Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #263

Episode Date: March 18, 2014

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Celebrating the color green. I've got no mic anywhere near me. No mic anywhere Mike was like all the way over here. I'm talking to the camera so happy You haven't been on the podcast very many times. What are you doing? No, I'm off Gavin jack gavvy hi, I'm Bernie joining at the end What do you do in the options, Gus? Oh my god. Oh, my god. Oh, Gavin. Yeah. Gavin? Hi, I'm Bernie, joining at the end. Nobody was on camera for their own instructions, except for me this time. Gus. That's where it is.

Usually during the introduction, it's like predictive. A little bit. I have like a second where it's like, because she wants to get back to the Gus joke. So it's like, I get, and I'm burning. I got a way to go. I believe you a little bit. Just get a picture of your face and hold it up.

And so I should just do that like flash cards. Everyone who's on the podcast that week. York is close up. It's really close up this week. Let me see. It's just disturbing. It's me. It's it's you guys. Let's see him.

Look at that. Yeah. It's a man. I got what going on. Not all good. See because of HD. Your head there is probably what old TV used to look like Like standard death your whole face

What you don't know I'm saying my mind might might be 40 by 480 We need a frame of HD your head would be the standard I thought you were trying to make a joke about me looking ugly inside of a more Chris frame. I would never say your ugly So right before we came on Bernie was showing us a video that was making everybody laugh and Jack hypothesized about it and I just fucking just rolled over myself. Does anyone else have this problem? I have a problem where I feel like I generate too much saliva. Yeah we have a problem that you generate too much saliva as well. Sometimes

I'm gonna be like, oh there I go. Do you think I never have enough that you spit when you talk? Yes absolutely. You do? Yeah. So it's a fear that you have. I'm not a fear but I'm like, oh, there I go. Do you think that you spit when you talk? Yes, absolutely. You do? It's a fear that you have. I'm not a fear, but I'm just aware of that. It happens. Like if you're talking too close to someone, because you're socially anxious,

do you feel like your breath stinks or do you feel like you're spitting at them when you're talking? More than breath stinkin' to be concerned about spitting, but normally it just dribbles out like drool. I was with you Gavin some more recently where you were like a massive like, and you called it out yourself like you were talking on somebody and a massive minus spit came out yeah well the graph is is a very straight

45 degree line between amount of booze had an amount of saliva that comes spewing out when you talk yeah if I'm buffed up I'm gonna be gobbling on you I'm sorry yeah is that true that's a problem you have is you get more drunk what do you get you get enthusiastic you get Is anyone ever freak out like when you accidentally spit the little is like oh shit Sorry, it's like no, it's like oh my god. What I think maybe it's that when I'm drunk I tell more stories with the lapin them Reliant that one letter more like your brain turns the dial over. Oh, I'm smaller in my frame now. Oh, jeez.

Which is get you a pop. Now you're like a game-roan. I like the idea that when Gavin gets more hammered, he's like, well, I got to bust out my personal material now. And that's when I can really get that. Properly. I got to go to the bank. You got proper knackered.

Is there a term for being drunkunken British that with the letter P Plasted plus proper plaster. Yeah, yeah Yeah, it's got quick wit like if you as man English now that you didn't ask him in English Yeah, I'd be like I just out here for a little bit quick. We didn't young man I'm a little bit Technically, yeah, we all know which speaking. Speaking of almost, couldn't say speaking, in Japanese, British things, Austin can now fly, with British Airways, you can now fly directly

from Austin to London. That's huge. Why is it, which is why that's a big deal though? Because I always have to connect through some other, because Austin's such a crappy airport. There you go. That's what it is. It's so tiny.

You have to connect it, right? Usually I fly. Austin's not a crappy airport. It might not have many connections, but that doesn't make it crappy. That means it's not. That makes it a crappy airport. Yeah, it's so tiny you have to connect to right usually I fly not a crappy airport It might not have many connections, but that doesn't make it crappy. That means it's happy That makes it a crappy airport. Yeah, yeah, yeah Do you think our airport is shitty? I've been thinking about this lately Do you think our airport is shitty because of San Antonio like do we have two shitty airports because we have two kind of big cities

So close to each other I think he used it more in San Antonio Where's all San Antonio never gets enough credit for how big a city it is? Sentry huge they're an hour south of us and they're the 10th largest city in the nation. I feel like our airport is better than their airport though Am I crazy? I guess every time I've been there's been under construction So every airport in the world is under construction constantly long time. We did not have that problem in Austin But less than a year ago. It's it started we're under construction Closed in lot A is closed, they're building shit everywhere.

Yeah, fucking awful. Well, that's because I've been to the airport before. You used to, when you go to the airport, you have, I know exactly how long it's gonna take me to get there and all that stuff. And then you get there, it was like, parking a lot is full. You're like, well, okay, now what the fuck do I do?

Yeah, that was just a nightmare. The airport's got, it's gotten really strangely leaky. You used to do what you could go to the airport and be in like from the front to your terminal in about 30 minutes. I can totally do it. And now it's gone to this point. Well, because you have like the passes and shit. But now it's got this thing where it's like, now you have to go and wait in line for an hour just get through security every time.

Yeah, it was a lot of time you flew. I took someone's the airport and saw the line about two weeks ago. You know what something they did on Thursday or no, Tuesday. It's all about the time you fly. It is 100% about the time you fly. Usually when I fly to LA, it's on a Thursday afternoon, like 8 p.m. maybe. I can be walking through the front door of the airport

at my gate in five minutes. If I've already got the boarding pass on my phone. There's a weird gross lip on these cups that traps your bevs on the inside and then shows it to you. Did you hear about the problem that South by Southwest had with airport security where the magazines that they give everyone in their goodie bag like Southwest magazine or whatever apparently was printed weirdly or too thick or something so it couldn't be scanned by the X-ray machines. What's the magazine or the bag? It was I thought it was the magazine. Okay.

Yeah, either the, it was a pavy, it could not be scanned by the automated X-ray machine. So they had to hand inspect every single piece of carry on bagged your hat, one of those in it. I'm actually, throw away. I know as soon as I got that, I was like,

oh great. Trump, like immediately went into the trash. When someone just give me that, I was go, no, I don't want that. It's like, well, here's all your gift bag. Nope. Thanks. So you don't want it in it. The schedule.

Really? It's like I've got I've got this. I'm fine. I'm at the interactive festival where you have an app. This is literally self-isolate by self-isolate. It's interact. I'm sure the schedule yet printed is out of date.

I'm sure that's a schedule that existed as it was three weeks ago. Yeah. I'm sure it's been changed a hundred times since then. Well, you were literally giving me something that is worthless. So many things I like that now. Like, we still get like a phone book. Yeah.

Why the hell do we still get phone books? Like, I literally don't put on my front porch. I'll walk it to my recycling bin and throw it away. That was one of the most popular tweets ever was me putting the phone book of my recycling bin saying, oh, sweet, the phone books here Yeah. You know, why, right? Why is that? So it's basically the print industry in general is all going through this. And the yellow pages, the yellow pages seems like it's the phone

company. It's not, the yellow pages not. The, and like the newspapers as well is that they base so much of their, they used to be, we used to be like huge win-win for them. Like a newspaper would sell all their ads based on their subscription rates. But then they were also charging the scratch subscribers to get the newspaper as well. Well, once people started giving up on the newspaper and the phone book and things like that, subscription rates fell. And so they were losing money on the subscriber side. But then they couldn't charge as much for the ads and the placement inside the publication as well.

So then they started to make sure like forcing it on people just to keep their subscription rates up Just so they get the ad revenue side of things. That's interesting even like one thing I hate is the Austin American statesman our local paper You have to have a subscription to read their online Combo just gave us by the way best social media company in Austin You could read that article online for a few days. Yeah, yeah, you can wait for it to become free. That's your social media advice. You got shit free.

What it's frustrating, because they'll have good updates and stuff. I got the follow-up on Twitter and it's like, oh, there'll be updates, but then it's like, oh, you have to pay the whole story. Like, literally, I used to go to their website all the time to read the local news. The day that they rolled that out, I've not been back. Yeah. It's like, fuck, I've got other ways to get the local news the day that they rolled that out, I've not been back. Yeah. It's like, my plug, I've got other ways to get the news. Yeah, it's like, what's the, like if you have a subscription,

what's the point of doing it online? Like if you have it already in the physical form, like why would you want to do it online or vice versa? It's like, I don't know. The physical form is just a gateway to get you to the, to get the ads, the digital version. Yeah, anyway. It's so stupid.

So do you think it's weird that the where I was going with the story about this direct flight is that bringing back around? I, uh, I'm just going on Thursday. I'm just going to just like, I want to say that flight. So when when the to go public today or when the last like last Monday, couple weeks ago, you know, in Thursday. Yeah, that's cool. Just going to hop on and go. Yeah, I just want to see what it's like. It's like nine hours, I think. Yeah. I just want to see what it's like. It's like a nine hours, I think yeah

I can leave it like 8 p.m. and be in London at nine on the next day That's about it all pretty awesome. It's pretty cool. Yeah, it cuts like five hours off my trip Plus you kind of have to do it right because you got to support I want to support the flight exactly I want to exist the first time you'll be on a 787. Yes It's a dreamliner. Yeah dreamliner it will be on a 787. Yes, it's at the dreamliner. Yeah, dreamliner. Nice.

I was gonna say they just opened up TSA pre-check, which is when you go to the airport, before you could qualify for pre-check. It's crap. You can't do it because you're foreign. But you could qualify for pre-check by filling out a form and going to an interview and then you get pre-checked.

And I loved it the airport because I had to take up my belt. I didn't have to take off my shoes, none of that stuff. Just like it was like a qualified pre-check go. loved it the airport because I didn't take up my belt I didn't have to take off my shoes none of that stuff Just like it was like I qualify for pre-check go but now they've opened it up to everybody and they literally they just did that Right before that plane disappeared That Malaysian airliner disappeared and now they can't find the thing that that's a weird damn story We it's beyond weird. Yeah, that's you was saying earlier that the theory is they've just flew too high Yeah on purpose killed everyone and then came back down Yeah, that's one of the things they're saying now is they went above 45,000 feet and let everyone in the cabin

Basically suffocate to death. Why do they have to go above 45,000 feet? Because that's where I was off of a ceiling for the the option Yeah, so the oxygen mask will come down They'll use that and eventually to plead the oxygen mask and then just suffocate the masks come down automatically I think from the cock that you can depressurize a cabin, control the pressurization of the cabin. Yeah, I don't think you would need to go about 45,000 pages. Well, that's what I've heard is like the newest idea.

I know and I'm fucking calling it out. And then Jeff was saying today that there's a lot of ideas. And they're saying today that they're flying below 5,000 feet to stay in a radar. Which, yeah, that is well. So it's like, I did climb up and then it was gone. Did you hear. That is well. So it's a good climb up. And then it was gone. Did you hear the other crackpot theory?

What's that? Oh, the, the, what is it? Global semiconductor. Who? That's stupid. That's like so stupid. I'm not even going to talk about that one. Okay.

But the free scale semiconductor had 20 employees on the plane. Yeah. And at the developed new plane cloaking technology. And they cloak the plane and took it. Free. Free. Free scale semiconductor is a local context. You're an honest person, right? And they had like technology that put manoked the plane and took it. The me conductor is a local comment. You're the best here.

And right. And they had like technology that put man on the moon and all this stuff. So it's time for all this thing and they've worked with the government and the military before. And why would 20 employees from one company be on one plane? Because it's a plane. That's the answer to that. Yeah. I mean, we've had, we've probably had close to 20 people in one plane.

Yeah. A size of ours. We got to a convention or something. Yeah. All the time. The other crazy theory I read, which is more plausible, I'm still not saying it's likely, is that they, you know, they took off, they got, they lost contact and then they supposedly turned west that they tailed a Singapore Airlines flight flying out in that direction. And that's why they didn't show up on radar is that they were just really close to another

plane. Oh, you know, they didn't show up on radar is that they were just really close to another plane You know the plane didn't notice right It's like you fly up above them or below them and there would be no turbulence going forward Like they would just might have some wake behind the leader plane. Yeah Speaking of planes that was some planes flying around over Austin last week This out by Southwest and they were printing numbers in the Yeah, they did it They did it before I didn to sky over pie. What did anyone ever know what that was for? I was out of my pool. I was supposed it was supposed to be from March 14th

Which is why they're 13 because it was cloudy on the 14th I knew they knew it was gonna be cloudy like no seriously the smart math people what was funny? There is that I would argue it. I mean I get it. Celebrate a word. I was a part Hey, that's it. Come on. They said it was a play. It was a was five planes information. Mm hmm. And they would go and they release smoke in like little dots. And they perfectly, it was like, it was watching like a printer head move across the sky. Because I was looking at it. I saw it. I didn't see the very, and I could just see them lingering. I was like, that looks like numbers. How much is that cost?

And I was like, they do it. They then did a hashtag. And I was like, that is the most expensive hashtag. We should absolutely hire that and strike shit like Gavin sucks Is it illegal to be to be dirty in the sky like? Could you just print a load of racism? Like we actually had the image here for people that are watching this on video They can see it like so the plane would go from left to right the five planes It's like a dog go from left to right and they would release dots and then print like that. That's a very controlled system of sky writing. Yeah, wasn't like some dope in a propeller plane like going up and down. So Gavin you want them to drop boobs in this guy's giant dick. I mean, who would get arrested? I rented a I rented a I rented a banner plane once and flew a message over a full game. I remember that story. Yeah. A full message over a full game. You did?

A vomiting and say shit about it. Oh yeah, man. I had a little bit of a con. How much did that cost? That's an inside story. I don't know. I'm like $7,000. You blew seven grand on right in some of them.

We were promoting another website. I used to have a sports website as well. Buddymind wanted to start a business. Oh, I know. Yeah, so I said, I'll do that with you, sure. What the hell would you like here? She's gonna have a phone call. Phone's ringing burning. It seems like a no-brainer. It seems like a good idea. I don't really care snout. I know how much it costs to hire a skywriter. Well, much less

five of them. Like, and how does that work? Do they give you just like a piece of graph paper? And they're like, all right, just, uh, I'm there. What do you want? You know, it's scale. How does that? How does that, a banners? Have you ever seen how they do that? Yeah. Like, they just set up a thing with like, there's a tail hook. They can't take off the banner on the back of your plane. So they take off, then they come back around and they hook this thing from the ground. No, that's cool.

At full speed. How are you in GTA basically? It's one of this. Why is it like how they get gliders to take off sometimes? If you don't want to be towed up into the airbine of the plane, they just hook you onto this thing that yanks you on kind of a drum thing, and it pulls the cord, you go up,

and then it detaches and parachutes, but down now I wouldn't do you ever do that the million years No, I can wait too many parasailing things with a fucking dude eats it or like the fucking dope So my favorite of the dope's who have the kites like this and that the kite the big gusto when comes and the guy just Be in the air and just Break the pelvis decision to make do you hang on or do you like go? There's always a break to pill this decision to make do you hang on or do you like go? There was a video of a guy doing that like sky surfing or whatever or Parasurfing and he jumped up here. It was like it was like before after a hurricane and he literally cleared up here He went up and over it. It was incredible

But it could have been fake though. I don't know. You don't know his viral anymore No, we're just talking about God. I remember dude. You're light on your phone. Wow, that will affect the audio of the podcast. It's affecting my fucking flow over here. I'm a master of talking about fakes. You were talking about fake shit and we were watching that corgi video and then we had that discussion about like, well, that looks fake. Is it staged? Is it not staged?

I'm talking about like trying to figure out if stuff is staged or not on the internet. And then we got off talking about that whole Jimmy Kimmel thing about how that's this thing now is making fake videos on the internet Yep, so he's done to that What are you booing? He's ruining the medium. I agree with you I thought I was getting to be cynical. They're like why is this guy doing these fake videos? And now it's like we're also so go out there and try to spot the fake video more than anything I feel like it's an attempt to like, how can I say, undermine the credibility of video on the internet? I believe I'd try to restore the credibility

of broadcast media. Yeah, because you can't fake anything on TV. So I thought I had to complain to combat that actually. Like, let's just find the most racist, unbelievable rant by a dude in his living room, like sitting there, like just ranting into the camera, and just do our best to attribute that video to Jimmy Kimmel. Like, Jimmy Kimmel, this is just too far. Like, you're doing this. Jimmy Kimmel, racist. I mean, you just want to, you have to be real careful.

It's a fine line between being associated with everything on the internet. You don't want to do that. You know what I understand? He's got like a short term PR value to that, but yeah, it's like that picture doesn't mean we're talking about which is in a second somebody friend Phelps is dying, I want to talk a little bit about that. But I was going to bring this thing up now with the Jimmy Kimmel thing. I was going to bring it up a couple of weeks ago because I saw the Tony Hawk, the hoverboard, the hoverboard one with what's his name, the older dude?

Christopher Lloyd. Christopher Lloyd. Lloyd I was a Chris Brown That guy go even older than he was when we saw Yeah, that guy is like a logarithmic aging scale, but yeah, so they did this thing those of you aren't familiar Back to the future to they had a hoverboard in it and we're now at the point where the future and back to future To his next year 2015. Yeah, And so because it was 30 years after 1985. And so there was this video that was put out about a new company and a website and everything that was making these hoverboards that was in back the future. And there was actually, I think we talked about the podcast before, there was urban legends

surrounding these things. We're a guy in a behind the scenes video that worked on back the future two said, tongue and cheek, but he was behind the camera guy. So he really wasn't good at tongue in cheek. And he said, yeah, Mattel really makes these hoverboards, but parents groups won't let them sell them. So we just have Mattel to give us their hoverboards. So for years, everyone thought they were real hoverboards. It became like an urban legend before the internet.

And everyone knew a kid who had one like who had a friend who had one in the Canada. Was it Zamekis? Who said that? Was it Zamekis? I could be remembering wrong, but I thought it was Robert Zamekis who said that. Yeah, but it was a classic example of sarcasm not being taken like sarcasm and the joke really like got a life of its own. But then they make this hoverboard video and when I saw it, I was like, what the fuck is this? This is obviously somebody's fake attempt. Even like the CG was like,

you know, I mean we do this stuff all the time I can see where it was like yeah You see the wires on their back and stuff where you see the like the harnesses and things Yeah, and it was like and it was and it was fake and then I even saw like people posting on Facebook going hey Here's this video that just went up. It's really well made But it's a fake video, but you should check it out anyway, cuz it's like I love hoverboards and back's feature That's how I saw that sent out and shared every single time. Here's a video, it's fake, but you should check it out because they didn't really know.

Because nobody wants anyone to think that they think is real. But then, like a week later, they pulled the video down and they're like, Hey, this whole thing was fake, we fooled the whole internet. It's like, you didn't fool anybody. Not even for a moment did you fool anybody. They pulled the video down. Well, whatever. Oh, it's a hoaxy to the big reveal. Like, whatever, you know, they're like, oh, it's a hoax. It's a big reveal, you know what I mean?

Like now they're like, look at all the shares we got for our fake video and everyone thought because these celebrity endorsements and everything, everyone was fooled and thought that there was a hoverboard coming out. I didn't know anybody for a moment that was fooled in the hoverboard. I didn't realize that's what they were going for. Not a single person. Not a single person was fooled by that video. There's literally two grandmas out there who's like, oh, I'm going to buy one.

Right. Do you think that anybody doing that thing oh, I'm going to buy one. Right. Do you think that anybody doing that thing that said, I want to buy one of these things? Or I'm going to like, everyone said it wistfully, not like, this is the one that's real. What do you mean? Like, they're like, they want to buy the idea of a hoverboard. Oh, I'd be very nervous that this one was fake. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, but it's just like, it's so ridiculous.

It's just like, I, it's like, what was the purpose of it? What was the purpose of it? We're just trying to pull hoax and they, I'm sure it's super shitty and's so ridiculous. It's just like I Like what was the purpose of it? What was the purpose of it? We're just trying to pull hoax and they I'm sure it's super shitty and spend a bunch of money doing it But what was the purpose? I would have been some new marketing company trying to get their name out there Like where are the guys behind hover or the whole effects company? It would have been cooler if they just treated like a card or digital video something just like hey look what we did is Impressive to look at yeah, no save a lot of money And what if it would have been better as like a YouTube how to video. Like that's somebody's like how they did it like a guy in his garage doing

it. But all the celebrities and everything just made it totally. Do you think they should make a really unimpressive version of back to the future to where they shoot in next year with all the original cast? That's a great idea. In current day. Here's what you do. You take back to the future and then you cut it together. Yeah. We just back to the future to when he goes forward to the future. You just shoot those all the future scenes again now, modern day. And everyone's like on their phones like, yeah, like it's like, I look at Delorean, like from that movie. To me, to me, to me. It's like, and that's it. I mean, do we come forward in the future? Nothing would be interesting. But Chris M. Glover is available. He wasn't in the second

one. He got the actually there's a lot of shit about that because they they reuse footage from the first movie and then they replace Chris M. Glover in the second one. He got the actually there's a lot of shit about that because they they reused footage from the first movie and then they replaced Crispin Glover in the second movie they replaced the act. Yeah, and they use footage from it from like the the old stuff in the first movie and he actually sued Zemeckis and Not really when he won. They actually they've they'd changed sag laws because of that Basically like because they didn't pay them they don't pay him anything for they just reuse footage and he was like No, that's my performance. I want money for it. And he won and so they've had to know he was already paid for it In the first place, but then get another movie out there. Why is that?

Why is that why you get paid based on production not on how you did not a performance also there's royalties for something showing again Yeah, but yeah, so it's interesting what account is a new performance if they just take it digitally what is he doing was he been in I I think the last thing I saw in the Charlie's Angels. Yeah, that movie at Sundance. He's not like 10 years ago. This is it. Oh God. That's his movie directed. Yeah. Yeah. That's a weird. It was like the trilogy. This is it. What is it? And yes, this is it. It was something like that. It's very, very straight. Yeah. It's like the definition of art house movie.

It's one of those like what exactly remember was Dude in a wheelchair getting fondled by a girl dressed like a fairy It like I could tell you that was the dream you were having while the movie was more in the Egyptian theater at Sundance It's like the hallowed halls of cinema. We're watching this art piece and everyone's like this like watching this art piece Black and white. It's christping Glover dancing with a mask on there's a midget and then a dude in a wheelchair there and all that stuff as well And everyone's like this and I'm sitting there next to guys and I'm like Unable to keep us very paid. That was just like just like just the scene of everyone being so unwrapped I was like I'm not buying into this and I was the total cynic that day

That's how I fall with this hoverboard thing It's like do we have an obligation when we know something is fake and we know someone thinks they're pulling a fast one Do we have an obligation to tear that shit down? I mean, is it do we really honestly? No, no, I don't think so. Well, it is our medium though I mean like this is sort of when you when you destroy credibility of anything online That's what an ad on TV for a fucking hoverboard and it was shitty and fake and all that and it's in That information about how to go find out more information about hyperboard go here. That would be a bad thing Yeah, there's no stand is in place with TV and stuff like that You know my initial reaction is saying no, we don't have to police that but I guess there are websites like snopes

That's where that's all they do they just police that stuff and point out fake Inaccurate and listen, I'm not saying we had to prove things are. We just have to call people out of being dumbasses for trying to do it Like what was the fucking purpose of it dude? You have a beer right there Well, what was the purpose of the hoover video? I don't know I'm sure like I said I'm sure it's a marketing company or like Jack said I think Chris for Lloyd was just yeah, I think it was up there Did you see the quarter original video that came out today the Superman around? That's actually really cool It's like a Superman. How's it GoPro? Yeah, it's really weird. It is not there technically

I don't think it's their best video but concept wise it is definitely what are their best videos? The most a concept superman puts a GoPro on it's like him and a mirror and he puts a GoPro on and then he like runs out of a Corridor and jumps and he's flying around and And it's literally, it's footage of Los Angeles and they shot him on a quadcopter. But like they were flying around like skyscrapers and stuff and then they put it all together, they put hands in there, make it look like he's flying.

And then at one point, he flies past the Bernie building and catches a woman. And it's really, really well done. So speaking of LA, they had a fucking earthquake this morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was telling some friends of mine out there like that's the kind of earthquake I wanted to be in. 4.7, just like five 10 seconds and that's it you go on with your day. Nice. He's bring open your glass Okay, that's it. No one gets hurt

I'm gonna lay we're pretty freaked out by it. Yeah, I assume it's a different experience when it's like early morning like that You know, we still have in your most vulnerable state, you know naked under a sheet You're most vulnerable state, you know, make it under a sheet It's where you are I guess yeah some people play in that yeah, I'll like it's the all these articles. Did you know the the hot real hoverboard video is a hoax What information need it's just like It's like so we got to put up with not only the horrible stupid shitty video which doesn't fool anybody But then we have to put up with all the people then reporting I guess that's what we're doing fucking right now though is all the people reporting on guess what it's fake You know, I mean and telling people why the video it was fake. It's like when it's clearly nobody was fooled

Not a single person was fool. Yeah, we're actually in the third wave of people of calling out the people who said it was real It's a big circle jerk. Yeah. Yeah Gus is happy to be here. Somebody in the yeah Control room loves Gus and the balloon apparently somebody's laughing there fucking ass on everybody they can control themselves I'm fucking star for entertainment you guys in there. I don't remember the last time I was entertained by balloon You guys aren't even on camera. We were entertained by balloons when stretcher was here. I wasn't like a Blown everybody. Yeah, that was That's on record the last time I think everyone's a little delirious I'm in the drinking beer today. I'm your St. Patrick's Day by the way

I have a St. Patrick's Day. What does St. Patrick's Day commemorate? Say he drove the snake's out of Ireland. We're so snakes were a big deal in Ireland There's no snakes in Ireland. So that's the dude who did he drove the snakes out of them was followed by whacking day So what's the reason why he became a saint? Or was he to be for the reason in the old days, he had like five things. He got rid of one of them. That's a big deal. They don't shit.

I mean, snake was the first villain in the Bible, right? I bet the snakes made him a saint. They're like, don't kill any more of us. I'm going to let you assain. We're just going to leave. We're just going to fucking swim or some more else. I think about like 40 years ago. It's like We didn't have it doesn't seem like we had a tenth of the stuff that we have now, you know

If you go back to like even like before a Tory was new before the video games are new in my lifetime video games Existing the internet what yeah the internet's huge what's new? What's fuck's new hoverboard? It's a bit like you're talking about animals and stuff. We've had a more We have new animals. We're fucking constantly developing them. Like the fucking flying squirrel. I thought that's what you're about. No, no, I was not about like just technology and everything.

Like we had less shit. That's what I'm saying. So it's like a fucking snake in your yard would have been a huge deal. Someone gets sick. Oh, it's like my my two year old nephew knows how to operate my iPhone. Yeah, I'm like I remember having my shitty little max with low like little the turtle thing the draw designs We're on the fifth grade logo. Yeah logo. That was like yeah that number munchers I was that was the shit and then I got to middle school and get to play Oregon Trail

I just that was like I feel like a good parent because I tell my kids They're not allowed to use two screens at one time. It's like, that's a legitimate rule. I gotta tell my kids. I think when I was growing up, there was one screen in my house. Yeah. So they're not allowed to use smart glass. They can't use two, no.

It's a hard vest rule in my house. You can't use two screens. That's, I gotta draw the line somewhere. So they can't have a TV on with like an iPad or something? It's computer right here. If they want to, they play great play great stuff like they play project sparking Gary's mod even though technically my youngest one probably shouldn't be playing Gary's mod well I know Well, it's then you know, it's really just starting when the first thing doesn't spawn like five people and they just

Mo Mo down. That's a little bit, you know, so I'm like what's the balloon? It's his choice to do that. Have fun. What's that? It's his choice to move now Yeah, he's terrible choice It's his choice to move now. He's terrible choice. Yeah, he's terrible choice. Boy, Gavin. That's why they're kids. Kids would make terrible decisions.

They have to have bad years before they get to adulthood. First of all, the kids don't watch any TV. If I told my kids, go turn on the TV and turn something on, like, well, we call TV, they'd be like, I don't know what that is. Like, they would have no idea how to work the cable box. I totally done that, too. That is like, I think anyone below the agent of like, probably 12 a

Cable box or TV experience in life is nothing that doesn't exist and But if they could they would all times they would have YouTube up and they would have their game They could play up and they would probably have a second game up if they could is that why they're outside any morning cartoons anymore? Are they not? I don't know. I feel like I haven't seen one in forever like I'll wake up Saturday mornings and flip to the channel Do you wake up inside in morning? I feel like I haven't seen one in forever like I'll wake up Saturday mornings and flip to the channel Do you wake up and set it morning? I have like 10 I mean it's granted it's not like crack a don or anything but still like I used to watch X-Men That's what I was saying X-Men came on like a 10 in Ninja Turtles, man And then yeah, then around noon they switch over to a save by the bell and it's like oh man

Say by the bell and then I you don't like say by the bell? Well, I mean when I was a kid I didn't I was like it was not cartoons anymore It's live out of stuff unless it was P.W.'s playhouse. And that was the ball. It got pretty cool when I got to, you know, like fifth grade Kelly Paskey, least a turtle. Yeah, Mr. Belly, big Mr. Yeah, that guy is still living off of save by the hell. He was in an episode of a way, sonny. He played a teacher You see? No, I think it was in the second episode or something. He's a creepy dude You always see photos of him hanging out like you know sorority girls and bars and stuff and it's like. People get creepy. People.

Mr. Belding. I bet he still gets laid off of that. He looks pretty gross. So there's a big scandal at the moment in the UK or someone told me this that a bunch of UK YouTubers have been accused of sexual assault and like. You're a UK. You're a UK. I haven't done it. UK YouTube has been an accused of sexual assault and like you're UK you're UK you're I haven't done it like I haven't have it have it have it sex with their fans and like underage fans and stuff UK YouTubers have a sex with their fans how is Dan I had an absolute nightmare today. I told that story about Dan and the cross I go. And how she couldn't see it 3 days and stuff.

And she messaged me today on Facebook. I said, hey, I just started what she'd roost the teeth. Love these anime adventures. And then like... She totally saw the one. She knew you were talking about her. She totally knew what I was talking about. We disavow that. We as all allegedly. We have no idea what Gamble for you started. She said, do you you talking about her totally do I was talking about that we disavow that we as all allegedly

We have no idea what gammer she said you admit it to her or Okay, so okay, you did so you're not admitting it right now she uh she said thanks for the mention and the I owe a drink the next time I see okay There you go. She seems like a lovely girl. I will fly you a drink. Well, I hear you're gonna be in the UK this weekend Yeah, what you doing? I'm gonna meet you at their port. Yeah, you're fucking drunk. I said that on the podcast they can Dan probably weren't here this. There's no way and hell that she will ever see it. I have no idea how she found it Fucking anime that eventually he was fine. I accepted. Yeah, I was in the movies. I guess you know, she just found it You know, I got a lot is a compliment to her. I've known Dan for a number of years

And I've seen him with an appropriate amount of women For that amount of time and I have never seen Dan with an unattractive lady So he's he's very good moramer for attractive ladies, so I think that yeah, I think that's big sideburn I'm sorry fucking and I see also I gotta say I've seen him never seen with a cross-eyed girl ever I don't know where you're getting this from but maybe it's a problem they have in the UK, but I haven't seen it here. So where's the scandal? I haven't heard anything about this. What'd you hear about this?

Services YouTube at this musician guy, I think he was signed up with DFTBA, they are what they call vlog brothers, those guys. And they've been dropped by the vlog brothers and stuff. Basically, he was just manipulating his young fans and sleeping with them and one of them came forward. Wow. And now they're all coming forward against all the British musician

and all that bunch. This is going to be a weird question, especially to our American fans, against such a loaded question, but is underage sex as big a deal in Europe as it is here? Yeah, it's just lower. Here, it's like the worst thing. Like, you could kill somebody, you got it's like the worst thing, life bad.

You could kill somebody, go to prison, you come out, you're okay. Like you paid your debt to society, something like that. You have sex with a kid or put a kid in a inappropriate situation. For a lifetime, you have to register with a database where everyone in your neighborhood knows you can look up your previous crimes.

Yeah. And that's the only thing like that. That's gonna say that someone would like that. Like if you wanted to run like a criminal history search on someone, that's the only thing like that. That's because they that someone like that. Like if you want it to run like a criminal History search on someone that's not just really available But if you want to find someone who's on a sex offender list, that's like broadcast to you. Yeah, so a murder I got literally a guy could kill eight of his neighbors in a row go to prison eight times for it Get out and he lives next door to me

I can't look up if this is the guy who kills all of his neighbors. And he doesn't have to knock on you to say I'm a serial neighbor. Yeah. So you're saying it's better off you're better off killing a 15 year old girl that having sex with a 15 year old girl. I said nothing but a half. I'm not that exactly. Let's be care. Herbator.

Thank you. That's Jack translation of it. That's what I that's what I heard you say. But Jack just just clarified. Just clarify. It's an interesting point which like even talking about this especially in America like talking about the Difference in the weights of these crimes. It makes it sound like You're diminishing the severity of it, you know what I mean and that's that that's not where we're talking about

This kind of thing. It's not what I'm doing. It's obviously a very severe crime But there's different rules and different places, you know to me There's nothing creepier than a guy who knows the age of consent in every state you run ever run into that guy in your life? Oh, yeah. Like Iloukou, oh, we're going to New Orleans this weekend. We're going to go for a party. It's like, oh, you know, the age of content in New Orleans is 16. It's like, no, I didn't. Because I'm a fucking grown man. I'm going to go swing by the junior high. I'm going to go up and drive. Why do some guys have that stuff in their head? I'm going to shag a 16. What's that? How could you do that? I feel as I even look not even hypothesized. Well, I'll be a governor Google question. You're

the British YouTuber in the room. I did. I've never said, how do you shag a rug? Gavin asked. I would never sleep with a fan. Oh, I'm sorry. Gavin's jail. You really? You would never sleep with a fan? No, because that's a question. You're my never you'd never sleep with a fan. They, because that's a huge question. I can question your mind. No, you would never sleep with a fan. They'd take a picture of my knob and put it on Tumblr, probably. How would you draw the line though between someone, someone who's a fan and someone who's an admirer of your work? How would you describe that?

What's that? Is that basically what the point of that? And the pool has gotten shallow. I'm like, you know, I said, respect for you for a little bit. Oh, okay, no, never mind. It's just an arbitrary line of whatever. It doesn't matter at all. No, I've never done that though. I don't think I could. Blashstone was like, Hey, I'm a huge fan. You want to. Oh, man, we've told that story before about that awkward situation we were at at Lambert's at one time.

Oh, yeah, yeah, with that. Yeah, man, I kind I handled it with the boy. Yeah. I've seen that with people who are legitimately famous recognize in public on a regular basis like I have a friend who go out literally every six minutes and you think about that's like 10 times an hour he gets stopped and recognized. I mean it's just like that's that minutes. He's thinking about that. That's like 10 times an hour. He gets stopped and recognized. I mean, it's just like, that's your life being there. But I see people, especially women, say the most unbelievably inappropriate things. You were always me a Comic Con.

I was a Comic Con. I was a couple of years ago, I was a Comic Con. But I was a Comic Con and the dude, the tall, Swedish dude, not a Bjorn Hicken guard or whatever his name is from Gamer Throne. Sworn Hicken Guard, not him, but the dude from True Blood, that guy. Good looking dude. The guy from the son of the Avengers.

Stellan's Gargard? Yeah, is that his name? It's something. There's another scar's guard. There's another scar's guard. And Stellan's Gargard, right? Yeah, it's not the dude from Thor, the old dude. I think young, I think old guy is Stellan's Gargard.

And then there's just this other scars guard, whatever his name is. Does he have a bodyguard? Does he have some other scars guard guard guard guard guard? He was just, he was in the lobby. He was in the lobby and he was just taking pictures with people and being really nice. And we were just nearby and I was with somebody

who wanted to get a photo with them and she was waiting to take a photo with him. And I was watching every woman one after the other basically just throwing themselves at him like I just want to let you know that's always the same thing it's like you're one of my top five and it's totally cool with my boyfriend if you just bang the shit out of me or like I would totally see with you just let you know if you wanted to I'd leave right now with you and fuck you and he's like you're very very nice it's very nice. You want to picture? Let's take a picture.

And then the next woman in line watches that whole thing take place, steps up and goes, hey, I want to fuck the shit out of you. I mean, it was unbelievable. It was like, it was like what? It was watching women act like they think guys act like. Like, Zander? Wondering if it was Alexander.

Alexander. Scarred. Scarred. I saw a similar thing. I got to point out he was super nice and super gracious. I saw a very similar thing happen with that with Jonah Hill There was a screening of super bad here in Austin like Michael oven was here and and Christmas class Jonah Hill and Michael Sarah. They were all here and We have friends who helped get the film here and I bumped into Jonah Hill outside and like there was these two sorority girls

Oh my god. I saw you in the movie like what are you doing tonight? Like we have friends and I was like hey, man. That's what I say. I'm a friend I'm friends with these guys like oh cool like how are they doing? I started talking this guy these girls kept trying to butt in to be like He he like you should hang out with us tonight. You stay on it And I'm like yeah, we're gonna play poker and you know later if you want to join us It's like oh cool like oh, we play poker too. We get so drunk. It's so much fun It's like holy shit like calm down you're being incredibly

like obvious right now but hey man you can't get a home run if you don't take a swing but it's Jonah Hill and it's like you know like like brand new Jonah Hill not not money ball Jonah Hill or you know like Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill but anyway you're obviously very happily married man now but few years ago in your single man, if you ran into Kate Upton, you wouldn't, if you linger around Kate Upton for like, five minute, if you linger around her, somebody would take you away. Like they would be like, hey, I think you're super hot.

And like, I can't even think how you could be appropriate. Like, you're on my, just say the same thing. You're on my top five list. Hey, we like to go play broken, you get super drunk. You'd have to be like, that's great. It's like, ooh, I don't know what I'm doing. When I'm drunk, I can have sex with anybody like you. You would be hauled away.

You would be absolutely hauled away. I have no answer for that. I had a fun experience too, which I love you. I'm gonna relate this. I don't even know if I can relate or not. But there was, I had an opportunity to like, interview like a teen heartthrob, right? And we were talking about stuff. We were like doing this little like we got along really well. It was a lot of fun Who are you talking about? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to tell the story now

I just watched social media for a girl kind of just kind of collapse in on itself Where I was interviewing I was interviewing Zach Efron. We had a really funny interview He's he's a good-looking dude. You also got to interview one of the Franco boys, isn't it you? Yeah, he was in that group. He was him and Dave Franco. Christopher Mint's class, who you might know better as McLeven and Zach Efron.

And anyway, we were just interviewing who was a great interview and I had a good time. And now I don't want him to tell the story. But I feel like I'm obnoxious to tell the story. Yeah, I don't want him to come on. Come on, come on Joel. So we were taking photos beforehand. Sheerah, she does this thing,

and I picked to bring up Sheerah on podcasts, sorry everybody. She was doing a selfie. She does selfies before all of her interviews that she does. It's like a trademark thing. You follow her on Twitter, right? Now, she always does those selfies with whoever she's interviewing. And she gets like fucking crazy guests on the show.

It's just, it's bizarre. I mean, she literally gets anybody. I mean, it's like, I mean, it's like, I mean, it's like, it's from like, Shaq last year to Neil deGrasse Tyson this year who answered one of Gavin's questions. Yeah, thanks for, I'll see you in a while.

I'll see you in a while. I'll see you in a while. You didn't know who I was. I'd eat your old boy from the UK. I said it was questions from Gavin free in the UK. She, I got cut off, but I was gonna say, I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly. But anyway. I said, well, this question is from Gavin free in the UK. I got cut off, but I was going to say, I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly. But anyway, I saw this is just a thing about the way, you know, big people and big brands and, you know, celebrities.

And so we were sitting there and she goes, she's doing all the stuff. She goes, Hey, what's your Instagram? And I said, I don't have an Instagram. And she goes, Okay, she goes, what's your Instagram? Because she goes, you're an Instagram and he goes, yeah, I'm an Instagram. She goes, what is he? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what my Instagram is.

And there's girl. There was all these like girls like right there pressed in like to get as close as possible in that interview space. And the girl in front goes, it's Zach Efron. And he goes, there you go, Zach Efron, that's what it is. And you saw the girl go like, what? Like you just saw like the wheel start to turn a little bit. It's like, yeah, it's like not everybody runs their own stuff.

You know what I mean? They don't social media isn't what everybody thinks it is. That being said, he talked about Twitter. He has a problem with Twitter. It seems like a really nice guy where he says, he feels like he has to reply to every single person on Twitter. And it's like a pressure to do that. It's a big thing.

Why does he feel that? He just said it because the other guy in the interview didn't have Dave Franco didn't have Twitter and people were trying to convince him to get on it and the other two guys were like, no, don't get on it. Don't get on it. And Zach was like, yeah, when I'm on Twitter, it's like all these people are talking to me and his must be like, I'm just an endless feed of people just jabbering at him. And he said, yeah, I feel like I have to talk to every single person.

Well, otherwise, like if you're not used to it I feel weird like you think you're ignoring someone you don't want some people to think that you're like not listening to them or you know Like diminishing what they have to say I Feel like a real dick on Twitter recently because I don't know what happens something about the app I keep following people by accident. No, you know, it happened. What do you mean? No, that is true? I can vouch for that. It happens to Katie as well. I will just get.

I'll follow what you just when you're scrolling and you hit the follow button by accident. So I look at my following list. And though the top three people will be people who I've never even heard of who I've just hit the button by accident. Then I'll get three messages. You creeper on the profile. You're people. Let's get the ugly dudes.

Do you follow by accident? Let me just let me just I don't know. I don't know. I don't look and see if the last three you deleted. How many were dudes and you follow by accident? Let me just let me just I don't know I don't look and see The last three you deleted how many were dudes and how many I'm gonna look at followers right now So you got a man has 7.9 million followers Imagine if you like if you were like I need to reply to everyone that's tweeting at me right now I'm sure you can look at his mentions on there and just see they're just flooding on

I'm sure we get I mean like just us in this room We all have what around 200,000 a piece probably. You're silly how many followers you have. But I mean, we probably get 200 messages a day, right? Just out like just mentions a day. Yeah, even if you didn't. And that's, you know, now multiply that, you know, 10 scale, like 20 scale. Yeah, it's crazy. Unbearable. So yeah, I've just been getting, I'll get a message saying oh my god Gavin falling me and then I'm like And then I'll unfollow them and then they'll be like oh, I'm sorry to press now I'm sorry, I don't know what to do about it. I can't just keep following them. But pity

He's got bevved up the wrong button. We've all been there man. That's all right Just be like oh congratulations you win my follow for three days and then it's unfollowing follow for three days. And then it's unfollowing. The three day follow content. I'm not even one reluctant to talk about stuff like that, because that's a normal thing, right? That's a, the thing we just talked about was somebody having a manage. So to me, I count, no, I'm sorry, but the celebrity, a real celebrity having a managed so I can't. You have a little circle on the barbecue. I like it. You got a little little bumps on there. So worn out. I don't mean to. Great, super comfortable shoes, by the way. We should get the sketchers to sponsor us.

All right, sketchers on the go. So me another one another pair Ten and a half I'll take it. What do you take free shoes? What is all the what are you gonna build an Amazon wishlist? I've noticed lately on Twitter that you've been like posting like hey, I really like this I wish somebody would buy this for me. What is awesome? I'll take free stuff. I'll sell out You will not sell out you have sold out like that all right with two pounds pack That's fucking long gone. I'll sell out more. What do like that. All right, that was two pounds past. That's fucking long. God. I'll sell out more.

I'll sell out more. I'll sell out. What do you want? I'll wear your clothes. What was the thing you just always did the thing you did the other day? You did something like Twitter the day where you were like I broke my phone and a case company message me. They're like, oh, it's already here.

You're in our phone got broken and you're check out our merchandise. Oh, that's cool. And I looked at some of their stuff. It's like, sure, I'll have one of those. The same thing is that it's working. Yeah, it works. I've got to work out and do you retweeted that the first thousand people to retweet this I'll send a thousand dollars to you.

Yeah, very quickly like it's not as fun as like, oh interesting. And then I read up I was like, oh, I'm followed you after that. Yeah, I was like, fuck this. I don't blame me for that. That was dumb. And I was just one of the things like, yeah, man, this is real cool of that. And then I was like, oh, that's clearly not real on like unre tweeter What I know I don't like free stuff. I guess you're talking about like I don't like free stuff

No, I mean just like generic crap You get sent like I once tweeted that I cut myself shaving and then I think the official Gillette Twitter account was like Sorry to hear that you cut yourself shaving. What's your address? We'll send you some free shaving foam and stuff and I was like that's cool. I don't want it though. Yeah. I don't I don't it's clutter. It's practical. It will be in a box that I have to get rid of that would be plastic and that would be like shaving foam. I've got to buy anything. But you have shaving foam and stuff. I'm totally with you. I picked up dry cleaning today and I took the plastic bag off the dry cleaning and handed it back to the lady. Yeah. I just don't want that in my bin or in my life

It's just yeah, it's just too much. I get guilty thrown away I got one of those rolling garbage cans it goes out to the curb. I feel guilty rolling that thing out. I do you got it You're the fact the city there are people whose jobs rely on you rolling that out to the curb. If you stop rolling it out, think of all the job loss. No, it just means like it's finished. But I see like I see I look down my street and there's one of those things in front of every house and times it by however many houses there are in Austin. Austin's moving to try to become a zero-land-fuel city like in the next 20 years, is it? Is it something like a sim city project? I know my recycling bins like twice the size of my trash bins. Yeah, but they pick it up half the, in half the time.

Do you have two bins in your house for one for recycling one not? Oh, yes. Yeah. In the UK, got to the point maybe five or six years ago, where every household had three. You'd have one for compost, the crap, one for recycling and one for food. Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah. The city's trying to roll out a composting program here. Yeah, but it's not. They did a rebate thing like if you bought compost materials to build a compost They would give you money for it, but I don't know what happened with that Let me read this Let me just some bugs me this part of the conversation we're talking about Is that one of the reasons why we reluctant to talk about that stuff?

First of all, you feel like a douchebag talking about anybody who's an actual celebrity, you know? I mean, even the way I just said that is like, I have to say like actual celebrity. Like I have to like make sure that I don't sound like too much of a douchebag that I would consider myself on that level. What's your other fucker's, right? But I've run the research and have a reluctant to do it

is it is fun and I do enjoy doing those kinds of things, but it always, especially in the era of social media, it comes back to buddies in the ass because then there's always those fucking jackasses who will then go and like report us or tell on us to people and that fucking drives me crazy I was in the middle of interviewing Neil the grass Tyson and some guy writes to him and me and Twitter and I don't have any illusion that a guy with too many in Twitter followers saw this week He's like hey, Bernie remember the time you call talk shit about Neil the grass Tyson and we're talking about

You shit them to call them an asshole or something? I'm like the fuck is this guy talking about it? It's like I suddenly feel like a two-faced jerk because I'm talking to this guy And I and I kind of realized he's talking about because we were we were making fun of the guy for Criticizing gravity so bad which we talked about during the interview with him on what's trending? You know what I mean? It's like I hate that shit I hate this like the whole portion of the internet is fucking, it's like, so that'll tell you what's gonna happen. So it's like, stop remembering stuff.

Yeah, so yeah. One time I think we were talking about, at least years ago, like a 200 podcast ago maybe, we were having a discussion about science fiction books, and I was talking about Snow Crash, and I think you asked me about William Gibson. I was like, I don't know, I've never really been a big fan of William Gibson books.

Someone tweeted at William Gibson, hey, at Cirolo, why don't you like at William Gibson's books? I'm like, what is the purpose of going out of my way and getting in his face like, oh, I don't like your books. It's like, why the fuck are you like bringing my shit into his world? I get it, I totally get it. It's like, it's, so you get guarded about it. I guess the solution is just like not give a shit too much, but you know, it's like I literally, I was literally thinking that this entire time. It's like, how am I going to phrase what I'm about to say? This like story about social media and celebrity. How can I phrase this in a way

to where someone's not going to fucking run to the internet and fucking tattle tail and shit? I don't think we have a lot of crossover with Zach Efron. I know I agree with you. I agree with you. But it's like, and I don't think William Gibson is going to go this fucking at Sar long. You're on my fucking list. Yeah, but still it's like, look at my new novel, Gus Prashix. I respect him as an author. Yeah.

I think, you know, he's done very important work. I just personally, whatever. Yeah. And my opinion doesn't matter for shit. And I, I, I gotta say that I told the story about that, but if you watch the interview, I had a great time with those guys. Those guys were funny as shit, dude. The whole reason I did the interview to begin with was because it was supposed to be with Seth

Rogan. They're in this movie called Neighbors, where a fraternity house moves in next door to a guy and his wife. And Seth Rogan was doing so I was like really excited. And finally, in this room is Seth Rogan approved that I don't look like fucking Seth Rogan. And, but you couldn't make it some other big commitment or something like that. And these three guys were nice enough to come. And we had a funny fucking interview. I got to talk about a, Zach Efron holding Dave Franco's balls.

Zach Efron broke his hand on Dave Franco's balls. So you have to watch the, watch the video if you want to. That's fucking amazing. Yeah, that's, is that like a tattoo that Dave Franco gets? Like Zach Efron broke his hand handling my balls. It's speaking of which. What I mind mind everyone this episode of the RST podcast is brought to you by audible.com. The internet's leading provider of audiobooks with more than 150,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature and featuring audio versions of many New York Times best sellers. For our listeners, audible is offering a free audiobook to give you a chance to trout their service One audiobook to consider is the weight of blood by Laura McHugh for a free audiobook of your choice Go to audible.com slash rooster teeth. That's audible.com slash rooster teeth

And I didn't look it up because we I didn't think about it before the podcast I'm sure you can find William Gibson books and snow crash and we'll get it right now just about every other book You can imagine on audible no results for snowcrash But you can read divergent soon to be a major motion picture who wrote that That was written by Veronica Roth. Hmm. I know that cuz audible calm told me and if you listen to it. It's 11 hours and 11 minutes My friend if you let's do it is narrated by am I galvin? It's funny you mentioned divergent They had a screaming at the draft house like an

early screening and the star of the movie showed up unannounced. He just showed up. He went like, uh, you know what? Listen, you can make fun. I don't know anything about this divergent series, but if you decide to be gender for Lawrence before 100 games, I'll go, yeah, who work as Jenny Lawrence, you know, I don't laugh about that. So these divergent, you never know, they can be huge stars tomorrow. Yeah, I'm not making fun of that. Sorry, just like I don't know who else is in the movie other than Kate Winsley. Isn't Kate Blanchett in it too? Is she? Is she? I can't both be in the same movie. I once with the key once with the city. Do you have any celebrities on the twire that you openly don't know what the K once with the party. Do you have any celebrities on the

twa that you openly don't like? Celebrities, I don't follow celebrities on Twitter, typically. No, like, do you ever just spoken badly of a celebrity on there? No, you do that all the time. It doesn't all the time. Do you ever do that?

You do people on our industries too. Why what? These old people will bump into at some point, I'm sure. I'm not going to call out names because I want to be wrapped in with you. I'll say, you've talked to you've talked to you about Pewdiepie before.

Yeah. Ray William Johnson. I'm talking about that. I, yeah, I think it's a, there's a line between talking about somebody's work and talking about their, them as a person, but even saying that, I don't know if I believe that because I mean, so much of what everyone does is wrapped up in their work too. I don't know. I just like, what's the point?

You know, I mean, I always wanted to, it's like, I've learned over my years that there's sometimes just no upside to certain things. Like, you know, you need like five minutes of my legion of a funny story or something like that, but then somebody's pissed at you for fucking six months, you know? Like people say, I've been given a hard time if I ever do that. It's like, you shouldn't be, you know, talking bad about other YouTubers, other people who do the same thing well people on TV talk shit about people on TV well it's a it's a very British thing you're talking about though it's a British thing I don't feel like I don't see like people go on the tonight show and be like man you know

who's a bitch that person you don't be like in a talk show format like out in public doing press stuff you don't see people talking shit that was that to find my relationship with Benton or Benton is Ben Ben King early, Ben who works versus a web developer. Jamin. Ben Jamin. Yeah, it was very much the whole taking the piss mentality. You know, it was like, you know, I'm just, you know, taking the piss, it's a very British thing.

Oh, I'm not taking the piss. You're like, taking the piss means like you have a little joke with them. You would do the same thing. No, not at all. Like I think Ricky Jervais is like the classic taking the piss. Yeah, it means you're making fun of something. Or Jimmy Carth, not at all. Like I think we're gonna get your vases like the classic taking the piss. Yeah, it means you're making fun of something or Jimmy Carth, right? Yeah, they know they're there.

Yeah, that's brutal. Some of the stuff they do. Yeah, it's really brutal. Like a roast is like taking the piss, right? Yeah, yeah, but it's like no one's, I'm pretty if you're not going to sitting in the chair to get roasted, you know, you can have your opinion about somebody, but I mean, there's a lot of people get piled up, like really with him Johnson. His show just ended, man, it's just like,

I went and looked, it's like, this is a show that however you feel about it, lasted five years on the internet and it had tons and tons of views. I like it. The fucking comments are just like, they're just brutal, they're just brutal. Wait, it's because it's just other people's videos every week.

Yeah, okay. What was it? If it was him doing standup against that weird wool, I'll be a cover that I might you know, I might be I might be in I might be a little more gunshot specifically this week about like broader interaction because I just watched like Shira who I like a lot like I've done a lot of really fun stuff with Shira When you guys did that Rosario Dawson interview with her on the podcast. It was Brandon's an R.T. podcast She got fucking brutalized by the Archie fans. I mean, she was just like, I didn't get it. They were just, they were brutal. And it was just,

like, it was just, you would think that if you show up to make a comment that the first thing you're going to do when you make a comment is read the other comments. It's like, there's the comment box. Here are the other fucking comments. So it's like, you would think, oh, look, she's already getting fucking piled on. Well, I'm just gonna add to that. I'm just gonna fucking throw my, throw my voice on top of that, you know what I mean? What did people want?

Did they want it to sit there in silence? I think from what I understand, like from what I read, it seemed like people were expecting a Rooster Teeth podcast and she may have spearheaded a little bit more than they assume was gonna happen. I mean, that's, you know, no fault of hers. It was kind of a good time to open to it. She's been on the podcast before. We know her.

Yeah, yeah. Well, everyone's like, wow, she's giving Kevin a really hot time for no reason. It's like, I've known her for ages. Well, it's like, we know her. I was that unlike the where she's podcasting people giving each other a hard time. I mean, I could show last South by. I was like, no, she's, you know, you know, if she has a perception that maybe she, we don't know her or she doesn't know us.

I don't know. I think people are, it's one of those things where like, this is my thing I know about it. And when people like kind of mess with that, they get really upset by it. It's like, oh, don't mess with the thing that I like. It changed. Yeah, exactly.

There's a certain portion of every internet audience that just can't accept change. And we see it all the time. I mean, we see with one of the most popular guys in the whole company right now, it's Ryan. That guy, he practically got jumped in by the audience. You know, when he joined, I mean, he was like, and nobody seems to remember that now, you know, you know, it's like fluctuates.

You just watch, like, it's fun watching my, like, sort of, brawmater of the community. Like, do they hate me this week or do they love me this week? It's one of the other. This is kind of goes back and forth. And it's like, all right, like, oh, I killed Gavin by accident. Now, I guess I'm the worst person on earth. More than anything, like, you know, we've been doing this podcast in some form for over five years now and three decades.

I have three decades. I like to try new things, you know, and you know, we've got to keep it fresh. We've got to try new things every now and then. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. But I think the important thing is that we have to keep trying and we have to keep trying to figure out new ways to entertain. And people groan slightly. And I think, you know, there are some things that work and some things that didn't. You know, people obviously didn't like the what's trending thing. I think the collaboration with Joe Rogan went over. Was it was a little more positively accepted? Did I fucking love that? I have a blast. It's

right. I, you know, I've listened to his podcast. I was really looking forward to having a chance to talk with him. And I thought, you know, we, it was a little, you know, we really didn't know each other. I made it a point. I told him when I met him earlier that day, I was like, listen, I'm sorry, I'm not going to be rude. I just don't want to talk to you right now because anything we talk about, I want to make sure we save it for camera. He's like, I totally get it. I totally understand. So I felt like maybe I didn't have the rapport with him that I should have at the start. But it helps save the conversation, I think. Yeah. It's what came across. I was at home and I was going to tune into the podcast and I got it all late. I literally hit play. There was an ad and after the ad was over, it was you guys going, thanks for watching everybody. Bye. And it's like an Indian. I literally

got five seconds. That's awesome. I saw the ad. I saw the ad though. I did the, I watched more ad than I watched a live podcast. That's actually, I worked, we're trying to work out going on, we're going to go to LA and go on his podcast up there. I like the on the road, like in a different location podcast. I think they're always pretty fun. Yeah. Yeah. I think they're tougher, obviously, because we're in a different venue, that venue in particular, the audio on the internet was fairly acceptable, but in the place it was a lot harder. You weren't at the gym.

How many people were in the room? A couple hundred? Really? Yeah, about that. It was a pretty evens- what between Rogan fans and Rooster fans too. Oh really? You draw a line down the middle of that group.

Yeah, it was pretty interesting. Any brawls afterwards, or anything? Yeah, like Blaine was our crossover bro, for sure. So it was up bro. Can you hear me in the control room bro? How you doing bro? You're protein bar bro God speak yourself me so could you not hear each other very well in the room or something? No because it was loud like there was a party going on So imagine if we're all sitting here having a conversation and there's 300 people right over there having their own conversations talking Oh, yes, if you guys we yes somebody flashes. Yeah. And I saw New Zealand tits.

I was on stage. I think one of the own. Is there no? There were no nice. They were nice. They were nice. They were nice. Did you see any music during South by Gus?

Did I see? I saw a childish Gambino at the time of fall. You know, it's what's funny is I make funny you a lot for the stuff you like. Yeah. But you turned me on a childish Gambino I thought it was like super gimmicky of him. I didn't think it'd be very good, but man He's good. Yeah, he put on a good show too. Yeah, no, he put on a healthy show I'm like we ended up doing that the live stream thing and on the Xbox switch stream

And that was a lot of fun doing that and I was sitting there doing interviews like talking these people when he went on And I'm sitting there like oh, yeah, tell me more about Titanfall they're doing interviews like talking these people when he went on and I'm saying they're like oh yeah Tell me more about Titanfall And so I got I got to catch a little of it. It was crazy because he played for a room Maybe what I would say maybe 200 people or so that night on Saturday night. He played for 20,000 people Wow like he was one of the closing acts and he played for 20,000 people on a stage This is like wow, that's kind of cool though. We got to be there in this little private I want to buy him in the bathroom. Oh, yeah nice. He washed his pants. That's good. cool though. We got to be there in this little private I want back in the bathroom. Oh, yeah, nice. He washed his hands. That's good

It's a gentleman I gotta say when when time for when we were first playing it I was praising it on how whenever you're playing it you feel like you're doing well And it's not like cool to do you where you just get shot every 10 seconds and every time you get the time I'm kicking us. I take that back completely now that everyone's played it never does play it I suck at time. I feel like we watch the developer as People came online with servers. We watched the developer going from one of the best people in the world to get in his fucking ass Hand into it. It took about three batches. Yeah for that to have I can I'm now lasting maybe 12 seconds in a tight in these days I feel like I feel like I've got a pilot but like in a Titan. I've gotten good really like I've gotten really good Like if we do last Titan

standing I can take two maybe three people out with one life the other day I played a game where in we swept we're on four straight in those four matches I had seven kills and zero deaths. Jesus. Wow. I have to be the most annoying Titanfall player to get matched with all I do is rodeo kills. Oh yeah. That's all I do. I don't even get my Titan. You prick. I just climb up people and fucking just rip the hatch off and That's pretty much I'll drop my Titan to set them on guard mode and just go run off and just like try to kill people It might be the only achievement. I have the entire game. It's just rodeo kills. That's all I've got. That's it. I can't just I'm just it's that with FPS. I've never ever been good at the Call of Duty games. Yeah, never for me it's hard to stay Involved in a just multiplayer game.

No. That was a campaign. I probably playing it. There was a campaign. People always say that there's a campaign. Yeah, but it's the same maps. It's a multiplayer campaign. It's a pseudo campaign.

Yeah. It's just stringing the maps together in a story. I mean, you'd be annoyed if Hayley 5 came out and it was a campaign, but in multiplayer, you'd be annoyed. You'd want a story. Yeah, maybe so yeah, but you had other players in there that can be any shing if other players like Yeah, get out now just be fuck off. I don't even like Marines get out as well. Oh, you kill everybody I want it to be master chief and the whole covenant Armada me versus them. That's pretty much the way all those things are right It's called halo yeah well that's what I don't want Marines wife say all right that's for anyone else the the obita I do play a lot of

Halo multiplayer yeah but I tell you I don't uh left for dead is one of my favorite franchises of all time and that's got like a suede sudo campaign to it that's part multiplayer part not you know yeah there's probably more campaign there's definitely more campaign a Titanfall than there was a left for dead it's hard to say it can't it defies description left for dead it's like it is You know, yeah, there's probably more campaign. There's definitely more campaign in Titanfall than there was a Lephora dip It's hard to say it get it defies description Lephora dead. It's like it is multiplayer, but it's also campaign But it waited multiple as campaign then generic multiplayer I don't know that no You're playing with bots basically. You're playing with you'll go in somewhere

But you're not playing as not going so it's not pvp You'll you're pushing all co-op campaign basically. Yeah, it's co-op campaign Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's good point. It's co-op campaign. You are fighting AI Yeah, there is a PVP mode, but no one plays it like in left for dead to they had the one we could be the zombies It's not just no one ever played that you're out of your mind Last is not first is mode. Yeah, that's the first one as well. It's great They there were additional modes Excuse me in left for that to but yeah, you could also do it.

Dude, it's the first one kind of stuck because it was like, you were basically just hoping to be the smoker because you either boomer the smoker or the hunter and that was it. And you get, you know, you get promoted to the tank or whatever. I'll be in the jockey and left with that too. Yeah, jockey's great. Spitters, not so great. But, you know, there's a lot better have more of those. I said, we suck with the jockey. I stuck with the jockey. I still want to get the smoke. Most of the next valve game coming out.

Nobody knows. That's. They. What was the last time they released a game? How about that? I'm for dead too. What? Left for dead.

Portal two after left for dead too. Portal two. Portal two was after left for dead too. Yeah. Portal two was in a while since they released a game. 2010. Sure. So all their employees, they know.

2011, right? Was it 2011? I think it was March 21. 21 years ago. Yeah. So can that can that can that employees just see everything that're doing right? Was it 2011? I think it was March 21. It was 3 years ago. Yeah, so can that can that employees just see everything that's being made? April, April 2011? Uh, yeah, I guess they must know. Wow.

Can you just say April 2011 is actually yeah, Portal 2 was released April 19, 2011. Yeah, I worked I worked on the commercial for that. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, I remember that. I just fucking I still would remember. Yeah, that's my last thing. Well, and then I remember because God, because you gave me shit for buying the Thunderbolt Mac, the Thunderbolt Macs came out February 2011. And that's when I was in you're just referencing a lot of stuff that shows how good

your memory is. That's all that is. I asked me anything. Good job, Gus. The only reason I know about this is this other episode. Anyway, one of us should go and work a vow and just see what's going on and then come back. We need a mole within that. Basically. But you may say, well, no. I've been there. So I've been there. So I can't really participate in the discussion. Did you say that the employees can just go and work whatever they want?

I might have said something like that. I'm going to be careful because I would get a job there. I'll be like, I'm working on half left three. Right now, let's go. Let's go on that door. You can look at their employee handbook, which was released online or leaked online. I want to put that. So it's like it shows it gave a very deep look into the valve culture. Deep. The best snack room slash break room of any developer I've been to.

It's like on every floor to essentially like a 7-11, like just stock candy and food everywhere. What would know like cat or just. I don't know if they have soup. We all just stuff. like just stock candy and food everywhere. movies. more like cat or just. I know Fridays they have soup. We all just stuff. So we think I have a soup day. Where they have soup. I wonder if the employees go into a 7-Eleven and they're like.

Oh, I'm going to pay. So did you do anything for South by Gavin? I saw the Veronica Maas movie at the world premiere. I sat like two feet from the entire cost. So that that movie is already available on Apple TV. It's supposed to be said that from the Kickstarter right there right now on that you know that movie made more on Kickstarter than it did in movie theaters and it's opening weekend really yeah it made more it made two million dollars and it's opening weekend it made that was its Kickstarter goal and made that like 48 hours so two days Well, but it's three days is an opening weekend actually Friday the day it opened it made less than it made that like 48 hours. So, two days. Well, but three days is an opening weekend.

Actually Friday, the day it opened, it made less than it made in one day on Kickstarter. Because it made a million dollars on its opening weekend and it beat it. I did the check on it. It might have made its goal in like five hours. It's two million dollars on Kickstarter. I'll look it up now to verify,

but I was looking up, I was very interested by the fact that that movie has made, continues to make more on kickstarter than it made on In theaters so the people who paid for the Kickstarter they get I would assume I did They were pissed they were pissed they use something called flixter to distribute it to those people Oh, and not everybody could get it and they were just like yeah Well, that's just the deal we worked out and they said that they said that from the beginning it was gonna be like that

But I was all the iTunes kids is kids like a DRM rapper or something. I'm not familiar with the plot Yeah, I don't know there was a problem. It was compatibility problem for sure Well, there's multiple there's like ultraviolet and then you know, I then iTunes and there's things like that It was not iTunes. I'm just like everyone kind of picks one everyone has their own ecosystem Yeah, do you know anyone that uses like I? Everyone I know maybe it's just because we all have Apple computers Just anyone not use that? Do you know someone's like man my entire library is an ultraviolet?

Yeah, you know somebody really Jeff Jeff uses zoom Xbox video. Yeah, Xbox I think actually I think he was way ahead of the curve on it because I mean I honestly would rent stuff now on my Xbox But it always amazed me that he didn't give you anything on iTunes. He did everything through his Xbox renting something I'll definitely run it on my Xbox because that's always plugged into my TV. I think the reason people use the other ones now is because with Bing on Xbox One, it will show you every platform

that the thing is on that you're looking for. So if it's only on some bullshit other app, you'll probably get it just to see what you're looking for. And you end up with different libraries, but. So, so fucked up. Why can't we just have one? Let's just get one. Bernie, do you do any self-by-stop?

Product has been kicked around since the show. And it's three year run in 2007. Street pass $2 million in pledges before 6 p.m. Sounds good. Smashing previous Kickstarter records, and easily clearing the bar that Warner Brothers set to commit to a summer production start. That's really interesting.

With Kickstarter, when Zach a breath made his Kickstarter people were saying like, your big famous dude or whatever. You shouldn't have a Kickstarter. The Veronica Mars Kickstarter, all the money went to fucking Warner Bros. Did it? Yeah, it's Warner Bros. Huh, all that money just went to them to make the movies. Exactly.

Oh, we got a lot of props from the weekend there. Yeah, and Veronica Mars in theaters made 1.988 million dollars. I believe it's production budget was six million. It raised four that on Kickstarter. I believe that it's got an exclusive deal with AMC and they're only showing it on 300 screens. Okay. So I will say for six million, it's a pretty good movie. Is it?

Yeah. I like to. It's funny. I'll be honest, I don't know anything about. I've been binge watching it with the Ramsey's. I've never heard of it actually before like two months ago. So we've just been watching it and ready for the movie. What is it?

It's about a girl who's like a detective, like private detective. It's like it takes place in high school, right? Yeah, her dad is the private investigator. And the movie is like a 10 year anniversary or 10 year reunion or something for high school Yeah, I was texting Jeff about like I knew somebody gonna be after party the night that you guys went to the paramount Screening of it and I said you can just take my spots because you're sure and I said no

I said I'm absolutely positive because you're sure I said I'm positive. I said listen I said I have something else to do. I have to be it Somebody else's party and it also happens that I'm a adult male That was it so yeah, we had we had a we this is probably the most Hollywood thing I'll ever say I had to go to somebody else's party Because we have the same public I had to go to this person's party. Yeah, so I wouldn't go to the person's party. I thought I said some douchey things I went that other versions I thought I'd said some douchey things That's full on that's full on doucheyness embrace welcome to central times on Los Angeles. Yeah, here we go buddy But ifronic Mars are the guy the guy the showrunner I'm

Blast it's up. Let's go ahead I'm going to be a good guy. I'm going to be a good guy. I'm going to be a good guy. I'm going to be a good guy. I'm going to be a good guy. I'm going to be a good guy. I'm going to be a good guy. I'm going to be a good guy.

I'm going to be a good guy. I'm going to be a good guy. I'm going to be a good guy. I'm going to be a good guy. I'm going to be a good guy. I think that's why I got such a big thing at the South by. Oh, no, yeah, I totally believe it. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not in no way banging on Veronica Mars other than the content. It's like a teenage girl detective show.

Listen, one of my favorite shows of all time is Felicity. I obviously, I'm obviously throwing, you know, stones in the glass house, obviously. Speaking of which, do you still watch community? I completely make that metaphor. But I haven't seen this before. No, Vince Gilligan was actually made a cameo in the most recent episode. It's just pretty funny how it worked out. I was like, what the hell is he doing there?

And I guess popped into the show. He's got nothing going on, right? Yeah, this season is pretty good. It's really weird, but it's pretty good. It's got the old feel to it back. Because what's his name came back? Dan Harmon came back to it. Oh, right.

Yeah. He left with Chevy Chase, and then he came back, and Chevy Chase left. And it's because what's his name came back, Dan Harmon came back to it. Oh, right. Yeah. He left with Chevy Chase and then he came back and Chevy Chase left and it's what it's what. Yeah, when all that bullshit started happening, that's when I kind of left the way rough. But this season, it's gotten back to some really interesting stuff. So I'd recommend it if you haven't seen it. That's a, I think we've talked about it before. That's a show that I really disliked when it started and it took a while for me to like come around to our friend Lava Burton he was on an episode again he made a cameo appearance on Donald on Donald lovers last episode as a matter of fact so it's fun

I see like our friend he's like our pal love. Oh, hey man Mr. Burton celebrity We're all fucking riding on the high from South by Southwest. Oh Lord. Are you glad it's over? Are you? Yeah, I mean, I had a good time, but it's there's so much to do. There was so many meetings and like business things to take care of. I was just running ragged. No, I said a blast all the time. I mean, I was just good. There's some cool stuff. Like my cousin out of venue and and we actually got to see one of Katie's favorite bands. It just happened to be playing at his venue. And so we went from there, then we ended up going to Jimmy Kimmel. He's like, I got tickets to Jimmy Kimmel, he goes,

okay, and then we bumped into Gus and Barbara and Brandon at Jimmy Kimmel was like, oh, that's cool. We live in a real city, I love a certain way. And then we saw Willie Nelson played like a surprise concert of like seven or eight songs, like holy shit, that's what they're doing to each other. Yeah, he was on Jimmy Kimmel that night.

And so typically they play like one song, he just kept going and he ended up playing like probably this is made for like 45 minutes or so. Yeah, that's like holy shit. Dean and my other parts of the world they appreciate William Nelson the way we do in Austin. No, not okay.

He's a Texas legend. I do shit. But he apparently my cousin was saying she was saying that Austin American statesman has a camera crew that follows him to every concert he plays just in cases his last show he ever plays. So that's kind of morbid.

No, it's he's 80 something years old. I mean, pretty pissed off if I was Willie Nelson. I think he's 80. I mean, like get the fuck away from me. It's like like having a vulture constantly circle. You like, you have a good day feeling good. You like, man, I oh, shit. No, there's the death crew.

They're keeping an eye on me to make sure I'm not going to fall over. And if I do die, they're going to immediately go back to the last tape to have a meet. Wouldn't you be appreciative of the fact that there's going to be record of your final show? I wouldn't give a shit. I'm going to be dead. I always find it weird that I was talking with this editor at the BBC once. And his friend with someone who all his job was at the BBC archives was to keep the death real for the queen up to date.

So like when she died, they would roll this clip about her life. And he had to keep adding to that. And that's his job. What the fuck you adding? What's going on? I don't know, like new stuff. When's the last time you added something? Was the last time she did something? I was like, oh, like they bumped up to us D and that was a big deal. New Corgi or something?

Oh, dude. I'd be like, that dude, that dude, you don't want to to fire him like you just want to make sure you work it out with that dude Because it's like the queen dies and it's like her last thing is like bang eight dudes It's like he's fucking out. He's like a time bomb. Yes, and do is change the date the two date They do that a lot. I think a lot of major media outlets do that where they keep like Obituary's ready for many celebrities. I mean, we're to be able to watch your own obituary We know you do you talk about guys mentioned it sounds like reading Twitter Do you guys mention like occasionally that repository of pre-written obituary is like gets unearthed like on CNN? Yeah, and they occasionally people like oh, I found the obituary

like on CNN and they occasionally people like oh I found the obituary directory and they read everyone's obituary who's not dead yet. Or they'll post what they have. How did they? Oh, a lot of them, a lot of times you're just seeing they're ready to go. It was like just finding them on the bridge. Like Nelson Mandela bit, let's go. Like they just watched the movie. Yeah, they didn't have like Bob Hope or somebody like his,

like they said he was dead and they released this thing and he's like, no, not dead yet or like that happened to someone recently. Well, wait night. Wait night. I'd happen this weekend. Yeah, that was a hoax So that wasn't like it was released Can I say that I'm gonna go back because we're talking about crazy stuff and deaths and all that stuff So this airliner that's missing there's all this hubbub especially in America about the NSA and then tracking all of our shit You know, we got to go and get our balls fell felt up when we go through the airport security all that stuff I can't I can't I got I've thrown away so much fucking hair gel in my life It makes me so furious and then what happens they lose a whole fucking plane and they can't fucking find it

Yeah, nobody thought to put fucking trackers on the plane They would they would disabled one they and also the world's bloody massive. You could lose anything Yeah, but there's a loose you know what else is smaller than a fucking plane me and you can track all my shit They can track all my shit you can get you could get outside pretty easily What's that you could disappear? But they're logging all my shit. They're logging webcams. They're emails everything they're archiving everything Nobody no fucking brainchild thinks hey, let's put a fucking bug on the back of the plane that nobody knows about and you can't turn it off From the fucking inside of the plane

Why would they think of that? Like you think about it's like okay, so they had these trackers on the engines the engines are sending out like Telemetric data every hour or whatever, but not in that data is oh this where we are Yeah, we know how high the plane climbed we know all that stuff you could turn it off You just EMP the plane or something in the plane falls on the fucking sky The plane isn't powered by electricity though, it just it just goes to show it's all fucking smoking mirrors They're gathering all everything they can and they still can't fucking figure anything out We have satellites that are constantly taking pictures of the earth and there's like no DVR function on that

We actually have this funny you say that we have the point was relative to the satellite to mother fucker was down As always the shirt from the satellite is it was either on that red line or this other red line somewhere along there That is the same shitball mat. They could show in 1950. That's where the fucking gym Japanese are with their subs It's either in this 6,000 mile arc or that 6,000 mile arc It's the same thing. They don't know shit. That's the whole point They pretend like they can track all this stuff and they go through all the theatricals all the security These that's on point the world is huge and they can't track any of this shit Well, that's what you was saying about what Reagan did was something back in the day where he was lying about what they could do with space and stuff Oh, the Star Wars program. Yeah, it's just the same. Yeah, and he got this. Oh, you need to spend a bunch of money

They're just lying. They're just keeping everyone in fear. I bet you can't really track that much stuff. No, I bet you can't either I mean, I've got to stop on a still rely on planes. How many planes are there? How many commercial planes are there? It's a plane that's made in the United States. You'd be like, oh, just put one of those on, right? It's like all the other shit we make here that tracks you on the internet. It should put a group on it.

I'm not even saying, I'm not even saying, I'm not even saying they could figure out that someone's going to patch a plot where they're going to get on a plane, they're going to turn the plane off, they're going to hide it for a month, and then do something with it. I'm just talking as dumb as these people are, just go with another straight 9-11 scenario.

You're telling me they still have a thing where somebody hides that plane, they can easily turn off where it is in the world? Did you hear, did you hear, that's what they did the last time, they took the fucking planes and ran them in a building. Did you hear what the Pakistan Taliban said about this? It's so funny, it's like a Facebook update.

They said, we wish we could do that. We wish we could hide, we wish we could do that. We wish we could hijack up. We wish we could hide a plane like that and get away with it. You almost think the Taliban like they were in that message with law, you know, hashtag kill hope. Feeling sad. It was literally their their update. Taliban's update was we totally wish we could do that. We can't, you know, it's like, what is this? It's like, it's all like nobody's nobody's taking anything seriously in any way It's so dumb, but meanwhile I'm throwing out my fucking hair gel. I mean really you gotta take your shoes off Make sure you take your fucking shoes off. I know take my shoes off take your belt You might hide something in the shoe in the between the soul and all hey, what are you playing?

It's like they're gonna get down to this level You have any pets should stay lost on that Please big is a building it's as big as a fucking building and they can't find it 200 foot wingspan right the whole world is looking for it Well, I'm not what's that I'm not looking for it. I've done nothing You know you're not a boat you're not the fucking Indian Ocean You're not looking for but if you walked outside and it was in the parking lot then you'd go hey wait a minute I've read something about that This point everybody knows about this

You know I do I see it. I'd be like oh I probably film it something with a plane That's weird. It's like it's like did anyone see something the size of a building Fly by at 5,000 feet. Everybody in the world knows about that. The sky is bigger than the ground and it's really hard to find stuff on the ground. At 5,000 feet at 5,000 feet, the ground the sky is only like twice as big as the ground for your analogy. To eat the only twice as big.

We mentioned Gavin's does rocks float on lava shirt. Comes out tomorrow. Yeah. Speaking of getting close to make that show. I didn't know it was being made. I didn't know it was being made. I didn't know the idea for that shirt on that podcast. Like, well, that has to be the most serious.

It's the sequence of people like grapes. Yes, basically. But at least that was a literate sentence. Whoa. It still came out of your mouth. You still said it, dude. I say a lot of stuff those rocks little lava this rock float a lot of that's a great job the most and you're wearing a team nice

dynamite shirt you have the most shirts made out of like stuff you've created Yes My god, that's the one thing. I mean the one thing they're bad at is that every time there's a terrorist plot They just think they're gonna do the same thing again Right, like the shoe bomb man the same thing again And they couldn't they just you couldn't think of anything. We never thought about they would take the planes again. Take them somewhere. We talked about that the other day.

No no flight in America like no flight over the United States will be hijacked ever again. Yeah. It just won't happen. Like the people on the plane won't let that happen. I just don't want it to be an iPhone bomb or an iPad bomb. If they if I have to put my phone in a weird container under the plane to board a plane, I'm not gonna find it. Yeah, they just let us start using it.

Yeah, they haven't put a little bit. Think about how dumb that is though. What if when you're going through the metal detector, what if there was a switch right here that said off and you just go click and walk through it and they go, anything about that. Yeah. Now we don't know. We don't know if he has anything You know $50 million a repair all of those across the United States You know, he would apparently they wouldn't do that. Oh, I guess so. Well, they know Billy track a plane a lot of security is

It's just fair based anyway like the example. Yeah, it's like cameras. Hey What do you mean? They don't do shit. It's like oh, I can do anything this camera. Yeah, I'm not even not even in the supermarket I worked at 90% the cameras weren't plugged in yeah, they're just for fear and then The metal detective thing the thing that was on top of whiskey bottles that's basically Nothing yeah, we I worked at a grocery store and we had the domes and the ceiling that had nothing in them Yeah, they were just there, you know make it all you know, totally climb upstairs and put your head through Yeah, no, it's all the metrics. That's super frustrating. But you don't know which ones are real, which ones aren't? That's true. And that's how they get away with it. Yeah, that's how they do it. Yeah, let me read this thing. Read that thing.

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Yeah, it'd be a big bang theory for a best comedy. Yeah. Yeah. And it's a brand new show. And they're like 20 episodes in. They're every single episode available on who the pure going to totally call me out for this. But did you know that the guy who makes big bang theories the same dude who makes two and a half men yeah Chuck Lori Chuck or I guess I never put two and two together they just read you a fucking juggernaut

that's just renewed big bang theory for three more years Jesus wow that guy oh speaking of big bang theory that's a hell of a segue also there's a thing called uh that's how I want to point out, because we were talking about this in the Joe Rogan podcast. It's called the Quest for Immortality. I was just looking at it. A flight from death, the quest for immortality. Is this the dude who takes all the vitamins and stuff?

No, but it's a documentary about like trying to beat physical death, which is one of the things we talked about, which I thought was one of the more interesting things. One of the saddest parts of the... It actually will be. One of the saddest parts of the Steve Jobs biography available in Audible, that's how I listen to it actually, was when he talks, like Steve Jobs says that

we're on the, he believes we're on the cusp of having cancer be a manageable disease, yeah, and to be able to live with cancer, and how he was convinced, he would be the first person to be able to live with cancer and just have it as a managed disease. Like diabetes, right, it's like you just have to have like a certain medicine treatment. Mm-hmm. You can live with it. Well, we have cancer in our bodies at all times. It's just our immune system takes care of it and then one day it doesn't.

That's right. And this is one. It's a little... Yes, like what you say. Your immune system's like Superman. It has to be about a thousand. Yeah. Then when it doesn't?

Yeah. You're fucked. We were talking about the Joran podcast, is that the, this, I call it the Superman theory, in that the villain's always trying to destroy the world. Superman has to have a perfect record because all they have to do is destroy the world once. Yeah, yeah.

Now that was like Vegas. You can go up and down all the time, up and down in bets, but you have zero. Vegas, the house does not have a zero. Yeah. They gotta get you to zero and then you're done. Yeah. They have an end game and you don't.

So if you mean system, it's always battling cancer. Yeah, they got to get you to zero and then you're done Yeah, they have an end game and you don't say a few mean system it is always battling cancer Yes, sir, and your immune system gets crappier when you're tired Is that mean if you don't get enough sleep you can get cancer more? I think it's like stress and all that stuff look cancer is one of those things It's like I was just talking about this one of the moment my friends of the day where we know a guy who smokes like four packs a day And it's just he's perfectly fine It's the same with my my great-grand I think she smokes 80 years Yeah, and died in a late 90s and it's one of those things where it's just, it's perfectly fine. It's the same with my great-grandda. I think she smoked the 80s. Yeah.

And died in the late 90s. And it's one of those things where it's like, I get how everyone smoking less will reduce lung cancer across the board because, you know, it's like the people who get lung cancer from smoking, if everyone stops smoking, the incidents will go down.

But, you know, everybody, everybody smoked between like the 1920s and the 1950s. Everybody fucking kids smoked. You can see pictures of kids with cigarettes. And it's one of those things that like if smoking caused lung cancer, you know, the way that, you know, alcohol causes you to drunk, like it happens for sure, then everyone would have been dead of the room and the number one way people die was lung cancer because everybody fucking smoked and was in rooms with people who were fucking smoking So it's like it can lead to lung cancer, but there's just no explanation why some people can smoke like 80 packs a day people always seem surprised if

If someone gets a worse advice on this podcast, yes, don't smoke Smoke Jesus don't smoke You're gonna have to kill a 15 year old But people have died of lung cancer having never smoked and people is like I'm just completely you're gonna have to kill a 15 year old. That's my favorite. But I don't know. People have died of lung cancer having never smoked. And people are always like, I'm just completely, I never smoked. But I mean, there's a lot of stuff in your body that you don't have to touch for you to get cancer in it.

Yeah. I mean, it's a surprise when that happens. You know, they just had the first documented case of female to female HIV transmission, which has never been, been, they've had cases of it, but they've had like documentation of yes, it definitely was this transmission. Well, they bump in muffs. They were bumping muffs.

You want me to go into the details of it? Because I was reading up on it where they would use, they would sometimes have sex during menstruation, which is not supposed to be the same blood type, like not the same transmission rates as just regular like vein blood. But then also they would have sex with toys where there was sometimes some bleeding. So they think that's where it came about. Kevin, you look shell-shot. Those are the party, dude. Sex toys with blood. That's, that's a bit rough. Yeah.

In my head, I saw that band of South by actually. It's actually with blood with blood was the opening act. Um, the, uh, the, uh, yeah, but that's, uh, they did some kind of genetic test of it. Like the, the viruses were genetically 90% similar. Uh, one of them was HIV positive to begin with. One was not and then they both said they had net partners in 18 months or something like that. If you had in your body, the cure for AIDS, yes, and cancer, yes, and it could cure the planet. My answer to this will be yes, no matter what it is, before the hypothetical. Now, keep the hypothetical, I won't say. You mean hypothetical?

Yeah, would you sacrifice yourself? Like dead? So they could use it. Yeah, I think so. That's the only way it could heal the world. I think I would. I think I would. I think I would. I like to think I would.

Do you know what I was? Anyone who would, you know how when someone's doing a lot of fecciarity, most people are like, yeah, that's awesome. But there's always someone who's like, ooh, I'm doing fecciarity. You get that big view of it. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not.

No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I the same thing I'm acting like why you just have perfect depression of yourself You're kid Some of that bono does a lot for charity right right irritating rubbish by the way he's red charity The head is not real charity is it you just make some money? No, it goes to raising awareness it goes to raising awareness which is basically buying

ads So what I'm sorry like you haven like, yeah, I'm finished. What I'm saying, guys, is that do you think anyone could hate you for that? Say you publicly said, I have the cure for all these diseases. I'm going to sacrifice myself so they can be used. Do you think there'll be people who are like, well, it's like a one-to-one trade on an individual basis, right? Like, you're like, okay, well, you know, I found this out when I'm 18.

30? Okay, you guys can sacrifice me to 30 and I'll cure all these diseases. But then you know, people with cancer be like, hey, I'm dying. It's like, yeah, me too. You know, I'm going to, I'm also going to die for this. You got to figure your last week. Like, like, remember in Armageddon, when they, before they go to the asteroid, they have that that one day where they can just do whatever they want. That would be like your last week of life.

If you had the cure for AIDS and cancer in your body, be like, I'm just gonna do everything I can and then it's ended on that last. Yeah. You're gonna move to Blowjob City. Exactly. You're gonna move to Blowjob City. Exactly.

You're gonna move to Blowjob City. Exactly. You're gonna move to Blowjob City. Exactly. You're gonna move to Blowjob City. Exactly. You're gonna move to Blowjob City. Exactly. You're gonna move to Blowjob City. Exactly. You're gonna move to Blowjob City. Exactly. You're gonna all right, you'd check the word. That was, I heard some great, my two favorite financial plans that I've ever heard my life

was Gus's when we, when the renters and blue first started to take off, I got a financial advisor and to talk to all the guys that want to do anything stupid. I think you have to, you know your friends so well. It's like, all right, before we pay out, okay, morons, you can sit through this before I pay you And one of the reasons why we moved to salaries. We should just you know, I mean, I love going to later, but Financial plan Gus had the good for can I tell your financial plan sure so the final I sat down with Gus and I had to find out about it

I said these guys are a little Talk to him because they're like they should start like thinking about the future and something that this really should and he's like I thought to be like it's all the time fine. He came out of the mean with Gus and he was like I said what happened he goes well I said to my said mr. Serella I said What is your financial plan for the future and he goes to diet 40 Okay, well that's funny answer But like let's say for whatever reason let's say you don't die at 40 and you need to prepare for the future What's your plan then and Gus goes shotgun?

Basically Advising Another guy know who's like basically my mentor He was he was basically anti-investors, like not investors, but like stock market stuff like that because he'd seen like people do really shady shit, I think, and the financial planner asked him, so what's your long term financial plan?

And he said, I would like to write a hot check for my funeral. That is the perfect financial plan. That's awesome. I'm gonna change my answer to that one. Burn everything and then you write a bounce check for your own coffin basically. Nice.

And going back to those early days, I mean, that's the reason that we got, I was the reason we got healthcare in the first place at Rooster Teeth. Totally. I had been sick for like a year and a half. And I just wouldn't go to the doctor. You're like, Gus, what's wrong with you?

I don't know, I'm just sick. I'm dying. What about what were you sick of? I just had real bad stomach problems. stomach problems. And he literally wouldn't go to the doctor. You're like, Gus, what's wrong with you? I don't know, I'm just sick. I'm dying. What about what were you sick of? I just had real bad stomach problems. stomach problems. And he literally couldn't go through a meal. I was really worried about the guy. And then finally, you're like, this,

we're gonna get a health insurance. Just go to the doctor. I went and it's like, oh yeah, here, just take this pill. You'll be fine. So you were sick for a year. You could have taken it for more than a year. I'll tell you what, he's not the only one either. There are people in this company where I have gone and printed out

and made appointments for them at doctors and just go They're gonna saw and then their problem assault. It health care is the best like yeah, like they so the team are guys I go to the dentist because I we pay for dentist And they get me shit for it twice a month You know cuz I had gone for like a decade so I had to go and repair a ton of shit But now I'm gonna point where I go like every six months to get my teeth clean I'm actually going in like two months to get like some Oh, feelings repaired. Yeah, cuz I paid for it like what was the last time you went to a dentist

I we had this conversation in a let's play probably like 2003. Oh Yeah, that's even worse. I don't be going in as more than I do I have any feelings my teeth Third-heart my wisdom teeth are the right way up. I why would I don't hurt at some point? They're all getting you just gonna break your young dude at some point you're gonna hit 30 and all of a sudden your mouth's gonna fly the time I'm 30. I'll just buy a complete new shot. Go. The whole bad also.

I'm going to my dentist. Go to the dentist at like eight in the morning. What might this is on the other side of town so I can't do that. You can't go eight. Why cup of seven. Okay. I saw it. Whatever. I'm gonna get yeah I'll take care of it. I'll go to the dentist. Don't worry about seven. Okay. I saw it. Whatever. I'm going to get.

Yeah. I'll take care of it. I'll go to the dentist. Don't worry about me. I'm going to go to the dentist. I'm not worried about you. You should go to the dentist. I'll say.

Okay. We said we said we should have to see my hundred day off. I'll go to the dentist. Yeah. I'm going to take a day off. You know what? I will say this is a work time.

It is the problem. I have to work hours is that like everybody works At the same time. So yeah, to go to the dentist I think a dentist would clean up if they would just work from noon to nine. Yeah, and work on weekends. Yeah I'm a dentist open on the weekends. I'll be fantastic and there's none. Yeah, as a dentist take Monday and Tuesday off Yeah, exactly. I just work Saturday and Sunday Sunday dentist. I'm actually surprised by how Little especially with the way the way the the way the idea of work has changed

where people work at home. Like to some extent, someone said to you, I work at home and I work there four days a week at my own home. You're like, okay, that seems like a totally normal thing. But if someone says, oh, I shifted my hours and I work at the bank from 12 to 9, that's weirder. You know what I mean? It's like someone who offsets their hours or works weekends. That's like a

much stranger thing. Well, like, like, somebody who works like Australia, everything is open from 9 to 5. And that's it. So like, if you work during the day, you can't go to the grocery store. Because it shut down. When I moved to Texas, it was very much like that. There was no way there used to be a point Texas when nothing was open on a Sunday. Yeah. Because it was, it was just that's the way it was. You still can't buy booze and stuff.

You know, I came by liquor on Sunday. You can't buy wine. If it wait alone. Noon to buy beer. I was that was that fast. From the throne yesterday. Yesterday I was at the convenience store in 1159 like, yeah, I've been there. All right.

Here we go. Yeah. He was he was 1158 and he was like, I can't serve you that until 12. And we're just like, I'm just going to stand it. You know that right? And he's like, yeah, so am I we just stood there for two minutes Absolutely had that moment except I waited outside because I don't want him to see me. I was like alright, I just sit in my car Okay, now we go nice. I like it. I like the fact that here you can bank on a Sunday Can you I mean you had your phone you can bank any time I guess you know their phone But I can't bank and check on my phone. Yeah, I can

Well up to a certain amount. Yeah, well, yeah, the the fiesta by my money It only take up the five figures on a phone 500 bucks. Yeah, so much. Yeah, I think yeah, but the fiesta by my house was a bank in it that said From on Sunday. Yeah, the look that the fucking line thereiesta by my house is a bank in it that said, from on Sunday. That's the best. Yeah. The, the, the fucking line there gets, goddamn crazy. Sometimes you've ever seen it. Yeah, I've seen it. Where it just like goes down the fucking grocery store for every like Jesus Christ. It's awesome. I'm happy it's open. Because I, I can navigate to the, it's always shut by the time I get home from work on the weekdays. There's one like right over here on Slotter 2. Otherwise? Yeah. It's always fun watching like the

last day of the month. You go to HB or something. You see the bill pay area and it's always full of people like trying to get the bills and like paid by the end of the month. They actually go someone to pay bills. You can do that. You can pay like time order at a local place. If you don't want to mail it in, you can pay locally. If you don't have a computer.

Yeah. Like I think every single one of my bills now is on auto pay except for one. And it's I don't understand why people would want to go somewhere or mail in a check. I'm going to have a check in a decade. And it's like I'll just except for one. And so I don't understand why people would want to go somewhere or mail in a check. I'm gonna have a check in a decade. And it's like, I'll just write a check for you. I don't, those don't exist in me.

I had to write a check a couple of months ago. Really? And I was like, I had to work done on my driveway. The contractor wouldn't take a fucking credit card. Was it hard because of what dust? I had to find my checkbook. And I was like, you didn't want to check, huh? Geez, okay, wait here.

He did a mail thing. Do you think that's like guys don't like to write checks? George and I felt like there's a whole bit to check, huh? Geez, okay, wait here. He did a male thing. You think that's like, guys don't like the right checks? Jerry Snipehle has a whole bit about it's really funny. He made a lot more sense back then, his bit. Like now it's like, who the fuck takes a check? Nobody, nobody uses a check. If I didn't get a check, I'd have to go get a cashier's check. I literally do not have checks.

I've never written a one in my life. You never written a check ever? Seriously, you've never had something amazing to me. What would I write for? Who would I pay? Anything. Well, have you ever read a credit card? Have you ever read it like an apartment or anything? Good online.

No. Yeah. See, that was my thing. I pay your rent every month. I pay Jeff. Thank you. How do you pay him? I pay him online.

I do. The money. So even a person that you know in person, you pay online. So, do you like pay a pallet to them or something? No, I just transfer it to his account. Yeah, my bank. I like transfer to the person. I think you need to do that as much as you.

So you have the same bank I'm guessing so you can just transfer it that way. I can do it to anybody. Really? Yeah. People that received one understand that you can just just jacks working up to get money out of you. You can pay anyone.

You can pay anyone if you just have their account number. Hmm. Do my account number? Or PayPal. You can do it to a PayPal. number. I don't my account number or paypal. You can do it with PayPal. Yeah. I think you end up paying PayPal. What you know, if you do like a like transfer money to your

friend or whatever, it's there's no fee on it. Oh, right. Yeah. All right. I thought that I thought that was the case too, but someone's way to use another service when you can get your bank to pay that bank. Yeah. It's why it won't include a middleman.

Well, I think that's the thing banks now do that before they want to do that. People, people are, how does the point of a bank then? This is where people get the most great question, Gavin. People get the most staggy though about this. Like as recently as just a few years ago, I would use the ATM all the time. And I was with somebody and we're talking, I got to go deposit a check. And they said, it's like nine at night.

I said, I'm just going to deposit the ATM. They go, I would never deposit the ATM. It ATM is like what's wrong with you? Why not? And it's like I don't trust that they have to they had to go into the bank to like deposit a check They would never do it. I knew a lot of people that wouldn't deposit an ATM I remember that and now and now you have at least have a little more sense of security because ATM will print your fucking check on the receipt More because it's a machine at a bank. That's another reason I'm security. I mean, it's like it's fine They're not a pet you're not a positive a check and like a random ATM like on the receipt or because it's a machine in a bank that's another reason I'm security I mean it's like it's fine. You're not a pet you're not a positive check in like a random ATM like

front of Peter Pan mini golf like you're doing it in a natural bank location. Like when I see like the the whatever I use the ATM where I can physically hear the dial tone and a dialing those little shitty ATMs there are also the ones usually charge like eight bucks for a certain action I'm always thinking well there goes that account. I'm always thinking, well, there goes that account. I knew it would just like fuck. I need this cash. I mean, some shitty convenient store

where I got a look at it, do it through bulletproof class that thing. And I'm using this ATM that looks like it has handles on the side. So you pick it up and walk down with it. My favorite ATM was there was this shitty little pub. You have a favorite ATM. This is my favorite. This shitty little pub that was right across the street from our old office downtown. Number Mike's pub. Wasn't shitty. It was awesome. Mike's pub was awesome. That good bug is that. It was shitty. You can eat on a pool table. They put a day. That's a win over it. No, that place. It's a shitty. It's an airport shitty. Mike's pub. I get to call shit. It's a greasy spoon.

It was in the inside of parking garage. It greasy spoon. It was inside a parking garage. It was so good. Greasy. It's a greasy chair. Do you know what you want to you want to know a bit of trivia? Megan. Oh yeah. You know it. Megan worked there. Megan Castro. When we were at that thing, really? Megan who works for us. Yeah. What's the angry guy? He would throw food at you. No, but you remember the ATM? Yeah. So you go to use the ATM, which is right there next to the, never to take credit cards or anything. You can only pay cash. Then ATM right there, and I was like, this ATM just,

I just told you give me 40 bucks and it didn't do anything. And he goes, oh, he jumped over the counter. He grabs the front door of the ATM, opens it. There's a stack of cash, he pulls it out and goes tap, tap, tap, and then puts it back in and then it spits out my 40 bucks. The guy behind the counter could get into the ATM. It was his ATM. It was like the weirdest thing ever. But he wouldn't take credit cards. He didn't belong to a bank. No, it was like, you're a private ATM. I want one. It's like, you know, if you're a business that only accepts cash in the state of age, you're totally embezzling money,

right? Oh, you're totally cooking the books. Oh, you mean you're a business that only accepts cash in the state of age, you're totally embezzling money, right? You're totally cooking the books. Oh, you mean you're not reporting because they're getting cash right? Yeah, it's like under reporting not paying proper sales tax fucking not pay that you use this Tax was a lot would have an ATM in his bedroom a guy so the horse come to his house What a guy who does what? That wouldn't make sense. No, because he's taking it on money. But they're making the positive. Dude, I got a credit card the other day. I was blown away. Has the chip on it. See that? That's the future. I read that. I don't hold you credit card. In light of the target security breach that they're finally going to start rolling

out chip and pin in this country. Really? So happy about it. I think within the next four years, they were just trying to get my coin. You're going to roll chip and pin. It will be valid anymore. So charging stations that are around Austin for alleged cars, where you can a lot of them have free place where you can just go charge your car for free. It's about it's bad ass. But you still have to like have a card that you swipe to open it to activate the thing. You can't just like unplug it and go, you got to swipe your card, you know it doesn't charge you.

But the first time I went to use it, it wasn't like I was waving my card and swiping it. I was like, where does this look like striped thing here? So I called the number on the front and they said, oh, you have to have an RFID credit card and it'll pick it up and swipe it and it'll open the thing up. And I said, nobody has those. And he goes, lots of people have them.

I go, how many calls do you get? He goes, we could call. I go, nobody has those. I guess, people have them. But it's like, it's like, no, I guarantee nobody has it. So I had to get a card from the company, so I didn't have to go through it. He could unlock it like from his location

wherever he was and you could do it. I'm jealous of your card, dude. I see your card every day. You want to talk about a fringe benefit of that card? What's that? The other day went to South by South was gaming We had a panel and I was late for it by like I had a really great story and it's gonna be borderline races, but it's funny so I was gonna go park in the parking garage and it's a parking lot full and that's the convention center at the at the expo center

That's a huge multi-level parking lot. It's like God damn it. And if you can't park there I know I can't park anywhere else in South by Southwest downtown. I'm fucked So I said the guy where can I park he goes you can't park anywhere So I'm late for a panel. Where do I go he goes? Well, why don't you try the Exhibition parking lot the loading dock and I thought okay, we're an exhibitor here. We have a booth. I'll try that so I pull in The story's going somewhere even though the white guy's telling it. I'm not that. So I pull in the story's going somewhere, even though the white guy's telling it, I'm not racist, which means I'm going to tell you this story. I'm going to be a racist. Say something racist. We have middle age, larger black lady

is the security guard there. And she goes out, she comes out, she goes, can I help you? And I said, yeah, I said, I got to get into this exhibition. I saw all these loading vans for where they load all the booths out to put them in the conventional. I said, I got to get in there. I said, I gotta get in the panel. So can I park in here? She was, oh, no, she can't park in here. She goes, this is only for delivery vehicles. And I said, I said, well, I'm an exhibitor and I have a booth. So can I park there? She goes, I don't know. She goes, I don't know. I don't think so. And she go, I go, is there anything you can do? Please, please, please. And she goes, well, let me call, what is your booth number?

And I said, and she's turning away from me. And she's walking back to the little hut, the little security hut. And I said, well, I don't know my booth number, but my company is Rooster Teeth, it helps. And she stops, she goes, that does help. I love Rooster Teeth. I would never expect in a million years that this lady would be a Rooster Teeth fan.

It was like a weirdest thing. Well, she didn't get me a fucking parking space though. I have fucked, but the where I was going with the story was that I got to go. I finally got to go into the parking garage and the parking lot, the parking garage is entirely filled, entirely filled with like probably 900 cars, except for the two spaces right in front, which for electric vehicles only. Nice. So now I've realized everywhere I go, I can park in electric vehicles only. It's benefits having one in Texas, where nobody has. And every time I saw

them up until like three months ago, I was like, fucking jackass. No, you're the jackass. I had to admit to you, I got out of my car. And there was, there was a Prius in the other spot. That's it. That's not electric car. There are electric Prius. But it wasn't one of them. Oh, okay. So they have the actual charge station there too. Yeah, they have a charge station.

That's I think Austin Austin energy uses that lot. So that'll make sense. Yeah, we have two things in Austin. Austin pride itself on being a progressive state or progressive city, even though they have race to citizens like me telling stories like that. And so they when they have a new construction, we have to have electric spots., we have to have electric spots,

and we have to have, we have a service in Austin called Cartigo, which is car sharing. Like the Dan's handbangers that just rebuilt it, Mancheck, they have a letter up on their wall. Have you been there? Yeah, I've read the letter I've been there. Yeah, it talks about how shitty it was to rebuild in Austin and what a nightmare they made it.

Because initially they were gonna be a rebuild, which is they were gonna leave two walls up. And so they would basically be grandfathered in with the stuff they had, and then they nightmare they made it. Because initially they were going to be a rebuild, which is they were going to leave two walls up. And so they would basically be grandfathered in with the stuff they had. And then they found asbestos. The two walls they left out were filled. They knocked them all down, which is basically a complete rebuild. So they were now they were like open up to all the new regulations and stuff. So if they're renovating an old restaurant and they find it's filled with asbestos,

don't they hit the fucking tell people that oh, the restaurant that's been here for 30 years is filled with asbestos. No, it's fine as long as it's not stirred up and disturbed. That's easy for you to say. I mean, I would want to know. I would want to know. Well, you know, that's the kind of stuff that does cause lung cancer. Well, they didn't know and now they know and they're like, oops. And you know, I know.

I know they're in there. Where's the complaining about everyone knows they were complaining about their renovation. So they were, they were pissing lost two spots in the parking lot. Yeah. It's like the, it's like the cancer of buildings. What is that? It's always there.

That's the left. It's gotta fight. I had a house in Illinois for a little while. And that's what the first thing they told me in termites. And it has this best. I was like, great. What does it add? When I rented my room in Los Angeles, the woman was like,

oh yeah, there's a little mold around the window. Don't worry about that. We're going to take care of it and never. Right. So he has mold. Don't worry about it. There's a lot of mold. Probably.

Most houses that are built on burial grounds. Would you have mold? No big deal. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. In a shitty apartment in Los Angeles, you just have to expect. Well, if you go out there, you're gonna end up

living in a shitty place when you're, you know, first getting your feet. So it happens. Do you know anybody who lives in New York City? Yeah. Yes. Just kid. And you go, have you been to visit them?

I've slept on his couch. That you've never been ever to a nice place in New York City. Like proper Manhattan. I'm convinced they don't exist. Yeah. He was in the outskirts. He was one of the outer burrows. And it was a decent place though.

But like all the windows are like trapezoids. Like the whole thing is just like, I'm just a wait for New York to just like, hold down. The buildings just go like straight down. Like they've just dug under the island so much with subways and everything else. And it's a coastal city. It's like right, you don't think of it as a coastal city,

but it's right there. It's on the ocean. Well, that's why like when the wave comes, that's the first city they always see in the movies. Like it's hit. But after tomorrow. Yeah, the Statue of Liberty is get flooded and then it's done. That's a really cool picture of the Statue of Liberty. I saw like a whole list of cool historical pictures. And that's a picture of just the face of the Statue of Liberty and a bunch of people stood next to it. I was in France when they were working on it. It was while I'm packing it.

Oh, right. It's pretty cool. That thing's huge. Yeah. I feel like playing you guys. So it's probably one of the proudest statements I'll make in my life. But my son wanted to watch it the night we were watching a movie night. He wanted to watch 2000, want to space out of sea. Nice. Because Neil Tyson and Carl Sagan's widow told him you should watch it. So we went home and watched it.

Wow. Did he sit through the whole thing? And I recorded his summary of what was 2000 and what about and it was like him exploiting the whole movie And I'll play it with the end point next week. I'll post it online Wow the the eights yeah, it goes all of the aims all the way through the end and then the weird music video I think that happens at the end. Yeah, you know, you know, it was the most Proplexing to him and this goes to show the difference he had no idea what a

Intermission was and the intermission is still in the movie. And he's like, he was just like, what is that in still? I don't know. I guess to preserve the sanctity of a classic. Speaking of evolution, watching the video you posted about the Minecraft server, how you threw it over to creative mode and watching like pure chaos happen within four minutes or whatever, that was pretty damn funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm kind of like testing stuff on that Minecraft server

all the time and people hated the PVP and the fact that when they died, they were banned for good. You're social engineering, a group of people, aren't you? Well, they now they know that like that's a way to like, now it's like when we have creative mode, that was nightmare. That was like everything got destroyed and centeniously. Like literally that server was up five minutes I jumped in there with you once and you gave me mod status and so I just jumped in there and I ended up blowing up a bunch

Between my accident cuz I don't know what I was doing and I was dropping creepers on people by accident They would hit the school and the store on the byguess your quote was I accidentally dropped creepers 15 times The couple times I literally say get away from me I might kill you and then I was flying around as late as I'm the reverse from this guy. It's like the worst superhero like you're trying to learn to control your powers I'm doing a bunch of people on Twitter are upset that we said that New York City might not be the best city in the world. I'm really sorry We forgot from a moment that New York City is the center of the universe and is the best city in the world

I will say the public transportation in New York City after living in Austin I'm so jealous of public transportation in New York City. It is because the best city All right, we got to wrap up. We're going long. Do you ever want to go like Boston for St. Patrick's Day? Yes, no, God no, I would know what's up with that All right, the shots like oh fuck. Oh, did you know what? Oh, yeah, look at this crooked. It's crooked I don't know man. I think the camera might be drunk. We're fine. The camera cameras say Patrick's day. We've been sitting here All right, we got to wrap up. We got to go All right, you say a Patrick's day. So the cameras had a little too much fun on St. Patrick's day

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