Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #256

Episode Date: February 4, 2014

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berries from Sherry's Berry starting at only 1999 over 40% savings or double the berries for just $10 more. Just click the microphone and use code Teeth when you order at berries.com. What hey what hey Hey What's hi there. It's a podcast podcast. No, it's a podcast. It's a podcast full of energy. It's so much energy rooster teeth podcast the official the first the best on iTunes Gus. I'm Bernie. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin I'm Bernie I'm Gus I'm Gavin You're I was let you see I'm Gus again. I'm Jack and I'm gonna come back Yeah, I know I was letting him throw an extra one a camo chariot Bonus and bottom you know how it works I get top billing and you always build the biggest person last y'all are opening act for me

So I get top billing and y'all know the open act then I come back I don't go first middle and last like a first and last there's a fucking method here Yeah, the difference is when you'll build last is always someone. Yeah, she's just as Gus Sarola Amigree yeah, and Gustavo Sarola as Gus Sarola Now it now it's not a Sarola the third Academy of Energy as Gus Sarola Also, it's also the last one is also if it's a new person like a kid like an Introducing Cameraman's Gustavo Sarola the third as Gus Sarola Yeah, I got my like little dimples trickle smile. I was I was gonna say something and I don't know what I was gonna say

Probably about still a little bit more Hoffman. Oh, it's a fucking suppressing. Isn't it? Yeah, that is super depressing Dead he's got the ring kids too. That's what Three kids. Oh, what I read is that he had, well, of course, no one knows yet, right? It's still new that he had been a heroin addict when he was younger, had kicked it for many years, then just recently picked it back up.

Are you ever kicked a heroin addiction or is that like something you're just kind of in like remissioned? Supposedly, that's when most people die is when they relapse. I believe it. Yeah. Because they don't know the dosages that they need. Yeah, or they get back into it where they were, I would imagine. relapse. I believe it. Yeah. Because they don't know the dosages that they need.

Yeah, or they get back into it where they were, I would imagine. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, they're tolerance is not as high as it was. But we don't know that's how we died, but from the reports that I read, he was found in a bathtub in his New York apartment with a needle in his arm. I'm just happy that we didn't mention his name in a recent Let's Play. No, because I would feel very guilty if that happened again. Yeah.

I think we did who the Denver Broncos Man street is alive people fucking would not stop talking about that. Yeah Controlling Jack and they're like there's cheap 100 predictions coming true looks like the cheap 100 predictions coming true Looks like the cheap and 100 predictions coming true. I don't know watching the Super Bowl who are you talking to? That's saying this. We're the worst. Well, it's impressive, right? That's the second time in a row. Well, I know it's the fourth time in a row. I agree with you. Okay, we actually, so we've said it all what it doesn't count before Gavin. I guess not. I think this was a let's play that we were physically controlling. The lads were in control of the winning team.

What were the previous ones? Age predicts. Yeah, they're age predicts. I'm not to computer play itself. And totally valid. I think we've done it either four or five times now and we've only missed one. I thought we would undefeated, but I went back and looked and we actually, the Steelers versus Broncos, we picked the Steelers to win. Okay, Gavin's right. You made this story. That's right. Yeah. It's coming back. It's coming back.

I'm telling the truth, I'm putting the actual thing up that I don't want to lie. I'm not living a lie. Gavin tell you a version of it. Yeah, we pretty twice in a row brilliant Good assault now, but are you actually I mean you guys sucked hardcore because the Gens play dude Denver Broncos They beat the shit out of it. Do you think that the sea hoax defense man the sea hoax defense? Well, you know, should the sea hoax pay us? You you like you made it happen for them we made it happen I guess that just gonna show like there's a the number one defense, number one offense, fucking defense wins championships. Yeah, absolutely.

I thought for sure, the Broncos had the fucking amazing offense all year long. I thought for sure they were gonna win that game and do well. Did you see all the headlines from Seattle, like that the Seahawks winning breaks a 35 year title drought in the city of Seattle? And like, eight papers were running that story, including all the papers in Seattle, about how this has been 35 years since we've had a championship

you know this amazing championship coming back to Seattle all this stuff they won two WNBA titles in like the last six years Yeah, I was 2010 I think it was just a couple of years ago And the model was like this WN player she's like I would like to name her but it's apparently their star player and she's like, has it looking at her, you got to be fucking kidding me. That's really funny. That would be awful to read that. Pornhub released stats of people watching porn on their website in the cities of Denver and the cities of Seattle. And you can see when Denver gives up on the game, it goes back to porn.

It's like in spikes. Like early to mid-third quarter. It's like, Pornhub traffic in Denver shoots back up to like a normal level. Now listen, I gotta say, this is like, I've seen a couple of these things that porn hub has done, like funny, like metric kind of meme stuff, you know, in relation to current events. I don't want porn sites collecting information.

I don't want, I don't, I don't, you're doing that. Of course they can tell whether you'll know. Now listen, I just don't want them like knowing that they're actively tracking information. I want that. I want that. Yeah, pretty like four years ago, I'll be like, hey, look at the funniest snapshots of

your laptop. 10 biggest silent fails. Yeah, listen, I can, I listen every time that fucking video with me and Jeff goes up on Tosh.0, I get tweeted at about, we, one of our shorts went up on Tosh.0 I get tweeted at about we'd one of our shorts went up on Tosh.0 because they fucking called us and asked us hey we like this video can we put it up on our thing which we're like sure Tosh.0 a lot of people watch it and they clearly do watch it because every time it comes on I get tweeted at like at least the three dozen times people are watching the show it's relevant the problem is and I don't know why this bothers me so much but it bothers bothers me, is they call it a viewer submitted video. Like we went out and like submitted

the video to Tosh Point O asking them to put up. Oh, well done guys, you made it. And that's what everybody says to us. They're like, oh hey, you guys got on Tosh Point O, you've made it. It's like, oh, fuck yourself. Fucking Tosh Point O. We have the graph down, and I'm curious to see Denver Brock Overseas. Yeah, the spike traffic in that porn hub. So pretty soon on porn hub they're gonna have they're gonna call them users and made phone. Yeah. So the sea looks went far behind that. No, I mean, that's over the course of only a few hours. So it's kind of that's a big spike. They were leading by a whole lot there. Yeah, the porn of people, they've been like really popular on Reddit.

Like, they did an AMA a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, I think they even responded to ray at some point. I think they follow ray on Twitter now. Yeah, well, they follow a whole bunch of people on Twitter though. So, they follow you? No, they don't follow ray. Yeah, they don't point. They don't point.

He's got to defeat that. Well, no, I'm saying that. I know, oh, they're following a lot of people. I'm not one of them, but you know, whatever. Would you rather be followed by someone who's following 5,000 people or followed by someone who's following like, oh, I don't even see it's all fucking irrelevant. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. All right. All right. I get followed by my cat's fake Twitter account, and I think that's cool. I like to my cat, my cat is a fake Twitter account. Congratulations, there might be 10 more of them. Yeah, that has, what is it up to now?

Yeah, my beard account has slowed down. I don't know if I was posting as my beard. I tell you, you're just trending down. My nose has followed me as well. Yeah, it's important. Yeah, so I actually, I like, you would follow your nose though. It was funny, I did direct message my beard one time. Like, I think, I think, no, I basically direct message

and said, I don't know who you are, I don't want to know who you are, but you're doing a good job. I would, I would, it's one of those situations where you go back in time You try to explain to a cave man what you've just done right that would never make sense A message to my beard except this not my beard it's someone else pretending to be my man in another village Who plays my beard in the air? People tends to be my beard so other people can hear the funny things my beard says

Everyone experienced life is my beard talk to that guy. Yeah, and I have to talk to him There's some parody accounts on Twitter. They're actually pretty funny like well There's someone made a parody account for the new Texas football coach and he's made some really really funny tweets Yeah, I know I see you're retweeted. Oh, you're a fan, Gus. I tell you by that the look on your face right now. I like novel. De like in the moment to a counselor like someone made a Twitter account last night, which was has Denver scored yet. And they tweeted no. And the next week that was fuck. But they also there was that uh that uh popular image I got tweeted a lot during Super Bowl last night of Peyton Manning on the phone. And when I captioned it, mom, can you come pick me up? And I think that was that was created by there it is.

Yeah, there you go. It's created by some girl is some like teenage girl in Auburn, Alabama. And she tweeted it. I mean, see it's got over 12,000 retweets there and almost 9,000 favorites. There's like a girl who at the time had like 300 followers. Yeah, you expect something with that many retweets to be, you know, celebrity that everyone is doing. The fact that it's just some random goes pretty cool. That as they say in the industry went viral.

That is viral. Yeah, you saw a bunch of those. There was one who was a hey Papa John's. Are you guys hiring right now? Yeah, all right. Yeah, Peyton Manning was in Papa John's commercials. He also owned. Oh, I was worried. I don't know. I was worried about that. I got this car. No, he also owns a lot of Papa John's restaurants. Oh, that's

why he's in the commercial exactly. How old is that guy? Like, at least 37, 3738. Yeah, that's all this health. First for a quarterback. Yes, that is very old. He's like, uh, pieces of his parts of his vertebrae like fused together. Jam. Yeah, he went through like four surgeries on his neck. And that's it, and he came back from that, and he still made it to the Super Bowl.

It's really, really impressive. In football, English football, you're usually pastaed off to 30. Unless you're a goalkeeper, you can sometimes stay out a little bit. What was Vinny Jones, was he just an enforcer, like Thug kind of a guy? Yeah, he was a footballer.

Yeah, but I mean, he was a homeboy. Oh, football player. What position did he play or how how old is he? What's not a fan of any Jones? Alright, alright, take it easy. I was just asking a question that you might know the answer to. Yeah, we had a funny discussion with Gavin earlier where he was of course picking on American football and I had to point out to him that American football is designed essentially to be like a highlight real where there's a play and either there's a score or somebody gets hit every single play. I mean sometimes get out of bounds sometimes you know in completion sometimes but that's the

way it's designed for there to be a big hit or a score every single. We have a spot for that. It's called rugby. It makes more sense. Yeah rugby never stops though. There's no there's no breathing. I want to go right now. It's saying I watched the NRL finals or I'm not sure I was going to watch them, but we didn't go. So I was almost committed to going to see that for the Sydney Reasters versus the Manly Sea Eagles and a Manly Sea Eagles. Yeah, Manly Bay. Wow. Australia. That's my team. Wow. Yeah. And we'll come to pitch and see. You're going to have and I was just pointing out that like I guarantee guarantee if you put a rugby player from the top leagues and you put him in the NFL, he would probably get killed.

But NFL player in rugby would probably do okay. How? The way they get hit in the NFL because they have the pads is unbelievable. It is absolutely unbelievable how hard they get hit. So they can hit pretty fucking hard. It's not anything away from the rugby guys. The rugby guys are fucking amazing. They're like tree trunks. And NFL guy without the pads. It's not the same kind of hitting. It's damn neck. It's not the same kind of hitting. No, no, no, I agree with that. And it's the rugby guys are built for endurance. They're

not built for strength. Like, I mean, no, no, the football like I want to say this to say this to a rugby Oh no no I can get my ass kicked by your rugby player I have no no qualms about that I've seen some very hard very hard hits in rugby But there's still that because you don't have the pads nobody has the pads So there's that idea that you know if I hit you I'm hitting me as hard as I'm hitting you Yeah essentially it's the way it works not quite the way that you drop a helmet to someone's chest. Like you're good off fucking in them. Yeah. So I mean it's cool. It's cool to see someone get absolutely mulled in American football. It's just It hot. You're waiting around all the time. So stop stop. Not a fan. Did you hear that after the game supposedly

paid man went up to Richard Sherman to ask him how he was doing. Oh really? Yeah, like he was genuinely concerned about his ankle on a mixture. He was okay. Yeah. I guess Richard Sherman had a bunch of like really positive tweets about him and talked about him a lot. That's cool. That's a great interview. It was funny. Like someone was telling me I was like, Oh, you know, Richard Sherman, he had like you didn't do anything last night. He's like, No, because they weren't throwing to the guy he was covering. Right. Like you didn't have to do anything because he was covering him so well. He's knows. I just happened a lot to Dion back in the day. It's like when you're a great corner, no one really knows because you don't throw at you. Exactly. But yeah, he played pretty well. Also, yeah, the Denver offense was on the field hardly at all. Yeah, they were fortune overs. I think we had, we had 10 picks in our game,

including one from a backup quarterback. And because Peyton got hurt in the fourth quarter in our, in our, in our, in our last play. And, uh, yeah. So we got, you know, that's the first, that's what I've seen you leave the room, dude. frustrated with myself and it was like I had to leave once in worms That's the one time I got up and left just because I was horrible. No, I left during Minecraft to the way you said you've left in words I'm Imagine leaving covered in words I was so mad I left in worms It's like a carry moment

Covered in worms did you see guys see the tweet which I don't know who it was but it must more than Denver Barangas players? And he tweeted, he posted a picture of his conversation, his phone conversation where he said, he's getting to his kid, he goes, sorry we let you down and the kid just went back, it's okay daddy, you're still my hero. And he goes, he goes, the good news is we get to spend a lot of time together now. And I was like, I was like, you're reading this, he was like, oh my god, this gets a point for that some way you still get to ring still gets a championship ring Yeah true now does it get to NFC or do you get to get a soup bowl ring? You get NFC ring. Okay, you get an NFC. Well, but you get your conference ring and then you get a super bowl ring

Does the draw a real good? See aren't they? Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry Yeah, come on get your shit. Sorry. Sorry NFC. I see I'm still I grew up as an aFC guy. Did you watch football grown up? I watched the Cowboys back in the 90s when they were good like Jesus that was a Jimmy Johnson I know I watched the Cowboys and then I kind of lost track with but then I followed then I followed college football when I started Going to UT so like right around Ricky Williams getting kind of big in the late 90s as I started following college football Then really about 2005 when we won the national championship was like well, you can't do better than that So I started watching NFL.

There was a article we answered that question. Yeah, that's where it looks. There was an article in the Telecom's last week talking about cities that should host the Super Bowl that have never hosted the Super Bowl. Yeah. And Austin was on that list. Yeah. No, don't do that.

You're a fucking terrible idea. We do not have the public transit or the infrastructure to support moving that many people. Here's why. You mean like Kota or like Circa the mayor? Exactly, so we're sharp on ourselves. We say nothing but positive things about the city. On a regular basis, you cannot deny the fact

that the infrastructure of the city is sucks balls. She's the picture that we showed on the podcast last week about with the ice storm how a week before it was week before it was somebody post on on the austin subreddit it was a picture of the traffic matter of the scale that yeah austin was destroyed and everything else okay austin still to this fucking day still does not have a single road that you can take to our airport and not hit a red light.

What? That's you're ready in a year and a half we're gonna have one. Oh wait, is a year and a half stuff? They're building a bridge that's taking, is that even a bridge? It's like an overpass kind of thing and it's gonna take, it's basically they're circumventing one intersection and it's gonna take them a year and a half from now and it's been under construction for a year. It's so crazy.

This didn't just get any more, some things. We need some things really well, but we can't handle people. But honestly, South by Southwest pulls in more people than the Super Bowl does. And it sucks. I would argue that is not true. Really? Super Bowl is really different. What?

South by like a quarter million. Jack might be right. Oh yeah, over the whole course of the event. For each specific event at any time, you probably peak at about 60,000. Well, you do also point out that any home game at UT has more people than a hundred eight thousand people. Right. But a lot of those people are, I want to say are local. So they're used to getting around. They're going to find the site streets. They're not going to choke up 35 per hour.

Even then, okay, it would suck ass for a week. But we get the fucking Super Bowl in our backyard. That's pretty cool. Yeah, it'd be totally fine. And it's not like it's not a recurring thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no totally fine and it's not like it's not a recurring thing No, that's not my argument I Would you like to fight? I should just chucking long time but it's not a recurring thing It'd be a one-time thing we'd see maybe once every 15 to 20 years. I don't want to know. I think be cool I'll let me see this would you rather have the Super Bowl or would you rather have the national college final? Which it will be next year will be playoffs. Oh,, like the play okay, I'm not super well. No way, no way.

You're fucking crazy. Crazy person. What do you rather? Crazy unfollowed Jack's beat right now. Tap, tap, tap. Would you rather watch, uh, would you like to watch Alabama play in our home arena and win a national championship in front of us in our hometown? So you said you're scared of losing.

No, no, no. So what you're saying you'd like to watch the redskins win? No, I'm sorry. Well, I mean, I'll offense to the fucking fans in DC I'm just pointing out a dozen doesn't come from Austin doesn't have professional teams So like we have really no allegiance to any one major team. I mean that aside from long-form team called the redskins Yeah, Washington Redskins are racist as hell You're fucking your your club that you root for a stream's Yidd army at your game.

Yeah, but they're not called the Tottenham hot Jews are they? They're called the Yidd army. No, that's like the nickname if you're a fan. Oh, it's the nickname. Oh, it's not racist, guys. It's a nickname. That's fine. Cause it's like, no, the gunners, they're not called the gunners.

They're called the court arsenal. Oh, you're saying it's unofficial name. No. so it's not racist. They called the red skin So it's not it's not racist because it's unofficial is what you're saying. Yeah, I don't say like like we've ordered a state seminal Like is that racist red skin no, but red skins in particular seminal. Yeah seminal. That's a tribe. Yeah, it's still you know like fluid fluid. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, other than the other than long orange play at UT Stadium at the field, I that would be weird. I don't want to like that. But that's what they do with the Super Bowl Jack professional team. They played in giant stadium. Yes. And the Giants fans got to watch the Seahawks win. Yeah, but yeah, I mean, that's still weird to me. I would feel strange to watch another team on your field. That was there was a Super Bowl commercial like that. Wasn't there? Yes. For all right. for all the NFL people who cheer for NFL teams super bowl supposed to be your big holiday unless your team didn't make it

and it's like watching which is most of you yeah someone else dance with the girl you like at prom and watching people take pictures of them and show them new over and over before hour is it just a turbo tax commercial? yeah it was really weird to stick this long rambling story and at the end it's like well do you taxes? Get the biggest second life, but anyway, so I wouldn't mind watching professional teams play on UT's field Like to me because I have no lead just either of those teams coming in all right

I know if I have personal selection We're not gonna commit you if I just sit there and watch Alabama win on our home field I would or think about like the uncle the Oklahoma coming to Austin and winning national championship in our backyard. That would suck. But I mean, that's the risk you run anytime. There's a can you imagine if you're hosting the Super Bowl, your team goes to the conference championships.

You don't win and your rival team comes and you wins on your home field. It happens. How is it? Has that ever happened? What? Has that ever happened? I don't know. That's a very specific scenario. No, I don't know This isn't as bad as hosting a world cup and having someone beat you in your own country

You're like it's not a bad No, that's the whole like country things way worse like the whole country is ready and then you get beaten And you're at four years to wait to try to redeem yourself. Yeah. Yeah, yeah No, no, no, like would you like to have the world cup in Austin? That'd be cool. Yeah, you know, you're like Yeah, no, I'm all for bringing. Like, would you like to have the world cup in Austin? That'd be cool, yeah. You really are like, you're a beautiful person. No, I'm all for bringing big events in Austin. I'm all for bringing big events here with it. No, I mean, this is not another college team.

If it's a one time thing, I'm like, I'm cool with it. But if it's a recurring thing, it's like, okay, that point is starts getting a little bit more. Jack Cillo is cool with it. All right, got it. It's in the records. There you go. I'm part of the new city council position in Austin. Do you know who this is are a new city council position. Austin. This is the new city council position

No, we have a chief innovator. Oh, 20,000 years You know where she works. She works in the innovation space Is that a joke? No, sure thing we pay a lot of innovation space and she's where she works apparently. It's our desk The lame is superhero ever and that's like the name of her hiding Innovate or innovation space Her defense her her her resume was pretty fucking awesome when they hired what did you do? But I don't nobody can really see my late scuss. She's in innovator. She got hired from one understand

She got hired in December or I think she got hired to do a buzzword her job is a buzzword her job is a buzzword pretty much. Yeah, I'm a synergist Okay, I like that. Can I be a synergist? I want to be a synergist when I grow up. Yeah, that's how's 13 K a year 130,000 Where's that real money Gavin? Like 80 90 grand. Yeah in pounds I'm trying to find a So more To establish innovation methodologies such as open innovation Yeah, so they're just you're the word innovation

She's gonna innovate through innovations in the innovative space It's only saying she's a firefighter. Oh, she fights fired god understand what she does It's like if the first press conference That she ever held the press doctor where they go what the chief innovator what do you do? She's I'm gonna innovate and they go What do you gonna innovate? Well, I made this job up Drop the mic Kick over the Believe

Everyone's like oh, that's really good. Yeah, that's really good. That's really good. Give her a paycheck. There she is. There she is. Oh, man. Cario Conner. We should invite her onto the podcast. She didn't even make the podcast.

And if we get on the podcast, she'd explain what she did. We'd be like, oh, I should have said. How many Twitter followers is a cheap innovator of Austin Hav? Miss Oh Conner, that's what I'm going to make a recommendation. Let's not have a permanent 24 hour a day traffic jam between first street and 51st Street in I'm 35 can we just work that out a bit our way out of that? Try something. I know let's bury the fucking interstate for 12 blocks. I'll fix everything. That'll fix everything. That's a concurrent plan right?

I think they get into the sky. Basically the Austin freeway system is not like mine. You made no planning at all and you're building shit up I'm gonna be up for dick. We'll keep going. It'll be like fifth element by the time we're done Flying cars and shit like what happened? Well, we went down 64 levels and we hit bed rocks Exiting involving some blah blah, but we found a lot of time Fucking treasury We're accident involving some blava but we found a lot of time in front of you and some fucking treasury assent I love the cheap innovation officer walks around carrying nothing but a cook pork chop and a bucket of water Oh my god Hey government yeah, so there's a lot of things like about Austin, but there's a lot of weird stuff to you in Austin.

So what was your favorite Super Bowl commercial, Bernie? Man, I gotta say out of all of them, it really resonated with me was the Radio Shack commercial. It is the correct answer. I gotta say, we're making fun of Austin, but that was made by an Austin company. GSD&M made that one. There were a lot of terrible ones I thought. You think that weird cow fucking one? That was really bizarre.

Oh, trucks, let's talk about this cow that's gonna fuck all of these other cows. Yeah. Well, I'm sure I'm sure you're paraphrasing. No, no, that was the commercial. Well, I didn't see that one. I actually didn't see a Chevy commercial. So I actually, this is gonna go,

I watched the game online. So the thing was I didn't see all the commercials that was on the public broadcast because the digital broadcast, they have different commercials. But yeah, so that kind of cool to be able to I don't have TV at my house But I still watch the game was cool. Yeah, Fox had an app that they were streaming to the fucking commercial So I mean I but I still got a few of them like the radio shack add with all the you know 80 celebrities and stuff I got that one But yeah, that was cool and but I saw the the puppy one the the the Budweiser puppy What the fuck is the deal with Budweiser and those fucking over the top cheesy

They had that one and happy commercials that are supposed to evoke some kind of emotion But just come across as fucking stupid modeling. Yeah, they had the soldier one the welcome home one That was like not not to speak ill of soldiers I'm all for the American Army and any army in the soldiers. You move over the couch before you say what you're about to say. Still closer to the cabin. That commercial was so dramatic. It just over the top and it's like, okay, it's one guy.

There's tons of soldiers out there. How come? I don't know. Don't forget, you guys forget the Super Bowl that was four months after 9-11? Yeah. That was all of those commercials were super over the top. Yeah, 9-11 was Yeah. That was like, all of those commercials were like super over the top.

Yeah, 9-11 was supposed to be like the opening week or week two of the NFL season. Yeah, they delayed it. Yeah, they delayed it. They took a week off. Or they had a whole weekend, don't they? Yeah. You know what, the 80s thing,

like Radio Shack has been through a couple rebrands. I mean, this commercial could be good. Because it was very self-effacing and they're trying to get away from the whole Honestly shitty radio shack image and outdated one. I was like, oh radio shack It's like two things who said it someone said it's like two things that don't exist anymore radios and check They say the 80s called and they want their store Very red it is that's kid in play right? I was a kid in plays being more of a 90s thing That's the one that kind of threw it off. I tell you agree with you and we just talked about boobo on the podcast

Yeah, like weirdly we just talked about that the other day. We word cliff clemen teen wolf. Yeah Chips Chuckie. Yeah, all that stuff. So I liked that a lot You know, it's funny because we were just talking about this Gus. Do you remember this? Gavin was really surprised here that this I don't know how we got on the topic, but bottled water is a new thing. Like bottled water didn't exist when I was a kid. I mean he existed. Right, but it wasn't like a common thing.

Right, and I guess people just think that we've always had bottled water and that bottled water was the thing you just bought all the time. I think when I was younger, I can remember Evian. Evian was the one. It was like super expensive. It was like, and perier. Yes, and it was like super expensive it was like and peri

a yes, and it was like a high price commodity item like a niche for really rich you would buy the water in the bottle right because it cost like a crazy amount of money But then everyone just started selling and you never the movie reality bites Which was like the generation X-Touch movie they had a whole scene where they made fun of people who drink bottle of water They made fun of Evian, his naive spelled backwards. So how did you get out of your drink? Well, it's just out of tap. How did you drink?

What guys? How did you drink water? We went to the river. Or we went to the well. And we make sure that we're no dead bodies in it. And we pulled water up and drank. So you did drink it. We had to wait till it rained.

And then everyone just walked with their mouth open to catch as much water as they could could hoping that it rained again at some point And then we invented umbrellas and we had a problem because everyone kept dying of dehydration So then we invented bottle water to make up for that. Hey, if you get on how we drink water yet for real He really he really didn't know What our solution was for drinking water because we didn't want to boil the water drink have a hose What did you do? Of course you drank it out of the gap tap but what I'm saying is before all

that nonsense tap water in this country is gross. Now it's totally fine. Well the pins where you are too. Austin tap water. Austin is awful. We set on a base of limestone. That's like the whole city's on limestone and it is very close. The water supply here is prone to fungal blooms which make it taste fucking gross. Yeah. Well at least like where I grew up out in the middle of nowhere We got all over water from the real grand and out of the tap. It was cloudy and there was shit floating in it and it smelled Horrid. Hmm without a fracking that stuff's crazy. So what'd you do if you wanted to drink it? I drank it anyway gross Dude, it was absolutely I never noticed the bad smell until I left for college and I came back to visit my parents one time And I poured myself a glass of water out of the tap and I was like

I was like has this always smell like this a parents are like oh, yeah, you're immune system Gacy boy your system must be amazing Yeah, I went to Houston and I was spoiled by the Houston tap water Water where I grew up boy those are those who live well where I'm from England It you just find tap the tap was like taste like filtered water. It's really nice and clean Leave some of that out for like Three weeks and then drink it and that's what Austin tap was shut the fuck no, I'm You guys are lunatics you want you want you want to get right here the listen you was cool me out

You said you gave me two glass of water. Take spit take spit take Hey myself in the base you gave me two glass of water one was from our filter take, spit take. Spit take. I hate myself in the face. You gave me two glass of water, one was from our filter and one was from the tap, and you like tasted it. I bet you weren't able to tell which one it is. I smelt one of them and I was like, that's the tap water. You were like, ah, damn it. It's right, it did happen actually.

Yeah, that's right. I was in Galveston this weekend, and I poured water out of a tap and it was white. I was like, no, not coming out. I was like, oh, it's good old coastal, and it checks the smoke water. I know kidding, that was, that was really good. That's a serious innovation's good old coastal Texas milk water. I know kidding. That was, that was like, that's a serious

innovation. You get your calcium and your water all over. You know, like, like something like 40 to 50% of all bottled water now is tap water. Like, Dishonny's Atlanta tap water. It's Atlanta municipal water. That's the, the oily film water. Dishonny?

Yeah. Listen, it's so oily. People, we know some people who sing as well, like they they're in bands and stuff and they're very particular about the water They'll drink and won't drink and I don't ever experience what you're talking about But I know people that are like I won't drink that water cuz it's got a residue It's like what the fuck I don't know what totally a water snob I Don't know so I don't like this thing right here. I'll drink like five of these a day But I drink five one of them in like 20 seconds

Like I just drink water and go I know I know sit there and sit you know what the worst water Sorry, I'm gonna go back in a second. I just someone tweeted about this and it reminded me Sweetest fish 182 the worst water is Orlando water Because it smells so horrid have you ever taken a shower in Orlando and you turned the shower on and it just smells like a swamp? Gross. It just smells stagnant and disgusting. That's Joel about it. Joel also fucking hates Orlando water.

I was there in December. I don't remember that anything. You fucking crazy. It was. Yeah, that was what, four or five years ago when you were in Orlando, so maybe you fixed it. I went this past summer. Oh, really?

Oh, that's right. Yeah, you got me. Meiji, what other top? Okay, we if we had five bottles of water like Ozarka Evian, you know Dessani Fiji and we laid them out and poured them in the cups mixed them up you could you line them up? Probably not no, but I could tell you Dessani from another brand and I could tell you non-filtered We'll have a water test once exactly what I said. I think you don't part. I can tell you five different brands Okay, you could probably pick like I can tell you five different brands. You could probably pick like which one you're going to take to the next.

I can probably. All right. There you go. Yeah. See, other people are backing me up about Orlando Water, by the way. Oh, okay. I've had some pretty shitty tap water. And I see these horrible videos now with fracking where they use hydraulic water to like mine out natural gas.

And then people are lighting their taps on fire. Their water is flammable. Yeah. Coming out of their taps. The air in the water. Right. The on fire their water is flammable coming out of their taps air in the water right the air in the water is flammable you don't drink the air though you don't drink the air like when you when you turn on the tap the air will come out if there are bubbles in your glass of water you will drink that too with how often you drink bubbles they pop immediately if you got bubbles sitting in your water you've got some weird water but you never would not rise you could be bubbles and think but you've never

that would be freaky shit what's not You never put a glass of water in bubbles in the glass. And I'll just just drug it down. You still you still have bubbles in there when you're swallowing. Now you pour water and then this bubbles bubbles pop pop pop pop pop. That's smooth. Like I ever have you report a Guinness into a glass. Guinness is different. I'm just saying it's bubbles in a liquid. They go down sometimes. What are you talking about? You're you're you're on a totally different topic now. I'm talking about bubbles in a liquid could go down.. What are you talking about? You're on a totally different topic now. I'm talking about bubbles in a liquid could go down.

Yeah, I'm about to say. It's a different density. I have a glass of water and bubbles go down. No, he's never having. It's not necessarily air. Air would rise in water, but if it's like, say nitrogen, it might drop and go down. And is that happening?

It's freaking out. I don't know what a bubble is saying. If you pour a Guinness into a glass, the bubbles go down. Why are you drinking Guinness when we're drinking water? I'm just using a fucking example to prove why bubbles can go down They should be Guss walking what happens is leaving the Gus is always

Gus is gonna get a Guin it and break it over gas when you're drinking your own your The balls go Why would you say there's nothing to do with what we're talking about that was incredible I remember no Gus was pulled eject that was the argument fell apart right how many podcasts have you ever walked away from your All the cups It's probably probably all the air you swallowed while you're drinking water.

It was really like Guinnessy. They've sucked to the bottom of my lungs and the bubbles. I would be hard to press to find a bubble that sinks in water. I just don't know what those are. Probably a bubble from a component used in fracking, maybe. Water's pre-fucking dense. Water's by far the craziest substance on the planet. Even though it's so plentiful when we deal with all the time. It's fucking itself is a compound.

Like, easy, nuts. Pretty crazy. But water doesn't act like anything else. Like the adhesive properties of water. Also the fact that it floats in itself. When it's solid. A solid. Yeah, that's a really unique property that is thought to be one of the things that help contribute to the formation of life on Earth. Well, everything would die if not. Right. Because when we get by used to it. Because I used to think about lava. What about lava? Is that really what you just said?

We're talking about fucking water, dude. Yeah, but this rock's floating on lava. What about getting... No, he said does rocks float on lava. I don't know, I can't get this crazy. No, lava does. Wow, make that... Where's that shirt?

Jesus Christ. Does rocks float on lava? People like grapes does rocks float on lava. John, where are you you start working on that? I'm gonna throw up Hey, I'm the yeah, I'm the the opening Yeah, I was gonna die Brogas, I got a drink. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that was that was bad

No, wouldn't lava melt rocks because lava's molten rock right? Yeah, well the top surface always being cooled by the air Right, but a rock would sink and and then melt. No, I think it floats the top hotens, but the underside is liquid There's there I as far as I I know the only compound that is more dense as a liquid than it is as a solid is water I believe what I know that's like that I believe I mean there are there's there's liquids that are really dense that are denser than some solids But we're talking about and rock is like a mixture of a lot of stuff But it's like the thing itself when it's in its liquid form is more dense than its solid form That's a very very rare thing. So I have liquid nitrogen go ahead lump of nitrogen the lump would sink the lump would sink Okay, you feel a molten steel at a ball of steel the steel. It's just except that's gonna sink right in molten steel

I think it's like Terminator 2. He goes right in Have you ever seen those those experiments where they put like, is it like cornstarch or something in water? Yeah. And then like the surface tension, if you hit it hard enough, it'll like become solid. So you're gonna run across the water back and forth. Yeah. And then we stop you to slowly sink in.

You can pour it as a liquid onto a speaker that's playing. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Yeah, you did the sunflower as for that. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, it's cool. I had filmed that before. Oh, okay. It was in a chemical brother- It is a non-Newtonian fluid.

Okay. Look at you. You can also make it a- You can't even have it on a laptop. I don't pull that out of his head. I've asked him for your magic. I think that's all I got. It's too kind of.

What's that? It's top bullets as well. Yes, they usually ballistic vests. So it's like, so it'll stay fluid, essentially, inflexible, but then when something strikes it, I don't know how it works. What was that material that they had? There was like two or three years ago where someone dropped an egg from a stadium and it hit like a little thing about an inch thick.

Oh that was Guinness. And stopped. And like no it stopped but the egg didn't break. It was something like that where it was like this. I thought it was bullshit. I'm sure it was. I should have had a top of a stadium dropped the egg and it didn't break. Well it was like you know like a high school football stadium like a good maybe 50 foot drive You mean it

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Do you really? Yes. I probably have two pair of khakis now. I'm doing this. I have. Yeah, like buying clothes is a weird thing for me. I've been buying the same kind of black slacks I think for 15 years. They're the kind I just have to wear to what? Yeah, I just like whenever they get old, I just don't know when you get the exact

same one again. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm wearing the exact same shoes all the time, except they were out of stock somewhere in some other shoes. You know, those black blotting white always wear those everywhere like I find what works and I just I just What's the most important item of clothing Judy have to get right shoes pants? You it's pants pants we know Kevin's not pants Gavin's pants are ridiculous right now they shrunk I can freeze on I watched him to hot that it's he's pants don't go up past halfway up his ass and it's because they shrunk to be hot that it's he's pants don't go up past halfway up his ass and it's because they shrunk that's the two big if they thought off that the same size like the if that is my other jeans 30 30 you get 30 inch legs on your pants you're too tall for that dude

not my other jeans they totally go down to my shoe if your pants around your like your ass yeah gamm dory's pants halfway down his ass because his legs are too small. Yeah, his legs are just pants. What's your most important piece of clothing? Belt. Like if I get a good belt, I'll, that's like the greatest thing in my life.

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She's like, come take a look at these mugs and she laid out three mugs in front of me. And I was like, shit, shit, this one's good. She's like, what's wrong with those? I was like, handles too small, this one's a funny shape, this one's good. She's like, what's wrong with those? I was like, handles too small, this one's a funny shape, this one's the only decent one. Okay, so we're doing more mugs, I guess. That's good.

And she was like, the handle is a mug. This one's gonna be this mug, this one's gonna be that mug. This one's gonna be this mug. I was like, don't make those other two, this one's fucking terrible. The handle of a mug is definitely the most important part. Absolutely, like one of them I could only put two fingers in. I was like, what am I doing with my other fingers? This is a fucking tiny.

Yeah, I was like, what am I gonna drink it like this? We're not fans, you know? We're not fans, you know? We're not fans, you're not fans. You're not fans, you're not fans. You're not fans, you're not fans. Like, I'm best, I can drink. You're not.

You're not fans, you're not fans. You're not fans, you're not fans. You're not fans, you're not fans. You're not fans, you're not fans. You're not fans, you're not fans. You're not fans, you're not fans. You're not fans, you're not fans. You're not fans, you're not fans. You're not fans, you're not fans. You're not fans, you're not fans. You're not fans, you're not fans. We got that we got that a chief shirt over there. Yeah, we got the King Ryan a chief shirt that comes out tomorrow And I guess you know, it's pretty sweet. It's on our new model. You can zoom out a little bit

So to show the upset Gus is inside there. I'm like angry Gus Blame's underwear on it Jack if you move your head over to the crutch you'll bid will be the pubes Man, yeah, no, we got the King Ryan shirt comes out tomorrow. His achieved shirt comes out tomorrow. And now I guess we just got to get Jeff's and that makes the whole set hurry up on Jeff's before the mustache goes away. Also coming this Friday. King Ryan. Part two. Part one. It's a second King Ryan. Oh. Yeah. Ryan. Oh, yeah. Does Rock explode on that? No, it isn't too pot. Since it's pot one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this the first it was King Ryan. This one's mad King Ryan. The mad King Ryan. Definitely. He's definitely lost the point. Yeah, since his last. Yeah, there's there's some good stuff in this one.

He went mental with it. It was the first time that we uh, there's some really good channel. We copied Achievement City and gave him his own version of achievement city So he could do whatever he wanted in it. It's a bizarre old world. Boy did he do stuff with it So I looked forward to that on Friday. Yeah, it was fun. I have to make it first Yeah, I'm burning I'm burning the first apple right now I want you to bond me with your fudge. I'm sorry I forgot it was two parts I forgot we like we had to stop recording and then restart and I burned just the second the other day

Jeff very Wardley came up to me and was like hey You can undelete stuff on a Mac right? I was like what Michael just deleted a bunch of shit Italy and all about GTA things to do. It was like bring me the drive You have to fucking run dad recovery on it. Oh, you got it though. You saved my asses. Thanks, man. Just disk.

You know, that reminds me something. Do you hear what happened today with Ubisoft? Yeah, so weird. So Ubisoft either let the trademark for watchdogs, all their watchdog properties expire, or according to the trademark office, they actively file to abandon the trademark for watchdogs. So you have to, you can't just wait for it to expire,

you have to abandon it. I think it does expire eventually if you wait, but in this case, someone... Yeah, I, I, I, but in what situation would you want to abandon a trademark? I don't know either. I don't know, unless you're getting sued for having it. Unless someone commits genocide

and halves of the same name as your company. Yeah, Hitler Cola. Yeah, I think so. Oh, you guys, I'm gonna try to get the fuck away from one off the record. Isn't that what Fanta is? Hitler Cola, like Nazi Coke or something. What? No, I think a horrible tagline. No, who's the, uh, who's like Nazi Coke? Who's the famous fashion designer though? Who every now and then they're like somebody rediscovered the fact that he designed all the SS uniforms.

Hugo Boss. Like every every few years, and was like, Hey, Hugo Boss, this famous fashion designer designed all the Nazi uniforms. He really? Yeah. See somebody's discovering right now. I didn't know that either. Yeah. Hugo Boss is.

Yeah. High fashion. Jack and I are strangely in sync tonight. I'm a little uncomfortable with that. It's a little strange, a little bit awkward. Yeah. Hugo Boss SS uniforms look up fan to and not see Nazis I think I think the last person who just said that Fanta and Nazis think someone's sitting at Google like just watching trains like why

suddenly is Fanta and Nazis linked what the garram would disappoint you a little bit because snopes is the first article to come oh there you go Fanta Fanta and the Nazis the right stuff I've heard a number of times that Fanta and the Nazis the right stuff I've heard a number of times that Fanta was created by Coca-Cola in order to enable the company to sell soft drink to the Nazis During World War II without having to worry about anyone seeing Hitler or Gurbles with a coke and a smile But I'll try to get to the get to the meat isn't there's a big button in the bottom of this false or you know, yeah, there usually is. Where's that thing? It's in the false.

Claim is false. Claim is for red things is false. Yeah, false. That is false. It's a big long explanation. I don't think I can summarize this thing. Right. Apparently, this has happened a couple different times to couple different brands, which I won't read because we know I get to, but yeah, apparently this thing, there was an update that you be soft said that someone falsely filed that abandonment claim. So some troll basically filed a patent, like trying to disable the trademark for that.

How bored do you fucking have to be? Did you do something like that? I mean, how do you- I also like- You have to understand about the trademark filing process, an application process. It's like, oh, I'm gonna pull for 99G and Release this trademark application. It's my watch talks. I mean, why not candy crush. Yeah, there you go One night for somebody who's like who's a fucking dick about it a little bit

Candy crush. I'm not afraid to say it Let's do Jeff is like this week in the podcast brought you by Jeff got huge in the candy crush. I don't know what happened But he's suddenly into candy crush now. Has he found his Test The game come on. Well, it's bejeweled right that's all it is but I plan that dumb stupid flappy bird game No, flabberg just like warrior where yeah, what is flappy bird?

Remember warrior were in the game boy advanced like five second game super mini games. That, what is Flapy Bird? Remember, remember warrior wear in the Game Boy Advance? Yeah, it's like five second games. It's like super mini games. That's what that's all it is. Really? It's like the helicopter game except with a bird. Oh, what am I thinking of? Flapy Bird is the one where you have to, you remember the helicopter game where you have to like tap it

and your helicopter goes up and you let go and it goes down. Yeah, yeah, tiny wings. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know how to tell you. It's time to easily die. It's kind of like they said you don't hold it down. You just tap it and he jumps to set distance every time. So you have to like, pretty easily get this game. Like jet pack something like action jet pack or something similar to that. Jet pack Jack. Uh, that's, yeah, that's what it is.

Jet pack Jack. I'm so mistweeted. I thought Snopes itself was fake or so I've heard. Snopes is fake. Yeah, because they're trying to provide misinformation. I don't have it here. Yeah, I've never played fly people I see people talking about all the time. It's dumb. It's I've got my high school 30 So you tap all day of button and you make a thing fly? You've the bird has to jump through like Mario pipes

That's it in between like this pipe on the bottom pipe on the top free game. Would you pay for it? Yes, free is knobs Yeah, knobs are pretty free. It's good. It's good. It's like a it's a good kind of good Oh, exactly burning your thing of dumb waste deal aren't those wasn't that a Mario accent? Yeah No, seriously is it it's like Mario with a bird in it. What was that? I have no idea what this video is We apparently we didn't We cut through it after the game portion. So you're something don't dumb waste to dies. What you're talking about Bernie really? Yeah, that's funny because the whole reason I know about this the most embarrassing You cut through it after the heavily portion. Something don't dumb ways to die is what you're talking about Bernie. Really? That's funny because the whole reason I know about this, the most embarrassing, I was watching

a PewDiePie video, that is Flappy Bird. Because PewDiePie is the number one YouTuber in the world and the rankings just came out so it decided to watch a PewDiePie video. And Gavin is a huge fan of PewDiePie. You're huge. Put that on record. Gavin. You look like PewDiePie by the way.

A little bit. I don't like PewDiePie. I'm a little PewDiePie. PewDiePie. What was it? like pdpi by the way a little bit you take that back a little pdc what was it uh... when jj refer to pdpi in uh... rap recap he had a really funny name for him pdpubes or whatever it is you you two kids watching pdpubes or whatever but uh... yet the ranking just came out pdpi was a core number one that

guys fucking insane uh... it's because he's the full subscription. Oh yeah, yeah. No, yeah, that wasn't he didn't start as the default description. No, he is now. Yeah, he's like a snowball thing. So now when you go like when you sign for YouTube, it's like here's some people you should subscribe to.

That's an ever changing selection. But is this yes, but he has waited him more heavily than other people for sure. I thought it's bullshit that YouTube is like the number one channel on there. They are. Yeah, YouTube's the number one channel. Last word Gavin was Gavin was on the YouTube started producing their own shows now they make that YouTube nation, which is a selection of the most viral clips from YouTube across the week or whatever.

Is that what's trending? That's so the show that shows the making of the show that's good and popular is just clips of other people shows pretty much Is what is what first part? What's trending? They partnered with to make that show who dream works. Are you fucking shitting me? They need you two needs dream works to help I make that show yeah the only good thing about it is that it's basically the team behind epic food Which is one of the original groups that was ever producing anything online? It's a Zoddy and Steve Wolf so That's a good thing about it

But come on, I mean you're any fucking dream works to partner with YouTube to make that you know what you've got You've got content creators there on your network Dream let's come in today I know I have no idea. I'll read the announcement about it See if you can make sense of this thing. Yeah, so that two filter thing we were number 11 for last year overall In views right number 11. Yeah, but that's if you put it all the music stuff. Yeah. Let's sigh was still last year that one that song he's got was just still people were still watching. It got like what a billion views last year or something like that. Like 1.3. But if you take it all the

music stuff, we were number four. That's cool. So as PewDiePie, Sky does Minecraft. Smosh was up there. Nope, they were below us. Yeah, they were. Disney Collector, who I think is just a chick, who you don't ever see, maybe see your face, I don't know, but she just takes out Disney figurines and describes them in detail and then puts them away.

My fucking love that. Dude, my cousin was telling me, he's got a son and that's all they do is they swatch that stuff. Yeah. Like they watch it like they'll open toys and stuff and he just loves it. And yeah, but yeah, that's kind of cool. I mean we so we had over a billion views and there are only 11 channels with a billion views last year We were on it. That's pretty cool. It's pretty badass man

And I mean, especially when you like we're like peppered in there like my least Cyrus and Justin Bieber. It's cool It's it's really proud. I mean, it's it's really cool. Just like Justin Bieber I want to be biting a strippers nipples in a recording booth Where can I find a present now? Let's like a fucking call that for Justin. I didn't watch a single Justin Bieber video last year somebody's fucking watching these videos Somebody's making them popular. I don't know any Justin Bieber songs. I don't know either I know baby baby baby baby baby baby baby is a song. That's all I know everyone says it to me You've heard baby and then they say baby baby baby baby I specifically had to go out and listen to a one-direction song. I was like I

Because Ben what's called Ben was talking listen to a one direction song. I was like I Cuz Ben what's this called? Ben Ben was talking about you on one direction all the time so I thought I gotta listen to one direction I gotta hear what this guy's about and I knew the song. I just didn't know that was a one direction song. Yeah so hey, Monty Yeah, no, you know, you know, Justin Bieber song pizza's over here So the other thing too is you if you consume me that you've heard it So I don't really know and say what you want to do about Justin Bieber at least least just in beber came from youtube he's a you two birds usher found on youtube yeah

but he was on youtube usher found him you know the mean yeah yeah but he's always a mother's wing kind of do you think will find him dead with the needlin is on one day my hope not i hope not i wouldn't wish that anybody did you see so it's all about what i was asking the petition to get beaver uh... but kicked out of the country hit like 110,000 signatures on White House.gov. So apparently if a petition hits 100,000 signatures, the White House will respond to it.

Yeah, but surely they could just be like, that's stupid. That's pretty much what they'll do. They'll probably release a two sentence thing like, you know, we are not responsible for this. And they had the same thing with P.S. Moulgan when he was antique on and ever was signing stuff. We get rid of him and White House just like shut up. Yeah, just like, all right, we get you.

Isn't there a rule that on White House on the website, if it's producing its 50,000 signatures, that the White House says they will officially comment on it? That's 100,000. 100,000. It was 20,000 and then 50 now it's 100,000 because people were hitting it so often. So now they will come out and comment on it in some fashion.

But yeah, I don't, I really don't care about the whole Justin Bieber thing. I guess, you know, it's shitty that he was driving drunk. I feel like he's, yeah, suffered driving drunk and he should suffer repercussions for that. But all the other music bullshit. I don't care about it. But it's one of those things like, like, I, you know, I look at, you know, like my wife is from Australia. If she got pulled over for, you know, driving 140 pounds an hour while drunk, her ass would be out of the country immediately. First, she'd get a big fucking high five for me. But yeah, he'd bad ass. He'd be a full of retard.

He'd be awesome. He blew under a .08. But he was under 21. Yeah. So he blew above the limit for so long. Zero or 21 to blow. Well, zero is the limit for someone. I think, I think. Oh, shut the or 21 to blow. Well zero is the limit for I think I think I think I

shut the fuck up everybody. Like I would I would every weekend when I was between 18 and 21. I would have blown a point. Oh eight. I mean, well, everybody drinks under the legal. I mean, no,

that's not true. I didn't start drinking till I turn 21. I first of my year was after I turned 21. Really? What are you doing? I just why was that?

That was my thing. He was this young man dreaming of a beard. He's putting the cheepest on his own. You've never drank a drop before you were 21. Which obviously kids, obviously you should follow Jackson's sample. I'm dead too. I never got into it. I was just saying. Like, it's not into drinking.

For me, I grew up on the border. So it's like, you couldn't drink in the US, but you literally just walked a hundred feet and you could drink there. I'm not into drinking. For me, I grew up on the border. You couldn't drink in the US, but you literally just walked a hundred feet and you could drink there. The way in cloudy, what was alcohol? Yeah, drinking water was terrible. You had to drink beer, otherwise you'd die. I went over there with you. We ate at some of your old hunts and drinks. One of those places doesn't exist anymore. I took you to the restaurant where the natural was invented. Yeah, you did. That restaurant is closed.

Yeah, that fucking not too. The natural was invented. The natural was invented in the town across the nacho was invented. Remember that restaurant is closed. Yeah, that fucking nacho. The nacho was invented. The nacho was invented in the town across the board from where I go up. How many places in Mexico do you think claim they invented the nacho? This place is credited. According to nacho's international.

It's not even a good place. I was thinking of the nacho. The nacho's international. Do they not show? I mean, the nacho's international. A nacho is one of the only foods where the solid form will float on the liquid form of the nacho. It's true.

It's like water. Don't give him that. It's not. Don't give him that. Don't give him that. Don't give him shit for Guinness. You're not going to have that. That's the most.

Yeah, this is a collector. I'm looking at a couple of videos here. It's just people showing toys. Disney toys and Barbie toys and stuff. And just like, I guess it's not Barbie. It's like Disney Princess stuff. Now, my cousin, he works with X Games and stuff. And he made friends with the guys at Mattel

because they did the loop de loop at the X Games like last year, the year before. Oh, really? Yeah, they did. That's cool. So he made friends with these guys. And they were saying they put all this money into this thing that they were hoping would hit YouTube.

People be watching it over and over. But like, that day the number one Mattel video was some guides opening like race cars And it's like they have this thing was they're real cars doing like a double back flip thing And it's like but one guy is open That sounds awesome. I've never heard of that. Oh, yeah They made it like a life-size like they had the actual like little mini go-karts or the mini race car thing Yeah, and then they had a real one and so it was like Travis, but strong or it was a Tanner Foulson somebody else fucking awesome Yeah, it's pretty cool. Isn't the X games coming to Austin and June here. Yeah, damn. That's gonna be cool And they've got apparently Kanye West is playing and flaming lips and they got some bands coming with it to be a busy

Week a busy summer for Austin with the X games and RTX. Yeah, hey I mean the RTX you can see games. Yes. So I had a fucking six hour meeting about God, I'm RTX 2014 today. And I probably talk, I'm happy nonstop for about three of those six hours. Jesus. It was long.

That's a lot of planning. Like I've talked about before, It's very, very specific planning. Speaking of which tickets went on sale. Right. If you want to sell this test right and go to rtx event.com, buy like 10 tickets. I like that thing that pops down from your profile saying get your ticket. I think Ben made that. Nice one.

Ben is a really good idea. If you buy a ticket, there's no longer say buy it. It's easier just to have it there all the time. But tickets sales are going really well. Yeah, really really fast I'm you see I'm happy about it because that you hear that we're almost sold out you should buy your ticket now We're not almost sold out so fast to sell you out you need to buy your ticket immediately There's a lot there's a lot of new fashion lashes. Yeah last year we sold out. I want to say in late May I don't think we're gonna make it to help me this year at the rate we're going will probably sell out

I want to say late March or April. So you still have several weeks until we hit there. But we're selling out soon. Buy your tickets now, rtxvind.com. Thank you, Jack. I really appreciate that. How about helping me? Yeah, so it was a long meeting.

Lots of, well, this is what we want to do. This is what the events about. This is who's coming. This is what we've done in the years past. Let's build this. Let's build that. This is going to go there. This is going to go there.

Is the gaming stage going to be bigger this year? We came up with a really crazy idea today. We have to spec it out to see if it's even possible. So maybe, if it's possible to build what we came up with. Cool. We do have a lot of different ideas in some of the early meetings. One of the ones I suggested was just combining the main panel room in the exhibition floor, like just like packing everybody in there.

Wow. Yeah, but just like have panels on the exhibition floor. Yeah, just always going so people don't feel like they have to leave the exhibition floor, you know. But it's just, it would just choke everything down. Yeah, I kind of like it too, where it's like, you have separation there. So I want to sit down and watch panels, I go up here. You also run into audio issues.

Yeah, what are you gonna, the blast thing over here? And then you can't control stuff as much, yeah. A lot of times too, you know, you know, we don't want to do things though, just because we bend other conventions, and that's the way they're traditionally done, you know. We want to be recognizable as a show,

but at the same time, it's like, we want to do something different too, and something cool. Yeah, so I mean, every year we same time, it's like, we want to do something different too. And something cool. Yeah, so I mean, every year we go back, it's a pain in the ass, but every year we go back and try to think, what can we do different that other shows have not done before? You know, let's not do things the same way over and over just because that's the way it's always been done. RTX underwater.

It's like the convention center. Last year, I had an idea that I told Freeman, you know, Freeman's are like event organizers. They, the ones who build everything. I said, instead of having aisles that cross at 90 degree angles like that, like X, you know, like that, let everything turn diagonal. So that nothing in the show floor is straight and everything's at a weird angle.

And they looked at me like I was fucking retarded. Fucking retarded, that's amazing. We didn't do it, we did not. We did not. But I was like, why do we have to do it this way? I was like, let's fucking retard it. That's how it is. We didn't do it. We did not know. Why do we have to do it this way? Let's just put everything at a weird angle. Let's have trapezoid booths. Let's just have weird shapes, like a big Tetris Mishmash.

They're like, you're fucking crazy. Guys, think about it as the guy who play into our conventions. If somebody put a map of a show floor in front of you and there's all trapezoids, you'd be like, this person's an idiot. He's like, just give me my fucking rectangle. Can we get more cannons? T-shirt cannons, food cannons.

Food cannons. You know, like they do a- To launch a pizza. Oh my God, that'd be great. Well it was really- I would like to launch like a hamburger. They buy burritos and stuff. Sure.

No, it's a good idea, I like it. By burritos? Yeah. By burritos? Yeah, it was a fun, fun, fun fest. They were doing that. Yeah, I caught a snack to the to the back of the head Torchies made a cannon and then some other taco place copied it and there's a big feud over it really I'll look this out. I'm talking about the massive feud in Austin

I can see like launching like like Marshmallows like a giant marshmallow gun That would be pretty sweet. It like blasts out a whole bunch was like rating marshmallows I think when when people know you're about to fire a t-shirt into a crowd They go dude. I get excited. It's like it's like swag zombies It's like if you if you say free shirt is like It's just a cheap shirt The people get upset if they don't get it and it's like relax That's why whenever I see people throwing stuff. I always I'm like none and I stop trying to avoid that

Yeah, I never possible, you know at our booths, so at events, we attend at RTX, we really always try to avoid throwing free stuff out. Because invariably, like, a little kid's gonna get stepped on. You know, there's people who are just gonna get crushed and hurt in a situation like that. Especially the fuck with me. Yeah. I can take a kid. It's true. Pizza Frisbee.

Thank you, Sarlooh, for that suggestion. Pizza Frisbee sounds fucking awesome. That does sound that suggestion. Pizza Frisbee sounds fucking awesome. I can see it. There's no dogs around fucking jumping up and taking it. I can see they've queued up the video of the cannon. Oh, is that it? Yeah. So we've got to.

So there's a big feud right here. Here's the taco cannon. That was a good whack. It's awesome. Oh, that was a great one. Do anybody who throws something new crowd of people in an event is an asshole? In my opinion. Yeah. So there's actually a transmission event in

Austin has a taco cannon oh yeah tors this is the this is torture putting up the battle cry so they tried to trademark the taco cannon and torches is saying no we came up with this taco cannon with you guys another there's a big feud over who owns the talk of. This should people fight about who owns a fucking taco cannon. Who owns the device that shoots away free tacos? It's like, this is a money losing device. We're gonna change this later. We'll have a catapult or something.

What are there's like things that swing over like this? Chevy Shae. Yeah. It's about that. You're from England, right? Fucking England and France use that shit all the time that's a bit before my time Because there's a little bit before you talk. I could be the slow-mo video issues before my Wanted tacos at you. I don't think you're wonder back then. They even have the fucking faucets in their house

Got me to be a Chevy chef. We're gonna get the hose from yeah, it was a really long hose that came back from the future Did you see the speaking of the future? Did you see the GoPro footage from the Felix Baumgartner jump? Yeah, crazy. I realized he was like shim himself. He almost passed out apparently. Yeah, on the video I saw I don't know if I saw it cut that much. He's like jumps down that cuts him landing But on this GoPro footage he's like like he starts with a really simple. Yeah, it cuts into the the speeder He's like 500 miles an hour. He's like's like yeah I'm gonna pass out and then one put he goes I'm hauling ass dude that guy's some balls yeah that's that's crazy and I didn't realize the guy he was talking to was the guy that did it in the 50s oh what yeah that's cool

the guy that went 19 and a half miles up and then Felix did like 24 miles up yeah but I could do like 50 years ago that's just fucking crazy I think it said that he was like a hundred and 160 pounds or something the guy weighed. And he was wearing like 180 pounds worth of a quarter. Apparently Felix didn't break the longest freefall though. Like he, he like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not disdain. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

somehow, no, he pulled his shoot earlier. So someone else jumped from a high thing and he like pulled it later So he actually had more freefall time. We pull it 10,000 feet. That is fucking semantics Surely a term of a space program doesn't count Terminal velocity he did difference between four 10,000 feet and 5,000 feet or wherever the other guy pulled the shit It was something like five seconds Or wherever the other guy pulled the shit. It was something like, it was just like five seconds.

It was like, I thought it was a second, you know, grab that fast. Yeah, I guess you're not fully at 5,000 feet. That'd be fast. It's like a mile, I was like, yeah. Yeah, that'd be fucking ridiculous. He was good. Would you ever skydive Gus? Yeah, I'd love to.

Yeah. My wife would never let me. Yeah. That's no way I'm probably the same girl. She's not me. Go carting with you. Oh, she's not. She's the one who doesn't let you go, go carting.

Yeah. You know, I'm going to get her in that. She's convinced if I go into that k1 place, and I'm gonna die you're not gonna die How trust me? What if I was out of the trap of first a kid to the back of the door one day and you don't come back? How much does Esther's life change like what how bad is it get the dogs are not with you? Hmm, I don't know how quickly before she's married again two weeks Oh The dogs have a new daddy How quickly before she's married again two weeks? Oh depressing Dogs have a new daddy

That damn fucking might one of my dogs turned five this week. No, you have a little birthday party I'm gonna be out of town on this much of a world problem. Where you got missing my dogs birthday? I'm gonna be at a convention doing some some work stuff. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he typhoon. I got CC down a message between Gus and somebody else at the company. And they were planning all the places. It wasn't me. I know better. I know how fucking group messaging works. Because I personally was like, when we're out of town,

they plan to go anywhere they were going to eat it the most expensive restaurant. I didn't think I didn't reply. And I'm like, what's the fucking thing? And the next day he said another one someone else like hey, dude What are you doing? Can I can I guess who it was? I think you know it was I know it was I Said his name dude it was Muhammad It was Muhammad Abdeen. It was yeah, yeah, it was Abdeen dude Alan Alan's awesome though

Alan's trying to line some stuff up for K1 for us So yeah, so I love Alan. He's the kind of guy way. I'll be like, yeah, I'm really thinking of buying this product. It's like, whoa, whoa. Let me see what I could do. I'm like, I'm going to go. It's like, we want to buy some GoPro's for some stuff.

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I think genuinely, sorry, the idea of like, oh, the Guinness Book of World Records for a bunch of dumb crap goes to. It's the most, most stupid records. I think I'm the most photographed person on the planet. That is incorrect. For a graph of New Orleans, because by yourself. The camera that I use takes like 5,000 pictures every second and I've spent a significant amount of time in front of that thing I still think Obama's got you, but you don't save them, but it's taking them It's like constantly taking pictures and over writing them now some do do since it's part of a security camera Probably it's photographs. Yeah security cameras are like three frames a second now if

I've spent hours and hours in front of a high speed dorm in a new york city works out for twenty years and from now i hear you saying no good security camera does like fifteen frames a second compared to five thousand like it's a but i i so much faster but i use in you say you're the person who's been photographed most by that

brain of camera i'd say that's definite yeah but i but I'm saying I get what you're saying I'm saying that have existed literally millions of pages of me Yes Millions, but I don't look very similar. They're very similar for what it's worth I would say someone like like Obama or a head of state who has thousands of cameras pointed on him video cameras would equal Your one like open to everyone at the Super Bowl.

Yeah, 80,000 people taking pictures all simultaneously. And you've got 30 cameras from different angles, all filming the same person at the same time. Yeah, fair. Well, I'm gonna sit in front of the camera. This when you sleep, turn it on. I'm gonna point it at you.

So you can film yourself sleeping in slow motion. Also, there have been times where I've cranked it to like 90,000 frames a second. Where you want it like a postage-sized video? It may be a picture of like the bottom of my lip or something. Yeah, it's not real. I mean, it's really taking 90,000 frames you don't know because it didn't... You can go frame my frame and look at it. Like that. All right, we'll look. I might take a million a second here on mine. Someone who has a beat you. There you go.

Richter Calm, 2720, just just asked what about hashtag down the man He's up there, but uh not as many as me. No gavin has more screen time All right, we were we were out on set film some stuff last week. Yeah, you and I we spent we spent Thursday and Friday It was fun out there. We were doing it much. Yeah, yeah, it was fun once you can you see the bruise on my knuckle there There was some long way I could say where that came from it came from somewhere where it come Like one of the days we were outside and it was so fucking cold. It was not cold all day long No, it wasn't cold. It was very chilly and it was like when you walked out there totally fine

They were out there three or four hours and they just like set in it Just was like and the that was the wind was just like hitting you you're wearing the Labrat suit you were all really warm yeah he was all decked out to you and also I've done night shoots in winter in the UK that was nothing What we did the other day all right on a film set though we can go next the Peter there was a hea what was it Where were you I was in the woods we did a show. And they didn't give you any keyters or anything? It was a light. It was a light. There was a 60 watt bulb there. We're talking about you're talking about the movie, right? Yeah. Alright. Show us a lot of things. I gave him a shout out. Dude, yeah, it's Sherlock TV shows. Gary and I had a fun day today. It's a... We can't actually officially like talk about some of the stuff we saw.

But we would go visit trouble maker studios, Robert Riggis' studio in Austin today. We get to spend some time there. So that's pretty cool. It was pretty cool. That sounds like you won today. So yeah. So I'm meeting versus going to Robert. It was cool to see some pretty cool stuff.

Yeah, we went into props. Sure. And we looked at props. That's cool. And it was like, going to prop. Going to prop warehouses, always neat. It was kind of like, oh, I recognize that. I get to last time we're done in Zealand.

We did a bit of the hobbit set a couple times, which I'm, we can totally talk about that in this point. Yeah, because those movies are out. Like at Garen, I got to meet Ian McKellen. Ian McKellen. That's pretty cool. He's a big, is he a big Tucker fan? No, no.

He's a big Tucker fan. Yeah, he's huge. Um, he's a great, great, great fan. Uh, but uh, the last time I went down, they were, it was the last three days they were shooting the hobbit after they shot that movie for like 500 days. Yeah, 700 days in a row or something like that. It was, I think I think I think they were in D 500 when Gavin and I went to visit. That's a fuck. Yeah. Like Gavin and I were there, they're in line with the movie that we will be able to say directly when they come up in the movie,

because it was like one watching one person try to say this one line over and over again. And we're like, no, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be along with them. But when I went down to, we got to go through Weta. And I got to, like, that was really unique and really completely awesome

experience getting walked They see the war hug and stuff. No the war hug was not there the war hug I think it was around the time of the Halo 4 launch so it was up in Seattle or coming back from Seattle It was during packs Australia. It's on October. Okay, right? So there's something so awesome about being on a huge Production like it's the gigantic set like crazy. That was crazy. That was crazy Can you say what set you saw today? No, no, no, no, at the no, yeah, we saw the dwarven hall Okay, like the if you saw the recent one. We saw where smoug basically lives You know how much of it how much of that was actual set it was fucking enormous

Really because that to me that looked all green screen that was green screen But it was set yeah, well, they actually build out the giant gold thing as well We saw like claw marks on walls and stuff Yeah, we saw the ruined version of that place. What is that place called? I don't know the place. It's the it's a dorm in halls what it was and it was just what we saw was fucking badass That's cool and say Ian was very nice. He was he was there was this other People that are that knew somebody there I guess and they were there and they're there to kid with them and he walked up They goes where are you from she goes? All right, there's a little kid boy or girl. She the kid was like oh, I couldn't talk like his walk. I'm that's where the ox

That was it. He was out. We were like that's a fucking bad guy right there. His world was raw Oh, you did all these for two weeks. All the adults yeah all the adults were definitely like that was fucking bad Yeah, so did you see the the tweets that uh, but they shot that for so long that The first time we went down we got to go visit the set at the shire and it was me and Brandon for all the way back from the barboy Our fence story we were we're the barboy friends are way to go visit the center the shire which is out in central to Mata Mata New Zealand you can actually go tour that like they turned into I think you need to stay in those things can't you can't you say I think them I think there's only one or two there actually people are saying on

Twitter that the dwarven house called error-bore I think that's where I think that's what it was multiple people are saying that you didn't have your map of middle earth on me I could not have it on me, but uh, I'm not even game of Thrones So all my proper names are like my that bank of memory is taken up now because there's so many fucking proper I get confused between Skyrim game of thrones and fable as the like names of places like Jeff was saying river run and I was like Is that

Riverwood now Riverwood was Skyrim. They got a bunch of... You also confused, like, back home in the UK. Like, is that where I lived? I live in the UK. I live in the UK is a tiny village called Brill, which is where Tolkien used to live. And that's what he...

Brie in Lord of the Rings is based on Brill. You see Brill? Yeah. It's like the inn in fucking World of Warcraft, right? Or the town in World of War Rings is based on bril you say bril. Yeah, it's like the in in fucking world of warcraft right or the the town In world of warcraft bril. It's not just outside just outside of under city. Yeah, I just see. Oh, yeah, I've never played World of Warcraft. I think I might get back into world of warcraft Well do it. I hate like no like so like it's been playing video games now She'd been playing computer games and I'm like we should build a character in an MMO

I have so much fun playing world of warcraft with my wife. Yeah, it was it was really well They have a new expansion coming out and like three or four months actually I let her play the warrior so she was the tank slash DPS and I was just a healer and I just let her like like yeah I was like just go do whatever you want. I will keep you alive That's what we just like went everywhere. It's like you just pulling all the aggro and I just heal her the build characters together Yeah, we both started like level one and we went like at the time The cap was 70 so we went from one to 70 together Yeah, but apparently pretty soon you can automatically bump your character to level 90

Like you hit a button and just auto like a bump up to 90 to play in games I'm sorry We won't the cap was 80 at the time. We went from one to 70. Yeah, cuz 85 85 was a cataclysm. Yeah, so yeah, we talked about that and one of the recent patches about how if you pre-order the upcoming expansion, you get a free level 90 character essentially. Yeah, you know we should do need. What should we do? Do you remember when we figured out Gus, how many hours you played? Of wow. Yeah, it was in a podcast about four years ago. Mm-hmm. Shoot it again. I haven't played that much since then. I've ever since, uh, I played cataclysm, but then yeah, even before Mr. Wait, should we tell the big secret about cataclysm about the guild I was running?

That's a big secret. I don't know. I guess at this point it probably doesn't matter. That you were in the guild the whole time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So I would rate all the time. Yeah, Gus was rating with this like constantly and just he would be quiet on ventrilo. And like, I think I told one person like I told the guy who was running our raids like constantly and just he would be quiet on ventrilo and like I think I told one person Like I told the guy who was running our raids like that's Gus don't don't bug him because he's not talking He'll know what he's doing and so you'd be chatting with people people just want to know it's you Like I didn't need to communicate like I knew I've been playing so Fucking much like I knew my job. I knew exactly. I needed to do so

So it's like I could do my job and type everything I needed to do in chat at the same time It was like it wasn't a problem. Yeah, what was kind of funny because we're like, yeah We did a pretty good job hiding it like no one caught on I forgot about that. He didn't make any mistakes that meant you have to not have to sign out and quit an embarrassment embarrassment We talked about in the patch last week, but I've been playing Minecraft with Ashley on the PCs We actually played with the boys. We get four computers like just all going at once. You have four PCs We have two laptops

And then I have this which I can play on this and then I have we have desktop PC so yeah Yeah, she has a laptop. I have two laptops because I have an ending laptop and I have my writing with my writing laptop I suppose I use most of the time and then a PC I'm gonna edit on that. Hmm on a Mac air. No, I edit every episode of the slammer guys in a MacBook. Yeah Do you really? I think he's Every episode of the Slimagos and a MacBook Air. Do you really? I think he's got one of the older ones. Yours has been.

No, I have a fucking new shirt. You're never mind that. Then why are you scoffing at the question? You know in the mind. What? Oh, you broke your screen, right? Yeah. You could absolutely edit on that.

Yeah, shut up. Anyway, I have four PCs. That's SSD, it's really fun. Using your Thunderbolt port? I have never fucking raged short. I got so much shit for buying a Thunderbolt Mac. All right, do you want to talk about that instead of talking about it? I'm talking about it, you're shits boring What did you get to shit for the Thunderbolt port?

You ever how much shit you gave me because I bought a Thunderbolt Mac? You're fucking me fun of me You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me?

You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get the fucking fun of me? You bought it to get me made fun of it. No, it was just ahead of his time. It's the end of which, we're getting our Mac pros. He's fucking thunderbolt. That's how you could edit on that thing with the fucking thunderbolt. That's why he was so fast. I have an 8 terabyte raid with all my slow-mo footage on this, what I edit on. It's perfect.

So fucking fast. I'm not that bad. You're changing the display off. The downside is it was like seven times fall. I use it for display port. Oh, great. I think so. Yeah, but it Thunderbolt goes through so you can plug stuff into the display. Yeah, when we get in our Mac Pro's Gus, those whenever the

fuck Apple launched it in December. I don't know why we don't have it yet. No, I'm saying we get our order was supposed to come in in this month, right? So we're supposed to get it. Yeah, at some point making the final state. This month, the just end January. Should we just go to where they're making them again? It's an Austin. Let's go get it. That's what I said. I'm not the door. Hello They won't answer the word this week is deluge laid off 15,000 people. Yeah, they did. Yeah, yep Wow, Dylan private and now suddenly laid off 15,000 people. Wow. What percentage of their work forces that you know? I don't know 15,000 people Damn, yeah, oh look it up. Oh, surprise. It that what you look at that information? I went to double.com. Surprisingly not on the front page.

Yes, it's not mentioned. Is that a worldwide like I guess, and probably not one place, right? We want to Philip Seymour Hoffman update 20 syringes and 50 bags found. Far what? The CNN dot com police investigating the death of the fact or see Philip Seymour Hoffman have found close to 50 envelopes of what they believe is heroin in his manhand apartment. Number of you syringes, prescription jugs and empty bags and authorities suspect, were used to hold heroin. Also found in the apartment where Hoffman 46 was found dead. Sunday of an apparent drug overdose on the bathroom floor with a syringe in his left arm. Money isn't happiness, I guess. Money isn't happiness and I think the other thing too

is like a guy who gets this level. This goes on a lot, I think, with... You see a lot in rock stars. You see it a lot in... just generally, like, really... Philippine Rehauffman is upper, upper, upper echelon successful in his field. And he might know other really famous actors, but really, the people in his life, he's achieved a little success that no one around him can even relate to. And so, what happens usually, like you look like Lindsey Lohan, like people just don't tell that person no. But then I think the other thing they all fall out from that is like, people don't watch out for a person like that. You know what I mean? They don't like, I don't think anyone would ever pull him

aside and go, Hey, is everything okay, man? Are you doing okay? That's why I think Bieber is toast. Because no one will tell him. I think he's so public that he's not toast. I think people will stay on top of them Where like because he's got handlers that are watching them at all times Where are they when he was racing a car drunk? They were blocking the streets for him like they were making sure obviously not doing a good job Yeah, I mean he's got people there's one so he could have chokes on that strip is titt Do you know he's talking? Yeah, okay, I might have her piece now. We don't know You know what he's talking? Yeah, okay, you might have herpes now.

We don't know. Someone on Twitter who's just saying, who's it, RedShirt Tiddy, say we should talk RedShirt Tiddy. So talk about loadout. So we could put out that trailer for the loadout launch trailer. Long time exhibit at RTX as well. Yeah, they've been there the past two years, I believe.

Yep, that's fun. Our first two convention years. Yeah, they came here and and we filmed a video. Yeah, that was cool. The way that was shot, it was basically, they were like, I wasn't in that one, but it was just guys playing the game. And then Joel took clips from it,

and then, you know, made a trailer out of it. That's the first time I've seen a trailer that was made from Let's Play, I think. Yeah, it's pretty neat. And so we set up an environment here, like right next to the podcast, that actually was just off camera. You couldn't see it.

And we displayed the game for a couple hours, and they just took the audio from us talking shit while we were playing, you know, and cut it together with the gameplay. It seemed like it's wild. It's a really funny game. There's just the way stuff works. If you had like a 90 second or two minute let's play that's you know what turned into the trailer. Yeah, I like that the to heal yourself. You just you end up with other syringes in your eye yeah it's a it's also like in the trailer we're talking about so gory like you get your head blown off or your brain and your eyes floating in your stupide you still run around sometimes you get blown up in your legs care and running with that torso and blood just like but yeah but the the amount of customization in that game is crazy between like character

customization and weapons and you get you know about as well You do it's in the trailer You can see it. Well, there's there's some hanging ball in the trailer. That was me. Oh No, they have like a pixelated like pansellist character, right? I think like I didn't see that I'm it might be a dish so many. Yeah, it's crazy What you can do in that game and it is a free to play game It's at loadout.com's by edge of reality and you can craft your own weapons. Yeah to an extraordinary I pretty sure it's on steam as well. I think yeah, I think you get it for free on steam man free to play games

It's it's hard to believe that there's so many amazing free to play games out there now You know, I mean like load out you got smite, you've got like all like all leave legends even this like these games that you know if I was a kid that would be you know you spend 20 or $50 or whatever in a game and you play that for six months now you know all these games for free and it's like all right just play whatever I want. On joint gamers I organized a gaming contest where it was survivor was very popular when we were doing drunk gamers. And I did a Survivor but with games, so all the challenges were games. So the first six rounds, they

played team games against each other, then we combined the tribes and went down to individual games. But in order for everyone to be able to play, I had to remember Gus, I had gotten fine free versions of games with demos. and it was fucking hard to find 12 Demo versions of games we had a repeat a couple of them. We played a lot of sold at sold at and the the soldier of the Demo for soldier of fortune for And the place I don't feel the demos What's that how are we gonna get them? What do you want?

Demo disks for the PlayStation, but we had I mean there people we didn't want to make an opinion the ask for them I hate that it is Gavin is predated the PlayStation Network, too Yeah, so we they would have had a question that was physically get it PlayStation now that these people were all over the place we couldn't we all we played for PC games There's no Xbox live back there. There's to be stuff to be downloaded this was 2001 or 2000 So we did this so yeah, someone tweeted finished the money Yeah, I didn't realize you had to be playing against each other I thought you could do to done like solo ones How would be competition play solo?

Then you would take a picture with a polaroid camera of your screen Send it in get a patch from activists. Yeah, really? You're you're you're fucking photo someone someone said finish the minecraft story I guess we got you off. I don't know what was it? Yeah, I don't know what you're saying Some bullshit about playing minecraft with your kids. I don't get four PCs in a room fucking angry something You show anger so angry what are you so angry about you man cuz we said you're gonna Dine your dogs and follow I'm still mad about Guinness. Oh Cuz you love what was the thing you got up on left four

Get it's the Guinness thing. Yeah, all right. No, we know you're fucking Do we have the ability to go back on the podcast and play moments from the current podcast? No And we never will We don't According to guys We could not do that We could play you walking off that be top

I think I was saying I rage quit now more on Minecraft than I have on like any game in recent memory Because when I last stopped playing Minecraft They didn't even have the XP system which used for enchanting so they didn't have enchanting I can't remember the last update I suppose Gavin was the update that was hung up our XP and I never had food. Yeah, yeah, I stopped at one point I guess seven. Yeah, you don't have to eat but anyway, so now it's got XP so now it's like When like I'm walking somewhere to fucking creeper blows me up or just get some randomly

He's fucking baby zombie. What the fuck is that thing? Yeah, it comes at you You want to come on the podcast you so we met Vern Troy or yeah, I got an Australia huge sports fan Which crazy big Michigan fan nice total tangent anyway? So anyway, I've had more rage quit moments of just like thought where I lose like 28 levels I think the way they do a leveling and XP and permadeath or pseudo permadeath in Minecraft now, is probably perfect. Because you just level up and you can use it,

if you get up to 30, you can use it for a really bad ass enchantment. And if you die, you just lose all your levels. You gotta start over again. It's like, you're thought of me running. Yeah, anybody that goes fast enough to where you don't mind so much, you know? But it's still an investment.

I like it. I know I'm gonna get trapped too with this discussion is that Ashley was a huge, everquest player. So everquest next when that comes out, you're in that one. I'm probably going to get sucked in. Adam Beard keeps talking about that game nonstop. And wild star was next and landmark and wild star too. How does Adam Beard not own an Oculus Rift? How is that possible? I think it's just developer stuff right now. So it's not like like it's not really made for consumers yet. Yeah, but still I mean at a bear would be like all over the glasses. I made for consumers yet and you got one

Well, no, it's they're testing it like there. I'm in the Explorer program. I just ripped his testing I mean the Explorer program. Okay, he's not a listen Developer he's in the Explorer program Okay, okay, all right I'm a glass and you haven't turned into a total fucking smug prick yet I'm never where are you? No, I've got them at the house now They actually so while I was talking last week about the glasses. They haven't made the glass for his frame for yet That night they show they like release them like right after the pocket really but I can't work the next morning

It was like the headlight everywhere on every site. So now I've got a so the frames are it's $275 for the frames didn't you already spend like two grand 1500 yeah it's bleeding and technology is cool and shit but go approach your glasses yeah that does much less all right we're just where helmet and fucking put the mount on it how bad is with that beat get a fucking oculus rift and I go pro up here and then just have like a big wide angle view of your own field of vision. There was a guy who did that he's like cyber man or some

of these what he's called but he has. Yeah. No, don't call me huge nerd coming cyber man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It was something like he was streaming his vision to a website or something like that actually I'm dead serious on this I thought it's out by age is a good match. I'm a lot twist. He's blind There is somebody walk out this fucking podcast The explorers I'm gonna look that shit up man the nerd boy from Virgin way We're killing Gus Can I use you question Gus you always read articles about it dude with Google glass and kick out of like movies You're always or someone like it happens all the time. They're having all the time I'm the ones I read about every fucking time

I would imagine that when a person who has Google glass gets kicked out of somewhere It's the best day of their life I think you can't wait to go home and Blog about how they got kicked out for wearing Google glass We'll show them. I have to go ahead the movies called cyber man. It's a documentary film about Steve men Like look look look at that. It's a guy. Steve man. It, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, it's a fascinating documentary. Wait, give me a blue, a blue with no computer vision. What is it? He streams camera. Gavin's the human paraphrase. He's a superhero who fights computer viruses. Gavin's actually made up an 80s prime time

show right there on the fly. I don't know where you can watch it, but if you can find a YouTube look at it. So anyway, you're Google Glass, you've never used it. I used to have used it. For what? I don't know. I've only just released videos. We've all, in Jack's defense, we have all spent money on technology. For something we thought was gonna be really cool. It's not. Something thought was gonna be really cool and then didn't use. We all have something like. Many display. HDGVD play.

Yeah, I mean, I had a, I think I spent It's obviously really cool and then didn't use. We all have something like many display. HD DVD player. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I had a, I think I spent $900 on a 4x CD ROM drive for my computer. And it didn't, and it's like a year there was 32x. You never really, you spent so much money on a Plex store. It was a Plex store. CD burner, that burned, that's the way you're talking about the 4x burner. I have no mind It was a burner. Mine was a reader that I had to have a caddy for. What is the time? I think like a standard read was like 150 kilobytes a second. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you would pay so much money to get like a full like the two or the four or the eight is like now when I burn a CD to take half the time it's gonna be so fucking fast instead of taking 72 minutes to burn the CD it's

gonna take me 18. Yeah, all this time. And I could play seventh guest at full 320 by 200. I think my first CD burner was a 2x burner. It was external. I had a parallel drive. It was like a parallel cable. Oh god, it was parallel. It can't even move that data that fast. When I shot my first movie, I'd have killed myself for your 8 terabyte. My 8 terabyte Thunderbolt drive. Thunderbolt drive. I would have gone crazy. We worked with a guy back in the day talking about old technology.

When those burners existed, we worked with a guy who bought one of the first digital cameras that came out and it took double-a batteries and the way you've got photos off of the camera was you hooked it up the serial cable to your computer to pull all the data off the batteries, they get drained batteries so fast that if you put fresh batteries in it and the camera was full the batteries would die before you'd copy all of the photos off of the camera. Damn, we're gonna plug it in. Yeah, it was fucking terrible. A serial cable.

Yeah, it was that. I think it was like 0.3 megapixels. Yeah, it was 640 by 480, I think. It's the rest of the engine it took. And it probably took 30 of them. You know, it probably wasn't very many. It's amazing how fast technology is advanced. Yeah, now it's a little or two that lasts but no this

ever yeah and it does 1080 video even at 120 frames a second you could go back 10 years and take over the world yeah no it's crazy I've been to a gas station in two months because I have to let your car now and I just I that's now out of my life I don't go fucking jealousy yeah you know what else you know what else I went to do I went to get my car inspected and they opened the hood they go where's the engine? And I go then look at the back to go there's no engine this car I go there's not an engine. It's got a motor underneath. It's got like a front They didn't know what to do for state inspections, so they just kind of drove in the parking lot and they go

12 bucks Okay, it lived he opened the hood of my car There's nothing what do you it's called the front front trunk front trunk the fronk and it's a it's got one Reservoir for fluids in it. There's no oil in the car. So you're gonna oil change it. Just when she went to wipe her Just went to wipe her fluid. That's the headlight fluid. You read my food. Thank you discovered some well you discovered something unusual about your car The other day when everything iced over oh Yeah, my car because it's electric it doesn't ever get warmer

the exterior car so you can get your car so it's frozen block of ice and like it's that funny i saw ice schools hanging off your car like mid afternoon and no one else had that yeah because the electricity doesn't give a heat well the batteries do heat up underneath yeah but like the engine the actual typical places like my hood was covered in ice all day. And it's like, I just, I just, my head and considered about it, you know.

Check up. Man, I'm super jealous of that car. Yeah, every time I look at it, I feel like, every time I look at it, it's like 1% chance more than I'm gonna buy that car. But it's time I see it, I'm like, I was even, I was looking at the like the Nissan leaf today. And it was like, I just like an electric car,

that you totally do it. That was 80 miles per charge. And that's like, you know, Austin, That's totally do it. It goes 80 miles per charge and that's like in Austin That's but it's pretty much would be amazing Listen, I'd say my the volts would be a me. Yeah. Yeah. No, totally is my car The I think the baseline model do 220 miles on a charge and then might I'll do like 265 at the mid-level one and I don't even get close to that like I drive to San Antonio back I don't think about it anymore. I drove to the shoot. We did way up in Northwest, outside of Austin. I don't think about it. You lost your key at that shoot. Fucking it. I lost my key in the woods and Gavin found it. Yeah. In the woods.

I was walking through the woods between the base and the actual filming location. I was like, is that the back of a tiny car sticking out the ground? I was like, oh, it's funny. It's key. The key for his car looks like a little toy car. Oh, no, he showed him before. Yeah. So it's not like you could even, the key, if you were like, pop the lock, how do you start that car? So I put the thing in my, that little, whatever this pocket is on your jeans, it's not,

Yeah, a little, like it used to be a pocket pocket, right? Yeah, so it just like that, and it popped out of it. So you keep an eye upon that, eh? But I knew it had to moan, it happened, like, like I walked and I knew it was somewhere and I was looking in the room and Gavin just found it. Well, he's in,

what, what does that thing call? It's like, we're at an RFAD, but you can actually put a GPS locator on something. Oh yeah. And then track it through your phone, you should do that, stick it to the bottom of it. I will never lose this damn thing.

Well, that's cool. I mean, I'd say, yeah, that's pretty stupid. Yeah, that's pretty stupid. It looks like there. I actually hate this. If you get a pressure on it, it'll pop out. I actually don't like that. I would try to find a way to like take it apart,

get the chip out of it. The shape of that, because it's curved at at both ends means it will pop out of your pocket If you put pressure on the button. I would make sense. Yeah, so iPhone 6 is gonna have something where you could put shit like that on your phone That would be cool. That would be cool like like a digital wallet or something like I know that exists Like I see something is what it's called. Yeah, like I can't wait for the iPhone to have that like a digital thing Where it's like just touch your phone to a thing and boom it pays out of your account I don't even like that like you know, okay, I've got my key on my phone just reduce stuff out of your pockets That's I like that idea. Okay, well, we're at about time. We need to wrap things up here

All right, you want to talk about the insurance thing click on the radio microphone in the top corner Yeah, my berries and flowers you fucking idiot. What insurance thing? The Twitter campaign like insurance Whatever 30 or whatever that was. Oh, insurance safe. Did that bother you that everyone was tweeting that last night? I thought it was fine. I thought it was a smart way to get people to tweet and use your hashtags. Okay, I get that. I get that. But what bothers me about a little bit is everybody goes on board with that.

First of all, this thing is successful. You're going to see this fucking nonstop, right? Because to run, honestly, to run a big ad campaign for $1.4 million, just not a whole, it's not out of the ballpark money for a big ad campaign. For insurance company. Especially something that hits on that level, right? And has that many people tweeting about it. And I just don't want to see that all over fucking everything. I don't want advertising on the web to turn into a chain letter. Yeah, but twitzer's crap anyway so nonsense not important yet is just it's just putting more of that out there but i know but social media

gavin though is what most people are doing today so where you can interact with the most people get directly to people and i hate the fact that this insurance company ran a two to three million dollar spot all said done on tv and then they don't even run a campaign on the net they just do kind of do a giveaway were like saying oh everyone just say our name but you can say that the one point five million is is that social media budget

that chose to do it that way you can also argue they're giving it directly to people as well but it's like it's i hate the fact that like the legitimacy level of the super bowl i did turn on the tv for the subull that's probably the first time i've turned on my TV since Game of Thrones. I try to turn on my TV at the New Year's Party and I had the DVR still unhooked from when we watched the Game of Thrones in the backyard last year.

You were really drunk and you kept trying to explain to me why your TV didn't work, but I didn't understand. You're like, don't do it right now. I was like, Bernie, I know what you're saying. And you're getting really angry. You broke something. I don't know what it was. Like you threw something on the ground and it broke. I can't understand you. I don't know what it is you're trying to fix. And you left early the evening, man. And then he was kicked out.

No, he was kicked out. Even the insurance thing, like I just saw a bunch of people on my Twitter feed suddenly blow up and say, right, hashtagging this thing. Listen to this. And I was like, I didn't even know what this is, but I'll go ahead and hashtag it too. You can do that. Absolutely. It was like, someone's like what this is But I'll go ahead and hashtag it to I absolutely it was like it's like someone's like well I could use the money in that hashtag or whatever and it's like you know I could use 1.5 million hashtag like fuck I don't even know what they're talking about the sure all

I'm broke You could you not use 1.5 million dollars? Everyone's broke compared to that. Yeah Yeah, but did you do it did you tweet? Yeah? Yeah, cuz like cuz you're fine, right? You have just you have just as much chances. I do it one thing or yeah, but did you do it did you tweet that yeah because like because you're fine, right? You have just you have just as much chances I do it one thing. Yeah, no chance. That's the point still yeah, I I'm learning last night who on my Twitter feed has no concept of statistical probability basically that's why well with the left with the lottery the best part about it was though Jack did the tweet

But he doesn't know what it is like what is it for it's right? He sure is giving away a 1.5 million what what is the insurance 3 30 or whatever 30? I don't know Don't know and you just passed along a market. I saw the commercial. I couldn't tell you what that has And they said that they say if that he percent by doing this TV All right Anyway, I it's a weird thing, but it's All right, thank you. Ah, anyway. It's a weird thing, but it's like this is where, you know, we do business and I hate the fact that like, I hate that the web and social media and like things

that are actually really legitimately important and where people are today, I hate that it's kind of like treat like a throw away thing. I don't understand that. I don't like that. Yeah, I mean, we live on that kind of thing. And if that stuff works, it's people to do more and more. You know what I mean?

It's like if there was an ad campaign where it said, hey, go out and tell 20 of your friends and record yourself with your phone, telling them a person, tell them about it and then enter. And you can, when you be like, I'm not fucking doing that. I'm not doing that. But we're like, hey, you sure in safe 30.

You sure in safe 30. But we've already seen this kind of stuff on a smaller level. Like we've seen, you know, like retweet this, you know, like, you know, we're gonna give away something for whoever you want. The worst is when you get those fucking chain letters that are like Microsoft, AOL and CNN have teamed up and everyone who affords this letter is gonna get $50. Bill Gates will donate $1 for whatever.

Real Bill Gates approved it or whatever. Yeah. See, that's the exact thing I'm talking about. I don't want the web to turn it like the fucking chain letters. Yeah, so I really think we got the snopes on Twitter now trying to fucking debunk all this. Okay. Okay, Gus. We're wrapping up. I had a lovely time Gus. I had a lovely time Aside from the Guinness talk. No, it's fine

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