Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #249

Episode Date: December 17, 2013

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Oh. What are you submitted for? For what? So for a potential topic to talk about tonight. Well, not a topic right now. Videos of the year because we're talking about it. No, not for a video of the year. That was Greg Benson of mediocre films.

Yes. And that was the cell phone in a airport prank, right? Do you want to show it since we obviously led the podcast with that? Do you want to show that? We can talk about it first. So it's a prank in which this guy goes around with, I'm Gus Arola.

Oh, yeah, I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Barbara. I'm Bernie. And I'm Gus. So this guy finds people talking on cell phones and public places in this case in the airport and it sits down next to them pretends he's on the phone and pretends to have the other end of the conversation that that person's having. Genius. It's like a two-runny sketch. And so then he just does it I guess to see what kind of reactions he gets out of people

and I think we have it cut up if we want to show a little bit of it. So they're like people move away and he's like, oh hold on, they're stepping up. It's not very good here. Yeah, I'm gonna move over here. Oh yeah, we're stepping so much better. And that's after like five minutes of already doing it to that guy. Yeah, and it it, I don't know, it's kind of creepy. Like this woman's like, what do you want for a dude? He's like, I don't know, a burger, maybe pizza. She's like, and everybody has the same reaction. They're like, are you talking to me? He's like, no, no, I'm on the phone. They're like, are you talking to me? He's like, no, no, no, I'm on the phone. They're like, oh, okay, just,

well, we're having the same conversation. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm talking to my friend. My favorite part is when they're like, all right, love you and he's like, all right, love you too. Yeah. That's great. I've seen two other really great cell phone prank video concepts.

And one was, it reminded a little bit of that one in that They would be in a grocery store in aisle with somebody and like the person would be shopping and they'd be the fun going Now she's looking at Cheerios Wait, she's gonna be now Are you trying to describe in an detail what somebody's doing right there? It freaks people the fuck out. We're talking to you. Why you telling them what I'm doing? And they get really upset about it. But the other guy was really brilliant. This was a brilliant idea.

He got a Bluetooth headset and he put it on and he'd be in the streets of New York and he'd walk up to the most gorgeous women and he'd go, he'd go, I just want to say, I think you're absolutely gorgeous. I'd love to take you out some time. And I just, what do you say? And they'd go, I have a boyfriend, he goes,

nah, I'm on Bluetooth. And they'd go, go, I have a boyfriend, he goes, no, I'm on blue teeth. Oh, I'm so sorry, they all apologize. But it was amazing, because it like took away any kind of fear this guy had of approaching the most beautiful women. Like he would always say, and then if they say yes, he like, okay, great, let's go. And he totally did, he got numbers from girls that way. And I thought that was a brilliant idea.

Was he a good looking guy? Uh, like a scale of one. I'm just gonna scale a dust of length. Yes, then he had a just to play. Yes. The new plane is overtones. He was hot as shit. That actually happened to me in the tech office the other day where Adam sits behind me. I can't see what he's doing and I heard him talking.

Both Adams. Adam, uh, Beard was talking. Okay. Yeah, big Adam. Both Adams. Uh, somebody in the control of the left. Um, and he was talking and I was answering him and after like two seconds he goes, I'm on the phone with my wife and I'm like, I was wondering why you're saying what do you want

for dinner and stuff like that. And on the phone with Megan the whole time and I just crawled out of the office and I didn't hold. Oh my god, good. 30 to 40 seconds. There was like multiple exchanges back and forth. I don't know. I think it's a good 30 to 40 seconds. There was like multiple exchanges back and forth. How do you guys feel about prank videos in general?

I don't like mean spirited ones, but some that are funny and tongue in cheek I'm okay with. I still really like the ones of the guys in that store just trash in the play. I hate those videos. I hate those videos. What do you mean the gallon? Yeah. The gallon challenge? Is that what the call? It's so absurd.

I love that. That's insane. I fucking hate those videos. I saw one of those. It's where the guys take a gallon of milk and then they flop. Like hardcore just like pratfall and smash the gallon of milk on the supermarket floor. And it's like, it really scares a shit out of people. It's like, there's a local on the floor. They get creative with it there. And it's like, so the kid that's lying on the floor, it's like it really scares a shit out of the floor and it's like there's a milk all over the floor.

They get really creative with it there. And it's like some kid that's lying on the floor. It looks like he's hurt or he like smashing his head or something. And they try to help him up and he's like flopping around and sliding all that stuff. It's pretty funny. I hate those two. I can't watch them.

All that wasted milk. You see if they were milk bags we wouldn't have this problem. It's true. The bag is much more resilient to purchasing than the gallon. So the other thing. But you'll like there's one word Gus not to Do you really you but there's one where I do does it and fucking like breaks his jaw? Oh, I have seen that one I do like that one Gus would love that because it's a karma instant. It's way too over the top punishment for that though

The kid breaks it. He's punished for all the videos he watched and everyone else, like it all gets me to that guy. Saturday break his jaw. He like, it's when he fell, right? He had a case. Yeah, and I think he, or like he, like he busts the milk and then slips on it and smacks his jaw. I'll try to find a video and show it to you. That's okay. Yeah, no, it's absolutely warranted.

So the other night I had, it was the night before last night, I had a really, really strange dream. And it was so strange that I'm going to talk about it here. Really? Is that the dream analysis part of the podcast? So I had a dream that I was walking my little dog, Oswald. They're both little.

My little or dog. And it was the morning and I had my hoodie on and I just got out of bed and I was walking him in the front yard and I looked and my next door neighbor is gray. I'm like, that's weird, how long is Gray living next door to me? And then Miles and Aaron are talking to him. I'm like, what's everyone doing over here? Like, in my neighborhood, they're like, oh, hey, I'm like, Gray, how long have you lived here?

I've lived here for like two years. I'm like, how have I not fucking known this? So then I keep walking my dog down the street. And then my next neighbor over is Mac Brown. What? Mac Brown is the easy footlock coach. I guess it was like the night he had announced his resignation, so maybe I'd been thinking about him.

And Mac Brown had like this big like Labrador dog. And like the Labrador comes out and he starts like licking my dog and I look down and my dog is a candy cane. But in my head it's fine, that's my dog. You know, and I'm like, oh my god, that dog. Yeah, it's not a candy cane, it's not a leash. I don't know, like the big, labyrinth door. No, basically, the candy cane, it's mouth,

and I'm like, control your dog, it's eating my dog. And then Mac Brown calls his dog away, but they're like a piece of the bottom of the candy cane falls off. I'm like, look at that, look at my dogs, my dogs, look at it. It's away. Mac Brown's like, it's okay, it's okay, I can fix this.

He goes into his house and he gets gets this aerosol spray can. And he starts spraying the candy cane like a few pieces back together. Except the little rounded part falls off. And I start freaking out like my dog's face. That's the face to be like my dog's face just filled up. I'm like, are you still afraid to ask your dog? And then MacBrown just turns around and goes back into his house. I'm like, my dog's face filled up. What am I going to do? And then I woke up and I was and goes back into his house. I'm like my dog's face fell off What am I gonna do?

And then I woke up and I was like what the fuck was that? So with the dog well you did you know that it changed and you were like oh the equivalent of the dog's face has come off Oh, did you actually think that it was your dog in that form? It was my dog in that form. I guess like it wasn't gross or anything It was just like a piece of candy cane broke up. It's fucked up Dude, it was like really freaky. I was so upset that I woke up and I was like, what the fuck is wrong with me? Dreams are weird like that though.

When you have a dream and it's like, it completely changes like people and it change. Or you change to somebody else and the setting changes and your brain says, yeah, that's fine. Let's go. Do you remember the one I told you about like last week? No. How to really fucked up dream. And it makes no sense whatsoever. Do you remember the one I told you about like last week? No

How to really fucked up dream and it makes no sense whatsoever It was make-turning and she was visiting our office. Oh, right And for some reason she was trying to convince all of us to build a statue for Satan That sounds believable sounds about right. Yeah, and like I was the only one who was like, why are we doing this? I don't get it guys never Was like show up Barbara? So do we build the stage this the stage that you so basically I think all of us are evil at the office and you're the only good person probably is what I gather from that

What I got for my dream is I want to eat my dog Barbara hates redheads. She thinks that redheads are evil. I'm getting from that. I want to be a redhead evil but productive my dream Yes the other night. This is the only dream I remember from the last week in my dream I had a wet dream and I was like God I got to change my sheets But I fell asleep on it and I was like I'll change the sheets in the morning. I went I woke up. It was all blood And then like bloody hamper and so whatever my mattress And then like bloody hamper in 11-a-metres He was asleep in his dream

Wait you woke up from a wet dream to being covered in blood In his dream the whole thing was a dream I get it I get it but your braids put these two things together you had in my dream in my My mind my dream mind in my dream. I was in my dream, in my mind, my dream mind, in my dream. I was like, is this my... Third Gavin. Who's blood is this? Did someone come and cruel with bloody hands on my like, comey mattress? So what was, I was saying, so first Gavin is having a dream

that's second Gavin. For original Gavin. You have an original Gavin. Gavin Prime is having a dream about second Gavin. What do you mean second Gavin? You have an original Gavin. You have an original Gavin. Gavin Prime is having a dream about second Gavin in a bloody bed. No, the second Gavin's having a wet dream. Wet dream about being third Gavin is in a bloody bed. No, second Gavin has a dream about having a wet dream, then wakes up.

That's second Gavin. Okay, so yeah, third Gavin. So, the original Gavin is having a dream about then wakes up. That's second Gavin. Okay, so yeah, third Gavin. So, original Gavin is having a dream about second Gavin in a bloody bed who's having a dream about. Oh, third Gavin is having the best time, basically. In a bloody bed. No, third Gavin's just jizzing. Third Gavin is in the mind of the second Gavin. But wouldn't, wouldn't third Gavin have a wet dream and he wakes up from the wet dream

He's had the wet dream so he's he's both had the wet dream and he's in a bloody bed the person in the dream Doesn't have a wet dream except for this dream, but usually We're talking about at this point you're saying the word wet dream in Gavin so many times I feel like everybody watching is gonna have a wet dream about Gavin's I feel like our We should have said a subliminal frame every so often hey, hey, yeah, I'm not gonna show this dog I'm gonna show to you. This is the guy God He does that

He fell he slipped and hit his head Yeah, the worst thing you can ever see when somebody falls is this thing bang and their head like flops back. Yeah, the skull bounce. Yeah, it's horrible. You know, it's just horror for that person awful. What's the worst you ever hurt yourself? The worst I ever hurt myself was at that paintball game we went to years ago. Uh, back in, oh, four or five. Gus and I went to a six hour long paintball game it went

and all day and all night so in the middle of the night you're out in the woods in the dark with people guns like shooting at people you're done off to like two hours no it was fun you would be like you get shot if you get shot not mean you've done with oh no absolutely not you're a lot

there were tanks there were tanks we found some uh... images from photos you took of that the other day Well, where'd you find those they were up under the printer by my desk? That's so weird. It's so weird But it was actually it was actually based on starcraft that was the rules of this So there were actually three armies fighting against each other the best was from the pro-nos carrier showed up And it was like a bunch of dudes you're like oh fuck. Yeah, you couldn't shoot them while they were all hooked up to it

Because that meant they were in the air. It's all simulated warfare stuff. But when we were playing that paintball game, it sounds so stupid. I dove for cover. And I was diving for cover. And when I was diving, I hit my shoulder on the ground. And I heard like a snap, snap, snap. And I guess I had torn the tendons in my shoulder.

And I couldn't move my right arm for like. Oh, I thought it was like just someone that I had. That was your worst injury. Yeah. So it was like just someone that I had to find you That was your worst injury. Yeah, so it was my black chick joke. I think I know what yours is The balls I It would either be the time I fell on the back of my head or I Got reversed into by a car once that really hurt

What like where you were walking? Yeah, I was in the car park of Woolworth's which is yeah, which still exists in the UK Yeah, it does I was in the the copock of Woolworths, which is, yeah, which still exists in the UK. Yeah, it does not exist in the UK. What's a Woolworths? It's a storage department store here. Yeah, they had it, but they closed down the UK. Anyway, yeah, I think they're all done here too. It's a school like turn of the century department store. Some woman, I guess, just slipped in on reverse. And you know, that like sound the comics when it's going in the the top of the game. It's like a wind up toy. Yeah it's like yeah and I was like

that's not gonna be good and it just hit me from the side and I like ripped all my jeans off and I ended up like really it must have been going like maybe 15 20 miles an hour. It ripped your jeans off? But it absolutely it tore them. Oh. Because it was like a dust it wasn't really very nice for but uh that really hurt? Yeah. That was a little scraped. I didn't know that. I have a way. This is weird. Woolworth first store opened in 1879 and it went defunct in 1997. It turned into a different store. What? The changes name from Woolworth to footlocker. That's what Foot Locker is. Foot Locker predates that though. Foot Locker did not start in 1997.

There were Foot Lockers in the world. It says in 2001. And in 2001, the company focused exclusively on the Ford and Goods market, changing its name to the present Foot Locker Inc. Foot Locker existed before that. Shut the fuck up, God, this is Wikipedia. Foot Locker was founded in 1974.

Wikipedia, get your fucking shit together. Yeah, there's no way up Maybe it was a division of a Warth is it's about like food lock. It's called the successor corporation to the F.W. War's corporation Warth is now foot locker. That's all I'm saying maybe foot locker bottom. Maybe foot locker Was a division of wars it was around later than that in the UK, there. What was? What was? Later in 1997? Yeah. Yeah. Did you get all your genes thrown off when? Yeah, hold her you when that happened. I read must have been. I was probably at 15. Mm-hmm. Okay. That was a good one. 2004, 2003. What's your worst injury?

I don't have very many but when I played basketball I would break my fingers a lot because I was always a guard so I would always get rebounds and stuff and balls would tend to hit your fingers dead on. It's horrible. Yeah, I think the worst one is probably my ring finger. It just kind of bent the other way. Yeah, the way it's not supposed to bend. Gross. The company where we worked and actually for a very very short time of Reachief, but the company where we worked prior to this, there was basketball goal in the parking lot. We played basketball sometimes on break or after work. And we actually had a basketball goal. Yeah, for a very short time, we had one at Reachief, but then the wind blew over and cracked the backboard and then it was just a hoop and that was impossible Yeah, I'm sure I'm hiring more and more people and parking lot got exactly But I remember our buddy Nick that worked it. Yeah, the call center

I Had a ball one time like this and he slapped my thumb While I was holding the ball like trying to knock it loose and he just hit it in the right way where I like I Like jam this joint that you don't even know is a joint. It's like the bottom of your thumb That thing hurt me for like nine months. And I think the worst pain I've ever been in my life was, it always hurt like, like move it or bend it. And it is like crippling to have your thumb hurt.

And at one time I was reaching into the laundry machine to get out my laundry to put in the dryer. And I, you know, that big suspendal that comes up the middle, I caught my thumb and then bend it back. It hurt so bad, it like brought me to my knees in my parents' language. You're thumb man. It's what separates us from animals. Yeah.

Think about it. Any of those bigger injuries I got were bad at the time. But the longest, the injury I suffered the most pain from over the longest amount of time was just slipping on ice, where I was just running and sliding around on ice. And I twisted my ankle one way like Went onto my ankle as I fell the other way So I like it kept bending and then my my like kind of just sprung out like this. I was like oh And it didn't hurt too badly. I was like God that sucked But it on fingers it hurt for about 18 months. Yeah, I couldn't sit cross-legged anymore

I'd be like oh and it went away, but I don't know what I did. I must have actually could sit cross-legged anymore. I'd be like, oh, and it went away. But I don't know what I did. I must have actually. Could it cross-legged? How did you manage? A lot. Sit on the floor on the laptop. Maybe that's why every time you sit still now, your legs bounce continually. Every time you're sitting, you're sitting. I feel like we have a lot of people who work here who do that. There are certain people... There are certain people I will not sit next to, like, at lunch or in public, because they will not stop fucking moving

The name is that who we tell you guys always makes me Gavin Gilby Gilby He doesn't have the love shaker one of these he didn't believe me I took video of him once like secretly of his leg moving. I was like look. This is you Did you and slamer? No, I didn't I should have all of my brothers do that at home Yeah, and my dad Woolworth went to funk in the UK in 2009 yeah I really recently 18 she was 819 locations man went out of business that sucks didn't become footlooker there didn't become footlocker it became the shop direct group bought Woolworth

this is like the most boring time research yeah I'm This is like the most boring conversation ever. Yeah, I'm glad we did. It's absolutely the most boring thing we've ever talked about. So I was, I saw it article earlier today. I think it was on Kotaku talking about this new live streaming phenomenon that's going on in South Korea, where you know, I guess a lot of people like to like live stream video games and shit like that. But I guess the big thing over there right now

is people live streaming while they eat and The prepare like giant spreads of food and they'll just sit there for a couple of hours and eat all of it So like this is one woman. I guess who's like really well known for it and in the night she'll eat like Look at his legs are going crazy In a night this one woman will eat her she'll eat like 30 eggs and like all of that food she'll eat by herself. Are people like sexually? That's a fetish thing. Can I tell you something? I'm absolutely fascinated by this. I want to go back to the other lady.

It's not a finished thing. It's not like they just... It's so awesome! This is a sexual thing. They just like sit there and talk and describe the food that they're eating. It's gotta be. I love the dog in her lap. Look, it kind of looks like Oswald. You can absolutely say that this doesn't make any sense But how many of the most popular YouTube channels are just someone looking into camera going hey guys So today I went to the store and they didn't have any milk and I was like really bummed out

Anyway, let me know you think about no milk in the comments below It's like the majority of a connection thing that people like. And in a lot of cultures, you know, food's the way that people primarily connect with. Yeah, and here they'll like prepare some of the food and eat it and describe it. And just like talk about food for an hour. Who's watching it?

Is it mostly Americans? No, it's all Koreans. Yeah, South Koreans obviously North Koreans don't have food or internet. How many? Don't worry, they can't hear it. They're not going to fucking complain. The funny thing is that you could do this you could set out a little big trough of food and start you know

and you would get so many views you could do it. And I guess like the website where this is popular they have like a micro transaction so people can like send them money to buy more food to buy more food yeah like that one woman I guess like the article interviewed her. She said she spends between three and five thousand dollars a month just on food for that streaming. Stop. Explain to me what epic meal time is. It's the same description. No. Absolutely.

It's not like live streaming every night for two hours. They also don't, you don't see them eat the entire thing. Yeah, you do? No, but like, this is one person preparing everything over the course of two hours and eating it as opposed to making something crazy and then having a group of people eat it Okay, nobody knows the other guys But I mean it's the same thing. I mean it's like they just make ridiculous meals and sit down and eat them I think all that food is going to Harley's beard. I would not be surprised that thing is fucking massive

I bet his beard hasn't skeleton at this point It is like using like a whole chicken skeleton. I don't know, I just think it's only like, like, endoskeleton, the beard itself. Like a big, chiseled. Like it has capillaries. Yeah. Gross. You know, it does seem like, like,

like, stage two. It must be so uncomfortable. We were just with him in the desert. Yeah. That thing must have been uncomfortable. Hey, you should have a look. Yeah, we were out there for the, I actually went with you out to the rewind video.

Uh, when you and Dan went out to the film, to be part of that thing, that was a lot of fun. That was epic. And you guys were awesome in it. You guys were incredible. I was actually amazed at how much time they gave us in that video, because a lot of people didn't. I don't know.

I guess if you bring a high speed camera to a video, then you have to have a lot of screen. You can pay the pyro guy. Well, the director, here's a clip from the rewind video. So we're being told by the RV army from breaking bad and then that's the tree falling over the now before the sun went down

the back part of that trailer not the the rear of it but like opposite from the camera and go ahead we have there they're like a shrub wall a hedge wall so it looked just like gavans backyard in the u.k. and actually the shot of it where i was talking to Gavin and it looks like he seems back yard and they back up in the middle of the California desert. It was pretty funny. The first run they did, they actually shot in the behind the scenes of this Bowser just

like dowsing the whole desert with water because the first take we did just kicked up all of the dust from the desert and they were doing the thing in the car where they were falling in the car parallel and they said they couldn't see us at all. It's just like all dust. How many takes did you have to do that? Uh, probably six maybe. Six or seven? Oh, it's not bad. How long was the setup on it?

Did they have to reset the pyro every time? It wasn't too bad. It was like five minutes and go. Oh, shit. You somehow got it perfectly timed where you're doing that awesome double kick in the air when the explosion's like, we actually only had, I think, two, I think three or two or three goes with the explosion and the rest were without. Yeah, they remember they had six canisters and there was a big debate how many canisters to use and they started to go to and that was more than enough.

Also, this is the first time where I've not been running the Phantom. So like nobody then knew how to use the phantom. So not only was I in the shot, I was like running back and forth like setting up camera. I was like, are you reaching a phantom and they didn't fucking have any other operating? No, we took our phantom. Oh, okay. Because I just used it for a shoot in New York. So I flew straight to LA to do that.

So why not to get across the country? Yes, I was like, all right, do this. And then I was like telling them like, it's gonna be really bright, but you don't want to expose to somewhere in the middle. Otherwise, everything else will be dark. And actually, it like, telling them like, it's gonna be really bright, but you wanna expose somewhere in the middle, otherwise everything else will be dark. And actually, kind of was dark, cause it was towards the end of the day. But I think we judged the exposure pretty well.

It was like a nice silhouette, fireball. That whole last third of that video, where Casim G, I think it was on the motor, was like that when he kicks in. And it's like, that's my favorite part of the video. Cause it's you guys, it's him, it's Grace. But when they sent the email, it's like, I wanna have you, you're on the back of a trailer. And the trailer has like grass and like plants, and it's you guys it's him it's grace but when they sent the email it's like I want to have you You're on the back of a trailer and the trailer has like grass and like plants and it's like you're guarded and you're being towed by the

Breaking Bad trailer and this is explosion I was like It's not gonna happen. No, it's great on an email But if this happens, and then all of a sudden we're in the desert and I'm on the thing it's like oh, yeah, they're playing They actually call this up. Yeah, they Is I guess it's just like a puppy if a break a bad? Do they shoot any breaking bad in LA or was it all in? No, I believe it was all shot in New Mexico. Yeah, believe. Yeah Cuz they might have already had the RV there for shooting don't know. I don't think it's in New Mexico anymore I think it's been moved to the lot. Yeah, sure. Yeah

The auction was that part of the things I think at the end of the show they I don't be honest I don't think that's the actual breaking bad RV. Okay, I think it's a very close From what I had I think it was one that they did use but it wasn't like the hero should be the one the hero RV Well, you can remember that don't forget spoiler as part of breaking bad one of the earlier seasons They did destroy that RV. Yeah, but they didn't destroy the one they was shooting with no, okay Is that oh really is that how it works? No, what do you mean that's not happens a lot? I did I didn't say they destroyed it he was describing me So I tell her you say

But I want to point out that Woolworth's has 200,000 Talk about I think it's worth you want to go visit the soda jerk Jesus You don't want its first store in 1924 Jesus You don't want its first store in 1924 Here's on pit street in Sydney 1924. They said they were brown since the 18th this is Woolworth Australia Oh, they still operating this day In 2013 they posted a profit of 2.26 billion dollars. Wow

Hey, we're having a quiet time Before we started the podcast Gavin suggested we have a quiet podcast. Just like a nice thing. So you could hear this. Don't do that. Why are you doing that? You're gonna... Drive Paget crazy.

You're gonna fuck your audio there. Because people love a quiet podcast. Why are you just drinking out of the fucking can? It tastes weird not in the can. It's true. To me, it's this... It's seen by a person. Seeing Red Bull is weird.

Like, it is completely not the color I expected it would be when I first saw it. You want it to be red? I don't know what I wanted to be. Yeah, I did. I guess I wanted to be like cough syrup red. I thought up and so about last week that Mountain Dew is green. Mountain Dew is green. It's yellow, apparently.

Okay. You don't even apparently. You're going to get in that debate whether something is yellow or green when it's yellow or green and it's never ending green and it's and never ending Have you just like the bottles green but the drink itself is not as a drink green This is different shade of green. It looks less green looks more yellow because the bottle is so green Color blindness to me is interesting because on On battlefield the game there's an option for color blindness because the main icon colors in battlefield is like that shade of blue and then the orange for like different objectives.

If you switch on the color blind thing, they all become just like very slightly different shades of blue. It's like that is more easy to differentiate for someone than blue and orange. That's weird to me. I guess you can't see red and green. Maybe they stand out more. Yeah. Well, I guess that's gotta be. I know people are very appreciative of the fact, of the fact they have that mode in battlefield. I know a lot of people that's like,

that's why they play battlefield is because of that mode. Really? Does college duty have a comparable? Let's say no. I play college duty in 3D. That means nothing to this conversation, but there you go. Cool.

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But you got me thinking about catching fire because you're my audible catching fire is the one that's indeed is now And it's actually you wanted to bring up is being nominated for movie the year. Yes terrible choice By the way, you know, no people love it We talked about it last time when I talked about how it's a typical second movie Where it's not a complete story unto itself, but it sets up another story Which is what happens with a lot of second movies and trilogies? You just saw Hobbit 2 lots of people have seen Hobbit 2 without spoiling anything. Hobbit 2's got that in spade, dude I don't want to I

People like the hubbitt right? I don't want to talk bad about it. No, no actually many people don't like that Okay, yeah, especially comparison I watched it. I, no, actually many people don't like that. Yeah, especially comparison. I watched it. I thought it was enjoyable. There you go. Give it probably a solid six out of ten. There were two things that just took me out of the moment in that movie and that bug so hell at me. Okay, there's one there's one scene. Are you gonna get your spoiler? No, okay, go ahead. There's one scene. Uh, barrels, right? The barrels floating down the river. It's in the book. That's happening. It's all like, well, cool scene. right barrels floating down the river. It's in the book. That's happening

It's all like world cool scene then it cuts to a GoPro Right GoPro footage in the hole. We're not the only person I've heard complain about that It's it's meant to it's you're looking because I was shit. I'm access like oh this all it all looks so good The movie looks amazing and then it's just like you're gonna like really crisp high-shut speed GoPro look that everyone's It's like, I was like, did they just use a GoPro and then it cuts to it again? I'm like, that's a GoPro. And then it happens again later on in the movie with the dragon, where it does that really choppy high frame rating. And I'm not sure whether they were doing it for effect or actually whether it was just an error, but it looked weird.

Really, really smart. Can you spot a Phantom when it shows up? I know obviously if it's super slow motion, change the dodge, probably a Phantom camera, but can you specifically spot a Phantom camera? Yeah. I can spot reds, red one cameras, when they're being shot. I know exactly what to look out for in Phantom footage, and I can always see it.

Really? Is it high-frame rate? They used reds on YouTube. These are red on the YouTube rewind video. I think I saw behind the scenes with the red. They use an epic, a red epic, which is, the red one is the big one that we've had for Every time I actually got footage of the guys. There's a high shot

in the rewind video where they're going over the top of Gavin's RV and That was a like you probably have seen him at Brookstone. They have these Base hovercrafts you could show with an iPad But this one had like eight props and it was Big enough to like hoist an epic, which I think the rig brand could probably tell us I think or Kyle You might be able to what's the weight on a bare bones epic setup and even had that stabilization mount on it too It was pretty this thing overall was probably this big it's in the behind the scenes on that video and they fly Okay, they put that footage in yeah, you can see it. Yeah it. Yeah, did the show where I flew right over my head?

No. Yeah, there's a shot where it goes right over the top of me. The guy was fucking with me, he saw me filming it. Oh, I don't think it was in our behind the scenes. I think it was in the official YouTube one. Oh, okay. So we have some more footage of it that we can probably put up soon. Yeah.

Because we were okay to show that stuff, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I haven't had to be cryptic about it. I have a ton of footage as well, Dan and I screwing around inside the RV as well. This is pretty funny. Tens of our T-Life footage. Or Slomo Life I screwing around inside the RV as well. It's pretty funny. Tens of RT like footage or slomo life footage. Slomo life, slow mo, like.

Alright, so I guess we should get to our award now. Yeah, Woolworth still exists in the UK as an online catalog. I throw the flowers. Woolworth. Alright, so y'all were great about getting me movies and stuff. I see you. But I want to say, when we talk about you, we're reading Machinj for Audible. That was your suggestion.

I am always remiss to talk about people on Twitter and how they aggravate me after the podcast. The big thing is when people talk to me in real time, when they're watching it, even though it's like three weeks after, I'm like, what are you, you're talking nonsensical, like, no Bernie, that's not right.

I'm like, I didn't say anything, I'm sitting at home playing bagel. But this time around, people are always talking about how trilogies that when trilogies are made, there's this fast and ascent with trilogies. And when the first story comes out, it's a complete story. And then when the second one comes out, it's because the first one was successful. So now there's three movies. So the second one always ends up being this incomplete story, just a set up the third one. Even in really good one, stories like Empire Strikes Back, Hobbit 2, which was one

book, when it started, but when they turned into a trilogy for movies, they did that. And I said that about Hunger Games, about catching fire is that way. And when I saw catching fire, it aggravated the shudder me. And everyone wrote to me and said, Bernie, that's because the books are a trilogy.

Like, how does that make a fucking difference at all? And then a lot of people, I thought that I know that Hunger Games are a book. They're like, it applies to books too. like it when you when you have a middle story whether it's a movie or a book it's it's an incomplete story and it's aggravating and shit to you. I feel catching fire was a complete story in itself but then there's that cliffhanger at the end which gets it up. That means not a complete story my opinion. I'm just I'm happy with the way the movie started and ended but there's just

I don't know all I can say is there's something that happens at the end of catching fire. Yeah, there's a line Where they say something to somebody and it implies this other thing that's been going on and I'm like Well, I want to see that movie that movie sounds way more interesting than the movie that I just watched or the I want to read that Look, I mean you're gonna see the third movie now. You know actually tell me about the Catching fire Gus. Have you read the Hunger Games books? No God no say I hear you But you probably should I mean you know, I know it's like just recommend one on a book It's for the people they're popular people like them. Yeah, I'm still listening to Game of Thrones There you go. I can't recommend Game of Thrones every fucking every time

I wonder yeah, I should look above audible has me like Korma McCarthy because that would be really interesting You're here someone reading Korma McCarthy. They do they have They have almost all of his books I think so you get the code and get catching fire apparently catching fire is written in First person Present tense. How could you read an entire book like that like I, I'm drawing my bow, I'm firing. It's like, I can't even like, imagine how that would last for 300 pages. Are the other books not written in the same manner?

I don't know, I have read it. But actually said the catching fire is written in first person presence tense. How do you skip ahead? Like, is it the guess point where it's just like, breathe in, breathe out. I'm thinking about doing this, I'll do it. Here I go, I'm doing it now.

Like, wow, do you skip ahead? Maybe read your right stuff like, and then I fell asleep. And then it now like that. Why do you skip ahead? Maybe I draw itself like and then I fell asleep It's like a chap or a Z's All right falling asleep Because it's present tense. It's so weird. I would have I would have to see it I'd love to listen to that so I get books that have been in that same kind of tense first person present That's so weird. It's okay. It's surprisingly okay. It sounds weird when you like I just sneezed

bless me thank you thank me No, thank you. No, thank you kind of So you talk about people like responding to you in real time for them the other week After the podcast Esther was like did you talk about me on the podcast tonight? I was like No, I don't think so she was like people are saying you talked about like I skinned my knee I was like, no, I don't think so. She was like, people are saying you talked about like, I skinned my knee. I was like, yeah, I did six weeks ago. Like, people will, will send replies like, did that one just come out on YouTube? How do you know? No, it had been, it had been weeks, it had been over a month. I get so many more replies when the

podcast goes on YouTube, I guess, because more people are like actually watching it. Like, last week, when I talked about peeing in the shower by the way I'm totally on your side thank you so as Meg she said the same thing yeah sorry not to out Meg but yeah she's into peeing in the shower no I mean totally now with it pretty much everybody who I saw talking about it does it and does not see a problem with it people are animals people are filthy out of everything you fucking do peeing in the shower is what gets you that's gross I don's gross first of all It's not scary Your mouth. Oh wow

I People are such fucking germaphobes nowadays and it pisses me off So the FDA is making I'm with you bar people are total germaphobes and we got to get over that stuff because we're about to run out of antibiotics Did you see that the FDA is making people who make antibiotic soaps? They're making them Clarify those statements and prove that soaps are actually antibacterial. Go ahead They I guess there's a lot of products that claim to be antibacterial, but really aren't so now the FDA wants to set a standard for that and make sure that Companies that hear to it and that products are properly labeled and marketed.

How about we just don't have that stuff? How about that? I think that's bad. I think that's over use of antibiotics. I don't use any antibacterial stuff at home. People have been bringing that bell for probably 20 years now, stop abusing antibiotics and stop using them incorrectly. You're going to run out.

Yeah. We're about to run out of antibiotics. Antibiotics are no longer effective against as effective as they used to be like There's different classes of antibiotics like the weaker stuff to the stronger stuff Yeah, the weak stuff doesn't work for shit anymore Is it strong stuff kills everything? Yeah, and it's like you only save the strong stuff for the worst things right now Like now there's antibiotic resistance trains of tuberculosis Where it's like you can't there's no way to cure it. Is that getting dilated amongst everyone?

Or is it just some people who ever it's the the the the the the budget of the virus or the bacteria itself it now here's in a nutshell here's basically worse there's in your body you have an infection like twenty billion bacteria and outrageous amount you're applying antibiotic to it and it kills most of them ninety nine.99% of them.

And the ones that survive are now genetically, if that applies to, I don't know if that applies it to... So you apply antibiotics? They gather a resistance to that and then when they re-multiply, they now have a resistance to that particular... But they're more likely to be resistant to it. But then over time, they actually do become resistant to it.

Right, because if you do this process several times over and over, then you weed out all the ones that are immune to it. So if one person gives a cold or gives this thing to someone else and it keeps getting passed on, are they only getting the latest generation of that infection or bacteria? They're probably going to make sure they're up, but the problem is that like, let's say, you have a bug that you catch, I catch from you and the way they treat it normally is with penicillin.

Then it kills off all the bacteria in your body that are killable by penicillin, and everything that doesn't kill is all the stuff that's resistant to penicillin. So then that all builds back up in my body, when I pass it along, I'm more likely to pass along. So it's not the whole bacteria bacteria every transfer is an evolution it's more it's it's an evolution more so with the use of antibiotics not with really transmitting from

one person to the next okay the transmission of one person next is how it kills us so a lot of times we know you're given an antibiotics like the doctor gives it to you and says you know take these for two weeks even if you feel fine after a few days take it for the full two week regimen. That's to kill as many of the germs as possible. So that you walk behind the camera. So that if you stop taking it too early, then a bunch of them live. You fear better, but there's a large colony that is still alive that lives through the

antibiotics. Why the fuck did French fries to show up here? There's show kids. Because the rice mungle pour them. Rice mungle. Thanks for the, through the antibiotics. Why the fuck did French fries to show up here? They're show-guess. Because the rice mungle pulled them. Rice mungle. Thanks for rice mungle. Yeah, thanks for the fries, Dickhead. Hey, how's your mind going? You want to?

You do? To me? Oh my god, here. Passers-guess. I'll feed you. I'll put up. Fries or something. You didn't peel the things.

I'm sure somebody who's a microbiologist will tell us a billion ways we got that wrong. That's the bird's-eye view of antibiotic resistance strains of bacteria. Why do we? He treated us in gamutin. Yeah, he wants to be both to me. So yeah, you know it's one or two like you just have a food like somebody had to like cut up a potato and fry it. Most places. What do you mean? Is that really potato? Yeah, it's really potato. Is it? It started as a potato. They might have mushed it together to make a fry. Look, it's like, oh, fries are good. I'm carrying myself. Yeah, they're the best fries.

They're the best fries. They're the best. We just got in an out burger in Austin. Had you been? I did. I went on Saturday. I had one for breakfast on the day it opened. They are very delicious and people really like their fries a lot. I could, I could, yeah, I could care less about their fries. No, I don't like their fries. It took me about five minutes. It was not crowded when I went. Oh really? It was very crowded when I went. It was double line drive through that snaked, like back and forth

through the parking lot. See now I have no a special though. That was like a good thing to do in California, wouldn't it? We just ate it in and out. Yeah, yeah. That's the same day. Thank you, John Friesinger. Oh, that's good.

Just go with Mark. Alright, let's go. Are we talking about these awards or what? Yeah, I think I feel like we were talking about something, then we got off on the tangent of... We talked about antibiotics. Antibiotics. Antibiotics. People are...

We talked about peeing in the shower. Oh, yeah. Team P. Yeah, I have something to say about this fucking germafob thing. Do you? Yeah. Go for it. And I forget if it was you who were telling me this or something else.

But it's like, which is funny funny with me you plant seeds in the ground You grow vegetables this is me Someone farms them they like go through this entire process they get to your house somehow put the back of a cart Yeah, yeah, there's a whole animated adventure about this. Yeah, it gets dragged through warehouse Yeah, they did make it about it. Yeah, yeah, you watch your street stuff. No, it's pretty funny It's only like a minute and a half take it easy. It was like there like a year ago. Are you gonna really call out somebody else for repeating material? Gus you and I get called out all the time for it I'm gonna call the party's on the podcast. I didn't call you out. No, you don't bother people do

He does so you call me You know who you are Yeah, listen to birds winner Pete stuff sometimes that's a good example I remember it so well. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I got it you know it's you can get out of your one's a quiet time all right nominations so Bernie what I guess let's start with movie it's always me because I'm not ready to start with you you're not ready Gavin a nominations for movie of the year no different the last week not different the last week we're narrowing down last week okay I

got to throw gravity in there. Gravity's gotta be, yeah, right up there. And I'm gonna put out the movie because I'm the only one here who's seen it so far, Wolf of Wall Street, when it comes on December 25th, go see it at midnight screening, that movie is absolutely incredible. Should we push the awards back a week?

No, what do we care? Whatever. We don't really want to see that too. We don't want to see that too. We don't want to see that. We I really want to see that one too. No, I haven't because I'm sick of fucking people sending pictures of American hustle. Tell me I look like Bradley Cooper. So thanks for that. Well, just step up from Zach Alphanac. Have you seen Bradley Cooper and American hustle? That's why they're sending it to me. Okay, then I'll hold on one second. Marble show to you. Yeah, show to me now so people don't fucking tweet it. I would say man is still but I don't want to that's not good Over and over so I also had 12 years of slave I

Put catching fire in the running you put catching fire and this is the end. Yeah Okay, yeah, so you send it to me constantly. What about the walls end? The world and God this again. That's the Simon peg one. Yeah, you want it on there? Okay, I Thought it was okay That's the Simon Peg one. Yeah. You want it on there? Sure. OK. Fuckin' in. I thought it was OK. I mean, she's bad because all the Simon Pegs are dead. Oh, God, dude, you just made me put it on the fucking list. All the Simon Peg movies, nothing compares to Sean

of the Dead. And it's tough. I put Sean of the Dead on there. I'll still watch Sean of the Dead when it's on HBO. I'll keep you in the photo. It's such a great movie. Yeah, and it's so hard when they have that's for a lot of people that's the first work they saw from that. It's the space group right? Yeah, all the only anime movies

But uh, yeah, that was the first thing I saw that sort of space the same as zombies really why they made the movie I just didn't the anything lived up to I think every time I catch Sean of the dead on TV It's always where they're breaking into the Winchester to make their last stand there. Oh really like no matter How many times I catch it? That's always where I jump into the movie. Or it's the scene where they go to get his mom and his stepfather and he gets bit in the car. Yeah. It's one of those two.

But then they're pretty, they're kind of close to each other. Yeah, the thing I, we're talking movies from years ago. I think I really about, about short of dead is it was the first movie in a long time that did the Romero style zombies where everything's like super slow. Yeah. And it's like the conflating, never ending. Yeah, and I was like that allowing. How do you like him dead rising three so far?

Good, I'm just going to play it in like a week. Yeah, it's a good game. Ray came up to me and said he started his grind. Hey, I still have him today on 62,000 zombies killer thing. I am so happy. I'm finally better at it game than Ray. Which one? Power Star Golf.

You beaten all this. Every time I golf like you beat it all this every time I feel like you can see all of your friends and like all of their records and stuff and I I love seeing when he has like a longest drive on a hole. I'm like He's gonna go and be better than you at that game. He's been he's been trying We've had some trash talking back and forth already. Yeah, okay. I thought you were just like secret. No, no, no I just remember a movie. What's that? Foss six. Fast six.

Fossed. I really didn't understand what you said at first. You know what it's with. I just think this category we're talking about stuff and we know it's gonna be gravity. Yeah, I gotta say it's gonna be gravity. You know it's gravity or 12 years of slave. I haven't seen it. I'm making an apply. I have to see that before. Is it theaters now? Yes, it's either be grounded or 12 years of slave. I haven't seen it. I'm making it a plan. I have to see that before

Is it theaters now or yes, it's since it's since select theaters I think you can watch a divilot crown here in Austin. Okay. Good to know. I'll go I think a divilot crown the arbor and For some reason the cinema arc X-D screen up in Flugerville I think also has I would love to have the shit depressed out of me. You know what I found out this was on my you and I were talking about out of me. You know what I found out? This was on Mike, you and I were talking about uh, E-live 5, explaining it like I'm 5 on Reddit. Is that it? It's on subreddit? Yeah. Yeah. And they, did they make that default? Everyone subscribed to it? I think it just got popular. But then how does it, how do I see it? I started noticing it like a couple. They must have added to the default subscriptions. Because I see it all the time and I never

subscribed to E-live 5. Is it? It it? It might get put up as best of Reddit. That's possible. It may be how it gets up there. Okay, that's possible. It's not as Reddit. It's not part of that. But to me, it's like an offshoot of today I learned. And that is the one subreddit that I get totally lost in today.

I could just burn down on today I learned. Because they put stuff on the podcast. No, and it's also so much fucking stupid shit. Like, are you retarded? You're just learning this now. I guess I don't realize people are a lot younger than me. Yeah, like the so much fucking stupid shit. Like, are you retarded? You're just learning this now. I guess I don't realize people are a lot younger than me. Yeah, like the sun has made a fire. Yeah, that's it.

The earth is round and in space. It's like, sometimes there's like such stupid dribble in there. Trouble. But I think it was on today I learned that they posted statistics where of like, I'm totally paraphrasing ballpark numbers here. But it was like of a million slaves

that were essentially shipped to the new world, only like a tenth of them came to the US, and the rest of them were in South America, because an extraordinarily small percentage of the overall slave population was in the US, but it's something that's so heavily associated with America. Well, how long did it continue to operate in other countries? Like maybe it stopped a long time before it stopped in the US.

Like Wars. Goddamn it. Wars still exists, Austria, just like slavery. Okay, so to wrap up movies, Catch. This is the end wolf of Wall Street Gravity is it wolf again wolf of Wall Street Gravity 12 years of slave and fast and furious six we want to narrow down to five or what's our one two three four five six Fuck it six is five six. Okay. Hey. I'm not getting wolf of Wall Street. Go see it. Wolf I

Woke up I know you like to wolf among us the wolf among us is really good. Yeah, why What are you wolf? You didn't have to hold it. You didn't have to hold it. You didn't have to hold it. You didn't have to hold it. You didn't have to hold it. You didn't have to hold it. You didn't have to hold it. You didn't have to hold it.

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You didn't have to hold it. You didn't have to hold it. You didn't have to hold it. You didn't have to hold it. You didn't have to hold it. You didn't have to hold it. You didn't have to hold it. You didn't have to hold it. You didn't have to hold it. You didn't want to change the choices I had. Does that make sense? Like I want to get a refresher on what happened, but I feel like I don't want to touch that save. I feel like I had to do that to get an achievement. Like there was in the other achievements in the first season were

except 400 days had one that you could have missed. All of them are story-based. Could you not just play again? 400 days had two actually. Yeah, one of them like was evolving. They got you're walking down the road. I think in chapter three. And then the other one was, Yeah, it was put something by the side of the road. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's the one I missed and I had to go back and do it. So it was like right at the beginning of the chapter. Yeah. That's it 400 days. We can find the kid in the letterman jacket. It depends on your choice. It was someone else for me. Oh, I see.

Do you remember that video we filmed? I think it was us four. Maybe. We were trying to recreate the Walking Dead game. Last of us. Last of us, you close. Yeah, we were trying to, the opening, the last of us,

it was in Austin. My bad. And you brought that up. Now it's gonna get constantly asked about it. I actually saw that on someone's computer being edited the other day. Really? Yeah.

I've learned to be very careful about stuff we talk about that we're about to start working on because if it gets bumped or pushed out a little bit, it's like there's people in the audience. It's like that's what they want to see for sure next and it's like I feel like we're like, you know Well with that it's not for only an obligation if that got lost and mixed and There's nothing we could do about it But I just you know what it was somebody cut it together and was like, it was just okay You know, I mean sometimes we have good ideas that when we actually make them they're not that great And then we don't put them out.

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of second camera again, blow my head off. Yeah. I think everyone has that. I think everyone has something when you're on the internet that's just like, the relentless with you about it. You know what I mean? And it's not because they're hounding you. It's just, they see it and it's new to them

and they bring it up, but it's exactly. That happens. A bunch. There's one that I have. You want to say what it's that happens a bunch. There's there's one that's I have You want to say what it is? Yeah, and hopes that maybe this will stop people from tweeting that. Oh, that will not work by the way Whatever, but there is this mental illness or disease. I forget. I don't know how to pronounce this with a W Let me guess it's a disease where people feel compelled to make puns puns and like inappropriate jokes, okay? Hey, maybe you have that.

At least once a day they go, Barbara, think I fell what you have. And I'm like, ha ha. I like, it's not. It's denying that you have it. Yeah, of course I don't have it. How do you know? I don't have it.

Because I'm not constantly compelled. I make them when I feel it's appropriate for the situation. Intervention? Yeah, I think so. Doctor, Doctor's office. It's like just like little drops of water. Like you see it like here then again then again then again. It's like it just keeps going.

It's crazy. It'll pop up on like nine gag or something one day and then I'll get that picture a thousand times and it'll pop up on like funny.com and I'll get that picture. I don't know. You know what, a website I went to today that I've been to and forever? Break.com. Yeah, I love Break. I can't remember the last time I went to that website.

It's been years. You know I have a video that made it to Break.com. Really? And they paid me $500 for it. What was it? You posted on the Gavin's? No, this is when I was like 17 or 18. Did you post for ModPo?

I filmed all of my friends reacting to two girls one cup. Oh, really? Yep. And that is not a video that ever got anywhere else on the internet. It got taken down. Can I tell you something? Yeah, they're saying that E-Life 5 is now default. It's a default subscription.

Oh, cool. What we're saying? Break.com. Hey, buddy, what's going on? Gavin and I were recently on, I don't know if it's air yet, we were saying. Break.com. Hey, everybody, what's going on? Gavin and I were recently on, I don't know if it's air yet, we were on Freddie Wong's podcast. And Gavin talked about his videos being posted on Break.com. Back when it was called Big Boys.

Big boys. Big boys was better. Someone else got paid 500 bucks for my video. I never saw that one. But you should provide like proof that it's yours and everything when you get paid. I'm happy. Well, apparently someone, you've been doing someone else's else. That's not the most robust in the world.

It's probably a check box saying, did you make this? Yep. No, I had to send in like behind the scenes photos and everything and all this. Really? It's like the I made this. You made this? I made this.

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what if you get read that uh... that i've learned that gavin uses audio books to read along with books. Like, did it once? Did it once? He said that was the purpose of audiobooks. You said that was the purpose. I don't understand. So that's how people did it.

You said you do it. You said that's what you use audiobooks for to read along. Who was it? I did it once because I was reading the American version of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone and listening to the English audiobook and I was just seeing the differences along the way So here's here's an idea. I've got Gus. He said favorite with a without the you You could use both the codes for our sponsors this week to do it you could queue up American Psycho

The movie with Christian Baal and then on audible calm if it's available or you can the book you're doing right now, you can run the audiobook while you watch the movie and see how well it matches up. Have you read the book? Yeah, Brett Easton Ellis, right? Is that what you're saying? I don't remember. Very faithful recreation of the book. No, I'm just saying it means you can experiment to try.

See how it matches up. To read along with the film. Nope. You turn the movie on, turn the sound down, and then play the audio track, you play the book. Right. I'm sure the pacing is different. Probably. I would imagine the book goes a lot slower than an hour and a half. Yeah. American Psycho. Yep. Unabridged. 10 hours, 12 minutes.

Nope. That might be a little off. Just put it like a foot, it'll get to 100%. Stretch it out. Then you guys have to watch. You know how you can listen to podcasts at 1.5 speed now? On your iPhone? You can always do that. You can listen. Well, I didn't know that until recently. But just do that with the book.

How fucking busy are we? We don't have time to listen. I mean, that's like where we are as a side now. I don't have time to listen to stuff that I want to listen to. If you listen to an audio book, sometimes the reader will really get into it and like do all the actions and the pacing. You know, if an old woman's telling an old story, they'll take ages over it. You don't want to.

Sometimes you just want to hear the word. Yeah, the, in Game of Thrones, they do that. Whenever old man's telling a story, and he's like, the old man voice is like, oh my god. When I hold back in those, and it's like, oh god, get on with it. But it's like he's acting it out.

He becomes that character. And he manages to do toothless very well. I'm wondering if he has full state and pulls them out for something. He does toothless really well. And like, old congested full state and pulls them out for something He does toothless really well and like old congested man like that flimmy like old man Voice he does that one really well, too. I bet he pulls out teeth for some things and then just like sloshes like cussed down his So Oh Lord

Just to get that flimmy sort of like It would be awesome to have performance art in Audio book narration or audiobook readers like doing that like I would love to have like Tatcher in the rye read by like an angsty teen like oh If you really want to hear about it the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born here in foot and page Like how many page are left and talking about it? But it is amazing. I just read the whole page. I don't remember anything He's gonna get a hooker and shoot himself with a gun. That's cool

The guy that does the Game of Thrones one, though, he has to do so many characters, and I think he got a Guinness World record for doing it. But then I've realized, when characters get injured and stuff, he has to do like an alternate version of that character, so like an injured one, he's like, ah, and it's like, he really has to do a lot of voices. He's really good at it. And to the point where, even if he doesn't

preface it with like who's talking, with who's speaking, you still know which character it is because the voices are different. There are some scenes in the booking game of Thrones where there's just two mysterious figures talking in a tunnel and it's like, you can tell who they are because of his voice. Yeah.

That's your kind of question. Do you think this guy comes up? Like he learns who the characters are first and then thinks of voices for him? Or do you think he's just reading through and I don't know because he does change him Sometimes I'm so I'm so happy for him. He's just like I gotta talk like this now He probably had him ready ahead of time Cuz I think the audiobooks came out a little after cuz the first game of tons books really all at this point

Okay, I think the audiobook came out years afterwards But he does do that thing where now he'll, the first two or three books or the first two books, he's kind of faithful to keeping the character standing the same. But then after a while, he starts in between books, he changes, I guess, because there's such a long gap between them. But I imagine he must have like character profiles like age and physical appearance and that he bases the voice on that. I guess he reads the first one.

That's true. They are also aging. Yeah. And in some cases, they're in different different places like they're not where they were previously Why would I choose your voice? If they're in another land where people speak a different language Gotcha like where I don't know somewhere across the narrow sea the narrow sea everything across the narrow sea in Gamerthorne's seems perfectly fine to me like everyone

There's a crap about the throne right they're like perfectly content They got big cities and everyone's happy and it's it's I if I was Daenerys Targaryen I'd be like okay, I'm just gonna rule this place. They already all lover you know over there Yeah, but she I know she wants to come back get the goddamn throne just like everybody else I get it So the mad king was her father, right? Yes yes yeah should we say we went to the television shows now that we're talking about game oh yeah go to television shows game of thrones what a great segue congratulations gravity thank you Barbara we're not picking winners yet I'm being the most nominated oh worry TV most nominated what do you got for

TV game of thrones breaking bad game of thrones breaking bad fucking easy ones why why bother with you got let me think about all right I read I have a list Break it bad game with the ones breaking bad fucking easy ones Let me think about all right, I read I have a list Walking dead the first half of this season whatever the fuck that is these days it was good Do you want to put walking dead on there? No Derek? It's that we're hit your racing. Oh, right. God. I feel like nominating orange the new black But it really did take me eight episodes to get into that show. You just nominated half of a season of another show. I did. Did you know that my mom's cousin is the casting director on Orange's New Black? Really? Okay, or a producer, one of the two. So, I forget. Barbara had a madman, and I had some of these other ones you mentioned. I also had put Bob's Burgers and Key and Peel on there.

Oh, and we had a, hello ladies. Do you want that on there? Yeah. This one guy was giving me shit for nominating Bob's Burgers and not Archer. Archer's good. Because I mean, they're both good shows and they're made by the same people.

I just liked Bob's Burgers better. I think Bob's Burgers is way funnier. Yeah. We don't have a web series category, right? We have a web series. I can nominate a web series. I can even web series for this right? We call it TV show, but I guess we can change the category. This might as well be a TV show. This is it fucking Bravest warriors. Bravest warriors. Bravest warriors was good, dude. That was really good

And they did with being puppy cat those same people set a record for the biggest kickstarter of all time No, they didn't yeah, notstarter of all time no they didn't you know yeah not all time of what i think i think i think it's okay it's really star citizen no star citizen's like twelve billion bucks at this point was it is it forty million uh... no i think they did well i don't know it could be the last time i looked at the most thirty two have they started to hide the totals for that on the site uh... star citizen game

they had a kickstarter and it did really well and then they continued it after the kickstarter period on the website and It's just like continued like I think Actually was saying like people always ask why don't you report about stars and getting another million dollars Because because that's every day it gets another million dollars. Yeah, and every week on the patch We talk about stars So if you're interested in gaming news check out our livestream on Wednesday or our audio release and video release on Thursdays. You're doing video game awards. Not yet.

No, not yet. Okay. Soon. But that will be on the patch. Yeah, we'll talk about that. Yeah, all the video game awards will be moved over to the patch. Okay. Uh, so what do we have here? If we need an hour of this category down.

We have Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, uh, Bob's Burgers, Keen Peel, Walking Dead, Derek Madman, Hello ladies, Bravis Warriors. Get ladies bravest warriors get rid of Derek get rid of Derek I would say why do you keep telling me to write shit down then immediately tell me because I'm listening to the other stuff And it's like you're right. We don't need to get rid of madman. I don't think this is very nice and I can stand up for it I was just a do you know that will worst one a responsible retailer or in the UK. We could it woolly's did you yeah? That is interesting fact. I'm gonna have that to my list Game of thr Thrones for me. Game of Thrones, uh, I have walkin' dead on there.

So we have Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Bob's Burgers, Key and Peel. Nobody saw Agents of Shield? No. Nobody saw, oh, we sunny, was a good season this season? It was very good. Um, I would take off Key and Peel. Yeah.

That was on the fence about him, right? I don't know if that would be as big. You know what's You know what's tough for me is that as much as I like key and peel Do you know the life who girls have both been on key and peel? Are you serious? Yeah, both like back to back weeks I phone just tried to autocrack burgers to have an h in it What language are you set to? Burger burgers All right breaking bad game of thrones Bob's burgers walking dead. Hello know. All right. Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Bombsburgers, Walking Dead,

Hello, ladies, Davis Warriors. You know what? Here's, where's the area where we have deficits? Like, we don't have anybody in this whole goddamn company that watches Suns of Anarchy. And I'm Beard. And I keep hearing what a great show that is. Adam and Megan watch it, right?

We're going to do something. I haven't told you yet, but I'm going to open up. We're doing a little different this year. I'm going to open up the voting and let other people hear at wrist-cheek kicking their opinions. Thank you, Tommy. You're just telling me different this year. I'm gonna open up the voting and let other people here at Ristth's kick in their opinions. Thank you for telling me that. You just told me that just now. Yeah.

There you go. I just said about it. That's what I'm gonna be right. That's a good idea. So, Woolworth's had what an eagle pass. What? We had a Woolworth's an eagle pass. No, listen, dude.

That's. I'm taking it back. That's boring. I'm taking it back. Here we go, this shit. Alright. Take back the night. Internet videos.

Uh, so I got same z's, Nigerian cook, survivship wreck, bat dad, what does the fox say? Bad motherfucker, man seems wife for the first time, and bound to slash bound three. What about Taylor Swift's things of goat? It makes me laugh every time I see it. Yeah. Taylor Swift sings with goat. You know what? I tell you what.

I'll nominate a funny video from something we eliminated from TV show. It's a funny fucking video. I'm going to nominate Freddie W and Key and Peel. What? I didn't know what the name of the video is. It was the one with the- You're done. You're a dirty gun.

I'm going to nominate that. I'll look it up right now. All right. Freddie W did one of the funniest videos I've ever fucking seen on him. I'll tell nominate that I'll look it up right now all right Freddy W Did one W did one of the funniest videos I've ever fucking see I'll tell you what I'll tell you what We've lost Barbara Barbara's gone bar bar was gone Usually you guys make Barbara you should make Barbara laugh ridiculously hard when When we're when we're in the middle of a sponsor read that you're okay We're in the middle of a sponsor read that you're okay

It's called Mexican standoff feature key and deal great video. Oh It's really funny And in case you're interested the but the live-progural reference Milana is in the sexy vampires sketch which is online and I don't see it Stevie Stevie is online. And I don't see it. Steve is Steven is in. I don't see it on here, but there's some kind of kung fu sketch. And she's in that one.

But I don't see it online, unfortunately. So Molana is clearly better. That's demos fighting words. All right. Any other videos you want to add in there? Before we start eliminating? I feel like there should be better ones from this year Like those don't like well, we can't nominate our own videos. We talked about the seriously fine-com way That's why by the way, I can't shoot more vines with these fuckers because they are one of the three of us is out of town every single Friday

That's normal. We shoot them. I can't do it tomorrow I talked about the week before Christmas Everyone's week I'm talking about the week before Christmas. We haven't shot vines like four weeks Uh, it's been you mostly I'm gonna call you I can't believe you are calling up every day 75% of the time it's you You're complaining that you can't shoot vines because you're never in the office. You don't know me Also, we shoot like four videos. I'm real bad. It takes six seconds of time. Yeah, that's 24 seconds of time Please fuck you. It's a second. There's also a shirt coming out and potentially next week. Oh, we got a sheet vines for that then that we got a sheet vines for

Which I don't think I will I mean bears to admit the Vine where barb was shirtless that took way too long like Gavin and I wrote legitimately bad about how many takes we had to do And we would do the thing that way. Oh my god. Where have you changed and like Go into your Broadway turn away? And that was like I was like what you see in the box It's funny is if you look at the audience retention graph on YouTube for that video. It's like hey Gus We already talked about this on the podcast. Oh, oh shit. I got call fucking out drop it. No, it's literally like the normal Barbara we already talked about I'll tell you what

There's gonna be some classic videos from this year that we're forgetting about. Well, I've been emailing you for like two weeks now about it. You haven't replied to a single fucking one. I replied to email sometimes. Listen, this is the hardest category. Every year I tell myself I'm gonna pay more attention to the videos that come out, keep a record of the really funny ones. So a years what what carousel Gangnam style that was last year I want to nominate dancing baby I think that was big hit this year. What about down Rebecca black Saturday? No, no, no, yeah, no music videos. I wish music videos would go off a YouTube

I don't like to music videos on there YouTube should spin off the music to a different Well, I like a lot of that's handled by like the vivo umbrella. Yeah, it's totally different It's totally different like I 1.5 billion people didn't watch Gangnam style no 1.8 billion whatever and whatever is now I'm sure it's like two by the time people watch this you know, it's just's repeat views. I mean music videos get a ton of repeat views. Do I sound bitter? I'm bitter. I hate the fact that fucking music is getting some reviews also a beauty primate a really good video What said no one ever It's our cousin the kickin he didn't that's all odds are by by the bear naked ladies I think we made that music video

You should watch it again and again. Yeah, we're missing something. That's a really funny video. I'm just All right, look I'll take a Twitter What the opportunity to take a Twitter? Everyone else can recommend how long does it take to think of something hashtag is A hashtag artie pod. Yeah, the instant dude. All right. I'm a star eliminating instant dude. Alright, I'm gonna start eliminating shit. Okay. Uh, I'm gonna eliminate bad motherfucker. Okay, I don't have any problems with that.

Just because I feel it. Anybody want to Harlem Shake? Get out. Was that this year? Somebody said, when you said Mexican standoff, my Xbox tried to turn off. Mexican standoff That's you guys are terrible. You should never do the yes bit. Oh

What else are we gonna take off Oh, all these are pretty good. Some of them are weird in that they're not like Intended to be internet videos like the Nigerian cook survive shipwreck. I feel weird having it on this list Even though that's how it got distributed. It's like it's a really cool story I don't know if I would call it video of the years right Like it's cool, and it's an interesting thing that happened but in terms of actual like I know I know what Gavin's missing That you would want to nominate for video of the year will sass o lemons Yeah, Gavin would definitely want to nominate anything. Thank you to look up who told me that I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm a good call lady kick Katie tell you what In the Okay, so what do we got for our best video of the internet of the year? Oh god Keen peel samsies samsies. I'm so good. I dear in cook survivorship wreck bat dad What does the fox say no, I mean that's just get rid of that Fuck thing don't let your prejudice against music videos Influenced you that was as you have you what let me ask you question. No, honestly. Have you watched that the whole way through? Yes

Really? I personally don't find a problem funny What I never found it funny. Well, I don't nominate it. No, but it was such a huge video I mean even though I'm a bunch of horseshit that is you're nominating on behalf of other people's opinions. Yeah Yes, I understand I recognize the fact that it was a big people who can't have a console that can be constantly connected to the internet Mancy's wife for the first time bound to and bound three Taylor Swift things with a goat Mexican standoff, which is a Freddie W. Keane peel and Will Sassow lemons Yeah, all right. We're gonna go with that.

What about Chet Ruler Racking Ball, dude? I feel like these little ones were better. Yeah. When was the cool me maybe one? That was last year. Yeah. All right, that's it. Cool.

All right. So I'll kick it around. Are you gonna make a journal with all these that people could... I'll make a journal, I guess, yeah. And people can comment if they want, but they can't vote. Okay. And I'll leave it to receipt people to vote. Cool.

And give them input. And I may or may not count the votes. I don't know. We'll see. Depending on who. This is how a real award show works. Nobody fucking knows. Do we still afford UWs award?

From what? Yeah. So we've got to make sure he doesn't win, right? Because he won. He won't win me. He was even in the office and picked it up and was looking at it and didn't take it with him. He's like, how much was to take this home. That's how high quality they are. Yeah, it's too delicate too precious

I don't blame them. That thing's let things fucking crazy. We don't make them anymore We should do that thing that people got upset about where we let we will license people the image to use on their website Like they can pay us like a thousand dollars and we'll let them use the Best of 2013 podcast. Oh yeah, absolutely. We should do that. That's my idea. Genius. So people really got upset about that when not she said that about whoever it was. Was it PC magazine or so when you remember that story from like a couple months ago, he said they want a best of and then they were going to offer to let him license that award

image back for like a thousand dollars or something. And if you were a Mr. Terpour that as they thought the award was for sale and that he had to pay a thousand dollars that he would win the game of the year or whatever. Oh, people had done. Yeah, it's like no, it's just a licensing fee for use of the image in promotional materials. People don't know their tag map. No, especially here on this podcast. I mean, we just want the strongest seal of approval in the tech world PC mag calm consider the JD power of tech is the world's largest tech

What's your back back back back here are the 13 awards you won two? thousand thirteen best awards you pay five hundred dollars per award logo Editor's choice award five hundred dollars per award logo highly rated award five hundred dollars per award logo Well, don't you have to pay to get an Oscar or something like there's a big deal. You do have to pay for your trophies Yeah, really? Yeah, most and most awards ceremony. Yes, you do have to pay for your trophies Yeah, like the guy works with how much is an Oscar like four five hundred bucks? Yeah, the guy I worked with who got the Emmy that he didn't know about was it was $400 for him to get the truth Not many people know that yeah, and a lot of times we work on co-productions like gauntlet

Just wanted a word for the first season of gauntlet. Congratulations, man. Thank you. And we, we, as a co-production with Blip. And so it's one trophy. So we had to pay to get another trophy made to send to them in their offices. We also got nominated for some new awards for IWTV.

For IWTV, yeah. We got a, like every time we've won an award, we've typically, I know for every time we've won an award for Red vs. Blue, we always have a duplicate trophy made and we send it to Microsoft to either Bungie or to 3-4-3 depending on what year that was. Yeah, well then we don't fight over it. Yeah, so this is a smart idea. But that's crazy to me that likes it.

You know what bugs me in that regard for this unstated, just accepted thing is that we remember we found out that the Twitter verified icon is paid. Yeah. Well, that's not directly. No, it is. It's now like you can read articles about it. And the crazy thing was, there was this run through like the video game industry where they unverified people. Like they unverified some people that work at Xbox. They unverified the frag dolls, which wasn't account that Twitter was recommending you follow when you signed up if you were interested in the gaming game like over two million followers yeah well that's because they were always recommended but what does that mean what does that mean to be

unverified like you're not now you're not who you were yeah totally destroys what the actual name of it is right right is this is that person is who they say they are and now it is taking that away from now. They're just not very fine This may not be the frag dolls after all right. They're checked clear So that was our verification process. That's why we're not verified. It's like for that reason all that That's pretty much it yeah, I have to admit tons of tweets about why we're not verified Oh, it makes most sense for a company than a person in my opinion Yeah, frag dolls are looking right now. Frag dolls have one point three million followers and they are not a verified account but they were they were and they

were a recommended account for a long time wow there was a big rash with a bunch of video game accounts like people in the video game industry and just unverified them I find that baffling it's almost like I don't know it's almost like actionable to me that that is Twitter saying now you were verified now you're not who you say you are that's kind of what that says if you take someone else could be the real account holder right or it's like to unverify someone Is an actual specific action to not to like you get there's an account out there like PewDiePie your favorite guy and his accounts Not verified they just didn't verify it, but it was verified and they take it away That's a direct action of saying this account isn't who it says it is. So what happens? We're removing verification.

Let's say someone else makes like a fake frag does account like frag underscore dollars or whatever. Got it. And they pay to get that verified, but they're not the real. I don't think it would work like that. No, I don't think it would work. I think you have to pay and have verification. Yeah, I think it would work in the sense that it's just like break.com. Yeah, I think it should work in the sense that you know It's just a way for to it honestly Twitter needs ways to There's a little verified you gotta have something. Yeah, there's a verified tick on YouTube now But I'm wondering if it does ever mean to verify tick on YouTube or verified on YouTube

We're on the videos though. I mean isn't that a big way to tell? Like if we comment on someone else's video like when we comment on the rewind video Oh, is that in response to like that you could fake accounts for a long time? Oh, okay, that makes sense I'm verified on the Rushi dot com account. So I've been thinking about like you say that it's a way for Twitter to to have income I get mad every time I look at their stock price and think about how this is a company that has never made a fucking dime and and think about how this is a company that has never made a fucking dime and They're worth you know hundreds of millions of dollars. Well, they make money through advertising. No, they don't They don't make any money They they they have revenue, but I don't make any profit

That's what I'm and they get revenue Twitter files for one billion dollar IPO But still isn't profitable. This is from October 3rd 2013 the verge.com. Twitter has filed paperwork with the SEC to become a public company, which will allow outside investors to buy and trade stock in the company in the coming months. They have people. That's money. So here we go. During the first six months of 2013, the company pulled in $253 million in revenue, but its net loss increased by 41%. So what is the $69 million? What is the money going?

So they brought in $253 million and they spent somewhere in the neighborhood of $320 million. They have? They have to spend on people on office space, on servers. So today, they're stock closed at $56.61. It's down 4% today. Their market cap is almost $31 billion. Really? Market capitalization. They were speculating in when they filed for the IPO. This article speculates they could be worth as much as $15 billion. And they heard they are

$30 billion. Yeah, well, IP I think they their IP was at 26 So that makes sense. Yeah, here's what they spend their money on is that you have that more than 500 million tweets a day flow through the service That is a lot of connections. Yeah, you have to admit that's that's high volume and Twitter just like half of those yeah race Taco Bell for 20 blaze it Taco Bell, 420, blaze it. I just did have his tweets for him. Try to figure out. Every time you get reblogging something from Tumblr too.

Oh, yeah. That was weird. So, yeah, it's really upsetting to me that a company that cannot make money is worth so much fucking money. Yeah. It's like, why are you getting a money? And people keep investing in it. It's like, this is a company with no discernible way to turn that around into a profit. I took about 6,000 tweets a second

I think just hoping someone's gonna buy them for a long time. It seems low. I don't know I don't get it. It's one of those miss miles where they well if they're IPO that's it that's one of the end games They're far more companies like that model for it's like users first monetization later It's like yeah, we'll just get a bunch of people using our stuff And then we forgot how to make money later. It's come on guys I feel like it's almost like a crime It's almost like a scam where people start a company to do this pump up the stock value get a bunch of money for it Then say fuck it and then just like walk away from the company

Red shit collapses. Yeah, and then it's let it collapse like who gives not at all not all what they're doing is they're building an audience and they're bringing an audience in We're just going to get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little They can't do the audience building part, but they can service an audience with advertisements and things like that. Typically like a big media company, normally associated with like a television network or an old newspaper printout. Fox buying my space. There you go exactly. Yeah, and it's like then those people can make it work. Because they understand how to serve. They can do big ad buys with like Coke. There's just Coke says like, I don't know what Twitter is. Fuck it. We're advertising $80 million a day in all these different places. But I'm trying to figure this out but then once it becomes

part of like Fox or something like that then they can do it. Then they run it into the ground it goes away two years later. There you go. Or it's like Twitter and it does hit all the right moments, gets all the right peaks and makes it through to an IPO and it's successful and that's an endgame there too. It has been sold, it's been sold to the public now. That's who acquired Twitter. I understand how was an IPO and in game Like I mean I mean people love like making their their companies go public It's like a big deal people love it. What the fuck does that do?

I mean like now your finances are even more scrutiny and you're now you have tons of shareholders who are pressing you even more than before to Turn your your product to be profitable or well You're also talking about a company as though it's one continuous entity. I mean, those are usually generations of executives. I mean, the people who started it in day one, typically might not be there for three to five years, they get it going, then a different group of people

gets it up to a mid-range, decent, privately-invested company, and then somebody else gets it to the IPO. But they all maintain shares along the way yeah you know and driving that up and so then they all cash out when it's when it goes to IPO or they just hold on to it and they invest in the company that they help build and you know they have tons of money in Twitter stock. What was the stock of Woolworth do you think? So stock of Woolworth's clothes let me find out. Who was your ticker symbol? Was it Wool? Was it WOL? No there's probably another W in there. There's a place in town

Alan just sent me this earlier today. There's a bar down at 7th and brazos called CU 29 Okay, they sell Something that I'd never seen before it's bourbon infused with Franklin's barbecue What it's specifically Franklin. It's specifically Franklin's barbecue. What? It's specifically Franklin. It's specifically Franklin's barbecue. There's a picture of it there. We're putting it in a screen. Oh my God.

It's actually bits of meat in it. I don't know the drink in it. That would kind of gross me out, I think. It looks like it chunks of meat in the drink. Yeah. It says that where is it? They're fusing six liter batches with two pounds of moist for over a month before they freeze it, remove

the fat and strain it into what is the happiest jug in the world. See you 29. So when we get some. We absolutely have to do a remote podcast from that place. 100% and drink Franklin infused bourbon. Sounds awesome. Sounds like the best idea. Can we actually though?

I don't know. I know you're saying that as a joke, but. Alan is asking them. I just want to point out that Woolworth's closed today trading at $30.65 Australia is down 0.03% against a volume of 863,000 shares. Woolworth's stock ticker. Are you talking about your WOW?

WOW? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, wow. Yeah, there it is. Uh, cool. I can't believe I was gonna look. I was actually about to look up what their ticker was in the U.S. By the way, that's the stupidest thing ever. What does infused mean?

It means you spilled it whiskey on it. Basically, right? I mean, there's no infusing process. Dancing the first ever infusion was a god of god. Uh! Yeah, exactly right. Infused. It's something it's something dude at the bar taking his rag that he wiped off the bar was going into a cup.

Do you think he was drunk? That's infused with bar. He was trying to say confused, but he was drunk and he said infused. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

I don't think so at all. I think Barber's method, I think. Let's see if we can see that again. Barber, can we speak in? That's so cute. Yeah, goodbye, bye. Barbara's method, I mean. I was thinking, Barbara, can we speak in? It's so cute. Yeah, goodbye, bye. It's totally, but. She said too much infused.

How can I hold on to these fusions? Yeah, like people who ate shit, we're past the bacon phase at this point, right? Like bacon. Remember when everybody's just like bacon? Bacon, bacon and cupcakes. It was just like bacon was like the thing and everything. You think we're past them? I think I got to hope you are.

Because like the bacon infused vodka, that's what that reminded me of. We'll never be past that. Well, you're in your Canadian. Do you even like bacon look bacon? You call what you call American bacon bacon and Canadian bacon is Ham oh, you don't you don't differentiate what I'm gonna do Canadian bacon is back bacon Can any bacon is back base. No, can you make it's ham or a tam? I had the biggest argument the other day with John risingisinger, because in one of the Minecraft videos, I named my pig, Gammon.

He was upset about this. And he spelled it, G-A-M-I-N, like Gammon. And I was like, you don't have to spell Gammon. And he was like, what's Gammon? Never heard of it either. And the Gammon steak is like, what you call ham. Stake. But for me, ham is just like thinly sliced sandwich meat.

What's Gammon? So it's like a ham steak? Yeah, like you know the cartoon with the bone with ham on it You cut that that's gammon. Yeah, yeah When you crazy assos was told I have in ham for Christmas Haha It's like what is your ever christian dinner? We had salami and then I asked everyone in achievement I was just like deli sandwich. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's a ho ho ho. It's like, what did you ever Christian dinner? We had salami. And then I asked everyone in achievement,

I was like, Gaman, you get it, right? Gaman, the pig. And everyone was like, now we just thought you were making up a word. I was like, how could you possibly be upset that people think you're making up a word?

Because some of them are real and people don't believe me. Because you make a word all the time. You're the boy who cried munched. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. My favorite phrase is still frothing at the gash.

There you go. That's not me though. That was in between us. Oh dang. Yeah. Thought it was you. What? Shrothing at the gash.

Okay. Dude, I had a blu-ray do something that I've never seen before. Frothing at the gash. I didn't froth at the gash. Dude, I had a Blu-ray do something that I've never seen before. From the gash. I didn't froth at the gash. I watched the fast and the furious on Blu-ray the other day. And put the disk in. It played a tribute to Paul Walker. Oh, yeah, they can do that.

That's awesome. You mean updated dynamic? Yeah, just like the first thing it plays is like, it's cool. I think that's really cool. Like Blu-ray players, as a standard, have to have a network port. So they have to be ready to be able to receive data from the internet.

Wow. So they can change the trailers that play before a movie in this case. That's also like, on some menus, you'll see a little thing come down from the top right, and I'll say, now out on Blu-ray, it's like that's the last day. I just didn't know, is that every single,

fast and furious Blu-ray that you now put in, will play that tribute if it's been connected to the internet That's pretty it's pretty cool the future But that being said I feel like now that they have that feature They feel like they have to put trailers before they start playing your movie like the other day I was rewatching my winner's bone Blu-ray and I put it in and it was like trailer skip trailer You can press the menu it goes to the menu menu but I want to see how many there were six minutes and forty eight seconds of trailers

wow before the movie even started that doesn't count production company slates or titles are at the six minutes and forty eight seconds of just fucking trailers and they know nobody's gonna watch that it's like that's the most worthless thing in the world how you feeling about next gen load times I'm not too thrilled about it

oh dude I put a SSD drive in my PC at home. I should've done that a year ago. Yeah, that's incredible. It's really awesome. Yeah, a hard drive can't come close. Not even close. Not even close. I wish that, oh, I joined the story where they filled up,

this is probably a patch topic. I didn't fill up an Xbox One hard drive to see how big it was. Yeah, that's a smart case. No, no, it's not. Well, that means that some of that is, oh, that's right, one drive. It's not. was. That's 500 gigs. No, no, it's not. Well, that means some of that is OS, right? One drive. It's not.

I think it's like 380. No, IGN's first 500 gigs Xbox One hard drive full at 362 gigs. So the OS is big. It's big, or maybe there's something like it reserves for every game. It could potentially resure some things. So it's a catch this, so does it.

Too much stuff on the Xbox One is abstracted. Oh, wait for the patch. Talk about it But they they've talked about potentially in a future patch adding in More functionality to like to see like hard drive space. What's utilized? What's not used? How big everything really is? Yeah, they tried to right now. It's like they tried to just hide the stuff Yeah, you know what you know what all I care about you know what I want to see in the patch Ryan Ryan is a mr. Popular to the patch.

I finally saw the first complaint about him. Oh my god, he's kidding me. I finally saw someone with like, why is Ryan on like every episode of the patch now? Like, because he's fucking awesome. That wasn't even a complaint, it was just a question. It was a complaint. Everything on the internet, people type it out, it's a complaint. I mean, is it?

I mean, it's basically dumb jokes and complaints. That's all that's on the... It wasn't a cat, so I figured it's a complain. Everything on the internet, if people type it out, it's a complaint. I mean, is it, I mean, it's basically dumb jokes and complaints. That's all that's on the... It wasn't a cat, so I figured it's a complaint. Even if it's a compliment, you can read it like, oh, I really like it. It just comes out. I have a really whining voice in terms of it. Or it's like, it can be given by a complaint by default. You just like someone could say, like, oh, I really felt like this and this didn't work

this way and I was kind of disinpoining this. this and someone will follow up immediately with yeah, lol retards And you're lumped in with this guy and you're like that can be one of the worst things on the internet is People who agree with you that can be awful of like when you're talking about it like a topic and go and somebody else We'll come in and agree with you and then add their own thing like so stay away, dude I don't need your help. I don't want you joining in on this Yeah, that can be really frightening What's that that's happened a couple times we're trying to find ourselves and people who are helping us don't help oh Yeah, whenever we like especially when like you ever get like you know

Whatever fault qualifies like a freedom of speech type issue, you know, we're like anything offensive like, you know, whatever qualifies like a freedom of speech type issue, you know, or like anything offensive. Like, well, this is the way we approach and all the stuff and then the people, yeah, we jump to your aid. You're like, just, we didn't mean to be the most speech for you. I'm not with them. I don't know these people. Yeah. Yeah. That can be, that can be one of the toughest things for sure. Yeah. Um, so we had that, uh, what's it? That video with the Amazon Amazon shipping drones the other that came out last week

You know that little drone that like bounces around with the box on it. Yeah spider drum. It's real It's right over there like I thought it was a computer generated element. Oh, no And use it how it kind of world do we live in care about it? You are actually freaked out that something's real as opposed to not just the way the box moved on it It didn't seem like it was real to me. Oh, really? It seemed like the way it was like flopping back and forth. It's like, there's no way a box would have really done that.

You know, I realized about that short. Is that after Blaine got hired, congratulations, by the way, he was naked in a short. When I first hired when he was naked in the short, I just want to point that out. Not sexual harassment. But it was his first short he was in technically as an employee. That is correct. First short I was in as a technical employee was a theory short where I'm in the shower naked

that's true that is true so if you want to get hired at research you just take your pants off it is a good formula it does work very well I did a game time with Blaine I thought it was fun I actually had a Blaine. We had a whole, do we use a green screen anymore? Blaine's working, right? He can't come out here. He's working. But game time we talked to people that work at the company and I had a whole schedule built up,

but then I had to like, bump it back as like Blaine was hired to thought, if you're really interesting to do a game time with somebody who just literally started working at the company, like do the opposite of everything else where it's like, you know, doesn't have a bunch of stuff he worked on. People don't know them at all. I'm doing again in five years Yeah, that's what it was an intern for quite a while though. No, I know I get under that

What do you I mean you meet people solely over time? But we have interns that never end up working here, you know because they didn't take off their pants And where are you now? So when they filmed that it was pretty cold and I asked Blaine about it. I was like so was it cold the day you had your your new delivery scene He's like it was like 30 degrees outside Yeah, so what is not about he was wearing not don't ruin the magic. I want to spoil it. Cokesok totally He was wearing his dick. It was out completely Joel I was on that sheet because I was like the little girl in the background

And I was staying because we had like coffee and food there So I was gonna eat before I left. And Joel's like, hanging around, huh? Hanging around for the scene? And I'm like, shut up. I'm just eating. So I'd Joel was gassed at that part. He was hanging around for the scene. Was his bottle out.

You know what I realized, you? Joel's. I was talking, I was talking about that. I was, I had just seen the Amazon drone video and I thought of the thing. We had already made our store video for the year. So I basically pinged everybody. and I also made sure to ping Evon and Emily who run the store. And I said, what do you guys think about this idea? I wanted to do it.

And everybody was on board with it. And then I wrote that on the plane. Like I thought of it while taking off got Wi-Fi, pitched the idea that people said yes and I wrote it on the plane and then sent it to them before landed, like just pounded out five pages. You didn't film it up there as well, you pussy? I know, right? It's so crazy the world we live in now. Like while I'm being like transported from one state

to another, I think it's all on that. How long until Sky Mall is actually a mall? And you stop and you buy your shit. I think that's the fastest we've ever, I say we, I mean, you've written something and it became a short. That was, that was, you know, your early shorts were more like, I mean, like a fully produced, you know, it's really crazy about that. I think that's like, I started mad about, that might be the first thing I've written in like, I was like, year, because I took some time off from writing and like, that thing might be, we were trying to think like what was the last thing that I wrote

Devices the right is true the vines. Yeah, every single vine. I try not to I ask you guys every time every time I sit there with Barbara and Gavin and I go okay guys we got to do some more vines. We've got ideas and you both go Yeah, it's really hard Here every single I have ideas I just I fucking email for Suggestions for the nominations for tonight. I don I have ideas. I'm fucking email for suggestions for the nominations for tonight. I don't get shit. I'm working. I see email work. And I'm working at what?

Is there time for email? I'm working. I'm working. I'm working. I'm working. I'm not telling you. I'm not. That email was work. Could I be this is work?

This is work. So could I be email? Joey just started doing emails now. All right. Or am I working? I thought email guys. Do you say now? Yeah, all right. Or am I working? I thought email guys. T.J. Whatever you're rendering you got dressed.

Hey, I'm rendering. Ask me questions guys. I hadn't made a gentleman a while. I thought I should do it. It wasn't going to do. Plus he was actually in a lot of ways to. He's doing a couple of different things there because he was also product testing the website and bitching endlessly about the comment system in the Ruchie.com forums and comment threads.

Yeah, I was having issues with playing. You didn't get any fixed that for you? No, we're going to fix that. I can't. I every time I would, I'd reply to one and I couldn't post again for like a minute. So I'd be like, oh, you saw the control. That's what I'm saying. And then you can't tell when the minute's up.

The only way to do it is to type in a comment. And if it just deletes it, it's like, I guess I wasn't ready. Have to type it all again. So a comment and if it just deletes it, it's like, I guess I wasn't ready after type it all again I'm really excited for the new site Yeah, it's getting there. I don't want to hype it too much. No, but I'm really looking forward to it I really like it. I mean it's it's really The first truly fundamental overhaul of that website in close to a decade. Yeah, you know the website I'll shoot the fuck up closer decade nine years. Can I round nine years up to a decade. Yeah, you know, the website. Oh, shut the fuck up closer decade.

Nine years. Can I round nine years up to a decade? If you know, it should be 30 years, right? Because those nine years held what's since the first day of the year. Cool. Since our first community website, nine years ago, not a decade, fuck you if you think it's a decade.

It was only nine years ago. It's not nine years. It's nine years since we made the social community site. Yes. October of 2004. All right. That's when nine years. It's nine years since we made the social community site. Yes. October of 2004. That's when I joined. That's fair. You want to go to the paper? Rolls on it? I think you're wrong in other ways. Let me see. No, you're right. No, you're right. You know, by the start first, the podcast with the cardboard tubes. I got so many messages from people I know personally, they were like, hey, toilet paper tube is not as big as I thought it was,

which is their way of saying I have a big thick dick and I don't want those but I'm text from any of you It was like a third of the way down. It was like it's all it made it that Maybe a quarter so you get home you get an empty ball girl. You say to ask to like I'm going to the bathroom no bother me I can until it doesn't fit and then you're like take this out of the thing is I can I do it doesn't fit and then you're like take this out of the thing is The thing is your Your bathroom door is like it is attached to the living room and it's a really thin door so she must have just been able to hit you go in there and just go I guess and then come out like

Is that if you think about a Gavin his skin tone matches the color of cardboard? So it's kind of like an extension, maybe they got it. When you take it, from that one, Gus is gonna take all of the tissue pop from a toilet paper to shove it on his knob. And stand up. Well, do you think how it would want the vatality to try to do that?

I guess super force kit. You be nice, you be nice. You be a horrible person. So it's only internet. It's only internet for ever. So how many people tried that? Tried that and then are like, it was way too big and they're like, oh yeah. Two people in this room did it and messaged me about it.

I know. Barbara? No. You fucking too. I didn't do it. You sent me a picture. What? Yeah.

What's it about? Did you work in some way the picture? No. What picture? What the fuck's in your picture then? Yeah Of a cardboard toilet Of a cardboard tube and we split down the side and they were very happy with themselves How did they hold out of it? Yeah, I don't know what they did They just they probably store it and then said a picture. That's what they did I'm gonna be of assistance to provide you guys with that measurement metric Someone's asking yes Gavin did buy the gold iPhone. I bought the iPhone of pimps. I now have a functional Look, it's very popular. I understand you don't get to say everything that's gold is of pimps

I do but you did you invent the tower pimps? No, I didn't and it's quite That should have a black bottom you should put a black bottom on that I will I'll actually I would eat what qualifies the for something to be of pimps Like is that thing behind you? Circle of pimps behind you it should be ideally splint of five segments the ball ones black note the line of pimps I'm pretty sure. Oh, yeah, that is a tower of pimps right behind them two of them. Yeah right there behind you the dividing lines of pimps behind by the curtains of pimps you're pretty sure. Oh, yeah, that is a tower of pimps right behind them two of them Well right there behind you the dividing lines of pimps by the curtains of pimps Right by the beer bottle you see right about barbers hair of pimps hair pimps Look, I'm even wearing a black shirt. Yeah, perfect look Barbers hair is more of pimps than that phone is the question is with the tower pimps fit inside a cardboard tube

What it hey, what are you gonna get a tower pimp's built for like your front yard? Who's your actual enemy? Absolutely, totally do that. I don't have a front yard. What do you mean? At home? Yeah, you have a front yard.

No, your front yard at work. No, it's only your front yard at home. You have a front yard? No, I don't. It's not his personally. What? You want to put one at Jeff's house? Sure.

Yeah, that would be weird for Jeff to have a tower of pimp's house. What a weird connection that would be be how would you explain it to him I mean it's only when you're ready to play since someone else is placed you know just stop putting giant skulls you can do whatever the fuck you want to do I'll put one on the roof then I like that a game permission to fuck your house yeah but the guy outside your window in the middle of the night it's not gonna like that I wouldn't want people knowing where I live though when they see it I'm just put it in your front to like that. I wouldn't want people knowing where I live though, when they see it.

I'm just putting in your front yard, which is actually, I guess, technically a backyard, but it's your place, your courtyard. I like in front of your little mini house in the back there. Yeah, I get to it. No, I'm sorry I suggested it, never mind. Congratulations, son, you got a damn phone. All right, I'm actually jealous that I don't have one of those phones. You should go on, you're the only one on this couch.

Yeah, you were talking about that before. Listen, I break my phones on a fairly regular basis. Like, once every year and a half, I break my phones. You have app right? No, I don't know, do I? I probably do. I probably do use your phone if you break it. That's not an excuse.

But then I get a new phone. That's how I get my new phone. It's like, I finally broke my phone. And if I- Can I see your phone? Do you want me to like trip you when we meet? No, I am fine. My phone is perfectly fine. I'm happy with my phone Okay, I'm not aware of your thanks everyone for watching we're back on a day with the patch and then next Monday with another episode of our tea podcast

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