Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #251

Episode Date: December 31, 2013

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251 starring Gus Gavin Barbara Bernie and Gus. You said, Bob. I always do. I did. Welcome. So this is the week we're finally going to talk about our podcast. I had right there. I always do I do welcome. So this is the week we're finally gonna talk about our podcast I'm on my head right there. I had like what? What is it? You stick with the winner you stick with the fucking money shot here This week we're finally gonna talk about podcast awards. We're finally get that out of the way I think someone would see your face and then jerk off behind a dumpster Someone did up to the races

someone did Favorite Up to the races. Someone did. Favorite post on Reddit today? Oh, yeah, I was about it. So an ask Reddit, someone posted the question, something like, what's your lowest moment ever? What's the thing you've been most disgusted with yourself about? And someone told a story about, or he said, the time I jerked off behind a dumpster. And of course, everyone's like, oh, you got to tell more to this story.

Turns out, someone took a bus from Houston, came to watch our live podcast recording, you know, at the set of the gauntlet, then afterwards went and peed behind a dumpster, got horny well peeing and decided to jack off. The weirdest part about him getting horny is that he had mentioned multiple times that he was like dehydrated and hungry and sweaty and had been up all night traveling. He said at one point he felt too gross to meet Gavin Michael Lindsey because they were walking down the street. But he felt too disgusting to go up to them and say hello, but not gross enough to fucking whip it out and start jerking up.

When you're masturbating, who do you need a please? It's just you. There's no one else involved. Your hand has done disgusting stuff already. I'm guarantee you your hands filthy. Are you really asking me how I am mentally when I'm jerking off behind a dumpster? Mind you the hell with me, I have no idea. I'm back in honestly saying no idea what it's like to jerk off behind a dumpster.

He's got to be so suspicious, he must have been looking left and right constantly. He would have strained his neck. Maybe he was so delusional but he was just like, I don't give a shit. Just fucking pissing him, I'm gonna keep going. I can't imagine being comfortable enough in public to monkey it and then complete. What you always talk about the cheeky bloties behind the pub by the dumpsters. What do you really talk about? Yeah, you said that all the time something people do is like you know, you figure someone behind the bike Sponsored Gavin always has what the fuck you talking about yeah, that's some people do Thank you don't understand what I'm talking about to being it's totally fine to talk about

You make it sound like I'm doing it. You talk about it. You talk about it all the time. What people do? Behind the bikes, yeah. So what you understand that, but you can't understand Jackie and off behind a dumpster? You can understand two people out in the open. I can imagine it be a moment of passion.

Like I need you right here behind this dumpster. I'm not there to look at that. That's what he said to you. It's sick. I'm not gonna let you out of my own mind. I'm behind the dumpster when have a conversation suddenly the moment hit. Maybe he looked down. He's like cheeky blow. My dick's looking really good tonight. Hey, what's up little guy? Yeah, the country that he needed it right then and there. Yeah, Gavin probably brought up a good point though with time

by this beforehand, which was the guy was taken a piss When he made the transition from pissing behind a dumpster to jerking off. That's a really weird transition Yeah, I don't think I've ever made that transition on my own like in the privacy Sexy about paying I'm watching yourself. I'm feeling yourself. P is not sexy. I don't know how it works because I'm not a dude I don't have penis, but do you hold you hold your penis while you pee, right? No How do you think it happens? How do you think it works? I don't know No, no, I mean obviously you you have a preconceived notion. How do you think it happens? I like Gavin goes up to the urinal he unzips his pants And his dick is already pointing at the Just like this mine has a new paper like the blue chips are down this week

No, we have to be with the big one discussion about just anybody use the flap in their underwear and Jack was It was determined was Jack's the only person we know right who yeah uses the flap in his underwear I have someone to wear that don't you have the flap anymore fuck it get rid of it. Why do we still have it? It does seem like unnecessary and it's like the flap like this I'm gonna just for demonstration purposes like that is the flap like in boxers, but sometimes like boxer briefs It's like this Yeah, you stick your dick through there and the fucking shit gets tired. That's no good You got a turn to get on there. Yeah, so Barbara basic. Yes. You are holding the entire so he was obviously holding his

Member while he was going pee and he just kept holding it. How did Barbara say in the word dick? How did I mean to you? I'm trying to get off of it. I'm trying to get off. She's trying to wean herself in the face. I don't know. This podcast is making me really turned on. I might go behind the dumpster with the myself. We're probably a wheel one in here.

A bit of a flick. So here's the problem I had with it. Is that Barbara and I did a video this week for game time where we talked about an interesting situation. I want to call it a problem, an interesting situation where the Roushichith subreddit on Reddit is getting so popular that all of our content ends up in that subreddit and so the rest of Reddit doesn't see it because Roushichith is not a default subscribe subreddit. So all of our videos automatically get linked in the subreddit and when anyone else starts to post them anywhere else it says no this video already exists.

It's in this subreddit over here. This is the one fucking thing this week that gets posted outside of that subreddit. Is this story about one of our fans going to the podcast and jerking off behind a dumpster? How unlucky can we possibly get? I'm oddly flattered by it. You're, yes, like you had that much raw sexual appeal. Yeah, it overcame that dude's sweaty ass walking away. We didn't even interact with him. You guys and Freddie W. Right. Wasn't this apiative podcast though, so he also saw all of us. Yeah, but he's, especially mentioned people, certain people. Oh, that's true. I think he saw them like walking down the street or something.

But I have nowhere to go, so I decided to head back to catch some sleep on a guest, on a bench somewhere, sorry, near the bus stop that was on the UT campus. Eventually, I get thirsty and decided to go to a gas station and get an iced tea to drink. Eventually, I ended up outside of some building across from a apartment complex and really had to pee. So I go over to the dumpster in the parking lot to take a piss first of all you were just at a fucking gas station All right, he goes there to take a piss before whatever reason I got really horny in the process and End up jacking right there in the parking lot behind the dumpster I end up sleeping on a stone bed so I found that night and caught my bus in the morning

But it wasn't until I got back to Houston that I realized how dehydrated. It's a wall of text So the great thing to me is how much detail excruciating detail he gets into in all this minutia except for the jerking off part Yeah, it's like I had a buck 28 I went to this gas station. I bought an iced tea went to the bench went to the dumpster I jacked off and then he keeps like all this other there's all these other details But then like the one thing How do you how do you make that connection what happened? Something turn them on I think a lot of for a lot of guys taking a dump is more sexy than having a piss Okay, here we go because of like probably you can bash the prostate on the way down That happens to some guys

One guy's Gavin does something you want to tell us here? No, it's like some guys. That's some guys. How many of the guys I've talked about how they feel? How they take a shit? You get turned on? I take a dump? No, I'm getting nose here. I'm just all nose.

That's the point though. How many times your life before just now have you asked other people how they feel as they take a shit? Just taking a shit turn you on? I've never had to ask that. So all the guys that Gavin's talked to in his life about how exactly they feel while they take a shit Oh significant portion of those people have said I feel good cuz my prostate gets bashed and I get off on that Bashed but you kind of like tease pasta and I think the guy was talking to said that he it was uncomfortable because he got a boner

And then it hit the Toilet see who is this guy? No, the guy who is this guy. You don't know the guy? Who is this fucking? Kind England. We're all just gonna sue this day. Everyone is gonna want to buy a snack. Never encountered that problem.

He did not have a boner on the toilet. I've never gotten a boner from fucking pushing a shit out. That hits the toilet seat. Did it lift him up a little? I'm just not gonna jack to see. Yeah. And then he knew he was in a field. Yeah. With no point. I'm never gonna get to a host red ad this podcast. I'm never gonna get far enough away from that.

You want a nice, little nice segue? Please. So, flowers are nice in that, aren't they? Pre, ponies. Great. You have a dad? Good job. No, I'm just gonna do it right now.

I'm just gonna say it with the like, far enough away. We can go into the competition. How are we going to do in the orange night? How are we going to run that? So we have some fancy animations. We have some clips from each of them. We're going to go ahead and show them it's pretty nice. We went all out and I went ahead and pulled everyone as a receipt office for their opinion

on what should win. I'm going to point out these animations are really fancy. So if you're watching at home, you might want to get your dumps to ready. That's good. And so we pulled everyone, took their votes, and they probably threw them out. It just came up with our own determination for winners. So the reason I wanted to get people's feedback on what they thought the winners were, so you can ignore it. So I could absolutely ignore it. We've lost Bernie and Barbara. And I could get interesting

events like for example someone actually thought the one direction movie this year was the best movie of the year the bad one movie yeah bad from the website right you know take a guess which which person with a receipt I coming will address things care that the one direction that's so easy Ben Ben been voted for the one direction movie I actually get to the Ben thought that was the best movie the year I bet Ben had a blast going to see that did you ever watch that damn crappy movie that he was making everyone watch son of Rambo Do you remember that oh make you I've seen portions of it. It was toilet. Was it? Oh to touch this movie that came out

Recently, I don't know if it came out this year, but it reminded me of that it was kids that were having like make believe warfare Oh cut between that and their imaginations being real and they were actually killing each other right what was that called? I declare war thank you JJ or film buff one direction in 3d. This is us Wow, I agree. I believe then love that movie and that was the best movie he saw a year I totally buy that for the only movie. He's a huge wonder He's the only person I know like personally who likes one direction Listen a lot of people couple years ago. I'm gonna say a movie that was utter garbage A lot of people like but that pitch perfect everybody fucking love that movie I hated that with a cup and all that people people loved it. No, it's not good

It's what I like it, but other people liked it so hey I don't get it though. Everyone I know loves that movie and I'm just like is something wrong with me that I didn't enjoy this I had no desire to say I've never seen it. I had no desire to see it. It was like you seen that cup song everywhere right? I yeah, I just played that drunk in college. Yeah, yeah, I split it summer camp. Did you yeah? Yeah, I think like 10 She's not fucking letterman doing that. Anyway, sorry That's forward to this year Yeah, so we That's it. I said everything I was gonna say we can we can show the clips So we're gonna we're gonna go nominees. Oh, there we go. Oh, I'm gonna use best movie. That was 12 years of slave

We talking on this bit American hustle We have people people who are listening to audio can't see it catching fire which is the second hundred games movie fast six hell yeah oh right gravity see fancy right this is the end the wolf of Wall Street the wolf of Wall Street so fucking good so why is it that the Golden Globes split up best drama separate from best comedy and best musical? Why is it the Golden Globes separate what? Best drama is different than best comedy or musical. Where's the Oscars have a best picture? But don't forget the Oscars also expanded from five movies for best

picture to now 10. So they have one enormous category. I can tell why they do it because I mean, how do you compare a comedy to a drama? How do you compare bridesmaids to, you know, both slaves? Yeah, I feel like no comedies would ever win because drama would always be regarded. So are you saying the Academy Awards are at fault

by not having a specific category for comedy? I think it could be... Has a comedy movie ever won best picture? Shakespeare in Love won. I guess you could say that was a comedy. I'm trying to think what else would it could have won that's a comedy? No, it's always a big deal when one gets nominated.

If a comedy, you know, you can't get nominated for best picture. Before they had 10 nominees now. It's too many. Yeah, I think it's up to 10. Like one year, I think they did eight. And that was it. They said that's it. Everything else is shit.

Or the animation category is always a big pain in the ass because they can nominate up to five films for best animated film But it's always like just whatever Pixar Pixar and Disney put out that year and that's it. Yeah, that's the only thing it's nominated Oh, yes, I got the fucking winners over here What are we are we come to throw a bone? An animated teacher that's not Disney or Pixar would have absolutely killed are they really exist? Yeah, it's like Japanese movies that come out You know they I mean uh, I mean, they're

always given like, uh, what was the, uh, life is beautiful. It was nominated for best foreign film and was nominated for best picture. It won best picture. I think it won best director. Remember the actor, the maybe one best actor because the, the member of the main actor, what's his name? It was up on stage. It was all super happy. Uh, JJ, Pinedo, what's his name? The, the, the Roberto Benini all super happy. Uh, JJ Pinedo. What's his name? The Roberto Pinedo? That's it. Thank you. Man fucking JJ on the spot. I knew JJ would know it. Yeah, but he I think you won for best director Didn't he for that? Yeah, and then he was walking over the tops of the seats and like step on Spielberg's head It was pretty rough who's stepping on who's head now? I think I think it was I think Spielberg is nominated against him too

Was that it was a very good movie though, very good movie. Yeah, if you've never seen it. Um, so what do you think, Shoei and Gavin out of all those movies we just showed? Gravity. Gravity. Uh, I haven't seen them also. It's hard for me to say out of all the stuff I've seen. I liked either gravity or catching fire the best.

Mm hmm. I still have it. Okay. Go ahead. Man, it's tough. I mean here we go. It's like either gravity or Wolf Wall Street for me. Definitely. I mean I might say Wolf Wall Street just because it was so, it's Scorsese, you know, it was so crazy. And it was, I just thought Django two nights ago. And Leonardo DiCaprio is just, I mean Santa Bullock's awesome because she carries eighty percent of gravity yeah all on her own and that's amazing but

the capital is no gravity what's that what he said it's not heavy because there's no gravity but Leonardo DiCaprio is uh... I mean he's just amazing in the way he can just like lose himself in every fucking thing he's always in my favorite actor yeah hundred percent I think he's overdue for a arki podcast award. I think this is,

we have a chance, this is my idea of time, which he sent it to. He's never won an Oscar, right? No, I don't think so. I mean, Titanic won best picture, but it's like mind blowing to me, because he's fantastic and everything he does.

There's a lot of people like that though, that you would be surprised. I never want an Oscar. So what about that? You make a good point. Yeah, it's an excellent counterpoint. I don't go with a wolf a Wall Street for mine. With me, I went back and forth quite a bit trying to

decide if I thought gravity or 12 years of slave was better. But I think in the end I thought personally gravity was was more enjoyable movie. 12 years of slave is brutal. I wonder what one. That movie is really, really tough. I haven't seen it yet, so I'm not qualified to talk about it, but it seems like it'd be really tough. Yeah, it's a super super non non-flinchy It is tough because you know we have a lot of different categories even in the TV one people were talking about Why didn't you nominate this or why didn't you nominate that but we just didn't watch it? You know, I mean some shows that we just you know, we don't watch we'll probably talk about them three years from now Like the greatest thing ever like breaking bad when we jump in too late and then Jack would be like,

oh, I was watching that, so it's just a big dinner. Oh. I think everybody has the exact same Jack impression. I think everyone took Michael's Jack impression. And I'll start with the grown-dill hole. I've got to say, dill hole. Dill hole. Even though I've never once checked with dill hole.

I think I used to say a lot until we started. Okay, I've said. That makes sense. So here we go. To me, the ultimate example that is the wire, how everyone watched the wire wire afterwards off the air. And it's funny. I can't get into it.

I've tried to watch it. Now, like, season one is so dated, it's hard to watch. Yeah, I get it. Because they're all on pages and cell phones. Right. And even like the video quads are four, three standard death thing. It's like, hand, this is, this doesn't age well.

I get it. Okay. The part of the wire is you get really into it. And then so much changes season to season because I covered different cases that There are some recurring characters that go throughout the you know all the seasons of the show But it's like you can get really into it and then it's like over you know the case is over and they move on to something else So anyway, I'm sorry back to best movie of 2013 holding up so damn And it's also in silver on white

Best movie star not star star, most movie. Winner is? I like to print the envelopes. We made new graphics for this movie. And print the goddamn envelopes. Hey, congratulations. Congratulations to Gravity. To Gravity, our RT podcast winner, Movie of the Year.

To accept the award. To accept the award, Gavin free. There you go. Thank you very much. Oh, done. Very well deserved. Gravity is a fantastic movie. Great movie. If you haven't had a chance to highly recommend you watch it in 3D, I don't say that often because I fucking hate 3D movies.

Absolutely worth it for that movie. Really? That's really rare for you. You say go watch in 3D. Why? What's... I feel like it really like seeing the depth in space actually makes sense. Like seeing the scope of how far part things are. And watching things come from the distance. It's a finally a movie where that third dimension actually adds an element to it. It's not just a gimmicky. Where 3D is actually like worth it. Every movie that has 3D, I'm just like, I could have seen this in 2D and have had just as much of a good time. Yeah. I thought Avatar was pretty good. The 3D. That was, I thought we're seeing this is like a totally different level. I take the same thing, but for sound, I'm not a sound guy typically. If you go see this movie in the best possible sound system

you're in town that you can, I mean, you go see the theater too before it's gone. Hopefully, it's gotta be nominated for things for the Oscars. They announced that win. You can't even worry. Yeah, they'll announce that soon. Yeah, they gotta keep that thing around for theaters so people can see it in theaters.

I'm sure it'll probably be a DVD release about the time of the Oscars. That makes sense too for them. All right, so I guess the next we're gonna do best TV show RT podcast nominees for best TV show Our fancy awards. You'll fucking fancy. How can we have these with our trophies? These cost less Bravis warriors, which is a web show we put in the TV category these cost less. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Walking dead I said walking and dead walking and dead well they are

What do you think I think it's obviously between breaking bad again with drones? I would say game of thrones walk no pick you're not even gonna say fucking hello ladies. It's not gonna be hell I'm nearly I'm nearly mofos ever seen what did you say I totally ignored what your answer was game of thrones? I'm nearly I'm nearly mofos ever seen it. What did you say? I totally ignored what your answer was game of friends. Okay. I'm really Give trick you use watch that's yeah. Breaking bad. What did you say breaking bad? You just not listening. They're talking to me at the same time. Talking to him. He's on our podcast. Game of Thrones. I mean, I listen breaking bad and Game of Thrones both had one episode in this last season

that was amazing. And I would say that there's an episode of Breaking Bad is probably the best episode of episodic television ever. But then the third, yeah, the third, the Ozzy Mandius. And it's just incredible. And there was a payoff for so much stuff that happened on the course of the series. But Game of Thrones had an amazing episode that was like a cultural touchstone For some people it's now become like the new like

Darth Vader's Luke's father, you know Bruce will as a ghost like it's the new like Touchstone for what spoiler means. So I got to go with Game of Thrones There was also that one episode I liked where something happened and then they just played a rock song at the end Exactly what you mean right now. There's a lot of the bear in the maiden fair. Yeah, yeah, pretty fun. So I'm going to game of thrunch. What about you guys? God, I was again, this another category was really torn like breaking bad peaked with the Gus Fring character. And with that storyline, I feel like the final season wasn't necessarily as strong as the previous season. Just because I felt like there was no real like threatening enemy. I guess they were like the Nazi guys,

but I couldn't take them as seriously. They didn't seem as menacing. It was just like racist dudes with guns and not like some criminal mastermind. But Gus Fring also was not in the entire series. He was like in first season and a half basically. And I feel like that's where the show really hit it. It's tried.

They found like a good villain they could stick with because the show was always been about about Walter White finding new villains to set up against. It started to alter white being the ultimate villain himself though. Right. He becomes a villain. It starts with the small time dealer that he like chains up in the basement. Right. Moos on a two go. He works his way up. Moos on the two brothers. Yeah. Them Gus freeing eventually like magical in that whole syndicate. And then you got some Nazi dudes. Magical was a bit of a let down right after Gus freeang. Right. And I didn't much care about her payoff. What's the name of the character?

Lydia. Lydia. I really didn't much care about where she ended up or her payoff. But you had it with Hank and with Walter White, with Jesse. I mean, that stuff was just coming and coming and coming and Skyler, all that. Yes. But that was the great thing I think about this, is that breaking back was finally having resolution and knowing what happened to your characters definitively and having

and I thought it was a fucking fantastic way to end the series. I thought I was totally pleased I was totally happy it was not a let down so I would have to vote for Breaking Bad. Despite the fact I thought the previous season was better. I thought the gun was dopey. The gun it really. It's just weird I mean why do I don't know why the the writers come out and say the things they do where it's like, yeah, we wrote the gun in before we knew how we were going to use it. Yeah, don't tell me that. Yeah, don't don't don't ruin that illusion. Yeah. Just scrambling like coming up with weird contraptions that water could have. How about gun? Yeah, all right. We'll put that in. So where was you mean when they wrote the gun and you mean in the opening of the first half? Yeah, what the last season when he had the gun in the trunk? Yeah, when you see him buying the gun they had no idea what he was doing They had no idea what he was gonna do with it who's gonna use it against or like what's never they all

He knew as they wanted him to have that gun, which is fine, but just that gun I just realized it right now. It makes you then wonder is that so I'm in barbed-on You're not kidding no, I didn't realize it was the same gun Great I didn't realize it was the same gun. Great. Hey, so how is this before we, before we announced the winner of the TV category, how are the votes calculated? Arguing. But are they among the hosts of the podcast or they, because you took a sampling also a combination of both. I took a sampling of receipt employees, then we argued about it a little bit before the podcast, right?

And then wrote it down. Okay. It's in touch. It's the podcast. We can't disclose our voting members for their privacy. We're not in the counting firm. We are... The Academy. Verified by the accounting firm of... ...Rusty T. The County.

So we're all on the nationality. We're all on the black sharp All right, so they are very, very, very, where is a black Sharpie? To our accounting firm is. Whoever has the black Sharpie 30 seconds before we go live. Exactly right. I think it's safe to determine based on arguing,

even though you've already written it down. We argued before the podcast. We argued. We argued. We argued slightly of an email. TV show star. TV show. We argued via email.

A lot of point out that we put Bravis Warriors in here is a web show, but we put it in the TV category. We're gonna probably have to rename that category for next year serial content something like that show There we go. I'm in best show Breaking bad Wow over game of Thrones, huh? Okay, I just buy that Graduation fight Yo, if you just look at the amount of time we spent this year talking about a show, we probably spent more time talking about breaking bad than anything else.

We did dedicate the entire spoiler cast to breaking bad, and we did one for Game of Thrones as well. Here you go. A cute, accepting award on behalf of the producers of Breaking Bad is Barbara Duckelman. Guns. If you want to follow on Twitter, writer of Ozzy Mandius the third the last episode of Breaking Bad her name is Yo Wally B. Yeah I think you guys have a little chat. Yeah it's just such a huge fan of it so. I think she's got a

new show she's starting like she's now she keeps tweeting about some show couple I think Fleshin Bone and I think maybe she's in a I get the sense she's in a pilot for a show that she's like head writer for now. It's bizarre to me. You know, a couple of months ago I ran into Vince Gilligan at an event here at the... Listen to you first in Film Festival. Yeah. And I've chat with him very quickly, I don't want to take a lot of his time. But afterwards, I went to look up to see if he had a Twitter account,

because I wanted to follow him. Just to have a Twitter account. Is that amazing? You know what? A lot of people who accomplish a lot of stuff don't do. Yeah. I got this trend I've noticed you, like, George R.R. Martin doesn't have Twitter account. He's probably fucking busy writing. He's a book, though.

Yeah, the blistering pace of a book every seven years. What is it, dude? I mean, I picked up one of those books. I get everything on Kindle, so I didn't know this. I always thought, I'm gonna get an actual paperback book and finish up I was gonna read the fourth book of Game of Thrones. Fucking thinks 1200 pages. I have no idea what that means.

The crazy. Yeah. You can carry them around easily with a audible.com account. I know you got it. So would you be annoyed if George Arminston came to you and said, yeah I have no idea where the characters are going. I have no idea. I don't want to know.

I don't want to know. I want that abstracted from Yasafan. Yeah. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I want that abstracted from Yazofan. Yeah. I don't want to know. I don't want to know that you don't know. It's like I want to believe that he's got a master plan and that it's all like coming together. I don't want to be like, oh fuck. Jamie Lannister. Okay. A I was just not that thinking I wish I didn't kill this guy two books I really couldn't complain to him I really bet he gets halfway into some chapters and he goes oh fuck the guy's dead

that must happen to be I wonder how many characters are the same as someone else but he realized they were dead and just changed the name to his name I was just thinking the exact same thing I bet that's happened yeah I bet good money that's happened he's like well I wish I'd killed this guy so Causing you know to come pop in that's it Yeah, Georgia or Martin said yeah, when I made those dragons. I was like I like dragons

But I know what is gonna happen with them. No, I thought they stick around for a while and die There was a character and something that was but oh in breaking bed They said that Jesse was supposed to die in the first season. Yeah. And they said that all the time. They said Jack was meant to die in the first episode of Lost or something. Oh, really? Yeah.

Well, how do you not pull it? If he's supposed to die in the first episode, why doesn't he? He changed it. He was written to die. Halfway through the show, we realize the audience really likes it. He refused to read the dialogue in the script where he died. He was like, no, I'm not reading that. We're going my way.

That was the opposite situation when he just got rid of another character's lines and they changed that to be him. Have I ever recorded all the main characters in reverse and blue dying? All their deaths? Well, we had the ending where they were dying. Aren't they all the same though? Where'd they go? Heeey.

No, there's some of the all dying specific ways, but like, they're all very abrupt. So if anybody in the cast like either becomes an asshole or dies, I just go, oh, it's killing. That's it. It's like, you have a big of death. Thank you. What is how you doing? I'm doing, ah, chicken, and I'm like,

it shows the death. Do you have all the dialogue recorded already? Yeah, I made every record like third season. Fucking insurance policy over there. Because they know it's out there They fuck around too much. I know I can just kill him at a heartbeat All right, uh, oddly threatening Nah, I'm gonna read this thing here

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Actually his dad gave me four gift cards for Hulu plus and they're like three months each and he gave me like a full year of Hulu plus why they just buy you. What's that? I don't know if they sell them like the gift cards that way Oh really? So yeah, so I didn't have the heart tell me's one of their one of our spots And I watch you look last all the time but that it was for three years But I guess it gives me like no, I'm not gonna do that. That'd be rude. I know just call it up I guess I could just like I don't know how to handle that I guess I can just apply it to my account and we'll see what happens Yeah, I guess you could yeah, then you don't I guess you don't get it to my account and we'll see what happens. I don't know. Yeah, I guess you're good. Yeah. Yeah, just extended.

Then you don't, I guess you don't get charged for it for a year. Have you seen the wrong man's yet? Yeah. I haven't seen it yet, but I've seen tons of advertisers for it. I love James Corden. I want to watch it. What do you think? Good show.

I like it. Have you ever seen Gavin and Stacy? I have not seen Gavin and Stacy. Top show. Is it? Very English though. I'm not sure how Americans feel about it. What the fuck is that mean?

It's just really English, like Welsh humour. Welsh? It's like very specific? What's specific about Wales? What's specific about Wales in the context of England? It's a fucking specific region. It's a country that's separate to England. Right, it's specific.

You're like narrowing it down even more. No, it's just another country next to England. It's the same country. It is. I mean, you have to England. It's a same country. Well, you have no conflict with the country. You live in that place. Trust the rest of the world, 99% of the rest of the world. That's the same country. There are some places in England where you can be in a city, inside a city, in a country, inside a country.

You can be in city of London, in London, right? City of London is actually really tiny. It's like the tiniest capital city It's a time like you can but it's in London London the city if I look up on Google is Wales. It is way like of is Wales a country It's a country. Nobody knows. There's a different language. No way. No, it's nobody knows That's a people looking up on Google. They're like is Wales country We don't play that. It's funny. You say that that's just a different cut. It's a different country because there's a different language. You know, the US has

no official language. So it can be like whatever language you speak. There is no official language for the United States. What are you trying to tell me? That it doesn't matter if they have a different language. You can have a different language regionally in the United States. People can speak a different language in different areas and it's fine. All right. Maybe like if we told you that's a very Pennsylvania comedy that would not make any sense to us. Like people like why are you calling that told you that's a very Pennsylvania comedy that would not make any sense to us like be like Why are you calling that out? I got a humor so Floridian Let me ask you this then if I have said England and Scotland would you have had the same one? Scotland's totally different

Scotland's bad ass. No difference. I can shine Connery It's a different place. What else is a different place? It's all connected. It's all connected. Colin has Braveheart. He has skirts. It's a totally different place. It's got that great whiskey. That's great. What else needs to do something to differentiate?

What's that? Sheep. Brails. Sheep. This is Scotland also sheep. Yeah. I got news for people where they're going to be just supporting you this.

New Zealand Australia. That's the same country too. Just so you know, just so we're clear, it's all the same country. All the states in the US, we're all the same. I realized that, we're all the fucking same. Yeah. Go to every state, it's like you get, you know, malls, like the bedbath and beyond the chilies, you know, whatever, I feel like whenever I travel, whatever I travel, it's purely to eat. It's like I want to eat at places I can't eat at in Austin. That's all traveling. You can't do that anymore because we have in and out now. Yeah, how you eating there yet? Yeah, so good. That's all right. What I have a mighty fine. Oh, you're fucking mind finds Might find way better pretty. You know, might find pretty good. I'm doing today? Mighty fine. Mighty fine. Mr. Cheese. You know, Mighty fine has a weird distinction because it's one of the only hamburgers I like

that's a big ass hamburger. Like it's a real thick patty. I normally don't like that. Mighty fine? Yeah. I don't think it's that thick. It's pretty thick. I think it is. Compared to like McDonald's or Peteris or Indian out.

I don't think like Fat Burger. I know that's like blasphemy. I feel like Fat Burger kind of fell off. Like that guy really popular for a while. They're like overnight people. You you don't hear about it more. What do you think about smash burger? Because that's like the opposite where it's like this thin. Oh no shit. I haven't been there That's the place that they basically took game stop sign and made it a burger place, right? It's a safe font and they use red and white lettering and it looks block like what's not adventures fun? What is it like impact? Yeah, it's impact. Yeah, but coloring is exactly the way it's also like the same red and the same white. Yeah, it's really really bizarre

Like how game stop I think like game is red and stuff is worded the other way around Yeah, it's how it is like whales in England. It's the same fucking thing It's like they have flags of the same color. The England flag and the Wales flag are the same color I have no idea what the Welsh flag looks like Why would they be? The same flag is a red cross and the Welsh flag is the cross on the side So they're the same flag? No, they're the same flag They have the same land

They have the same language And they have the same fucking people They have the same ruler? What ruler? Yeah, is the Queen the ruler over Wales? Yeah? Same fucking country dude I hate to pray to you.

It's the same fucking country. She's our ruler too. It's the kind of ocean between you and this place. This is the distinction that Wales doesn't get to be its own place. Like you cross that street. No, no, no. The Queen still rules over there, but that's a different country. They have.

What? What do the heavens different? People in Wales walk like this. Every country you have to have a You need to see if the sheep fucking starts walking does the country go with it If the sheep is on a boat is friends from Wales and if you look to your right there is Wales walking away Whales the sheep Try to keep up

Our cultures on the I'll see if I can look at the Smash Burger. Thing for you. I would have a spitt her beer. I had to move my mic. Okay, wait, wrong man's gown and stacy both have James Corden. He's a funny English actor. I recommend this.

Well, what did I say? English. Did I say English? You said English. He's English. Okay. I think it's very okay Same logo I think it was Welsh humor though that Gavin and Stacy was co-written by a Welsh person

James cornered in English. Okay. All right. That's totally clear now. No confusion Good show. I like it. All right Gavin and Stacy. Yes, day Dirty. Sit again. A little bit filthy. Sit again? Dirty. Yeah.

It was the visit whales. Hahaha. Hahaha. Wait, everybody get out of their passport. Hahaha. I was. Hahaha. What?

Hahaha. Whales was in my face. Hahaha. Um, alright, let's do this. A hive mind or sheep. We're not going to internet ads no plan can't. Internet video. Yay!

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What does the Fox say? I've had a gory to pick. That's garbage pick. Will Sassal lemon vines. I feel like it's a really weak year for internet video. Are you kidding me? It was. It didn't have a big breakout. It didn't have a fucking bedroom intruder or any of that. Double rainbow.

What? You had a wheel sat in the lemons? You had Taylor Swift singing with wheels. I really was. It was all amazing. I barely got that one out. I got to say, if I had to pick one like a late entry to the video of the year. I'm really sad to say a huge milestone. One of my favorite groups is calling it quits online.

Who? At least in their current form. We love them. We have not any of them for a best internet video of the year in years past. Five second films is shutting down. Really? They put out the first of their last.

It's a two part video for the last thing. So they put it out. I saw it just today. It might have been out like the last couple days. What's funny? I didn't know that. I was thinking about this other, I think in the shower. I was thinking about this in the shower the other day, about how Vine has essentially killed

five second films. That's how the video starts. They're looking at an article about Vine. Yeah. And saying it's the funny version of five second films. So they decided to call it quits. Yeah. It's true.

I mean, it's like now you have a, thing. I was like watching our vine compilation. No I don't know something something maybe thinking about vines They made me think about why aren't they the kings of vine or why they just import all of their videos already into the vine I don't think I don't think they would ever put their stuff on vine because they They have their own platform and they had their own thing. It's just a vine It's like what we talk about building your own website and they had their own thing. It's just a vine completely. It's like what we talk about, building your own website and your own community. You know, how can you transplant, how can you build a community on vine? You can't.

Well, it's a different audience, though. It's an audience you can't reach any way other than sending vines. I don't know. Would you, if you were five second films, would you take your stuff and put it on vine? It's like, we did this. We've been doing this for years. No, I'd be like, fuck that last second. Five seconds is where it's at.

You don't need to six second bullshit. Efficiency. Well, there are eight seconds with credits. I don't understand it. It's five second films. But yeah, I'll tell you what another thing is that I no longer click on Instagram anything. Because you have to click.

No, because they put Instagram video out and you can't tell by looking at it whether or not it's an Instagram video or it's an Instagram photo. And a lot of times I'm mobile and I don't want to hear you know sound playing instantly Put your phone up on me. Yeah, I guess you could do that But I just I've learned just not to click Instagram. That's my Good silent like join me

Instagram I really is like what's the downside I'm missing out on pictures of stuff which is pictures of food and Random garbage. Did you ever say like fuck Twitter before you were on it? Probably I just can't wait to see you on Instagram and like What would Gus ever take a picture of my dogs? Or that yeah, yeah, guys look at smiley you got a little my dogs I think about the animated adventure that came out last week. No, yeah I was going with my dog in his little pajamas Which one was that where I I get up because my dog needs to go outside in the middle of the night, my wife's sick

and I won't wake up. And then it was also Bernie's side trying to send a text and you're interrupting him. And- Esther took probably my favorite picture on the internet and put it on Twitter. Oh, is it the grumpy dogs, Mary Christmas? No, she was lying, I guess, on her stomach on the couch

and your dog was on her butt. And she said, little does you know, I'm working up to a fart. It's like the look on her face. And Ben should have just like nosled on her butt and she said, little does you know I'm working up to a fart? It's like the look on her face. And Ben should have just like nuzzled in her butt. I mean see she posted a follow-up picture like she farted in the dog's like looking around like. It's fucking funny.

By the way, I'm getting blasted on Twitter about this whales thing. Bealur constantly send me pictures of the Welsh flag. They're saying no it's real country. Look, here's our flag, it has a dragon on it. I just want to point out a dragon is fucking made up It's a made up animal. So don't send me into a picture the fucking dragon Tell me how your country is a real country. Just don't even mind you anymore. Don't just real. It's got dragons We're really really upsetting the art though the fucking Welsh viewers of the podcast

Think it's cheap and go home. All right internet video of the year Let's open it up should I go around and say what we oh right? I guess we should thank you very much Barbara Duncan I'm not gonna say what does the fuck say because it sucks. It's annoying. So I'm gonna say Taylor Swift I would you were in a what does the Fox save video technically? Cuz you mean I like the good you were in the YouTube video. How is the YouTube rewind we rewind rewind? Rewind video doing how is that I think it's like over 30 million holy cow. I think it's way more actually it Sorry over a hundred million maybe like 60. So I'm sorry Gavin. What did you pick? Tell us what's in the goat. Everyone's ignored you get to repeat yourself constantly every time Barbara Dunkelman

68 million. I'm gonna say the biggest video. Will Sassah Vine compilation, just because I love Will Sassah. Good one, really funny. The first vine I actually enjoyed. Yeah. I've got to say Taylor Swift in the go.

I laughed harder than anything else this year. I loved it. I think for me, despite the fact, I don't like it, I have to say what does the Fox say? Boo. I feel like it had it had the biggest impact it was like the most reaching video. No, no, it gives a fuck about that. The YouTube rewind at the parody on it. It obviously has the most influence. Everybody knows why you think it's not quite serious for that not something else. It's like the most successful. Are you picking in there as well? Did you pick other shows based on how successful and far reaching know?

But why you do the right thing I agree with Gus because for internet video the whole criteria is how Hit the word but how viral it is and if you say like well then what is the fuck thing? Everybody knows what you're talking about but if you say like Taylor Swift goat people are just like That's so what this makes them to mean something's better because everybody knows what I'm saying it's it's better based on its virility I guess Verility of a really scale it scored very high. All right, let's see. I don't like the video I can see your argument winner is Make it blame

Thanks, Blaine. I appreciate that Excellent choice. I keep that you might be behind the dumpster later Excellent choice. I keep that you might be behind a dumpster later No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to accept this. We have to deal with it. We're going to be with this night. Neither could chuckle the goat. So we will accept this on our behalf. Thought his name was Wales. Thank you. Wales the Wales. No, it's chuckles the Wales. Oh, what's this sheet? It's the same goat or sheep. It's the same thing. Oh, man. So, um, so we're doing this final podcast of the year. Yes. 2013.

Fast year. I felt like we did a lot this year. It seems like we just were in Georgia making immersion the other day. Yeah. And that was April. That was four months into the year. That's crazy. That's crazy.

Immersion is so weird. The second season is following the path of the first season almost identically in, in that we shot that episode of Immersion to show in April for the first time, the first go round, for the anniversary of the company which is able first, and then we shot them in December. Now we're just about to start shooting Immersion Season 2. Now that gauntlet and everything else is over. I'm not really, I'm not really wondering about Immersion and some other productions and we should have some use on those both of those things very soon. Did you see that video where some guys took a race car and then put a screen on the inside

right it was similar to us. It reminded me of something. Yeah. Yeah. And they wrote on the article how similar. Okay. Now I know what you're talking about because it was a verge article or the verge. That's not a Kataku.

And you said on Kataku, right? I think the verge article came out first and the Kataku wrote about it because the verge wrote it. But I don't think the verge made the video. I think it's totally different company. Correct. UK made it. And the verge said that yeah,

it was a guy racing the virtual racetrack with the virtual car inside the real car on the real racetrack. And they said that yeah, RRGT did something similar to this in their emergency series but the gameplay and the driving were separated from each other. It's like you literally just said the opposite of what our video was. Did they really watch for it? And they edited it. Could I call them on Twitter?

Yeah, with like they didn't even acknowledge to edit or anything. Yeah. They just changed the article the way it was written. It was like they didn't realize that they didn't even acknowledge a edit or anything. They just changed the article. The way it was written is like they didn't realize that they didn't bother watching the fucking four minute video before writing about it. I think that they saw the pilot for the original immersion, the third person car, I think they saw that.

And then that was the video they were trimming it as our car video. Or they just watched the first minute of the immersion thing where... Mark, you can watch the thumbnail. And if you see the thumbnail, you know Gavin's in the car with Michael. That video had way less vomit than I video. Significantly less.

It was also one lap, which I found interesting, which was it was a long video for him one lap. Anyway, immersion is a show that I'm glad we're making more of because immersion is a show that seems like we talk about that show more than anything else of like that somebody else makes a different version of that show a lot. But we'll be making more of it very very soon Makes actually on the production calendar, but I hate to say exactly when because that's not when it will come out But we're gonna be working on emergencies into very soon. That's good. We have four episodes on the docket

You've got four episodes. I have no idea what they are. So I'm no we purposefully hide it from Gavin That's good. We didn't know shit when in season one. There's one where he might die I'm serious you might die you it's possible. Can we? I can't hold that sure why not can you take out an insurance policy on someone else like yeah I take out a life insurance policy on Gavin I could for the company no like for me like for my own pocket like oh no Could I take out a life insurance policy on him and show up in sabotage a production to kill him you gamble on my life right Why not I just yeah, but then you just kill someone Yeah, yeah, of course, I'm killing it. Okay, so it might be very suspicious for sure

If my death meant you got like two and a half million bucks would would you make that happen? Yeah, you would get rid of me Put it on Do you have life insurance on yourself? Yes, because your wife know how big your policy is Yes, really that's not smart. You shouldn't do that. She would not You have life insurance on yourself. Yes. Because your wife and a hub of your policy is. Yes. Really? That's not smart. You shouldn't do that. You should not do that.

Nice. I've never disclosed how big my life insurance policies are. I don't know why people... We could split it. Why do people bother with life insurance? So what do you mean? Well, because you're dead. But you have kids and stuff.

You have to pay for funeral. They don't that when you're dead. What do you mean? They have to pay for funeral. They have to pay for funeral. You are there. Yeah, they're still there. It's you were nothing exists when you're dead They still exist everything you know You don't exist anymore. You're terrible back to your narcissism

You're a terrible person. You can say that like if I die the plane crash. Oh Others I'm gone. I will never get out. You can't die of plane crash. You would jump out and run down a mountain. Gotta come up with some real estate. Did you see that list of people who survived without a parachute? I did. Two of them survived because they went down a mountain.

They kept running. They were, they weren't running. But the plane crashed onto a mountain like this. Awesome. And yet, Michael Schumacher, while skiing, nearly dies on a mountain. Not in a plane, just being on the mountain. That's how dangerous this is. That's how dangerous mountains are. Mountains actually kill a lot more places that they say. I'm pretty sure. Pretty sure.

What was that thing that game time called the mountains in the intro? That was really death. Oh, the density of the mountains. Yeah. That was cool. You know, the reason why it chose that game to play was The guy had a statement on his webpage saying calling out to like all let's players Hey, do you want to make a let's play here's everything? You can do whatever you want to with it and let us know when you do it And I was like thumbs up this guy seems cool. Let's do it And the game was we played what an hour of dungeon dashers

Dungeon ish which after the fact I realized I should have called pungent Dashers that's you should but we but we have no puns in it. And people told us there were puns. It's one of the reasons why I chose you. To be fair we did also skip all the dialogue. Not all the dialogue. Just 90% of it. No, the dialogue was very wordy.

Very flowery. It was pretty wordy. It was pretty wordy. But that's on the YouTube channel right now. It's on Let's Placian. We're gonna move all those over to, we're gonna see you pretty soon. We're gonna Lutz's place. Yeah. We're gonna move, I gotta move all those over to Bruce Steve pretty soon. I gotta do that very soon.

Yeah. So I had another homeowner nightmare. Oh, I read about this. Yeah, I read about it. I was feeding my dog yesterday morning and I was still kind of groggy, you know, putting his food in the bowl. And I stand up and I think, why can I hear water in the walls? I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was why can I hear water in the walls? Water by the way you never want to hear water as a homeowner. Yeah, it's one of the worst things ever So I have an electric tankless water heater. That's a high-electric electric tankless water heater

Yeah, the electric tankless water heater so in line water heater, but it's electric No, it's awesome. It was awesome. Huh? Everybody talks about how awesome there is heat's water instantaneously as it flows through this thing Yeah, no, that's impossible. It does Listen all over temperatures are based around how difficult it is to raise the temperature of water If one is fucking agree if it was really thin you can hear so you're telling me that I have not had a water heater for five years I'm fucking lying to you. I think it can't work as well if people say that you I think it lies I'm by stuff and then because they spent money on it they put in their goddamn house They tried to tell everybody else fucking awesome then you get it you go oh I had problems with this

ago yeah I got some problem someone over it's called yourself the problem I have with it is it a fucking piece of shit that broke okay there we go so I opened up the access panel to look at it and there's just water pouring out of the bottom of the thing fuck so I look down and there's just water like all pulled on the ground the drywalls all fucked up That's that's a gas one. That's not mine, but So like I got I got to get someone to come out rip out all the drywall Replace it the plumber was supposed to come out today. Take a look at it Who's supposed to come out this morning? He kept getting delayed? He gave call

I kept getting delayed then finally call it was like, okay, I'm on my way great. I'm gonna go meet him He calls again. Just got no recacle. Oh shit really? Yeah. So he's like, I'll be there tomorrow. He listens to his car and hood water. So now whenever I need hot water, I need to like turn the water onto the unit, go turn the breaker on for it, use my hot water, turn the breaker off, then turn the water off to it so it doesn't leak everywhere. Wow. Just show shout out the office. Yeah, do that. Yeah. You're the only person who ever shout out the office.

I shout out here once when I had the old man makeup for the Mexico City 4 video we did. I'll shout out your twice, once for the old man makeup and then when I had to get all covered in mayonnaise for babyguss. Oh cool. Was that actually mayonnaise that they put on you? No, it was come. Wow. No, it was mayonnaise.

It was mayonnaise. That pause was come. Wow. No, it was man. He said, it was man. It was. That pause was perfect. But my hair was really soft. Yeah. It was amazing. Yeah.

So yeah, now I got this fucking deal. And I think when a plumber comes out to take a look at my water heater, he's going to tell me that he cannot install an electric water heater. Because I think according to City of Austin Code, a certified plumber can no longer install electric water heater in a house.

They can only install gas water heaters outside of the house. So an electrician has to do it? No, you can't do it. Although your homeowner can do it themselves, but if you hire an electrician or a plumber, they can't do it. Why don't you tell him to take a break

and then have him do it in a spare time? Does that count? I don't think they could lose their license if someone found out about it. Are you not a handyman, this? I am not a handyman when it comes to something that has 40 amps of electricity, of 240 volt electricity that has water running through it. I will not touch that.

Yeah, it's a good point. You have really that's your limit. That's my limit. I'm going to watch you take a fuse cover off of the back of a light panel here, and you have to have blame do it for me. And you saw his muscles. You need muscles to change your fuse. Any prayer?

Apparently. It's only fun. I mean, you couldn't do it either. Listen, this is about you. It's about you and your family. It's to keep me out of this, dickhead. You had just as much trouble. You succeeded just as much as I did.

I did very quietly. I was like, oh, OK, playing get over there. What the fuck to be paid you? It was really difficult to get it open so here's his Twitter's explanation for how your tankers water heater works this from Mr. Face production on Twitter he says Bernie it works by super heating the pipe and it shoots out steam and then it cools into a pool under your house the Gavin just explained how it works.

It has a damn bit of sense. I didn't see you doing that. So you have a steam power. Are you Mr. Face Productions? No, I can't believe it. You have even me. You have even me. You have even me.

How water heater? Your hot water heater runs off of hot water. So the steam blasts the water hot. Is that what I say? It super heats the pipe. It does. You can't run water. You can't run water. You can't run water. You can't run water. You can't run water. This is the most blasts the water hot. Is that what I was saying? It super heats the pipe.

Pfft. It does that. You can't run water, cold water, through anything. The amount of water that flows through a shower head, you can't run that amount of water through something and heat it up instantly. What if you have a tiny- It does work. It does work.

Then I can boil water in four seconds in my house. If that was the case, you could boil water in four seconds. It doesn't boil water. It seconds in my house if that was a case you could boil water in four seconds It doesn't boil water it gets water like 170 degrees Give me the other 40 in the Two seconds about surface area of if you have really thin water you can heat it really Gavin what is the fastest you could boil water like I mean it commercial kitchen what is the fastest boy? Instantly what is it? I like how you went to Gavin for help. That's what you got to get him for help.

You don't get shit, man. All right. So you've got a really hot frying pan. Okay, I've got hot frying pan. And this oil on it is super hot. Right. You tip what on it? It flashes to steam.

Are you going to take a shower in a tip? Oh, what you're asking me? How much what are we talking about? Well, how big is the frying pan? He's got like a football sized frying pan in his house. That's what's doing this. And this is a more efficient way to keep hot water. You can heat small amounts of water I swear it's not small amount of water That's why I put it if you have a lot of heating points on a really thin stream of water surely you can do that

You're taking a shower you're taking a shower a shower imagine a curly straw go ahead and that's your pipe right But there's like loads of it that would work I listen these things that's what that's what it looks like I don't know if we can cut to it it's just a little box it's probably it's a little bigger no that's actually it that's the unit that's it's a little bigger than your laptop are you looking at something different than I am oh that's it yeah we're looking at a gray square that's it oh sorry I didn't know it was a gray square guys I apologize I don't know it's a fucking gray square I don't

scream it's show me the gray square to begin with so I totally would believe the suspension of fucking physics I wasn't doing it as an explanation. I was doing it to show you that's what's plaguing you that's what's causing your house to Leake all over the place is a great square. Yes, a great square side of it. I'm looking for that. Oh It looks like something you made on Emma's paint Emma's Emma's paint whose Emma's Emma's Emma's paint. Amas. Emma's paint? Who's Emma? Emma's paint. I'm a little frustrated today too because I got done traveling and I had a fucking nightmare travel scenario.

I flew in airline. I never fly. Southwest? Southwest. And I hate to fly Southwest. I hate it. It's like a bus. They were delayed three out of four flights because I had two connections.

Three out of four flights going to Salt Lake City and back. Who the- why the hell had to connect to Salt Lake City? I can't figure out the game. What do you think? Salt Lake City. Oh, that's going to visit Ashley's family for the weekend for Christmas. And yeah, we got delayed on the- we had one of those things where we got delayed us where we had to sit on the tarmac in the plane for an hour.

That's the worst because you're fucking making sit. You're like a prisoner in that seat. And it gets hot because there's not flying And then the climate systems and planes are not meant to function on the ground They're meant to be functioning at 35,000 women to function on both no no So they just you just have to live with it when you're on the ground. It's a misery Hey, it's a misery. How did you ever pulled up to the Jetway in Texas and they would say put up the windows and open the vents because that's the only way to keep the plane

moderately Livable in the middle of Texas summer. They're just not efficient enough. They're not efficient after running the ground So it was why just pulling up the windows to anything because it just kept sun sunlight sunlight coming in the plane He didn't have the plane like pull the window shade down. You know the sun makes things hot right you have to understand this Yeah, I don't know why do you want to hotter in here? Oh, yeah, you put the shades, whatever. So now you pull up, well, you do it your way on a plane. That guy. Sometimes you go up, sometimes you go down.

Sometimes you go like this. It's not like you draw, you use a little stick, you close the blinds. That's what you do. Who invented that, by the way, I'm blinds the stick. That's the dumbest thing ever. It's like, I'm not gonna hit it like that.

I'm like, it would be fun to see like just, without with all context removed, stuff that you've done in your life and you have to guess what the it is. I feel like it is. And I'm like, it would be fun to see like just without with all context removed stuff that you've done in your life and you have to guess what the scenario is. And if you see like an outline of you, you're just going, I wonder what I was doing there. But it's shocking in the world's tightest pool. You're jerking it behind a dumpster. But then when I got to Salt Lake City, I don't know, I don't know how, but every car was rented.

I guess it combination Christmas New Year's and skiing because it's nose up there. Every car was taken. There was one car where it was like, it was going to be 150 bucks a day for three days. I was going to pay like 600 bucks for a car. And then when I got to the ticket counter at 145 in the morning, because my flights were all delayed, They didn't have my car that I rented. The only car that was available online was a premium car. And then they had this little tiny fiat. I've never seen it. Yeah, it's a tiny dude. It's

smaller than a smart car. Yeah, I think it is. No, I don't think it is. I think it is. And we had to drive the icy mountains of Utah in Ogden. In Ethiopia? Yeah, in a 500. Yikes. Well, the Italians used to driving in the Alps, right? So you're probably in safe hands? I guess so. I guess so. But my, instead of getting the rate for 150,

the rate of sunshine, I was like 30 bucks a day, is what I got at four. So instead of $130 a day, $150 a day, I had to pay 90 bucks total for three days. I don't like stinky little cars. I'm OK with them. For rental cars, I don't give a shit. A lot of times with rental cars,

I will rent something I just normally would never drive. Like if they have like a sob, I'd never drive a sob, so. I'd say it like it's so out there. Or I'm not driving a sob. I just saw a car ever come and draw us. Like none of my friends own a sob. So, or like a Volvo.

I've only ever driven a Volvo because I rented it. Volvo is a very safe cause. Yeah. That's what they have a reputation for. That and their boxy look. Yeah. What are they? They're safe and they're fresh.

Sweetish also, right? Shfood and. Shredden. Shredden. Sob and Volvo both I think. Carreddischto. Carreddischto. Yeah, Volvo always won the crash test I used to do.

It's like minimal damage to passengers. It's good. A lot of put out a link on Facebook their day early a little post where she said hey I need suggestions for things to do in Amsterdam. It's like what a fucking softball that post is I mean it's like what do you see her on a commercial? She's on an anti-antique commercial. Oh, yeah She's on something now. There's the life rules are appearing on everything now It seems like yeah, well Stevie was on some CBS show. Yes. And by the way, in the internet video, I got to call it again.

The my second to the Taylor Swift in the goat was definitely the key in P.O. video with Freddie Wong. That is a funny fucking video. It's a great video. You should absolutely go watch it. That's so funny. And it was a little weird. You were a gun for a second. Yeah.

What are the endings of the whole thing's weird? Campyla, they always do that though. You never know how this sketch is gonna end. Yeah. Because everyone struggles to end a comedy sketch. I saw it. They just take that and just go with it. I saw a key in peel sketch this weekend that I had never seen before. It's the one where they're doing all the names of the NFL players. The college football world players. Yeah. And they're just like a branch, an equal. And they just keep going on and on and gets more and more ridiculous You see the touchdown where they did a QMP celebration. No, they did they make him fun of a QMP Like in a real football game. Yeah, wow

I'm like pumping and No, I didn't see that Was it was like weekend? Yeah, I think it was last few days. Wow. No, that's awesome. It's on Reddit. I think that shows That shows pretty popular. I don't know what kind of ratings they get but They don't have many followers on Twitter, which is weird to me really seems like people are always talking about it on on reddit And you see the guy the football player, you know emulating it. Mm-hmm. Why is that surprising? You think I don't think Twitter followers translate to anything in any way. I mean, there's a lot of people have a ton of Twitter followers Online, but then they don't have an audience outside of that.

Like, friends? Almost. Yeah, or like if they were going to TV show, they wouldn't translate the same way. I don't know the way. You look like the walking dead. You have more followers than most of the people in the walking dead. And the one of the most popular shows on TV. Piers Morgan, before he was replaced Larry King, he was bragging to other people about

how, when he was on American TV, his Twitter followers would go through the roof. And it was like, he was like Larry King, he was bragging to other people about how when he was on American TV his Twitter followers would go through the roof And it was like he was like leading up to us. He was like, oh just you wait and then he got on TV and they went like Didn't really didn't do anything at all really like calling out the fact that he was gonna get Twitter followers Yeah, he's not gonna overtake all the guys. Yeah people don't watch TV and then like oh, I'm gonna look that up Yeah, especially what's his high- I assume his hand looks like Pierce Morgan. If you were looking up Pierce Morgan, they're like, you miss spelling his name. Yeah, that stuff just doesn't translate to.

Like you promote it in slow-mo guys videos, but you actually have like a call to action there. I make it clickable. Click it right there and do it. Whenever I've been on TV, even if I have the link, I see no increase whatsoever. Yeah, because it's in some multiple steps. Yeah, I wouldn't do it.

I'm not gonna, when was the last time you saw a link on a TV screen and went to it? Oh, never. People didn't do that. No, it's done. They even had the whole like second screen thing where you're like, oh, start your second screen now. It's like, I'm watching TV.

I'm not gonna. My other screen is to distract me from your shitty show. So I can like, you know, type away and then look up when I'm in the show. You know, like on IMDB, I feel like I'm on IMDB constantly. Like, maybe not the first time I watch a movie, but like, on a subsequent viewing, I'm always looking stuff up about the movie.

Like, oh, I wonder how much money this movie made. What was the number one movie that year that it came out? What else has this actor been in? What else has this director do? I do that a lot, like, especially as I can be watching move from the 80s, like, what happened to that person? I'm gonna look up that person and see where they went in their career and where they go from there.

And that story is pretty much the same all the time. It's like they either went nowhere that was the only movie they were in or they've been in movies as recently, it was like last year, but the last 10 years of their career, you can't recognize a single one of the movies at all. Like in no way. But at least they're getting steady work.

I mean, I guess that's how it's to be said I was I'm always amazed by people like Eric Roberts who's in movies several movies every year but nobody's seen any of them he must just really like acting because nobody's seeing anything like what was the last thing he was in that I saw putt fiction

now Eric Roberts was in either drug deal you think of Eric stoltersas are extolts never mind Eric Roberts Julia Roberts brother he was in I think sleepers and he was in was either one in mask no that's our stolt no he was uh he was in that really crap Doctor who movie did you ever see that oh yeah I love that movie of course I didn't see the fucking Doctor who movie the crap the crappy what you you were error Robert's though because we were not too early enough straight away. We have to we have to deal with Eric robots every goddamn God, what a fucking hard life

He's always on I'm looking about this is my second screen experience Actually, you truly Robert's brother. Yeah, I know you said that. That's not helping me this guy That's him is your type of water heater. What's he in battle? So I like to get one point to want to say yes? He's been in everything. Oh was he Yeah, he's one of those guys. Well, you see me was either original Apollo. He looks like a middle-aged woman. No, I don't think he's the original Apollo no This is a middle-aged woman. What middle-aged woman hang around? It has like a fake tan and looks like he's wearing makeup So he was in dark night. I'll say what I don't do I never get on Twitter and tweet along

with TV. Like, oh my god, I can't believe that. I just never do that. I unfollowed people whenever they do that. I never do that. It's like I almost unfollowed Ray because he did that too much with walking dead. It's like, oh my god, this crazy. You know, I just like, I guess if you're crazy. This is crazy. The, the, the, the, the prime example that was last night with the UFC fights, which are last night as of we're recording this podcast When Anderson Silva I guess it's okay to say Saturday he broke his leg was that last night before I was traveling So I can't get off time so Saturday okay? Yeah Anderson Silva that was like that exploded on Twitter Where everyone was talking about and I would just be watching that again and again I want to show something here real fast. I know if we cut to my iPad here

This is Eric Roberts IMDB page. I feel like I'm Jack now look at the amount of work he has in post production right now Post production. Yeah, exactly. I'm told I he just works All of those movies with the red are all in post production right now Usually you see like two or three max and that and that's it now we're finally in the completed Yeah, and what is the most recent completed movie zombie dream? Right now and that's it now we're finally in the completed yeah, yeah Zombie dream 2014 the most recent 2013 is Dr. Wicked within wasn't in one of those crappy Shop NATO type movies recently so he has like it looked like about 30 films in

Pros production, but then he has three films that are completed but have not yet been released yet Dude works That's awesome. I wonder if I've always wanted to practice get to the point where they don't remember movies Films are completed but have not yet been released. Yeah, that's the dude works That's awesome. I wonder if I've always wanted to practice get to the point where they don't remember movies I'm sure I'm sure because I had that almost when I was working on Stuff in the UK. I've I see myself in the credits of stuff that I've never never even remembered I don't don't aren't there shorts for Rishi that you see like oh yeah, yeah, it's weird It's whether you can be such a big part of something and then just forget all about it. Yeah, just it's a long period of time Yeah, long period of time. Wait a minute. Interesting thing happened We're on the subreddit. I was in I was in there the other day

And they posted we had just talked about this The videos that you guys would make on the community site and somebody posted one saying I found Gavin in a new manuma video That's like how it was titled. Yeah, I found Gavin in a new manuma video I was thinking wow, that's really weird our community is referencing a community video and they don't know it's a community It's just different to generations. I mean totally and there was actually older community members in there going Yeah, that's this person and that person that person I knew all the names of all the people And he was he was completely downvoted. Yeah, his whole all his posts were downward like like to the very bottom of the thread going like Doc sage is a god in that room. I Was crazy. I was crazy was crazy and

It's that that that was very telling to me that like that they would find that video But not know that that was a ruse or chief community. This is you guys. I know it was really it was really strange 15 or 16 in that video people didn't even know you were in it like they didn't recognize you like halfway down people like there's our braces I did have braces and brown hair and acne and I looked awesome I was not a tragic kid. What's the last time you did a Jackie Mittens video? Oh, geez I was 19 when I did them when was the last time I tied a water bottle in your hair For last week. Did you really I guess you did all the time then Describing it to someone actually and they're like I have to see this so I did it

She does this thing where she does look like a pebbles Flintstone if I could get an empty water bottle in a hair tie I could do it right now in the podcast. I don't know that we have water bottles Look at this. we got a company. That's here, but no water. We're looking around. We have a maintenance kitchen, maintenance sink over there. Like a paint sink. Just drink out of that.

Are we here for a little while longer? Yeah, okay, just make sure. I'm just getting hot, I'm gonna take off my jacket. Okay, yeah, do it. There's a little about to end. Take the wind of taking that off. It was like a whole production. Like it just gets mad when we're like, bump the microphones and shit. No, you're good. Okay, yeah do it. Okay, there's a little about to end you with a jacket on I wouldn't have taken that off It's like production like it just gets mad when I really bumped the microphones and shit No, you're good. You were scared about it. I see I was

Call it up I think they got I think they might they might want a full screen it that way you can you can see it in all of its glory I really hurt my hip in that video. This is me at age, I must be, I think I just turned 16. So it's funny seeing you in that video, Gavin, because you're in your bedroom. I always picture your bedroom as having those posters. Those posters I feel were so familiar because you always... That must be in makeup, post. Yeah, you always took pictures.

I was kind of known for those back in the day on that. With those posters. Fairly, they're okay. Yeah, you always I was kind of known for those back in the day with those Post-Cali there. Okay, switch even your your holiday avatar on their she the website is like and I have how long have you been using that avatar? The tip with the yeah, it's like the very tip of a nipple with a sand hat 10 years every Christmas You see that same way. It was like like why did you start doing that? Was it so you could like skirt around the no porn policy? I? Think I think skate dog maybe that Water bottles are under the table with the tablecloth over there. I can even remember how people like ended the

runs at Richard G's in the community. He's like like there was a Mike was in there Halo 53. Yeah. Those guys went out like a blaze of war. Did you really what to do now? He must be like 40 nothing of worth Yeah, because he was fucking mean to me. Oh was he yeah, he's good now we're friends now, but apparently not You fucking throw him straight into the bus. What's he doing? You know, you know, tricking off behind a dumpster and posting on right? Apparently, but it needs to be empty. Yeah, they they staged a coup on the on the community site where they got involved with one of the mods, who shall remain nameless, and they completely hijacked. We talked a little bit about this in the game time with Barb where there was one section

of the community site, which were the forum guys, and they did not like the journal kids. The bar. Yeah, the bar, the forum guys with the bar, and then they didn't like the people who made journals and had like social media profiles Like Barbara and Gavin you were kind of in between right? Yeah, I played it back and forth back forth I was original bar. They disown me after a while get there really yeah happens because he was nice to me But they think we got in with one of the mods and they distracted all the other mods you got it distracted They banned me they they deleted my account first because they knew I'd be trouble for yeah

And they went through they deleted a bunch of accounts it took us like one button to reset it but there was like a one-hour period where they were going through and deleting entire sections of the website bunch of dickhead I said I need a bottle in the air time sorry the thing the host of our shows busy running around getting props or a rubber band this is totally gonna be worth it I bet so we're gonna put this up or is totally gonna be worth it I bet. So are we gonna put this up or is this the reason why it's on here? Oh here, let's go, let's cut over to that if we can.

Put up over here if you can. We're just lip syncing that. There's the... How do you do their bar? 16, I just heard 16. 12. Thank you Patrick. Hey that's Gus.

That's from the old Apple Switch video. Yeah. That's one of the first videos we ever made the first video Why me videos like the hate-game play stuff. Yeah, so are you gonna demonstrate how it's done? I was gonna do it and you guys were talking and then it'll cut back to me. Oh, okay, so I feel like that I Wants to use it like totally clear the mic and came right got a. I walked in the wrecked it. I watched it and like totally cleared the

mic and came right. Got a money shot right in the glasses. So I feel like that's not as much of a thing anymore. Now that making and posting videos easier, we don't see those kinds of community video collaborations anymore. Those things were epic. Like the awesome monitors. From all over the world, they would have like 50 users in that. It'd be like a big event every time one of them is put up Yeah, wow, this is cool. It's kind of like a good feeling and you know I thought dark made a really good point where he said the community used to be more about the community itself like they would actually like everyone knew each other Yeah, and they they would work together and post things and it's like then the community was about the community and he he was

Lamenting the fact and a little bit's a lot like things aren't the way they used to be. I mean, what is, you know, everyone has that kind of like nostalgic kind of wistful where they miss stuff. Um, but he was saying that, you know, now the community is more, it's more about like, uh, the R. T. staff and the, you know, talking about the productions thing like there's barbed-up everybody uh... control those absolutely worth it

so if anybody wants to control costume put a water bottle in your hair and tie your hair to the top of it very stable did you do two ones from like each side yes i did two like co-cans on each side and did pigtails that was a good look as well so i just do this that's worse that's worse I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do that.

I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do that.

I don't know if he's going to be able to do that. I don't know if he's going to be able to do that. I don't know if he articulated very well, dark is now a lawyer, but so I'd hate to say he can't articulate something, but he was saying from his own personal experience that the community used to be more about the community and less so about like, what are the issues guys doing today, you know, who are they dating? Yeah, it was like friends hanging out

and having a good time together. Yeah, yeah. Which, you know, things change. Yeah, I mean, I think that's just the nature of the internet and the way community sites and the way people use community sites change over time. Yeah, you can't, yeah, especially these things grow and they become more popular too.

Not that we weren't, you know, popular back then. I mean, it was a different scale. You think so? Yeah, absolutely. I think there was less stuff though. It's really so, it's like, I think back then, actually, some days I think we had like more general, like notoriety back then.

Like now we kind of get lost, I think it a lot of other stuff that's online. I feel like back then also we only had maybe one project going on at a time. No, that's true. And so there was not as much content, there wasn't as much going on, so the community maybe had to work more to keep themselves entertained. So it's just more focused in general, like around that one show. The discussion was always about that show or something else, not like a billion- It was our show. Yeah, yeah, and that was the one show. The discussion was always about that show or something else. Not like it was our show.

Yeah, yeah, and that was the one show. It was like that for like seven years. That's crazy. I was in the five second films and I was thinking about one of the one of the shorts that they did that inspired something that I wrote for Red Versa Blues. The thing where church gets his short term memory shot off and there was a five second film where guy called Mr.

Short term memory doesn't know how he got shot. And so it was kind of the inspiration for that. And that was so long ago. That was 2009 that we shot season seven. He's Gavin directed that. That the conversation between Kaboos and Chuck. Sure. When he has no short-term memory. We cut it really quick. Yeah. Yeah. It's still one of my favorite scenes, I think in reverse blue is that scene. That's also like the scene The real appeal skit where...

What everyone wants to take a hit from the... From the bong is like, no man, no. He's like, oh, I can't handle it. He's like, you took it 45 minutes ago. We've had this conversation 12 times. That's funny. So, while I was in England, I found out the most impressive thing you can do to impress a girl.

I remember recently I was talking about how... You shouldn't tell me what it is and do it and see if it impresses you. I can do it. I can do to impress a girl. I remember recently I was talking about how... Jack, I'm behind a dumpster. You shouldn't tell me what it is and do it and see if it impresses me. I can do it, I can do it here. But I was saying recently about how I like flung a piece of mail and it went straight into the postbox. Oh yeah.

And I was like wishing a girl, sorry, but then you were like, I don't think a girl would be impressed by that. Oh, so I found the ultimate thing you can do randomly. It was something like that. Okay. This is what happened. I was walking behind a girl and her kid. And it was really, it was something like that. Okay. This is what happened. I was walking behind a girl and her kid and

It was really was raining. It was super wet. The puddles everywhere. The kid was jumping in puddles and As she jumped in a giant puddle her hat blew off and it was about to go in the puddle and I caught the hat Where this just reflects catch and she looked around she was like? That was amazing That was the first impressively to a stranger there catch the kids It's a woman and her kid a female. Yeah, I mean, yeah I'm a kid you can be like little sister or something like that, too It was okay, yeah, but her kid is At that point just like Yeah, I just used to grow up and call myself a man so everyone to me as a girl alright

I'm gonna try to play this goddamn video video but it's been linked so many places. I'm gonna see if I can do it. I hate when people re-host videos and they basically just put like an intro to it by a blog video or something. So how do I get this up here? Let me back to the third one. Here you go. The third one?

Alright. I was about to throw it. The third one's on YouTube so it's probably the best bet. Alright. Oh yeah, this is a great one. Yeah, so this is, I thought this was what you were gonna say. This is a thing where a guy has a kid in an airport and he puts the kid up on the table

for where you check and put your stuff through the security. And when he puts it up on the table, I guess he stops paying attention for a minute. And the kid just goes, ooh, it falls off the table. And out of nowhere this T.S. Age and comes like diving in and catches the kid like Oh, yeah, absolutely here. Absolutely hero. Yeah, you fucking today. You should check your fucking mouth There we go

What's the kid? He's putting him down right there's a front of the guy. Yes, there's the kid blurt out Kid he's putting him down right there's a friend of the guy. There's the kid blurt out Why is the station board out the kid oh Dude I like he skids into frame He turned around and hit him with his jacket or the kid And the dad keeps putting his jacket on is like what the fuck? Kid don't think it shouldn't be on the floor. That's amazing dude. That's an amazing catch. And that right Matt Lauer, what are you talking about? You're talking about it.

You're talking about it. Do people watch these morning shows? Like, is this a thing? But that's going to get that guy laid for sure. Not by that dude. Absolutely. Absolutely. I should have that on his phone at all times.

You catch a kid, like that, that's like burning baby. That's what you dream about. A kid getting trapped in a burning building. You need to catch a kid. You're a team. That's like, burning baby. That's what you dream about. A kid get trapped in a burning building and you get to catch it. Yeah, team. That's like, I'm Tim O'Wack by burning building. Cross my fingers for a baby. Like, bring it on. I got this.

I know it's terrible, Barbara. It's my bed. It's my bed. It's my bed. It's my bed. I don't know if you know where you were. We say some terrible things sometimes. I actually was seeing breath in the burning building.

You know what, it's terrible? Getting off by passing a huge shit. That's also terrible. Inspiring someone to jerk off a lot of the kno- That's what we started today. That's also terrible. Is there a lot of terrible things in this podcast?

I don't know that we're going down a level by saving babies from burning buildings. I know that's dropping us a peg at all. No, you're right. What is the ultimate though? What is the ultimate you can do? The ultimate here I move yeah, all the ultimate impressive. I'm gonna get laid move Yeah, I think rock star still beats everything right just being a singer like a bunch stage like that thing No, no, no, no, I that doesn't do it for me really yeah like when you were in I've never been High for you and have like the Mrs. Barbara

Groban Groban Barbara is a huge job Groban I can't even imagine Barbara Bieber That makes more sense and Groban No, what does it for you actors comed Comedians, actors and comedians. Actors say something like profound. Yeah, musicians, they're actors.

Actors, you can't sing. Actors and comedians, you're never going to find anyone working in this company. No, I'm saying like those are the people I'm typically attracted to. Being a musician does not, that's not something I'm like. Who's your ultimate? Who's like your A-list top the line dude Ryan Reynolds a Ryan Reynolds I would cuz he's funny and hot. Yeah, he was also the green laner funny. He's got to be funny. I think he's funny. Do you see RIPD? No, just watch RIPD should do that

My shop for it after that movie RIPD was wrong. my loins no longer going to be burning? Maybe not. They might dry up a bit. Listen, Ronald runs in Green Lantern? I get it. Yeah. I get it. And everything else. Yeah.

I get it. Someone pass him an opener. Yeah, he's dying. By the way, if you were calling me on the patch, I did this on the patch, I didn't realize it. I tried to open a water bottle for more than four minutes. People timed me. I'm not actually trying to open it. I'm just trying to like play with it while I'm talking. It's a

Neurobottle opener. It's my version of Gavin bouncing his leg is what it is. I mean it is called a bottle opener. So it should work. It always me not twist off. You have to get it before the podcast. Yeah, I always get up and get it. Even though all of these are twist off, I always have to have my bottle opener right here. Can I say something? We'll probably never get Shiner as a sponsor, right? That probably won't happen. If we do, there's Shiner Beer that I do like a fucking Shiner Bok. I hate that beer.

Can you please stop on that? What's wrong with that? Shiner Bok was the beer that when I was in college, everybody drank. Yeah. Everybody. And it was like, if you were like, had money, you got a Shiner B was the beer that when I was in college everybody drank yeah everybody and it was like if you were like Had money you got a Shiner bot keg. It was 70 bucks. It wasn't 50 bucks like everything else So everybody got Shiner and it's like I got so fucking Shiner bucked out. I can't stand that beer anymore JJ put it best he said you always say it's like chewing your beer

Like a drinking a meal that's what he said I can't agree more like Guinness though. Don't people like Guinnessness for that Yeah, but you wouldn't sit here and drink Guinness every week you wouldn't sit here on the podcast or you get it So you exactly like that. What what is it trying to be or that you do like just a blonde or whatever? That was blond's good. Yeah, blondes are good. I like their blonde. They also have the holiday cheers pretty good But my favorite one I think they have is the Ruby Redbird. Oh, Ruby. Pretty good. It's like a ginger and grapefruit. I like that one in the holiday one. Yeah. You should get, you should get, uh, hit a chino nest

to Japanese beer. Oh, I have had that. The little owl on it? Yeah. I bought that because I liked the design of the owl. I thought, some reason I knew you would like that. That owl looks really cool. I want to get drunk with that guy.

You want to get drunk with the owl? Yeah. He looks like, bobo. What do you think he looks like, going from a clash of the time show you the owl? Yeah, he's like bobo What do you think he looks like throwing from a clash of the tight? What is it? Bill, but what the fuck is that bo what's the name of the owl? Shit out is it Artemis no no no no no metal owl and its name is from what show clash the tight the original clash the Titans I'm looking it up bobo bo the owl I'm looking it up Bobo Bobo the owl

He's name is Bobo was the name like that fucking god Bobo the owl the old name says Zeus has to make a mechanical owl that goes with Percy's Boo bow boobo We are from Bobo Boo bow and Bobo Al monkey Two totally different animals one has a dragon flag with it We got it there. I don't know if we want to cut to it Yeah, there is dude. How is that he's like the tweaky of the mythology world

Everybody who tweaky is fucking Philistines buck Rogers robot friend Tweaky, yeah, let's go to a fucking memory lane bring up tweaky tweie. Tweetie. Okay. Okay. Let's just surf the net. Now we're trapped in this. It's demanding things now. Tweetie. I'm excited. I'm looking. Look, if somebody's gonna look up Tweetie, look up Aaron Gray. Just another robot bird. Oh, yeah, Tweetie. Now we're stuck in the nostalgic loop. Yeah, that's him. Tweetie. Looks like he's looking for the right Tweetie. They're all a fucking robot. Put any one of them up on the tree. I'm doing it from the iPad.

It takes a while of it. That was care. That's tweaky. And the robot around his neck was doctor preshifter. It that's the the gold like. Why do you like? Why is all this? The gold flame of labor. What's going on? Look at the fucking screen. Let me show you something. That's what's going on. That's fucking tweaky. The robot. That was on Buck Rogers of the 25th century. That was a 1978 show That was on American television that looks better than anything on Doctor Who today that's exactly what Doctor Who looks like

You know that's it if you look at that you said that was on Doctor Who last week and it was called I'm not a huge Doctor Who fan. Oh please don't be about Doctor Who I watched the crappy movie with Eric Roberts in it You know I've said that Matt Smith is gone. I didn't give a toss. Geez, don't come down, buddy. Whoa. Let's have some standards here. I'm still not about Dr. Who because our audience, I think we're dumb with spoiler cast

because that fucking Dr. Who's spoiler cast. Why? Because nobody knew what the hell they were talking about. Because of Brandon. Pretty much, yeah, because of Brandon. Pretty much. But no, because everybody got shot. Everybody got shot.

Everybody got shot. Well, because you are on a show like this or like that. and pretty much because everybody got so upset. Well, because you are on a show like this or like that, you have an opinion not everyone's gonna agree with you. You're gonna say things that are gonna pass people off. Dr. Dufant in particular though, if you get anything wrong or you have a different even interpretation of their interpretation, it's fine.

A bunch of my mom. But game, that kind of show is just people like to hate it. Remember on the Breaking Bad one? They didn't really have any issue with anything I said. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. loaded and ready to go. I got a little freaked out because we actually have a prop going over here that I had not seen before that I thought was real and before we were going to set up for the podcast, I was like, what the fuck is this? I picked it up, I was like, oh, I was told a prop. We do have a real working crossbow around here somewhere. We do. Yeah.

You're using the recap. My first, let's build. Let's play. I'm going to grab something back here. I can talk about it for a bit. My first visit to Austin, you guys took me shooting at the gun range. Yeah, we did.

That was a good way to welcome myself to Texas. Wasn't that when Bernie kicked the door open? Oh, that was when I was in the studio of Ben. Yeah, yeah, kick the door open. Walk me up at like 4 a.m. Yeah, and I'm just like, you guys started like that. I was an animator to venture, I think. Yeah, I was worried.

I thought I had left a, I did. I left a set of shotgun shells over. Which I don't know what you thought was gonna happen with The podcast about Matt and the I'm talking about that Oh The worst part now you're gonna fill it in Well, I know it involves Matt good. We told we literally just told it like three weeks ago Yeah, man was making Matt was making a squid. Oh, yeah

I said one more word and now it's now it's the only story the key word of the story The horrible sound that Matt made when he thought it was dying so the other day we were setting up before the podcast and I saw this thing back here. It's an old HD TV. It's not HD. It is HD. It's 4.3. How could it be HD? It's just right here. HD TV, dude. But it was also cable showing SD, right? Yes. So it was it would letter box the HD. Yeah, for 720. So I saw this back here and I recognize it instantly I hadn't seen this in years This was the first HD TV I ever bought yeah in 2004 I paid

$700 for this TV because sold caliber two on the original Xbox you could play it in HD I was like I am going to finally play a video game in HD You could play original Xbox and HD. Yeah, you had to buy a separate HD breakout box that plugged into the back and it would split it out into a component signal. What are you guys talking about? The original Xbox had HD. Yeah, and it had a component cables. Yeah, you had to have the HD breakout for it, but it was just like a different cable you plugged into the back of the Xbox. My Xbox was Scott. What? I'm pretty sure the original Xbox did have HD games. Yeah, it had the it had that plug in the back

That kind of like the Xbox 360 and you just plugged in like you want a composite cable You plug that cable in or you want that HD breakout you plug that one in and I paid $700 for this piece of shit almost 10 years ago now and It's just amazing to me now that like you we've got this iPad that has more pixels in it than this thing I would need to replace your 65 inch TV at home with that. Yeah, for like I was so happy I would sit like this close to it like right up on it I mean like this is amazing. This is the best looking thing in the world. Are you gonna use it for anything? No fuck No, look at just I think this things. Oh, why would the hell would I use this PC gaming was already HD what we blown away by that

I was afraid was a pretty long who was telling us we were talking with gav and he said why is it the gaming is the only thing that we can Evision ever being better than what it is today like when we see something it's like this amazing But the next time we see the next iteration of it whatever they do so perfect the next time just seems like the next time we see the next iteration of it, whatever they do, so perfect the next time, just seems like unbelievably amazing and, you know, groundbreaking. Like, we learn away every time. Every time, and movies aren't like that necessarily.

I mean, you have landmark movies, but like, every time it's a generation, like, I'm sure when you played Soulcaliber 2 and that thing, you're like, this is the best video games are ever gonna look. And now you look at it and you're like, that's total fucking shit. Yeah.

It's terrible. But video games are the only thing that are like that, where it's like, this looks amazing. But video games are the only thing that are like that where it's like This looks amazing and like I can't imagine a game that's gonna look better than like bio-shock infinite or Last of us I just can't envision what that game is gonna look like, right? But you know it's gonna come and I know it's gonna come. It's on the way and I'll look at last of us in two years I'll be like that is I played that that is fucking I've got with half life to you when I'm I remember messing around with Gary's mark like nine years ago. Yeah.

This is incredible. And now it just looks like absolute toilet. Mm-hmm, this looks like it. Of course. But, yeah, PC gaming probably was HD, but I think at the time, all monitors were still 4.3. So it's like you would get like a 1024 by 768 monitor, or you'd pay a lot of money, you'd get a 1600 by 900 monitor.

Yeah. Christ, it's some of the early, I took production photos of all of our red versus blue setups back in the day. One of our Xbox we ran through a VHS, VCR. To get to the... It was a S video, right? It was a S video. To get S video, I ran it through a VCR.

Did you have those fat blocky plugs that just slide in? I don't know what that means. Yeah, they did. They slid in and then the cables coming out of that fat plug could be. What's the fat plug? That's what's slid into the Xbox, right? It was a proprietary connection. No, okay, we're not talking about the same thing. No, what are you talking about? A Scott lead. I don't know what that is. I heard that term before. SCART. Is that what plugged into the TV?

Is that what plugged into the Xbox? That's what you would link a VCR to a box to a TV. Oh, no. everything would plug into it Don't forget you're also pal and we were not pal we're NTSC does those standards are kind of gone now with HD But the frame race is still there. Yeah, we're still pal frame rate. Oh weird right Does that it Gavin? Oh Everything to everything like that is that what you're talking about. I mean that looks like a connector I've seen before that was just a parallel

Yeah, that's kind of like a period of ribbon stuff. You don't usually get that is usually just a single cable No, we are we are so never had anything like that from my Xbox broke out into red Yellow and black or whatever. Yep, and I plug those into a Scott connect to unplug that into my TV Nope was it definitely black with those colors you just kind of guessing? Was it red, green, and blue? No, it wasn't component. So she'd yellow for video and then red and white, where you have black over there.

Red, or white could be black. I see. It did change a lot. One of the things I've never understood when they had component cables is they have five cables and two of them were the same fucking color. I mean, how hard was that to just go look guys? We're gonna change the fucking audio cable.

People will just know that if this one is orange, you put it in the red audio port. You know, this works to get away with that. I can't tell you how many times I went over to somebody else's house and that was the fuck up every single time. It's like, look at my pictures, I'll fuck up. It's like, I bet you have your fucking red audio cable plugged into your red video port. Sure enough, that's exactly what it was every time.

So here, I found the HD breakout for the original Xbox I think the HD cables were on the other side The component was on this but this is how they broke out and it looks kind of like a scar cable that is svhs breakout. Ah, I think that's what it so there was an HD breakout and that was the svhs one This got really retro technical Yeah, this is Because composite could only do 480i But if you had the S video connection you could do 480p yeah, so instead of getting in a laced

You wanted a progressive video so that For any you can fucking tell to me yeah,. Wow. It's absolute shit. It's the absolute worst. It's the worst of the worst. It's crazy too because TV's were around forever. How fucking long did it take to get to one integrated cable with HDMI? And then once we got to it, we never looked back. Ever, ever looked back.

Even now with 4K signal, you can do that just with a new iteration of HDMI. It's like HDMI 1.4 or something. So now you can do 4K. It's not HDMI, they're not gonna break out the audio and video separately anymore. No, I actually still do that. I use optical audio. Really?

It's just P1's 5.1 and... You can do 5.1 over HDMI. I just like the way I have multiple inputs by ran out of HDMI's I think. Okay. Multi-mode. See I would hate that because you got to map them. Like this optical port goes with this video map.

I don't know. I don't know. I just keep pressing input until it works. Oh, separately for audio and video? Yeah. That's too much. Like I have one TV in my house that when you turn on the TV and then like you turn on the Xbox or you turn on the

PlayStation 4 or you turn on the Wii, it recognizes that, oh, here's a signal that just showed up on this new input. You must, that must be the thing you want to watch. Switches to that automatically. Yeah. I don't know why every TV in the world doesn't fucking do that. What if you're already watching something a new single come on? I assume it stays switched. Switches?

Oh, it switches? Yeah, because you turn on the new thing. So you must want to watch this new thing. Otherwise, just turning it on, because what you're jackass and you're bored. Forget about the day. I'm putting shit on. Clearly, you're showing that you're watching it. So boring that you're busy turning on your Wii and all that stuff. So just flop, it but I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. time you brush against it. Even the new Xbox One, that fucking touch control. It's just like Gavin. I just, you know, I have the most douche prank problems that I'm always scared to talk about because it just sounds like such a big thing. Oh, please, we gotta hear what you're talking about now. I have two Xbox ones and I, the one one always listens to me. I say Xbox on the one I don't

want to turn on turns on. You have two of them in your apartment or a house. Yeah. I have that. Why do you have two? Because I recorded that with Jeff and we have two screens and two X-Wheels ones. Yep. Just pull the connect. Yeah, pull the connect out of the one you don't want. Yeah, I mean sometimes I want the other one there. It's like depends

which which seat I'm setting. Because they go like this. You're right, this is like ultra-intfirst world problem. I'm just not ever talking about it. I had the same problem. I have an Xbox one that's like one in the living room and then one of my office and they're not that far apart. Yeah, it was the same with the 360. I had the infrared remote and I had a bunch of Xboxes plugged in for one for capturing and like some for different place around the room. And I'd be like, I'm gonna like, anguish, so I didn't turn on all my Xboxes in the room in one go. JD now we're playing co-op for the Rising 3 as well. And he'd be like, he'd be doing something over here. And then my guy would go, over here. And I'm like, oh, fucking hell, zombies can run in that me.

Because all those voice controls and everything that you do. So I'd be like, you go over here and I'd go, stop listening, I'm gonna go, X-Box over here. So, and then you would not believe the amount of lag that there is between the chat, too. It's like, it's just that amount of lag where you did that thing where you had a voice delay And you were listening to yourself on headphones. Yeah, it becomes impossible to talk

It's the same thing you can't hear either like he'll start talking in that room And then his connect picks him up and starts reeling his chat to me But delayed by like half a second. I can't decipher anything saying it's impossible. It's something about that You just cannot function. That's fine. I couldn't speak words. Didn't we do an RT life about that? Yeah. Yeah. There's an RT life where they're putting headphones on people and they have an app.

I feel like it's called speech supper or something. And they make people say something and they put it on me and I just like turn into one of those cats where you put like a hat on it and it's just like. Yeah. Your brain locks up because you can't process. I couldn't even like move my arms. It was weird. Yeah, your brain locks up because you can't process All right, well, we're at time we should go and wrap things up happy new year Gus happy new year. I look forward to another year of arguing No, he doesn't I never look for to We'll be back on Wednesday with another episode of the patch. I got to know. I got to know you said that what are you looking for to 2014?

I gotta know I gotta know you said that what are you looking for to 2014? What are we at 2014 hour? Google fiber that's what I'm looking for to are you getting in your neighborhood supposedly? Well, they haven't announced it yet supposedly AT&T launched fiber in my neighborhood But no one in my neighborhood can get it. So fuck them. I don't know Happy fiber. We'll see fiber. That's not looking for to in 2014 really brand any new years resolutions anything You want to change your mind? Fuck no No, I've been maintaining, life's good, I'm gonna fucking maintain. All right, here's, here's, can I make a recommendation for a feature for the next podcast? Since it will be our first podcast of the New Year, here's what I think we should do.

I think that we should all come next week, we all have a resolution for something that we want to do or change about ourselves in 2014. But then additionally, the other three people on the podcast make a resolution for something that we want to do or change about ourselves in 2014. But then additionally, the other three people on the podcast make a resolution for you of something we want you to do differently. That is brilliant. Brilliant. And we compare what you want to change about yourself. Absolutely should do that. But we want to change about you.

We want to come up with one for everyone. Yeah. So you have like four resolutions. No, no, three of us will get together for you. Okay. Three of you guys come up with one for me and we do that for everybody. Okay. Let's do that. So like we're, this is, we're tired of this about you. Please fucking if you guys come up with one for me and we do that for everybody. Okay, yeah, let's do that. So like we're this is we're tired of this about you.

Please fucking change. We're taking a look at full to this one. Great. I already know what the one about me is gonna be. No, no, no, no. All right, well, thanks for watching. We'll be back on Wednesday, another episode of the past and next Monday with another RT podcast. Happy New Year. I love you. We're going to do a concert on the show. Do you like apples? Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? All right, examples. Together in Trempathos, Characombs, Characombs are free of Diaz of nothing to do with this podcast.

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