Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #259

Episode Date: February 25, 2014

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of literature including fiction, nonfiction, and periodicals. For free audio book of your choice go to audible dot com slash rooster team. Audible dot com slash rooster team. Hey, hey, hey, hey live from Austin, Texas as always Alcerola Gavin Jack I am Bernie Burns. I got them. I'm close to Hey, we're ready. We've only been saying like out of you time. I'm fully distracted by our sponsor minecraft server. Jack wanted to see the both of you want to see something. Yeah, the sponsors have built out. It's it's not they built the altar of pimps. They recreated the entire pimps on the server on the PC. What's inside it? I don't know. Candy chocolate. You got to go to Australia to find out. Yeah. Yeah, oh, what is it they got like stairs on it? Yeah, oh, that's cool. What can you improve? That's a much cooler looking top all for the podcast. We're watching Bernie play Not even like a let's but you can't even see what you know

No, no, you're just gonna see the back of laptop. That's what let's watch That's what like 90% of all its plays are anyways is bad footage of someone's computer and then talking better than that Give yourself a little I don't think we're in the 10% very much Gavin Gavin Editsome there top notch we try to say jack now i'm saying yours are good lost it you know what actually Jeff and i have just started working on episode 100 of Minecraft really one hundred to start working on it what capacity uh we do in the film what we know what we're going to do they've discussed it over beers beers. We've had a few beds. We've discussed it We're gonna stop building it. That was right. Yeah

How else you have a discussion? Make it hammered and start. Yeah, Minecraft. We filmed a pretty good Minecraft today We've got though when coming out this week or this Friday is a little bit rough What constitutes a rough? It's one where we thought something was going to happen and the polar opposite happened And it was a lot less drama than we thought it was going to be it was one where we thought something was gonna happen in the polar opposite happened And it was a lot less drama than we thought it was gonna be it was an untested idea It's about again 90% of all again over beers That's the ideas they don't they do not always pan out. That's what was last time you played Minecraft It's been a little odd been like a month maybe are you big PC Minecraft game?

I I owned it on PC, but I mainly play on the Xbox. Yeah. I cranked up my PC version to try to get on the sponsor server that Bernie is doing, but it was full every time. I started to get on, but then Bernie, I guess, gave me off status, so I can jump on now and just keep somebody off. We also had to up the limit to 60 people all the time. We have a unique version. I think I talked about it in the past. We have a unique version. I think it's about in the patch. We have a unique version of the server where, not unique, but it's hardcore mode. So when somebody dies on the server, it just kicks in from the server and bans them.

So you're done. So everybody gets only one life. Nice. And I think over the course of the weekend, some like 800 people were banned. The server. So we reset the server today. Somebody died in 30 seconds.

How did he die? Did somebody died in 30 seconds. How did he die? Did you know in 30 seconds? Somebody killed. Okay. Yeah. He got a half seconds. I was like, hungry money.

Yeah, or like somebody go and go, hey, look a ravine. And then you'll see like, just a few days later, fell to their death. So can you get stats of like, if it was a player kill or if it was a world kill? People have made graveyards that that have somebody's job when somebody dies everyone the server goes oh rest and they all go put up a sign in the graveyard of how they die. What you should do is get a player, get him super high, leave him there, put him in visible

so nobody can touch him. And just do like a month long time lapse of what the world looks like. I mean like ants ruining a caucus. How do you, so I've always used fraps to record gameplay footage on a PC but what are you using on a Mac? Cuz you can you can use a quick time player. It's built in built in it does It sucks, though. It's like 15 frames a second piece of crap. Really? Yeah, it's awful. There's another

Program I've used pro X. Yeah, that's it snaps pro X snaps pro X. Okay. I'll take I think it's I'm not with a Z as I think it is. Of course it is. It's pro. It's pro. It's prox. I mean, if you want to get crazy with it, you could run in into an algato and then like dual screen into an algato. I want to get crazy with it. Oh yeah, I'm down to take it easy.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You got to be in a betcha. I'm just a little tick. Also, I had a fucking Joe the cat on the server, a little orange Joe the cat. Somebody killed him like two seconds in. Oh. That dude got fucking lightning.

That dude is getting a fucking metal. You know, you want to keep a clean server. What's it? Just want that cat for everywhere. So can you just fly around and strike people with lightning? I can. That's the reason. You can kill the creepers.

I just started doing it. Every time I see a creeper, I supercharge it. We've had awesome. Then I draw it in a town. The golden snow. We have like a golden snitch in our Minecraft videos where if for whatever reason you could kill a got a super creeper, super charge creeper you win the let's play no matter what it is. Super rare. We've never seen one. I don't I'm not even convinced they're on Xbox. We

seen lightning I think once or twice but we've never seen a super charge creeper. I think lightning set the the wool sheep on fire. I think I think I've seen a zombie pig man like lightning struck a pig one time in the overworld but I haven't seen it. Well if you see a zombie pig man like lighting struck a pig one time Yeah, in the overworld, but I haven't seen it if you see a zombie pig went in the over chances are that's how I Yeah, unless you had an egg. No, are you serious because I have trouble all the time Whatever I build cover look what kind of the Minecraft podcast? Every time I make a portal like I just zombie pigmen just make their way through it just you then go through portals Yeah, they just like I'm just hanging out. Why play all PC by the way? So I don't think I've ever played I don't have a single achievement in Minecraft 360

So you're about a year and a half ahead of the Xbox version basically Well, I never I like I had stopped playing by the time it came out the 360 me too Remember we're trying to convince people to play it. We're like you should play cameras I mean we just got trading on the Xbox or we're getting trading on the Xbox 360 version. Amaroids and stuff. Oh, yeah, that's fucking nobody cares Trading I mean it was you mean the villagers. Yeah, I'm excited about it. All right. Oh, are you really well? It means that we can make it like a play about it Right you gotta walk our village or ever gets Villagers and the rhinos murder all of them Yeah, they make noise

We think on the Xbox version where you went into the nether and sort of village It like trapped in the wall in the nether. Do you remember that? That was that mean maybe not I don't know I don't know if it was right maybe it was right, but you sound like easily confused Man, well, I mean that is gonna be an enormous miles. I just say long Minecraft. Let's play 100 I say lawless and well back I hate about these fucking cushions that we sit on? Yeah.

They're stuffed with feathers. Never, whatever you're gonna say is never happening. Every now and then you're holding. The little Pokey-in sticks out and you're just like scratching against it the whole time. You have to pull a fucking feather out of your goddamn cushion. It's a feather, a feather-shut. It's a black feather. It's a feather.

It's a feather. It's a feather. It's a feather. It's a feather. It's a feather. It's a feather. It's a feather. It's a feather. It's a feather. It's a feather. Define right there. You just say feathers on black. What I've never seen I've never seen a stuffed anything that they use black feathers What does it matter what color it is? Yeah, well actually black feathers it seems strange to me It's cheaper to to buy black feathers and white ones supposedly. What is that?

Well, it's like if you buy wool from a white sheep Sorry, you want that? You want the idea that you buy in the wolf and the sheep? No, give me your wall But a farmer can sell white wool for quite a lot but black will nobody wants it so these are just a stuff crap I imagine it's the same with feathers Well white wool is cheaper because I guess white wool isn't cheaper white was black wool is more expensive No black wool nobody wants it. It's you can't sell it for much. So it's less To the farmer is worth less

Everyone yeah, but he charge more what was I say? I think I messed that up cuz I said white wall is more expensive because I guess it's the basis for like you can die Everything and make it that color like in Minecraft like in Minecraft Supposedly you can't die your hair gray Minecraft. We have everything. I suppose you can't die your head gray. Oh, that's true. Because we when we went down to Australia, that's true. It's listen, when we went down to Australia, the first time there was this trend in Melbourne, and it was really hot where girls had silver hair. They had dyed their hair silver. I have from what I've heard, you could only get silvery gray hair if you dye it lavender first and let it fade completely.

Really? Yeah. See, whatever. Well, I can say there was a lavender touch to most of their hair But the crazy thing is like all the trend of girls having pink hair You have to bleach it like solid white and then die it pink from there doesn't sound like it's good That sounds like you might be bad for your hair sounds like you've shaved your head off to yeah Would you ever die your hair? Yeah, would I die it? Yeah Griffin died my hair once. Yeah. She died the back black and the front blonde cut it into a hawk mullet. It did not look good. If you actually if you watch the video where Shannon is putting you in a box. Yeah. At the last episode of the season season one of shorts. I have that haircut. I was there there for that that shot Yeah, I've just sat on Jeff's head. I know don't bring that on

I did I thought it was gonna be funny. Yeah, you screwed with that. Yeah, I said Jack who's no one I want the Black like legs up Jeff was so So man, God understandably yeah, I could have crushed him and killed him I did crush him. I just didn't kill him. You could have killed him. I could have killed him. I just didn't kill him. Not that time. It was really funny, though. It was not funny.

Everyone was only the only one who said it was funny. You can see on your face, you immediately regret what you're doing. Like, as you're following, like, oh, this is not like, when you catch yourself, like, oh, this is not going to be good for whatever. It is valuable. And then like, Gus or Joel, I don't know, he's a shit.

Nobody was, I went in there and I did that. And it's like everyone was saying at the time because we just started doing live action stuff. And everyone was saying, oh, do whatever as long as it's on camera. That theory got tested immediately and immediately thrown out the window as well. He was fucking mad.

And he was mad. And he was mad. And he was mad. He jumped through a table. That was fun. That was what was Zach Anner was in that video. And Alan was in that video. And so was Josh who works for what was Zach Anner was in that video and Alan was in that video And so was Josh who works for us now. I think it's in that video. Yeah, I want to say he was. Yeah, Kyle Kyle were you in that video? No

You can't see Kyle did this He sure was heading no no, but he didn't say yeah, yeah, we have did say the words. That was a fun one Kyle cam. I remember Joel was supposed to fall through to Joel was supposed to jump off off the ladder. You want to tell us for? Go ahead, Jack. No, you got you're much better. You're much better. You're starting it. He's he had a job. So I'm saying you started it. Jolid jolid won a attempt where he climbed the ladder and he kind of jumped and it was like, nope, it just walked away from it. Yeah, he jumped. He jumped his mid-air and said, no, he climbed the ladder. He climbed about maybe three, like we had ladders and like Jeff climb the semi. He climbed about maybe three like we had letters and like Jeff

Climb the ladder got up pretty high and then jumped off and landed on the table. Right. This short we're burning. Yeah, I know I show you the talk about the trap door. I'm telling the audience Jack as they made on I've already explained it. We know the short one. You want to tell it again? Fuck you anyway. The stunt was you had to climb up about four or five steps on a ladder then just jump off through a table onto a breakaway Yeah, yeah, it was a normal table. We just scored It was like a cushion there's a normal table and then it's happened It wasn't like one of those like completely, you know, you can get fucked up on that thing It could hurt you landed on it wrong. It wasn't like styrofoam. It's no worse than having Bernie co-stow you

Here's what I know so Jack's really backing off from the story like he's like no, no, it's a table It could really hurt you to the table. So, I'm trying to think, is he trying to make his boss Jeff sound a lot better? Or is he trying to make his friend Joel not sound as wimpy? For not going off. You want an eject button? Just to go straight to the scene.

Yeah, I was on parachute, just pull the rip cord and learn. I was going to tell the story. Yeah. Anyway, so Joel, he, Joel climbing up maybe about three feet. And they kind of just like jumped and landed on his feet and it's like, no, can't do it, can't do it. And then he walked away from it. So I don't know, I don't know what that that part of the plot was going to be if he was going to fall through as well, but he'd be banded very, very quickly. He did. He was out, out, pulled the jacks. Now I'm doing this. What show is that?

I think it was the one where Bernie had the button and people could fall through the table. Yeah, I think that's all man. That's the season. That season one of shorts, right? Right. Yeah. Well, he's one or season two. That's through the table. Yeah, I think that's all men. That's the season one of shorts, right? Right, but yeah, well, that's the season one or season two. That was like 13 years ago, I mean, some, some, some more than a year ago. Before Red versus Blue. Exactly.

When we did season one of shorts, you remember it. Yeah, I was there. So I was reading this story earlier today. We were talking about Harry, and maybe think about the story right earlier today. I know. Where this headlight specialist from Northern California claims that the proliferation of selfies is making headlight spread like crazy. Really?

Because everyone's putting their heads closed together. I've done that a lot of conventions. And it makes it easier for a life to jump person to person said that she has seen a rise in headlice in high schoolers and college-age students And here's a video from the other It's amazing the things that people are coming up with that like technology is running people like how it's making Like selfies cause people to get headlights and playing on phones gets your crusty anus like we talked about last week Yes, it's really something phones give you a crusty anus because people don't get off the toilet as quick as they used to

Oh, okay, you. He played that up. This is not a story. This is something that's happened for you. Okay, you have a hundred and twenty, or a hundred and nineteen. A hundred and nineteen. Yeah. What's your point? Well, you want the toilet?

No, I was actually in bed doing that. I got a hundred and seventeen and a hundred and nineteen back to back when I was playing. And I was like, Jesus, and I haven't gotten anywhere near that. Because the leaderboard broke. When Bernie was checking it on the on the thing on the podcast. So this is unverified. I just want to say what I can show you.

I can put it up on the screen right now. It could but we would actually now like now in the leaderboard. I have one on one. I managed to break triple digits on the leaderboard. So but yet you couldn't figure out threes. I mean, I played it one time with no explanations. Have you played Ironpants yet? Ironpants.

I've not played. And listen, thank God you tweeted the fact to me in Gavin that your score was whatever. I regret doing that. I regret you doing it too, because I've seen nothing but other people's scores for two weeks now. It broke Twitter for a while. Yeah, that's always, I've been, people have asked me what my score on three's is, and I just like,

I don't know, I don't have a score. Thanks for asking, because as soon as I've posted. Just say a million. Three million. funny three million three hundred thirty three thousand I read a very funny tweet though that says if you're ever proud of your performance or your score in a puzzle game Don't ever bother looking at anyone else's performance scores and puzzle games. It's true Because you'll just feel like oh shit. I'm a fucking asshole. I have ten and I'm really happy everyone else has twelve million Yeah, when I first started playing flappy bird I was happy to get like four Everybody's happy. Yeah, I was I was like flappy bird retarded. I could I could I would get zero about half the time Everyone it's impossible play iron pants. You'll go right back to that. It's the same thing is a super

Super hero game we fly between buildings like just like flappy bird Honestly, I think it is one of those games where you're a bit messed up. You're good at it Honestly, I think it is one of those games where you're a bit messed up. You're good at it. You know, you like change your with flappy bird. You had to change your perspective the way you were doing it. Like you had to not concentrate on how high up you were, but just bouncing and go to the low point. That's when I found I made a big turn on flappy bird. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you're the expert. You're Mr. One. But there are some send your scores to Jack. There are some illness. There are illnesses that cause people to be better at some things than people that don't have the illness just tweeted to me at

Caleb Denikor. He looks out in the fact that his his name is so hard to spell. Yeah, that's true. No, it's funny. Twitter is like that. We have to be careful about certain things like I should not have tweeted

the high score. That was a mistake on my part and I apologize. But like last night Katie and I watched a TV show and we hit a like a season finale. We're catching up on a show and I had to be careful about mentioning what show it is because I know there's so many assholes out there that would ruin the show. True. Because we're on a podcast with one of them.

Yeah. Right now. Who will you? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Are you a ruin a show for somebody you know? No, just for Jack. Oh, thank you. That'd be funny. I'm gonna be the worst thing to talk about. I feel sorry for you because you've had a lot of stuff ruined for you. Yeah.

You've had a pretty major thing in a pretty major show. I was in the room when you got Skyfall ruins. That was incredible. Yeah. It was like, the guy's been half off limits now. Like, can we talk about that? Sure. So, you've got ruined for you in that movie okay, so two two days off the movie come out It's Monday morning like the movie came out on Friday. It's Monday morning freaking Jordan Jordan It does the anime adventures The room and it's talking to me. I was like you saw skyfall in the game is like yeah, and I'm sitting there My desk and goes man when when him dies that's nuts and I'm like

Like like like I mean obviously I didn't see the movie yet Then they like everyone froze and I looked at him and then he like oh no, it's because we don't see it together I think it was Ray and Michael and me. We don't rule in there Yeah, we don't see it and so I was like oh, we said when I'm died and I just turned around and look See if Jack was in the room and he was and he just went I can't see the back of his head. He just went And then you see the movie and of course, they draw it out. Oh, maybe they're just fucking, maybe they're, oh no, she's dying. God damn it.

You know what's crazy about spoilers for me? Jordan didn't even apologize. Jordan was just like, by show. I walked away from the room. It's really a Jordan move. Every time I see Jordan, who makes the animated adventures, when I see him in the hallways,

he's always eating one of those goddamn Rice Kris treats. We have rice crispy treats on our snack shelf Those marshmallow ones. I'm not kidding four times a day I see this guy you know marshmallow rice crispy treat. That's where they're all going in fact when they run out on the shelf He raids this supply closet where they are and pulls them out of there and I catch him every single time Who do you think he's more him and the rice crispy treats? Oh Ben with chocolate brownie? I that's that was unbelievable Ben in the chocolate brown is like That sounds like a children's book Ben in the chocolate brownie the James the giant pizza The front with sexual stuff Ben known in the chocolate brownies Ben never ate anything else He just ate a chocolate. He ate chocolate. No, Chipotle mother and M&Ms

He ate he ate Chipotle and he would also be Domino's pizza Ben's diet consists entirely of Domino's pizza. What is he eating in the UK? Did you see that photo? I tweeted off nothing like Mando's did you see that photo? I He has the most interesting diet tree. No, I took a photo of him when I he had so many pizza boxes It when he was staying with me because it stayed with me for a couple more. I forgot that he I tweeted a photo of him He was holding the bottom of pizza boxes. It went over his head He like he was ordered pizza all the time That's not throw the boxes out and then one time so he he asked me is like hey

What how much should I tip on like a $14 order or whatever? And I'm like well typically round it up out making like 15 so like three seventy five Whatever it was is okay. Yeah, I've been doing that. I've been rounding it up But I'm like okay, and he had been rounding it up, but I'm like, okay. And he'd been rounding up to the next dollar, and that's what he was tipping. It was just the chain. So it's 495, he'd make it 15. Exactly.

Oh, what? And I was like, oh my god, I can never order down this. That's the situation when no tip is way better than 5 cents, right? Can I say something though? I have a bad habit of over tipping. It's just something like I just, that's a bad habit. I think it's like, yeah, it's a fucking waste of money. That's what?

Do that person just give a shit when I walk out right, Gus? Right, no, I agree with you. I do the same thing where it's like, I can't come like that. I'm like, that's a little too much. I think I'm a good person. It's like, they're like, oh, great,

I got a great tip. Who was this dude gave me this? I don't even know. Cause they're doing that at the end of the shift. They don't give a fuck. One exception to that when I don't tip is when I go overseas. Because they always make fun of Americans for tipping.

But when we show up they're like oh you're an American so you should tip and I'm like fuck it. I love not tipping another country. I'm embracing your culture bitch. Yeah exactly right. I will say I've never had worse service at a restaurant. I've never had worse service at a restaurant. Someone who was in Australia. Holy shit service is bad in restaurants dude Dude, you want to talk about the shittiest service in Australia the fucking taxis in Melbourne. Oh, yeah, I had a taxi cab I got in this fucking cab at the at the crown casino and I'm like take me to the high it He's like, okay. He's like where is that? I'm like it's on you know, whatever street He's like, okay, we start driving in that general direction. He's like, okay. He's like, where is that? I'm like, it's on you know, whatever street

He's like, okay, we start driving in that general direction. He's like, okay, where is it from here? I'm like It's over there like a couple more streets in that direction He's like, okay, and then we start we miss it. I'm like, hey, you missed it. It's back over there He's like, what we turn around. He misses it again. Like no, no, you're past it again. It's over there We pull up and it has the big sign up for it's his high it. He was oh you meant he ah this is the he ah Fuck you dude. Fuck you. I did not miss being a god damn name. Don't give me this god damn name.

What did I do? What did I do? I was like, oh no, it's your fault. I couldn't find this place. My view of getting this fucking gem is going to take me to the he-a. Yeah. My favorite thing to do is, in Austin, you can have the app, Hey, LaCab. Yeah.

How is that work for you? It's pretty funny actually. My favorite thing to do is I put in my home address and I say, I punch them like, and I say, pick me up now, whatever. And you can see when they're arriving, you can see them on the map, like how closely I do. They get lost, it must be my neighborhood.

They get lost all the time. I see them all do like three laps of my neighborhood and like take all these random roads until they eventually come to my house. And they do that on purpose purpose or are they just idiots? Warming the tires. You're in neighborhood because you two love the same neighborhood. Your neighborhood's confusing.

Even though it's just straight streets, it's confusing. It's a grid like every other. Even though it's straight street, it's, it's, I, I, every time I go there, I'm like, I turn here or do I turn, do I turn by this porn shop of the next porn shop Mexican caba yero Which one do I turn by and then it's like you get in your neighborhood no fucking street lights There's like one right by your house, which I know that cuz I had to hide from it when I was doing the DS street passing Only street The whole our street light the whole neighborhood is right by your fucking house. Yeah, other than that. No

You told crap about the like the strip club and all that dirty stuff that's in my neighborhood But whenever there's a cab driver who doesn't quite know where I live I'll be like I live in this area and I'd describe it more and more. He's like oh, yeah, by the strip club You know exactly is he's a partner But take the alley between the adult toy store That's where I live. Man, so last week I got, you know, upgraded fiber high speed internet. Oh yeah. And Gavin have been so angry because they live like two blocks away.

And they can't fucking get it. That's awesome. I want to so bad. How is it? It's awesome. Give us a test. Give a... I have one on my laptop. I can't get it where I'm either 300 megabit. You can get it. I'm 300 jealous. But have a One on my laptop. I can get it right. I mean there's 300 megabit each way. I'm 300 jealous, but so I'm like the ultimate first world gamer problem I got upset the other day because I was writing speed tests for my Xbox one and I realized that Xbox live throttles you and you can only upload it 27 megabits I was like last bullshit. I can't be upload 27 megabits jacks box live

I can't be upload 27 megabits, jacks box live. I was like, what am I ever gonna need a fucking dude like that? Man. It was so stupid. You know, a real time where you are in the house. We are so lucky that Google Fibers come to Austin because they've forced the hand of every provider in Austin. Which I've read is this long-term strategy for Google Fibers.

You're trying to embarrass the ISPs and the service provider into providing actual good services. And it totally makes sense and it's great. Like, I mean, I'm getting pumped up. I have time Warner right now and I have 20, 20 download in like two up or five up or something. And everyone on time Warner is going to get a bump up. So I'm going to go from 22 to 100 to 100 down 10 up for free, paying the exact same price.

Okay. Just because they're frightened that I'm going to leave and I'm absolutely going to leave as soon as I can. Let's have, let's have a real-world discussion. No world discussion These are real world examples of why monopolies are bad real talk. You always hear about why they're bad why monopolies are bad So when the internet first started there were all these independent ISPs like Gus who was your first email from Not an educational one prodigy prodigy. Okay, well, that's a bigger one, you know, but there was like earth link and What was one in Atlanta the

I'm sorry, they gave it was there, but they were all localized fees like there's even matrix here and also is IO Communications all these tiny little independent service providers internet search providers They started mainly doing their own bbs's it mainly because it was dial up Anybody could throw up a modem bank and you know and get a backbone connection to the internet That's what it took to make an ISP And we even even ran one for a little while, x25.net, you and I, for... Scariest, that sounds. Scariest, that sounds, yeah. And then DSL and cable modem started to get big.

And then DSL independent in a service provider get into it, it was a bigger cost to get into it. And the bells and all the established carriers they were behind so what they did was they priced everything way way down like 29.95 a month for DSL and they forced all the ISPs out of business. Nobody gave a fuck, nobody gave a fuck when all the ISPs died. And this is now the legacy of that of now we're stuck with these fucking providers that sure enough when they get their deep pockets and they push everyone else out of the market

then they don't have to do fucking shit and they don't have to have good service or anything like that. Another great example that's going on right now is nobody cried or shed a tear when fucking blockbuster went out of business. Nobody. They all were like, ha ha Netflix ran you out of business, not Netflix the only game town we all love Netflix. Fucking Netflix dude, they just rolled over like a fucking bitch and they paid comcast, broadband rights. Now they're gonna be charging people for peak hour usage for using Netflix. Yeah, not only that, but the Verizon CEOs have come out and said that they're in final talks

on Netflix as well and that they expect that deal to be signed any day now also. That's fucking terrible. What does this mean for us? It's fucking terrible. It means they're setting, they're basically Netflix has the ability to set a market in which they pay can, they can pay out of their pocket and they can run the numbers on it and it makes sense

where the access providers are telling them, well, you're riding off of our network and you're using all this bandwidth. Basically, what happens is time-warner who's a cable company, they're watching their video on demand revenue shrink while the cost of providing their broadband access is going way up and they'll go in the broadband access, whereas all the fucking traffic going, it's going to a video service like Netflix. And so they're saying Netflix, you deserve to pay us for rights to access the customers, which we all fucking wind up to do. Which we also pay for. We pay the access providers also, the collecting money on both ends. Yeah.

And so now what we're heading for, and this is what the whole discussion of net neutrality and everything goes for, is that we're heading into a scenario where potentially, you could sign up for time or cable or AT&T, make a bit or whatever the fuck you have with them, and you can have a layer with us, and well, you can basic internet and you get all your internet. But if you want your video layer, that's an extra $40 a month.

Like do you want access to Netflix? Do you want access to Hulu? Do you want access to YouTube? That'll be an extra 40 bucks a month. Because you're a higher end user, you use more bandwidth than somebody else. Hello, Terry. We're going to force you to do it. That sucks.

Flaps. Maybe Netflix should make an IP, ISP. Well, that's, I mean, Google's like, I think Google was seeing all this coming and they headed off. Like, Google makes amazing long-term, like, and no one can figure out why Google paid $3.2 billion for Nest. But if you think about it, it makes perfect sense. First of all, it's information that they didn't have.

They have this device in everyone's house that just turns and collects data on something they never thought to collect data on. And if you're number one business and you make all your revenue one of the biggest companies in the world, you make all your money from providing information, what's the one thing you need to provide that information to people? You need energy. So, the way that people use and consume energy is a valuable piece of information long-term to Google.

Because without energy or with raising energy costs, people might make decisions of how not to get services that might include what Google does. Yeah, well, I mean, people have traditionally always questioned big acquisitions like that. Like when they bought YouTube for, you know, what was it, $2 billion? Everyone said, what a fucking joke. There's no way that YouTube is worth $2 billion. I think YouTube is probably one of the biggest profit centers that they have now.

YouTube is the second largest search engine in the world. Yeah, right behind Google and YouTube. Yep. So there's no way Google would stop would do anything like the other ISPs. Like why do you say that we'd never do that? I'm curious. Because why would Google make you pay,

like if you're on Google Fiber, they wouldn't charge you more to watch YouTube, right? Let me tell you somebody would live it from that own product. They could fuck you over and charge you more for Netflix. Like, oh, you need YouTube, but you have to pay for Netflix. Like, oh, we should see if it bets your videos with blip. That's not YouTube. You got to, you got to pay extra for that kind of bandwidth. You're right. That's not neutrality. That's what they're working on. I'm trying to get, yeah, sort that all out. Now, the, and the weird thing is is that Netflix makes this deal when the FCC literally said last week,

they were going to make sure they wrote the rules to where people couldn't throttle broadband services. They said that last week. So why the fuck would they have said they had said that this deal was in the works for a year. They've been talking with Comcast for about a year and the deal is actually formalized at CES back in January. Okay. And that just now they finally had the technical implementation in place in order to actually officially launch it. And I think they're in a similar place with Verizon at the moment. Speaker, do you use WhatsApp? Do you ever use that?

No. I did a lot of message. I downloaded it and I used it briefly, but when I messaged, I basically killed it. But when Katie was over in Australia, we'd use what app at first and I messaged popped up saying, all right, we're done with that. Oh, yeah. Like Katie is right up screen here. You guys in Australia, you guys use WhatsApp all the time, right?

For messaging? Kick. K. I.K. Yeah, I've heard that WhatsApp is a lot bigger internationally than it is in the United States. I say, a lot of people in the US are like, why, what is this thing that Facebook paid almost $20 billion for?

And if you've ever been outside the US, you know a ton of people use it It's basically it's basically text messaging There's probably an instant messenger type thing that goes to your phone to pop up like it without Yeah, and it's also cross-platform. So someone on Android could have it on a iPhone to have it You're just using data and not the funniest thing to me about this so Facebook goes out and Wastes 19 billion dollars on billion on WhatsApp, which is a fucking all right stupid ass or

acquisition. Uh, this is such a great. This is such a big wave making news that shares of Blackberry went up simply because they have BDM messaging. I think Blackberry went up 5% simply because they thought, oh shit, messaging's worth a lot. You know, face, um, what's

apples worth 19 billion dollars. So blackberry surely has to be worth something So fucking ridiculous. I don't understand how this plays into Facebook's Strategy like it's not at all what they do. We know what what do you think is good about it? Well, I mean I see people I see he said he disagreed with me on here I want to hear well I always talk to somebody about it. They basically point out that in like all the Chinese developers and all the tools that they're using there, and I'm going to get all of them wrong if I try to say like

Bibo and all that stuff and social media and all the messengers they use there, those are growing in such popularity because they have such an enormous part of the population. If you think of the one sixth of the population of the world is in one country and one third of it is in two neighboring countries. That's unbelievable. And so it's just a global strategy for Facebook and it's in its long term.

Yeah, from what I understand, what's app has 500 million users currently and within the next 12 months, they project to hit one billion users. And what is the what is attraction that Facebook has in a messenger level? What is attraction that Facebook has on a global level? Because they just launched their messenger product. No, nobody's using it. Facebook tells me like 20 of my friends are using it, but I'm like it's the best yeah Why is that a separate app? I have a separate app for Facebook messaging now. I don't understand that to begin with either Why isn't not just part of the core application? I use a core application. I can message in it

Why don't you just separate fucking discrete application? What I loaded that app up the first thing you told me was now you can message And people can message you that aren't in your friends list. I'm like, I don't want that. I didn't know the first thing I got was a guy messaging me that I didn't know. And he was asking me if his resume had been received.

And this is how that works for me. I'll get a message, and I'll swipe it to open it, which then immediately tells the person I've read it, and then they go, oh my God, you read it, and they'll just talk to me more. So you have to not look at the messages you get from strangers That's why disabled at the read thing on i message like I don't want people knowing I read their message

I do that all the time. I just heard you think because my problem is like I'll be in the middle of something a Gus isn't my bad texture or bad emailer. I'm fucking awesome Terrible. I'm terrible. I'm not a bad email too. I'm not better about email. I'm not a Gus. Yeah, I've stepped up my name. You are better By the way, the name of the ISP that I couldn't think of the mind somebody's mind spring I couldn't oh mind bring yeah and you know That also came up in the list for a cow wow prodigy fucking predated all that shit Oh prodigy yeah prodigy was like I remember that was like a old like CGA interface Yeah, so that's what I used was that fucking like black screen with a yellow tape Was that was virgin a provider of internet here. No, my first problem is with virgin

The way you said no Cuz he's just because the way he said virgin Virgin virgin Yeah, so I mean I it's really unbelievable all of the all of the Netflix bullshit going on It's it's a fucking night. I can't believe they just bent over I mean they bent over and said all right. Sorry like yeah, we are using all your bandwidth. So we're gonna pay for it No, it doesn't matter. It's a bad precedent more than yeah, yeah, it really does. It's the pipe, you know what? Ultimately, you're gonna in a situation where only

Deep pocketed content providers are able to deliver a good experience over the internet. A company like Rooster Teeth, who can't pay an access provider, millions of dollars to prioritize web traffic. How do we get our stuff out there to people? But it's like one of those things where, if Netflix knows they can afford to do this, right? Then they're basically setting a precedent so that all their competitors have to do the same thing. I mean, Netflix has already has the market share.

Most people are using Netflix, you know? So it's one of the things where if they can force it keep other people from entering the market, maybe long term, it's better for them, which is the problem with having a monopoly. When somebody has so much market share, they have so much leverage, and essentially make decisions that are bad for everybody.

But hey, Comcast and Time Warner don't overlap. So there's no big deals, pay no attention to that. Comcast, by the way, he's a big fucking TMI network. Yeah, Comcast owns NBC. I don't understand how that's how was that legal like how Wasn't that the whole like the movie theater chains and like I thought for sure that that vertical integration Yeah, we're not gonna go through when Comcast tried to buy NBC Universal. Yeah, that was intro to media What is what's vertical integration was a huge part of it how like you know someone own every means of production and exhibition. Well Jack if you will go back and watch my 2006 South by Southwest keynote I dedicated like half my time to this stuff. Really? I mean I talked about the divestiture of AT&T in 1982 when they broke up AT&T. Which basically

doesn't fucking matter. It was like they basically they wanted to break up all the bells because AT&T wanted to get into long distance. They were providing they were fighting local phone dial tone and they're providing long distance And that was huge anti-trust now Jesus. I mean that's what they let the band get back together The all the all remember everything they there's eight baby bells that they broke them up to now They're all just like yeah, I remember was like southwestern bell and then we had like singular Yeah, like all those things were the kind of now they're all just landing I think it was southwestern bell that went back and reabsorbed them all in a really formed it. It was one of the bigger ones. Yeah. Packed Bell in Southwestern Bells combining and

becoming SBC was like a big one. So when they installed fiber in your place, they you said they had like a it's like a big box. Yeah. So the the guy the water running out of it. The guy like climb the pole get to run fiber from the pole down to the back of my house. You know, they have like the, they call it the demark out there. And then they convert it there from fiber to ethernet. And then they run alongside of the house and put it in your house. And in my house, I needed a box. It's probably a little bigger than the side pads.

So what point does it become ethernet? At the demark on the back of the house. Okay. So it's just a cat, five feet, what's going on? Mm-hmm. No, well, I mean, fiber from the pole to my house. Then there's a box of my as I convert it to Ethernet. Seems like you got it all the way to your house.

Your mind will get it right in the- It's a fiber cable's expensive. But then I told the guy, he was installing it. I told him, I've been checking every day, every day. And as soon as the first day I saw it was available, I signed up as soon as I could. And he said, I believe it, because there's room up on the pole for like 500 houses

and you're the only person plugged into it. Jesus. You must have the box in that. That's the first person on the floor. Oh, that's exactly what it looks like. So that's the box on your house. That's the box that's on the back of the house. It's the five or two.

That's huge and ugly. I mean, there's already cable, like there's already like a time order box if you have cable on the back of your house. Would you not get it because it was huge and ugly? Like, what would they have to put at your house for you to turn down? Like, if they had a,

his ceramic turd. That was like, that was like, you can't explain me. They put it in front of your front door. And they were like, what it gives you really fast internet. It gives you a gig and bit.

Oh, I totally do it, but I've said there's a, well, in England, if you buy broadband, if you had previously, previously dialed up and they would say, I want broadband, they'll go, people, all right, you have broadband now.

Yeah, but it's all DSL in there. Yeah, it's just a phone. Right. This is not just running over a phone line. Yeah, this is brand new wires and cables in there. What would you have to be for you to turn it down? I'm curious. Like a flaming pentagram, like on your front door, that ran cable into it. What would it be?

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It will send in the porn I saw this really crazy lesbian 16 I was an HD get it down for me Really specific like he was your gateway to Google you like to dictate your search To this guy who then searches it brings you back with pages It's amazing what I would probably put up with is like to do to my house for me to get really fast internet I imagine you saying to like hey look up a Jewish door thing Man, I never I would never want my search history revealed I still don't understand how the fuck you people log into Google ever

I mean I just Google can already figure who I am Just based on my searches. Remember when AOL released just as like an experiment They just said oh here's a here's how people use AOL I mean release like a bunch of anonymous search engines requests and like within 10 minutes They figured out who all the people were and like with their addresses and everything just from what people were searching There's a set of now I've bit with Eli Manning where it was he was on trot or he was it was a courtroom and it was Jason's today just talking to you was on that he was you know the fendant and he's like oh you know my client

he actually wasn't there I have a list of his search engines like I have a list of his searches that he had during you know during the time when the murder occurred he's like I would just rather confess the murder pretty much what it is like no you don't want to remember how panicked we all were because we have a Google account that we have to use for YouTube and that of a lot of us log in to regularly to do How panicked we all work one day I realized that I could look at all of our search histories We were logged in and everyone was like what everyone ran to the respective offices to like try to figure out where it was and delete it I still it's still on YouTube you can see our like the last hundred videos that were watched by that account.

I can't pop up. I feel a little like I'll watch stuff. Sometimes I'll be like, man, let's go look really bad in the history and I'm going to the history and delete that one item out of the history. There's no way they'll notice you. Yeah, I just feel like since someone's gonna ask, who's the guy watching Brazilian fart porn on YouTube? I've seen a weird thumbnail in that history on the shared account. I'm like, oh, what's that? I go to the history and it's like, this string. You can almost tell who it is sometimes.

It's like watching the train of thought, like the descent in a madness. Like, you can see where it starts and like the next video and like just the trail of you. I see how they started innocent enough, but you ended up in a weird place,. Yeah, you know what if you ever follow that trail that trail never goes up I went and I was gonna look about this a live league video and then I ended up watching like tutorials on how to do Photoshop Minstration pregnant porn to a nice cookie recipe. It's never done that way. Minstration pregnant porn?

Oh, wait, that one what? Well, all right. Let me read you this. So on August 4, 2006, AOL research headed by Dr. Abdur Chowdhury. That's a great name. Released a compressed text file on one of the two websites containing 20 million searches for over 650,000 users over a three month period intended for research purposes. AOL pulled the file from public access by the seventh, but not before it had been mirrored

and distributed on the internet. AOL did not identify users in report, however, personally identifiable information was present in many of the queries, and the queries were treated by ALL to particular user accounts identified numerically and individual can be identified and matched to their account and searchers be by such information. Can you imagine if you were like one of like five people where your search history was just published by your ISP?

Oh man, I just know thanks. Yeah, I remember we downloaded that file. I think we were still at the office in butan, we read that headline, we were like, oh my god, no. And we downloaded it because there's no way they're gonna downloaded that file. I think we were still at the office in Budent. We read that headline. We were like, oh my god, no. And we downloaded it because there's no way they're going to leave that online. Yeah, you know, that's a reminder. We actually got a discussion with time about archive.org and how you can go on there and find old versions of the Rishuji website, even going back to when it was just redversusblewe.com.

And people after we talked about that, they went to go look it up and like, you guys block access to the site. The reason why we block access to the site is sitting right there, Mr. Gavin free. Don't be sometimes where I want to find an old post that I'd lost or something, and it would list directories that you couldn't see at the time, but you were like, by the way,

16 when you did this. Yeah, this is one of my first experiences with Gavin. And I was looking around, it showed me all these images and stuff. I was like, what, and then I found a map to your house. I was like, well, just so you know, there's a map to your house that's online that everyone can see.

I had a personal director where I was dumping information. I would just link to my friends. Like when there was a party at your house, you'd be like, you're just a map to my house. And I was paid, it'd be like a big highway and then an hour of you like, Bernie's house. Well, that's all there was.

You lived in the middle of nowhere. It was literally two rows. You needed a map to get to my house. So did this archive just like spider the whole website? He spidered the whole website. Oh wow. And he drilled down through it and found all of like our personal directories with like photos and

very, very easy find. I wasn't even trying to be creepy about it. I was just looking for my stuff and I found that. And he notified me immediately. Like is one of my first times I ever talked to Gavin directly I think. Maybe possibly. Yeah. I Gavin directly I think maybe possibly Yeah, I mean I think we were friends because you messaged me and then then you went down on me

That's true and I was at the 16 and I posted that totally in directory that so yeah, so this took a dark turn Oversea so I did not tip him That's a whole different meeting in this context There's a website right now that in real time is posting PornHub searches. No, just in a long list. No, you see that? No, I have not. Awesome. PornHub regularly releases a video about that. Demographic data. Where she just read a bunch of them in a row. Make sure to make a video. Make Journey. She's on Source Fed.

It's the Phil DeFranco channel. You know, from the Meg Journey. Yeah, Source Fed. Yeah, she's on there. Who? And I just saw a video by her where she read a bunch of porn search feeds and it was really funny video Never you guys well you guys should check it. I've never heard of it The porn a piece of shit over like social media and stuff like I always see him popping up on Reddit like every spot Any questions they just see the rate yeah, they were one of them all the time so that's not Yeah, look on that note. Let me read this That's a return that's taking Yeah, look on that note. Let me read this That's a weird turn let's take in place though, too Where like porn is now so mainstream that people talk about it openly

Like bad thing. Well now it's more accessible. It's everyone admits to watching it except him Yeah, like I don't think I like it 80s or 90s a guy would go hey, I rented the best porn tape this weekend I'm gonna tell all my friends about it's like the social share button on fucking porn sites. Post it to your Facebook wall. That's the best ever. You know that like in Pornhub headquarters, when somebody clicks the share button, there must be like a red light.

Everyone's like, and the guy is the desk guy. I told you. Somebody's like someone used it. Yeah, I seriously. All right. To least tell me that confirms like three times before The website we can tell your parents follow you on Facebook What percentage of times does that thing click back to it?

We just check your friends. Yeah, your parents are your friends. You're positive. Yes, I'm positive You sure menstruation pregnant You're supposed to post a photo of your nephew you want this after that Positive is why it's kind of landed a timeline right between this guy. Here's a preview Grandma's 89th birthday right above good by grandma Gus you were saying Let me let me I'll get us back in a more normal pathways. I've been playing the last of us DLC My PS3 is on its last legs where it just shuts off just straight-up shuts off

No warning every five to 15 minutes, but I think really last of us DLC They said they're not gonna have any more single-player DLC after this. This is the last thing I want to play, so I don't even want to send in the PS3 for a pair. I just want to get through it. It's like, it's amazing what I'm putting up with to play this game. But right before they started, there's a really cool feature on last of us is Multiplayer, which you and I like where it connects to your Facebook. I have never connected anything to Facebook ever.

They totally made it worth it for that. It just pulls pulls names out and it's not spoiler to talk about there's a thing where you build survivors And that's how you play last of us It's like a scoring mechanism for last of us multiplayer not DLC, but the multiplayer. What's it? You'll see no no, it's part of the thing. Yeah, what's called what's called a clans or yeah clans clans? That's not right. Yeah Factions, no, something something anyway Maybe this faction strikes That's not right. Factions, no, some, some like anyway. Maybe disfactions, strikes. Something like that. It's a group in the last of us.

But the way they populate is what they populate it with like your friend's names. And that's it. It pulls that. So it's like, oh, you just picked up Gavin free or Jack Patillo has dysentery. You know, or something that starts with that. Like Xcom did that too.

You know, just pulled names from your friends. It's like populated the random soldiers with that. That's a great idea. It's a great idea. It's a great idea. But for whatever reason, I don't know why it is now is that it says we've built a really cool feature. And we're not going to tell you what it is. We built another cool feature for Facebook into the last of us DLC and I haven't gotten far

enough to experience it. So we definitely recommend you connect and we will. It wants the right to post your wall. But we won't paste post your friends. Well, I'm like, come on, guys, what is it? You know, it's like, tell me what it is if it's going to right to post your wall. No, but we won't paste post your friends. Well, I'm like, come on guys, what is it? You know, it's like tell me what it is if it's going to be posting to my wall. I feel like normally I'm always against that stuff,

but I had such an enjoyable experience with a multiplayer connection. I'd be willing to give him this one. Yeah. And we're going to trust him. What I haven't seen yet, but I know what I just said that now somebody's going to fuck its boiler for me on Twitter.

So now I'm off Twitter for the next two weeks. So I did something stupid. I still haven't gotten to play the last of us DLC because we talked about doing a last of us let's play so I brought my PS3 up to my desk and every day I keep We're gonna take it back home so I can play the last of us DLC. Oh really? So it's sitting up here by my desk I just need to take it home so I can play it. Do you want to talk about it? I'll talk about in the patch this week But I mean this is more of a topic for the patch But what is the fucking deal with every time last of us has a release Ellen pages in the news?

What is that weirdest thing ever? All right. She came out. Yeah, because she came out, but like the she came out the day that the last of us DLC released. It's like she is tied to this franchise. Even though she has nothing to do with the franchise. She has nothing to do with it.

There's the other franchise that she is tied to that no one known remembers. Yeah, it was on two souls. Yeah, on two souls. I get that mixed up with like dark souls and there's something else too that I get like all those franchises get all. I was I'm always I was forgetting like is it beyond colon two souls or is it beyond two souls like what's the what's the

punctuation there beyond the colon. Yeah, but it's strange to me that like every time Ellen pages in the news last of us also is going through a major release at that point in time and And well, she was tied to last one because people thought it was Ellen Page in the game, so that was relevant, but it just seems like weird timing. I honestly don't read about Ellen Page in the news very often, you know, so it's weird coincidences

of these things keep happening at the same time. Yeah. You were saying, let me read this thing. That was my long tangent to get you away from porn hub searches. Now we're back to that. You're trying to find the right porn hub searches. Now we're back to that. You just try to find the right guys back into it. And back to it.

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I waxed dance chest Oh really that's awesome Oh, yeah, I tried to get right in there, you know follicles and stuff. Wow. I was right in there So anything it was really fast still even the 5,000 frames is really fast really. Yeah, I'm just that fast at waxing I'll say did you hire a professional? No, God no, that's a good skill being fast at wax. You don't be slow He told me I thought you would like four or five Yeah, he's like That's a picture coming up

Oh Yeah, he's like That's the picture coming up. Oh my god. I made a mess of it. Oh Look at his face. Look how red it is. I made him bleed My his face is always like that I was it was a one video I even said this in the outro. It's a fucking pants of it Isn't the army for crazy fucking pants are hanging off of him. What's wrong? Usually I have quite a lot of enjoyment when I wound him and injure him for slammer guys I felt generally bad on that because I do it every time I'd be like ah

So here's a question that I'm sure you'll get a billion times in comments Which is why didn't they wax your chest? What you're just because that would have been like you would be sitting here right now Hey, someone's got a film it all right, that's good point. Would you let he's not he's not gonna be out We got a hundred people working live action now someone get could press the record button. Let you get your No We used we used with an immersion where it was yeah Gavin wasn't running the phantom camera for about two minutes And yeah, that was the only the only person who has a hundred percent success rate pressing the phantom button standing right there His name is Kyle. Hey Press the button when when we had the balloon fight

Got every single shot. Yeah, that's that's have you missed stuff then to not The only person that is just for eight years I'm just on this planet that is press it all the time is that guy right there? We don't know you other people. Yeah, it is it makes people really tense because I don't think you'd be embarrassed for me to say this We gave to Michael Michael's like no because I'm not doing that He's like we're like here just hit the button and there's a lot of different settings can have on it for the timing of it And we explain it to him and get our Gavin explain it to him and mug is like I don't want I really don't want to do this I don't want to be in charge of it and then he fucked it up and he was like if anybody gives me shit

I'm gonna fucking burn It's just like he's like I said I didn't want to do it and it got messed up and he's he was he was like, if anybody gives me shit, I'm gonna fucking run. He was just like, he maybe like four seconds recording so it explode wait a couple of seconds trigger it but the explosion would always make him jump so you're like and then you don't even have up to the explosion plus a bit of crappy human reaction time. Oh really? So you're looking at the days when we were out at the one of the location shoots for immersion a couple of weeks ago Matt was running the phantom and we're having a problem with it And he was like go ask Gavin how to power cycle it so I run over to Gavin You know who's supposed to be afraid of camera like hey, how do we power cycle the phantom?

He's like, oh just unplug it from the wall unplug it back in Was like really that's it. Yep, it doesn't have an on button. Okay, they didn't just have any buttons at all You couldn't do anything with it unless you connected it to a PC PC Yeah, it's all the shots I ever saw of you using it You were always like hammered away in a computer and a laptop. I got very quick at like a load of commands Freddie Freddie W on Twitter raised a really good point Which is why don't routers now have a button in the front which is like power cycle is fucking thing Oh, yeah, that's it like every router you have to do that like once every month or so it was always worried that like the Even they even say like leave it unplugged for a certain amount of time.

Like it could still be... Then into the fucking switch. Well, like a natural physical disconnect. Like hit the button and it just kills its own power for a little bit and then... Like reconnects it. I don't know how it reconnects with that power. Or maybe you have to hit it again. Sure. Just put the power button... We can give a power button to the power button.

We can't give the damn power cable on the back of the thing. I actually believe it or not. My router, I have an older house. So this is a super old thing in houses where, and people who live in other parts of the nation might be used to this, but where switches on my wall turn off outlets.

I even had that since I lived in like upstate New York. Like the UK. Yeah, I think I had an apartment that had that once. Yeah, so I guess you're supposed to plug in lamps to those and like switch them on. I think that's the legal requirement for every UK plug has a button by it well no you have a switch at the outlet mine is like a switch on the wall like the normally ones that turn a light on the screen not anywhere near the outlet mm-hmm I have that from my AC I have a switch

downstairs and the AC unit is plugged into a socket upstairs and that controls that socket that's key me right yeah it means I have to climb a ladder to go and switch the AC off she could a wemo or something like do one of those the wireless remote things He's already got a switch and I can tell you what you run into problems with that because a lot of times I bet you turn it off while you're in bed you turn it off at the unit The button on the unit and then you're downstairs you will turn it on you know I'm fucking turn off and I never turn off the unit. You never do What's the point?

Well, you're sitting there if you're in your bed the AC and it's blown on you. Yeah, do this click click to what the switch I sleep downstairs the day sees upstairs. Oh, you don't sleep up in the loft. No, I moved oh really Well, they just say that from the beginning. I thought shoot everyone knew that No, where you fucking sleep You've been in there. Yeah, I don't know where you sleep. I assume it was full of time sleeping the bad Jack The giant bad guy That's not the room visually memorized your room. I walked in said oh look you got a projector You've got a British rug and that's all I got a British rug. No, you don't

It was a British flag or something no I can't get into the get one you live in my fantasy version of his fucking house. What the hell is going on? I've been in your place. I looked at it was like, Kevin cool. All right. Let me ask you this. You're amazed that we've never been your place. Have you ever uttered the words to anybody that you know ever? Hey, you should come over. Have you ever said those words? Why would I want that? Never, never, never invite anybody ever. Much less to your place. I mean, you're shocked about it. He is why.

I live in a tiny, one-roomed place. You can see everything I own. Why? That's some secret stuff. There isn't anything. I don't have any. But I want the illusion that I might have some stuff I might have. I would have whatever to secret.

Like a what? Like a Chasity belt or a rack of whips? What? What did you have? That would have shocked me, though. You were like, no. did you have? That wouldn't shock me though. Apparently you have a British rug. The spiders hiding in, come out and piss on your floor.

I think what do you mean Jack, somewhere in your place? No, that was me trying to give it to buy a huge you and Jack rug. Is that what it was? We she would have bought it. It's right across the street. It was like 500 dollars for a rug. You're saying that like, oh, it's really flight place. Yeah, it's five hundred dollars for a rug Yeah, it's you're saying that like always for a really good value You buy but just once we're done rugs cost that much. What I don't do a rug then do I apparently you do because you have spiders

Pissing everywhere in your place. Yeah, you wouldn't have the phantom drip or whatever that is. It's going on Is it still gone? Yeah, it was never Was it was it just one drop and then you told the whole story based on that? No, it was like two weeks of always being a bit liquid there. And as soon as I talked about it, it stopped happening. Yeah, it's me. Now it knows you're on to it. That's why I do have a rug in there that's rolled up.

Now it's doing it on your pillow. I'm familiar with that. That's what the spider looks. The pissing spider. We've all heard about that. The spider's the worst. I had a bad thing happen to me with speaking of like I want fiber because I want the new box and stuff.

When my projector screen fell down because of the ghost, it smashed the point where you screw on to the wall. Wait, what's through what on the wall? Internet. Like what you plug into it in. Oh, so you get it from a cable, coax, you'll get it. So it's a coax. So it's a coax.

So it's a project. It's a project. It's a project. It's a project. It's a project. It's a project. It's a project. It's a project. to get it. I'll just go back to get it. I'll just go back to get it. I'll just go back to get it. I'll just go back to get it. I'll just go back to get it. I'll just go back to get it. I'll just go back to get it. I'll just go back to get it.

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Yeah, basically, it's all it is. I was really annoyed when the guy installed my internet because I have separate internet to Jeff's house because the wife I didn't quite reach over into the backyard. So when I just run a network cable. Okay, very popular. I'm not my own internet anyway.

Like, he didn't have very good internet. Oh, even that, he was paying for it. I'm cool with that. So the guy put it in and he, Jeff's, by the way. He trailed the wire like from the pole to Jeff's house alone Jeff's house to my place and then he was like all right Barry the cable I was like Brilliant do they always do that?

Barry the cable yeah, cuz it was just trailed across the backyard like this and he was like you need to bury that I was like yeah brilliant. I don't have I'm gonna bury that with When you run it through the air. What, like over the top? Yeah. Or through the, it came down the house. It was a place to the house. I've had installers where they say,

they're gonna leave the cable there. They told me, we can, you can pay us to bury it or you can just bury it. Yeah, and I'll just... He said I should use a tube of some sort to put it through. It can do it. Yeah, he said that. And then I just buried the dumb cable, stupid.

Did you bury it? Yeah. I'm honestly shocked I did a good job to you know what you know what else shocked by this? Wait, you got like a shovel or a pickaxe. Yeah, I brought a shovel you dug a hole. Wow. I just dug a trench Why are you so blown away? I cannot believe you did that? How deep was it? Yeah, I physical labor in Gavin's don't that that's not two things that go together My job used to be physical when I what was your job pushing a button nice? two things that go together. My job used to be physical. When I, what was your job?

Pushing a button. Nice. It's like a stacked red and stuff. Jesus, that's a grocery store. It's a labor. I mean, it's like construction. Ah, yeah, never let's construction. Yeah.

It was like this deep. OK. Oh, wait, so it's this deep? That's what you buried? All right. Fair play. And it was the distance between the house and where he lives is like, like 10,000, maybe.

Maybe. It's not much. Yeah. I dug a trench that had to be this deep to bury my water the distance between the house and where he lives is like like 10 maybe maybe yeah so much good I dug I dug a trench that had to be this deep to bury my water and power when I went when I built my house and viewed I dug it all the way out from the curb up to the house I want to say I can remember to say I think it was like a hundred and ninety eight feet I want to say you dug it by hand you'd have like a machine to trench it no we did but then I had to like date out by hand like it wasn't enough like the the trencher that we used to do it and it was just I was one of the worst decisions I ever made. Sometimes you're like, you do stuff to save money and then you realize I was so worth the money to like moving. I will never move myself

again. You pay, pay someone to move you. Yeah, well, you got so many friends that you can just help you. No, I wouldn't force my friends to do that like no We don't move from this point on I'm gonna hire someone to do it a lot of people in Texas have trucks One of the problems when you get a truck though is everyone asked to help you move and I said look I'll blown you my truck. I'm not fucking helping you move. Yeah, I'm not doing it Yeah, I think I think I think moving is the easier part of it. It's a packing that I can't stand Oh really? I just hate it. Oh, packing is easy. Yeah, we know a guy who's going through a move right now, he's starting to give away stuff

on the, yeah, everyone less than, yeah, it's just what, I, just knowing he's going through that process, I feel for him. I, I helped Joel move once and he said, don't worry, I've got no stuff, I don't live anything, I move a little time. Yeah, a lot of stuff. Yeah, I, I'm totally, it's funny because I helped Joel move from that place to a new place. And he had a TV that weighed about 400 pounds and we had to go down a flight of stairs from his old place.

Then up to flights of stairs to his new place, I almost died that. That that I know I. I I flashbacks. I hate show to help somebody move to and they impact anything. They're just like, you're going to help them like, yeah, forward to work. Joel had everything boxed up right. She's got a reminder here that says Till Bernie to check under his chair.

Why? I don't know. That's creepy. I was like to life check it. There's something over here on this side. What is it? Is it one of those exploding airbags? Oh, the cap.

What is it? What is it? I don't know, it's like a black thing. Did a cat? What is that? Is it a spider? Oh my God, what is it? Underwear.

That's nice. They gave me, who's this? I don't know Blames underwear. It had to be fucking blames. Thanks for that Thank you for the reminder whoever that was Not didn't mean to insinuate the jess couldn't blame at the same size and that So everyone condolences to blame for his last day working at research. It was fun. That was a really hilarious joke playing We're all fucking I just want to point out that we didn't start off the podcast by talking about the prevalence of light because of selfies

So now I thought it fondle That's great. That's great good Crab's actually look they walk like crabs. This just allows it's the same thing It's just I think it's just crab is location right? I bumped the mic. What do you mean it's another occasion? You get lights on your crab? What do you lousy. It's the same thing. It's I think it's just crab is location right? I bumped the mic. What do we do? It's another occasion you get a lot of life on your crab What do you mean? No, it's the same bug. What's the different name for it? It's just different name for it Oh, it is oh they have a picture of a crab ready That's right. Oh, no, it has like lobster claws on the front. That's it. Jesus

Cute up. Why do we have that ready to go? God the genital lobsters again Why do we have that ready to go the genital upstairs again? Patrick sitting out of feeling thank you Patrick. I'm gonna go wash my hands. You're probably a good idea get the get the hand sanitizer He always says every time how he doesn't give a crap about gems or anything. He's such a liar. No, that's so disgusting That's gross, man gross. He even if someone wore that over something. He's still a little one up handle anyone's underwear So I saw there was this so on the most recent patch we were talking about how this twitch place Pokemon phenomenon could be like a breaking point for twitch towards like they're getting a lot of media coverage and they're finally like breaking out into like mainstream Culture yeah, and sure enough this morning I saw an article on NPR about,

excuse me, about this father and son duo who play Call of Duty together and stream it. It's like they hardly would have never done that story or been aware of Twitch if it hadn't been for this Twitch place Pokemon. So you can tell someone just looked at what else was going on on Twitch and then just wrote an article about it. Right.

How was the kid? I don't know. I just, I just, I just like, I read the story and then like, is it making headlines because he's so young or is it just like he's 18? I think it made headlines because it's like, oh, look what the things people are doing online. They're watching each other play video games.

Let's see here. So they're 18, I'm on the internet. So I guess this is the father of some combo playing if you're watching the stream Celebrating a lot So yeah, I guess like They're 1857 they broadcast just about every day 18 and 57 so he had that kid when he was 38 30 Yeah, so that's there's money to be made now on twitch by the looks of it. You can have subscribers

They've been doing that for a while now. I listen Yeah, I did a lot of weird stuff around this office. I got to point this out It's worth the bathroom to wash my hands. We have a picture of Adolf Hitler We have a framed picture of Adolf Hitler not just a picture that looks like someone's grand why do we have a framed picture of Adolf Hitler? It's framed. We're filming Why do we have fucking five Nazi flags over there? I don't know You're just need this thing. We're going to find out. It's funny now. We are in this town.

We're making it this place. We have a fucking framed picture of Adolf Hitler. What is wrong with us? That's the most funny picture of Gavin over there. Oh yeah, we should talk about this poster over here. Like the one over it. Yeah. This is in the store tomorrow.

No, Friday. Friday. Okay, so take your time there. Anyway, there we go. So that's actually the surge in the simulator poster? Friday. Friday, okay, so take your time there. Anyway, there we go. So that's actually the surgeon simulator poster of Dr. Free and Dr. Jones. Surgeons in space, deep space doctors.

That's an amazing poster, dude. The awesome thing about that is that I came up with the name Surgeons in Space and Michael came up with the name Deep Space Doctors and John was like, which one do you prefer? And I've fun mine and Michael Fred his, and he was like, perfect, and he just put both on there. So it's a space twice in the title.

It would have been funny if half of them were printed that way, and the other half were printed reverse like Deep Space Doctors was, you can be all- That's actually a really, really funny shoot. We basically did a shoot where we just parodied a bunch of movie posters. No one was kind of nothing. Just funny, like we talked about doing,

so we haven't done an achievement hunter poster, like a group poster. We had the boy band one that we shot forever ago. That's like a right one Ryan kind of nothing. Just funny, like we talked about doing, because we haven't done an achievement hunter poster, like a group poster. We have the boy band one that we shot for over a go. That's like a right one Ryan kind of joined the group. And then we did the versus poster, but then we were trying to think of like concepts for, you know, other people. I like it when we haven't done this poster,

but he just named two of the posters that they've made. No, that's like over the course of two years. Like I mean, we're kind of do like a six person poster, I think. Oh, we talked about doing the breakfast club. The versus six people, isn't it? Yeah, that was last our TX is when we launched that one. So here we go. Okay, okay. You started though, you started saying, we've never made a poster, except for

this one. And this one. Oh, I see. You guys published the family photo, you guys, took for the Christmas thing. Yeah, it's kind of a, I don't know. I like the idea of keeping something for us. Like, it, like, John posted one of the outtakes from it, but I like the idea that we have stuff that's not like not everything we do is out out the public I hope you post a map takes from from this shoot. That what? You're

Integrity Okay, all right I don't know you're you lost me at this point. We were shooting this one No, it was the the week where it's super cold here like everything was All the time so this room just had no heat. It was absolutely freezing because we could see up. Because Gus didn't think after two years of being in this overflow space that you could call somebody to repair heat. We could see him like he was that big of a problem. I was like Patrick Solve is prominent.

Like four minutes he's all this. We could see our breath in here and we're over there. We're over there taking this picture. And then I said wouldn't it be cool if our lab coats were flapping in the wind. So we got a fan over. And we were blowing, we just get blown with this freezing cold air. And after we wrap, we were both just like,

are you done? Well, it's turned out to be an awesome poster. You can't tell the way it's freezing on Anus is on. It's really awesome. Yeah, I think it's had a really well. So awesome. It'll be in the store this Friday, which coincidentally is also the deadline for free shipping.

Free shipping, yeah. So if you spend $50 or more in the receipt store, receipt.com slash store, you get free shipping right now. Jackson awesome. It's the end of February. It's the end of February. It's the end of February. So wait, 2014.

All right, so this Friday is the 28th. Yes. So that's the last day in February. So the postures slide in at the buzzer. Right. All right. So you're shopping carts ready? By five posters, then share them with your friends. The way I promoted this t-shirt today, because

we filmed with slum guys this first time we've promoted the shirt, I said that if Dan sees you wearing it in public, he has to buy you a drink. Wow. He should not go to RTX then. Yeah. He would be fucked up for us. That would be, it would get expensive fast. Dude, I'm getting excited for RTX. We're two months away, right, Gus? Are we? No, fuck no, fuck you. Oh, yeah, I thought we'd walk through. Oh, no, no, no, no, wrong. I thought, I had 60 days in my head.

It's like 180 days in my mind. We were four and a half months away. Okay, yeah, sorry. See, what was that? I was, I was legitimate panic. I have me thinking it was two months away. There's something two months away that I'm trying to think. I don't know what it is.

It's moving? That's what it is. Yeah, we're moving. Okay, I knew there was 60 years in my head floating around in there. I'm excited for our TX though. I'm looking forward to it. We have a lot of great stuff lined up.

We're at the point now where we're organizing stuff to begin announcements. So expect announcement train to begin. We may have announcements today on Abu, actually. The controller shop. They're going to be at RTX this year. They gave us these amazing personalized controllers. We got to go on the controller shop and then make our own controllers and they sent them to us. And so they sponsored Abu today and they'll be at RTX. So that is very, very cool. Very cool guys. There's there's mine right there.

Gavin's looks pretty cool. Gavin's looks like it's like carbon fiber. I think we've pretty much all posted ours at this point. I went a bit more sleep looking with mine. Yeah, it's not as messy. Jeff's is really nice. Jeff's is very clean. It's got an anchor on it. And it's also nice because right now, you can only buy, well, I guess now with a Titan

following by two different Xbox One controllers. Because when we set them down, you don't know who's is who's. So now we have our own personalized controllers, which is convenient. I never thought about that. I said one of one of six of us sharing office and it's like you all have them on charge stations you don't know who's who's to think to which machine exactly yeah that sucks this is bright blue like a brown bad and then it's like all

yeah raise raise orange with the marijuana it's a point right right needs to figure out when the irony stops and that that actually is his personality Yeah, it's like he's like it is weird. It's like I can't figure out right to save my life Like if you ask me when Ray's like I'd say he's stone 24 hours a day and watch He lives like this weird ironic like public life right yeah, I'm at fright So did you see the headline today that rocket is leaving bohemia? What? Tell me what's going on with that. So how is the guy who's making Daisy leaving before Daisy is done?

He's leaving. He said that he'll stay on for a little longer to help give Daisy some polish and that he's leaving to make his own studio back in New Zealand. When that guy says polish, how do you know we do this polish that? When you read that article, let me read his exact quote here. I'm going to give it a little polish. I'm going to load it. He told your gamer. Buh, buh, buh, buh.

He said, and it's kind of like cooking in someone else's kitchen. I don't want to be constantly telling Bohemia. This is how I do it. And this the way we do it, I would extend my involvement here as long as Bohemia wanted needed me. He explained, wait, so Bohemia wanted, needed me, he explained. Wait, so Bohemia is not his company? No, they're the people who made Arma.

Oh, okay, so they hired him on to make that. Right. Okay. Originally, I wasn't going to do this year, but it would be stupid not to, and it would be unfair to the community. I have to be on the project as long as it's important to, whether that role is as the leader, whether that role is as more creative sense, but at a certain point there will be diminishing returns. So that's it. So he, I guess there's an update here. He reiterated his commitment to working on Daisy as long as need be, quote, the most important element of the story is that I am continuing to work on Daisy for the rest of the year and more if required. So that's crazy. To me, that's like lighting in a bottle. Why would you leave that?

The only people I can think that, you probably want to go back home. I guess so. I mean, the only people that I can think that succeeded in something left and now have gone on and succeeded again are the guys that tighten the fog, guys that respawn. Those guys left Infinity War.

And by the way, they've done that a couple different times. Yeah, because they left, what was the studio that made Medal of Honor? Because they left the year. You know, it was the developer. Oh, they left that and then they I mean that was a fucking that was a travesty when they left that That was a fuck that was bad news. Yeah, that was a huge problem and then they started They started a pretty work and it was like they made amazing titles I mean and then they apparently got all fuck got pissed there too and then bolted and then started to respond Yeah, now I mean tight and fall is incredibled that it's like that is just that's nuts and you just don't see it happen very often

I'm actually saying that he's homesick you're right does and that he wants to make a better multiplayer formula a Better multiplayer formula. He wants to You fade the way me. Oh, I also wants to find a better multiplayer formula. That's what he said Apparently news reported on it today. Interesting. Yeah, but it's weird. It's like, I just think Daisy's one of those things that just maybe took too long and it's just like it lost its window. That being said, when they made it available for pre-release, it sold how many copies in the first day? 70,000 or something. Yeah, I think they've definitely sold more than a million at this point.

Yeah. I don't know. I've kind of, I have personally lost my interest in Daisy. I'm sorry. Yeah, what's good? I was just speaking of pre-release stuff. Starwall is now available for pre-release on our early release on steam and we are both in it, which is pretty good. All the guys are in it, right? Yeah, all the achievement on our guys are in it. That's so awesome. So yeah, we helped them out with their kickstart a little bit, kind of gave them a little bit of promotion and as a favorite, like we paid to get one of our faces in it. And I said the message saying like, hey, you know, we don't want to fight over it. Can we put like the logo or somewhere in the game or like Michael Jordan's face?

And they're like, just send all six. We'll put all of you in the, okay. And so all six of us are in the game. It's pretty badass. And so they're still updating it right now. Like it's still being, you know, added on to. And they're going for PS4 release right now. And they're looking into Xbox One release. So that's cool that they did it that way and you're right about

fighting over it the way we used to do it back in the day was whenever we got those requests is whoever answered the email go I'll just put me in that's the way we do it and we go oh no what happened to you guys got fucked somehow at some point I'm sure we're making a uh star wall let's place absolutely we have made it yeah we're like writing our own guys it would be awesome if it let me ask you a question I mean if just let's just say this happens if there was a 360 Minecraft skin pack that was released and it was you guys would you switch to your to that or would you use your character I don't know like I'm it's so weird like even even changing skins on our characters right now

feels dirty like we had a one of the King Ryan lets plays was the change in a Gavin skin. That felt weird going to that menu and swapping away from my character. It's been a year now. When I run around a corner right into someone's face and they freak out because I'm a creeper, but this split second they think it's a creeper. I would miss that, but I would 100% dress as me. On the micress server I have a like a the ability to do the lightning bolt and kill people and there's one dude because I said I lightning all the creepers

There's one dude who has a Cooper skin. I'm constantly lighting Sorry, and I'm like oh, my god, and Apple and I'm like sorry about that is like I'm getting really tired of this Well that fucking let's play you did rainbow six with all your faces. Oh, you're goddamn face was one of the funniest things ever The way the way the funny things have been Oh, my god, the way to think about it is that the face doesn't move in any way like the mouth doesn't when you die Like my character was just like just dead on the floor Something about Gavin when Gavin blew himself up and his lifeless body in that face looking at me dropping to the floor That broke me like I don't know if it's all in there, but it was like five minutes. I just couldn't move and it's like two solid minutes what you don't say I

Was tears were streaming on my face. I didn't like step away from my computer. It was it was goddamn I was funny. I love those moments where we cry from laughter. We had a great moment in a Witness protection in GTA 4 where I was driving the bus and you came in a fight like this and just went like, oh my god, we got a customer's car, I was like, where did you come from? No, I was going full speed, I just ran inside of your bus and it was exploded dead. It was like a speed bump, he just hit me and kept going. What's been your favorite let's play that you've done? What'd you say? God, man, it's so tough. Like, I mean some of the early Minecraft stuff.

I love going back to the early Minecraft stuff where we genuinely- You can still man the early ones out. Well, I mean, we didn't know what we were doing. And it's kind of cool to look back on that. And now with the seeing the actual experience of us learning things as we're playing, that's pretty neat.

The best is that the first episode where you start building a new house right next to you or you're like, you're raging in that. Yeah, he literally like 10 blocks away from our house. No, I was like two blocks away. It's called a 10th house. But it's like, even then like Gavin poured away from our I was like two blocks away It's called a house like Like Gavin poured the lava on top of the house and then I was like I didn't know how lava works

I was trying to channel it into the river. Yeah thinking like oh, well like you know do like you know Try to get it in there. Maybe it'll cool it off and no, I just never ends. I edited that We're gonna send an image for you to use some podcast Here can I send to that thing that I get the email there? Just uh, you know, yeah, you know, okay. Sorry guys Um, here. Can I send you that thing? The email there? Just, uh, email. Yeah, email it. Okay. Sorry guys.

That would be moments in that first one, because I was editing it. I was making funny cuts. So I would be cutting from like me, mining iron and smelting iron. It's kind of like you guys. It's just like, yeah, I'm gonna make a stick or something. You know what?

It's great. Jumping to the stage. Something about a workbench. Microwave, Microwave is a great example, that you guys literally started playing Microwave when he came up The day came up three six to do achievements at first, right? And it just goes to show That game is like just you'll tell people about forever But until they sit down and play it and like they like hit a tree that get a piece of wood They turn into planks. They make a stick and it's just like it just goes from there. Yeah, it's just a radical like you know

The second Minecraft let's play was the on a rail achievement guide. And that's where it's a let's play. And that's where the tower pimps came. It's our pimps on yeah. And that was the one where I had to leave the room because I was so pissed off at Gavin. You said every time you got a boom coin like you were a drunk

asshole. Yeah, man. He wasn't drunk it. Where were you drunk it work? Yeah. Pfft. Pfft. No.

Well it created the tower of pimps. Did you have in, did you, were they even called let's place then? Yeah, wasn't yeah Yeah, let's play it was not playing every Friday. Yeah Joel is in that one too People forget that yeah, you just got a wandered off and it is on thing the whole video because we shared a screen I remember seeing given the cool early that day. I was like hey, we planned my craft late you want to get on it? He was like yeah My I would say that my favorite last place, recently, my favorite ones to record at definitely GTA 5.

Like the thing we did the other day where we were just trying to land Titans on the mountain side of stuff, you never know what's going to happen. There's something that happened in a GTA let's play that we did that we pulled it off. And it was like one of those like everyone was like running around screaming because we were so excited that we actually managed to do. Comes out on Wednesday. Is that is a thing to do, I think okay. Yeah, that was incredible That was like everyone like every like every angle of footage was better than the last angle

It was like holy shit. This was amazing. Oh my god. Look at that. Oh my god. It was probably one of the most impressive things We've visually that we filmed yeah, so that'll be coming out hopefully But we will we've a pretty good week of stuff aside from Friday Well, I look forward to 100. 100 will be pretty close to our anniversary. The Root Sheet anniversary. Yeah, it's like two months away. Yeah.

It's not fucking downloading. It's not downloading? It's just a blank screen. Yeah, we have the versus reset on Thursday as well. I'm cutting that right now. That was a lot of fun to shoot. How's that turning out? It's looking good.

I watched the, I went through into the initial cut of everyone, and it's fun, and I'm gonna have a lot of fun tweaking it and getting different angles and whatnot from it, trying to be as vague as possible. So I want to just want to reset the order that we challenge each other, because it's going around in circles the same time. Oh, we got a pretty good order.

The order is pretty good. Is it? Yeah. I haven't figured it out in my head yet. There's a couple situations that have never occurred before that could happen very quickly. Well, to this day, you have never played against Michael in versus. Yeah, there's a couple things like like certain people like Like Jeff has never challenged me and like I've never played Michael and like things like that Where's like the reset will help while I'll allow it. Is this what you were trying to send me? Yeah That's the thing I'm trying to send you so we're trying my Minecraft. So someone just sent me that we reset the sponsor

Minecraft server. And this is the graveyard from the Minecraft server. Since we reset it an hour and a half ago. Wow. That's all the people that have died. That's all the ones that have tracked that have died. Yeah. So that's close to a lot.

So if I went in that, how long would I last before I was brutally driving? Jack was trying to log on last night. I thought, listen, let me get you set up before you go in because you would have a huge target on your back. Yeah. They're actually trying to co on last night. I thought listen, let me get you set up before you go in because you would have a huge target on your back Yeah, they're actually trying to they're actually trying to co-exist peacefully And there's just like some people just not they're not having anything to do with that. Well even so Anarchy like they they just code they co-exist peacefully until they get a lava bucket And then it shit as well. Yeah, well even like someone was playing as Gavin the other day Yeah, like someone that someone's just using my account. Yeah, I guess my account. There's a Ristrate sponsorship. Not there is a Ristrate like community server, not your server, that

like someone logged in as Gavin the Gavino free and was like, never is like, oh, yeah, Gavin's playing. Okay, Texan screenshot saying, hey, you're killing me in Minecraft right now. I was like, I'm not playing. I'm a bar right now. So it's going to weird. If you're brain cells and this is Minecraft and you have where we're going to tap. I don't get that though. Like there's couple times like there's just people on YouTube are imitating us And this is like that's weird to me. No, who was we had that we had the the long time ago There was a guy who had a blog and he was imitating whatever guy. It's okay. I say it's Jeff He's imitating Jeff on what was it like blogger.com or something?

Oh Facebook was it? Oh, is that what literally take Jeff's journals from the site and then rewrite them as though they were his own like super like not like personal because it was Stuff that he was publicly posting but it was written from a very personal perspective. Yeah, it was like really it was like fucking bizarre There's a guy there's a guy on YouTube right now. You should take this down who's basically posting everything you do I did this gone It's gone now. Yeah, he had like 30,000 subs and a million views and it was just he would just take my vines and my my Videos for all to me. Oh, it's not supposed to like Gavin free. Yeah, they were posted as that's why I can take it down So there's a selection box for impersonation. It's just like that's me obviously. Yeah, yeah That was a lot. I mean my cat has 45,000

Twitter followers and there's some dude in the world who runs my cats Twitter accounts. I think he's angry like this is actual real Twitter account have way less followers like god damn it is fucking cat probably so I thought I got Joe a new tag and it basically says his name and how to get it hold with me and then this there was extra room so I just wrote feed me fish and then the back is seriously feed me a fish and I thought I should have put his Twitter tag on it. It's a people be like oh it's his cat's got a Twitter cat. They look it up they go the fuck is this cat? Walk cat's cat. 15,000 followers on Twitter. I

by the way have learned that my cat just walks into other people's houses and just starts eating food. My neighbors will text me photos of my cat that's wandering their house. They send me. That's all. That's gonna be a great life. Like, hey, what's going on here? Got anything you need? Yeah, cool. The little girl next door feeds them pink salmon. That's what she eats. Wow.

When he goes on the places. Is it a big fat cat now? He's doing okay. I posted a vine of him the other day. Like, just hang it out and everyone was commenting. Is he got cedar allergies now? You fucking cat. Cedar allergies.

I think I'm in the back. Cause he was making this noise. Yeah. Alex Cuz he's making this noise For like four hours straight like and they would even go to me out me out like this Painful sound the world so we took into the vet in the vector IA. I see your allergies Which is if you live in Austin that's the most Austin thing ever is that a cat would have fucking seat or allergies Give him much bunch of tattoos and his collar? Because I noticed what I did whenever I post photos of Emma my dog like my phone number is on her collar And I've always remembered a look at that before I go that is typical

I just said information on how to get hold of me and not my phone number because I'm always worried about yeah Actually posting like oh shit, so I've been lucky so far I should follow my comment though about alley makes is that she's been posting like she's getting hit by like she got hit full force someone who's lived in Austin now for only two years. She's like full force allergies and it's like the saga on her Twitter at alley makes and I'm worried about her. I'm worried that she's going to die. She's got the the shots. Yeah. Well, they didn't let feel so they stopped working for you, right? They stopped working for you because I keep up with my maintenance. So I got overconfident and didn't keep up with them. And also this year was like, this year was fucking apocalypse.

Yeah, if this is like the seed of amounts and all of a sudden the air on the average year, like this year was like, yeah, we got a photo of a tree here. It looks like trees are on fire. It's like, yeah, trees are smoky. You can hit them and there's like, if you if you climb that tree and stuck your head up in the broads and just went what would happen to you just fall out of the tree. Actually sitting right over here and where I love you to death but I was ready to throw you in the pool this weekend. We were we were actually getting ready because Gavin wants to use my backyard for slow-mo guys and we have a cedar tree in my backyard and it's this weird like oddly shaped super tall slender. the gay guys who had my house before me They like made this like super like stylized cedar tree and I like it she hates it

But it's a cedar tree. So I'm like yeah, let's get rid of this thing So I'm down on my hands and he's like trying to figure out like like the root system and like where they can do it But can Ashley who's watching me suffer all winter with these allergies? What did she do she goes maybe we just pushed over she grabs a tree? Oh with these allergies. What did she do? She goes, maybe we can just push it over. She grabs it. She's like, and she's like, and this fucking cloud of like, cedar pollen is sent on me. And my eyes went, I was like, oh, I can't even dive in your pool. Yeah. And it was like 40 degrees in the pool. Yeah. Did you actually jump in the pool? No, I didn't. But I didn't go inside like, immediately. I was faster than when I, after to touch

Blaine's underwear. That's how that's how it's drastic it was. So that's awesome. Oh, Joe is I had to meant being an indoor outdoor cat. Joe the cat is like a Cedar bomb. Like he'll come in and it's like he like climbing a bed and wrapping himself around my head and he's just like soaked with pollen. No wonder he's got fucking allergies now. What do you think he caught it? Does he smoke like the trees just like his Like when he before he comes, yeah, I will puff him like this. I go come here Joe the cat puff puff puff and then I let him in the house Yeah, or just give him one good kick and

One of those rug beaters Wack him a couple of times when you walk I use the cat to beat a rug You ever see you ever see the holy grail. Yeah, that's like one of the running jokes They never discussed in holy Grail is the fact that people are always in the background swinging cats by the tail and beating stuff with it. You go back and watch it. You'll really notice it today. Yeah.

Never notice that. I don't kick my cat by the way. I love my cat, bro. You're a good cat owner. I want to remind everyone this episode of the Ristief Podcast is brought to you by Hulu Plus. You've probably tried Hulu.com. Hulu Plus is so much more. With Hulu Plus, you can watch your favorite shows anytime anywhere. Hulu Plus lets you

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Can we talk about something kind of sad that happened today? Oh, God, yes. You all right? What do you want to talk about? I know what you Can we talk about something kind of sad that happened today? Oh, God, yes. Are you alright? What do you want to talk about? I know what you ought to talk about. Harold Ramos died. Oh, Harold Ramos died. That actually hit me a lot harder than I thought it was going to hit me. I was surprised to find out that Harold Ramos was 69 years old. Yeah, he was a lot older than him. That must have made him 40 about when he was in Ghostbusters. He was in Ghostbusters. Yeah, he's egon. Yeah, listen what this guy did. He was egon spangler in Ghostbusters, but he wrote Ghostbusters. Stripes. He wrote Stripes.

He wrote Teddy Shack. He wrote Groundhog Day. Animal House. Animal House. I mean, this guy, he'll grahamist, is he's a very accomplished guy. Very funny guy. I mean, I didn't know the guy personally,

but everything I've just seen interview the guy, I just seen one of the nicest people on the planet. I have to die off. He had some weird blood disease. Yeah, some autoimmune blood disease. It was an inflammation of his blood vessels. Yeah. And at one point, he had to learn to relearn how to walk.

And he'd been suffering with this. And I just, I hadn't heard about it. Yeah, but it was really sad, because I mean, growing up, I watched Stripes and Ghostb I hadn't heard about it. Yeah, but it was really sad because I mean growing up I watched stripes and ghostbusters my dad like constantly and so like that's like one of the most important movies to me growing up like I watch I see ghostbusters probably 200 times and so like some like that hit a lot of times. Yeah, like that like something like that hitting us like man that's he was a really important

person in my life and when like he kind of shaped like him is egon spingular kind of shaped the nerd hero sort of archetypes that has now existed in movies ever since then and sort of like he was the nerdy one like it was you know vinkamint was the cool guy kind of the swat guy but he was the nerd but like at like the older I've gotten the more I kind of relate to that character than I do kind of you know rarer or anybody else. And so it was like really sad when that happened like we it was funny we were recording a let's play when it happened it was like legitimate sadness. And when that happened, like we it was funny. We were recording a Let's Play when it happened. And it was like legitimate sadness. And it's like, that's unfortunate. And then immediately we're thinking, did we say anything about him recently? You didn't come back to you. Yeah, we because we also killed Tom Clancy by accident. But, but not that,

but like seriously though, like he was an amazing man and like all of his movie, all of his work is just incredible. And even you go back and watch something like like knocked up. He plays a all his work is just incredible. And even you go back and watch something like like knocked up, he plays Seth Rogen's dad. And it's such a simple scene, but like it was just perfect for him. Yeah, really that was just thinking about that. That's that is a really great scene. I was trying to think what Seth Rogen movie it was and it was knocked up. Yeah. And he's really great in that. He seems super personable. And it's like almost it feels weird. Like it felt like an older comedian like talking and having a good time with a young comedian,

you know, he was even wasn't he in Orange County, the Colin H an older comedian like talking and having a good time with a young comedian, you know. He was even, what's he in Orange County? The Colin Hanks movie, like Jack Black. I think he was in that as well. I saw. And the same kind of deal, we're just like, man, he's kind of, yeah, thank you, bro. So yeah, it's sad to see him move on. It's sad to see like, you know, icons from my youth now, you know, passing on. It's kind of terrifying, I think like someday Steven Spielberg's not gonna be around. And so anyway, not to bring down the

podcast or anything, but mission accomplished. Yeah, resting piece. Six year old, bramist. Two young, yeah, we'll be missed. Seems like a, you know, really great guy and I definitely enjoyed almost every movie that guy worked on. That was one of the first awesome DVDs I remember was the Ghostbusters DVD because that director's commentary that was done, mystery science theater style, where it's like they had the little silhouettes of them and the lower part of the movie.

And they were like pointing stuff out and talking about the movie. Huh, so. What do you think, like, do you remember, do you guys remember, you were probably too young, but do you remember Ghostbusters when it came out? Yeah, absolutely. Like it was, it was a huge movie.

What do you think Ghostbusters made? I bet Ghostbusters made like $45 million domestically. Yeah, you think so? Like, you remember being a huge hit for that time? Rumor, right? I bet it was not very much money. Dude, I remember he slimed me, it was like the big catch phrase for a whole year practically. That's great. Ghostbusters made $238 million.

Oh, way more than I thought. That's a huge loss. That's what, $85? Yeah, it was $30 million to make it. And it's opening weekend. It made 13 million dollars, but it went on to gross 238 million. Wow. That's like 5 billion dollars today, right? Yeah, it just shows different You made it made a domestically 238 million quarter of a billion and foreign it made 53 million now now today That would be even you know would make a quarter billion and a quarter billion. I'm always amazed at how cheap that they can make a movie.

Obviously, because inflation as well, but in the 60s, like they made Doc to know from million dollars and 10 bond movies later, they spent a million dollars on the titles. Really wow, that's amazing. Well, the title sequence is always a big deal for all the bond, yeah. It's kind of the old tradition.

It's kind of like titles house, that would be the big thing to get. Like, there's that one that's really well well known prologue. They do all the cool In shows, is that Kyle Cooper's yeah, yeah, yeah, he did imaginary forces to you. He was there First he left the measuring forces to do prologue. I was gonna say a Brian beam. I saw him in here earlier We're talking about title sequences, but he's not he walked back Like he Brian is the guy who does all of our title sequences, did the Rishi podcast, the patch, just recently put out a new.

Swimhole guys. He did Swimhole guys, but he just put a game might one out. I was in for the livestream that you guys did in Friday. Yeah, I mean, literally that thing came hot off the presses and Kyle put it up with you. He designed the Achiemoner logo too. He went from the old target logo to the star. That was the very first thing he did when he came to work for us.

I admittedly, I was like always the old like Crosshair logo. I was always like, we gotta redo that. I would just get into it because the lines were so small and everything. And that was one of the, I think that was one of the best rebrandings ever. I the new achievement hunter brings. I don't even think about the old one anymore. Yeah, I saw someone wearing a shirt in an Aloe intro today, one of the old shirts and it's like, man, then I got thinking about the guy who got the tattoo of the old logo. I think the weekend before we released No, that's isn't that guys old school. So I really like the current intro that I leave you like the clock wipe Dubstep kind of thing. Yeah, I like that the I don't know if I should talk over it though I always feel bad, but I'm always I'm always like you have to start talking a meeting in videos like

Waiting for a video to start. I like it when it's just we're faded down in the background going wow. The best was in the it's not your wall though too the old loader still. And the old or not the old in the the GTA that's like we're doing the lining the Titans.

I love how that one starts where just you're sinking and then Ryan comes out from the sink. He's like, oh shit what's's going on? I got three hours. They're doing it. They were just standing here. Like you never know when that shit's going to start. I know a lot of comments saying, why are they counting one to three? That's that. I think that's a matter of video with the audio.

We do that. The and the beginning of every single recording. Like literally we press records. And the first thing we do is one, two, three on the guide. One, two, three. I think literally every audio file we have is me hitting record and saying, we're rolling. And then it's just one, two, three on the guide. One, two, three. I think literally every audio file we have is me hitting record and saying, we're rolling. And then it's one, two, three, one, two, three. This is Jeff sinking. One, two, three. This is Michael on the guide.

One, two, and so we go through that. That way we're all lined up perfectly. Jeff, what is essentially it's like when they do the clapper in a movie, like for film, they do that little clap so they can sync up the audio. We actually started doing that for Minecraft. Usually one of us would sync, but because we had six screens, it became more difficult. Like in the very first Minecraft, you sync your video to the audio and then no one else does. So I remember having to line up like the first death message. I think it was the first death message to sync it run up. But now we all do it. So it's right away very easy to sync in. First movie I ever made the camera, the film camera, wasn't at the same time base as the

audio record. Oh god. So with Drift, I remember I, I remember it was like 97.8% speed. We finally figured it out. It was recording 48, whatever, and it was filming at 44. And Matt and I would have to line up the video and the audio and we'd be like, you know, the film and the audio and we could look look at you be like is this early? Is it late and you if it's close your brain just cannot figure it out? I still have trouble with that

Yeah, there's like some of the early when we first are working on red is blue I had no you know production experience and you would show me right is that early is that late? It's a different what's the difference? What I mean head pops you yeah, cuz yeah, it's all it's very early Yeah, I got that all the time Your brain just like knows it's out of sync, but it can't figure out which direction it's fucking it really fucks with you. And you have to look at it a lot now. And now there's software that does that. Like I've had that problem before where like I noticed my

audience a little out of sync. Like, oh, let me just run through the software. Boom. Everything's just synced up. Great. All done. That's crazy. Yeah. It's good. It's hours of work without that support. Now it's to button. We have that whenever we record with PCs, I think. Whenever we capture from our laptops, it drifts. Like that hour long, the surgeons stimulate. We did microchets to chop it every few minutes and slide it back one.

I've been working on microchets a lot lately. And I showed Gavin on the PC. I showed him this mod that you can get called World Edit, which is he can basically just do like brushes and like change the mountains and all that stuff. Or just like, I want to paint over all the dirt. So I mask out the dirt and I'm just gonna play all dirt with iron or something like that. And like you can do, it's just a super powerful tool.

And I showed him how I can build like a wall across the entire world, but just selecting two points and filling in with better rock. And it, Gavin's like, that would would take us 45 minutes to do. Yeah, I said, yeah, but then you'd lose a whole show. Yeah, we wouldn't have let's build. Let's build would be 15 seconds long. Let's build ice cube. Yeah. Next time.

All right. And see. Gavin, would you rather, oh never mind. That's the end of the show. It's just a spin up logo. The title screen, five seconds, and then the outro, and that's it. Gavin, would you rather make a video or not? Nope, okay, let's go. Let's spin out.

Walk away from it. Let's go tell the guy who runs the broadband in our front lawn. Did you see that story that came out a few days ago, but that woman who went to jail for an overdue video that she had checked out from a video store. No. What? That's fraud though. I mean, you get a jail for the one with she had checked out a monster in law in 2005. See, okay. You want it to be a good movie though.

You don't want it to be monster in law. There it is. Dalton. And this, this, this video store, I guess she kept it. Is she getting her hair cut? The video store eventually went out of business. And she didn't know a warrant had been put out for for her so she went into like the police station to complain about something and of course they looked her up like oh it's a warrant for her

rest she spent a night in jail because she kept monster in law she's in the videos out of business the video was a business what video stores that kind of an asshole to put a worn out for it probably just wanted the movie back probably like people are gonna talk to about monster in law what is monster in law that is the bed middler Fonda's Jennifer Lopez movie. I only know I had to look it up. I mean I'm a... You know Jason went when everyone was using Netflix for discs.

Jason who plays Tucker in Redversible with Jason Saldana. He calculated that he paid for Hotel Rwanda. Everyone had one Netflix movie that just kept for a long time. He kept Hotel Rwanda for 13 months He estimated he paid like 85 bucks to never watch hotel Rwanda. Yeah Met a guy who produced Hotel Rwanda and I had to tell him that you know what the smudge was he goes well, I should have watched it It's a great movie it was really good. I spent like 90 quit on good fellas. Just sat there. This is good fellas. I did eventually, but it took me like 18 months to watch it. I just filmed such a good video.

Each of you guys were showing casino a lot. I found myself watching casino about once a week at this point. Not quite as good. You mean I'll tell you, uh, score says he is like from the generation of filmmakers where they're very beginning to theatrical experience. So they will just do shit and like good enough on film where it's like, ah's okay like when a guy gets shot in good fellows they basically just have someone on the floor throw blood on the wall and it's just supposed to be okay but if you still frame it it's like the guys here in blood flies up from his lap when he gets out there and it's just like

you know back when you couldn't pause stuff and rewind it it didn't matter there's a there's a scene in god 2, which is one of the most beloved movies of all time, if not the most beloved movie of time. There's a scene where they have one of the worst ADR overdubs you'll ever see and they've never fixed it in any version. It's the guy, uh, Mo, oh God, Mo Brown, I think is his name. He's talking and he does this scene where he's yelling with Frado and he goes, he goes, it's a Jewish guy and he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes,

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body. Every single shot he's ever fired is bond. And there's one, but he's like walking towards one with a pistol and shooting. He's like There's no way you can see what he's doing. That's awful But I'm like my fucking got stabbed by another god. They're excited. You can't tell me that you don't get hit by these Fucking pillows trying to attack me So Nothing I want to talk about this podcast was I guess heroes is coming back Yeah, you're really reborn as heroes reborn Is it the same as did anybody ask for this if it's anything like the first season?

I'll give it a watch first season of heroes was great Yeah, it was awesome. It was fantastic until the finale And I just heard that apparently the idea for heroes was every season there We're gonna bring a new character. So it was gonna be like a reset every season Which would have made sense because it was it set up perfectly for that the problem here was to me was that they set up as like this genetic thing in like you know this anomalies rising it was kind of like a X-Men before X-Men but it was a rare thing it was a rare thing yeah everybody in the show got superpowers yeah even there was a guy on the show it was a so hero was

a masioka his friend on the show was basically his buddy right and he didn't have power ando Thank you and ando didn't have powers and that's what I liked about him and he ended up getting powers But really by like the end of the second or third season I always said that the way you get powers on that show is Somebody points a TV camera. Yeah, and then you develop super power Yeah, you like I've like an hour screen time this is like the hell I'm gonna drive around yeah, yeah, Nissan Vesta Yeah, or it's just show start off so great. It's so good. I think that was probably one of the shows we talked about when we first started the podcast.

So people who have watched or listened to podcasts for a long time might have heard us talk about this for but the thing that always drove me crazy about heroes is the whole first season was based around this premonition with the cheerleader. Save the cheerleader save the world. Remember they were all in traffic in the street. And traffic has stopped. They're in the middle of the city street. And everything was leading up to these events.

They were trying to stop it, but they couldn't stop it. And this premonition, this reason of the future was coming true and coming true. Then they get to the end, and it's a totally different scene. Instead of having it in the middle of the traffic in the middle of the city, they had it in our office. It's like, I'll be the side. Yeah.

And it was like, we've been watching this other scene in the whole movie, and it's like, now it's something totally different, but it's not justified in a way that was so crazy about it I remember like they ran out of money remember they had the character who did the paintings and that that was a big thing He like you get see the future via painting right and there was the painting of of hero with the sword in front of a dinosaur And it's like holy shit How is that gonna work out and then this was there was nothing it was like a museum or something like that? It's like yeah, no that sucks, but I like that's what you got excited about.

Yeah, but it was like, you know, there was some cool stuff, even like that first episode where he was really trying to like warp through time and he ends up in time squared. It was like, oh my God, that's amazing. And it just slowly degraded over time. Yeah, then it accelerated and was much faster. Well, apparently it's coming back as a 13 episode mini series. Yeah, what, what's, does it have any of the original characters? I think they said it's just going to be

it's going to be new characters. I'm sure we'll see. If it does well, I'm sure we'll end up seeing another mini series I'll bring back. It'll be like heroes revisited. I saw the guy that they're flying dude from heroes. He was in a new show on Amazon video. What's that called? That service. Amazon. Instant? Yeah, that was it. Yeah. Some show it's like it ended the whole thing, but he was in it any, well, even like he's like, like, I never watched Doctor Who, but Christopher Eccleston was in heroes, and I knew him from that. He was Claude. He was the invisible man on heroes. He was like, oh, he was the first doctor after they brought it back. Yeah, the, the, the northern doctor. Yeah, he was on

for maybe four or five episodes. I don't even remember that. No, that was great. Great villain, Tyler. Tyler, he was great. Exactly. For the first season, I liked him a lot. I didn't really, I mean, I liked the cheerleader character a lot, but that was, I didn't really heard jumping off. Like jumping off the thing and like breaking all the time.

That was the pilot, wasn't it? Yeah, and then slowly like re-building in front of her friend. They get a lot of trouble because one of the ways she tested her ability to heal and her invulnerability was Jumping off that platform and you know falling great distance and being okay with it and it was videotape by her buddy But then the other thing she did was she stuck her hand in the garbage disposal And they showed the brand name of the garbage disposal. Oh really? Got a lot of trouble for that if I recall correctly. Oh, like they they were like I'm like in sync orator or somebody That's the one brand. I know of garbage. So I was meant that surely that just proves it's a really good garbage

This but no It's right. He's showing the product was unsafe because it mangled it mangled her hand or it's something like that I'll look it up and see if I can call Chris Faklisdom was the the bad guy in Thor two. Oh, that's right Yeah, he's so messed up. You can't even tell who is the dog elf We we even talked about guarding the galaxy. Have we? We did lots of my god that trailer so good. I know Gus you hate it. Look at that face That face he's just like I was on the fence like star lord. He should we rock it. Oh, I'll cast up I regret not

I'm not rockin rockin You see this is from 2006 NBC is getting sued by a garbage disposal maker that claims that network's hit show heroes Cassage product in a negative light Because she is an insincorrator honestly if a garbage disposal didn't crush a hand to pieces I wouldn't want it. That's the point of it You want to dispose of things including hands of cheerleaders pull it out It's a big phobia people have though about So pretty I know people that have lost stuff down their down their disposal and they're like I can't do anything about that

It's like just reaching there and get it. They're like I can't do that. Well you can get to it from the bottom. You can't get on the plug it from the bottom. Dude like I absolutely get you from the bottom. Where are you talking to? From the bottom. You unplug it from under the sink. No you just reach your hand in there. It's a closed unit. What are you talking about? Yeah it's closed.

Just unscrew it open it. Gavin look if I recall correctly you took, you had to like have help with a shovel to bury a cable. Like you're going to, you're going to disconnect a garbage disposal or you're going to stick your hand down the little rubbery bit. That's what you're going to do. We had some immersion pickups the other day. And in the middle of it, they started just cutting down all the trees and throwing logs into a woodchipper which was annoying we had to I couldn't imagine the most disruptive thing you could do during a film shoot Yeah, and that was it

There's some like montage footage where if they actually played the real footage it would just be like Like nobody can hear anyone there's one point my mic was blindfolded and he just went on way after the take-in But that was a guy, he was, they cut down a little tree and he had a big wood chip behind him and he was pulling logs and like throwing them in. And I watched him pull a log, it snapped and he went and fell against the wood chip of thing. It had like a god here and he went,

oh, I just punched a guy, I almost get a blade. He almost got the fargoed. Yeah, oh We can see it like they just put it like this and it comes out like Comes out tiny bits. It was mental. I just wondered like would you have enough time in that scenario to think Or would just be like oh shit, and then that's it Did I go through some sort of chipper or something recently and survive it coming through a turbine of a plane? That's what I was thinking about the guy who's something the genit There was someone who went through some sort of like disposal unit and came out the other side alive

I Know what that is so I never buy that yet. Yeah, was that a guy who I know I think it was a guy who went through a hay baler That may be a bad baled in hay right come out like He had to Metal rings around him I Like you know how like a recipe in Minecraft, like you take the dude, put him in one square, take the baler, put it there, you get the...

He's like an awkward foot poking out the corner. But I was thinking, you know how, um... Like an animal with his, like if you cut chicken's head off, there's a little like twitching and it's not even like... Try to not see, like, go ahead. Cause body over there. But if a guy went through a wood shipper, would the bits move?

Individual bits? Yeah, like they might, like they might. Gross, well bits move. Individual bits, they might. They might. Well, yeah, like, when you hang someone, they're feet tall. It's like, right? And it's like, you get to tell them, are you and you put the lemon on it?

And it like contracts, like, if you ran over there with some lemon and poured it on his bits, when it like started contracting. That's, like, Christian, why do you even want their food to look like it's still alive? There's additions, like a squid, what he's talking about.

And then they have some kind of salty Sausage they pour in it and then the squid starts wailing and let's discuss it's a horrifying. It's horrifying So back to Guardians of the galaxy. All right, so I want to thank everyone for watching tonight. I can't stop this feeling Well, it's fucking shit. We're gonna talk about it inside of me. That movie is gonna be That movie's gonna be terrible. It's gonna be terrible. It's gonna lose so much money. It's like serenity meets galaxy quest. It's so easy. It's like serenity, guys.

So it's gonna be a huge black cluster. We got the trailer up. We should finish the podcast with the trailer roll. Yeah, we should show the trailer. It's so good. Oh, that again. You know what I said about this? You know what I said about this movie?

On the last podcast? What's that? I said this photo, this promotional photo, it looks like the way my mother would describe any video game ever like that's what she would describe. That's awesome It looks like they fucked up the movie for Starbucks It's like oh, it's got the Fox guy who flies spaceships and then it's got a crew Not a fox and it's like you can see the Hollywood executive we go back to photo the Hollywood executive who's like Oh, we can't have a frog. Let's just make a hot green lady and she's the wrong person instead it looks like they fucked up the star Fox movie

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