Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #260

Episode Date: March 4, 2014

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Recharges so you it dips into green. It's a great Just like this is hovers in the middle and it's like And it is never good It looks good. It's always great. It's always totally fine How could you not drive like that in a Tesla though? It's what whoa? I almost took on our whole table. Sorry, Bob Almost Where's it for pancakes? Where the for pump was the first pancake it'll be I have red velvet as an experiment

But we have lots of different toppings here. I have the last year the big success was the S'mores pancake what's what you can't go wrong with that Graham cracker and chocolate and marshmallow cream So we have that again. We have a red velvet pancake, which I mixed up here We have a peanut butter and banana We have peanut butter and Nutella and then we have all sorts of different chips like peanut butter chips and chocolate chips And actually even cookie dough you don't have Nutella remember oh I'm sorry. I don't have Nutella. I have Nettle noodle noodle they modified all my brands

my peanut butter is Giff That is not giff that is giff Giff we pronounce it properly We need to get that and Gavin actually went out and got Sirip chocolate syrup and Barbara's very insulted what What's wrong with it? What original syrup? It is original syrup. It doesn't even say maple on it It's original. This is before maple. Who's worse? Who wants pancake pancake? What do you want? Chocolate chip me okay the order will go Gus Gavin Barbara Gus

All right, I love it. You know, I haven't one. Yes. He will. He will. He will. He's the pancake master. He gets pancakes whenever he wants. It's true. Oh, that's good. We, we, we, we, we fucked up. Next year, we got to have a pancake camp that's over the griddle. Pointed straight down so you can see pancakes. That's the chock. Cam that Rudy. Absolutely. You should never point out the fact that we're never prepared for this stuff that we did all this stuff. We did this other preparation we have this is way more prepared than we are Thank you to Cara and the interns were getting all this you know we could just hold an iPhone and airplane So I'm sure everyone's excited last night was the Oscars

Oh, thank you everyone watched everyone retweeted a fucking photo over two million times Congratulations internet you can follow directions you really mad about that I'm really Insensed about the fact that Ellen's a generous because she called it out She said let's make the most retweeted photo in history and everyone fucking plays along What why can't I do that look Look at it, there it is. Why are we showing it? Fucking piece of it. Was that an advertisement for the phone?

Yes, absolutely. That's Julia Rose. I like how later that night, or was it earlier, she tweeted something from an iPhone. It was throughout the event. Yeah. I think there were, I think there were two different times she had like that Samsung device out.

Yeah. Once on stage and then that like selfie and then the backstage stuff was from an iPhone. Two different iPhones. Funny about it to me is that people were calling out the fact that she was using a Samsung phone but then tweeting from an iPhone to like product placement with Samsung.

Twitter is also product placement. Like people don't, we just accepted it as like a service so it's like we can just talk about it. Well, I think the reason people point that out is Samsung has had it for free. Well, Samsung has had a bad track record with their sponsors or with people that they pay to use their products. Like they have that Spanish football player

who's sent a tweet about how much you love to Samsung Galaxy from his iPhone. David Beckham, I think, was recently paid to be like their global brand ambassador. There he is. He's got the Super Bowl with his fucking iPhone. Oh, my God. It's like, come on.

Well, if you're accepting their money, you're accepting their check, you're like the public face of their fucking product use the guy No, because he that's what I've got a fucking nature box back here. He's the shit all the time He's David Beckham. He doesn't want to have to use a Samsung for you. He's David Beckham I know but it took the money. I'm like take the money. He's fine It's raining again. Great. I think the the best story of that is Brittany Spears was like the spokesperson for Pepsi for a really long time and she was seen drinking a coke like a publicly all the time. I don't remember which by the way is a huge deal. Yeah, but the brand confusion between

Coke and Pepsi. Nobody confuses us two things anymore and all so like they worked so hard to make sure you don't get confusion between Coke and Pepsi. Speaking of Coke and Pepsi, you texted me the other day. I did. The double daves down here by our office got rid of the Coke and Coke of freestyle. Yeah, they're in Coke and Machine. They're in Fiddy Machine. Yes. Because now they sell Pepsi products. So there's just a Pepsi fountain there. Is there Pepsi freestyle?

No, I asked her why it was. The girl at the register asked. I go, why did you get rid of the fancy Coke machine? She goes, I kept breaking. And then she leans in and she goes, and we're super cheap I always do those cartridges for that thing are more expensive. We should go with a swastika tattoo. No What that girl is cute? Tattooed on that what's that it's all around maybe it's an ironic swastika

Everything about that tattooed on yourself. I think anyone's having it ever had an ironic swastika tattooed on it I'm betting no I would think so. No, he was like in line with all the other SS troops and he's like Just played along What happened that first pancake? I don't know that she had a I hate it I was it when it came out wrong and I didn't want to subject you guys to my wrong That's a little curdled. No, no, I just didn't like shake it up enough I was just self-conscious Gavin that I'm on camera doing this now. I'm doing it without the thing

But like I was shaking this and it was I should have just like when you put it in your mouth. What? Can you do that with the gift there's a whole subreddit Dedicated to Barbara eating pancakes on the last pancake podcast. Yeah, it's called sex pancakes the people monk off to that It's maybe did you do you monk off to that? It's maybe. Did you monk off to it? No, only twice. Oh, you don't have my right. But remember, Lachor, you dared me

to shove an entire pancake in my mouth. Oh, I did it. The whole subreddit is just gifts of that. And they did a close up on me. So nice of you guys, by the way, thank you. And I think Gus made a comment. He's like, our sex pancakes, and that's a subreddit. It's not very active to say this.

No, it will be after this, though. It's like to one day. It has one day a year. Well, we should point out that you call it Shrove Tuesday in England, but we call it Fat Tuesday here in America. Like today is Marty Grot, right? Yes, the same day, right?

The day before lunch. Where are the beads? You'll call it Ash Wednesday, right? We call it Ash Wednesday, which is from the Bible. Yes. Yes, sure Tuesday from the Bible. I don't know about that. It is I don't think that is there part of the the fast words like Fuck off on this day like just do whatever you want to and the Lord said show of die face with pancakes I think I think it's in there is the exact quote That was in the last separate I feel like that would be the American translation that said, shoved eye face with pancakes. I think it's in there, is the exact quote. That was in the last separate. I feel like that would be the American translation. It's more as pancakes.

But I want to talk about this Ellen Jenner saying in real quick if we can show it. I don't know if I got the picture that I sent Patrick, but I think this is like a metaphor for social media as a whole, like your mad that Ellen Jenner said, everybody retweet this thing and everybody did. But there's another side of that picture, which is everyone facing the camera is a super famous person. The other angle is people trying to get in the photo and not getting in the photo.

Like there's Liza Mannelli in the dark blue dress of the life trying to get in the photo and not getting in. And then later Ellen the generous, I guess that thing went viral on its own. Ellen DeGeneres and her staff must have notified her. She felt bad. She went and took a photo directly with Wyzen Manelli. Did not get to that photo. Did not get to a million retweets. But it got like 60,000 retweets, which is not. I guess that's good. As if these people aren't famous enough. I got to flip. So one of the other side effects of them doing that was they broke Twitter for a while. Like if you tried to look Twitter on your phone or it would say Twitter error and then if you try to do it on the website It would have it just had a message said technical difficulties and had like a robot.

Really? Yeah, it was down for like probably like close to five minutes. That's the first time I've heard of the farewell. Yeah, the farewell they said they deleted it sometime ago. I think, farewell went away when the public. Yeah, it was before they went public. I think Phil will win away probably about two years ago now They made a kind of a big deal about deleting the image so it's no longer on their server. Is it true that see? I you like how I talk through that you give you an in I talked a lot on purpose that are intern getting there and restock your pancake juice

But then you fucking take that you mentioned it and fucked it all up But no one's longer fucking that didn't break the illusion. What the fuck? You're doing that, please? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or did I? Yeah, sure, they lost it. They lost it, we can break it. They lost a bunch of money.

Dude, so I'm glad you brought this up. It was one of the things I would talk about tonight. So Twitter announced that in the fourth quarter of last year, they lost half a billion dollars. And then what, they bought two log cabins? Then they bought two log cabins cabin so their employees could eat. Like they bought two I think turn of the century like late 1800 early 1900 log cabins. Yeah. Oh there's what if I so that they can use us like a commissary for their employees.

I can't really have a big deal. They had to go hunt food. To me that is the most random thing. Twitter bought log cabins. On the day the announced 500 million dollars was lost in a quarter. My bro welcome to logic of Silicon Valley. So they had fun. Did they have that money? No, no, no. It's just like that's money that they spent in operating cost. That is a loss.

They made no profit. They lost it. They lost that amount of money. How much money did they make? You mean that a lot of revenue did they have? Yeah. I don't know. Let me, let me, let me look that up for you.

Okay, they could probably tell you. The problem with Twitter is definitely the revenue side of things out. Like they need to find ways to generate revenue with that company. I was talking about how crap your graph was in your Tesla. That's a crap. Yeah. Yeah. You do say a lot of money.

You do not want this crap in your fucking dashboard, especially considering that they're, you know, a public company now. And their shares were barely affected by the fact that they lost half a billion dollars in a quarter. They're immune basically. They're immune to any news. Yeah, that's like, I mean, if a movie lost a half a billion dollars, it would like, potentially bankrupt the studio, you know,

when that's like happening. So what would cause the Twitter shares to share price to go down? If the CEO raped a child, I guess it would go down. I'm sure you think like what something that recently dropped, like obviously Bitcoin is going through a child, I guess it would go down. I'm sure you think, like, what's something that recently dropped? Like, obviously Bitcoin is going through a crisis, you know? Usually, it's just like if they have projections, like Twitter,

and everybody said, hey, we're going to lose half a billion, and then they come back and say, oh, guess what? We only lost 450 million. And we're like, well, that's better than I expected. So revenue for their fourth quarter was $243 million. It was an increase of 116% compared to the $12 million in the same period last year. Dude, that's actually really good.

I didn't know the revenue was up to a quarter of a billion dollars. So they're spending, their expenditures were three quarters of a billion dollars to get them to the negative half a billion. What are they spending money on? What's that? What is that?

Did you see? They've got two of those. Those just don't grow on trees. You know well They don't have they don't have GIF They have the real stuff every time you show it you don't show the G. Yeah, fucking hell out of me. Oh Can you shake it? There you go? Shake it. Yeah, I want to make a gift of the gift Water is everywhere. Everywhere. It's on the floor. It's not everywhere. It's just on the floor. Alright, we'll get a pancake you want. An

experimental mixture. Fucking a. God bless you Gavin free. An experimental mixture. Alright, we're doing, you're getting peanut butter and banana. Okay, I'll take it. We're all good. No, it's not. Peanut butter in peanut butter. So by Southwest is next week. This sounds great for a while listening South by Southwest is next week Have you all talk about the stuff we're doing yet? Yes, I'm gonna I'm gonna segue right into that but I don't know if you've seen this is game of thrones traveling exhibit that's coming to Austin as part of South by Southwest You know actually can I cut you off? Can you not mention this? Because I want to go to it. Okay. And I'm afraid if we talk about it,

I won't be able to get it. You do it. You just call him Ashley. Actually. Although, since I started dating Ashley, I have noticed how much that name sounds like the word actually. And I hear her name all the time everywhere. When people say, actually, I'm like, where's Ashley?

Anyway, so this is not how I talk about it. Yeah, this exhibits only to be in two different places in the United States. It's going in New York and it's coming to Austin. What is it? It's like a traveling exhibit filled with props from the show. I think one of the things they're going to have is I'm going to criticize it. But they're going to have an Oculus Rift set up with along with Westeros.

And you can like look around and be in the world. Are any of the actors? I don't think it's just props and stuff So you can stand in Westers. Yeah, it's huge. Where you gonna stand? Winter middle nowhere Oh, you're in the woods He's standing up a desert and I'll just be a bunch of signs pointing like 300 miles this way Winter fell be crap

You know what I saw a spoiler image of George R our modern day And I'm not gonna tell you what the spoiler was I'll tell you basically what it was which is I've, I've read most of the books at this point, and I'm plowing through the last one right now. Get some chocolate in there. Just listen, experimentally you said, I got this. I got this. Alright, you want some chocolates? Alright, but he had a sign and some convention that he said, be nice to me, otherwise, character name is next, meaning I'll kill them next.

But then it was like hey How do I know that he doesn't or that person doesn't go doesn't die right? You know, and it's like it's like a non-spoiler spoiler kind of a thing You can that you know that that character lives has lived to that point or to the most recent point Which is kind of like all bets are off with this guy so anyway if you see assumes that people have read his books right? The coming well, what are there's people who just fans of the TV show? that people have read his books, right? The coming days. Well, what are those people who are just fans of the TV show? Uh, where are they working the radio? Do you think that's the majority of the people?

Yeah, I think the TV show is way more mature. So, yeah, don't look over here. For that than the books were. Yeah. I think a lot more people have gone back and read the books now as a result. That comes back in five weeks. Yes.

Five weeks. I am excited. So, yeah, that's a, I'm gonna, so the way I'm thinking about it now is after South by Southwest it'll be three weeks So talk talk some more about what we're doing to South by because I really want to talk about that stuff. So Eating a pancake next Monday March 10 will be eating pancakes. We're gonna have a Live podcast. We're gonna do it at 5 p.m. So to 7 30 and it'll be open to everyone. It's not gonna be sponsor only. We're gonna be partnering up with Shirla Zahar, what's trending and be doing a former guest on the podcast.

Former guest. We're doing a live podcast with her and a election have Rosario Dawson stop by and be a guest on the podcast. Yes, that is the plan right now, but these things are sometimes hard to schedule and South by South of the North. We're going quickly, but right now, Miss Rosario Dawson is scheduled to appear on the podcast this week. Is that on location somewhere? Yes, it's on location downtown Austin. And anyone with the South by South by South by South by South badge can come in a tent. Is that true? I don't know. I don't know what the

access is. Absolutely. Line up now. We'll link the information that they have on our on our linked up so people can get caught up on it. Yeah, Gavvy. She is, you boy. She's a delicious. Give me a fork. My microphone skills are terrible tonight. So this is a delicious peanut butter, banana, and chocolate. So we're going to have a busy night that night, because we have that podcast we're doing

with in collaboration with what's trending, right? And then later that night, we're going to be going and joining up at the Titanfall lunch party. then later that night we're gonna be going and Joining up at the Titanfall launch party actually after that we're doing something else Can we talk about you? We're interviewing the cast of Silicon Valley. Yes, to the new Mike Judge movie Mike Judge TV show. Yeah, it's right after the sheer thing then from there we go to the Titanfall stream for the launch of Titanfall right That's gonna be fun. It's a time. Oh cast between I think the plan right now is South by Southwest and the West Coast. Mm-hmm. That should be a lot of fun. South West Coast.

We have a busy Monday. Huge fans of Titanfall. Yes. I'm mostly looking forward to Titanfall, because I think that's going to be finally the kickoff for the next generation. Like, we've been waiting for a title to come out. That, and then when PS4, when infamous second sun comes out, I think then we're full.

Which is pretty soon, isn't it? If it's a second sun, it's also March 10th. I have an ex gen title that's on the old generation. I disagree. Like, I think this will be a reason why people will potentially buy the system. You know, I don't think they'd necessarily had that reason before. Can I make the shape of my pancake? Well, in the case of timefall, they could still play on the 360, too.

What's that? In the case of timefall, they still playing on 360 to what's that in the case of time Falling still playing on 360. I'm saying yeah Poor Gavin I'll agree with you Gavin has to repeat his statements a lot what guess what Barbara is making her own shape Pancakes what shape do you think she's gonna select? The show wow. I never want to see anybody you've slept with ever naked that isn't impressively Road test penis. Imagine if your balls were as big as your shaft, guys,

that's what she's ending up with here. Wow. So that's what you're into, huh? Okay. That's pretty impressive. That's pretty good. You're kind of, you're kind of safe. I'm a little distracted by the pancake making, which is a lot of fun, but I want to talk a little bit about that. Ellen DeGeneres. Oh, do you want to talk a little bit about that Ellen de generous

Oh, do you want to talk about the other thing we're doing next week is that finalized? Well, we're doing something else next week as well We maybe have joint podcasts with another well-known podcast. Yeah, well, we'll be having news on that Hopefully the next day or two or finalize Also be upset by Southwest gaming expo Which is this weekend. This weekend, which is free and open to the public. So even if you're just at Austin, not.

I believe our booth is either 119 or 129. Do you want any of those? No. Okay. Take a plane. It's a great of Dick Pancake. But going back to that lies and manelie thing. I think that whole thing is a great metaphor

for social media as a whole. Like telling people to reach wheat stuff and like doing calls to action and like how that's just like part of the language now. Like constantly saying, oh, share this and like your crack and all that stuff. But that thing with Liza Manelli is so to me indicative of what's going on with social media where you have this thing where like you're constantly being presented with. You know what the fuck? Yeah. Okay. The you're constantly being presented with other people's lives, and like, her struggling to get in it,

and then failing, then becomes like this own viral incident that happens where people start saying, oh, look, it lies in Manelian, ha ha, and she got left out of this thing. And then that thing goes viral, and she gets basically punished for trying to take part in it. And I think that's a huge thing, like for social media, I don't think we know yet what the long-term impact of social media is on people

Especially when it comes to like people with inclusion issues which from what I'm determined is a lot of people There are always worried about not being included in stuff now with social media people feel left out no matter what because Everyone's constantly looking at Facebook or Twitter or Instagram and seeing people having the best time possible because that's when they take pictures and they feel Or that's what they feel and show to everybody. Yeah, yeah, so it seems like you're the only person ever having a bad time Yeah, everyone else is constantly having fun. You're constantly seeing the best of every scenario Can we all agree? We've all been to parties that were fucking lame But we see photos that people take in like the side of it or something and it looks like a great time Yeah, no, it's not as fun as it looks like a social media

You agree with that? I agree. Yeah. The only person I know who doesn't have inclusion issues is Ray. If Ray is left out, he doesn't care. Do you care? Do you have that? I mean, if it was all my friends, yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. You feel bad. You were left out. I'd be like, Hey, let's go on. I can't nobody invited me. I want to eat this pancake. All right, it's all yours. Hey, everyone has it. You can make a whole new set of gifts with this babs Okay, I was gonna have her dick shape pedon cunc. It's a shame. We don't have any whipped cream for that

I get some cream cheese icing over here if you want that. Thank you. Nice. Look you're short to the camera. There you go. That's kind of light So what one else is? So gravity was just about every category was nominated in I think it did not win best actress And it did not win best picture. Okay, Blanche it one right? Best right to the blue jazzy one best director. Yeah, best best all the best sound stuff. It won best cinematography I believe it won best editing like basically every technical award it was technically amazing It was technically an amazing. I bought the gravity Blue Ray the other day when it came out and actually bought the like it comes with a 3d version

I was really excited about that. I was like this is the first 3d movie a machina watch in 3d on my TV The Xbox one of the ps4 don't support 3d blue race You know there's a lot of stuff that's in the next gen consoles that seems like if you're going to be 10 year consoles, why isn't this built in? They said they're going to patch it in. Like the PS3 has 3D blue race support, but the PS4 doesn't. That makes no sense whatsoever. Yeah.

So that's the easiest to patch in as it is. So yeah, so it's a separate disc. So I didn't realize that at first. I first I was really pissed off because you put the 3D disk in and it says like, your player cannot support 3D discs and you hit okay and then it just like takes you back out to the dashboard, you're like, fuck this. So I was really fucking angry.

You're really good pancake. How does it look on Blu-ray? Look great, looks real good. The best thing about that is I watched it with my wife and then movies over over credits come up She goes we need a bigger TV really yeah, she was like what she goes. Yeah, I know that movie's good But I did we just really need a bigger TV to be able to watch that some day. I was like okay. I'm gonna watch it tonight on my Hundred-inch screen. It's gonna be thought right about it. Wow. You know the hundred and screen. I do I

You know very sweet setup I do perfect. Yeah with the lights and everything and now you have a very sweet setup. I do. It's perfect. Yeah, with the lights and everything. Everything's amazing. And now you have a couch. I do. I quiet a couch. You get the best setup in a room. A couch.

One closet, one room. Hey, dude, of all the people who live in converted garages, you have the best setup. It's awesome in there. I don't need much space. One room's fine. Actually, it's probably that you live in a converted garage because you don't have a car

Not missing out on anything. I never thought of it that way. It's not your resolution this year to learn how to drive I think that was my resolution for it. Yeah, that was Bernie's yeah mine was to do someone else that I didn't do It's up time. I maybe I did it. I can't remember what is I thought it was learned to drive But that was your man in my bed. That's mine? Yeah, I'm making you a cookie dough finger. I love it. That Kate Upton fucking zero G swimsuit she was something else. What?

You can see that? Nope. They put her in the Vama comment and did zero G sports illustration. Where are boobs are like up here? Wow. That sounds amazing. That's a Ford thinking.

I can't, that's probably attractive. I like it. I like it's people out there thinking of stuff all the time. It's like I don't have to think of that because somebody else did it for me. I made the joke. They showed polio and they did that. Yeah, but humans are attractive with gravity, right?

That's the design of a human body. Yeah, without gravity, it's gonna be like, you know, that's surely a lot of that picture of the Commuertits. No. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Zero G's for her double D. But as you're talking about home video, there's a crazy thing. I loaded up my Xbox the other day and I saw Frozen was on the dashboard. It's like last week that you could already buy Frozen and Disney's doing a big push for digital. And that's crazy to me that movies are already on a home video. It's a major Disney release. That movie came out in December and it was available in February.

And this week it's still number eight at the box office. It just crossed a billion dollars and it's for sale on home video. No way. Yeah, it crossed a billion dollars. That's ridiculous. Which is crazy because when you look at that's the box office mojo number. That's a domestic total for the US almost 400 million. So about 600 million is foreign. The Lego movie just broke 200 million and it's got almost no foreign. It's got half the amount of foreign. Has it not maybe released wide and foreign markets yet? Maybe not, but the weird thing about that is it's not a,

Lego is not a US brand. Right. So it's weird to me that it's not doing well. It's got, it's got a lot of US centric stars in it, but I figure when you localize that for other languages anyway, you can use stars that are big in those locals. Yeah, you know, it's crazy what does well in the quote unquote foreign market, in other words, non-US like last couple of years.

I'm talking about what's up. One of the franchises that did extraordinary well in the foreign market was the smurfs. I wouldn't think that smurfs would be a huge, did you go watch on the franchise that did extraordinary well in the form market was the smurfs. I wouldn't think the smurfs would be a huge, did you go watch the smurfs in the UK? It was on TV. Yes. Smurfs and other old crap like Pink Panther and Shine. Pink Panther.

Wow. The cartoon. I watch Pink Panther all the time and I remember when I got older and I heard Pink Panther because it's like a mystery movie, right? Yeah, with PSL, it's classic. And I heard that in the several of them actually. And I was like, why is it not a pink panther? What is this?

The pink panther was the name of a diamond in the first movie. Yep. The first, the cartoon or the movie? No, the cartoon was based on the movie. Because in the opening credits, there was a pink panther. Do you remember the same thing? Blank Edwards usually did animated. Animated opening sequiturs. Can. Can you name another blank Edward's movie?

No 10 with bowderek He's dead like Edward's dead Isn't he? I don't know. I think so. I think everyone from pink panther is dead at this point So there were movies Maybe which I think feel like feel compelled to say, did we talk about hell, Remus dying? Oh, yeah. We talked about that last time. We mentioned it.

Jack talked about it. What a bummer. Guys brilliant. He was 69? Yeah. His disease that he died of, sounds really, really terrible. I mean, it's just, I mean, terrible. It's not, it's never a good thing that somebody dies, but it sounds like he was really

suffering from this thing. Yeah. Anyway, general bummer, but hell Harold Ramos was a really funny guy. Yeah, I think he shaped a lot of people in our generation. A lot of movies are classics. You know, I think there's not a person the world who has not seen Ghostbusters. And look, there's a whole generation of writers

that's influenced by stripes and ghostbusters and catty shack and all the stuff that he made. I loved stripes as a kid. It was the greatest movie in the world to me because you got to see girls wrestling in the mud with John Candy. And as like a six-year-old boy, I was like, this is the greatest movie in the world.

Was he wrestling in the mud? Yeah, really? It was incredible. He also did a Grandhog Day, right? Mm-hmm. Let's get in there. Time me to apply them to give you this cookie dough pancake. Toss it over to him.

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You think they called it Gammy Apple? No, I was making fun of the fact that it looks like it's a rotten apple. It's a Granny Apple. I know, it's a Granny Smith. I'm aware. It's not good. Yeah, it's not good. It's the prairie pumpkin seeds.

What you open this one? Oh, those are actually really good. Those are the awesome, we fucking awesome. It's fun to eat something that looks rotten and gross. It's a great idea. It's a great idea. It's a great idea. It's a great idea. Apple I'm aware What's your open the 20. Oh, those are actually really good those are we also we fucking awesome It's fun to eat something that looks rotten and gross, but it's amazingly delicious so good That's probably my favorite thing You threw me under the bus recently when it came to nature box

No, you ate you ate out of his box. No, that wasn't me. We have a serious problem with the sponsor because Every time a box shows up here Everyone tries to to sneak into it and take one of the bags out. So what has their favorite bags? I had one at my desk last time, and then when I brought it out for the sponsorship, it had already been opened.

It's some of the bags were open. I want to point out that when you brought it out, you were so proud of the fact that you got it before anyone else saw it, and that you had hidden it and it was safe, and then you opened it, and there were two of the bag tops that had been ripped off, that's all the person left, like a raccoon had gone through So what I did this time was I hit them in another box in a box by my desk. He was so bad

He was so mad he was furious Yeah, so yeah, this time I had to hide it in another box And I didn't open it we opened it right here right before he came on the only time Bernie ever comes to visit me at my desk It's to seal some of my nature box. It's absolutely true. It's absolutely true Well, I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm

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I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I just stand up all the offices off the lobby at this point basically the conference rooms a big pain in the ass now because there's meetings in it constantly Mm-hmm achievement hunter there I mean you only want to bug them because they're shooting stuff all day long and then the tech offices is just a noisy Barbara not gonna be reunited at the new office. Yeah, we're sharing an office. We're sharing space again Oh, are you really? I think it's like a 20 by 20 room. It's pretty big. We're gonna sit at opposite ends of the room Yeah, she's like glare at each other all day just like angry faces.

I'm gonna paint a frowny face on the back of my monitor. A big ol' angry eyebrows. It looks like me. We should get some like sweet couches in there. Absolutely. I still don't want to get involved with this because like no matter how much you tell people, don't worry about the space. Everyone have a space, you'll be fine.

People are just still like. Where am I sitting? Every time, every time. They're like the blueprints for the new office go up, everyone's all fussy about their space. Apparently they had to ask Gus if he was okay sharing an office with me. Yeah, I okayed it, I allowed it. Who's they? What's that? A pre-management. Oh, yeah, people are weird. People are weird. People are weird. People are like grapes. People get weird and a crap

that's not Relevant to them people really do decide to get upset about nothing. Yeah, sometimes. Yeah, all right. I'm gonna do the praline pumpkin seeds From nature box. Is this for me. Do you want this? No, I guess what you requested. I'll take it. I'll put a little bit of peanut butter on this one too Sure, I make special pancakes for you after this sure I will subject myself. Are they gonna look like Dix? No, I actually have something else in mind. Oh, interesting. Interesting.

Speaking of which, did you know there is a men's cologne that smells like women's vagina? Why would that be something that a guy would want to wear? Is that a preference thing? I have no idea. It's called vulva. There's a commercial for it on YouTube. It sounds like crazy. It's not fake.

I looked it up. It's real. It's called Volvo. Look it up. What do you keep saying that? I'm not looking at it all. Why would you want that though? Is it a clunge color? Have they shown that women's smelling other women's sense? Minge musk. Kind of like a foreign thing, maybe?

Like it's popular. That should be their tagline. It's kind of like a foreign thing, maybe. Question mark. I'm funny, for you. That should be their tagline. It's kind of like a foreign thing maybe, question mark. I'm gonna win him here. I was like, you have a lot of experience with a vagina. But I have more experience with vaginas than you do. Like my multiple vaginas.

Yes, I have a wider spread of vaginas that I've had a great way. Did you not drink from the furry cup ones? No! Did it? I'm gonna suspend my story. Go ahead. No, I have never drank from the furry cup ones. No! Did it? I'm gonna suspend my story. Go ahead. Go ahead.

No, I have never drank from the furry cup, yeah. Gavin and Barbara, you have the floor. Go ahead. No. That's like, would you wear a fracas called dick cheese? Absolutely. I'm not. Ah.

Oh, what is that? That looks like a guy holding in vomit. He's just gagged. That looks like a guy holding in vomit. He's just gagged. Well, it went down my throat. I was trying to be smelling his finger. That would be too much for me. Yeah.

That would be too much. That would be a step too far. That's classy. What if he was doing this? He was sniffing it. No, I don't get it. That's the thing. I brought it up because it's weird as fuck.

And I'm trying to figure out who it's for. No What this is gonna be good. All right, you're gonna like this. This is good I think you're still working on my other one, but I'll jump up. I'll skip ahead as you were saying I'm just saying you can't pick one cent. I mean, it's not like no, it's not like Variety is like citrus exactly. You have to they would have to like find an average amongst all the sense is what I'm saying Yeah, there's a wise spectrum So I saw a story the other day about this Facebook post that apparently cost a family $80,000 that was was the other thing I was going to talk about with social media.

I'm glad you brought it. Yeah, I can't be to come back to it since you were talking about social media earlier. Apparently, this family won an age discrimination, or I guess they filed an age discrimination lawsuit against one of their former employers. The case was settled out of court and the defendant. Because of the chancellor of a school, right. He agreed to out of court, agreed out of court to pay, I can't say not a court. He agreed to pay $80,000 to the family who filed the defense. Because of the chancellor of a school, right. He agreed to out of court, agreed out of court to pay, I can't say not a court. He agreed to pay $80,000 to the family who filed the lawsuit.

The school agreed to pay $80,000. And one of the stipulations was they could not disclose the settlement to anyone. Very normal thing. Very normal thing in any court case. So on disclosure, I guess the people who won the case told their college-aged daughter who then made a Facebook post saying my parents won their court case. I guess the school is going to be paying for my summer vacation in Europe. With a picture of selfie picture and all that stuff like fuck it. So as a result the the school saw the Facebook post and all of our friends go to

the school. So as passed around school because I mean it's like there's no way they wouldn't have seen this thing. So then the settlement was thrown out. They lost their $80,000 settlement because the NDA was breached. Come then just so again. Oh, that's for you. No, because they was already settled.

What do you mean, what's the case? What's the case with the settlement? I mean, he was, that is actually, though, that is the first time I've ever heard, I'm sure it's happened before, but that's the first time I've ever heard of'm sure tapin before but that's the first time I've ever heard of an NDA being enforced of any kind yeah I've never I've never heard that before yeah I think so as well for coloring maybe a tip pancakes on there yeah there's a red velvet

is that red okay it's a little dark might be Ebony of it by the way just you know no I got the recipe for red velvet pancakes red velvet is chocolate with red food card That's all it is yeah, that's literally all red velvet is it worked Hey, by the way, there's always a thing that happens. Oh nice. What you're doing here's great. She's really an artist here That looks like I don't know why I'm looking nice. I know it's just I got it. I'm just doing it two parts. Yeah, 3D I will need that You got it. Yeah, you know what the new doing in two parts. Yeah. 3D. Between us. I will need that. You got it?

What? You know what the new red velvet is now? Birthday cake. There's birthday cake flavored everything. Yeah, it's not there where like birthday cake glizzards or something the other day. There's birthday cake M&M's now. We came up with the best flavored thing in Target earlier.

I came up with Chinese food milk. It's so gross. I feel sick. Gavin has never- Just hearing that. Gavin has never tried chocolate milk in his life. I feel sick like Gavin has never hearing that Never tried chocolate milk in his life. I have to until 30 minutes ago when the three of us were at Target He had never tried chocolate milk ever. He's ever in his life He was looking at a look of his the dumbest thing you've ever seen in his head. You're seeing chocolate milk before Yeah, but it's like something that a six-year-old was by

So six-year-old Gavin never had chocolate milk? No I wasn't allowed it. Why not? So that's how to have real milk, regular milk from a cow. I mean nothing shits out chocolate milk. Nothing shits out pancake either. Nothing shits out milk. Nothing happens. Except for maybe someone who drank a lot of that.

Yeah. And then my... God damn it. I'm normally not queasy about that stuff but Chinese food milk and food. Is it? You want to do a call back to your sponsor? It happens. It's not shit and chocolate milk. But this social media thing with this girl who tweeted this is like, everybody makes those dumb fucking Facebook posts.

Everybody does that. Everybody's guilty of making some like in your face, oh I wish I hadn't made that post. But one of the dark things about social media is that, and the internet in general is like, everybody fucks up, but occasionally we're just side, like the way we all fuck up, we're gonna punish one person for it And they basically just reap all the negative karma of everyone across social media

And the best example that is, everybody in their life, every dude has at some point picked up a fucking broomstick And acted like it was a lightsaber Everybody has done that, everybody and looked like an idiot doing it One guy becomes globally ridiculed for it I was kidding. I mean, he's just like and like this lies a man only thing It's like everyone's trying to get to a selfie and didn't didn't make it in you know what I mean or look stupid trying to partake And something and didn't fit in quite right. No lies a man only gets fucking, you know blasted Which really braided that badly. Well, it's just like people are just retweeting it

You know, yeah, you know when I'm sure every person calling her out has tried to do the same thing at some point in your life. Also, they're not lies in Manelli. So. Also, that lies in Manelli. Who's fucking awesome? Awesome, by the way. Awesome, ladies.

Arthur is one of the funniest movies of all time. That was seven-year-old Gus's favorite film of all time. Arthur, I fucking love Arthur. I watch it movie so many times. It is. I want it to be Dudley Moore when I grow up. I think that's why I drink too much now Don't blame you. They made it look awesome. Yeah, it seemed like the best thing in the world

He played the best drunk every makes you want to be a drunk Like that one thing was a dinner in the fancy restaurant. He's got the plate. He's just got the glass of whiskey Like that's all he's got on his plate I remember thinking specifically I wanted to do that when I got older. I remember that was a very pivotal moment Did you ever do it? Yeah, I've done it many times What are you having for dinner sir? This you're looking at it. Mm-hmm. Oh, he was one of the pancake. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So smarter that is a work of art So I'm gonna put her up and show you a question. It's a barb

Well, let's show that pancake first show it to the camera. Oh wait, I'll do the side camera Chocolate chip nipples is probably the best. Um, so delicious. Zero alpha hex asked why does the USA place importance on domestic gross for films? No idea how well films do it just the UK. It's because movie studios typically just sell off the four and rights to their films to different regions. Depending on the size of the film and the size of the studio. Right, so they don't make as much money on those. They may just make a flat fee for the foreign rights on it so they don't make any money.

And the US, although they make all of that, well, most of that box office gross back. And even though it should be clear, even though a foreign market, the foreign market, will sometimes be double the what they call the domestic US gross, foreign market, the foreign market, well, sometimes we double the what they call the domestic US gross. Bar none, the US is still the single biggest market. It is what drives the movie industry. You know, there's no market that really comes that close to the US market.

What's that? Not for ticket sales. No, for ticket sales. Do you think that Indian box office is bigger than the US box office? It's huge. You're a lunatic. You're talking crazy All right, let me look it up production wise. They produce a lot more movies. You know much money in Bollywood, maybe a lot

Yeah, I compared to Hollywood. What do you think? More than Hollywood? Yeah, way more than Hollywood you watch the Bollywood Awards and other people are on Are they called the Hollywood away the Bollywood? I don't know You watching those anytime soon With Liza Patel trying to get a selfie or something like that? It's a Pateli. That's not racist. The industry makes an annual income more than $500 billion.

Paulie would. What? Paulie would's at $500 billion. It looks like. $500 billion a year? Mm-hmm. Fucking Avatar beat that. No it didn't.

$500 billion. Oh fuck. That's a lot of money. Never mind. Never mind. Fucking Avatar. 500 billion oh fuck Me and mine Never mind Yo pancakes yeah, I just walked in the time for a packet we got to make it

The tit pancakes everyone Ladies and gentlemen that was Monty's hand You're giving away my other boo pancake. Yeah, look it's all it's only experience. I can't make one for me I'm over here motioning to camera normally you don't see me in the white What do you guys want anybody Kylie want a pancake? We want god damn it You got a cookie there. Wait, there we go. I'm trying to see how that compares to the to Hollywood's yearly revenue $500 billion is more than the US box office.

Of course it is. There's two billion people there. They make $500 billion a year in Bollywood. I'm trying to I'm trying to find a source for that number. Lies a Patel. Let's see. What is the plural of Lego? Legos.

Nope. What is it? Lego. Shut up. See that's what I've always said, but then I hear people say Legos all the time. Pick up all that Lego. Lego pieces though. You do you would put a Lego piece on it?

Pick up all your Lego. That's like saying sheep. It's sheep. Now, the portal is the singular. Or fishes. It's a brand name. I don't know if you can ever put a lot of brand name. I have a bunch of fours.

Like that does that would be weird. I mean, right. We should coax. What's the portal like? I like be weird. I mean right we should coax What it was a portal like a coax like like like I like sorry like sorry the Did in the Lego movie they never want to say the word Lego? Is that true? You notice that? Because that would be like self-retro because they are in a world that's a Lego world. Yeah, but we're in a world of You know what I mean? So it's like they don't have...

They wouldn't have any awareness of Lego because it's their world, right? Like, they even have fun with a bunch of other brand names, like, exacto and... Yeah. Oh, there's a specific one. Crackle? Crackle. Yeah. I don't want to ruin it for anybody who hasn't seen an awesome movie.

It's possible complaining today. Everything is awesome. I'm glad you said that. I saw someone complaining today on social media that the film gravity had been ruined for them. Why? That they hadn't seen it yet and someone posted a spoiler and they were upset. It's like literally that movie came out five months ago. You what is the statue of limitations on spoilers? You know, I was wondering too, should we do like every week on the podcast, you like this is now passing out of spoiler territory. We can be the official watch at the benchmark in that.

Yeah. This is now out of spoiler territory. Go see it now. If you don't want to be spoiled, I think because next week all bets are off. Well to white. I'll get scared. I didn't do it. Yeah.

Well, something is something. Something's got so big. There's no spoiler. I don't think there's any major spoilers in in that show I can't look like there is breaking bad. Yeah, yeah, but you don't want to give that away either It's like the whole Don't make me mad or so and so we'll get there. There's like anything can happen in that show So it's like to me a spoiler is like something you don't expect like Darth Vader being Luke's father

Jeff huge spoiler right huge spoiler, right? Huge spoiler. Or Bruce Willis is dead the whole time? Yeah, absolutely. The premise is what? That one got fucking spoiled from me before I saw the movie. Dude, I got so lucky I went and saw that six-sense movie. I went and saw it opening night and just because somebody else in our group said, hey let's go see this movie, I was like, yeah, what fucking Bruce Willis horror movie? Okay, let's go see that.

And then the other movie was like, that is the best thing I've ever seen in my life. I got, I was lucky. Fucking asshole spoiler for me like two days before it came out It was still the opening weekend and I got spoiled for me Yeah, when Jack got a Skyfall spoiled for him Well, I got the game of throwing thing from last season spoiled for me because Yeah, they said that's what the person said to me they said we're gonna love the season because I'm not gonna spoil it for you but there's this thing called the red wedding it's like like I can't fucking figure out what that's gonna be you know so every time

and there's a lot of weddings in that show every time there's a wedding I was like is this it is this it in every single time this is a good pancake by the way this one's looking good Kyle's excited mine is it come steal it from me fucking a I'm not even. Kyle's excited. Mine is going to come steal it from me. I am a fucking A. We're coming into style and grab it. It's a good halfway there.

Kyle, you get a paper plate. Sorry. Are there really a lot of weddings? I guess there are a lot of weddings that came with drones. I never thought about that. That's the last season. Yeah. Always houses, aligning and coming together.

Yeah. There's some weddings coming up next season too. Yep. You'll get married all the time in that show. We're doing something really exciting on Friday for a sponsor cut with Kyle. We're doing a live cards against humanity stream on Friday. That's not gonna conflict with our Southwest Southwest presence. It is. Okay. Let's be sure. Let's be sure you had into account. But only the last hour. All right, conflicting what way oh, we're doing a panel too Yeah, you talk about that. No, I didn't we're doing a panel Friday 4 30 to 5 15 God said hey, do you want to be as pale? I said do we get badges for it? He said yes, we get gold badges

Which is like a $1,200 badge? Yeah, so I'm like I'm in because then you get to go see movies and bands and everything else with it You're not gonna do anything that right? I don't do that. I will do that But you can put it on, you can drink coffee downtown. You're like, oh, I got to go on the phone. Gavin, I don't need you fucking up my illusion here. I don't need you breaking my illusion. So Gus said, we got to have a panel. It's me and Gus and Michael, right?

Yeah, I think we're getting final confirmation on that. Okay, that's the current plan. But Gus said, hey, we have a panel, so we're just gonna call it the Rue de Pano. And I said, nope, we have to come up with a better title, Matt. So I came up with Gus and I went back and forth on aim. We came up with the longest, most ridiculous title for our panel.

The title for our panel is longer than the description of the panel. I haven't submitted it to them yet. I'm waiting to the last possible minute that way they can't say no because there's no time to rethink a new one. What's gonna be called? Do you want me to spoil it, Bernie?

You all heard it. Oh, yeah, please. We had an announcement. We're announcing. Let me look it up. Oh, yeah, please. We had to announce it. We're announcing. Let me look it up. The title is, alternative careers in gaming. The science of play redefined as art, be a content creation in the ongoing and evolving paradigm

of the post network media environment. What does it mean to you? Featuring Rooster Chiefs. It's got a colon. It's got parentheses. It's got a dash. And you need all those words there. And you're going gonna have to put it on like one of those cards. It goes on this to a tripod.

Can you stick a num-lao in there? Oh, that'd be hard. The only thing they would make it better is if they saw that and they put it in, but they just abbreviated the whole thing like made it acronym on a panel name. We need to see if it spells anything funny, isn't it? Oh, cuz that's all paid like South by South West panels. South by South West is a big film festival that happens here in Austin. It started as a music festival. Then it was the added on the film festival, which is a big film

festival. Then they add on the interactive festival, which basically covers everything on the internet. I don't know how you can even do that. It's like to me, it's like having a festival for things that are outdoors. It's like such a broad topic. And now they have a gaming one as well that's like you know they're trying to do some stuff with it. Try and get some traction here in Austin. So that's the one we're participating in with our booth and our panel. But actually the interactive one is the biggest one. It's it's way bigger than film and way bigger than music. It's't the most expensive one? It's also the most expensive one. Yes.

It's like a grand for a badge to go to that thing. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. I think it's more expensive than if you were able to just buy music and film independently. Yep. Just go and interact. Did you know that you could come to RTX for only $80? Only $80.

Kyle, once you step in here and get to their self-dileee page, you decide to look at this little cheeky face. Kyle kind of looks like Drake from Uncharted right now He always dresses like Jake from Uncharted So you get it? No I'm here We went to a RBB meeting today because Kyle is one of the primaries on RBB production I'm like you got to stop dressing like a Uncharted character every time we have a RBB

Halo meeting Thank you so personal protest you want another one? Yeah, what do you want? Just all chocolate men on it. I may go on from my first I got your back dude What money says chocolate He's easy man. It's just going with it Yeah, I feel like every year we do the thing where we think that we're not gonna be that busy for South by Southwest

There's not that much going on and then as the event comes up, it's just like tons of stuff. At least we're not hosting a party this year. At least we're not hosting a party. Yeah, that's one last thing we have to do. I think it was it last week where I walked in your office and I was like, hey, South by Southwest is next weekend. And I was like, no, it's not. You're gonna get out of here.

You're counting to be like, oh shit. It's not the time last week where Jack said RTX was two months away and you almost cacked your pants. Man, yeah, I, I, I know it's not true, but you saying that right now, like it made my lower half go, like, just now, like, I'm a bit down here. Did you release the cologne? Yeah, I was, yeah, I bless you Gavin free. I five, I five, you got it, right there.

I did it. Did you release the cologne? you Gavin free I five high five you got it right that Did you release the The Fuck it got another sponsor at the read but well I'm really excited about the the potential of the Second crossover podcast that we're doing yeah, it's always this dumb stuff honestly that we go around and around trying to figure out But we don't honestly we don't need to go to any South by Southwest parties because all you basically have to do is just hang out with Alan and you'll go to like 15 parties. Alan is the man. Yeah.

It's like he's like a sorority girl. It's like he knows every single party where it is at all points in time. Yeah. It's just like, where are you going now? He's like, well, I got to this party, then I'm going to this party, then I'm going to that party, then I'm going to eat dinner, then I'm going to go to the party. I looked at the schedule because I was seeing if he was available for something that I have to go to. And it was just like this event, that event, that event, like all staggered like that. He's a mover and a shaker man. And if it's like, oh, I don't know if we can get into this thing.

He's like, yeah, let's do it. Oh, we're in. We're in. We're in there at the bar. He can really do that well. It's really shocking. We scary. I could never do that.

I could have to be like, oh, okay, sorry. It's a little more boring. I'd be do that. I could have to be like, oh, okay, sorry Here's my here's my prop. I show up to an event and there's a line outside I'm just like no, I don't even want to like I don't go I guess and I go I'm leaving I don't want to be if there's this big a line outside. I don't want to be inside everyone Crap something if you bust through the line as well like if you get pulled in you did that one time huh? You just like did not even pay attention to a line one time. I forget what part of the right, is that Paxi's technique? Yeah, I just did that.

You just walked in. Yeah, okay. I don't even think we were on the list, but you walked in. Yeah. Damn. So we were having a discussion upstairs the other day. We did that last time we had a party here, we had a party in that night, what's trending and full screen had a party like two doors down from us.

And she said, come over to the party when you're things done. I said, okay, I went over to Gavin. And I fucking hate that whole scene with these parties outside of these lines. Because Gavin and I went to go get in that party and we were like, wave to the guy who was getting us in. Somebody came and met us at the door.

The people in the line right there, if they could have reached us, they would have fucking killed us. In fact, they grabbed Gavin by the shirt. One of the guys in the front was like, no, no, no, no, and like Gavin was not gonna like Gavin. Well, it's because that was before they saw the guy trying to get us in. I was just gonna walk straight in.

Right. And then everyone was like, and then the guy was like, come in. And then I got pulled under the thing. And as I went in, I just went. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. But awesome. It looked like the scene in Titanic when they're trying to get in the life

boats. That's exactly what it looked like. And it was that frantic. I get it. Great. I fucking hate that atmosphere. I really do hate that atmosphere. So that kind of ties in on what I was going to say. We were having this discussion upstairs the other day about Emily and I were

trying to explain to Chris Martin about how saying that a party has free alcohol does not attract me to a party anymore. Nope Yeah, because I now it makes me think that place is gonna be fucking crowded Yeah, and I do not want any part of the Proudness gonna a bunch of drunk people yeah, but drunk people are great. John people can be great Arthur not as a girl I imagine but as a dude not as a girl kind of sucks drunk people Like there's a there's windows where they're great and it's like where you are your windows have to line up It's like when you're playing Halo and you have a couple of bives. You're like I'm doing really well

Yeah, and then it just fucking goes to you have that two game peak You know this uh toilet yeah, and you got to be aware of when you got it like hit eject Fail out Two windows of lining yep, and if yours doesn't ever line up You're like your whole life is like this My windows have been aligned for 36 years off to is this flat trying to push a circle through a square Let me ask you this what are you gonna do in South Byer? Are you gonna go to any of those events? Can we get you out of the house? Yeah, I'm gonna be out a lot of them. I have a pretty full calendar too. If we get Gus and Ray to the same event that would be like

Hey, I go to more stuff than him finding a unicorn. I bet they both do lines of coke together Just so reserved most of the time I just got me insane. You're insane. Let's go. Can you go to why not like meth or heroin? What? Well coke is like Just go mental insane. You're insane. Let's go can you go do I not like math or heroin? I don't know. What? Well coke is like... Wait, what it is? Everyone has a drug that they would never try. They like no matter what. They would just never try a certain drug. Yeah, I call it drugs.

And cocaine is that one for dad? Hugs not drugs, dad. I wouldn't try anything. What's your bet? That was going to cheer you. Hugs not drugs. Alcohol is fine. What is the absolute last drug you would ever try? Heroin.

Heroin? Yeah. That's the big one for a lot of people. My 23 and me specifically calls out heroin is something I'd be more likely than normal to get addicted to. Yeah, that's one of the things they they flag in your genetics. Whether or not you'd be more likely to get addicted to morphine based drugs. Really? More, more, more. Yeah, I was more. Ish. What did I say? Moreish. Okay. What did I say? I'm agreeing with you. I didn't say Morish. Did I? You calling me out?

I did. He did. I'm calling him out. I said heroin's really more ish. I don't know what that means. Well, you want more. Okay. Thank you, Gavin, for contributing to this.

I thought you were trying to make fun of morphine. My honestly, if you gave me, like you said, you put all drugs on table and you said you have to take one of these. The one at a hundred percent time I would never take is LSD because I would never going to put a morphing. I honestly, if you put all drugs on table and you said you have to take one of these, the 100% time I would never take is LSD because I would never want to put myself with a mercy of my own imagination. I wouldn't come back from that. I'm positive that I took that. I would just be crazy for the rest of my life. I believe that.

Crazy. If I ever took LSD. Oh, that's the whole point of the discussion. So it's something to happen here. I feel like this is not as hot as it was. It's not that this happened last year. This happened last year. Remember it turns off after a while. Yeah, you have to turn it off and back on. Where the fuck were you 10 minutes ago? Turn all the way down, turn it back up. Or do we have to unplug and unplug it back in? Is that what we did last year? What kind of safety feature is that?

I hate it when electronics think they know what you want. I know what you mean. Yeah, I definitely remember we had this problem last year. Alright, turn that back up. My ears is going to be a little bit longer. You get the easy bake of the version. Up to five years someone's going to make a montage of every year that this happens. Every single year. It's true. Let me read this thing here.

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that completely contradicts it. Oh, so this is with you, when Gus was like, oh, is that time of year? I love pumpkin, there's pumpkin, everything's like pumpkin coffee, pumpkin cakes, and it just fades out on Facebook in. I'm so sick of pumpkin. It was like two weeks later. I'm so sick of pumpkin.

You said that you loved it? Once. I forget, I do the same thing every year, I forget the beginning of pumpkin's like oh, yeah pumpkin Fucking awesome and then like two days into that you like fuck pumpkins. Yeah, I had that last week Where someone said someone linked me to exact time code where I'm talking about how much I love mayonnaise and then last week It's like I don't really that intimate. Hey, you're talking about how you love mayonnaise You were like so incredulous about it last week. Well, is that hidden back up? Yeah, it's coming.

It's coming. I feel like I was never that into mayonnaise. Or salad cream. Apparently, at one point you were. I'm getting a lot of tweets about your nipple from last year. Chocolate chips, baby. Chocolate chip. Nipple.

Oh yeah, yeah. Did you ever think you'd be saying that? No. I was about your nipple. Not two millions of people. No, never thought that. Not my entire life. I did

Pancakes bubbling it's both to get there. Yeah, that's it. That's air coming up. Yeah, it looks disgusting Money don't look money dollars in your bunch of warts. You're gonna have a slow cook pancake a lot of patience in love So people were asking if that Panel we're gonna be doing is gonna be streamed. I don't know Well, find out we'll give information about that once we find out. Definitely. I guess we should probably make a post on the front page, outlining all the different things we're doing for, for South by Southwest, all the events we have coming up. You have the gaming exo information already on the site, but not the other stuff. Yeah, because that's like, that's the city as an event, right? Yeah. Well, we need, yeah, we should put a schedule

on everything else. Just do it do on vine just keep doing six One someone person doing it and then we're gonna take what's the longest vine ever? Do you think six seconds long the longest event vine? Like in short bursts yeah, like someone taking over and it just constantly like a never ending vine I would imagine like concert me it would move from perspective to perspective It would be like a video it'd be like a dolly yeah like moving through the crowd Yeah, it'd be a cool experiment. I've seen people do the like rapid clicking and they get like Monty's pink is so good now we should do that our checks we should have like

Move through the crowd yeah sure. Oh, that looks really good except for the part you fucked up there on the side I fuck anything up if you like a Mexican way of vines. Yeah, it would I don't actually do good. He's good with this You fucked up there on the side fuck anything up if you like a Mexican way of vines. Yeah, it would Actually does it good. He's good with this. It's not paying attention With streetries how different that Container filled with the red velvet looks like compared to the other ones. Yeah, it looks a black That's true. I'm just chocolate. It's all it is and red food color and red food color What is that is cream cheese icing? Oh, I love you, Monty Ome.

You gave me a bit of it and it didn't taste that good. What's that? It didn't taste that good. Don't fucking ruin it for Monty. Chees ice cream. Oh, it's going on good. It's good. Shut the fuck up free.

You guys have blood sausage in your country. It looks like savages or something. Put it on and have queen. Do you ever think about that for a moment? Like you live in a country that worships best. That's the best. That's the How do you feel about the US calling Russia out on invading countries without any kind of like cause or provocation? Yeah, I don't know. We're stringing a weird territory. That's a fucked up situation. I don't think it's straining a weird territory That's just a fucked up situation over there. Right, I think the Poland pieced up.

Monty owned for all that you do for us here at Ruchiteeth. Here is a red velvet pancake with some stuff that looks really gross But it's cream cheese icing the melting. Both Poland and Lithuania said that they're concerned about. No, I'm still working on these. Kara, Patrick, Gina, do you want a pancake? What do you want? Chocolate? That they're working, they're worried about the Russian build up troops.

I'll make you a pancake, Gavin. So how many troops are there? Is it 150,000? What do you want pancake your pancake? I like it. The country's invading another country and we're going to talk about it. Pancakes are invading other pancakes on that thing. I want all chocolate and Nana.

Chocolate Nana. You like the peanut butter banana one? It was good. But just good mental with chocolate this time. Anybody going to use this here? What do you want the Patrick? You got a gift banana. You got a give them.

I give banana. So, you know, Texas Independence Day was the other day. And like, what's happening? How do you, as a Mexican, how do you feel about that? I hate Texas Independence Day. I thought Texas was the... All the Mexicans in Texas hate Texas Independence Day. So, the current crisis in the Ukraine actually has some parallels to it for me. In that, Russia has invaded the the Ukraine saying that they're moving in in order to save and protect ethnic Russians. Isn't that the same thing that happened in

Texas where there's like all these white settlers came into Mexico and then the U.S. got concerned. It was like, oh, we're just moving into in order to protect our people who are there. Yeah, but look, Mexico invaded into the country, your country from the Incans, not your country, but the Mexico. But they took it from the Spaniards who took it from, from some natives. The Mexicans took it from the Spaniards? Yeah.

Who were the Mexicans before Mexico? The Mexicans are the result of Spaniards and the natives. What are you, so you're saying the Mexicans took it from the Spanish who took it from the natives? Right. Who were the Mexicans? The Mexicans are made from the Spanish and the natives. So you're saying the Spanish came? Spanish are like people from Spain. Mexicans are the Mexicans the Mexicans are made from the Spanish and the natives so you're saying the Spanish came Spanish are like people from Spain Mexicans are the people born here so Spaniards shacked all the natives and

made Mexicans yes was a dumbest logic you've ever used in your life it's perfect perfect sense like people talk about how the Aztecs and the miniseric stink no he just got fucked into Mexicans. Why did they speak Spanish? Because that's what the Spaniards spoke when they came over. Why America speaks English? You're saying that you're basically seeing the children of the Spaniards aren't the Spaniards. That's correct. Correct.

That's not... The children of the tenors... The 70s are Americans and not British. What the people... What the Spanish people that shag each other in Mexico called. I guess they're Spanish. There must be a born here, I guess they're Mexicans. But they're not real. They're Spanish.

They're not real. They're not real Mexicans, is it there? I guess. Because you said a Mexican is like a hybrid. Yeah, I'm not about Spanish, it's Spanish. Yeah. My favorite. We're having this conversation.

Who is the first American? Who is the first American? Yeah. Uncle San. Bob is so quick. What does that say? Bob is so quick. She's clicking the app.

The first American. I don't know. First and born on America, who wasn't a native of America. I don't know. Is this a trivia question? Do you know the answer to this? No idea. It's not like a famous person of history. Yeah, I don't think it's recorded. I had I had tough weekend with my kids. They were fucking hit me with stuff all weekend. One of them was want to know what then what's every star We were looking at stars. We're naming them and like talking about like Alpha Centauri and different stars and then we stars didn't I know a few we were looking about two I don't know what is clearly I don't know the infinite number what is the middle of Orion's belt so the question he asked me was what's the name of the Sun I was like I don't know I saw salt that's what he said off a saw so I just know that basically from science fiction

But is that the name of the Sun is so good. Yeah, so good man. Is that where the French word sole comes from? Or the Spanish soil I need plate for she all the Italian You know what no you know any Italian Ciao Very good Gavin so this is yeah, hey, she's not here for pancake. You can you broke Barbara. Oh, she's on the ball. There you go.

Patrick wanted a GF and GF and Banana? No, a GF and Bean of Butter. No, a GF and Banana. GF and Banana. GF and banana. Jim and banana. Yeah, yeah, right. Give him banana. Jim and B. David, here's your chocolate loaded pancake. It's a nano in it.

She was supposed to make it. Yes, yes, we're banana. You didn't let me make it. There's been it. There's been in it. Thanks, boy. Appreciate it. Well, you're not going to eat it if there's no banana in it. Well, I requested it.

I mean, I was going to send it back to the kitchen. And my kid, no joke, this actually happened. My kid finally made the transition. One of them where we were playing the Lego movie game. And we were at the part, this is not a spoiler for the movie. We were in Lord Business's Artifact Museum where he had stuff in the real world, basically. Yeah. All that funny stuff in the games.

And in the game, you have to do these things called master builds where they take three things in Terrarem apart and make something new and we had to a master build in that room and there was a rubber band a highlighter and a three and a three and a half inch floppy disk and he said this Teddy he goes grab the rubber band and The marker and the giant save button Wow And the giant save button Wow The floppy disk as a save button and I can have it you've been calling it for a while You said it was gonna happen it happened in your own fucking house. It happened I stopped him and I go wait a minute. I go what is that he goes that's a save button I said no, I go what you don't know what that thing is he goes I

Don't know what is it? I said it's a floppy disk. He goes what is that? He thought it was the funniest thing you'd ever heard of it is life So was there a situation where your dad? Well, you pointed it like a play button because no it's just a triangle no But somebody was telling me today. I think it was on a match wife Was telling me that she saw a video online where they were doing flashcards with a little girl And they were holding it up and they said what's this and they go five? They hold it. She was this she was eight. What's this that seven then they hold up another one?

They go is 11 they go what's it she was pause? There's eight. What's this? That's seven. Then they hold up another one. There you go. Is 11? They go, what's this? She was paused. She thought 11 was paused. And she's arguing with her dad. That's not 11. That's pause. That's what she thought it was.

I got to mix up some more batter here. So apparently we're getting retweeted this repeatedly to us. Virginia Dare was the first child born in the America's English patients. She was born in August 1587. English patients. Were they born in August 1587. English patients. Were they born in Virginia? She was at English patients.

English parents. You have Oscars on the brain. I got Oscars on the brain. English parents. She was born into a Rhino colony, which is now in North Carolina. I was going to say Rhino. Yep. That makes sense.

That makes sense. That's Virginia. Is Rhino the one that disappeared? That's, is it Rhino that disappeared? They wrote Crack Ola on this tree This is actually one of Matt's favorite stories from history So I should know it But it's a colony that just up and disappeared. Yeah, this is this is the one Rono they disappeared

Yeah, like the they went away they settled and then the explorers went back to Europe then when they came back The everybody was just gone Just completely gone. They never have any idea what happened to those people. And it was, was it Kroatola? Something was written on the screen. I think that was Kroatola or something weird was written on the tree. It's a cryptic. Winter is coming. Winter is coming. They were taken by the white walkers. Which in the books are called the others, but I see after lost why they changed it. They also call them white walkers in the books as well, don't they? Well, the white walkers are the corpses that revive, but the others of the thing, they never say the others in the TV show. Well, the whites, but they're not spelled like white.

Right. The W-I-G-H-T. Do we keep hearing thunder? That was lightning. You know what the forecast is for tonight? What? Thunder snow. That's that's the thing. That's the total thing.

We have a forecast in Austin for thunder. Why are these new weather phenomena that never existed when I was a kid? What? Thunder snow. That's not a thing. That's a total thing. We have a forecast and awesome for thunder. I thought that was the most effective. Why are there these new weather phenomena that never existed when I was a kid? I never heard the term thunder snow until like six months ago, a year ago. It's just two things that happened. Thunder and snow.

That's what you was saying, that can't be two types of weather. But I know, I'm saying that no one ever had ever said the forecast was thunder snow. It's true. Like if somebody said there's gonna be a snow hurricane tonight, you go, what? What's a snow hurricane? And then you'd say, oh, it's just two different types of weather put together.

What are you stupid? It's just a snow storm. Yeah, but it's just a snow with thunder. Yeah. And lightning. Snow be the coolest thing ever. A lightning tornado. And they have lightning tornadoes.

What are you talking about? Lightning is a part of tornadoes. It's an electric tornado. Our tornadoes part of like you have no tornadoes in Europe, right? I don't know. Not in England. Yeah, it's very difficult sometimes. You want to see that tornado? I'm making it. This hurricane's in England? Yeah. I want to shake it.

Oh, that's crazy. I thought the water would be too cold there. I didn't know that uh-uh, hurricanes and typhoons are the same thing. Yeah, it's just if, Cropacific Ocean. Yeah, what did they do that? Just to fuck with you. You also know that they name, you probably know this, but they name hurricanes alphabetically. Yeah, so when you get down to like,

didn't Gus go by recently? Yeah, it's like three or four years ago. Didn't Esther make a video out of it? She did. That's amazing. You know what, you know what, I, I'm a believer in climate change. Like I believe that's actually taking place I

Just think that the way that environmentalists dripping all the way they present that stuff. You're dripping all over like there It's pretty nasty The way the environment that's environmentalist present that is is completely wrong. What are you drawing? You're perverse and F It's terrible F You get an F from making F's I feel kind of sick But I think the way they I think the way they present that stuff Gus is completely wrong like they always try to say like let's save the planet

We're not we don't need to save the planet the planet is gonna be perfectly fine. Yeah, what's gonna happen is the planet is gonna destroy us right basically The planet the planet is gonna go oh you guys are fucking up I'm gonna keep myself up about 20 h degrees and burn you guys off like a fever It's exactly like a body with a fever Your body gets hot and kills stuff that's not supposed to be in there So I think I think it a lot more traction if they said let's not save the planet. Let's fight the planet because basically the planet is trying to kill or Let's save us. Yeah, let's not fight the planet. Let's just save us Yeah, people need an adversary. What's the planet doing to kill us? It's changing its climate. It's a little planet doing that

Yes, it is It's us doing it to the planet or the side effect of our actions to the planet doing to kill us? It's changing its climate. What's the planet doing that? Yes it is. It's us doing it to the planet or the side effect of our actions to the planet. No, we're pumping stuff in the atmosphere and the planet goes, all right, well, here comes the temperature's coming up. This is my atmosphere's blowing up. That's just what happens when you put that in the atmosphere.

Exactly right. It's the way the planet reacts. But the planet's just a bowl of rock. So let me ask you a question. When a virus invades your body, is the virus raising your temperature as the body is your body raising temperature? It's just the way that the system reacts

to what's going on. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, I agree with you. I think especially with a lot of people who are conservative and don't like the idea of being hippie-ish and saving the environment, you're not saving the environment. You're saving yourself. Basically that's what you're doing.

Which is weird too because it's always struck me as weird that the environmental movement is like a liberal hippie movement when most conservatives are Hunters and outdoorsman. Well, yeah, I would say that most Outdoorsman identify as yeah, and like they understand properties of conservation and all that and so it's like Why is there such a disparity between those two things? Yeah, you know? You think there'd at least be some overlap, like a Venn diagram, but it doesn't seem like there's really any overlap in those groups. Yeah. And I know people are going to tweet me and say, well, you know, the environmentalist,

Cooke's, or taking away jobs because they're putting a lot of restrictions and all that stuff. And I get that. I mean, I get what people are saying there. I read that the EPA came out with a new guideline today talking about how they want to severely reduce self-remit emissions from vehicles by the year 2017 and Oil companies are upset because they're gonna have to rework their manufacturing process to bring sulfur levels down and gasoline Appropriately and the estimate is that they would have to spend $10 billion

redesigning their refineries in order to Industry wide they would spend $10 billion dollars $10 billion industry wide in order to get up to this new code and what percentage of their yearly revenue is one companies 10 billion dollars a fucking drop in the bucket in the book in the book especially Bollywood Yeah, I don't like I was tired in 10 billion dollars It's like it's such a no-brainer. It's you know it's less sulfur in the air. It's healthier for people It's a very small cost of their profits. Well, why wouldn't you do it?

You, you can also argue that the jobs to lower sulfur emissions and the research that's necessary do that would create jobs. Yeah. They do all that stuff. I don't think the planet would kill us. I think humans would evolve and stay on it. Well, listen, I don't think, I think you're right. I think humans, even in the presence of like a meteor striking and blocking the atmosphere

I think a human or two is gonna survive. Yeah, I don't think you're getting rid of us Right, but we're not gonna have giant cities and airplanes. It'll be a very different world Yeah, planetary scale. We are such vermin. We are horrible. We're horrible It's like the like I mean We are horrible. We're horrible. It's like the like I mean Free will and just ingenuity was like that was the perfect recipe for just like the most aggressive dominant species It's just ridiculous. I wonder if any like if there's life on other planets I wonder if any planet will have a dominant species the way this the way that this one does or a species that is Ruining it so badly for themselves. Yeah.

Well, I mean, you can argue that's what the dominant basically is. Thanks. Barbara gave me a nice mess. Did anyone make Patrick his pancake? Fuck you. I was trying to, but then Barbara took everything away from me. You kept Patrick from getting his pancake in order to make a fuck you?

No, that's his pancake. No, I would never say that to Patrick. If humans were smart, I think they would learn to eat cockroaches. Gross. It's like a what? If humans were smart, we would learn to eat cockroaches. Gross. It's like a... What? If humans were smart, we would learn to eat cockroaches.

Were you cockroaches? Yeah, but like as a regular food, like everyone eats them. Because they're the only thing, it's gonna be humans and cockroaches. They're gonna be the survivors. How long term strategy do you have here? I thought you were making it with pancake! All right, take it easy. Now you hear her!

Hand. I'm just trying to make sure he gets his pancake. He specifically asked for it. What do you want, Patrick? He wanted GIF and banana. All right, here's banana. Oh, I'm not doing shit for whoever else you just said. Here is GIF and I think the bananas.

On the GIF bananas. What? It's not the brand of banana. Yeah. Do you have like bananas, you're getting a little kind of moushy here. What? Isn't that brand of banana? Yeah. Yeah. Do you have like bananas, you're getting a little kind of mushy here. Do you have like different brands of bananas in the UK? Like here we have like what?

Like Jikeita. What are the old ones? Doll. I don't know. Do you have a Monticell banana? Sure, why not? I went to the supermarket and it was just, you had one from Costa Rica or you had one from the Caribbean. Like they weren't labeled with brands. No, I wanted a blue label, one at a green one, but they were just weight troids bananas. Huh. And they had some bugs in them, dude. Huh.

Really? Yeah. Like you'd open up a banana crate and there'd be shit in there? The instructions were, when you found a living bug in bananas, you had to catch it and a catch it and a cup so they could send it off for tests, while they're pesticides and kill it. There was some nasty bastards, like bit things like this big. And the way you pull a banana out of the box, you kind of ping it out.

So like whatever's starting to burn on just goes like, things into the air. Customers were terrified. What you would do this out like in the supermarket? Yeah, I'd just be stuck in it. I'm like, and then like a bug would fly off and like, was it happened all the time the bananas were right next to the olive bar So I'd freak out I dropped the bananas all the customers would be like And then I'd run to the olive bar and grab a little pot and just like dive across the floor and trap it

I'm really scared of cockroaches that gross the ones I can that Austin's are totally different than any other place I've seen. The way- The way you're just describing this society. I've got little slides of English to say. He's like, we're a long way from the blitzkrieg. That is like the most dramatic thing that happens to anybody in English. Yeah, weird. Little bug.

You know what's the most dangerous fruit done pack? From everything I've seen? Stoff fruit. Grapes. Grapes? Grapes? Graves have black widows in them. Like on a regular basis, people get black. Never saw a black widow.

You ever seen a black widow? Not on grapes. Yeah. I obviously like posts of that places where, eh, it was at this store. I got some grapes and there's a little black widow that came along with it. Then I died.

Ever told you, there was a, you know, in my old job, I used to have traveled a lot to different locations around the US. They had different manufacturing plants. And one of the times I had to go up to this manufacturing plant in the middle of nowhere in Minnesota, as a small town called Sleepi. And they had this giant manufacturing plant, they printed up calendars there, almost every calendar in the US.

Anyway, as part of this process, they have these giant barrels with like some kind of powder in them That a guy needs to go over and get and then like scoop the powder out into one of the machines Except that the barrel with the powder was always filled with black widows. Oh my god So there was like one guy who worked there who black widow bites didn't bother him for some reason He'd been bitten so much. I don't know. So it's like that was his job His job was to go get the shit out of the black widow barrel and then put it in the machine They're like, oh, we need some more of that stuff go call bill I bet you're the blackwood isn't there like you see him as kind of a challenge like right? Oh, but him at once

Yeah, you can get see if we can take him down You just like open it up and just start like swatting the blackwood. It was away He can be a man to a foot there we go. That's mental That guy has job security though. Who's gonna fire that dude? Yeah need to make a new position. We need to hire for this position. Must be okay with black widows. I did black widows. When black widows bite you on a constant basis. What's with guys? They build?

Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. What could that guy do to get fired? It's like, hey, it was in the break room and some guy came in and didn't have change for the vending machine. So we kicked in the front window and pulled on all the chips. It's like, fuck and who did that bill? It's like, that's fine. Let's get a new vending machine. Yeah, it's like, it'll be, what kind of chips did Bill get?

Thunder shell. Right here that was loud. So we really can't go late today because I'm a little concerned about all the crew driving home after this. So we're gonna be wrapping up in about 12 minutes. Here, we're talking about wrapping up in about 12 minutes. Here, we're talking about climate change again. It is hard to ignore how much things have changed. Like, is it like our summers are way hotter

and our winters are way colder? What the hell going on with Austin right now? We cannot stop getting cold weather. Like, we'll have a totally normal week where it's gorgeous weather, 75 degrees, 80 degrees, and then it drops to freezing again. Like, we're gonna get three inches of snow tonight. Supposedly. Supposedly, we'll see. But, by the way either way it's gonna freeze that will be the third time it snowed in Austin this year

Right and normally that's like I've been here 20 years It's snowed here six times total and three of them were this year The only thing I'm annoyed about is that Dan thinks I'm lying about the weather I'm like I always say yeah, I always say like he's never a clown in the sky It's always blue. It's always hot every time he's been is drop below freezing We had a shoot always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always They say you are coming on the nicest weekend of the year this is last year was phenomenal It says good as it gets and it lasts one weekend Seattle in August is amazing. It is amazing It's really amazing and it's and then you leave and it's all Darkness and rain and that's it Patrick. We have Patrick's pancake. You have a gif and banana pancake

I think you said someone else wanted some Nutella shit. I don't know Edward wanted something Edward Would you want buddy? I don't get shit Nutella and bananas nuttle and banana Neutal banana I thought he said forked on their backs. I thought he said tomatoes That's a knife. That's really gross. Hold on. We need to get you for That's for Patrick. What do you laugh at it? Covered the screen in Tyler Complete blackness

Well, you learn it takes it takes a some practice If you get bit by a snake you have to keep the snake Why do you have that pit snake? Oh, it's a funny story Bit me about five years ago. So funny. I get owes you a life debt Why do you think that would be the case? I'm just imagining forever like you are like 80 it's like what do you have a pet snake? It's like it bit me when I was 12 apparently anti-venom is there any only place of that kind of snake You can't give the wrong anti venom otherwise it makes it worse. I also heard the Gaps not stalking anti-venom places. I think it's I think certain anti-venom are no longer produced

Yeah, they're just like it's not fast effective. So we're just not gonna make them. I want to say for God, was it a cotton mouth? I want to say it's a snake that's relevant to Texas, so that might be a cotton mouth or it might be a coral snake. It might be coral snake. Because we have those in Texas as well. Dude, regardless, we probably should cut out anyway. Oh my god. Yeah, we're all the power. Regardless we probably should cut out Anyway, oh my god. Yeah, all the power Hey case you're wondering why we're reacting like this. We had a power outage Me well, we're out of control. So we keep going. Let's fight through it. We're asking the cockroaches Thunder snow

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