Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #244

Episode Date: November 12, 2013

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good friends at Funimation Entertainment. A Kira has been praised as one of the greatest anime movies of all time. 25 years later and still blowing minds, Funimation is finally bringing you the definitive collection of this anime masterpiece. Don't miss the Akira 25th anniversary edition on Blurian DVD available now. now. I watch. What are you saying? We can't talk to you about it. You can run me back. I watched it three minutes. So I'm like, fuck your watch. No, no, no. It's because we turned the time back.

That's why. We went back an hour. That's why it's awesome. So clearly we also went forward two minutes. No, I realized I was bollocks because last week the clock's changed. So that's why my watch is off. That's right. Which makes no sense.

I should be an hour off. I mean, I looked to my watch, I must have been like, oh, it's probably like half three and then I flinged it forward and now I'm just Just say right now half three and flinged it forward Trying to say carry is you just like yes and he turned the clock back and when he thought was an hour Yeah, but if you don't do it like completely accurate. There's no point of wearing a fucking watch Gavin Yeah, I just I guess I just like yeah within three minutes my clock went back 58 minutes

So I guess we should we should explain our our tire here. Yeah, I just I guess I just like that within three minutes my clock went back 58 minutes So I guess we should we should explain our our attire here. Yeah, we uh, oh We're in honor. Don't worry my purpose. Thanks jacks upcoming upjules. How'd you get some losses once? An honor of jacks upcoming upjules. We're decided to have our own podcast batch for party without jack Oh my god. He's a pretty sick to see I'm it's even better like then if Jack were here obviously. Oh, but Almost like my giant beer over He is here in spirit, but not physically here so everybody win this. Yeah, do check it out Thanks for the second bachelor party. I'm good. Mary you stupid deal

Bachelor party. I'm good. Merge. You stupid. Yeah, I'm gonna be happy forever. I hope Katie's ready to see this or not waiting. All right, that went that went all right. Really fast. I was a lot quicker than I thought it was gonna go. I think Kerry said how do we need Jack impressions until it gets offensive and I said probably one Yeah, he called it was like listen to what it was listen to the same to me. Oh So I Also explains our nifty tuxedo sharks. Yeah, good which I'm very happy We're gonna allow it tags off. I want half out. Yeah, Jack it and stuff. I went home I got the jacket did drive to Walmart just by the head. the jacket, did drive to Walmart just to buy the hat.

That's pretty cool. Surprisingly enough, I had to sell my desk already. Yeah, it's because I have no idea where Kerry's hat came from. I just walked in with that. I have this actually. How much was that hat Michael? It was like 9.50. It's worth it.

Money well spent. Yeah, I like a lot of JK for JK. I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm a fan of you. He didn't spend that 9.50 on this. He would've wasted on something anyway. That's a very good point. This is like going out to the people, people are going to be people But I do the hat looks nice. It matches the suit. I Talked mine in I don't know how much coke you could buy for 950 Gavin. I don't know about cocaine

I Simple by one granule of cocaine. What would it do the trick? I don't know if you can buy like half of a second through an hour glass So I I can't do an hourglass. I'm not measuring. I'm just like a tiny little granule falling through. You ever made an hourglass? How does it work for you? But I've got to work your poor fucking beer in it. Oh, it smells a bit ming in there.

It is a little ming in. How old is that? How old is that? Where they washed? Where they washed? They were washed. I can see that. Carregor got angry at me when I was there.

Very clear. These have been washed. Where they washed? Well, she did not throw the shirt in her pocket. She says a hundred percent Santa Claus. Oh, she's throwing it out now. I don't think medical facilities can claim that. That's why I was putting 99.

This is also 9 and a lot of things. You can't clean the ball. How do you, you just gotta drink out of that. She just like spit in it and kind of like throw a rag in there. Is that what happens? Probably one of them. She says exactly. She spit and put a rag in it.

That's fine. Which qualifies clean. What are you doing? You're going to throw in the germs out? I don't know. It put a rag in it. That's fine. Which qualifies the clean. What are you doing, Gavin? You're going to break the law in a second? You're going to break the law in a second? I don't know. It's a cup, man. You put like when it's into it and you drink out of it, Gavin.

Oh god, please overflow. Please overflow. Yeah. Let's watch. All right. It's an absolute disaster waiting to happen. So Jack's actual bachelor party was this past weekend, as well as Katie's bachelor at party,

which was, there you go, cheers mate. Did you hear me? It's on British. Which was chronicled extensively on Twitter. Sadly, I was not able to make it, but... Sadly, I was not invited. I wasn't invited either, Kerry. Oh, I mean, neither then.

Solidarity for this. So we're having this honorary one without him. Is there a Katie invited me to her screw you? Did you go? How was it? It was beautiful. I heard there was like a waiter. They got Twitter followers.

There's just a thing. I don't know. It's always there's the restaurant party picture. That looks like a blast. What I'm always scared about is like they you said they helped the waiter get Twitter followers. Yeah, I'm afraid that you do something like that. And then like the next day you realize, oh, he's just a crazy racist. Yeah, he's just like to me. That, he's just like, two of you all these, that guy,

I think, three people last night. Yeah, it was crazy. It's like, oh, great. And you're like, oh, he got a bunch of new followers invited him over, ate them. Great. Yeah, like you don't want to be a part of that. He did a giveaway. Jeffrey Dahmer would love Twitter.

Gavin, did you take your base off? Yeah, I was full it off. Yeah, he unscrewed the base of his cup So throwing out this throw it out there now not doing this for me Excuse me. Oh why not I don't know what would you get from my face? What would you put over your face for me a big like ask you and then a like a pound side and then a question like cool Yeah, and then for the voice it was beep beep

Put put Carry it's pretty good carry I'm a half a beer carry's getting into I can just keep staring at myself all day I'll be honest. They actually look pretty good. Yeah, they do the little obstacle stick with the claw like the lip cow Kind of makes you like you've had a stroke because I can only see one half of your lip and it's drooping down. What are your tolerance? It's all in that role.

She says, my lip is misshapen. Your lips are fucked up. No, man. And molded after your saggy lips. You guys are going too much part part. Oh, man, if I watch you, I'm going to talk to myself. This is all. You guys ever watch Mad TV. Yeah, one of my favorite sketches ever was I was like a Like a news report at an old folks home and like halfway through every skit

This like the one of the news reporters would like start to have a stroke. It's just go not today Lord And like like break out of the stroke like fight back Do a Gavin. Yeah, there's like I am not having a stroke Advice if we can sick just don't if fighting the stroke means passing out and waking up six hours late with a headache He told me yesterday Just don't get the flu yeah discussion about flu shots. He's like don't get it. Do you ever get flu shots? I got flu shots like growing up because like my family took me to like you know regular doctor visits like every few months or whatever But like since I became an adult now. I was like I would love to get sick

Are you I'm sick in a heartbeat never had a flu shot never had flu. I had a flu shot twice Two different years. Yeah, both years. I got the flu only times. I've ever had the flu We're the two fucking years. I got the flu. Only times I've ever had the flu, where the two fucking years I got the flu shot. I get shot. No point. You should go get a shot thing. If you're like, if you're old, you're gonna die. Yeah.

You just do it if you're around old people. No. Yeah. No. That's a big thing. Yeah. No, the thing is old people can die from it, because their immune system suck,

and they're supposed to die. Old people and babies and kids. This face it, come on. They're just a drain on society. So what if one of your relatives was dying and it's like yeah you're old yeah fuck it up get the flu shot you should have got the flu shot like I told you yeah you're bastard you're gonna spill that drink yeah you're just holding like a cone now and you're already like you're stabbing it into the couch there that's actually that's pretty handy really handy and really smart. That's ingenious until it

goes wrong. It won't go wrong. That's actually way better than mine. I keep almost catching mine on my leg right here. Carrie, you can't wave it around. I've been carries trying to like spin it like a wine glass. There's a little bit of Jack

Beard fluff. There we go. Okay. As I might mind. We need to hear that. That's important. Yeah. Oh shit. Thanks to Iris Fung for the picture of all of us looking like ZZ top with our different beards and sunglasses on Yeah, let's see if I can get that onto the stream So this week this Friday. I don't know if anybody else is excited about it

But we finally have PS4 launching Oh, yeah, we never do like the intro What we're here like for the podcast. Yeah, we did We didn't say who's here. That's why I know. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's Gus Gavin Michael Kerry and Gus nice I was like if we had that happened. I missed it guys What do you mean Gus and special guest star? Someone from Robin Hood look at your wavy hair You have like bloody someone from Robinhood look at your wavy hair and It's true. That really does it. You have like a town like cryer hat. Yeah, something. I mean like this is like the crazy dude

You look like you belong in London. I do. Yeah, that's cuz I'm half British. It's true You have it all together. He looks like a what like a blimp pilot a Pilot Typical blimp pilot look like I imagine the dude that crashed the hinder boat was more than that Wasn't he I mean? How did you know that was in the US though was it yeah, that was in Jersey. Oh shit. Oh I'm coming around Do you grudge your hair don't touch a blimp? I'll do what is the fact that it was in the US have to do with anything cuz you said you look British like a British blimp pilot

I just think you look pretty he actually didn't that he looked British. He actually did, and that was, I think there's you. I was looking for. That was you. I was looking for it. I was distracted. Goddamn it. The beard got.

Terry has had four sips of beard. No, no, no, it's the glue. We've checked his beard like five times, right? He's like 37. He had a, he had parental permission, so he's all right. My daddy signed a form. The pillow. It would be nice. So, so what, all right. My daddy's saying to form. It's a pillow. It would be nice. So, what you said you already have it pre-order?

Does anybody else have the PS4 pre-order? Yeah, I have it pre-order. I had it pre-order and then I canceled the pre-order. You canceled it? Interesting. And here's why. I don't have really any interest in the PS4 or any of the games that are going to be on it, so I'm not going to play it.

And the Xbox One is a blurry player, so I'll just use that. I really just bought the PS4 because I thought it'd be cool to have them both next to each other. I thought that is a douchey, disgusting reason to get a PS4. So in the end though, you're picking up that has never stopped you from any decision in your life. Is this too douchey? Yeah.

That is where you're going to be. You know, I'm never going to get into it now. Gavin, please, out. Look at your hair and your glasses. Look at them. Look at them. Yes. You're holding a PS4 though. You look fucking stupid. If you ever get to a point though, not getting the PS4, or you're

sitting at home wondering what if you can come over. Yeah. Or I could just go to work. Well, that obviously doesn't count though. That's you guys have room on your desk. Absolutely. You don't have room on our desk now. You start stacking things. I said to Kevin today, I'm going to fucking put a shelf on the wall. I'm just going to drill a shelf under the wall over my desk. Well, you see why I keep the wheel here, right? Yeah You should you should drill a hole through the wall keep them all in the comfort room on the other side of the wall And just run like the HDMI cable out to your side of the room The other thing I thought of was just punching a hole in the wall and just sitting them in the wall like half You mean like with a hammer, right? You wouldn't actually.

Well, I probably cut it, you know, use like a keyhole saw, cut sheet rock pretty. Smart. Yeah. Why don't you punch it though? I was going to need for that. I want to make it look good. Just fill it on Thursday.

Shut up, Kerry. What, what, what games do you have pre-ordered? Do you have any of that? Absolutely. That was my mistake. I'm a little, I'm a little sad. When you get the console, you're like, I don't think it'll be a problem getting the games always a problem getting

Harder typically. I'm telling you go to get the game. You're not getting it. Well the thing is I'm super individual downloads I'm just gonna do it. Just day one. Oh, right. Yeah, I'm a little upset. It won't come that way. I think everything is For the day. Yeah, it's almost like I think it's required pretty. Yeah, and but like blue razor But it's like a fifth it could potentially be a fit like a 50 get down I'm actually like a racing game with at least textures and I was actually reading about that line of least earlier today They're doing something like they're doing with steam where you start downloading it and you can start playing while still downloading the background Even still though just saying like that would take up an enormous amount of space like you get 10 games you could have no That was actually it was an article to cut the Kotaku and that's like all they're talking about it's a cock cool

Kotaku, it's like all they're talking about it. It's a cock. Kutaku. It's like every discie put in is going to start automatically caching. They're all going to save the hard drive no matter what. Same thing for the Xbox. How big of a hard drive? The PS4 ships of the 500 gig drive, but you can replace it and put a bigger one. And I want to find a two terabyte drive I can put in there, but I'm not having any luck. Everything seems like it's 1.5 terabyte.

Oh, really? Is it the laptop? Sorry. Yeah. Can you get solid state in there? Yeah, yeah I think it just has to be larger than 160 gigs and it can't be any taller than 9.5 millimeters Oh, you could just drill out the top of the case and just have it plump on you could do that You could have like a keyhole So there's not like a thing you buy and plug it in you got to actually like do shit. Yeah, you like you just like you unscrew it. So after the podcast you're like Michael buy this one. I'll bring it in. You walk me through it.

Yeah, it's like two screws. Okay, super easy. I'll bring it in. No, the Xbox you cannot make it all in close. It's the same thing. Yeah. Yeah, it's the same thing where they have an enclosure that has the same hard drive. You could go buy a store, but it's inside a very specific plastic.

I don't think you can even do that with the Xbox one really yeah I don't think they'll have any other drives You can swap it out with how big is the hard drive then I think it's also 500 gigs. Well, how do they do it? Yeah, but they'll allow you to use USB storage Okay, did they say how big yet are they increasing from 32 gigs? Uh probably I don't know okay. I would assume so yeah, you feel like memory sticks are kind of slowed down What does it slow down is in speed just the capacity? It was like oh my god, whoa and then like 32 and 64 and that was just like Anything above that is ridiculously expensive still. I think that way Take fucking forever. Yeah, well, no, I don't you sp3 ones this yeah, this is

Three sticks now. Yeah, that's fucking awesome get with the times carry Even on ps4. Yes, you were lucky Gavin I specifically where I didn't pre-order any games But we're all getting our own copies pretty much for everything for work anyway So we can just take the games home with us, which is why we didn't get any games So like I know we're getting like you know six dead rising threes and six of any like multiplayer game that came out Brack about it. Yeah, well, I'm just saying. Yeah, I wouldn't reserve any games. Otherwise, I would have fucking I probably would have reserved like five games That's right past me mine

Kind of losing the enthusiasm But that's like that's why I wonder about raise because I imagine a big hefty chunk of his income used to be yeah, even me now every game is I spent a What is what are you buying now I buy lots of stuff because I buy like I don't stop and I'm fucking getting married and I'm spending fucking money left and right his blenders like self-aware It's self-aware what does that mean it goes around a pretty program it's not what I'm saying how much stuff is in here that is like oh yeah tease it up into little pieces then it goes mental and then it stops on it's

a yeah it's pretty program so you just push a button I I got a I'm pulling up the camera here I don't know if the people in control are listening there's something I just noticed on the set here that I wanted to share. Here we go. Is my fly open? Let me get your dick out ready. Get your dick out ready. Do you get your dick out, Carrie? Oh, Carrie. I finished one beer.

Okay. It's not cutting to the stream. No. Well, but I was going to show is what you try to do. This, I wanted to use the camera in here to send something into the stream. I had not noticed the little beards in the reads. Yeah. I can't see. I don't know if those areards in the reads. Yeah. I can't see.

I can't see. I don't know if those are showing. Oh, fuck. That's pretty fucking funny. There's a look. Look, I got my beard. That's like a trim beard. Oh, well, that's not going back in.

Well, carry, fuck it up. We got a close up. I remember how long it's actually. I had not noticed those. I just turned around and it's hot. I thought you like found a dead body or something You were looking all suspicious. I was like, Kerry's cock spin at this whole time. Oh Have you ever had someone see you a knob without you wanting them to? No, I keep it. I keep on lock. Yeah, yeah knob lock down 24-7. I've never been in a situation where it's been like

No, what about you? you ask for a reason then you Gavin in the hot seat. No, I mean I've dived into a pool my swimming shorts have come off before I've always got many look this can be a proper number. How many men have seen your dick? She's thinking I'm not many not many that's good answer Okay, let's see what you mean like bullshit not as a baby when you're a baby Oh, she doesn't count. You're dicks out there baby dick and baby asses everywhere. Yeah, it's true. Oh, I don't take any then none. Oh Well, I'm disappointed now. Mm-hmm not even like a an uncle Jesus

It seems like the most obvious choice I'm pretty sure if you poll people that's pretty high up there. Hey, what about you? I don't think so. I think I'm a zero. I think I'm a zero also. Let's get. Do you guys want to like whip it out now and make it four for everybody?

Or three? It's be a lot more. Well, very live podcast. I would have had a person dick a lot more. If you know, when we filmed the When we filmed the RT short for the censorship. Oh, yeah, you know where everything gets keeps getting blurred out The original ending for that short was supposed to be I walk into the room and everything is blurred out except for my dick Like the one thing that doesn't get censored is my dick and then like the whole short is what's supposed to end just in the close-up of dick

So why didn't that happen? Uh, because we figured that video would get removed anywhere we tried to host it. Yep, even on blip This is before or yeah, I think it was before blip the long time ago. I was there. I was in that show Okay, fucking brag about it. Are you blip? I was the end of the show. I guess I was the disappointing ending You're not Gus's dick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why is it? What the fuck, Gavin?

Yeah. Why are you stealing the spotlight from Gus's dick? I feel bad now. Yeah. He's the only one way to make up for it. Brandon's telling me he almost saw my dick during the food immersion. When they ambushed me in my bedroom in the middle of the night. Oh, they're okay.

Yeah, my underwear were half off. Actually, that was on purpose. I realized what was going on and I dropped my underwear were half off. Actually, that was on purpose. I I realized what was going on and I dropped my underwear I was like I'm gonna make this as terrible for them. Yeah, they're making it for me It has to be they're gonna have to see some shit. I remember the shoot was later like hey Carrie We need you to come to the office at four in the morning on a Saturday Can't tell you what's about to be here. I was like, OK, then I saw Gus's ass. It might be dick. Yeah.

If everything goes well, a little bit of cock. Or a lot. Or a lot. I depends on how much it wants to show. I don't know. Yeah, that was a really. I'm sorry, Gus. That was a really painful immersion to shoot.

Yeah, that was really bad. A lot of people still ask if that was staged or if we knew about it. No. I'm amazed at how much stuff we can shoot here. This total, like we don't know what's going on, like in secret. Like the gold. There's so much going on. The gold was that way.

Yeah. You got asked about something earlier. Someone showed you some wardrobe and they were like, are these pants good for you? You're like, for that for the thing. And you and you're like this the first I'm hearing about it. I mean the downside to that is I never know what I'm gonna be in It's like hey, so you ready for this it's like ready for what we talk about I don't know about this dude I know like last week someone said that there's a guy in a show called rage quit. I'd never even seen it before Okay, sorry. I was like I was looking at the side of your head. Yeah, what's up? And I thought your your sunglasses were going through your hat. No, I realized you're also wearing normal glasses

Right there on my face. Yeah, so I can see man. I was confused Gavin is correct though. There's Whatever you were saying great. What's the stuff going on? Yeah. There is a shit. What is stuff going on? Like even the the I think I was talking about saying that, you know, me and Brian did I like night before like 7 p.m. Brandon's like, what are you doing tomorrow? I mean, I'm like, why are you doing? Oh, oh, work. Okay. Yeah, let me let me read this thing. I want to remind everyone that this week's episode of the Ristid podcast is brought to you by good friends at Funimation Entertainment. Neo Tokyo is about to explode again.

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Oh, so I actually rewatched it before, you know, we're doing the sponsorship today. It's been a long time since I've seen it. I came out 25 years ago. This, this version of the release has two different English dubs. You say this was the original release and then one that was redone in 2001. Is it, how different is it? The same voice actors just like take two? No, it's also, I mean, it's different translations. And even if you listen to them and read the subtitles

at the same time, which I did, because I'm a huge nerd. It's different. This slight difference is like as far as what they're I hate that so much when when you're watching anime and it's like yeah, the subtitles are different from what they're saying because it's dubbed, but they did the subtitles off the translation before they dubbed it. Right.

Oh my god, that's like my biggest pet peeve in the world. Yeah, I wish what was that Jackie Chan movie where right at the end he like slides down a pole but there's lights attached to it it's like no no he's like going all the way down it's kind of like from the rumble in the Bronx no I think it's before that but in that he dubs himself well maybe it's not that one he dubs himself well he does his. Yeah, he speaks over the top of him doing Chinese. But the subtitles are totally different to what he's yeah, it's the same thing. So it's watching both on. It's really really confusing. That one one another thing I did notice was rewatching Akira recently is that in the movie there the backdrop is that the the Olympics are about to be held in Tokyo in 2020.

Right. The 2020 Olympics are going to be held in Tokyo. Holy shit. Oh, shit. So it's like, you know, the original manga came out in the early 80s. So it's like 30 years, 40 years before the 2020 Olympics. Hell of a prediction. They predicted that we were going to be in Tokyo.

So that's just confirmed that there's like a secret list somewhere. Dude, guys, it's official. Half-life three. That was it. Game rules going to like, you know, I'm bullies and bug over that. Look at that. There's like a secret list somewhere guys. It's official half life three It's a hundred and forty seven days before the Olympic one plus three is four four plus three is seven half life three Why is it just the Olympic because I said something? Just the shop put because this actually does look very much like Heisenberg. I was like.

Your name's Dilsenberg. I'm the one who knocks. Brandon really like that. Oh Say it God damn right It's really good oh it's police story people are saying He's kind of a prick in that movie he pulls a girl like by her the back of a net off a bike off a scooter Well she's gonna run away. What year was it? It was like probably like the late 80s, really 90s. Oh, really, really, really, really. A shift flu. Yeah. It's like you need a bike.

Get off the bike. Yeah. Take it from a girl. Yeah, nowadays. Yeah. The grip isn't as strong. Just move right off. Police.

The Lord. So what? So there were a bunch of movies that he did with strange titles like that. The one that I was got me was Operation Condor Which I never understood why that movie was called Operation There's a whole thing with that too. We're like I don't remember exactly what it is But there's like a sequel but like the second one came out in America first

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Or something? That was a little too coordinated. That's like that's the end of the movie. He's nice time. My gosh, come on. I was in full effect. Michael actually would not let me sit on the couch. What did I say?

I sat down on the couch and like, whoa. No, here's what happened. I was getting my makeup done over there. Yeah. And Patrick came over and he was like, Michael, I'm going to add a pop filter for you. And I was like, why is choice, Patrick? like Michael I'm gonna add a pop filter for you and I was like wise choice Patrick and then I saw him putting a pop filter over there. Yeah. And Carrie sitting here and I was like, Carrie, you want to like get the fuck out of my seat. Yeah. And

Carrie's like sure. And then he moved. Yes, I was like, okay, you know, come on. You're like, come on, it's me and Gavin, you know, come on. Yeah, it's like common sense. Can a big boy chair. Yeah, Raid's quick Thursday. Me and Gavin on the couch. Yeah, you know, half like three half like three. Yeah, it's a sense carry the go guy so I feel like I should mention we would I would be derelict in my duties if I did not Congratulate the Red versus Blue team for wrapping up Red versus Blue season 11 tonight. Yeah, that was a final episode So big thanks to them for another wonderful series of Red versus Blue. Yeah, you Ruby just wrapped up on Thursday and both of those fine

products will be on sale tomorrow. So pick those up when you pick up the Akira 25th anniversary edition DVD available in both Blue Ray, the old available in all Blue Ray DVDs. I'm just staring right at the camera. I was determined like I'm not gonna stop staring until like cut Like watching I think that's the same thing. It's also like the Australian one too. It looks like it's the shape of a blue ray Thank you. It's probably not. No, that's not the DVD case. Yeah, you see J. You buster Oh, we have cigars have this been there the whole time. Yeah, the whole time I was doing like you were talking I was like I like doing this guy you're meant to smoke you to on the end of it

What no, it's like a shoot Before you do it before you before you cut the end. Oh, I guess I just see people do that with a mouth like Really like a grenade are you sure? Look at me like coming to you. No, no, I've seen that I have seen that people like bite it all yeah, like spit it. Yeah, my highs and bug would yeah Michael I picked it up to it in like a high-zomburg type fashion But Gus what I got so stalking I wanted to pick it up and just like But Dupstep is rude. Yeah, I've got a spiked to go. Yeah, I spoke to mean every now and then when I'm drunk, I can see myself. I can see myself fancy in a cigar.

It's funny speaking of when you're drunk. So we had the the extra life stream last weekend. And then Bernie graced everyone with his presence drunk, Bernie. Yeah, it's fucking walking back and forth, smoking a cigar and set. But like after like right after Patrick cut my hair, we went outside and he's like, I have to fix something. So he is going over it and Bernie comes out

and he's just like, he's talking to us and he takes out the cigar and he's like, I'm like, okay, I guess Bernie's gonna smoke the cigar. And like right before he goes in, he pulls down a hand to me, he's like, ah, here you go. And then he walks inside and I'm like, why didn't he give you this?

Like, I have no idea why he didn't want to smoke it. I know I said why he handed me this. It wasn't like for anything. It's like, Ag, here you go. I have this. He pulled it with it. I was watching the stream when he started smoking that cigar. I was like, that mother fuck.

Oh, yeah. That's like this whole place could have stink like cigar smoke. Yeah, surprisingly didn't. And then I started worrying. I was like, are there smoke detectors attached to the sprinklers up there oh yeah I'm really worried about it sprinklers are usually just heat yes I can't look up very far in where the hat will fall off I've always wanted to film one of those in slow mo like the sprinkler the little glass bulb going oh yeah it just it just melts essentially right from the heat like there are different thicknesses of

Bolbs of glass And the heat at different temperatures will just crack them right And the water comes down where the bulb is right, so it's like there's really nothing to it It's just like there's constant water pressure. Yeah, I think there's just stops it. Yeah, and they're actually really accurate to different temperatures Like one that would break it 900 degrees wouldn't break 800 kind of thing. Yeah, it's crazy. You look really classy like that Michael. You're really go banking or something. Yeah, I don't know. I might get like a beard. So just be attached to my face. Yeah. It's too bad to even save all the hair from when your head got shaved and you could have had a hair transplant. had a hair transplant. Oh yeah. I need one of those. Sweet beard. What a beard? Yeah, that'd be awesome. Can you grow facial hair? Huh? Can you grow facial hair? It's just not enough to like get it out. It's still like patchy. It's like I'm missing this part still. I don't look like an asshole. Yeah, I'm pretty much the same way. I missed that for a long time. Really? I was probably

in my mid-20s before. It sounded really sad. Yeah. Yeah. So I just nothing in the middle. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's just because like I grew my entire yeah yeah yeah I mean it's just like I grew my entire life my entire life my dad had a beard so like I've been like he does a beard he does it's crazy he does yeah to this day to this day man you met Carrie's dad yeah you have when you go my dad I met my chicks oh yeah that's right yeah that's right I like Carrie's like oh shit no he did me I'm yeah for every England and stuff. Yeah, a little conversation with it That's good. I know that he's probably watching right now Hey, I miss the truck Ross

But so I was like I was like the second 18 fucking pop it out Dude like 10 more years you'll get there. Yeah, hopefully you know, I'm witnessing the the beginnings of back hair Myself yeah, that sucks because my head my chest was just like But my back was smooth like a baby's also What a Freudian slip It's like an asshole that has not been pooped out of you It's clean it's sleek look at you dinner out of that baby's asshole. I'm glad it did shape because I did the thing. Yeah, so what did you do?

You should have the baby. Jeff has a sweet, sweet stash on it. It's pretty great. He's rocking now because I haven't seen him since Friday. So he comes in the work on Monday. And he's got like a sweet like 70s porno stash. It's legit. It's good.

It looks good. Yeah, absolutely. So Gavin, what was, you had a like a full beard this morning? What were you gonna do for the podcast? I was just gonna see what it looked like when I did it Yeah, I wasn't gonna do it because Jeff did I was good because it's that lame November thing Where I was like don't do that? Yeah, so I was like I'll see what looks like instantly got rid of it because I look like a right pito Pito that's not even what you said though. What did you say? What did I say? even what you said though, what did you say? What did I say?

Kind of. Well, he was going to, he was going to, I'll say it, you know, we got a, I don't know if we want it, if we're ready to show it, but we have a, there's, there's just a dash. It looks good. Um, so Gavin, Gavin, that's from today's Aulu. Yeah, yeah. All right.

Yeah. So Gavin said he was going to, he was going to go for a similar, like, like 70 stash just for this podcast, for like the bachelor podcast and then I see him like you know an hour before the podcast and he just clean-shaven like what happened I thought you're gonna do the thing he's like yeah I did but uh look like I had a tongue up a baby's asshole and I was just like I was in soup so I take it your mind as a new look like a pet of fire and he's like yes and I was, I like how that's your descriptive.

That's our mustache look like my time was at the babies ass. So like your mustache look like a baby. I didn't say baby. I said child. Maybe. I'm better enough. And just we just wrote off the baby. But I mean, there's some ways I'll bring on the podcast as opposed to off the podcast.

Right. It's a different world. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just going to bring on the podcast as opposed to off the podcast right right different. It's a different world Okay, yeah, bringing it into yeah, worlds are colliding. Well, it's a colliding. You should know that so smooth as maybe that's Hole and too I'm drinking yeah, yeah, you are boy. Yeah So why is it that men are only allowed to have a bachelor party right before they get married like if you're a bachelor And you're not married why not just have a fucking bachelor party every fucking weekend? Because you can actually like bang people and it's not like you're ruining your marriage. You're telling me it's called a regular party. What's the difference? You're a bachelor having a party. Why not just call it a fucking bachelor party.

Well, I promise not to go to bachelor party. It's cool day. Something dumb. That go a stag do a stag pie. Right. He mentioned that. But that doesn't hurt sense because like stag do like when you go stag yourself Well, I was like I were a rock Gavin. What what are we having what do we have? Like when you can have a dude like a right thing like an event Look at do like come to come to my wedding do like like when you go to like Google calendar It's I haven't read my did you read my wedding invitation? I haven't sent them out yet. It's it says dearly beloved come to my wedding do

Having a right like you say that's something someone would say that's crazy I'm from what what what I think open I think of stag is like I think of old like looney tunes Whether it would always refer to like stag films like porn films. Oh Really shit Stag films. I think of just like going stag. yeah, I did it by yourself like going to prom by yourself What the fuck did a stag ever do that got it like I don't know Apparently it's all really good. I really bad. Maybe they sucked hard enough where it's like if you show up by yourself Like a loser. We're gonna call you a stag a stag is like a deer right like a male deer or an elk something like that

Yeah, so then it's like female equivalent is a, is a head knight. A head knight, Sean. And like a deer knight. Oh, a hen dude. Oh, a hen, a hen, okay, I got it now. Yeah. The female equivalent, I thought you went to the female equivalent of just a stag was a hen dude.

It was like that. You say like the equivalent of a bachelor, bachelor end party is a hen dude. It's a headhouse car. Oh, your half English translate. Okay. I can tell you fit into the UK now. Yeah. Hello, Gents.

Let's go have a Hindu. Gus, I think you might have to take Carey's hat actually. Yeah. You're like becoming more British than him. Do you want to go fly a blimp with me? You got to grow your hair out a little bit. Yeah. Get it like wavier. I can totally do that. I've done that before. I've seen you

with long hair. Looks pretty good. Yeah, that's right. I did it at the old office. I went like a year and a half without cutting my hair. But I was totally off to some of these shaders at the whole time. Yeah, it's not because I was trying to grow my hair out. It's just I kept forgetting to get a fucking hair out. That's absolutely where I'm at right now. I was gonna do it yesterday. I was gonna do the day before. It's gonna do tonight. I just can't be enough. You're in the brink of war. Like that looks almost like a year of growth. Nah. It's like a couple months.

Nah, Bob. Bollocks. Gavin says no. Nah, it's like a couple months. You're a liar. I probably got a haircut. You must've had it cut pretty long then. It was probably like me then.

But the same reason I had long hair when I was 15 or whatever it is because you had really long hair. I just forgot to get a haircut for like me, but the same reason I had long hair when I was 15 or whatever is because you know really long I just I just forgot to get a haircut for 18 months Was the other reason well that was not also because like your parents would have to drive you there You're pretty young. I could walk everyone says to drive everywhere as it is already true Yeah, I think it's more rides now was when he was a kid he could drive just as much now as he could when he was 12 He literally has not increased his driving capacity at all. No, I said, can I get right out of this?

And last week, last week, oh boy. Oh my god. Oh, I do, he's full of the vineyard. We're done with the podcast. I'm like hanging out here. I go to the fucking studio. Yeah, I'm just like, some more. I'm my desktop.

I leave. I'm out getting under the interstate. And I get a text from Gav, can I get a ride home I just stop no I didn't have to I was like because on the phone you were like oh I already left you idea I was like all right no boys and you were like no no wait I'll come back I was like you don't have to I came back and picked you up where the fuck were you doing it it's not like I like the podcast turned off and I just fucking right out the door you hang around for a while. I'm hanging around for shit. You just hang

around with me. I was in the first GTN. You come and you just sit down. It's over and he's gone. You would do a little bit of didlin on the podcast. Listen to the whole. Yeah, that's back before Patrick started doing all the work. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I just forgot. I was sad because I was like, why don just Patrick for right then. He's here. Speaking of where we live, this morning before I came down to to work, I got a knock on my door like a 30 in the morning. I didn't. And I went out there. It was 18 T was out there. And they were like, can we go into your backyard? We're going to be we're selling fiber optic here in your neighborhood. Oh, and it was like, go right ahead. Oh, oh Like go right ahead

Do you want some lemonade? Your back they're launching the service next month. Oh shit. We're gonna have in the neighbor who we live or we have gigabit internet Yeah, yes I'm in apartment complex my dear So that only is Google fiber coming next year, but AT&T's are you rolling out? So that only is Google fiber coming next year, but AT&T's are you rolling out? They're not gonna launch it with a gigabit. It's only gonna be 300 megabit only Not your gigabit next year. How much that can cost? I don't know, but I want it. I know what it is worth it I'm sure we we previously had a

T Internet at the Congress office for Rupert's and it was the worst thing in the world. I don't remember it I hear it was fucking terrible. I remember is it took us like a month uh, longer than we thought it was going to to get out of the old office. So your solution was let's buy a clear and run the entire office's internet off of that. I like that you're telling the story like this because Brandon's telling me the story in my ear.

I'm the one who fucking did it. Oh, we did, Gus, is we bought a clear. So Brandon bought a clear. And that internet was faster than our fucking AT&T internet. Yeah like a 3G hotspot. Yeah we ran everything over 3G hotspot just because it was better. We're doing Gavin. I just realized this isn't an opener. I've got this thing. Are you a fucking idiot? That is a sweet chain. Just boy dude. So we got a bottom just to be that DSL was awful. It fucking miserable. See at the moment. I'm on time Warner Carrie. Nice shirt

What kind of how what kind of internet do you have 50 gigs? 50 mix. Yeah 50 gigs 25,000 Gina Yeah, 50 makes down I'm like five up. Okay, I'm not good You literally have the same on internet that we have our entire studio. Yeah, yeah I think I think I have that exact same thing. I have time one or as well. It's like the super highest package. I've won below that. Ray has that.

Like the highest fucking package is for it's it might be higher than the one at the office. Oh shit. Yeah. Your phone's been. Come on. Let me answer it on the plate. Let's go. Kevin. Henry took his foot away. He threw it into the plate. Let's go. Yeah, we have it. He's probably going through it into the couch cushion, so you can get it. He'd rather lose it. I had it in my head. I just smashed it, man.

He put it right back up there. He's looking over. It's OK. Well, the fastest internet package is like for a small, it's like office space. So like all the employees can use this thing time. Ray's like, yeah, that'll do for me. You got that package. But I have one below that. And it's fucking amazing compared to here because there's 85 people here in the internet. Just like drained so many times. I'll just walk across the street

and like upload a video at home like we don't have like a business one. We have just regular business. What's business about it about it all it is it guarantees certain amounts of uptime as well as the speed will maintain a certain level all the time whereas at home you might lose speed more often or you get down for a while. Right. Oh, plus we have static IPs and shit like that. I think at home I have 20 megabits down and like two megabits up. I don't need a lot

I'm gonna see the need a lot for anything faster than that. I think I'm like As soon as the army fiber optic boy yet getting it doesn't matter Although the least he is four games are gonna be downloading. That's a good point. It's like 300 bucks Though that's crazy. What'd you do for for gigabit? Mm-hmm Well, here's the problem I would have with that is in Kansas City Google fiber Which is gigabit is only like 60 or 70 dollars a month right? So I would not in good conscious pay $300 a month for it now. So we're saying is RT Kansas City Pick everybody up. They're coming

Austin and then we'll move them back But yeah, we're we're having to actually get additional internet capacity here just because there's so many fucking people I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying.

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the other day last Monday. Jesus really. We wasted wasted the whole day. I do abandoned it. We abandoned it. Ryan is on like, uh, he comes in like three days a week now, because he took two weeks that like maternity leave, you know, I think the paternity leave. Is it? A paternity? Oh, sorry. Because he's not a mom. Sorry. He's never committed patricot. Well, yeah. So he took like, he look, he got clear for like two weeks. Since his child was born, like within within that like one to two weeks span he took two days

Yeah, because one we had a lot of work to do he came in and then he got like a cold So his wife sent him home as she sent him to work every day She's like fuck off. You're going to work every day. We're like Ryan I like I thought you were taking vacation. He's like not. I'm not allowed to stay at home Yeah, so like fine That's finally like over so he's catching up on his His days so he's like taking on his days. So he's like taking off two days a week until he uses all those. And he's coming in on like Monday and Wednesday.

So Monday, we tried to film the Minecraft Let's Play. It was like all day fighting with the internet trying to film it. We had to, you know, just like skip it. We couldn't do it. And then we had to wait till Wednesday just because he wasn't in on Tuesday. So like, we had to wait two days just to film it because we couldn't fucking because because it was just like because Carrie was on fucking Netflix and who is Carrie son of a band you know you ruined that let's play. Yeah, since this is a bachelor party. Yeah. And we're we're having a good time. Yeah. Uh, we wanted to get a stripper to come and entertain us.

All right. Obviously we didn't, but we could not do that. We're not part of stripper fashion. It's playing comes out here. I'm going to leave. So we found I'm going to stay the next best thing all right all right So we have someone here to provide us some bachelor party entertainment All right, we got a gum join I'm going to make his balloon animals. Oh, awesome. That's awesome.

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austenily. My beard is UT colors. So no. My beard was alive before me. I grew into it. So it's got to be now. It would now the most easily the most absurd podcast I think. Yeah. That we've done.

Should we take a second to say we like Jack or should we just say? Oh we love Jack. Yeah he's okay. You know he's okay, he's a good guy. Yeah. I hope no one misconstrues it as well. Yeah I want to make sure. I mean, spirit is.

No. We will verbally trash Jack but top dude. Absolutely. I think you know generous guy it's like family generous for the time and with his love Chakati like watch out like you guys have a side or like what's going on oh dude it's a hat longhorn hat it's absolutely a longhorn hat you have to wear it gav oh right on gav throw it on I already got a hat yeah I got hats over here

get rid of these groom glasses groom got a hat. Yeah, that's over here. These goon glasses Goom this is groomed. You know that right. Can you just say goom now? They're goomba glasses. You're really just gone Goom glasses my head's a little bit fucking You're good. You're good. No, you're fine. Maybe like a chin strap I'm hearing constant laughter from the controller. I'm really glad we did this. I'm really happy to laugh. This is easily the most fun I've ever had at any bachelor party. This is about the bachelor party you've been to. This is easily my first bachelor party ever.

I'm saying, I'm trying to run it for you. This is awesome. No one's drunk's drunk we're not gonna get out of Strap. Oh, thank you. You're at dude. Oh my glasses do a little thing Don't like don't bring a sword to a bachelor party Like For parties I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just tasting what the fuck are you guys doing? Oh, I did. It's like handle balls. Look at the cheeky ballad. That was good. That was very, like, that was quick. You know what? I like, I like, it was good.

He thought about it, but he had the thing. Because if it was like, oh, give me a cock of a ball. It was like, go ahead and touch my son. It's gonna pop up. Gus, Gus better watch out. I'm shocked at dick right off. Dispolling gun. I have high hopes for the next thing.

I'm so glad I didn't grab it. Do something with that. Press cancer awareness. Come on. It's good. Yeah. I thought it was the no-shape thing. Wow.

Jack, I'm going to text you, but I'm also telling you. I'm just giving things to watch. He's making a badge. Nice. We're having a gun. Gunnery. Give me one of them, Jack. Hey, Barbara, if you're watching. He's making a badge Hey, Bob, if you're watching Right It could be me I'm right here. Hey Gus. Yeah, thank you. I'm texting him

Yeah, thank you. I'm texting him I'm your friend. I'm the captain of a jaina. Yeah. Bad, clear party. Yeah, I just say that. Throw that, carries what? Wait, oh! Oh! Oh! Seriously, like, if you can give me the vagina, there you go. Carry the shoes.

Carry the shoes. What's up? Did you use protection? With the sword? No. Don't worry, Gavin, it was still sheath. I'll take that. I got a sword in a dog now.

A sword in a dog now I'm ready to go under quest you are you are living fable right now You got to follow a gold line that's gonna work about 35% of the time. She's waiting on that line Wait, so is the new fable game a next-gen game? I have no idea like the one that's like borderline style or it's like four-player They just announced their right-table legends are yeah, they didn't announce a platform for it Oh my eye Give me I heard these Care it's a sword You got some kind of Baldyk saying that obsession here. Yeah, what's like?

You know if anything you know, oh, you might have tetanus. So, are you like the opposite of a dickhead right now? One shed. What's that? What are we getting now? Is it smaller dog? Yeah. Oh, they have one of those next doors for one.

Gavin, it's like those little legs. Just the tail goes like Yeah, you know, I'm talking about oh look at that skill. Yeah, we do have a mouse in the studio next door There's one over here I think we saw the live stream. Yeah, yeah, that was impressive It's like in there Oh, wow, yeah, like we were being too. I mean no there's no there's no Rodinson why don't we have a fucking rodent here? No The door was open for somebody let carry in

So Jack is not replied hopefully that Angry with us for having a bachelor party and not inviting him Well, he didn't invite me. Well, it is his way he can do it. That's very One two Well, you got the little tail thing dude. you want to. Yeah. He can practice. You did it. Wow, you got the little tail thing, dude. That was good.

Get him. Don't bite it. Looks like you're going to take a bite out of it. Do it. Pop that there. He can answer your phone for you. No, I'll say pop around balloons, man. It's a bad taste.

Let's see what Jack says now. Are you going to answer it? Or is he typing? He said there was less vagina hats at his. Oh, well, sorry, it's better. So we win, man. What did he tell us? This is a very last thing.

I was a little upset that Brandon kept telling me that we were going to have a special performer tonight. I wish I had been caught off guard. He was really happy about trying to organize it. And I was like trying to avoid learning anything about it. I was like just set it up just let it happen I just let it be natural how last minute is this? It was pretty last minute. So you're like a just the last minute clown We get rid of a dead body

We get a crown you need to get rid of a dead body Wolf and pull fiction Slotters 15 minutes away Yeah, I need a room painted. No, he's like I need you to clean up the car. Don't worry about it. Also. Here's a vagina balloon. I Got you covered I Hate to ask what do I got here? That's a rabbit. Oh, it is Actually totally's a rabbit oh it is yeah that's he totally is a rabbit yeah yeah this is great yeah did you have balloon animals when you're no absolutely not you know I got I got a party at my own house like I live here one year

I got like the greatest you got to get the got a live here. One year I got like, I'm getting the greatest. The greatest. You got to get the investors here. One year. You live in the dream, buddy. The greatest party I ever had when I was a kid was, I think when I was nine, I rented, or my parents rented Predator on VHS for me,

and all my friends came over and we watched Predator. So you got like a mental star here, birthday? Yeah, I was like, yeah. It was so stoked. My friends years after afterwards talked about that birthday. I've ever went to your house and watch predator That was awesome Yeah, everyone was like that was the greatest party ever That was the best dude ever I was friends with a bunch of losers. What do you think man? Look at me? You think I had any cool friends?

No, look we were the type of people who talked about washing predator on the HS for years. She's the guy who's right now. Look at you guys, no. Do you know think I'm a cool friend? No, we're in a long, we're not on your head, he's wearing a vagina on his head. That's a good boy, at least.

Hey, I'm dressed pretty classy though. Michael is dressed pretty classy. I'm a ear deep in vagina right now. I'm gonna get it. Cherry, I'm gonna chop that right off your head if you don't watch it. All right. I like to watch the vagina. I don't know the way a double clip at the end.

It takes him twice the pleasure. Yeah, double. Is it possible to rib a balloon? Yeah, I'm over loaded. Oh, this is butter free. Oh, shit. Debutter free. Debutter free.

Debutter free. It's like the, oh, that's good. What did you say? Someone says something about your. Carol wants boobs. Carol wants boobs. All right. That's just too balloon.

Just in the head. That's how it is. Hey. Now he's rummaging What's in that magical This thing on my face man, but what are we doing? What's what do you forget out? No, I'm looking on the screen I'm looking through the Twitter feed here which is filled with what the hell is going on

It's been tuned in right now. Oh god damn party carry look a god goddamn party is going on right now Oh So ladies didn't expect to get so wet during the podcast this night, do you? Surprise Beard deep in the pink. I can't get you all the way down. Oh my god. Sorry, baby.

This is good. This is quality content. Yeah. You're gonna pass out in a minute He's a trooper. He's a professional guy. This is what he does Oh shit Can we get a sharpie and dress him? and dressing nips on them bad that's the thumbnail right is the

that that is the floating on the fly that's fucking timing right that is experience all right the we're

appreciate you taking the time to come on out what's the name I'm sorry to ask stretch of the. Stretch of the clown. Stretch of the clown. All right. The most fun I've had, I think, with a guest on the podcast. And we're laced with prizes.

I know. I'm looking my hand. I've got one dog and a rabbit and a sword over here. The weird t-buff live here. Is this a real apple? Has that ever been done? and a rabbit and a sword over here. The weird Teeb of life, eh? This isn't even a fly. Does that ever been done? I think you're revolutionizing porn, Terry. This is a huge, I. The mouse is fucking sorry right there.

OK. Gavin, Gavin, direct your nose towards that mouse over there. That's quality. And then he did the little bit on the tail. Yeah, it's pretty good. Shout out to Stretcho. Yeah, much love for Stretcho. Yeah, it's pretty good. Shout out to stretch. Oh, yeah Much love for stretch. Yeah, that's fucking awesome. That was pretty cool. That was Jack's now annoyed that our bachelor party was better than the one Probably he's probably annoyed he wasn't invited to his own

He didn't have mini golf though and he did fucking go kart place that I've been wanting to go to forever that son of a bit K1. Oh, yeah racing the go-karts go like 45 miles an hour there right yeah Adam was saying that he injured his neck or something Oh shit, that's awesome. Can you have your shit? That's awesome. Anyway, well, no, it's cool Can you put go-karts on what was the racetrack that they built here? The circuit of the Americas. Yeah, can they just put a go-kart on that? I'm sure you could that is awesome But very cool. Yeah, I was waiting for like the terrible reason that But very cool. Yeah, I was waiting for like the terrible reason that I know it's like That'd be so slow on like I like to Car's normally go like 300 miles an hour on that you'd be going like 45. Okay. You're a bit forever

Fair point. Yeah, well, I'm not carry. Yeah, I'm gonna move the Kansas City now I'm out like you would never have to hit the break on that go cart You're literally flooring at the whole I go like I could be going faster I go caught tow by an F1 car would be pretty fun there. That'd be fucking crazy. Holy shit. You never make one of the one race. I have not. I have not. I'm getting the news make up. Where do you go? It's this weekend. I've got a couple. Here it is. Oh is it? You got. Oh really? Where's your cup carry? It's like 300 bucks in there. Is it? I thought there were cheaper seats than that. Oh really? There's that point in the next one. There's that point going to one

there. You just see like one corner of next one. There's that point going to one now. You just see like one corner of the race. Right. You get no, there's no. Have you ever been to an F1 race? I filmed it before. Mm. That's how you film it.

It's just like watching it. You're at this one point the whole time. Yeah, but I feel like, I don't know, it's there like, well, why do people go to F1 races are fucking popular shit? Yeah. Like every hotel is sold out. There's definitely a lot you don't get from the TV

is that it's just loud as hell Yeah, I think you'd be more interested in a NASCAR race because at least there's you know corners right turns yeah Yeah, everyone has it's like crazy turns though. That's what saying. Yeah, that's what's better than that Yeah, you said NASCAR Oh, no, no No, I was about to have a major problem with you. How much did it take its cost like four hundred dollars? I thought I thought you'd get them as cheap as like $7. It seems like the better value is go by an Xbox One,

buy fours of five and sit in the menu until it starts auto racing. I just like a Gavin, like the same view. Gavin stands no ground on anything. You're just like, oh, I only have the tickets. I was like, dude, they're like 300 bucks. And you're like, oh, they were cheaper. He's like, oh, I don't know. That was just fucking response.

I was like, I made the number up. I mean, I don't have the source to hand. So I'm not going to argue. Am I? You're terrible. I'm ready somewhere. Yeah. I heard from the guys something about how to have any references. No, there's there's no like little one in brackets next year. Where you're saying, yeah, well, you know, work on that.

Yeah, you know, but yeah, I mean, the thing, the thing that's crazy me about the F1 race being an Austin is how much like how difficult it is to get a hotel room Anywhere or like how much people will rent their houses out for during that weekend Like there's a there's a condo downtown And I realized I'd never been to and I was wanted to see well like the inside of one of those condos Like so I was like oh I'm gonna look it up online I'm gonna see how much like to do like home aware Airbnb Maybe I'll stay there a night just to see what the condo's like. Um, then it was fucking crazy ridiculous.

I was gonna get away. It was just that weekend. Uh, well, no, just a normal, like any normal night at that condo was crazy and yet direct like a minimum of three nights. So I didn't do it. But during F one weekend, you could rent that condo for $20,000. Holy shit who the fuck comes to town drops $20,000 on accommodation for a weekend That's crazy probably people racing that's crazy, but seriously though when the next F1 I have a spare bedroom $10,000 yes Bed and breakfast I will I'll make you smoothies Michael rage rage You should rent it for a lot of money. Yeah, yeah

$10,000 if you honestly if you throw smoothies in I'll go yeah smoothies. Yeah, I bought a I don't even care about the race. I made carrier smoothie. I made Gavin a smoothie. I made Barbara smoothie smoothies all around yeah Gosh, you didn't come over you a smoothie had to come over my house Yeah, I'll bring you one. Yeah, I don't make it feel worth. They actually made me two smoothies Yeah, I'll bring you one. Yeah, I don't like you feel worth. They actually made me two smoothies. Oh It was Barry and what was peanut butter and chocolate. Oh damn Is this with your fancy blender? No, I wasn't really fancy. It's a fancy blender. It's a nice blender What's it doing with your blender? It's Gavin made it out a little more elaborate than it is Not pretty great

It's it's just like pre-programmed so like pretty much all I'm ever gonna use it for is mixed drinks and there's a mixed drinks button So you turn it on and then push a button here's a cool thing about like 25 seconds You put the joy and you scoop a peanut butter in there and it like churned like a little bit It was like oh with with this peanut butter. Oh, no go for it. I'm crazy now. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Tease a little bit and yeah, yeah, yeah, it's super efficient. It's good man. Yeah, so please explain what is happening Good time. What kind of mixed drinks do you make with a blender? I? Haven't made like I made strawberry smoothie. Why is it every drink mixed in a blender? No? Even just strawberry on a soda is a mixed drink. Oh, it was in your hat again

Like a vodka soda like booze drink. Yeah, yeah, I didn't I see a mixed drink means like a booze drink I haven't I haven't made booze drinks yet. Only because I got the blender Saturday. Didn't think about it. It was gonna make them Sunday. Can't buy alcohol on Sunday or liquor on Sunday. So I haven't made any like alcohol. I gotta

be honest. When I when you said on Sunday, like, hey, do you want to come over and have a smoothie? I was a little disappointed when you have alcohol on it. Yeah. I was why the fuck when I say smoothie. I don't know. Like who the fuck ever it. Yeah, I was really fuck when I say smoothie. I don't know.

Like who the fuck ever says like want a smoothie? You're a little drunk. One, you don't have to use code anymore. Here's the thing, you can literally say. I'm like, I'm a smoothie, man. I would have been like, I'm fucking thrown ever clear in a glass. Are you drinking it? I would say that.

I've never had a beverage at your house that was not alcoholic until yesterday. I'm sorry that I didn't love to my own standards. Are you spitting in the face of the man who gave you a peanut butter and chocolate? Right. Fair enough. What a fucking bitch. Can't I mix berries? Can't eat your whole face all the way.

I can't believe you're giving two smoothies with no alcohol. I'm gonna get more to drink it. I'm gonna get more to drink it. I'm out. But keep in the hat. I have only tried the recipes that come with the fucking blender. Like, I haven't even gone past that yet. There's like 10 recipes that are delicious, but.

Is it a Blendtec blender? No, it's Oster. Oh, okay. Five products. The only, the liquor one I want to try is the strawberry Dacquery. All you need to do is buy rum and you need to buy a frozen, frozen limeade, I think. Like a six buy a frozen um frozen limeade I think. Like a six ounce one of those frozen limeade things.

That's good. And it's all just like other shit you have. It's I was like ice and milk or shit like that. I went through a period where I tried to make peanut colladas at home because I watched like a documentary about alcohol. It's right. I had to plant up a one while.

It's like a cream of coconut. That's in there as well. The cream of coconut. It's basically coconut milk. Yeah with liquor was rum Yeah, and I could never get the ice crushed right I was always so disappointed in my blender that I Awesome blender. I do need an oster An oster blender. Oster. Yeah, I'm not sure. I was like a Nazi sympathizer Yeah, but it's got like the fancy Yeah, yeah, it does sure does Gus. I know Cheers, I do not I think I had like a black and Dekker or some cheap shit. Yeah, I went and I yeah, there's black and Dekker

I specifically make drills and they make all kind of shit, but they do A blinder. It's just a Contains real with a special But they do a blinder. It's just a blinder contains real with a special Knife at the end of it. Yeah, if you put like a way to try to blade on a drill Blinder yeah, you just shove into a bucket pineapple You could just have a glass put a drill with a blender blade on it and just fucking blend The best slow mo guys. I've ever made It's like how you ruin your camera. We were at Walmart. Lindsay and I were at Walmart

We just buying groceries We're walking out before I was like let's get in and get out We're leaving, we're going to check out I passed by a little packet of like banana smoothie That's like you know a dollar or something And all it is is like the powder And it's like oh you mix this with Ice and milk and one banana

And that's it And I'm like Is he should fucking get this But why is it putting on a smoothie anyways? And without the powder? Yeah, but the powder is like extra flavoring and shit. Oh, that sugar is it for me? I was sugar.

Not really, it's mostly sugar, yeah. Yeah. So it's basically sugar, it's like banana flavored sugar. It's what it is. It's like to kick it up a notch. Yeah, so anyway, I grab it and I'm like, all right, last minute by, we should get this. I think I can hear you. All right, great. So anyway, I grab it. I'm like, all right, last minute by we should get this. And she's like, all right, great.

We don't have a blender. I'm like, obviously, let's go buy a blender. Because we were in Walmart. I'm like, it'll be like five minutes. How many blenders are gonna be? There's like a hundred blenders in Walmart. I was there for like 20 minutes. There was a classic piece of ship blender

that I grew up with. It's just like just that white blender with like the eight huge buttons in the front. The black and darker. No, not black and darker. Black and darker was a step above that. That was like the that white blender with like the eight huge buttons on the front. The black and black and decker black and decker was a step above that. Okay.

That was like the 1990 line white blender. The black and decker blender was like $30. That's like a Hamilton beat or something. Yeah, that was there too. And then and then like it was just the top of the line. The top of the line was the fucking food the food ninja or like the

ninja. I don't know. It did not work. I went there that same day. No, no, I went there that same day that you did I was just a Walmart early that day. How do you know what day it was you following me Saturday? Fuck yeah, it's because you said it and I push the button because I thought I could start blending in the middle of Walmart No shit. I said didn't work. I'm like, oh, you it was broken. No, I tried to use the fucking the ninja And it wasn't out. What's the the point there's a fucking blender man yeah stick your arm in place you gonna drop a show in there like every blend

you have a woman baby above a blender it would look cool and sexy bowin it would look cool and Steve Owen it would look cool and slomo is what not in Steve Owen who did they like zoomed out in the photo of him holding it over the balcony it it's like a cylinder underneath. Jesus Christ. Well, like every, every blender has the little blade at the bottom, right? It's like at the, at the bottom of the glass, there's like the four or five prong blade. Right. The, the, the, the ninja is like a column. It's a column that goes up almost the entire blender, like a whisk. Like halfway up, like it's a bar that goes up, and there's like 87,000 blades on it.

And like, Jesus, like the advertisement on the front of the box is like obliterates ice into snow. That's what it says, I'm dead serious. I'm just taking a jet engine to turn it this way. It's fucking amazing. It's a blimp. It's like the most obnoxious thing ever. Like I have on my counter where my blender is, it's underneath like, you know, overhanging cabinets,

I don't think it would fit under that. It's like, it's like two feet tall. It's fucking enormous. That's a brag blend of that. Yeah, it's like, uh, just check out the ninjas. I'm like, what's your fucking throwing ninjas at the store inside the thing? You want to like, fucking throw your keys in there?

You just sit there and get real life attack and put that in it. There are actual ninjas with nunchucks and throwing my stars in there and get real life attack and put that in it. There are actual ninjas with none trucks and throwing stars in there. And they're fucking beating the shit out of that ice. Exactly. And they're gonna make you one of the heroes. Shout out. So the great thing about getting married is when you make the registry, you've got to

put an even crazier, more ridiculous blender on your registry. What's the point? I went over to your house and it's like you've got the blender, you've got to put an even crazier, more ridiculous blender on your registry. Right, I went over to your house and it's like you've got the blender, you've got the, I don't know, I forgot everything you have now. You've got a George Foreman Grouch, you've got a bad toaster, that's what we talked about. It's just like a generic equivalent to the shitty white blender, it's like the shitty $10 toast. You've got like everything, though, what are you going to ask for? I don't know, because that's what Lindsay said, she's like we could literally ask for a blender. So this is what happened, you stopped spending money on video games and they've to buy like nice supply right?

So I'm saying I have to buy real life things So now he has shit that radio he's got video games and smoothies rage is by bottled water Ray by bottled water bottle water to point that you can borrow video games from the giant library you have in your office right? It's true It's like at a night no one's fucking filming videos here. Yeah fucking it out. I mean, we all get we all get a copy of the game anyway when it comes out. So let's take a moment. Yeah. I was a little disappointed that minecraft is no longer a launch title on the PS4. Yeah. We were just like, really? No, this is very important. I was announced today. I think it was a couple days ago. They just put it they they they they they announced today that they prioritize ps3 development so that they can get current generation out

And then they're gonna focus on why they prioritize the old one when I say larger installed base larger installed user base That makes no sense to me. I'll also pegal to his no longer Xbox launch as well though everything's slipping Also pebble to his no longer Xbox launch as well. Everything's slipping Everything's not slipping dead rising three is still lunch. I'm gonna play that dead rising three Yes 720p is it really caps 720p? I thought I don't know next set is that or something Yes 720p at 30 frames Yeah, I don't care. I think there's probably a ton of polyrons. I mean, obviously it should be 10. Maybe that's so excuse They don't want screen tearing and like drop frame rates and stuff

Honestly, I'm willing to deal with 720 if it means no fucking tearing. I'm so sick of goddamn tearing I don't know if that's that stuff. I mean, I absolutely understand. They should have they should have delayed the game I guess well then who's gonna buy an Xbox though. Yeah, why doesn't it abide besides fours or five fours? You gonna buy it do you buy racing games? I do actually, but I'm going to wait till you get an Xbox one. Yeah, what are the other what's the other launch? Yeah, like on the PS4, I guess I'm going to get a kill zone. Yeah, rises. I'd be one rise. Yeah. But if you bought a brand new PC, there was, you know, meant to be a game in PC and 30 run stuff at 720p, you You'd be annoyed right? Well, that's totally different though. That's the PS that's the Xbox running 720 Yeah, not the PC. I know I'm saying is you'd be pissed if you get a PC okay, okay

End of but you don't plug your PC into a television you plug into a monitor Yeah, like your TV only does 720p or 1080p. Ideally, you would never count as a situation because a computer monitor can be much higher resolution. Because it's smaller. I know. I understand. I just see how that's relevant. I just think that you would never encounter that situation. I bet you're making the game is limited to 720p. You're making it for the sake of argument. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I would be upset. Yeah Yeah, that's my that's my only point. I'm still gonna play it. All right, I'm gonna be a downer I'm not gonna be a little bit. I'm gonna play it. I'm gonna love it But I'm gonna be playing on a hundred and you're gonna love it. Hey, hey, hey, come down

With the game study, but now let's be realistic here It looks three-fold stick back into pan If you like that rising one and two it looks goody shit and they got rid of the goddamn timer and shit. Oh really? Well, they actually played this one then. There's um, this game is gonna be panic attack. That's stressful. Yes, from what I understand, there's, I have an idea. She's like, there's like, uh, the regular mode which doesn't have a timer. Uh, I'm not exactly sure all the specifics about it, but then there's like a nightmare mode or something, which does have a timer and basically that mode is supposed to be like basically the standard The classic game of one and two, but the generic like normal mode

I guess is gonna give you a little like unlimited time to run around I might actually play game then okay I can't I agree with you. I fucking hate games with timers. Dead Rising is like the only game that I for some reason I can Just do it. Yeah, to this day, I can't do with Dead Rising 1. I finished it. I couldn't get all those like rush achievements. Dude, like we scrapping. Dude, getting? You're stopping us in order to get in my heart.

Savior was one of the hardest achievements I've ever got. Our Saint, Saint, which is rescue 50 survivors. Oh, shit. You just shit. You missed deadlines, you missed it. Yeah, you can only let like a handful of people die like three or four Die in the entire game like like Saint if that's what it's called whatever it is safety people It's by far harder than seven day survivors every day survivor sucks and it's boring shit

Yeah, yeah, I've perfected the game and you have to play the fucking game for Like 14 hours. I think it is. Yeah, total real time. And that sucks. But honestly, it's pretty fucking easy. It really is. If you plan that shit out, like, you only get screwed over by like random bullshit, getting the perfect play through a 50 people is way fucking harder. And then there's another one like Frank the Pimp, I believe. That's the only 3 hours that makes a one. That's also fucking

pain in the ass. Yeah, I shouldn't have I tried to get front the pimps because there was one person. People and the one for eight women. Right. You're both at the same time. Yeah, I was two buzz one stone. Yeah, couldn't God. Eight birds.

Eight birds one stone. Yeah. Eight birds two stones actually. But you go. Yeah. That game. I was I was. So you get to achievements, Gavin.

That's one attempt there. So it's really two birds one. It's eight buzz one's don't yeah but you're not getting any achievements though it's two stone two birds with eight stones yeah that's terrible that's it yeah that's four to one that's

pretty good I never tried to underrock it never mind I'm gonna do the Kansas City in my blimp and a practice killing birds with. I'm gonna do the Kansas City, Emma Blimp, Emma, practice killing birds with stones. I'm gonna throw my blimp. Fucking angry blimp guy. Deer rising was a fucking stressful game. That's the reason I couldn't beat Majora's Mask.

I got playthroughs on a way less stressful. It's stressful. You can turn back time whenever you want. Yeah, I don't know. I just got to find a way yeah if What actually happens in seven days of either can you pause the game? You can pause but then your progress doesn't like you don't gain you have to do it in one You have to go like 14 hours in one go or do you I think it does stop I think you if you go to the

If you like to hit the dual time stops because it didn't burn you do something where he would Or was it you were burning you? was basing them right yeah, yeah, you could pause it you let the the battery run out right the controller Go to standby and that would pause it yeah, yeah, you could you could pause it the problem with that was It was like when I got it it took me like three days. I didn't do it all obviously in one sitting It was like a weekday. I played like a few hours every night. And all it is like fucking management. Like it really is like you go out, you clear a section, you get like two days worth of food,

and then you go hide in the room for a day and a half. But every survive is trying to kill you, right? But there are only certain survivors who are only there on certain days, and they still don't go outside of their areas. Like you can go into the back room of a convenient, or of like a clothing store, go to a back closet,

and literally absolutely no one will get you ever. So that point is just food. So it's just like, have a bunch of food. And so you could waste a day and a half sitting in a back room, you know what I mean? Like most often, you'll have enough food for seven days by like day five. So then from that point on,

it's like don't fuck up and accidentally kill yourself and don't forget to eat, which is exactly what I did. I died at six days, 23 hours and 53 minutes. No. Which over a day left the food because I was doing that on one TV and then the TV 180 degrees behind me, because my computer was in the other end of the room and I had a 13-inch TV Because it was boring the shit and I was doing nothing but eating food I was also playing PlayStation 2 on the other TV and I was in the final boss fight of Final Fantasy 7 dirge of Cerberus And I got caught up in the and cinematic and I'm like, whoo, and then I was just like oh God and I turn around and I just see my I'm just dead

It's like you're a bad guy dude. I like my heart stop It's like you're a bad parent. You forgot a few of'm just dead. I was like dude. I like my heart stop I was like your bad parent you forgot to feed your baby. Yeah, I was I was I War I'm gonna tell my gosh if you yeah, but if you go to the leaderboards You could go to leaderboards for seven days survivor and it would tell you every fucking single online Bank time like actual time I Was number one in the world that didn't get it. The next guy above me got it. Wow. Like I was the closest person in the entire world to fuck the achievement up. Oh, that's kind of achievement. I was like, I quit for like two days, try again like three days later

and then I got it. Is it the start of rage quit? It was no, because it wasn't even like like you can't yell and scream. It's just like someone calls and they were just like your son is dead You know what I mean is just like I just like collapse in the ground and I cried into my pillow You know, I just like questioned everything over life It's fucking awful just because I was I was I was I was like was a good action pack. No Is a pretty shitty game actually there's a server is pretty shitty game. Yeah worst thing for me about dead rising one, love the game, is stressful. I love what I did in it. Those f in raincoat cult dudes, hey, you know what I generally hate cold.

I do. The guys in the yellow raincoats who just stab you with knives. Those are the guys that put you in the box. Yeah. Yeah. Well, students, they start like appearing. It was like, ah, this isn't fun now. This is really, yeah.

I didn't like it. Turned you off. Yeah, cause they run at you and stab you. It's like, in the mood to be stabbed by some prick out of you. So you do, you run around with fucking three mini chainsaws and like all the magazines to upgrade them. So then you can use a mini chainsaw for like 700,000 enemies. It's pretty amazing.

That's a big old game. Yeah. Pretty much. Magical magazines were, or the fucking shes. They were They were fucking just because it was like there was like three magazines that all counted towards the mini chains That'd be a good thing was incredible if there's anything similar like that in the new Dead Rising like a survivor thing That'd be an excellent full play. Yeah, you should do it That might be an interesting slow-mo guys watching a chainsaw cut up a piece of wood like how does that actually work? Does it like tear the wood like the chain? Does it like?

It's like a little too grab It gets like it's like a ton of mix and you see like tons of chunks. Oh, so you've done this already. Yeah I've filmed like everything. All right. I don't mind. How you film like a body? Have you filmed a blender? Yes, have you filmed a blender? No a blender. Yes. Have you filmed a blender? No. I talked about the one. There's like one or two things that we didn't that I refused to film. Yeah. And one of them is the the horse execution. I don't know what we had a cool one. Where someone was I think I told this before a cooler call. He's trying to say thank you. Thank you Michael. Some scientists was researching like horse muscles in the way muscles move and stuff. And there's this horse that was going to get shot in the head

and put down because it was old and knackered. And then wanted to see which muscles move first when you shoot one in the head. And I was talking to my dude who I work with and moved just like, I don't really want to do it. OK, is that both or one? It's one. I don't know, it's not. Okay, is that both or one? It's one. I don't know, shark.

I think it's just a tumor. So like, would you want to see how death progressed through the horse body, essentially? Well, because I think what happens is when you shoot an animal in the head, it doesn't fall over like the legs retract up into the body. I think like the horse's legs would go like, uh, like you kind of retract. So what I, what happens is it talks up and then hits the floor as a tucked up animal

Yeah, so I totally agree with you don't cut to me once and no So Gavin I tell surprise Boys the entertainment has arrived. Oh, yeah Yeah the entertainment has arrived. Oh, yeah. So, yeah. Let me pop them up. I'm trying to get to the part where I'm holding it. It's so rich. Now you understand the struggle, Gus. This is literally not easy.

It's not easy. It's just the polite. It's not a lot of dots. No, not. It's all throw dark shots. So possibly go wrong. What's the other thing you said there were two things you'd never done? Or two things you turned down? I know my boys are blocking the mic. I just fucking said that. You have a cum shot that you filmed in slow mode though. I didn't film. He didn't film me. Yeah. I found it. Okay. There's big difference. Big difference. It's okay. Just going back to the horse and not this even. I totally agree with you. I probably wouldn't have done it either. If they're good. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real death. I don't want to see a real. I don't want to see a real. I don't want to see a real. I don't want to see a real. I don't want to see a real. I don't want to see a real. I don't want to see a real. I don't want to see a real. I don't want to see a real. I don't want to see a real. I don't want to see a real. Go just going back to the horse and not this even Um, I totally agree with you. I probably would have done either

If they're good, I don't want to see a real death in slow mo like something about like this horse that as it's falling to the ground Was alive like point one of a second ago is disturbing to me It's like you can probably like distinguish the frames in which it was still alive Yeah, yeah And you would have seen like the bullet probably come out. It was from being alive, being meat. And you can see the moment where it changes. Usually when in a movie, someone's blind.

It's like, blah, blah. It's just like the double-side for a second. That horse is like life ended. And it was like, the horse was shot. Then the horse was going to get shot regardless. So why not make the death worthwhile by contributing to this? Because I would have to look very closely at it and make sure it was exposed, right?

And focus and I have to watch it back. And I get a bit queasy. I was like, thank you. That's it. That's just boy. Yeah, I get that. Also, yeah, I'm not one for watching animals die. That's what's on a blimp on a waiting Kansas city.

If the guy crashing the blimp shot the horse. It could probably be a poison bird from, yeah, the blue,. Yeah, shot the horse. They killed the blue pie's in bird from. Yeah, the blue pie's in bird. Yeah, hang on. Yeah. Where's that goddamn horse? Yeah. Solid follow up.

Solid solidarity. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Solidarity. Okay, that makes sense. Let's not kill horses. So all this is to it when I'm not. Yeah, I mean they did. They did kill a horse.

Sure. Someone else. And they'd be like, uh, I'm not sure. They probably got someone else to film it. They didn't really like. Yeah, I was like two people on the two people in Britain on your camera right? Well that changed after we started doing it.

Because everyone was like, you can make money from this. Yeah, that's a good business. Everyone was like, how many guys are there? So when are we getting the 4k one? I think it comes out in the next few months. It's supposed to be, I thought it was supposed to be fall. Oh it was?

Yeah. They suck. No, don't make it happen. Bringing endorsement from Gavin. I was supposed to be I thought I was supposed to be fall. Oh it was yeah they suck Don't make it happen ringing endorsement from Gavin If you get if you get the new one can you film you smashing the old one in super slow motion? No, probably not just immediately now. Oh, the high-speed camera filming a high-speed camera never been done for actually Can you film you like trading the old one in what in slow mo like So I'm gonna have to start shooting my non-slow mo bits in something 4k as well We'd like use the red or something only we have a billion fucking camera I think it's about cameras like that. They look good and stuff, but they're damn lit of effort

Yeah, I like to just pull out cameras be like there you look at what we use We have a million or not a bill we have a couple of cameras like a shoot four or five K Yeah, look at what we fucking use for the stream It's like the cheapest shittiest little cameras in the world. There's you haven't seen the cameras that are filming us right now Good at best by the Pogs the tripod head is bigger than the camera. Yeah Also, I don't know we replaced were placed up for a while. The tripods were so fucked up that all the levers were missing.

We had pliers attached to all of us to be on the good. If you want to see the camera reason, go to best buy, find the one that's fallen off of the display and is hanging there by the cable. That's the one where you literally went to the best buy down here. And I I said what's the cheapest camera you have? Yeah, what's the only politician's like clean HMI out right? Right, so it has to be a Sony Sony consistently has a clean HMI out So I was like give me the cheapest Sony candy cam you have

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I won. I don't know how we devolved to melding Jack and Heisenberg together. It's just that I guess this is the hat and the glasses. It looks like it. It looks like it. It's Dilsenberg. He's got the red beard Hey, let me move my phone Fucking groom I'm the one who knocks

That's good, right? It's like I took you back Gavin Gavin in the next scene come at me with a knife Yeah, yeah, and we'll just fucking we're rest of oh Immediately You come my hand You forgot that we have plenty of knives around yeah We all know I'll cut you knives of a gin is all you all day around. Yeah. Well, let's certainly one so let's be Let's be clear. There's one vagina. There's a bunch of knives one dick one vagina. Oh, I feel like I'm just in my red book. It's like smurfette Yeah, okay though, right?

That's making mouse that's very I'm never gonna voice this So someone tweeted no way those are the cameras you used to film the podcast. Yes, yes, they do all Tentomas. Yes way, but yeah, that is exactly we are filming that camera with one of those cameras. That was absolutely the camera There are more of them. Yeah, you know, it's out of focus Yeah, so in candy cam DSC 210 or whatever the fucking yeah, you got to catch on the bed. It's a fucking bachelor party or whatever the fuck you get. Yeah, you gotta catch up on the bat. It's a fucking bachelor party.

Do you have four? I'm at a... Can you count? Let's count. One, two, three, four. Yeah, I'm... Have you ever shot Gun to Beer? I can't do it.

You can't? Yeah, I can't do the thing where you open your gull at home and just like, so I'm... I normally can't either, but you can still, like, just attach it and just try to drink it as fast as you can. I'm never gonna... Yeah, I never... Yeah.

I'll honestly approach this and I'll do it. I'll do it. We could try it. I'll do it to be like, yeah, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

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podcast before but like I floated the river with Kara and she met people on the river who she was like they were doing shotguns with beers and shit and she was biting the fucking beer can. My wife showed me a bottle open over the weekend for you know it's the kind you mount on the wall and you like pop the top off like the one we have in the studio except it looks like a pair of human teeth or a set of human teeth. She said you should print out Kara's face and put it over that and like round it to the wall. That was like she opens all the beers.

I'm fucking creepy. That's a thing. It sounds really funny man. Let me look through it. Let me know. I want to see it. Would you like a face on your wall the whole time? No, she meant for here.

I'm fucking seeing you. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that at home. I just be like, who is that? Like, oh, that's K. You open your pears. Do you like the dinner tables? It's like you're having dinner with like Esther and Carol. Except it would be a lot quieter than actually the real thing. Wow. That is truth. Yeah. So Gus, you made a change recently in the podcast in the pre-podcast.

Ritual? Yeah, Ritual yeah, ritual which is Fucking dominoes is out home slices in I'm glad you brought this up. Yeah question for you. Yeah I bought a pizza bag like the heat bag. Oh, I bought a pizza bag. Yeah, tell me about it, bro Just like yours. Yeah How do you like it compared to normal? I think it's pretty good I find it traps the steam and it makes the crust a little sogier. Oh shit. Don't keven from the office.

I know what you do. He really did. I feel like when all the pizzas in there, like the steam can escape and the crust is a little sogier than normal. Like, homestice doesn't have quite the same crispness to it as opposed to like just having it out in the open. What's the bag that you use? I bought one for three pieces, three pieces. How many pieces do you usually get?

Three. I'm about to start getting four I think. They recommend, like they started recognizing me now because I go every Monday now and get no slice. So now they're like, oh, you're the guy, they asked me, would you want to buy me a piece that I'm not for podcast? They know me as the podcast pizza guy now. Nice.

So awful. Yeah, definitely your only responsible it doesn't help that I show up with a fucking bag now Gosh you can leave it in the car man you know the walk into the place Getting the pizza into there cuz I get three of like I need your help It's just fucking straight from the oven to the bag they started recommending the bag and they put them in for yeah Yeah, like I open it up But they recommended I try the Sicilian next week Yeah, like I open it up It's not like the cracker crust like normal. Fah, square. Describe it slowly.

But the problem is the Sicilian, I don't think is the right dimension to fit in the bag. Because the bag I got is 20 by 20. Don't make it work. Because they're 18 inch pizzas. And I feel like the Sicilians a little longer than that. You're the podcast guy. Let me get work.

Podcast. I'm the podcast pizza man. No, I just turned my beard over. Like, like, what happened? The fucking popsicle sticks. I don't worry about it. It's only yours. Yeah, I know. Look at this. I don't know. I haven't. I haven't experienced. I have not experienced. I said that was your doughs were testing one. Oh, great. This got extra anchors. You got the dummy. I haven't experienced the dipping in crust, like crunchiness, but I got the, I think I got the, I don't know what the fuck is going on over there. I think I got the bag that holds four pizzas

and I usually only get one or two, so maybe like the extra room. D-fogs though, it's interesting. It gives it some space. I'm not sure. I could see that. Cause I went big. I was just like, who knows? like the extra room, give it some space. I'm not sure. I could see that. Because I went big.

I was just like, who knows? Yeah, right. I could have four pizzas one day. You know, maybe one day I'll get some friends. Would you go on some to eat your meat or fire for your pizza bag? Right. So bags of crap that you get with shoes and stuff.

Silica, Tyler, yeah, get them in there. I don't think that's the same thing. Why? It might work if you get nothing. They absorb moisture. But it's like red's the same thing. Why? It might work. If you get enough of it, they absorb moisture. Red pepper, parmesan cheese, silica gel. Yeah. What could possibly go around, eat everything in this box, guys? Yeah. And that one package, keep it poor, all the little balls in the same little

plastic containers they put it in. Yeah. That's parmesan. That's red pepper. That's poison. That's death. I mean, that end crap for a reason, right? Because it was. Yeah. Then night in food though. Why? Because they're not in the talk. They literally say, do not eat. They put it in the bag. Still, I don't want to put rat poison next to my food. It's okay that it's like, it's not in your food, you know? Wow. Fucking pro drinker, M-Antani 619. You can shot gun a glass bottle with a straw. You put a straw in to let the air get through. Oh, there you go. Do it. and the the the

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the the the the the the the a lot of work. Well, we're at time. All right, it's time to wrap this up. It's always time, Gus. I think we had generally a good podcast. It was fun. I had a lot of fun. We met clown. We met a guy. That guy was awesome. I think we were the last time. Stretch it. I hugged out with a clown. Stretch it. It was stretch it. He's only in the room still.

Kevin. I doubt he's in the room. He's we had a forever. Oh, he is. We do have to the hour, but has it been an hour since he left? Why would they keep him not working? To be fair Yeah, it's just like like did he go to leave and Brandon was like whoa Buddy we got you for 48 more minutes, okay sit your ass back down entertain us All right, well, thank everyone. Thanks guys for joining us. Thank you. Thanks everyone for watching Jack

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