Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #246

Episode Date: November 26, 2013

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Hey, everyone. We'll give you the podcast. That's promo code rooster Hey The podcast hi, yeah, Gavin's just showing me something interesting. Yeah, yeah, just morning junk No morning junk going on right now good morning. If you're listening to this in the morning, is it the morning anywhere? I'm sure it's the morning Brandon help him out What a fucking skateboard just fell on you didn't see it. There's a giant microphone in my face Is it in front of your mouth or your eyes because normally these things work better when you're in your fucking mouth I cannot so apparently you lied to us and you know absolutely nothing about doctor who I learned after our spoiler

Cat, yeah, but internet is at you I was trying to be a bit boisterous. So I get to being a dick. That was a mistake They said you were feeding wrong information. I did not see a lot of things that were specifically wrong I saw some things that were like Galafrey is a race time Lord is a class which I don't think makes sense I'm a content pen and paper RPG. Yeah, it's not like people's like you're not a human He's like no I'm a time Lord. That's like saying no I'm a general. That't think make sense. i'm not a fucking pen and paper rpg. yeah it's not like people's like you're

not a human he's like no i'm a time lord that's like saying no i'm a general that doesn't make sense. yeah that's like being born a plumber. yeah so i i pretty sure his race is time. but everybody was very i upset a lot of

people and i feel really bad about that. do you really? i honestly do. i don't i thought being like a bit i don't remember a critical or i make it entertaining but everybody just got really mad Because I was being really mean and I felt bad You're not let me let you in on a little secret as someone who makes people angry You can never feel bad about it and you can never apologize about it because then you're just a pussy

Yeah, you got your in-in you're in the shit Just fucking keep digging down and putting that shit all over you Can you cool David tenon a prick or something? We'll just say about it. The reasoning is like Everybody loves tenets so much and every time I'm like I like Matt Smith They're like no, no, you're wrong tenet this tenet that but I said fuck him. Tenon is the ball. He's very good at what he does. That's not what you said in the spoiler cast.

You can't prove it. Cop out. We had to do a thing for the recap. I want to point something out though. I want to point out the fact that Brandon fought like hell to have the doctor. Oh no. Because I was saying we shouldn't have spoiler cast anymore because my argument against spoiler cast is that a it is a limited audience because it's people who like us and listen to our podcast and be have

watched that thing, whatever it is to the point where they've seen it all nothing can be ruined for them. So it's a smaller segment of the audience, but then it's also it's like a distilled part of the audience to where it's just a bunch of people who really care about that thing and anything we say they're gonna be like you guys would dick this is awesome. It's a trouble pretty much. Yeah, it was, it did not go well. And then I was told a lot that I wasn't a fan because I haven't seen all of the new

series and then other people were saying that those people weren't fans because they haven't seen the old series. It didn't, it's just, it wasn't, I was really sad about it. It's funny. But then on the recap, on the recap, I was really sad about it. It's funny. But then on the recap, on the recap, I told everybody about the podcast and a go or about the spoiler cast and going YouTube and talk shit about me. Nice. So I'm owning it.

I like the people who comment that I contributed nothing. That was absolutely worthless. I was like, mission accomplished. That's exactly what I was going to say. I thought the greenfin gag worked out really well. I think we were all like, please don't hope I hope she doesn't cut to the couch I hope she doesn't cut to the couch then we cut over and it was good Yeah, except that when I'm crawling back on the fucking floor trying to avoid the camera you cut to the wide and you're spanking me

No, no, no, I wasn't spanking you. I was penetrating you. Okay, same thing is it? Oh Damn who put these skateboards here? Yeah he's fine high quality rooster she's gonna keep on under skateboards available now at store.ruski.com what's your favorite one? I like the ruby one I think. Did he work on the new one too? I like this one. Did he work on the snow? Yeah sure dude take the trucks of a skateboard you got a snowboard. That's sweet it works just fine. We're about to hover it. In fact there's no straps. You can also you can also go surfing with it too it's the same principle you just get on top'll provide a hoverboard. Except the fact there's no straps. You could also go surfing with it too. It's the same principle.

You just get on top of a piece of wood. Yeah, that was surfing is. You can surf without a board. Yeah, absolutely. You can surf without a board. No, you know what I'm saying? No, no, no, no. When you're in the ocean and a wave's coming

over the back of your head and you do this, I mean, body surfing. Yeah, you ride the wave with your body. Nah. I mean, I get it, that's surfing. Like a minnow. I don't know what I'm playing a minute really Devon how come they don't have any competitions for body surfing. Why is that huh? You know, I never anybody to go. So I'm really into the body surfer body type Really hot. That's what I want to go for just a dude out there like going like

Dude who can't quite afford a surf board But still like getting in the water. Yeah, I would pay you a thousand dollars and I would pay for the trip If you need a fly to California go to the biggest surf beach there get out in the wave amongst all the servers It's surfers with no board and go this is my wave guys I got this wave back off Have you heard of what assholes Surfers are when they're out there and you're like they're trying to take waves and stuff? Oh, let's talk shit. I know I haven't heard this. Well, apparently it's like a real territorial thing that as surfing has become more popular over the years, you know, there's only so many beaches where you can go and catch

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And they have to return. And it's like, I think it's like a three day return to get to the first camp. They just have a zip line. These dudes have got, we're just gonna bring parachutes and they paraglided down from Mount Everest and they paraglydeed down from Everest and they made the trip back down,

all the way back down the mountain in like two hours. That's awesome. That's fucking amazing. That's so, so cool. Except the problem is, the thing is, if they had died, you'd be like, fucking idiots. You're like,

I'm just saying, I'm heard. So they just sat on the top and leap, like jump away from the top of the mountain. First of all, I imagine it's pretty fucking windy up there. But isn't it hard if the air pressure is like, it's an error, you're not gonna like float. It's like less air, isn't it? Yeah, but still people deploy, I guess, yeah, they're pretty high.

How high is Everest? Like 30,000? No. How high is Everest? I don't even know. Like, I want to say 35,000 feel like a plane would get it. Yeah. I want to say that. I have no clue. That sounds, that sounds right. Seems legit. We don't need a fact checker. I'm gonna see right now. So, talking about Everest made me think about 29,000 feet.

29,000, I said 30, wow, I'm pretty close. Can we have a month? This is not a spoiler cast. This makes me think of a conversation we were having right before we started the podcast. Brandon and Gavin were sitting here trying to figure out how far north the UK is in relation to the US. Okay, Gavin was saying how much colder it is. I was saying it's not in relation to the US. Okay. Gathered with saying how much colder it is.

It's not in line with the US. It's higher. It's not in line with the US. It's not in line with the US. Yeah. So it's higher. It's like, no, no, it's like Canadian fucking old. Austin was colder this weekend than it was in England.

See, England's higher than Austin though. So where do you think England is higher than Austin? Yes. Where do you think England or the UK is in relation to the US? It's Maine or something. No, I don't know. I think it's higher than Maine in some little Canada. New York is way lower than New York. New York's even with about Paris I think.

Oh, it is? Yeah, then's it. It's pretty no. The US, that part of the US, all the states are as small as you would expect from, you know, in Europe. There's an old saying what, that 100 years is a long time in the United States and 100 miles is a long distance in Europe. But the truth is the opposite is not true. So it's up there in the Northeast. You can actually drive through states

like four or five in a day very easily. New York City is on about a 40 degree latitude. London's on 51. So what's Paris? So it's about even with Paris, right? Let me look up Paris. Because I think we stopped Paris was like even with like Virginia or you know,

one of the like northern southern states. Paris is actually about 48 degrees. So it's higher than much, much more north. It's about on par with Vancouver, British Columbia actually. And a bunch of other cities. I never heard of it. It's above, like, you're both Greenland, Canada and all that up there. It's pretty far.

So who is right? I wasn't, was it. It was you Brandon. How does it feel? Thank God we're not having a doctor who just got you. You're actually, you're actually no luck this. So who was right? I wasn't, was it, was it? It was you Brandon, how does it feel? Thank God we're not having a doctor who discussing. You're actually, you're actually no luck this one.

That guy was an asshole talking about it. Yeah, you get it all asshole. It was so far north. But it was, it was just funny to me, listening to them talk before they came on, Gavin was convinced that it was absolutely on par with New York and no hire. I didn't realize that the UK was so far up there.

Yeah, that's why it's cold. It's yeah, it's cold-ish. It's different whether or not it's weird like the way that just like some basic things we take for granted with the way the world works like the fact that no hurricanes ever hit the European or the UK coast. Like they just don't do that. Like the Toss of the year. Also they go west.

Now see, so do in the Pacific we have there's typhoons. Those never hit the Western coast of America. Everything goes west. This is go east. Why does everything go west? Because in the earth is moving right? Ocean current. It's a really good question.

It's a really good question because the jet stream in the US, every all weather patterns in the US, go from west to east. I think down at the equator and more equatorial it's the other way. And so it like rotates back around that way is what it is. Yeah, he's been flying a plane. If you fly from New York to LA, it takes a lot longer than it takes a fly from LA in New York because you just catch the jet stream and follow that across.

Also, it's rotating in that direction. Also, the earth is rotating in that direction. That is true. Is it going to take the other direction? No hold on. Oh, my God. The other way. That's the other way. It doesn't always right that time. Look at you. Gavin.

Hey, you are Love David Tenant. I That's the most over that one. It is more like a late rub. You know, that was a, who's the current prick scientists that everybody loves so much? Like, you know, there's like a darling scientist called the bad dude.

Neil de Grace, Tyson or whatever, the guy who fucking hated gravity. He hated gravity. That's all I remember about that guy too. It's time for a new scientist. A new like, he's also the meme guy that while we're dealing with a badass here. Yeah, that's it.

The, I said it like that. Um, he got on the daily show and when he sat down, the first thing you told John Stewart is that the earth in their logo rotates the wrong direction and it embarrasses the shit out of John Stewart. Like immediately called him out. Like he was sitting there. I don't think you probably ever watched this show. He was just watching us. Your earth is rotating backwards and John Stewart was just mortified. Have they fixed that? I don't know. It's a question. I don't know. I think we should just do it like top to bottom. That's what I'm gonna start with.

That's what I'm gonna start with. Have an East Pole. Yeah, he called out a, he called out gravity as being inaccurate and shitty and everything else. Well, I think he said he'd like to the movie. He just had to point out all of the scientific inaccuracy. Oh, I just like to start off with the inaccuracy stuff then said, oh, but I liked the movie

after everybody was succinct. I thought you were talking about like gravity like the gravity around The world is like Yeah, I don't understand he's always puns in the earth Pulling me back it's like he's throwing something in the air It's always like trams like these are pogostics. He's always getting in the head with apples Like fucking gravity Have you guys seen a? Have you guys seen catching fire yet anybody? I was getting in the head with apples. He's like fucking gravity.

Have you guys seen, uh, have you guys seen catching fire yet? Anybody? No. No, we went and saw it opening weekend. No. All right. I went and saw it. All right. We're talking about it. Because we're talking about movies like you can. It was good. I shit for nothing but rave reviews about it.

You didn't like it. I have a problem. I have problem. I'll talk about it in generalities. I won't spoil anything for, uh, catching fire. Is David Tennant? I had David Tenn tenant was terrible in it He's on it. I have a problem in that I don't understand and I think I've talked about this before

I don't understand why we make Trilogy's for everything like why is trilogy temple the default money. Yeah, but why you go three times The why not two or four why is it four why when it's three become the default like stuff I carry Potter breaks that but it's always like if you have a successful Movie then it's successful because it was a good standalone story and they say okay That was really good now looks to make a trilogy now let's make another one now let's make a trilogy narrative Although you have three acts so and then would make a second movie like twice as long as the other two movies No, it's just the idea that I think three's like in people's minds it makes sense like there's something about a

Story told in three that makes sense to me. I think it's because trilogy is a really cool word and when you say oh that Yeah, Lord of the Rings trilogy. It sounds badass. Oh, that would make sense. There were three books that right But why the hobbit why was the hobbit not a the hobbit trilogy? Do you know what do you know what the word for two is? Billogy. It's a duology. Like, kill Bill was a duology and then you have a quadrilogy. A quad. Yeah. The alien box that taught you that, didn't it? That's the only reason I know that one. But the problem to me is what happens is that's fine. I don't have a problem with three movies. That's great

And like whether or not you're stretching a story is one thing But what always invariably ends up happening is they make the first movie not knowing if the audience is gonna like it It's gonna be successful like Ender's game. They could have said we're making Ender's game It's gonna be a trilogy. They could have done that But they don't know if Ender's game is gonna translate to the screen so they make the first one right and it's a complete story And then then they green light the other two if it's a successful movie, what invariably always happens. The matrix. Matrix is great example is that the second story always ends up being an incomplete story. It that movie by itself, you're like, well, then what happens? Because it's like, there's no complete story there.

It's a lot of payoff from the first movie and some set up for the third movie. But by itself, there's not a whole hell of a lot of stuff that's set up and paid off in that movie. Like there is another movie. But I think those types of twos are some of the most popular ones because they answer some of the stuff in the first one and they pose questions that they don't have to answer.

And people are excited about that. They're like, I can't wait for this to be addressed. I think if something is envisioned and planned as a trilogy from the beginning, it can work. Like the Lord of the Rings books work in this respect. You know that ultimately the goal is to get to Mordor. You're not gonna get through the first book,

you're not gonna get through the second book, but each story is contained. Like the first story is, you know, the start of the fellowship, the trouble to have. The second one is the battle Hel Helm's deep and the third one Moves on to like gone door and all of that stuff like each of it has each story has its own complete story It can tell it can stand on its own with this overarching story tying it all together. Yeah, you're talking about bad Scenarios like the fucking matrix. Make sure you're a great one

I mean it's a whole story of Neil and him accepting who he is in the first one It's by itself. It's considered one of the greatest one of my favorite movies of all time. Probably one of greatest movies ever made. Then you have the third one, which you know, it's whether or not you liked it or not, at least it's a conclusion and things happen. And the second one, you're watching the whole movie and then not to spoil the second major movie after 10 years, but it's like, here's the bad guy. See you next time. I mean, that's really what it is. It's like they end with like a shot of the bad guy and he kind of hurt somebody off screen and then that's it And it's over it's like what the whole movie is basically just one action sequence. There was a dance party

There was a lot of That freeway And the bully bro how long of a section of freeway did they have to build? They built like quarter of a mile. I thought it was longer than that. That was like a two mile section of freeway out of the desert. Was it a quarter mile? It was every mile. Yeah. I thought it was a couple of miles. They built all of that out in the desert just to drive cars. It's pretty nice. Flip them into the mud. Did they leave it? Or they trash it off with? They probably trashed it. I imagine. I know that they had a second lobby built for the first matrix whether neo and

Trinity are in the lobby and it's getting all shut up They got all that in the first takes or let it first set up I will never understand why they didn't just set off the second one as well just for additional coverage I don't know they didn't want they needed they didn't blow the second lobby Well, she broke her ankle in that scene When she does the wall flip and she runs and flips up the wall she busted her ankle I thought she broke her ankle in that scene. When she does the wall flip and she runs and flips up the wall, she busted her ankle on the shot. I thought she broke her ankle in training. Whatever, by me, maybe she re-aggravated or whatever. But I know on that flip that she does off the wall

in that scene, her ankle either re-broke or broke. Yeah. I love this second movie, it's great. And I thought one scene in the third movie was pretty good. I'm actually, I went back and watched them. I put a lot of stock into the second those those other two movies because I love the matrix so much. I probably had too high of expectations. I know with hunger games. I hunger games really doesn't mean anything to me. I thought it was a battle royale mock-off for a long time. But now it's like it's amazing you watch hunger games is like the new matrix because you're now seeing trailers before catching fire that look like you're about to watch

the Hunger Games, but it's some other movie that's just like just like it basically. It's something called Divergent. It's a novel series that they're turning into movies. It's probably a trilogy. It'll probably be a trilogy. So I looked it up. They built a mile and a half section of Freeway

and then used some pieces of Freeway in Oakland for filming as well. Do you think that Lucas actually wrote the first Star Wars as a part of the trilogy? Because it has a beginning, middle, and fairly conclusive end that seems to imply that they you know did away with the Empire and it never said part four when it came out. They retroactively added that. I guess the one thing that leaves it kind of open was Darth Vader doesn't die at the end of a new hope. His like spaceship kind of goes like spinning out into space.

Yeah, it's a good point, which makes you think that's what they did with that. I mean, that was the goal was to do by machine for spoilers for Star Wars. I don't know why the goal was to defeat the death star. That was the whole purpose. Right, but the big villain was still Darth Vader. You know, he still could rebuild. The Emperor was not introduced in and you hope I don't believe. No, so as far as you

knew, Darth Vader was it. So he was still like the villain who was often could cause more trouble. I don't even think he was a hologram in the first movie, right? He only came in the second. No, the second movie is a hologram. it looked really different I know I think he was a woman you think he was a woman yeah the actor was actually an actress and then in the new movies they replaced him with what is the name Ian Mc that's not right in McEllen no McDowell does that that's not yeah who plays Palpatine the Emperor I think it was originally a woman god they're reminded to it's like it's like some of these actors and actresses you really

like in movies like whatever happened to Carrie and Moss who played Trinity you know she actually has a lot of top 250 movies on IMDB. Really? Like Memento? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's like a girl and Memento is crazy. It's interesting to see Kate from Lost is gonna be in Hobbit. Yeah. You're like you wonder when they cast that I hated Kate episodes Yeah, you were not a big Kate fan were you I was in the beginning and then by about seasons four or five I thought she got just kind of whiny and one dimensional. It's not her fault I guess it's just bad writing, but I thought she was just

Lane but she always had the lamest back story this is given me flashbacks to some of our early podcasts that were just basically like lost fan cast Lost for that was the most irritating thing as a fan by the way because it came out like a week later in the UK for me So I don't know America I do relations you made it and now lost is there our plan work. That was our grand plan What was your favorite trilogy gama Austin powers? No What was your favorite trilogy, Gabbo? Austin Powers. No. No. You better be fucking kidding. Are you going back to the UK? We're not fucking keeping you around here anymore.

The funny movies. Montsies call me. I'm Montsies asking me. So what about shows that go on for 10 years? TV shows are different. They're surreal. I mean, that's like, that's entirely different. I'm moving you.

Sit down expecting to see when it capsulated. You would never get a tip. Like, can you imagine, after the third season of friends, they're like, Oh, and the friends trilogy. Now, we'll never happen. Well, it's a big thing to go back to loss. We're not trying to directly go back to it, but they thought it was only going to be one season. And then they continue. They're like, Oh, fuck, how do we make this story go on?

Yeah. In fact, if every episode of a TV show ended the way that the second movie ended like if the the first episode of a season Was a complete story and they had 20 episodes in the middle of the season that were just like every week was like Oh, what are we gonna do next time and then you had to find out the next time? That's that would be like a soap opera Right. Yeah, it's bad in movies the second the second film in a trilogy is very unsatisfying, even worse than video games. Yeah, you know, we were talking about, because you're physically doing it.

And then it's like, Halo 2 was, Halo 2 was a good example. Halo, Halo 2, a great, a standalone epic game. They said, okay, now we're gonna make three. And then they made Halo 2 and Halo 3. And Halo 2 everyone was like, what? Halo 2 was also destroyed for me because the end went wrong for me. I told you what happened, right?

Oh, what happened? So the final boss battle of Halo 2 is Tataris, the brute-chef-din, and you have this big epic fight with them in the end. He fell off. Like after the cutscene, he jumped to me, fell off the mat and the game ended. I was like, that was the worst. And I didn't realize it to like a week later that wasn't the way the game was supposed to end. I went and did it again. Did you think it was a cutscene? Like it was. Yeah, I thought like you, yeah. And it's like the lame is to wait for an enemy that dies. How do you how'd you kill him? I'll keep you still. I made that the get we get to a big boss and they basically just like get stuck on a wall or something. It's like, okay.

Imagine that happening in a movie. Someone's going to arm through the wool. I'm like a die hard, Hans Gruber. Just like running into the wall. He doesn't see Bruce Willis. I saw a really funny meme online the other day, which was about the first character you encountered Skyrim. And it's like the guys like this. And it said, I asked her to venture what his name was.

Then he sat there still dead still for 10 minutes, morphing through every sex and race. Before finally telling me his name, it's just like, it's because I've seen some shit, man. I can imagine that perspective of just like watching you like shape But yeah, it's like so we've been playing a lot of with the Xbox one launch Gavin and I I didn't know you were a Dead Rising fan. I know Michael was a fan play the first one. I didn't play the second one. The second one didn't look good to me. I watched other people play and it just looks a bit pants. I, you know, I someone who's played both. I loved the original Dead Rising on the Xbox 360. It's probably the thing that got me hooked on achievements because I've been dead.

The seven days survivor achievement. And, uh, yeah, so I played, I waited like what, seven years to play Dead Rising 2. And they kind of like they kind of messed up I thought in that after that seven-year-long wait they put out that little mini game right before it Where it was an arcade game where you could level up your character before you bought the retail game But that kind of gave me my dead rising fix after seven years and then when Dead Rising 2 came out I just was kind of yeah, you don't want to make your full retail game seem like a DLC. Yeah, it was a weird I mean, I appreciate people who try new things, but that kind of like nerfed all my excitement for it This I've got to say about the Xbox one. I've got a ps4 at the office and Xbox one at home

I'm really really impressed with the Xbox one like there was some features on it that I wasn't excited about the ones Everyone was talking about. It's just like yeah, okay. I guess that'll be. It's awesome. It's really cool. Yeah. I mean, even the stuff I thought was going to be stupid and I was going to hate. I'm like, okay, I get it. Yeah. I can, I have, I don't have cable. So I just plug my Apple TV into my Xbox. But the fact that I can say Xbox on, it turns on my sound system and my TV. And I can say watch TV and it turns on my Apple TV It like feeds my Apple TV into it turns on your sound system and TV to Fred

What do you program your TV into your Xbox one and I can say volume up and volume down? What really yeah, I didn't know this you just set it up You put entering the model of your TV and then it will send some test signals It will send mute to your TV. As soon as you see the TV mute you say got it. I have to go right now I'm going to go try this. Yeah, so basically without touching anything I can watch my Apple TV just from telling my Xbox to turn my TV on and switch the input to my Apple TV I do have cable hooked up to it and I wish that the interface for that was a little faster. The one guide. Yeah. Yeah. See, I don't use that because I have a...

Also, like, I have a logistic harmony and the harmony doesn't quite have the controls correctly. Because I don't want to sit there and go, page down, page down, page down. Yeah. Some stuff is just not efficient by voice. Can't you use this? Like with jenders? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, you can use that. But then you can't see him. Like, you can page down quickly with a button be like read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read read when it pops up. Have you seen this? Yeah, you have a fan. You do? And you're like this. You're like this.

I just hold a duel. Yeah, I did that too. But the amount of time, if someone is living near me, all they've heard this week is, stop listening. Stop listening. Stop. That's what I should have told me when you think about,

like I said a tweet about it. You're crazy. You're crazy. Calm down. There's a thing that drive you in yellow to bosses It made me think of like like treating it like a pet or it's like you're like stop stop listening So it's like you're scolding. Yeah the machine. Oh, you'll be on the phone with someone and they say Xbox. It's like Stop listening. So this is my phone call stop. It's me private. You're crazy. Also connect very good for a lot of things

Not good for me in terms of my funny British accent. Yeah, I say Xbox Xbox Xbox Every time dialect for the English language you can say it to English, but it gives me the English marketplace That's the problem is if you set yours to English. Yeah, it does the whole thing to English If there's a way just to set an accent on the connect only I'm always please let me know if you can do that because I don't like talking like an American when I'm like come on tell give us a little taste of your American accent. I just did I Hey Pretty good right no come on. Yeah, it was fantastic. I'm not do I'm saving it. Yeah, it's a good call. He's saving it the

Come on. Yeah, that was fantastic. I'm not doing it. I'm saving it. That's a good call. He's saving it the The thing I we're at a point in history now to where voice commands are just finally starting to get the point where they're usable Like down the iPhone and I've listened I got to go back on something I've said my change my tune to I thought the connect was always the biggest piece of junk I didn't want it I like it and then I set that thing up and I went in two days I went from going I don't care about this thing I hate this thing to like it. And then I set that thing up and I went in two days, I went from going, I don't care about this thing, I hate this thing to like, it's now like my favorite thing ever. It really is.

Like I get mad at my TV because my TV doesn't turn off when I tell it to. But now I know that it will. Because I gotta go home and set it up. It's Xbox off. And that was the thing. You think there's people listening to us on an Xbox right now?

We're fucking with shit. And then we're off. I'm sorry. Yeah, we probably are. Xbox turn off. Yes. Good luck with that one. I'm controlling it.

But the thing that's going on right now is like it was Siri and with the Xbox, is people haven't caught on yet to the voice command etiquette. Like when you're in like a car with somebody or you're in the room with the Xbox, and you to talk to the machine and the person just will start talking to you, the other person, like you like with me, it's serious like did ink and it goes make that didn't noise and I say, you know, extend a message to Gus, Sarola and I go and I'm about to say it and the person goes, what are you going to tell him?

I'm like, the message comes up, but it's like, here's your message to Gus, Sarola, what are you gonna tell him? I'm like, fuck it. And then it's like, okay, the message comes up, but it's like, here's your message to Gus Serella. What are you gonna tell him? I'm talking to the machine, hold on a second. What are you gonna say? Just be quiet in a second. I always wanna send those messages to you guys. They're the fucking funny. Cause it's like this conversation that gets transcribed.

Your Siri messages are the best. And I've seen you send him. He will recite something that's totally wrong, and he'll be like, send. They'll figure it out. And I've seen you send him he will recite something that's totally wrong to be like send They'll figure it out. I Do a lot of I use Siri the most when I'm driving in the car because I can just have a button that I can hit and it comes on And so I just send text messages that way and then she comes back with just the most phonetically translated garbage and I'm like yeah close enough

That's only fine. I guess if you select it and get your phone to speak it, it would sound perfect. That's what having to do with Megan, because I said, she was picking up a prop for that vine we did for Barb's birthday. Yeah. And I said, can you, if you go out at lunch, can you pick up a birthday cake for a vine sketch?

And it translated, series translated to, if you go out at lunch, can you pick up a birthday cake for a fine bitch? Is it mine? I was like, that's fine. That's not good enough. You got to get a cake for fine bitches. What works works.

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what's a cockroal? it's a rooster I thought it was like a dog a cockroal spaniel was it burrs on its feet? I don't know what the fuck are you talking about? you never had a cockroal

no what's a cock bite? I mean like what's the what's the talking about? You never had a cockro. No. What's a cock bite? I mean, like, what's the, what's the cock part? A cock is a rooster. A cockro. What the fuck is that? What's the full name for a cock? A cock. A rooster.

Cock is an abbreviated name for cockro. Maybe in your country, not ours. Seriously? I just looked up on Google, what is a cock? I wish I hadn't done that. Let's get that on the the Apple speaking of stuff. We don't have 250,000 products But we do have this sweetening shirt in our store motor car. He's a little test branding What's the shirt for? Yeah, it's really good. Yeah, it's good stuff. Yeah, and a guess what you say this is

Some of the video we did We are yeah, I can't buy a cockrole on Let me make it for those who haven't seen this this is for a M GTA less play where Ray Decided to be a man called motor cop save the day. I was gonna say that. Yeah, I can do it It was rather typical time. Yeah,ateur male chickens less than one year old or called cockerels. Amateur male chickens. So they're the hot, immature cockrels.

The hot, immature cocks. Because everything else was taken. Really, like literally that it was the last possible mascot on the list. There's a documentary about that. Even Rice got the owls. Have you seen the documentary about what the mascot wearing people's clothes? No, I have not seen that before. I haven't seen you in a while. Even Rice got the owls. Have you seen the documentary about all the mascot wearing people?

No, I have not seen that before. I haven't seen it before. It looks really interesting. It's written and recommended it. It's fantastic. What's the code under the mask? It's either behind the mask or behind the mascot. It's behind the mascot.

Oh yeah, no, it's fantastic. There's like five mascots. One's in the pros, one's in college, one's in the minors, and one's in high school, and the high school kid is so unbelievably awkward. But when he gets in the suit, all of a sudden his awkwardness like it just sells. And there's like people talking to him, it's like, you know, if for five minutes, I'm the most famous person in the room, everyone's looking at me. And then I'm just a normal dude again. And he goes to ask this like really, you know, this cute cheerleader to prom. And

you're like, this isn't going to go well. It makes me think, oh, when we hired those dudes to come out and costumes to our party one year, and like all the girls are hanging on them and they can't wait to get out of the costumes. They go, they take the costumes off, they come back into the bar, they're like, hey, I'm that guy you were talking to, and the girls don't even give them the time of day. It's very true. We did a party for South by Southwest. We guys, and when you put on those halo Spartan costumes, it adds like a foot to your height. I don't know what it is. It's a combination of combat boots and the big arm

and the helmet. You end up being like six and a half, seven feet tall in that thing. And like all the girls are just hanging all over them, taking photos and all that stuff. The guy was like, hey, I know we're supposed to work for another hour. Can I get out of here?

Because I went out like, I was like, yeah, yeah, we're good. And he came back and knew he gave you shit. He totally cared all. Yeah, once you take the costume yeah, we're good and he came back and he gave shit Yeah, once you take the costume off you're just like every other dude in the room and you're sweaty You smell like a costume a bunch of other people are wonderful. Yeah, you smell you just get out of a wet suit speaking So I was gonna go back to something that I think we skipped over so you talked about dead rising dead rising to we never actually talked about Dead Rising 3 Dead Rising 2. We never actually talked about Dead Rising 3. Yeah, so It's a franchise that I've always loved and Dead Rising 3 is the literally I think the only game I've played on Xbox one

Because I mean, I'm like having to like reevaluate myself as a gamer because another problem having is that I can no longer buy things on Marketplace. I have that account problem. Well, I'm in the club, buddy. Yeah, we just you can't buy I can't buy anything I called support and they were just like I can't solve this problem You just go to support that Xbox calm today that hang up and I'll help you and I'm like they'll help me do what they're like Yeah, just go to support that Xbox calm. I'm like okay, I'll be sure to do that and so it's like yeah So there's nothing I do I think I find a worker on though. I just buy points on Amazon. Yeah, and that's how I do it. That's the last day of my life. That's how I do it.

Is he doing buy everything on Amazon, huh? I just redeemed the code. Mm-hmm. So I'll get into it a little bit, but I've had a technical nightmare of a weekend work. Everything in my life that runs on electricity or technology failed this weekend. Every single thing in my life.

The point where I was like, I'm not gonna touch anything else for the rest of the week because I'm worried it's gonna break. And the first thing was when I got the Xbox One home, I didn't buy any discs, I bought nothing. I just thought, I'm gonna do all digital. This is the, I've been looking forward to this for a minute. This is the future. The future's the right.

I'm so happy. And so I did that and I couldn't buy anything like for the first day and I finally got points off Amazon and then bought Dead Rising. And I was really, I just, I download, download I could not be happier so with that game when you get the the disc is a blu-ray so it's probably like 25 to 50 gigs of data on a date right when you install it it doesn't install the whole it's installs like a gig or two but when you download the game how big is that down it was a 19 gig download and it let me play it at about 40% in.

That's quite a bit of data. So you're looking at eight to nine gigs. But my experience with both the PlayStation 4 and the Xbox One is that I was able to download all the updates instantaneously. I had no issues with either one. Like the day one update, which I think was 500 makes for ps4 And I think a similar size for Xbox one the day one update. Yeah, I Was able to download both no problem and then when I 19 gigs I probably got to 40% like 30 or 40 minutes It was good. It was totally fine. Hey a little bit longer. I was doing other stuff while it was downloading my updates failed on both The first time and then I got them the second time I did lag a little bit because I was sorry about

the launch events from both of them so I wasn't like hour one I was like I literally was day one I had a coin so do you get the feeling that the Xbox is just better than the ps4 at this stage no not at all like what can the ps4 do that's similar to all these awesome voice commands and switching your crap on do they need to I feel like they have two very different strategies when it comes to this. Like PS4 is mainly just game gaming. Yeah. I really like the PS4 controller and I never thought I would say that because I hated the DualShock.

In like the DualShock, what is it? Two, and three. Yeah. Was there a DualShock 3 really? Yeah, the PS3. Yeah, it was pretty similar. This is the first PlayStation controller I've liked. It is, I didn't get a PlayStation 1 because I didn't like the controller.

Yeah. Really? Yeah. Well, the case that DualShock was not the original PlayStation controller I've liked it is I didn't get a PlayStation one because it didn't like the controller really yeah well they dole shark was not the original PlayStation one controller. Well, it didn't have the it didn't have the yeah the analog sticks just the D. P.A. Oh yeah, and then they released Dual Shock I think a year into PS1 life Remember the PS3 came out they they didn't have the patent or whatever they had to vibrate so they kept trying to say vibration and controllers that's past a yeah, So they kept trying to say vibration and controllers. That's pass A. Yeah, there's no reason to have that. And then eventually they reached a deal.

They're like, here you go. They were involved in a lawsuit. I want to say the company was in motion over a feedback. Yeah, that sounds right. Microsoft had licensed the haptic feedback technology from them and Sony refused to. Which is why they had the six axis controller, which you could move the controller. Yeah, I know it would affect the game, but there was no vibration. I think like you can move the controller dead rising, but I think it's basically connect you know So it's based on the iron. I know because one time my dog was in the fucking way, and I was shaking it like crazy

And it wasn't responded like what the fuck is going on? I think like smack my dog out of the way I was getting eaten by a zombie But I'd say that like, you know, it's it, it's always seems really important at launch, like which system is better, but then over time, they just kind of like blend together. Yeah. They'll be different consoles. Five years from now, they'll both be totally different consoles. And I really can't tell the difference between the PS3 and the Xbox 360 at this point. It just may be a couple of exclusives here there.

But there's really no like standout major difference between them. As the generations went on, there's just less and less exclusives. I mean, that used to be like one of the big ways you define consoles is there just a lot of games you can only get on one, but now it's just like everybody is just releasing on everything with the exception of like what, 20 big games.

But even platform stuff. Yeah, there was Xbox live now PlayStation as PlayStation plus there was, which is not the same thing, but it's a good, you know, substitute for it. There was, which is not the same thing, but it's a good substitute for it. There was the achievements on 360, which I liked, and they introduced an achievement system on the PlayStation. Now, I think the thing though,

that I'm looking at that, I don't know where either one can catch up on the other. I don't know that PlayStation could catch up on Connect, but two days ago, I wouldn't have thought that was even important to do that. I thought they were kind of forcing Connect on us, but it really is, it really sets the console apart. There's a great feature on the PlayStation that we talked about on the patch, which I wish

I had had playing the Xbox One this weekend where you can plug headphones into the controller and then you have headphones. Oh, that's awesome. For the game. And that's just in your control. It's like wireless. So you have game audio from the controller. Yeah. That's about us

Yeah, and so you don't need like a turtle beach headset or anything like that And it's like I was kind of looking at my ex-fucked on yeah, that that port doesn't exist on this controller Yeah, the the headset on that on the Keep calling 360 on the Xbox one is cool Everything sounds really good through I just got used it like we use it for I love the skydron Yeah, the connection also the mute button lights up and you can tell when you've hit max volume now You're not just like pressing it like an idiot pressing it. What was dial before? What was it on the original? I suppose it's a dot okay, right? Yeah, it was dial in the back of the puck

It was a dial and there was a switch for mute I don't know what I'm thinking about and then later on it was on the court Yeah, that's on the thing like here you mute it. Yeah Was in the original Xbox head said was one the rep from the was on the court. Yeah, and that's on the thing here. You mute it. Yeah. Was in the original Xbox head set was when the wrapped on the back of your head. Yeah, I didn't like that. Was it original Xbox? Yeah, God, yeah, it got really uncomfortable.

And they also had the Halo 2 one. The one that was in here. The green one that went like. Yeah, I like she liked that one. I couldn't, I wouldn't think of that actually. I could have come to bowl after a while. I got like bedding your ears.

Man. I've shown you what they pulled out of my ear. Yeah're a real ears man. I've been playing Ted Rising 3. It's really a game. I really like the combination of weapons. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm I've been playing Dead Rising 3. It's really a game. I really like the combination of weapons and how you don't have to go to a bench or anything like I think you did that in Dead Rising 2. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, to do in front of it. You just find blue prints and usually the two things you need there anyway. All the collectibles are on the map. Yeah, that's great. The best thing to me is when you

want a weapon you just have to go to safehouse, you go to a locker. Yeah, that's great. The best thing to me is when you want a weapon, you just have to go to a safe house, you go to a locker, every weapon you've had is there. It's like, okay, I'm going to get this, this, this, this. And it basically just takes a chunk of that bar that refills at a time, so you can... Yeah, it's like, okay, I'm going to come in and carry three survivors with me here. Have fucking assault rifles. Let's go do this. So, I think my favorite weapon so far is called the Elemental Staff, which is when you've

found a traffic light and a battery and that creates... You can electrocute people from it. Then you combine that with a propane tank and you can switch it so it shoots fire. And then you combine it with a liquid nitrogen tank and that makes the elemental stuff. It's like so many different levels of stuff. And every time you press Y, it switches what the thing does based on the traffic lights. They like it. So like you'll be electrocute with someone and then you then you slam on the ground. It does like a radius damage attack

And it's all just some fire and then you shoot fire Yeah, yeah, and then you slam it again and it freezes on be solid is like I got traffic light on a pole And this is awesome, and I'm just slaying people. It's really cool I just don't sort of driving around in that fucking cut that first combo vehicle you make just like shooting everybody Yeah, the turret one. Yeah, the turret rig Yeah, the rollerhogs break that's the one that was I just wrecked shop and that thing. What's your favorite weapon in the game? I've been trying to just do melee so I've been using the iron edge. It's like a machete and a Yeah, the blade with the little blade like this. Yeah, it's just like you just cut every zombie in half. Really good

A great one for that is there's the Reaper Blade it's the Reaper blade. It's the Scythe and the Machete, I think. I haven't made that one. Then you make a version up from that, which is that with fire, holy cow. You can just walk through crowds with that thing. It's amazing. It's great.

My favorite weapon by far is the Freedom Bear. I love the Freedom Bear. It's a big stuffed bear and you give it to big M60 machine guns. And then he gets a bandana on me. Do it. And you just set them down and he just mows down everything. You'll sometimes forget you place one and you'll be just driving back through a piece of town that you've been in.

And all of a sudden you get points and kills. It's like, what the, oh, the bear is over. Just like shell in the crowd. And you can put a stereo on his head as well. And then it tracks all of his in. And also a grenade launcher that becomes a boom bear. Yeah, and then there's a Volatile bear and then there's a aggravated bear. I guess I guess I'm like you put him on wheelchairs too like no wheeled run through a crowd with them on it It's also like the bear like how do you buddy?

There's also like the bear in the box the jack in the box Well, okay, here's the the problem I have with dead rising. This is the one complaining about it. A lot of times I'll get a weapon, and then I don't know how to use it. Yeah, with that one you have to hold down Y, and you place it on the ground. Oh, yeah.

I've just been throwing it up, you know. No, then you place it on the ground. You're doing it too, I mean, shut up. And it's like a jack in the box. It starts making noise, and all the zombies ignore you and they turn and go to it. Oh, this is pretty cool.

Yeah. I'm gonna make a video called Gavin free presses the wrong button and I've been saving clips you can find them on my on my Upload the game DVR. We should talk about that is right amazing, but basically There's been two occurrences that are pretty pretty funny. I built an RC car with a bomb on it So it's like oh sweet. So I went and I found a pack of zombies placed the car down Yeah, and then got to a safety I sit sit up on a car, and I've got the remote, threw it. I threw it into the zombies, it's like,

every time I get in the helicopter out, I chuck my remote. Then I'm in a safe house, and I found a little mallet that I'd never seen before, and I was like, what is this, and I press the wrong button again, threw it towards the camera, and I was like, where did that go? Spun the camera around, and saw a window,

just going like, shhh, it went straight through the smallest window in the room, I was like, where did that go? Spun the camera around and saw a window just going like, shhh. It went straight through the smallest window in the room. I was like, where the hell is that going? It's such a fun game. I did the same thing. I was trying to build a bigger bomb. There's a thing called the big bomb. And it looks like a massive bomb.

Maybe like at the bottom of a, like a B17 bomber. I built that and then I found plans to find the bigger bomb and all the stuff was all around it. The problem is all the stuff that was around the plans the blueprints was explosive So as soon as I found the blueprints I was like I get all excited and blew everything up Accident so I thought I'm real careful about like what I do and what I don't do because they want to I don't want to leave Anything behind I have to remember what I missed as the worst part about collectibles. So I'm really went to a locker Got the big bomb out

Got a propane tank and then got the big bomb out to make the bigger bomb. It was like, okay, I got this. Then instead of hitting right bumper, I just chucked a big bomb and it blew up at the same time. And then I was like, damn it. And then I had to wait for the bar to take that up because it was fully half the bar to get a big bomb out. So I had to wait for it to take back up, did it. As I thank God, picked it up, chucked it up. It was so man-minded. It should start recording those clips.

Well, compiling, it'll be a funny video. That's a really handy feature that game-deafer- You can just say. We're just like Xbox record that. Yeah, and it just backs up the last 30 seconds. And you can even, if you mentally open the thing, you can actually go back up to five minutes. Yeah, and the best thing about that, to me,

the craziest thing to me is you can go into that, you go into upload studio, you start editing all that, then when you're done, you're back in Dead Rising in Stifle, like at the exact moment. There's even a button from the clip that just says play, you can play the game from the clip as well. It's like usually applying the game, you just watch, but it's like as opposed to before, it's like you did, you open an application, you did something, and that's the only thing you were doing. Yeah. Now it's like you're just switching really quickly. And, uh, and uh, That's the only thing you were doing. Now it's like you're just switching really quickly. And for those of you just joining us, we're talking about Dead Rising 3.

Some people are asking us, I'm talking about Dead Rising 3. I'm also talking about upload is the service that saves your stuff. And then there's upload studio, which is let's see, edit it. And I've got to say that is pretty for a first version, pretty advanced.

You can trim, you can, hit those effects, you can put in there. The effects, the effects of God. You can do voiceover and, I hate those effects, you can put in there. The effects, the effects. You can do voiceover and also you can do like bump, you can do bookend it with like your face. You can also have a picture with your face. Can you really? Yeah.

So I as a joke, I made a battlefield video where I bookend it with my face, which is also available. It's just me and my real. I haven't played this game. I hope that the more things we'll put in used features from connect like Dead Rising 3 has a lot of voice commands. Unfortunately, it doesn't make me feel like a fool because when you're fighting bosses and I have to constantly scream in my TV, you're crazy. So what does that do? I haven't like, I play with my wife sitting right next to me and I can't

build up the courage to start screaming, you're crazy. I'm the one who looks crazy. You do. Because imagine like if you're just at a feed from your connect, facing you away from the heat. And you're like, you're crazy. You're crazy. Stop listening to me. What are you doing? You shout, you're crazy.

And then that's just like, what are you talking about? And you're like, calm down. Calm down. Listen to me. I think it stuns him to let you do the finish of me. Yeah, let's do it. Did you fight the Asian dude in the Zen Garden? If you say calm down to him, then it like triggers the thing

where you can use the combo on it. Yeah, it would just make him mad and like freak out on the spot and you could go and just okay, punch the crap out. Man, I did rising did three has really captured two. We're talking about Dead Rising for a long time here, but it captured the great boss battle that are in the original Dead Rising. I feel like the boss battles are much easier though That's one thing I missed about the original Dead Rising was how fucking without difficult the mega blaster dead rising one was pretty much impossible

Never killing that clown the clown is the one I always think of and having to get the mini chain sauce and the right magazine Combinations yep, I'm filling all of that up the bird on the motorbike It would just smash into you and then hack you to pieces. Yeah, look those were impossible I feel like I think every boss battle so far and did rising through you have encountered I beat on the first try Yeah, I didn't like one of them Well, it was probably the the motorcycle one with the flame That was right. I do like the one where you get injected and then there's deduce all over the place. Yeah, it didn't make a whole lot of sense.

That was weird. Yeah, I honestly didn't know what was happening. I'm at the same level. Yeah. Yeah, like you were supposed to pick the right guy to attack, but it wasn't that hard. And I was just picking up organ donor boxes and smashing them on the floor. Yeah, I didn't do that. Yeah, because then it makes them freak out.

I mean, you can do the combo. Every psycho has their weakness, I think. Yeah, Brandon, wake up. I'm not in a contribute. Well, yeah Brandon wake up. I'm nothing to contribute I don't look like a fucking corpse on the guy that I Feel so awkward because I was just like questions. I didn't know anything in the doctor Who fucking spoiler cast did I sit there and sleep? No, it wasn't sleeping you had your eyes closed. I was just looking for attention and I got it pulling away that all right

So let's talk about something since we were kind of mentioned it a little bit earlier. Did you remember we've talked about some previous podcasts? Did you hear about the FDA? Has shut down 23 and me? So did they really shut them down or did they just ask them to stop? Like do they have any legal basis for doing this?

Here's what I got. So I was interested in the story, so I pulled a quote here. Last Friday, the Food and Drug Administration sent a letter to the most popular personal genomics. Another thing, Genomics Service 23Me ordering the company to stop selling its genetic testing kits. According to the FDA's letter, the company had been advertising that its tests offer diagnostic information for a variety of human conditions placing them in the category of a medical device and thus within the agency's

jurisdiction. Accordingly, the FDA has been working with the company since 2009 to get 23 enemies testing approved. Now the FDA has apparently run out of patients with them. So that's a bad thing. When a government agency runs out of patients with you, that means they're like, the dead, right? They're pretty much like they're like, they're like, you're not a marketing. They just don't have to market it as providing whatever that information was that makes it fall into FDA jurisdiction?

Yeah, but I wonder that was a big reason why a lot of people took it. Then they'll just focus on like the heritage and the genealogy. Genealogy stuff. Yeah, that's way more interesting. Or just keep your stuff approved. I mean, like, I mean, is it just a lengthy process and they're making people wait? I get it's a medical test, but it's not invasive in any way. Right.

You spit into a little vile That's a spinning so gross So gross you gotta have to look at too much and it takes about 30 minutes Well, you're you look at it. You're like, oh, I can feel that in one spit. Yeah, and you spent you like oh It's wrong smell I will give you a test to you and you see how much spit you can make. You just open your mouth and hang your tongue out. You will gag and throw up. I guarantee you, you will gag and throw up.

You do that, it's an idea. No, it's what you think. When you try to spit, if you try to spit like four or five times, then all of a sudden you're trying to make spit and you're thinking too much about it and you start to wretch. And you can't, the reason why you can't have drunk water for like an hour before you do it. So it's you can't do that to like cheat. But wretching helps because when you're about to throw up,

your mouth feels was spit. You're watery. Yeah, but your salivary glands only have so much in them. I think it might be fast. No, it's not. They do that to protect your teeth, I think, from stomach acid. Yeah, but you're spitting it out. Yeah. Like what does salivary glands do? They produce spit from what? Blood?

They just like, this is what we do. What is anything you're putting in from the... We talk about this, what we do what is anything in your book from the We talk about this with sperm. Yeah, so it's like blood comes by and the salivary Glangos I need some stuff to make spit what's left in your blood like that the Salivary glands can pull out the spit part it's gotta be like based on water Yeah, everything's what right but I'm just saying it's very specific Apart from the function of it water's poop. Who push the water? Yeah, but it doesn't isn't The intestines better take the water out before it gets out. That's it's then then different level is a better how you have stomach rolls

So I guess you have like liquidy Stomach and then goes into intestines your intestines and pull the water away make it solid your intestines, your intestines then pull the water away, make it solid. Maybe then it goes to your saliva glands. What all the stuff that used to be in your poo travels up into your saliva. Yeah, but you act like that's a, like, that's gross. It's gross. It's all in your body. It was poo. That poo was a cheeseburger before it was poo. I mean, what's left? Yeah. It's all the bad stuff. It didn't take out. Okay. That's the bad part I mean lower intestine like almost a-ness is still taking liquid out right it is water sure yeah All right I can't be the only you can try to be 30 minutes. I am not horrible slurping no one trying to transcribe in this nothing nothing brand and slurps out

I think I have seen transcripts for the podcast I can't wait to see that one so I'm curious to see what will happen with the FDA and 23D. I'd like to shut them down, right? I bet 23D just changes their marketing. Yeah, that's all that'll happen. It'll be nothing. Well, I'm sure they had a plan for this, because I mean, it's been in the works for a long time.

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I have say Xbox turn off and the dialogue comes out you say stop listening Stop listening. It'll totally fuck with somebody trying to talk to the right Stop listening I have Xbox one at the bottom because it's the biggest PS4 on top of that 360 on top of that and the connect on top of the 360. I was shocked. It looks awesome. When I first was setting up my Xbox One, at how clear that connect video was. Like, you see it's like, what else does a connection? It seems like the infrared and everything?

That scared the crap out there. It was like, oh, that holy shit, that's really sharp. And also, well, I was sat down in the middle of floor, for I said it up and I was pressing the buttons, so it shows what connect can see. One's the kind of thermal looking one that detects it faces color on how far you are, so like stuff that falls red, stuff that the back is purple or whatever. I did it, I did it infrared, and there were orbs.

What? There were these orbs floating around me. Really? Yeah, like floating dust, like little lens flares, What? There were these orbs floating around me. Really? Yeah, like floating dust, like little lens flares, they were just floating around my head and I was like, you sure you don't have a tumor? No, never two of them. Just floating around me.

And I couldn't figure out what it was. I couldn't figure out whether it was, you know, spirits or some glitch with my thing. It was weird. I immediately switched it back to. You didn't want to see it. It's better to just be ignorant to find my thing it was weird. I immediately switched it back to you know what I see it's better to just be angry with it to find out what it actually was at night as well and you know everyone's kind of more scared at night right guys well Doug you want to get freaked out did you ever hear what JD said when we went over JD's my oldest son we went over to that house to Jeff and Griffin's house one time when he was like three and We went over there and just hung out for a while and then later on I said like a few weeks later

I was like where hey, I'm going back over there Do you want to go back over to Jeff and Griffin to go no no? I said what what's wrong? Why don't you want to go over there? He goes because I'm scared of the lady who stands in the hallway And I don't like the angry man who lives on the ceiling Okay, and Griffin was like fuck me running I was like I actually was scared of that like that JD had seen a a guy who lives in the corner of the ceiling and Some lady who stands in the hallway and stairs in them some old lady did Lord. Yeah, so good luck with that That'd be your two orbs. I would think oh, yeah, yeah

That'd be amazing if they accidentally invented a Paper guy goes to check in device I think the color you ever feel like warmness at night with you like all of a sudden like oh, I wouldn't remember that I'll ask him about it the old man was it like he was angry It was old man, but not really an old man. It was more like an angry cloud. I bet you lost to be like now I just screwed with you. Yeah, no, I don't go over there It's he's Austin. It's good. It's yeah, I'm uh, I don't go over there. It's East Austin. It's a bunch of commute. It's good though.

Yeah, I'm. I don't like that thing staring at me. I got in the point now where I'm more comfortable with it, but I don't like the camera just staring at me. Yeah, it's weird because everyone at Microsoft who's watching those cameras, if anyone's doing that, they're just going to see me with my kit off. But I've had my junk out in front of it. Have you really?

Well, it's just been been offered a couple of days? I get dressed every morning, don't I? I Only have one room. I guess so I guess I mean I'm gonna get dressed in the bathroom So you're saying that it has an scene of you just on your couch doing nothing The only time that they connect to senior junk is when you've been changing the my TV is opposite my bed And I just get out of bed and my clothes and next to my I really I just live in one room right and I'm gonna be naked in the one room that I live in at some point

So do you think someone at some point is gonna see you through that device? Yeah, yeah Other video of the connect which is to what the connect sees like from what it does to the room You're seeing that with the all the dots. Yeah, I'd like to see an updated one now with the Xbox one. So would I. I'd like to see that as well. So I'm being told in my ear, I have not confirmed this yet that apparently there is a Connect Ghost report website. Here it is. Connect Ghosts.com. Oh, really? It's a common thing. So I, oh, shit, I turned it off. But yeah, I guess you can, you can, if you see Ghost, you can report it on this website. Oh, I can connect. God.

So can I stay with any of you guys tonight? You scared? Are you really scared of Ghost? Yeah. Well, that bullshit. Have you ever been hurt by a ghost? Do you know anyone who's ever been hurt by a ghost? That's a lot of nonsense.

I've seen a ghost. Where? In the same room, like four years ago, I went to bed and there was a dude's face in the window, looking at me. He just wasn't just a dude? No, just caught a glimpse of it. It was like, it was way better. It was a dead dude's head. I caught a glimpse. I don't know, he was dead. Look, look, look, mingin' and haggit.

How? He looked like he was all wrinkly and pale. Okay. So, I climb a ladder into bed. I used to sleep in the loft climb up there Kind of turn around in my bed. I glimpsed him. I was like, what the hell was that and I'm under the covers. I was like That was Oh, so like this wasn't even on the ground floor. This is a window up the top window. Okay I kind of I kind of want to see like I couldn't have been anyone there because it's too high Then I was like I tried to be all manly about high then I was like I thought it tried to be all manly

But I was like what's pitch black in here and the moon was like coming through it. I was like I'm gonna look again I'm gonna be brave. I'm gonna look. Yeah, that's manly to look again I Look a ghost in the face. I don't care. So I was just like through a window side the cup is I was like So I'm again, I was like you did not yeah, so again So twice what did you do? I went sleep. And then for the next couple of weeks, I tried so scared. I fell asleep. For the next couple of weeks, I tried to be in bed

before the sun went down because it was less scary. And when it already had gone down, I would climb the ladder with my eyes closed and feel my way into bed and then get under the covers and be like, and that makes sense. I do that for that. That's gonna protect you. Dude, covers protect you. Dude, covers protect you from ghosts? They're not.

I guess as long as you believe it. It's like, you'd rather be ignorant than find out what it actually was. Why do people think that? Like, why do people think that? Like, she's protected from ghosts. When ghosts are like made from sheets, like they take.

They're obviously under the sheet. No, don't know how to get into it. It's. It's just a bunch of people who are scared of ghosts. What if she goes for like people caught and goes with sheets and Ghosts like ah fuck it's like a sea turtle with a plastic ring around it's Can't do anything about it except it's not nearly as tragic. It's all embarrassed like it has to go to school like that They're like what the fuck happened to you as I got cheated There's nothing I could do. That is like your solution is, I'm scared for my life.

I'm just gonna sleep. That's like, that's fine. Yeah, like if you're scared, I can't believe you would be able to fall asleep. Let me ask you this. Have you ever been scared in your sleep? Scared in your sleep? I've never been scared while you were sleeping.

I'm not nervous, yes. I had crazy dream I got to tell you about. Okay. I got to table is crazy Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, I'm going down somewhere. I was going down what you had a line of questioning you were about a pursuit Have you been scared and you sleep so no, yes, I've had a nightmare. All right That's the answer my question. So you think is if you go to sleep then you won't be scared I'll solve the problems. That was my point. It's like I'm not

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think I'm just gonna go to sleep. No, I get out of my fucking bed and I go look and see what it is. You bust out the gun when you do that. Yeah, I go tactical. I'm at the top. You have a wife to protect. I guess. I have no one to protect. Thank you. Well, if I can sleep and the problem will go away, without me doing anything, probably not go away. You're going to do it.

I could end up with a knife in you. A 13 foot dude. Is that my window? What's the chances of that? You know, what you can do though? You're just punching in the nuts. It's nuts are like I love for's like, I just like curiosity. Like you just like, it wasn't like I was staring at him and looking at his face. It was two glimpses. It was like

purified. It wasn't way to solve that problem. Yeah, if only you could have gotten a better look. Or just look. It was the devil. And I was like, demon or something. You can like, only the way you can. You can venture as a demon of foot and a half away from you through a old piece of glass and yet you were able to go to sleep and that's helping deal to you. You don't understand why. Because it obviously was like that. That's a real, the ghost thought real. Did you know why when you look back at it?

But you were scared for two weeks because that real you went to bed before sundown. The scary at night. It's just natural people I can't sleep here as a scared of the darkness because people die in the dark, but you're a pro you could have died I'm in my bed. I'm in a lot. There's no saying like deathbed Gust you have a feeling that if Gavin had lived at like a further point up the evolutionary chain than us like like a Million years ago and there's like four humans Gavin was one of them This would be a decidedly different plan at this point, right? Like he would have like we might not have made it

Humans yeah like the fucking saber true tires are like those things making or you win it's dark Like watch, watch this. Rawr. Delish. I'm like, he would like survive bear attacks and stuff like that. He would be just fine. And he'd be like, in a bear's mall,

a bear be shaking him. But he's like, this guy's fucking asleep. My lunchbox stops snoring. Oh, so can I tell you what, this crazy dream I had? Yeah, please do. I'm not kidding you when I say The I woke up from the stream. I mean tell people I had to talk about this dream. I had a dream That I woke up from and immediately had to like go to my computer and start writing It was bar none. It might have been like a five-minute dream But it seemed like it lasted like four hours when I had it. And I have retroactively tried to figure out what made me have this dream.

And it was two things, I think. It was when the PS4 came out. And we've been traveling New York and I've been tired. And it was two things. It was a Michael posted a picture of Lindsey's wedding dress in a bag. And he said, I guess I won't get to see this thing for the next six months. I'm not allowed to see it. And because it was still in the Garmin bag, that's it right there on the screen. So Lindsey brought this home about two weeks ago, only six more months until I get to see it. And then that night I was watching Ashley play this game Contrast. In the game Contrast, I was on the PS4, I think it's on the 360 as well.

You play a person who lives in two worlds and live in in the real world and they can go into the shadow world So you can make like shadows and then go into the shadow world and then jump up the shadows and access different parts of the map Oh, that's cool. It's really cool. It's a cool game of light and all that stuff But you can't be seen by people when you're in the shadow world and vice versa So I had the craziest dream where Lindsay was at a fitting for her wedding gown. And she's trying, and she's looking at the three mirrors, you know, and she's looking at herself and all this stuff.

And Michael walks in while she's doing that. And she freaks out because it's not their wedding day. And he's seeing her in the wedding gown. But then she determines like, she's talking, trying to talk to him and he can't hear her and he can't see her. And she determines that because it's not their wedding day, he literally can't see her in her wedding dress. So she can't hear her, he can't see her. And she determines that because it's not their wedding day, he literally can't see her in her wedding dress.

So she can't be seen. And then she figures out that no unmarried man can see her while she's wearing her wedding dress. So she's basically invisible to a big part of the population. So she's like in, like, she starts going to like gym locker rooms and like, spine undoes naked and stuff like that. But then at the same time, we're invaded. you know how when you're having a dream, how

your brain mixes stuff up back and forth, but it doesn't matter. We were invaded by Poland at the time, but it was also Russia. You know, they were so we're like, we're invaded by Poland slash Russia. And the US government determines that most of the army is made of unmarried males. And so they're like, wow, now, Alinzi is our best secret agent. And I don't know how she went from locker room perv to secret agent. But it was really quickly. She somehow let the government know about all this.

Oh, somehow. So she's wearing her wedding dress, and she's like going to government training, like as like a ninja, and she's fighting the Polish army. Like she's out there in the battle for the karate child and her wedding dress. She's a bunch of, but then the first, the first thing she goes into the first battle she goes into, the married soldiers see her and they're like, what's the, and they start shooting at her, this chicken in a wedding dress that's out here and all the unmarried guys, the younger guys like, what's going on? They're getting karate chopped. And so she barely escapes and Gus was a scientist in the government and he's

trying to determine a way to make her more powerful. Then he in the government and he's trying to determine a way to make her more powerful. Then he makes a machine or he's trying to build a machine that will suck a magnetically pull off all the married guys wedding rings. And if that happens, then they won't be able to see Lindsay and she'll be able to attack them as well. And you're working on this machine for a long time and Gavin is like, nah, I got a better plan. And you have like a red beret, like you're like a S-S.

I'm like a S-S. Sorry, S-S guy. I thought I looked damn good. Yeah, and you're like, I got a better plan. And you start parachuting in strippers. And the strippers lay in the battlefield. And the married guys, once the strippers start running around, they all start just pulling off their wedding rings and hiding them because they want to be like, they guys, once the strippers are running around, they all start just pulling off their wedding rings

and hiding them because they want to be like, they're single to the strippers. And then Lindsay comes in and is like, chop, chop, chop, karate, chopping people. And then she gets all the way through a karate chop and everybody in the Polish army gets all the way to the leader of the Polish army. And for whatever reason, he can see her, okay?

And she's fighting him, he's beating the hell out of her. And she's like, why isn't this working? What's wrong? Then she finds out that he's secretly gay. And he doesn't like her wedding dress. Like he's criticizing like too much taffit of her, too much lace. And it's like, no, it's like Kryptonite, that she can, because this guy's an America. And, God, it's so crazy.

Because gay marriage isn't legal where they are. He's not, the rules don't apply to him, and he can see her in her wedding dress. And she's fighting him, and she's gonna, he's about to die, or she's about to die, because he's about to kill her, and he keeps like, going, and she's crawling backwards. And then all of a sudden, she disappears. And he's like, what happened?

It's because she crossed the state line to where gay marriage was legal. No, no, no, no, it's here. And she karate chops him and wins the whole war for everybody. Then this whole time, Michael has been upset that Lindsey just disappeared one day, and with the government this whole time. And then the war started.

And so he's like completely depressed. So he has decided to go through with the wedding anyway. So she's all torn up and she's trying to through with the wedding anyway. So she's all torn up and she's trying to make it to the church. Like she's all banged up. She had eye patch at this point. So all Michael's family is there and he's getting married to no one to nobody. Right. And so they're and now Gus for some reason, once again, whatever reason is a scientist and a priest and he's marrying them and or marrying Michael to nobody and he goes to the vows with Michael. But wouldn't I know? Anyway, go on.

That's a better, no, no, no, no, no, no, the logic doesn't apply. And he's going through the vows with Michael. Like, do you take this blank space to be your lawfully-known white vows? I do, and he's like and then she appears because now they're It was the crazy No, I don't take anything like that. That's totally amazing thing. That's totally an alpha brain dream

Like nobody wrote that your brain wrote that while it was not while you were asleep It was bored the stuff about the state lines and game errors, not being legal in one and the strippers. She gets to be another one. Yeah. Well, that's actually something I think you would do. Yeah, that's right. But what do you think it's something you do? You'll see what I'm just learning a lot of that.

I was just picturing Lindsay fighting Tim gun the whole time. Oh, yeah. She was big and karate time. She was like, yeah, so Lindsay played herself, right? Yes. But Gus played a scientist So what are we gonna make no sense? I don't think Lindsay is an invisible secret agent. No, so in that sense She's so played. She's still well gosh was still Gus. Yeah, I thought he was a scientist He's he's Gus. He was guys a scientist or is he a scientist?

He was like Lindsay was a secret agent who was invisible. I bet it was Gus from the angry buzzer Yeah, it was like in like proper S.A.S. Gear with the beret and any cigar and all that. I don't know, I would love to, man. I'll just wait for the animated adventure. It'll probably be a two-parter. Oh, Lindsay, you know, wedding dress with like a big, you know, mini gun. Like, when people have, like, the mini gun shot karate chops. Yeah.

I don't know what the Polish angle though, I don't know the Polish angle though. I don't know why I thought Poland would have been this. It was probably repressed cold war memories, Eastern block countries. I guess I just associate Poland is like starting wars. You know, it's amazing to think about that. You can blame it. Is that you probably dreamt all of that in like 20 seconds.

I probably get that whole and dreams always have like really weird time scales. Like you can tell in a dream when three months have passed Like you're saying how Michael is wondering where she's been this whole time She'd probably been gone for like two seconds. Do you think your brain starts to fill that stuff in though after you've Looking up like all those holes. No, I think your brain is Ditching ditching the memory. Yeah, you bring just purging that if I don't write stuff down within 10 seconds and waking up I've forgotten it forever. Even if you're yeah, even if you're like, I'm gonna remember this. I'm gonna remember this.

It's gone. If someone's coming to your browser, you're a different person when you wake up. You're not the same mind as like 20 seconds after you woke up. You're not the same mind. Well, it's two different, it's two different, you don't remember the same way.

What's happening? You mean you lose whatever you're thinking about? Do you think that Gavin, sleep Gavin thinks about different things than a weight Gavin? Is that what you're saying? Like you have a, you're not the same person. Yeah, I'm not. You not at all. The sleep Gavin is very brave in fighting.

Yeah, with sleep Gavin have hit from the ghost. Probably not. No, maybe sleep Gavin is more brave. That's why a weak Gavin wanted to summon him. He's like, a weak Gavin was afraid because it was a face in the window. He's like, a sleep Gavin will know what to do. Sleep Gavin's like, nah, fuck it. I would say that the sleep, my dream version of me, way less lazy.

Well, because if I need to pee and I'm- The sleeping version is less lazy. No, no, no. The sleeping version is less lazy. I no, this is not how it is lazy. I'll tell you what I mean since when I need to pee and I don't get up because I you know you're comfy and bad You don't want to bloody get up and go and pee As soon as I fall asleep like in that weird sort of in between Dozing off stage. I'll get up and pee over and over again in my dream until I actually go and pee

You know what I mean? Which who's less lazy the person who's getting up to pee a thousand times? Yeah. Oh, I see. Cause that's, I'm asleep and I'm imagining going and peeing. And then when I was a kid that used to close me to like, yeah, that's what brain trying to fuck with you to make you piss the bed.

When was the last time you pissed the bed? Like what was the oldest age? That's what my pissed the bed. That's five maybe? I can't remember ever pissing the bed. Ever? Yeah, so I must have been young. I'm sure it's been, yeah, I don't remember.

And it's not like you wake up and it's like, oh my god, you wake up. Oh, I'm pissing. You wake up pissing and it's just like, I'm here. I've already ruined the sheets. I'm just gonna wait this out. I'm not gonna pee on the floor all day to the toilet. It's like, it's cold. You can't stop me.

I can't. I can't. I hear that from people. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't stop it for 10, 15 seconds. I gotta come damaging my cock by doing it. Do you do you work out you work out your your pelvic floor?

My kegels. You got it. You got to work it out. You've went stock pissing. I can stop. I can stop. Yeah. How do you work it out? I'm even gonna put a towel on your cock or something. I think you just contract right? It's like contracting your your asshole. I'm pretty sure that's right. I don't know why you're laughing. You contract your asshole. Just gonna do that. Get a personal trainer, Gavin. What the benefits of doing?

You can stop pissing. Tangle's in all that. Is that it? Isn't it gonna be like a sexual benefit? I can't get better erections and... And a tight asshole, apparently. You increase your distance. You can mark nut further. Hey, give me yeah, it's a perfect 45 degree angle. Oh

Brandon help Brandon you are a fucking lump look how you're sitting there you are you have the worst posture the mic is on your face It's been falling I know the guys do kiggles. I think it seems to be more like a female thing Well, so they can climb around the tight now just. Is it cool trick there when it goes like that's a cool trick. The old cigar cutter. No, we've reached the biggest part of the cloud. Well, we talked about science. We had to talk about Dix.

I guess that you cannot have one. That's a pretty long time to dick on this podcast. It's not our first one? I think so. That's pretty impressive. I mean, apart from the conversation at the beginning about my penis. So people are on Twitter. I don't know if you only knew that we were talking about you.

People are Twitter saying that it sounds like you have a good, an excellent trilogy coming out of your dream there, Bernie. Yeah. So next time Lindsey will also get the power of flight in the last two minutes of the movie. Look, look, movie when Lindsay is already left and she doesn't come back. I just I have trouble with those second movies. I've always had a problem with them. And it's like, uh, I might be one of the few people that when I saw empires a kid, I was like, what? And then I, because I had to wait two more years for the next movie.

Did you see it? Like 17 times. I think empire was the one I saw the least as a kid, but I don't know Empire is not really a kids movie. It's the darkest one. Yeah, so it's the least kiddish of all of them But then once you get your answers you can look back and be like oh, I'm really good Yeah, it ends with them on the frigate like looking out in the space. Han Solo's gone Luke lost his hand. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's Yeah, like, how it's only getting frozen to carbonite? That's a big deal.

And then it's like, that's it. Nothing happens. He's taking prisoner in a movie. If you're watching a movie and somebody gets taken prisoner in the movie, you want to know what happens, right? There should be some conclusion that he's taking prisoner, a main character, not somebody that gets in prison, like the villain, because that's like a victory.

But like, what if it's too brutal to show? What do you mean? Like he's getting bummed somewhere. I don't know what I'm gonna show it out there. Why do you think a lot of them are gonna be so much what happened in prison? It's not what happens in prison? That ain't carbon-night prison.

Yeah, he was frozen, he was solid. Did they have soap in Stalas? No. What do you call one of those things like a court, like you did this? A white man? A court screw? It's but it's like really big like that is that what it is?

Who knows what Brandon's talking about? About it. Oh, yes carbonite. It's like You have an absolute You have an absolute worth of tonight. Thank you for being here, Brandon. What if they had a head for a review? But I gotta get Brandon mad Bob. Brandon and Chris, we just wrapped gauntlet season two. Actually, we wrapped a long time ago.

They just wrapped with post production. They're so they're all done. Last episode of gauntlet season two came out. I can't say enough good things about season two, especially in relation to season one. I think that season one of the gauntlet was we were trying something new, but if we never made season two, I was always afraid that like it would be like a weird in our track record, like a weird kind of black mark. Yeah.

This was it was not one of our best shows. It was different than a lot of other things. Now, I was really grateful we had the chance to do season two. I remember we announced it in March. We were like, why are they making a season two out of all our shows? Why they making that one? Well, I think it shows that we can evolve. Which I think is, is, is a real, you know, key aspect of like any company or any creative. My favorite part of the end of it after we, we didn't shoot for very long.

It's like a week or something like four days. Yeah. And every other day I was like, huh, that was really fun. It was just like a really fun four days. I would honestly like to do it again, just to hang out with all those people again. Well, I can tell you though too, we felt that way after gauntlet season one, like we had that big production down in San Marcus where we did it.

And I was like, this was a really different kind of a shoot for us, but we didn't know what to expect either. You know what I mean? It's like, it was the first time we had done anything like that, where we had a full production crew come out and like for most part, we were like above the line talent either host contestants or directors slash producers you know. That was my favorite production we had done up to that time because for the first time

ever we had catering. Yeah. Yeah. We was like nice. That lady in the comments season one was awesome. Yeah, she was really cool. I still buy that salsa she used. Yeah.

Mateos. It's good. My favorite salsa I think they took off the mark. Rose's salsa in the jar. I just thought yesterday. she used. Yeah. Mateos. It's good. My favorite salsa thing they took off the mark. Rose's salsa in the jar. I just saw it yesterday. Thank God. Okay. Yeah.

It's a refrigerated salsa. Yeah. I just saw it. I went to the grocery store yesterday. It's still there. My big story with Cass was everybody would just be really mad because they'd be waiting. Because I was trying to tell people you're going to be waiting most of the time. Like you're barely going to be playing any games but everybody was really professional.

Well, this time, the lesson. It's a shoot. Yeah. Yeah. We should be used to it. We're slotted down time. I thought we all had our games cases where I'll just play GTA 5. And I've waited a lot longer on sets than how long we wait on that one. Got you a good time. Yeah. It's fun. Yeah. I was real as well. I saw some comments saying there's no way that the community team naturally made it to the final. It's like they totally did. Yeah, they just happened that way. Well, I mean, they were the guys who had gone through a competition, even qualified to be on the show. I was happy that we beat them at the portal thing like I was happy that the team I was on beat them at something. Well, you beat them because of their communication skills. Like we should publish their scores at RTX like especially what's the the I'm like a revolution or um the we're right. Trials. Thank you.

Uh, in order to win like I get a high score you had to be beyond perfect. You just get lucky that gravity shaved as many seconds as it possibly could off you. Cause like everybody who still wasn't making it was still they weren't making any mistakes. They were the nicest dudes as well. I felt bad because we were like pretending to be mad at the whole time and like saying how much they said something how much we wanted to knock them out. They were the nicest dudes. Yeah, they were great. One thing that we that wasn't filmed because it was

just like it just happened that was talking casual conversation to Miles and Jordan before we did the portal thing was I told them just say no the F and the J on the keyboard have little bumps on them. Yeah. So if you move your hands off just feel for the F and the J on the keyboard have little bumps on them Yeah, so if you move your hands off just feel for the F and the J and you know where your fingers are on the keyboard because you're blindfolded And I they didn't know that I guess they've never taken typing They didn't know you're a keyboard kind of sewer right so I told him that and Miles said at one point his fingers did fall off the keyboard Then he just felt for the F and then moved over again And that's why we ended up winning that one because the community team, they got off the keys

and they didn't know how to get back on where they needed to be. Yeah. It was like, and another thing that got cut, I was kind of upset about my plan got foiled. During the Unreal Tournament Redemption match, I went through and I sabotaged every station. What? Yeah, every, and the tech team caught it before,

what did you do? I started filming, I fucked with everyone's settings. I changed all the key binds. I changed all the sensitivities That's awesome and my plan was just to speak kill everyone and try to win Why would you do that? Why not and then but but the tech team caught it I guess someone complained that they're that their sensitivity was weird We thought if they if everyone had failed and Gus and one we totally will let you through yeah And I did the same thing when I'm when I was still on the stage during the Sega thing with everyone, the relay.

Yeah, I was stood there with Miles and Justine and I was waiting for them just to step a little bit from the Xboxes. I pulled her battery out, I pulled Miles's battery out. Then during the Beach volleyball one, Michael actually had a remote control for an Xbox in his sleeve and I was like hit the guide on there thing and we planned this for ages before and he and you can actually see him with some of the shots going like this and it was just wasn't worth it. He did it once but it was in between rounds and we talked about it we like did that was cut as well I guess like every form of us cheating was cut out so it was the best. This Sonic round obviously we have to trim it so it took a lot

longer than we saw. You were on stage. Was it awkward just waiting and not knowing when you're gonna play? No, it was actually pretty chill. I made some funny vines with Justin really. I was spinning around a mile. I can't believe that I was the first person

to start the mobile game, but I was the last to leave. Because up until then, before we had actually started playing the mobile game, I've been talking with Lindsay like I've been playing I'd practiced it yeah and I could get through the level I can four minutes and Lindsay was like yeah I can do it in seven I was like I got this fucking I got this I got this and then I guess like she found a new path that was much faster I got I was destroyed I was freaking the fuck out up there about the fact that I was the last one the second one I mean the story at the end that gets kind of told by that is like,

people tend to blame justine for the sliver team getting knocked out spoiler on that, by the way. But if you watch that, the leads change hands every station. Yeah, it kept flopping up because it was a great. Greg was first. Greg was first. Then they went there and then Barbara was dead last coming out of the first stage. He was lost by a lot of weight. And then Jordan caught up over Michael and beat Michael, even though Barbara put him so far in the hole, but I think

Adam actually left first, but he had to get the elevator. Yeah, but Jordan still caught up and passed Michael, you know, in that stage. And then you guys upstairs with the handhelds, he, who knows what happened. And Miles, you start, in that's in that stage. So and then you guys upstairs with the handhelds He who knows what happened? I'm miles to you. Stop my last I lost on the last one and came first He started one hand. He was fucking show boating up there. Yeah, yeah Yeah, he overtook me. I looked Just I looked over him as soon as he died. I looked again. He had already passed a lot of people in the comments We're like they just edited that there's no way he was that fast He was and he posted a picture of his final time. He finished that stage in under two minutes.

When he said, I have the best score in this game among me and my friends. It's like, all right, you guys are f***. Yeah. The thing, the only thing I think he got the good but you might be able to see in some of those marathons or speed runs or whatever is that sometimes people die and they have to start over again. And that's one of the reasons why they go slower. Like, I don't know if anybody did that in the Sega rounds, but... Barbara died, I think, in the first one. Yeah, and sometimes you had to edit that out just because it's like...

Someone died in the same part of the level again and again and again. One thing, one shot I was happy that was left in was that when we had the confetti cannons at the end, I was just like, I'm gonna nail that camera. Chris was behind the camera. I was like, I'm gonna try and blow Chris's head off. And I got like, I'm gonna straight into the lens and they left that in. So I wanna point something out here. I see.

Straight into Chris's chest. Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah. I see someone's tweeting about the gauntlet. They're saying that the dive kick episode that we were playing here is an out yet so that we should cut it from the stream. You can watch the gauntlet at roostee.com.

Yeah, and so the episodes are on a week delay on YouTube. You can go to roostee.com. Yeah, episodes are on a week delay on YouTube. You can go to roostee.com, watch new episodes a week before they hit YouTube. Same thing if you're sponsored with the video podcast. You know what people will sometimes, our audience is savvy enough. They will sometimes ask, where do you guys prefer that we watch the videos? And the short answer to that is you should watch them wherever it's most convenient for you to watch them. But overall, we prefer when people watch on Rishvita.com. I mean, it's like it's, that's our site. It's, it's more a part of our community.

We didn't even have a YouTube channel until, uh, what, oh, seven. Yeah. Till three years into YouTube. Yeah. That was one of my, my first jobs at Ristatieth was to get that YouTube channel from YouTube. I sent them the email. Yeah. You did a good job. Yeah. Let's work that.

Yeah. And in a lot of ways, we started treatment, how to be like the YouTube product, you know, that was like, it was a YouTube show. The real, the real correct answer is what's it wherever you like? Just make sure you go to Ristete.com slash stores right afterwards. Go to store. Ristete.com. I was changed. Speaking of which, we do have a sale going on right now. I want to remind everyone about, for the holidays, you can go.

We have a sale that started this past Sunday. It lasts until Monday, December 2nd. You can get 10% off using the code RT Holiday 10. That's RT Holiday 10. Through December 2nd, we have a bunch of new stuff coming out, including the motor cop shirt, Gavin's wearing, all these skate boards, all the skate decks, you see on the set, we have a bunch of new stuff coming out, including the motor cop shirt, Gavin's wearing all these skate boards, you see all the skate decks you see on the set. We have four of them, Achievement Hunter, Red versus Blue, Aristith and Ruby. Trucks and wheels are not included with those.

But yeah, there's a ton of stuff. You should definitely check it out. And also, I always forget to mention to sign up for our newsletter at roostee.com slash subscribe to get news and information newsletter at roosteeth.com slash subscribe to get a news information about what we're working on. You'll find out you can watch a gauntlet a week early on our website. It's funny because by the time this is on YouTube, this podcast, it will be on the gauntlet, it will be up, the fun finale. Yes, and the store sale will be over. So it is, there are, I think achievement hunter is pretty much the only show that we have

that goes directly on YouTube. It but it room is close. We do stuff on Ristief before YouTube. That don't we? For a team of hundred? Yeah, I think it comes out a couple of hours early. It is response for us here. Yeah. I mean, my craft lots of ways that they go early. I think if there's enough lead time. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they go straight to YouTube. I mean, there's only stuff we want to do, you know, but you guys are so busy with stuff. Minecraft let's play as a typical longest video.

So sometimes, sometimes we just get boned by the upload process. The upload process. Sometimes they're processing. Yeah, sometimes the upload bit takes a long time, and sometimes it just sits uploaded, but not process for ages. And it's like, we can't do anything about it.

It's gonna be out when it's out. Or the worst is when it fails or there's a weird out. We're like fuck. The worst part is when something fails on the upload for YouTube, you don't know. You just have to kind of like wait and then you slowly kind of come to terms the fact that it's not going to happen. They have to live in a denial the whole time. Yeah. They have been a couple of times where Jeff and I have had to come back to work on a Friday

night just to set another upload going and that's when it comes out, you know, like, screen showing baby right before midnight. I never said I literally live across the street. Yeah. Okay. There is a Gavin free inspired gauntlet t-shirt out there. The man of the pins. Yeah. I just, the shunt.

The shunt came out and I was, I was like, what? Oh, I remember. I just forgot internally like did that on the go I covered the bottom of the banana. I had that same thing where they made a the oxygen is a big deal shirt I was like, oh, it's cute. What's that from? You said it on the podcast. I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't remember. They were taking the picture for this shirt earlier And I think Michael heard what someone say what's the show from and the guy was like a podcast or something You tell it's got the stars down there

So wanted level five stars. Yeah, GTA. I didn't get actually I never got five stars in GTA 5. I don't think I've ever got five stars either There's an achievement to get everybody at five stars all three guys Like you can meet up in single player and then get everybody five stars for like three minutes, I think Man, I dropped off playing the online and that everybody did I think man. It's just nothing to do Immediately, it's all to do it. You can race. I loved it for a while. Yeah, I've played it every day I wish they had classic game toys though. I wish they had cups and crooks and shoppers as choppers They're about to release a beach bum. That's how I see it comes out.

Yeah, we did a less plan. Oh, okay. All right. It was in the news too. So it's like, I just haven't kept up with any GTA stuff. So. Didn't you instantly get five stars in GTA 4 when you tried to cross the bridge?

Yeah, that was the way of unlocking the map. You might have gotten five stars going over the top of the Air Force Base. If you ever did that. Yeah. Because they did blow you out of the sky pretty good. I know you did that because you got one of the jets. You landed a jet and I'm and I'm posted a picture of it on Twitter.

Oh, that was in the game type. The jets versus motorcycles. Oh, okay. I never I never. Top. Top fun. I never played any GTA Online. I was in that first round where it was so many problems. I actually like on the race where motorcycles take off from there force-based and have to drive downtown and jets Chase them and try to shoot them and blow them up before they get to downtown. That sounds fun. Well, that's a chopper versus chopper Right, I guess it is. I just haven't played it. I was in that last play. Okay. It's really fun Roll this joint I'm the only one who's I'm still at level 20 something and everyone else in achievement hundreds like 80 like

Michael and Ray are over a hundred damn. They played a lot. I just didn't do it. I think I'm like at 30 the benefit to that There's that I can still get the cargo bug Because different vehicles spawn depending on what level you are Okay, if they go to the airport there's no cargo bobs if I go there's cargo Oh, wow that's very useful for like moving stuff into place Yeah, I want to get a load of built like cars on a boat. So stuff turns off is what you're saying. No just changes. Well why wouldn't you have that anymore like what do they have instead. They have the attack chopper. Oh. And but that can't pick anything up. Yeah. So stuff turns off. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. In that sense yeah. Yeah that sucks. That sucks you think

you that unlocking is a progressive aggregate. Yeah. Not like yeah you like to get it would stack. Yeah, that sucks. That sucks. You think that unlocking is a progressive Aggregate. Yeah, not like. Yeah, you're like you would stack. Yeah. So it actually turns out that me not playing is actually been really beneficial to our Let's play. Yeah, because you be amazed at how often a cargo Bob is a part of the video. Yeah. I know you guys got your What are they called that the Troubleman? Yeah, platinum trophy that you guys can't do in that, but it is what is it? trophy. It's a was it accommodation or something like that? Metal? Metal. Yeah. Metal. Is that what it is? Okay. So, so a combination of accommodations are metal. You got a platinum accommodation. I make a combination. No, a combination. You're a hotel room. The place to stay tonight. Commendation.

You achieved a golden hotel. You're my rap up, aren't you? Yes. A couple of quick bits that I didn't get to talk about today that I want to do is I read a great article on the lack of punctuation in text messaging has led to now the period becoming a sign of aggression that if you say, are you going to the movie tonight and you write no with no period that's just no. But if you write no and put a period on it, you're like, what's wrong?

Yeah, it's no plus I'm out of you. Yeah, it's no in two spaces. Here's what you do. Does your wife listen to the podcast you think? Yeah, she's probably watching right now. Okay, hi, Esther. You should try to like send somebody, uh, hey, Esther, how you doing? So you should send somebody a text message when they ask you and put a period on the

end of it. And they specifically said it's like it's the format of it. If you do multiple sentences, period doesn't matter. If you do one sentence and you put a period at the end of it, most people will now interpret that as being aggressive. Yeah, but I think a lot of it's just saying no, as opposed to nah, or like, no, it's all pretty different. No, nah, with a period, I don't think you'd be like oh shit

I thought it was a great article. I thought it was a great article Stupid the other thing is do you see the Xbox one Achievements the day one achievements are now for sale on on eBay Really? You are selling the little code the qarca. They're going for between 30 and 60 dollars. Jeez Wow, I got a call out Microsoft a little bit. I know we said some really positive things about the Xbox One. And you know, just so fans will have something to gnash their teeth at, you know, if they think we're being too positive.

I want to think Microsoft, unfortunately, I don't think they don't really solve some of the family level problems I have where I have multiple gamers in my house. House. House. The first thing I ran into was that QR code, which is another thing that connect does, which is awesome, where you just hold up QR codes, and it reads it like that.

Xbox, use a code. Yeah, I was actually figuring out which way around, I had to have it, because I didn't see the QR code. I was like, which, what do you mean? Which way, which, you could figure out which side to put towards the fucking camera. I pulled it out of the thing, I said use a code, and I went on I went on this I was like is it on this and I just it scanned it before I even figured out the Fright even story is gandip

Yeah, I also love the fact that it recognizes my face when I said down and logs me in that's that's cool But I just say that the the family stuff isn't so worked out because like I have multiple gamers in my house They give me this day one achievement and it's like I, I got to sit down with three other people and go, all right, who gets this? You know, kids can appreciate it. Oh, it's not their time. You don't think an 11 year old can appreciate an achievement. Let him let him let him buy his own day one addition then. No, it's okay. I went and dug Ashley's and JD's out of the boxes. We got the office on. You know, I just gave away $19 worth of achievement. I did, we're 120. Yeah. I didn't give one for my youngest for Teddy. You see, did I hear?

It's not your time yet. Yeah. Okay. You played a bunch getting stuff like that. I also, how can we not talk about Kanye West new video? Oh, yeah. Did you see that? I have not seen it.

Oh my God. It's amazing. One of the first videos. So one of the West songs. Patrick got together aside by side of the video He's on the bottom and James Franco Rogan made a shot for shot even the lighting is the same look at the light

The funny thing about this though is that the Seth Rogen parody is less cringe-worthy than the real one. What I think is amazing. I'm totally gonna watch this now. Kanye didn't do the visual effects for this, right? He had to explain to somebody very, very, very big detail of what this should look like. You know what the best part is? Like I want shitty green screen. The Kanye video? You'll think you've got the wrong video

because it'll seem like it's edited and chopped up. But it's just the way the song is. The song is like super chopped up. Huh. Yeah. Is you're watching horses and all of a sudden it's like something else cut in in the middle of it. It's awful.

It's such a bad song. I love it. I am sorry. I will absolutely watch it now. Yeah, it's so good. I just see that. All right, well, we gotta go. All right, let's go. All right, let's go right. Well, we got to go all right. Let's go I got my last topics all right

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