Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #255

Episode Date: January 29, 2014

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berries from Sherry's Berry starting at only 1999, over 40% savings, or double the berries for just $10 more. Just click the microphone and use code Teeth when you order at berries.com. Hey! Welcome to a super packed, super confusing podcast. Do you think this week with Gus, Miles, Kerry, Gavin, Barbara, Jack, and Gus? Hey, and Gus is left-tutical. And my left-testical. So you guys are only going to be with us for a little while, otherwise this would be an absolutely ridiculous

Podcasts We don't have it as long as possible our microphones aren't rated for this I'm not ready to turn them up to 11. Yeah, just turn these two. Yeah, so I was talking to them today So many because I'm gonna move on here. So I was talking with with Miles and Kerry the other day and I've been wanting to have them on the podcast for a long time because they had a they had I was gonna say a funny story they had a weird story happened to them while they were traveling recently Uh, and they both have been too tied up with Ruby and Red versus Blue Stuff Uh, to come on spin the whole podcast. So I convinced them to come out for a little while and until their story This was gonna be the green screen, but uh somebody you know, but Kyle put it up and Kyle didn't set up the green screen time

Somebody Yeah, we some intern Keral and they're just standing there so I've been flying for a long time It's one of the things I was talking about like all the weird things happening when I fly you however that being said I've never had Happened to me what happened to you? Can I say real quick when I fly? I try that being said, I've never had happen to me, what happened to you? Can I say real quick, when I fly, I try to be you. I'm serious. Everything I do when I fly is like, how would Gus feel about that?

We'd be angry when he's flying back. No check bags. I keep everything in my pocket. Do you wake yourself up while snoring? Because that's a very good question. We had to bring suits with us. We had to bring suits with us. This was on our trip to the eye.

I can't do this anymore. This is not our way to the IWTV Awards and just having the suit back completely threw off your groove I had a problem I had a serious almost the nervous breakdown because I have a suit bag You're like, you're like, you care this on the first time? I don't know what to do I was like, oh, you can just tell them if you can hang it There's typically like some space in the front there was you asked and they said no and you looked at me like I just betrayed you You're on self-wrestling. Yeah Normally, the closet is in the first class cabin. Southwest does not have first class, so there's no closet.

There you go. Every single communist. Yeah. So. So yo, we're flying to the IWTV. Exactly. We're flying the last Vegas. Awesome, Las Vegas.

I started this asleep. OK. All right. I was asleep with my hood. I was playing, like, such. I was in the zone. I was listening to some star bomb playing some Zelda and then I I noticed that there was a whole lot of people rushing past me in the aisle. Right. And the aisle

across from me. Yeah, so so I was let's say I'm in row one, right? Carries directly behind me in row two and then Bernie is right across from me in row one a whatever the fuck in row two a year. Yeah, I take my headphones on like what's going on? And I look I look over my shoulder and there's just a crowd of people near the aisle directly across and behind me. And the the stewardess is there and everybody looks kind of free now flight attendant is that attendant whatever the flying

lady person. The PC person she opens up the floor and pulls out this black box telephone. Look at the never seen that. Yeah. I do. I know that was there. And she started using the phrase we need to call dispatch. And that I only hear in television. So I knew she was going down. This was somewhere I was dreaming at that point. And somewhere in like the fukes state that I was in. I heard the fukes stay okay. Okay. Heisenberg. I heard. I heard you stay okay, okay, heisenberg Yeah, I heard They say I've never I never I actually know they said this they said if anybody is a What they say it was a medical personnel on on the flight, please

Push the call going and I was so I was like okay. Yeah, this um So a nurse came over yeah, and I all I can see is a crowd of people and then a hand just not moving just sitting on a knee just kind of just limp like that and that was scary and And then people around around him and I'm And I'm getting a little uneasy, but the nurse gets in there and they're feeding this guy oxygen Yeah, and that's why he was a phrase feeding it

yeah and it is the plane the turkey uh... but uh... yeah

but um... that's when i heard the phrase oh god uh... he has no pulse he has no pulse the nurse said oh God, he has no pulse. He has no pulse. The nurse said, oh God. Yeah. Wow. It was a little, it was, it was a little tense. And this is about the point I woke up and they kept repeating the phrase, he has no pulse, he has no blood pressure.

Um, so, so doctor, the, the male flight attendant turns to the female flight attendant and politely asks her to tell dispatch that we need to land the fucking plane right now. Yeah. There's this dude is dead. Yeah. And almost as if on cue like after after he says that all of a sudden everybody nearby suddenly just looks. Yeah.

And I hear them go from being like. Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. Hey. Hey, buddy. Whoa. How you feeling? I think I literally he was standing there and he just went and like set up It's like awake and just woke up from a nap or something. Yeah, and Bernie Bernie was sitting right in front of him

Yeah, and he told me that apparently the guy was just gray as stone just no color in his face and then It was not like a brownstone but like a gray stone gray as a gray stone, okay and And then he was just kind of back and everyone's like okay, yeah, you're you're gone there for a bit Do you have a condition then guys is I mean sometimes a little electrolytes but no not really? Like okay, I'm prone to random death Raid some GF sometimes on my blood pressure That's what he was like man, every issue's drinking a ray, but everybody know everyone got them He's like, are you okay? He goes, you know, I feel fine. So they just decided okay

I guess we're still going to Vegas. Yeah, everybody get back to seats everything everything's cool and The two people that were in his aisle get back to the seat and it was this very awkward few seconds of Like do we say anything do we address to what just happened? I mean they just could all go like what the fuck was that? You don't? Yeah. Like, do we say anything? Do we address what just happened? They just go to the like, what the fuck was that? Yeah. It's like, yeah, no, I'm not saying that. When he got out of the plane, he just walked off and left.

That's my mistake. We landed. I assume that they're going to rush him off. Nothing. He just got off. He waited like the rest of us. There's nobody at the end to meet him. To check on if he was okay

He just walked off like nothing fucking happened and apparently he he he wasn't meeting anybody there He wasn't going with anybody who's just alone dude going to Vegas and oh, here's the weird thing Yeah, here's the weird thing I'm not for sure. I thought for sure when when the crowd dispersed. I'd see some old No, they do is maybe 30. Yeah, look like a completely normal guy just died. Then we'll go up on yeah, yeah. So what caused people to stop being suspicious? Because obviously people sleep on planes and I'm going to think that there was what happened. Oh, God. So according to Bernie, yeah, he heard from people behind him.

They were all talking to him. They were all having a conversation. The three of them and then the guy that croaked just starts talking. And he all of a sudden he couldn't, it looked like he couldn't get out what he was trying to say. Like he really wanted to say something, but he just couldn't. And then his eyes rolled in the back of the head. And he just, yeah. He died. And then he died. And then he died. Yeah, literally. So, so did he log that Gus? Like the flight attendants have to write that stuff down and actually be like, no, because he got off the plane under his own power.

Yeah, really? I don't know. I'm fucking making it up. I didn't believe the plan. Here's the question. Does that guy then have the best luck going into Vegas or the worst? No, no, you've used up all your luck. What did you use up everyone else?

He used your power luck. He went all in and he won. That's it, you've got your walk away. He used our luck. We made one bet while we were in Las Vegas, because we're lame and just went to dinner and then went to bed. But we walked through it because you know.

And of course, yeah, it went to bed in our room with the window connected to the bathroom. That's pretty great. But no, we made one bet. It was just like 20 on red, red wins. Thank you very much, Las Vegas. Yes, yes. So you came out on top.

100. 100% increase in your money Even better, yeah, it's like undefined yeah, pretty much like your calculator has a little e on it And then he turned it upside down and you're right eight zero zero eight five yeah That guy might actually have had the right idea that because flying is boring and I bet that flight was really fast guy might actually have had the right idea that because flying is boring and I bet that flight was really fast. Yeah, I'm sure you died. I made way through your flight. I imagine napping, I imagine dying.

Do you think that that death was like a precursor and that he died in his sleep in his hotel room that night? I was whole. You have a stroke and then can't start you die again. That's why I thought somebody would be there to check on him. It's like clearly he's not okay. Yeah, you know. It was like that was your fake death.

Your real one's coming in two hours. I think he was afraid again the plane going back like oh sh**. It was like, that was your fake death, your real one's coming in two hours. I think he was afraid again the plane going back. Like, oh, shit. It's gonna happen again. What kind of thing to drink the game, right? Maybe he like checks that box, and he's buying the plane ticket.

Are you prone to sudden death? Yes. I think what happened was he'd been dying all week, and he just decided to take all this money to Vegas to try and make it the most clear. Yeah, that's the biggest right? This Nicholas Cage movie, right? Yeah, I'm trying to kill himself in Vegas.

Oh, we all die all the time, all the time, all the time, I'm talking about Oh, that's today! Not today! I'm gonna get to Vegas! What do we tell death? Not today All right, get out of here

Just one thing you think about, one thing you think about What? What's creepy is, normally when I get on a plane I don't really feel like talking to anybody I just kind of put it in my headphones and that's that If this guy hadn't been talking to anybody If he had just fallen asleep, do you think he would have died?

No, but he's never been here. Yeah, no one did anything. He would have died working up a nobody, but I know he's not even him. Can you imagine if you died on a plane and didn't know, like you fell asleep, died, and then came back to life? Maybe it's like, hey, you're gonna die? I'm really gonna die. I'm really sore. You just wake up, Felix.

You're still really groggy, because I'm really high-sleeved. It's so long. That circulation. Would you have scared if you were told that you had died in your life? Yeah! I would have freaked the fuck out! I wouldn't have said land the fucking plane. Or like you'd be fine like you died at the end.

And it's like, oh yeah, this is like the third time you've died. It's like, what the fuck? What did that happen? You go to heaven, it looks really familiar. It's like, how have I seen this place I've seen this place like oh Gus is back this is JC Penny all right yeah thanks for joining us bye guys have fun with your rubies that's a very weird miles is statically charged that's it That's a hell of an exit. So, I had a problem earlier today in the office.

I'm gonna talk about it. Let's talk about it. So, we have way too many employees and not nearly enough bathrooms. That is correct. We have three bathrooms. It's very common that you go to the bathroom and you have to wait. Because the bathrooms are in use. And so today I had to go to the bathroom. Really have to wait because the bathrooms are in use. And so today I had to go to the bathroom really bad,

had to drop a juice and... There's that limousine of two bathrooms. Right, that's how I can't go upstairs. No two in the two. No two Z's up there, it's just the number one. So I go downstairs and both doors are closed. Some people, JJ, close the doors after they use the bathroom, so you have to check them. That's the worst. I checked both of them and they were locked. It's like, okay, there's people in there. So I sit down at the kitchen table and I start checking Twitter and stuff.

And I realize I can hear a 3DS in one of the bathrooms. I'm like, oh my God, I'm gonna be here a while. So then eventually, the other bathroom opens up, the person comes out, and I'm like, no, I'm gonna sit here. I'm gonna wait and see who's in there here, I'm gonna wait. I knew it. And see, who's in there playing 3D? Is that how you made a tweet about it? So, you did show the follow-up tweet made by yours truly. So then, yeah, Barbara called us a 3D ses.

3D ses. So, I'm waiting 10 minutes, nothing. Jesus. And then like 15 minutes, nothing, I'm like, damn. Are they dead? What's going on? Yeah, they died on this way. And then, then so the Jordan comes by I tell Jordan about it and We're like who could be in there. Why you just straight pass it?

I have my 3ds so then After like 30 minutes the person still in there were like Are they okay? It's something wrong maybe because we don't hear the 3ds anymore at this point You waited 30 minutes just to find out who was using the 3DS in the bathroom. This was very important. Or work. What I started doing was I didn't want to wait there anymore. So I just pulled up security camera on my phone and I had it at my desk so I could see when the door opened.

And then so after like 30 minutes Jordan and I were like well the door has it opened. But maybe the person left it we didn't see. So I told Jordan go up and jiggle the handle. And Jordan's like no you go. And I know Jordan go up and jiggle the handle. And Jordan's like, no, you go. I don't know you go. So the Jordan, so I convinced him to do it. He walks up to the handle and like, kind of slightly turns it except it makes a really loud noise. So he both run away. So he both gets scared. Pigeons. So then finally, after 45 minutes, after 45 minutes, the door finally opens. Ashley

was putting her makeup on. To film news. It was like, oh, it's build up, like who's it gonna be? What's gonna happen? And it was like, oh, well, it's a totally logical explanation. And she was using it through DS, we'll do it. She probably, when she first got it, she might have still been using it. And then, like, closed it and put it down.

Because I only heard it at the beginning. So it was like, oh, all that build up. For a not mere, for nothing. We do. We need to make a mirror for the office We actually had a spot carved out for like a makeup area when we initially Designed the old office or the current office the current office. Well, it wasn't now be the old office It was it was in the studio by the the paint closet like that that workshop little washroom area I didn't realize that was that until like the sink a year after I worked to. I had no idea that room is there. It's creepy. Little secret room back there. It's like we're all the paint and stuff is. I always do my makeup in the bathroom with the door open so that if someone

comes by in the need to use the bathroom I just like get out because I don't want someone to think it out like doing something in there that you guys stuff. So you were one of the the first female employees we had here who worked your full time. And you exposed a critical flaw in our electrical system. The first week that I worked here, I think. Was it a hairdryer? Yeah, she did something none of us had ever done. She plugged a hairdryer in in the bathroom.

And as soon as she turned it on, we realized that all of the servers that run the office are on that same circuit. So as she turned on the hairdryer, everything in the office just shut down. You're welcome. Like, oh, I guess that's a problem. People use those things. Remember when we set off the fire alarm and we couldn't find the switch to turn it off?

Oh, God. I think Nathan was filming the DVD menus for one of the shorts DVDs. And I think it was the button or something. And so he smoked up the kitchen. And then we set off the smoke alarm. And it started going. Turns out the reset for the smoke alarm was upstairs in that that like the doors that don't have any entrance or whatever. They were up there. So we had to get a ladder up there. Those were locked. They were locked. They were locked. With the key. And so we

unlocked that and someone finally found the keys for that unlocked. It got inside and then found the button to reset it. I'm gonna see along. Going off the Intouch. Yeah, it was going off. It was going off for like an hour, right? Yeah, it was like, it was like, it was a few years ago. And those things usually, like, yeah, hurt, tingling. It is louder than the actual security alarm. It's on par.

And that thing is mother's. It might be the same alarm. I can hear that from my apartment. Yeah. That thing is loud. There used to be a speaker in right behind your desk, like where the TV is. Oh God. In that air vent, there used to be one in there.

And the first time I'd ever went off, I was in that office. I thought I was dead. I thought I was going to fall over. It was so fucking loud. We were going to play in the Vegas. Have you ever set off like a motion detector for an alarm? I've set off. Like in our building or at like a house?

Motion detectors, but the alarm doesn't go on. I've been in the building when the alarm went off. I saw off the alarm at the downtown office before yeah, I was I was worried. It scars you for life Like now whenever I think I might be the lesson at the office I like slowly creep out of the tech office like I'm like with my It's like sneakers you move real slow. Yeah, what's waving your hand gonna do? Just like so I'm prepared that I might set off There's a motion. You don't just you don't set it off with your body. You have to

I don't know if you're gonna set it off if you do that. I know. I just want to test it I don't know well apparently cast itself motion senses today They will they will all the time remember the first time we had our alarm go off was a rat I think it was a rat or a mouse Yeah, that's a sensitive. Yeah, that was fun. You hear that thieves don't even think about it I'm about to get away. What's happened to that mouse? It's dead In flutavagus Didn't get resuscitated. Yeah, no one cares if a fucking mouse dies

Now we can have a Speaks except for the mouse in the other room sorry I'm not rid I'm a little off what is everyone to what is do we have a mouse? We have a mouse now They got a mouse trying to kill the mice in the office now we got one Well, that those are rats. This is a little cute like field mouse You haven't seen it they were you they were doing some filming and they needed a mouse why the Australia video They had a bit where they had veggie mice sandwich instead of veggie might or veggie might and we put a real mouse for that

Yeah, at a pet store like a little mouse and now it's just And now this is the next two to three years of our life. Is that so I was I was at home. And I've told people about my place. It's pretty small, especially just one room. Right. And my connect isn't the back wall is in the wall. It's looking in basically my connect can see my entire place. And Dan was at my house recently.

He was playing games and I was just walking around the room and then Dan left for some reason And the connect will sign you in if it sees your face, right? So I was walking around the room for ages and nothing happened and then I decided to get dressed and I took all my kit off and as soon as I pulled my boxes down the connect went hi I'm wondering if it thinks that my dick was my face. Like the dick is the equivalent of your nose kind of thing. Like the like. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out now.

If I go on the connect to see what the connect can see and just pull out my penis, will it put my name by my penis? Don't worry that guy, but is your like your if you were care, look like you're normal hair like you're part of the straight-in-lays will come over. You know, you put some gel in it. Yeah, just spike it up a little bit. You can get pretty pushy down that. I saw someone post on Redis today

that they shaved their beard and their connect wouldn't recognize them. Yeah, that's unfortunately. So you should try that. Yeah, that's gonna be the reason why I shaved my beard. Give that a shot. I think people in mutiny, if I shaved my beard at this point, I shaved it.

I can't trim it down. No one wouldn't mutiny. You can keep telling us that. I have a shirt with my face on it. Like that's, I have a shirt with your face on it. It's got my beard at this point. I trimmed it. No, no, no, no one wouldn't mutiny. You can keep telling us that. I was sure I was shirt with my face on it. Like that's, I was sure with your face on it. It's got my beard on. The beard shirt. It's true, once you're in there, you're in love for life. I have a fucking shirt with me as Che Guevara.

Yeah. What's that? Yeah, I don't dress as Che Guevara anymore. Any more. That's my costume. That's my costume. Were you kind of like him? Yeah, that one shirt where he has appeared. Don't fucking turn this around on me. I'm just saying I could see where That's my part. That's my part. Were you kinda looking like him? Yeah, that one shirt where he has appeared.

Don't fucking turn this around on me. I'm just saying I could see where Jack's coming from. No, no. No, it's my thing. I had a shirt where I'm dressed as a superhero. I'm not like a superhero. Well, you don't dress like that every day. I always have a spirit on.

I was like, hmm, is today a beard day? Yeah, I think it's a really clippet on. I think it seems like on Twitter everyone's very happy with the flat that flying of eggs now a euphemism for death. What happened to your grandpa? I flew to Vegas. We put him on a flight to Vegas. Hey Tony, what happened to Joey? We put him on a flight to Vegas. If you catch my meaning. I'm like killing him. Like kids going, Mom, what happened to Mittensens off mittens went to Vegas. Sorry Yeah, but yeah, I got my beard trimmed. I was exciting. I went to birdsing out of done. That was nice

What was that exciting? Yeah, I was doing charge like is that a service you get or? Yeah, it's five bucks to get your beard trimmed up and so I and I have other professionals do now Because I don't know what the hell I'm doing. I have like all the the beard trimmer and the scissors everything But I know what like it whenever I trim My beard always ended to be like crooked. It's like one side's long It's all nobody's pain. He's sweating No, but now that he says it's it's Super cleaned up. It's a magical of time. I can totally see it shut up Barbara

But the thing was I went so I went to get my haircut as well and I told the woman I usually pull my hair back and so she did that and then she cut the sides and then she never cut the front again So my hair is like still super Like my hair cut is like still like in my face. I'm like nothing will ever be as bad as raised haircut From a couple months ago, which one raise haircut? You look like a mom. We fell asleep getting his hair cut I don't I think you just got a bad haircut and that's his excuse. I what's worse? You think you want to try it?

Like he's like give me this all a good on me. He's like give me some like hip new This will be my thing. That sounds like great. Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah Your hair is getting pretty long my hair is getting pretty long. How did it cut recently really is it long? No, it looks pretty big Gavin just has a lot of you look like David Lee Roth right now a little bit I'll take it. You know who David Lee Roth is. Yeah, okay. Who is he? He lives his life like this no tomorrow. There you go. Oh, yes, right You know who David Lee Roth is? Yeah. Okay. Who is he? He lives his life like this no tomorrow. There you go.

Oh, yes, right. Who is that soundboard of... God damn it, baby. Yeah. Of him singing a... Ed showed us that. Yeah. With the whole time we were filming Captain Dynamo, we just heard lines from running with the devil.

With no music. It's just the vocal. Yeah, it's really... How are you doing? We used to do a lot. We got an Awu intro today from a bear naked ladies concert, actually. It was a guy who did an intro and it was playing. What city was it?

Somewhere in Canada. So, I don't know. It's funny, we had like two or three Canadian intros. We've got a lot of Australian intros lately on Awu. We have a lot of Australian fans. Yeah, but I don't know if like the like, like, just Australians I've got together. They're like, now is our time to get in

and put a ton of int I think the country's on fire It's like before we all fly to Vegas I think per capita Sydney is like our biggest fan base really. I Think it's London actually Toronto London, you know those four cities are like up there, man But so we're coming up. I will 200 is two weeks from today And so I'm trying to think of like we usually do like scavenger hunt intro so be like oh go find this and then submit the

intro. I think what I want to do for 200 is find the biggest name celebrity you can find to say Awe number 200 and then whoever has the biggest name celebrity I'll send them something. So you're here. What if it's me here here first? Yeah I was gonna say you will probably be on the phone guys. I mean you submitting or you are the celebrity. No like I can find a a celebrity if you can find a celebrity go for it. Oh, I thought you're referring to yourself No, no, I'm nobody any who drinks beer on the internet With a sign picture of himself I love that picture every time every morning I walk up to my desk I see the signed autograph picture of me on the wall behind me like yeah

So did you do that like with your own thought? Or was that after blame because he did that to me? No, I forgot about that what actually happened was I had that picture on my desk and John Reisinger came over to ask me some questions about RTX logo design and he saw the picture. He's like, oh, that's really funny He said you should put that in the wall behind you. I was like I'm gonna autograph this Any came of he sits like six feet from you. Yeah, he rolled over We're a little chat in my desk We're gonna yell at each other across the So my news resolution for me was to not be so narcissistic. Yeah, and you got a sign. I'm taking it from you

So I don't know I guess I wanted to go back to something else from earlier. Good luck with your celebrity. Got two weeks guys, so I was talking about Bassroom problems here at the Ristita. Yes Do most of our male employees not know that there's a urinal? I'm pretty sure most of our male employees do not know there's a urinal. Because that there's we have one bathroom that has a urinal and a toilet in it.

And more than half the time, the toilet seat is up on that toilet. I'm like, there is there is a urinal. You could piss in while pissing into the toilet. Like it's within reach You just have to pivot it's just around a wall a little wall in the way though So maybe some people don't know there is a one there Which is a sign up Rishi employees there is a urinal in the big bathroom downstairs. Yeah, please use it bathroom on the left

If you're male go in and go to your left go to the shower and don't be in the shower Don't be in the shower because that's disgusting. No, it's totally okay You're all along your barber Don't be in the shower. Don't be in the shower No, it's totally okay You're all alone in your barber. No, I'm just podcast you are Right now, you see Bernie here in my mind. There you go. You're all alone Yeah, I guess I hadn't thought about the fact that maybe people don't know that there's a year and old there Yeah, I guess I hadn't thought about the fact that maybe people don't know that there's a year and old there. Yeah. I guess I could do that. I mean, we have so many employees now.

It's like, I imagine people don't know. It's not part of the orientation. Yeah, but you walk into the bathroom, you check it out, you're like, what's over here? I guess so. It is a big ass bathroom. Yeah. I don't like going in that bathroom. Yeah.

I feel intimidated by all the size and all the space. I feel like it's a waste of space if I use it. Oh, it's bad to poo it. You think so? It feels like a poo in someone's whole way. We could like, it's so big, like echo and stuff. Yeah, there's like, people, there's corners that you can't see around. It's also weird because it's like, it's right by the table.

And like, you could conceivably be shitting just a couple of feet away from like someone's eating. Yeah. Well, the other one's literally like three feet away from that. Yeah, but it's further away than the other one. It's further away though. I guess so. Have you guys noticed how cold the bathrooms are all the time? No, we didn't sense cold as much as you. You don't like the cold as well.

Well, the bathrooms are on the same thermostat as your office. That's why. Oh, cold. Those bathrooms, your office, the Chima Hunter office, and the conference room are all together. Yeah. And the Chima Hunter office has been getting, it's super hot. So it's like, well, because we have six guys and they're all Xbox one Xbox 360 computers brag about it

And so it's super so I feel bad for Barbara First on the one girl who has to suffer through like Do work with the atoms were what the big dudes it don't get cold. I know fucking Adam Ellis will be sweating and I'm just like and Adam Ellis will be sweating. And I'm just like, I'm so cold. Yeah, I'm going to the studio. Are you ready for Snowpocalypse 2014 part two? So it's a sleet and snow tonight. It iced a little bit last Friday and the city of Austin.

Shut the city down. Yeah, great. I will say that's the first time it's iced. And ice remained there all day until the next day. That hasn't happened in a long time. I have something to say about this. Okay. For my entire life, I've lived in Canada.

I'm gonna get pissed real quick. Hurry up. My entire life, I've lived in Canada. And I've seen during the winter people in Texas or like the warmer states post about getting a little bit of snow or ice and like, oh, school's canceled, boohoo. And I'm just like, what the hell? Like, that's it, and school's canceled, living here living here and like seeing that the city is not prepared thank you Barbara

okay not gonna be pissed now dangerous for people to drive like with there's also I get it I get it now city is not prepared for that kind of I think there's also a unique phenomenon that can occur here that doesn't typically happen in northern states where the temperature can fluctuate so radically you can have a storm move through and rain, and then be followed up with freezing temperatures a couple hours later. So it's like you get all that water, lots of water,

and then it just freezes solid. It's not like it's snowed. It literally rained and then froze. So it's like, I can't see anywhere. They don't have snow tires, you guys don't have salt trucks, you guys don't have snow plows, nothing. So it's like, I get why people have things shut down here. And I get- People don't have to drive in that weather either, so it's like, people don't have snow plows nothing so it's like I get why people have things shut down here and I get a Driving that way either so it's like you don't have to drive down rain here. Yeah exactly. I saw

I saw when I had a drive here when it was the other day on Friday when everything was iced over I was coming down to work and I saw a truck like I was stopped at a red light and intersection I saw a truck drive through the intersection I was like why is that truck making a weird noise Oh, it's got snow tires on. It's got chains on his tires. And he's driving down the street just like, I was like, I can't run up the street. Yeah, there's no point.

I'm in a Prius, I'm fine. We got Jeff's windscreen iced up, and I was like, all right, give me a scrape, I'll go and do it. And he was like, that's crazy. Oh, I guess not. That's good. We usually dip below freezing about twice a year,

and then we'll have a really hard freeze. Like where actually has ice and stuff on the ground about once every four to five years. So this has actually been a really like very, you know, lame year for weather for us. And so, like this, this isn't common for us. So which is funny, Katie is the first you to be here in the winter. I'm like, this doesn't happen.

It's the same with Dan, because Dan was just hit for filming. He was was like why is it whenever I come is freezing cold you said it never gets cold I was like yeah really doesn't well the weird thing was so it froze on Friday everything was shut down It was below freezing all day now Saturday. It was so warm I walked to the convenience store to buy beer in a t-shirt and shorts. Yeah, beautiful. It was like 70 degrees I'm freezing outside. I asked someone if Austin is like on menop like during menopause or something It's just like warm one day, cold one day. Yeah, and then tonight and tomorrow morning it's supposed to sleep and snow again.

Yeah, there's say one to three inches of snow. So I mean, but the ground, I don't know if the ground is like cold enough still that will actually retain some of that stuff. Well, it's going to sleep first for a couple hours. So we'd have a nice, solid layer of ice, snow can rest on. Yeah. It's just like the annoying state of snow. There's nothing fun about it. I had a story today. I think I was on how it's done. Of some woman in New York who slipped on ice as she came out of her

office. And they were, it was like they were doing an article about people like come in to help people who slip on ice. And apparently some dude and this, he's ran up to her and was like, Oh, are you okay? And then robbed her and ran off. nice and apparently some dude in this that he's ran up to I was like oh you okay and then Rob turn around. People are like such an awful level of human that I can't relate to it anyway like that wouldn't even cross my mind. It's like oh the vulnerable woman I'm taking a bag. I would just be like oh you're right but there's people like she can't even she doesn't

know how to walk on the ice. You're like you put on your special shoes with like iron cleats that day that we don't slip. The guy probably just hold us and run away I was really hoping that the story would end with him slipping over down the road This is like a chain reaction. It's like this the bigger fish eats a smaller fish like a bigger dude keeps robbing over and over I saw frozen yet last night and the entire time I was just thinking why are more people slipping in this castle? Like another entire cast man advice. I was just thinking why wouldn aren't more people slipping in this castle? Like, you know the entire castle man or vice?

I was just thinking, why wouldn't this movie end for us? Have you seen her yet? No, no, has anyone ever seen it? Yeah, is it good? I did not like it. I did not care for them. I've heard people who really did like it. Everyone likes it.

I'll say that, like, actively said, like, not a big thing. The Iwan, a Golden Globe for screenplay. Yes. I think the writing was the weakest part of that movie. It's a movie that's overwritten, and it's almost like masturbatory. It's like, oh, look how witty and intelligent we are. Oh, we understand this movie.

So we're really intelligent at witty too. It's like, fuck off. Yeah, there was a set of live sketch this weekend. It was me, which was like Jonah Hill doing a thing. It was a her. And like, they gave away a huge plot point in the movie. I don't know what you're saying. I haven't seen it yet.

I'm like, oh, well, I know that's gonna happen. It's not that huge. Okay. That's actually one of the things I did like about the movie was that scene. Okay. And there's another scene towards the end, which is kind of a spoiler.

I sort of see it. So we'll talk about that. I'd recommend watching it. I like fight Jones. I like fight Jones. Like, eternal sunshine in spotless mind was probably, probably one of my favorite Was not spike Jones that was Michael Gondry shit Michelle Gondry Michelle Gondry. Uh, spike Jones did being John Mockovich

Yeah, he did being John Malkovich and sabotage the beach boy. Oh, yeah, that's right. He did a lot of music videos I mean, he's he was also in the Wolf of Wall Street Oh really? Yeah, yeah, he like he was one of three directors. That was actually in Wolf of Wall Street It's him Jeff Rowan Rob Reiner three directors that was actually in Wolf of Wall Street. It's him, Jeff Rowe and Rob Reiner. I still have not seen Wolf of Wall Street. It's good. It's full into that category of films, probably with her. It's gonna be a film I see on a plane.

That's the worst way to watch a movie. Yeah. I reserve watching movies on planes. I reserve that for movies. I really would never watch any other way. Are they seen before? before no not even I wish Live free or die hard I was like yes probably the best way to watch this movie. I totally saw that in fit as the day

God, I'm kind of ashamed to admit I first saw searching for sugar man on a plane It's been my wife watched her first on the flight and then she was like this is so good. You have to watch it I was like no, no, no, then five that gave in and she was right. I'm was No, no that's a movie I would watch on the plane. Yeah Why would you watch that because it's a movie I would never watch I was watching her movie some planes so captain America I finally saw man of steel. Oh, you did what you think of it God, I'm we sucked Oh, he did what he's thinking about. God, that movie sucked.

He was awful. I enjoyed it, except the ending is so bad. Don't say anything, I didn't see it. Yeah. We'll be able to do the ending. It's bad, without saying what it does. Superman does it, and there's two things. Like, two big things that happen at the end.

Well, sort of, like, there's one major thing that just isn't Superman. And then there's another thing where it's like, there's all the collateral damage in that movie. They say, no, the only thing I could think about the collateral damage. So after I watched it, you know, I watched it with Esther, she said the same thing about the collateral damage in that movie. They say no the only thing I could think about the collateral damage So after I watched it, you know as I watched it with Esther She said the same thing about the collateral damage. I said the only reason I could think you would show them

It's collateral damage is if the next movie is humanity mad at Superman and trying to get Retribution for everything that he did in the first Okay, you're not thinking look cool when I just smashing the Yeah, it's cool, but it's like what the fuck man Letting them destroy the earth is only slightly worse than what you did. Do you like the bit where they ran out of stuff to break in the cities and they flew up to space and beaten up a satellite? They're beating up like both sides of the planet too.

I like the idea of like they go to space and immediately find a satellite. Like they're not just everywhere out there. If you flew up into space, you'd really have to look for a long time before you found a satellite, right? Yeah, it's like gravity, right? Yeah. Man, I'm actually excited for what superman versus Batman or are they having announced the title for it yet? No, they have not. You know what, I'm fucking excited for it. What are you fucking excited for? The Lego movie? Yeah. I saw it pretty forward. Well, our net is Batman. It looked really good. It had like a really big all-star cast and it

was funny. Chris Pratt is the main character. Yeah, I really want to see it. Also, Guardians of the Galaxy trailer must be coming out during the Super Bowl. They're having a spot for it. Is that a comic book thing? Yeah, it's comic book when we come out this year. Who is it? It's what's Chris Pratt. No, no.

The Quick Comic Book People. Marvel. It's not a comic book. No comic book knowledge. What's Superhero specifically? Well, it's Guardian. It's a group called Guardians of the galaxy which is weird it's Not it's rocket raccoon never

I'm already out I'm out dude. It's it's a tiny raccoon that's pissed off and like dual-wheeled guns is awesome Like lame and kitty no no it's like it's it's supposed to be like really intense. It's already intense raccoon Did you see I see Thor I'm seeing Thor 2. Yeah. Yeah. The the last scene of Thor 2 the little PS thing that links it And so the universe that's part of Guardians of the galaxy. I don't remember the a bit easier the Thoros scene I don't know if that was after the credits. I never when they came up they stay here They say hey hold on to this. He goes okay. He's the collector who's part of that universe and they don't it all ties together So rocket rad coupons in the same universe is like Tony Stark and Ironman and like Captain America It's like the Iron Man and all that shit is way less. I'm excited like they about Ant-Man coming out next year. Wow

Ant-Man yeah Dude they only got the short end of the stick with the name Ant-Man and rocket raccoon Ant-Man's got Michael Douglas and Paul Rudd in it Paul Rudd. out of people while he's really small and then he expands and then he's just weak no no man he's a weak when he's big he said he can pick up a and he's strong like an ant when he's an ant what no so when he's tiny he still has the strength of a normal size man so he's just a normal like he could punch by something you can't see yes but then like he gets normal size and he's just a normal dude why would he ever be big

well he goes back and forth why why I'm sure it's like Normal size and he's just a normal dude. Why would he ever be big? Well, he goes back and forth Hey, I'm sure it's at your right Directing on through Bloody ant man Bloody aunt pretty make a fist and then turn from like really small to really big No, the fist can go really fast again. Can he put a really small fist on his normal size? I'm just put someone into space Which part of the small makes him strong? It's his he retains normal strength even though he's small

I don't understand if you are as strong as you are now, but you're an inch So like imagine being like really tiny and you could pick that thing up I know it's stupid. I'm agreeing Yeah, well, I'm a bunch of you. I know it's stupid. I'm a green. I'm just explaining the stupid premise. It's like a stealth thing. So it's a little bit of everything.

But it's, but he's a scientist for like, he's a scientist like like a Tony Stark or Bruce Banner or Bruce Banner is where like he's kind of the smart guy. He figures out how to make this and actually, and the comics. So the next Avenger movie is uh uh, rio what's his name the villain uh it's a robot thing that becomes Ultron Ultron so it's the rise of Ultron is that's the next villain for the new Avengers

movies spoiler and in in uh in the comics Hank Pym who's Ant Man actually creates Ultron and so he like makes a robot and he ends up being a bad guy but this one so they're trying to incorporate all that into the actual Marvel so he's a robot and he ends up being a bad guy. But this one, so they're trying to incorporate all that into the actual Marvel. So he's a super villain. No, no, he's a good guy. But he made a super villain. Yes.

Oh, it's intentional. Does he have a higher gravitational pull when he's an ant? Does he retain the mass? It's a comic book move. Is he crushes mass down? So stuff starts orbiting around him. There's also a dude who turns to a giant green monster.

It's a comic book. Yeah, that's more believable. That's he's more comic bookish versus the dude who gets really small. Well, I mean the Hulk is like- He's like, he's like, he want to remind everyone that this episode of the RESTYTH Podcast is brought to you by Pro Flowers. For getting Valentine's Day is just as bad as for getting her birthday, you just can't do it and you can't win until the last minute. So you can get 100 blooms of love with a free glass vase for just 1999 or upgrade an ad gormay chocolate set of teddy bear for just 999 more.

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It's a damn playing like a gammy so dappong playing live for the first time in six years is lame That's how they play also how are they playing they were doing this they have no one they have They actually synthesizers stuff back there just doing this and it's too completely random bloke And the suit is not off all right I found it on a lot of Put on the helmet guys all right. I'm a feeling the internet's with me on this one Do you think my actual but it's like do you think the actual two French dudes were in those suit? Yes, no absolutely no, I think absolutely

It was like they they had costume change part we do like at first. They were wearing like all black outfit Then they switched into white. Do you think well they had white for the their performance but yeah do you think it was like different guys it's like the first guys tagged out like all right I'm going home you just you're trying to take over you go sit next to the Beyonce in the row I'm pretty sure a doff punk haven't been in those suits in over a decade I bet they have all right you you think they wear that the helmets and stuff when they're actually recording the music they don't the white what that got to do with it? That's the same guys. It's the same guys from the mid, the early to mid 90s are still doing it today.

I'm saying they still make the music, but they just don't appear as Doff Punk. Why wouldn't they? Why would they? Why would they? It doesn't matter. They get their end in two dudes who match the height description to stand there going.

They don't even see you. Like you don't know what they're doing. They're just doing this. They're playing these They're really not a really classy shit through those helmet. Maybe they're animatronics It's like a fancy Chuckie tree actually robot. We were talking out about because Stevie Wonder was up there Yeah, and how jarring it would be for him to suddenly gain sight in the middle of that Because he'd be like oh in the middle of that point. Because he'd be like, oh my God. Robots!

Jesus! Those robots! I think that robots look like. I'm telling you, I mean, they kicked ass last night, but I mentioned on Twitter, it's like, if Daff Punk plays in the US, I will fly to wherever they're playing and see them. You sure phone to the Grammys?

That's what they think. People like, oh, you should go on to the Grammys? You can't buy tickets to the Grammys. It's like, no somebody. Sure, I'm sure you can scout tickets. You're like, hey. You're like, you can't buy tickets to the Grammy's. It's kind of like no somebody. Sure, I'm sure you can scout tickets. You're like, hey, Rews Chief had the number one soundtrack with the Ruby soundtrack. That's true.

I work at Rews Chief. We are also the people responsible behind whose dogs you're having, so. Yeah, say, do you know me? I made sex dogs. Sex dogs. But anyway, but no, also with that, it's like, that's one song, you know, during performance.

If I'm gonna go, I want to see a concert like I'm gonna fly to see a concert I will say that you show me from the Grammys was cool. Yeah, I was no way out of what you know Imagine dragons and Kintrick the Mara play together now is actually really really cool performance But like there were there were a few ones like Lord did a really good performance was really kind of like tone down a real Simple and it was really really cool. I heard she had some sweet dance moves. Yeah, she has kind of a weird like gothy emo dance thing going on. She had like her entire fingertips for painted instead of just her nails. Kind of strange stuff but very eclectic. But then then at the very end it was 90's nails, Queens of the Stone Age and Dave Grohl started playing and it started with the 90's

nails song and then went into a Queens of the Stone Age song and they in the broadcast. Yeah, it was awesome. I was like wow this is really cool. I love Dave Grohl He's like broken out on the drums like this is really good and the credits Yeah, and then it was like cool. This is brought to you by Delta and like like screen taken over by Delta Yeah, they ended it there was not like no They were like 15 minutes over time. Yeah, so they probably did this the last music performance Let's just cut it, but yeah, but they know like usually it'd be like thanks for watching you know up in your host Have a good one. It's like you're already over time go the extra two minutes and it's just cut it, but yeah, but they know like usually it'd be like thanks for watching you know up in your host Have a good one. It's like you're already over time go the extra two minutes and it's just like

I don't get it, you know, it's like I was really They get a lot trouble by going over there. I'm sure they do, but you've already in trouble. Yeah, it's like you're already 14 minutes over what's another two? Yeah, Trent and Resno is not happy about that. I wouldn't be either. He was pissed. Oh, but I should have arranged for her Us to go over time and Patrick to cut us off Credits to the same. You know, we still can do that. But like at one point I Completely lost what I was about to say. There's another performance. Do you see Yoko Ono there? Yeah, she's looking weird. Her son now

She's looking weird. What happened to her her son? It looks so much like John Lennon. It's creepy like this is first time I've ever seen her like a grown son They look he he looks so much like his father It's very very weird and they had Paul McCartney and Ringo Star were there and that was Stephen Tyler Yeah, Stephen Tyler, they're like Jack Sparrow. I was wondering what year it was during the best rock song Who's nominated was like like Ozzy Osborn. It was Black Sabbath. Rolling Stones.

And Paul McCartney. And Paul McCartney was like, what? But what's that? There was one other thing that really drove me crazy about the Grammys and I can't remember what it was. I'll think about it. I'll let you think about it a bit. For all's house, Ozzy.

Esther Kippsayne, it looked like Smokey the Bear. Kippsay bear you have said only you can put it for you were a different hat for the the performance Yeah, oh, that's what I was okay, so Metallica played one Which is one of my favorite Metallica songs but for some reason this was like the Grammys where every like a piano had to be in every single Performance and so they put like this classical pianist in with Metallica to play one and it just wasn't good Like it didn't blend very well and people like oh, you know I'm like that just didn't work and people like oh, well they've done it before with an orchestra I'm like yeah that worked and they took a lot of time to work on it and mix it down right this live performance This wasn't good. Did you see that said our beast tweeted to Forels to give them their hat back?

That's what was really funny. That was funny I don't even have to watch a word shows anymore I just look at my Twitter feed, and I could see everything that's going on and every day. It's annoying, though. It's annoying to hear everyone talking about the same thing. Yeah, if you don't care about it, it's annoying. It's like, what the fuck?

Really? I've listened to this. When Ray live tweets what the walking did, and I'm like, shut up, Ray. I really liked the set, that deaf punk had during the performance. It looked like the recording studio. Yeah. When they unveiled themselves and all the likes everywhere. Yeah. When they like unveiled themselves and all the lights everywhere.

Yeah. That was, I thought that was a really, really good idea. I will say, I love that set too, but the live editing of that performance drove me fucking crazy. Yeah. Because like they, you know, the set was, it was, it was really cool. It looked like an old recording studio that all of a sudden when they came out, like lights lit up everything.

Anything when the edge suddenly got color. Yeah. But they never cut to a wide shot. Like they weren't a wide shot. Oh, it was like super quick. Yeah, it was like got color. Yeah, but they never cut to a wide shot. Like they weren't a wide shot. Oh, it was like super quick. If you like wide shot, yeah. How do you not get to the wide shot and show the color and everything?

I feel like you should be in the wide when that transition happens. Exactly. But the problem was that that's when the screen came down and you could see deaf punk. So they were in tight for that. Instead of being wide for the full reveal. You feel like, very trun-like.

Well, that's definitely one of those things. If you're not, if you don't do this every day, you want to never run. Do you feel like working in production and like. Well, it's definitely one of those things. Like, if you're not, if you don't do this every day, you won't ever run as a parent. So, do you feel like working in production and like with video and all the stuff that we do that now most of that stuff is ruined for absolutely. Yeah, that's how I know that the doff punk guys on in the suit, because it would be in practice move

for them to do that at the time. Now, that's why after the Golden Globes, I was so amazed they were on the spot when the teleprompter didn't work. And like, someone was there with a paper back up and just handed it to the presenters right away. I find like I'm noticing so many more things now. Yeah. Just like knowing the way it works. Like I mean I took film when I was in college and like you start watching movies differently, you start looking at editing a lot differently. It's like

oh these people aren't looking at each other. Yeah. It's like continuity area. You'll mean that you'll mean to ruin every TV show ever for you, every sitcom ever for you? Well no, but I know you're going to anyway. So go when people walk into into rooms watch them look down for their mark. Okay, everyone looks down for their damn mark. Anytime you walk through them, they're always glanced out and then you see them hit their mark. It's like, yeah, you'll see that all the damn time. That's okay. I was amazed during live, especially chat shows, like shall I lose women or something or whatever you have here. What? I don't know. I'm interested in this show. Bunch of birds talking about stuff.

I'm talking about the talk about at least women. No. Anyway, just watch it and count how many cuts there are, like how many times the camera cuts. I want you to realize how many times that's happening. It's like, wow, there's a lot of different angles of this. Yeah, how many cameras are out in that studio? Like on our podcast right now.

Yeah, it's less on this, because it's less angle. It's less. Yes. Well, it's like, we have four. We've done like local news and stuff too, which is kind of cool. Like we've done morning shows and stuff and I'll ask them for stuff, right? Yeah. For RTX. And then you go there and you realize it's like five people of which four are on camera. Yeah. And it's like one guy is pushing a button like the camera

is controlled by a robot and it's like moves in, then like reset, move to a different location. Yeah, I was amazed when I went to local NBC I feel it to do a bit on the news there. Like you said, there's literally one guy who's like doing everything. Yeah. And the cameras are robot on wheels. What I didn't realize before coming to our first season being on like immersion and gauntlet set

is how many people are involved in a production like that. Yeah. We'd be surprised how many people, you know, don't need to be involved in production. I know, that's's you like so many things to be made with like four people and then but it's like oh We need 60 for this. Yeah, no, you really don't like on a professional movie set just seeing behind the scenes of the crew And it's yeah, well we have a room full of people over there for this This to watch me drink this beer. There is a room full of people over there making it happen Thank you, Blaine.

Thank you, Blaine. I much prefer small crews. The way, as someone used to work on sets, I see it really notice. My stomach would never feel right when there was just so many people around. I said a super bowl commercial where we exploded Simon Cowell in reverse.

And there were like 300 people, and it was and the shot was just my camera that I was on and Simon Cal and I was like there's so many people I remember that commercial much pressure on waiting for you to go for the X factor for the X factor and that those people for Simon Cal he had five hot women with him which is awesome but the and I told the story in the podcast about how 195 unattractive women. How there was one moment where after the shoot, I had all of the footage on my kitchen table

because I was downloading it overnight. And I was like, man, if my cat jumped on the table, I ruined a Super Bowl. I'm actually really not wrecking. Because I had the only cup. $1 million were through it. Oh yeah, it would have cost millions to reshoot what we did.

Jesus. Scary. But it's cool. I mean, but it is cool to be It would have cost millions to reach you what we did. Jesus. Scary. It's cool. I mean, but it is cool to be on sets like that when there are a lot of people. But it's like a well-oiled machine. What everyone has a role. Everyone does exactly.

Knows where they need to be. Knows what they're supposed to do. And then that's when you hear stuff like when Christian Bales flipping out of the lighting guys. Because that one guy fucked up. And it's like, well, all right, we have to sit here and listen to this guy scream for a little bit. And you also learn about really specific jobs he didn't know.

Yeah. Like, I was the lightstands. Yeah, there's one guy, all those people. I talked before about this guy who I always used to run into on commercials, when I used to do beer commercials and his, his job was a beer stylist. And he had this little tiny wooden case, full of like tiny little brushes and stuff. And he would be responsible for like putting condensation on,

Wow. on beer because under the lights, it, it, it weren't like refreshing, like, all evaporate. So he was like putting for like putting condensation on on beer because under the lights it it won't look refreshing like all evaporate so he was like putting like all this glazing on and that's like the the old toy repairman and toy story too yeah exactly like the big case of stuff and it's like yeah that's how exactly how I picked it I fucking love that scene by the way where the guy is it's really cool scene yeah the the best stylist was describing to me how he gets stopped every single time he flies because they look through his thing and he has all these like weird little bottles of different liquids of different viscosities and different brush sizes and they're like what is all this you

get to like build a bomb on the plane what you know I'm just going to decorate some beers. I just decorate big glasses. Going back to plane stuff Gus I read something really really interesting that you might find somewhat interesting for your travels. If you ever have to check a bag, people are talking about if you ever check a bag, check a gun with your bag. And if you put a gun inside of your bag and lock it up, it will go through a different screening process. And you can put any lock on it. You don't have to have a TSA lock.

You can put it like a master lock on it if you want, because you have to go and show them you have the gun, put it in locket, and they have to see you lock it. And then when you get to the airport, you collect it and then you have to unlock it for them you have the gun put in locket and like they have to see you lock it and then when you get to the airport you collect it and then you have to unlock it for them. So why would you do that? What's the benefit? If you have a lot of expensive stuff, apparently it can be any form of like any kind of gun like you actually use a flare gun and so like photographers who have like you know thousands and thousands of others equipment they will put a flare gun in with their cameras and stuff, and then they'll have to go check it, and they know that will be protected,

and the TSA will look for you. That's a good point. If you travel with expensive equipment, I think there was a story a couple years ago where a news reporter had his camera stolen. It was like a guy who did freelance stuff for CNN. And it went through and he got his case after he checked his bag, and his camera was just gone.

It was like some baggage handler stole it. I think he ended up breaking the story on it. It was like in Newark. Some guy in Newark had like sold hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of job. Yeah, this story have no pictures. It's not. There was a thing in Florida where I was like a special report team or whatever. They flew through I think Orlando or international and they left an iPad and they intentionally

left it at the scanning area and they just an iPad and they intentionally left it at the the scanning area And they just walked away and then it just they never got a call for it or anything like that and they did the find my iPad And they tracked it to a guy's house and it was a TSA agent who was working at the scanner place and he's like I don't Just talking about not have anything and they hit the find my iPad and they get here in the house like while they were Recorded and like you like shut the door and he came back out He's like oh my wife she bought this off someone. I don't know what happened. Yeah, I thought I'd report to you.

It's so fucked up. Oh my god. Yeah, you got so fired. So shady. Yeah. I've I mentioned to you where I've flown and I checked the Phantom. And that's worth like 150 grand. Yeah.

But I think if someone opened it, they wouldn't really know what it was. Yeah. Like it doesn't really look like a camera. It looks like a, it looks like a weird brick with a fan on the side. So it's also like the trap from Ghostbusters. Yeah. It's got a little handle on it.

It's also in a crazy like padded case that's made for a pal. Well, is it a pal. I mean, there's tons of pal. The case there. On every flight, there's at least one. Yeah. I've been checking my bags a lot more lately when I fly. Yeah.

Yeah. It always seems easier. Like, it's so much less stressful. If I need, the only time I'll really do it is if I need like, I know it sounds stupid, if I need like, forberware. Because then like, I feel like that adds a lot, like having like a suit jacket, like a change of shoes and stuff. But if I can just wear like this, like my shitty tennis shoes and this, like 99% of the

time, I could live for like three weeks out of my little little board. I could at the point where I prefer checking my bag now just because you give it to them and you're done with it for the next day. You don't have to like put it up there and carry it through the aisle and take it down at the end. So you check the bag instead of carrying on? Yeah. What do you do on the plane?

I have, well I have like a purse. But even then like when I travel like it's usually Katie and I travel together now. So we'll just get one bag to put all our stuff in it. That's a lot easier One time I had to do that. I had to check a bag my wife and I shared one we went down to New Zealand That's why we had to check it. We were gonna be gone overseas for a few weeks came back and I had bought a brand new bag for Esther specifically for this It was this giant red bag with this weird pattern in it. I was like unmistakable. We're gonna be able to see that for sure. We finally come back. We landed Austin. We're waiting by the baggage claim and our

bags just not coming. I don't know where it is. And I look off to the side and there's like the bags that they pulled off to the side. And I see a bag that looks just like ours like with the red crazy design on it except it's smaller. I'm like whoever owns that bag took our bag thinking they grabbed there. Yep So I went and I grabbed it and I took it back to my apartment. It sure enough a little later that day I got a call like hey, I grabbed your bag by mistake. I was like let me guess yours looks the same but a smaller like yeah I said I've got your bag You know, it's like come come and bring me my bag. Huh? That's about it. Yeah, they came they came by that happened

Similar to me. You know at like the smaller plans where they make you check your hand luggage like at the gate Yeah, because it's like tiny little overhead compartments I left my bag there and I saw the exact same Carry on luggage that I had like that belonged to some other guy and I was like I have to make sure I get off this plane Really fast because I'm sure my bag is gonna come out before this guy And he's gonna just take it thinking that it's his sure enough I get off the plane and I see him rolling my bag away and I'm like, dude, wait He's like, are you sure that's your bag? And he like checks it. He's like, oh, no wait, this isn't mine I'm like, yeah, that's mine. Wow

You got it. I like was running off of the run of the fucking jetway there and I caught him just in time So we need to check back guys, we need to make rooster teeth and achievement hunter bag tags like luggage tags or luggage bags or yeah his luggage just sort of big dick on yours. Big throwback. Yeah, I started attaching like little colored like ribbons or something to mine now to when where was it? I was going on a flight I had to check a bag somewhat recently I think it might have been when I went to PAX Australia I Didn't have a name tag for the bag. I was gonna check so I grabbed one and I started filling it out and the woman at the Counter was like you're going you're from Austin, right? It was like yeah, she was you're going to visit Australia and come back

I said yeah, she goes don't put your dress on that. I said, why? She goes, because people who work here, they'll see the bag tag that you're going to Australia and they'll see your dress here in Austin and they'll know you're not going to be home for several days at least. Jesus. I was like, oh, that makes total sense. She was like, yeah, just put your email address in your phone number on it and nothing

else. That's awesome. That is really fucking smart. Well, I'm going to rip my address off mine. I guess no, she didn't even say phone number because it and nothing else. That's awesome. I was like, that is really fucking smart. I'm gonna rip my address off mine. I guess no, she didn't even say phone number because I would have a an Austin area code. She just said just put your email address on it.

Well, how are they gonna find your house from your number? But they know your from here. I guess yeah, you're right. Yeah, they won't find your house, yeah. I'll just stop dialing you a number. Yeah, thank you for the phone ring. I never put my address on the text. Yeah, and then she said you can put your address when you come back.

You have any big travel plans for this year, Gus? No, I'm going to Vegas next week. Oh, yeah? Oh, I'm sorry. Are you going to Super Bowl weekend? No, I'm going to get the right after cycle. I got it. Oh, hey!

No, circle. Just like life. Yeah, what are you doing in Vegas? Just for fun? No, I got some work stuff to do there. Okay. You don't want to say who you're going with. Oh, no, no, I'll tell that story later. You should say who you're going with. No, no, I'll tell the story later. Trust me. I want stories to back it up. Okay. It'll it's gonna be interesting. I'm I'm just a little bit later. I'm going on like at the end of the show. When I come back like after the trip. Oh, okay. All right. Do you think? Goose bumps for blind people is just like

Reading a bunch of jumbled letters I've goosebumps right now. I just I've goosebumps. It looks like braille It's because the beer's open. You're wearing shorts and it's 30 degrees. Yeah, it's a laundry day And I've got my like my ankle socks on right now, so yeah, there you go Whatever band-a on your thumb people are asking on Twitter. Oh, yeah, so um I we had an Australian a party because Australia day was the Sunday and so we threw one on Saturday here because it's the American in the world now. Sorry, the West American ever.

I'm the worst American. Are you gonna start saying how are you going? Yeah, how's it going? How are you going? How are you going? How are you going, excuse me? You fucked that up. I fucked it up.

Anyway, so we had an Australian A party which had some good A. Good A. And afterwards, like everyone left, I was. Anyway, so we had a Australian party, which is some good day. And afterwards, like everyone left, I was cleaning up stuff and we had made a bunch of Australian food and we had a pairing knife, which the pairing knife curves in. And so usually I clean my knife soft

and so I was running my thumbs along the back of it. Oh God. The pairing knife is reverse what you think it is. And so I naturally, and this run my thumb down the bladed end of the knife. And I'm like, like, shaking like through it down, like reverse what you think it is. And so I naturally, and this is written my thumb down, the bladed end of the knife. And I'm like, like, shitting like through a down, like, it was angry at it, like, oh, the fuck is that? And then, like, you know, sealed up, it's not really a deep cut or anything like that,

but it's enough to, enough to warrant, like, sealing it and then putting the sword in. Why are you cleaning knives with your thumb? Like, you clean the back of it. With what? Like, he's probably just knocking on the door, like, the built up crud on it. You know, like you clean the back of it with what like he's probably just not I don't know the built up on it. We like to get the dishwasher. Yeah, no, these are good knives You have a like hand around you have a sponge or anything. Yeah, but so I prefer to wash on my hands. Do I feel like as weird as it sounds? I feel like the sponge collects dirtiness Yeah, the dirt is right, but you can feel when it's clean like if it's you know you run I run like dish

You know dish soap over It's not like that. So you feel it's still greasy or not. Yeah, exactly. I can't touch and so anyway The knife instead of like every knife, which is like you know kind of curves down This one reverse so it makes my hands feel weird. It's like so I managed to cut my own thumb Because I'm an anyway, have you ever have you ever cut yourself with a knife? Yeah, I closed a leather man over the edge of my finger. Oh, yeah, just nicked it. Glad a lot though. Yeah, actually recently I was cutting up apples to make apple pie filling and... How domestic.

I never write. And the person I was making this with was just like don't cut yourself and I was like don't worry, the second I said that, I just went soup right on my thumb. It just cut like right there. That's not bad. No. Wait a minute. When I was a kid, and you would get like a gallon of milk, the thing that sealed the cap was different than it is now. I was like, now you can like just peel it off and it comes off. Back then it was like the solid plastic ring. And I guess if you were an adult, you could just like twist it off. It was like a breaking the seal, but I was a little kid, so I couldn't.

So anytime I had a brand new thing of milk, I had to go get a knife and cut it off. Oh no. So one time I put my hand here to secure the gallon of milk, and I put the knife into the ring, and I cut it, and the tip of the knife went right there into the like, in the flesh, and it went like, into my hand, and I was like, I pulled it out

and like through the night, like you said, you throw the knife down, and I felt like a coppery sting throughout my entire hand. I felt like it just radiated up my arm, and it was just like, it's just a tiny little slice right there but the knife had gone in. It hurt so fucking bad. I once, I once went on a staple that was open.

It was like flat open, I just went, I went to get up and I put my palm on it and it just went. Stapled in and all I could see was the line. One of the, I just couldn't get it out. I was like, ah, it hadn't like curled in, but it was like, I just, the pressure. I just couldn't pull it out. One of the dumbest things I ever did when I was eight years old. I was seven or eight.

I think I was eight. I had a stapler in my hand and I thought I Wonder what paper feels like when you staple it so I put my thumb in the stapler and staple this fucking dog ass I was like and as soon as I did that I thought paper can't feel anything Like you said you had it in there and I pulled it out and it's just like these two little dots of blood. They just like be beat up I pulled it out and it's just like these two little dots of blood. They just like be beat up The worst the worst idea in the world to me is a paper cut in the webbing of your finger. Oh, yeah I think jackass to like right here. Oh, yeah, jackass. I can't watch yeah That's like they do all kinds of super shit, but that was like the one like nope, no, I'm out like I literally don't turn my head away

Yeah, I'm like you can get punched in the face. You could break your foot Second you give a paper cut on the webbing of your finger. I'm out Yeah, they poop all canos, but I don't care about that You cut the webbing dude they're making a jackass poor. They're making a jackass for really yeah, how is it large format? I don't know what it is because that was my guess we talked about this couple weeks ago I said if they make another jackass the only way they can go now is like I'm X I'm saying that that being said someone on Twitter linked me to the image of it was like a jackass for thing I don't know if it's legit or not, but I think it is you want to check IMDB?

I'll check IMDB for you since you like going to IMDB He did it We should probably talk about RTX. No, RTX this summer, July 45th and 6th, we're really going to go a lot bigger. So check it's going to sale this Friday. And if you want to exhibit, you can contact us at exhibiter at rtxabit.com. And if you are exhibit, you can also contact us. If you are exhibit, you can contact us. That joke is so fucking old.

If you want to build giant Lego statues, just let me know and I'll stay well away from it. Again, last year was your first RTX. Yes it was. What do you think of it? Loved it. Yeah. It's even bigger.

It was good. It was bigger and better. It was the most surreal weekend of all time for my life. Yeah. So we're gonna do it this year again. There's gonna be more team hunter stuff, more Ruby stuff, more everything. We're actually gonna have less of a team hunter stuff this year. We're gonna reduce it this year again. There's gonna be more team hunter stuff, more Ruby stuff, more everything. We're actually gonna have less of a sheet hunter stuff this year.

We're gonna reduce it. We have too much. We need to pair it down. You guys just won't be there. I'm just kidding. That was a joke. No, I'll be there. We're in a live-less place.

I always get worried about this live-less place. I had a blast doing the last play. What do you think? That's the thing you just play. It feels like it's just chaos. Like, people already see what is going on. I don't think they care. That's the thing.

You guys are up there doing this live-less. Well, it feels like it's just chaos like people already see what this going on. Yeah, I don't think they care. That's the thing is you guys are up there doing this live. Well, it feels like it's just yelling. Well, they have someone they have someone live cutting. We have the stream behind you. Yeah, so it's like showing everything and then they have the names on it. I don't know. I don't think it started with it, but I think it did.

I think if we do, I will say my favorite thing we did that one of the lets place. I forget I forget about assassin to create something else. And at one point like one of like we we started singing and then all of a sudden 2,000 people started singing along with us and it's like that's pretty fucking cool Like that's one thing that doesn't happen in a room full of six guys, you know, that's that's pretty neat You as play a certain simulator for a bunch of people that actually was the first thing I did it up The idea was that my client would go up and try and get people to

play, send and simulate with us. So the door was open and they told us to go up there, even though it was before we were going to be doing it. Just like trying to gather a crowd, we went up there for two minutes and it was so full that all the deceased were taken and it went into other people's exhibiting areas. So it was like, well, I guess we should start. It was ridiculous. It might have been the most fun I had at RTX.

It was so much fun. It was like the very first thing I did. Yeah, just doing surgery up on stage live with Michael. Yeah. It was a really weirdly cool experience. I will say this year for achievement hunters going to be a little different. Like last year we tried doing all six of us were one spot together and we just can't do that again.

I think there's going to be much more organized in terms of that. Worst ideas in my life, stapling my thumb, putting all the team of 100 people together in one place. Yeah. That would be like cool, like having like all in one shot. It made a terrible line. Yeah, it was great for a few people. Not everyone. There'd just be times where one of us wasn't there. Yeah, someone would be the panel. And then they'd have to go in again. Yeah, you have to wait. Like people were waiting in that line for like six to seven hours. We can't do that. We don't want to do that. And that's too much. The great thing about planning RTX is that you get to learn from your mistakes and make it better each year.

But I got a few complaints from people. It's like you would never have the thing. Like like people's parents and stuff. It's like, well yeah, but I was, you know, I was up at five doing this giant balloon fight in the street. And then I went straight from that to the podcast panel. And I had a slow-mo panel. It's like I couldn't be that the whole you were literally every minute possible I was there every minute I part from like 20 minutes where I just sat in the the special area yeah secret area where I can sit down for a second and dry off from the yeah it's gonna be organized this year where you could see everybody you want to see to some extent yeah what we're like pairs of

achievement hunter world be like you know if you want to see me and Ryan come I know what no pairs. Oh, no. Gotta break everyone up. Okay, all right. That's your call. So, it's funny. I don't know how much we talk about

like behind the scene stuff, like during the event, but launching 2013 was one of the worst, most stressful experiences of my life, because before the doors even opened, we already had to have the paramedics on site. Well, happened. Someone dislocated their knee.

Waiting in line, right? Which is apparently a thing you can do. Yeah. What is it? It's a bulljoy, isn't it? It's like, was like jumping up in line, or something? I never got the full story for how the moon was dislocated. I knew someone jumped for some reason,

and they landed on it weird. I don't know why they were doing this. There was a dislocated knee and a fractured ankle. And I was like, we're still five minutes till the door's open. We've already had to go ahead, like two medical emergencies. Yeah. This is a fucking bad omen. Well, I guess we're going to do anything like that, being downtown in Austin is a good place to, you know, no, I mean, dislocate your knee.

And we, you know, as part of planning, you have toate your knee and we you know as part of planning you have to have You know so many paramedics you have to have so many I'm like a minute you know so it's like if you're gonna do it. That's the place to do it, you know It's like luckily there's breakdowns parts like you have to have this many paramedics you have to have this many armed police officers You have to have this many unarmed security guards like a menu of things you have to have there Amazing guardians who are the most awesome people in the world and those applications are open now. Closing Friday.

Yes, they close on Friday, which is also the same day tickets start. I just got a reminder on my iPad. What's that? About tickets? Reminder. You're my bestest friend, Gus. Blaine. Oh, that's sweet.

Set that up for you. Thanks for the reminder, Blaine. I really appreciate it. So if you still have the tower pimp tower pimp is in our warehouse. Yeah. So it might come back. It's pretty It's pretty bad. I think we should keep that thing. We should we should do something that the new building. Yeah. I guess it'll be yeah. We'll have the height for it. So we can do that. Well, I mean, we probably we probably should Maybe move it from RTX 2014 to the new building. So that we don't like move its new building and then over there. Yeah, that's a good plan. Yeah. So maybe a repaint it might be a bit gammy at that point. I don't know. Well, it was fine. It was my garage for like six months. You said

gammy toys on this podcast. It's a good one. It's a new record. But someone had a gammy knee, RTX. Yeah, what can we do? I mean, that's like, what can we do for like the achievement on our area? Because we'll have, we do for like the achievement hunter area? We'll have we'll still have an achievement on our area of some extent what we know we're not yeah You will of course, well just without Why don't you open it up to suggestions? Yeah, I think we should have the logo on the ground and then the minecraft achievement city I was actually the plan

That's a lash. Yeah, we're gonna do a cheap jack Jack got me like the the images for the houses. Yeah, those is backdrops Yeah, I'm told about like a full scale. No, that was that was in the wardrobe Yeah, that was almost how it was just house house We're not that we were talking about draping Jeff's house where was like, you know It's similar like that plastic that fabric we for the the backdrops But it would just go all the way to ceiling. We're making a big We had also talked about making to go up a certain weight and then just having like full clouds around it

to make it look like it disappeared into the clouds. Which segment of the school? Because the clouds do go through the top of your life. Right. Actually, it's not even the top anywhere. It goes through like the lower third of Jeff's house. It's very possible, I think it's doable. We've had a lot of comments recently saying

that Jeff's house is the cause of the lag. Our last few Minecraft lets-play has been pretty good. Yeah, been nightmare. And people are wondering whether just the extra Recently saying that Jeff's house is the cause of the lag of lost few Minecraft Let's play's been pretty good in nightmare and a People are wondering whether just the extra height of just house is causing lag on the world But I don't think that's what it is. They found a reason that Ryan was on Wi-Fi for the last So he was the one that was screwing us. So hopefully now he's back on while wise. Why? Hey, remember that bet we're a I bet Gavin that his Xbox would break before mine would yeah his Xbox is breaking no it isn't breaking yes it is what happened you said break though that's

a no I'm saying it's breaking it's working its way there when we putch is a game and download it everyone's download finishes before mine no not download that you're talking that installs I was now waiting FIFA no no you were installing something the other day and you were like it's no three percent sometimes when sometimes when you put a disc in before installs it'll say there's an update and that's the bit of it but everyone did the exact same thing and you were like my download is never else the install is fine

I don't know I'm also I'm still thinking you have a piece full on top of my Xbox weren't slowed down the download sure well I'm not I'll say it'll slow down now the install it's like crushing the bits only terrible though man I for the first time ever I finally bought a full retail game on my Xbox one really via digital It was nice. It was about a sasses Creed 4. It's great. It was awesome It's like I tell it to start downloading like I it was in the morning. I had got up got in the shower took my shower

Came out and it was like ready to play it's like sweet Yeah, it's awesome some games the ready to stop, it's like sweet. Yeah, it's awesome. Some games, they're ready to start before it's finished installing. It works like you can play the full game and sometimes it just puts you in a menu the way you have to wait. Yeah, this one. What the hell is the point in doing it? Yeah, this one took me to the menu and it's a single player was ready to play and the

multiplayer said like installing and had like a percentage on it. I'm also having an issue with my Xbox at home where if I put in Call of Duty Ghosts you'll hit the title screen and then go black black and if I restart the game it won't happen The only way to fix it is to unplug your Xbox and then plug it in That's weird. You play pebble too a lot, right? I play yeah, I play pebble too Is is pebble to like blown up too big like it spills out of the frame for you like like the play button or like where it says play It's like cutting off on the bottom of the frame. Oh, I could like a title save something. Yeah, I'm not tired. You've messed up. You didn't title safe. I'm You absolutely do what you need title I've seen is always the same. Let me answer you ask me the question

I'm in the process of answering the fucking question So I've seen things where we deliver video to YouTube right like take for example the Amazon the drone short and video to YouTube right like take for example the Amazon the drone short and I'll watch that on my TV this is an HD delivered to YouTube I'll watch it on my TV and the text is cut out yeah where I can see it all fine in the window on my computer but if I watch it on my TV it's cut yeah actually it's not pixel-for-pixel actual actual actually is crop the edges of the frame yeah then because they have to have like bits bits are cropped out by the bezel because they have to have bits for bits like say bits a lot they have to have like bits are cropped out by the bezel because they have to have bits for bits like insane bits a lot

They have to have hardware to hold the screen in place Yeah, it's not it's not a flat like when we were capture windows That's your full frame, but when you're actually watching on an actual like an actual television Actually, yeah, if you compare your actual actual window to your TV that's sitting there You'll see this my TV at home is identical. No way it is I've got it to a mode which is's just one for one is so that every pixel is every pixel There's no you don't lose anything watch the the Amazon short on your TV and see if it cuts anything I'll do take a take a look at the movie the movie the place in baggle to take a photo of like one of the screens because it cuts it off

We go to remember as well that a lot of games when you start there is no option to fix it Sorry, okay, you go ahead. You say when you start the game Yeah, it says like put it to the edge of where you'll scream. And peggle there isn't, there's not one of those. I look for it. And all that does is move the HUD usually. I think Barbara wants me to read this. No, I was gonna say that DC makes us for his Dead Rising 3 video. Yes, very funny.

Also saw their papers please get, which people are tweeting at me non-stop. I feel bad because I sent it to you over I am today. And I'm like Gus has to see this and then I'm like I bet everyone is tweeting this at Gus. Yeah I've gotten mad since so many times. So paper's fleas is some indie game. Yeah I'm excited.

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So you like sitting on like a glass booth and like yes You have you see the line the people walk up and you have a desk basically like desk management Like where do you put all the papers for work? Comparing them wow, it's amazing. It's so good because you used to play fly simulator on planes You can now play papers. Please you should do that while you're Only they had a mobile version you can play on your phone. That'd be amazing. I'd be like I'll Like reading at the border. Yes, but I let myself into this place. It's really good. It's like it was the Meg 64 skip It's pretty spot on. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. The music is cool. The music is like that's the music from the game

Do you know anything about the game spy party? Like other than it's a lot of spy party. It's been a packs the like last 10 years and is it is still not out yet? Like I'm in beta. I think you can download it. Really? I think you can it's like an early access mode I saw it packs one time and I got to play it. It was a lot of fun Yeah, they've been I know the packs you're talking about they've undergone an art style change since then they've updated the graphics quite a bit It's really, really fun. So Bernie's not here tonight because he's traveling. Apparently he's in an airport.

He's on his way back to Austin. But apparently he's in an airport right now and he texted. He just had a funny encounter with a podcast watcher at the airport. He said he just started watching the podcast two weeks ago. He doesn't know any of our names. He just recognized him as the guy who sits on the right. Wow. That's really gonna throw him off. Hey!

So does he watch it on YouTube, I guess? I guess so. That's funny. Why on YouTube? I don't know. I just assumed that he's probably not a sponsor. If he's a new watcher, he is probably not a sponsor. Yeah. He talked about something and he'd get a lot of tweets during a live stream.

And then a week later, he's like, why the fuck, uh, that's right when public sponsor. Yeah, it's funny. Like you talk about something and you get a lot of tweets during a live stream. And then a week later, it's like, why the fuck, oh, that's right, when public to non-sponsors today, that's right. So we had to start adding a title card when we upload the podcast to YouTube saying this podcast was originally recorded on this date. Especially for timeout, something really outdated. So people understand that there's a week delay, and it also reminds them that you can watch a newer version if you come to our website. We have a lot of cool shit coming out for sponsors this year. Like we, I've been talking with Adam about we're working on some new website

stuff. We've talked about that right? New website stuff. I don't think we could give specifics yet. I want to give a shout out that guy. His name is Christian. Hey Christian. We never give shout out. So there you go, Chris. So we get some really cool to see modern stuff. I sat down with Adam and Caleb and Ray of all people talking about new website stuff Ray of all people. Well, he's happened to be in the room. We start talking like what do we want for the achievement? Ray, Ray. Ray. It's like, Z.

Alright. Yeah. What do you think? Like who's gonna be updating the website? You don't I don't know if I think Ray like, alright But out of all of us, he's the most gamer person, I guess so we're talking about leaderboards and competitions and things. So we got some cool ideas. There's going to be some new website features. There's going to be some new benefits that we haven't talked about yet for sponsors. So everybody watching now.

Yay! It's about RTX. We'll tell you about it. Oh, hopefully. Probably a lot of it. A lot of it launched by then. Yeah, by RTX, it should be. So you're going to talk to you in person about it.

I guess. Now, you should come anyway. Yeah. We have a lot of the convention center to fill. It's going to be really empty if you don't come. I'm excited for RTX this year. Yeah, we have grown quite a bit of space. It's even much bigger.

Is the stage this year, you're going to be bigger? The gaming stage? I think so. I feel like that stage is already pretty big. I think we just need more audience. Well, I think this year, since we're not having like achievement hunters always doing signing stuff, we're probably doing more let's play type stuff. We'll be like more opportunities to

see us do stuff live. I'd like to get people on the stage at some point. Sorry. There's other people on the stage at other points too. Yeah, but who cares about them? I feel like we've also learned like there were other things I wish we had done differently. Like the screen at center stage was a 32 by 9 aspect ratio. It's basically a two giant 16 by 9 displays. And as a result, none of the video that was displayed there can really be shown anywhere else. Because it's like super extra wide, super letter box.

So it's like we have to have a 16 by 9 display or two different 16 by 9 separated beads. So we can grab video off of them I'm looking at one of those things you don't think about until after the fact I wonder if we should capture our live let's place we were we're gonna try to like record them like and then release them As let's place it just wasn't practical when we were there because those like we were so busy No, it's kind of like we had a walk up there and then start going It's kind of like the podcast the podcast panel actually becomes the podcast a week right? Yeah, I'm wondering We probably just uploaded but just raw.

Yeah, we captured the footage, but it's just a fan actually. I've read it in the Assassin's Creed. Let's play into like single screen traditional style. Let's play really. Yeah, they actually took the footage and recode it. Yeah, I must have been a lot of what? That's nuts. People do that.

Well, what was your favorite part of RTX? I mean, go on the two month. Panel was a lot of fun like getting-ray and Vab out there. That was one of my ideas that I came up with a long time ago. I'm like, I wonder if we can pull this off. Cause I told you about- That's why I'm really happy you're in a Chimunder. Because you're the only one who's kind of proactive in that way.

Yeah. I love us will talk about doing things that's like, yeah, I would never do that. Yeah, all right, let's do this. I'm gonna get these cost-geams. It'll be awesome. I like that. Jack is definitely the most responsible out of all the Chimunder.

Someone has to wrangle the cat so that a Chimunder. Whenever I need something from a Chimunder, I'm just like that. Jack is definitely the most responsible out of all the achievements. Someone has to wrangle the cat so to achieve a hunter. Whenever I need something from achievement, I'm just like, hey Jack. Yeah. Well, yeah, someone's got to be that guy, so I fall into that role. I'm not the loud screaming ones or anything like that. Well, the last Let's Play show that. Jesus Christ, man. That was like, that was polar opposites of that Let's Play.

We did this last play when Jeff was out, and it was Michael and Gavin screaming the entire time, and me sitting there, and I just quietly won the damn thing Are you guys were talking so well? Do you do ever expect me to try to out yell Michael? It's just not gonna happen. I'm like not even a try that So you're just like yeah, well, I'm pretty much wrapped up over here. Yeah, I'm about to win. I have one I know we're like we were talking a lot, but those, let's play this so heavily edited that I pretty much just cut out all the silence.

So there'd be things where like Michael and I'd be talking and then there'd be silence and it'd be like, no one's saying anything. Let's talk again. And it'd be like that. So we just seem like we were talking the whole thing. I guess the thing about Minecraft, let's play, is there's a lot more focus in those.

And I get quite what I'm thinking, like really trying to focus on what I'm doing But that's probably why I won because I'm actually focusing trying to accomplish something whereas you know The stuff where it's like you know you're out of it. I go. Okay. I'll just go for round that one That one ended up editing together like we were talking for an hour straight So really it was like there's I probably cut like 50% from those let's play Usually I think a lot of people say they want to see an unedited Minecraft lets play. It would be, it would be two hours of just like a lot of pauses and.

It would be the same thing as an edited version just with silences in between, right? Yeah, pretty much. And it's basically a lot of bleeps. It's basically the highlights. It's just stepping around looking for action. Yeah, the way it comes out, it's like the highlights without seeming like there's bits missing.

Yeah, like I cut a lot of stuff out, but you would never know where I cut them. I think that's the best way to do that quick bits I remember that yeah a lot of efforts to make yeah, but yeah, it's like the less-play stuff It's funny now too because we've got a lot more editors now We actually are like full-time editors like Lindsay's doing full-time editing Katie's doing full-time editing and that gives us an Opportunity actually kind of play a lot more games But then you find if you play if we do like two or three lets plays a day, you get burned out.

Like trying to be funny and talk that much and one one day is actually difficult. I don't know how you guys do like a full day. Oh, the bowl broke around, isn't yours? I was trying to get this to silently to put it as like a bow tie. Ah, it's a trap. When the bowl's there.

It went over there. It's tricky. It's like, you know, it's like, oh, we have poor us and they can't play video games all day It's like no, we're trying to be funny and then if you do the problem is if you do something like four Let's plays in a row and then you're trying to be funny on like the fifth one is just it's like pulling teeth basically It's almost worth it. She does not do it. Yeah, it's coming. All right. We're also trying lucky in that in that We don't really have to try and be funny a lot of the time like the games we play. Oh, pardon me

GTA funny stuff. It just happens and I'm always deliberately reckless like I wouldn't try and be funny a lot of the time. Like the games we play, pardon me, GTA, funny stuff has to happen. And I'm always deliberately reckless. Like I won't try and do anything stupid on purpose, but I'll take a stupid vehicle. Or like if everyone's going by car, I'll try and take a plane. And I'm so bad at playing. The head of the street, I think, that you guys have, is what makes the videos.

Yeah. Well, I mean, that's just the thing. The six people, I think, is the sweet number where we have all these different personalities and everyone like you can find so much relate to and that group of people You know, so it's like some people relate to the gents a little bit more because they're a little bit older and some Relates the lads a little bit more because they're younger and they know you relate to jack I relate to the gents like like my my goal And every level plus like my my goal and every let's place to get Jeff to laugh if I can get Jeff to laugh at something I said that I'm good

You know, no one else gets it or understands it if I make him laugh at something like okay, I think I'm happy with you and I had a A moment like that before the past started with our Dave's not here. Yeah, Dave's not here man No, nobody got it And I was asked to do a question and you replied Dave's not here man Okay, okay, what is one of the things, there's like, there's little 5% jokes, but as someone gets it, I was like, I know that, or you throw out a community reference

that didn't win a watch. Ray is really good at sneaking references in that none of us notice, and then all the comments are about his one reference. Yeah, Ray will throw in like star bomb and all that stuff and all these game grumps and things like that. I just don't get a chance to watch, but he knows all of that stuff.

I don't know how he has time for that. Yeah, I mean he's he's He's up nothing at home. Yeah, that is also a good point So he went outside this weekend. He what yeah, he went to pinballs this weekend Some like I think friends that he has an Austin dies bull, but I saw pictures in video of him Oh, yeah, he tweeted about pinballs at like outside of his apartment. I'm just like oh god. Wow, it's like seeing an elephant. That's like even more rare than me going outside the fact that Gus is surprised But then Gus never goes out. Yeah, where we go and go carting us. We should we had it not you had an opportunity to join us And you turn it down. That was fun. Did we ever talk about that? Did we fully on the pocket? We talked about the first time we went we went again there

Yeah, we're setting some stuff up with these guys now We're gonna hopefully film some stuff there, but the fact that Gavin came in second place when we're gonna go crazy slows my mind because Gavin doesn't drive But that doesn't mean I'm crap at driving. That means I don't drive in There's some correlation just knowing like how to judge when to turn just like everything You can tell it's like it science really isn't it's like I think I'll see a lot of Angles and that's I was ready to close up with that what science really what is you know that if you take a really Shop turn you're probably gonna lose momentum well it's all like you're getting your tires skidding you know you're not getting traction you're not being efficient

on that right so you're not getting as much energy not getting that I was just surprised I was surprised he was actually Well I know I'm sure you're surprised because I got I got boned and so that's why Gavin took a second because I would have been on the top 10 or the top 10 top 3 at least you were in the top 10 jack that's so pissed off that I've gotten I've gotten screwed over the last two times we've gone because what the what we do is you know you do this is how this is how it's so different if I was screwed I'd probably be annoyed and they'll be like This to you. You'll still Annoyed So what happened was we knew like because we did like a practice race and you do a qualifier And the qualifier you're just trying to beat your own time

And so I actually won the qualifier the fastest time out of everyone and they line you up like f1 style And we go and we had two missed starts were like one time someone in the back their engine at start And the second time minding in it start the third time we finally went and we're going andstarts where like one time someone in the back there engine didn't start and then the second time Mine didn't start the third time we finally went and we're going and I'm supposed to be in the lead and Joel This burns past me and then people started passing me like crazy. I'm like what the hell then I realize I'm going slower I'm not at full speed and so I went three laps around the whole thing And I finally like waved the guy working there pointing to my car and it's all it's all indoor electronics So he looked at this little box and hit a button and my car starting going full speed

So after every literally every person had passed me I then got a full-speed car and I made it I passed half the people on the course to try to get back on the front For the last three weeks I was so bad I didn't come for anything The funny thing though is that he had a GoPro on the front of his thing like we're testing out GoPro And things like that like me And everyone's like Yeah, you see it all He had a GoPro on the front of his thing like we're testing out GoPro

And then like the point you see me where I flagged down the guy and I point and you can literally hear the engine like rev up And it's like god damn it so I have visual proof They have like the little kid mode on or something Well because they they have like a like a really slow mode and the kind of a medium and then a fast mode and for some reason I was just in that weird medium mode. And I was embarrassed at how sore it was after go-carting. Yeah. Well, if you get thrown around. My arms, I didn't realize since it's like obviously not power steering, you have to use so much upper body strength to turn that car.

And like, I really weak hands and arms and everything. So my entire body was just like By the third race I'm like But yeah, we so we went last time and did a bunch of GoPro tests So I did like GoPro facing forward and facing the shot of me where you could see me and see the people behind me It's actually a really cool shot Yeah, but we're gonna have to work on it because it's super super shaky So by the end of the GoPro is looking at the scene. Yeah, it actually shook backwards or was looking straight up. I lost the GoPro I can't I probably can't talk about the video because it hasn't come out yet

But you'll see a soon on a slow mo guys here. Destroyed or lost Destroyed it doesn't exist anymore if you had to guess who did it Who would you guess oh someone actively did it? It was Ernie when it was lost to be you saw Bernie in a slow-mo guys video. Oh, I saw it. I didn't realize it was a guy. Oh yeah. So Dan? Dan, Dan did it. We went over to the wreckage and I tried to... I was like, well, I was not the end of the world.

We'll pull the SD card out of the wreckage and see if we can... Nothing. I found the plastic of the SD card, like bent back, and the other half like this, but like the date that all the pins the Metal pins were just missing it's like it blew the data out of my Absolutely when we did the the immersion with the zombie headshot we shot a couple of cameras like that with like shotguns Yeah, you can see in the we were able to salvage the footage you can see like where the pellets come and hit the The lands you're like, oh hopefully we get the cards out like we were able to get the cards out of all of them

That's awesome. Wait. Wait did the go protest? I was the first time I'd really mess with go pros myself. Those things are fucking awesome The new ones cool the old ones are kind of you can't see I had it set up where I had my phone out And I could actually see what the GoPro was broadcasting on my phone and then I could start recording from You also change the settings. Yeah, yeah, you change everything up and it's just like, you know, you can use next time we go go recording. What's that? Google Glass.

I should use Google Glass. Oh, you have that. Yeah. Well, because they're not prescription yet. So the Google Glass, I have it, but I don't they don't have the prescription lenses. They're still working to get the manufacturer for the actual prescription lens. Right. What soon as I get that, I'll absolutely get the lens and then we can go from there.

And let's do we have a sponsor that will do Google Glass lenses for me? You have a sponsor? That will do Google Glass. I'm curious. Anyway, but yeah, I've been messing up Google Glass a little bit more. I think Go karting might be more entertaining than watching you try to get Emma to roll over for five minutes.

But it's so cute. It was like I typed up so many mean tweets to you response that video and I stopped all of them. I was like I was a little drunk I'm like these are probably over the top like no no, I'll just make fun of him later. Yeah That's I talk Katie how to how to write out a really mean tweet and erase it like that's like the most This is like it's almost as good as most thing. It's like oh and just select all things. I think I do that more than I actually make tweets Yeah, it's good. It's good. It's good out of your system. Did you hear a gust of story about how he left your dome light on in your car? Yeah, I did not turn the light on for the record I just did not alert him to the fact

So when was this this was last week? It was like two weeks ago. Oh, it was a couple of the gap. Yeah, it's two weeks ago What time did you notice it at well? We forgot to tell it it might be three weeks ago because we forgot to tell it in one Pokes. Yeah, maybe three weeks ago It was it was after work. It was like five We were leaving. I was giving Gavin a ride home Okay, I'm trying to think who would it is one Jeffers dad on Gus was giving it a light right So it was like that was the light. No, it wasn't it was the light It was the mirror like when you flip down the shade on the passenger side and you open You know the mirror up in the lights turn on it was that

Maybe Katie. I guess maybe yeah, maybe Katie was yeah, maybe Katie was in the office at the time Yeah, she was probably there then so oh Well, there's things women am I right? Yeah, like Gavin had pulled his phone out. It was gonna take you like no, no, I appreciate that you know my battery is died It would have been funny. No That batter is not fun That is not that matters are not fun That's what you do you have me very clear Can we have a security camera pointing that in that direction? Yeah, that had been fun. Yeah, yeah

I really was good. I said you see now and then this is like it will be content I was like okay, my battery died on me on during extra life like well like I want to go get food for everyone And I was like three hours dealing with my car. Yeah, we got cold chicken nuggets Yeah, I got like I think 50 or 100 chicken nuggets It's a roll cold. But they were so fucking good. They're so tasty. Was that after I was drunk? I don't know No, no isn't yeah, that's only about eight o'clock. So I I That was I came up and you guys were doing the the mud pie or not the mud pie the the the lava cakes Whatever I brought up Emma. That's what is I brought up Emma and then she started freeing

That's why I took her home and then I came back and you were doing a lava cakes. I think her I was somewhere in there It all worked out. I arrived just off the lava cakes. Yeah, I was actually watching lava cakes on my phone in the cab Yeah, extra life actually extra life has already begun for this year Like you can actually start donating this year if you want I need a set up to seem for us But yeah, this year's gonna be even bigger and better. We're going to have the new studio to formalizing what we're going to be doing for not only extra life, but some other charities throughout the year. So we have a couple of events going through throughout the year. But you got for a million. Oh, I would shoot for half a million as a next step. Like

that's a goal. And then that's a huge goal. That's a huge step up already. I mean, the largest donation, single team donation they had had before us was like 110,000 I think. And then we donated like 360,000. So we crushed that. And then, but there were like two or three other teams beneath us that also donated massive amounts of money. But it's you guys, you guys, you guys.

Yeah, everyone in the audience. So thank you. Are you a little tipsy? No. I'm just joking. No, no, no, you're kind of glassy I'd your eyes look like you're like I see the reflection of your response this is the way I look at it look at it look at it no I don't need it

they're like watery and glazed over I've seen you drunk you'll not no I know drunk Barbara I have not beer bridge ronkelman quite yet It's probably the strawberry that did it yeah, I'm sure we said not to get glassy when I have sweets So good, all right. Well, it's about time to wrap up. Is it yeah? Gus what are you gonna do if it snows tonight? What if it if you wake up? Oh my god come into what? She got the fuck up if you wake up and it's 8 a.m. And there's three inches of snow It's the guy who doesn't in fun in your house. I'll come to work unless there's eyes really yeah, and my one time The said there's the December of I want to say oh nine. It's snowed here a bit And I was like maybe an inch. I'm a bitch and I have the Congress office right right and I was in You and I were actually both in San Francisco at the time

we were working on a commercial spot. Okay. Out in... Two came mirrors. Yeah. And my wife was walking Benjamin, who was still really young at the time. Benjamin was like nine months old at the time.

She walked him outside. She has video of this. Of him walking out in a snow for the first time. And she makes a little snowball. She says, hey Benjamin, he turns around and she throws the snowball right in the face, and he gets the most confused look on his face, and she just laughing maniacally at it.

I think Benjamin the dog. There's something about animals being an ice in the snow, it's just adorable. Like we let Emma run around the backyard, and she hit an ice patch, and it's H-shin. It's like, it's laughing at this poor dog, doesn't know what the hell's going on. It's funny to be watching a dog walk on ice

and say, have four legs. It's like, they'll be walking and like one leg just like shoots out. Nope, they're fine. They have the other three. Yeah, they have double the chance of slipping then. Then we do. Or half the chance. But they have double the chance of avoiding it.

They have twice the recovery, but double the chance. Right. Three times the fun. Four times the sprint. We've reached the math portion of the podcast. All right, we have to fill Minecraft tomorrow. So make sure you come in, Jack. OK, all right. Three times the math portion of the podcast. All right, we have to film Minecraft tomorrow, so make sure you come in, Jack.

Okay, all right, I'll be in at some point. I'll wait till the snow goes away. All right, bye! I love you! I love you, Jack! Bye! Bye! Yeah, three, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Do you like apples? Example together in Trempathos, Characombs, Characombs are free to deal as I've nothing to do with this podcast. Analyze various unsolved and rooster-teeths

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