Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #243

Episode Date: November 5, 2013

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website, portfolio, or online store. For free trial and 10% off, go to squarespace.com and use offer code BernieIsBest. I Can Now with giant microphone in the middle of the All right, thank you for watching obviously a professional podcasting. I thought I'd become tiny for a second Professional live stream happening right now. No kidding. We just finished our, you just finished congratulations. Thank you, Mr. Jack. Thank you.

Or congratulations, lots of awesome event. And there's a podcast that still smell a little bit from this weekend. I was gonna say, I'm really thankful to you guys. Yeah, I was shocked. I showed up early today thinking, because, you know, we had the spoiler cast on Friday. So we had a real tight turnaround to get the set ready for the extra live livestream so you know Blaine and Patrick Bustethras trying to get everything set up

and it was a work in progress you know we eventually got it going and then I showed up early today thinking that it was going to be a massive going to be wrecked from the live stream everything was fucking neat yeah it was I think it was clear than normal I need to give a shout out to Blaine for that. He actually purposely came at the right end of the stream and stayed for another hour or two to help clean inside of the shed. Yeah, like the red wasn't even trying to pop the red with support, it should be. I was like, it wasn't that just things were clean.

Things were put up where they should be. That's awesome. You never see that. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, that was pretty rough. Like the end of it, I mean, once we hit the 25 hours when we stopped the broadcast, it was like, it was almost like a weird kind of bump of energy after it was over because we

kind of had the end of it and it was like, Oh, okay, this is cool. And then, you know, we finally were able to breathe a little bit and it's like, Okay, so we kind of move some stuff back. I took all the cheap monitor stuff back immediately because I always get upset when that stuff doesn't return. So so Adam and I Adam Alice and I took all that stuff back over and we kind of made sure the podcast set was okay. And then the blame stayed for a long time after that and really you know made a look spot Listen so but yeah, there's I don't see any milk stains on the floor I don't see any loose hair from Michael on the floor. I don't smell any cigar. Yeah

Shocking you miss drunk Bernie my my vav suit reeks of cigar does it yeah I have to get that clean somehow yeah, the whole the whole thing the whole extra live stream was just crazy awesome So it's 25 hours from 8 am Saturday to 8 am Sunday. We talked about it a lot and you were here for almost all of it. I was here for I was here for the beginning of it and then I took a break. It's actually go let my dog out because my dog is the house. Who is the dogs out. And so we went to my when was the house to go let out my dog after about probably 10 hours or so. So we went home and then we actually were like okay we'll bring her up to the set as well because the official need to be okay. We went to McDonald's to grab a whole bunch of chicken nuggets for everybody. And as we were leaving there, I turned on the car

and it just went it start. I was like, uh-oh. And so sure enough, like my battery had died on me. And so Adam Beard was actually, he had been on the set and he had just left. So he came and helped me. He picked me up and we went to the auto zone and got a new battery put it in. So I missed about two hours because of that. Then went back to the set, dog wouldn't nuts, took her back home. I came back up to the set and then I stayed there for the rest of the time. So I was awake the whole time. I was on camera for I think about all but about maybe two hours of the whole broadcast. I would count that as you doing the whole thing because you're awake for those two hours. What did you do after ended just go straight sleep? Yeah, yeah, pretty much we I got home

Probably about nine then slept from about nine 15 until about four or five in the afternoon So did that bugger up your sleep pass. Oh, yeah, absolutely So you kind of let jet lags. Yeah, yeah, well, I was like, you know, I was like, okay, well, I gotta go to bed It's you know one a.m. Now I should go to bed and then I was just wide awake. I like to Well, this sucks and so trying to wake up this morning was pretty rough But I mean it was exhausting. I mean it was so much fun. We raised so much money I mean we raised the hundred twenty six thousand dollars during the initial stream 100 excuse me hundred eighty six thousand dollars during the initial stream and and Katie actually wrote this beautiful speech

That I just like she's like like she showed it to me. She's like I've been writing this up for you to say at the end of it And like this is what this about ten hours before was over and I was reading it that she showed it to me. She's like, I've been writing this up for you to say at the end of it. And this is about 10 hours before it was over. I was reading it. I was like tearing up, just reading it then. And I'm like, oh, God, there's no way I'm going to be able to finish this thing. And sure enough, when it was all said and done, I don't know if it was like being awake for 27 hours that point or all the money we had raised, but I lost it. I couldn't do it. I had to pass off the speech to Adam. And so Adam read it. It was amazing. And so that was incredible. The whole thing was really, I couldn't do it. I'd like pass off the speech to Adam. And so Adam read it and it was amazing. And so that was incredible.

The whole thing was really, really awesome. I think I'll just sew overwhelmed too. At that point, like exhausted, emotional, just everything. Like I was also tearing up, just listening to you tear up. Yeah. Oh my god. And it was tough. So the Brewster Teeth team was like the number one.

We were the fundraising team for all of Extra Life. Yeah. And you were the number one fundraising person. And I was extra life. What was basically the rooster teeth like as the captain is kind of defaulted to me. So, um, but yeah, it was awesome. So we raised 186,000. I think second place, uh, KB mod in the internet famous, which a lot of great people, gassy

Mexicans over there, Renee Rose, Renault says over there, uh, they raised like 146,000. I think giant bomb hit like 120 Reddit, like had 100,000. Reddit was like 80. I think they got bumped up today a little bit more. Suck it, users. But so we went charity. What? Did you see the red, you said the Reddit thread

when we passed Reddit? Yeah. That was pretty awesome. The commas there, really, really funny. One was like, yeah, go fuck ourselves. Yeah. But one of the cool things we did too, we haven't announced this officially,

but I'll announce it now, is during our stream, we actually were selling our extra life posters. I don't know if we... No, it's open. We had tongue up in this. Okay, so we have our extra life exclusive poster, the achievement hunter poster, the X-Men one, and we were selling those at ten bucks a pop, and we ended up... Yeah, there's the Rooster Teeth subreddit for some reason, if you're watching at home, but we ended up...

I thought it was going to be the poster. I got excited. We ended up selling a whole lot of those. We made an initial purchase of 2000 posters, thinking it would be awesome if we sold 2000 posters. We ended up, this is just over the course of the live stream. Over the 25 hours, that was the whole idea

was gonna be, you could buy it from 8 a.m. to 8 a.m. And so we thought, 2000 would be great. We ended up selling a hundred and fifty, a hundred and fifty four thousand posters, a hundred and fifty four thousand, like three hundred dollars. You made fifteen thousand. You made fifteen thousand. Yeah, fifteen, fifteen thousand four hundred something.

Oh, that's a lot of fun. Sorry, sorry. I got my numbers mixed up there. So we sold a hundred and fifty, are a fifteen thousand four hundred and change posters. And because of that, we are actually going to take, we were just going to do the proceeds 150 are 15,400 in change posters and because of that, we are actually going to take, we were just going to do the proceeds and we decided now We did so amazing that we are going to round it up a little bit and we are donating

155,000 dollars to the Dell children So that is fantastic Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's on top of that's our top of the 186,000 so it brings it over over 300,000 so it brings it over over 300,000 About 330,000 Close to 340, I think a little over 340. Yeah, so yeah, so we're gonna be writing a check to Dell children's or to actually It's gonna be a giant check. I want to do it. I want to have like a ceremony thing

We actually hand off a giant like golf check this How much does giant check cost? We made a joke during the stream like do you think the check costs $150,000? It's like, hey, here's $5,000. So the funny thing about that is, so you said you mentioned that we sold, you know, over 15,000 of those posters. Uh-huh. Uh, on Sunday, Emily, who manages our store, uh, gave our fulfillment house the heads up.

They told them that, hey, don't be freaked out on Monday morning, we all get in. We sold 15,000 of these posters, and they were so shocked that they didn't, obviously, they didn't have enough poster tubes So they had to order 40 palettes of poster tubes Orcline didn't they think it was 15,000 dollars worth of Right. Yeah, like 15k worth of posters. Yeah, there's like oh no big deal. Those 15,000 orders were the posters But I want to be there when 40 pallets of just poster teams show up Like fucking sword fight

That'd be awesome. But anyway, the whole thing was incredible. And I mean, the fact we were able to raise that much money. Actually, I spoke to Jeremy, who's the in charge of a Jeremy Adams is in charge of extra life. I spoke to him today. When I let him know that we had raised an extra $150,000 on top of what we had raised during the stream, it blew his mind. And so that's really, really awesome. And we were very excited. And I mean, that just goes to show how awesome our community is. And I think, you know, it's a good thing we were selling the posters. At first, I was a little unsure about it because it's like, do you really want to get in the way of the charity? Like, I'm always a big fan of sending money straight to the charity, but they suffered those denial of service attacks. And the website

went down several times. So it made donating difficult. And at that and at that time I was like thank God we're selling the post yeah And people can still buy them as a way to support and on the official extra live stream They were sending people to us to buy the poster during that period. Yeah, I talked to them today apparently during their stream They were like okay, well our website's down But if you want to donate right now, you can go buy this poster from Rooster Teased so that's cool of them to do that as well So but yeah, that's very very awesome I'm looking forward to signing a crap load of those posters of RTX next year.

There's a special place in hell for people who would coordinate and I'll serve the tax on a charity website when they're like there once a year charity events going live. Yeah, but the children's hospitals. Yeah, they got hit four times over the course of the 25 hours. And the one took them down for about three hours. We are very sympathetic. We should have said Adam over there to help him. Yeah, well, when I saw this way, it was like, fuck, you know, we recently went through, you know, problems like that.

And I'm totally sympathetic to them and that problem. Yeah, that sucks. It was frustrating just having that happen during like, to me, it was the peak of the stream. Yeah, that was it was the start. Like it was sort of after the early, early morning hours. It was right around, I want to of after the early, early morning hours, it was right around I want to say maybe noon to one or no, I take it back, it was later because Lindsey and Michael and Ray were there.

Yeah, it was probably between five and seven. Yeah, Ray showed up at six I think. Yeah, and so I had left and when I came back at it, that was the second time it happened. Because the first time it happened, it was in the morning, it was like, I want to say 10 or 11 a.m. and that lasted for multiple hours and they finally got it back up and then I left and it happened again when I came back. So that's freaking stupid. It was a cool feeling because I was watching quite a lot of it throughout the day because I was just like, you know, tidying up and doing errands and stuff.

And I was a weird feeling to be watching something because I had it on my TV. And I was like, I look really fun. And then I was just like, I could go there. I could go there. I have the ability just to go and be there. Big in the form. Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna vav up. There's probably a lot of guys that know who are really, really jealous that you're saying that right now. Yeah. Because a ton of people were watching, they're like, man, that looks like a blog. Yeah, I actually had no intention of going because I, I stuff to do and stuff. And then I was like, it's good excuse to go get drunk on a Saturday night. And also, Ray is dressed as X-Ray.

I got a valve out. I was honestly surprised that you came because you didn't mention anything about showing up. Yeah, I really wasn't until like an hour before I went. Yeah, you don't have a car, so it's just you. I just hopped into the cab. I didn't hop in the cab as valve. Oh, that's the other thing. Oh, I'm gonna ask if you can change the pool.

Hello. So how does your tongue and butt hole feel? My butt hole was eviscerated the next day. I- Well, okay, explain why, explain why. Please, explain why. My foot's like a convertible. It was really, really crazy.

Okay, for those who didn't see the stream, I had a dollop of 600,000 Scoville. Oh, here's the clip. Hot sauce. Wow, on the spot with the fucking clip. Yeah, that's me. That's where a poster of that is. So it's cool time. Everyone's like, yeah, do it. And I'm just like Gavin, please don't. Yeah, Barbara's me. That's where opposed to that. So it's cold time. Everyone's like, yeah, do it.

And I'm just like Gavin, please don't. Yeah, Barbara's back at the couch. Yeah, Barbara's back at the couch. Barbara was like, don't do it, you were gonna die. And people already don't, you can't stay in this, but people have already donated 85 grand to have me do this. That was like that milestone. So I'm not gonna not do it.

But you're gonna do a spoon. There's your spoon. I love your hair. This is my one favorite shot from the entire stream. This is how quickly This is how quickly hit me the reaction shot is the best So at this point it's burning my tongue and I'm spitting it all out and then I'm breathing in so it's it's like oh my god I love how you pull your glove off. That's probably my You're not even fucking around anymore

Yeah, then Ray came in with some milk now the milk was good But I think it washed some of the hot sauce down my throat no because I pooped like four times a day after it was like My ass always like a cannon of liquid It was unbelievable what he was for the children, so but it was for kids. It was unbelievable. What hails for the children. But it was for kids. It was for kids. And you're feeling fine now. But no, I mean, that period of time, I think you guys sold like 700 posters over the course of like 30 minutes or something, because it was, or that went, uh, Ray and Michael, um, did, because that was when this, the website was down and Michael was like, okay, I'll,

he was going to eat the lava cakes. He was going to eat 12 lava cakes, which were sent to us by fan. And we said 500 posters 500 posters in an hour. Yeah, that's right. I was in the cab watching that on my phone. That's how cool technology is. I was going to come to TV. When is the cab just carrying on watch?

I was like, oh, my God. And I just walked on the screen. Yeah, I was at a wedding all day. And I kept checking in periodically. I was, streamed up really good on my phone. That's awesome. Yeah, it looked great. I mean, I don't know if we had any technical flaws.

No, I mean, we had the red We so we had a we have a hundred thousand dollar webcam basically Cam yeah Describe me as what it was a camera for web video. It's like calling a mazerotic a jalapie Yeah, I got this fucking thing over here, but I mean so that the red I mean the that camera that's not made to run for 25 hours Straight and it did and it worked like it was awesome We had one of these side cameras working the whole time. I don't think we ever lost broadcast signal.

You know, we just had a little bit of trouble starting the stream. Yeah, yeah, the initial the initial start because it was, but we figured that out pretty fast. Like we, we, we actually brought, we broadcasted for about five minutes before realizing we weren't actually public to the world. So it was me and Katie and Blaine to start it off with. And it was like, all right, guys, here we go. You can read someone's. Yeah, sure enough. It was like oh oops. We're not actually broadcast We have a lot of cool technology in place as a result already because we do the podcast every week

And there's a lot of stuff that we don't get to use that that I was happy y'all got to play with like you could video switch Yeah, we live video switching using the iPad which was really neat That was actually really cool. It was really fun. I enjoyed switching pretty good It was like a proper like really good and like later in the night Brandon and JJ came in and they were They were like running the board and moving cameras around and was like we had a live camera It was awesome. So can you mess it right now? Yeah, I can totally do it See you can see that they're calling shots and it turns red as they are Of course not like gonna cut away the cut away. Yeah, but you'll be able to see it

So yeah, they just hit the buttons here, so course, not they're going to cut away. They're going to see it, but you'll be able to see it. So yeah, they just hit the buttons here. But yeah, that was cool. But the whole stream was fantastic. We raised a bunch of money for children's hospitals all over the country. Yeah, we raised, you know, I mean, I was also in number raised about $340,000, which is incredible. And so, and not only that, if you didn't get a chance to donate during this weekend, they're actually taking donations to the end of December because of their issues during the stream.

So if you didn't get a chance to donate, you still would like to, you're welcome to. And yeah, so hopefully, right now we're at 186. If we get bumped that over to 200, like by the end of it, that would be incredible. If we, I mean, our community's fantastic. There's also the community teams that we're running. So we had SideQuest, we had RBB Texas

and like a couple of other community groups that ran. I think they raised a total of almost $14,000 just on their own, which is incredible. And Caleb actually swung by a couple times and hung out with those guys, like kick ass community managers doing that kind of stuff. And it's just like, that's awesome. That's the community manager ever.

Caleb Denikor. Send him a name. Oh. But yeah, it was a fantastic time. And I mean, like everyone in extra life did a great job. And I was really, I had every intention to come here, I was just like, I gotta pass out. I'm done. Your plan was to scare us. I thought about scaring you when I saw the two spooky hashtags.

No, that's not going on. I thought, if I can get up like a three in the morning and come and just like rattle the day door, and then like run off so that the room is like freaking out, like come around to the lot over here. Because I know the building. Like when they're playing M. New Year or something like that. Yeah, and like start making scary scary noises trying to freak people out

They are it's impressive how Many people were watching our stream the RTX relief tag was trending worldwide and then even the two spooky tags Are it trending because of how many people were watching miles in carry? Yeah, we even did we did a trivia question at one point about like what which person on the Indiana Jones set like didn't get food poisoning Because he ate canned food and it was Steven Spielberg and Steven Spielberg started trending like yeah because like so many people are hitting the answer with it and it was like that's pretty funny but yeah it was amazing the whole the whole thing was great. My favorite part was when someone got hold of a fan and I just stood in front of it with

Ray while he was blowing off Casey's. So I tried to use that fan to blow Michael's Yeah, we shaved Michael's head and gav turned on the fan. I was like oh I can only imagine it here It was blowing It was in the perfect place. I could resist. There it is. Yeah, there you go. There's Michael getting his head shaved That was a lot of fun. That was at what's 80,000? No, I think I like the The music was 80 my kind to do that 80 shaving his head That's right hot sauce 85 and at 90 Ryan made a Twitter And then he instantly had like 40,000 followers

Yeah, it was like a first it was like 400 because I guess it was yeah, and then everyone had managed to get to that page and follow him He went from like 400 to I think 6,000 in like five That's gotta be the fastest legitimate Twitter followers Some like people at Charlie Sheen when they signed up It that was gonna be up there cuz he was literally getting like a thousand a second for about five seconds Yeah, it was and now he has like 40,000 Yeah, I think you'll use it. I think you use it to comment on something Ray said

But yeah, we actually sold his first tweet to someone who actually someone bought his tweet for like 2,000 I think 2100 bucks and it was the and the guy who who bought it actually was using it to help promote a friend which was pretty cool and then we had one woman Rebecca Huntley I said Rebecca something her name is Rebecca Huntley she donated forty two hundred dollars throughout the whole stream wow what you did say one thing of like twenty one hundred and then she did two thousand dollar one because we wanted to get Michael up to the point where he could shave his head and she donated two2,000 and said fuck reddit shave that boy

All right, and then someone donated $2,100 and then she wrote another one saying I can't have someone beating my donation Here's another one. I was like holy shit. So she's in a really rich or just weird Like she's into bald Jersey dudes. She's like I want to see I want to see that pretty boy scow I want to see that pretty boy scowp. There are a couple of people who donated over $1,000. Yeah, we had a few people donate over $1,000. I'm going to see if we can do something for those folks who did donate big numbers. But yeah, it was awesome. And even the people who donated three bucks, it was one of those things.

They just wanted to help out in some form or fashion. That was really sweet. I think that's a great example of the power of the community and that amplification effect Or it's like you have so many people watching even if everyone just contributes a little it really makes a big difference I think at our feet. We're at 40,000 concurrent viewers. Yeah, I think I think 30 I think 40 or maybe 36 I think was our peak but it was consistently the most watched live stream on YouTube throughout the event I think there was one time when it slipped to number two. Yeah behind like an illegal no, it was an illegal re-broadcast of a soccer match. Well, good to see you.

Yeah, I was a lot of people were watching that, but you all were in second place for a while. Yeah, but I mean, that's awesome. We were beating on minecon for most stream, which is like that's pretty neat, but yeah, so next year, I mean we learned some stuff this year that next year is gonna be even better and we have to beat it right? Yeah we have to beat it and we have to do something again we have to get Patrick and John to come up with a better idea or another idea for a poster yeah and or something exclusive maybe I'll just not shit not not get a haircut for a year shave on that one. That'll be your yearly haircut is the's the extra life haircut. Jesus. Did you get drunk at the wedding?

Yeah, I couldn't get too drunk though, because I had to be with a responsible one. Yeah, I was driving and I had to take care of things and make sure everyone's okay, but everyone else got fucked. Did Esther got fed up? Esther got so drunk. I love stories that start with this.

She fell down. And Skinternie really bad. Oh, no and like bruise the shit out of her pinky like You gotta be running right no she like fell like knee first into the ground It's not like it got cut. It's like all the capillaries under the knee broke And she's like bleeding all under the skin And then she was like tried to when she was fine. I was like no, let me put some let me put a bandit on her So she's like no, no, I'm fine. I was like, well, at least stop wearing your heels, put some flats on.

She's like, no, no, no, I'm gonna be like, fighting me the whole time. Oh my God. Drunker is my favorite. Her, I said she looked like she had wore your paint on because she had started crying at the wedding and her eyeliner started running. I was like, I'm like, deciding like,

streaks. Was she lying on a bad one thing? I guess she was like rubbing her face. Oh my God. One of her ants got really drunk and started getting grab grabby with me. I'm like she kept grabbing my butt And every time I tried to look away she would grab my face and be like no look at me look at me Oh, we got the abrasion there if you want to what why is it slimy? I might as to fight her and put Neosporin on it

She would not let me put a bandit on it. At least you put Something on it and you also you perform me put a bandit on it, but at least she let me put. That's bad. That's good. And something on it. And you also, you perform the ceremony, too. I perform the ceremony. Nice. Yeah, so it was a really good thing. How many have you done that?

Three. That was my third one. And it's going to be four soon. Have we announced that you're going to be doing Cating Eye Ceremony? We are pleased to announce that I'll be appreciating my fourth ceremony. Hey, so you can't be pleased to do that. So be appreciating my fourth ceremony. Hey

What's that that guess I'll do my ceremony? Oh, have I not I Am in on the podcast no, I guess two weeks. Yeah, we've been three weeks. Well, when's that when we're gonna have it? No, we you were on here two or three weeks ago. Okay. I guess I maybe maybe that was I don't know when we announced it I think you're not I think you're sitting on the podcast I don't think it may well I know was someone we talked about burning Gavin replicating the photo. I mean, was that during that was during livestream? I don't know where that was.

It was here in the podcast. I was. OK. So I guess I have an on the podcast. So yeah. OK. Maybe I'm going crazy. Congratulations.

Thank you very much. I appreciate that picture. Because I imagine the one you took was a very quick sort of. Hey, we were trying so hard to get it like pixel perfect that I was hanging around Bernie's neck like this for probably two minutes and he was just like, and I was like, well that explains why his face was so red. We were like that for two minutes and we were, and they were just laughing really hard.

We even found a red ball because you had a red ball on the green and we had one as well but it was like just hidden by that table. Oh man. But we almost had it perfect. So did you actually go play golf or did do this show up just to take the photo? No, we would we would play golf like that was something I had planned for you know, and then we just did it like a double day with Bernie Okay, we just have it to be there So I don't think that's happened. I think you actually decided to go there just to take that picture

No, they have They like fade into your mind at all. I'll come into you know, I didn't even know that's where it was It wasn't a bunny was like I think this is where that pitch was taken. Uh-huh. And we're like, oh, let's find that hole. And we'll do it. Nice. That was Peter Pan, mini golf.

One of my favorite places in Austin. Yeah. That was actually the first place that Katie and I ever hung out was like, hung out just the two of us was that Peter Pan. OK, well, that makes a lot more sense. I bet you just like randomly chose that place. Like, yeah, fuck it. This place is good enough.

There we go. The McDonald's next door is too busy. So we'll do it around here instead. I wasn't going to go. No, that was actually it was the it was the same set of they have two courses. It was the same course and everything. So and yeah, that's where I gave her her ring and she was very excited. You know, that McDonald's parking lot there is the they're laughing. I don't know why that McDonald's parking lot is the first time I got a phone call from someone who was interested in giving us money for stuff we were doing on the internet. Oh wow.

Back when we were doing ugly internet, I got a phone call from someone as I pulled over and I was like sitting there in my car and then we're not talking about talking to them. It was from an ad network who wanted us to run but banner ads on ugly internet. Wow. So that's a very special place for all of us. And that little like probably went 100 foot square foot area. You could see them from each other. And yeah, we ran them.

And I think all we got over the lifetime of that was like a $20 check. I remember joking. We still have that check. We joked that we could finally buy a pizza. Like we made it on the internet. We haven't enough money for a large pizza. That's cool.

I was speaking to pizza. Did you see I got a pizza bag? Oh, you got one? Yeah. So you followed the cycle. Yeah, I asked Michael where he bought his so that I could keep to pizza. Do you see I got a pizza bag? Oh, you got one. Yeah, so you follow that? Yeah, I asked Michael where he bought his so that I could keep it warm. Yeah, yeah, Cara sent a tweet about it. Yeah, she did nice care. Oh, that is the McDonald's. Oh, we got the McDonald's. Those are random McDonald's. That's actually the correct McDonald's. That's the one where you got the phone call. That's where I got the phone call. And that's right next to the, the computer. Yeah, Peter Pan is actually behind behind that so the way you're looking at it is behind you. You can tell that car was going fast because it's tires of blood. But uh yeah actually I bought the uh did you get that online or did you

would you buy that? Yeah I asked Michael I bought it the same website he did. Okay it's like the most generic website though I can't remember what it's like pizza delivery bags you would say or something like that. I'm very excited I got my my tree gators today they finally showed up so I started watering my trees. Oh you showed me that face. Yeah I was like oh I'm very excited. I got my tree gators today. They finally showed up. So I started watering my trees. Oh, you showed me that face. Yeah, I was so excited. A balloon circle for a tree. It's like a donut.

It looks like a donut that you filled water and it slowly releases water throughout the day. So you put it around trees. And it slowly drizzles water into the ground. It blows like 15 gallons of water. And over the course of six hours, slowly water your tree. But it's been raining a lot. Yeah, I honestly don't need it right now

But once it kind of like dries out like it's really I ever buy one of those I will give you a hundred thousand dollars All right, I am so convinced that is an object thing that I will never buy ever do you ever do buy one of those? It's probably because you're like filthy rich and so you'll have the money to give a Buy a gardener money to give him. What? You're rich up by a god now. What? I am god.

God. God. God. God is the only God in my car. God is the only God in my car. God is the only God in my car. Get in my Austin Martin. No, it's funny.

Like the older you get the more stuff like that is like exciting. No, yeah. I was so happy when I found a creator. I know. It was great. It's like my backyard right now. I'm so happy with my backyard. Like I did.

I have these trees. I have trees set off. I don't know what the hell you do I have a picture of the nest but we can see that I'm just trying to watch you watching someone of the controller run around and it's always yells at me when I talk about the thing that's not on the screen but anyway yeah so like you start like I like I picked up my back that's what we say. They're they're Google search for nests But like I had a Halloween party and like so I have my bat like I've been working on my backyard and finally got it like all done Like the the day of my Halloween party. It looks great like I've got the doghouse out there now I've got the trees out there now and they look good

Yeah, it actually they for the first time like wow, I'm actually really proud of my backyard and so that was a really fun party I've never been out there. No, but my favorite part was Joel was getting drunk enough to throw his cooking bits of chocolate on the fire. I bought this fire pit, like a $70 fire pit to throw wood in there and keep mosquitoes away because of the smoke. And Joel started throwing marshmallows

on the metal grate. And so they were cooking into the grater and melting through it. And's like. It's like. You dickly. I spent a lot of money on that and it's like yeah, he's just sitting there breaking it basically. Yeah. And so, but I mean, I'm I'm having a New Year's party. So that you're welcome. You guys are all welcome to come to the New Year's party. You had one last night. I didn't want to go to the Halloween week. So I wasn't dressed up. I don't want to be like the dick who shows up.

There's a lot of. I was the dick that showed up. Yeah, Gavin actually dressed as a. Yeah, we surprised surprise up. I was the dick that showed up. Yeah Gavin actually Yeah, we surprise surprise, but I posted a picture of us too and you can't see your balls So people didn't know that you were a dick That being They are having so many issues back Okay, but but I dressed up like Zach Alephanak is from the hangover I was really proud of my costume check out But it was for the first time like usually kind of like have to suck in for photos and stuff I was doing the complete opposite for all of these roles like sticky on my gut as far as I could and like taking photos

Here's the picture of it was I was having in Barbara. So yeah, there's Gavin Barbara. Oh, it's a dick in an elf Barbara was so embarrassed that day. Why is that? So we went to lunch and Barbara was embarrassed to go. She didn't want to go with us because she's like, I don't want to go. I'm the only person to dress up. I was like in full elf costume. I had a cloak.

I had my faking ears and like this long big dress on. So she was so supposed to just like, let's just go to Jersey. Mike's sandwich shop there because there's never anyone there. It's always super in we always go to lunch at 11.45 Every single day. Do you really guys does the signal we get up and we lose so much time and she went on up from lunches Like everyone goes at different times sometimes it's like four hours Where we can't recall because if people like step their lunches. Yeah, like yeah Like Jeff and Gavin go to 11.30 then I usually usually like you know 12 15 12 30 then Michael goes like 130 then

Ray finds I'm gonna go with it during that time. It's a point yeah When we showed up to that Jersey mics, which is normally empty at 11 45 it was fucking Not just packed like it was a bunch of dudes like construction workers and like people from like Where they where they in costume as construction workers or there was not a single person costume no one from Jersey, my sister's up there was no Halloween decorations in the restaurant and I'm just gonna get the fucking self-princess ordering her goddamn sub. It's terrible but the sub was delicious. I love Halloween. It's fine. I loaded up my second testicle this year.

Oh, yeah, yeah. This last year, the testicles don't come stuff. They have to fill in with something yourself. There's a little little slits for it. So last year, I stole a Griffball from this podcast set. It's probably right there. No, I've still got it. But I could only find one that year.

So this year, I got the second one. So there's two Griffballs now? Two balls. Nice, nice. It was like your deck when your ball was fucked up. Yeah. What? Where's you gonna put a staple in it?

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And I'm like no get it going. Yeah, and now I'm like anytime I see it one of their ads on TV like I know about that nice I hope for that. Yeah, so thank you Squarespace. We're better than TV about that nice I hope that yeah so thank you Squarespace we're better than TV here I'm excited for new there's a month in here I'm very excited for new years because I'm actually gonna build a like that's my thing too is like the older you get the more you start like wanting to build shit so like I made those things around my tree in the backyard I'm building a launch platform for the fireworks this year wow last year like we'll ask you we shot a fireworks in my backyard. Oh, you hit it. Fuck you. Just my sand destroyed the month. Uh, last year. What? No, me. I was like, what did I do? Last year we shot a fireworks. And I think as of

about maybe three months ago, I was still finding like rappers and stuff from fireworks. So this is going to make like a door for something. You dog will eat it all. Yeah. Right on that, you'll be no problem at all. Eat dogs. Fireworks. Is that like a comic? Some dogs will eat anything. So I have a problem. One of my dogs has had di- I think I talked about it. I talked about it the other podcast. One of my dogs is diarrhea because he fucking has started

going through the trash, finding shit to eat. It was also a dog. Yeah, Oswald. Benjamin doesn't do that. Benjamin's too classy for that. But Oswald. King Benjamin scoffs at that. So now every now and then, I have to go to,

like, I feel like I'm the warden in a prison I have to go to Oswald's bed and like turn it upside down and shake it out like where's the contraband? Like cuz he like hides like Q tips and like all kinds of shit in there You have to give him a little pat down. Yeah, it's like where are you hiding it? I know you have shit in there somewhere It'd be funny if he had a condom full of cocaine up his eyes He probably would have shit it out by now. He's finally better.

It's like we have to take him to the vet and if it's like, let me guess he learned for the trash can is huh? Yep. I just want there to be like a Cirolo family sitcom on TV. I love your dogs. That's so cool. You've such a nice little family that's so different to your work. cool. It's so cool. It's so cool. It's so cool. It's so cool. It's so cool. It's so cool. It's so cool. It's so cool. It's so cool.

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he's like, he never does this. You'll let me down, Benjamin. You'll let me down. He knows like fucking 15 of his toys. He's just under pressure. He's not used to having guests here. You guys always tell me whenever I come over that Benjamin likes blondes. Benjamin, he's like all over me.

Benjamin likes girls, yeah, especially blondes. Because he's like all over me. Benjamin likes girls, yeah, especially blondes. Yeah. Yeah, ever since he was a little puppy. How many blond girls do you have over? It's not we were walking. And there's always people walking around outside or we taking places. It's like, he'll only like the stare at like pretty girls.

And then like every now and then he might start an ugly girl and I'm like What's wrong with you? I'm like come on you're gonna do better than that And I'm sure no one knows what I'm talking about but I'm like come on man Let me serious here Bench of them whenever I come over He'll just sit on that little like foot stool that you have and just stare at me and like cock his head Mm-hmm, like what you know if we ever got the phantom out and just had them like play with each other and film that in slow-mo That's like 10 million views right?

Yeah, like I've done it with the iPhone 5s at you know 120 frames a second and it's like it's it's interesting Yeah, it's more stable with more with more frames more frames per second you say it's weird. You don't realize how Much a dog moves and their fur moves when they're running. Yeah. It's like the fur is like a wave or like an ocean. It's really, really, really. It's like that video you have of Lloyd, your cat jumping up the fence, right? Yeah. I did two videos of Lloyd. This one where she jumps out of a tree and a A is good like, like she lands.

It's pretty cool. You, since the last podcast, you released that blowing up a building video. Yeah. Which is why you missed the podcast two weeks ago, I think yeah We're filming it you were in the UK Yeah, it was a it was a video about battlefield form we blew up a giant building and it was a special effects team That said it all up. I just turned up and filmed it But it was massive like we were I thought I was too far away because I wanted to see Dan But Dan ended up being really tiny, but the guy was like all right. This is as close as I wanted to be you can't go any closer than there

So I was like I shoved it for just a little bit more But all the debris was on fire. There was probably like 200 pieces of flaming wood that landed all around us and probably landed Like a foot away from me. She was absolutely right. It rains down on me At one point you see me like run back from the screen. I'm hiding behind because I thought it was gonna come over because I could see it just all in the air on fire a little like the end of the world I was gonna say I wish we had another fan to just point it at the sky it was like the scene at 300 except all the arrows were on fire I was gonna like that the sun I thought it was dumb you ran away from the screen because like isn't the screen there to protect you it was coming at the top this is the uh that's showing oh they're not showing it yet

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I'm pretty of filmed all the dream stuff you can pull off in slow-mo. Like, like, what is your dream thing to film in slow-motion? I'm pretty of filmed all the dream stuff. I still want to film an airbag, like I want to crash a car. What's it a girl on a trampoline? Yeah. Not Drew yours? I saw. The only reason I say that is that I've worked on a lot of commercials with a lot of female models. And it's never flattering. Yeah, I was gonna say like, I'm not flattering. I filmed that slow especially. I filmed some Puma commercial in an abandoned. Puma. Puma, Puma.

An abandoned coal mine place in the Czech Republic, it was in Prague, and it was just like a super fit model. She was running through the power station of coal mine wherever it was. And she was super thin, like probably the fittest girl I've ever seen in terms of it in shapeness. But her legs were just like, cause it's just muscle,

but it moves around in such an unflattering way in slow-mo that I'm not sure any girl would wanna be seen jumping on trampoline. I saw the greatest YouTube channel in the world earlier today. Matt Sloomo, but so it's some guy who gets his girlfriend to ride on the back of a motorcycle with him And he puts a GoPro behind her on the on the motorcycle seat and makes her wear short shorts

So it's just like that GoPro's POV for like 15 minutes. Holy right around on her motorcycle The funniest thing about that is it's just the Every video he uploads is like It's not the video. It's just the the view of the channel uploads is like, yeah. That's the point. It's not the video. It's just the view of the channel where you can see the thumbnails for all the videos. All the saves. Is it all her butt?

It's all the arse. In different clothes. And you just see the butt cheeks just vibrating. I guess you sent Gavin the link and then he sent it to me and I just clicked it. And the funny thing was, it was like, so all these photos. But then the best part was since you were on the rooster teeth YouTube account all these videos were like watched watch right now I click through all of them I was like I'm gonna go playlist out of it I'm gonna go through and look at all this have a party and just have

that like on a giant projection screen while your party's going on oh man god is it like an advertisement for something you're just like no it's just just this guy and he's like super active in all the comments like answering Oh man god is it like an advertisement for something you're just like no it's just some justice guy And he's like super active in all the comments like answering people's questions Well questions because they've also we have a banger girlfriend There's one way she's like smacking it But it's like there's like hundreds of thousands of views. It's like there's the internet what what what what the internet was for What what what what what what is that was for

Your obsession with my whole is more so than anyone I know God so someone out there We were watching those videos earlier someone in the control room. I forget who said it looked like it looked like a water bowl I was getting ready to burst Jesus Patrick said that But yeah, I'm always amazed like all these like niche channels and like you know They have a super specializing he does one thing and that's all there's a channel that I don't know if you would like or hate It's cringe videos. It's like a compilation of different cringe videos. I go either way on that Yeah, I know that you have typical like cringe like pain or cringe like did a set like embarrassing You're like I have a hard time watching embarrassing stuff like the ones

Were like the guy like the guy as a girl the marium and then she runs away like it up like a basketball game or something I think about those a lot of times those are like stage Yeah, you hope those things are Steve have you seen hello ladies? No, I haven't seen that yet. It's a sitcom with Steve much and as an English man in LA And it's the Chris so cringey you can tell that all of the cringey in the office came from Steve Merchant. It's just so bad. I love it. It's probably one of my favorite shows now. That's on HBO. I think they're on episode 6 of 7, but it's really funny. Well, I find it really funny, but I love that cringey. What is all the ladies? sitcom.

Yeah, Stephen Merchant plays a British man in LA. Steve Merchant is for those who have a 6 of 7. What kind of show it was? Yeah, it's a sitcom. Drama sitcom. And Steve Merchant, who is the co-creator of the office and the voice of Wheatley in Porto. He was also the two, he was one of the angels in the Tooth Fairy movie with the rock. Was he really?

He is a 6 foot 7 comedian. Also on the Rickardger Race podcast. He on the Rickard your race podcast Very good podcast amazing podcast makes me jealous all the time Are they still doing that podcast I think so really? Yeah, and I Really I thought they still do it every occasional special. Yeah, I've ever watched any of Derek his show the the Rickard your ratio It's someone HPO or no, it's on Netflix now. Oh, no, I haven't seen any of that.

It's a very interesting show. It's like completely not what I thought Ricky Gervais would be making. Ricky Gervais likes the sort of more real, like sad comedy style. Yeah, basically it's like a story about a nursing home. And it kind of follows Derek, who's Ricky Gervais' character. And he's kind of like a slower type guy guy and they play it very very straight and is actually really really good. Yeah, and uh, and Carl Pilkington's in it. Carl Pilkington is the best thing about that stuff. Yeah, and he's incredible actor. Yeah, like he's in it. He's playing like a janitor. He's got the best friend.

Yeah, so if you're watching a stream, we've got some clips from it. One of the jokes with Carl Pilkington is that he's talking about how all these different hairstyles have happened and come in in our fashion, but he's annoyed that his hair haircut is never been in fashion. He's like this never caught on. But see like Carl Pugleton, like watching Derek makes me think Carl Pugleton's faking it. Like he's in on the joke because he's so good in that show. It's like there's no way he's as much of a dingbat as he portrays on the podcast and on you know, itty to broad and then he does that is like, wow, he's actually got amazing comedic timing. He's like, good emotional. He's like, wow, he's actually a good actor.

If you go back, it's probably actually just acting all of it. If you listen to the first ever appearances of Carpool Contents, like the late 90s, like early 2000s on the local London radio show, you can see the real, you can listen to the real culprits. It's quite different. But he is kind of, he does ask those weird questions. Well, I mean, you can't let you.

Yeah, exactly. We can already do the same kind of stuff. It's up, I mean, he plays up that character so much more like, you, I mean, you'll say something dumb and then laugh at yourself. Whereas I kill him, say it and just run with it. Well, yeah, I just get like funny thoughts in my head.

And I say it was funny. Yeah. That's what we do, right? But it's like the whole idea. I think it's a good paper of focus. Like the whole idea of like they had like Carl's diary and stuff on a pocket like something that's like genius But that was like the I think one of the very first things they read from Carl's diary He was like went on holiday this morning

Went to some island probably he's like never seen so many cross-eyed people in one place So funny, oh man, and then like his idea for his movie like his I will move I will win the club You Yeah, you should start keeping a diary You wouldn't want to read that But does anyone keep a diary anymore? Is that even a thing like with the proliferation of Twitter and Facebook? Just having the internet in general and like being able to type up stuff instead of actually keeping a physical diary. I doubt it It's really weird. I guess some people still writing their thoughts down. Maybe a journal more.

Writing feels so alien to me now. Anytime I have to pick up a pen and actually write something, it's like, what am I doing? Anything other than a signature is like, oh, this is odd. Alesson Hacelip, she used me on G4, she has some stuff now. She has a Twitter account, it's Ali minus 20. And she found an old diary from 20 years ago. And she posts everything from the diary of that day. Her diary from 20 years

ago. There's some really funny stuff in there. How old was she 20 years ago? Probably almost 15 or 16 maybe. Oh, that's the best. Yeah. So that's like when like boys are smelly. Oh, no way. I like them. That's that stage exactly and so she'll she'll retweet some stuff Ever now and then from a man. It's a really I never had that with boys You always enjoyed the smell soon your time will come You know and that makes me think also of I finally saw it makes me think of like With the spoiler cast for it makes you think of End enders game and how in the book they talk about the uh...

uh... the net and it's kind of like blogging and we talked about that in the spoiler cast and uh... they have like touch pad interfaces which you know are kind of like you know i-pads now it's for a book written in the mid eighties it's like they were to able to be able to see what was going to happen yeah yeah and we're going to give some he wrote uh... neuromancer and like he was talking about the internet like talking to see what was gonna happen. Yeah, well, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like,

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The battles sequence stuff was really good looking but I felt like a lot of the sets and the other stuff look like a TV movie Oh, yeah But I mean it makes sense. I saw Digital Domain worked on the film. So I guess they must have done all the the the ballroom stuff and all the really good looking stuff. And then like all the practical stuff was just like shoe string budgets.

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Hmm. Enders game for you. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones for you. The first one, Firenice, sir. That's the first game of Thrones. Okay, the first one Firenice. That's the first one. Game of Thrones. Okay, the first one is just Game of Thrones. Yeah, that's the one I read. I'm gonna read that.

The last one I read was extremely laden incredibly close. Oh cool. The story about the 9-11 incident and then this kid who has an experience like with his dad and all this stuff. They mean that to a movie. Tom Hanks, isn't it? I have not seen the movie and I don't know if I want to. I hear it, it doesn't live up to the book

Which I hate when people say that but just see the movie there I read a ready player one Which is that's it's a fun read it takes like two or three days. Oh for me two or three days to get through it Like like Katie was reading Harry Potter and like burn through like the first Harry Potter in like two days I'm like nope can't do that. I can't read that Well, you can also first Harry Potter in like two days and like, nope, can't do that. There are people who read that so fast. I can't do it. Oh my god. You can also, they're not our sponsor this week.

You can also get a find book from audible.com. Bonus. Which why? Oh, I always listen to stuff. Well, actually, Ready Player One is read by Will Wheaton. So that's interesting. It's funny because in the book, they talk about how Will Wheaton is the president of like their digital

universe. They're in. So like he's describing himself in the book. It's kind of funny. But yeah, I really like that you universe they're in. So like he's describing himself as a little, just kind of funny. But yeah. I really like that you have books with Audible, because whenever you and I have to drive like downtown or somewhere like that takes a while to get there,

I'm like, you can just put on an audio book because we're both socially awkward. And I'm like, I really do. Yeah, we have some awkward car rides sometimes. It's like, yeah, we're just like super silent. And I'm like, say something. But your friends, you see each other. I know. It's a big, weird, weird, just like super silent. I'm like But your friends Yeah, I feel like when I've ride right where they're huh whenever I ride with you We're always talking about random stuff

This like silences with us sometimes usually it's cuz I'm just like on my phone Okay, normally yeah, so by being in the car. I don't know what it is. I like but I'm okay with like just riding silently in a car I have no trouble with that me too. Maybe that maybe that's what it is like I'm nervous that you're Now you both know that we both know I actually just I prefer sometimes just to ride quietly Just getting the car to shut the fuck up Listen to your audio books or listen to rap music although I haven't been able to put audiobook on for a while Cuz I'm like so far ahead now in the game of throwing books. Yeah, it's like I'll fucked up Let me

Barbara after degrees riding in a car with me is awkward So I'm guessing Patrick is the one manning the computer. That's branded on the computer. Okay, fun times So whenever I get in the car with you and we go somewhere far, you're always like, oh, by the way, you can totally, you feel free to sleep if you want. No, this is only when we were driving a six flags, which is like an hour and a half drive. And I picked you up at like really early in the morning.

Yeah, but like, is it rude to sleep in the car with someone, usually? And not if they offer. Yeah, I know, if they don't, is it rude? It can be if you're on a long trip, and the driver's tired. Yeah. Really?

I think it's more courteous to stay awake and keep them company. But that doesn't make any sense. Why is that? Because, well, I guess if you keep them company, but if you're just going to sit quietly next to them, yeah, if you're supposed to keep company, help them stay awake.

Yeah. That's why you get three people for a road trip. But that's why I said, I feel free to sleep, I know it's a long drive. I could just listen to music right ever. Yeah, going to six. That was the travel network thing. We went through, I guess. Yeah, the first time I don't think I drove you.

That should be coming out in the next couple of months, right? No, that was like 2015 or something. Yeah, that was the season premiere for season three. Yeah, there's some around. In a couple of weeks after you filmed it, they premiered season two. Okay, so it's like it will be next summer when they premiere anything then. She's so I got really sick when we filmed that thing. That was awesome. I didn't actually like physically get so great. That was a great day. So

we had to ride that roller coaster 10 or 12 times. I don't think it was that many. It was it was closer to 9 or 10 yeah. It was a lot but I have a picture of Joel and the ground on the stairs outside of the road. It is funny because like so for those of you who didn't don't know about this we shot a thing for the travel channel Where they featured some russian teeth folks going down to ride a roller coaster down in San Antonio I'm a rattle the iron rattle or which is awesome coaster and And so but they were doing this thing for the travel channel is like they filmed this so they covered the thing and go pros and they Mike does all and so it's me and Joel in the front YouTube behind but the behind us and then we had a few other people behind us And but they filled it with like random people too like they invited people in like hey

We're all closer fish in on it. Yeah, and they're like hey, you know We need more people to fill up this thing if you don't mind riding in a few times or to be filming throughout the day And so they like this general crowd to that have been like waiting there all day and then we show up I'm like what's up and then getting the fron scene to take it from you flip them off like fuck you guys You know, so there was there was a one point where like they like like, what's up? I'm gonna get in the front seat. Just take it from home. You flip them off like, fuck you guys. You know, so there was a one point where like, like, so what they would do is like, they'd send us and they'd film us from whatever and towards the end of the day they were doing like, wide shot.

So they needed us in our seats to kind of get continuity correct, but then they were shooting from different angles. So they're like, okay, so like they we'd run and we'd be in a seat and then we'd get off and then they'd run it a couple more times while the camera was moving and then and then we get back in do it over and over again. So that's how kind of ended up doing a whole lot towards the end. And at one point they're like, okay, we need we need the we need talents, which is which

was us to jump into their seats. And the PA there, he wasn't really paying attention and someone sat where Joel and I are supposed to be sitting. It was like a man and his daughter and we're like, oh, hey, we need those seats. He's like, well, the back's really good too. And it's like sat there and stared at us and it's like, no, we're filming something. We need to sit there and he's like, well, we've been waiting for a while. And I was like, and I'm looking at the PA and the PA is like, I imagine them just like doing the commentary on the role. Because like, then they come down the hill and Jack and Joel have become a middle-aged man

and a girl has come down the second bend. But I'm sitting there, and finally, like we eventually got them like, okay, you need to get out of there so we can do this thing. And I was like, I felt like an asshole to get this guy to move. It was like, this is not my job to yell at this guy. Well, it's like, we're in a different state.

We're filming a television show now. We're not just like riding a roller coaster for fun. Do you think we want to be riding this for the 15th time in the two hours? It's really like this listen, I know you've been waiting a long time, but I've already written this thing like 14 times today. I just really need to ride it again. Yeah. In the front. That's the only one. But, uh, no, it was a blast. There was a lot of fun to shoot. And so, uh, I thought it was coming out like earlier in the year, like like January or February. It could be one of those shows that they do like two seasons

a year. So maybe you'll see a little earlier. I couldn't get Barbara to let go of the railing. Yeah. Yeah. It was the worst. I was doing this the whole time. Obviously like, we wrote it probably 15 times. She was like this every single time. I never even have the confidence to go like, okay, here's the thing about this roller coaster. It had right at the beginning an 80 degree drop, which is almost like straight straight down. It felt like you were curling into yourself. Yeah, I did the thing where like, on 80 degrees, it's significant. It felt like you were curling into yourself. Yeah, I did the thing where like 80 degrees. It's significant. It's like one of those things where it looks like because you're going over and it feels like you go up and then under and come back down behind it. Like it feels like you have 110 degrees and it will be an awesome. But then it has a huge drop and it goes up and it makes like this big bank. And then it does a barrel roll at one point and then it goes like banks a couple more times. Yeah, I think you all asked me for it because I'm just

gonna throw up. You do not want me on that trip. The worst part of the thriller coaster is usually you have like the little shoulder thing that like you feel secure because your top part is like held in. This thing just had a lap thing that came down on your lap with a little tiny like saddle handle that's it. It was awesome. And so I was gripping onto that for dear life because we're troughing and like fucking straight down and yeah I was like, oh, is that right there? Yeah, that looks like it. Yeah, that doesn't look as good as that. That's that's the hill going up. Oh right. Yeah. So you're looking at it going up and then it goes out and then down.

Okay. So it was actually so the rattler was a roller coaster at six flags. Fiesta, Texas, when they initially launched it was actually it was it's a wooden coaster. It was a wooden coaster. It was so violent. It was hurting people. So they actually did tame it down. Yeah, they had to like, like, less than two of the curves, I think. Yeah, yeah. So they'd actually like, like we can go with a little bit. Wip lash and like hurting their necks on it. Yeah. So change it's half steel half wood. Yeah, so now, like so now after like 15 years,

they basically stripped the old track and replaced the track, the wooden track with a metal track. And so now they can do different stuff. So now they can do a barrel roll, which you can't do on a normal wooden coaster. And so, you can once. And so until the last. They love that joke.

The controller of the crack and help. Right into the back. that when we went back after the filming that it had sequels as well? Yeah. They didn't have sequels the last time. That made me feel great. Yeah, I was like, was it really unsafe the best time? But that was a story recently about some kid,

like a six year old kid, was riding with his mom. His mom, yeah. And then like on one of the, I guess like bower rolls or like curves, she just flew out. No, I thought I thought it was like the hill Yeah, the big part she just at some point she fell out. Yeah, apparently she she was imagine being sat next to your mother Then she's just like yeah You know by then apparently she was like an obese woman like she was very overweight And they warned her not to get on and I think it took them a long time to find where she landed. Oh

You know what the worst part of going to a parking you asshole. She's just having stuff laughing. Go on, it's great to help. It's just so it's all what the hell. I think that's her. That's the mom. Don't show me a picture of face. Good Lord.

No, this thing just fell. I didn't touch it. All right, Barbara, what are you saying? Um, the worst part of going on a roller coaster with Gavin, and this happened the second time we went to six flags too. He, if he's sitting next to me and we're going up the steep hill, thank you guys, he will just look at you and be like, did you hear that story about the woman who fell out of the roller coaster? But this could be the last time you ever do anything in your life, Barbara. Should be scared, you should have raised your hand. And that was that time where the rollercoaster broke down

right before we were pulling in. And I was just like, man, if that was a fire right now, we were trapped at our seats. We were a little like pin-tracks. You were really good at that. And I remember hearing that. So do you not like to laugh about people dying who you didn't know?

No. Who likes to laugh about people dying? No,'t know. No? Who likes to laugh about people dying? I like death is sometimes funny. Is it not? Well, maybe it's like Darwin or Ward style. That's kind of funny, but if it's a genuine gentle thing. So you're thinking, what, look at a roller coaster and seeing like a boy.

Do you not think seeing someone fly out would be pretty funny? No, that'd be terrifying. I asked him to call blame, help you bar-run. Because I can't fix that. I don't even get the cat America to fix the uh the thing here intern help so god so if you never heard about death and thought it was funny uh I'm fine just some long story we got Patrick even better some are like some situations can be funny but it's still not good the laugh at is like I feel bad but I mean here cut to me I'm gonna read this thing while while we fix Barbara's microphone all right all right

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I found a thing last night. It's, so I use the Starbucks app on my phone. Like Katie loves Starbucks, so we go there all the time now. And I've got the Starbucks app where you connect to the scan in your phone and then you can like put money on your card. So you just put money like you go to a website, put in 30 bucks, whatever, and then it's go and like, all right, you have the app too.

Yeah, yeah, well you can do it through the app. So like you can just literally scan your card and boom, you've got it. So they just started doing a thing called it's what a tweet, tweet a coffee, I think is what it is. And you literally can set it up where you link it to your Twitter account. Are you doing it quick?

Or it's like, I do. You know what it is, don't play a toy with us. Just put it in the cell phone. I'm trying to think of a tweet a coffee or something think it's like, you know what it is. Don't play it with us, but, I'm trying to think of a sweet of coffee or something else. But anyway, you can actually, you can do at tweet a coffee too, and then use someone's Twitter name, and then it'll like send them a $5 gift card to Starbucks, and you can link it through your account.

So like, it'll pull automatically. So I think the person sending the tweet has to authorize, like, to start this app or something, that way they know who to charge Yeah, and so but yeah, and so right now they're doing it where they just started doing this So if you tweet a coffee to somebody it's it basically costs you five bucks When they get a five dollar gift card and then they give you five dollars to so it's basically like five bucks free Yeah, so if anyone's out there to eat coffee to jack up your scorpie

Nice, nice check. Was that subtle? I don't know if you use this but the starboard's app also has a passbook to Jack's Scorpie. Nice. Nice, Jack. Was that subtle? No, I don't know if you've used this, but the Starbucks app also has a passbook. So you don't even have to launch the app if you can just try out a passbook. I've got 362 currently at Surola. That's roll. But like, if you're doing it, I'm fucking doing it too, man. Gavin, you like coffee?

Yeah, I mean, not enough to bugger about with tweets, but yeah, yeah, yeah, I like coffee. You're fucking founcing like a I'm like, you just got a coffee Yeah, my favorite thing about passbook is when you delete something it is a little shredder thing Yeah, so stupid, but I love it at the time Boarding passes and boarding passes I was seven got rid of the shredder Did it really? No, it just goes, aww

That was one of the annoying things that Johnny Ive and Tim Cook didn't like stupid Johnny I've then like the felt Love on a game center. Yeah, yeah, the Starbucks app also I think you buy five drinks. It gives you an item for free Oh, doesn't you have to be gold level which means you have to have 30 stars Oh, okay, and then it's every 10 copies you get one for free. Gotcha. So it's cool. I like it I've been using it like crazy. Just all by still I I don't know. I thought about office delivery. What's funny is I thought about tweet a coffee and you during the stream. Oh, yeah, but I You would be a hassle like you'd have to go get it. Yeah, like I wish you could get pay a service to get it and bring it

I'm gonna tweet a coffee you right now Just because I'm a nice guy So you literally type is like at tweet a coffee and Then you have to write to like T.O. And then write a write a write a user name. Yeah, so like you know T.O. And then space at S. Rola and then it like I've got it set up where it'll pull five dollars like off my credit card And send it to him. So if I had your Twitter password, I could clear you out with coffee Wait, that's really scary. Now that you put it that way. Yeah, well, I think I'll be tweeting Barack Obama I would they should tweet people that you know like our bad like I don't know

What is it like like do you know do you have any Mormon friends? You know I guess they can have caffeine right? Yeah, they can have coffee really yeah, they can have coffee You can have alcohol. Can John rising I have coffee. I don't know, probably. You know, he can't smell anything. What? He has no sense of smell. He has a no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o- a ton of stories about getting stabbed and shot. Yeah, Bernie was teasing that a couple of weeks ago, I think. Yeah, he's a mug, like, like a two weeks ago. In downtown Austin, the middle of the day. And the thing is Patrick is so modest and casual about everything.

He was like, you know, I was stabbed a couple of times, and I was shot, I died. It's like, you can't just list it up so casually. Yeah. Apparently, he died for a little bit. I don't get it, because he's so jolly and nice. Yeah. He's just like the happiest, well, not, I don't know,. He's so jolly and nice. Yeah. He's just like the happiest. Well,

not I don't know if he's like happy like overly happy. Just like super nice and I don't he wouldn't hurt anything. So 15,000 posters. Right. All right. So I just I just tweeted you a coffee. That's a great. That's not me. That's not that's not Patrick. You're watching. Okay. I tweeted you a coffee. Gus. Thanks Jack. Let me know if it works thank you Jack Patrick absolutely at Sorola and there's Patrick there's Patrick so yeah but again if you do it your first time you do it you get like five bucks for yourself as well also just first time yeah I think it's just your first I thought it was all like I don't like it so I think that worked there we go anyway let's see my past book

enjoying it nice so I think I think I think I think I think I think I have the link it's oh yeah I'm not link it. Nice. So I think I think I think I think I have the link. Oh yeah, I'm not linking it. I just saw this tweet. What is this tweet? Jack Pete. Oh, someone sent me a copy. Thank you whoever, whoever that is.

It is. You can never pay coffee ever. That's awesome. I'll spread some love around. See, I love how much you love for this stuff. I don't know if we released this in our Vine's video, but when Bernie and I were in Barbara were shooting those vines We did one way we had to do like pretend to do a milk challenge and a Bernie just bought a ton of gallons of milk

Five gallons of milk and he was just like emptying them into things And he was like who wants free milk and Jack was like I'll take free milk And it's just like pouring milk into every single So much like seal jokes like sure. I'll take a jug of milk for free. Okay. I got a funny video Maybe I'll give it to a otty life, but you like I'm like laughing at you and you like it's free Milk I wouldn't make fun of Jack for this as well But in his defense Bernie would just gonna throw him away. Yeah, exactly. He was gonna talk like why not take it at that point Yeah, I agree

Yeah, I do the asshole here. Yeah, you're just a weister. Think of those cows The saddest way stuff that is saddest way the biggest douchebag call actually I got it it is Jesus Jesus Christ Have you ever so many starving people on this guy? You're the children Food it could be like toothpaste

You ever just got like a brand new toothpaste and just gonna like no You get like a little chemical reaction is a little bit noi. You don't know what a little bit of noi? A little bit naughty naughty okay You don't know why a little bit of noi a little bit naughty naughty okay, okay, I mean other beer okay Is it a free beer no you sick bastard Like the in fact the opposite of that so as a result of this wedding. I went to You know, I like I said I was like the only sober person by the end of it. So When it was all done, there was a bunch of food leftover

So the the catering people were like what do I do with all this food? I was like only sober person by the end of it. So when it was all done, there was a bunch of food left over. So the catering people were like, what do I have to do with all this food? I was like, I'll take it. So my fridge is filled with leftover wedding food now. I've got a primary up for weeks. I'm like, so it's like, what am I going to eat? Primary up broccoli and mashed potatoes.

That's just, during my brother-in-law's bachelor party, one of the things we did is we got 1,000 chicken nuggets. Like we had to go to McDonald's and pre-order and pay, it was like $500,000 in 1,000 chicken nuggets. And we got a giant tray of nuggets. I think I have a photo in my profile. And so it's like literally a giant tray. I think between like the 10 guys there,

we ate maybe five of them. So we had this giant tray of 1,000 nuggets. And we're like, you know what? Like at the time we ate maybe five of them. So we had this giant tray of a thousand nuggets and we're like, you know what? Like at the time we were all just hammered. So I called my father who drove a limousine at the time like, hey, can you pick us up? We've got a bunch of nuggets we will deliver. It's like, okay, so he shows up in a limo. We drove around like the sketchiest parts of Austin delivering nuggets to homeless people and is whoever we saw on the sidewalks. We they're driving by campus and like, you know, like there were people walking up like, we had nuggets here. Scroll up, scroll were driving by campus and like you know like there were people's walking up like we had

Nuggets here. Go scroll up, scroll up, you passed it. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, right middle. Yeah, we're like best visual ever. Oh, yeah, but it was like I mean, we were a hammer. Oh my god, I mean it was amazing. Imagine how confused that homeless guy was. This guy pulled up in a limo with chicken nuggets. It's like a Jesse pigment. I love it. My name is here. There was a chicken nugget. There was an issue recently. I guess there's like a Jesse pigment, my mom. I love it, my name is J. There was a, there was an issue recently. I guess there's like a fad. I think it's in, um, in Japan and Korea, where young people go to McDonald's and hang out, and they'll all just buy a bunch of French fries

and sit there and eat them. And I guess like McDonald's started kicking kids out in Korea, because they'll show up and they'll just order like hundreds of dollars worth of fries and like pour them all on the table and Just sit there eating them and so it creates like a big mess So like they've started like outline kids from showing up and just ordering french fries That's made a hundred bucks. Yeah, that's always my thing. It's like that I could upset it on this like oh you go to a store and like oh we can only sell you X number of things like why like you know

We can like we were during our tx. We tried to buy I think 20 PlayStation 3 controllers And we were literally told at multiple stores. Oh, we can only sell you five at a time. It's like why like like well We have to have stock why just sell it to sell it you're not selling them Yeah, you know who wants to buy them me. Yeah, I have money right now I would like to give you because they don't want the bad press of having a nice stock Well, no, they I'm just like sorry. We're sold out. we'll get more But I mean what's what's what's what's what's what you would be annoyed but they won't fucking get enough copies of a game at launch Try buying paid a to the day comes out without a fucking reservation. Oh that they don't have yeah, but it's I told that story a million times we tried to buy stamps during season one of red versus

I get really pissed off about this. Yeah, yeah I'm gonna say I want to give you money. Why won't you take my money to purchase this thing? So you would be annoyed as a customer say the iPhone comes out and some also buys a thousand iPhones That's totally different. Yeah, that's how's that different? It buying a product that be fucking talk and I'll tell you why it's a good buying a thousand dollar product or You know a multiple hundred dollar product the date comes out versus buying fight, you know, not this point six or seven year old controllers Yeah, everyone who wants seven year old controllers. Yeah. Everyone who wants that controller has it.

Yeah. It's totally different. Yeah, but it's definitely- Same with stamps, also stamps. Okay, so I show, I go to a store and they're like, sorry, we're sold out of controllers. I go, huh, oh well, and then I leave and go somewhere else. As opposed to going, oh, thank God,

you got controllers here. Also, I would have felt so- So you didn't let walk around the block and come in with fake glasses and then- I probably got one a mustache over my back Hey, my name is mr. Burns Can you get a ball cap for your chin a bald cap for your chin? I don't know. I'm sure you so I can do it I'm sure there's like some sort of like fake skin you could buy it. Well, maybe you can like it. It's called a razor

All right I just imagine they're a burn for some reason I'm imagining like a skin-toned latex cover that would make you like you had a gigantic chin I wonder I wonder if they make bald caps for chins. I would absolutely try it The camera's got too much volume That's what they say about the bob I've seen like I've seen hair get flattened down So I'm all in about they probably do

So you mentioned a batch of party We can have a batch for party podcasts next week. Oh God, I don't know. Technically, I'm not gonna be here next week. So, uh, fuck. Yeah, you're going out the entire week. Yeah, well, the, yeah, okay. So can we, can I tell, can I tell people? So, okay, so we're actually getting married on the 12th, which is next Tuesday, which is 11 12 13. So that's pretty cool. Also the same day that we're party podcast. And Ruby DVD ship.

That's true. Well, we have a lot of friends. It's 12, 11, 13. Huh? That would be December 11. America. You're America. We do the same in Canada as you guys do.

I'm just as confused. No, Australia they do it like that as well, but anyway, we're in America. So everywhere, but America. But anyway, so we have friends coming to town from like all over the country on like Sunday and Monday, so I'm taking off the whole week. Actually, I take it back. I'm coming in on Friday because the PS4 is coming out.

And so I have to go with everyone to go pick up our PS4s that we preordered. So I'll be in that day, but other than that, I'm gonna be out for the week. Could you preorder them? Best Buy. Okay. Today I canceled my preorder for the PS4. Really? Yeah, I'm just gonna realize I'm never gonna use it. I don't know why I even pre-ordered it in the first place. I don't need that.

Well, you were concerned about the Blue Ray drive, right? And you realized the Xbox One has a Blue Ray drive? Yeah, my Blue Ray drive, my Blue Ray player sucks in the moment. I know I realize that the Xbox One is. Do you watch a lot of Blue Ray's? Yeah, all the time. I actually have my projector set up now where I have it protecting on the wall at 100-inch screen and a Blue Ray and stuff.

And I also got those light bulbs where you link them to your phone and you can control the things. I know you're not going to use it. I know you're not the wall, like a hundred inch screen and a bluer and stuff. And I also got those light bulbs where you link them to your phone, you can control the game. Like, they call the few bulbs. It's my 50 bucks each, but it's cool to be set on my couch and like recline it back. I watched the Avengers last night,

and then I just dim the lights from my phone. I was like, everything's so good. So I have this thing called WeMo, which is like, I think it's a Logitech or I forget who it does. It's a Falcon. And so it's basically a plug that you plug into the wall and it's set up through Wi-Fi. And you can just turn on that plug, turn it on or off,

using your phone. They just released a light switch that you basically take out your old light switch and put it on and it works in a normal light switch, but you can also control it with a phone. And so you can replace any switch in your house. Yeah, I guess the QBObs are just more specific. Like you can dim them and stuff, and also just change

whatever color you want. You can name them as well. So you can set presets where one will go blue, and one will go red, and if you want to do that. What do you name them? We name them like Tom and so. Bad couch corner. Ah, boring.

That's disappointing. You have crazy names for things. I'm not going to, that's for the sake of entertainment I'm not gonna piss myself off by looking at clunge blabin gumper Every time I yeah, I would think about it if someone like hacked in your home network and you like like clunge What I think I'm no idea although my my Wi-Fi network is called munchbimp Which is one of my team names and what munchbimp nice mine is FBI security van That's really clever

Yeah, but yeah, the things are cool. I put a couple on my wedding registry So we'll see if anyone actually picks them up. So I guess I need to buy you something. I don't have to. I know what I'm buying I guess so it's they're like 50 bucks. So it's like that's not too bad. I'll buy like half of one then It's about right. You want to go to death? I will split it cheap best I'll treat you a coffee it'll be fine Oh there you go, that's the case It's Belkin Weemo The light switch is called, but great

It's on the registry you can search for it and find it Buy something completely different I think I actually asked for two So if you want to get you can go and have with somebody else to get the other one But it's funny. It's so weird like we weren't gonna do wedding registries. I feel kind of like douchey You gotta totally you gotta do it. I feel like most people say like oh, where you register where you rest your I'm like all right. I guess we'll do it And then it's like all right. What do we want and then so I'm kind of picking this kind of you don't need anything? Kind of like I don't need anything

I'm buying light bulbs control by the way bulbs control on the Point I get my registry. It's like it's not stuff that I need it It's just stuff that that was crazy that would be cool to have like a deep fat like a deep fryer. Yeah, I got a deep fryer I got a slow cooker. I'm a slow cooker. Yeah, huh? Didn't burn you get the deep fryer? No, Dan Godwin got me the deep fryer He said that it was hilarious the thought of me like on my honeymoon with a fried daddy like cooking stuff I Put I put a bl blend tech blender on there, like just give it a shot. All right.

That's a good idea, man. So like stuff that is like, it's supposed to be stuff you want, but you would never buy for yourself. Like you put the high end, like that's a really high end. Yeah, well, that's what I mean, I put some like totally blend the shit out of your iPhone now. Well, I put like a bunch of like, you know, you want to aim for like about $50 stuff, you know,

like not too extravagant, but then, you know, for like close friends and family, or like, you know, you want to aim for like about $50 stuff, you know, like not too extravagant, but then, you know, for like close friends and family or like, you know, you're going to have boss who owns a company. So that you put some bigger stuff on there too. So it's not all crazy, but I've got like a tool chest on there. I'll be all right. So anyway, yeah, then Google search and gusts are all a frying. I have no idea what they're hoping. You're not going to find anything with this with this Google search.

But, uh, but yeah, like wedding registry is they're easy now. You can just do it all at home. I'm still on the web. Yep. How's it? I would go to the store Yeah, you go to a store and like a lot of stores that you go and then they give you like a price scanning gun type thing I need to scan stuff that you want. I hate to tell I had to break the illusion um when I got married almost no store dip that I was really looking forward to the gun. Oh really really someone fucking follows you and writes down what you want Oh, I would hate that. They follow you. Yeah, I feel like you would just like not do it Yeah, I shut down. I was like no I was like when you put like a hat on a cat or something

Jesus, no, it's easy now just go to Amazon type it all in whatever you want. It's all there Dude, I'm getting coffees Holy shit, thanks guys. Coffee's are coming in. Yeah. Because I started following Tweet of Coffee. Yeah, Katie just texted me a text that she received a coffee from someone as well.

Yeah, nice. Lots of coffee love going around right now. Now we gotta have an RT life. We'll have a coffee party. That's getting a coffee. Coffee drinking contest. How much coffee do you think you could drink in a day? Like before I just have a mental breakdown.

Yeah, like how much could you physically start looking? Probably like four cups. That's crazy. What about you? I've switched from coffee to red bull, and I think the reason is, it's because with red bull I know my limit, like I feel disgusting after two red bulls. But coffee just glides down, so I could probably do five maybe in coffee. Here's a dirty secret. could probably do five maybe coffee.

Here's a dirty secret. I don't really like coffee. Oh my god, you're fucking big for coffee here! But no, they have hot chocolate. I love hot chocolate. Oh, you fucking mean for sure. If she ate the system you'd die, you'd be at a bottle. It's called Tweet of Coffee, not Tweet of Hot Chocolate. Oh, you're Tweet of Coffee. Tweet of Chucky. Tweet of Phony, more like it.

Oh. They're hot chocolate, it's delicious. They have some other good drinks and stuff. Yeah, they have like a telling the sodas and stuff as well So anyway, I tried that try the good Disgusted right now. I'm gonna start tweet a salad. I'm everyone the Drown in salad Well the crew done I tried that a

Accrafted root beer they have and I was really underwhelmed really. Yeah, I should try that Not that well we've that we have main root beer that stuff is Yeah, it's so good main like the place. Yeah, I don't know if I don't know Wait, where's that company based out of is here or local But they also do like a they do a doppelganger, which is like a doctor pepper knockoff They have like a Mexican cola. Yeah, there's some good stuff. You had it Yeah, it's good. I just call it cola. Okay You'll just just call it the wave

Also just call it the word everyone just calls it the wave only people in your country call it the Mexican wave Oh, like you strangely racist to me when you do the like at soccer game. Yeah, I think that's The Mexican wave in the UK. They call it the Mexican wave really yeah It goes around I come on guys. This is like podcast number 30 talk here. I know that I know You're probably an ally probably at that point Wait, so it's called the Mexican wave. Yeah, I honestly that because there's a lot of things where I know it's different in the US That one I had no idea about I was talking about the Mexican wave and everyone was just like You know the Mexican wave, and everyone was just like, you know, the Mexican wave, and they're like the wave. Wow. When I worked at Disney World, I used to work at the phantasmic show, which is

like their big night show, which is like 20,000 people in this amphitheater. And it would fill up like with a good hour before the show would start, because people would get their early, good seats or whatever. And he would just cover this one. This would be full of things. And so be full of things. And so our full of people. And so like we literally just have an hour to kill. And so they'd be like, hey, grab a megaphone and go do the wave. It's like, all right.

So like it would be me running down to the front and starting a wave with like 20,000 people. That's awesome. And then we tried doing different stuff because like we get bored of it. And I friend who worked the other in. So we started doing like like clashing waves where you have one coming towards each other and like go through each other. So then you have to decide whether it went past or whether it bounced. Yeah, well technically go either way depending on how you look at

Yeah, but then you do like slow motion waves We had won it took like three minutes to get from one into the other There's just people going really slow and then the coolest thing we could do though was something you're feeling for slow mo guys So we the coolest thing we ever did though was the flash wave because it was night and so we'd like we'd radio in and they'd actually dim the lights a little bit and then we have people bust out their cameras and they do a flash wave across everything. It was really really neat. Did you come up with that? Did you see that? I think they were doing it before I got there. That was one of

my favorite. I think that is a bad online. Yeah. It's really cool. That's really unique and a lot of fun. I forgot that used to work at Disney. You know, I went out to Orlando a couple months ago love during I had some time off and while I was there, I realized that they sell Dolwip at Disney World. They do. They said at Adventureland. Yeah, and I had Dolwip before at the Dolplentation Hawaii. And when I have not had it again since then when I realized they had it at Disney World, I was like, I gotta find it. But the thing was, I did not have a Disney World ticket. I did not actually go to Disney World.

I was just in Orlando, I was like, fuck, how am I gonna get it? And I found out they had it at one of the resorts. Oh shit. But you could only get to the resort if you're a guest. No. So, but I had my rental car and I just acted like I was lost. And I didn't know what was going on. I was like, I think I'm staying here. I don't know

And they're like so they let me in anyway. I was like yeah, I got in a got my doll whip there at the Polynesian Whatever I had the Polynesian resort. Yeah. Yeah, that's one. I'll tell you a secret about Disney World So if you're parking like if you like they have the if you're going to Magic Kingdom Which is like the big park they have the ticketing transportation center or the ticket transportation authority Whatever it is the big place everyone parks and they take the monorail across the lagoon, or you take the boat across and it takes forever. What you can do is tell them that you're going to breakfast, that one of the resorts, and the most let you through, you can go park it, like the Polynesian or go park it,

the Grand Floridian or the contemporary. And they'll say, oh, I'm eating breakfast, you're like, okay, go ahead. Then you park there and it's like no wait to get on those things. You just get right over super fast. So yeah, because I walked right under the the monorail there when I was walking to the palm. He's like, wow, there's nobody here. Exactly. I like this tips that you can any get from being.

Dude, I know all the secrets of those parts. I can't wait. We're actually we're going in December for a honeymoon. And so I'm super amped about that. I remember at the time Esther tweeted that she was looking for villains stuff. And you suggested a particular star period. It was a villains in Vogue at Disney in James do they still have the signage saying villains in Vogue But all there's no villain stuff there really yeah, it's like it's just like jewelry now. Yeah, that's on set Avenue Right as you walk in just the right. I know. Yeah, it's just jewelry now It's like it still says villains in Vogue and everything and it looks like they would sell that there

Yeah, yeah, it has Katie ever been to Disney World. No, she's not wait So she's been to Disney land on California, but she's never been to Disney World and also we're going to Universal Go to Harry Potter world because she's a huge Harry Potter fan. Sam the opposite. I've never been to Disney land just as new world I went to Disney land like 20 years ago. So I need to go back. I went to when I was there I went to Universal just to go to the Simpson's area. Oh, yeah, and I saw so jealous. That's cool And also they had a they had a I don't know if it was kind of racist or what but they had an Indian woman working at the quickie Mart oh really and after I bought something you said thank you come again. Oh my god in an accent Oh, you know they set that they absolutely set that kind of stuff. Thank you come again. Yeah, well right now also at Universal

The jaws here used to be at least have amnyville they actually got rid of the jaws right and they're doing another Harry Potter world over there Oh, wow, so the Harry Potter stuff just blew up so they're actually doing another Harry Potter section And they're doing it in the universe so universal is split into two parks They have the islands of adventure and they also have the Universal Studios which are two two different parks Everybody two tickets to so now it's like you have to buy one for each park, so they're gonna sell more of like the park hopper. Don't you think they're striking the iron a little late with this Harry Potter shit?

I don't think so. The movies are over, the books are done. Well now another movie's coming out. What? Yeah, JK Rowling's making another movie. She's not writing, like they're not having a book. How about Harry Potter? Yeah, well it's not Harry Potter, it's a prequel to Harry Potter. It's what's the name of the guy?

I can't even use over the freaking out. Fantastic Beasts and Newt Scamandar. Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The story of the version of yelling is the same volume of voice. It's the story of a guy who researches fantastic beasts, mystical creatures of Harry Potter, and it's based in 1950s. In New York. All right, there we go. I was confusing your shit. It was something you know.

I felt like I was listening to one of those speech cameras just now. I'm just like, uh. Were you saying it also? But yeah, so it's, uh, yeah. so it's another story in the same world of Harry Potter But this one actually takes place in the US and so I was in the translated version translate American So here but I don't know how geeky how much in Harry Potter you guys like to give a shit No I hope no one ever has to send that see

I'm not even gonna ask Barbara I think you kind of like Terry Potter books, right? I did not read the ice like when I was young I tried reading the first one and just got bored really because apparently I heard that the first book Is a slow starter and it gets good by the end. Yeah, but I just checked out right away And I was like I'll just watch some movies. Okay. Yeah, so let it toss. I can give a shot Really disappointed me now. I stopped reading kids books when I stopped being a kid. Oh Oh Anyway, but yeah, so it's it's it's it's not a new book, but she's actually writing the screenplay for it So she's directly writing a screenplay making the movie out of it

So it's just cutting like screenplay, making the movie out of itself. Okay. She's cutting like, instead of the adaptation part, like she's writing a screenplay. But people can't be all like, oh, the book was so much better than that. Do you think that's gonna work? I absolutely. She's an author. She's not a screenplay writer. It's too totally different.

I'm sure she'll have someone helping her. So I don't think she'll have any issue with it at all. And she's also been around. I mean, they made eight Harry Potter movies. How many billions of dollars in the Harry Potter movies make total? 20. It was like three or four billion, right? Like domestic?

I'm sure it's. Yeah. But, um, yeah, it's so, there's some cool stuff about it. Anyway, I'm excited for that stuff, and I do not think it's too late for that. Like, they're, they're very, it's popular enough. I mean, I think, but what I'm saying is, like, they've started construction. I was going to be a couple of years before it's done. I feel like if they had done this earlier, a movie three or four, no.

They could have been a lot more. We're going out in December. Yeah, yeah, well, no, I mean, the other ones already there. Okay. So, but the new one they're building is coming soon. But I mean, I were there when they opened the first every part of the Wizarding World Harry Potter.

That's when we filmed the short with me on the roller coaster at Disney World. And I found some stuff too. I don't know if it ever actually. I've got the short, they already have it up. Nice. Oh. We're just like, I'm on IChat using the roller coaster background

and it goes between like the built-in background and me actually being on a roller coaster. So are you filming that? Yeah, I'm filming that. I have a picture of you guys. Yeah, I had a flip camera. How many times did you have to ride that roller coaster? That one's Thunder Mountain, I think,

and I think I rode Thunder Mountain four times in a row. Did you have to get on the wheel in the front seat? It's big Thunder Mountain. You have so much more hair and that's your, oh my god. That's when I was in the middle of my not cutting my hair phase. And then we had to do splash mountain, but we don't do that one once,

because I'd get wet. Yeah. And you can see, there's a photo of you and, I think Joel's on it too. It's when they take the picture. Yeah, the picture's coming down. And so you can actually see the script, I think any of your I think Joel's on that too. It's when they take the picture, you know, the pictures are coming down. And so, you can actually see the script, I think, and your hand or Joel's hand. They got a script as well.

Yeah, and I think it's at the very end of the short. After the short, that's right. It was done, like, there's a flash, and you see, you know. I think you, like, you photo-shopped out, like Disney World, like, logos and stuff like that. And everyone else's face. Did you have to tell them that you have filmin' that, you just do it. No, we just did it. That's funny. Joel ran over a woman in a wheelchair.

Ha! Wait, how? Yeah, does that even work? It would be out the way we were. tell them that you were filming that you just did it. It's funny. Joel ran over a woman in a wheelchair. Wait, how? Is that even work? We were in a hurry because we were there to film a commercial for a Madden football game. And we had a couple of hours to kill before we went to the airport. So let's go down to Disney World and film this thing. So we were just like, we were running from place to place

to place. And I think when we were done that, I think it was after Big Thunder Mountain, we had to run to the very good round, I think when we were done that, I think it was after Big Thunder Mountain, we had to run to the... Very good round, Carrick Sell. Oh, yeah. That didn't. That's Carousel Progress.

We had to run to that. So as we're running out of Big Thunder Mountain, there was like a woman in a wheelchair and we're really slowly, and Joel like shoved her. It was like, run. Oh, Jesus Christ. There was actually a movie shot in Disney World

without permission. Have you heard about this thing? I think it's a escape from Tomorrowland or escape from the kingdom or something. I forget what it is exactly. I've filmed a movie without permission. Everyone's filming while they're there. Everyone's got cell phone cameras and stuff out.

So it was like over the course of like two weeks, these people went in and like filmed different scenes and they eventually got them all together and they actually made like an indie film shot within Disney World and somehow they got permission to release it so they're actually releasing this movie and so I have no idea how they pulled it off but apparently it's supposed to be pretty freaking crazy so it's not out yet it's not out it maybe out by now yeah but the poster it's like it's Mickey's hand like reaching

up covered in blood. So it's like that iconic, the glove he has. I was once in Spain with my friends. No. And we were kind of drunk and we were like taking pictures of each other, like when we were walking home, back to the hotel. And we saw this woman in a white gown in the street and she was kind of like moving a bit weird.

And we were like, oh, can you just take our photo and she was like doing this but with one hand She was like holding her side and I remember in the photo We were like thinking it was cool because I was sirens going on and like there's flashing of sirens It made the photo look cool and then we're like I just do one more We're like making a take all these photos and we realized there's an ambulance parked right just right behind us And she's taking a picture of us against an ambulance and then we had to do like five pictures and then we're like all right thanks and then she limped into the ambulance who got in and she had called 999 or whatever the 9-1 whatever that is in Spain and we was literally on the way to the ambulance we were getting

to take photos of us oh my god we walked past the ambulance as well and just didn't think of it we didn't think it was wrong and the sirens were and she was all like engine and stuff and just two drums She wasn't just like I'm Ideas me I don't speak Spanish. Oh my god. We were just like What if she dies? Like well if we got into her five seconds early, it should have been okay

I have so many fixes of how would they know how are are the no paramedics helping her anything or like? I don't know it was weird. It was like the parameters just pulled up and we're waiting for it. Yeah, that's strange She's gotta get she's gotta make it into the ambulance to get help. Yeah, they're like looking at their watch I don't know five more minutes we take off We have that picture by the way of Okay, moist incline as we can call it right because it's trademark. Yeah, but see you see in Joel's left hand he's holding the script and I'm I think you have the camera.

You're actually in the camera behind that guy's head right. I'm holding I got the the flip in front of me. It ever looks like they're having a great time. Yeah, I'm gonna smelly faces. Some tip top art. That's before we had in-house artists I think working for. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, still at the Congress office. We also just

released the gauntlet. I got one episode five. God so that one that's the one with the the portal yeah competition which was really uh that was close. I wasn't that for that. I had no idea that's what you guys were doing. Yeah and I guess the internet team didn't know what we did either. So it's talking to Greg and he's like amazing how much we were out of the loop on that whole shoot Like I had no idea about any of that. I had no idea that Bernie and Joel fully yelled it. Yeah, a Chris and Brandon No idea what was going on. That was pretty funny

And we just did an AMA for Gauntlet and people were asking us like oh how much of it was scripted like was the whole like great Union ring things script and all this have been I said like the whole thing is like I guess this we didn't know what the plan is on the blower's project the uh and I we did an AMA for gauntlet the other day yesterday and someone asked what were you thinking when you know Greg knocked over Robotnik and the unearings and I talked about how I was upstairs at the mobile the mobile gaming area with Freddie and Lindsay. And we just heard like crashing dishes and stuff breaking and people screaming.

And we thought that it sounded like the beginning of the zombie apocalypse. Like at any moment someone was gonna run up the stairs and just be like run. It's like in the zombie movie. Like you hear the action off screen and you're like, what is that? What's going on?

They're like all hell breaks loose. I was so confused because I knew Greg was just gonna like crush all those spikes and rings and everything That was going down. I knew that so when I ran around the corner it was never deal But then I turned the other corner and I didn't know that they were gonna have like a plate of onion rings for us to eat And I just turned the corner and there's onion rings and glass all over the floor and I'm just like Keep running over to Jordan. That was that shot in the floor, and I'm just like, oh, keep running over to Jordan. That was that shot in the latest episode where I'm just reading Game of Thrones. That was real. I was genuinely reading it in the break before that. I really wanted to finish that chapter, so I was like, yeah, just go ahead.

I was really, really fun. It was really fun shooting. That portal episode was, I think, my favorite, just because it was... You look so calm. You're like, all right, now, man. Yeah. Yeah. Well, because the thing is, I didn't want to give away any details to miles because I figured if I told him what was happening, like at one point he was bouncing on blue gel. I did not tell him that because I don't want to freaking miles and Jordan both afterwards were like, we were on gel. Yeah.

And I think they were even like, thank God there weren't gels or anything. You were like, yeah, I think I was safe because one of the guys on the community team, what was misaligned its fingers and he was pressing the wrong button yeah kept trying like he was pointing at something over and over and over again we uh we we didn't get it on film but before we did the um the gameplay you know we were all strategizing and I told Miles and Jordan I said if you ever if your hands get misplaced don't forget there's little bumps on the F&J keys on the keyboard Yeah, so find that and then reposition yourself based on that I think what my hands like moved at some point and he said like that tip saved him. Yeah That's funny

And it's funny you talk about not giving them very much information I was thinking the same thing which is why if you watch that episode I tell Jordan. Okay, you've picked up a companion You've picked up something you say you pick something up. Yeah, like I'm starting to tell them details and I cut back like this. I didn't even tell Miles that. I was just like press this button. All right, move forward. All right, press this button again.

I just did not say anything. That's cool. That was a cool idea for a competition. It was really like Adam and Adam did a really good job planning out all like the games and how they would work out. They were adamant about it. Okay. It was really frustrating to see a game right there in front of you and like not be able to control.

Oh yeah, and be like, just move. It's funny how like that's always portal though, because you're like you whenever you watch someone playing portal, you're like, no, not the what the fuck? I got a stream yesterday. Yeah, it's like fuck I played through all of portal yesterday yeah Barbara people wow I started a second one first one I think in about four hours or so but like by the time I got to Gladys Gladys in the last level there when I you have to like defeat her I was already

just so out of it that it took me probably just as long to beat that than did for the rest of the entire Like I kept fucking up and like time was running out and like I would drop this and I was getting so frustrated And everyone was tweeting me they're like do this put the portal there and I'm like I'm not reading your tweets So we're running on time we're at time where we need a rap, but there is one more story I read this past week that I wanted to share before we wrap up here Esther was tweeting or texting me to remind me to tell the story. I saw or she saw this new story she forwarded it to me about this guy in China who lived somewhere outside of Shanghai and he was sad that he had no girlfriend so he cut his own dick off and then he decided

he needed to get help for it So he got on his bike and wrote his bicycle to the hospital He got to the hospital and they told him they couldn't help him because he didn't bring his dick with him So they told him to get back on his bike ride home and bring his dick back So he got back on his bike rode all the way back home Back up his dick and then brought it back to the hospital and we got back like yeah, that took too long We can't put it back on Jesus Christ That didn't put it on ice or anything. No

What in your right mind like also? Why didn't they put him in an ambulance or what did they send? What was this in China? Also, why would you fly the trail of blood back to where it was? Can you imagine it's like you cut it off? You're like oh shit. I guess I got it in the hospital. Time to get on the bike, it's like, ow! Out of all modes of transportation, you take it. Can you imagine being a stranger and finding three lines of blood and thinking, I bet guy cut his dick off, went to the hospital, came back, I think I was dicking when they're

again. What was the hospital run by like all high school football coaches? Like as walking off, put some dirt on, you'll be fine. Oh my god, why would you ever, ever leave that? First soul that's done is done. How fucked up do you have to be to cut off your own penis? Yeah, and there goes, yeah. I'm having like sympathy pains.

I don't even. All right, well thanks for watching everyone. We're ending on that. Yeah, no, listen, okay. So again, thank you everyone who came up for Extra Life this weekend. That was really, really for watching everyone. We're ending on that. Yeah, no, let's end it. OK, so again, thank you everyone who came out for extra life this weekend. That was really, really awesome of you. And it goes to show how awesome our community is when we

can all band together and kick ass like that. So raise like $340,000 for children's hospitals around the country. Thank you so much to everyone. You guys are the best. Well done, Jason. Well done, too. We had a bunch of giveaway stuff.

Like thank you, Razor, and Ubisoft, and Funimation sent us a bunch of stuff too. So thank you for getting that. We're sending out a lot of donate or lot of giveaways stuff as well. So there you go. All right, I'm done Gus. Hold on. And they want a happy note. I'm helping. I got a I got a help from a problem. Also Bernie just texted me Simpiness. Thank you. Simpiness? Simpiness. Simpiness. No, it's me. There is that you. Okay. The we're changing the video. All right. Well, thanks for watching everyone We'll be back next I will back on Wednesday with a patch and then next Monday with Archie Close my mind every time I'm still teethe Trump tank podcast

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