Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #252

Episode Date: January 7, 2014

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Well, that's what happened to be stopping planning something literally five seconds before you do it. Yeah. Just look away and look at the camera. Did you really get this slow off-off? That was horrible. Yeah, but when Jirks is it, I did like the- I went off-gust.

I went off-jack. No, it was so bad No, he knows what we're talking about and I'm just disappointed inside of Joe If you want to play in something early, apparently you should play in full-hawks at least an hour and it's everyone's in Fox today Kara tried to pull I don't know she'd like had some Machiavellian scheme to try to get a solid mohux or faux-hux today She's you over here in this building. Yes, and the rest of us were over in the other studio and Cara came over there and was like, you guys, you got, I got to make, I got to get to fohocks done. Yeah. I was like, what's the thing? She was like, yeah, you're fohock. I need to do it right now.

Like a bunch of hair product and combs. I was like, I'm not doing a fohock. She's like, Bernie said everyone has to have a fohock in the podcast tonight. And I was like, bullshit, bullshit. I'm walking over there to go see Bernie right now. Yeah. No, because you took your you took your beanie off and your hair is like crazy big right now. It was yeah, but then we wet it down. Yeah, to make a foe hawk. Because carrot thought would be really funny. If I do a foe hawk, I don't care. Sure. Why not? I'll do a foe hawk. She came up to achievement hunt and saying come come on We go half an hour to do your faux ha everyone to faux ha you could just go Like that. I think she went to everybody she went to everybody said the Bernie had this idea to give everybody Fox I never even never even crossed my mind ever at any point that anybody else don't like All these confusions like these weird miscommunications. I hate it. Yeah, she uh, so then I guess in retaliation She gave herself a faux hawk. Yeah, you hate miss your whole life is one gigantic miscommunications. I hate it. Yeah, she uh, so then I guess in retaliation she gave herself a full hawk Yeah, you hate miss your whole life is one gigantic miscommunication

Is there a nice little hot carer? Yeah, she has a full hawk. Is that what that is to Gavin you and Carol I mean, a little one full hawks today really yeah, that's it that by the way that didn't take off it out Well, she had four people to do it takes long time. I care like right here. All right It's like a word. Look at those curls How long he's got you? Pretty good. I mean a pompad. No, you know, you that's like the Elvis like it's a pompad or It's not the pompad or it's the Elvis You got my

Puppy clip. Yeah, let's see Mine's just like a It's so thin. I just like it'll fall right back down. I got nothing Thanks for cutting that I haven't so much hair at my age, but damn it's just like I have way too much hair Joel has a lot. There we go. What? I Nice So it's I don't call I normally don't like bitching about it. It's fucking freezing here cold

I'm totally fine. I I wanted to Utah for like a week in a completely reset my temperature registers Like it was 34 degrees today Fahrenheit. It was minus one today in Austin It was minus one at one point Celsius and it was fine. I was totally fine I was hot in my car on the way here today. We did a team lad's action use in well because the shirt came out and running around but yeah Isn't always today there right and running around in minus one is this it really does in your throat My throat is kind of sore now I love a losage. I'm going to want us to make it feel better So this episode of the podcast we're not maybe we're not gonna do it quite yet

But last week you had the idea for all of us to come up with resolutions for each other. Oh, yeah, I've done mine I've done mine. I got a mononote here. Well, we know Jack. I know Jack was gonna be here So who'd you do useful? I didn't for you all of you guys including Jack. Oh, right. So I'm just like preloading the fact that my Jack one might not be as good. Oh, okay. Is it designed for a female? Wait, no. Jack, I want you to get you a vagina one.

Jack's gonna try to douche more. Wow, that's so good. That's so good. Can a dude douche? Can you douche an awesome? An old douche? Sure. An Emma. An Emma, dude. Yeah. High-colonic. High-colonic. Dude, douche. Can you do shna'as? Angel douche? Why not? Why not?

Yeah. High-colonic. High-colonic. We've talked about how you would get a Brazilian wax if we filmed it on the podcast. Oh, Jesus. Oh, we got about that. Yeah, we're talking to Gavin.

We absolutely need to do this. Oh, my God. How's that content? We can't show that. Now, when you say Brazilian wax, do you understand what that is, right? That's nothing, right? That's a genitals.

Yeah, okay. Let's make, but nothing because your chest would be Under itself a major conquest of just like a sound of the Imagine this is the Amazon jungle wax. We should see if we can wax my entire chest and one That would hurt. Yeah, I might take off like a layer of skin. I'll lay out all that just the hole of my chest Yeah, I might take off like a layer of skin. A layer, although just the hole of my chest. No, did you see that? You're like a itchy scratchy cartoon. You just have the muscle exposed.

You've got a 40-year old version? 40-year old version. Yeah, yeah, Steve Carelli, the one they ripped his hair off in the movie, they were actually doing that. And you could see where a skin got peeled off and he started bleeding on his chest. So you're having beads of blood up here on his skin. And you don't want that.

That's not a skin coming off. That's just the follicle was getting pulled out, isn't it? Does it matter? It's not matter. That's not a skin come off. That's just the follicle is put getting pulled out It's a matter of matter less painful. Yeah Skin was again rip off. The follicles were getting ripped. Yeah, absolutely Film you getting that just like drape over the sensitive areas like there was a thing on like For a TV back in the day where they put a server up a guy's ass remember that Yeah, well, it's gonna happen. Are we gonna get fucking fine by the FCC? Yeah, exactly a server up a guy's ass. Remember that? No, it's gonna happen. Are we gonna get fucking fined by the FCC? Yeah, exactly. A server.

Yeah, they had like a little, it was like a USB server thing. It was like a little tiny thing. They put it in an condom and put it up a guy's ass and they were getting to a website in this guy's ass. Yeah. I don't like the key fob to my car. And now you're giving me the idea. I don't know where to put it, ever.

Ryan Duddett that little car is awesome, didn't he? He did. That's true. And it was so funny because I could totally relate to why he didn't More put the car up his butt remember what it was It was his parents right his dad would see yeah, he wanted dad to see the fact that he put a car up the far and X-ray guy It was like pointing at the image you guys You said confused you

Guys, I've actually come up with their own ideas and then they have to do them or is it I Come up with an idea for you and you come up with an idea for me. I bet they did bits for everyone I bet it's like they just kind of write stuff and like who would be best for this, you know like Preston Lacey and we man Like those two guys to get all sure they absolutely They went through like the process of how ban wrote the bit where Press and jumps off and he's bungee attached to Wee Man and then they're like, kind of doing this off the bridge river that one. And you have this like the dumbest diagram. Like, one, two, three, four.

He said, in fact, is that what he said? Like, he came on the facts machine. Facts machine. I assume the one where Preston Lacey was on top of a porta potty painted like King Kong. And he was shaking because he was so nervous. Like, afraid of heights and he was like shaking terrified And they went back the next day they'd like loaded him up with a viket in or something like that I'm up there and that guy looks like she's like they flew a remote control plane like you're unlacy He looks haggard man. He looks tired those guys have beat themselves nearly to death for our entertainment He's also literally got the weight of the world on his shoulder

Yeah, so let me see this dude We're talking about Jackass in the past tense. Is that done? Is Jackass no more? They did, Brett. They did bad grandpa, which is a character from Jackass. But as far as I like the Jackass proper, I would say so. I bet it died with Ryan Dunn.

Like, I don't think they'll do it again without him. So like they might do like one or two, like one off things for the internet, but I doubt they would. Steve, I don't know. I don't picture, I mean, I know Ryan Dunn was like a key member of that group but I don't picture like everything going away with him. Well I think it's like kind of one of those like that sort of period is ended. And my I mean I could be way off on this but like to me it's like one of the guys died it's kind of like all right we're beyond that now. No then I the they so they kept doing you

but they introduced kind of new things right like Jack S3 was in 3d. Yeah, jack as four I'm calling it now I max I don't know why he's done was not hurt or not killed doing a jackass thing So I mean you know he was with a rena car new a tree He was what he was probably my favorite guy on the show although Johnny Knoxville's hard meat because he's just like Why was Ryan done your favorite? I don't know. It's just so much. He was so funny really likeable guy Yeah, like the the I love the relationship you guys with Bam Marjara And like how you just didn't seem to give a shit about anything like do you remember when he branded the cock and balls on Like three or four times like a echoing of I mean yeah, you've explained the Bams mom

Feel like I should have strapped him down though he doesn't move. He has nowhere to go. But it seems to me if you had Steve O. Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera, that would still be Jackass. Steve O's voice is real. I guess so. Yeah. And then you pressed it and we man and-

Yeah, to me it's like you could get down to that core group. There's the main dudes and then it seems like there's even Ryan Dunn felt like a guest star in a way to me. In the Bam Margera group of it, you know, the Johnny Mac Knoxville was a mean dude. And then, I do branded the Camilla. Yeah. Yeah, I liked him. And then, uh, God, who was the guy who did the show with Steve O the Chris Punny?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Part of it. They're all just hilarious. They're all fucking funny guys. Nothing or any more, but I really missed Jackass. Dave England was my favorite. Dave England. There was a bit where he went to the door and rang the doorbell, met the loo, hit him in the face.

You just walked around the stunt. He's walking around the scene. What the fuck? What the fuck? Was Dave England the one they pulled his tooth out with a Ferrari? No, that was Aaron McGeehee. Oh, area.

Dave England was missing teeth already, right? Yeah, yeah. Dave England was the guy who can poo on demand He went through his whole life thinking it was normal. He could just lay a lay a little stack of turd But no everyone can just poo on demand. If I said to you poo right now, you couldn't know I couldn't I really couldn't I could not do that like I I For a long time I couldn't poop in a public restroom. I never could do that. I only pooped at home long time I couldn't poop in a public restroom. I never could do that. I only pooped at home. I find that super-santimal. For a way later in life, like it took me like, well it's the tail of my 20s, I couldn't poop in public.

It's a different class of poop. Like a poo I do in an airport totally different to a normal poo. Go ahead. What about a poo on an airplane? I've never pooped on an airplane. Never. Never. I've thrown an up on a plane. Why can't you poop on a plane?

Wait, why'd you throw up on a plane? I know, I just didn't feel well. Really? So I threw up. Wasn't like, for motion sickness? No. But you were hung over? What? I think so.

I came up with the last time I threw up out of both sickness. It was always just like the last 20 years. I was like, I sound like a problem. What's up? We're trying to hand full of times, like in the last 20 years, I've thrown up poison by some prick in Australia with a bit of bad steak. That sounds great.

We're talking about me. I don't remember that. You know who did it? You remember the first day when I was in Australia and there was that little event and then someone cooked me some steak. Oh, that's right. I do remember that.

And you were fuckin' miserable. We were like, it sounds like it's malicious. Like, I was from a while ago. With a skull on it with steam coming out of it. We got there a little late to like a fan event and everybody else was hammered and hammered people were cooking us meat Oh, no, and I can I can pretty much eat anything and I'm okay

Gavin was green around the gills dude. He was he was pretty We Katie actually came back on a flight to Vegas and the woman next to us was throwing up That was rough in the sea. Yeah, like I mean she had a bag It was nothing and not only that, but she was coming in from Seattle, like Vegas was her stopover. It's not like she was partying in Vegas and got, you know, too much, but that bag is your best friend if you're sick next that person because it keeps the puke off of you. It's more possible, but at least there is some volume of puke going in the bag and not on your fucking lap. I don't want to see next to somebody. Yeah, it's like it was

bad. I mean, I say saying, if you take this big, it's like, you can do a stuff too. So you can hear it hit the back. It's like a wax paper kind of way or something. I don't like how close I am to people on a plane anyway, but that shudder when they're like, hey! I'm just like,

I could do it. Something about the smell of vomit. That's what sets me off. Like, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna people like Gavin's already going over here. I mean, even the topic of throwing up makes Go for I was gonna always get a transition into the RT Dartsy life with Michael throwing up probably it was the one from we did from extra life where he ate all the hot cakes

I want to get lava cake excuse me and then through whoever did the editing on that was it was really Blame here's a clip through watching. Oh my God. He looks so terrible. No. Reddit is part of it. I love that. Throwing off rainbows in Toilet. You should watch. Even the little spit is a little rainbow.

And then he throws a unicorn. I like this, but like the bowl is isn't always covered. That's the gross thing. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's crying. It's so gross. And him, yeah, him, uh, him vomiting is just him yelling at the toilet. He's yelling through the liquid. It's just like, oh, he's yelling. He's yelling. He's yelling food at the toilet. I've got some other cakes to rage quit him. I've got some behind the scenes stuff from immersion when we're in Atlanta,

after the car stuff. It was after we cut, and it's just Michael at round the back just yelling into a pink. He was done after that. Yeah, I don't know. He was a misery. Yeah, the rest of that day. He was like out, you know, some people might think that it was fake. Your stage like no, he was done after that. He was like laid out.

He was flat out on his back. He wasn't the only one. Barb lost it too. She was, she they were both pretty miserable. I was really sick out on his back. He wasn't the only one barb lost it to she was she was she they were both pretty miserable I wasn't really sick out there as well. I remember being like the craft services like taking every piece of medicine I could really and then like whenever we went to film I'd like stand up and try to act here getting this like well I was rolling ever I had a really bad. Remember that's why I sneezed out the thing and I was showing everyone I was like

He's like a giant limbo giant What's wrong with you? That's terrible No, I don't I don't I don't I'm gonna put it on that TV. Yeah, I want to see it You got dehydrated or something right? Apparently she was fine Oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry. I think about the roller coaster day. Dad's a Marvel lost her shit Yeah, we were not a travel channel show can we talk about that? day. Dad's gonna be out there all fucking day ride the roller coaster and I was like hell yeah, let's do this and I knew that you guys are gonna be after all fucking day riding

The roller coaster sure enough. I left it like you know, I was like all right. I rode in the roller coaster four times see you guys and You guys rode what it's probably about ten times total. Oh my god I've been a misery man. It was fun. It was a lot of fun to do. I mean, I love roller coaster So I'll do that all day. Yeah, you were like a perfect fit. It was great But yeah, Joel was with me because it was Joel and I sitting together in the front seat and yeah, it was Joel was pretty miserable. I have the second time we did it and I think everyone else is pretty tired after the third or fourth time. So, but I was, I was ready to do it. It was fun.

We had one point they had a quadcopter with a camera on it that it followed us up the ramp and then went down with us as we went down the actual like punch drop it was crazy it was because it was like six feet away from us it was but it was like right there with us as we went down so that was really cool that's pretty close I guess I always thought that maybe they had like some kind of rigging set up on the roller coaster for that kind of thing but yeah because they shot it like we they they first go pro up the whole car you know so it's like there's go pros all over the place they even had one like mounted out beyond the front of the car, so they could like get back at you. And then, so we did that three or four times,

and then at one point we had to, uh, there goes, yeah. Oh my God. Gets, Gus just put up on a previous shot of this thing. That's it, you caught that out of his nose. That was like a pee, that was cute. That was that, the immersion shoot. Wow.

Good, lower. Is Gaben actually throwing up? a P that was huge that was that the immersion shoot wow good lower I think he's got it actually throwing up that fucking terrible you've got to have that I didn't put that mystery on purpose that was clearly for Gavin I was just I was just looking at TV and it came up for rest yeah it just came up for guys too oh well I don't know what I was saying oh that so they they we did like four times all the go pros. And then they would like go to different locations and shoot the coaster from like a wide,

or from like, you know, from the ground. And so they would, you know, set up the shot and then we get on and they get us from different angles and stuff. So we do like two free shows of those setups as well. So every time you got on, was it like, with different people in the rest of the roller coaster? Or was it just you guys on there?

So what they did was they had like a, you know, come experience a new coaster and be an extra on a TV show thing. So all these people got there like seven in the rest of the roller coaster or was it just you guys? So what they did was they had like a you know come experience a new coaster and be an extra on a TV show thing So all these people got there like seven in the morning to get in line and then like as they would you know as they would do It they would do a shot and then we'd be on the front and so they just fill up the back We go out and they'd empty it and then this like in the next group would rotate in and so they kind of just keep so basically Like for coaster enthusiasts They just want to ride it over and over and over again And so we actually kind of one point so basically it was like for coaster enthusiasts, they just wanted to ride it over and over and over again. And so we actually kind of one point where it was this man and his daughter,

they were waiting to go in the front row. And so like they were letting people take any seat like when we weren't shooting, but they were, it was us, it was supposed to be a shot of us actually being in the front. So they were like, okay, this could be a, you know, a talent take or whatever they called it. And so we get there and this guy and his daughter were already sitting in the front row. And I'm looking at the PA like, um, so we're supposed to sit there and the guys kind of looked at me like yeah, what are you gonna do and I'm like? So I am like sorry We're filming this and for continuity we have to be there and he's like well, we've been waiting for a while

And I'm like looking at this PA like Do your job, bro? And he's kind of stared back at me and I'm like I finally had to convince this guy like okay, we have to do this But you can ride the next one one It was just it was a nightmare. That's surely the equivalent of being on a movie and you're just stood in between Brad Pitt and the leading And then like we're trying to film the shot and I'll be like wow I was I've been waiting I've been here since lunch This is where I'm standing Get out of the shot in here. I was like yeah, we've been waiting a long time. I was your first. I'm sorry The guys are great like you know the situation you

I was I must have been going. I was a little bit of a Stranglin I don't know why not how was his daughter? She's she's I didn't release I'll find but I mean filming it's good. Oh no. It was really really fun the whole day was pretty you sound like the biggest couple of bricks That I mean I get what you say you want to be good I understand it's a production and you're supposed to be shooting and it makes no sense why this guy wouldn't understand that yeah but at the same time you're a dude kicking off like guy and his daughter off of a roller well imagine the cut that's like all around the corner on the bed and Joel

is now an eight year old girl yeah I'm saying the make it he says stupid it wasn't my head yeah and because I mean literally it was just us and the PA and the PA had a walkie now an eight year old girl. No, I was thinking, they're making a decent stupid. It wasn't my head. Yeah. And because, I mean, literally it was just us and the PA, and the PA had a walkie who was like the set or the crew was all, you know, down with the wide shot. And so they'd radio in and be like, okay, now we put the talent on, and so we get up and they're like, all right, that's not us. Anyway. But until you absolutely should have just said, okay, and let them run the whole roller

coaster. And they would have been in that PA. What the fuck is going on with you? We just said this and let him run the whole rollercoaster and they would have been in that p.a What the fuck is your point of view we just said this Take care of this dumbass, but man it was it was pretty cool It was need to be like part of a production like that too like something completely where it was like We didn't have anything to do with it aside from being there and just being on camera. So that was kind of cool I have a fun We've I've had a few opportunities to do that now because I reached your teeth

I always like I mean, I feel like the two seasons we've done with the gauntlet have been like that for me. I don't... Everything's already taken care of. I just show up and they're like, stand here, play this game. All right, you're done. Yeah, that's great. It's such a relief. I was like, oh, that's all I'm responsible for. Great, okay.

Even the podcast has gotten like that now. I pretty much walk over getting makeup, sit down, I'm good to go. Thanks guys. Good job podcast. Congratulations, you won a trophy. Yeah, we want another podcast award last night Yeah, right here. Oh, where'd it go? Oh right over there next to that one. Oh, we already got it. No, that's last year Oh, I like the way there's face in the wrong way behind the bottom of gum. It used to be your idea Okay, every since I got my little side table things have been rearranged a little bit. We'll bring it right back out

Okay, but best gaming podcast best gaming podcast so the I believe we recategorized after the Like the nomination period. Okay, so and the patch started after the nomination period I think it had to be like in effect January 1st 2013. Okay, so hopefully next year will be moved this podcast We move to general category and the patch will be in we know some people in general category that could be fun. We'll see We'll destroy them But yeah, so yeah, it's it's really cool. I guess this is like as far as I know it's really the only Awards that are handed out to

Podcast producers. How do we know promote that stuff though guys? I don't know. We're bad. We're all done by voting We're bad at promotion We're very fortunate that people voted for us without us ever promoting it or did we? No, we didn't I think we promoted it once last year someone texted me to tell me that we won and I can I Texted Gus to congratulate him because I thought he was there at the event in Las Vegas last night is like that's today and he had gone Who accepted the award on our behalf? I don't know. I probably worked that out. I got next time. I got to figure that out. My bad. Sorry. It's some dude in his eight-year-old daughter. We've been here since the last

day. We've been here all day. We've been here since the last day. And also the mic going. I don't know what's up. Whatever, let's go. And also, I guess the IWTV awards are coming up. When is that? Is that tomorrow? So yeah, I'll be in Las Vegas tomorrow for, we're nominated for two awards for the gauntlet season two. No word for simple walk into mortar and then one for Ruby as well for best animation. That's cool.

Really, we had a tough choice. We decided to not submit Red versus Blue this year just because Ruby and Red versus Blue would both be animated. If we were nominated, it just seemed like, it's okay, I'll see you, we're gonna think ahead. No, if you have two shows against each other,

well, that's like when an actor gets nominated for supporting actor in two movies in the same year. And you almost never win at all. It's still pretty cool though. It's like, no, it's, I mean, I'm not saying for sure we would have nominated either. But, you know, it's like we was at Tubes Edition, but so we nominated Best Animation, Ruby. I think Mordor ended up in a documentary series.

It's always going to end up in very educational. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's about middle-earth. I feel like next year we should start submitting the podcast for that as well. What do you mean for like There's a hosted category. Yeah live hosted stuff sure was we do that every fucking week. I'm my life host your live host Hey, I don't know. I don't know how they would react to a podcast being in a web series. It's a talk show Yeah, so web talk show people do that right? So we're doing it. They go guys the ro a talk show. Yeah. It's a web talk show. People do that right? It's a re-name it.

There you go, guys. The rooster talk show. Actually, it's called drunk talk. Drunk talk. Getting drunk talk. Getting drunk. With us was drunk. So I have a question about, it's related to poo.

Hello, go ahead. But do you know how to use those toilet seat covers at airports and the automated toilets? Oh god. Okay. With the ones in Chicago? We're talking about the ones that have like the spitted out and automatically rotate around. It's like you take out a toilet see cover and it's kind of attached to the ring. You have to push it out. Oh right. Oh yeah. So it's this setup involved. So you take the thing out and

it's like I don't want to sit my ass on the actual nasty toilet. So you break this seal on the side of the front and the thing and then the middle bit hangs down. This is more involved than I remember but go ahead. You have to place it perfectly on the seat. So it's not like crease or anything. And then you go and sit down and the sense of things you've left and it flushes it as you sit down and sucks the whole thing down. You end up just sat on the toilet.

How do you do that without that happening? Have you done the way I do it? I lick it and stick it to my face. I'm sorry. I'm just going to try to Gavin, that's what I do. I was gonna try to convince him. It's no way. Yeah.

Every time that it's just like, I've got everything in place. And then I'm like, then I sit down as quick as I can. Because it gets sucked away. I hate those automated toilets. I feel like they always go off sometimes. I feel like they're on a timer sometimes. It's like you're sitting there. And you've got an ass splash the toilet water. I

Awesome This I'm an adult and I've got shit water on my butt. I usually I'm on my phone So I like I lean forward and then it thinks that I left or why isn't the range on that? Two feet. Why is it like that two inches that you move forward? Why isn't it the door if you can see the door, it should flush. Or this should be like a QR code on the door. If you can see the QR code on the door, flush. You should have a phone and an iPhone app now.

And just connect flush to 7274. That's right. Exactly, they make a phone number. It's all in the phone number. Every toilet would have poed it, because no one would send the money flush to get away. That is where this would be randomly flushing from someone who's not actually on the I'll tell you when actually didn't say a Francisco and I would go visit her

I saw the app on my phone you can pay your parking meter with your iPhone right whoa that is cool Fucking awesome and when you're at dinner it goes hey your parking meters up in ten minutes Do you want to extend it? Oh, that's bad. Yeah, and you can extend it another 30 minutes before you hit your limit the first time I ever went to Australia in 04 I was so amazed that they had parking meters there that you could just text a phone number and it would automatically pay for your parking Yeah, okay, it was it would just debit out of your cell phone account That's cool. You put your car was we probably sound like cavemen to everyone who actually has this technology everywhere else in the world Awesome. Just got a new system and it's a stupid system ever It's not like cavemen to everyone who actually has this technology everywhere else in the world. Austin just got a new system and it's a stupid system ever. It's fine.

It's not the stupid system. It's fine. Why? It's fine. Now the system is you park your car, you walk down the block until you find the machine that runs your like lane of parking lots more than 50. Yeah, I was going to say down the block by the way is 50 feet most. Then you swipe

your credit card in the slowest responding machine that I've ever used in my life. You swipe that thing and you sit there you have no idea what's going on. It's give you any prompts. You hit a green button. It says processing and then you hit a red button and then you get this thing. He is right. It takes forever. Then you gotta walk back to your car, open your thing, stick this sticker to the front of your wheel. That's your technology. And walk it away. Brand new, just came out. You described every parking space in England, just that.

Way used to go up to Michigan. So it goes to the future? It's pan displays, like 30 years old. It's exactly what it is. Yeah, we just got that, like, you just go up pan display. The day before yesterday. What was it for?

We got two years ago. Two years ago, we got two years. The coins. That was. They were telling my great idea. Mail, if I was ever homeless, my idea for how I would make money How's that? So there's a few areas still downtown where they still only have this parking meters that Only except coins and I got this idea because one day I went up in a park to one's like I have no coins

So if I'm a homeless dude just sit there with a sign that says I will make change for your for your bills Yeah, and then it's like someone comes up with a buck you like I'll give you 75 cents for that dollar. You're going to hurry fine. And if you're a homeless guy you just go and you pay other homeless people for their change. Like I'll give you you know 75 cents for that dollar bill. You see what I'm saying? You get the change from the other homeless people and you make profit on them. And you come around and you sell that change to none homeless people and you make a profit on them. You are so this is the happiest I've ever seen in my life. You are excited about the prospect of being homeless. If I'm ever on the streets, I'm coming back. You just started to play.

Yeah, and then you could like farm it out and have other people doing it. Yeah, I'm really, you're coming back 50 cents every 45 minutes. That's an Austin parking. Paid, what's it, Paid Park, is that what we call it? Look, there's a parking meter right there and they've covered it like it's dead.

That's probably right when they first've covered it like it's dead That's probably right when they first rolled it out. That's probably one of the results. Have you seen the new bikes they have downtown now? Yeah, yeah, the rental bikes the rent of bikes program. Yeah, but you have to walk all the way down the block to get them So I You don't have to walk that far so we were downtown the other day and like I saw them I was like, oh, I want to check this thing out and it was like first 30 minutes free I'm like, oh, that's pretty cool Like you can just rent it out for 30 minutes Then it's like $4 every half hour after that. It's like it's like a 30 minute bike ride

But these are all over the city so you can park it get a new one get another 30 minutes for free Then I realize you have to spend eight dollars every 24 hours to get a pass to then use it for the 30 minutes free So it's basically eight bucks to just to have access to the bikes I'm not gonna let you have it if you run over it. Well, I mean, I don't know. Maybe it's not. Well, no, no, you have to put your, I think you need credit card to, like, put it in your name or like an idea. So then for $8 gets you 30 free minutes a day. And then you pay after that? Well, no, it's, it's $8 gets you the first 30 minutes you use it free. And then it's $4 every half hour after that. But what you can do is, like, use

it for half an hour, but park it somewhere. Then like a reset it and then, like $4 every half hour after that. What you can do is use it for half an hour, but park it somewhere, then reset it, and then scan it again and get another 30 minutes free. So $8 a day gets you unlimited 30 minute increments of bike ride. Yes. Sounds like a hassle. Yeah, I can't. I'm like, you know, you should get in the way.

Get the car to go. It's way better. Yeah, I think I might have to try that. People see, they raise their rates within your year. People seem really upset by that. But it seems like a very tiny increment that they, you pay the minute each car you rent by the minute others are in a bike Yeah, this one's they have that home Like the future right there one in here

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They haven't even got it yet. They said it approach last year, wasn't it? It was April 1st, I think, somewhere around there. Hey, speaking to go, Daddy. What? Should I bring this up? I don't know if it should bring this up or not. So we, one of the things we used to do all the time back in the days, we would register

domain names constantly. Whenever we had an idea, we'd register the domain name for it first, and we'd do that all the time, Gus. You and I collectively probably owned about 60 or 70 domain names constantly whenever we had an idea we'd rather show the domain name for it first and we do that all the time Gus right you and I collectively probably owned about 60 or 70 domain names probably Jeff probably come by that still happens cross-eyed sluts dot com we don't know that well sometimes I own presidential sluts dot com what I remember I think we probably did after while we did what what gays name kill straight no, no straight snake kills gave double lord.com. We owned a lot of them a lot and Vine just rolled out

vanity URLs Like Facebook did and it always kills me when people just immediately go and grab One of our you know domain names basically they they like register like vine.com slash ruchitith. This is some dude. You know, like going, hey, what's up, y'all? Girls be like, whatever the fuck people do, who the fuck knows? Get out.

I hate that. And then if you go to like Facebook.com, so it's red versus blue, it's like some guy's account that he hasn't updated in 10 years. I remember the vine, when in particular, that person emailed us, was like, hey, I just wanted to let you guys know I run the official ruchitith vine. I remember the vine when in particular, that person emailed us, like, hey, I just wanted to let you guys know I run the official Richities vine. I was like, let me know if that's not cool.

Yeah, not cool. Yeah, great. Have fun with that dude. I just heard you have my wife, someone who went on to do that. I wouldn't register like, no, basically, oh, we got the reverse blue one. I stand corrected. But I remember somebody for a long time had that one. I mean, if it's a registered trademark

You can always go like hey, this our registered trademark. We can you know can we get this from you and usually other companies will work with you on that But I don't actually want people want to do that Bat mean cyber squatting mechanism was a lucrative business so we've had friends make a lot of money doing that like Gus didn't you have final fantasy X I I I don't remember X I I I You have Final Fantasy XII.com or something. XII.com. Yeah, so I mean, like, why'd you do that? Because you want to make money off of it, right?

Maybe. Maybe I was going to run a fan site. You don't know. Don't judge me. But when you then contacted people who actually have that or just was to sit around waiting for them to contact you. I don't know. I sat around.

I didn't do anything with it, but I didn't put anything on it. It was just a paper that didn't respond. Yeah. Oh, this reminds me of investments. So we know a guy who bought repactylists a billion times. We know a guy who bought paintball.com and then sold it for like a ridiculous markup. Somebody posted the other day Joel's advice about Bitcoin Bitcoin. Bitcoin. Bitcoin. Bitcoin. That on the June of 2011, he was talking about Bitcoin and like explaining it. We were asking a bunch of questions about it. I guess the bottom line is don't buy Bitcoin.

I figured out if at that moment, if when you heard Joel say don't buy Bitcoin, if the first thing you did was go out and buy Bitcoin, you would have a 50, 700% return on your investment today. So does that mean if you invested a dollar, you had a $5,700 in Bitcoin, you'd have $5,700? You'd have $57.57 on your investment. So if you invested a $1,000, you would have $57,000. That being said, when he talked about gold and he was freaking out about gold, it tripled in value since then. Not 57 times 57 but still I mean like he's been right some

Saying by Bitcoin but any stretch of the imagine that's right now. Well, not have to know that I said that no It's over man. Yeah, it's about the other virtual currency the Kanye West one There's a Kanye West. There's guys going. I think it's going to be a West going to the US. And it's real. It's like, he's spending his damn other celebrities have tried to do this kind of thing. Before Dutch remember, we'll be Goldberg was in the 90s was involved with that company called beans. It was like, it was going to be like a competitor to PayPal for like online payment system.

You know, pay, it's been a domain. Remember what PayPal's original domain name was? X.com. X.com. Why do they get rid of that? You can still use it. If you go to X.com, they'll take you to PayPal. It takes you to PayPal. I think we've had this conversation before. PayPal just sounds more legitimate. It's like, where's your money? How do you want to send me money? How about X.com? You get a wink. X.com. No, it's just an eBay Incorporated Company X.comers and is eBay's own is Elon's payout Elon Musk is SpaceX, right?

No, the SpaceX is Virgin. It's that's Richard the bad. No, that's that's a Virgin Galactic. Oh, okay SpaceX I'm pretty sure is Elon Musk that guy likes to let her X then I guess so That's conspiracy theories everything's lining up Something so means CES is going on this week like still at our ex-send I guess so. That's conspiracy theories, everything's lining up. It means something. So, CES is going on this week. I thought you were gonna go. I thought you were going to CES in NAB. No.

No, NAB's in April. Oh. So I feel like every year around this time, you start to hear about like all these you consumer electronic things, you were like, oh, it's not the few, so I'm gonna get sidetracked already. Okay. Why is it when people are like oh the future's not here yet I don't have my jet pack. Why is it jet packs or the first thing people go to when they're like oh the future's not here Because I don't have my fucking jet pack. Do you look do you know this thing that's in my fucking hand?

We live in the goddamn future. I'm just flying cars were that but basically it's it's all the All the possible thing from that to the other board is the new one now that but basically it's it's all the all the possible thing from that to the It's fun. The board is the new one now that I appear in about it's funny the transportation is like that's the future Like everyone's like the transportation like making transportation easier is gonna be that's the future But it's like we we can literally tap into the world's collective knowledge and the palm of our hands like it's with us at all times now We got a good kind of our future who used to work in Microsoft He put it sit put out something funny on Twitter the other day, which was I guess what quote from one of his friends who said,

we have a device that we can hold in our hands that gives us instant access to the collective accumulation of human knowledge. And we make fun of each other for looking at it too much. You know, it's like we're embarrassed to use this thing in public because it makes us look like we're just. If you were sat in a pub with a giant encyclopedia read it through it. You'd still be a prank wouldn't you be okay? Do people ever actually like read through an encyclopedia? No one looks at Wikipedia like article by article like

Hard bar I do think it's right. It's like it's like you grew up in a Charles Dickens novel. It's like I imagine with a huge tome like Back to see yes, so everyone's always like what's the next big thing what's coming out seems like the past couple of years It's been 4k giant 4k TVs, you know new methods of putting Wi-Fi in your goddamn toaster or whatever. But today, during the Samsung keynote, Michael Bay had like the ultimate technology snafu, totally derailed, you know, his presentation. Which I think was really understandable. You're doing a live presentation, especially like a keynote like that. Super stressful.

You got to be really nervous. It's definitely not specialty. He's Michael Bayes a director, right? He's not a presenter and so he gets up on stage starts going through his script Then I get he says like my telepropters out of sync I guess like it wasn't displayed what it should have been and he just like totally lost his train of thought Freaked out and just walk off stage. Yeah, it was incredibly awkward and it was very painful. Yeah, I think like the like the the presenter who was there with them, I think tried to like kind of jumpstart the presentation, like started trying to ask him questions to like get to the talking points, but you're like, well, once you've derailed, it's like, I didn't want to say that. He's yelling at hundreds of people. Yeah, I mean like

something there's something more to this like there's something either like on set. He's in his element though. He's not like talking about a goddamn Samsung TV That's curved why curved TVs. What the fuck is the point of that? They say they're not have glare, but I've seen many curved services that have reflections in glare Supposed to glare in the middle man. What a match entire jobs In visual effects was to add in the glare on Racers visors in that in that so vessel in driving movie because their visors didn't exist in the glare on racers' visors in that in that sovetsal and driving movie because their visors didn't exist in the shots so they put in the visors and the man had to put

in the reflections it's like wow it's not curve services have reflections in glare yeah I don't know why they don't think I have inwards I think there has to be more of this Michael Bay thing like he I mean he walked out and looked like someone was wrong immediately like he had something else on his mind or something and then Maybe he had a like he was hearing something like maybe they had audio going to and his fucks with his head or something But I don't know like I've been in public situation I've been in situations where you kind of like kind of freak out a little bit But I don't know there's more to it than that and like for someone he's got to be used to hundreds of people watching him

Ready for a key to a shot that's in his element, you know I him ready for a kill. That's in his element. You know, I don't know a comparable example. I'll do a panel at, you know, an event. I can talk in front of, you know, a bunch of people. You put me as a director on a movie set. I'm going to freak out. I don't know what I'm doing. Explosions. Yeah, he like, go now. I don't know. On the set, he's in his element, you know, when giving a live presentation, he made a bug about curved goddamn Samsung TV that no one gives a shit about, not his element. He made a blog about it. What did he say? Michael Bay, this is from Deadline New York, Deadline.com. Michael Bay has taken to his blog to talk about walking off stage during a Samsung presentation at the CES

Confab today in Las Vegas. Quote, wow, I just embarrassed myself at CES. I was about to speak for Samsung for this awesome curved 105 inch UHD TV. I rarely lend my name to any products, but this one is just stellar. I got so excited to talk that I skipped over the exec VPs intro line, and then the teleprompter got lost. Then the promter went up and down, and then I walked off.

I guess live shows aren't my thing, but I'm doing a special curved screen experience with Samsung and Transform 4 footage that'll be traveling around the world. You use promo code Gus. That's totally contractual obligation there. Yeah. I like it. I like it. I don't think it was just up front about it. He was like, whoa, that didn't go up. You have to do that, right? Yeah, it's like, yeah, well, that was I was shitty at that. He didn't make up a story like I saw a mouse like this is find out where he was going. I could see you saying that people was buying it be like well okay I can actually Gavin seeing a mouse and then leaving the stage to see

what it's like it's not a excuse. It's like a legitimate thing that happened. It's like in a writer Rooster Teeth has like make sure the event has no mice. Don't shake any keys when Gavin's what happened. It's like in a writer, Rupert Keith has, is like, make sure the event has no mice. No one's gonna be on the show. He's not having a chance. Don't shake any keys when Gavin's on stage. Did you see that video of that reporter who was doing an interview with some people about cross-country skiing?

And she was on skis. They cut to her, it's a live interview. They cut to her. She starts interviewing someone and then passes out and falls backwards. And he's one of those awesome back-to-back pass-outs you were. It doesn't happen immediately. It happens over the course of like seven seconds. And then I guess the camera, they don't have time to cut away. And then she comes back

to and sees the camera there. So she goes right back into the interview. She doesn't like squatting down the guys like helping her out. The weird thing is, he goes on with his part of the interview. Like the interview we eat. Why was she still holding the mic? Yeah, it just hits his talking points and everything. Yeah, come on down. We're going to have the festival for the rest of the weekend. It's not like, hey, maybe we should make sure that you're

like, oh, sorry, I was so sleep for a second. Yeah, she goes, whoops, I slipped and fell down. Sorry. It's like, no, you just fucking passed out. We watched him give three seconds of dialogue over the last 15 seconds. Did you see that compilation of news reporter fails for the year? I was like it was on red it was like it was a bunch of like TV reporter

No, that was amazing. It's in it's like 15 minutes and I watch I've watched it three times I remember I'm Clicking it. Yeah, it was gonna be really stupid. It's like oh, that was funny It's like watching next to it. That was funny. It's something about people trying to be professional And then just like something like fucking up and there's like, and either they roll with it or they just break. It's just like a live show with a curved Samsung TV. It breaks.

Sometimes you have to walk up stage. Hey, it's 105 inch UHD TV. Have you never been in a situation where you're in front of a huge group of people and then you realize I'm totally on my own at this point. Everything that we try to do is out the window and I just have to wing it at this point. I we try to do is out the window and we do I just have to wing it at this point. I mean we kind of I guess are used to that. Yeah, like I mean at this point

It isn't thing that you can develop over time where you know like we'll go to events like the Microsoft store and things I'll say hey just get up there and talk so you just sure I'll get up there and talk for like yeah three or four minutes But like if I was in high school and you said hey get up and talk for three or four minutes I'd be like I'm gonna fucking die. I'm gonna kill me. What broke you of your stage fright? Like they're there was practice. Yeah, just performing practice like I was in you know plays in high school and then in college I was on TV shows and eventually you just like just learn not to kind of give it shit You know just kind of go in with whatever feels natural. Yeah, I did when I was working in Disney World, that's what broke it for me. Because I spoke to 70 people for 22 minutes at a time every day for 10 hours straight.

And it's like, after you do that five times, like, all right, I'm good. I can do this. It doesn't matter how big it was. I mean, though when I was working there, I would do shows for five people up to 500 people. And it was the exact same show no matter what. So speech competitions when I was in high school. Really? Like they call it persuasive speaking. It's like where you pick a topic out of a

bowl. It's like current event thing. Then they give you 30 minutes to prepare. Then you have to give a seven minute presentation about the topic. That's crazy. So that that'll cure you of it in a fucking hurry. No kidding. Something I did recently where I was actually nervous. I can't now remember what that was. Was it sex? Was it one of your college speeches? No. Was it doing it recently? One of the college speeches you did? I don't think so.

I don't think so. I just don't know. I'm a Texas state recently. And I thought, yeah, I don't know. Anyway, I'll just go rack my brain and then it will be something that doesn't matter. But yeah, I think the thing that would really make me nervous now more than anything else, I think singing in front of a group of people,

I'm just don't think I'm a very good singer. And I just haven't done that enough or Get enough beer in me and I'll sing there was a point time when I remember when I made everybody the company do improv Yeah, I was rough when we were doing more. Yeah, I've action stuff. I don't think I would have done that I would have just been too uncomfortable. I gotta say everybody in the company stepped up So I'm gonna talk about doing it with the right. I could do it with the strangest easily No, I see that it was about doing it with the, I could do it with the strangers easily. No, that was me, that was my philosophy. I was like, I was terrified.

And I'd be up there with like Joel. And it's like, Joel's like, he's an actor. Like, he's an actual actor. And I'm like, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. And just kind of, at that point, he's going to say, all right, fuck it in this role with it. My motivation was I did not want to be the worst one. It was like, I want to be better than at least one or two other people.

We did six weeks of improv training. And I thought it would be a good skill for everybody to learn. I think it was valuable at the end of the day. I never told you guys, you know, my follow plan to that was? We were going to do a live show, right? Open Mike, everyone had to do five minutes of standup comedy. That I would not have done. That would have, that is, that is a huge challenge

to get up for the first time in your standup comedy. I don't know how anybody does that for the first time. Never. I don't know how they do that. I've never done it and I I've always wanted to ever since I saw that college you the prank cool thing where he gets everyone to not laugh Oh, I don't know because what you give him just die up there Horrible I forgot about that video that video is fucking amazing so where people who don't know it's like two guys who play pranks on each other It's streeters side L and a mere blooming. He's one half of Jake and a mirror. So Streeters was the one who was going up on stage to do an open mic stand up.

He's at home, his show. People arrive in a comedy. Yeah. And now got a huge show on Comedy Central, like Comedy Central. Is that what it's? Yeah. And then a mirror tells everyone on state, everyone in the crowd before he comes out, whatever you do, don't laugh at any of his jokes. Just nothing. Just get away. Here's people just go ahead. And just like people coughing. And then someone goes, you're fat.

And he's like, all right. And it works out really well. Yeah. When he finds the whole like, it's my mic working. Can you all hear me? It's one of the worst things you could ever watch. And then he walks off. And he has a lock on mid set.

What's the difference? He just gives up. They escalated that, like you wouldn't believe, though. Yeah. That prank who ended with Strea jumping out of a plane and being told that his parachute was broken. No, he pulled the string and it came off of his hand. Yeah, and the guy he stopped to, he was like, how much do you weigh?

And he's like, 20. I've never seen that one. Yeah, really? And the last one he did. And then, yeah, Mir had laid out a sign on the ground. 20 Never seen that one really like I'm here had laid out a sign on the ground so the guy like Eventually parachute landed on it. I'm in preparing for that video He was like so I came up with this idea and it turns out that nobody will do it like nobody will yeah Risc someone but if you give him a bunch of money That's what

That just cuts them in the plane. God there was yeah, they did the one where a streeter It was it was a baseball game was like a Yankees game and they had on the screen like during like one of the Intermission or in between in one of the endings it said, you know like like Like like Jane will you marry me your streetie bird and that was like his nickname for his girlfriend at the time and she turned to him and he's like No, I'm not I'm we're paid for it like a fake proposal screen. Yeah, then she slapped him and walked off my favorite was the one where they rig different like months At the the human giant one with Where they have to go out and It's got it's prank warts on consumer look. It's one of the best series that kind of let you play the history

Yeah, of the internet and you should absolutely watch it and the UN basketball one is great to the basketball one remember how it started the first prank war episode no it was a mirror was listening to streeters music and he would sing along and it's bugged the shit out of streeter so streeter pumped in some like he took some of the songs that he knew a mirror liked and spliced in porno audio and so a mirror was like singing along and then there's hard cuts to like porno audio and he's like didn't know what to do and so he kind of just like pretend you still see the song while listening and he was just they were filming the whole thing so.

It's been a prank I saw where I think some guys some guys put like a two-minute long audio clip of hardcore porn as the dude's window startup sound He's in the library He wins a rip in the batter the battery. Yeah, I mean at that point it's like you take your laptop and like to start smashing you to break it. Oh my god stop. God. How fucking embarrassing. That's a uniquely guy thing. Absolutely. Where you will just absolutely hardcore fuck with your friends and that's totally what you think goes when do that. I don't think girls play prank on each other. No, not not like that. Only behind their backs Yeah, is it that that might be a nice segue is it resolution time?

Yeah, why not let's do it. Oh yeah Yeah, sure so last week for people who didn't get a chance to watch or listen Bernie said that For this week, we all come up with resolutions for ourselves for the new year as well as coming up with a resolution for everybody else on the podcast. So I reminded everyone about it and hopefully everyone came prepared. I got mine. I did. So how should we do this? Should like, do you want me to read my own resolution? Which ones do you guys ever want to say their cells first? Right. Well, do you want, okay, we can do that. Yeah, like what you think

for yourself and then we'd be like, okay Who what is what is everyone's take for Gus and go go down? Okay? Do you want to start? You're in Bernie? You're on my start of mind starting your own buddy. Okay, for me my resolution is don't change a damn bit Can I change your happy with everything totally happy see that was kind of my last you might as maintain like I had a good upward trajectory and I maintained I'd had even better year, 2013 was awesome. So Gavin, I'm cool with that. This is for me. Yeah, what's your resolution for yourself? I got drivers license.

You're going to get a drivers license. Yeah, that's a good one. It's solid. No, should we do it? Should we go through everybody and then do our resolutions for them? Or should we go through? Why don't we hear every once in a while review? So okay, my resolution for this year is I want to direct a live action something

I don't care about what's like something live a point Sure, I'm a Brewster Seat wants to help produce it. Why not so gay point? Wow My my my my my resolution is always productivity based I'm a consultant for some reason. So burns? I went through a lot of different stuff. My resolution is always productivity-based. And so this year, mine is to focus on one thing time. Just be more focused in general, because I get so spread out on different things.

And I'm going to focus on one project at a time, see that project do all the way to the end before I start anything else. Because sometimes my project gets lost in the weeds because I'm like planning like 14 different ones at one time or something like that. Everyone had very nice resolution. I'm very proud of you guys. Yours is crap. Mine was crap. But I'm already perfect. I mean, how do you improve on perfect? You're the least perfect person I know. I'm the most perfect person, you know. All right. Now she's also yours. Right. So I'm just gonna refresh. Mine was don't change a damn bit. Don't change a damn bit.

So Gavin, what was your resolution that I should do? I think you should do more outside things for example when Sometimes it lunch I go over to Michael's place and we have lunch time swimming devs. I think you should get involved I've for the record I have asked to be invited to that and I've never been invited to that I have Repeatedly you maybe your resolution be, don't be a liar. I've asked. And I've been denied.

So fuck off. It's funny. Gavin said that because mine for you, yours was tough to think of. Because I knew you'd be something like, I'm perfect. What do you mean you change? Of course. Spawn.

I'm perfect. Even Jack knows it. Mine said mine for you was similar to Gavin. Do an outdoor activity with a group of people. That's like your, so just one for the whole year. I like it the bar said low, just do one activity this year. One activity with a group of you,

less two things that you do not like. I go to get together every now and then, does that count or do you mean like a physical activity? Come to the sky. Yeah, like like, like, like, like, like, like, say, like go out swimming. Yeah, I was really sick this week. Yeah, or yeah, or go, go, go carting with us or something.

Like do something. Okay. Yeah. I had two. I stuck between two. My first was for Gus was do a better job of pretending to be a human. That's my first. I really have to work on that one.

You have to study human behavior more and then, I'm better at it. I think emulating it. I'm better. You tweaked your part. Dude, when you interact with other people is it like a natural thing or is it like you just follow like a checklist it's like a flowchart it's like what is the proper flow of interaction like what

should I be saying like the hardest thing in the world for me honestly is like when someone's like how are you doing today and I'm like fine I can never bring myself to ask and how are you I can never bring myself to that I don't give a shit like I hate that I was asked question good I agree with you Yeah, and it's like I don't why was I asked that in the first place? Why do I have to respond with a question out of care about your empathy switch? So like a lot of like interaction it's like Flourishy and it just doesn't make sense to me. It's like why don't we just get down to the fucking point

You know what are we talking anyway? I give you my hamburger No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And you'll just keep with the same unhealthy terrible. That's very true. Just often maybe better about that So you need to go to a doctor for what doctors are really meant for which is what is your actual health state? D Alabama All right Gavin Gavin okay, so yeah, well, we're all very good. Thank you, everyone. Refresh us. What was your, uh, your resolution for yourself? Jett A drive is license. Get a driver's license. All right. My resolution for Gavin was B less narcissistic.

Oh, good one. Oh, minus good one. Mine for Gavin was learn how to drive slash good, a driver's license. Look at that. Fucking mailed it. There we go. My guess for Gavin, mine was actually projecting what he was going to say which was Gavin wants to be Less open with his private life on Twitter because his private life has suddenly On the internet has exploded

The last two months and I was gonna damn what about it that awesome, but you're gonna I five see you trying to contract a little bit I was reading this I was reading this weekend about you having a baby Damn what about it that awesome, but you're I five few time to contract a little bit. I Was reading this I was reading this weekend about you having a baby And I was like why am I reading like it was like you know first when you read something on the internet You're like this fucking idiot then you read three people you're like these fucking idiot friends Then you read like 40 people you're like all right. I got to look into this now. Yeah, I haven't had a fucking baby And before I go is absolutely mental He is pregnant and also my balls are smashed up anyway. There's no way I could have done it next So it was someone else

So I see I see Gavin is trying to Contract so that was my resolution then you're gonna try to be less open with your private life on Twitter So you know you're not the open with the private like not open it. Oh, so he's gonna return to October basically is what you're saying back Okay, you're fucking clamshell can't get anything out of you all right and you cut yourself jack all right So mine was I want to direct a live action something I got I've all like I'm a I'm a editing was my big thing When I was like in a one college and whatnot and I love doing live action stuff and I've kind of gotten away from that I do I will every week, but I want to do something narrative And I've kind of gotten away from that. I do I will every week, but I want to do something narrative.

Do you count I will is like directing a live action production? Kind of, yeah. We shoot live action video and I cut it together every week, so that's something. I guess I. So you don't have like a narrative thing? Yeah, yeah. Like a music video or a short or something like that. Would you also want to write it? Or do you want someone else to write it and you're just directed?

Either way, like I've got a friend of mine that I've been wanting to do a music video with for a while and Just hasn't happened. You didn't decide, maybe Well, actually actually something for RTX that we've talked about that we want to do. Yeah, that would incorporate some slumber on it. So you know, we when we when we used to do a lot of the film festival stuff like we would go to Sundance and like we'd hang out with all these Directors and filmmakers, you know, people making shorts from all over the world, and you know We you know we just always be hanging out with them

I would always feel like super inspired like I'm a piece of shit Like here is this guy who like made this thing and it's awesome I mean like and it's like it's super straightforward like why can't I do that? No, I can totally relate to that. We would go to South by Southwest like we get passes to go You can sit in the shittiest movie. I mean just like the worst terrible Lonely saddest movie ever. It would have like four people in there with you. And I'd go with Gavin, after we go, we should totally make a movie. I don't know what it is, with that experience.

It's really inspiring. But if we were, if we made a two hour video and people watched it, we would be like, this is a, this was a misery. This was the worst thing we've ever done. But something about being in a theater and watching it with like a group of people even if that's more people total There's something inspiring about it We did after every movie we went to its out by that There's also something about that whole festival thing like you submitted it people watch it

And they thought it was good enough to put in the festival to like show to other people It's like a validation thing. Yeah, so all right, so now now, well, that's all very uplifting. So now for the destruction part of the resolution. All right. Jack, sir, shave more. Okay. I'm actually going to haircut in a trim this week. See, it works. Mine would be to break routine more. Break routine more. I feel like you just you got married That's a fucking break from routine. I just feel like you just do the same stuff. Just do different stuff Don't go guarding this weekend. That was cool. Yeah, you just you've already done more You got married anyway go cut. Yeah, the best thing ever

Guys, oh you married Seven and a half years and you think getting married get you out of a routine seven and a half years. And you think getting married gets you out of a routine? No, I'm just saying, he's roasting routine. He spent years not being married. Yeah, there he is. Every day of his life, he didn't get married after that. And he was saying he applied routine to the one aspect of his life,

where he didn't ever see it. I don't know if you're saying marriage is not a routine. My stuff is, is that something that you do? That's the same every week. Like, as a place you go, or like, a thing you do that's the same the same every week. I kind of like go to the same restaurants and stuff like that Yeah, that would be it do different restaurants. All right. We'll try some new stuff mix it up Bernie I didn't go with the narrative filmmaking thing. I said Jack wants to be less fat Okay, now here's why I said that Jack is Jack had like the best year ever

Latcher like it's a way since it's like at the end of the year Think could you pick an MVP for the year and every fucking year? It's like harder and harder to do but Jack like obviously at the end of last year made like this hardcore push for like You know with extra life everything that went on with a team in hunter getting married Yeah, like the perfect year. It was a good idea even the RTX was like it was all a lot of good stuff stacked on top of each other And I don't know how many people know that we were talked about this before Jack and I when you started achieving her You and I had a weight loss contest. I talked out of 250. Yeah, Jack kicked my ass So bad in that weight loss contest that I had to stop like I got like I can't take this abuse We had to like a weekly goal. I think those some like that or we are it was you got paid per week

Like whoever won the week would get like 20 right we would weigh in every week and whoever lost like the biggest percentage would pay the other person 20 bucks Jack like decimated me every single week for like six weeks so I owe Jack a hundred twenty bucks I was like I just killed my resolve I can't do that I can't do that so and I saw a picture of you the other day where I think you've already started to lose weight where you were at the Go-Carding thing for your birthday. Yeah, and that was a good picture of you. Thank you. I think this is jacked you to get in shape Yeah, that's that was another one of the sort of my sub targets lose a little bit of weight So plus you're always at the you're at like a book end age to right? Yeah, I'm 32 right now

Okay, so you're close to it. I thought you were like right at 31 But uh 33 or 31, but yeah, that's always like a feeling of like uh, I don't lose me but it's only 30 of you know It's like it happened as a former bag I can or you know up back and forth Cool, all right. I'll take those all right good stuff everyone else was not more positive in me I'm feeling bad for being such a negative person Bernie Mine was to be more focused on projects and not like spread myself thin over a bunch of stuff and get by focusing on one thing and time get more stuff done. That's mine.

Mine I feel like is a subset break out of that. It was be better at responding to my emails. Okay. I've gotten good about that recently. You have gotten better. Yeah. Jack was there neck and neck with Bernie. All right.

And I was always perfect from day one. You are fast. You are surprisingly fast at responding to your email. I'm replying to your email right now guys What's it? He's bugged about whether or not you come on today's podcast? Yeah, which never got a reply. I almost never responded to it. I should not say that that would be bad So this is mine for Bernie yours for Bernie hold on one Okay, go ahead nice mine was gonna be why it's not gonna be it is be more impulsive

You Mine was gonna be why it's not gonna be it is be more impulsive You became wildly successful 2003 kind of time yeah, it took you 11 years to buy a nice car That is true. Yeah, I don't think it should have done it sooner Yeah, that's like you mean more impulsive financial ease that would be like You know, I should I should have a nice thing. I'm gonna buy it then buy it instead of weight Elevity isn't that buy it I listen. I make and Gus can attest to this I make any purchase probably over of thousand dollars. It takes me Four to six months to make at least at least yeah Ten thousand or more that's a year that you think about this car for multiple years. Yeah, yeah

I have the same thing I couldn't buy that monitor and not an iPhone. I had to get Michael to do it. Speaking of which, you have been talking about buying a car for years and years and you haven't done it either. You're going to buy that issue when you get your driver's license. Oh, and that's in mind. Yeah. That'd be the worst driver. The worst thing I could buy. I know what depreciates the fastest, right? would I do that because it's impulsive because you've You've said for years and you said you want this Yeah, but I'm not Bernie successful You know have your you know have a mortgage or anything like that. That is true

I've wait I don't have a mortgage because nobody would give me any money in this country You make an extra mark and you make like I can afford an answer Martin you can afford a house You know what? Where does that sounds is actually very true? Yeah, it's actually very true. Yeah, if you can get like that You can get into a lot of debris fast if you want to that might be a good way to do it That don't be like wait. I would not let you do any money. I'll be like look at this card. I have I love the dumbest day. I just made I So many more with your help me make more mistakes. I'm not a Alan put it right. I'm not a car person

And I always said I'm not a car person. I've driven a truck, like a pickup truck this entire time. And I had that blue truck that's an immersion. I drove that for eight years. It was a big deal when Rushi took off that I wasn't gonna change a lot of my lifestyle. I wasn't gonna make those mistakes, but then that cascaded into like nine years

of those decisions. And Alan put it right, because you always said you're not a car guy and you're right, because you bought a gadget you could drive, because that's basically what that car is. And I have anigas, you always said you're not a car guy and you're right because you bought a gadget you could drive Because that's basically what that car is and I have an electric car Tesla and it's just basically one big gadget and the key Club is great. That's like it. Do you have it on you? I do What's wrong with the key No, I have not seen this

He's annoyed the old the other Tesla drivers love it and they like chat together on that floor I like it. I want to say you're talking about Elon Musk earlier. I like it a lot. This is the key fob for a test. It's a little car. Oh my god, that's so stupid. Yeah, I'm a thirties. You can do it. So it is really dumb.

Put it in your bum. Let Ryan done. That's what it is. And I don't get it. I even looked online of like there's got to be a way to just model this on the bottom. There's got to be a way to strip out the figma jig in it, whatever it is, the RFID or whatever that the car identifies it. Like, hey, don't fuck with it.

And the, but the, you know, everyone in line loves it. They think it's the greatest feature. Is there a little spot you put it in when you drive? No, you don't even have to hit a start button. You literally just get in and go really yeah, it's really creepy and weird I'd say the coolest thing about the car is that it doesn't feel like it's like I've never It doesn't feel like a car like you you walk up to it and it like recognize you Which I think a lot of cars do now, but you get into it and then yeah There's no ignition or key or anything. You don't even hit a button to start it

You just put it in drive and drive away Put it in park and just walk away from it. The radio is playing and everything you just walk away And then the car goes oh he's gone. All right, it shuts down. Have you get far enough? He's sad Like I The handle's going flush with the muddy. It's like I only can put anybody then So I think it's only gonna be so many different combinations of key to card that you can have, right? Like, are you just gonna be to walk up to someone else's Tesla and get in maybe? I don't know.

And then see that about like, traditional keys as well. I bet there's more combinations to that than a traditional key. Yeah. What is the technology in that? It's like Tumblr. It's like, it just, in that or in a traditional way. Like, just in a wireless sort of... Oh, I don't know. Fucking... Some digest stuff. All right. What was your resolution for burning? So mine for Bernie I want Bernie to write a new RT short I

Would like to see an original script RT short for mr. Burns. Okay. I haven't written one of those a long time behind But I haven't written a short no long time. Oh, I don't you I wrote the Amazon one. Oh did you the drone one? Yeah, no, but I had no that one was like I wrote in like four minutes. Yeah, but I appreciate that I would like to I'm working on our some of our projects You're right. Yeah, you're right. Some interesting stuff Yeah, your your resolution for him is for him to do his job No, but I mean he's good like he said he was like he's kind of done out He's sort of transferred to all bunch of new stuff and that's something like I remember like the first two seasons of RT shorts

I thought were like amazing. I love that stuff. Those were a lot of fun. And like a lot of that stuff, I know you wrote a bunch of those like Mad and Joel wrote a bunch of those. The big one, I think is still one of my favorite videos on the internet. People are still saving face one. Asking how we did that. Oh my God. Like Gus with no eyebrows is the creepiest thing ever. What's the fucking pain in the ass. At some point, I've got to figure out a prosthetic forehead. And then it was like computer, like after effects to is the creepiest thing ever. What's the fucking pain in the ass? At some point, I've got a figure. It was a prosthetic forehead, and then it was like computer, like after effects to smooth it out.

Yeah, they tried to paint over his eyebrows with the effect. It literally took like two hours. How did they get the latex out of your eyebrows? Was that a nightmare? Oh, I bet. It sucked. Why, we were about to shave his eyebrows. And just for whatever reason, I think it was me.

But at the last minute, it was like like maybe we should look up shaving your eyebrows and then we looked up it takes six months for your eyebrows to grow back and we got we must would have fucking murdered us give us a stabo without eyebrows it just like wrong it's wrong it's really wrong you know I heard for the scene in the Matrix where Neo comes out of the pod when he's in the actual Matrix spoiler and he like comes out of the goop he's in the actual matrix spoiler and he like comes out of the goop that he he shed every bit of body hair he had for that scene. He was eyelashes. That was out of the matrix, wasn't it? When he comes out of the matrix.

Yeah, that's the real world. I thought he said he was in the matrix. He was in the matrix and came out. He made the matrix. Well, look, when he's in the pod with the go in the matrix, that's in the matrix. That is the matrix. The matrix is the the construction thing the or the the virtual reality place the matrix is the energy things they all sit in that's the matrix right and I got it right yes yeah yeah wait what look more for you says you can't be told what the matrix is you have to see it for yourself so they show them the pods with all the people and creating all the energy right that thing is the matrix so yeah well what you say

then I was saying that when canna reaves the actor was in the movie the matrix and he's in the goopy pod and he pops out of the goopy pod that for that scene you shed every bit of his body hair including his eyelashes. So did he pluck his eye? I don't know. That would be horrifying. I mean, you're like a pair of scissors. Like I hope I'm not cutting my legs. So it would be like if you got in a win in the win, you would just like, there would be no protection for your eyes anyway.

I know when C.K. on a research six months. Wait, if you had no eyebrows. That's what I've always wondered. Yeah, that's what made me think of the story glasses. I wish he's not a kid. Win months. Wait, if you had no eyebrows, that's what I've always wondered Yeah, I made me think of the story glasses eyelashes on Can't win Other I think they help like I hope like try the shit that's gonna sweat no less eyebrows do the sweat and it was like Biss of Goop and dust pluck pluck one of your eyes eyelashes out. I've like a breezy crash in one of my eyes Here, let me read this thing here

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I think food through the mail is probably the best invention of my lifetime That's like I really have enjoyed food to the main really fucking handy. Yeah, it used to be like back in They was like just pepper farm and that was it. That's all you get to the holostakes. Oh, my steak. There you go That even that was like a big hassle It's like So really delicious. It's really tasty. So did you see I leaned into my Literally leaned right in my Did you see over the weekend that boxy had an AMA on reddit?

I did there's a pause because I see Bernie's showing I'm waiting for him to answer so boxy reappeared in She's got a new web show and I think she's animal oldest news. I think it's what's called there we go. Yeah, it's some kind of animal thing So I guess like people recognize her You went to that show are you an animal person now now that you have dogs and you like your dogs? I'm a little dog person so you like you seek out like little dog entertainment What do you mean like I want to watch things about little dog? Would go here tell us my question would you go to a dog show no wow would you enter a dog would you enter a dog show no would you I'm asking you would you please that would be the greatest thing in my life if you had to like

go to a dog show and enter your dogs and print your dogs and then take them out on the thing you know the weird dog owner run where they're kind of like, dude, Gallop. That was the most fun part of Oswald. We just put up on the screen Gus's dog Oswald wearing a tie. So that's the thing that was. Where did this ensemble? That was the dog that was during the most recent, or during one of the recent animated adventures.

That was the dog that was crying in the middle of the night that I would wake up and take outside. But I would not wake up for my sick wife. So I threw a New Year's party. And so I might be a apology, but I get it fucked up. Oh, that's all good. Well, we've talked about it a second. Yeah.

But so we were shooting a fireworks in my backyard and having a good time. And like, we didn't know, like, I have a dog. She's almost barely in a shepherd about nine months old now. And she's never been around wild fireworks. And like, she ran into the living room and was like shaking terrified. And I was like, oh, Jesus.

Like, she's normally full of energy. And I'm like, oh, okay, I guess it's weird that she would react like that I've never like thunderstorm. She's been okay with but All right, whatever and then we were also dog sitting for a friend that dog was fine walking around You know having a good time, but we put them up from you know when people were there About maybe a couple hours into the party everyone's drinking having a good time and she's not fireworks and K. He runs outside and she's like hey, there a dog in the house I'm like yeah well okay and she's like no a dog wandered into the house so someone opened

the front door and a tiny little white dog walked into our house towards the fireworks and so we ended up having to like take it in and you know like hey what's up is there a part of here yeah of course the beer but uh yes we don't get in like cleaned up a little bit and we ended up taking it to the Austin Animal Center the next morning, but it was crazy. It was like, it was a straight dog. It was just wandering in my house. It was like, it was tiny little white dogs. What the, how did that go?

A tiny straight dog. Yeah. It was about this big, maybe about Yate. It was supposed to be 11 for New Year's. It didn't have like a collar or a collar. Didn't have a collar. No, no, no. We took it to the Austin Animal Center and there was no chipping it, but it had clearly

been out for at least a few weeks. Like it was scuffed up and had some issues. Where's the dog now? The dog is as far as I know, it's still with the Austin Animal Center. And so, an Austin is a no-kill city, which means 90% no-kill, but a dog like that is a small kind of,

it was a super friendly loving dog. And so, you know, We know to kill. They don't euthanize dogs. Well, they don't euthanize 90% of the dogs they take in. And so a lot of times when they are going to euthanize, or they're basically OK, we have to get rid of some animals. When they go to euthanize, a lot of places in Austin

will actually take those dogs in and try to rehabilitate them or give them away, like give them a better home. So like Austin pets alive. Like I got my dog through Austin pets alive. Which is like the image of a bunch of dogs getting gassed what are they doing in the UK with like street dogs I don't know I'm not a is that like a thing in the UK yeah yeah you can go and walk up and stuff you can go what you can go and walk a bunch of straight dogs if you want really yeah what does that mean like there's a street dog police yeah if you just feel like

going for a walk with a dog you can go and pick up a dog and walk it around and bring it back Austin Petsolive has jog a dog because they're right there on town Like so you can go basically check out a dog and go run around town like with a dog and if you pay it bucks You get the first thing you mean exactly Then you drop it off and run so in the you I'm you're saying it exists in awesome But in the UK you can go and like say I just want to go walk a dog Yeah for a bit of exercise. I've never heard of that.

And I guess they haven't. No, I think it's not that strange, but I've never heard of dog share or whatever that is. I don't know what you'd call it. What's more weird about that? It's like helping out the center of the shelters. Volunteering at the center. OK, that makes sense.

Yeah, I mean, the dog's in the exercise. So you can get exercise yourself and help a dog. Yeah, but there's a lot, you know, you know, homeless people in the bats. I'm not gonna help with that, you know, I mean, I mean, that's a specific job to do. It's like, I understand that people need things are like, there's a service to be provided, you know, but I just, it's not something that's like common place where I'm going to walk down there and go walk a dog. It's just something to do for free Something to do for free. I always thought about like wasn't there a Budweiser ad where it was like people are renting puppies

Yeah, and then like taking them around and picking up girls using puppies Genius Surprise that doesn't actually exist but anyway, my dog Benjamin Definitely like queues into like pretty girls like pretty girls walking down the street So I'm gonna like stop and just stare and sometimes like like staring ugly girl. Come on, dude But like he did only like my targets on on pretty girl man What which my better taste in that you can do better

Dog seats so the dog just looks at women and then you judge the women based You normally have good taste that's exactly what the story was Now imagine that you're a dog walking up to a girl and you're just being like seriously Bad dog Good out of here. I love dogs a racist as well. No, so Bernie you didn't screw up New Year I did a little I did a little bit so or Jack you didn't like I didn't know you were having a party But I shouldn't have been a party last year. Yeah, yeah, so I should assume you're having a party last year I was in Vegas with this guy with Gabo and

And so I was getting around with like we're like a week left and I was like well No, we should do anything so I started inviting people to a party in my house This is because I'm gonna Jack's probably this year again. I was like Jack's fuck. So I went and talked to you I go you're an apartment sure you go you're like yeah, I was like was like well for sure to invite people so I was like I just stopped inviting people basically Yeah, I open my mind up so it's pretty much But we had a few people come to mind and then go to yours or vice versa where they would go to yours and come over to mind You got you and I haven't caught I have been coughing a little bit because somebody at that party made my party made a lot of people fucking sick Yeah, oh really I've been fucking sick. Oh, week and I think I have to be on the podcast.

Oh, that sucks. What are you trying to say? Huh? What are you saying? I've not seen anything. I'm saying someone you know also got sick by this person. Whoever it was, you see, I'm not sick and I got an extra dog. And you got fireworks and I'm not sick.

And fireworks, yeah. That's like, I mean, I'm just at the bottom of the Austin City limit, so I'm pretty close to the line where they really don't care if you shoot stuff off So you made a dumb joke on Twitter that night that people kept fucking asking about oh Yeah, I'm really sorry about that too. Oh my god. Just stop. Oh, it's like well 10 and Gus and Esther came to the party and They said oh, we're leaving and I said well don't I go don't leave come on since no, no, we have to go back We had a reason I can't remember now. I can't remember now, because Michael and Lindsey stayed

all the way through to like, they were the last people to leave. Really? Yeah, let me make a recommendation. If you don't ever try to keep up with Michael and Lindsey, I'm just going to say that. That's it was like, I don't remember. They, I, you know, I can see defeat.

Let's put it that way. Yeah, they can parry a lot harder than I can. It was a fun night though, but I can't remember what we were talking about, but I said, I remember I said to you When you're leaving, I said don't leave and you said you had a reason you were gonna go and I said, okay, well It's not very cool if you're gonna leave, so I'm just gonna kick you out So I'm kicking you out for leaving and guys goes, all right, that makes perfect sense. Okay, kick it out for leaving then I said get out So I then I tweeted I just had to kick Gus and Esther out of a party. How embarrassing for them? How many of them? Everyone was like oh my god. What happened? You have to tell the story. You have to tell the story what happened? I was like

So sorry, you're where they start the new year. Just stop. I just you knew me at the fact. I'm not good at Twitter I'm not good at it. No no because every time I do something on Twitter, it turns into a three weeks of me reliving my own shitty joke, or my own comment. And it's just like people doing that. I didn't even want to try to stave it off. That just reminds people that I said that. And then it exacerbates itself. Oh, I know about stuff coming back from the past.

I hear you. That's what I'm talking about. No, that's like Twitter. You've got, I thought Gavin was like, like oh he has around a quarter of a million You've got like 350,000 now like you've almost doubled the amount of followers. I you know that YouTube videos in is like up to like 90 million views Crazy not crazy. You're not you're the last good shot of that video. Yeah so Yes, it's pretty cool. It's amazing just to think of the volume of some of those views. I don't know how many how big is

90 million people if they're all stood together? More than the population of Canada I think? 100 million in Canada, you know? 30 million? 33. It's like, oh that's it? Almost three times. That's crazy. I always think about it as well. Like that, that water balloon video that has 40 something million views, my video. In that video, my my brothers in it and I'm like introduce yourself and he's like I'm George because I made him call himself I told him introduce yourself as George and a lot of the idea that my brother has been alive all these years It's maybe like a thousand to two thousand people who know him by his real name, but 40 million people think he's called George And that is brilliant to me. He's like the peat the the people who know and buys real name is a fraction I don't know his real name. I don't know his real name. I know him is George

Yeah, his name is Johnny and the name is Johnny. His name is Johnny Between that video and the if you eat your own head video, it's like Everyone is George if you stick it up your bum will come on you know I don't know your sister's name, but I know your cat's name is not the name. It's not Lloyd. It's not Lloyd But I know his cat his cat is Lloyd I just leave it us who really know you from city right next to you I don't have that's this whole resolution. That's Bernie's resolution for him. Keep a private life private. So wait Good job with that. Yeah, Yeah, I try what what you said

Don't mean us is stick or don't be a narcissist what would your official definition of that? Like what is your definition of narcissistic? You think everything's about you Yeah, no no recollection of that at all Barbers barbers not tweeting photos from the New Year's party Oh, we were acting like spies. What are we doing? We were hiding we were hiding in in our coats. So you were doing that. We were, we mean while we were lighting up everything, we get our hands off. That's very American blowing so. He's got to keel out again. Oh no. No. Why? Let's have a. No, I get into his house. I'm cool with that. That's exactly right. Yeah. You nailed it. That's the best part about throwing a party is like you get a, you sleep 15 feet

away from where the party is and your bed Instead of like on the floor somewhere I still lost everything lost my phone I lost my stupid little hot wheels car I'm the thing for fucking day Well, I'm trying on the TV and you broke it. Yeah, I don't know what broke You know, and it makes me think like people go I say tweets on stuff or like people comment on things or Tumblr or whatever I'm like drunk Bernie or whatever drunk drunk Bernie this or drunk Bernie that.

I don't actually drink all that much. Like I guess like I've had like a beer and a half sitting here, and this is like the only day of the week that I ever drink. What are the other alternate resolutions I almost came up with for you? Yeah, drink more. Yeah, but when I drink, I'm like, there's a questionnaire and alcoholism. Like, do you drink to get drunk? I'm like, well yeah, that's why I don't just sit around drinking. I never do that

It's a waste of your body and money to drink and not get drunk right so like the two times we always talk I would always talk about it But we tend to talk about the two times a year. I get drunk because that's the only time I really actually do drink It's like I kind of go I'm gonna get drunk tonight and I set out to get drunk and I always go what I should have done't have done that. It's always a mistake. Yeah. I like drunk burning. I'm a huge fan. I don't remember you at all at the party. I wasn't memorable then. No I don't know what happened. I remember you said we drank to kill together and then I'm like okay. Yeah that rings a bell. That was when I had a my hand and I was saying goodbye to everyone. Yeah. That was it. I don't remember it. It was definitely there. I remember you.

I was there. I don't remember that. No was definitely there. I remember you. I was there. I don't remember that. No, I got kicked out. Yeah. You had to go. I think I left quite early. Did you? Well, you're in a long term, you're not long term, long distance relationship.

No, not in my, that's terrible. That's terrible what I just said. You're in a long distance relationship. I totally get that. It's like, when you guys can only see each other like once every two weeks or something like that That's you know You know, if you're fucking hanging out with a bunch of people that you see every day fuck that Especially you. Yeah, yeah, I don't want to hang out with you guys. Fuck that

No, we don't want to tell them you have to go out more hang out with people more often Yeah, so I'm so full get on the public. So you come and go. Okay When probably again this weekend I might if this cold path is which it should yeah the cold ends like tomorrow I think my cold my oh my my spine hurts does it like the left side of my spine and the left side of my leg I guess it's because my the harshest times with right hands and I just swing this way that that I've been paying it dude I was like so those cards I

mean they're smaller but like there's something like exhausting about driving them because we did we did three races total in our first two were like the in front of me and Alan behind you. I'm in the green, Alan's behind me. And yeah, it was dude. It's something about it. But it's so stressful, because you're going as fast as you can and you're really low to the ground and it feels like you're going faster. And then there's no power steering in those things. So you're actually cranking the wheel around and then it'll skip a little bit.

You kind of have to find out the rhythm of the car. And you also have a sock on one of like face mask socks and a giant helmet on and I was like you know panting like breathing because I was so exhausted. You don't realize until you've pulled in at the end how hard you've been gripping your hands. I had to peel my hands out. I was like ow ow. It's painful.

But also on one of the most severe turns I sneezed. Oh my god. And in that weird head sock you have to wear way not good. There's no effort to go. It was just like The bicycle because there's like you don't want stuff good in your eye It was the way you said that it made you sound like the the turn made you sneeze No, I just sneeze right before a turn But like the way that works like for us it was like a practice race and then we had a qualifier Which was a time trial thing so they kind of staggered everyone and it's what it you're basically racing against yourself

Your best time and then based on those times they then stagger you for the final race and it's a like a 16 lap Actual race where you know there's passing and you know whoever wins the race wins the whole thing and so I ended up coming in second And the pole position and Joel actually won and he was in first. So, but the way it had they had it lined up like he was in front of me, but I was behind him. But I had an edge on the first turn. So I'm good, thank you. And I made the first turn in front of him. And then I made the second turn and I turned left in front of him and he hit my back wheel and spun me around. So I was facing the wrong direction and watched everybody pass me. And I came went from last place and up to up to fifth place

But I couldn't catch them in the in the peloton up front you fuck you on your birthday Yeah, I'm my birthday my birthday race Joel Joel I remember seeing that was slightly further back. I think I started fifth Yeah, I just saw whatever the hell was going on there Pull it and the sensible thing would have been to hit the brakes because you know to hit stuff But then I remember just still flooring I was like that's probably a hole here. And I nipped in the tiniest gap between the wall and like, the front of you like this. I was just like, excuse me. Well, that's the thing. So you were, you started in fifth. Yeah. And you finished in fourth. Yeah. Which means basically my position,

I lost mind. You just stayed exactly where you were the whole rate. I was behind jaw. I couldn't pass it. Yeah. I ended up coming. I was in eighth place and I came from eighth place, like, hall bass. And I caught, I almost caught Gavin. Like I could eighth place and I came from eighth place like hall bass and I caught I almost caught Gavin Like I could see get like Gavin was within my eyesight and Yeah, so I came in fifth after being an eighth by mile. So who was in seventh and sixth that sucked so bad you were able to pass So Megan and Katie were in seventh or in sixth and seventh place and then I passed Adam Baird who is in He was in sixth place and, yeah, so there you go. So there's a photo from our event.

Joel came in a, Joel came in second and our friend Jeremy came in first, now is in third. So anyway, great in that photo, Jack. Thank you. Something about my fat lined up in a right way. I think it makes me pretty good. 2014, starting off great. So a lot of people share that birthday with you.

So we have that other friend who has the same birthday. And I felt like On Facebook everyone was wishing various people happy birthday also J.R.R. Tolkien J.R. Tolkien Mel Gibson and also I just found out Dan Harmon from community shares with me the showrunner for community We've talked about this before so this is like early spring doing it like early spring getting it all like March You can say any date and any date at all and you'll hear a billion people say it's their birthday because it's only 365 birthdays. I mean, that's all the real. Can I just say to everyone on Twitter,

I don't care if it's your birthday. I really don't. Gavin, this is not the same. Gavin doesn't care about birthdays. I don't care. I don't care about if it was your birthday. Well, it just wasn't about that. It's about example, but I don't care.

I don't, I don't care about it. What dates are important to you? Are anniversary's important? Like relationship? I do. Yes. Important. Do you know your anniversary for your current relationship? No, but it's someone that's right. I'll get it out. It's probably on Twitter. I just want to apologize. I just can buy the video to the bus there. Thanks for helping me keep my resolution. Sorry. So what video games you play? But anyway, if it's your birthday on Twitter and it'd be really cool if I applied to your tweet, I'm not going to. He's doing it right now by telling you he doesn't. I was on the people like, oh, it's my birthday. Will you you follow me? It's like no, I don't know who you are

Some people it's not gonna be a dick, but I really don't care about the birthday thing just everyone has one But do something that's amazing and then I'll follow you because of that you know I did I just have a birthday when I was in Utah I did I I decided I was gonna follow everyone who asked me to follow them because they had to tell me something important Yeah, every person you tweeted that to me. I said okay, and I follow them idea and I go what's up? Oh for 11 On important things I had to do yeah, yeah, you know a lot of those Yeah, I want to tell you something. I want to run something by you

Run away But yeah, I was it was like okay, I've did my strategy for their approaching that has been correct all along. Nice. Oh, that's good It's gonna get affirmation every now and then Gosh your birthday's coming up. Yeah, I'm sorry. You remember that Which we're all with you guys who cares what's it? Remember when you said we used to sing and have cake on birthdays It was the worst we had a fun birthday. We went with our friend birthday. We went down to this Place down in San Antonio big lose. We had a four and a half foot wide pizza. This thing was enormous. Probably should give pictures of the show. It was shockingly good. It's called big loose pizza. It's in San Antonio.

You can if you order a week in advance, you can get a six foot diameter pizza. Yeah, 72 inch pizza. Is that what you're put if? Yes. I actually was doing math making sure I got it right. They have four foot ones ready to go but for a six foot you need to order those. It takes an hour for the four foot ones. But the six foot one you got to go. Why do you have ordering a week in advance? Because you need a special table. No. Okay. But it's what if it's take out? They got to run the crane. I know. Put it in a box. Um, I guess with a six foot

pizza you couldn't get it through a door. Six foot pizza that would not fit in my blue truck because my bed is five and a half feet. I fit on it It would strap it to the top Technically it would fit on it. I think they have a pizza bag. I don't know how to do it See you guys grab it and I put it down the street with a giant pizza I think in the bag as a surprise to be nice today. I bought Blaine a Kelzone nice from Homeless that's sweet that fucking thing spilled grease everywhere I do one nice thing. I'm coming back. I'm stopping the red light. I look over. Oh that thing is filled with grease

And it's now all over the place. I want to talk about Blaine for a second Go ahead Blaine makes an appearance and I will be quite sure we did our were we did lads action music busted in I just like smashed up half the office just to be a knob and Michael wanted to whip out Blaine's body So he was wearing a leather jacket or a phrase that a little bit better Michael's like whip it out whip it out and then he takes jack off his shot and the niece was already open We should get him out. He's got a shirt even show to say like if he flexes his shirt pops open Yeah, you can see the video like we rip his jacket up No, what is impressed we're all very sad for you

I'm pretty impressed the video looks like we pre-planned it like a funny bit But we have no idea what coming in there It's like Michael is so like show off your body show off your body It blades taking off his jacket and he has his arms back and his shirt just ripped up And then Michael like pulls it open and blades is screaming no Is it gonna be a player like whipping off the practice pants? That's a shirt Michael jumped in the dumpster Michael jumped in thester. Gavin was doing flips in the podcast set. Yeah, there was it was the Lads Action News team.

You chloroformed me or they that turned out pretty good. Because this week's t-shirt Tuesday. T-shirt Tuesday, tomorrow. Oh, I did it. Dude, so the beginning of our week today, so we get we get intro is like submitted from people all over the world. We go to ahuploads.com, get some minute intro there.

And today's intro, I was going through them. I got one, it was this really, it was amazingly, it was like, beautiful footage from New York City at, it's like Times Square of the ball dropping and like people counting down was the guy saying, I will one ninety five. So I tagged that one. It's like, that's the good one. Say, you usually put a really good one at the very beginning and then I put them all, all the other ones at the end. And so I tagged that one and then I kept going down. And there was this one and it starts with a piece of paper It's at IW195. It was really loud and I was like okay, then the camera pans over and it's like an open door thing And then it's super bright like it's looking outside and then it slowly fades in it was a refueling plane feeling a jet

Flying in the air military jet. Yeah, yeah, wow. I like you. It's really high concentration maneuver. Refueling something that's flying. And he's like, let me just do an Halloween show. Hold on playing the 20 out of gas. I'm filming this real fast. But it's like, oh my god. Like this dumb little show we've done now for almost 200 weeks and we get something like that. Like we had an intro from South Africa.

We had one from Australia. We had one from a jet flying above. You know, you got people all around the world and people above the world. Oh, it was a New York city. It's a shame we couldn't get one from like those ships that are stuck in Antarctica and all that ice. There's got to be someone on there that's a fan of something. They're one from the original ship, then the one that came to help them. And now the one that's on the way to get them all out.

No, so stuff is... No, I'm not talking about this one more. Speaking of crazy stuff too. So there's this Russian ship, it gets stuck. A Chinese ship comes to save it. It gets stuck. Right. Is this a joke? No. Oh, this is happening. This is going on around Antarctica. An Australian ship comes to rescue them. Besides, it's too dangerous. It leaves. So now there's another ship from the US. It's coming to free the Chinese ship and then free the Russian ship so they can all leave. That's awesome. It's like,

they've been stuck there since Christmas a day and Antarctica unable to move because of ice. That's so. So you want your crazy thing or my crazy thing? I imagine that the same thing. Is it the TV show thing? No. Okay, so there's a show, an Australian show called, is it like Jamie or John?

Oh yeah. It's a me, private school girl. Yeah, private school girl. It's a semi-high guy, right? It's a, yeah. You can watch it on HBO. Yeah, it's on HBO right now. So like, we have HBO go.

And someone mentioned the last episode of the series, I only have six episodes, the last episode. There's a, like, one of the final shots of the show is a, like, a class photo thing. And it's all these people walking in for a class photo. And there's a guy in the corner wearing a tower of him. Sure. Yeah, you can even see him, like, walking in when they're all walking in.

Yeah. And then you see him, like, line up and he's on screen like four or five times Yeah, and so Katie posted it to root teeth Which is like the Australian fan group for rooster teeth and that guy responded to the photo It's like oh, yeah, that's me. I got it at this convention or whatever and like other people in the shot We're like oh, yeah, we were there too. What's the show? What is it? It's it's like a an Australian comedian who dresses up Like a teenage school girl. Yeah, he's like a trolley or a population of a teenage school girl. Yeah, he's like a trolley or relations of a teenage school girl. Oh, yeah There's a yeah, I know that I think I think I know that you're confusing with something else

Maybe in the UK or some summer high time some high season original show according to Carol. Okay, there we go That's what I'm thinking of he plays a bunch of different characters in that So it's like from that show like that was a character and then they made that like it's pretty pretty Yeah, it's pretty funny. So, but yeah, it's crazy like this. Oh, that's the tower my crazy thing What's your crazy thing? We watched out here today by the way? Thank Christ for GoPro's they are incredible. Oh, yeah, so that's this but there's two sets of skydivers They're flying together. Have you seen this video? No two planes two planes they're flying everyone's getting ready to jump out The planes just me each other. Oh, yeah, you know explode

I'm not you have to want to get yeah, yeah, yeah, you happen a while ago. Oh, you see that? And explode. You have six months ago. Yeah. You happen to a while ago. Oh, yeah. It's bloody crazy. I like the fact that every single person has a different angle of it. You can see it from multiple angles from each plane. Yeah. You see one guy looking at the guy hanging on, and he ends up on the top of the plane,

on his back. I'm on another plane. And then he explodes. And everyone's like, just debris. And everybody lit. Right. And everybody was on the one person was seriously a dream. I think it was like this debris and everybody live right everybody. Everybody was one person was seriously a dress. One of the pilots. Yeah.

The pilots have high shoes. One of them had to parachute and then the other one landed his plane which was pretty crazy like it's just you'll see how flimsy those planes are because it's like they tapped and then it was one just wrapped around me. I mean yeah. And then you see like a fireball from within the cabin and then everyone jumps out It's like if you're gonna be in a plane accident That's the ideal plane accident. I can't imagine being hanging from a plane seeing someone in my plane going like

Oh, and then looking back and bagging my back on another plane That's crazy. What would you even do? There were a couple of Plane accidents the other day with when all that cold weather came through a Delta plane skidded off the runway in JFK. I think another like, Sesson in New York had engine trouble and had to land on expressway. Oh, I remember the one with the expressway. I did read about that.

Yeah, then like a private jet in Aspen crashed on landing. It was like, like, people died. One person died in that one. I would imagine that if you're in flying one of those massive airliners, like 250 to 300 seat airliners And you hit a point of the runway where you hit ice and you start to slide that that's just like there's nothing that I can do I mean it's like in a car that's a helpless feeling But you know fucking plane which is as big as a building. I mean you just like I've got it much faster

Yeah, I can't imagine dude. I just got it and take off again If you probably can't get, dude. You can't just get it and take off again. If you probably can't get traction. How do you know that you can't get traction? Yeah, you do. If you're on the ground already, what you need to get traction? What's going to happen if you're taking off? Because your wheels need to grab onto something.

It's like being in a car. If you have no traction and you floor it, your wheels just spin. How do you think planes work? No, that's wrong, guys. The wheels are going to give it to you. The planes don't use wheels to get acceleration. Wait, are you on the ground? I mean, but the jets go, but it's not grabbing on anything. You know what?

It's a grab when it's on the ground. Wait, wait, wait. But does it need to grab in order to take off in order to get a speed? No, no. Do you think the wheels turn? The wheels are totally neutral. Yeah, the ones that do it. Right, but they're still turning.

But they're not accelerating, though. There's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's accelerating though there's no there's no there's no I still think I'm right despite the fact you're laughing at me like I'm an idiot. Oh, I know I know okay, you're you're I will say the mythbusters did a test where they actually put a plane on a treadmill which basically the wheels are useless at that point because there's a treadmill right. What do you do? Why would they test that? because because people are saying you don't like you need wheels to take off and there that's exactly it like taking up on a serious flight that you need to have wheels to take up. I know you can have like pontoon boats and take off on one. How does a C plane is a great example? A C plane doesn't have the thrusts from the jet

propels you forwards the airflow directs direction with the rudders and stuff. What what do you do? What do you do wheels for? You don't need wheels. Wheels just keep you off the ground. Okay. I see what you say now. When you said the jet propels you forward. I understand. Yeah. The wheels do not give me a I want to get down off this ladder I'm going to grab on cargates. It's propulsion from the wheels and the friction on the road. Yeah, jet has nothing to do with that Yeah, makes total sense now. Thank you for explaining it to me Gavin. Hey, Gus. You're welcome. You're gay. You're getting off easy

I just want to say you're getting off easy Yeah, that would be you laughing you all were laughing. I was waiting for an explanation and I got my Need to stand the ground At the Gavin explain science to Gus and got it right got that was a Here huge miss on Gus we need more glue for the time to take up We gotta fill the road that goes up into this guy We need extra grip so we can let go of the Thomas Well, this one is stuck in a fucking beer bottle

Okay, this seems appropriate. Let's bring this around full circle. I asked you this question. How are we not cutting? What is the thing we've all gotten? There you go. What's the thing we've all gotten this week on every, like, email, every form of social media? What's the one thing you've gotten this week? Happy birthday. No, you've gotten happy birthday. I've gotten this fucking picture of somebody who bought a blinker into an auto zone, a blinker bulb, and it had water in it,

and they said that they need more blinker fluid because the thing was half filled. Oh, and so they've sent it to me and they've CCed guts and CCed gab about it. I saw the post on Reddit. It was on like our funny and the number one post with like 3000 upvotes is was the person's name Gavin free. So that jokes been around for. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's probably seven or eight decades. The thing you you haves

someone with, right? Exactly. So many decades, we stuck the joke in Red versus Blue because it was like an old classic joke. Then you made the joke in the podcast. And that was a joke. I know, I know you know, trust me, you were, you just didn't know you that you were. Um,

but and now every time that thing comes up, it like gets brought back up to us, like they come back and bring to us, but that can't last forever. And that joke is so old, I wonder if when you had that slip up on the podcast, if like, was there somebody else that right before you was the person that everybody contacted?

It's like, you took the torch. Yeah. And he's like, who the fuck is Gavin free now? Now I gotta hear this joke again. I took the dumb torch. And and he's like who the fuck is Gavin free now now? I gotta hear this joke again because the dumb torch and then he Loan did that person know that you got it from him. Yeah, you're running with it And no, he's a very happy if he's sad at home because he's no longer when people are like oh the blinker thing That was mine by the way the whole Grip things for airplanes take it off do you want the dumb torch?

I'll take it. Thank you dumb torch and I'm to end the podcast now with the dumb torch firmly in hand. I got to come back. 2014 is starting off on a shitty foot. But thanks everyone for watching. We'll be back with another episode of the patch. Live streaming for sponsors on Wednesday and another episode of Richie Podcast Live streaming on Monday. Bye. Bye now. We'll boats have wheels Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way.

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