Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #253

Episode Date: January 14, 2014

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Any time, anywhere, on your TV, T.C., Smartphone, or Tab. Support this podcast and get an extended free trial of Hulu Plus when you go to Hulu Plus.com slash rooster teeth. That's Hulu Plus.com slash rooster teeth. Hey everyone, welcome to Rooster Tear podcast. Hey, this week featuring Gus. Gavin. Michael. And also Michael. Michael Burns.

And Gus. Again, like always. So we're here for the podcast. This was the most sedate pre-show that I've ever sat it on. We were a little low-interested. Like Michael here was just like, what does that mean? What do you mean, even like, even like, farted like about 20 minutes ago

and absolutely killed the room. I think it's like everyone's kind of grog, it's like carbon monoxide poisoning. Like you don't know that you're good. Killed the room like everyone's laughing at all. No, it just like, it was like, it was a mood killer. It wasn't even like, bad of like, you know, oh shit, that's terrible fart.

It was just like, everyone's like, get away from it. Yeah, it was like why did you do that? It was even a funny fart. No, it was just like it was a disgusting Define a funny thought I want to be clear with playing just you know like the trajectory of your career at Rucherti that was like That was the beginning of the slope down. Oh shit. Yeah, he's going down You can't be very high up the slope. You know how he can redeem it What is the amount of time when you're dating someone where you can fart in front of him? You're engaged are you to the point now where you can fart in front of Lindsay? Yeah Why do I a while what a while now? What is the thing? What's first is fart first or is I love you first?

fart I imagine I imagine Probably the fart Far becomes before I love you Everyone farts not everyone loves you Especially if you fart from now, okay, that's how you weed him out How do you feel about this you know the rip one? Hey, does that you okay with that? You smell the love's a rip one. Does that you okay with that?

You smell the love. Yeah, does that is that a compatible smell? Do you leave the room you're married now what? How am I home you married seven and a half years gross? Okay, so do you leave the room when you have to fart? No, you really don't know. Why would I? I'm asking you Do you want to know do you make it a less of a fart than what it could be? Do you lessen its potential? No, like you don't. What does that mean? Like, you're trying to silence it. No, we'll solve it.

We'll solve it. Let it rip. Something you can tell, you got a serious bubble. But sometimes you can just kind of stretch your aides and like leak it out a little. Yeah, I feel like leak it slowly. See, no. You can't have anything separated. Yeah.

The only thing with me is I don't really care about the fart as in the sound. Like there's no hiding it It's like if I've eaten something particularly nasty like I know it's gonna be bad I'll do her the favor of leaving the room or stepping aside Just so like she's not hit with it, but she knows what's going on But I will get up and be like I'll rip ass in the other room and be like I just saved your life Because you'd be dead right now you're gentlemen like I'll let her know how bad the fart was. And he fuzz quite a lot.

Yeah, I want to marry you. Yeah, well, but you might, yeah, you're in the danger of like wafting some back with you, like getting that back drive. Yeah, well, a lot of times I'll get up, walk into the bathroom and then turn and fart into the bathroom and then leave. That's a good call. No, that's a good call. Close it or close it or behind you like right away.

It's better than farting. Like sometimes it's the worst when you're actually taking a dump on the toilet But sometimes you do it on the couch where like I won't even think about it You'll be standing there like about to sit down go on fart and be like oh that was bad and then sit down and then realize oh God, I just sat down in it. Have you ever done that? It's terrible. It's a timing thing. Yeah, it's like fart sit and then your face is right where your ass level. Yeah, everyone likes her in brand though. Absolutely not. You say that. I don't like what? Smelling my own fart. You are capable of some absolutely

jobless. He's gassed me out of achievement under at least four times. Do you? That's got to be the gassedest office in the time. No, you're actually I'm actually surprised that the achievement her office doesn't smell worse. They open the windows regularly. Do we don't know I thought you always have one of those windows No, the only time we open a windows when the friggin AC doesn't work because it's like 10,000 So that's like all the time well yeah, okay, or if Bob is cold Oh, yeah, well the way the the way that the office is set up now is that the achievement hunter office Which has six people in it and about? 12 computers and consoles running.

Yeah. The conference room, we've got two consoles, one, yes. And so it's 18, then. And then if you figure if Lindsay's doing behind the scenes, we'd have seven or eight people in there. And then the conference room has nobody in it ever. And then it's Barbara's office with the two atoms,

who are just, they're basically just basically, the yetis. Yeah, I don't know how to describe the equipment to the six of us yeah this also a bunch of equipment and there too around the same ac unit so they're on the thing same thermostat so to keep the achievement on our office at a normal temperature

we basically have to freeze out all the other offices the ones with the atoms does okay because they're both yeti's they still come a lot of c but the fucking conference room when you go in there is like an ice box if you work at rucheteeth you have to keep a coat at your desk in case you have to go to the conference room at some point. The only reason I have cold clothes is for indoors living in Texas you don't really need it unless you have a meeting or conference call. Yeah it's brutal. But do you prefer the weather in Texas versus England? Yeah. How do I put this into words?

It's the best. Yeah. I mean, you would give up even the blistering heat in the middle of the summer. I love the heat. Texas isn't hot enough for me. Can I make a recommendation for you? And I'm going to stay within this topic as much as I can,

even though it's a big topic in Austin. If you develop Cedar allergies, which is a big Cedar season right now in Austin, a lot of people have allergies. What physically is Cedar? It's actually not Cedar. It's Mountain Juniper, is what it is. It's just like pollen. Yeah. It's not... It's not... They call it Mountain Cedar, but it's actually some... It's like ash juniper, it's actually what the tree is.

Okay. They're everyone here called Cedar. And everybody's allergic to it. I actually took a picture of... I'll send it to Patrick or... Who's in the control room? Yeah, you said it to Patrick out a picture of, I'll send it to Patrick or, who's in the control room. Yeah, you said it to Patrick out there. Yeah.

You also pipe it to the, oh is that it? So that's a picture of the CVS drug store here in Austin. That's the allergy section. Everything's normal and nothing is just like a ransacked. It was completely empty. They had nothing behind the counter.

They had nothing on the shelf. So you're saying that I can become allergic to that? Oh, I've lived in Austin for 20 years. 15 years I know allergies. And I develop cedar allergies. And can you imagine him with allergies? That would be like, you get a hell out of town. Just leave, move to Los Angeles.

Because you know, it was a nose joke. Yeah, it could be. Maybe that's why you don't get allergies. Like you have a blood band with there. Everyone was saying, because we went go-cutting again, and I came second. Everyone on Twitter was saying that I was really in fifth but my nose came in second. Wow that's rude yeah we're actually planning something right now for an upcoming show of a season season of a show that you

guys star in yeah and let's play I have to get you head here for that like boxing head gear we've had legitimate discussions about your nose. Like do we have to get you extra big head gear that comes out further? Look, if my nose is going to get broken, come from the left of my face because then you'll break it back. Yeah, you're going to punch me. I mean, I don't know. Hopefully fingers crossed. But I went got allergy shots last year where they put they gave me six shots Every Friday for like eight weeks. I remember that 48 shots. I was fine until like the cedar sits at like whatever the reading is like 500 Seeders per whatever there's A fucking theater bloody Lord of the rigs That's not smoke that's pollen that comes off these

God damn shit. How do they catch that picture at the right time? It looks like that all the time what that's what it looks like. It's billowing smoke The over the weekend the fire department kept getting calls from people this who said they saw smoke around Austin and it was Paulin like it was just trees Yeah, they're just trees that are fucking like crazy. Yeah, it's like 500 parts per whatever is the normal reading and it was 16,000 this weekend and it like broke through my allergy shots I was so arrogant about my allergy shots like oh man. I'm not allergic to Seedermark. Go get the shots But being a baby because being it be I have to admit being allergic to a tree making you sick

I feel like the biggest pussy in the world. I honestly do. It's very masculating. Yeah, it's like going out going outside Is uncomfortable it is it's embarrassing all the people in avat like going outside is uncomfortable. It is, it's embarrassing. All the people in Avatar love you. The way is out there. Yeah, oh no. I always think that was Superman. You realize that Superman is allergic to rocks from his own planet.

That's essentially what cryptos do. Yeah, but we're legit to rocks from our planet. Are we not Superman? Are we Gavin? Like Uranium or something? Uranium. Yeah. I'm saying it's radioactive.

Atomic bombs or this allergy bombs Literally every rock that lands from Krypton is is a radioactive rock. No, it's just kryptonite It's not just bit as a rock. There's like specific Chunks of but apparently it's like in a core enough on his planet to wear when it exploded a lot of it landed on earth or nearby From whatever how many galaxies away the Superman came So if he lived on his own planet he would have died like two minutes Top's everyone on this planet did die that is true That is true if he stuck around he would have died a kryptonite and then blowed up

Why did you cry? Why did you come blow up? Why did you cry? On blow up they like different different things they mind it too much Isn't that well that's in the new movie they mind it too much. Is that no what happened in the original movie? Oh, I think it like the original 70 Superman if the new movie. They mined it too much. Is that what happened in the original movie? Uh, I think if the original 70 Superman, if the way they interpreted that, it was that the sun would know of a blue and up or something like that. So they were mining crypto night? Like they were mining the stuff they were allergic to out of the planet? Well, I don't know if they were, if they'd actually hurt them on... Did it hurt them on Krypton or is it only fuck up Superman because he's in the yellow sun?

Yeah. Because that's what gives him his superpower. So we're not Twitter telling him where the fuck Krypton blew up. Here you go. I'm assuming it didn't fuck with them on the planet. He's in the yellow sun. That's what gives him his superpowers. So we're on Twitter telling with the fuck Krypton blew up I mean it didn't fuck with them on the planet. Why did Krypton? Explode but super playing those a lot about Superman. I'm being told surprise surprise you had a fucking knockout on Google when you look it up What the hell does that mean? I'm like an official description. Oh my god. Oh my god. Krypton exploded as a result of a highly unstable Geological condition as originally depicted the entire civilization and race of Krypton

Parish in the explosion except for one survivor spoiler the baby cow Who was placed in escape rocket by his father Jor-El and sent to the planet earth where he grew up to be dot dot dot Like you don't know what that's gonna be guess who it was. That's like that's how you find out You're like fuck. Oh, it's like it fucking spoiler also. It's bullshit. There was a ton of people that made it off Crypto because they kept fucking popping up out of the woodwork Which is that's all that asshole showed up and then he had his fucking cousin or whatever It was even a big deal with the planet blue they all just work on vacation and yeah, even the planet like there's nobody deal Phantom zone

So what? The three criminals. Did you see Superman from this last year? No, I still have not seen that movie. It was interesting Superman because it was the most they treated Superman like an alien. They essentially treated him as though he's an alien being. And it's like a first contact kind of a movie versus a superhero movie, honestly. And they made him like a fisherman. And he's a fisherman. He fisherman super fisherman. Yeah, yeah. Or what do they do on devilish catch? Yeah, I could grab. So I did, however, watch her this past weekend. Yes, I've heard that was a good movie. I was not a fan.

Spike Jones movie starring Hockey Phoenix. What was what's Hockey's real name? You know, I have no idea. His name is Leif Phoenix. He was three. He was in a parenthood and a brother of river Phoenix And he falls in love with river did he falls in love with the OS right that he it's a new AI driven OS that he installs in his computer and falls in love with it Yeah, that's a cool idea and I always yeah I don't know. I just I just found like it really dragged on and Some of the writing was just like so hamfisted like the operating system is called operating system one and the guy's name is to me to

i was like oh i get it one and two fucking stupid really that's why i get that to do it off to make you not like the movie it's just so like heavy handed i felt like also there was no real conflict it's like oh boohoo the guy's a little sad was no real conflict. It's like, oh, boohoo, the guy's a little sad, I guess, and isolated because he's getting a divorce and he falls in love with an operating system. Yeah, that's a big compliment unto itself. He falls in love with a person with no body. But then it seems like it's commonplace in that world. Like, oh, yeah, so and so's, you know, falling in love with their operating system.

Or so and so filled in love with their other friends operating system. Yeah. A lot of that stuff gets to be foreshadowing though too. A lot of the, uh, how do they shine? Yeah. Can they bang each other? Oh, that doesn't know that. I thought that was a really, they do.

They do. They do. They don't really awkward scene because the screen goes black. And I was never more aware of the people I was sitting next to. They wouldn't hear like scarlet Johansson and Joaquin Phoenix like pretending to have sex. I'm almost upset that you said scarlet Johansson because Scarlett Johansson is the voice of Samantha, the OS, in this. But I, I pegged the voice wrong. You never see Scarlett Johansson in a single frame of the film. And I, I didn't think it was her. I thought it was somebody else. I haven't locked in my head. This character is another actress. And you can't help but associate that person's face with this voice

What do you think about it? And it was weird for me because after the movie ended it actually goes I say hey, do you recognize the voice and as what say it was Rashida Jones and she goes yeah I was startled your hands I go oh fuck that was Carl J. Hanson. It's like I just realized like Instantously I had the wrong person in my head the whole move. It's it's a she's just a very unique voice that husky Deep raspy voice voice did you feel violated like you didn't know what happened you know i got everything's a lie no it's that whole movie was a lie

that's not really i don't know i just feel right to pretty hard you know it's good movie what hit me hard is this asshole immediately i'm walking in this movie with it was so well received by critics it's it's right i i i admit i'm in the minority i think i want to get a lot it's got like a 97% fresh. Tim, who runs the Alamo, made a special introduction that he plays before other movies it says.

We never do this, but you should go see the movie her. It's like a challenge on the way you accept relationships and the way that you embrace technology. I think it's a great movie. I do think it's too long. Yeah, it's definitely too long, but I feel like it's the type of movie that people think is more intellectual than it really is

It's a very straightforward movie, but everyone's like oh, you know the critics aren't gonna get it because they don't know how to check their hotmail or whatever You know it's like critics are too dumb to understand how complex this movie is the dude falls in love with an operating system It's not a fucking complicated. It's like the same thing with inception where everyone's like that movie so complicated I don't understand it super straightforward. There are layers beneath the surface of that thing that are very complicated In fact, there's so much foreshadowing in that movie You don't realize you go back and see it later. How much attention? What's that? Not quite but just like the way just the way that she exists versus the way he exists Yeah, the way they tackle that there were some moments.. I thought were really good. I think the best moment

And uh was she has a comment about living in the pauses between words. That's pretty late in the movie and uh and uh like you just start to wonder about like all the other things that a computer can Process for sleep in brain like it. We've had discussions like slum versus regular time and things like that, just the way that, you know, there's different worlds that you can live in, just based on like, like, the phase in which you live, essentially, the time phase and the time base, essentially,

that you're in, and a computer would be in a totally different one than a human being. I thought it was a great movie. I thought it was definitely too long. Did you like other Spike Jones movies? What else is he done? He did, where the wild things are? I never saw that. Did you like, Spike Jones movies? What else is he done? He did, where the wild things are? I never saw that.

Did you like, he did Bing John Malkovich? I love Bing John Malkovich, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I mean, it's, you know, he makes different movies. He just won best screenplay, the Golden Globes last night. Yeah. For her, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I admit that's a huge accomplishment, but I just find it hard to respect award shows when the big bank theory consistently comes up for like best comedy and and that's like that you know what he said you know i'm saying things are shit

you know the issue is that the her fault that category for you did you reject your objective because it's like big bank theory which correct i don't think so i didn't view it as like a technology movie or like you know a nerd movie or anything like that. Um, crazy. But I mean there were things I did like about it. I thought it was a very good look into the future. Yeah, that was great. Like kind of in your future. I thought that was designed and the lot of that stuff was done really well. But also it was painfully apparent that they did a lot

of location shoots but they try to make it all seem like one place and it does not fucking fit. You pick it as a movie part of the weirdest stuff. So it's so jarring. It's like I admit that also took me out when he's in LA clearly and you know landmarks. They say they're in LA and then suddenly he's in Asia. I thought it was Japan. You're saying it's Shanghai. I think it's Shanghai. Okay, why do they shoot it Asia? It's just supposed to be a few see the future So they they mix Shanghai and Los Angeles for locations and they don't tell you when they go back and forth between like the buildings are more illuminated and More crowded. Yeah, all right. I tend to like movies where they show stuff in the near future and it's not fucking

Apocalypse like there's no more gas or normal water or anything like that. Dude gas problem Yeah, it's good stuff about it Michael. Okay, we're running out. Okay. We had several wars. You so I'm to crypt on gas Tech Evan you saw what happened to Krypton. Oh, yeah Yeah, oh, what do you think is the best movie for like future predictions like near future stuff? Best movie this was really good predictions like near future stuff. Best movie. This one was really good. I thought I was getting on that little device. The one I had was I felt the screen was too small on the device. It would be a bigger device. He has a little pda that he carries around and that's like her representation in the real world. But it's a little device that everybody has. But it's about

that big. And the trend is now going in the opposite direction where things are getting bigger. Yeah. Not getting smaller. I don't know, that's a really hard question to answer. Do you have one in mind? I thought weirdly enough, even though the premise of it is so far out from a sci-fi perspective, but Minority Report had a bunch of really cool little things in the future, even now where the serial box is constantly singing, play ads to you and things, and you have to shake it

to turn it off. And like billboards that look at you and talk to you and... Right, and are personalized for you. I love that kind of stuff. I also had good vehicles. I remember I wrote what did a lot with vehicles as well. Whether they put an Audi logo on... There were round cars. There were round cars. Yeah, like cars had balls instead of wheels.

Would you drive it? Would you get in a car that drives itself? That would be awesome. I get in a car that drives itself? Oh yeah, that'd be awesome. I get a car that drives itself every day. Yeah, it must be nice. Yeah, Gavin's trying to make plans for a ride every day. I died apparently. Going home from work and then coming to work. What's wrong with you? He's always like, what's going on? This bottle is falling out of something. Oh, I'm going to walk.

Thank you, Dr. Gavin forer. Is that the diagnosis? That was my diagnosis. That's your diagnosis. It's escaping anus. So, um, onto, to Jolly or things, did you see that San Diego Comic-Con has done away with, uh, four day, or multi-day passes for the 2014 of it? Six-San multi-day passes have fallen out of San Diego Comic-Con the way that Jeff's asked for.

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. That's the second way you were looking for that. Dude, everything's collapsing. You can only buy day passes. And if you manage to buy every day pass when you're on site, then they'll convert it to like a four day pass. What does that mean? Why?

Like a collector set? And you can trade it in the badges for... I guess. Like, you have to every day you have to buy separately. And then only if you get all of them are you allowed to trade them in for. And there's the pricing for a full-quality bad. That's cheap, isn't that the exact same thing as just buying the one pass before? Yeah, but you have to buy them all, I guess, like since you have to buy them all separately,

they're trying to disperse the checkout procedure, they're trying to make them more available, or try to make it harder, or maybe also they don't want people buying a four-day pass who are going to show up for all four days. I don't know. But so it's, if you want to buy up for all four days. I don't know. But so it's a if you want to buy everything on Prevenight, it's $180 to go there, which is pretty fucking pricey. Not worth it.

No. If you want us to be in a room with 100,000 other people, great, great, you see your money. Well, you know, this kind of interesting is I wonder what the impact that will have on the economy of San Diego as a whole, because if people go to San Diego and they realize, well, I don't really want to send you a Comic Con all three days and trust me, really, actually, probably don't, then they're going to be like out and about. Like a lot of people travel very far to go to San Diego Comic Con. It's not just San Diego locals that go to that thing.

So they're not the convention that they're going to be going around somewhere else. You know, I've asked weight staff at restaurants around the convention center. I was like, so you know, San Diego Comic Con is this like the busiest time of year for you? No, it's like, no. Like really, like yeah, the people who come to San Diego Comic Con just want to eat like the cheapest,

fastest thing they can so they can stay at the convention as long as possible. Like no one leaves and goes and sits down at a restaurant. They're like much smaller events are much busier than this. You know, we're not gonna name any names here, but one of the saddest things to ever. Do you remember when we were like our second or third year at Comic Con? And for two days in a row, there was like, there was a nine-year-old kid who just got dropped off by his parents at Comic Con. Yeah. Two days in a row and he just like stood at our booth for nine hours a day.

And we just gave him stuff to do. It was just like nine years. Yeah, I want to say I think I think he was actually eight Was he yeah, I want to see his older buddy looks so like what are you doing? He's like oh my parents dropped me off. They're gonna pick me up when the convention closes What so like written on his head? You are terrible parents and then was he supposed to stay like just at the one Like what never asked we never asked he's got scared and held on to the table. No, we just he was there. She wanted to see us. Yeah He knew the show it was at that point mainly red versus blue and he just hung out the entire time and we were like we got to give this kid something to do so We put him to work a little bit. I think we did

The best solution made Brookers of trial. I'll just get out here. Look we sell and teach her we find an unengubbing minor We put the no work Speaking of labor. Speaking of comics and that I was thinking about Wolverine. Go ahead And I like growing back and stuff is he circumcised couldn't be Because it would grow back I would assume so so eventually has there ever been a female version of Wolverine with those powers You're about to get into territory here. Yes.

That is super creepy. And I forget where this came up somewhere before. Really? This is coming before it has. I was thinking of, you know, I think all the discussion on the Anacool news. Go ahead. So you think a female version of what would happen?

The Hyman. Her Hyman would grow every time. There was a really super creepy discussion on Anacool news about somebody who would regenerate and the There was a really super creepy discussion on Anecoll News about somebody who would regenerate and The all the fan guys were very excited that you would regenerate her highman every night and I forget what the fuck That you're right that we let it super creepy as shit. That is fucked up And Harry knows talking about it was just like unbelievably just like what the fuck Wait, why would people be excited?

I don't think Gavin just came up to the same conclusion himself though. Yeah, he's not excited about it He's like oh, I'd like to break the hymen once a night That's like a genuine sense of curiosity and all man You know so like the thing about Wolverine Matt Matt is aiming me Matt says it was about true blood Was it was it about true blood? Yes, it was about true blood There's the redhead and true blood I think who gets turned into a vampire in the show spoiler. She's from Krypton No, she's not no, but it was about her and it was like yeah He thought she was of the age and she hadn't slept with anyone the show and there was speculation that because she hadn't slept with anybody on the show

That she was a virgin and therefore she would regenerate her hymen and he specifically went to that. It was like one of the creepiest things I've ever read. Was that Jessica? I think her name is. I've never seen Trueblood. They're in their final season right? I think I think I heard that.

I watched like the first four seasons and I kind of dropped off on it when I moved here actually. I am excited though. Game of Thrones season four trailer hit yesterday. Oh, I know, man. How excited are you? I'm fucking excited. I believe I read on Twitter that you have now

caught up on all the books. Yes, I finished all the books. So sorry to hear that. Yeah. And how far ahead are you from the show? How many thousands of years is it going to take for the show to catch up to the book? Supposedly from what I've heard,

they're only going to do seven seasons of the show. Really? Yeah. They've set a limit on that. So is it going to split off at any point from the books? Like they do sometimes? They're going to have to end the show before the book. Yeah.

The show will end before the book. Because the book six hasn't come out yet. There's only five books out. And it takes them a long time to write them. Do you think he's contractually obligated to finish those books before they catch up? I don't know. I've read interviews where he says he feels like the show is now pressuring him to write out a faster pace. Good. It is.

Yeah. I think from the last I read was that he currently has like a thousand page manuscript for book six and he's still writing it. Yeah. You know, I was going to criticize the guy for how long he takes to write these books until I picked up an actual one of the physical books. I read everything digital on Kindle now, so you don't really know. You have no idea how big it is. You really don't have big ideas. It's like, this book is one of 85,000, where you are in the book.

And now you're at 10,000 of 85,000. But I think it was a 1,300 page book. Yeah, they're crazy. Yeah, it's, yeah, I mean, I think the, what's the biggest book you've ever read before that? I thought I'd be up there, crazy. Yeah, it's yeah, I mean, I think the what's the biggest book you've ever read before that? I thought I'd be up there right? Yeah, it's up there. It might be like crypto nomicon, which is a new Stevenson book I think that was it and that was like I think that was like around 1100 1200 pages What I'm gonna say about books it It comes out with script.

What's your Einstein? You're making fun of me. You're the one asking. You're the one. You're the one. You're the one. What's the thing is book you have a red nerd? You know the top of it. I think my

actually my biggest one before that was probably it was either Stephen King's it or Stephen King to stand which everyone is bigger. I think the status. Your finger out of your mind was a get out of there. It's looking after me mine was Monster blood by RL Stein. Oh, yeah, nice monster blood. It's bombs You're listening to the game. I'm audiobook. It's true. I don't read in the book when I'm not listening to it

Do you read the book along with the audiobook? No, I do one or the other, but I do take the book with me on planes. But sometimes I just get sick of reading, so I'll just switch into my ears and shut my eyes for a bit. Are you sensitive? Watching the show at the same time on your iPad. Here, let me read this thing here. When I'm mind everyone, this episode of The Podcast is brought to you by Hulu Plus. You've probably tried Hulu.com, Hulu Plus is so much more. With Hulu Plus, you can watch your favorite shows anytime, anywhere.

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and they know we sent you. Go to huluplus.com slash rooster teeth for your extended free trial. You know what I'd watch on Hulu Plus right now? What's that? SNL, I would go back and watch all the SNLs they have they have Amy Polar and Tina Fey as the news team because they were so fucking funny on the golden globes last night I you know people always get on Twitter and they bitch about like a one-and-a-ward ceremony's going on like oh this fucking shit Oh the VMAs are terrible. Oh this is awful. What is with the show?

Awards shows are fucking terrible. They are one of the worst things you can subject yourself to and if you get a halfway decent host who makes it semi enjoyable that's amazing and the opening monologue by Tina Fey and Amy Polo last night was incredibly funny. It was really good. Did you like the real one? Javez did it. I don't remember. It just doesn't stick. None of it's stick. Yeah, I remember that. But I would tell you go to Hulu Plus and watch all their start of life because they were so damn funny as the news team on Sorry, I live yeah, who the first I feel like they even like kind of introduce themselves like that. I see a faith I totally first

Um, you know, she was the head writer for has a very prestigious job over it a certain life Conan Brian used to be the head writer. Oh, what's he who? Conan Brian you have you heard of this guy? I knew he wrote some Simpsons episodes. I didn't realize that he wrote an essay as well. I know he was the head writer for the Simpsons as well. Yeah, he did one of my favorite episodes that I cannot remember right now.

He did Monorail one. Yeah, that Monorail. Yeah, I think that's when he liked. Yeah. Jim Carriel, a good joke about a shy LaBouffe during the award show last night. Why would he do? He said, um, people always say that death is easy comedy is hard, or that's what shy LaBouffe says.

Uh, I don't know. Who said that? Jim Carrey said that? Yeah. Jim Carrey was doing what hosting? He came into like, uh, presented award. That was the worst, that's the worst job in the world. Yeah.

Presenting an award? Did you see when they got the teleprompter fucked up for Jonah Hill? And I don't remember the woman's name. And they just like stood there staring at the screen. He's like, all right, I'm not gonna lie to you guys. So if we're gonna pull it in here, they totally don't have the right thing on the prompter. This is for the next presenters. So I really don't know what we're gonna do. And then like this hand comes from off screen just hands on paper. It's like, oh, okay, cool. I was doing this. Yeah. Well, it's something I read a list of names.

Did we ever talk about the Michael Bay thing where he locked up? Yeah. I can totally understand that. That was weird, man. Yeah. That was just bizarre. Well, listen, it's a deal where,

I mean, you've appeared on camera. You're one of the few people I know that can like, you could turn on a mic, you could go for probably too long. No, if I said, I said, Michael, you got to fill an hour in front of a mic on stage, like just get a fill an hour. Would that be frightening to you or you say, I could probably do that. I feel bad for the audience, but that's what I would say. It's an impressive skill. I would say that. I would be like, oh boy, we totally do it,

right? Like I watch some of the full plays and I just try and think about how long could I go? Maybe four minutes and then I'd be like, right, so we're just playing now. Well, let me ask you this. Let's say There's like an event say it RTX Audience you know it's gonna be about 5,000 people in the audience hey Michael We need to get up there and talk for like a minute or you got to get up and talk for 15 minutes Which one of those is harder to you? You know, I don't know what the hell I would say in a minute. Yeah, I mean more time, man.

Yeah, you need more time. Exactly. Most people, if they do a minute in front of 5,000 people is, they're scared shitless. They'll know every single word of it. But it's like, a guy like Michael Bay, he gets up there, he has no experience in front of an audience. He's one of those people. I remember the first time I got involved with public speaking, you know, and it's not

something that you normally do. He might have done interviews and stuff like that, but just because he Works with performers doesn't mean that's just gonna rub off on him naturally. That's a tough fucking deal, and it's funny because all the like Kind of a concilatory tweets. I saw her like comments about it. We're all coming from performers going. Yeah, I you know Don't don't hold the guy accountable. It's like the prompt or stopped. What's he going to do? It's gonna be like a basic They're vamp. He's gonna vamp about a Samsung TV that Stop what's he going to do? It's gonna do Michael Bay's gonna go to their vamp. He's gonna vamp about a Samsung TV Johnny Hill I got to say five names. I don't know the names right I would rather sit here looking any of the

People is like that guy and no people we need an award given to that guy Yeah, you can also you might not even know the category be like oh shit. What was the category again? Yeah, you know you you depend on the fact that the promise could be there I was impressed how quickly they handed them a paper script. They probably have it as backup. Obviously they did, but that was fast. I just thought maybe Michael Bay would have some pocket explosions ready or something. Shit, I'm stuck and he just pulled some kind of blow and shit up. That'd be awesome.

Alright, I'll make this. When he walks off stage, he just walks off and the stage blows up behind him. The skinny girl show up. That's it. That's it. Actually, I'm looking up. I don't know that Conan O'Brien was head writer. I thought he was head writer.

Ooh. I don't see him at listed as head writer, but he was a writer for Shadow Life. He was there. He was there. He was on the set. He what, though? So I had a mini tragedy this morning.

Uh-oh. Yeah. Do you have to Uh-oh. Yeah. You have to pour one out. Yeah. So, Gavin, I've mentioned this before. We go, uh, swimmies in the summer, because it's great. And you're invited, by the way. Yeah.

Gus is invited, okay. So you've heard about this. Yeah. And, I mean, Bernie, you can come too. You know, such a piece of shit. I'm sitting right here. Oh my god. Everybody's invited, okay.

It's because of his new, his resolution, though. Jeez. What's that? Because he should've got side more more? I was like and that was what I was reference to yeah, okay? I'll be fine So I've mentioned this I make a delicious drink called riot punch where it's just the Nova vodka and sunny D and ice and I bought am I allowed to know the recipe? Yeah, well, I just told you what it was Bernie. So obviously you know Yeah, I don't know you know know your stuff and let's all get your cards out. Some of the Ben Trink and Wright punches, you know right?

If that's true, you won't remember this tomorrow. The average of the blackout percentage for riot punch is about 85%. So makes you very feisty and restless. I just bought like one of those tea containers from Walmart it just guys the little fucking nozzle at the end. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then when it gets low, you can just take the top off and pour it in. So we use that for all the Riot Punch

and Gavin nicknamed it the baby and he always carries it every time we go because he's the reason the baby has a handle but it's like really weedy, thin plastic and I never trust it and I don't wanna drop it in and spill delicious hot punch. Oh, yeah, just like a baby. Right, just like a babyedy thin plastic and I never trust it and I don't want to drop it in Spid delicious Yeah, just like a baby

Right That's why you called it the baby, I'm already The reason I got this is the reason I hate to fucking be bitten and the handle the baby's half-buzz the shitty handles No, I don't handle grows in Granny's full of the vinegar, smart fucking meards man Anyway, I don't trust the handle because it might break I So

If I ever hand you a baby don't hold it like this Don't start caressing it You support the back in the outside Wait, what are you doing? You're doing this? I don't know what this is. You alright? Yeah, it's a bubble.

So a few weeks ago, I was sick and I wanted to make a tea. Now maybe I'm crazy, but there's a difference to me between normal tea you make, you make hot tea and then you You cool it like put in the fridge or something and iced tea. It's different things of course, you know powdered iced tea So I grabbed the plastic cup from my cabinet. I'm like, I you know, this will probably work I made tea, you know, I poured it in it all worked put it in the fridge whatever it did like two Yeah hot tea cooled off did it like three or four times so today I'm like I'm gonna do that again right and I'm like fuck but I want to make a lot of tea so I'll put it in the fucking thing you know in the baby and

so I make it you know I I put the tea in the kettle you know this team starts going out I grab it and friend of mine Andrew is in town and he's over and he's like I don't think you should do that. I don't think that's gonna... He's not gonna like melt the fucking... the baby and I was like, no, it's fine. I did it like two weeks ago. So I pour the fucking water in and like, I pour into the... I little bit, I lift it up and like, that looks alright and Lindsay sitting across the room, she's like, aww. The whole bottom is fucking melting like inside of itself.

It completely imploded on itself and this is what happened after I fucking had one kettle. No! So I started eating, so I started pouring water on it and it completely just absorbed itself and just melted the plastic. It ate itself like the inside of it. So I just decided well I might as well keep going because I already ruined it so I just kept pouring the water on it until it fucking clumped into like this tiny little ball

It's like barely the sides of a baseball Wow, I completely murdered the baby We should compare that to a picture of me holding the baby when it was alive Because that was a lie Yeah, there's tons of photographic evidence of the baby in its brain I think so, let me see this thing So the other day Photographic evidence of the baby and its brain should never have a child. Let's see the baby. Let me see this thing. So the other day, the other day, the dishwasher was running in the kitchen and John Reissinger

was going to get some water. The rise mongolac. So the dishwasher was in the drying cycle. The wash is over. It's just like heating everything up to cool it down. So he opened up the dishwasher. He pulled out a glass, then went over to the fridge and put the cold water in it. Oh wow. And then held onto it. And as he was holding it, it literally just exploded in his hand.

From like the change in temperature. And he survived somehow. The explosion went out away from him. Yeah. But it was just like he would just stand. And then everyone in the kitchen was like, what the fuck just happened? I blew up that glass with my mind. That's exactly what he said.

The hot and cold man, you gotta be careful. You did? You gotta do it all the moderation. Dude, did you ever see the first fantastic forum movie? That's how they got him. I missed it. I'm sad to say I missed that movie. I never knew. Yeah, Doom, they fucking, what do they do? They like melted him and then hit him with a...

They freeze him way down, they crack him. Yeah, they did one or the other I won temperature followed by another temperature I do a shit mass effect all the time that movie was not good. It's free to put the Sly. He's cryo bullets. Then he's my fur no. I use heat bullets. I don't think I have heat bullets. I think I just cryo all the time I have a lot of awesome because they fucking freeze and then they tip and fall over I can funny every time I laugh every time and I have to. Every time someone just get to the top of us. Yeah, they just like, like, like, like, like mid run and then they fall over. I love that game I'm in my middle of it in sanity run right now. The first one which one mass effect three if I finish mass effect three And I got some pretty shitty achievements left. I got like six left, but they're all bullshit

If I finish it it'll be the only franchise that I've 100% of all the games in it including all the DLC Hmm, hey low It's like I do great when they release it and then they always put out DLC They put on some fucking bullshit achievement. I'm never gonna get like get a perfection metal Who's gonna do that? You got did you get it for real? No, okay? See nobody nobody does 15 kills and no deaths The only one I got was the the whole of Halo 3. I did legit The whole of Halo I thought we had some questions about the legitimacy of your halo

You can question my other kill as much as you want but it was wasn't your step in razor that was fucked up nope nope I don't I don't I remember there being some controversy about the suspicions about my overkill because I did it with a hammer and everyone thought that would not shoot me but I got my overkill with the with the oddball oh yeah remember yeah that was a bitch that was my last that was my last achievement for the initial thousand and I got it in a king No, no, it was just it was just an oddball game, but I Think it was only five players in the playlist at the time

so you had to kill every single person in the game. Yeah, and Somebody dropped the bubble shield God dropped the bubble shield with the oddball. I said fuck it ran in there killed him Picked up the oddball then got a triple kill with the oddball. I said fuck it, ran in there, killed him, picked up the oddball, then got a triple kill with the oddball. That's pretty excited about it. That's awesome. That was a touch myself afterwards. That was an early video of Halo 3 where the bubble shields rolled.

Really? I think it was when they were showing off the safe film thing. Someone dropped a bubble shield, but it was like a powardrain thing. Remember that? Did nobody use the powardrain? That messed it right up. I remember the powardrain.

But it did a bubble, but it would roll down hill so you could like run inside the bubble Well the first time we ever played halo the original halo at the e3 2001 You could get in the cars with other people like you could shoot the enemy like you could get in the passenger seat Just hit the guy driving the world and I know that was definitely gone by the time the game came out So this is the probably little stuff like that They go to point where you couldn't even get in the same car as someone who was on the other team. No, not at all Not even in the gunner seat or anything, but it would be cool if you could roll up. How did the rift and Simmons do it if you could roll a bubble She'll just stood in the back

But he wasn't actually in it. No, they split screen it. Yeah, that too, you know, whatever you got options Yeah, did you see the the demo that came out of It came out of CES I guess some game announcements were made and there was a demo that somebody put out Which was a force perspective game where they took stuff. It's gonna be so hard to explain We'll put a link to it up But it's like they pick up a piece from the screen and if it's far away small and then they then it's that big and they put it down the screen and if it's far away small and then it's that big and they put it down like on the table next to you. And then if you take that same chess piece and you pick it up and you set it down in

the world out there, it's that big on the screen but then you walk towards it gets huge. So it's like it's like almost like portal like the way you play with you know dimensions and space and you're self puzzles that way. Yeah. And you could like make tears to walk up. That sounds cool. It was pretty cool. It was pretty cool.

It reminded me a lot of the game. It's called Tag, which is the game that the paint is based on in Portal. Basically, it was a guy's thesis. It was a group they made a student project where they had a paint gun and they would paint the walls. And you could like jump off the paint or speed up to the paint.

And essentially, Val just said, oh, that's cool. We'll buy them and by their game and then so they incorporated into portal 2 Every comment on my latest video because I did that hydrophobic Non-wetable surface everyone says it looks like the goo from Paul the Jill Yeah, the gels. It's the way that they kind of ball together. Mm-hmm portals fun. Yeah, it's a good game Mm-hmm, wait Michael this jump straight in there. Yeah, I'm agreed. Yeah Paul too is one of my favorite games ever Agreed portal to was great because I think everyone's expectations were really high and It was better than I have everyone's expectations. It was better than I thought it was gonna be

I think originally from this phenomenal from that paint game There was originally gonna be a type of goo that let you walk on it But they took it out because it was so disorienting what do you mean? like you could make bridges and stuff? no you could like you could walk up on the walls and you just stick to it but that was apparently like way too much there's too much I can agree with that because there's a gun or an effect that happens like that in that game pray

it's weird it's weird actually 60 title yeah it's that's that's either a launch title or very close to a launch. It wasn't a launch. It was really it was like first year and it like you flip around the perspective all the time of the game. It's super disorienting. I couldn't I couldn't fucking stand it. Like you'd walk like towards something to curve up and then you'd be walking up and then it curved back and you're walking upside down now. And it's just like I couldn't stand it. It's called tag the power of paint. You can actually download that game for free. It came out in 2009. The price is right. I haven't played a lot of a lot of like small downloadable games on Steam lately. It's like I guess what the Steam sale doesn't mind about you sheep games and playing them. I'm

enjoying it. Like what I like. It's a good time to preface what we're doing in the patch this week So this week on the patch we're gonna talk about our best games of the year for 2013 Yep, and we have a lot to argue about you Yes, you do you can get a little teaser of the argument here if you want the full experience We're live streaming that Wednesday audits and video really stunt Thursday So examples are like papers. Please gone home Brothers you playing goddess. I haven't played goddess yet. Should I play that? No, I haven't played yet. I just downloaded it. I also played star bound. I keep getting told I need to play risk of rain. So yeah, there's a lot going on.

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I just can't do anything in that game that's creative. The people who do stuff in the game are fucking amazing now. Do you have a mess around Michael? Nope. Gary's mod. Is there any Xbox? My favorite thing about Gary's mod is the... My special eyes, that video, my brand.

That you like that. I love that. I love that. A lot of silly videos. They're cracking your poly time. A lot of very silly ones. Especially after the left of reddit came out, that pills please sound clip was used about a thousand fucking times, and you know what I mean?

But it doesn't Gary's not kind of given way to source filmmaker now. Is anybody using source filmmaker? I don't know. I had to even just fill. Is it free? You should download like a know. I had to even the source film is free. You download like a tool. It's waited in steam.

There's a whole section for tools. And the only thing I have in there is source filmmaker. And that's it. I don't know what else would go in tools. Gary's mod is listed as a game. Picture of you. Whoa. Take it easy. Wow. The source filmmaker work on all games.

Or is it just on all source games or is it just like particular? It's anything that you can use hammer on previously so anything that's based on the source engine I assume Okay, hence the name source filmmaker. Yeah, but when it launched it was only locked down to one game in that cry tech filmmaker You mad at me. Yes You asked me a question. I guess you a serious question. I know it's a source filmmaker It was restricted to one game initially. I'm gonna listen or you're just gonna fucking talk nonsense Krypton Knowledge nonsense

It will be a test later Ploma from me. You're lucky All right I'm making drinks at my apartment afterwards you should come over. Yeah, we can get out of a fucking melted cup apparently No, I got a blender man. Don't worry about it We can drink it out of the blender. Hey, were you the last actually when you're your party? No, I don't think so That's the keyword. I don't know. I'm asking you legitimately I don't know I was one of the last people. Yeah, why yeah, you can't stay that late in my parties anymore

I watch you did too much. Yeah, I got I I'm like great up until a certain point And I'm just like what time was it it was well after you were gone. Yeah, I know it was at least one at least not later And I remember talk with Michael Lindsey and the you didn't I got nothing You weren't missing a bunch of stuff for you because it wasn't me I know I wasn't missing anything. All right. What's the scene? John's on the chocolate? What's the proper etiquette? I'm like that was barroed. It was on theft. She's no Yeah, she's the worst. She's a terrible person when someone stays like really laid out a party trying to get rid of them No, I'm not saying he's saying you know, I'm just saying like I'm just saying he's gonna get out early just here my own

Same we get ready. That's good man. That's that's that's right. I'm gonna do it. Drop It was entertaining is shit. You were bouncing off the walls. We're fun. Yeah, I remember me is yeah You left like a punk you left it like 12 30 dude. Yeah, yeah Make a stupid face. That's fine. Yeah, we're in a long-distance relationship. We had even more fun How long did I to go and begin the year the fun got? Related when you left yeah, yeah, it was like Gavin's gone. Let's have a real fun Let's go back to the hard question from earlier today So you're in a long-distance relationship

So I think that kind of heightens like the time you're together It's like more intense like we got to get this fucking relationship going otherwise. She'll figure out who you are You know or something like that So are you at the point now worth your girlfriend where you can fart in front of your girlfriend? Nope, do you really really when you go stay the weekend in her house if that happens do you poop there? Well, do you poop there? You must have been if I hold in a poo for five days or somewhere else or like you go somewhere else Oh, it's a good idea

He hasn't thought of it. Yeah, this does an incredibly private and intimate section of my life If I'm having free for the first time ever New years resolution he's trying to be more private with his life that let another people fucking drag it out apparently Thanks for bringing out that oh no problem. Didn't you just post a fucking kissy face photo the other day? No, yeah You did he did on this personal Facebook you absolutely did on face, but wet two other people could see it His personal I thought I thought and I thought gross You've gotten way more loving dovey you're always posting stuff with your wife out of post shit I've seen pictures of you guys together. Oh, why my post stuff? I think pictures

God damn I see that you got a why most of why you looking through my photos you want tagged in it People on fucking newsfeed I saw it too. Yeah, it was on the news feed. You know how it works Just Gavin you look at you look at your feet on Facebook. What are you doing? Look at your own feet.. I'm your own goddamn business. Okay. It's just get me He posted five Photos of them. I post like 30 likes to look through every single one They were photos of me. That was one of you. So I was like, oh wonder what else

What else is it? You've told me literally I'm Facebook I know you're posting photos on Facebook. You're looking at it. I look at it. I hope you're looking at it. I hope you're looking at it. It's not public photo. It's not public photo. It's not public.

Give me fucking saw. It's not public. Well, he's in my inner circle. You brought it up. Don't be talking about it, gosh. In a circle, they got tagged in the photo. Next to the photo I'm talking about. Were they side by side?

No, they weren't. In the two of you, I was a little scared. They were pretty close. I've never seen them squaring more than recently. Gavin is all the time, he's always like throwing stuff out there. Like he'll ask you if you do something and then when you say you do it, you're fucking idiot. Then he does exactly the thing himself. Immediately.

Or if you do. You'll be an idiot for me to tell you what you do. Let me take you away from your relationship. I'm such a good boyfriend. When I share a hotel room with somebody, I do not poop in the hotel room. I poop in the lobby. There's an animated adventure that goes Directly against that. Yeah, who told that story you dumped in the show You don't in the bathroom well First of all that's so see

That it's animated it's gotta be true. I said just now that could not possibly Just me someone I said just now you know they can't be true. You know Joel's a fucking liar So it's a liar so when do you put when do you put a home? I go to the I go to the lobby the hotel No, there's I have made a bath in my house so okay You're both woken up. It's the morning. It's the bedroom. Go ahead You need a twoson. Yes, you go downstairs. I'm told from an anonymous viewer that he has his own pooping bathroom I do I do do you want to thank you anonymous viewers? If you want to get on the TV, there's a bathroom that is downstairs. You should take exclusively for moving. Dean, I get that.

It's true. You know, I've never understood. You get, like, when people live together, they have, like, a lame, like, on-suite and all that. They have two sinks. Yeah. Why not two toilets next to each other? That's true.

Also, I've seen toilets these are designed where they're like, they're like, like, twin. It's, yeah, it's like a twin. They face each other like this. Why? No, I don't see seats are designed where they're like they're like What twin it's yeah, it's a twin they face each other like this Is that the love toilet for messing? El because that was a skit. Oh, he's thinking about that Gavin yeah two people Can both use the sink at the same time? I think that's pretty normal like one's brushing your teeth the others getting their hair ready or whatever

It's kind of weird for two people to shit next to you I have no problem farting in front of my wife. I will not shit Like if she's around in the same bed. You would take a shower together. Yeah, I will not squeeze waste out of my asshole I'm with you Where he's showing something what is that? What is that? What is that? It's a thing. Well, it's the point of that.

Oh, whoa. That's for privacy. Why would you? Yeah, one of my white bales has got fucked up all of a sudden. I don't have my own pooping bathroom. You have an apartment. I do. Yeah. But we have an apartment.

The whole room. The the whole apartment the toilet basically You can't hide you can't hide that stuff no no fan of me. We do have we do have two bathrooms at least and I will Grant the common courtesy if I wake up in the morning. I'll just poop in the not master bathroom The look. I guess you have to go like get ready in the morning. There's not like poop in the air That is it is nice nice. You're good dude. I can go to get somewhere else I would marry you. Yeah, it's thoughtful dude fucking I was Lindsey. Do you get scared if you're at the office and you lay an absolute Stink log and then do you do the thing where you kind of like see who's outside the toilet never? I don't care it work No, no, that should be fucking throws it up in the air at work

That should be sales like a chimp They throw their poop man. Yeah, it's funny. It's a little different though. It's all different. I don't know it's different It's just you know, I can't I mean I would do a period of time like way late in life right? I didn't want to poop in public. I don't know if you go home poop. This lately we've had a problem with people using the bathrooms here and just like Leaving streaks on the bowl. We really digress in this conversation. No, I'm with Gus. We should keep this going. I don't know what's going on. The people are getting too much fiber or what, but I mean,

toilets are getting destroyed at Rooster Teeth in a big way. We buy all the proper tools and utensils that are needed right there. You know how waves like a road to cliff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, poo a road to toilet. No, no No, but your pee can erode the poo What if there's streaks first step if like you walk in and there's somebody else's streaks It's like that damn it. I think somebody didn't clean up. No, there have been opportunities where they've been streaks in all the toilet First step first step I'll do is if I'm gonna pay if I'm gonna pee or whatever I'll pee anyway and I'll try and pee the straight away good man Because that's that's a poop chipper. That's a gentleman. Yeah, that's what you should try and do and then if that doesn't work

Then you gotta use the wand But sometimes yeah, I was trying to do an ad read, but I don't think I can segue from that. Yeah, here's how you segue Be a real American hero and pee the poop away. There you go. I want that on a shirt Punches his feces down the ball. Yeah coming from the guy who cleared the fucking toilet You did your duty. You're welcome. You did your duty. Then you did your duty. Did Wolverine's poo grow back Why why would that grow back that's the big sense poo's not a part of them it came from them could Wolverine start cancer in the food though could he start death the CDE because if he is muscles

actually wouldn't he just grow his muscles back but what does he need fuel does he need food in order to fuel the regeneration does he really grow a limb well I mean there's not a food in his body completely regrow an arm like Gavin saying yeah But maybe he eats a big steak. He's like he takes like the 72 ounce steak You got the claws he's like So you shot a Wolverine stomach that's it he's dead because he can't eat anything so then he can't grow back his stuff But it's oh yeah, you would have to hope he like has enough fat reserve to like grow a stomach Look like he'd like like take out a lung in order to grow back

So if you pull that like suck it out of his thigh Yeah, you know, just like it would kill the guy because could he if you pull that assed his face off if he pulled He's really hot then really cold Then just back to back if you pull this hot out. What do you grow? And you want here's what you do? You try and make tea inside of him Watch him in the flow. I'm gonna look up. It's like the guy in their first X-Men movie. He went oh soggy This hot out what do you grow? You want here's what you do you try and make tea inside of him watching him I'm gonna look up it's like the guy in their first x-men movie who went all soggy. What was that guy? Oh the senator? Yeah, yeah Yeah, you just do that here's here's a Google's asking Ken Wolverine die Ken Wolverine get drunk

Ken Wolverine swim. I don't know why and can he start? What's he was doing? He's drinking heavy as hell, isn't he? Yeah, but does he get drunk? I doubt it he seems like the sad guy is always trying to get drunk But he can I bet he pulls it in his name. Didn't they say in Captain America like he can't get drunk either? Who kept an America? Yeah, that's just because he's a goody two shoes though, right? No, I think that was a reason in the first movie I don't know I didn't I was he was in about it wasn't

One of the worst things on the internet is, I don't know who was the fucking asshole who decided to ruin the internet, and surgeons by doing this, but like we ask a question, and it takes you to question sites that don't fucking answer the question. But it's sure you have a billion answers. Like, oh look, here's the question you were looking for.

It's like, I'm not looking for the question, I'm looking for the answer. Somebody else asked this question. Exactly. Like, be bloody weird, if there was just one forum post where the aunt said to to a question nobody asked, that has to have the question on the page.

Or should you say, do you say all there is is the question? Yeah, that's how it is. Well, that's how it exists before someone can answer it is what I'm saying. And nobody can answer it. But it's a site that has no answers for anything. All they do is post the question.

All they do is compile the question, say then they get $50 for answering the question. That's a question. Why do you such an asshole? But then it always, here's what always happens too when you ask a question on the internet guys that hey can Wolverine starboard wondering because he has healing power and body when it stars is technically eating itself so could Wolverine starved death is that even possible a

guy wrote I recall that yes it was once stated in a comic that he can indeed starved death but I'm really not that sure I don't know if I read that I just remembered that way since I can't find this particular moment I can't be sure it's like then don't why don't don't know if I read that I just remembered that way since I can't find this particular moment. I can't be sure Typing that your answer. I don't know which is I'm not gonna answer Yep, can you answer me as questions somebody goes I have no clue Thanks, huh on me. I really appreciate it I think I read the answer to this one sit may or may not have been in the book My long story short, who knows?

Ask someone else. I'll stop. Look, you're like, eh. I saw that a lot. What do you be wondering? Dude, who will ring sharp death? When do you guys saw me in the past? I saw that a lot.

I remember, especially when I used to use game facts, and I'd go and message boards and stuff. I remember all the time either I would just see someone else ask a question, or I would ask a question about a game like, hey, like it's specific. I got to this boss. Da-da-da-da-da-da. Here's the fucking question. Remember all the time either I would just see someone else ask a question or I would ask a question about a game like hey Like a specific I got to this boss That it is a here's the fucking question and so many times someone would reply like Did you try doing this I think that might work, but I'm not really sure cuz I haven't played the game yet

I don't have the game like what the fuck are you doing here? What the fuck just hanging out asking ask a fucking asshole here Fuck An asshole Insized gigabyte. So I do you think the internet would be if all of that useless crap was just removed if we pruned it like I Redo do book it's a lot. Oh my god If you just took out all the people who are just adding nothing they go into the internet and contribute You remove all the comments from youtube if you just eliminated like the amount of duplicate animated gifts comments from YouTube. If you just eliminated the amount of duplicate animated gifts, like there was just one stored,

and you had to reference that one stored gift. And that was it. Half the internet would be gone. Half the size of the internet. It was just like one meme and gift repository. That's where they all are. That's where it is. You don't have to repost it anywhere.

The internet might be the most inefficient waste of money ever created. It doesn't create a thing to me. It's like once it started, it seems like it would just document itself and it would never stop. But shit just goes away on the internet. There was stuff that's on the internet and it now doesn't exist. And I think if I want to find out about something that existed on the internet, I can't

even find it on the goddamn internet. But there's always somewhere like the original web series that was out like 95 called the spot It's just gone. It's just gone. There's no archive of it or anything like that. That might be an example But there's stuff like that like that like now. I want to watch it like member of the See me project. Oh, yeah, that's gone. Where's thinking me? It's gone. You know he also had yeah Oh God, yeah remember fat kid network that's gone for out about that early flash stuff Yeah, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well There's this window where everything was flash animation. Well, at princess. Everything was flash animation. Yeah. Every single one of that was crazy. Not anymore. Oh, shut the fuck up, Michael.

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Something I've never eaten, but you know put it if it's in a box on my doorstep. I'm absolutely gonna eat it It's good to know. That's a good rule. I ordered a 50 bags of cotton candy ones. I think that's like the exact opposite. Did you see my was weird stuff? Did you see my tweet this weekend? So you don't call cotton candy. What do you call it? Candy Floss. Candy Floss. Easy. You know what they call sprinkles? Didn't you, okay? No, what? What? What are the whole thing you put a little round? Like hundreds of thousands and stuff. Hundreds and Didn't see that you know what they call sprinkles in the UK. No, what? The things you put little round like hundreds of thousands of stuff hundreds and thousands. Hey, go what? Yeah, what if you only get like 20 of them just the brand though I think but people would say put hundreds and thousands. Yeah, that's like this one of those generic kind of brands

That's like that sounds like a lot of words. Yeah, but it's still colorful. I love it. Yeah, I think it's more than sprinkles What do you want hundreds and thousands? Colorful I love it. Yeah, I think it's more than sprinkled what you want hundreds and thousands Apparently a treat that people eat in Australia too is the bread with butter on it and then hundreds and thousands that sounds really It's not horrible but still not not toasted called fairy bread just Like room temperature bread with butter and sprinkles bread floss. Oh, you call it candy floss. They call cotton candy fairy floss in Australia What the fuck is definitely floss? I'm definitely So very bread be bread with fairy floss on it cuz it's like tiny string. It's not like string at all Candy here. It's like

You like shoot up as an instant string cheese is not like string at all I don't know why they call that it's a cheap stick. Why do they call it string cheese? You just blew my mind, but why do they call it? It's so weird. It's a little stringy when you peel it a little bit, but not means like I'm an asshole I'm a I don't know. Does anybody else get get string cheese or no? Because I'm not well. Well, I mean we do get it at the office so it is here But does anybody just like bite it or or do you have to peel it like I peel it like a fucking asshole even I'm a grown man now I can't just like it's like I want some cheese I should just eat the fucking stick I sit there and I peel it like for 10 minutes

for no fucking reason if I gave you an Oreo would you pop it apart and eat the middle part? Absolutely absolutely I haven't done that like honestly most of the time I'll open it up eat the eat the cream and then debate whether I even want to cook here not Sometimes yeah, sometimes sometimes I'll look and I realize I have fucking 20 like remnants of Oreos left in front of me I've just eaten all the cream if you made that stuff at home the stuff in the middle Yeah, you would never eat it again because it's basically vegetable oil and sugar Man you're making me hungry come on like how big how big like hoops and stuff the gelatin the fucking cream I doubt it dude that's not something minging in there like from an animal do you

think they're like gelatin like there's fucking I don't think I don't think there's a fucking foot in there I don't think there's any cream in there that's a fucking foot inside the cream the drop of cream in the middle of the river. Do you have Bourbons that little chocolate? Bourbons no like rectangle Oreos, but with dark like milk chocolate inside No, just like an Oreo. Yeah, anyway, I had a friend who used to like stick like three of them in his mouth And there's two of them and not swallow until it was just like

Dirty like you're okay Like gogo with it. Oh my god. What's always a friend Dan? It's so funny. I always say to you. It's having one friend Yeah, that's all his guys. Yeah, it was I was a neighbor. I had he was disgusting You support milk into bags of crisps as well eating with a spoon Wow is it potato chips? Oh Gross not like rice crispy is like potato chips with milk. Oh I was a little soggy. Wow, I was a little... Potato chips! Oh, gross! God damn dude. Not like rice crispy is like potato chips with milk?

Yeah. Oh, he's a little bit of a whop. I was thinking about it. It's pretty horrible. When I was a baby... He was a little bit of a whop. He was a little bit of whop. He was a little bit of whop.

He was a little bit of whop. We would also do this game where he had a trampoline and we played a game called Eat the Racins. Oh my God. We just emptied like cottons of raisins the trampoline and someone had to lie on their front Like with their arms by their sides and the other person would bounce them and all the raisins How dirty were the reason people to jump on I mean I like how this you had a name for this game This means you did it more than once. It was just like one time We did this like you're hanging out like you're playing next box like want to play the raisins

I do kind of question is that no this was yeah, I was like eight probably So the answer is yes, he did play it multiple. Yes, absolutely when I was in elementary school I used to pour chocolate milk into my soda and drinking like in the Coca-Cola because, because it would like rupture and explode like a volcano. That's disgusting. Yeah. Can you say that like if you like, he's talking about the knockoff basically Oreos, like the different kinds they have.

Honestly, a knockoff Oreo, like if you get an Oreo, there's tons of companies that make a cookie that's like an Oreo, but if you don't get an Oreo, it's like the one thing they just can't replicate, they can't get it right. It's just a chocolate cookie with some white shit in the middle. But still it's like if you get another one, they're just, they're so far off. It's like the same about Big Mac. Who else can make

a Big Mac? No, it's true. They do try to, oh I say, they say, pull my mic down, it's blocking my beautiful face. Hello everybody, how are you? The, yeah, but no, but it's like, there't things like if you they build like the other version of it It's never as good like honestly. I can give a shit between coke and Pepsi Pepsi is a perfectly fine drink by itself But if I have a knockoff Oreo it tastes like shit. It's like it's like crispy. It's like a sponge Man, you're really fired up about this We have some shit You're really fired up about this It's like a band-aid. It's like it all band-aid. Is that the same thing?

That's the absolute worst one time I had to buy one of those knockoffs They were out of band-aid brand band-aid so like oh this other one's got to be fine right? You're sticking out and it instantly falls off like oh Band-aid is the brand. What is the generic term bandage and he's bandage? They're band-aid branded. He's abandoned. Itaid branded he's abandoned is there are absolute shit Whatever reason they just got it right with the thing and nobody else can figure out how to fuck to do it That's why don't buy generic medicine. I can't be right. I feel like a lot of cereals like that too Yeah, like some cereal. It's like it's the same thing go fuck yourself. It is not the same absolutely not the same thing

Even fucking rights crispy. It's like cooked rice. Yeah, that's it and it's still this is She version of it. How can they fuck that up? I always like it's cooked right the best thing they like hide it like when they sit The oven they like the temperature and the time they're like it's clear. They like said it the best thing about Jiveau the dude who stole the formula for coke and tried to sell it to Pepsi. Yeah, Pepsi turned mint to the FBI Motherfucker went to jail.. You think I think people would notice Well, cuz pepsi don't have it. Oh shit. This is coke How is how insulting would that be to if you're a pepsi? Hey, I'm gonna sell you the formula for coke and be like Why would you want that I would turn him into just because he's a fucking asshole

Maybe it's maybe just me, but I think two with the, like the off brand cereals, the fucking mascots are so much more pathetic. You know what I mean? It's like, dinko, the dinosaur. It's just like fucking sucks. It makes, it makes, it makes like Tony the tiger look like a badass.

Like you never think of him as a great mascot, but then you see these other assholes that like the third party fucking cereal just puts on the box. It's pretty sad. I also don't like kids breakfast. I don't like the commercials because all the commercials are basically that great. Somebody has some cereal. Somebody's got the cereal and somebody else wants a cereal but they can't have it. Yeah. Don't fucking give them the cereal. Whatever you do. Don't give it to that fucking bird. Don't let the rabbit get the fucking tricks. You know or somebody's gonna dress up and try to seal it a lot of times the commentary

Box of the cereal It's making anxious all the time It's like the fucking 99% and the 1% it's like we have the cereal we must deny it from everyone else Well, it's like either he's right either either either the person on the box can't get thrown goddamn cereal. You're not allowed. Look at you are keep it away from that fucking lupur com. Or they have the cereal and they're trying to keep it because people are trying to fucking steal it. Yeah. Well that's lucky. Like lucky. He's got the cereal. He's on the lane. They're out to get him all the time. The guys running for his life every fucking

day. Yeah. And the fucking every sir. The raffle. He doesn't even fucking get it They never even let the fucking have the bastard have it and if the cocoa puff gets it He's the bird he goes fucking a shit to bud. I said some kind of like I got monkey Tootie is totally the tiger never tries to eat it He's just like hanging out with a kid playing basketball Yeah, no, no, he's hanging out with the kid who's playing basketball and the kid just got his ass kicked by the tough kids in the neighborhood So then he gives him to frosted flakes to this place so they can be frosted flakes. Frosted flakes. Frosty's. Oh, that's where the frosty flakes is. Frosty's this.

Oh, give it a name. It's a little weird. No, a nice name for kids to eat. Frosty's frosted flakes. A nice name. Frosty flakes does sound like a generic cereal name. Who do you want? Frosties are frosted flakes. Yeah, but it's like the description. It's like the jingle, man. Frosted flakes. It doesn't make you wonder the voice down line.

Good. They're great. I've never heard that. You know, it's like you're down between like, we're gonna call these frosted flakes or we're gonna call them sugarcoded wheat chips. Yeah. Chucklep rice puff.

Me and the seros must be fucking crazy. Serial. They have such stupid names. I never got this as a kid, of course. I'd always be like, Mommy, you want the cereal. Shut up, bitch, you get this crap. You get like, Steve's circle oats. You're cereal coming to bed, you're going to a box.

Yeah, but as an adult, I go to the fucking store and like four dollars fuck that And there's always one with the kangaroo on it I think the big bag with the kangaroo like the generic knockoff one. Yeah, I know what you're talking about Yeah, did you have the thing here where they changed the cereal? And it's like massive outcry and they changed the name back. Oh no, no, we had the thing where they add something. Like Lucky Charms, they would add the purple horseshoe and there's a big fucking meal. See we had a purple styrofoam flavor pressure in the mouth and supposed to the pink one

in the blue. What do you call the rice crispsies that are chocolate? Chocolate rice crispsies? Coco, Coco, Coco crispsies. Yeah. Okay. Chris B's that are chocolate. Chocolate rice, Chris, Chris, Chris, yeah. Okay. Well, they're called coca pops in England. And they changed the name to Choco, Chris, B's.

And everyone went back shit. And they did like this huge campaign. And I was like, no, don't worry, they call coca pops again. Huge thing. It was like a whole year. You know, the massive conspiracy theory about that with Coca-Cola in America. 10 years ago, probably. What about the making the shitty Coke, so they can bring the good Coke back?

They made the new Coke and the interest new Coke in the mid 80s, and there was a huge outcry going, why the fuck did you change Coca-Cola? It's the number one drink in America. I think like one out of every seven drinks consumed in the world is Coca-Cola, and they changed the formula. They made new Coke and everybody flipped their shit, and they brought it back. They're like, oh, nope, Coca-Cola Classic is back now,

but the conspiracy theory is that they changed the formula between when they took Coke off the market, Coca-Cola off the market, and they reintroduced Coca-Cola Classic. And that's when they made the move from having sugar in Coca-Cola to having high fructose corn syrup. That's when they made the move, and it saved the company tens of millions dollars a year in production of Coca-Cola. And you couldn't tell because you hadn't had it in a while. You didn't have them back to back. And that's why people like that's genius. Because you had the crappy

Coke so they would just like it's genius. But apparently that's when they made the switch in the formula to high fructose corn syrup. But they put the shitty one in the middle so everyone would love to know when I'm dead. I'd love to know those secrets like how companies were just screwing us I find it so impressed not only can you not tell but you enjoy it You're like they're like you in the introduce the high fructose quarantine like oh, yeah, this does so great This is so good. You should get like crazy like yeah You're like huh show them bitches. We got what we want and then like the coke fat cat just sitting there rolling in his money There's money in his sugar. Yeah, he's got all the sugar now because they're not putting it in the coke anymore absolutely so did you hear that I guess last night a southwest flight landed at the wrong airport I had about that how do you like the how many people

have to make a mistake for that to happen it's like he they landed an airport at the seven miles away from the rest of post you like the runway was barely long enough for them to land at. They thought they were in Branson, Missouri, but they were at like some other airport. And so they landed and that airport since it's so small, doesn't normally accommodate the size of planes. So after they landed, the pastures all that stand the plane for two hours, because they had no way to get off the plane. They couldn't take off again. There was no they couldn't take off they, you

know, they're low on fuel. The runway was too short and they had no jet bridge. And I bet they had no grip on the wheels, so they couldn't take off. Yeah, they had no grip, there was too much ice. So they had to get the ladder from the other airport and drive it seven miles down the road so that they could get it, it took two hours so they could get the people off the plane.

That's whoops mental. That's fucking bullshit. And then I don't know if you remember a couple months ago, there was like that special Boeing 747 that was like carrying parts from 787 in it that landed at the wrong airport It's like this the 747 is already a fucking huge plane. This is like a super specialized one that's even bigger It's basically carrying the fuselage of another plane in it and It landed and they like it sat there overnight They're like they don't know if the runways long enough to take off

So like that to figure out. I like the idea of the pilot communicating with the actual tower. It's like, you know, we're just coming in right now and the people in the in the tower that landing it. I just like, what the hell is happening? You think somebody's like, no, no, no, what are you doing? Well, this one is out of this flight. There was no tower at the airport where they landed because it was like It was so small Is anybody there Fuck it, I'm just gonna wait and see apocalypse for the world to live

Come on, they couldn't pick up a station. I mean somebody moved the tower All right, I'm going blind if you look if you bought a bunch of land built a runway on it Okay, how long do you think it'd be before a plane landed? That would be awesome What just messed that out? Yeah, just put up a runway Yeah, could you get it would you then get the plane like gotcha? You're on my runway Yeah, I got the end of the runway nine tenths of the law Yeah, can you have some sort of big trap come out and try to be crazy the guys when they land the plane you go They show up to like refuel it, you know, and you go now you can come on my land

Give them like a ten-dollar parking ticket. How was that lap's period? Like the plane's been sat there so long that it could be refueled. When you're squalling it. When you're squalling it. Seven years at the point. When you're sitting up playing you squat. A plane for seven years.

That's a long time to wait for fuel. A plane squat. So I don't think you can see it there. That's the 747 that landed at the wrong airport. Wow. You can see how fat it is. And the big plane. Yeah great.

As soon as we cut to it it's like the fucking nose Big plain we get it just wipe it back. It's got that's how you know it landed. It's like that's a much better shot Okay, that tells a story way it looks like a show. It's a plane on the ground. Do you know what a 747 normally looks like? Well normally looks like looks like that Okay, you're all you said that you don't think that looks like a you think that looks like a normal 747 I just don't think the shot of the wheels on the ground was that big of a disappointment It it told the same story to me is the point sitting on the ground It's like oh, there's no why is it is Bernie a fucking asshole today

Does anybody tell me so you mad that you didn't go to go get invited swimming? I'm I'm glad you're fucking baby Let's put it that way. I'm glad you're fucking baby Well, I need to say that I'm glad you said to fucking dark theater and didn't like a movie What are you gonna get over Google one? Play Gavin or Google That's what took it out. I'm gonna pull it. All right, I'm gonna be ready to go here. Get it. All right, tell me player teams on. No, no, we told that I'm feeling lucky. I

Still I hate the frame rate of the it's like three frames a second. We should read right now right now We do I'm feeling lucky good frame rate. There go. All right. For those of you who have never played Gavin or Google before, what we do is I give a three or four word phrase to both Mr. Gavin free and the search engine Google. And I see which one can come back with the most ridiculous question Gavin from his brain and Google from the auto complete of all the searches made using that three or four word phrase all across the world. Every day on Google the search engine We have to guess try not long dust and Michael Who said it Gavin or Google are you ready to play yeah, okay? So fucking stoked. Yeah

Don't you be a bitch? I'm totally excited. I'm like you. I am happy. I'm a good person I want to do this. Let's go. Let's have fun. Can we look at a picture of a week? I think when I think when Gus sees a picture of a wheel of a plane on the ground now, he's going to have PTSD from the fucking stupid comment you made. I like I've got a way was good. I've never seen a plane like that. Yeah. I agree. Everyone agrees. Right. It's a big plane. I also have to point out the fact that I had that fog of the world app where I track where I go in the world I

Don't know how the hell you can land at the wrong airport because when I in a plane 35,000 feet in the air I can't get any more points Going between Austin and LA because the plane flies on the exact same path every single time which is amazing to me I'm glad the pilots of my planes aren't pissing about with apps on their iPhone though But you know what they have fucking instruments that do this I'm glad the pilots of my planes aren't pissing about with apps on their iPhone though But you have what they have fucking instruments that do this. I mean, they're literally in like between Austin LA Oh, like over Phoenix, Arizona the plane is it within not on an altitude basis, but like on North South it's within a street width of itself of the previous plane Yeah, they have got some mental to me. That's mental even with a computer

That's mental whoops wrong airport. Yeah, what fucking later? I don't think this is our exit Did I tell you my old technology? You know you're a pilot apparently go like this you go Shit, I miss it. It is a lot to make it And it's over fucking shit in the related the wrong guy Wow that airport looks like it's really small way down there. Wait, we're on the ground. Oh Did I tell you the thing I did recently where I bought I was picking seats while I was on the plane No, oh well I'm really into picking the best seat on planes now because I'm platinum

I can pick like any seat apart from first bus. Yeah, it's great So I never know. So I use that seat guru thing where you can tell you all the best ones. And I picked a seat that I look good on the app. And I was like, this isn't the best seat. The best seats over there. So I was like, Oh wait, on my flight back, I'm going to pick that seat. So I changed my seat, like I let a little walk around the plane and pick my best seat in person. I was like, next flight, I'm

in that seat. That's how cool technology is. Technology is pretty cool. It's pretty amazing. The stupidest way to Southwest Airlines, which I flew out to LA this last time in Vegas when we went out there for the award show. I'd like that we worked with a phone crew recently and we asked them, what else? And they're like, whatever we can, Southwest, and we were like, dude, what? Well, I guess they have to change their flight a lot if and late it's easy no he said because apparently south west is

better with check baggage than anybody else all right important when you're checking cameras make so we're gonna play gavna or google for right phrase that i gave to both gavin and to google is the phrase can a dot dot dot dot dot one of the things came back and said can a Catholic Mary a Christian? Can a Catholic Mary Christian? Okay. The other one said can a stalactite become a stalagmite if it falls? Both very interesting. Yes. Catholic is the same as a Christian or Christian is the same as a Catholic. So subset. I'm going to guess. Ken A's the lack type become a stalagmite that the stalagmite

question is Gavin. Okay. I will agree. Alright let's reveal our answer on our new screen. Ken A stalagmite if it falls Gavin. That's the most unfettered interview ever. I was raised. Why do you think about that? What do you mean? Like, I was raised. Why do you think about that?

What do you mean? Like, why was that what you thought of? He said can A, and you said, select type become a start of a fall. I was thinking. It's actually funny too, because I was going to go with that, because we had a conversation about that, maybe within the last two or three weeks in a lot of supply. So that's the best out sites.

Well, I think you went to a cave recently. I did. Oh, did you go down the natural bridge caverns? I went in a in a space. Oh my god. What? Space I can remember damn name, but I thought it cuz they take like Thousands of years to grow. I thought if it fell and stuck in the ground, would it start going back growing up? Yeah You know what? Oh oh you spilled beer. Oh The next phrase that I gave to Gavin in the Google is why don't birds why don't birds the first was why don't birds ever lie down? Okay, why don't birds ever lie down and the other one wanted to know why don't birds fly at night? Why don't they fly? Oh those are both that's tough

Why do you have to go first this time? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, bird. Gus both, they do lie down. And birds definitely fly at night. I'm gonna say Gavin asked why they don't lie down. And what do you say? Just to be contrary, I'll say fly at night. And let's find out the answer.

Why don't birds ever lie down? We said said by Gavin We're like have a bed in a pillow, but they lie down On the floor what you see them on eggs and you don't get to that line That's sitting you just sitting down so the lie down would have to sit and then go If you ever see a bird on it side is dead a bird would never just lie down Lies down and puts its head down Like it sits like on an egg and it puts it down

You see the ostrich were not sure it's like curls its own head back I've never seen an off you see the bird You've seen it. You've seen it. They take the nose, the beak, and they put it under the wing. You don't see that? Yeah. Yeah, but the duck would do that if it's floating. A duck would do that. A duck would do that.

You can't lie on water. You float. Duck float. Duck float. I would float. If there was a duck, I would float. That ostrich thing, that reminds me to begin with, what you were doing on New Year's when I stayed too long and you got too far. If you remember you're doing the whole vampire thing with your jacket. No, you're hiding. Yeah. No, you're also

doing a vampire because you said that you couldn't see me. It was invisible stuff. Yeah, you were invisible. Basically, that's kind of similar to hiding. We were hiding and then you couldn't see. You know what I learned too, but I'm not sure how familiar you are with all the different leathers of the world. But there are ostrich skin boots and like wallets and things where they're very dimpled looking Austrit skin. I don't even know what that looks like. Oh really? You know what alligator skin looks like It's all scaling yeah cuz you can see an alligator skin. Yeah. Well ostrich skin is like it's like leather But it's like dimples get little dimples and that's where the feathers were in and that's the the makes that dimple But I really get that really dimpled look they have to pluck the

ostriches while they're still alive. Oh, dude, you would have to be a tough motherfucker to pluck a live ostrich. I'm sure that tied down. I would hope so. Probably the shit kicked out of you. Have you ever seen one of those chicken de feathered machines? Oh, yeah, it it took a washing machine. It's like a big circle with a ton of rolls in it that rubber spikes and They just put a chicken in while it's spinning and it's like And it comes out instantly with no feathers. How do you invent a machine that plugs feathers from a chicken? It's brilliant. I've seen it. You don't remind me obviously we want to put out a sound live chicken It's a dead chicken being deep. Yeah, it's dead

They've killed it. They slits throw it earlier probably it reminding me in the machine that's at Rudy's There's just a barbecue place to go to Will you put your hands in the wash your hands awesome? It reminds you that a little bit. That's like the greatest machine ever It's also such a touristy thing like whenever we go to Rudy's with somebody that hasn't been there before one It's like awesome barbecue and then to do stick your hands in this hole. It'll blow your mind You know sticker. I've worn on the pod clean hands. I have clean hands I think like one of the first video podcast. I'm wearing it. I have a nice clean hands Mixing of that Doritos commercial that that fan made one with the Dorito finger cleaner have you seen that?

I'll set it to you later guys like suck on the other guys fingers and stuff Yeah, but it's a can I ask you question? Do you ever feel like after you pull your hands out of those two holes? Do you feel like your hands are clean? Yeah, I don't know So then I get really draft the arms for a while get draft the arms like I feel like I put my hands like a sweat machine I feel like I feel like I put my hands like a sweat machine Girl so gross. All right. Let's wrap up Gavin Google. Would you fist cows? Go ahead? Yeah I was gonna say I Have but I don't know why I would say that I haven't but I know guys to put their put their

Off the elbow. They helped in Seminate cows. I knew guys who did that in high school Wait in high school they did that it was like for four-h club for H What I don't know the agents are for but the four four. Yeah, why not For all-so humanity's husband tree holes hotel management Humanities is like for subjects anyways If you know any with the four-h's just for but it was basically like Texas is kind of a tough place to grow up going to school because I knew kids would go to the rodeo where it's like You know if you probably know this part of the process they go to the Houston livestock show in rodeo

They would get a calf and they would raise the calf like all year or two years and then take it back and show it at The livestock show in rodeo and it was a big prize whoever won their cow won the best in show or whatever and you're like, hey congratulations, hey, the cow you raised with Jesus, where's it? Oh, they bought it and they took it to kill it. Like, it's like, oh, it's really a big downer. I mean, there I got a steak. Yeah. I want a near-end Betsy.

Poor cow. Poor steak dinner. There's a lot of stuff to deal with. I tell you big enough to the point where you could eat a steak, but keep the cow alive probably, right? Nope. Not a steak. Some sort of cuts you can't do.

Stakes have bones in them, right? You got a fun cut of bone and- Is it also like way inside of it? Yeah. It's like some sausage. It's not like you can't like cut the end off, right, for a steak. There's a lot of weird kind of, this weird contest in Asia where they try and serve, like if the animal dies before it before it served it's you fail

It's gross. Yeah, I've seen videos of like people serving sushi and like the fish still alive. Yeah, I couldn't do that It's so let's finish this Gavin or Google all right hold on so a cow The steak wait wait You look this up. Are you okay? I just want to put down my lung almost Part of the tenderloin I guess that So that's like right here. Like this would be the state. Yeah, take a piece out of Bernie. Could you replicate a cow state cut with a human? Could you? Like does a human have a soul? I would assume that humans have like dark meat. Do we have a ribeye? Probably. Where's our dark meat, do you think?

Do we have a fillet? Fillet? Can go your snorting? How do you think human feet taste? I told my artifact checker the 4-H's sin for hands, heart, head, and health. What's the good thing with fisting cows? You're a cultural club. It's an agricultural club.

It's an agricultural club. So's an agricultural club So you have friends in my school I guarantee a lot of people is in the podcast who are very heavily involved in 4-H Probably you know for whatever reason Wikipedia says I'm a boy scout I was never Wikipedia says I was born fucking web county and has a picture of me in a fucking tiger costume And I know those things are true or ever happened. I don't know where that ever came out That's always gonna be a new Wikipedia now. That was a boy scout. I don't know where that ever came up. That's always gonna be on your Wikipedia now That was a boy scout. I wasn't what is wrong with you. I Hailed some bear earlier and it's rising on me I don't know is it that thing where it's like doesn't make it all the way down your stomach kind of lives like

Breaking apart. It's not my log and all my stomach. Do you need to be upside down? I've been hailed somewhere He breathed it. He didn't drink it. You ever think we we swallow hard It's like some kind of like it's like off somehow like your swallows like off center I don't know how to describe it and like hurts right here. Yeah, I get up with orange juice all the time I can't drink orange juice because I kind of swallow in the wrong place. I get that with spaghetti Yeah, I just swallow it wrong and I'm like ah It's like this the noodles go down sideways, it's in a long waist. When I eat a lot, it's like, oh, it's so good.

And then it gets caught right in my chest. I'm pushing it down the wrong hole. And I'm like, you get an x-ray, the doctor will be like, Mr. Jones, you have a spaghetti strainer in your chest. You were born with it apparently. You got the thing where you eat spaghetti and then un-eat it. No. No, my dog did that. eat spaghetti and then uneaten. No. Oh my dog did that.

No. So we're just dog eating spaghetti. You know those raw hide bones? Yeah. We got our dog like a comical one. Like it was ridiculously big, but he was a big dog. He was one of those Afghan dogs long hair, so always look like a girl.

Alex. And so it's basically one big long piece of raw hide that's tied to not at the end, but it's and they put it out of each other and chew on it They turn it like sappy like this is like the white one. Yeah, and it gets really turns into fucking goo It dies. He's right at one time. He had chewed off He had chewed off the knot of it the knot. Yeah, he had like a raw hide ball Yeah, and he comes up and he's like Making this noise like this

You made a raw-hide ball because you chewed off the end of the nut The nut and I pulled and yet And he had... Unwrapped the knot in one... and swallowing... While the whole thing out of it... Swallowed the whole thing out... And I pulled it out, I was like... It was horrifying! It was long!

No! But I was just gonna use... I was gonna give it a try, I was gonnaified. I was low. No. No. But I just didn't know he was, even Ty don't get it through up. Dude, rods are the grossest thing ever. My dog, we used to eat those and it was fucking like ruined the carpet because he'd be eating it on the carpet and then it would turn the goo

and then all the goo would like goop over the carpet and then it would harden and turn it like shit shit fuse with the carpet Which also we're not gaffin what the fuck That reminds me sometimes I feel though of having some swallowed all the way down your stomach and somebody Shit the dog was so grateful I was telling Gavin about this I was telling Gavin about this. I was telling Gavin about this.

Lindsey, she got over Christmas. She got one of those like scented warmers, right? Where it's kind of like a candle, but there's just a light bulb inside. And then the top is like a wax. And when you turn it on, it turns into like a liquid. And it's just like an aroma for the room. And then when you turn it off, it like just hardens again

back into the wax. But I didn't just describe the candle. No, I think you're five minutes. Yeah, but it's a light bulb, and it's not. No, I feel the heat. It's a little trick. You're an angel of the trick. We're the other man, I got you.

So I've never seen this before. And I thought it was a fucking candle So one night, you know, she left it on and she's sleeping and I was going to bed and I'm turning everything off and I'm looking at it And I'm like oh she forgot to turn the t- the candle off So I picked the lid up and kind of like tilt it and I'm holding it and I just kind of look in the blow up the candle And I'm just staring at a light bulb for five seconds. I'm like the fuck and then I realize the wax is burning my head so I go oh and I fucking like fling it I threw wax all over the fucking wall oh I can't get in the carpet and through all of my walls all over the carpet it's

fucking pink wax it's everywhere and it's like one thirty in the morning and she's sleeping in the room and I'm just like god! I'm like fuck her! And she's like, I'm gonna leave it till the morning. So I'm like googling it one thirty in the morning. How the fuck do I get wax out of a carpet? Wax out of a carpet and it tends to use an iron, right? And it'll just, it'll just take a paper bag and put a paper bag or a paper towel on top of the wax. Iron the other side of it and it'll it'll liquefy again and then the bag will just pick it up

That makes sense but which makes a lot of sense, but I didn't feel like getting an iron So I just grabbed the blow dryer. It's like 1.30 in the morning and like I'm just blow drying the carpet and I did the same thing except I had a paper towel But it was working but not as well Like it couldn't get the last little bit of it So I'm just holding the fucking blow dryer right up to the paper towel But then it started causing smoke and I set off my fucking fire alarm I smoked it that and then all of the apartment went off

So it's now almost two o'clock in the morning and every smoke detector my Parpe is going off as I'm using the fucking hair dryer. I love those messes that always you can I love the messes you can make where you are solely responsible But it's so big that you have to take a minute to take in what you've done Yeah, I can move all the furniture and shit just to get through it. Yeah, you're just like Where do I start? Yeah, I'm so annoyed. I don't know which bit to clean first Irritating this is a thing I saw so somebody animated Gifford guy like goes to jump over like a plastic chain In a grocery store and he goes to jump over and he catches his foot on it

But the poor fucking sap the other end of the plastic chain is connected to like a like six foot tall gum Display and the whole thing comes down on the dude especially a shelf from floor to ceiling of all the tiniest stuff Buries the dude and he's got that look Doesn't move on to it. She's like this is my life now. I live here. All right. You ready for the last gabner go with question Yes, all right the last one is could a human could a human could a human cry itself dry Was one of the responses the other was could a human actually survive human could a human cry itself dry was one of the responses the other was Could a human actually survive inside of a whale fucking Christ We're not the I'm gonna ask question. Do you think either one of those things could happen could a human cry itself to the point of dehydration?

No, I don't think so Okay, could a person live in a whale probably I know that like whales throats are big enough for a human to get through But I guess getting by that. I mean if you bring a backpack with some food and shit probably Yeah, we're gonna read You're not watching like survive more than a day. There's no air in the stomach, right? What's the value? Well, I mean this is like a very limited supply. Yeah, but it's always being refreshed But it gets shrimp and shit comes in yeah, but that's underwater you get it's gonna be a good watch Straight you can't breathe water, too. I know this oxygen in water

Yeah, but it doesn't like gulp in the air No, I mean, no, but it does breathe air right in its lungs not in its stomach right true You swallow some of every time you eat you lungs not in its stomach right true yeah you you swole a summit every time you eat do you have hair in your stomach yeah but we're not under water any time a whale I probably do I probably have some five some some you're gonna be a little so do you want to go do you want to go first I'm gonna say Gavin said score by the way it's two to one Michael can a human cry itself dry I'm gonna go with can a human survive in a whale. Gavin said that. Okay let's find out.

Good human cry. We have a tie. The only reason I thought that is uh I think that human living in a whale is like a biblical story. Jonah the whale. Right. So I didn't think Gavin would be asking. Jonah on the way. Jonah the whale.

Is Pinocchio biblical? No Pinocchio is not biblical. Wasn't Depeto in the whale. Joe the on the way. He's Joe the way. He's Pinocchio Biblical. No Pinocchio is not Biblical. Wasn't Depeto in the way. So we ended up tied. Yeah, I'm a little disappointed in myself, honestly, that I didn't get Gavin three for three, because I sit next to him. Yeah, I'm a little disappointed.

He's an enigma. He's a mystery. It's a hard, hard to crack. I'm actually human if it cried enough, there will be no tears left. Here's how much he's got. I doubt it. Here's how much the world has changed.

Like I look at Jonah and the whale on Google. The first thing that returned was not the story of Jonah from the whale from the Bible. It was Jonah and the whale Seafood buffet in Ocean City, Maryland. Nice. That's the first feature. My second guess or my guess would have been something related to Veggie Tails. It has all you can see food. Michael with over 75 delicious items on the buffet.

Any like what? We're going to be 75 out of it. That's a lot. What if we don't need the whale eats you? I get the feeling that being swallowed by a whale with a knife would be one of the coolest entrances being swallowed by a whale with a knife or being swallowed with. Wally swallows me in.

Swallow me in my mouth. Throw it at me. I've enjoyed like sharks swallowing people hold and spit them out by a whale with a knife or a swallow with a swallow with a knife. We're in the middle of the night. Get in my mouth, you bastard. I've heard George about sharks swallowing people holding spit in the mouth because it wets its on. That would be the scariest thing you can ever get. Because they would have cut themselves out of an animal. That would be wicked. Probably.

I would imagine. I'd go in a couple animals you can do it with. Like an elephant. It would happen in short. Which wouldn't be true. You could cut yourself out of a whale for sure. A whale is one but no, a whale is like your itchy either. How the fuck you do? Why not? Cut your way through a well for sure. A whale is one, but no, a whale is not gonna eat you either. How the fuck you do?

Cut your way through a whale with what? A knife! You think you can cut through a whale with a knife? Absolutely, you just... Surrender, don't you? You just jerk off. Oh, a whale is like the... The munch face, the...

The munch face. The munch face. What is it? They're on the teeth. The munch in the cartoons. They got the... Bailing. Do you have the bailing?

I think that's what it's called. A big roof called, bailing. The way like... Straw stuff that fills up. Yeah, actually, the... The... Do you have the bailing? Do you have the bailing? I think that's what it's called. I think I've heard it's called bailing. Like the weird like straw stuff that fills up. Yeah, it's for the plankton. Yeah, but a human can slip through in there. God, you can't. I got a wide gob dude, blue whale easily. Have you ever seen the gob of a whale up close?

Oh yeah, it's so wide. What I'm going in for like intimate moments. It's so wide dude. No, blue whale is massive though, isn't it? Well how big, they still exist? Yeah, they still live Yeah, I know like the biggest thing that ever lived right? Yeah, it's pretty cool. The biggest thing that has ever walked Swam the earth is Still what what sad I bet none of us have seen one. I've never seen one. I've never seen one

The biggest man that has ever lived in the world ever we've never seen one Just let's go and see never seen one. We will do the next podcast from inside of Blue Wave. Here's what's even better in there. Is that if you were given the choice, right now we can go to the aquarium and we could see one. What do you mean an aquarium? Whatever. Or if we could place one in the ocean.

And we could see one. Or you could eat one right now. We could serve you one. You would eat it before you would go see it That's a hard question. You would totally do that. I might eat a blue whale before I do the biggest most majestic Reeser that's ever lived and you would probably just want to eat it I feel like you wouldn't be able to finish it here my whole thing It's like a food challenge Finish the whale I'm free. I'm eating the bailing

Finish the whale I'm free. I'm eating the bailing But that's why my steak cow living steak thing comes back into play a blue whale is so incredible nobody knows what that is Fuck what's the Cal living cow living cow No, Michael come on if they can't eat Could you cough a bit of cow without killing the cow and eat the cow Michael and I were talking about this earlier about your State Cal living thing and we were wondering when you're gonna bring around but a way a blue whale is so big That you could probably have some of it while it's still alive. I would imagine so. And they probably don't need to kill him.

I mean, you can make the argument that there's probably things eating you all the time and you don't know it. Mosquito eats some of you and you, if you're fine, that's true. Never be fucking itch afterwards. What is that? What is that? What do you think mosquitoes would be able to bite you in a wooden itch? Well, they bite you and they get away. I think the itch is later.

No, it's your body is the itch. It's like getting rid of the goop, isn't it because it it De-coagulates your blood it makes you bleed more what does the musket of venom so you think it's like that's a little blood pocket It fills up. Well your body is trying to replete left eyes the blood is it? Yeah, okay What about time to wrap up I get to play gavry. I'm happy we got to play gavry Google to say it's a it was a treat. It was my first time guys and that was not the bad fucking mood Hey, well it was your you're a fight

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