Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #258

Episode Date: February 18, 2014

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I'm not going to wear a buff model. Available tomorrow, I think. Available tomorrow is part of t-shirt Tuesday hey who's on this podcast it's Gus Gavin by bra Bernie and I just need featuring Gus and Gus I got I got to come up with another way to do that I got it it's it's gone stale people expect it yeah that's what raise raise Jesus wow raise pretty good at switching it up like as soon as everyone expects him to do something in a video You know, it's new actually Rachel that into the podcast to like introduce myself this podcast had Gus

I should have like a big like illuminated sign that comes down Just like with all believe you know green screen you pulling the credits up at the end Is that one of the things that we do is we research topics for the podcast right away with this is that one of the things that we do is we research topics for the podcast. I really hope you're going well. And we're supposed to turn in like what five to ten links or stuff that we talk about. Yeah. Yeah, we are. Some of us do it.

Some of us don't. So I wrote Gus this morning and I said, here's our entire podcast for the day and I sent him a link to his story. I should read it right here and get it right. Just wait for the title of the story. That's it. The title is the whole thing. The title of the story is... I'm going to get through this whole thing. Today I learned this off-read it. Today I learned a man fell on a high-pressure air valve. It lodged in his butt and inflated him to twice his size.

No! Nearly killing him. He survived, but it took three days to fart and burp out all the eggs. So why would you continue to screenshot of Gus and my converse? Yeah, we started talking about it. And then I was like, no, no, no, we got to stop. We can't talk. We have to wait to wear on the podcast to talk about this. And play it him through his aina. So what I said was though, if you read the article, it says that the valve pierced his buttocks and inflated him. How does that happen?

And I said, first of all, get a butt. It's like that old side fell on episode. He fell. He fell on it. Which is like, anytime somebody comes into the emergency room and says, oh, I fell on something. Now you tell that thing. He was shoving it up his ass. He's up their butt.

Look at his face. He fell on episode. So one in a million shot doc. It was a one in a million shot. So I said, isn't the digestive tract a seal system? Like how could the air have gotten into that? So it'd be like inflating the load of sausage skins. Right, but I think they were writing it.

They were writing for, I guess, a general audience. Piercing the butt, I mean, it could have just gone straight in. But they also said that it's separated fat from muscle. Would it? How did he know I didn't stretch you enough? It might do that anyway. I think they said that it stretched him so much that he went blind in one eye temporarily. So I can understand it going through his butt to get maybe, you separating all this tissue with air and that makes sense that he got twice as

big but how did he burp it out how did he get it in his lungs and anus to burp it that doesn't make any sense. Do you think what it takes you three days to get rid of all that? Do you think that he saw the air or of his ways? Oh I would just I would just pull the valve out and then fly around the room like a balloon you'd like to know the end of that it's that it was i think uh... giving air in at a hundred pounds per square inch i i i didn't think it's a real story

it was a legitimate new site was it like this time well he might not agree because it's in new zeland so he might have is you can buy us go is it a book or the story came out what today? It came out a couple months ago. Oh, I should check that. Yeah, I checked it was It was sometime in 2013 summer. I think or there winter, but just you know, okay, so here's what happened So the whole fell on it Excuse that he used and that was a big time red flag for me. So I looked up

I oh my Google search look at patient claimed fell on it to see what came up And then I thought it's just a thing like that people want to push air into their bodies guess what? Totally is so I had to apologize to Patrick when I send him links. I literally wrote Patrick I'm so sorry. I'm sending these I'm so sorry We have actual images from like fetish sites people who inflate when I send him links. I literally wrote Patrick, I'm so sorry, I'm sending these. I'm so sorry. We have actual images from fetish sites, the people who inflate themselves are fantasy inflation drawings.

I don't know if Patrick has any of those cute up. He might be like, perma- Wow. What dumps him? But that's a drawing. No, that's a drawing, that is a drawing. Obviously.

I have to rip pants. So what most people do is they get a suit, like a latex suit, and they they inflate that and then they walk around Bad drawing I can check off to this So the you have the youtube video with the CG like somebody did like a CG scenario here as well They went through a lot of trouble to do it. It's actually a YouTube video In which people

become bloated and descended opposite of a chokewank. Like when they start themselves up, they're like, oh yeah. Is it? Is this just the opposite where they love the oxygen and they want more? I was in the weirdest quarters of the internet. I was in those parts of the internet where it's still one website run by one dude and that's it. He's like, you're, and I had to like get a membership. I didn't do, but I would have to get a membership to see all the photos. Like all the users submitted photos.

And then some of the stuff I just love you. I am so sorry for you. I don't feel bad. We feel bad for Patrick. It must've been bad. That sounds fucking terrible. So you think this guy purposely shoved this up as asked to? Listen, don't know the guy.

I don't know anything about it. All I know is that nine times out of 10 when somebody goes into an emergency room and they say they say they fell on something Always after blood for whatever reason no We don't sell anything you went their mouth or anything like that They fell on it it went up to butt and it's always like don't know how that happened fell on a light bulb and a When my butt and like he couldn't turn it off or anything or do it like it just inflated him? Well, it's coming out that fast. I think it was pretty... The only time I've heard of that being a real thing where someone gets inflated is

if someone falls off the back of a jet ski and their ainess goes over the the outward pipe for the water. And that's how like most people get injured on jet skis is that they get forced. Water just gets forced into their offices. Well, I've had that, but not from that. I've had that from, like jumping off like a really high cliff and then you weigh in. Definitely. It went up your butt. Yeah, it gives you a little bit of a huge, a little huge. I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say I got like a full on animal, but I definitely got. You got to batten the hatches when you die You were there, but you're buttocks of displacing. I was worried about my nose

You jump again ainess first with your bum stretch That's how we go were you there? That's American version of the candy ball. That's what that is You stretch everything out and go right in ainess first. No, no I was just I was so worried about my like my nose and kitchen water my nose that You did your like Travis just open your butt instead. Yeah, I just wasn't very tense the butt the butt was naturally If your butt is open and your nose is open. It's like a plunger Like equalizes it out. It's like the water rushing in your nose will come out your roll-on-down mother windows in a car But you know in Austin one of the things I was doing for allergies is you're from the UK do you know what a netty pot is that teapot and you know what a nitty-pot is what's a nitty-pot it looks like a little teapot where you put

in some solution and then you put warm tap water in and then you put it in one nostril tilt your head and it goes through your sinuses and yep, stills at the other nostril. Except you're not supposed to use tap water. Why not? Because of amoebas. Okay, so we have these amoebas that are in Texas that you get them from tap water and you get them in the lake and they're super, super rare.

They exist, but apparently them being like doing this is a rare thing where it'll get in your nails with passages and then it goes to your brain and each your brain over the course of like three days. What you laughing about? It's a terrible thing. And apparently I was reading about this horrible because I was using this nitty-pot and then I read Don't Use Tap Water because of this amibe.

I use it in canterous so I don't go into the billion-shoot. It's like one in a billion-shoot shot or one in a- Yeah, but you still hear about it happening to people. You think like there's just billions of amoebas and they're like man One day I'm gonna hit the lottery. I'm gonna get a whole brain of myself Fucking sweet one amoeba can eat a brain Yeah, well, I guess it like multiplies and goes crazy over the three days You just get more and more stupid. They want multiply to grow but they would see a day

It changes your personality like you you your proportionally massively changes over pretty well. It's like the bloody that got the metal rod through the front of his head, isn't it? Phineas gauge. Oh. Gage man. What a name for getting a metal rod in your head. Yeah. I think it's the name Phineas gauge right?

Right. Yeah. Phineas. Yeah. Phineas gauge. It was a guy that was probably one time. I wasn't at a pot one time. Bung and died on my down hole with a hammer. You know what I get now instead, which is a gross discussion. There's like to spray saline. It's all sealed and sterile. You just go like and just go

What's wrong? Yeah, my All the guys in my family is that Every morning. I'm so glad to see your seasons over You it was starting to get to you. I had one day with my eyes up when we were out shooting something Yeah, I run a thing we were in inflated suits that day. I didn't even think about that. We were making our own little fetish video. Yeah, we were. We didn't realize that video.

I can't see that video and be like, ew. It's what I was wanting to see in inflated guns. I'll go back to that side. Dreams are coming true. That's your moan. Yeah, that dude, that dude, Fini is gauged. He was tamping gunpowder, like blasting powder. blasting powder it was sticks of dynamite into like it was basically it was massive explosive into a crack in a rock with a steel rod And he's going tech tech tech tech tech tech tech how they clear the path for railroad tracks

Right and then it went off and he's holding the rod like this and the rod went zip right through his head And it they be survived, but it completely completely completely changes person. Yeah, he became cranky That lasted a while after that Yeah, go figure. I mean the brain is such a weird thing to me. That's him. Oh, we have oh I went through this Graphic I don't know if we want to show that um why the skull so graphic. All right. I didn't realize it went up through his cheek He's holding it. Holy shit. That's what would do his face If that was me I would definitely carry that thing around the rest of my life

Like what happened you ride this Seriously that is that what the thing he must be why he's holding that thing. It's gotta be it Um, the brain is such a weird thing. Oh, did we show that? Yeah, we did Okay, people like you it's like any little thing can cause a massive personality change right? Yeah, it's I'm so amazed by the break. I'm amazed that I wake up the same person as I was the day before. How do you know that you do? Oh shit, that's mine blowing Because I really I was thinking about the same other day. There are some people who die for a few minutes like someone who drowns They go to die for a few minutes, like someone who drowns, they get a big one of Vegas for a while, they get a Vegas.

Yeah, but someone who's right in South of Western alone. Someone whose body has no activity, like no pulse, no blood pressure or anything. Basically all they have is just like little electrical impulses just go all over the brain. It's actually me so mad at me. They just have electrical impulses and that's all they have, everything else is working. And it's slowly dying But just the brain like put your personality somewhere temporarily while you're dying Where's your what is your personality is it chemicals?

Because that guy was dead for two maybe two minutes then was taken there's a There is an explanation for this stuff. I've no idea what it is Yeah, what is it like a series of electrical impulses? You know what happens if your battery goes out? Yeah. Or the little circle battery on it. Yeah, like, oh, oh, you forget your bios. I guess if you like die long enough for your memories

to no longer be around in your brain, I don't even know how that works. Yeah, so that you can die. Is that your personality? I just hope, I just think of my lifetime, we get the ability to record dreams. Even if like our brains are incompatible, and I can't watch your dreams, I would hope that's the case.

If we can record dreams that my dreams are like DRM link to my body. I don't want us to see them. My existence might be like an encoding thing. Like I don't have the ability to, I don't have the key. We have different codecs. Yeah. Like I can't decode your... But you can watch on any other gust that you have. Any mobile gust device up to five at once.

Or any ami, but that happens to be eaten in your brain. They can watch it too. Any point in time, Gavin, you're basically just a collection of your memories. Yeah. And then what you're going on with now. I had a lucid dream the other night. Did you? It was awesome.

It's pretty like the second or third one I've ever had. I was in my house with my family in England. Some reason that wasn't weird to me, it was just in England. And nobody- That would have been weird because I don't live in your house. It felt like it was just normal. Okay. But basically nobody could really understand me, like everyone would start talking right

before I finished what I was saying, and they would misunderstand me, and I was getting really worked up, and I was like, wait a sec, whenever I start talking, someone else starts talking, and it just wasn't making sense, someone was off about it, and then I decided I was like, wait a sec, whenever I start talking, someone else starts talking and it just wasn't making sense, someone was off about it and then I decided I was like, it's totally a dream. So I started yelling, I was like, why would anyone listen to me? And then I picked up this,

like there's this weird gem on the table and I picked it up and I was gonna bat my brother over the top of the head with it and I was like, and I was like 80% sure it was a dream. 80% sure, but I was like, essentially might be real. I might really hurt it. So I didn't do it. I could jam.

I was like, yeah, I was like a green diamond. And he didn't think that was weird. Nah, so I was about to whack him over the head. I didn't. Instead I kicked the front door open and started running outside and everything started melting. And the gem melted through my hand. I was like, it was a dream.

That was pretty cool. I kind of lamped my brother over there. Sounds like that scene from Aladdin. Yeah. Oh yeah. Do I have any fun in your dreams? A lot of like my brother. It sounds like that scene from Aladdin. Yeah. Can you run? Can you run in your dreams? A lot of people can't. No, I live sludgy for sure.

Yeah. But everything was like a wet painting. Yeah. I was finding my dreams are just observing situations. I'm never involved in them. Really? Yeah. Really?

Yeah. That's interesting. I've had that. Sometimes in my dreams place. I'm a lot of things like you talk about how people have trouble running. I definitely have trouble running in my dreams. And a lot of time in my dreams. I have trouble speaking It's like the words aren't coming out of my mouth Yeah, you know what I can always tell if something's a dream

Like if I get in that moment because somebody told me this So if I'm not sure if it's a dream or not in the dream I say give me something to read and they give me something to read I'm like yeah, that's not Dreamed you know that. Oh, you can definitely I've heard that before read in a dream. Someone told me that to now all the time in dreams, I'm like, I'm like, doing something, I'm like, why can't read this? I go, oh, this is a dream. And I'm like, two hours in the dream, I'm like, look at this. It's like, you can't read that. It's crazy. You can't read that. And it's just like, that has been one of the most common themes

in my dreams the last two or three years is because somebody told me you can't read in a dream. So what is it when you try and read it? Just a little goop like squiggles? It's just random. I'm gonna stop printing out a bunch of nonsense to start handing it to you I can make you think you're dreaming That's really funny. A page of garbled stuff I'm a look at it. I'm a team. It's true. Somebody just planted that idea. Yeah, I feel like I can read in dreams I think maybe it was you who told me that and I started trying to pay attention to that. Yeah There's a wiki how I think maybe it was you who told me that and I started trying to pay attention to that. Yeah.

There's a wiki how, article, how to tell if you're dreaming. Oh, let's get some of this. Go to wiki how in your dream. If you could read it, you're not dreaming. If you're in the middle of a dream, go to answers.yahoo.com. It's so much as good as the signs of death. Are you flying on 80?

It might be in a dream. What else is there? Is your head removed from body? Check your appearance. Is it your body? What a dumb fucking up. I have a point there. How can you look at the mirror in a dream? The idea is that I'm unsure if I'm dreaming. I'm gonna check a website. This can only be done by people who are currently not dreaming. My body left that exists in the dream world as well. Well then you're just making notes for later. It wouldn't be cool if there was a global everyone was into link to an internet that was just for dreams but everyone had the same internet. No A lot of people would want

No, I would definitely not want that. Oh Thomas are ever in my life. So so if they go on there like if you see Leonardo DiCaprio and Ellen Page and all that stuff You're definitely an adry. It's like can you make objects move across the room without trying Were you were marrying Monica from Friends or like you were getting married? I was dating a like you know, I was dating a dreamer. What ever happened with that? I never met her again. She pissed off.

I was right. I was gonna shag her. I really was. I had it. That's the worst. What happened to the drop of water? Let's go on. With Kong.

Never came back. No, just go away and then come back. No, it was there for about two weeks straight. Do you think it's because it was like I store for a while, you think it might have just been melting ice? Do you think it's because we talked about it? It's because we talked about it. It knows. Now, you know, it's you're looking for it. Yeah. There it is. You can see the different places where it is big. That's such an anti-climactic into the...

No, no. It's just gone. I went to LA. I didn't take Climactic into what what to the story of a water drop on floor I wanted to find out if it was that fucking spider in his rug or not Well, it would be the climactic ending to that fucking car anything but anything to happen what happened to the water drop on your floor It was Hitler It's a fucking bead of water is on a wood floor we could get resolution I think it's fucked up, but I think you covered your tracks. You know that floor up up. I didn't that's I think so look at all the hard water stains on that floor I didn't do it. Do you like just in the same place every day?

Maybe I went to LA of the weekend. I came back and I'm speaking to Joe still gone. What no? It just never showed up brutal Brutal. Brutal. Brutal. I'm going to have to Valentine's Day sponsor, too. So there was a story earlier today. Did you hear about the pilot of the Ethiopian Airlines who hijacked his own plane? Is that what happened? No, wait, yes. I thought it was a hijacker who knew how to fly a plane. No, it is a weird story. It's not that clear. The pilot, you know, there's two pilots of this plane. The pilot, it's a flight coming from Ethiopia,

it's supposed to go to Rome. The pilot at one point gets up, goes to the bathroom, and while he's out of the cockpit, the co-pilot locks him out, declares himself a hijacker of the plane, and then takes it to Switzerland, and lands in Geneva. He said he wanted a diplomatic immunity from Ethiopia. And he wouldn't get that in Rome? Yeah, he said he couldn't get it any other way. So he had to go to Switzerland and the Swiss are like no. Probably not. They arrested him for you know essentially kidnapping 250 people. And the interesting was you know we talk about these websites all the time like Flight Radar where you can track all of these websites or track all of these flights around the world. Yeah, you could track this flight as it was happening. And you could see it circling Geneva, just circle Geneva forever, because you couldn't land. They weren't letting them land. I remember I used that when Sully is that he's named landed that plane in the Hudson. Yeah, the guy who the plane, like hit a bird on takeoff and was gonna crash and he's like I'll be in the Hudson and he just like steers like

lands and planes saves everybody's life. Yeah I was wondering about the same the one dude remember the one dude who everybody gets out on the wing of the plane and the one dude just books it away in the water. He's just swimming. The one guy he just like swam away from the plane and just swam away. He just like terrified and he wanted to get to drive. He probably just wanted to get the fuck away from the plane. Yeah. It's messed up. I gotta go. Oh, I if a plane sinks you can be tucked down. Can't you? Yeah, but everyone got out like the more text thing Well, they don't they tested that with a boat on myth buses and nothing happened

Right, it's true. That was the thing in Titanic that I think a lot of people suck down Yeah, when the back end of the ship went down it's a little bit swimming, but surely I would have suck you a little bit I think a little bit sure. Yeah. Nothing wrong with a little second. Excuse me. Um, that's basically how the airplane wing works, you know, is basically the differential and the pressure. And then it sucks the air down because when it like catches up at the back end of the wing, that's what provides the lift when it doesn't. So I mean, there's something to it, but I don't think it's like that continuous of force. I'm gonna say I'm way less scared of flying now Because I've been playing so much GTA 5 and like landing the big Titan is so easy in that game I just assume that landing planes in real life is easy. We have a friend who has His family has a house in a very nice part of the world one of the nicest islands In the Caribbean and I've been trying to he want to become state with him for a long time

And I'm trying to go forever And it just keeps it keeps falling apart. It always has the trip always falls apart now one of the times when I was gonna Go I was with somebody who was free to fly and she would knock it on the plane and go there and I tried to like make her It ease by showing her the airport that was a huge mistake because the first thumbnail that came up was a plane in the water Like the tails sticking up out of the water and crash and then I saw there was nothing but flight simulator video images of people landing big 747s on this carmac just it was like the hardest thing they could do and it was like people do that and thought that to me was a brawmator for oh shit this is a really shitty airport like he was telling me that uh there's a hill you go down the hills and

St. Bartz and you go down a hill and then land the plane and there's a road at the top of the hill and the cars have to stop to let the plane go through. As it's flying they know the look for planes and they stop for these little prop planes to fly down. Because if you're coming in downhill that's you're landing at serious speed. You're a usual landing is very gradual isn't isn't you come down the mountain and land you look at my line We got st. Bart's airport and you'll see the first thumbnail that tails sticking out of the water But yeah, you go down the mountain and then land the plane and that the runway goes out towards the ocean And a lot of new pilots will think oh just come in off the ocean and land there

But you have to actually because the wind have to come in at a different speed And you always end up fucking hitting the wind have to come in at a different speed, and yet there was a fuckin' hit in the mountain that they do it that way. So that's the only way to do it. That was a great video recently of the storms that I guess we had here. Where the camera was just pointed down a runway, and it was just showing all the go-around

so people had to do. Oh shit, really? Boings, what coming in being like, er, like doing this, because the wind would be blowing the sun. That was in the UK. Oh, it was? Yeah. That was it. Forget when Airport that was, but yeah, that was in the UK. I've been heat throw or something.

No, they ended up having to try to divert to Heathrow. I'm wondering how to get away. It was just crazy side winds. Like the fact that wind can blow such a large object is, but the angle that it had, you could really see it was like fighting the whole time in the end, they're just like, oh, Alex, go out again. Yeah, but they were so close to landing.

Yeah, they always done it. So were the wheels down yet? No, there were. Some of them were almost, yeah, but they're so close to landing. Yeah, they've just done it So with it with a wheels down yet some of them Oh, like some of them got like one wheel down. It was two sideways. Yeah I had to do that a go around yeah, yeah a couple of times guys and I were together First time ever happened to me. I was in a plane with Gus and Gus was asleep like this It's coming back from the first RVBTO. Oh, what's that? We were landing in Chicago Yeah, we're landing Chicago and like we're going down down down down down down It's like a trip in hell and also it takes off we'll go off again and Gus like Gus wakes up and he goes what happened?

Well, we were landing and now we're taking off again for some reason Hey guys My I Went right back to sleep. Just like us. We could not have cared less. We talked about all these on our, like, plain podcast we had a few years ago,

but then there was that one we were on where we were full speed taken off, and he just slammed the brakes and we just stopped in the middle of the runway because they had an omission of some sort. And then, we looked at the control panel, we had some kind of omission,

we're gonna, troubleshoot it up here in the cockpit and we'll go back to you, okay. You wanted the guys in the ground farted? Yeah. So what of a mission we're gonna Troubleshoot it up here in the cockpit and we'll go back to you One of the guys in the ground farted. Yeah, so what does a mission mean to you fart? Fart Our control panel farted what does a mission mean to you when you thought it was smoke? Yeah, I thought it would have been you know something came out of the plane But then you thought it was something on the like and learn light like light and then we waited like 20 minutes

And then he was like all right We get to go I just Gundit from the middle of the runway. Yeah, we didn't go back around the runway. We were part of the middle of the runway You just stop he worked down a little bit. Yeah, he goes to Kim's back and he's like, yeah, I got it all worked That's a good take off. Okay, bye. I then we just took off from the middle of the runway. I've got that video of the of the airplane And this is this is not a good traveler. Don't watch side. Why is this is this is a Birmingham? Oh? No, my goodness. He's pointed inwards. I would be crying if I was on that plane. Oh my god That goes crazy. Yeah, that's yeah

When you when you're about to lay in bad weather and then you're just like no, we're not gonna land We're just gonna go to the other side hope everything works out the second This one's a smaller one of propeller playing he doesn't get anywhere close I hope everything works out the second time. This one's a smaller one if propeller playing. He doesn't get anywhere close. Me. Me. All right.

All right. What did I get? You got me all worked up to watch. Well, it's playing on my phone, but it's not playing over there. So technology. One time I was not able to board a plane for almost two hours because one of the window shutters was broken. Listen, if you're having a mechanical issue, at least they'll tell you that, you know?

Yeah. But window shutters busted, that's okay. That's okay. It gets a tape. Oh, let's not gonna say we're all pretty good flyers, right? Like we don't freak out. But we know people who are bad flyers. You gotta, people just gotta get over that.

I mean, it's just like, it's one of the most annoying things to me now, it's like, it's like, it's, to me, it's like almost seems like people who are afraid of the sun or something, you that. I mean, it's just like, it's one of the most annoying things to me now. It's like, it's like, it's to me, it's like almost seems like people who are afraid of the sun or something, you know what I mean? It's like, they get on a plane and they're freaked out and the plane's gonna crash and everything like that. To me, it's like this weird level of arrogance. Like, there's a thousand planes in the air right now

at this moment, there's a thousand planes in here. You're not worried about any of them, but the plane that you're on is gonna crash, you know? There's been no plane crashes in the US for 11 years and but now the fact that you got on a plane today Now this gonna fucking be a plane crash. Yeah, I mean you can you can see why people are scared there It's not natural for a human to be 39,000 feet in the air and it's also not natural for humans to be in Metal boxes going 70 miles an hour down the asphalt road It doesn't actually be broadcast our words all across the globe to where people could

watch them on their computer boxes. I'm not scared sitting right. I just like people are worried because they're not in the control. Where is when you're driving? Now I think the bike is scared. But a car makes sense. You got something that's sat on full round things. This is going to roll.

It's going to move. Yeah, but that's still way more dangerous than the plane. Way more dangerous. I mean, I'm OK. Yeah, but that's still way more dangerous than the plane. Way more dangerous. I mean, I'm okay with it. Yeah, of course, everyone's okay with it. The guy used to work for put in perspective though, he said that if something goes wrong with a car, you can pull over, you know, you gotta shot.

But if something goes wrong with the plane, you're not pulling over anywhere. You know. It's over in the sky. Yeah, but every time you turn the plane on, you got like five or six dudes looking at it making sure everything's working right Yeah, right. Yeah, okay That's a weird light today's GTA let's play I think it's today's one

We we all took off in Titans, which is like the biggest flyable plane in multiplayer No, I'm not and we just decided to try and land them on mountains like land them on just not runways basically Oh, did you see that someone in GTA tested your run down amount theory? They got on a plane and then tried to run down a mountain. Did it work? Yep. That listen That's what Twitter told me and I haven't seen the video or anything like that But they told me somebody tested your theory in GTA. There's no reason that wouldn't work in real life Listen, yeah, it's a few reasons from a probability perspective You could probably hit the angle at just the right way, but you're not gonna, you're not gonna get that

probability. You got a tuck in roll. Fuck no. You got to hope for a smooth slope. Get running and then just roll out of it. Actually also the person who said if you were like falling from really high up place you try to land on one leg because it's like I'll break one leg and I'll be fine. Yeah. Why? Why ruin both legs? That's a good point. Why, yeah, I'm in fucking. Yeah. Or just like get something like a big piece of plywood that's next to you. Just stand on it and jump right before you land. And it's like, you're only in form, five feet. Well, that doesn't make sense, because I'm in a sense.

And that would be silly. I have to hop to the hospital. Do we have to talk about the weird stat that if a, if the earth was the size of a cubal, a billiard ball, it would be smoother than a cubal. Yeah. That the differential in like Mount Everest and the deepest trench in the ocean is still relative size-wise.

But the gravity would be mental. Oh, you mean you press the mass? The mass of it down there? Yes. It'd be a black hole, probably. And we a bit mental. Oh, you mean you press the math, the math of it down to that? Yes. It'd be a black hole. It would be a bit mental. What did it get to a point like there's got to be a point in which when you condense that and compress it, then it becomes, it has a tone of event horizon in the sense where it's like then it becomes a black hole. Well, a black hole is only a black hole once the gravity is so strong that light can't escape either. Can a planet become a black hole? I don't so strong that light can't escape either.

Can a planet become a black hole? I don't think so. Why don't think there's a planet dense enough to crush enough? I don't think so either. Right, there's nothing that dense, no planet. No. There's like white dwarfs, like the super dense stars where everything's you know, much more dense and compressed, but even that, I don't think it's strong enough. I mean, stars become black holes.

I get that, but yeah, there's no planet, I think. Like, what is Jupiter? If I land on Jupiter, am I ever gonna land on anything? It's a giant fart? It's a giant mission. It's a giant mission. It's a huge mission. It's a giant.

It's just gas the whole way down. It's a giant, no, there's land, but it's stodgy, I think. You have to go. Is that what it says in the Nanasom annual? It's stodgy. Jupiter, lots of gas's stodgy I think and you have to go is that what it says in like the and the massive annual stodgy Jupiter lots of gas stodgy it's not so hot to walk it be like walking in a dream I imagine so say you were like enormous dude big dude and you were a jupiter and you went how big is Jupiter like you blew off all the gas is Jupiter like smaller than earth or is it bigger than earth you're talking about like this solid flow I'm the planet Well, I mean it is the planet it the gas is the planet, too

Yeah, but you don't get to do the oxygen atmosphere part of our planet like that's not our planet It's an important part of our planet. It is an important part of our planet But you're not gonna land on the clouds and like hey or conquer this in the name of Antares to or whatever you're not gonna do that Curable I'm not gonna I'm like a land on a cloud. I'm gonna land on the planet. I mean it's acceptable that the land mass is the planet Right we have clouds. I guess the center of the planet isn't as dense as the uh it's not as dense Yeah, is it as big though? What's huge isn't it? Jeep to you can fit every other planet in it inside the

Just talking about the the landmass though not the the gas. What you want to do is x-ray cheaper. No, so what I'm going to do is I punch you the clouds and I go land on that thing. Like say I go up to that fucking red eye then it's gone. I go I'm fucking land on that. The storm. There you go. You want to land in the middle of the biggest storm in the solar system. Why not?

What the fuck? I got a spaceship. I got a spaceship and I got a lot of ambition. Let's do it. So I go and I land on the red eye. Do I go through the eye and they're gonna take the red eye? You don't take the red eye. I'm gonna bring eye pressure air valve I'm gonna go right in the red eye and then you go to the ductus and say I fell in it

I promise you for the love me That's why it's got so much gas But what what happens? I mean do I go through the clouds and then I'm on the planet or is it just gas the whole way down and I come on to the side That was a lot of effort for me. Well, I can't be gas the whole way down Why not because that it has a core to keep all the other guys have a graduate talking about it was the same thickness As it is on the top in the middle it probably just dispersed in a way maybe not though What is it? Or is there what? It's got to be something. There's got to be something. I'm asking Gavin. I know Gavin doesn't know

But he'll never say he doesn't know he's gonna. I'm gonna learn to say he won't know. Yeah, they probably do that Probably a billion people are now are tweeting at us. I'm sure they have a lot of idiots have we been that we're the internet too Sublights we have satellites around it. Here's your pretty side by it assuming them It's a center is metallic hydrogen. Okay. It's a cloud tops, gaseous hydrogen, then a layer of liquid hydrogen, then metallic hydrogen, and then a core of rock metals and hydrogen compounds. Man Jupiter loves hydrogen. Yeah it's a bitch. You know makes me wonder like They they found that planet

That's out there. There's like an entire planet. It's essentially diamond. It's like one enormous diamond out there I'm not you living there knowing you had us all of us value you couldn't do anything with it Okay, what would you do? I mean I wonder that like I'm worth it's like is there an element on earth like this like carbon in the form we have now? He said super rare or it's like water about water. Yeah, is it like? Oh, you know fucking NASA. There's like how many times you know find water on Mars? How many times I can do that? They've done it like 10 times now. They found water. I mean every time it's like evidence. I think they're not gonna be happy until they can take a picture of Water flowing on Mars. I can fucking hold off until they just keep finding the same evidence I think it's like more evidence the guy who died from a gunshot. Oh another bullet. It was definitely a gun. There's another bullet. It's exactly right. So how many guns are they going to find?

I think going back to your comment about the diamond planet, whoever said it. I think there was a paper written that there was speculation, I forget if it was Saturn or Jupiter that one of them could theoretically rain diamonds because the pressure so great in the gas atmosphere that the carbon gets compacted and then over it gets like shot back up by high winds and compacted over and over until it's just got diamonds and essentially raining diamonds and the upper atmosphere. I think a satsunalist of floats. Um, what? If you had it in a big tub of water. Because it's less dense than water. Yeah, okay. I'll get that tub going any day now. That would be the worst thing imaginable. Can you imagine being in a diamond rain?

How bad would that fucking hurt? And you say it goes up to? Yeah. Fuck that. That would be the worst. That would be the that would be the worst if I diamonds from every side I could imagine a natural phenomenon. It's more worse more worse that's worse than Raining diamonds up and down Diamonds like the hardest thing imaginable. They would just tear you to shreds. It's the hardest thing we have right like what the, what the fuck is Metal Hydrogen? Now I'm scared of that. Metallic, I mean, you know

how there's some limits that you can't go past, like absolute zero. You can't get cold it. Right. It's that absolute hot. Absolutely hot. You can't get any hot. Yeah, I got it right here. Like, it's my dick. Well, I can't see it. I have a legitimate question, but it's not. I want to know what is the center of Jupiter? What is it? They go through all this shit. Cloud tops, gaseous hydrogen, then a layer of liquid nitrogen, or hydrogen, then a metallic hydrogen, then a core of rock metals and hydrogen carbon.

First of all, rock is too generic a term. We can't use the term rock anymore. What is rock? It's just stuff. It's just stuff. Why don't you say stuff? Hard stuff. I think it's what is it? I wonder what Jupiter's made of. Why don't you say stuff hard stuff

I wonder what you were just made of once made out of rock. Well, you know, I was right down It's actually a bunch of hot shit I'm saying rockies we except rock like it's a normal term because we have rock here in Rokiton They have it there. Yeah, but I doubt it's the same fucking rock. I'd be sure I'd be fucking flabbergass if I got to do it It was like oh these rocks look just like our rocks. Yeah Be like if you were to place you said I want the I want the meat What do you want for food? I want meat. Yeah, but rock isn't a substance. It's a term for Todd stuff Moonrock is Mars rock. I want to know what Jupiter's made of you can't use a rock you can't make the word I can I can picture a rock being on Mars rock like kind of kind of the same kind of interchangeable

Jupiter rock what the hell is that? Well rocks made of something tell me what the rock is Do you just do just eat rock? Which kind of rock we talking like that tree? That's what I'm saying what is you can't just say rock You know I could smell what it's cooking maybe like if you did the whole thing you said cloud tops I could smell what it's cooking. Maybe like if you did the whole thing you said cloud tops Gaseous hydrogen liquid hydrogen metallic hydrogen and then core it just said Jupiter bit like in the middle of it's like that's it the Jupitonium It's like we're talking about the innovation chief in Austin. It's like you can't use the term innovation to describe your job You can't use the word to describe

Looks like they found a picture of what was at the core of jeep to this is The surface of Jupiter is in fact made of doing Johnson Everyone you're fired everyone just get out You got down to put her and he just him. Yeah, he's like hey, what's up? I've been there the whole time welcome to Jupiter. It's like you should been expecting it. It was in the right up. It's at the rock Or everything is just a little bit of a gas giant going this. Sorry That's an admission and Alcatraz is that too who? No, no Don't repeat it. Don't repeat it. Let's go. He said Alcatraz if you can go to any

Carboh He said Alcatraz if you can go to any If you go to any planet like and you know you go to the plant you're gonna die What planet would you go to? Why would I want to do that? You got you you have to do it. I'd like to you for the program. I go to a planet to die. Yeah Why you even out you don't some might dumb hypothetical questions. Why I was for this one. I've known him longer This is a hypothetical this is potentially possible our lifetime We have to explore planets They want someone who's got no use to society. Yeah, but some of like 50 years away. What's that?

Well, you did to get to Pluto. It was not really a planet. It does not take like 50 years I think who knows a planet all right Well, I would go to Pluto because you could do some gnarly front flips right before you died Why does it smaller? I mean it It's tiny, isn't it? How'd they any grabby? Ice, you just know more. It's cold. Yeah, you die from cold.

Everything's cold. You're gonna die anyway. It's a real cold. Yeah, but it's like, it's like, it's like, it's cold is cold. There was, I think I saw a picture of the day that about Mercury, it's still negative 170 degrees Celsius. On one part, yeah, on the dark side. It doesn't matter, you can get as close as you want to the sun.

A negative 170 degrees, that's still fucking cold. It like passed past 40 degrees. I'm gonna be a bit. So there's gotta be a point on your mercury. And how fast is that thing turned? Day on mercury. I want to say I've stopped my head like 18 or 19 hours. It's really sure. Yeah, that'd be tough. What's the one with the day days longer than the year? I thought Where the day is longer than year where it rotates less around its own axis than I'm gonna look at I thought it was Well, there's got to be a point of mercury where it's 100 negative 170 degrees Celsius on one side And it's whatever billion thousand degrees on the other side Not an exact measurement and it's whatever billion thousand degrees on the other side um... not exactly

uh... estimate there's gotta be that one like maybe don't like to in space that's like seventy eight degrees yeah that's how much of wise you would have perfect moving but it would be doable and you have to move pretty fast you just walk no no because apparently i mean i know it's not as big as the earth but if it

rotates once every nineteen hours you would not be able to in a land vehicle keep up with the rotation of the earth. There's no way What was the notic period? Sounds gross. What is this? I'm trying to get this information about mercury, but I'm too dumb to understand Science not it means blue. That's why no ID. Oh, okay,, temporal interval, it takes for an obter reappear at the same point. In relation to two or more other objects, that's not real. This is the dumbest we've ever sounded all at one time. I love it.

This is by far the dumbest we've ever sounded. So its orbital period is just under 88 days. Orbital period is under 88 days. So it takes 88 days to go around the sun. So it says it's an 88 day year. 88 day year. Wow. That doesn't say how long the day is.

That's going to be something you can look at in two seconds on that device. Just Google how long is it day on Mercury? How long is the day on Mercury? Well, planet would you die on? You said Pluto? Where would you go by the still planet? Obviously Uranus. It rotates once every 58.647 days.

Oh, yeah, you keep up with that shit. You can keep up with that. If it rotates every every 58.647 days. Oh, yeah, you keep up with that, shit. You can keep up with that. If it rotates every 56 days, so it rotates a little less than twice a year. Like one and a half times a year. Yeah, if you hold us on foot, you can probably do that. It's a year. It's like 88 days, but you know, it's own year.

Yeah, you can do it. You can do it. So where's the spot? They gotta have, we gotta like, you're asking how wide is that spot? Oh, it can do it. You can do it. So where's a spot? They got to have we got to like Well, you're asking how wide is that spot? It's gonna be like razor thing if you're at the front edges It's summer and if you're the back edges wind yeah, you'd be like baking here and then you'd be freezing in the In the bush. There's like a starcraft two level where The map progressively gets on fire on the left side and you have to keep moving to the right because it's like the

The planets rotating and you're getting coming into the heat from the scar. That's there is no way he could have made this conversation sound more here than it was. He found it. You found this level of like, we're like, I guess you'd have to figure out too. If it was tilted on an axis like Earth is, you'd have to move up and down as well to come to the end. No, I see the same spot and go with it. But it might get too hot in the summer as I'm saying. You'll follow it. You'll end up doing like a sine wave like that Okay, you know, which is naturally Following we've got movies a little bit pop up you'd go with it. We can't breathe. We can stay nice and warm on mercury

That would suck like we read one time about the we talked about the podcast before I'm pretty sure years ago I Hate anything like I would never want to get in a situation where I constantly have to do something to stay alive Even if it's like I just had to keep pushing a button to stay alive and at the moment I stopped pushing the button I'm gonna die like it's like lost. What's that? Oh, yeah like every 15 minutes that that situation would drive me insane What is it every 90 72 minutes? 108 I think something like that. Yeah, 108 minutes. I'm an interval where even sleep in what drive you whack a do yeah, but That we read about that bluring octopus in in Australia, which is how funny this sounds like

it sounds like somebody wrote it for a movie. It's if you get stung by this fucking thing, it paralyzes your gross motor nervous system. Okay. So your heart will continue to be and you're alive and you're just fucking straight up paralyzed. So where is this thing? It's in Australia. And it's called a bluering octopus. And so the blurring on it, plus.

And but one of the things it hits is it hits your respiratory system. Black Widow Spider does the same thing. Talks and bikes with a spider. It basically like, I think cramps you up to the point where your diaphragm doesn't no longer works. So, Venom lasts for about 24 hours. So if you're with somebody and they just give you mouth

to mouth for 24 hours, you'll be totally fine. And you'll have a full recovery. But if they stop, at any point, you will suffocate and die because you can't breathe on your own. So can you imagine being conscious and being, depending on someone else, to give you mouth to mouth for 24 hours and you're watching them just slowly get tired of that?

Yeah, and like- And you have no way of signaling to them that you're about to kick it. Or even if they knew and you knew, and they're communicating to you like a doctor and they told you, but they're the only person around for miles and they're giving you mouth to mouth for 24 hours.

That sounds like, eh, I could do it, but you breathe like seven or eight times a minute for 24 hours straight, that person would eventually just fucking give out and collapse themselves and then you would die. You gotta hope that you've been really good to that person. Oh my God, that would be, I know it's only 24 hours and anybody thinks it's like a marathon they can do it, but that would be fucking toss.

If you wanted to take a breather, but you knew you had a nice thought coming Which you turn around a thought into that long. I mean, that's what all humanity's out the fucking wind. Yeah, every bit of it I just kill me. That would be horrible. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna read this thing here speaking of gluing occupants. So I want to remind everyone, this episode of the receive podcast is brought to you by GoDaddy. Don't let someone steal your great idea. Register a domain name now and put your idea online.

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We have not talked about it in the patch because they came out after last week's time. Oh, I did. Yeah, it was a... Yes, I've been playing a lot of Titanfall. It's so fun. It's so fun. We did a... We were gonna do one last play today. We ended up doing like three or like we played like six games because we just couldn't put it down. It's really really fun. And everyone does well. Like you always feel like you're doing well. Yeah, it's got a A good mechanic where I guess it's you know a carryover from mobile style games where there's a bunch of AI-controlled like Runt and really low level Character so even if you're not very good at killing other human players

You're like oh I'm gonna kill those guys. Yeah, and it helps you get your Titan faster. Right. It still helps you and helps you Progress in levels and unlock more stuff and get to the point where you can fight the other people. Yeah. As someone who's like really terrible at first person shooters, do you think I would enjoy it? I'm like absolutely terrible. There's a weapon in there that's really great for people who are new to FPS. There's a pistol, you basically just walk in the room, point the pistol in the room and wait long enough, and it locks onto everyone's heads and then you just pull the trigger and kill him.

And you don't even have to be looking directly at them, it will curve the bullets into... How do you get this weapon? It's start with it. Oh really?'t even have to be looking directly at them. It will curve the bullets into it. How do you get this weapon? It's start with it. Oh, really? How come no, how come everyone doesn't just use it? Because it's not, it's not quite, it's pretty cool, but it's also better if you're like walking up behind people

and they don't see you with it. I also imagine that's not as fun. It takes a little bit of time to walk out. No, it's pretty damn fun. They've done a great job of making both parts of the game fun. Like being a pilot without a Titan is just as fun as being a Titan.

I totally agree. In fact, I prefer not to have the mech. Yeah, a pilot without a Titan is just as fun as being a Titan. I totally agree. In fact, I prefer not to have the mech. Sometimes I'll delay calling my Titan in. Like I'm fine, or I'll call it in and just let it in AI mode, roam by me. It would just work for you and you can cool it and it's great. Yeah. The balance between characters in Titans and people on foot

is really good. The fact that everyone has an anti-Titan weapon and that if you use that cloaking device, it works kind of shitty against humans, but really good. The fact that everyone has an anti-titan weapon and that if you use that cloaking device, it works kind of shitty against humans, but really good against Titan. You kind of see them for flickers. Yeah, but then if someone's in a Titan, they don't see you at all. And it also makes me, I play it totally differently to any other FPS. I immediately think I'm going to get on a roof somewhere. Yeah, you see buildings, you're like jumping a bouncing off of them and while running. You see buildings you're like jumping about seen off of them and while running

It's so awesome. It also has a built-in like fuck you mechanic Which is you know and hey lowly do the tea bags and you know There's some games where you can stab people and that's like you're welcome to find someone to stab them real quick It's not the same thing though in this it has when you're fighting as mechs and you get someone all the way down to what's it called the ejection period? It's like the hazard. What did that do? Yeah, we did the little... Did you see the little... Yeah, you doomed.

There's a little meter, so you have time to eject, you can fight a little bit more and get out, but if you're in that mode and someone comes up with their Mac and mail issue, it punches through your cockpit and grabs your little dude, your pilot out, picks him out, and then just whop! Shucks the dude! Not even like that, it's just like picks him out and just kind of like tosses him off to the side. I love him. In the last play today that hasn't come out

I was just walking around so Jeff doing that to someone and then just tossed him into the river Like toss him off the map into the ocean Awesome, but my other favorite like thing is when you get up behind someone and you melee them and you just like break their neck and You see their head spin all the way around then if that happens to you You're standing there then all of a sudden you're looking Yeah, you're standing there. Then all of a sudden you're looking, like, like, yeah, you're looking directly behind you. I haven't had that happen. He's grabbing you and just like twisting your whole head.

Look like the plot line of this game. Like what's that? Kill ex, shoot and kill. Future, space, robot fight. Future is a mix robot kill. Then go online and complain. Basically. But then one of the other really fun things is even if you lose, you still have the hope for extraction. Yeah. You're like, okay, I can make it to the extraction point and still get out here like retain some dignity like that moving fight to get to the spaceship It's so much fun. Yeah, it's really cool because it's that's like a new thing

It's over the last few years has evolved in FPS is like did team fortress two did it start with that post game? Hunt down thing that they have you play much I remember it's I think it's easy like to they add over time I think so too. Yeah, I love that kind of stuff like the post game hunt down thing that they have. Do you play much? I don't remember it's got. I think it seems like they add over time. I think so too. Yeah, I love that kind of stuff. Like the post game kind of like, fuck you mode that goes on. But yeah, I can't believe the amount of, and I don't know if this is just a call of duty audience

in general, but the amount of bitching about that game before anybody played it was fucking amazing. Yeah, like when they announced the 6v6, we'd played it at PAX Seattle already we'd gotten some hands on time with it And we loved it and so when when information was coming out of it I was like I don't know what people are complaining about this is totally fine. It's been this way all along like with the AI characters Yeah, I'll tell you what I loved about it I was the we got to play in the last round. There was a alpha round. I got to play in and

Now it was between PAX was like a month ago before this one and So we had a code and I was playing and Actually was watching me play and I ran into a room. I never play Call of Duty I just I just don't I never played multiplayer call do and this is made by the guys who made the modern warfare series They broke away and they started respawn. It's like the main dudes at least they made this game So it's a very it's got a Call of duty feel to it at least with the on the ground combat and I ran into a room and there's three dudes in there and I just fucking leveled that room just like I was like yeah I was like yeah I was like he's like he ever said his back

tone though they were AI characters you know but you don't have these moments of just like you're just tearing through me like yeah fuck everybody how cool is that vortex shield where you just hold the crap that's been there? I'll show you you you end up with so much So I have a question. I haven't been able to get a definitive answer at this So if you're shooting at someone and they vortex and then you stop shooting and you vortex and they fire the stuff at you Does your vortex catch it all and can you send it back? I was trying to figure this out because I caught a bunch of stuff and I think though I they I shot them they caught it and threw it back to me and I caught it

but it exploded in my hands. I think it times out. I think that's what was happening. It's like you can't bounce twice. I think you can pass it back and forth if you don't quickly but it eventually will time out. I would love to be nearby when I chucked a pilot and see if I can vortex vortex a pilot One of the best things is that one of the abilities you can have as the Titan is a nuclear eject I guess yeah, well as your thing explodes it explodes huge so In your when you're in your exploding timer You can just haul assing to the middle of someone else's fight and eject and you end up just looking down on absolute devastation Just turns white.

Yes, and explosion. And you're just above it like, woohoo. Sounds real easy. I don't understand. How do you tell when you're in a Titan, how do you tell when there's a dude on your back? You get a flashing red notice at the top. Is that what it is?

Is it rodeo attack or something? Like rodeo. Yeah, and I think anything you can do to get that off is you get out. You get out. Yeah. Or your friend can shoot it off yeah you think hopefully down the road there's like an upgrade you can get where you can electrify the outside of your suit that's that's happened to me it was like electro smoke yeah that killed me

when I was on the table there's guys you have a really good job of like capturing experiences making very visceral like the experience of getting on the back of a mech as a pilot and like just like that's exactly even with the control of my hand I feel of a mech as a pilot. And like just like, that's exactly, even with the controller on my hand, I feel like, that's exactly how to react in a situation. I'm just like, Territid shit, it's like, I'll shoot that shit. My head was like, faster, faster, open it up, like I'm freaking out, that's taken too long. I'm the mech, how big are they?

They're pretty big. Like a person just fits inside the chest. Yeah. So it's not like Pacific Rim. Okay. You know, it's not like it. It's like, it's about the size of a three-story building. One of the animations to get in is that the Titan will pick you up and put you in the

chest. It's pretty cool. Yeah, that's pretty cool. It's fun. The first experience of watching a Titanfall, that actual thing that happens, what a Titanfall is. That's pretty bad news. You watch it coming out of orbit.

And obviously, ejecting up and landing on someone else's Titan. That's so good's pretty bad. Yes, you watch it coming out of orbit and obviously Adjecting up and landing on someone else's Titan. Oh, that's so good feeling. Yeah So what does the respond logo mean? It's like the three dots and then the one dot off to the side no clue while you're talking about here I'll pull it up. Okay, I don't understand what their logo means. I Don't know. I don't know if it's like Braille for the letter R. I don't know. I've been trying to give it a feel. Hey, I've been having I've been having a lot of fun with that game. I've been trying to catch up on a lot of stuff. I've been trying to catch up on the patch, but I've been trying to catch up on a last of us DLC came out. But probably Lego movie that was a foot to fun game too.

That movie was fucking phenomenal. Yeah, I don't know what that respond like. I think that's the Braille for R, isn't it? I don't know. I'll look at Braille for R. All right. It's just been bugging me. I see it all the time now when I get into the game. If you connect to the list, dots it would be a play button.

It is. It's Braille for R. That is. That's what that is. I just guessed. What do I? What do I Braille? I mean, you know, it's a language. I know. What's that? It's a language. Yeah, it sounds like you're

gonna be better. You can't really play video games if you're blind. I was like, it's always like the vibe, but the, like, by law, they always have like science, we have menus in braille and it just says that in the wall. It's like, okay, great. He's gonna fuck gonna read that. Well, you can't someone's gonna be with someone who's blind, isn't there? Maybe. And they'll request it for the blind person. Do you need a, do you need, I mean, if someone, I guess, someone would like to read their own menu, but it's also like, how do you know, like, where to find Braille?

Like, I see Braille on the side of a wall or by a door, but it's like, do you just walk with your hands on every surface? Is there a state or height that they put up? Braille? I think it's like, I always see Braille. It's usually a hand height, isn't it? Just like, how can't? I mean, if I'm, if I'm a dude blinded walking on the hall my hands up here I always see what's going on, you know what happens I always see it on like hotel room numbers and elevator numbers that's the only two places I've ever seen Hotel room numbers right here sometimes up in the middle of the door

It's just like hey let me ask you question What's this thing cuz my grandmother grew up my when I grew up I go visit my grandmother in Miami a lot of Jewish people live there What is the thing that they put in the doorway? What is that thing? Yeah, is that what is like it's just like a little like diagonally in the up in the door way? Is that like a blessing kind of a thing? Yeah, yeah, it's like to symbolize like Good miss I don't want to put you on the spot here. Yeah. It's like to symbolize like... ...goodness. I don't want to put you on the spot here. I don't want you to like...

I don't know the exact meaning for it. I know it's supposed to be like... ...good luck and like... ...protect your house kind of thing. I got you. What's the question? No, I don't know. I think it's called that.

I'm... My search history's blown in any way that I've been... My knowledge is not... My knowledge is not... ...100% on target look at this Google is right along with me dude Jewish dole thing what's a Jewish door thing called is it a museum I know it has a museum you got it right okay it's just your guns all those years of school yeah all those

is a private it's a piece of parchment yeah stuck in there it's described with Hebrew verses from the Torah these verses comprise the Jewish prayer Beginning with the Freyred here. Oh Israel the Lord our God the Lord is one. Yeah, it's supposed to like bless your house Should be placed in the high right side of the door upper third. Yeah, yeah, they're right there Okay, I see this because everywhere a lot of people will like kiss it every time like they put their hand on it and kiss their hand every time They leave or enter a house. Full of jumps probably. Probably. I had to talk we have a new employee here her name is Scarlett. She's her new office manager and we had a whole germ discussion today. Like you know we have just bucket of forks

that's uh we have a bucket of forks that's what the hell is that. We have a bucket of forks that what the hell is that we have a bucket of forks that's in the kitchen and the forks sit in there with the tines up and I'm like that's not the way to do that put all the tines down put the business into the fork down because like people are like going in there Like grabbing all the forks trying to get one fork and it's like that's okay if it's the handles But like all the people like me on top of it's kind of gross germphob not really germphob I don't really give a shit honestly, and that's the kind of stuff doesn't bug me I know I'm talking about amoeba's and now Jeremy forks, but that's just like that just makes sense to me Yeah, I mean nothing's got this fucking thing on his arm

He does what to show that thing he's not here. Oh, what's it? Yeah a bite or something? I don't know what it is But he's gonna die from it. Oh, I've seen this He said it was like a little thing and then he kind of scratched it and it got bad, but it's like now It's a white dot with a red circle that's like this big. So it's like a costume zit. Yeah, he's It's probably just a mosquito bite. I don't know man. I've had some intense mosquito bites here that have gotten like this big before There's none right now though. There's no mosquito is going around right now though. That's true. I don't know then he's probably dying. Yeah. Rest in peace brain. Well we'll have people tweet their their their diagnosis. Yeah but I know. He got a he got a blu-ring octopus bite I think. Yeah. When did that happen? I haven't seen that on him. Was it just like something from this past weekend? I just thought this morning. Yeah. Hmm. Do you, uh, do you clean your ears with Q tips?

I do. Yeah. Yeah. I only just do it like right at the outside. I never shove it in my ear. I'm way too scared to do that. Why? I didn't do it wrong once on a hurt like hell.

Although I've been having the, uh, I've been having the, the sore ear from flying. Because I think I fly quite a lot. I think I'm ruining my ears. But my left ear is getting I don't think you do that my left ear always gets stuck Like I need to pop it and I try and do the thing that maneuver whatever it's called Yeah, and I can only do it to one ear like this one's always blocked really had your ears flushed No, you might be amazed it is the coolest thing you should probably get it flushed or you go to the doctor Like I didn't have him use the little vacuum and suck some growth shit I did they did the thing where I've never I've never

cleaned my ears like you'll have a wax in your ear right yeah they say don't do it I still do it and I don't have like I don't have wax flowing for my ear hole turn around let me see now yours are fine you're clean you're good you're right you don't I mean you can always like clean your the wash cloth and not get in there. But yeah, if you can't pop your ear, I would say- We're not really supposed to use key tips to clean your ears. No, it's probably the one product that's like used by most people for the one thing it says specifically don't use it for this. So they don't meant for earholes?

They literally doesn't the package. Do not put this in your ear. And everyone just goes, sweet. How hot do you men it blow with your nose shut? I just do it very steady and increase it until my ears pop. I don't get them jam on it or anything like that. Oh, because I've in the past I've just gone. Oh my god. Oh my god.

But the other one doesn't do it. Have you heard of noise when you do that? Oh my god. And that's what I do it slow. If I do it full speed it's like And I feel like stuff shoots out my it That's that whenever I get that you should put your hand next to you here and see everything does actually shoot out Did you ever get the water in the ears when you go swimming fucking? I hate it that and it would lock that and then you shake your head and you just feel it like dribble out

Well, I was so stupid as a kid I didn't shake my head to get it out. I just be sitting there like an hour later or two hours I didn't know so I just go and be like pop and water Love that and it's so warm. Yeah, I love that. I thought I was creepy how warm it is But it's like on your body. Why is it like that part of your body and different temperatures in the other part of your body? Make no sense to me like it's in internal your what 98.6 external. You might be a little cooler. Well, a-labs have special heat abilities, don't they? We do, then.

If you burn your finger, you might hold your a-labs because your a-labs absorb heat faster than any other part of your body. Is it true? I never heard that. I don't know. You wanna get up? You wanna get up? I'm full of shit. No, I've heard it. A for real. Okay, listen, I thought he was pulling my leg

on the other week. He told me, like, we were talking about, so after our discussion last week, Matt talked about his sub-initub. It could be a brown recluse bite, people are saying it could be. Uh, Matt was talking about his sub-initub, and you told us about it. Uh, so last week, I think it was on Tuesday, I went and I was like, I'm gonna get a sub-initub at Jersey Mike's. Yeah's. So I got one and as I was getting the subanitove made, they asked me, do you want mayonnaise on that?

Gross! And I was like, no! I was like, what? Do people get mayonnaise on their salads? And they go, yeah, sometimes they do. I was like, no, absolutely not. So I came back, I was talking about that with Gavin. And apparently, that's the thing they do in the UK, except they call it salad cream. I have to correct this because I brought this up publicly in another place. Okay. And people were very adamant that salad cream is not mayonnaise.

They just have the same ingredients but they're like made differently or something. Come on. And I'm like bullshit. Let's say it's so coolly. Do you have a mirror quit? We have it. I don't know what's in it. Yeah, basically it's man. Miracle. It's the people say it's not man saying which spread. It's fucking man. the mayonnaise does say salad dressing has a bowl of salad on the outside of it. If I recall correctly, that's the traditional homies logo. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they both had what is it oil vinegar and egg yolk?

You look, you're making a weird face to me. You love mayonnaise. It's one of the things that that is to me oddly the most counter to everything else. All your other tastes. You fucking love mayonnaise. What? When do I say I like mayonnaise? You like mayonnaise? Do you like Gavin? Let me ask you question. Do you like mayonnaise? Not really do you like salad cream? What no not really? I don't you I can bet you've said on this party Guess before that you really like mayonnaise. I don't have anything against that wouldn't choose mayo on anything though You really wouldn't no you freaked out the other day when you got mayonnaise, but it's pretty good. I liked it Maybe you're losing something that I like what are you getting on the same much? What do I get on the sauce? What do I get on the sandwich? Yeah.

Source. I'm like mustard, right? Yeah. Fair enough. Did you always like mustard or does it mustard required taste for you? You got older. I don't think I actually tried it until I was like 15 but I liked it. Kids fucking hate mustard.

Yeah. It can get you in the nose if you have too much. No, no, it's actually like yellow. When I was a kid, I absolutely could not stand mustard. Me too. Now it's fucking awesome. I love mustard There's some happens genetically when you hit like 15 that you can tell I remember watching great upon commercials This is a little kid be like I want to try that fucking gross

What is D. John is like a horse radish seems like it tastes like it. Yeah Does grapefruit pond even advertise anymore? It's a product. It still exists right? They're still riding the coattails of that fucking commercial from the early 80s. Yeah. Um, does grapefruit pond even advertise anymore? It's a product that still exists, right? Are they still writing the coattails of that fucking commercial from the early 80s? Yeah, they're probably the same aisle as like periae. They're right there with each other. Now there's a bunch of other stuff. I'm like a helmoins logo. What are you looking at? I was trying to see if salad cream and mayo were the same thing. People say what you said, it's a lot of the same ingredients, but they're different. It's like made differently. You're like, it's oil and water instead of oil and something else.

I forget what it is. It's essentially the exact same thing, but it tastes a little different. Yeah. I was getting sh- In my book, it's the exact same thing. And you would not have it. No, I like mayonnaise. Are you?

Yeah, I just wouldn't put it on my salad. Did you have it on your sub-initum? No, god no. Was there any fanfare? There was no fanfare. So, okay, I got to defend Matt a little bit on this. Because you ordered it just for that reason. Yeah, so they ordered it. I was like, I got to see what he's talking about. So they finish, you know, making it's actually about the size. They finish making my sub in a tub. And then, yeah, there's a picture of me with it. But, uh, they put it on the counter. Right? So, it's like

they're done making it. I'm going to move up here for visual aid. They put it on the counter, right? So it's like they're done making it. I'm gonna move up here for visual aid They put it on the counter and instead of this like handing it to me They put it down and they just kind of like slide it shove it at you. Oh, it's like that's it It's like oh okay as opposed to when you get a sub and they actually like give it to you Yeah, I was like it was kind of confrontational. I was like this is a little awkward Thingies, yeah, who was if you were out of what saying that Which I'm a picture of them all super excited handing it to me. Yeah, it's illegal to fire a confetti cannon in public Maybe the littering no, I got I think backwards here. So Miracle whip is called salad dressing

Okay, and that's I would call Miracle what man is when she Yes, yes, so Miracle what this oven come miracle with the you? That's what I thought it was the whole time. Yes, it's so miracle what the self-accommerical, the retro logo is called. What says on their salad dress? Well, that explains their logo that don't be so mayo. Or they're slogan remember? Don't be so mayo. I've heard of the kids call themselves mayonnaise. What's in Miracle at Manning's?

Haha, the salad green. Mayo and something else. Oh, look this up. Oh, look up. Is we realize so much on Google. You don't even need to watch the podcast or listen to podcast more just like just think it stupid shit and look it up I'm gonna tell them we're gonna lose all of our listeners and we're gonna go with Gavin or Google in a while It's been a while I miss it. I'm gotten to play for a couple episodes. We'll do us. Yeah, I hope so

We did vines recently. We did some valentines Yeah I hope so. We did vines recently. We did. Some valon vines. Yeah. The US Food and Drug Administration requires that anything labeled mayonnaise contain a minimum of 65% vegetable oil by weight fucking. Wow. Wow. So gross.

Oh, so gross. And though Kraft keeps Miracle of Exact Oil content a secret, the company confirms that it's too low to meet the Mayo standard. Wow, 65%. At that point, you're just putting shit in there to make your vegetable oil spreadable. Gross. Man, he's good, man.

I like the things that people have to do to keep a product. Like, they made it so you have to be truthful about your food. Crab sticks. It's made of ever. Crab sticks have to be called seafood sticks now. They're in the UK they do because they don't have crab in them. Yeah, and those wings that you have here that aren't really wings. They just spell wings, WY, and wings.

What wings? Aren't wings. There's like, you get pizza and wings or something. Yeah, but those those are real aren't they? No, that's why they spell it wings. Oh They're the bonus wings. Oh, bonus wings. Oh, they're just chicken nuggets wings But they're cool and wings, but they're not wings so they have to spell it wrong right You wouldn't want that part of the that's a good part of chicken anyway a lot of things in the States wrong like drive through TH are you? a good part of chicken anyway. A lot of things in the States wrong. Like drive through THRU. Man, abbreviation.

Yeah, I'm just constantly amazed and upset by the sheer amount of emails we get with stuff misspelled. No, it's terrible. People trying to do business with us. Business emails. Papers. Papers. Oh, misspelled.

I am purple. There was a person we emailed us today who could not spell the word interest. I'm a purple rat. It's like my dream coming true. I can't talk. Yeah, it's yeah, whatever it is. A job too. It's it's always if you got to put your best foot forward. You never know. You never know. I'm tempted to a lot of people who who write looking for jobs like that. I'm tempted to reply with their email rewritten the way it should have been sent No, you know what I the most

I sometimes I catch myself a gardener like my normal civil You know civility is like not engage that day and like I went back and forth with somebody and I literally wrote like after the second or third one Because I said you know if you're gonna send an email looking for a job You should really like we have this information of the places and you should also really, I'm just letting you know, because you seem pretty young, you should really write a more formal well thought out letter that actually has full words and sentences in it. You know, just like, job, can I get one? What does it take?

Let me know, get at me. It's like, what do you fuck? Come on. You know, and then they came back and said, well, you know, they always come back and say the same thing like that they're not really, either everybody's dyslexic. That's the first thing they came back and said, well, you know, they always come back and say the same thing like that they're not really Either everybody's dyslexic. That's the first thing they go back and forth Or they're just like I'm just not really into writing. It's like I don't know what that means like they're not That's not they're too good for writing and I they said well, what's it gonna take? It's like you can you just give me an answer? I said I really think your best shot

Honestly is to try this again and your best hope is I don't remember this exchange So it's probably better to stop talking now. It's like, start over fresh. Take what I've told you and like come back in like a year and hopefully, hopefully I will forget when we ever talk to each other. Change your name, get any email address. I thought there was a very honest answer and I told that person,

because I thought I know somebody could possibly take that email and republish it somewhere. But it's like, I was being totally honest. It's like your best bet is that the next time we talk that I don't remember we had this exchange. That's how bad this is. It's the people who just write in one giant paragraph, no spacing, no anything.

It's just like a clump of text. I was like, I can't even read that. Here's what's crazy about it. Is that Barbara, there's a little bit of a difference in our age, a little bit. So when I was in school, I did not, up and through like later in high school, I did not have an email address

until very late in high school, very early not have an email address until very late in high school, very early in college. I could still fucking write, and I do, there was no occasion for me to write. I mean, then we were always on the phone, talking to each other. I never wrote anything, and I could write. Now, with the internet,

most people's communication is written. Like people tweet constantly, they write emails, they make Facebook status updates, they're texting constantly, but somehow doing it more people can't write. I never thought about it that way. That's really peculiar. Why is that? It's because they've gotten lazy, they're doing like internet speak. Or it's like short-hand, everything is done as quickly as possible.

You don't learn how to spell properly because you're like, where are you going? Like, spelt completely wrong, letters and numbers. The one that always in my fucking red flag is always when people spell the word because COS I don't understand that cause my I don't want to do that. Everything is wood of As technology is gone on and phones have become smaller your gesture for a phone hasn't People are on the phones I saw your gesture for a phone hasn't people on the phone so i thought i saw a thread uh... or post on red it earlier getting even me like that was in the phone

uh... every time gavin in text or uh... uh... phone of a dial and he gets the ring i know every time it's the same thing what we say i thought post on Reddit earlier, this guy said that his brother just got out of prison after being in prison for 10 years and that his comment on people was, everyone is weird now. Everyone is weird as hell now. He went to prison before some art phones and now he comes out and this is the landscape for him. Yeah. Look at that. That's a weird thing right there. Right. Everyone is like looking

down, engaged in this little device in front of them Not actually looking around any high school or college. That's what it looks like outside when people are walking around It's everybody's just constantly in their phone The crazy thing is when you're out at a Like a club. I mean, it's just like Everyone's there doing that or dinner with a bunch of people everyone's in their phone Yeah, so you all went out together. Yeah, and you're like who do they talking to? in their phone, like you all went out together. Yeah.

Who are they talking to? You're all your friends here. You're the person. Also, I think since phones, people, the human race, as a whole, has crusty anuses. Go ahead, because they just sit on the toilet after they've done pooing for too long. They're usually, because they're just on their phones.

No, you don't, what? Do you think that leads to crusty anus? Flabby people don't wipe quick enough, and it gets crusty. Nah, he's probably wet wipes. That's why they sell so well now. The sales of wet wipes are going through the roof. That's an interesting theory. Man phones.

crusty or anuses. Yeah, like the anal hygiene isn't what it was. So this might be the weirdest way to lead in this conversation, but I found a new iPhone game that I like a lot. I was going to talk about it on a patch on Wednesday. So, am I gonna be on the patch on Wednesday? Oh, shit, I gotta figure that out. Yeah.

So have you played three yet? I've heard of it, I haven't. You would like three, because it's basically math. It's like rapid fight, not really math, not really. But it kind of is, it's like a little basic, like adding the same pairs over and over again But it's just like an OCD like matching things and making them line up and it's a lot of fun. It sounds And I could sit here for five minutes and explain it perfectly and you still would understand it

I see lots of articles about it. It seems like it's something that's really popular It's fun. Someone was telling me about it recently. I forget who it was telling me I should check it out a lot of these I foot that's it right there So basically you like, you gotta, it's called threes because you have red tiles and blue tiles and those are ones and twos. And you combine those to make threes and then you have to match all those pairs together.

That's aligned perfectly some, or like chronologically, you're everywhere to say it. You'll never get it like that, ever. Usually like a whole board of those, you're trying to like shift things around. Remember those old school looks. You can do it numerically. You can do it numerically, thank you. You chronologically. I'm looking at it and you're trying to like shift things around remember those old school look numerically thank you you chronologically I'm looking at it and you're talking about it and explaining it the numbers in order

in time except to rearrange them so they're in order I have no idea what they're right they must have invented numbers in order what you making like you wouldn't have invented 12 until you had 11 because you didn't need 12 what you saying that it came out was like well well, five, oh wait, wait less than this and more than this. No, no, zero, I'm dead, zeroes. A numbers must have been invented chronologically. They must have been.

Like 10 didn't exist until nine or nine and eight were there. Well, I think maybe five was the first number. You think so? Because they took out what he figures you have. Oh, maybe what's 10? Maybe they look at both at the same time maybe it was 11 was they would naked no because somebody said how many fingers do you have you say Well, let's find out. What's this what's I want? Listen to then I don't work the way through it It's one sounds like that

Well, nobody would ask how many of something do you have that would know numbers in place yet? Do you think there's so many numbers? Do you think there's a number that like we can express but has never been you yes ever I'm sure yeah Like I mean like not not a crazy like over the top like you mean something to something to the 23rd power that kind of thing Well a computer has had every number right has it a human has not said every number I agree Why don't you the person saying to us one time that less than 1% of the world has been seen by human eyes? Do you do you told us that on the podcast? I remember this somebody came armed with that and I think we were all strongly against it. Yeah, what does that mean? Means it may was Jack that less than 1% of the earth surface has been seen by human eyes. I remember this

I got really angry. Oh, maybe less than 5%. But it was still like astronomically below. Just, there was a thing about the sheer volume of space on the surface of the earth. Less than, listen, I'm, I'm, I'm, it was Joel. It was Joel. I remember this. It was fucking Joel. All right. So this is something that, did you guys see there was a reddit thread? Last week, we're total biscuit, who's another YouTube gamer guy Hey, my Amazon package chip just won't let anybody know He he talked about what it's like to interface With an audience on a grand scale And he like went in like what it's like what his day is like reading comments what that does to him and all the stuff and people are Reading his account of it wasn't at all shocking to me.

It seemed like someone who was kind of newer to the process to me like he had or he was working so low still so he didn't have like group people. So what was it? I haven't read it. What is his overall feeling? It was huge. You got to go back. He's kind of a verbose dude. So what's the summary? Like he doesn't like the he gets a lot of anxiety yet he can't stop reading the comments. And then when he reads certain comments like that he doesn't care about his audience that just drives him even more mental because he all he does is sit around and like and it's affecting his Health it's affecting his weight. I got the feeling that he was saying but uh, then people are asking like well What do you guys think about this and first of all? I honestly?

I mean I I'd be happy to share my honest opinions of like dealing with people I think we do that a lot in the podcast of what that's like and it's it's always an individual experience anyway Like it's there's no such like that that's the post that you made on red it's a fucking novel But it's worth the read I'm going to go with this and I forgot where the fuck I was going with it So I engaged in something like this the other day where um I'm gonna be careful in the podcast and the clearest example I can give of This kind of thing the way it goes down for us is I did something really dumb is that I I'm going to be careful in the podcast and the clearest example I can give of this kind

of thing the way it goes down for us is I did something really dumb as that I engaged in a straw man argument on the podcast and we just did it again where we were talking about somebody else coming on here and telling a dumb story about when we seen five percent of the earth. Right after the Super Bowl, I was reading a bunch of posts and I had a guy in particular when I posted something about the Super Bowl he goes, yeah well well American football players were pads and their their pussies and I came on and I said that I was told that American football players were pads and their pussies and I was explaining why the pads allow you to hit harder Well because the internet large doesn't hear the first part of that and I'm like talking about someone in theory to them

They just think I'm coming out of like left field and saying that I think rugby players are pieces of shit and are not athletes or something. You know someone's gonna start listening to podcast right now. Yeah, I know, right? So it's like, so I had like a whole week of people saying how hard it is to play rugby. I said, I never, I didn't, never said it wasn't

hard to play rugby. We all acknowledge it was a very tough sport. Yeah, yeah. You think that same discussion. Yeah, the toughest. And it was just a thing of like just how hard that you're Allowed to hit because you have pads and just psychologically you can fucking hurtle yourself at somebody else And they're like well, they stop every two minutes or you know every 30 seconds

And I was like we said that too, you know, but it was weird that was a kind of a thing It's like sometimes it's like I even after all this time of being in front of an audience I will do dumb things like walk myself in this situations like that Yeah, but that's not even that bad. No, it's no. It's not but it's like I know better than that I know we're doing it long enough. Yeah, yeah I mean you could if that was affecting you can just not read the internet for a while No, it's true But he was saying that he could not read it

But that's a very small scale apparently according to what he's dealing with I can I can if you guys want to talk about something else again pull some snippets from this thing Well here. I'm gonna read this while you pull those snippets out So I definitely do want to talk about it. Can I read you a breath recipe for homemade mayonnaise? No, please don't one large egg yolk Room temperature. I don't know why that's important. It's actually really important. Is it yeah one eighth a teaspoon of salt One tablespoon of lemon juice three quarters quarters of cup of vegetable oil. That's it.

If it's an egg yolk and vegetable oil. If it's not room temperature, like if it's too cold, when it's emulsifying, when you mix it all together, it doesn't properly combine and it just gets all clumpy and gruel. How does it get white? I think it's from the reaction of the egg white and the lemon juice. It's egg white, not yolk. Oh egg yolk, I'm sorry, maybe it's the the reaction of the egg white and the lemon juice. Oh, so it's egg white, not yolk. Oh, egg yolk. I'm sorry, maybe it's the vegetable on the... I think it's also the incorporation of the air.

I think if you make it at home, it definitely has a more yellow tinge. Because oil is yellow and yolk is yellow. It's more yellowish when you make it at home. That. All right, here I'm going to read this, for real now. I wonder why everyone in this episode of the Rich Teeth Podcast is brought to you by Hulu Plus. You've probably tried Hulu.com, Hulu Plus is so much more. With Hulu Plus, you can watch your favorite shows anytime, anywhere.

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ad read as soon as i started reading it i was like this is gonna happen this is absolutely gonna happen i should have done this before i opened my big fat mouth but then it would have been this podcast oh man do you have any snippets there you know i can't find anything you know they had it up there i can't find a thing So burns yeah, what's up? We did vines For Valentine we did vines valon vines and we lost one we lost one now that is not the first time we've lost a vine That's just the first time we pre-shot vine that is the first time we've ever pre-shot them because the app allows us to save vines now

Yeah, and I think I can have a really sneaking suspicion and sent my fucked up I have I feel guilty about it because you guys were often joining your Valentine's Day. I feel guilty about it. I think it was you. It sucks. You think it was. Yeah. It's funny. It's funny. It's not funny. But you were almost late to the patch last week because you were filming those vines. It's true. And the one you lost is the reason you were almost late. I know it's covered in blood. I don't want to give it a while. I think boiler. I think we can. I think we can. I think we can get it back. If you let me plug your phone into my crazy

app, I'm gonna salvage it. We could just re-create it. You want to see all those newt's too? You know, I'm not letting you save from my name. He gave me his phone earlier, so I could check. He was like, yeah, you can have a thought. But don't scroll too far up in camera. All right. Just stay. Like, don't camera. All right, just stay Stay in the bottom third just a regular amount Don't go crazy scrolling. I got nothing out here. I've never do that I'm gonna have to have having this thing around me all the time just because it's a there's a camera on every side of this thing Basically, yeah, and it's just broadcasting the world at all points in time Well, there was that story about how the federal government was

casting the world at all points in time. Well, there was that story about how the federal government was spying on, well, not only civilians, but they were spying on mobsters. Or guys trying. Right. And even if they had their phones turned off, as long as the battery was still on it, they could still hear through those phones. Because they see through the, this is pre iPhone. So it's back when it was just like flip phones.

So the guys had other phones on the table, they just turned them on. It's like they're carrying out a bugging device for the government basically Yeah, it's like the only way they could they could fight that was to physically pull the battery and separate it away from the phone You can't do that now you fucking batteries in there. I I've heard to from people that they can activate those Services you have in newer cars where if you can call like roadside services and stuff like that you just turn those mics on like people in the call centers can just turn those on and listen make sense to cars just don't do anything illegal the world is fine if you're good you always fucking say that it's fine I can't

have someone listen to you you pitch to fit when one of your pictures got leaked I didn't I don't your Facebook he actually didn't I didn't care to everyone's everyone came busting into my office like did you see what happened last night on the internet I was like I can I put a picture up on Facebook it went everywhere I don't like that came to me that like gag I haven't really upset no everyone's talking everyone came up to the next day I'm sorry to just like I really can't I put it on Facebook tons of people now that being said is you and I did talk about it and I said hey, I heard I heard one of your Facebook photos got leaked you go. Yeah, it was posted for friends good to know who your friends are

Like this was like a list of like you're gonna be like cutting people off after this. I deleted a bunch of friends though Did you yeah? Like people who I only know on the internet and not in real life maybe four or five of them Got read Just like what's the longest I've ever known anybody Like people who I only know on the internet and not in real life, maybe four or five of them. Got rid. I don't think what's the longest I've ever known anybody before I met them. Like the longest amount of time. Can't imagine. I'm not a place I'm in the site. I would imagine.

Yeah. Imagine that's gotta be it. I'm not getting for almost 10 years at this point. Hey, high five. Really? Yeah. Have I known you 10 years? I haven't met him before you.

I met you at RBTO 05. Yeah, so nine years. Yeah damn. That's crazy I don't know if I'm count, but I Wrote Richard Gary at when I was a kid and then I was then he was on the podcast. Yeah, like 20 years later I met someone recently. I think you were there. I met one of the first people I ever emailed In the games industry. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we had that meeting a couple weeks ago. I was like, I emailed you. I was like, I know you don't remember this, but in 1995, I sent you an email about this.

He's like, oh, really? I was like, yes. I was like, I can't believe I'm actually sitting here shaking your hand. Well, the story that always is crazy to me is scene anters. How he came to the Richie's office as like a prize. And now he would win contests. Yeah.

That's it. That's the thing what he's doing. If I recall the story correctly the way he told to me is he came, I met him at a machinima party when he was still with machinimis not there anymore They did some party at the W in L.A. And I met him there and I said oh everyone receives a huge fan of your channel You know we see your stuff love your stuff and he's like this and I'm like well how do you guys you don't remember? Do you I'm sorry? Have we met before because that kind of thing happens from time to time? I said I'm really sorry have we met before he said I came to your office

before he said that kind of thing happens from time to time. I said, I'm really sorry, have we met before? He said, I came to your office like four years ago because I went to contest and part of the prize was to spend a day in the Rushi Thoffices. And this is what apparently he did. He said, Jeffrey remembered this, that he came there with his girlfriend and there was this guy who came and spent a day with us.

I remember his girlfriend. And he would always say, he talked to him about how he'd always enter a contest because there's always tons of contests and Like over across all the contests that are ever put out there not many people enter You know all of them on average so you can win quite a few and you win like a contest every couple of months and he won this one I forget what it was even for and Yeah, he came and he sat in our office and if I recall the story correctly that he sat in their day

Watches to you. We should have watched us do some achievement under stuff and that he left the office of songs girlfriend goes That seems like fun and so he did that and had a huge YouTube channel and started off from doing that Yeah, if I'm recalling the story quickly. I'll have to get the actual I remember I remember him coming I remember that day because we were all shocked Because the guy just showed up at the front door I was like, oh, I want to come to some here like what? I mean, we like looked it up like we were not we verified it. We like calls to be like, Oh, yeah, this is happening. Oh, okay It was at the congress office. Yeah

Yeah, he spent he spent a day walking around in fact There was a window of time when YouTube got big and we still viewed them as a competitor essentially So we didn't put new videos up on YouTube And so there was a there was a lag here. There were like two or three years before we started like, but you know, really investing in our channel, which was number four, non-music last year. And I remember Adam,

a scene enters was one of the biggest gaming channels on all of YouTube. Still is a huge presence. And you know, he's doing his own thing now. I know he's not with machine anymore, so. Anyway, we'll be right back. Hopefully we'll come to our GX's here. He's been at our GX. The last two years.

There's the last two years? Yeah. I think it would be really interesting to see a map of the top 100 YouTube channels. And you can pinpoint them on the earth. And I think it's really funny because you see where everyone is. Channel number seven is there. But if you go to Austin, Texas

You can see channel number what we like 18 or 20 or something What do you mean just top most subscribe channels most subscribe most viewed we were 11 last year number 11 across all channels All right, you were most viewed on most subscribe. I don't know subscribe nothing top. I think we're like 28 yeah, I just like the idea of zooming all the way into Austin, Texas and zooming all the way and even more to the point where you've got Rooster teeth I'm saying it's Jeff just for the sake of it and then slow my guys like six feet away from it in like different Hot because I live right in his backyard, but it's just be funny to see those two channels like so close I sound like yeah, they must be the closest to YouTube channels together

Yeah, there's a lot of people in LA that work together. Yeah office wise I guess. Yeah, like, residential. Freddie W is like a stone thrown away from nerdest. Yeah, you know, be interesting for the like some of that like Twitter followers and stuff like that too. It would be really interesting to map that stuff. Well you're I mean your office would be if you got a slow guy's office is here essentially right. I, this is where I made my videos now. Yeah, so now you'd be like, like, think and then right next to it. I don't know what it's, think and boom. Think and boom. Right there. But it's funny, because you still, it's interesting the way you said that. So you still consider, when you talk about

your YouTube channel, you think about your home. Just where everyone lives, basically. You think about where you live, right? That's interesting to me. I never thought about Rushi that way. Like, I never thought about, like, you know, when it was at my pals in my spare bedroom, I never thought about it as being like a home thing. I was just thinking of people, you know,

like, Yol Rusquitith, I'm so I'm a nice thing. Yeah. It's weird you wouldn't think of it as being your home because I sure thought of it as being your home, like, oh great, I'm gonna fucking get in my car and drive 45 fucking minutes to Bernie's house a map that I wanted to make was So when when Rishi first took off and we started to make money Gus and Jeff immediately went out and bought classic trucks What I did those fucking things broke down

One of the two of them the main purpose of those two classic trucks was to drive the other one to the other classic truck wherever it was broken down. That's most of the time that they spent a lot of things. Do you remember one time you and Jeff and maybe Matt had gone off you had flown somewhere, but for some reason I hadn't gone on the trip. And you all had come back, landed the Austin Airport and I was gonna go pick you up

and I was driving Jeff's fucking truck. And the thing Jeff didn't tell me about his truck at the time was that the gas gauged in work oh so you had no idea how much gas you had so i didn't know it i was like oh i've got half a day in gas i'm gonna drive from jeffs house down to pick them up at the airport pulled into the airport ran out of gas oh really yes i was texting you guys like hey i guess i'm out of gas i'm here you know i'm literally on the airport like you have to drive you know from 71 to get out there.

So I was like, oh shit. Well, this gas... You're like at the terminal? No, I could see the terminal, but I wasn't there. Oh shit. So it's like, it's like where you make the turn for long-term parking. So I was like, okay, I was like, I'll text them, I was like, I'm just gonna go get some gas, because there's some gas stations back that way. Well, you gotta buy it in a bottle.

Brown by like a fucking jug and everything. So I start walking out to the gas station, cop show up like fuck, they're like, you know what's going on? So like, oh, I just ran out of gas. I just need to go to the gas station. My friends are, you know, I just pick them up. So like, well, let's go take a look.

I just want you to make sure that everything's okay. So he comes over and you know, yep, you're out of gas. He's like, when can I have your license and your insurance? Like, what's my friends truck? Here's the insurance, here's my license. So he goes and he runs it. And he comes back and he's like, did you know your license is suspended, sir? Oh, shit!

And I was like, what? Yeah, your license is no good. You can't be driving that truck right now. Well, luckily I'm not. And I was like, oh, he's like, let's go get some gas for that truck so that it won't be stuck out here. So he goes, and let's heal Buriancups. Yeah, he takes me, I don't know why. He takes me to the gas station, I buy the jug, and you guys text me, you're like, we took

a cab, see ya. You still don't want to ditch me. That's what I was like, guys. I don't know. I'm like, I'm dealing with this cop. My license is suspended. I'm filling up the jug with gas. He takes me back up to the truck, and I gas in the tank and it still won't start.

And so he's like, we can't leave it out here. We have to push it into the parking lot. It's summer. We have to push this fucking truck into the parking lot. So we finally push it, we push it in a spot, stop it. And he looks at me and he goes, you're really lucky I didn't see you driving that truck. Otherwise, I'd be hauling you off here. He's like, like go walk over to the terminal get a cab and get out of here. I was like fine So he drives off and I'm like I bet the carburetor just needs some gas So I get some gas out of the cabs like a little bit lift I put on the carburetor and it starts right up and I drive off Wow, so why was your license bro? If he pulled you over That would have been a tense this moment of your life. You can pull it over. He's just walking up from his car to yours. He didn't walk down when he'd been like, yeah,

I'm like, it's starting. It's weird to say officer. I had time to both reinstate my license and fix the vehicle. I had parking tickets I'd never paid. Oh, so they suspended. So my license was suspended, but I didn't know that. It's funny. Oh, well, whoops. Live and learn. I still love it. The worst part to me was that you guys just fucking left me.

Dude, I was so sick of those trucks, but I went to have them. Just took off. I was so sick of them fucking just. It was even just truck. Even he took off. Even he didn't care. Now, that being said, that being said, I'm making fun of them, but they were very cool trucks. They really were very very cool that that truck

I had would be 50 years old now this year really would you do it? I sold it to some guy in a clean. Yeah Yeah, after I got married after I got married my wife hated the idea of that truck So she made a derivative. It's a it's a death trap. Those things are awful. Don't you still have a truck? Yeah, that you ever drive sometimes it gets driven like 100 miles a year you pick me up and it I've never seen this before yeah, I've got little trucks You can't seem like the truck kind of person. It's dinky. I've learned how to drive on in trucks

I don't know you're always gonna be in a prehistory No, I can see you in a Tesla. Yeah, what oh, that's that's what I'll upgrade to next. Yeah. Electric. I got pulled over. I got tickets finally. In a Tesla. Yeah. I was doing that. Driving a hippie car in a rest day. Fifteen to thirty five. And my 11 year old found the ticket. He's like, what's this? I said, I got a ticket. He goes, we speeding. I was like, yeah, he goes, how fast we going? I said, I was going to 15 to 35 he goes Ticket says you're going 45. I go to the cop knock five miles an hour off he goes you got lucky I'm like what is this like?

I'm standing in the kitchen. He's like hold on the ticket to me And I'm like and that every time we're the car. He's like how fast you go. I'm like please Jadie just leave alone you killing me. I just want to die He's always like grilling me about how fast I'm going. How could you not go fast in that car? Uh, it would be so difficult for me It's not so much to speed the car to acceleration is the so it's easy like they like whenever it's like I make I drive I think I drive worse in that car to be honest with you because I'd like I'll see like a little hole And I'm like how's it work because I have kids

No, I don't believe it has gears Gavin. I don't believe it does no it's a straight Acceleration so it's like the amount of acceleration basically that you have Coming off of the green light you have that same amount of acceleration like 50 you know It's a straight line if you floor it. Yes, it's your wheel or like going full speed right then is your wheel going full speed And the best way to think about like this is like think about a remote control car, right? When you hit up on the rear wheel control car before? Yeah, it does go like, it goes like that. I mean, it's like, it's not an engine, it's a motor, so it's just like electric goes straight

to it. It's just a, it's a different power curve to it. It's just like this, as opposed to like combustion engine which goes like that. You know. But that being said, the top speed of that car is not like... I don't, it's like, I'm not gonna get that thing up like 130, I don't think. You definitely got it up to 15 to 35. Yeah. I definitely got it up to 15 to 35.

Or 45. And then you knocked it down to 45. Could they power a plane with that technology? Could they power a plane with that technology with electric technology? Electric plane. Whatever guys, there's a little electric scooter. Like it's like a scooter that you push with your foot. You're paid in?

Yeah. And it's got a little electric motor. I fucking love that thing. That's awesome. I pull up to the office this morning. You were out there having a powwow with him. I'm investigating that thing. It's so funny watching him ride that thing.

He's happy about it too. He gets on it. It's like, it's like, it's so happy with the glasses. It goes like this. He goes, he grabs that grip and he goes He goes Just make any noise. I almost ran over Gavin the parking lights. I was this close. Oh, that yeah Your car is silent. It's because he he was sneaking up on me and then he was gonna beat right behind me

I was just creeped out. You drove through a puddle which I heard all I heard was something splashing through a puddle And there's a giant car in there. And then he beat, but it was not as effective. It was too late. Yeah, because they say that it's one of the, you drive a hybrid, so your car at low speeds will kick over to the electric engine. Yeah, I fucking hit it when there's people in the street. Yeah, because they'll hear it.

Yeah. And they'll step right in front of your car. It was a big problem for hybrids when they first came out. People were stepping off curbs right in front of electric cars. Is it just too quiet? In my neighborhood, I always look up and down the street before I step out. There are so many fucking pre-uses. I bet in the future they're going to add noise to the car for health and safety.

They're going to have a little speaker that goes, car, car, car, car, attention. About your car is that it beeps when it backs up but just for you I fucking yeah, that's the worst thing that's the worst thing about my car the beep is good for like a truck So you could actually know it's backing up like attention you you're good you're backing up your your backup cam is on and you are moving backwards So all the people who are much better at cars than me are saying So all the people who are much better at cars than me are saying, Tesla's have direct drive, which makes the torque really high. And the kids have something like, or the guy says something like,

something like 500 pounds of torque. By the way, I call it a kid online, I don't know why. Electric motors produce 100% of torque at all times, according to Thomas Hingle. T-Hingle, one, said that. The more you know, T-Hingle, T-Hingle, T-Hingle, underscore, single one. I was going through my middle school yearbook the other day. one said that. The more you know. T-hingo. T-hunger score. T-hingo one.

I was going to do my middle school yearbook the other day. There was somebody in my middle school, her name was, I say it in the first name is Monica. I don't remember her first name, because her last name was queer. Monica queer. That would be a tough name. That would be a tough name to go through middle school with.

Yeah. Queer. You thought you changed it. Jordan Sweeers, who works for us, never thought about it. I must be like too old now to be in that like immediately make fun of someone's name. Like, do when you hear somebody's name, you immediately turn into like a punter or like a some kind of like cat call or something like that. Yeah, but I never figured out that his name could be said queers. And he get he got like tortured in high school. He said that he got recognized the other

day by someone running the Austin marathon. I guess he was at me. He rents a house that apparently was like near the trail for it. Yeah he'd like he lives right by where the Austin marathon runs and he couldn't drive his car because the marathon was right there so he walked to a convenience store down the street and as he was walking back up like he was trying to cross because there were so many marathon runners that he was like in the street trying to get by and one of the runners was like oh hey what's up Jordan and he's kept running by going down his way on the

marathon but I used to live my old house I rented was on the marathon route as well and I fucking hated the marathons because you'd be asleep then like seven in the morning on the Saturday or Sunday you start hearing a cowbell you're like oh shit what's today then you hear like the one solo person going woo oh god damn it it's like it's like seven a.m. oh my god yeah I drove downtown during that day and like all of Congress was blocked off and I'm just like oh nice to live in suburbia it was lawnmowers man can't imagine it being on my road 7 a.m. Saturday morning I'm surprised you living in the suburbs that there wasn't an HOA ordinance about hours that are acceptable for lawnmower use

Yeah, it's 7 a.m. within the 7 a.m. Yeah, it would seem more than 7 a.m. I learned that the time that construction can start with permanent construction jobs in the city of Austin is 7 a.m. What? That's way too early. Yeah, so... On the weekends too? Oh yeah, anytime. 7 a.m. We, we, one of our neighbors has been renovating their house for the past couple of months. That's the worst. Yeah, at 7.30 on the dot every day is when they start the hammering. I think they give us like the extra 30 minutes as a concession, as to be nice,

but it's literally at 730 on the dot. WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM, W grandparents place in the middle of nowhere. There was like another house like half a mile away, but that'd be stunt planes going Oh my god. That'd be a horse walkin' by or kids on a trampoline somewhere. It is always been a dream of mine To get my private pilot's license Have a plane get in and just fly by myself through the air. That would be awesome Every time we film I'm like you fucking planes. Yeah, it's like you dumbass get out of the guy because if this is stump playing You're looking up. It's like you're not going anywhere. It's like And he's just like a loop the lead from that he comes back around and I'm like go somewhere Where are you going? You knowing brick?

So I get on a mirror and just like start blinding the day Yeah, the amount of times I hear hold for playing when we're on a shoot is like yeah. I mean, it was I was looking at the flight path. In fact, where we're moving is perfect because they decommissioned the old airport and turned all the hangars into movie studios and film studios and that's where we're moving the city of all the we're moving the city of Austin property, which is like if you had to pick a place where there's no planes flying over to the old airport, like that's probably the safest place to go. Unless they established a flight path and then they just keep them from the airport. But I can't imagine they would do that. They would suck when they build an

airport and you get a flight path right over in your fucking place where you live. Right. They'd be horrifying. The call centers were used to work. They're like half a mile from the airport. I don't know how they deal with that. That would drive me crazy. Yeah, that's absolutely awful. We were looking at a place once, another control site to move to, and you had your father

the world on, and you saw the flight path was literally right next to that. I was defending now my use of having it on a plane, and using it on a plane. That was free by the way yesterday. Anybody can download that for free. That's helpful information now. It's also gonna be too late when this comes out for most people. So you know how, if you're watching this on YouTube, it was a week ago yesterday.

Noise canceling headphones, right? They have a mic on the outside, and they listen, and then they counteract that sound. It makes no sense to me. It's just more noise, right? Well, it's like sound waves, and then it does sound waves and then it's just

It's like to wave work as each other out. Yeah But can you do that on a big scale like could you put down a mic in the middle of a field? Where there's playing some shit and there's a little sound waves coming in and it and then there's a huge speaker that just bloss out Anti-sound could you have a peaceful? But what if you have people how great would it be to have that pointed at people and all of a sudden? But what if you have people how great would it be to have that pointed at people and all of a sudden Something's I'll still get you and then like it's like a mute. Yeah, yeah, you know like a mute for a person that we made I think a sort of Episodial salt the parents. I think I was like a 90s Crime show where they had that or something really useful. I think it's good bugs. You have bugs probably not

No, I've never heard of bugs Or that fucking video game you talked about last week. Wasn't this? Yeah, so last week also was talking about planes. After we left the podcast remember we thought we saw a helicopter. On the back of it of a truck. Yeah, we saw a car towing a helicopter what we thought was a helicopter up 35. It was like a Buick. It was towing.

It was ahead of us. We had to haul us. We had to catch up to it. It was a Buick hauling an ultra light. No. Up 35. Yeah. Which I've never catch up to it. It was a Buick hauling an ultra light. Oh Up 35. Yeah, which I've never heard of but you said was a it's like a helicopter made out of canvas. It's a plane. You know a canvas. It's where rich people go and die very good Very good friend of mine his dad died when we were in high school 17 You know the guy you know the guy he died when he was they should just make the outside of them look like a coffin the the villain

Who was supporting the crusher also died in one of those. Oh, was it an ultra light? Yeah. When he said villain, it was actually a guy. So where I lived in Buda, we used to be Ranchland. And, in fact, they just put on Reddit, they put these little pig meatier called Dick Dicks, they're African pig. Remember these things?

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What, there's a little dictic. I mean, there's like, in a massive herd of these things, they're super cute, but, uh, that's what it is. The men's eating in your front yard, those things run around you. Is male called a dick dick with dick it's called a a dick duck because you see someone trying to tackle a pony outside of the other day you was a weird thing we were driving back from lunch he didn't finish a story you come up go ahead so he carved out the range lane to build these houses then there was like one half the range lane they used for that. Then after all the houses were built up and these were nice houses. I mean it was like, I had like five acres and I didn't have clothes in the nice house in the neighborhood.

There's a lot of people built some nice plays out there. Then after the houses were built, he took the other half of the range land, literally right next to the place, and built a gravel plant and hot as fault factory. It was like, are you a fucking lunatic? It's like, every, like half the people that own house in this, we're all lawyers or professionals. And the guy, he was a huge lawsuit. It lasted for fucking ever.

And in the middle of it, the guy erected a plane and died. And then it just all went away. Yeah, he crashed an ultra-light. Yeah. And that's why I said it was a villain. Because if you, whenever we would go down there to work on red versus blue stuff, there were all these signs up that the people protesting it had created that said stop the crusher

Stop the crusher and we're not to say that the crusher sounded like a villain. It was like people were like We're like trying to get a superhero to stop the crusher from destroying their houses I mean, there was some people was like hey We're gonna sell your house that people like a a lot of people were sinking the retirement money, building these houses out there on this land. Like they'd have like 10 acres. He'd sell on the land, they'd build their house. And then he'd be like, oh yeah, like two years later, he's like,

we're just gonna do some dynamite blasting about half a mile from our house. Not worry about it. You know what I mean? It was crazy. It was one of the weirdest things ever. Oh, there's an ultra light. Yeah. So, coming back from lunch the other day, we were driving here down the street and there was an ambulance like pulled off to the side blocking access to one of the streets.

And its lights were on as it and I said, oh, looks like something's going on here. So we had to slow down to kind of get around it because it was blocking the street a little bit. And as we were pulling around the ambulance, this SWAT officer, like in full body armor, carrying his rifle, like came running around the side of the ambulance. And if you look down the street, they had their like, tactical, whatever vehicle there, like their armor plated vehicle, and there were SWAT officers running everywhere up and down the street. We're like, oh shit, something's going on. It's literally like the next block over. And then as we're driving past, everyone in the car is looking out down the street at the Swap standoff whatever's going on and I'm still driving and then to the left here on the left side of the street

There's a car pulled over and I see a woman get out of the passenger side of the car and like she's running after this horse That's next to the apartment complex over here and she tackles it like she jumps at it and like grabs it around the neck and it's like trying to Oh my god. I'm gonna fall down to the ground. What the fuck badass. What the fuck is going on over here? And then the questions are those related or those related and if not what the fuck is going on Those two events are happening at the same time literally across the street from each other And why would you need a swap team? The swap team is looking over here for something's a woman's fucking tackling a horse over here.

And they're both like oblivious to each other. Think about how the SWAT guy feels. He's like running up to this major catastrophe and then just sees some other woman tackling a horse. He's like, what is happening? What happens to the planet? It wasn't even like a full-size real horse. It was like a Shetland pony.

Yeah, I've seen that pony run around. Was it orange? No, it was like brownish. Okay, nevermind. You see my pony run? Down the've seen that pony line around. No, it's like brownish. Okay, never mind. You know down down slaughter Like right before Brody is there's that white fence on the north side like it's some kind of In Texas, I'm like these ranch houses where they've lots of land and the city grows around them Yeah, and they just are like the one of the last like private properties to give it up basically See occasionally there's one of those that's a down slaughter. They have a herd of St. Bernard's

They got like eight St. Bernard's you ever seen them no, and they come up next to the fence sometime It's really weird to see like a pack of St. Bernard's Yeah, yeah, it's just it's written for like the Taco Bell that the booze around that No, they know the barrels They're not like they can get one with each no banks or anything like that Okay, well, I just want to show that there's not much of this truck me is really funny like that. Okay, well, there's something I want to show though, there's something I want to show to this truck me is really funny. Patrick, get that photo that I put up, they released the first still image from Guardians of the Galaxy. I did see you know what I think about.

I, you, on episode recently that you missed Jack's set in that chair and tried to, I'm a Guardians of the Galaxy. I tried to tell me why Rocket Raccoon was awesome. And I said, this sounds like the dumbest fucking thing in the world. Here's the picture. This is the still, they release exclusive photo. I think it was for USA Day. This is Garza Galsi. I took one look at this photo. You know what that photo is? That is a photo of how my mother described every video game ever.

If my mother described a video game, that would be a picture of it. It's like, there's a man on a spaceship, and there's a talking fox and a lady who's green That's exactly what I'm gonna say. I saw that and I was like oh my god It looks like a low rent remake of a far escape. What is that? What is that? That was rocket recoon the time him the the raccoon with a fucking rocket launcher So who are the other super is that? Shit man and girl and guy was it? Oh, Antman. Yeah, is that man in a guy who is a man and a girl and guy was it

at man yeah is that man in that picture is that man in that picture no I am is not that not not what is that he's very very small that man look like a man I can know is any one of the guardies of the galaxy jack said so oh well maybe I said corrected he at man might you know he's he's a man but he's who he's the lead dude who is like Chris Pratt play is he playing Hank Pim is a Ant-man is Paul Rudd Paul Rudd? No, no, so there's that Ant-man movie coming out that's got Paul Rudd and it's Edgar Wright directing it that I think might be two different things

I don't think Ant-man is in the Garden's Galaxy Ant-man's an Avenger He's also John he's also giant man if I could choose an animal from planet Earth He's pretty he's all over the place now. Why if I could choose an animal from planet earth He's pretty he's all over the place now as well. If I could choose an animal from the earth to protect the galaxy It wouldn't be an ant That'd be the last thing. I would you get smaller you mess up so At man is it oh I learned that the vision is gonna be in the new Avengers movie and that makes you fucking happy It's can be the vision the vision. He's a he's a giant paraglosses. No He's an android who can walk through walls basically why is it called division?

Because he's like a specter kind of a thing so When you do math because it helps with division, but is it man a guardian? So ant man is not listed in the cast of guardians of the galaxy. No, I don't think no There's somebody's getting mixed up. There's a man moving on pole starlar rocket raccoon. Yeah group Gamora and Ronan the accuser Nebula the collector Corath the person Yondu

Romanday tracks the district. I can't read this okay the accuser Jack never people are saying Jack never said a man was the guards. Yeah, he said he's an adventure He was giant giant man He's in like the the revision de ventures, which is kind of like what the movies are now. His wife was also like the wasp. I mean, I zoned out. Yeah, I was kind of.

Yeah, totally. But, but, Guardians of the Galaxy is, there's probably a people who are like, I can't believe you would go after Guardians of the Galaxy. It's not what I consider to be a primary franchise and not something, comic movies are doing so well now.

Don't fucking rock the boat. Let's hit all the heavy ones first and then we go to the fucking crazy obscure cult comics like Guardians of the Galaxy. Like I don't wanna see a ROM, the Space Night movie because there's gonna be a massive flop that derails the whole comic movie thing. It's gonna happen, you know? It's like when we start making video game movies. Let's make bio shock

Let's make Halo. Let's make a Call of Duty movie whatever that would be You know, let's make all those okay before we start making like the Viva Pignata movie and stuff Even though I love Viva Pignata It's you know, it's that way for the FES movie There we go. There we go. Down on the pale movie. Yeah, watch What's the one that everyone loves so much. Gone home. You know?

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