Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #247

Episode Date: December 3, 2013

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Ah, Gus. That's me. Welcome back. And Gus, you're in Gus. And Gus, I think it's you. Okay, I didn't see it. Are our first, first, first waiting appearance by Jack? Yeah, yeah. That's me welcome back and first your angus Your are folks are first Waiting appearance by Jack. Yeah, I am super married now super. I'm like look

I'm like ring and everything. I don't think there are different levels of being married I think super married you're the married person. No super married either gave a path for your stuff or you didn't You look exactly the same. I know. I've grown secretly much happier now. But secretly don't tell me. Have you got me to you? I can hear us. Have you gotten used to calling Katie your wife? I've gotten better at it. At first it was a little bit tricky. I'd be like, oh my girlfriend, oh, my friend. Oh, no, it's my wife now. Do you have a cooler Miss Mrs. Jack Patilla? I do not call her Mrs. Jack Patilla. No. That would be awkward. Do you call her Mrs. Jack Patilla? No, but I should no you shouldn't no that that would be

Yeah, I know I know it was a lot of fun. So thank you. I don't know we talked about it before but Gus you're actually the Efficient at our wedding. Yes, and so you you married the two of us and you gave a very lovely speech. It was wonderful. No, we had an actual. I got a nice present from you. I got a picture of us at the ceremony. Yeah, yeah, we took a photo of you. We actually had another photo of you at the, so we got married to this small little chapel out in southeast Austin, and our southwest Austin, excuse me. And it was super windy that morning. And so there was basically one spot, it was an outdoor chapel, and there was one spot

like in a corner that the wind wouldn't hit you you and Gus like found that corner wedged into it. So I have this photo of like the whole arrangement and then Gus is kind of like hidden in that little spot. So I think Gilby did. Yeah, it was yeah, that was definitely like the one spot that was that was safe. Yeah. You looked like your cardboard cut out in that picture. Yeah, I did. It was it was fucking brutal out there. Yeah, it was like we it was right when that winter storm blew in because like the day before it was like, it was right when that winter storm blew in. Because like the day before it was beautiful, it was like, this is gonna be perfect,

having an outdoor wedding. And then we had to do it really early because it was 11, 12, 13s like every time was booked up. And so that morning it was like, I literally saw the cold front coming in. It was nice. Like you'd say it was when the front was by through. I think literally the front was moving through.

Yeah, and so we caught the brunt of it. So it was a little windy, the front. Pretty damn. Yeah, and so we caught the brunt of it. So it was a little windy. The front pretty damn cold, but a lot of fun. Yeah, usually if you plan a wedding for like mid-November in Austin, it should be fine. Yeah, it's pretty good. And then like of course like that afternoon was okay. Like the next day was beautiful again.

So it was like, we just had a rough time. But then we had a reception a few days later and Gavin blew it off. You dick. No, he was, I think you were actually counting. You were out of town. No, you were in New York. I was working. Yeah, you were. You were filming.

Working. But anyway, so it was a lot of fun. But yeah, Mary Life has been good. Going on my honeymoon. We're going on our honeymoon, I should say, on Saturday. We're going on our Orlando. Are you leaving the peace out? Fun to take care of the dog.

Oh, there we go. So, yeah, we have the picture. Yeah, we know it. We're going on our second. We're in the hair store. But, so, y'all are going on Saturday, you said? Yeah, we're going on two. We're going on our Orlando. So, we're the picture. Yeah, we know. I don't know if you're in a second. You pulled up the hair still work. But uh, so, so y'all are going on Saturday, you said? Yeah, we're going on to, we're going on to Orlando, so we're going to Universal Care.

Katie, Katie, we have a picture. Katie really wants to see Harry Potter world. Oh, there's, there's Gus hidden the corner here if you're watching the live stream at home. But uh, you look cardboard. That was literally the only spot out there that there was no wind. It was that one little bit right there.

I believe it. But uh, yeah, Katie really wants to go to Harry Potter World, so we're doing like that first. And we're gonna go check that out and buying all of our Christmas gifts and going to Disney. You're gonna buy all your Christmas gifts at a tourist destination?

Isn't that like the most expensive way to get your probably? Do me a dime, a dime, a dime, a dime, a dime, buy me anything for Christmas. You got it. We'll take Gavin's gift. Okay. When, you know, I went on vacation with Torlando actually over the summer in September and when I came back

the like I we had to start shooting gauntlet season two so my first day officially back at work was you know the first day was like the Saturday when we first started shooting gauntlet season two and the first people I ran into were Matt and Brandon at the shoot they're like hey welcome back. I was your vacation I was like where'd you go and I said oh I went to you know universal Orlando and I saw like the Simpson's area that they built out there And Brian was like wow, did you bring me anything? I was like yeah, I did Brandon. I brought you a gift and you went really? Like no, what the fuck is wrong with you? Of course I didn't bring you a fucking gift and you just look so crushed and Yeah, they get the new Simpson's area.

They got like most tavern and like the quickie mart and everything. The flaming moat is not alcoholic. Oh, I love crushing Brandon's hopes. It's like, he was like crushed. Like it was like a physical weight. I've been to put on his shoulders and he just like, that's something really fun about disappointing him. This makes him go, it's really fun today.

You should try it. I'll give it a shot. Maybe when I come back, I'll see how it works out. I find it natural to be easy to beat it's really fun today. You should try it. I'll give it a shot. Maybe when I come back, I'll see how it works out. I find it natural. It's very easy to be. But I'm excited. Actually, they're opening up a new Harry Potter park at Universal Studios. So they have the main one at Universal Islands of Adventure.

They're opening another one, what used to be Amityville, where they had, or not Amityville. No, I guess I was Amityville, but where it had the JAWS stuff. Okay. So they got rid of all that, and they're adding in more Harry Potter. Oh, okay. I saw that construction when I was there. They had like the that was how long until the whole park is just a fucking Harry Potter thing. Well, it's funny now because like so islands of adventure they have like a whole

Marvel land. So they have like the whole theme ride and the Spider-Man ride, all these different things. But now Disney owns all the Marvel characters. So they own the rights, but they're like so universal made an agreement to use those characters before Disney bought out Marvel. So I'm curious how that works We talked a couple podcasts ago. We talked about how Fox still retains the rights to the fantastic four Oh, yeah, yeah, because they made the movie and they're making another one like that is that is still outside of the What was that? Is that something that they're proud of? Yeah, they're making another one I mean, yeah, well they made two and they're making a new it

They're making like a reboot of it though. I think oh really? It's like Sony owns own spider-man So which is what she's unfortunate because you'll never see spider-man in a Avengers movie They'll never be across over like the X-Men I'm sure those last agreements will run out eventually eventually maybe I really want to see where The human torch blows captain America. I'll be interested see how they pull it off what? Johnny Blake, he's like, Hey, cap. I got some being told that Disney owns Marvel Studios, not

Marvel outright. So they probably own the the film side of things, not the comic side of this. I could have sworn Disney's bought Marvel. That's what I thought. I'm being corrected in my ear. Oh, by Brandon. By Brandon. Oh, well, I'm sure Brandon. He's got a left. I'm sure I'm sure you showing us right now. We'll get our we'll get angry tweets about it here any second now that will trust Twitter more than anyone But um, but yeah, so floor is gonna be nice. Hopefully it's really how long you can be out of the office We're gonna be out all the next week

So I'm gonna I'm going from Saturday till Sunday. So eight days in Florida And so that to me is like the perfect honeymoon going to a theme park. Yeah, because you have so much fun together And it's like usually warm. Yeah, that's a theme parks No, the best place for a honeymoon is someplace where the weather's miserable so all they can do is fuck like not stop that's also you don't want to go to Orlando also now I don't want to picture that at all yeah you got you got you want to like you want to see photos tomorrow honeymoon I do not we were stuck in the hotel room the whole time we we just got a limp now I do not we were stuck in the hotel room the whole time He's got a limp now

We want to Edmonton in the middle of winter Disney does on marble Brandon's correcting. Oh, there you go. So um, yeah, yeah, so it's gonna be fun I'm excited. It's different ideas of what a good holiday or good vacation. What is the perfect holiday for me? It would be Beach and gale and ocean that's kind of swamble so like the Caribbean kind of swamble like What is the perfect holiday for me it would be beach and Ocean that's kind of swamble so like the Caribbean kind of swamble like what makes it kind of swamble like it's Real enough warm enough to spend over an hour in then I would just lie on the beach and that's it for like a week And I wouldn't do anything really. I don't want to do anything. I guess living in Puerto Rico jaded me to that So that sounds like a fucking nightmare Really now. I never want to do that Where I lived in the UK was the furthest point from any coastline in the country just right in the middle

Plus I mean the UK is beautiful beaches. So if you don't the beach All the beaches I think you can't I think beach like pebbles or ballmuth is all dirty and stuff You and I and Michael are always so excited about going swimming Yeah, because we are from like England and the North and stuff and it's like we don't have beaches and warm weather instead. So like every time it's beautiful outside and we can go swimming it's amazing. And I grew up next to a lake so I just literally walked through my friends backyard and boom there was water.

So we go like, and everyone in LA is like, oh sick of this weather. It's like, you know, paradise, 300 days a year. And I'm like, I want to choke you today. It's 75 and beautiful. So what's your idea of a purification then, Barbara? I have to agree with Gavin. I'm into the whole beach vacation thing. Yeah.

Who is that? It's violence towards women. Who knows? What about you, I guess like theme parks? Yeah, I love theme parks I heard that oh my god It's a Gavin's tooth in the beer bomb. Yes Farmer through a gif ball at him and I think Gavin may have chipped a tooth on the beer bottle So theme park. Yeah, I love theme parks. I mean, I love roller coasters and Katie doesn't like roller coasters

We actually did that the coasters thing for travel channel and like that was a challenge apparently I don't realize how much he didn't enjoy that. So it's gonna be rough. I never think of coasters really when I think of like Orlando. I guess there's like space mountain. Yeah, those are more of the simple ones. But I mean, I'm like the rock and roller coaster Disney Hollywood and like Hulk and, but they, but like they have the Spider-Man ride, which is not really roller coaster, but

it has elements. Didn't someone die on the, the Erasmus Rock and roller coaster ride like recently like in the last six months Oh really? I may have been at the location in France. Okay. Shit. I know I read the story I'm talking about my ass now. I'm gonna look it up. You want some Disney trivia? What's it called rock and roller coaster? Rock and roller coaster. Okay. What's your name? Rock and roller coaster? The France version of rock and roller coaster was the first one they built and it was the very first Disney roller coaster to do an inversion So the first coaster ever that Disney owned that would actually flip you over some so that one predates The one magic mountain at Disneyland Paris because that one also has an inversion. Maybe that's what it is

Yeah, I think that's the one that has a first inversion. Okay. Yeah, so but I know I know the one the park in France had a flipping coaster So are an inverted coaster at some point so so I'm going to see here is a Kid died on that roller coaster in 2006 a boy a girl died in 2007 So you're you'll probably be safe. I mean it's only like one a year So the chances of like actually dying are pretty low. Do you know what people die on those like bungee rides? That's just basically like they pull you back in that like like the slingshot. The slingshot looking thing.

I don't know. I don't know what people don't have to report that. There's like the swing which is like they pull you up and they's launch you down to go the big swing and there's the ones where they like pull you down and there's launch straight up in the air and you have like that circle thing around you. I would never do that. I've done that once. It's the the G forces that you hit are pretty cool. I think I would like literally shit my pants. Like it would just like you'd be like a toothpaste tube.

Like the G forces would just squeeze it all out. Yeah, that'd be rough because as you're going up it's coming up behind you. So when you stall it's just all catching you. Yep. That would be just go straight back up You can come on you should know you can never put toothpaste back in the tube That's out man. Guess what is your purview vacation? Staying at home playing video games. Yeah, I knew that's gonna be the answer I was thinking Vegas would be up there for you No, I just want to play video games at home. I'm on TV. Are you like the staycation? Yeah, I've been playing Dead Rising 3 like an absolute We finished it yet? No. I'm on the second to last

chapter though. Okay. Chapter six? Yes. And I've got two days left. The time I really isn't a big deal. No, not at all. I love it. You leisurely pace. I feel like the god of rid of a lot of the like the high stress stuff. The stuff that made it really difficult and now it's just fun. Yeah, and there was a new psycho which gave me something new to shout at the TV. And it was, ooh, kinky. Oh, that was the... Wait, what the... The lucky guy?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Basically in the boss fights you can stun them kind of or make them change what they're doing by yelling a thing that it pops up on the TV, that connects it up. And usually it's like, you're crazy, calm down. But one of them was like, oh, kinky. It was the guy who fight in the sex shop. Does connect have any trouble reading your voice, reading your voice all the time.

We talked about it last week a lot. And it understands me maybe like once every five times. Can you choose the accent that it hears? I can pick English, but it changes my entire Xbox to English, which gives the takes away like like Hulu and stuff. Yeah, you finally got your PlayStation fix, right? Yeah, I logged into my PS4 last when the PS4 came out with my ex-pre-existing PSN network, PSN, PSN username.

And it was just like, nope, it hasn't come out in England yet, so you can't do anything. But now that it's lost in England, you can. Unlocked it all for me. I was showing Gavin this that now on the Xbox One, there are leaderboards for apps like Hulu Plus. So you can see how many videos your friends have watched. No, Jesus.

So he didn't know it was there. It took me a while to find it again. If you go into the app, where you install it from, and then pull up app details, on the side, there's a leaderboard. It's crazy. It's a little creepy. I want to turn mine off.

And it also shows you if you pull up Netflix, it shows you the number of movies that your friends have rated Not well. There's an achievement based on that right. I think there's like an achievement for rating I think that's the only reason people do it. Yeah So I think it's like five then 25 and a hundred or something like there's so many you do So that might be people's going through his rating stuff just get those achievements too. Yeah, it was our the only people who had rated Netflix movies in there were our friends who are in a film. Oh, okay Who live down here?

Do you ever write stuff on iTunes or Netflix or anything when I first got Netflix like the DVD service before the head streaming? Yeah, I went through and I rated just about everything I could really Hoping that it would start recommending stuff that I liked and it really was mediocre at best I never read ratings for stuff ever. I was getting when if you buy something on Amazon and then it says, right, your interaction with a seller. I never do it. I got a call today from my bank.

And it was like a survey call saying, oh, use an ATM at this location. How did you feel about the ATM? Really? OK. And there's like three questions as fast. It was clean. That was weird.

They're like, you know, would you use that location again? Like what's your what's your opinion of our bank? Like, okay, and that's strange. That doesn't work because if it was just complete crap, you wouldn't use it there. Yeah, yeah. So they would never know to content. Well, some people, I mean, like some people,

like time-order cable, like people hate time-order cable, but some people have to use them. And so it's kind of like, all right, you know, it's kind of forced to just buy, you know, it's kind of forced to just buy lack of options. So I understand that for some things, but bank, so there's so many banks out there, you should be able to use whatever you want.

I just got rid of cable. Yeah, I'm really happy. Nice. I was watching I think like one or two shows ever. No. And paying $80 a month or however much cable is, I got rid of it. Now I keep getting offers from AT&T

wanting to sell me cable. So did you cut your build out? Yeah, like more than in half. That's awesome. And now when Gigabit Fiber comes out, you can spend all the money you save on that. It's the fact that it's internet possible. I also just paid my car off, which is exciting. Look at you. Yeah. I thought you were going to have all this extra money. Was that your Hanukkah gift to yourself? No, just leasing the card. It's just my segue into the fact that Thanksgiving and Hanukkah were on the same day this year. They were, which is, I think the first time it's happened, and I don't know how long, but the next time it's going

to happen. And since Moses rescued the Jews. I think they said the last time that it had happened was before Thanksgiving was celebrated. Or it was like it was had an official date. So it may have happened, but there was no recording and the next time I think is gonna be Like 75,000 years. Yeah, I have I have the year down here. It'll be in the year 79 811 Jesus almost almost

Yeah, why is it so far away? I read an explanation of it and it was so complicated. I couldn't really fathom it But I think the gist of it was the Hebrew calendar is the lunar base instead of solar based So months typically have 29 or 30 days. So as time goes on Thanksgiving and Hanukkah drift further apart from each other Yeah, and unless there's like a reset of the Hebrew calendar which happens every so often They'll so is it gonna be in the sum of then? No, that's why they reset it. Right. It'll eventually be a really funny.

If people during Christmas are still like, oh, happy Hanukkah because they assume it's the same time. It's like that was like six months ago. This is Leaponica this year? Yeah. I lit the candles with my parents last night on FaceTime. Oh, did you? Yeah.

It was lovely. So that sounds like an apple ad waiting to happen, right? I know. Oh, did you? Yeah, it was lovely. So that sounds like an Apple ad waiting to happen, right? I know. And by saying, I mean, I listen to them sing as I sat there like... It's a shame there's not an app for that. Like you can get like a internet-connective menorah, and you can like hit a button on your app, and you can light the candle. Oh, it's shared there.

So it's like through there. They can do a Weemo switch for that. Yeah, plug it in, turn it on. My dad develops apps, you should make that one. You should totally make that. It's like connected to like one of those big lighters. And like you hit the app and like a little robotic arm to squeeze it And it just knows like you can like a consensus where the tops of different candles are That would be really funny. It's going to be somebody in lawsuits, but how does that work?

Well, then you have a pocket dial that you can't rely on But then you have to like you're using FaceTime already So you have to like hold it up on your iPhone or something if you're using an iPad. Because you can't run an app, we'll be on FaceTime, I think. You can, you just pause video. Unless you can run video through the app, it's part of the app. There you go. And then you can like touch where you want the lighter to go and it like, it can sense where it is from the video.

So you was talking to a family member and you pressed it. I don't know, I'm just kidding. I've got hair sparring on. I'm just kidding. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this idea. It's true. Yeah, it's all over. Like the Amazon drones. Like nothing will go wrong with those little flying bugs

that are going to destroy people. What's your call, Amazon Prime? Amazon Prime. Air, yeah. Which is 30 minutes, this is an out yet, right? No, no. But you'll be able to press a 30 minute delivery. Yeah And this is the video. It loads it onto a

Quadcopter thing or an octopus. Yeah, it's like a six-roader copter or something Yeah, so basically I'm guessing it has to be within a certain location like a certain warehouse Like if you live within 10 miles of one of their distribution centers Yeah, and I think they have just they have distribution centers in major cities, right? What are the chances those would crash into each other well the shots are pretty slim yeah into each other probably very well the chance that they're gonna land and a bunch of kids are gonna grab them and steal them seriously like they could just watch it fly over there and be like but it's

got on the fucking GPS tracking device on it yeah well so does an iPhone though and people still nick those yeah but I think your Amazon's gonna like be invested they're gonna show up to your door. Jeff Bezos is gonna show up with a fucking baseball bat and break your goddamn knees gonna give his drone back. I think it was my room. Give me my robots. They steal the package. Like they see one of those robots. Yeah, but as it is right now, they can steal the package off someone's door stop with yes or FedEx. Yes, or FedEx steals the fucking package. At least the goddamn drones. I can steal my goddamn iPhone. Yeah, but you can watch people get packages like you don't know I like to watch

Well, I would have something like you get like a location marker or you have to say like this is location I want air to get or air whatever the drone drop you got to be able to designate like Like your backyard or something like just land here is that would give it a lot of stuff it meets from taking the thing out Popping in some feces and sending it back a lot of stuff. It meets from taking the thing out, popping in some feces and sending it back to the way. It's just waving to it as a good way. Based on the video, it seemed like the copter took off without the packaging. Yeah, I could hide it. The packaging might be like you send it back through the mail. Yeah, or you just keep it, you know. Why have we talked about putting poo into things like

multiple times on this podcast? Like what? Oh, like poo back in the toothpaste. Who's interesting? I'm not pooing the's interesting I was joking that when this service comes out If the service ever comes out at our new studio we'll have to build like a landing facility with like six landing paths And we have higher blame to be out there with flashlights like landing them like guiding them down He does big ear muffins until there as common as delivery trucks people are just gonna mess with them The first thing I thought I want to make it land on glue and see if it could take off again. Like a fly paper or a genius, like a goddamn fly? You leave a note for it, take some.

Like, no, no. Well, I take some toilet paper to it, so it's a fly. So I'm pointing out that they should add like web cams to them too, so you can actually watch it in route to wherever you can. But what I was saying was that, you know, well what I was saying in the conversation with someone this morning about it,

is that Amazon is, you know, they sell physical goods, but essentially they're a data company. So if they're flying all of these drones and expanding their service, all they'll do with that is attach cameras and then make like an even better, like Google Maps, where it's like constantly being updated because Google Maps has to rely on all satellite data. Why not, you just update it from drones

that are flying every day constantly. They should make them security cameras as well while they're flying. Because they'll catch crime. They'll probably catch assholes like you're setting down glue cap for them or toilet paper like he embarrassed our drone. This is going to sound stupid. What what's the actual definition of a drone? That's what I said 10 mile radius.

I'm sorry. What was your question? I mean, told information already fucking said. What's the actual definition of a drone? A drone aircraft? I think it doesn't necessarily have to be an aircraft. being told information I already fucking said. What's the actual definition of a drone? Is it just a man? A man? A craft? I think it doesn't necessarily have to be an aircraft.

It's just like a, uh, on a matter of robot, yeah. Because when I heard that they were gonna have like drones deliver your packages, I thought it was gonna be like actual robot. Look at dude walking up to you. Oh. Hello Barbara. And I was like, how is that more efficient?

I don't get it. I am from Amazon. Brits, Brits, Spiner shows up at your front door. There you go. Bye. You might be thinking of droids. That's the word. Yeah. Well, these are unmanned, unmanned drones, aerial vehicles. Yeah.

But I'm excited. They said that they want to have it up in like four to five years. You know something I don't know. They said 2015 at the earliest and it's like like like Bezos was talking about talking to the FAA about flight space and all that stuff. You know The FAA is gonna say? Haha no. Yeah, I like you as a shit. I'm dodging them. I'm constantly like Jeff Bezos and like Elon Musk like they're gonna They're like this super geniuses with money now that are doing crazy shit like this. They're gonna fly drones to space. Yeah, that'd be cool.

And then send you your packages like that. You know something is a cool idea that when the first question and frequently asked questions is this sci-fi? Yeah. Is this an April Fool's joke? Seriously? Yeah, I mean, that was unbelievable

that they announced that. Yeah, now I saw that and I like this is this can't be real I was thinking about like shit. I was on Reddit and I was watching the video. I'm like this is like a Just like a fan-made video right or something. I don't understand what's happening. That is the future of pizza delivery Well, isn't dominoes doing that too like dominoes is looking the exact same thing. Oh really? Yeah Yeah, apparently with dominoes is looking to like unmanned drones to deliver pizza. They'd be called drone minos? No, they couldn't. Did you see that one to be their name?

That made me think about this. Did you see that interactive billboard that British Airway set up? What the kid pointing at the plane? Yeah, the kid pointing at planes as they're flying over? I haven't seen it, but apparently I guess Domino set up a similar thing, like a parody of that one, like pointing out Dominoes delivery drivers in the area

Sorry, I changed my answer to Dama drones That's not any better improvement. That's two strikes bar So we still got an hour left. We should set up like a like the pun strike meter in the car Reson we have like a graphic for this Then we can just like overlay on the screen Like no, Amy's no more more each time Yeah, it's slowly blocking you and reducing the volume. Eventually then we just like the ejector seat activates. He's just getting out of here.

Drone comes and gets you and takes you and flies you off. Barbara Drone Clemen. That's three. There you go. That's out. You're out of here. Take a break. Ladies and gentlemen, it's been Barbara Duncan. Hey, I mean, Barbara Duncan man. SoONKLEMAN. I don't believe. So I'll drone as the future. Well, I'm not going to be in a bar. At a tiny little drone will come over and just go refill my drink and fly off. I mean, even better questions. Will you be at a bar, two drunk to drive,

and can you call a drone to come pick you up and take a home? Well, it'd be like, assholes. I imagine like, just don't asshole being flown back to there. It's like, fuck you off, fight you drone. Come at a drone. Come at me drone. You know that sea? Please be quiet, sir. Max there like fuck you off. I you drone You know that see the quieter That's even the matrix when Neo gets born into the real world. Yeah come up with that Flying Just like college campuses

The bad side of the reason I'll never see that is drunk people would just instantly start throwing up at that And you're under under a drone A drunk person is being flown over your left Oh, they'll be two of them side by side with two drunk people and they'll see each other You want to go? You want to go and then be like swinging at each other flying through there? What if the drones had to obey them? They had to fight too? Yes Excuse my friend. He's had too much to drink

And then the drones were tight with alarms they start coming I thought of another pun but I'm not gonna say it. Come on you got to try drunk driving Drunk driving Driving drunk punning That's what he said drunk driving drunk That was that was better. That was an improvement What's it probably just that one and maybe not have said the other three and then good You got to you got to learn to put the filter on not let them all out there never we are getting to the future though electric cars

Technology I keep thinking to myself. Don't technology is such a good level if it stopped now it actually be very happy No, I'm not going to be happy, but I'd be fine if you could content with life. Everything's just great. I feel like we're at a peak right now. No, no, I think travel is good. There's still working on travel stuff. Like I had a bunch of back on travel. Concorde was the future. They went, they stopped it. Yeah, but I mean like like even like Elon Musk was doing like those tube things like down highways. Something we're gonna see something like that in our life. No, we need like fucking ram jets. You look like like New York to LA,

like in 30 minutes, like the modified jets or whatever. Yeah. Well, that's what space ship X is, right? I don't know how it works. If I knew I would work, I'd be making that. Instead of fucking making a goddamn stupid ass podcast. That's just nothing that exists. Yeah, I think it exists.

Like NASA works on it. People way smarter than me. You know what they don't do? They don't make a podcast. This is my contribution to technology in the future. This, talking about drone. This fucking 1280 by 720 box that I'm sitting in. Can you use magnets to get stuff faster than planes?

Sure. Why not? I don't know. Can you use magnets to get stuff faster than planes? Faster. Electromagnets, like, oh my god, I'm literally like, that are like, mag live.

Yeah. We know those things that fire. What are those guns? Real guns. Real guns. Yeah, then it's just magnets, right? I think it's a real gun. Yes, you know, in a basic sense, yes.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Magnets, man. How do you mean magnets, magnets, bitch? Science, bitch. How do they work? I don't think you're going from New York to LA. Why don't they just put a giant magnet in LA and like hold it up in the sky Wait for the plane because you have a lot of people's fillings come flat out

Are feelings magnetic Well, you know, I the really good ones are I think oh, well, that's just all people then All ones are I think oh, well, that's just old people then Postal the people hanging from drones the cars just flying Yeah, I don't know like I think that there's gonna be technology as far as like travel stuff I think that's gonna be there's still a lot of room there to grow I mean you got to think like how how long ago was it there was it the right brothers? Was that 1903? Yeah. So it's been, we've just over a hundred years, and then planes are still our primary long distance traveling. I think there's more to it than space. Well, I mean, like, like space, the space should back there talking about, like,

be able, like, launch from one place, go and then land in like 30 minutes, you know, pretty much anywhere on the planet. Yeah, that's, I mean, that's what's up in the future. Yeah. I had that idea. I should be creative. I swear, I mean that's what's the good way. Yeah I had that idea I should be creative. I swear I mentioned that on a podcast before. I think you were the first person to ever. Why bother flying when you can go up into space wait for 12 hours and come right now. I think they do more than way and I think they actually go in the direction in order to save time. Gavin's travel plane. You cannot move anywhere on the latitude you just have to be on that one line as I was rotating. Yeah that's one thing about tethering the moon is if you had a rope from the moon hanging to earth Hold on to the rope the earth would rotate it however many thousands of miles per hour and then you like good you're that

I forgot about you It's been too long. They've talked about space elevators before like that's a legit thing where they were talking But like imagine if you had something from the space station you were able to drop a line and then connect it from something coming up from Earth but the problem with that is there's so much kinetic electricity going from there static electricity that there would be impossible is it kinetic or static I don't know what a stream fishing from the space station really really long like they drop down a moon rock to try to get a geologist like I can see it like they're like fishing for scientists or nerds

Take a rock like wrapping a dollar bill If you pull the fish from the ocean real to into the Rock people no fish That'd be ridiculous. Yeah, I'm stupid. Yeah Why would you fish for people because it's funnier? Why would your fish for for fish from space because if I put a rock on the earth There's no guarantee that someone's gonna hold it. That's why I said a moon rock. He's not gonna hold it How do you know what it a moon rock looks like anyway? You know it has a little stick that's his moon rock like a little toothpick and a side table of rock

Do you know which one is the moon rock? Yeah, sure. It's a one covered in regolith Moon dust. Yeah That's right. You can put portals on that. Oh, that's right So what was your idea you would fish? So why would you catch fish from the space station? It would just be like an extreme form of fishing. I see so like it would be like a touristy thing It would be a look at event that the board astronauts can do while they're on the space station How long would the real the spool like? I mean, this is why I was thinking it would have to be so long that it would be too heavy I think to hold wouldn't it?

Well, it's space there's zero gravity so you can hold anything really well everything below the atmosphere would be pulling on you there Yeah, you just sit up to like a spacewrench Bring a tow truck I'm just fucking just Bring a tow truck up Problem solved I like how this is the limiting problem in your story is with the fishing line be too heavy Not all of the other No, it seems like a conditionally the fishing line might be too heavy like the most

Practically solved English all problem. That's the problem. I just like the idea of fish being plugged out the ocean It just keeps going oh Jesus I just like the idea of fish being plugged out the ocean All this fish friends What happened to Thomas? I must go now my planet needs me They're like a cashier release you get him like oh, I'm thrown I was just saying that back down to the earth. It's an astronaut on the space station. He just goes, and it's just... I'm just...

I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... Like George Collinian, Santa Bob. Just watching this float by the way. How long would a fish survive in space? I don't know. I don't know.

I mean, I don't know. That's actually a good question, because... The way that it's long is a human would survive. Well, you gotta figure it out. I'm thinking more of the waters. How are you talking about? Like... It just can the same thing same problem we have also there's like the lack of pressure Yeah, the crazy fluctuation in temperatures

I think I'm in like on the space station. Are you just mean it out in space? Yeah, he doesn't think about this stuff. He just like poses the most basic form of the question I remember learning as a kid that if you took off your helmet and spaced your head or explode. I don't think that's actually true. Apparently it's a myth. Apparently, like, it doesn't explode, but you'll just... I always thought... You have to, like, hold your breath out or something?

I always thought it was because there's no air. There's air in your suit and in your body. So the vacuum in space would just pull your air out. But that would be a very fast process. There's not that much air in your suit. Yeah, there's air in your body that would be sucked out, surely. Yeah, but your body's not airtight, your body's porous. You're supposed to let all the air out of your lungs. I think I've heard what Barbara said. I don't know if it's true or not. I don't know if it's true or not. Your lungs are kind of like... It's like when you come up when you've been deep diving, you have to

let your air out otherwise you get the pressure. The bends. The bends. Maybe I got the bends. And then you go gammie for the rest of your life. Yes, nitrogen bubbles that build up in your brain. And in your joints. Have you ever been scuba diving?

No. I've been snorkeling, never scuba diving though. Even scuba diving? Nope. I went scuba diving once in a pool as like a practice run. And they told you that if you hold your breath when you're like deep under waters and scuba diving once in a pool as like a practice run. And they told you that if you hold your breath when you're like deep underwater and scuba diving, your lungs could explode.

That's guard me for life. I was like, I am never going scuba diving. The pool is the last thing you did. Yeah. Anybody know what scuba stands for? Sustains, something underwater breathing apparatus. Self-contained. Self-contained.

Underwater breathing apparatus. You got three out. Self-contained. Underwater breathing apparatus. You got three out of five, come on. Well done. Yeah, when I was younger, I used to think I would want to go scuba diving. But then, as I started getting older, I started thinking more and more about what you're actually doing.

I was like, I'm not going to do that. That's crazy. I'd sooner go to space than scuba dive, I think. Really? I think it's really a cool concept. You're breathing underwater. It's a cool concept. You're breathing out your water. It's a cool concept. Yeah, you're right.

Yeah. Yeah, but you can breathe underwater with a snorkel. Not like that deep. Get a really long snorkel. That's your solution to everything. Come on, get a really long one. You're looking at a really long one. But legs, legs, affects physics.

Yeah, it does. Like, there's our next t-shirt. No. But like, if you have a straw, you can suck water up the straw, right? Yeah. You can only do that for like 10 meters, and then the straws don't work. I want to see you make a 30-foot long straw to prove your point right now. Like, you could get it, the wall get up to a certain level, and then it just boils.

You could get a stronger pressure. The boils? Yeah, it evaporates. In the straw. It starts steamingaming doesn't it? News to me doesn't it boy what Chris is laughing Evaporate like the pressure makes it evaporate. I don't think he knows Wait, so you're saying water so you're saying water can be transported in a tube longer than 10 meters

You can't suck against Gravity 10 meters And apparently the boy- You can't suck against Gravity ten meters more up. So okay So what about these skyscrapers like there are there's water on the top floors of those things I have it's drinking from a glass. It's on the floor on the top of the skyscraper Wow on the top of the skyscraper. Wow! Like, I've known you to say some dumb things. But I'm seriously confused as to what you're saying. I'm assuming it's dumb, but it might not be.

What do you mean what I'm saying? No one drinks a cup of water on the floor of the top of a skyscraper. Is that what you said? You're saying? Someone in the top of the skyscraper. Yeah. Okay. People are agreeing with you Gavin is right The pressure increases the temperature and the water does boil in a long straw. Oh

Chris it boils I don't see this I don't I don't by the way that was Twitter telling me that I didn't look that up So what was the username? Roars and J. Volton. Thank you guys. Good job guys. I will give you $100 if you put together a straw that long and try this experiment. Okay. We can find somewhere to do a 10 meters, roughly 33 feet or so. Yeah.

So just give me a cup. Does it have to be upright or could it be like? Well apparently it has to be upright. It has to be straight up. Do you think you have enough sucking power to get something out of him? He does suck. But do you think you can get something out of a straw that long? Yeah.

Oh yeah. Where can you buy a straw of that length? Like how would you do that realistically? We could just change straws together. Yeah, but that you would lose pressure at each joint. Not if you bunged him. Bunged him? Is that a side song? Bungdom style?

Well, our straws, when they make straws, they make them like just like the one or six inches or whatever it is, or do they make like one long tube then it's cut it. I don't want you to fucking straw-pot. There's bound to be like a reading rainbow episode where they show that straws are too. Works for a straw-pot. If we have a listener that works for a straw manufacturing plant,

please contact us and let us know if we can purchase a 10 meter long straw. email CalebEachEmohunter.com We'll draw lines in pen on the outside of the straw, how high the wall goes. Yeah, yeah, of course. And where it boils. This is like Mythbusters episode stuff right now. Like we can do this, this is a big fan. I'm not for it.

We can film it. We make an RT life out of it. All right, here on the right. The only one who knows this isn't gonna work. You guys are gonna we can do this is be fun I'm not for it we can film it We make an RT life out of it No, no one who knows this isn't gonna work. You guys are gonna. They'll do this. What's so I don't talk about it We'll never do yeah, well we're not gonna find a straw long enough like if you if you bungum together You know fucking the pressure at every juncture the straw cave in I think It doesn't work. Yeah, you can't we need a we need a solid We have a solid steel 10 meter long straw? I'm sure it would kill me somehow. What if it sucks into the back of my throat?

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He's a phattonian, the Simpsons, isn't he? Yeah, is he really? Yeah, Joe Montagna? That's Tony. And remember, I know my favorite thing of him was when he hosted an episode of Saturday Night Live, and people thought he was Joe Montana. There was like a kid in the front row wearing all Joe Montana outfit stuff. Was that a joke or was it? Yeah, one of the audience bits during the monologue. But yeah, Joe Montana. Yeah, he, he's been a lot of stuff, but I most know him as fat Tony. That's what I so

10 meter long straw. Yeah, we've got to have someone to make this for us. Yeah, so I'll get a metal pipe that that long, but then you can't see through it Yeah, and I feel like you would want to know I feel like the last coupleings on It's like what's going on in that It's you do like troding his cat How much okay in a normal sized straw how much liquid would it take to fill the entire straw like how much how big with the like the bucket at the bottom have to be That we got all the way to the top would it fill the whole thing how wide is the straw yeah it depends on

I'm just saying like, like typical straw with a good bulk standard sort of like a quarter of an inch maybe? It's fine, if that. I'm sure like a gallon should be fine, right? I guess so. I'm sure I'm sure it's not that much. But then it's like you have to have the second power to hold a gallon up.

You've seen, when you pull stuff in a test tube it fills up super quick. Yeah. It's probably not that much at all. Well, I don't know. It's all math stuff, math and science podcast. What if you used a water hose? Is that too thick?

That's probably too much. You try to put your lips like in there. Yeah, but it's the thing you, ah, you put it in your mouth. I'm so excited for all this. That was sick. Luckily, they didn't have to be in time. They missed it. Dude again.

No, I'm not doing that again. What if we got a fresh water hose and ran water through it for a while just to get it clean? Would you do it out of that? What was that different to a solar hose? I think it's too thick though. Like you couldn't suck up like a normal amount. But they make those like the thin stretchy water hoses.

Maybe one of those in a stretch it taught to do it. Oh, to find a solution. It's really intrigued by this. Yeah, no, no. To me, now I'm trying to figure out how we can actually make it happen. You're in that mode now. I'm building things and making it work. Absolutely.

I'm definitely the building thing. I don't know, at some point, I've hit this age now where I want to buy tools and just build everything. I'm building that console shelf right now. It's actually working on a shelf for the consoles for about two weeks. Two weeks? I just, I mean, he's been tweeting about it almost. He's been working on it.

Well, I love seeing like process of stuff. Like when you see someone working on something, you'll make it. You get to see the process every time. Oh, there you go. So here's a photo of you're watching at home. That's my kitchen shelf. And that's, I think that was the end of the first run.

And then I took it into work and did some testing on it and make sure it actually worked at the office. Then I took it home over this long weekend and then we painted it. I did a little bit of cable management. I still got to finish up. So what is your main purpose for doing it? Is it just so it doesn't overheat?

So it doesn't overheat and also clear up the shelf space. Because mine are just stacked. I'll go through the console stacks on each other. I can't tell you. I'll yell at you. You'll get a $600 device, a $500 device, and you're just resting an entire machine on top of the vents of that thing. Yeah, you's the issue, right? I only one console is ever on

at once. Alright? Yeah. It's fine. They're not all cooking each other. Yeah, but they still not having proper ventilation. The PS4 vents are on the back. They're not on the top. The X-Box one. So we put the PS4 on the bottom then. Is that on the bottom? No, the PS... Pfft. What? Why is it on the bottom then if it doesn't have vents on the top? It's in the middle. Okay, that's actually fine.

Yeah, and then they sit to the side of the fans on the Xbox One. No, the Xbox One has a fan. And the fan is on one side. So my PS4 is on the other side, so you get ventilation there. The 360, who cares about that? He seems to have a shit together. I can't take I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. We should go look at it. I think there's a photo of Gavin stack somewhere that you can see is not the case at all. I tweeted it recently if they want to find it. But I think it'll be fine. I think we can leave

them going for a year. If anything, yours is going to break first. No, not at all. Let's do a bet. Do a bet right now. Let them run for a year. 100 bucks. 100 bucks. But one of one of your consoles packs up before what am I? All right. So if, okay, if one of yours dies run for a year. 100 bucks. 100 bucks. But one of you will cleanse those packs up before what am I? All right, so if, okay, if one of yours dies before what a mine. Yeah. But if they both, if they both survived, then we're good. It's a, it's a mood bet. Yeah.

All right, I'll shake on that. So what are you betting? 100 bucks. That was lame. You don't have a mic anywhere. You could just. There you go. So you said, oh man, I was pulling the picture up too. So what's the

bet? A hundred bucks? A hundred dollars that one of my consoles will die before one of Gavin's or... Here we have Gavin's stack if we want to show you. So as you can see, look at all of the space, the Xbox One has the breed. Yeah, on the right. The Xbox One does not have very much of that. On the right, the air is getting sucked in that gap. That's a third of the actual size of head, but you know it will be fine So what's the date of the so December 2nd? So until until next December will say I

Yeah, one year until next December. Why don't you do it until one of them breaks? Okay, so the first one ever broken machine. I've got to tell you I've treated I've treated equipment that I own extremely badly For example my Xbox at, my 360 has been on since I've had it. Just constantly, always on and it's fine. It's almost like you're daring it to break. I'm trying to get it to break. I'm trying to I'm doing whenever I own something, I do stress tests at the same time, the whole time.

Did it just buy a brand new laptop? Because it broke. I smashed my laptop. And you've had to get new phones and a new iPhone I spent a lot money the other day I replaced a screen and my phone did you just get the screenfixer to get a whole new laptop I actually just bought a display that I could plug my laptop into so he's not replacing the laptop okay what's what's weird about that I understand why you just wouldn't buy another laptop

okay hit is an Apple display or yeah yeah, it's expensive then it was a grand it's like the cost of a laptop No, the cost of fixing the screen on my laptop was like 600 bucks anyway So I figured if I spend a little bit more I get something new that I can then use with a desktop as well, okay It's a good point and I can use my laptop again with a with a Thunderbolt. It's just not really portable. I never used it portable I used to either a work or a home. I'm fine with it. metal? Because in the manufacturing thing, I didn't see them become black. They just look like silver. Yeah, they're painted. Then they painted like a special edition red one for talking off for charity or something.

Yeah. The charity where there's telling people about what's going on. It's raising awareness. And Johnny Ives desk. Oh, did they? Or a ridiculous amount. What was that noise? I don't know. There's a truck outside.

There's a drone taking off. Oh, when the back comes there. For everyone in a building to order that 30 minute thing at the same time. Watch me out. Watch some deploy the entire fleet of drones. The same thing. That'd be awesome. I think I read them. Imagine one of them having to do like a go around because the landing parts. Yeah, I think the reds freaking out over there. I don't know. Something is I think I read that they can carry up to five pounds. I think they said that it can accommodate up to 86% of the orders that they ship. Oh, I know what it is. It's just a thing you're looking at because you can unplug it, I think. It's just for the Xbox.

It's a it's the switch, the networking switch. It's got a bad fan in it. No, speaking of our stuff being mistreated. All right. So Katie just texted me. Google science says you can't suck more than 9.8 meters or 30 feet. Also the likelihood of getting it, getting it there is slim as you need a perfect vacuum to get it that high. And I don't think you can create a perfect vacuum with your mouth. You know me very well. I still love to try it though, that'd be fun. It's okay. We'll have an office suck off. right? That's the worst name for it.

Damn, it's gonna be at the center of the office suck off. But we'll see you know, I'm sure. We'll see you can Swadis the office suck off again. Men and women welcome and we'll see who can suck the highest in the Ristuth office. I think it's gonna be a good video. We can make an IT life How that you're right? All right, you give me the ringleader for the RT Run that by run that by HR first Look at the t-shirts made I think it's possible you're wrong with that man. I never said anything better in

Well Christmas parties coming up It's wrapped all together Christmas suck up so Speaking of Christmas. I'm gonna segue here. We had our holiday sale that ends today Yes, it is the last day to get and discount No, I'm about Christmas suck off Sorry, it's rooster teeth come on It's

Anyway, can I just ask you a question what's who the Christmas crap already it's December thanksgiving it's it's a little miracle works so after Thanksgiving you put Christmas up yes so what I mean mom people are now doing it before Thanksgiving but to me thanksgiving is the deadline like the twat Friday of the entire year this Christmas

decorations yes yeah for all of October is typically Halloween stuff. Like floating around, you see like candy on one out. Silly. So a month is about enough to sort of celebrate a holiday. We have our tree over here that's filled with Rooster Teeth merchandise. Oh yeah.

I've got DVDs, the scarves. All the things you typically put on your tree. There's a scarf right now, the new Rooster Teeth scarf very lovely. We have an Achievement Hunter scarf as well. I don't know what else will we announce? There's a bobble heads up there. B&E's, Skate Decks, there's going to be Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter watches soon. Yeah, the watches are coming.

I think those got a little delayed Saturday. Did you mention the UK store? Yes, there's going gonna be a UK store. So you can buy all of those people at the Eurystrophy store. Oh, that's me with Scott, if you wanna purchase a Gavin. There's gonna be a UK store sometime early this week. We don't have an exact day yet, but people in the UK and I guess the rest of Europe

could shop there and get Eurystrophy merchandise for. Thanks for starting that after I moved to America. I could have done with that for the last 10 years. Yeah. Well, that'd work here, so I think it's great. Well, I know the Australian stores have owned really, really well. Yeah.

And the Australian fans are very appreciative of receiving their items locally. A lot of the comments on the journal I posted about the UK store are just like, this is the best news I've heard of my life. Nice. Did some of them in Australia say that the Gents shirt was out set on the Lads shirt?

I think so. That is bull crap. I think it's what they said over there It was on a very sad when no maybe because the Jens has been to us really more than the last. That's true. Have they? I don't think so. Jeff went out there a few years ago. You went there twice. Ray Michael has never been Ryan hasn't or Ryan's a Gent. Gavin you went whatever. Yeah, there's been a couple of times So of the three I have two gents have been only one lead. I guess so. Yeah, gents, gents. Boo.

So I'm doing the thing now. I'll get to that in a second. So, today's the end of our holiday sale. We had a bit of a mix up with our coupon code. Yeah. Because now with the new store, the coupon code is expire a little differently. They expire in the morning instead of it at the end of the day.

Yeah, so when you set the expiration date, it doesn't do it midnight at the end. Is it midnight the day before? And it's really silly because you can't use the same code again for another sale. So we couldn't use the same like RT holiday 1 0. We had to change it. So if you're listening, I want to use it right now. It's RT holiday T E N 10. And that's good till midnight tonight or something. I believe so yeah, but the point is it's good right now. If you're listening to this on iTunes and you're not watching this live, you're fucked. You're paying 10% more. You idiot. But you can still go to the receipt store for all the new stuff. Yeah, you idiot.

Gus, did you take advantage of black Friday shopping and cyber Monday and gray Thursday and I hate all of that. Why do you hate all that? I hate all of it so stupid because it makes a passion it makes people buy a ton of stuff and Most people kind of for it right? They put on credit and then they end up paying more for it. Didn't they let's originally made the savings Well, I don't even need a stockpiling shit that they don't need or want I know it's like oh, I don't need this TV But usually this TV's 250 and now it's a hundred dollars I have to get it so I'm gonna end up spending a hundred dollars whereas like

Paying interest on it how people behave like fucking animals. Was there any deaths this black Friday? I did not I think they're worthy I did I were two or three last year I don't know if they're worth it here people being trampled. Yeah, you see If you're watching the livestream at home, we've got's a cop taking out someone at Walmart. It looks like yeah, it's always at Walmart Yeah, it's always at Walmart There's like a woman who was tased or something by another woman see this is why this shouldn't be a thing like this video I just cancel it well people are crazy actually I went to Walmart on Thursday like we had Thanksgiving dinner and I went to a Walmart to look for like there was a deal on a like a a tool chest

And so I went there and I was like all right, maybe we'll have because I mean honestly the deal was insane It was so cheap and I was like all right I'll give it a shot and we got there and it was just flooded and like what they do is they put out pallets of stuff Like all the deals they put the pallets in the aisles and so you basically stand next to a palette and then at like the certain time They open them up and then you kind of grab it and sometimes it starts up just a melee like that where it's people go nuts I saw one video where like this guy was like picking women up out of the way and just like tossing Yeah, yeah, yeah, getting there. Yeah, I saw I read more about apparently his wife got like buried and so he threw his stuff I was trying to get people off of her. Well, he still grabbed two TVs as well. Yeah, well, I think yeah

I think that was you know he wanted to get us to I I mean so let's not faint this guy the total altruist stick well I was a blend of the white one in first he threw her on top of it yeah he threw her into grab the TV but I mean like I mean I don't I hate shopping and when his stuff like that is nuts but some of the deals are actually really good like I went on Friday my dignity is worth more than that I don't know I'm some like that like the doorbuster things I'm I that's not me at all But like on Friday and once like old Navy everything was half off. It's like shit like I got a pair of jeans for 15 bucks Yeah, okay, that's I'm not gonna turn that down and you see things like that's like I'm sure I'll give it a shot

I go to Sears and picked up some new tools for like 20 bucks for a whole set of wrenches It was awesome next year I think what I want to do is take the phantom and get in a store before it's opened just point the thing at the doors and watch in slow motion yeah because that won't be dangerous. Freddie W tweeted something like you wanted to make like a death metal music video that was just like people getting trampled. Oh yeah. Slow motion. Yeah. Black Friday. Well they've done pretty good about like the stopping of the trampling stuff like I said a Walmart they literally had people in the store kind of waiting all there. I not like they open to gate and people rush okay. I see I see something here that I want to address

People have been tweeting this fucking story to me and apparently people cannot tell when a website is a satire website anymore And they keep tweeting at me before the pockets even you know over the weekend I kept you in tweeted a lady stabbed a kill three in Chicago with a screwdriver for an Xbox one That was on a fucking satire website Do you really think you know the former president of Iran and Benjamin Netanyahu got together to decry the Iran nuclear deal Which is the next story on that fucking website? No, it didn't fucking happen Wow People just probably look up black Friday. Yeah, they find like the first thing they can it was fake fucking story

But everything on the internet is real, guys. Yeah, It's like, it drives me crazy that people can't tell when a story's old or when, like, to check for incredible stories. Did you hear about this lesbian waitress? I forgot what city it was in. Oh, yeah, that was in Jersey somewhere, I think. Jersey, who made up this, I guess it was a check from this dinner that this couple had.

And she forged it and wrote, like, something about how they're not gonna tip you because of your lifestyle choices or something and they left no tip. They found out that it was completely fake. Have they proved that it was fake yet? They had credit card statements showing the amount they paid which would have been the tip they left included with their bill of that night with that timeamp of everything from that check. So just shows that you really can't believe everything because everyone was like supporting this girl and sending her money. It was just like a viral thing. Yeah, she was just trying to get. And it worked. People were like sending her money. Because they felt bad for her. Fair play. No, that's not fair play. Yeah. I guess it isn't. This is the the waitress that they're. Oh, that's that's not a mystery yet. they're... That's not in the stream yet.

I was not going to put on the stream yet. We have a new imagery. If we want to cut to it and show people the forged... Did you see the kid who got about $22,000 worth of Bitcoin by having a thing on Game Day? Dude, that kid is so fucking smart. Absolutely, he's smart. I explain what he did. He made a banner. You know how I can college football,

that people make banner supporting teams or whatever, he just made a banner that said something like, hi mom, send, and it was like a little Bitcoin logo, and had a QR code on there. And the QR code was a link to his Bitcoin wallet. So people like, unread it, found it, and they enhanced it to where it was scannable. People thought it was really funny,

so they started sending him bitcoins. And with the way the Bitcoin wallet works, is anybody can see how much money's in the wallet, like once they have that link. Because he transactions, but you can't see who owns the wallet. Like they can keep that private. And they saw that it went from zero to $22,000. Yeah.

Well, it has $22,000. It was like 23 or 24 bitcoins, which are the worth roughly about a thousand bucks a piece, right? Genius. So it was like holy shit. So I don't know if it's ready to be shown, but we have the screenchild of the kid in the back on it says hi mom sinned and then has the QR code and it's the Bitcoin logo which is

a coin with a B on it. And yeah, so I don't know. I mean, it's funny because they talked about like this could be a viral thing or it's like actual like bullshit like someone may have just pumped money into this thing because they're driving up to value Bitcoin with more and more stories like this, because people like us talk about them, or you'll see them on the news, it's like, oh, this kid won, he got $20,000. So how do you get a Bitcoin?

You just, you can buy them, you can just purchase them outright, or you can do a Bitcoin mining, which is like using your computer for data processing, kind of like folding at home sort of, if you knew anything about that. But it's basically you're solving, solving math problems on on your computer and you get fractions and fractions of a Bitcoin Which are worth one Bitcoin is a thousand dollars right now a Bitcoin is worth roughly a thousand bucks or so So to be wow is the point of buying them just to hope the value goes up they go up like in the past year They've got rock it enough. Yeah Well, don't remember when Joel was on the podcast last couple weeks ago when he was on the podcast that day

They had hit $600 right so wow and see its stories like that where it's like more and more people are becoming interested in fighting out like it's a real thing It's just right or can you spend them some vendors take them. Yeah, yeah, like apparently I joked well not joke I said for a long time that we need to start taking bitcoins in our online store when I was saying that bitcoins were worth like $60 each. Yeah Yeah, I was like no, I'm like god damn it, we're going to make a ton of money. And I was like, when Bitcoin started, you could do this thing. In Von Nistro, I guess that I'd be. Where you like, you know, you could mine for Bitcoins.

And back in the day, it was like, you could mine one or two Bitcoins a day just by letting your computer run. Wow. And now it's like, you're getting like, you know, in-testable fractions. Is anyone quite rich from Bitcoins? Yeah. Yeah, there was one guy, that was a story of a guy in the UK

who was like a former IT worker who threw out an old hard drive, then he realized that he had a bunch of bitcoins on it that were worth like $6.5 million. So he has been at the dump for weeks now, like looking for his hard drive that he threw away, like going through like, a panel was like three or four months ago and the guy who works the dumps, they basically they add about a foot every month. So it's somewhere about three or four feet under All you know, what physically is it that he can't get it's on though

It's so the big point the way it works your wallet is on a hard drive is locally It's like it's local on a hard drive and it's password protected So all of your Bitcoin's transfer it's like this folder a local folder is not you know So you have to have an actual location and there's no way to hack this not Well, that's one of the things, one of the things they're doing when they're doing the math stuff, is it's basically, it's making sure it's legitimate. Like, it adds a lot of, it's like levels and levels of security. And so, that's one of the things

that no one has hacked yet. And that's why it's still so stable. That's why it's doing very well. And that's probably the answer. I mean, like my first assumption. I like that someone just invented a new currency. Yeah, it's cool. But yeah, it's one of those things,

or if you were in on this eight years ago, whenever it launched, you could be very interested. If you were even in a year or two ago, yeah, you could make a video on it. But that design thing is just the, it could example of how one idea will work well once. Like that million dollar homepage thing. God, yeah.

That's amazing. And that will never happen again. This is what, a pixel for a dollar. Yeah, Every pixel was a dollar. You could buy in 10 by 10 chunks and it's still in mine. It looks like crap. Obviously. But it's a piece of internet history that no one, you know, if you can say I have an ad on the million dollar homepage, it's pretty impressive. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah. What we talk about, like I'll just talk about Bitcoin. Oh, you also want to talk about the coin wallet. We're talking about that. The podcast. Yeah, the only coin.net. I think is what it is or only coin.com

So this so coin is this new thing. It's it's a credit card It's the size of a credit card. Maybe a little thicker than a credit card and what it is It's like a normal swipe card But what you do is you can actually put your cards on to this thing and so like he's got it here And so basically you hit a button and it can switch between all your different cards. So if you have like four or five cards including like, you know, like rewards cards and stuff, you can basically plug them all into one card and swap around between all the different ones and it's like, well here you go, here's my visa or like hit

a button, here's my AMX or here's my best buy card. And I'll swap through all of them. And it's also got like a Bluetooth, like a small Bluetooth chippin' it, or if it gets too far away from your phone, it'll alert you that you've like, oh, you may have forgot your card. And I'll be like, go back and get it. And apparently it only activates if it's within a certain area around your phone.

So like if someone steals it and runs away, they won't be able to use it. But if it's still there and your phone, yeah. You're fucked. But just your phone. So I'm really curious about it. I think I'm gonna pick one or two of them up and just kinda, you know,

probably one for myself and Katie. And they can people if they find I'm really curious about it. I think I'm gonna pick one or two of them up and just kinda, you know, probably one for myself and Katie. And they can people, if they find it, retract information from it. Like, can they reverse? It doesn't matter if they find your wallet, they can fucking copy your credit card numbers down right now. Anyway. Yeah, I mean, I don't always travel

with all of my cards on me. True. Fair play. But it's kind of cool. I mean, the whole idea of like, okay, you'd have your coin and your ID and your phone. That's all you need in your pocket, really. Have you ever paid by card with the contact list?

You know, you just kind of hover it over. No. I've never done that either. I've never got that to work. I have one of my cards that has the ability to do it. I think there was a lot of issues with them where people would be a checkout and then all of a sudden, it would be like, thank you for scanning your thing. And they'd be like, and like someone else in the line would have had their card scan it.

No way. Yeah, because the distance isn't actually, you don't have to be that close. It's not as close, you can actually pick up over distance. And I'm the people with like, or like, oh, I customer put their bag on the desk and then go in and get their card.

And it would already scan just like one card at random that was in there, will it? Yeah. I think the technology is kind of messed up You know, it's weird to me is that the US or at least Austin doesn't have the chip readers yet on credit cards Fuck that You guys have that right? Well, yeah, we talked about this in the podcast about how it is Stupid that there's no chip on cards. I don't get it if I leave my card in a bar in the UK

Nobody could do anything with it. Nobody could spend a penny on it, because I didn't know my pin. Here, I could just be like, oh, that's me, you know, you just, you make a stupid scribble. And it's just weird that the US doesn't have it yet. I feel like that's usually the reason the US does not want, I think it has to do with a spending mentality.

They don't want to put barriers and they don't want to slow down the transaction. They don't be as fast and easy as possible. And if it's fraud and if it's fucked up, that's fine. The bank, you know, reverse the charges. They take care to make sure the process is as easy and painless on the consumer as possible. That's not easy and painless. You have to cool the bank and then you have to get a set in your card. But that's one of the thousand people. Like that's a, you know, a fact ever person. That's never happened to me. So, so it's not it's not quicker because they when you swipe a card and have to sign they have to print something and give it to you. No, they just have to print a receipt and give it to you with chip and pin.

Yeah, yeah, fair play. So I think it back it has happened to me once a couple of months ago. I got a phone call from my bank for the primary credit card I use. And they were they have to ask me, they, they, they were like, did you attempt a $1 charge to add money to your Yahoo wallet? I was like, what the fuck is Yahoo wallet? They're like, so you don't know what that is?

I was like, no, a dollar charge. Like, okay, we're closing your account. Yeah. That's usually just like the tester. Yeah, we're sending you a new card now. Uh, let us know to see any other fraudulent charges. So why would they spend $1? I think they were just making sure the card was valid. They want to check the card before like

Yeah, but it doesn't work because they alerted yeah, I guess they like they they locked it immediately and alerted me I'm sure that's probably something that's happened to a lot of people so they probably that might be one of the sensitive things Where if they see this charge and maybe like yeah, we should call about this also my I have you know Adobe was breached recently Yeah, you know, they had a lot of passwords stolen, a lot of information stolen. I don't know that this is because of the Adobe breach. But the credit card that I used to pay for some of our Adobe subscription software got cancelled by the bank. Really? It's a business, a Ristuth card.

It sent me a letter saying that my card number may have been potentially compromised in the security breach. So to be safe, they cancelled it and sent me a new credit card. That's interesting. So I think it was because they don't be thinking about it. But I don't know for a fact that it was. Would it be it informed the company? I, yeah, they informed everyone. I mean they, they let everyone know that they had been had a security breach. Have you had issues putting your credit card with your Xbox one? Oh my god. Yeah. You having that problem too? Yeah. My, my office one doesn't work None of my credit cards work. I went I tried everyone on my personal cards I tried every Ruse Chief card. I tried my debit card nothing Well, it works to the club boy. I was bitching about it on text to burning Gavin the other day

And I had to buy like money on Amazon. I can instant code and then at that no my fucking yeah Yeah, it's pin in the ass. It's like one of those things like this should be simple. Why is this not simple? But what is going on? Why are we all being affected by this problem? All of a sudden, I don't know. Like, I don't know if it's a limited to us. Who else was talking about it? Someone else mentioned they had the problem this morning.

Shit, who was it? But I know all of Jeff's cars don't work. My office card didn't work. What about you, Barbara? I don't have an Xbox one. Someone else here in the office told me that they had the same problem. Yeah, like the other day, I just wanted to buy power start golf. Yeah, and I was like nope can't do it I was like shit. Okay, I gotta go to Amazon. I gotta buy this thing. You know get a code put it in

Fucking pants. I have been on the podcast since with the Xbox one launch. Have I? No, no, we we did the whole that we I do you guys talk about the launch the micro at the Microsoft store I mean the check presentation all that that was fun It was lovely. Yeah, you said right. I was so I was kind of shocked you showed up. I said I was gonna be there. Did you? Yeah, okay, sorry. Well, thanks for showing up. That was good Well, he made it up for not coming to the stream Those 25 hours. Oh, that's right. You were like one of one of about three people at Rooster Teeth I didn't make it on to the actual screen. So fucking wipe. I could not do it

That's alright. I wasn't that I had a make it on to the actual screen. Dude, I was so fucking wiped, I could not do it. That's alright. I wasn't there. I heard a guy called Vav was there, but it wasn't there. A superhero showed up. How destroyed was your butt hole after that again? I thought that. Really really good. Or Vav's?

The liquid mess. It's still upsetting, we don't have the footage of that put. Next year we'll have it. There's some people who have clips, which is nice. Yeah, I've seen some highlight reels and stuff. So thank you to everybody who's been doing that. We should just get like a HDMI recorder that just runs. Well, we thought that we wouldn't have to capture it

because it would be saved on the YouTube side of things. Because we thought, you know, we, we're going to, we're going to have been live stream quality. We wouldn't, we wouldn't have been like raw quality. No, we can save raw quality on YouTube. Oh, I see what you're saying. But yeah, we're, we're, we're going to live. It's going to live on YouTube.

So why don't we, we're very, what next year, we'll do it even bigger and better. and then you can show up to that one guys We'll see as long as there's another another wedding I I spent I did my time and I had a long long day. Yeah, all right a long drunken day So that that's it's funny you mentioned that so I have a story about that believe it or not I just not okay, you cannot believe it. I went to, I will believe it. The reason I was on the stream was my sister-in-law got married that day and you married her, right?

I performed that ceremony as well. Well, I was. Um, well. So, after the ceremony and everything, a bunch of her family was in town. So, we went to this Korean restaurant. It's up by Highland Mall. And, wait, there's a big family meal. So we went to this Korean restaurant. It's up by Highland Mall. And we ate there. It's a big family meal.

Tons of people, lots of food, lots of drinks. And then, after a while, everyone left. And I hadn't been back to the restaurant since then. But the other day, I went back over this weekend. And the wait staff recognized me. And they came up to us because apparently, that night that we had all eaten dinner there They did not run the credit card properly for payment. Oh my god. So like they had forgotten to

To charge the meal even though we had given them the credit cards Yeah, they were like you were here you had like you know about to be we were eating We need to rerun your credit card. We were like bullshit to be able to eat, we need to re-run your credit card. And we were like, bullshits. This sounds like some made up shit just to like scam its for money. So yeah, we went through like the online statement. I was like, no, the money had never gotten withdrawn

from the account. And it was only because we were like, how'd you remember? And they pointed at me because I was like, the only non-Korean guy there. Like, where remember him? You have a very distinctive look. And also that night, our waiter had asked, he looked at me and he goes,

were you in a music video recently? I guess you'd seen the bear naked ladies music video. That's really funny. Is that what he was talking about? Yeah. Jesus Christ, really. It was like five seconds ago. My baby.

My baby. So that's the only reason he had recognized us. That's cool. Well, I mean, that's, and I'm assuming you went ahead and paid for it then. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we like, it's not like we skipped the bill. Like it then. Yeah, of course. I hate it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's not like we skipped the bill.

Like we gave them the credit card. Yeah, yeah. Didn't run it. Huh. I would have been like your fault. No, but it was like, I mean, think about like how crazy technology is now. It's like, if I was a little kid and that happened, like, what would you do? Like, well, I'm going to go to the bank first thing Monday morning and find out if we actually

got charged or not. It's like, no, I'm like on this little future device. I'm able to like look it up. And you're like, oh, no, no, you're right. There were no charges. That's one of the things you don't want to skip out of that because I'm assuming that's a place you like if you've already gone back again. That's like like certain places that you know like there's a couple bars I go with my friends and like don't hit on the wait staff because I like this place. I don't want to get them

pissed off at you and then like we can never come back. I'm a multiple Joel. No, not Joel. Joel. Joel is actually really good. Joel is smart in those situations. Joel and some other people. There's a few people that will go unnamed. But yeah, you don't want to ruin certain restaurants. I think we have a screen shot of me the Bernic Lovie's music. Just guys. Nobody else. It's with Barbara in the foreground. I guess. I was supposed to be holding a newspaper, but we didn't actually have a newspaper because

you know it's the year 2013. Yeah. I'm going to find a newspaper on the book Congress. So we were filming the gauntlet at a theater. So it was like their summer film series, like little newsletter that they give out, like let it be able to know what the schedule was. So I was like, oh look, this looks like a newspaper. I was going around holding that.

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So yeah, I freaked Gavin out when I told him that you could see. You felt like it was an invasion of privacy when I was there. You could see all the other things that you wanted. I watched six videos and he was like, I know. Well, does it show what you're watching or just say you're on who? Okay, that's probably good. It just shows like the number of videos you watched. That would be embarrassing for some people.

Yeah, one point Sort of like the show at websites you're looking We're using the web browser like if you look like internet explorer. Yeah, you can get porn. Does it play flash video? No flash does not work on Xbox one. Do any of you have an Apple TV? Yeah, I do have you ever Airplayed porn? Yeah, I do. Have you ever air played porn? Yeah, of course. No, I have not. Why not? That's a stupid question.

You've never. No. I don't want to see it that big. Do you have an Apple TV? Yeah. Laya. I do have an Apple TV. Laya. A guarantee you've done it.

You've done it. Laya. I was just thinking that you did it. I haven't done it. I'm very open about stuff. I have not done it. Well, that half and you made it yourself off. Yes yourself off. Jesus. All right, but you have. No, I've never done that. You bet. Why not? I wouldn't do you. You lied. I'm not. I've told you I was for. I'm not really into porn.

That's right. I'm not really a. It's always a cock, you know? And it's always wet. Not always, two girls. Oh, good. Oh my God, I had a giant squirt in my mouth. And you said that. I really thought I was gonna have to spin it. Oh. I love the way your brain works. You're a gem today.

It's amazing. So I'm gonna roll back for a second here. We were talking about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Yeah. I had an idea the other day. I want to say it was on Friday. I think it was on Black Friday. I was watching the news and there's all the stories about violence and people getting

hurt. And I thought I wish there was a website I could go to that had all of the Black Friday fights and the stories about them in one place I could watch them all there's a Black Friday death count website, I think So I want it so I was like I'm gonna register the domain Black Friday fights calm So I went to go look it up. It had just been registered that same day That same day so when else at the same Registered it was like a beam me by a couple hours. That sucks

Well, you should have called it black fright back. Yep. Keep going. It's like it's a website I just have to update really once a year. Yeah, and it's like you just archive it It's like these were the fights in 2013 So how many times you come up with ideas and then like that'd be a great idea I'll never do it like just think about something like that'd be really cool. But I did that with video ideas a lot. That would be a great, that would be 10 million views. That's because you always assume someone else

has thought of it already. I got really, I did, I had this idea for a blog. When I was doing a lot of writing for any cool, I would get a lot of like swag and stuff. Like you're gonna go to South by Southwest and you get like just random crap. So I had an idea for like a swag blog where basically you could just post photos of stuff

that you got for free, like anyone could submit stuff. And so we'd be like, oh, I'm at this party and they have these free things. And it would be like a thing where you could take a photo and upload it and boom, anyone could do it. But I actually had registered, I had worked and I mean, if I had worked on the actual website and there was never did anything with it.

The best website I think that Jeff and I ever came up with that we never finished. We started it. I mean, we did a lot of work. We designed the website. We made a lot of graphics. We had a website called Price Puncher. And what it was going to be was, it was a website that would just automatically spider hardware and software websites.

And it showed you the cheapest place to buy it. Like you enter it, like, I want to buy this. And it would tell you, this is where you can buy it from, this how much it costs. And that we would just use affiliate links for all of the websites and then we can make money like that way but then we realized we didn't know how to code so we didn't know how to spider the websites and actually do it so we're like oh okay then we we never actually did anything with it no you know was it so we had like price puncher? No, no, I think it back. I think it was L. Cheepo.

Would you ever want to find out how much money you could have made if you weren't lazy? Like if you can have if someone if you can have your own figure It'd be like guess really had the potential to be worth 26 million dollars or something like that. No, that's the price It's like the question if you if you could find out what day you would die, would you find it out? Like what do you learn? Like if someone said you were going to die on this day and this year, what do you want to know?

No, it wasn't because if you were going to die in 2071, you could just be a lunatic and you probably die. And what if it was, this is your maximum year you'll die, the maximum date. Like if you fuck up You know the pencil to die before I would not want to do that you will literally not live a single day past I would like that you could potentially live up to this date if everything goes right, but if you fuck up now So you basically describe like if you take a gun and shoot yourself then yeah, you're gonna die at that day It's okay. I wouldn't want to know because I wouldn't want to hear it if it was like

soon within the next 10 or 15 years, you know. Dave. Stop it. It's a little threatening. It makes me think of like the accident Paul Walker was in over the weekend. Just fucking crazy. Did you see the picture of the car? Yeah, that was... You can barely tell what it is. Unbelievable. And the crazy thing to me was I felt like the tree they hit wasn't that big. And it really wasn't damaged. They might, you see, the tree is actually in the middle of the car. It's not the tree on the right. Yeah.

Oh my God. What the? Yeah, don't show that. Some beetles used for what is worth, but... Yeah, you should. That's important. Yeah, it's unbelievable. They amount a damage at that car sustained.

And then like the fact that we should have fire. They must have been a fooling ass. Yeah they're, I think going really, really fast. I like the idea of that if there's an afterlife, you enter the afterlife exactly what you were doing when you left Earth. Like so people that ride. So you're like speed into the afterlife.

Well Ryan Dunn would come into heaven backwards in a flaming lamppity. She's like 120 miles an hour. Wow. It'd be awesome. Having free, Lisa Jones. Yeah, I mean, I'd be with the dude in the past year. So he's like, oh, sorry, dude, you're here as well.

How are you going to go into the afterlife? Probably a really stupid way. I totally tripled something. So I saw that, like, so people were obviously upset. There was like an outpouring of, uh, people didn't know there was a hundred of emotion for the Paul Walker thing. But of course, I saw like those trolls who were like,

you know, there was another guy in the car who died also and there's hundreds of other people who die every day in car accidents. No one says shit about them. Yeah. It's like, well, yeah, people don't know those other people. Those are anonymous people. Like, this is someone that, who's worked at people

and enjoyed and who they, they knew of knew of the president the president gets Sean head Well a lot of people got shot in the head. Yeah It's like just being like Antagonistic for the sake of being antagonistic. Yeah, I mean it's incredibly unfortunate from what I understand He's either going to or come just left to charity. Yeah, so he left to share event I think well, it's one so one of the other that it was a charity that he had started and so it's like that's you know That's you know that he was a good guy from what I understand like everything I've read about him was like Yeah, you know it's a super nice guy and it's incredibly unfortunate

So that sucks They were the process of filming the new fast and the fear I think they just wrapped it so I did they yeah So I think that was still going to put it out with Paul Walker I believe they said oh yeah, yeah, well if they wrapped Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's just a stun so I mean or they'll figure out ways. I mean, that's one of those things Yeah, I heard I heard I heard I'm going to be in confirmation that they're only halfway through oh really? Yeah, they're still oh wow in the middle of production on that. Hmm. Well, that's unfortunate But anyway, it's one of those you know, it's unfortunate, buddy. Hey, you know Light that's life for it. That's terrifying and scary and also let's say great is something less sad

So did you see that Kanye West has a new book? I did see that after you blinked me that two day So this is the greatest article I've read this sounds like a like an onion headline, but this is on Reuters the headline is Proud non-reader Kanye West turns author. He wrote a 52-page book. Some pages are blank. Other pages just have a few words and they offer his optimistic philosophy on life. One two-page section reads, life is 5% what happens and 95% how you react. Another page reads, I hate the word hate. Didn't he say his life? Like, Mottos were basically that book. Yeah, Kanye is what he calls the one that's the one. And his wife is a porn star.

Hey, now, she'd be in famous. She was on a porn. That people forget that video. Which one? forget the video which one oh the Girls hair is going to or whatever Bound to bound to oh wow. I thought I was a joke. Yeah, it's bad Yeah, I that's unbelievable. Have you seen it? Yeah, okay? Yeah, you know what I watched that might be speaking of rap music videos Um, we watched Katie and I watched for the first time trapped in the closet. Episodes went through 12. That's amazing. You've never seen that? I'd seen

clips of it and never watched the whole thing through. My brother and I had a DVD and we watched. That, that's what I pull out my gun. They've actually released episodes as recently as last year. Yeah. There's like 33 episodes. And it's just like, it gets more and more. Like at first it's like, oh, this is kind of, you know, a little interesting. And then it gets ridiculous. How long is each one? There are somewhere between about probably

five minutes to eight minutes, depending on. It's like people like everyone's cheating on everyone. Yeah, like everyone's sleeping with each other. And then suddenly a midget pops up and works at a club. And like, the midget was after the sink, right? Yeah, the midget was under the sink. And then all of a sudden, yeah, there we go. So then all of a sudden, like, you know, our kelly shows up and like, he's smoking a cigar while watching this stuff, happy and other people's neighbors. That dude was on the wire.

Like, that's an actual like legit, like, awesome actor. And legit, midget. No, no, the other cop. It's gonna say like he was on community too for a couple of sets. But, uh, yeah, it's like that whole thing. It's just like, what the? It's so absurd. Did you see that?

Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna say that. I'm gonna say that. I'm gonna say that. I'm gonna say that. I'm gonna say that. I'm gonna say that cop I'm just gonna say like he's on community too for a couple episodes, but uh Yeah, it's like that that whole thing is just like what the it's so it upset. Did you watch the commentary track for it? Have you seen the DVD? There's a commentary track? No, it's the best commentary track ever isn't the whole music video commentary. Yeah, it's it's literally our Kelly It's a so it's a video. It's like the video. It's like a screen and it's our Kelly sitting there looking over his shoulder Back at a camera going for this scene. We did and like it's like this weird angle where he's

like looking back the whole time. And he's like, he's like, there's millions of clauses out there man. Like he's getting really into it and deep and he's like, no, no, he's 100% serious about it. And he's like, smoke at a cigar watching, like watching himself on a screen. Sounds like a Kanye isn't. And then every time then it looks back and like like addressed the camera. I just like the build up where he's like every life is like he's looking at the closet.

He's walking up to it now and he's got his hand on the knob. Then he pulls that his burretta. Then he fires one off into the ceiling for no reason. What year was the original one? That was like early 2000s. It was like four maybe? Yeah, it sounds about right. Because I remember that when I was like it was like for maybe yeah, it sounds about right. I remember that when I was like Oh my god, it's so good. I have that you're using the closet. I think I landed to Jeff and he still has it But yes, the first DVD has the first 12 episodes and then but like the end of every episode ends on like a hanging note

So it's like closet So I was like, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet, closet doing all of the dialogue. And so he does like, all right, honey, here we go. I was in the club. I'm sorry. And it's like, what? What? I was here, red neck woman.

Thank you. I just imagine Arkelly and recording booth doing the style for this. And he was like, harmonizes with himself on the latest one bit where a woman stood at the door with a spatula in her hand. And then he's like, spatula. It's so dumb. But hand and it's like spatula. It's so good. So anyway, we should watch all of those. Yeah, we should have a viewing and do a commentary. Maybe while everyone's waiting to suck the straw, we can have trapped in the closet playing. Before suck it on to the RC suck off 2013, we're gonna have trapped in the closet

playing. I can't believe you said that I'm gonna relish that forever. No, it's the office suck off the the rooster teeth office suck off 2013 Office suck off in barbecue featuring trapped in the closet Special guest little Sebastian do every year just like the fishing The best mouth probably like Adam Ellis has the pull, right? He's got big lungs. You got to figure the bigger dudes have a little power. Adam's big dude, but I get to feel he might kill over.

You need a control room crackin' up on that one. I don't know. There's too many easy jokes that I'm just going to leave alone for fear that I might get fired. I feel like fired. Ashley, our accountant, jokes that I'm just gonna leave alone for fear that I might get fired. Ashley our accountant would do really well because she's an athlete and so she has like good breathing techniques. I'm gonna leave that alone right? Yo yo, going down to HR, fucking slippery slope my friends. I'm not saying God damn thing. Holy record, I said nothing. I win a good for one

Tell you something about the rooster team suck off that I've been joking about the name That's it. I'm not fucking naming calling employees out. Oh my god. Who could suck the straw? Gus, how's your sucking power doing we need to segue so Wow, I've watched you get away from a few topics I know yeah I'm gonna do it. Did you go anywhere for the No my family all lives in town so he just went up the round rock and the Petitlos never went anywhere. No, no, it was nice. It was 5th generation Austin night. Yeah, we're local, man.

It's great. My 90 something year old grandmother drove to Round Rock from Cedar Park. Just terrifying, but she drives everywhere. She could drive? Yeah, that's crazy. I think she's 90. Oh, you're talking about now.

I thought you were back in the day. She knows that big Jodie. Like I'm a straight road. She's a straight road. No, yeah, she drives. She's in her a strizer. Oh, yeah, she drives. She's in her early to mid-90s and she still drives. And it's just like, wow, how do you have any reaction time left at all? Like I want you to-

She has knuckles on a steering wheel. Yeah, she uses a walker to get around. And it's just like, she can barely walk in it. She's driving this Lincoln. I had to get a murder of someone. My great grandmother still raised and slaughtered pigs up until she was like in her mid-90s. I think she was like finally like 94 before her family told her she had to stop slaughtering pigs. She must have been hitlet to those pigs.

She was super nice to them until the day she had to kill them. I think finally what ended up happening was she there was no gate for the pig pen so she would have to crawl over the fence to get in there and one day she slipped I bet the pigs told each other stories about this old bird who kept slaughtering like generations of their family She's like she's super friendly She's been one day to show what you're throwing But then I love her. Yeah, the next is that how you kill a pig? That's how she did it Yeah, she would hit him right between the eyes. Oh, okay. Straight for the brain. Yeah

Yeah, she would hit him right between the eyes. Oh, okay, straight to the brain. Yeah. I just imagine like cutting their head off With like one. No, she would she would she had like a technique. She would fuck with a full-grown like a gas pigs There's no way it was a clean thing. I'm fine. She had a lot of experience She probably had like 70 years of experience doing it. I guarantee she was an expert I was in the accent. I knew which way the pig would move. Yeah, it's like it's like you play a video game You know you level up as you're playing it like she was like supreme ultimate level like she's skill tree and pig slaughter was maxed out That was a pig press the each three or four times if there was a pig X DDR. She'd be the best Oh, God, I can't imagine being that old and still like yeah being functional being able to move around getting too old for stuff And I'm only 30

One decade to keep driving around yeah, it's like Jesus. So what do you do? What do you not do because you're too old run? No, I can run I don't know. It's just like it's I put up with stuff less now than I did before but at the same time I put up with some stuff Just more I don't care about as much stuff as I used to but certain stuff like like bad service like I used to just like It's whatever it happened now. I'm like no Like before I would never like at a restaurant. I would never ask for a manager and never complain about something But now if like we hit a certain point. It's like all right. I want to talk to some I'm so I and never complain about something, but now if we hit a certain point, it's like, all right, I want to talk to somebody.

I'm so upset. I've always... No, I used to be the other way. She is like super confrontational with everyone. Not in a bad way. The really politely, like, kind of mum polite. Like, we'll be hanging out in the pool drinking beer as some kid will jump in next to us. She'll be like, you got to not do that.

I went away from the mic. Now, like, these kids kids are playing in the pool. We're trying to just have a bev and relax. And these kids splashing around throwing their toys at us. And whenever they swim near us, I'm like, there's a whole pool that you could go and swim in. We're just trying to relax over here. So I want to go play on that side.

OK, great. I would never do that. No. You never tell a kid off? No, it's all three of you. You Michael and I just like, eh. But I I just like Just take their toys and throw them over there

You I gotta do it. It's all pool toys. It's all inflatable stuff, right? Just pop them You uh, I gotta do it. It's all pool toys. It's all inflatable stuff, right? Just pop them Is it gonna be time to or they have like little floaties because their kids just like open up the air valve lift the air out of one of them I'm like you better get the fuck out of this hole or learn how to swim in the next 30 seconds kid And there was that time you thought a kid took a shit And that's a little turd floating in the bottom of the pool, but it was just a rock. Yeah, I was there I've never seen you got I've never gagged so much what was a rock What's not to be a rock? Have you ever

Shit in the pool. I guess not if you're pissed have you're pissed in a pool? As a kid, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, have you pissed in Michael's pool? No, I'm child anymore Have you ever done it since you've been a child like as an adult? I think the oldest I was was like 12 or 13 and I was at summer camp. I don't know, I gave it to someone recently about peeing in the shower and apparently that's fine. That's a normal thing to do. Totally. Really? Yeah. You peed in the shower. Yeah. Oh the time. Yeah, I've heard that recently too. I'm like, what? No, you don't pee in the shower. Did you hear it from a woman? I don't know what she's talking about. I was told into a girl about it and apparently it goes a woman? I don't know what you're talking about. I was talking to a girl about it,

and apparently it goes just piss down the road like, when you- Listen, that's a thing. You were the guy of AIM, and I was like, there's no one to piss in the shower. There are two types of people in the world. Those who pee in the shower and those who are fucking liars.

No, that's not true. That is AIM. You're all lying. I will. Listen to this shit I have admitted to before. Yeah. And the shit I I do I do not piss Literally The shower I can just open the shower curtain and be like

And those points one you're in on me. Yeah, if I do on the floor go on my foot You're standing in a cleaning machine You're in and I don't want shout shout to smell like piss. You go right down the drain. No, you even didn't know. Clearly don't shower with it with or clearly don't share a shower with women because it gets clogged up in the water then carries and it's filled in it's like a little bathtub. You know I able to handle a woman. Be married to a woman with really long hair. It gets clogged up very much. I'm sure Gavin's also clogged up while I was fucking chest hair.

I've had to buy Drain of washers a month. You guys cover for the plug that actually stops it. You know, you have to change your sheets on your bed because when it gets stainy, you will change your sheets. There's like a stain on something like, God, change the sheet. Eye sheet? Sure. You don't wash your sheets on a regular basis?

Yeah, like once every two weeks, I'll clean them. Or when it looks just looks too gross. Once every two weeks actually isn't bad. That's pretty normal. But for me, it's all about how much hair is on the sheet. It's like, you could make a ball from the hair. So I'm now gonna wash my sheet. So we've got two cats and a dog that all shed.

And a Katie. Do you have a Rumba? No, we don't have a room. She got one that great. I don't know I don't know the cats and dog would react to it Okay, just to it. It's off to like one or two guys. They just don't know. Rumpers are actually really expensive like the good ones are really expensive What you could do is they sell them at Bebeth and beyond and Bebeth and you're not always fucking sell And you those 20% of coupons in the mail. That's how I bought mine He was waiting to like I want want those coupons I went. But like the hardwood one, I have like hardwood and tile.

Like those are like 400 bucks for like the really good one. 80 bucks off. Still, it's like 300 something dollars. Well they have less than an Xbox one. You don't need to get a special hardwood one. Like they'll adjust, they'll sense what surface they're on in the just. They're rushes. Yeah, my old house was all hardwood and I choose the...

So good mine goes under my... Like I've never had an underneath of a bed that's so clean all the time really yeah yeah if you have a bed that you can go on to bed yeah our our bed we've got you know a few inches of space and it's terrifying under there like this is like cat and dog toys and it's like her bunny or like you're out under the bed is never a good place your room book and fix that did you ever talk about the room of height that you ingested oh yeah we had a that was the room of fight that you and Jeff did? Oh yeah, we had a

that was the top of reddit was the number one. Yeah, I took a picture of it and I was looking at what we've done because basically Jeff Jeff and Griffin and I we had a room of fight with we attached a knife to one end and a balloon. Like a big sharp knife. Jeff fought two rumours because I bought one he was like I'm buying two years of one at me and we had him fight and stuff and I took a picture of the of the two rumours looking at each other with knives and blues and as I was taking I was like this is a front-page Or edit and the next day it was number one. You did it submitted right like someone else's tweet it Did you see what the topic was right underneath it? No, it was that picture and then the second topic on reddit was What is the stupidest way you've gotten hurt?

Topic on Reddit was what is the stupidest way you've gotten hurt? Actually almost did like cut Jeff's I just want to comment that most of the people on Twitter agreeing with you about peeing shower are women It's a woman thing and girl say the guys are gross. Yeah, I don't think it's gross You have water rushing down you're you're not gonna do it after you've already As it grows to pee in the pool No, because then you're floating in it. Oh, you're floating in it. You're floating in it. You're standing in it It's almost even worse because at least if you're floating it's like it's just You think your piss stays on your leg for it washes off right away with the water of the shower

That's good for your kidney somebody. Oh really? Yeah, all right. Well, we're at a Top Leader rep up. Oh good for your it's good for your toenails Here's like what gross Why would it be good for kidneys? I don't know. That's what I thought I heard I don't question the earpiece Brandon's in there. I just say what he tells me but I say I heard it from the earpiece that we can get to shit Oh, toenails. Yeah, I don't know Brandon was always gross So what if someone peed on your leg would that would be okay with that? It's basically the same thing in the shower. Sure. Yeah Spired a load of fan fiction. Oh

Did if I go into the shower with you? It's not pissing on you while you're having a shower if we were like dating yet All right the Gus come in this oh my god, so I can give a shit please just get out of here All right, well, I want to thank everyone for watching We'll be back on Wednesday with an episode of the patch and then again next Monday with another episode of RT podcast RT podcast so thanks everyone. Bye! Bye! There is a deep I can't. There is a deep I can't. There is a deep I can't. There is a deep I can't. The rest of the team back closed.

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