Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #261

Episode Date: March 12, 2014

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Start your website today with a 295.com. Visit GoDaddy.com and enter promo code Rooster295 to get your dot com for just 295. Some limitations apply, see website for detail. to beat it. Hey everyone, welcome to the Roostee Podcast. This week, special edition, coming you from South by Southwest at the Samsung Blogger Lounge. Thanks to what's trending for having us out here. Thank you. I'm Cheryl Azar, the host and co-founder of What's Trending.

We're so excited to be with you here on the stage at the Samsung Blogger Lounge. We're live on What's Trend trending, so we encourage everyone to tweet with the hashtag, Samsung, SXSW. That's right there on the screen. Wow, visual stuff. So as every week here, I'm Gus Serola. I'm Gavin free. And if she were already, I'm Bernie Burns. No, just kidding. And also featuring Gus Serola. So this week, you know know we're doing things a little different thanks to the help here from the Bush Trending crew. We have a couple of special guests with us. We do. What Trending has been here

live at the Samsung Logon Alliance in South by Southwest all week with amazing guests and we are lucky enough to get shall we introduce them to give them a special introduction out here. Let's get them out here. The stars of Cesar Chavez, we have Rosario Dawson and Diego Luna. Give it up for them. Nice to see you here. Thank you so much. If your drinks run dry, we do have whiskey. And of course, Diego Luna directed this film.

It's only your second film directing it. And congratulations. We're hearing such great stuff about this movie and it means a lot to a lot of people that the story is being told. Well yeah it's been it's been four years of our lives but it's been many years since this happened we focus on what happened through 61 and 71 in the fields of California and the great boycott that basically connected the story of farm workers with everyone in America with consumers So it's been a long time and it hasn't been celebrated in film and we're

Really happy that finally there's a film that young people can watch and find out who Cesar Chavez was And I think it's it's great, you know This is a huge historic figure that I feel has been underserved traditionally in media. My parents are immigrant farm workers in that time. Not only my parents, my grandparents saw huge benefits from the work that he did out there pioneering. So it's really awesome. I have an opportunity to see the film yet, but I've got a film pass I'm going to see it as soon as I can. That's for free, so make sure the 28th of March, you also buy a ticket.

Oh, okay. So we can send a message that our stories need to be portrayed in the future. We'll say it again, March 28th. March 28th. Make sure you buy a ticket. 600 screens in this country, so yeah, now it's yours. Does it feel like a big responsibility to tell a story

like this that hasn't really been told to the general American public or represented in this way in the past. Yeah, I mean, there's many of them are still alive working, you know, the Lord is where they're out there fighting for what she believes in, and many of the movement, and not just them, but they have families, friends, and obviously it was a big pressure. We shot in Mexico, which was great because we could hide a little bit from that pressure Because you you you are in California and everyone has a connection with the story everyone was there or their parents or So it's it's it's not the same that doing just a fictional film where it's all about you and your demons here

It's the pressure of yeah whole community Definitely I want to encourage everyone if you're asking me how can you ask questions. Well I am in the chat room right now also if you tweet with the hashtag Samsung SXSW we'll be taking your questions in that way. Let's talk about your character but really a real person that you're portraying and portraying in this and what it was like to portray such an important figure as part of this movement. Yes, I played Delores Huerta, which was unnerving, an amazing, incredible, and honor, but also really scary.

Because even though we were in Mexico away, we were talking on the phone the whole time. So I was definitely getting feedback from her all the time. And I just felt really lucky that I had met her before. I co-founded a voting organization called Boatalatino. That turned 10 years old this year, which is exciting. Nice. And so we've actually met a few years back doing work and talking about immigration reform

and different town hall that we had done and things. So she's come and spoke at our summits and things. So she's just like incredible. She's in her mid 80s. She's getting people signing petitions. She won the Medal of Freedom while we're filming. I mean, she's just so on point. And it definitely, as exciting and honorable and amazing that she gave me, you know, her blessing to do the role, it also was just

really scary to play someone who you knew was real, you know, like who was there, who could say something and give you feedback, because I can't imagine what that must be like to watch your life be depicted in a film. You don't have that carte blanche of just going, this is what my artistic license is to just perform. You're portraying someone, you know, and you want to respect what they went through and kind of get their feedback. And so it was just, it was interesting.

She's seen the movie since. She tweeted me. She tweeted me. She tweeted me that she loved the performance and that she was really happy that I played her and all of this. So I just like. Oh, yeah. She's behind the film and she's becoming really happy that I played her and all of this. So I just like...

Yeah, she's behind the film and she's been coming with us. She went to Berlin. She went recently to Berkley and she grabbed the mic and tells everyone why they have to see this film. It's amazing to see actually a film that can serve someone else's work that you respect and admire, you know? Yeah, that must help really drive the passion, still having that connection to someone who will still be such a vocal know. Yeah, that must help really drive the passion, still having that connection to someone who will still be such a vocal advocate.

Yeah. She got everyone doing a CSA for the Anne Berlin at them doing this so class. Wow, she was incredible. Tell us what it was like on set because obviously, this is your first English speaking film in terms of directing, not English. And obviously, you probably had a mixture of cultures

and languages on set, so tell me what that dynamic was like. I guess for them was painful, you probably had a mixture of cultures and languages on set to tell me what that dynamic was like. I guess for them was painful, because it takes me a lot of time to get to say what I want to say. And that's not sure. A little bit. I mean, directing is about the little stuff between these and these other words, and my English is not that good.

I'm good at reading or learning something, but when it has to come, but it's, I guess, how the movement worked. You know, Cesar had to train a lot, he's panished to engage with farm workers in the fields that wouldn't speak English because for Cesar was different. Cesar is a first generation, and that's the complexity that when they portray your community, you never see you. That is not the same to be the one just crossing the border than those who have been on this side of the border without being able to go back for 30 years.

Those who are first generation, second or third, you know, that they have to go to school and they're not, I mean, they don't allow them to speak Spanish, but then they go home and everything is in Spanish. You want to belong into a country that reminds you every day, you don't belong. It's, there is an interesting complexity, you interesting complexity that normally you don't see in film and we had that going on on set. You know, it was people from everywhere and Spanglish run for the whole time. My team was Mexican at the same time. I wanted to be able to let John Malkovich know what he had to do.

So it had to be in English. But then John speaks in Spanish, so you would see him training Spanish, sitting on his chair from morning till evening, because he was very afraid of not delivering in the right way, so it was interesting. It was very interesting. Do you know Spanish?

I don't know any Spanish. He's from another country too. He feels very sometimes. I speak English pretty well. You speak British English. You speak British English and American English, so you are bilingual. I still need to translate if sometimes for a few words. How do you feel you hope to translate this story for like the next generation? Like what do you

hope younger generation gets from this story? I think a sense of their history, which I think is really important. I think this is during a period of time that we've studied quite a lot. This is right during the civil rights movement. This is right during the beginning and budding of feminism. I think a lot of the same characters in there. We have the Kennedys. We don't see Jesse Jackson, but that was right during that same time. When Cesar did his first big fast, He got a letter from Martin Luther King. So I think it's really important and relevant

to sort of expand what our knowledge is of that time period and how much that affects us still today. Obviously, these issues are still quite relevant. We're all talking about fair trade and fair wages. That's becoming some part of our vernacular daily, daily. But that also is immigration reform. And I think that makes it something important to watch, because I feel like when you watch this movie, it's sort of like activism 101. It's not just one petition, it's not just one march.

It's a movement. And it was the first time they unionized farm workers, some of the most marginalized people in our society. And it was a small group of people at a time before Twitter, before any of that stuff. And they were able to not only get all of California to be boycotting, but it spread across America into and through the White House and out into Europe. It's a huge thing.

And so I think it's actually can be very encouraging for people who are taking on food justice issues now to see what they could do today. Learning from what they did then and know that they're joining a really amazing history of people who care and can make a difference. No, but we do have a question from Twitter in our audience. That was well said. That was well said. Woo!

This goes to you, Diego. You start, of course, in Alfonso. Quarons break through, hit you to Mama. Tamyaan, we all loved. Yeah, we invented Alfonso, Quarance, Breakthrough, Hit You, to Mama, Tamyan, which we all loved. Yeah, we invented Alfonso, exactly. What? Congratulations.

How did you feel watching him, except? And this could also go for you, Rosario, watching him accept the Oscar for Gravity. Was it meaningful to see the first Latin person accept an Oscar for that for Best Director? And what did that mean to both of you? I have to say, I was shocked as I was when I realized there was no film about Cesar Chavez. It's ridiculous that it had to go to 2014 for Aladdin American to

receive an award. I mean, an Oscar as best director. That being said it was the happiest hour in quite a long time. I was jumping, shouting. I mean, he deserves that. He's a fantastic director, a very strong voice. And a guy that has no matter what size his film is, he does whatever he wants. That's what I call the independent cinema. He's always behind every decision.

And it's always his point of view. And I'm so glad he got the award so young, because we're going to see a lot from him. and it's always his point of view. And I'm so glad he got the award so young because we're gonna see a lot from him. And definitely those things help you to not have to spend four years to put together another film, you know. And hopefully, you know, seeing him accept this award,

I'm hoping it inspires a new generation or younger generation of filmmakers to have someone they can look up to and try to emulate. You know what I think, another thing that this film says, and it has a lot to do with filmmaking, is that personal stories can hit people and can make you change and can draw attention to those topics that matter to you.

This community, instead of being violent or trying to hit straight the industry that was oppressing them, they went around and talked to consumers. And it was mothers talking to mothers about what was behind those grapes, you know. So, and Cesar said it many times, it's about telling your story face to face. And then you have an alley, and then you're connected with someone. And change might happen if you go out and tell your story.

And that's what we do with film. So I believe that film is a tool of change. And hopefully this film inspires young filmmakers to go out and talk about what matters to them. You talked about the word of mouth aspect. And I think previously, Sierra mentioned how there was no Twitter, no social media back then. But this is an instance where a campaign

in a movie truly went viral. And to this day, in the grocery store, when I passed the grapes in my head, I still think, ooh, let's know. Every time I see them, and it's like, it's a costary mind, it's such a successful message. I can't wait to see how it looks. I'm gonna say, thank you so much for being here.

And of course, the film is right now at South by Southwest, but in theaters, March 28th, the States, and then you'll follow in Latin America. And please go and please go please go and send the message we we want our films out and our heroes to be represented in film and take friends if you can and I don't get them like so alone all the time I tell me you should get a day that's kind of creepy Gavin all right who wants to go with me anyone oh oh I feel like a winning thing yeah

you're buying the tickets all right Diego. Diego Luna, Rosario Dawson. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you. And of course, the research he podcasts continues. The research he podcasts will continue. So yeah, thank you. Thank you.

We could like lead you off. I feel like someone should lead you off. But give it up for Rosario Dawson and Diego Luna, everyone. Tins or Chavez. We appreciate your time. Sorry you couldn't get rowdy with us. Gavin's going to continue drinking.

It could get crazy. That's great. Thank you. I will. Thank you. You're so sweet. That's why I take a second to read this thing here. I want to remind everyone that the Ristuth podcast

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Again, it's goDaddy.com promo code rooster295 for a 295.com domain name. Make yourself a home on the internet. Should I say what people are saying the chat room about you Gavin? No. What is it? People are saying eject Gavin. Every time Gavin speaks take a shot of whiskey. Oh, you can talk a lot more. A lot of people are just mentioning you because I think they're thinking you're very shy right now. I'm shy right now. Are you a shy person? I think Gavin's knowledge of Cesar Chavez

may have been a little lacking. It's not the best. You're not one of my strong self. You're not a curiosity. You're not a curiosity. Your knowledge of the civil rights movement in the United States in the 60s and 70s may be somewhat delinquent. I don't think that's a strong topic for school children

in the UK. It's not really. It's fine. Do you ever worry that your life is just a bit too weird? Yes, all the time. Look at this. Yeah. Yesterday I was just doing dishes and stuff and listening to music.

And then I was just sat next to Rosario Dawson. I know you didn't even do or say anything. I mean, what am I going to do? I know. Touch your leg or something. No, I'm going to. I'm starstruck. I'd say like, oh oh great to meet you.

Sheerah promotes harassment. That's unsafe. Thankfully, we have no HR here. I wanted to bring someone else out for the second. If you don't mind, I've got a friend of mine out here. So we're Glenn. Hey, get over here. Glenn.

I was enjoying calling him out. Touch his leg. You did touch his leg. So you nervous. So next to her, were you nervous? You're a bit nervous. Are you now unhappy? Were you scared you're like she's a bit intimidating? Yeah for you. Yeah, it's terrifying. Well, you know what terrified? Oh, I met her before I've

Of I know everyone who have you been intimidated by? Oh, you know, I had a bad interview with Bradley Cooper He kind of intimidated is it because he's so dreamy? He was pretty, it was like, kind of, I got lost in his eyes of it. Did you lose track of the question? I didn't lose track. I was overtired and I started talking to him.

He's like, are you tired? Why are you so tired? Did you do it? And then I was like, why are you doing this to me? Did he give you a massage? No, I'm a massage. He massage my soul. And alkyl a massage? It's kind of a dick move to tell someone that tired that right? I know that's why I was like are you messing with me? Are you trying to be honest like and then he wouldn't answer my questions

Like I was asking about the film and I was actually working for the studio and he was just being like oh, yeah I don't know and then he was like I'm sorry. I'm sorry like he knew he was messing with me and he knew He was like looking at my eyes and he was like oh, I feel bad for you, but I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Like he knew he was messing with me and he knew. He was like looking at my eyes and he was like, oh, I feel bad for you, but I'm not gonna give you anything. Sorry. Yeah, when you tell someone they're tired, there's nothing that person can do about it. Just like, yeah, excuse me for five hours,

I'm gonna go sleep. Yeah, I thought I was tired or did something, I took something. That cucumber thing you can do on your eyes, that's bullshit, right? Is that do anything? I'm sure it is. Have you ever done that?

I've done that, but yeah, cold towel on my eyes. That's bullshit, right? Is that do anything? I'm sure it is. Have you ever done that? I've done that but yeah cold, um towel on my eyes. There's creams. I've done a bit of it of everything. You know that you don't coke? No. What? Yeah, man. No. That doesn't help your eyes. That wouldn't help your eyes. I thought we were talking about my- You are so inappropriate. They're kids in this chat room and we are at an official nice place. It's Koke. Koke Cola. I want to talk about Glenn here for a second. I brought Glenn up because Glenn represents operation supply drop,

which is a charity that we're expanding our work with here at Rooster Teeth. Why don't you tell us a little bit what operation supply drop is all about. I need a bit salute. You're new. Yeah, I need a bit salute. Well, first off, thank you. I want to say thank you to Richard Teeth for joining our cause this year. So, Operation Supply Drop, we're a military charity. Though there we go. I'm new to this, sorry folks. We're a military charity that supports the truth by sending video game care packages

down range. We also do a lot of work at the recovery hospitals, more on base work. We're going into year four, and as of Friday, we kicked off our third annual 8-bit salute. It is a big event. Fundraiser ends with a 24-hour game marathon on May 17th and 18th, which you guys are involved with. Super excited to announce Grootter T, Boar Gaming, Naughty Dog. If they're a gaming company, you've thought of, they're probably involved. Just gives you all a good excuse to get out, play games for a good cause, and have some fun. That's awesome.

Yeah, we're really excited. We've been working with operators, supply drop for years, in smaller fashions, and now Glenn is here local, so he's knocking on our door all the time, getting us more involved, and we're super happy to expand that relationship and work together to try to raise more money for a great charity. Definitely, definitely. Now, looking forward to getting through this, raising a lot of funds and doing more work together on the bases,

bringing the Rupert team out, who knows, Fort Hood, Lacklin, what's up and what's up. Wow, my scared Gavin. I don't know, Gavin's scared of things. Hey, we helped the UK. We could go, we finally sent the care package overseas. Oh, he did?

Yes, yes, sir. Oh, now he's interested. Yeah, see. Why be a dick Your buddy dance in the military is yeah, he was in he was enough. Gonna stand for like five months. Oh no way Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, have would you say that being involved in charity? Get you laid more You'll have to ask my wife

Silence so you're saying yes your single antics won't work with him Gavin. Yeah, so what do you think Gavin? Do you think that's a big pickup line? Is that what that be a great pickup line for you? What? What? Hey, I do a lot of charity work. Yeah, I mean, no, I respect people that do social good and charity work. Like I think that's cool when you think of beyond yourself. It's you're not you're not just ego driven. So see, it works. It's one of those things though where you can't open on that you can't brag about that you have to wait for them to ask you what you're doing Underhand and like I was like what do you do? Well, I work in this But I also like giving back is more important to me You know the kids like you try to schedule a date like I can't that day. I'm I'm doing my charity work that day

Uh, can we reschedule some other time? It is a turn-off when a guy is like, oh charity work. Ugh, that's a noob. Who ever says that? I-I picture that something you would say. You are so like soo- Ugh, charity. I didn't think I'd say that.

Well guys have even spent in time with, I bet Bradley Cooper said that. You could tell us. Alright. This is why our surprise is applied to exist though. You get to play video games for charity. Oh, we'll sneak up on the gamers for good. Yeah, there you go. It's an awesome, awesome combination.

Yeah, well, anyway, it's wanted to thank you Glenn for taking some time to come out and join us. You can check our linked up on the website. We'll have a link to our team where people can join and let's raise some money. Hey, thank you. I'll take care. Thanks again. Cheers, Glenn.

I'm in the chat room right now and also in Twitter hashtag Zamsung as XSW tweet and I will give you a shout out on this podcast and live show. Yes And of course if you're here physically in meets space you we've got a microphone over here You can well, is anyone have a question in the audience any fans? I know we're standing there. Rooster deep fans is just standing a question in the audience? Any fans? Are you waiting for the standing there? Rooster-Death fans. It's just standing in front of the microphone. What's worried about this place is that you can't tell who's here for this

and who's just hanging out like this. This place is huge. I've been eating at this restaurant before. I've never... I know they transformed it. This is a totally different place. It's a vintage young steakhouse, but Samsung has transformed it. This restaurant.

Yeah. I actually got some tweets for you guys before the show. OK. So are you ready? All right. Why aren't there more rage quits? Those are really the best of Rupertith and that was from Atthenitorius Gn. Well, it was a question? Why aren't there more rage quits? All right, because one a

week's not enough. You want more? It's a lot of screaming. So anytime Michael makes one of those, there you know when else can do work an entire building because the walls are shaking and he's so Angry yeah, so I think one a week is more than enough. He's pretty consider there He often waits for us all to go home. He showed up early the other day He did that he filmed one with John Reisinger and he was filming it like by the I'm normally like the second person A walk into the office when I walked in at 9 a.m. He was already halfway through filming it with John are you in that video? Yeah, I walked to my desk. He's like, hey, what's up? Gus?

I want point you walk into the office with John are you in that video? Yeah, I walked to my desk. He's like, hey, what's up? Gus? And what point do you walk into the office? Like, do you are you a late guy? 10 or something. I am. You're barely. And what does your hair look like? Like this? It does. But I'm not, I'm not really the kind of employee who has hours. I just have to get my videos done. Oh, you're one of those. That's the great thing. It's like flexible.

I'm kidding. I'm playing with you. I know. Since we only do a couple of live events a week, that's really all we. It's like flexible. I'm kidding. I'm playing with you. I know. Since we only do a couple of live events a week, that's really all we have to dedicate time for. You know, we do two, sometimes three live things a week. So other than that, the schedules are really flexible, which is great during a time like South by Southwest when there's so much traffic, and it takes forever to get to and from work.

I almost got into fight last night at your party. Oh, thank God. Really? What happened? I almost got beat up. Oh, you got beat up. You OK? No, no, come on.

I'm not beating anyone up. Look at this. A friend of mine went up to go use the bathroom and she left her coat on her chair. And some random dude came by and grabbed it and started walking off with it. What? You wanted to wear a girl's jacket?

Yeah, it was like furry and white. It was really weird. And I grabbed it and I'm like, hey, what are you doing? He's like, oh, I just want to go show this to my friends. Like, that's not your jacket. And then he like got really like aggro with me. He's like, what's your problem?

What are you friending? That's not your jacket, man. Don't just put it down. And I looked at him. The guy was like three inches taller than me and really muscular. I thought this guy is going to beat the crap out of me. But I'm here with like 10 people.

So maybe we have a chance. That would have been a good story. You say you're here with 10 people. You're here with the 10 nerds. 10 nerds, 10 people from roots, 10 rooster chief people. That's the equivalent of like three co-stars. It's like they're climbing up on this guy trying to take him down. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, then he kept coming back and making fun of me all night for protecting my friend. So he wanted to show someone the coat. Yeah. And that was it. Yeah, he was like taking it and walking up with it. That's what he was going to do to pick up the chick.

You're like, I have a sexy coat for you. We should have followed him around the rest of the day, like if he ordered pizza, just grabbed his pizza and shown it to everybody. No, I'm going to go show it to someone. Yeah, I need to show this to someone. It's so weird. Gobbin' it and give it back.

It's rare that I encounter angry drunk people in Austin, but it has happened every now and then. Like, see, one time we had a showing at the draft house, and right down here in Colorado, I was walking down the street, and some guy came up behind me and said, I heard from behind me, why don't you grow some balls? And I was like, I just turned around. Is randomly said that? Yeah, I was like, oh, I'm sorry, do you want to get by?

And he looked at me, he was, no, why don't you grow some balls? I was like, okay. I was like, um, okay. I was like, I've got some. I mean, he was just like, he just wanted to fight. Then his friends came out and grabbed him and was like, oh, he's just drunk. You're an angry person by default.

Did you not just want to get into a fight? I was just shocked. They match it out of nowhere. You're walking on the street and someone goes, say, why don't you grow some balls? What? You seem to get targeted. Yeah.

You seem to be. You seem to be so nice. I was once drinking with Jeff at a bar and some homeless guy came over and he lent over it was like iron railings and he lent over the railings and said, you! And poured it, Jeff. And Jeff was like, hey, what's up? And he goes, you all want's wrong with Austin. And then he turned around and I just stumbled away.

And Jeff was like what just complete random interactions with just confrontational people so the homeless dude is what's right with Austin apparently apparently yeah looks like we got someone up here at the mic oh so I am I am paying attention to you guys in the chat room by the way waving your way of the chat room I'm waving at you we do have a question from the audience what's your name where you're from I'm Drew I'm all the way from Melbourne. Not so much of a question. I just wanted to say Gus I've been carrying around this James Boggs all day and I'm really happy that we get rid of it so We have beer. Oh, we have beer. Oh

It's not cold get out. Wow. We have beer and whiskey now. It's awesome Are you gonna share it with us? Is this part of the podcast like we need to drink this here? Yeah. He said it's warm. There was no fridge in here. I'll drink it warm beer. This is warm beer.

That's my favorite Australian beer. Is it? I assume it's not twist up. Or is it? I don't think it is. Oh, I do. It's a I love. Have you ever been down to Melbourne?

I am not. It's a beautiful city I love it down there. They got a great area called Fitzroy. It's very similar to like thank you to like the South Congress area here in Austin Here's toast. I love you guys. You want to say a lot of you were asking why Bernie's not here. I saw it online Bernie had a scheduling conflict yet a problem Bernie hates me doesn't it was unable to make it out here? Tell him. He loves you. Bernie is you Bernie. But I know I love Bernie. We told you you you were got a little upset.

I wish I could take a picture of your face and we told you that Bernie wasn't here I was. Come on, it's his podcast. Hey. No, I mean it's not. Come on. What am I? I'm sitting right here.

It's you know Bernie's like a big part of it. So it's surprising we are really promoting this. I wanted the whole know, a Bernie's like a big part of it. So it's surprising. We were really promoting this. I wanted the whole team, the whole family. It's like not having the dad in the family. He's the Mexican dad. Yeah, that's me. So speaking of Dickheads and like just random assholes, I was in a cab the other day. Was that, was that the, that's me?

No, that was the conversation before. We were having, I was in a cab and it was 24 bucks, right? And I always pay on card in a cab. Because why not? I mean, I don't hate having cash. You're not an animal. I was like, I got a card and he's like, I hate cards. You got a cash?

And I was like, oh, maybe. So I searched through it. I had exactly $24. I was like, all right, well, I have cash. But if you want a tip, let's do it on card. And then he grabbed my cash. He was like, no, and then I got out and he goes, tip next time, asshole. And I just explained to him, like, he used my card, I could have tipped him. I had just the amount. Yeah, you explain to Tim, that's his

own fault. Yeah, prick. Is this going to be like this podcast called douchey experiences with Mr. Teeth? Absolutely. Yeah, this is our new spin-off. My wife. It's like because of South by Southwest, people of Austin just get shitty about it I guess a cab driver would be annoyed because you can't go anywhere. Yeah, he stuck in traffic all the time My wife just texted me to get angry at me She's very upset that I did not stand to greet Rosario Dawson or DeGa Luna when they Really? No, she just she was watching She's watching. I'm sorry. I should have I felt like I might get out of frame

I was you know they were coming in and you know in and out but they were they were a pleasure There was a and it actually worked it was so nice having you here because the connection that you have to the story No way through your background. Yeah, it's you know, I still have a lot of family that do you know migrant farm work So we're very very Your farm I am yeah, honestly the real reason I didn't stand up arm bill The real school sorry the real reason I didn't stand up is because I had a bit of a shaving accident yesterday And I don't they have down there. I don't want my shirt to come up and reveal what I've done Well, okay, let me let me do the story first.

Okay, okay, okay. I was having a bit of a downstairs trim, because, you know, You're not an animal? I'm not an animal. And I looked at my stomach and I was like, my stomach is just really hairy. Maybe I could just kind of thin it out, you like trim the top off of it. And then I wasn't big attention and just went, Against my skin, I just cut like a giant patch out.

So, to combat that, I just cut a bunch of patches out of my stomach hair. And it just looks really weird. I just didn't want to. That's so strange. Is that what you just said? You didn't even try to make a design, like a liturgy. I thought, I saw her all with her.

I thought maybe I could just thin it all down. I ended up just making a bunch of holes. Let's see how to patch it. All right, here it is. All right, this is really weird. Oh no. Oh my god. So I'm going to chip out of that. Wait, can you do that again? No, I it is. Alright, this is really weird. Oh no. Oh my gosh. So my question about of that way, can you do that again? No, I would need to create a different of that right now.

Tweeted to us at what's starting Hashtag, Samsung SXSW. But opening and closing your shirt, looking at your resume shirt. But Rosario Dulleson doesn't need to see that. I don't know, she might have felt like a quirky connection to you. I don't think so. Like you're eclectic, you're British, you change your stomach't your stomach and your patches, you're just singing it. It's a new style, you could have started something. It's a hipster thing. Maybe you missed it. Yeah, it's like everyone everyone else do it so I'm not the weird one. You have a lot of hair in general

like on your head, your chest. You're always coming about my head. He's well insulated, he's protected against sunburns. Yeah, and against sunburns. I've actually never been sunburned in my life. Really? Yeah. I guess growing up in the UK, do you have any one to get sunburned in the new day? There's not so much sunburns. But I can spend a whole day in the sun

without sunscreen, and I don't burn. I just get really dark. Yeah. We do a lot of shoots outside. And anytime we have a new PA, we always have to remind them. Make sure you put a lot of sunblock on, but you always have the new guy who refuses to put sunblock on for some reason.

Then about two hours into a shoot outside, it just looks like a lobster, they're so red. It's like, we always warn you, we warn those people about it. Did I tell you the story or what's about my friend from the UK? I was on holiday with him in France, and I went into the bathroom, and it looked like someone had shredded like a cellophane bag all over the floor, like a little bit suplastic, like really light plastic so like I open the door and all this little shreds of cellophane just went like and it turns out that he got so badly sunburned the day before that my guy was dry himself after the shower all the

skin was flaking off his back and it's just flared around. I just live it I walked in it years ago I used to shake my head down like a super tight buzz cut. And I got a sunburn on my scalp once and then the next day or a couple days later it all peeled off like one long piece with tiny little holes for the hair follicle. Wait how did you pull that off as one piece? It was like I started feeling it was like oh it's coming off and then I just grabbed it and pulled it and it all just came off. See that's gross but I bet it's coming off. And then I just grabbed it and pulled it and it all just came off. So that's gross.

But I bet it felt really satisfying. It did. It did. It's actually like, why does pulling things off your skin feel satisfying or popping pimples? Women love doing that to guys. Yeah. And to themselves.

Something about just ripping something off yourself. Maybe not from your arm. This is such a weird conversation. We actually, a lot of people in the chat room, I need to call this out. They want lawn. I'm not kidding. And I'm not saying this, like, I want our staff on stage.

First, how did this even happen? That lawn on stage. Everyone wants just to see lawn. He mentioned his name in chat. And you will. All right, lawn. Do you want to just show yourself? All right, this is lawn heresy.

He's the head writer at what's trending. Give it up for lawn. Yeah. Yeah. Have a beer lawn. You want an Australian beer? Join the fun. You want some whiskey? This is the most chill.

Hi everybody. I'm so done here at Southwest, actually. Yeah, I mentioned my name. I introduced myself because Shira said, you know, they were asking, you share it in the chat room and I said, she's watching, but she's not commenting. I'm lawn. I'm commenting. And from then on, oh, clean up on the same outfit. This is the last one I'll take care of that.

So hello everybody in the chat room. You're all too hot. They think you're the man. You've done man. They've made up about 18 hashtags. You also have a ton of hair. I do. I have a lot of hair.

It's like Grizzly Man. What's just stomach it up right now. I'm just going to do my stomach. Yeah. Oh, no. I'm cleaning my hair. All right, so Gavin has a bad track record of doing this exact thing on our podcast all the damn time.

In fact, we've been wanting to buy a new couch forever, but we don't buy it because we know this is the inevitable outcome. You're spaz. Why can't you do this? Literally one in three or one in four of beers you open explode. Well, I've seen it when you mash the top of a beer bottle

that goes mental, but all I do is take a sip and it just goes mental. Do you not do it and take it off with your tooth? No, I don't want to chip a tooth. No, there are guys that can do that. Traditionally, our technical director down That we normally use when we have our own podcast can do that and she's a tiny little blonde girl Oh, it's pretty impressive. You give her a beer and she's just like, yeah, like nothing. She like at a frat college

Hardly hard. She gives up that vibe for sure Yeah, it's not attractive when you see a girl pop open a beer with their mouth It's like that's useful. You're never in a situation where you're like you can't enjoy this beer You're like honey open your mouth What about like you know that was also big when girls have you done this a girl like oh Can you do take the cherry and make a little like like a knot in the cherry? That's a myth, right? No people done it. Can you do that? I've seen people do two knots. No. How is that possible?

How long is that cherry thing? It's crazy. So I wonder if you can escalate that. If I could just be like, love, do what my shoe laces. And she does it with her tongue. That'd be impressive. That's pretty gross, isn't it? Shoes are gross when you think about it.

Shoes are really gross. That's why we don't sign shoes. I never sign shoes. People sometimes want an autograph on a shoe. I will not sign a shoe. I just think about all the urine that has spilled on that shoe. That's the thing. Is it it's impossible for a urinal not to splash on your shoes? I know. I think about it every time I see a shoe. When you bring that into your house though, like you think I'm on many things you bring into your home or your bed. Like how many times do you spend? You'll bed. Or like on your

bed or you wear your shoes on your bed? Sometimes I just lie down and then I'm like, oh that is like that little part of my shoe that's like ton of touching I'm like in that area. There's probably like a bacterial shoes off the door. That's what I do. Do you take your shoes off the door? Yeah, see how I'm surprised because you're from Europe usually like I grew up in Montreal I'm like a lot of people This is the most General I'm generalizing everything here But like in Montreal like a lot of us we don't take our shoes off

And when I go to Europe to I mean in Amsterdam like when I was in Amsterdam But like we don't take our shoes off. I feel there's some households that take their shoes off of the door and some that don't It was never a thing in my family. It might be in those colder regions. It's cold So people don't want to take their shoes off in the house. No, it's winter and it's like grows But I don't know why and I hate when I get to someone's place and I take off my shoes and I'm not wearing the right socks yeah oh you're not wearing socks yeah are you right like with holes in the

I put my fancy hula girl socks on for this I have my union jacks on today oh yeah see that socks are a big deal for us on our podcast levison's I made fun of Bernie socks he went mental on the sock front now now I feel inadequate if I don't have fancy socks. Like this is a thing in my life. Thank you for introducing this before I could just wear black socks now. It's like oh I gotta find cool socks. But it's fun there. And then I the other day I bought beer socks and I wore them and Bernie was like oh I almost wore those today. I was like you have the same socks I do. He's like yeah I've got those. I threw them away.

I have them too. You have them too? I've got them for Christmas. See what's happened? We've got this escalating sock war now. But it is a thing every morning when I get dressed. Usually, the way I get dressed is it's usually in the dark and I pick up the first thing and put it on. But I have to think, is it, am I on screen today?

Do I need to go out and go out and socks? It's a thing, it's a general thing. I changed. I'm wearing black socks earlier than they have with these on. I want to know, is anyone ever worn that combination of shoe and velvet jacket before? No, he is unique. I want to pretend to say, I want to look good for Rosario Dawson. I literally went back to my house and get this jacket. Really? Do you think she appreciated it? I hope so. I also put on my Captain Eo shirt. It's a conversation piece. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

How would you describe your style, Gavin? That would that would be it. I would that shrug. Yeah. Unkempt, I think would probably be best. I mean, it's what I think about your hair. There is thought that goes into how you style your hair. I've seen him do his hair. It literally takes two and a half seconds. Yeah, and well, I get the goop. Oh, let's show people the goop. Why do I put my goop? Right there, I see it. It's axe goop. I have some goop. This one's got a bit weird because I guess I've flown with it so much that it's melted and congealed so many times it looks, now let me open it.

Look at that. That's amazing, right? That could be some people could think that could be as for other things. Jesus, look out, there's whiskey down there. Yeah, you know, you just mashed it three hands, you flup it up. This is what my head looks like when I get out of bed, but it kind of flattens down during the day.

So I just keep it up. You don't even have any gratitude to do, you know, some guys would die for that hair. He's still young. He's not going to have it much longer. That's be honest. Is there a going to have it much longer. That's beyond his. Is there a history of baldness in your family? My grandad went bald when he was 18.

Oh. The other one's bald too. Yeah. There you go. Sorry, Gavin. It's going to happen. That's why I'm making the most of it right now. That's why you better work on your personality.

I want to. I want to. I want to. Man, Ouch. It's getting vicious up here. Bring me more beer. Let me read this thing here. When I'm reminded of this episode of the Ristid podcast,

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We did who was it. It was when we revealed that on the polka. I don't think we revealed it. They actually kept it there. So I'm gonna have the balls to do that. They, I don't know why, they think they, what was their, their defense? I think their defense was they thought it was a prop. So they drank the vodka and put the water back in. Okay, it's a kilo. Okay.

Or I thought it was vodka, maybe it's a tequila. Yeah. And they put water back in the bottle to make it look like it was still full for a prop. I remember Jordan doing a shove in, being like, it's not that strong. And then Bobbret took it to the show. And she's like, yeah, that's just water.

And it had been that for ages. Oh, gross. It must have been hanging. It must have been algae in it. We also had a tweet from at A.H. Brayden, who went, that's BS. Every Canadian I know, it takes their shoes off.

Hashtags, Samsung, SXSW. Did you take my beer? Maybe. You want it? I'm over here looking for it like a jerk. Why'd you put it on my side? Because I had to do the ad read. You want this one?

No. So I'll take this. Jesus. Sleppy made out now if you drink that. Hey, what's up? If you had to make out with anyone at Ruste, who would it be? It'd be you, Gavin. If you had to make out with anyone who would it be. Hey, let's

turn off all the cameras for a sec. So we were talking about like I was reading Do That Hulu Adread and... Can I? Are you okay? Again, do you not know how to open a bottle of beer? There's the bottle. You're just drinking it. It was already open. What's going on with it? I don't know. The science. I don't know. Hey, are you at all freaked out? Are you a nervous flyer? Shira, you fly a lot, don't you? I do! You know what? I try not to be because I did sit next to a pilot once and he said like, you know, like there's a lot of turbulence.

You don't understand what these planes can actually take, like the amounts of, you know, like, turbulence and craziness and all that. You are more likely to get in an accident or get hit by a car than for your flight to crash. Well, with turbulence, you're going to be... Just getting into a really dark conversation. You're more likely with turbulence to get knocked out on the inside of the plane than you're going to have. Which areas are something to happen in the plane?

Yeah, the plane is not going to go down. You're just going to get injured in it. Well, it's actually very flexible. The plane is meant to like be flexible within what's going on. There's a story a few years ago. There was a, I think it was a, I want to say it was a virgin Atlantic flight. I was flying to Vegas.

They were over the Midwest. They hit a lot of turbulence. And the pilot was diving to get around the turbulence. And the, like you said, the wing was bending. Yeah, it was like flexible bending. I'm using like, like, terms that don't even make sense. Really bending.

It's like, bendy and flexible, the playing. They have sizes with clipboards. What's the bendy factor on this wing? Apparently during this, while this was going on, one of the flight attendants started running up and down the aisle screaming that they were going to crash. And the other flight attendants had to tackle her. Are you kidding?

Yeah, they started to fire. She got fired. So this is my thing. Recently, I was on an overnight flight and out of nowhere I was starting to fall asleep and it did start really getting bumpy like but to the point where I was like it was just bumpy up and down It was like that Three six bumpiness and that's the one the type of bumpiness 360 like you're like It's like ever it's not just side to side or up and down. It's like

You feel like you're being pushed around everywhere and you're like okay And then there was also Thunder and everything there had been earlier that day so I was like oh, I'm reading it struck by lightning I guess for like imagining things and the thing I I hate when the pilots I wish they just would let you know like heads up in 10 minutes and obviously you don't know sometimes But they do know you know they get those messages like Coming up Like the pilots in front of them are tweeting, like OMG, turbulence, LOL.

Yeah, but like, and so I kind of freaked out. You have that, you know, your heart starts pounding and I'm just like, like, I don't know, you think of that, like what if, like do you ever think of that moment, have that moment where you're like, what if this could be? And every time I fall asleep on a plane,

there's like a maybe 30 second period right after I wake up where I'm so scared that I'm gonna die Every time I see, yeah, cuz my brain hasn't like sunk into rational thinking yet So I'm like oh my god, why if I died now? What if all my life just ended today right here? Well, this is and then 30 seconds go by and it's like yeah, well you think about what like the what actual flying is like We showed that to a caveman. It's's like yeah you're gonna get in that metal tube and then you're gonna go really high in the sky and then you're gonna go so fast to wherever you need to go it's like that doesn't make any sense it doesn't make any sense

well that's the thing I have a friend that's like really afraid of flying and he goes I just doesn't make sense how a plane can go up in the air and just say they're like it actually doesn't make sense to him and so he thinks it's not natural and like they're just meant to crash of course it's not natural they're not birds we're not like a giant turd he thinks it's not natural, and they're just meant to crash. Well, of course it's not natural. They're not birds. We're not like a giant turdactyl, it's not the Flintstone. So I recently, I gave him some like Zal, like Xanax or something while he was flying.

He passed out and he was fine. I do not promote prescriptive jokes though. Sounds like it. That's awesome. It's amazing how much stuff in a life is just completely unnatural at school. Like when I was getting out of your car, I was like crap my things because I left them in there and it was this Dom Hager and a Red Bull I was thinking

Caveman that like nothing that doesn't apply to anything. I love I need to make my hair be up and I need energy from liquid Doesn't make any sense really. I love I always love the caveman analogy I think you're the one who would you do set to me? It's like you show something like just what would a caveman think about this? Yeah, because when if a caveman didn't give a shit about it, it's not important. Really. Oh wait, that's how you like go, you live your life. What if something bad happens? I think would this affect a caveman? If not, then I'm like, well, you know, what are you gonna do? If my leg came off, that would affect the caveman. You would have to hop and kill Sabre II tigers.

So you obviously, I mean, what about romance and love? I guess that would not affect the caveman against the caveman, don't have emotions. Just carry a big club emotions? No, they're all about, it's just like, about reproducing and... You think a caveman never laughed? No.

No. Did a caveman ever laugh? This may be like the most deep philosophical question ever asked. Like all of humanity has converged right now to question the laughter of a caveman. Like caveman Dave sees caveman Steve fold down a hill. Funny, isn't it? It's funny. We'll never know.

We will ever know. Do animals laugh? I don't think animals laugh. There's no, no, you can see those videos on YouTube of like animals like laughing. They are there. Yeah, well animals go YouTube search animals laughing. See what you find. I wonder if we can find caveman laughing. Search caveman laughing. You'll find those weird commercials for cavemen, you know, like those brands that have like cavemen commercials. I think that analogy works well.

Like recently a few months ago, I smashed my laptop screen. My map of care is just ruined. The screen's messed up. And then I was bummed out. And then I was like, well, I'm fine still. Everything in my life is still fine. So it's just, yeah, look at it.

I think there's a beautiful simplicity to that. Yeah, I like it. Keep it simple, yeah. like it. Keep it simple. Yeah. Men tend to keep it simple. Do you notice, are you good at multitasking? No. Guides are not good at multitasking. I want to put a whole thing on your gender, like a whole assumption. Are you good at multitasking? I feel like I am, but I'll accept it. I'll accept the statement.

You can offend the whole of Europe. Or Montreal. You did your entire audience right now? No, I find men have issues with multitasking. I'm just saying, because they are simple. It's like you give men food sex. You just need to give men food sex. And then also just take care of them.

Like give them the needs like their mom gave them in a way. And they're happy. I need to have happy with that. You made it weird when you said mom in the same sentence as sex. Oh, no. It's a separate idea. So multitask your head. Are you a good multitasker then?

Yes. I am. You are monitoring Twitter and chat room and talking to us. I think some of the most ambidextrous men, oh, and I mean, it's just people have been men though. It was that one guy who could write with both hands at the same time, which is amazing But they're evolved what is what else do they do with both hands? He could write in Spanish with one hand in German with the other way. Yeah, no, it's crazy. That's your possible

We jealous. Yeah, I love that that would get that would get me laid Right, I love Larry in two languages You could like pick up a girl from Spain and a girl from Germany all at the same time like riding them little love notes. So at Abby Under score M A E H wants to know Gavin should stroke Long's beard. I bet it feels like pure epic manliness. Do you want to come up here and who love Gavin stroke your beard? You keep making him come up here, but he has like all of these obstacles to walk around. It's like yeah, don't because they keep asking.

I'm giving the audience what they want. There's a million things I could go wrong. Let's have a little, a little feel. Now that deserves a GIF too. We want a bunch of GIFs to be their way. Hashtag Samsung SXSW. Feels good? Is it like rough or soft? It's, I felt Jack's beard, you know Jack Patilla right and this giant beard. This is softer

But do you use conditioner? Of course twice a day you gotta get really I get a really Lather in there and then you rinse and repeat that's the secret Someone that are Lord why are people calling you Lord? I don't know I don't know you like officially become very popular in I know and then they hate me They want you and not me. It's a very strong term. I don't know if I would go to his beard is more impressive than your Shira. I don't know what it brought me on you should love me. I'm a giver when it says Rinsen repeat who who does who shampoos the head twice I do and it's really dirty

How many how many days have you got withoutos the head twice? I do and it's really dirty How many days have you got without shampoo in your hair? I have a shower every morning. You shower every morning Yeah, and wash your hair. So how many days do you go without washing your hair? A week. Yeah, that's a big that's not a microphone. That's a beer I've gone well. well no I shower every day my shower I wash my body but then you know it's not as healthy to wash your hair every day it actually makes it dry. Apparently it's better to wash your hair at night because the oil can like get back in your hair in the night and you need that oil during the day. Yeah to combat the world. Really to combat the world

again we're fighting over oil it always goes back to the same thing so oil I wanted to call I wanted to note something you're you're a jiffer I just won't actually had the webbies the other year the guy who created the Jeff was on stage and he goes I'm gonna say this once and for all it's not a gift it's. Do you think the it's a graphic image file? The graphic. No, it's a Jeff or so. Go search webby awards.

I believe you Jeff and you'll see the speech this guy did. But he no longer owns it. He created it. It's like George Lucas. He made Star Wars. It's Disney now. So do you go by the what the people say or by the creator? The people. Giff. If you if you get to call it a Jeff,

you're going to stop calling me jabbing. That's called what? I would say, give him a mic. I would say go with whatever the commenters say and they're saying Giff. So I would go with that because they're a lot of them and they're very intimidated. They're very intimidated by them. Oh, okay. Well, hey, do your own thing. I love you guys. There's only love. Giff is a demon. I have to say enough you know butter, though. That's the argument. Like, jiff are, there are already a word, jiff.

And the jiff, so I did go by that. That's a great counter argument. Thank you. I appreciate that. I think, you're in the gif camp also, right? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Gif. Yeah.

Most of us say gif. What? Most of us in the know say gif, shit. Wow, you were more... Come on, boy. ...throwing me under the bus. Get on our level. Should I just make everyone feel bad for me and start crying? Most of us in the nose say gift wow Should I just make everyone feel bad for me and like start crying Try it. We'll see you do that. Do you do the cry thing? I'm a cry. I'm a sensitive lawn see me cry

I have made I have made your cry. We can talk about it. Can you take a mic? You've made her a mic. There's another one. Can we get a fourth mic? Oh, it's right here. You've made her cry. This is going to really make me so much. I made your cry more than one time. We know each other a long time. You sound really proud of that. I don't know what I can. I'm here to help. I appreciate it. Well, what what what what why do I cry? You're perspective. You take on a lot and then you get very stressed out and sometimes it comes out into it. Oh, this is getting good. Keep going.

Every time she or cries, lawns beard gets a little lighter and like grows a little. A little more lush and full every time, every time. I was telling Gus before we started that the best thing about going on what's trending is the 45 seconds right before you roll because everyone's yelling at everyone. KOS. You're like, you're freaking out. It's the best.

We should start rolling. 45 seconds earlier. There's someone calling out a countdown and it's just like it seems like it's getting more and more manic and it's like, oh hey, everyone. It's like, hey, seven. Wait, it's not like that on your desk podcast. You're all school and collecting. We have been caught off guard before where it starts like,! Wait, it's not like that on your desk, podcast? You're all cool and collected. We have been caught off guard before.

Where it starts, you're like, oh shit, we're live. Hey, what's up? My favorite thing to do is go to the bathroom as close to the start of the podcast as possible. You've gotten bad about that. Yeah, but I've never been late to a podcast. I'm in my seat with mine, I'll be out before every podcast.

We're very lucky in that the control room is very removed from the set, and we can't hear any of that chaos. We have a lot of our control room people sitting back over here. So I'm sure it's chaotic in there, but on the set, we're just like, hey, what's up? I would like to keep it real. I mean, you like to yell at us before we go up.

I don't yell. I'm not a yeller. Well, this thing that was here two seconds ago, there's not here anymore. There's a lot of laughter coming from your crew over there. Yeah, that'll be laughing. Up funny. Back me up here, guys. They now. There's a lot of laughter coming from your crew over there. That's actually laughing. Funny.

Back me up here, guys. They know. Have you cried? Do you cry ever in front of people? I was trying to figure this out recently because someone asked me. I don't think I've cried in about 15 years. Are you kidding? Well, there's something wrong with you.

That's what everyone says. I don't really cry. I don't really cry. You don't cry. Nothing that tragic is happening to me, but I don't really cry. Even nothing that has happened in your life that you're like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm not an insanely lucky life.

I'm really happy all the time. No, as you're saying, I'm not a little happy. I'm just saying, I'm nothing to cry about. I mean, I'm miserable, but I just don't cry. I think it's been about 25 years since I've cried. Really? I cried at my grandfather's funeral. And I teared up a little bit at the end of Return of the King.

I'm not ashamed to admit it, watching the elves fade off to the west. It was a little emotional. Wow. That's the closest, that's the closest I've come to cry in 25 years. Will you be confused as to why you're crying about that? No, I was a fictional creature. I was like, I was cheering on you. And I was like, this is the stupidest thing ever.

I still have eight more endings to sit through. Will you with Esther? No, no, no, it's before. Pretty old Mary. So all those buzzfeed and upworthy posts, like, you're going to cry if you watch this. Like, do you ever click on those? No.

No, upward change your life. It's been you all who made me cry. This video will change your life, and we'll cheer up your soul. Like, if you cry every time. When, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, edge and I think it's because I'm always I'm like so much is going on I have to put on this you know front like take control of everything that in the end I'm sensitive though I am a sensitive creature I'm like a why put on the front then why not just be sensitive oh because there's a lot going on and like there's you need a you know right chop like a keep man there. There's a lot going on and you need to just stay grounded and you know. I feel like emotions make you make bad decisions. So if you eliminate that. Your reaction area, you're just reactive instead of you know stepping back out of it.

Sometimes you do need to even though you're like heated up and you're feeling things you need to step out out of it. And then sometimes at the end of the day it catches up with you and when you're alone. Yeah, I mean, I mean, you were making sure sound like an emotional wreck. It's not it's not there. It's getting more more depressing. I've around so many dudes all day. It's like my only part of me that's like still like what is this is getting so out of it. I don't even know how to respond to this is deliciously deep right now. It's wonderful. Do we have like do you want to lay down on the couch? We can talk about our feelings a little more. I feel like I'm

about ready to open up. So he said 20 minutes. They want a Jack versus lawn battle. Well, we don't like the beard because his beard is longer than lawns. It is. I met Jack and his beard is actually longer and fuller than mine. So, I have to, I have to concede. Open up for me. Open up for me. Yeah. A lot of people actually said in this they cry. So thank you for all you people who are honest. There's been a huge crying.

There's been a huge crying. I just don't, I just don't do it. I would do it if something made me cry. Why are you people saying Gavin or Google? Gavin or Google. We don't have that. People love doing it. We're not prepped for that.

That takes some prep. It's like the one thing I have to do preparation It's the one thing in your life you have to be ready for yeah, hashtag. We want Mike why someone else and Mike's in the chat room now Are you tweeting this chat? We're live tweeting We're I'm in the chat room. I'm just like responding to people You you brought me up there So now they expect all of their requests are gonna go through. Like now they're just asking for the mood. There's a lot of hashtags, hashtag deliciously deep. People are sharing that hashtag mic on mic. Someone's that throwing sure under a bus is a great idea. Thanks.

No I think they were talking about I came on here and through you under the bus because I said you cried all the time. Although I just got to be honest last year your your your your were broadcasting from like a little bus Yeah, this is a little room here. It is no this is great We couldn't be prouder to be set up here at the Samsung blogger lounge Check out this you HD TV, so we watched a Samsung We walked in and Gavin said, how big is that TV? And I said, I know that TV. That's an 85 inch 4K TV. That's okay. I drool over that TV all the time. So when we're done here, I can pull my car around and

just load it up, right? That's swag. We're giving away. I wouldn't fit in your place. Oh, it would. I wouldn't be able to fit you anymore. But I'd take that. So we might have to wrap this up That's why I came out here guys. We're at this. We're at time. This is producing so I want to thank everyone for joining us today I think we've had a great conversation with So many deep places big thanks to Rosario Dawson Yeah, sorry when do you go? Sazershav as in the air is March 20 go watch it. Check it out. Thanks to lawn as well. Thank you guys

But what what a lawn you are something like star the Rooster Chief community and thanks to Glenn Operations Supply Drop. We'll be talking a lot more about them in the coming weeks and big thanks to Sheeran the rest of the what's trending crew. You all have been awesome. Thank you for having us. I'm I'll add back on on your podcast. Next time you come down to our studio we'll do it in our home. I know. Thank you. Bring whiskey. I could bring a lot of different things. hashtag bring whiskey. I'll bring tears. Leave those at home. All right. Well, thanks everyone. And this will be on youtube.com such a much trending, by the way, if you want to watch the video. Great. Yeah. Come back. Check it out. So thanks for watching everyone. Bye. Hi, everybody.

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