Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #254

Episode Date: January 21, 2014

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And Daven. And Gus. But especially lots of Gus So here we are for our podcast our weekly ritual. How does a hymen work? Oh? You are a fucking Sugar got done in with a bunch of tweezers like oh you don't know what the high how the hymen works How does the hymen what I thought why don't you look it up? I don't have Google hymen I don't see that you've Googled way worse things how? Can we give a little backstory to those people who missed the episode last week? Last week we told a story. Gabbin was about to make a point and I

tried to like steer you away from it because I can tell the point you were making. I want it to be close to that point. And I pointed out that there was a really creepy article that somebody wrote years and years ago. That's actually a local film blogger. He was writing about a TV show, Heroes, how the young, cheerleader, female character, teenage character, she had this ability to heal, that was her superpower, and he was, said it was like a, I don't know what he said, geek fantasy,

that her Heimann would grow back every time after sex. Yeah, okay, so that was the conversation we had. We pointed out this creepy thing, this guy wrote him that like 10 years ago. The way I thought it worked, is that. that was the conversation we had we point out this creepy thing The Skyward on that like 10 years ago the way I thought it worked is that we got fucking hammered the hymen is some sort of skin Tissue membrane thing that the first time you have sex is Broken that is the myth. Yes, and then they and then it that's it But apparently it doesn't break or everyone's been tweeting me that it

So you do know how it works. You should be reading it like a dumb tweets But you point out to you that this is a uniquely female part of the anatomy. Yeah, you don't have what it's Far enough. No, I don't know. It's up a vaj. Does he have to mention that? You're listen, let's be clear. Just explain for clarity. But I didn't I just don't know how it works Now I thought I knew but apparently it moves. I thought it broke. Does it break or does it move? Buddy burns I didn't even want this conversation. Nobody wants this conversation, but you nobody wanted you was broken Because it's a well, you're ignorant then Barbara. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know

I have no idea. I'm not a doctor. I'm no smart. Then I was last week then. You got a lot of stuff tweeted at you though. Yeah. So did you see I've read this right before? I'm changing the subject away from Hyman's by the way. I don't know if you saw this, but I was reading right. The developers step off. The developers of the Candy Crush game have now filed a trademark on the word candy. They were approved for a trademark on the word candy. have now filed a trademark on the word candy. They're approved for a trademark on the word candy. In use in gaming, films, educational software, and clothing. So now they're going after every app on the app store

that has a word candy in it and issuing takedowns. Well, that's that's not true. So they were awarded a trade. They were awarded. Yeah, they file. There's a lot of everything here. You have a copyright on something, which means you created a work and then the copyright applies to it. You can

trademark something, which says, this is our brand new trademark. And then you can get a registered trademark, which is that's are with the circle. That's typically when people file for a trademark, they're getting a registered trademark. If the US government did not tell them it's a registered trademark, they're going to have a tough time defending that. So the So the filing was approved by the US patent and trade off or a trademark office. It's a registered trademark.

On Wednesday and it is a, yeah, they have it. Their claim for the trademark was approved. So now listen, selling, I'm not a lawyer. I have my gun ecological skills are right on par with my understates. Like right there, but that's my understanding they they have that they have approval That means they have a registered US trademark and a trademark's a big deal because You can't fuck around with a trademark. You cannot use it like um there's a there's style guides for anything that you have like when some people put out a

publication or like for Ruby we have a style guide that says, what Yang looks like, what nice, I actually saw you come with the whiteboard and move it down. I have a premonitions. Like we have Ruby style guides. Like this is what Yang looks like, this is what she wears, this is how tall she is and compares and we have all the characters lined up

for all their height and all that stuff. They have the same thing with logos, but like I've worked with companies before where you cannot alter a logo if it's a registered trademark because that in a way waters down The protections they have being a trademark. Yeah, even if it's just like changing the color or putting an outline around it You can't do it change the font size change the distance between the like graphic logo and the actual text can't do any of that stuff So register trademarks are very very big deal now can you so we're candy?

So so someone who's selling cotton candy And it says that on the packaging is that an infringement? Well, it's just in movies games. Yeah, that's not that that's not covered by a If they made a cotton candy app We could like make make virtual cotton candy The company that makes over a million dollars a day on their app, which is what candy crush makes by the way It's going after people. Yeah, so the trademark includes games and software, educational services and clothing.

So I guess filming I was wrong about that. Now listen, now so here's what they'll say. They'll say this is a registered trademark. And we have a registered trademark for candy and they have an obligation to protect it otherwise they could lose it, which is absolutely true. If you have a registered trademark, you and you see an infringement of it, you have to go after it. Because if you let it go buying, you knew about it, then other people could say, well, we can just use your trademark

and then we please. So you actually do have kind of a, it's an onus to defend this thing and protect it. But if they just registered the goddamn thing, it's one thing to say we have to protect our trademark. If you go out and register one, get it, and then immediately start going after people. Yeah. So the boggling one to me is clothing. Like how does it get candy on clothing? So like, what if you have like a candy bar on your shirt? It says candy bar. Can they go after you and

till you can't use candy bar or you can't use candy? I think it's okay to talk about this because it's all public record. When we filed our registry, we have a registered trademark for Ruecherti and the, what's called the Cockpite logo, which is the Ruecherti together. But you don't un-Ruechts. But we don't un-Ruechief. But we did register the trademark to be used, we want to register. We had to say what you're going to use it for. And so we had to say we were going to use this logo was also going to be a clothing,

because it's one of the primary applications, at least for a merchandise standpoint, we put it on clothing. And we had one basically kind of argument filed against, I don't know what the right word is, it's like an objection in a way, but it's not really formal. And there was another company that had roosters

that they were using on clothing. Yeah. It's actually a pretty famous brand. Le Cux, that's it. Yeah. And they said we use roosters on our clothing. And they might have just resources on our clothing. And they might have just filed it to say, you know, that this thing came up and they put

like their kind of their market placing. We objected to this at the time. You know, in case it becomes like a big deal and we started making LeCook's portif shirts. You know what I mean? They could say, no, we objected at the time. LeCook by tif. Yeah. So.

So yeah. So that's your lesson on registered trademarks and US patent law for this week Because I specifically got you out of that conversation yesterday last week I saw where you were headed with you dumb fucking comment and we're all disappointed in you away from it I steered you away from it and we still stepped in it as a result of you Firstly, we do get the podcast week you fucking brings it up. We're all very disappointed You're a thought you're just a jackass. I was here last week I appreciate him bringing it up. I don't know how high we works, but I can take exactly how an asshole work

And wears a medium-sized shirt and drinks red bull That's how I am. That's how a woman's medium. It was a women's medium shirt and drinks red bull. That's how assholes work. You should have seen how excited he was that he had a cold red bull in the week. And he was like, oh my god, there's a cold one. You normally just drink a room temperature? No, you should go to the other building. Get red bull. Give me a think. Give me the...

They're usually hidden in the secret spot. Pass that to him. I wasn't even drinking side-gabbing. You're making me drink. Yeah. Oh. So when you were excited that there was a cold one here? Yeah. Oh, okay. I didn't know that we had Red Bull in that. Why don't you just get over? Yeah, apparently you never opened the fridge because you didn't know how to

fucking close it either. I didn't know there's a procedure in closing off the fridge. The fridge here in the annex has been broken forever. I think since the day we got that fucking thing and the door doesn't close right So I think Brandon like rigged up a strap of Velcro on it So we're like drop kick the thing to try to close it and terror apparently rigged it up Yeah, they did it our T-Li that our T-Li like it does his reaction You can hear it in his ear he was getting I did that

So he rigged up some Velcro So anytime you close the door you have to like Velcro it shut and you just went and grabbed your goddamn Red Bull and then just like close It I've literally never got anything out of that fridge before So how do you know there haven't been cold Red Bulls in the past? I'm not in my opinion. I was excited There's a really disproportionate like happy reaction. Yeah Yeah, what was it with this company and stuff breaking day one and then just keeping it around what do you mean? I got with a safe for a while. There's a safe that got stuck shut. We pay $350 bucks for the safe.

That's why that was years ago. I forgot about that. Five years ago. That was a big old office. Yeah, Brandon was trying to get it open for like six months or something, and then he was trying to return it or something. Oh, I know why.

I know why, because the safe broke day one button. It's like Brandon. It's like turned around to the safe broken. And I say, did you put anything in the safe before the door broke and man It goes I don't know It was literally in the last two hours Did you put anything in that safe before the door broke and he just couldn't answer it

So we had to figure out a way to get in the safe to see if there was anything inside of it And then be the other problem was that how the fuck you throw away a safe? It's not as easy as I remember the handle broke right like it had one of those handles you turned and it's like you turned it and it just like snapped off it was like a 90 pound little bitty safe made out of solid metal except the handle was plastic yeah and the gears that moved it were plastic and it just stripped out what's difficult about throwing away a safe what do you do you toss in the dumpster can the dumpster that's you're so wrong what do we end up doing with it? We trust in the dumpster A lot of Dilligence we jumped in it. It just seems wasteful to do that. Yeah, I don't know It's true. I just wait. No, I'm with Gavin broken. Yeah, it's broken. It's trash

You put in the dumpster if a homeless guy can fix it. It is I don't know I feel like there's a better place to throw away like old furniture or like objects like that what like your front yard I don't know your front yard your front yard? I don't know. Your front yard? My front yard. When I was in college, these guys drove through our front of our house. They drove through, and they stopped in the front yard. They drove through our lawn. They stopped in the front yard.

And there was a bunch of Jews in the back, and they had a full-size deep freeze, like a standalone freezer. And it was the back of a pickup truck. And two dudes were like, hey, what's up? We're like, what the fuck are you going to do? A long time. And they go, here you go. And they take the freezer out, and it landed in the front lawn. to you just go hey what's up we're like what the fucking alone and they go here you go and take the freezer out and it landed in the front lawn and then they just drove off and we're like what the fuck

you get down from generation to gender work no you don't want to get rid of it because that's your problem now that's the way we did it and one of our guys was walking to the bus the next day and saw the guys truck so we drilled a hole all the way through the freezer ran a big ass chain through the whole dumpster and then chained it to the guys grill and somebody did with a Sharpie on it run hey you dropped this. Now we actually have videos of the guy out there the next day like looking at this thing like what the fuck.

You filmed him. Yeah, what are we gonna do? Where is that video? I don't know, I don't have. I like the incident of calling the police and reporting for dumping now You drill the whole that must take it ages for a stop drilling a whole part there We let me just say we're not a college We there would be we get in fights like eight guys versus eight guys we get in fights in the middle of the street

West campus Like right by the university cops at show up eight guys brawling it out the streets. there we go. All right, come on, come on, go home, go home. Everybody, never saw anybody get arrested. It doesn't mean no sense to me. It's a lawless place out over there. It was completely and only lawless, absolutely. Absolutely. I'm sure that there was another time.

Guys across street, they were celebrating the Texas OU football game, so they built a miniature version of the UT tower in their front lawn and While there was like 60 of them out there building this thing some other guys is drove through in a big-ass scout You know, it's like a big four-wheel drive and they drove right across the guys lawn They didn't hit the tower and everyone's watching them go They all start chasing it and I watched the guy get halfway to big ass lawn got halfway across lawn Then all of a sudden truck Trucks tall in there long

What made a stool I have no good scout is a shitty car It's it's like well, I mean I'm sure there's lots of people have scouts You know people fix them up and refer them. They're awesome. You've seen them. They're like the um It's almost like a like a jacked up almost like a pickup truck with no roof sometimes. People take the roof off a lot But you most of you in college who had them they were just like super old and shit. They're barely running. Yeah guys cars stopped That's fucking awesome. I remember some dude hitting the car with a fucking ball pin hammer. Just going down every panel Like you just I guess he was working on the tower. Yeah.

And you know, if we were to freeze the ball pin hammer, we're a bunch of hooligans back then. Yeah, it was bad days. It was bad shit. It's like this. It still has to happen, right? It probably does. It probably does.

I don't know. I mean, I feel like people are so much more strict now about it. We were in the end of it. We couldn't have keg parties anymore. Any more West Campus. They wouldn't let us do that anymore. We'd have all can beer. I never had it could experience this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Who wouldn't let you have a keg parties in a member anymore west campus. They wouldn't let us do that anymore. We'd have all can beer I've never had a good experience. Wait, wait, wait, wait, who wouldn't let you have a keg party?

Well, this is fraternity stuff. I'm talking about now, which I very rarely talk about my fraternity days But this is all fraternity stuff and there was a group called the IFC. I might say that right It was like the like the fraternity council for a I'm gonna say with the the independent film channel It was a fraternity council for UT and there was a thing called FIPG which is the fraternal insurance protection group. So, but it basically would happen. Somebody would go to a party. They would go to a cake party.

They would get drunk. They would go home and they would hurt themselves. And then they would say, these guys served me beer out of a keg. I didn't know how to drink and it's their fault. It happens all the time. It happens all the time. But there was a couple dudes who pretty much got their lives ruined. I mean, it's first also we could start their life ruined. But then like a couple guys like who were college students at the time just basically throwing a party because it looks like a business and it looks like an organization when it's just a bunch of college kids, they would

get sued and like there would be a president of a fraternity who could see for a couple million bucks and he gets landed with that coming out of college, which sucks, but also sort of as a guy, which is this is a real thing to happen. Dude got drunk at a party went to UT. You know, the little field fountain, which is the horses. Yeah. He fucking dove. He's so drunk, he dove off one as a joke and dove into a fountain head first.

Isn't that found like a foot in the head? It's like a foot in a hand. Did he get paralyzed or? He was hurt really bad. I I want to say he wasn't paralyzed, but he was. He was hurt really bad. And so he sued the guys that served him beer at a party. Go see someone, right? Yeah, I don't know what happened with that case in particular. So this this fraternal insurance protection group, whatever it's

called, what they would do is they would come in, they would ensure their fraternities But then they had all these rules like you can no longer surrevalle your parties and basically what everybody did at the time was instead of having Kegs you had canned beer so look at everybody brought beer to the party and that's the way you do it so it's all that stuff You know it's a basic college to say everyone broke kegs just want to drink you got to touch to a cake one time I did I think that's an R2 life Strat to a cake that was a cool. Thanks for doing that. I did that. I can't. T. Life. Mm-hmm. It was throughout to the K. That was a cool. Thanks for doing that. I never did that.

I can't really, I can't really, I mean, faulting for doing something stupid when they're drunk, I broke my leg drunk one. I might have jumped in a, uh, a lake at night when I was drunk and I landed on a eight foot diameter metal drainage pipe that was this far below the water. They said they watched me jump in,

it looked like it bounced off the water. Well, you jumped into a lake. I mean, that's not, that's stupid as diving. It was a man made like in the middle of a neighborhood. Okay. That's kind of yeah. We were to party. We all rained on the hill. We all jumped in. We all jumped in. This is in high school. We all jumped in. And then we got out. And then a bunch of people saw us jumping in, wanted to jump in the lake. So they all jumped in all the same spot. We missed this big drainage pipe. And I went to go jump in. And I thought, oh,

I'm gonna land this be all jumping here a little bit to the left. And I landed on the drainage pipe and broke. It's only time I've ever broken a bone. One week before And I went to go jump in and I thought oh I'm gonna land it's be all jumping here a little bit the left and I landed on the Drainage pipe and broke it's only time I've ever broken a bone one week before graduation I Had a girlfriend She was at a church lock-in that night and I didn't tell her it was going to party and how the fuck do you hide that? Party some girls. I broke my leg buying you flowers. I Was buying you flowers. I was running to catch the flower. I was jumping right away. I was like, no, no, that's exaggerating.

I said, we all got out of the hot tub to run that stuff. Into the bike and like, she broke up with me all this immediately. So you have to have crutches during your graduation? I did. I did. I did. I did. I did.

I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. And a bunch of my friends who like it was such a short amount of time at such a crazy point in your life A bunch of my friends didn't know I had broken my leg yet. It just It's like it's like five days five days for graduation everybody's kind of doing stuff and So I was like I show you up there like it look like you were like strutting Like that so yeah, but I had broken my fucking leg shit. That's the worst time. You were my ankle. You were broken any bones Barbara? No, I think I've only sprained all my fingers from playing basketball

Having the ball jam on it. Mm-hmm. Not a good feeling. Just what about you? Gavars? Brought my schnauz when I was a kid We need to break it the other way don't we? Yeah But how did how did get broken? I was running out the back door and I tripped and fell in my face when I was about three Wow And I don't think anyone knew that it was broken. I didn't get hospital It just grew very bent and they were like oh, it's pretty when you smashed your face. That would do it Yeah, I've never I don't think I've ever broken it when I was a baby. I got dropped on my head and I got In my skull they said that the fractures like you hear, like all the way back here, come fractures.

Yeah, my aunt dropped me on a like a door jam. And I felt like head first right onto the door jam. Wow. You dad's sister, mom's sister. My mom's sister. Holy cow. What about you, baby? Did you have a giant head like a fall head?

Yeah, I think I've said it before, but my head was so big that I had trouble learning how to walk As a baby because I was so imbalanced and I was so top heavy that my mom had to buy this giant balloon Oh, yeah, I like to use this as a giant crutch to help me learn how to walk I thought you could run fast They like the full way ahead and make you just like I got it You how fast you have to run to keep up with a giant head So I wonder how much of my childhood I remember just because I've seen it on videotape. Because some members I'm like, no, I legitimately remember that happening.

But I'm like, well, it was filmed. So maybe it's just that that I'm remembering. I don't know. How far back do you remember as a human? I remember some stuff when I lived in Austin. I moved away from Austin when I was three. I remember like going to the Hancock Center and like waiting in parks like down by the courthouse.

Like any really specific memory. Yeah. Like I mean they're all stupid like what is the fucking three year old dude. I was walking around goddamn giant tree at the Hancock Center and that's how it's like running like an idiot the park down by the fucking court. Yeah my big yellow balloon. I'm ruined because I asked someone this once and I can't remember where that where the their story is my story or mine is this Which cool stories it you have like collaborative memory over time What is it remember if you just heard it from there? Yeah, I remember I kind of remember sitting being sat in a bookcase with a glass door And like closing myself in it when I was about two. I don't know if that was me now there because

when I was about two. I don't know if that was me now there. Cause someone might told me that. You really don't know for you? No. How early in life did they tell you this? Was it like last week? They told you. No. Hey, boys, what do you think?

What do you think? You think you happen to your friend and your friend told the story? Yeah, I just come. I'm a part of your, I'm a dresser friend. Do you have friends who have that story? I don't remember which friend I could ask everyone in my life. Did it right now?

Hey, did you? Yeah, it's not gonna happen. Go on Facebook So peeps, but maybe then I'd reset everyone else's first memory and everyone would be sitting in a book What about you how far back do you remember Barbara? I remember when I was four when I was blowing bubbles outside my front house in Montreal, no memory before you were full. Like memory when you're young is a weird thing. Like I've read some article about it the other day. I don't remember what the premise was because I disagreed with it.

But I feel like when you're that young, since you don't have language yet, there's no way to store the memory. It's like how images. You remember images. Right, but how do you describe the image if you don't have language to- How wait until you develop language and you tell people what it was? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? How can you do that? funny though everything worked that way like if we didn't know we couldn't call the pyramids anything Because they were built before they had English

Word we would just have to give like a blank like you know There's like a bunch of people finishing something like the great pyramids and they're like what's that? Other build they have other words were it big building Other build they have other words for it big building tomb For the big building the big building but someone who doesn't know how to speak if you show them three images and Then show them One again, they can there's absolutely no correlation between language Memory I think there is because you can't write you can't store those memories without waste to describe how do dogs learn tricks

They have dogs at memory. Oh you say what you say they Learned language you you repeat the word over and over until they learn what that word means So you think that until something learns to speak it has no memory until until it knows how to identify The fair people they find, like in the woods. What is it? No, no, no, no, no. They were going off in the woods and they lived forever. That's tough. Like a kid that escapes.

A kid that escapes. Does that ever really truly happen? It sure has. I don't know. I always feel like those are myths. I don't know. I don't know if it's true. People have been raised by wolves.

Is there a revert, revert, ever really been a truly documented, authentic case of that happening? Is that just word of mouth. No, I think it's real. I think they've did a documentary about it. You think it's real or you know it's real. I'm asking. No, I've not seen the documentary. I think it's real. I think it is. I know people say that it's a real thing.

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Absolutely agree you eat a nasty ming and apple and then later on you see a lovely apple and a ming-and-apple. You're going to eat the nice one. You're going to eat the gammy apple again, and you don't know what it's called, but you'll just think, I want to go for it. For a play? Yeah. Like if you get out of fog horn and blast into the dog without saying a word, you just don't...

I think Pablo's dog. Ring the bell. Is the bell something? Which? P- What is that? Oh memory. Dog knows what I think. I think some dogs react to like you pointing at things or doing some sort of like motion.

That's language and- I read a really weird thing, a really weird fact about Pablo's dogs. Like, Pablo's dogs. Like all his- Oh, Pablo's dogs. They were killed? What? Yeah, it was in the-

it was like in the was in the World War II, Russian invasion of Germany, we're back and forth fighting on that front, the Eastern Front. Something about Pablo's dog came up and like today I learned. What's Pablo's dog? Pablo's the dog. It's the dog.

It's the dog. They salivate because they learn to associate the ringing of the bell with food. They did a joke like that in the office with Dwight. Oh, right. Yeah, Bob loves dogs were eaten during the Siege of Leningrad. Wow. That's a little depressing. That's kind of a downer. Yeah, a little bit. I bet they remember that. Did they ring a bell when they served them? Did they ring a bell when they served them? Why does it look like that? Pablo's dogs, the main one in the experiment is actually, I guess it's Stuffed you can actually see Pablo's dogs. Oh really? That's Pablo's dog. Oh, he even has the little sensor in its mouth for the celebrate thing

Wait, what? Yes What so it still dribbles no, it's dead. It's Tens of years. It still has something in his mouth It has to be the sensor there to preserve what the experiment was. Do you know what this is? No, you guys know what pubs love. Yeah, I didn't know the same thing. We brought it.

We brought it. One time. But yeah, you know, right? What about, did they stuff shredding his cat? I don't think they did. I don't think they ever found shredding his cat. Would you ever stuff an animal or a pet that you had? Uh, no.

I think that's really creepy. I think it's really creepy. It makes me think of that old story We talked about forever ago like when we first started the podcast about the dude who died in Puerto Rico Then had himself like imbalmed nope himself imbalmed in a way that he I think he could be moved So at first like during his wake they stood him up in the corner, like with sunglasses on and his arms crossed, holding a beer, and like a cigarette, and then they like moved him to where he was on his motorcycle. And then they like, he put his helmet on.

And like everyone posts with like their final pictures with him. That's quite common thing in some places, I think, in Africa and stuff they do that. Really? There was a carpok in the documentary where he was helping someone do that. It was like an old woman, and she was dead. They dressed her up and like

sat her at a table and she was just like pretending to be doing something with like tea or something. She was pretending to be doing something. No, she was dead. She wasn't really doing it. She was supposed to be doing something. Yeah. Oh, that's did you hear about the serial killer and I think it was North Korea? Actually, I don't remember where but they had him like cased so people could see that he was dead. Case because he was so feared by so many people that they wanted to see like proof that he was actually dead. Was it Kim Jong Il? No.

Well, that's fucked up. I get it though. I mean. It wasn't from a really long time ago. It's like this disgusting. Who's new at the Galaxy in a glass box? Kim Jong Il. Kim Jong Un.

So if we were to slag him off, would we be in danger? Hmm. South Korea would. South Korea would. South Korea would. Yeah. Their soul is within artillery strike range of North Korea. But if we talk about a bunch of crap about it, they can't do that. Oh, I see what you think.

Yeah, I don't know. They might really hit Hawaii. For the sake of Hawaii, I wish. Did you hear it so a couple of weeks ago, there was that upheaval, I guess, in Kim Jong-un's inner circle, he ordered the execution of a while, I was like a mom a couple weeks ago. There was that Up people I guess in Kim Jong-un's inner circle he ordered the execution of his uncle. Yeah The one of the did you hear the rumor of how it was done? I think yeah, that they took him and like some other people and then they fed him to a pack of like 40 dogs that have been starved for three days But I think I I don't know that that's 100% true.

I mean, there's really no way to verify. It's fucking disgusting. But I've seen, I've seen other documentaries about North Korea where people who escape the prison camps in North Korea talk about how that's a common torture and like way that they can. I mentioned being a dude stepping out of that with just 40 dead dogs behind you.

It's like, oh, no, it's ever going to be that'm super tired. No, it's ever gonna believe that. Yeah, that's that's fucked up. So in happier news, I saw today that JJ Abrams announced that the script for the new Star Wars is finished and they're gonna be in shooting in the market. The more you bring it up, the rougher it gets. All right. I can't help but have you in from dogs from dudes apart to finishing the Star Wars. I don't know, but I appreciate you getting off the topic. But man, so filming is going to I don't appreciate getting

fucking drag back into it. Sorry, but filming is going to begin in May. I guess they're going back to the UK to continue to film. Now guys, you are a JJ Abrams fan. Yes, you have liked a lot of his TV shows. Oh You like daily is yeah, I've liked a lot Some of his TV shows I feel like he's done some other stuff I wasn't a big fan of I can't think of him right now super eight. No, he did the fringe. I wasn't out of big

Fringe. Oh, he did that one thing. I think he was a executive producer and co-creator. It was popular Yeah, not my cup of tea, but yeah, I liked a lot of the stuff. Oh, so did your Abrams is like his name is going to get attached to a lot of stuff that I don't necessarily know that he's a driving creative force behind you. Yeah, like with lost, I think he helped early on like with the concept for the show. And I don't think he did much beyond that. Well, that's all he ever does, isn't it? Just stuff off and then start another thing. Well, I mean, I can just film. I don't think he does what you do with Star Trek. Yeah, I mean, maybe he focuses film. I don't think that's what you do with Star Trek.

Yeah, I mean, with Super 8. Maybe he focuses more on the future stuff. Yeah, but how do you feel? Are you excited about it? I'm super excited. I mean, I think he did such a good job with Star Trek. I really, even though a lot of people will talk shit about the second Star Trek movie, I thought it was fine. I really liked it too. You really did not like that second Star Trek movie. I loved it, but I wasn't really original movie that's it

Checked what you find you're really picky when it comes to movies Maybe no maybe not movies know I guess I'm not I tend to like I just saw Disney's frozen today You said you didn't like it. I thought it was fucking all alone to Really I really want to see how did they have a clip of frozen ready? No props to them for getting together. Yeah, I was like, for all Disney picks are any animated movie like that. I just know man love all of them. I still haven't seen it, but it was just to toilet movie. Born.

Oh, you got a text or something. But I'm a fucking time to say something. Fucking idiot. So yeah, I'm really excited to see a GJ from Star Wars movie. But I have to, I feel like I have to temper my expectations after being hurt with the previous 3 Star Trek movies. I'm sorry, Star Wars movies. So, wait, you didn't like those?

No, it was not. Really? So, I'll enter with tempered expectations. I gotta say that that in particular I know Star Wars the the new trilogy episodes one two and three get a lot of flack for a lot of things The most egregious thing to me in all the Star Wars movies is how much the episode one trailer gave away Of the Phantom Menace because we've been waiting 20 years for that movie come out and you know What did it give away that we didn't know the biggest thing gave away

It's one of the biggest reveals I've ever seen it trailer. It's in the movie. Oh wait, let me guess what you're gonna say The double-sided light saber if they've been it didn't show in Darth Maul's double-sided lightsaber the Duble blade one that would have been one of the greatest moments in that movie And yeah, but we were all expecting it. We all knew it was coming does he deploy both sides at once So does he pull out first is fighting with one with one yeah and then like he does that spin and spins away and then like does the thing for both the other side comes out yeah that would have been cool it is a huge moment yeah it was all me not him and he goes like that and you're like oh my guys double-blit lead legs or or but they show in the fucking trailer they also had like a ton of

toys and stuff which would have given it away too And that's maybe a good point Gavin like donna was had a lot of happy meal stuff That's a really good point. There's a lot of merchandise that came out But we're unhappy meal in his case. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess that would have been that's one of the weirdest reveals ever I don't know how many people who watch this podcast would have been people who watched Inspector gadget as a cartoon when it was on TV. Did you watch Inspector Gadget? You watch Inspector Gadget? Okay. The villain in Inspector Gadget is Dr. Claw and he just dude sitting in the chair with a cat and he's like, you just see his hand. Dr. Claw, right? And he's the scariest motherfucker of all time. And he's scary as shit.

Yeah. Do you know that they have? They revealed Dr. Claw's face. He was a McDonald's happy meal toy. then that's that's how they revealed that character After all these years they show the actual doctor claw Yeah, I'll see you on a toy That's really weird. Yeah, look at like Dr. Claw. I don't even have an image for like for what he looks like I guess they just made it and they gave to him so there's a Dr. Claw action figure and they specifically didn't show this guy Well, that's because the coolest character that never whose face you never saw in anything Hmm, it's a good question Jenkins

I've ever seen blue Um I mean it did it for a long time in the Bond movies with blow felt I would say Nathan from the RT comics Is it this like white hair dude. Yeah, he just dumb Yeah Is it this like white hair dude? Yeah, he just dumb That's Dr. Claw. I'll see if I can there's a weird illusion here I've a red shirt on I've read pillow behind me. It looks like there's like a my shirt's coming through I'm gonna see if I can put this here for the for the stream to see

Pulling up Dr. Claw did not work, but that's a really weird way to reveal something that they Purposefully obscured for many many years. Yeah, that's Dr. Claw. That's not that's Dr. Claw. I was just like, you look like Destro from the GI Joe. It looks like cuttles. I think that middle hand. I thought it was all metal.

Yeah. Nope, that's him. It was like a evil Santa Claus. So you were talking about the Star Wars episode of one trailer giving away too much. And it made me think like what a weird time that was for movie trailer distribution. Because I remember when that trailer came out, if you wanted to watch it online,

if you wanted to see it like bigger than the small size, you had to have a quick time pro. Get a pay-apple website. A pay-for-quick time pro. Then you had to, so if you didn't have it, you could only watch the trailer like super small. Oh yeah. Or you know, if you paid 20 bucks a half time pro.

Never had it in any of your quick time pro, just to watch a bigger file Yeah, obviously they were trying to figure shit out back there Uh didn't it didn't catch on I'm glad that that's not the case and can you imagine paying to watch a fucking commercial yeah wait You used to do sponsors to pay where you had to pay to watch something bigger No, but this was to pay to watch a commercial It's like, right.

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go time daddy you register your dogul fan club. Exactly. I feel like that's, he killed Liam Neeson. He did spoiler. Ha ha ha. I feel like that's a, yeah. Do you know this is so disappointed in that?

You know there's a Lego movie coming out? Like in a week and a half? I saw a trailer for that the other day and when I first started seeing the trailer, I thought this looks like the dumbest thing in the world. And then by the time trailer was done, I am absolutely gonna watch that yeah I fell in love with those Lego Batman and Lego whatever superhero games like a Batman and Lego Super Inter in it as is Lego Wonder Woman. So it's just a Lego CG movie just a Lego movie and actually looks like stop motion Lego honestly. Yeah, it's a nice song because the frame was kind of wonky. What's the target audience for that like kids? Yeah, probably I was seems so right. It's not like some sort of

It's a great marketer Who should we talk about Lego movie? How about kids? Well, like really really little kids or like teenagers No, I didn't say it's gonna get Christopher Nolan to reboot it. That's a bit really dark and gritty I played the hell out of Lego games with JD like his whole life. We played Lego games I mean it's like I like those games as much. I'm like you. I like all the characters and everything Yeah, good job. Did you meet Lego? Especially a traveler's tail? I'm gonna mix up with telltale

Travelers tail who makes the Lego games they are like to me on the level with like Warner Brothers Looney tunes of making humor that kids appreciate but then adults have a different layer that they like. Yeah. Yeah, and there's very few people who can do that on that level. So it's got Green Lantern, Superman, Wonder Woman. Wow. That man. That man photo of Lego. It's got Liam Neeson.

It's got a Disney die. It's got Morgan Freeman. It's got a lot of people. Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Alison Brie, Elizabeth Banks, Chris Pratt, Morgan Freeman, Will Farrell, William Mason, holy crap. Oh, he's gonna want to when they put those big cash together. Is it like, who's the first person who says yes? You know, is it like, because if you get that one first person like Morgan Freeman, then everybody else like, oh yeah, I'll be in it. You know, I mean, if they said, hey, you want to be a movie with Morgan Freeman, I'm sure all those guys played LEGOs kids or have kids that play Legos. Yeah, but there's gonna be the first person they get right

I guess it'd be Morgan Freeman. We're getting a lot of confirmation apparently that it is stop motion So we were saying it's a combination stop motion motion stop motion and Wow, that must have taken forever. Yeah, I can't imagine doing that. I mean stop motion does yeah, but with Lego the tiny I've ever seen that white stripes music video with that's all done with Legos. Oh, man I fell in love with the girl that that's crazy It was like I think the director and his son did that I think it said it took him like two or three months But it's a little different than Legos. It's like they treat Legos like pixels. Yeah, it's it's it's really different Yeah, so it's not like stop mode. It's like they build a frame deconstruct it rebuild it

I was like that's work, some pieces get stuck, nails get all of it up and down. Remember the sledgehammer music video, the ptgbriel video, I took it. I think it took like 800 hours to make or something. And a lot of it, he was in himself, he was just lying down with his face through a thing while people stopped motion around him and he, I think it just took for a while. But it was wildly popular video. Really cool video, it's always in those top 20 music videos I remember it. I remember it. I remember it. I remember it.

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Oh, and it's, and then the frame goes away, the split screen goes away. It's really cool. There's a similar video I've seen that Michelle Godry directed for some Japanese pop group. I forget what their name was, but it's the same thing where it's like, there's a story on the left side and a story on the right side. This one's, the one side's going forward in time, the other one's coming backward in time, they meet in the middle and then swap. I think that's what that's what I'm thinking about this one does that. This the semi sonic video that I'm thinking of doesn't have 16 million views on YouTube. Yeah, I've never seen that video. I really like no Gangnam style, but it's close. Yeah, Gangnam style is about to break two billion. What's it?

I this is still like at 1.8 billion. It's been at like 1.8 billion for a long time. Still fucking big. I should have done this for Archie life, but I did this joke the other day where I was I was curious what Gangnam style views were. It's been at like 1.8 billion for a long time. Still fucking big guy. I should have done this for Archie Life, but I did this joke the other day. Where I was curious what Gangnam Style views were. And they were like at 1.9 billion at that point, or maybe 1.8. And I had that up on my screen,

and Kerry came over to ask me a question. And I go, hey, hey, come here, come here. I go, have you seen this? And Kerry comes up and he's like, what? He's like looking at my screen. And I play Gangnam Style. And he's like, he watches it for like 30 seconds.

He's like, this Gangnam Style. I go, he's fucking funny. It's good. And he goes, it's like looking at my screen and I play gong of style and he's like he watches it for like 30 seconds Just like this gun of style I like it. It's fucking funny. It's good and he goes And so I did that like for the people that day I was like hey catch it sounds to this video look at this This is fucking hilarious. It's so funny. Yeah, and I don't know It's 1.88 billion. Yeah, I think it was like 1.85 when I saw it. How fast did it get 1 billion? Uh, like seven or eight months, I think. Yeah. It was a big deal.

I think if I ever didn't do this, I would want to be a director of music videos. They were always the most fun thing to work on when I was... We should make a music video. Which is made a music video. Which made one for Bernic and Lee. Oh. I mean, I mean with us.

We have no musical talent though. That's the problem. So you got to find What's your musical talent? I'm zero musical talent actually with a Bernic and ladies and came up I was like we were like in a pitch ideas. I literally I can't think in that format I can't think of like the intercut three minutes or two and a half minutes with telling a story But showing other things including it like Matt came up with that entire thing for me. Whenever I hear a song, I picked to music videos. No, I think I can do that too, but it's different than

like, we're gonna make this video. Right. And like, there were a couple different ideas and I was like, like, three or four of them, like, I would pick any one of these. I just, I can't write my mind, write it, but Matt has, you know, the Matt can play like 10 different instruments. Yeah. And yeah, he says, I always trust him a lot Matt has you know the mac and play like 10 different instruments Yeah, yeah, and yeah

He's I always trust him a lot more when it comes to music and stuff like that. I was like you know And he was very excited to do it and I was like I'm very happy that you're gonna do this because it's a be a lot of fun And it was it was a blast and the video turned out great He's even got a keyboard and a guitar amp in his office At the top Yeah, it's not keyboard. That's digital piano. It's a digital piano. It's a digital piano. I was going to say piano, but it seemed small. Ever since I, I don't have an office.

Like, I haven't had an office here in two years ago. So crowded. I moved out of my office. But I don't have a desk. I never desk here. You've been everywhere. You texted me recently saying, hey, did I leave this piece of paper on my desk? And I was like, let me go and check.

I walked around. And I didn't know. I was like, where is your desk now?'s had no idea. Yeah, yeah, but uh, yeah So when I moved out of my office I by lost my digital piano to Matt cuz I was gonna learn how to play. Oh, that's your digital piano It's my digital. Matt know how to play. Yeah, he does so I think it's office Of him blowing out a match from like across the room. Oh, I think that's one of the first like, like stupid behind the scenes live action things I did. I put up on my journal. Matt, because he didn't want to do it. Matt's big instrument that he played for a long period of time was a jazz flute. No, it was a saxophone. And so he had this thing that he learned he could do

where he could blow out a match at arm's length, which I couldn't do at that point in time when we met him. Which is actually really hard. Like, I'm sure it's easy. You think, oh, I can do that. You can't. Can we get some matches? That's where he started. Then I learned that Matt could blow out a match from almost across the room. He's going to direct his breath like he just goes. Like that. It goes out. I can't even do it. I can't even do it the way he does it.

It's like a huff. It's like I go like that. He goes. It's like magic. It's like Gandalf. It's does it. It's like a huff. It's like I go like that He goes Did I say I like it's like magic. It's like Dan Dolph You know it's gonna spell yeah, yeah, it's one of the things that sounds stupid You guys were making fun of me and I went out and got matches to show you this and should of Gus is like a match right here

And then hold me just stand like ten feet away from me blows up the match We feel this now We have to slow my once where we were trying to blow out a match before it finished igniting like all the crap that was the stuff The stuff ignites a striker stuff on the tip of the map. Oh, phosphorus. Yeah, okay We're trying to blow it out before it finished Okay, I'm doing it and we couldn't but it looked pretty cool I don't think I ever put that out there it's like three years ago is it possible to do that could you can you blow hard enough to put it out or does the phosphorous like so quickly yeah flame would completely go away and then just

come back hmm there's wood it might it might be the phosphorus you might not be able to stop that reaction once it starts just keep blowing as you're like lighting it. Yeah, let's get a can of compressed air. It's going to be blowing on it as you do it. Yeah, oh, that's flammable, doesn't it? Oh, it might be. Yeah, don't do that. Don't. Yeah, find like actual air and not a can of air.

Maybe you can do it that way. Good call. I would have fucking burned the shut in my hands. The safety of Mr. Gavin 3 over here. Ever since you went to the lab You're all professional. I think in ahead wet goggles as well. We're live-coated Yeah, no You guess oh god no no I'm awful

I so I wonder does a musical talent and this is a factor musical taste and all like what is your me? Do you have an interesting music? You know in music. No, not really. I love 80s music really I think it's because I was Raised in the in the early 90s and my parents just listened to 80s music constantly. I just love it easily my favorite John, wow, sick stuff. Give me an example All right full Collins. It's good. Feel Collins like su studio. I like the soundtrack to the labyrinth Phil Collins like su studio. I like a like the soundtrack to the labyrinth sound track to the labyrinth David Boy it's all good man. You like like banana ramma Venus the go-go's We're not like 80s pop new wave. Is it late 80s?

I would say middle to late. Middle to late. I don't see I don't have any musical talent but I just I listen to whatever. Yeah I'm a nightmare for people who like music I'm one of those people that if I hear a song I like I'll listen to that one song over and over and over again For like two weeks and then ever listen to it again. I'm like everybody's nightmare. You have to like get it get it out of your system I pretty much do and then I'm like I hate this song. Is there anything you won't listen to? No, I don't think so I don't think so. I've been talking about my mines.

I'll pretty much say. There's all that I like scream. Show tunes. Maybe. I can't show you. That being said, the lame is a robes on track. The movie was fucking awesome. The movie was really good.

Like when in expected to not like it. I did not expect that. I was blown away. I did not expect that. I was blown away. I didn't know. I was blown away. I didn't know.

I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. amnesia get caught up by a lightsaber get dark ball minute surprise appearance in the third actively music without an old hair she did not give that one away the trailer and I thought I had to wait and you jack and we're surprisingly good singers mm-hmm that's a good life momma yeah they perform live at the Oscars together good day we jacked at history of he's jackman has a history of live performance though yeah like he was a he was a big dude in Australia before he broke through in the US But this is breakthrough Hugh Jackman next man. I don't know for that. It was in the No, he was it who was who was that movie?

Hurley Burnley that wasn't him was it that was The other guy the Irish dude Colin Farrell. That's right. That was com far away. Yeah, that guy is a stink pot Well, you don't like him. Yeah, awful dude Colin Farrell that's right that was Conferrell yeah guys is stint pup well you don't like him yeah awful movies Colin Farrell yeah just bad I don't think of a bad confer move that I've seen I don't like what's his name Colin Firth

you know what kind of first what's called for his dreamy he's a dude from everything pretty much King's English what's that was the thing about the King's speech King's speech Dossie I don't know. I've just like he always feels like he's bored in a movie I just like not a moment. It's a bit prin. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not a fan. I prefer some other actors. Yeah, it's too pretty for you But it's pretty yeah, I get you. Yeah, I get it fair enough

He's a new hero. Yeah, I'm I'm looking through a few Jackmans Uh, I guess career here. All right, Jack. X-Men was like the first big thing. I think he didn't do us. Gavin, we said correct it. I want to issue a retraction. Like I said Gavin earlier about him being incorrect. He was obviously correct. You did a bunch of shit I've never heard of. I guess it's all like Australian TV shows. Yeah, it was the enabous. He was in there so so far was in there soap opera out there for years and years. He was in

Everyone's all of the land. Carelly blue healers snowy river the McGregor saga. Halifax FP paperback hero, Erskineville Kings, Oklahoma, and then X-Men. Yeah, definitely X-Men. He was offered a role in the popular soap opera neighbors, but declined. Are you serious? No, so I'm saying. Maybe the Australian version of it. He turned it down. The Australian version of what?

To attend the Western Australian Academy of Performing Arts of Edith Cohen University in Perth, Australia. No, I don't want to go on a soap opera. I think I'll go to Perth for a few years and study. Wasn't he in a movie called australia yes with uh... no that's uh... the cold kidman and it's a huge act i know it's a cold kidman i don't know who the the mail lead in that was i wish the weather vika more than

when the reshoot in lord of the rings he would get in costume and he would travel upon foot for days to get the location so that he would travel work. Then he also like not there's something ridiculous. Yeah, I think it's really into character. I'm really very natural. There was also a moment in the first or the second movie where he gets annoyed and he kicks a helmet and then screams, but he was screaming because he broke his foot when he kicked the helmet. Like I think he broke his toes. Yeah, he broke his toes. Yeah, he broke his foot when he kicked the helmet. Like, I think he broke his toes, I think. Yeah, he broke two toes.

And the reaction was like, because he just lost the other two hobbits, the annoying ones. What they call it? Megan Pippenberg. Yeah, those are good, been gone. Yeah, the two hobbits. You know, Django and Chained, have you all seen it?

Yeah. You know the part where Leo DeCaprio like slams his hand out on people and the whole blood coming from his hand He actually smashes the glass and starts to bleed but keeps going with the scene. That's pretty fucked up Yeah, that's pretty awesome. Good actor. Yeah, you know I just thought Spike Jones would be her which Gus really likes and recommends all of her podcast viewers Big fan. I saw American hustle the other day. Yeah, what you think?

It's okay. That was a lot of people's reaction. I feel like the hype around it is It's a lot. There's a lot of hype around that movie and I think it's just an okay movie. It's nothing nothing like super I heard that exact same review from my hairdresser this weekend. I Decided that she did not like it. I really she didn't like it. I mean I don't think it's anything wrong with the movie She was like disgusted by Bradley Cooper's acting. I thought I hate Bradley Cooper I thought he was really good in an American hustle. What's to hate? I don't know. I just feel like he's got a smug face There's nothing like that he's done. It's just like I feel like he says a very smug face. I think it's great all the time

But I thought he was really good. He's so wedding crashers and he was a fucking douchebag in that movie I think hang out of a made up for that there But everyone got to know that the good side. I still don't think of him as being an alias That's what I always think back to you. It was the main love interest in alias sort of never seen that Yeah, sort of until yeah, J.J. Rims like like mixing up until season four, I think when all that shit went stupid Anyway, alias was a show that J.J. Rims made J.J JJ Abrams had a streak for a while where the first Season of his shows were really good and then they slowly declined lost was like that Ali's was really like that. Ali's was they set up this really Intriguing world where these two's like rogue spy agencies were against each other

They were covering these artifacts from this ancient mathematician and and it was just like fucking awesome, and it was badass. Then, to promote the show, what was it, ABC? ABC put an episode of Aelius an hour after the Super Bowl. So, there's some times like stick shows that they want to promote heavily in that slot. And for whatever reason, to get new audience, or to like make people think it was really starting to show and stuff happens all the time. They wrapped up every story arc. This was like a season half into the show.

They wrapped up every single story arc on that Super Bowl episode. And then it was like they had to start the whole show over. That's not only did they wrap up every story arc, but that episode in tone is totally different than every other episode. It's like Jennifer Garner is like in her Bronn Panies and there's like this giant explosion and skydiving. It's like, what am I watching? I love to track on it. That would have been awesome.

So it was so weird. I remember when I didn't watch it at the time. I was there in Bernice to watch it. And then he's like, he told me like, this is going to be an episode where everything changes. And I watch it. I was like, what the fuck was that? He was, oh yeah, that's the episode.

Super episode. They think they would get like new viewers based on that kind of episode. I guess like they're maybe trying to retool the series and make it like more. Had every answer to every question in one episode. Yeah and then they introduced like, they just changed, they just changed all the dynamics. It was totally different. Yeah like that's your opening outfit in that episode. Nice. Yeah she's basically in lingerie and like thigh high stockings with garters. I unintentionally spoiled a show for myself this weekend Yeah, what show did you spoil I started watching how I met your mother on Netflix because I always heard that I would like it

And I'm just looking for to watch whatever on Netflix. I Recognize a character in the first season right now on the second season and I want to see who it was So I went to IMDB and I'm scrolling through the list and I'm scrolling and then I see so and so the mother And I was just like well fuck no, I don't think that's been revealed in that show That might be total speculation The show is over is it over? This is their final season. I think they'll have a couple of people the mother on that show I don't watch it. I don't know have they it said the mother. Maybe I mean maybe it means something else Maybe I hope so you don't know is it good show? I

enjoy yeah, I Never seen a single one. It's it's I don't know how to describe it summer in between like friends and the big bank man Fucking car is over here before we started the the podcast She's reading the uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Well, that for someone in my office as well. Oops. Do you like art? Art. Yeah. Yeah. Such a weird question.

You can, you can go up pretty much anything. I just filmed the climactic scene of CBS's How I Met Your Mother Finale 8 years ago. Fearing the actors involved will become unrecognizable and have kept it under wraps ever since. The Monday Night Comedy concludes after nine seasons on March 31st with the one-hour episode, and this story is dated January 17th 2014. Wow. Go to IMDb now. No, I'm not doing it up. You almost fucking shit. I scrolled down, I saw a name. So they filmed it eight years ago. What's that? Yeah, they filmed it eight years ago. Mentor. Yeah. Are you watching it though? Sort of, I watched that show on and off. It was, you know, I do like to show a lot. I like the Barney character a sure. Yeah, you're watching it though. Sort of, I watched that show on and off.

It was, you know, I do like to show a lot. I like the Barney character a lot. Yeah. I never really got the, um, oh, they were the other two characters. They revealed the mother at the top of this last season. They revealed the mother top of the last season.

Yeah. Oh, so I'm not up to date on it. So here I'm trying to avoid spoilers for something that started. put out. Like the first season of watching that show is bold. Yeah, sorry, bud. You never watch Breaking Bad. Is that a very story driven show though? Like, does that destroy your experience? Game of Thrones come back. We talk about that last week. I don't think it's ruining my experience. I still enjoy the show. Yes, we did talk about it. But I would love to talk about it more if you want.

Yeah, Game of Thrones. No, I think the mother character is not central really. It's more about the friendship. Yeah, this is a journey. Yeah, it is. You know, that show was like ranked 40th It was like the number 40 show in America. That's not great. There's a lot of shows on TV now though, but it's set the record for the biggest deal in syndication for like a show At those main seasons it had like four seasons or whatever the time and it's like record breaking syndication deal and it was only the like somebody saw that it was like we're gonna be worth a lot of money down the road like people want to watch the show again and again. Hmm. Like it's something like that. Is that all the show hopes for is that they make 52 episodes and that good.

Now it's a big part of it. A lot of shows want to make TV or movies as well. What did you say 52? I thought the minimum for syndication was 100. Am I off base? I thought it was a year as well. I've always heard five seasons. So that's 100 episodes. Yeah, that play.

See, it's different lengths. The seasons in the UK are like six episodes. Yeah. So it's like 52 episodes. Jesus, like a doctor who. What are you saying about breaking down? Do you watch breaking? Have you seen all of breaking down? Okay. I thought you hadn't seen that. No, I watched all of it.

I watched all of it. I want to go back to what we were talking about earlier too. I'm talking about crazy scenes that are like not tripped in. Um, Spike Jones was talking a recent interview for her that in the movie being John Malkovich, that the actor, you know the scene where Malkovich gets spit on the side of the freeway. He's all freaked out and he goes walking down the road and a car drives by him That the scene where or the bit where the guy leans out the window and goes heads up

Malkovich and throws the can and hits him in the head totally unscripted The extra just did that on one of the takes and nailed Malkovich in the head Wow, he screams he screams because he doesn't know what's happening I thought I thought the impressive thing behind that story was that they did it first take and it was real and it wasn't CG Yeah, no apparently the guy like and they had to pay him as a result because he gave himself a line and they kept in the movie And so they had to give this like this like no name extra credit balls. Yeah Jesus can you imagine like the extra like fuck it man. I don't want to act anymore. I'm not gonna John Melkovich who is Mike in him then How did I even how does that happen? Maybe there's a boom?

I was really skeptical of the story myself like it seems like that would be something and I went back in watch the scene and It's a really cool shot. It's like Amazing shot. It's like that pizza scene and breaking bad Yeah, when Walter throws the pizza and it lands perfectly on the roof, I think they're going to have to try to do that multiple times or get someone else to do it. Yeah, they said they were going to they they had blocked off like hours for that shot. Yeah, I think we'll take forever to get it. He nailed it. First try. Mm-hmm. It's awesome. Pizza roof. Okay, this is from crack.com. So it's got to be true. Read your B. Who airs? According

to commentary by director Spike Jones, some extra sneak beer on of the set and got pleasantly plastered The scene called for cars to drive just patch Malchovic as he angrily walks away However, one of the extras forgot that he wasn't a jock in a high school comedy and yelled out Hey, Malchovic, think fast before lobbing a beer can at his head Malchovic is surprised the help of pain and subsequent cradling of his head I'm used to so much they decided to keep the scene in the film. You have to have a look Just throw something at the back of John Malkovich's head on a set There it is. Wow. It's part of a shot

Yeah, in a vehicle you're moving past someone. He's like a nail is in two I'm pressing it fired right then. So his way she was out then why did they shoot that shot? Was it just meant to be him walking? I don't and maybe so It's like establishing that he was I'm also very skeptical of the story. With us Spike Jones' first movie, got a snops. Well, he says in the commentary, so it's up to anybody else to refute at us. Spike Jones, if he says in the commentary. That was a weird movie.

I liked it. He did. Yeah. Everything on that way and the weird building where everything's too small, I don't think I really understood the movie. It was a half floor. When I used to work downtown, like before Roooster Teeth, I worked at a building downtown, that building had a half floor.

And it was like- It was like four, just storage. Yeah, it was for storage. It's like documents and stuff. So it was like, you would go to, you would take the elevator, it was the fifth and a half floor. So you would take the elevator to the fifth or the sixth floor, and then you would take the staircase,

either half a floor up or down, and there was like a locked door in the staircase. You had to have a key and you could open it up and get in there. And just like the movie was like really, really short. What? It was like a locked door in the staircase you had to have a key and you could open it up and get in there and just like the movie was like really really short like like the like a gun stover going everywhere. I have no idea. Was it like to limit on how high the building could be? Is that we need one more floor in here?

Is that a no idea? In the movie they have you seen the movie? In the movie they have to emergency stop the lift and then wedge the door open and get out on the floor. And they're on the floor. And everyone's like, look, that's all. It's like I'm confused whether or half streets in Austin, like 38th and a half street. What does that mean?

It's between 38th and 39th. What's wrong with you? Why don't they just make 38th and a half 39th street? Why would they do that? It's not a full block. Yeah, but I don't know. It's just naming something else, I guess. It's really confusing because like depending on where you are like East of 35, it's

38 and a half street. Then you drive and when you hit like Red River, it turns into 38th street. Then when you hit Lamar, it turns into 35th street. I don't know that. Yeah, it's like, you don't, you do not turn off of the street, but you go from 30th and a half to 38th to 35th. What was the way to me is, I don't know if they did this in all cities, where it's like 5th street, 4th street, 3rd street, almost let's count. And then 1st street is like this. It actually goes east to west and then turns north to south. Oh it does.

Yeah, I didn't realize that was an east to west. No, no, no, you tell me two different things. Caesar Chavez. Caesar Chavez used to be called 1st street. that was an east away. No, we no no you we you're talking about different things Caesar should best Caesar shot as used to be called first street that was first street using it South first Which is a different street? Oh, that's not that's not first. That was not the original first There is a South first and actually first street across first street at one point There's also like a South South six street like down by like the old Torferia. Yeah, I've seen like South fifth South six I feel like we're doing math right now, and I don't like it. Yeah, but South, you know, go to Atlanta, Georgia sometime.

Every goddamn street name is Pete's tree. I was at the corner of Pete's tree and Pete's tree to attend the Pete's tree film festival at the Pete's tree theater. I was like, Matt, I gotta get a fuck out of this town. I can't stand this. There's our movie. We got the Pete's tree film festival.

Yeah, Pete's tree. Everything is Pete's tree. It's not bad. Yeah, P-Street. Everything is P-Street. It's not bad. Yeah, I was having the same problem this last time we were in Atlanta filming the immersion. I was fucking so fed up. If you put South on the end of the street name, it can't be a different street than the street name you're talking about there. What do you mean? What do you mean? Like main South?

South first? Like Congress. It's South Congress, it goes before the name. Yeah, South is the part of it. But Congress is South Congress the same street. Yeah, it's just South part of Congress. Like the first isn't the South part first. Well, like we're off slaughter lane here,

and I don't tell people from out of town that we're off slaughtered lane, because it sounds really fucking weird in Texas. So I just tell people we're right off of South laughter lane. That's what I tell people. We just go down there, take it right on South laughter. But you know what, if this is me in Austin,

because yeah, if we have E6 and we have West6, do you guys have the same problem that I do? When someone says E6, what is that East of? That's the East of Congress. It's not, it's East of Congress someone says e6 what is that east of the highway east of Congress? It's not it's east of Congress not east of the I always They don't call it six east of Congress all the more are on e6 like the driscolls on e6 if I only know that because The the old office I used to work at was on e6. It was at the corner of sixth in Congress and it was on e6 Oh really?

I talked people and we talk about going downtown They say do you want to go to six street west six or e6 there's like three different It doesn't seem like the freeway is the dividing line of east and west in Austin and it's completely not it's congress I had no idea about that. Yeah, yeah, Congress is the main street everything west of congress is west Whatever everything east of congress which is the congress is the main. It runs right up to the Capitol. Yeah, the Capitol It makes more sense then. It's where we shot some of the scenes from it's like Congress was there, which we're working on, you know, a hundred years before the freeways there. So it's like that's why it's like the center of Austin. Yeah, everything gets so. So is everything north of the Capitol like North Congress Street? Yes, the capital is where the river was. That's not where the river was.

I thought it was like east or south of the river. Or sorry, north or south of the river. Not for Congress. What about Lamar? Lamar is the river. What? Because the capital is not by Lamar. Okay.

What do you say? I'm sorry. I'm saying that Congress is south of Lamar. Okay. What do you say? I'm sorry. What do you say here? I'm saying that Congress is South Congress south of the capital But yes, but Lamar becomes South Lamar south of the river And North Lamar north of there. All right, maybe Maybe maybe others would be like south of 12th street, which doesn't make it right. It's just arbitrary It's not the first what you're saying right South of the first was south of the river right until welcome to our International podcast discovered very specific local I have some of us animate in a map of Austin just then well when people come to Austin

For RTX they'll be able to navigate themselves. Yeah, we're doing you a favor. So you're welcome. Yeah One of the things we didn't talk about last week that I had on my list of things I want to talk about was the fact that Google bought nest for 3.2 billion dollars That's literally double the cost of YouTube the guy who designed the iPod and the nest You must be pretty rich by now, right? Yeah, sure 3.2 billion dollars Google bought nest for 3.2 billion dollars. Two has a nest thermostat. I do I don't Who has three point two billion dollars? Google does Google an Apple

Why Gus why why nest why three point two billion dollars? They want more data I think it's just data. They didn't have right. They want to know how much power people are using the heat and cooler homes It's just like more complete information. Can you imagine now that Google owns your nest? If the nest can detect if your AC is not cooling as well as it should, if you start getting more targeted pop up ads like, hey, AC repair, or here's a $100 coupon off when you AC unit. It's just more data for them to feed more targeted ads to you. Everyone's worried about the spying and knowing every single thing about you.

If it means that it's gonna help me out That's awesome if if a guy shows up to fix my AC that'd be great. You're saying you're saying that now You're saying that now. Are you paranoid about no? I've just I'm just old and I've lived through this stuff and it's like I've watched like People go like oh, you know don't yeah, we're fine don't worry about it and then watch like like I said through when the internet first started This is making me a sense of world. They're all these ISPs. They're no service providers and then all the cable companies and the phone companies They made DSL and they made cable modems and they were like 19 bucks a month and 29 bucks a month and they priced all the ISPs out of business and

Everyone's like I don't care. I'm getting cheaper internet. What do I care? Then as soon as all the ISPs run a business, whoop up and go all the rates and this fucking service gets shitty as hell. And then they turn all of our information over to the NSA. It's just like Kidding me. I'll take you to fucking trouble. Is Snapchat is in trouble. Did you hear they recently had an indictment where they turned over photos? They leaked photos. They said like turn them over to the government because the government there was like a subpoena there was some kind of legal action they had to turn over from a legal order they to turn over photos and content from Snapchat. And everyone's like well you said you don't save any of the information like. I mean that's

the basic like and this is a company then they turned down They turned a billion dollars from Facebook. I think it was more than they said they said their company was worth three Yeah, and that's why they didn't take the money Which also said it sounds stupid, but that's just sold for the B.2 billion dollars and I remember when Fox bought my space for five hundred million dollars and everybody was like what the fuck and there was this little competitor called Facebook And they said well one of Facebook will sell to somebody for five $100 million and the CEO this 23 year old kid goes now we're worth a billion Anyways, you're a fucking idiot Billion dollars

Skiddle be nowhere in two years and he's a multi billionaire a few years later He turned down that two billion dollar offer from Yahoo He's a multi-billionaire a few years later. He turned down that two billion dollar offer from Yahoo Saying they were worth more than that and at that time again, we were like what a fucking idiot Yeah, I think we wrote a fake press release saying we would accept two billion dollars from Yahoo and exchange for Steve.com Uh, they didn't pull through for now So yeah, I guess Snapchat was offered three billion dollars and they rejected it They're offered through how much they say they were worth um Let me see.

I want to turn down $3 billion. I don't. I would take that fucking money. Well, if you turn it down, you're obviously going to live. What would you do with $1 billion? Like, what would it be the first thing that you would do? Try and climb. Has to Martin.

Put it all in cash and try and climb to the moon. How big would that be? Like a ladder of cash. In 20s, maybe. Wait, how far's the moon? Quarter of a million. Further than $1 cash in 20s maybe wait how far's the moon core of them further than a billion dollars and 20s it's not 250 200 something thousand miles so the denominations of American currency the highest denomination is a hundred dollars yeah we've talked about this before it's really weird people think

there's like like a million dollars is tiny people think there's ten thousand dollars actually it's not a million dollars is about this big yeah it can fit it can fit in a backpack do you maybe you can fit in dollars actually it's not a million dollars is about this big. Yeah, it can fit It can fit in a backpack You maybe you fit in the backpack. It's a What is it always has a million dollars in a backpack? I'm gonna keep making that hand most of this made like this million dollars watch me I'm making a million dollars to the sum of ten million watch me go But if you had a if so a billion is a thousand million so you'd have a thousand of those stacked up. What?

Or if you would just stack like singles, like single stacks of hundreds? Yeah. The biggest stack you could have is a hundred hundreds, which is a $10,000 stack. And there's, you know, a million dollars, there's, where's my math on this? So there's, wait, what are you trying to figure out? And one of those, there's a hundred, ten thousand dollar stacks and a million dollars. I'm trying to do my math here. Could it go the entire length of first? 100,000

Why? A hundred thousand is you mentioned a hundred thousand stacks of money about that tall That's what you're looking at you're not getting the moon with that fuck off Maybe if it's once Okay, they're not another hundred times that they may have a hundred We'll not catch the new. Let me read the snapchat. I want to point the moon. I want to remind everyone this episode of the podcast is brought to you by Nature Box.

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Walking under a tree and a tree is like dropping me down a snack. I think like, thank you. Then you walk away. Trees like, fucks like tip. Have you ever seen this is one of the most amazing, you know, like sometimes you'll drop something sweet and then ants will just be all over it. And they'll just eat the crap out of it. I was once a school and I'm learning to take a given 20 minutes to pick something up. I go ahead

Well, you drop it this They drop it into an angel. They just there is all over is like wow is a lot of ants. I once watched a woman fill a vending machine and slam the door, but I think the lock was slightly out so the door just went and like vibrated back open, and I watched like four people hear this, they turn around and we're just like, and then literally probably 30 people would just say, and within a minute everything was gone out of end of the sheet. It was one of those amazing things I've ever seen. It's like whenever we have food at the

office on the kitchen table. It was just a swarm and it was gone It was like a time lapse of bugs. The in a mess. You know, I gotta say people when given Like a sense of anonymity will do the shitiest stuff I mean, it's just like you wouldn't stand at the bending machine and when somebody gets a bag of tits If you wouldn't grab it out of their hand and go and Also wouldn't rob the woman who was filling it you would rob the way like she's filling the machine You wouldn't walk up. It's our grab and shit out in front of her You wouldn't do it, but if she leaves and oops. I made a mistake and I didn't lock it right fuck that bitch

Let's empty this thing out. Let's go. It was like it was like two cartoon characters fighting and I'm a bystanders of the ceiling It's similar to the bystander They are the standards where there's more people in a situation There's less likely a person to help What oh man, I get what you're saying I get what you're saying But no, that's like if somebody's like hurt and there's they that other people assume Someone else is gonna help that person

I don't have people there are the last little different than like other people joining and beating the shit I just did you see that awful video from China about the bystander effect. I've have seen that what's the video? Yeah, I have seen that it's awful We're not gonna put this in the link dump, but This crazy man attacks a woman and stabs her 26 times while there's just people like just standing around And that's one video. It's like in a mall somewhere and then like eventually like one dude But some dude comes up and scares him away and it seems like he has an endless supply of water bottles in his jacket It pulls a water bottle out throws throws it at the dude, the dude like stands back,

then he reaches in, pulls out another one and throws it, then he reaches in, pulls out another one and throws it. Then after he does that, everyone else starts to bully the guy away. Yeah, but he lives. She lives. But it's like super fucked up. Yeah. God. No, it's not like a more mundane version of that where people don't think anything is wrong. Obviously people are going to think there's something wrong with that situation. You should try No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I mean, Bill Bird is a great thing about crazy people, how we should all have basically a chloroform, chloroforms so dry in her pockets at all points in time. And if you're the closest person to crazy dude,

it's your job to take them out. And it's not like just like the guy in the bus is like, crap, the government, and he starts yelling, and then you're like, oh, I got him, and he's just like, take him out. Because like you said, crazy people just get in the situation, they just dominate.

When somebody goes to the post office, and they just start like when somebody goes to the post office and they just start screaming in the middle of the post office and yelling at everybody else there was this thing I saw I think it was from Korea where a woman was going out of the parking garage and her complimentary ticket like her what do you call validated ticket didn't work and it was trying to charge her so she sat there for an hour and blocked the exits of the party. And like physically drag her away, the cops had to drag her away. She was throwing a fucking tantrum.

I think you had to pay. Whatever. I don't even think she was that rational to explain like why she was doing it. Did the decision pull that person? Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. You wouldn't drag him out of the car though. No, I'd kill him with my eyes.

You'd rail him with your pre-election. I think if someone was, if someone was wailing on a woman and the car though. No, I'd kill him with my eyes with my mind. You'd rail him with your breath. I think if someone was wailing on a woman and stabbing her 22 times, I think whether I would help or determine whether I had something heavy in my hands. I wouldn't want to water bottles. Go after somebody with a knife, just bare hand. If I was by a bin or something, I could just scab his skull in, I would do that.

But I wouldn't go out with him with just my bare hands. I get stabbed and I get rabies or something. I have self Davis scull in I would do that but I wouldn't go out with him with just my bad hands Yeah, I get stabbed like at rabies or something. I self-defense lessons as a kid What did you really? Yeah in our high school? We had one week of self-defense lessons for the girls gym class One really yeah, well it was like a week more than you Can I Not trying to be offensive in any way. I have best clarification. Did you go to a Jewish high school? No, okay? I went to a public high school. That seems like a very Jewish thing like don't you all the kids self-defense? I'm not serious it does it seems like that's why these really are me so good. Yes

I'm not was gonna ask you if it was like Israeli like tactics Well, I learned from a graph. Yeah, I got a graph Devon here just all over his hand as it always does But I want to go back something because we were talking about nature box. So As it always does But I want to go back something because we were talking about nature box so The most egregious thing I see with like people like just like Glowing on and like this is a victimless crime and they're fucking somebody over is obviously posted people going Hey, look, I just filled up my gas tank for four bucks because somebody entered in the price on a gas

Pump wrong instead of three bucks. They're getting gas for 30 cents a gallon And they just so they just fill up their car 30 cents a gallon Basically, and then like other people like like, no, they notify their friends and other friends come and fill up too. It's like, you did some local gas station guy because you made a mistake, a typo. You basically just ripped him off all day long. All these people did that. And it's just like unbelievably shitty.

But everyone thinks it's totally fine to do that because it's anonymous and no one is standing in the shoulder. Well, if the place has made the mistake, it's therefore right? No, what you're going to tell me? What you're telling me like, hey, you did something right? I mean, I would tell it. Yeah. I feel guilty like if the cashier gives me like a nickel too much

and change. Oh, wait, hold on. No, this is yours. I can't imagine fucking filling up ripping off 10 gallons again. What would you do if someone gave you change like a 20 instead of a five or something like that? I probably wouldn't even notice. I never changed changed I don't count my change tomorrow either honestly I did notice that I didn't notice once I had a discount of I think 30% and they applied it twice

And I looked at it. I was like I'll take it. I Didn't have much money at the time like it went I've had it happen where I'm at the grocery store And they're scanning my stuff and I see they don't scan something Scan something that didn't scan. Oh you put it like what? Yeah, that such a honest guy catch There's a weird thing about that you have you were working in that kind of a job no So there's a weird thing to like pointing it out is kind of Oddly worse like especially like their managers right there like oh you gave me the wrong change then it's like Yeah, I suppose the register coming up like a buck short or something like that. How often does the manager like right there?

I know, I know, but it's like one of those situations where someone has a feel guilty of like kind of calling that person out too of like, oh, when we were doing the manager favor, I get you know, it's true. It's true. I mean, it's better than, I mean, it's like lesser of two evils in that case. I mean, if the person messes up, I guess they should be called out on it. Our fans have been really honest. I've had people message me saying, hey, I something went wrong. I didn't actually pay for sponsorship this it. Our fans have been really honest. I've had people message me saying, hey, something went wrong. I didn't actually pay for a sponsorship this month,

but somehow I'm a sponsor. Like, what should I do? I'm just like, hmm, thanks for telling us. Keep it. Sure. Just get me your address or something in the cops right now. Like they feel so good. They're like, they feel so good.

They're like, they feel so good. They're like, they feel so good. They're like, they feel so good. They feel so good. They feel so good. They feel so good. They feel so good. They feel so good. They feel so good. We'll be in touch. But the nature is everything in that nature box box by the way. Yeah, you have a box right next to you Awesome. Yeah, is it really something there? There's some. I'm so fucking happy Is it gonna all in there because I love the gano I think we're out of the granola

Let me see but like we have a snack thing here at the office. I don't know what you guys, but like I can justify anything Like when I'm sitting there and having had anything to eat I can literally just say Repacates seats. These are good. Yeah bring it on Oh, I think it's total. That's great throw Uh, it's totally fine if I eat an entire bag of potato chips like I can work it out in my head and I know it's not Well, who doesn't eat it in tie-by? I know If you've never seen the way Bernie eats chips, he'll take one or two out of it and leave the bag on the table The other day I was really freaked out something like really really freaky happened here at the office. Oh good

Um, I was walking by the kitchen and There was a bag of sun chips there and it was open And I was like, oh, okay, Bernie you open the bag of sun chips. I left him here. I pull and out ate it. I was like Bernie's in LA today I was like has this bag of chips been here for a couple of days or did someone is it or am I eating someone else's chips? Did you have the security I like this is established really bad. I like to use an established thing now where I will open a bag of chips I'll eat two of them and I'll put it on the communal table and people know if that bag of chips is sitting there

That I just didn't want to throw away a bag a whole bag of chips I just want to eat two of them and then people will come and eat out of my chip bag. Why do you want to just eat two? So I just want to like taste something I just want to say yeah too? I just want to like taste something. This one's good. Yeah. Can I get it? Sometimes I just want to feel. We're going to have an intervention with you though. Seriously.

Because you do something that's really cool for the podcast crew and cast every single week. You drive up to North South Congress. You go to home-sized pizza and you pick up pizzas every week. Yeah. Here's the problem. Every fucking week you pick up a margarita pizza. Nobody eats it. Nobody ate it. Why do you get nobody ever that's the problem is it's all a Always just you ask for the margarita. I had it I had two slices because you had to or because you are Are there two slices? I don't know that pizza. What are there two slight? How much pizza is missing from their Kyle? Yeah Kyle gets that pizza Kara and Kyle ask for the margarita. I had nothing else. I just had two slices

Oh, that kind of fucking these how many how many sizes are missing from that? I'll just have pizza Kara and Kyle ask for the margarita. I had nothing else. I just had two slices. Oh How many how many slices are missing from that? Here we go. I'll show it off. Yeah, bring it over. It's the one the heavy one. Yeah, it's the one with the most pizza in the box. All right Here we go. How many slices are left to the other ones just for comparison? I'm gonna book my wrist So you got also cheese and pepperoni. That's all right. One you're fucking jackasses. There is literally here. We got a close on this This is one fucking slice missing. I Tilted it Is one slice miss out of the pizza. Well, nobody eats a speech. What's the other one there? That's a cheese pizza in a pepper

I thought you were talking about the cheese pizza. Oh, right, right. This is their style of margarita pizza. I know some people call that. Yeah, I don't. Nobody likes that one, right? You're a true Italian. Nobody eats a pizza. Although we love home-style pizza. Nobody eats a pizza. I should be called Don't Eat a Pizza.

I used to get the pepperoni in mushroom, but people didn't like that one. Then I switched to the sausage ricotta and... Nah. Meatball and people didn't seem to care. I put it first, I would have just a third. Cheese and pepperoni are obviously easy. Listen, I don't want to eat it anyway. I'm trying to not eat the pizza

But I just gotta say nobody eats some margarita pizza. How much pizza is left in the other ones? It's so delicious. The cheese is gone and there's one so it's pepperoni. Okay, fair play speaking of ares people make and Allerting people to that I was gonna segue into this you want to talk about this terrible person. I'm a bad person What'd you do? I'm gonna tell a boring story first to establish I'm a bad person. What'd you do? I'm gonna tell a boring story first to establish my action and then tell the interesting story. So a couple of weeks ago, I went to go eat at a restaurant

and there was a wait. So public? Yes. So the restaurant was crowded. So this typical Gus fashion, I wait and wait in my car. But I noticed that there was a couple. Yeah, there was a couple in the car next to us.

And they were waiting in their car also. And then I guess like their table came up. So they went inside. And after they went in, hey, Barbara, give me that. Yeah, jump time over to get out. I was just saying a custom story. After they went in, I noticed that they had left their dome light on. I was like, oh, their battery's going to die.

So I went into the restaurant. And I was like, I told the hostess. I was like, you should tell them that they left the dome line in the car on it's like, okay I was like, okay good. I feel good about that total strangers didn't know them alerted them to the fact You're here the other day fire fighters in you right the other day We were I was giving Gavin to ride home. We were leaving the office and I was parking next to Jack Gavin I get in my car and I look over. I'm like, oh look Jack left his dome light on Gavin was like are you gonna go tell him? I was was like no, I hope his battery dies. Oh my god

And I was like what why I so it'll be a funny story on the podcast. I Just drove off I had my friend in my hat. I was bad to text him. I guess it's like it'll be funny in the podcast. I was like Guess it will So it's like don't say that we haven't said anything. I was like we'll just check Twitter later. It's he was battery died He didn't die. I guess he didn't leave it on I don't think you did. Either it didn't, or the... It was beyond a really long time, doesn't it?

No, it was. It's like over 24 hours. I've seen Bunny kill some cars from... You killed the rental car when we went to do the rewind. Well, the rental car died when we were in the desert. I don't know how that happened. You left the AC on. No, I fucking didn't.

I think your buddy Dan opened the goddamn door and then left the door open and the dome like killed it. I didn't leave the AC on. I didn then left the door open and the dome like killed it I can't leave the AC on I didn't yeah, I'm afraid I just I get the cars off you can have the AC on who actually went to the car And she said that when she put something in the AC was running You let me have a fuck that work. I don't know You with the keys left in the car, you don't need the key in the car is one of those One of those what one of those cars that runs the AC Your car doesn't need the key to drive it you need it on you right on my car is different

I mean I can turn it's not bad it's a you this car doesn't do that my car my car doesn't eat the key but I can't turn the AC on unless the cars on wait can you start cooling your car before you're in it though? I can, but I have to hit the button on my remote and it stays on for like a minute and then turns off. That's my favorite part. You get it on your remote. I have an app for it. Whenever we're going to lunch, it's like, you know, it's like, you would have happily, I mean, having a battery run out is a pain that you need to, you need to bother someone else. You get jump leads and all that crap. That would have hindered his day by at least half an hour probably I'd have been really happy to let that happen

I thought it's a funny story if we can talk about in the podcast great but it's funny it would have hindered jack's day by half an hour but everyone else in the achievement of her office it would have hindered all your days by by two hours because he would have complained about it to you fucking out like you only give it two hours yeah it would have been the all day event and then we would have complained about it. Do you fucking out? Okay, but you only give it two hours. Yeah, it would have been that the all day event. And then we would have got trapped. No, because you'd come in here and you'd have bitched about it about Jack bitching about his dead battery. Oh, I told Gavin. I was like,

don't say anything. Don't fucking ask me if his battery died. Nothing. You're a dick, by the way. I'm a total. You're doing like that to me. I turned when the first time we went to to San Diego Comic-Con. I knew it's gonna be a con story. We loaded up I don't know if you remember we loaded up your truck we loaded up the trailer and you took the truck out there because we found out last Minute we're gonna be there. Yeah Jason I drove up and you're all we're taking off from Austin in you know July. It's really hot You all get in your truck and I'm like wait wait wait. I stop you. I'm like hey, I just want to say you know drive safe be real careful in your truck and I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, I stop you. I'm like, hey, I just want to say, you know, drive safe, be real careful, you know, while I'll see you out in San Diego. What? You know, while I was doing this, I was turning on the seat warmer.

I'm over his seat. And I turned it on the high. That's a worse feeling to you when the seat warmer is on. You don't know why. And you're like, really pissing your pants. I close the door. He drove off and then like five minutes later, he called me, he's like, you fucking asshole. That's what I used to do all the time when I was in high school. I would be talking to my friends and we would get to a stoplight. I talked to my friends and I'd put their car neutral because they had like the shift on the floor

and I would just push it up into neutral because you don't have to do anything. He's pushing the neutral. That freaks people the fuck out. Well, they would put up the brake and they hit the gas and the car goes, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU break and they hit the gas and he just freak out almost killed doing that once because the guy looked down and he immediately throws in the drive like still ramming oh yeah yeah that was pretty

people all they drive so you want suspicious that he was telling you have a nice time drive safe you weren't suspicious from that this was old angry Gus I'm probably wise what's now Gus is in as as you go. Gus was you're pretty late back in shit You're actually you're getting more normal. Yeah, you know I'm like except that I'm gone side and I don't interact with people and you let people run the back of you Mind your decoration for my office. No I gave myself an autograph photo of me To my biggest fan.

There it is. Why is that picture from... That's a great zoom. John, John, John, John rising your saw that photo on my desk. I guess someone had said it to me. And John was like, you should put this on the wall behind you. I was like, absolutely. And I got a silver sharpie and I autographed it and put it on the wall.

Did you see what the lads did to John rising his desk when he moved his Desk tops says did you off on that no I took a picture though it was full of Post-it notes I he also totally hasn't found all in the air I check Here good to know I'm gonna eat all this so I was thinking you know how some People paint they draw pictures on the earth by tracking their running route have You ever seen? Oh, yeah, yeah, I've had that picture tweeted. I mean probably There was a girl on Reddit who did boogs and a dick in the vagina. I was thinking that the

A lot of artists get away with a load of stuff because it's art like you can apparently chop a shark and half and preserve it And just call it art is your question But I realized the most morally wrong art that you could possibly do would be most morally wrong art. So say it's like connect the dots on the planet, right? Your drawing pictures based on points. And each point would be a kid that you had in that city.

Would that be the worst form of art? I would say I drew a space invader, but each point had to be be I had to go there and Have sex with a woman and she had to give birth to a kid and then you move on to the next one and over the course of your life You become a prick for doing it and you're an artist That's pretty bad. So you're not just talking about having kids. I can't believe you're entertaining You're talking about a band-in-ing children basically. Yeah, you just have a kid to move on How people's parents run a wands?

That's, I really would be hard. And perhaps I think it's something shitter than that. Yeah, and you'd be like 50 and you'd be like, hey, I drew a space invader on America. Or you drew a giant dick. Someone looking for the less. But that'd be terrible, wouldn't it? That'd be pretty terrible.

It'd probably be OK because it's odd. Combination of that would be to get all the kids together. Like when they're 30. Get them all in room and tell them. I just tell them. Or you're giving them a framed picture of it. You're like, what? Yeah, but you should have them play space invaders.

You're even taking too many even worse levels. Is that what? Yeah, it's way worse. Yeah, but having to explain to them, that would be terrible. How many lines, how many points would that be? Space invader probably like Good feet like 40 kids or something. Yeah, it's a complex shape. You also want all the details in there It depends on your dedicated of an artist. I hate the internet. They're coming up with way worse stuff that I don't want to read

Oh, it's a word. Yeah, let's sample sample Twitter. Is there a more morally wrong form of art that drawing with kids? Yeah, it's, yeah. Yeah. Oh, we were so excited. So I really want to hear one now. It's all I should do with kids, but yeah, it's worse. So one of the other things I wanted to talk about last week

was the data breach at Target. How it affected, I guess, 110 million people now. But there was another story today about the credit card. How much money was lost in that the target breach? I don't know. And who gets that? It's just crashed. It's coincisely a big breach and then Google buy something that's pretty much what

$2 billion. But did you put it on every news? Did you hear about the South Korea data breach today? No. Or 40% of the South Korean population's credit cards were compromised. What is what? I guess like one of their credit agencies like that monitors credit stores all of that information. Get a contract to work there just stole it all and what percentage you say it was

40% of the country. It was their credit cards social security numbers, date of births, and addresses. So the country's 40% of the country's ruined. That's fucking crazy. Do you hear about the Bitcoin heist? Do we ever talk about that? The Bitcoin heist. So many over the course of a weekend stole $100 million of Bitcoins. How? One of the largest heist and Bitcoin heisters happening right now.

96,000 Bitcoins as approximately 60 million pounds, as at the time it's writing, are being taken from accounts of customers, vendors, and administrators of the sheep marketplace. They basically put up false fronts so they can see their accounts, and they're just like raking them in the back end. And it was like going out of the course of the weekend, they couldn't stop it. Oh, so people are doing it. Well, how do they get people's information? I don't know. They enter it themselves. I mean, I mean, I just remember what was going on, and this was posted on a website with no dates and that could will be How old on a hard drive? Yeah

100 million the idiots that rubbed the trade has a burial of gold right The bill um AMA that took place on Reddit this weekend. Yeah, weekend i didn't read it but i thought you did one i think i said that's how i like from it and uh... he's doing it for a movie that's been monuments men right yeah uh... any talked about how uh... in doing research for this movie came across the story of these guys

uh... that they were looking for an art heights like there was art that was done and while they were looking for that they got into a cave that had been sealed by the Nazis, where the Nazis had put a hundred percent of the gold reserves of Germany. And that's essentially what ended the war with Germany, because then nobody would give them any more credit or like sell them rubber or oil or anything like that. Because all of their gold got- It was in possession of the Allied forces at that point, a hundred percent of their gold.

Wow, I can't believe you put that all in one place. Yeah, I can't believe I've never heard that story before. Yeah. And then it took, it took like up until 1996 to redistribute like all the assets of the Nazi regime to all the people they took the gold from. I believe a lot, I mean, obviously it's not Nazi gold at this point, but I believe also a lot of,

I'm making two different stories here by the way. Those are two different things. OK, a lot of Germany's modern Nazi gold at this point. I believe there was a lot of... I'm making two different stories here by the way. Those are two different things. A lot of Germany's modern day gold reserves are held. I want to say in the United States, I think in New York, like the gold backs their currency. And it's like a weird thing where they're not allowed to see it. They just have to take our word that we still have it

and evolve for them. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's Germany. I'll have to read, it's been been like a year since I read that story. It's stored like a... In a Federal Reserve Bank in New York. Have you seen Wolf of Wall Street yet? No, I've not seen it.

I feel like I've seen all the movies I want to see except for Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah, you see it. I'm gonna catch up on that one. Yeah, there's a whole bit there where he has a Swiss banker. I'm not giving anything away. And that's such a weird like shell game of trust. I'm just like, because of the switch on, you just hand over all your money and they give you a number.

That's it. Really? Yeah, I got my number. We recently, Justin, I figured out how much it would cost. We have a little fake tariff pimps that moves around. After he's let's play whoever wins it. Yeah. And if we were to make to that scale,

like maybe one inch by one inch blocked gold, and we were also gonna take the obsidian block and have that gold as well But it's painted black if we were to do that with real gold I think it would cost like $62,000 or something just to have a real inch tower of pimps. Yeah, well four inch because it's We say that we're gonna be five and yeah, yeah, five And my old job I thought it would be funny to buy a gold bar and have it as a paper weight on my desk and people would know it was actually, know what it ever assumed that was.

That's what I was talking about doing with this little tarot pimps, it'd be funny if my savings were some crappy thing or a desk that nobody knew that was. They could pass it around from person to person every week. But at the time, and this is my previous career, I thought it'd be funny, so I priced out what that would be. At the time, a gold bar, like you see in the movie, was $140,000. I had no idea. It was that much.

I was like, oh, that's a, that would be a funny joke. I'm never gonna do that in my life. And that was years ago, I don't know what that would be worth today, because gold has gone up like five, six X since then. Well, like I'm reading here, it was Germany. I was thinking about that wants to repatriate their gold reserve. The New York Fed Bank has 23% of the world's gold bars. It has Germany's gold reserves as well as the Netherlands

and a bunch of European nations. It could be wicked to what that? 23% of the gold bars in the world are in one bank. That's the plot to the third diehard movie it is isn't it? Wow, thanks Kyle Kyle on the spot over there Let's go say it if you're gonna rob a bank or if you're gonna rob something that's the place you rob you wouldn't get You know did I mean no you wouldn't do that That's the awful thing to say or even think of can you easily destroy gold? What do you mean destroy?

Like could you release something in there? Yeah, the fiddle off. The like dissolve gold or like ruined gold. Heat? Yeah, but you can heat gold and it's still gold. Yeah. Like chemical reaction that makes it not gold. I don't know.

And I think it's a it's non-reactive isn't it? Oh it's not. I think. Oh no idea. Maybe debut. Yeah Colossal if you could just ruin an entire gold splice like oh, this isn't worth anything now Yeah, that that would fuck up the world economy. That's like some super villain shit That's like the plot to like a James Bond movie. What all the what all the other gold become really valuable? I guess yes, like you buy a bunch of gold and to make it valuable

You destroy all the other gold. I think that's totally like a superhero movie actually that's the plot of gold figure Gold thing. Yeah, that's the plot of no finger. Oh, yeah, I think I'm gonna blow up for nox or something All right, well, we're out time. We gotta wrap this away. I gave you some facts here. I want to go real quick facts The fact of course you're the podcast for the first time in five years. We're doing time. We gotta wrap this up. Wait gold has been removed for small quantities to use the test the purity of it. The gold is held at a book value of $42 per ounce. That's what the value of the US gold reserves are set at at $42 per ounce for whatever, how many million ounce I said, that's the book value. The actual value of gold today is $1200 per ounce. And we're holding it at a value of $42 per ounce. What does that mean? What's the difference?

That's probably when we put it in the reserve. It probably went from what you thought it was. That's what book value is. So it's like, that's what it's accounted for. How many ounces is the gold by? It's an accounting term. So you have book value of something and you have the market value of something.

So what's the math that is it how much money is in there? So let me do the math and book value versus more so it's we our gold reserves are worth 30 times What we say they're worth basically are accounting for what our gold reserves are worth if we sold all the US gold reserves today And market prices assuming we get all market prices for all the gold, which we couldn't, it would go up 30X. Yeah, I mean, once you start selling that volume of gold, you think you drive the price of gold down significantly. But that is huge discrepancy. That's a huge discrepancy.

It's interesting when you hear about a company just selling. Imagine a country just selling like that. America just sells. Sell all its gold. Yeah. 3.2 billion dollars. So how much did you say? How much money does? You just look at me. I'm trying, I'm all its gold. Yeah. $3.2 billion. So how much did you say how much money that is?

You just look at me. I'm trying to look at it. It looks like million. It's $176,400,000. I don't even know what that is. Wait, what? Do I get? So that's $176 trillion of gold.

So that's what it's actually worth? Or is it worth 40 times? That's what it worth. We have 147 million ounces. Mark the price today was about $1,200 like $1,250 So 147 million ounces. I did 1200 times 147. I got a hundred and 76,400 So 176,400 times a million you could climb to the moon on that. Yeah, you so that's 100 176 trillion dollars. Yeah. A goal that we have. But we're rich. America. But we're holding it. Hold on.

I'm saying we're holding it. We're holding it value of six trillion. It was like, yeah, because six times. I think you saw the US crisis by like a factor like we had it all. That's like, look at the US hit crisis by like a factor like we had it all That's like look at the look between the couch cushions because we have the money there If you were selling such large volumes the value of gold be changing is you a selling it right right? Could you just be like yeah and have it all at once? Oh, would you have to do it and stay you have to find people to buy it and then as they're buying it It's getting cheaper cheaper. Oh, oh my joke got a more expensive. A gold bar today would cost approximately half a million dollars.

Holy crap. One gold bar now is worth half a million dollars. You got to do it. How much does a gold bar win? No. You're going to do 500,000 divided by 400. We're going to go for that thing. Holy cow.

So like 400 ounces? This is what a gold bar is for you. You got to write 400 ounces. Does anyone keep gold inside themselves? Filings, yeah, feel films But can you look is there anywhere in your body you can just store something like if you get a spleen out You can shove up your anus. You put gold that you could replace your hymen with it We're gonna see with another episode of the patch. There's a sale in the Australian store Oh, there's a sale in the Australian store.

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