Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #264
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This week featuring Gus, you guys see your name, dude. I don't remember the rules, Brandon, Barbara, and featuring Gus.
Oh, nice to meet you.
You're not going to bring me back.
I'm just going to talk to you now the whole podcast
It's been a while since you've been on was a lot of time a while. It's been a while. It's been probably like six months. Yeah, no
Is it time flies?
Brandon you and I have never been on a video podcast together. We have you just forgot
It's okay. Wait. We were yes, which one? I don't know but not my feelings are hurt
That's okay. Wait, we were yes, which one? I don't know but not my feelings are hurt
I guess you're just not memorable. I guess not no apparently not
Those are time where like you guys were I felt really awkward So you guys were talking about video games and I only play video games anymore except for a few
Like 20 minutes, so I just pretended like I fell asleep. Oh, right. I got back
Super pissed off, and I was like, you're not really mad I just thought it would be funny he's like no no I'm not mad and like
like six months later I don't I remember why I put you on the band list God anyway thanks for
coming Brandon we got a good time thank you thank you to so you're not you have been playing
some video games lately though that's not true you were talking to me a lot about about Sim City
yeah having offline mode and there was another game the tycoon game was a railroad tycoon no I
Railroad sit my eyes railroads is it you that I went back to sim city
And then I just got in a sim city. Oh, you have play sim city for sim city for the most amazing and the new sim city
It's like I got frustrated and I quit. It's like we want education. I build a school. We still want fucking
Anyway, I
Feel bus stops you know bus stops take him to the school. I do I have the perfect system
Not with it. Okay, it's just sorry. It's it's a runner
By starting playing the Sims again just because so I started this girl and she has this little pug and it's no
Trust me. We know you post pictures of this fucking dog constantly
I think he likes the dog that the day I like to girl is an excuse to have an intervention for you from posting pictures of this dog
I love that dog so much we're all your friends is your girlfriend jealous of the fact that you post so many pictures of the goddamn dog
Every time I introduce her to somebody that I know all they say is oh wow he loves that dog
He shows his pictures of him all the time, I'm like, fuck.
Brand what you're saying is you live the pug life.
Well, my dog's in Houston, so he's gonna film his whole, but anyway, so I love this dog,
I have like thousand pictures of him, and then I'd seen that Sims released an expansion
pack, Colton Pets, and you could actually get a dog.
Those are like the first expansion pack they released, or one of the first.
I have no idea.
For Sims 3, right?
Yeah, yeah.
So Sims 3, expansion pack,
I got like 20 on that.
So I ended up buying it and I was like, oh my God,
I want to set up exactly the same thing we had.
And I was like, well, I need to create my girlfriend too.
So I create the family.
It's like me, my girlfriend, and a little pug.
And I'm like, set everything up and playing with it.
And then I show my girlfriend, so I'm really excited.
Oh, no. And I'm like, this is how this works. it, and then I show my girlfriend, so I'm really excited.
And I'm like, this is how this works,
so this works, this works.
And then I get kind of caught up,
and then I'm just playing it,
like controlling my girlfriend and the pug in the game
while my real girlfriend and her pug
are sitting on the couch next to me,
like not doing anything.
But are they watching you do this?
Yeah, you should have said that.
And I was like, I had a whole shit moment.
So I just closed the computer.
But then she got mad too,
because she's like, you're not even gonna say,
hi, I just got home.
I was like, oh, no, we've never talked before.
She's like, you're not even gonna try to kiss me.
I was like, no, I do not like interacting Sims together.
Like, I don't like socializing in the game at all.
You mean, in the game, her Sim had just got home.
Yeah.
Okay, I thought you meant like,
she had physically just got home.
I thought that's what we meant too, yeah.
Like, you're a shitty boy for me. I mean, she was both. That's why she was meant. No, I'm a good boyfriend
But uh
Yeah, and I had to stop playing it because then it was like affecting my real life
Because you know, you tell you sell your sims like all right your board go play with the dog
Go do fetch tug-a-war and then like I was in the bedroom and I came in the living room
And my girlfriend was playing with the pug a tug-a-war and was like, did I just tell them to do that? Was this a
command that I had to stop playing? Do you have the autonomy on?
No, I like I control it all. I got hooked to the game because we did a
project that we never released with the Sims a few years ago.
Did you trade your head season two? No, I still come out. There's hope.
It was at our office.
Yeah, I remember.
Rest in...
Stay away.
Rest in peace, old office.
Yeah, so apparently you're tearing it down.
Yeah, you tweeted on me this week.
I thought that was a good segue, Barbara.
You had a close down.
I think people...
I guess I rolled off this downtown on Congress.
I guess there's a proposal to knock that building down and build a new giant hotel.
Yeah.
Which is... fine by me.
Progress, man.
That was not like a, this was not a historic building or anything.
No.
It is literally just a shitty building.
Yes.
Everything is Congress.
South East corner.
Yes.
It's 619 Congress.
Like, they want to tear that one building down,
that one little sliver.
It's just our one building.
And parking lot. Like, to hide out and everything else next to it would be fine.
That's fine. Those are actual.
The demolition is just fucked.
So the weird thing is they spend all this money on making proposals to show that this building
is not historical.
And one of the pictures is these construction workers in our conference room, all conference
room ripping off the walls because basically they figured out that the building is old but whoever remodeled it
Wendy's like completely rebuilt it in the 80s. So then the city is like all right, you can tear it down.
Yeah, there were like nine sub leases for that thing when we got it. Yeah, that was like a super early podcast
topic of conversation was how it when these had sub leased it to it now, Monty, Texas, Delphia, who had
sub-leasted to, uh, uh, what are the reference?
What they sub-leasted to?
To, uh, Peter Pitt, who had sub-leasted to us?
There were more sub-leases than that.
There was crazy, yeah.
But we were, we were actually the Jeff and I's old office was the old women's restroom,
right?
Yes.
Or the sound booth was and that's what we were up there in that room.
That's where we recorded the first podcast.
Yes, the first, the first many podcasts. Yes, the first podcasts.
Yeah. So someone noted that you can stay in one of those rooms in the hotel when it's
built and be like occupying the old rooster teeth off. Essentially. Yeah. So, uh,
yeah, I've heard this place. They had, look at the sign. I'm trying to point over
your hand. Look at it. I'm serious. I was like,
out of all people who should be aware of how to be on a podcast,
I'm sure there's someone who's to put this to podcast.
My eye lines here.
Yeah, that's how I was doing this.
The most confusing thing about the proposal and the way that they structured it,
to show that they were just going to tear down that one building,
is they showed every building on the block with the little red X under it.
So everyone thought,
well, they're going to tear down every building on the block. Like, red X under it. So everyone thought, well they're gonna turn on every building on the block.
Like this is no way that this should pass.
Peace out.
But I think it was just to show it was like one unit
of measurement and the people were all like the same size.
Yeah, no, because it looks like
you couldn't you pick the different mark?
Yeah, like do you not understand what red at like 99%
people use the red X for?
But that picture you're talking about
where the construction works are in our conference room.
Like they're tearing the dry wall down to see what the red X-Force. But that picture you're talking about where the construction works are in our conference room.
Like they're tearing the dry wall down to see what the wall was actually constructed of.
Yeah.
Cinder block.
Yeah, it was just Cinder block.
What really old Cinder block?
Yeah, it was like a 18th century Cinder block.
It's made out of like Jack's ancestors.
Exactly.
So my ancestors and Indian bones made those Cinder blocks.
Oh.
That's why I was haunted. So yeah, I hope they tear it down.
Yeah, the new thing looks really nice.
Any hotel?
Our skyline looks awesome.
Like our skyline is getting cooler and cooler and cooler every year.
And I remember from like the mid 90s when I was like, okay, there was one or two tall buildings.
But now it's like, we have a legit city now and it looks cool.
We're getting one of those convention center hotels that's actually connected to the convention center
Yeah, I don't have like that walkway and I think it'll be as tall as
I found a
website where all it is is message boards about skyscrapers. Oh, yeah
I love the boy ex skyscrapers
Yeah, I'm excited for that stuff. I like seeing part. People lost their minds when they tore down the old Alamo
Drafthouse, that little shopping plaza,
the Southamore shopping plaza.
It's been there for like 30 years.
People lost their minds.
It's going to be so much better when you don't know what they're doing.
Have you seen the mock-up of what it's going to look like?
It looks really, really neat.
I don't know much in this name.
I got an argument with somebody here about the Alamo.
What's it called?
And... Make sure it's the name.
No. They were upset because of the new Southamore Alamo. And... And... No.
They were upset because of the new Southamore Alamo,
which I'm really excited about,
because it's so pretty.
Like the design for the Southamore Alamo is really nice.
Which is what drives the bucket a lot of like,
really, really cool stuff.
Where's the Patrick?
And this person was upset because they're like,
but I mean like we're just picking everything cool.
And Ritsy, we're not making a real,
I was like, that was the shit his apartment
or shopping complex ever.
There was like a Taekwondo place,
a Chinese food place.
There was a South Austin gym.
Yeah.
There was a Thunder Club there, guys.
Oh yeah, that's Thunder Club.
Yeah, so it was like the most Thunder Club.
There's a Motties over there,
and a Motties still there.
They're Motties still there.
And something like that, it's gonna be really nice.
And I look on the sheet, and I was like,
well, so what's the ultimate alamo?
Like what's the best example?
And they were like, oh, well, you know,
the Ritz downtown. Oh, God. You just like, who the hell said the Ritz was like, well, so what's the ultimate alamo? Like what's the best example? And they're like, oh, well, you know, the rites downtown.
It's like, oh, God, you just like,
who the hell said the rites?
Well, you know, no, no, it's not, it's not as fault,
but it's like when people have only been in Austin
for a certain amount of time,
their frame of reference is year one.
That's what's annoying about Austinite,
except for Jack, because he's like authentic.
No, I'm annoying. He's real.
He's like, I know.
He's like, people have moved to Austin and then talk about how everybody who moves after
them is cool.
I'm trying to think of who this could be.
Why are you making that face?
I was thinking about who it could be.
I'm pretty sure I know.
I'm sorry, I want it.
No, I want it.
Do it.
I have reasons like.
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two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one,
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Yeah, he kept saying I feel like you're new to Austin if you arrived here after
2000 yeah, cuz that's like went off to years basically. Yeah to me started changing
But I mean I got here no four. I got cast says 2000 the year after you got here
It's just like people who are here for three years,
Austin used to be so cool on site.
Come on, dude.
Well, there was a,
don't hate the right South by Southwest,
like intro video.
That was Jeff Marsley.
Yeah, yeah.
The one where is the guy in the movie theater
is like, how do I have to be?
He didn't really tell the name.
Yeah.
Well, no, no, no,
the one where he's in the movie theater,
he's like a real business guy.
And then by the end of it,
he's like total like Christmas.
I mean, my Christa Maris in the background. Yeah, yeah. That was a Jonah Colosi then by the end of it, he's like total, like Christmas. Can you tell me about my Christa Maris in the background?
Yeah, yeah.
That was a Jonah Colosi, I think, did that, right?
I think you're right.
Yeah, he does watch those South by Shorts, so.
Yeah, he's the Mario one that went crazy
a few years ago.
Oh, yeah.
He also did Kiddy with studios starring,
but he did do Kiddy with studios.
Nice.
Good job, Harper.
So that was his code?
It is.
Okay, sweet.
I was get confused.
There's that actual studio outside the town
called Spiderwood Studios. And in my head, I was getting confused. There's that actual studio outside the town called Spiderwood Studios.
And in my head, I was like,
it's kiddie-spiderwood, spiderwood.
Spiderwood, that's the very first.
I got a haircut today.
And they did that shit again that I fucking hate products
where they put product in your, in my hair.
So do you say it before the haircut,
don't put product in your hair?
Well, no, they ask,
I'm like, do you put product in your hair?
I say, no, I fucking, I don't say, I say, no, I hate product in my hair. And then they're like, I'm gonna put product in your hair. Well no, they ask, point blank, do you put product in your hair? I say no, I fucking, I don't say fucking, I say no, I hate product in my hair.
And then they're like, I'm gonna put this in your hair, say no, please don't, and fucking, it's not here.
And when you're like in shock, when it's coming, like, can't you see how my glasses are on?
And it's like, no.
The bar was like behind me.
And the next thing I know, there's like shit in my hair, like, what?
I literally just said not to do that.
I think they ask if you put product in your hair just so they know how to cut it properly.
Because it changes the way you style. Yes, true. Because I never put anything put product in your hair just so they know how to cut it properly because I'm like it changes the way
You style that's true because like I never put anything like that in my hair
And I have real thin hair so they have to cut it in certain ways
I'm like I don't I wake up by shower and I leave that's pretty much it so
Product you can make it shorter because you can do stuff
I don't understand if you just literally just said don't do it and they just did it anyway. Yeah, I know
I know I would you go just sports clothes
Try it over there. That's true
I know I then you got after you said you should go to birds and I said well, where's there a bird's close to here?
And you said oh out there on e6. That's fucking
I
Know you close and I just assume no
Like a barber barber backs me up. I said close to here
I thought we were podcasts pros
Did he get the MVP the year hair wash too? Yeah, I get a wash because it's like I realize it's a racket
What happened what a different hairstyle
Get your hair washed then you get the fucking hair all in your coat.
Oh yeah.
And you're just fucking itchy all day.
So it's like, since I got my hair cut here, I don't want to fucking get in the shower.
Like, yes, wash my hair.
And be like, oh, well, you know, then we have to give you a massage.
Do you like, I don't want the massage.
Just fucking wash my hair.
No, it's fucking so, but they have like the massage stick thing.
It's so fucking awful.
Yeah, it's awful.
Alicia and Fall asleep during their cut.
That's true.
Yeah, that's true.
She'll look like Mackelmore.
In fact, it really had the haircut.
We feel out every time.
It grew out quickly.
What we thought was like the guy from fun, right?
Was the same haircut.
I don't know.
I think the guy's dating was on the side.
Leah, um, it's a very popular hairstyle now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Brett Pitt had it at the Academy of Wars, actually.
I think it's not post where it was like if
Celebrities nowadays all had that Macamore haircut
Some people pulled it off pretty well. Like Angelina Jolie. Not bad. She could pull it off
Man, I gotta get my hair cut my hair. This is the longest I've ever had it is beyond my nose. Nice. So long. Did you're so seen?
No, I'm
I'm not a chance to get out to the you know barber shop yet
I think I'm gonna dye my hair. Yeah color
Probably like a medium brown should you do an Auburn maybe like a red is it Auburn medium brown?
It's like a reddish brown. Okay. I hate all these names for colors. I know there's too many brown
There should be seven right that's how many colors are in a rainbow? That's it
Like if it's not one of those colors, it doesn't exist. Indigo.
Or it's like, you just draw one of those colors.
If you ever go to Home Depot and you see all the names of all of them, because I feel so
bad for the person who has the name that, like you just imagine that it's just that it
works.
That's a fun job.
It's another name for green.
How can you come up with like 100 names for green?
Like that are all happy and uplifted.
Yeah.
And then make you want to buy it.
It's called Charm.
This one's called Forest Fire.
This one's called Communicable Disease. Oh, that one buy it. It's called charm. This one's called forest fire. This one's called communicable disease.
Oh, that one's cool. That sounds nice.
That'll get in the baby's room.
Oh, yeah, but so why are you thinking about changing your hair?
I don't know. I just, I get bored very easily.
Like then I'll need a haircut or whatever,
but I've always regretted getting my haircut a certain way.
I just keep it the way it is, but I don't know
I've always wanted to do something different and I figure
Did I get a wild like blue or pink or anything? I don't think so because that just seems like too much maintenance
Did it help doing the hunger game thing and seeing what it would look like as a brunette?
No, that's a little too dark. I think for me. No, no, no, but it's helping you like okay. Yeah, I mean I've always kind of wanted to
No, yeah, are there temporary dies like you like a test?
Not really. No, not really. there temporary dies? Like, can you like, a test? Not really.
No.
Not really.
I once, when I first moved to Austin,
when I first moved back to Austin,
I dyed my hair red.
Like,
I'm gonna color those curtains.
She is.
Behind me wearing photos of that.
Yeah, no, I don't.
There's before digital cameras.
Before photos exist.
I didn't want to sit still for an hour.
They didn't do well.
And so, like, in order for my hair so dark,
it's like really, really, really black black in order for the dye to take.
They had to bleach my hair first.
So they bleached it and they put the red on
and then they wash it and whatever.
They do the whole dye process.
And then the first time I took a shower
after getting my hair dyed, my head was down
and I was like shampooing and I looked into the tub
and it was just like red.
And I was like, oh shit, and I cut myself.
Like I forgot that my hair was dyed. It was like, it was just like something on a cycle. There was just like red and I was like oh shit I got myself like I forgot that my hair was dying
It was like something on a cycle. There's like blood all over the tub and I was like holy shit am I dying? Oh no here
Red is the hardest color to maintain. Yeah, I was you think if you're actually bleeding like that in the future
Like something horrible happens to you for a split second. You'd be like well, maybe my
second you'd be like, well maybe my very top best
that's what's going on
I want to know at a
Comic Con a few years back
Guar played
it was when they did the launch
for Brutal Legend
and Guar was there
and I don't know if you've been
to a Guar show
but they cover the
audience and all kinds of
liquids and colors
and stains and stuff
and I got out of it
and I went back to my
hotel room and literally
stood in the shower
with all my clothes on
to get all the stuff off. It looked like an alien
had been murdered in my in my shower. Did you post a picture of that? Yeah, on my face. Yeah,
but it's like greens and blues and stuff and the guy from Guar actually just passed away.
One of the one of the main guys from Guar just passed away. Yeah, yesterday I think
right. He's 50. Yeah, it's crazy. What happened? I don't know, I just wrote the headline. Yeah. Well, he's 50.
Yeah.
Man, yeah.
Old age.
He's an alien.
So, but it was a thousand insane show.
It's actually been from a EA slash DB soft.
He was there.
He got me into it.
So it was like, it was like me and Ben and his dad
was there for some reason.
It was like, you know, in a mosh pit with like, Ben's dad.
Sounds like a dream.
It's cool.
Yeah, it does seem like a dream.
It was fun though. Or a nightmare.
It's like seen Tim Schaefer, you know, screaming and yelling and stuff.
Was he up on stage with them?
No, no, he was like the VIP area, but still pretty cool.
What's this game?
So we also saw the new office today.
Yeah, I was going to segue to that then that we, I got, I got, I got to speak with
Guar.
Speaking of that.
I think that was, is that most people's first time seeing the new building?
Yeah, I can tell.
Was that your first time in there?
He had sent me a picture of our office, but I didn't actually see it from the top. Most people's first time seeing the new building was yeah, I can tell. You're first time in there?
You had sent me a picture of our office, but I didn't actually see it from myself.
I've seen more about our new office on the Rostrati subreddit than I have in person.
I also know more about it from the subreddit than in person.
There's articles and stuff. I was like, oh, why did I know about this?
So we're sharing an office.
Yeah, we're going to be roommates.
I got you an office where I was over there.
I was wondering what was over there that I wanted to show you.
I was going to be that big of a deal
of some nature, but just nice share of you
Similar interests you could take it out. Is it a cat one is bad jokes and two is the Simpsons
It's a house the cause and solution to all of life
One of my favorite Simpsons quotes of all time. Yep.
Thanks.
Yeah, no problem.
Buddy.
Yeah.
I say it's a gift for you, but it's going to be in our office.
It's kind of a gift for both of us.
It's like, I love, I love like a little weird shit like this.
You got to put in your office.
It's like, I don't know if you ever seen the thing on my wall behind my current desk.
Yep.
It's like that old, like shitty drawing that says, no machine can replace my job until they learn
how to drink.
Yeah.
That's what made me want to get this for you.
It's a metal sign.
Yeah, I've seen the Simpsons portrait.
We have the Annex office.
No.
It's like a Springfield Elementary and Mr. Plow.
I don't know if it's Mr. Plow or Plow King.
Mr. Plow.
It's Mr. Plow.
It's a name again and Mr. Plow.
Yeah.
And Dr. Tomi, exhibitors at our Kickstarter.
Hey. And I see X. What? I thinkitors at our kicks last year. Hey, and I
see X I think they're I think they're coming back this year. I'm like 90% sure
that they're on the list speaking of RTX. How's that going good? I want to talk a
little more about the new office. Okay, we'll go off to the RTX segue reminder.
Uh, yeah, so we're the hanger. Yes, it's it's it was an old hanger where I think
they did like helicopter repair.
That's cool.
And we're doing a lot of construction in it in order to make it fit our needs.
So it used to hold aircrafts and now it's going to hold a lot of dick jokes.
Yes, a lot of dick jokes.
Well, I'm looking for an apartment and whatever service they send you links with, it's
kind of like Google Maps, except the images are really old. So I don't what's there now i see like all the old runways right where offices is pretty cool
i don't know she uses it's like they take pictures from the apartment complexes and you if they
say that like look where he you can live when you hold up the picture and then you like put it down
and just like a shitty rundown place we did immersion there was still a lot of stuff like a lot of
the old and the old chapter there yeah i thought Yeah, I have how we're still there. I drove by the lot where we shot
that first immersion on my way to the studio this morning and you can't even get out there.
It's just like dirt being turned. There's a whole bunch of heavy machines out there. They're
building something. I snuck out there and I took pictures. Yes, I was worried. There's the building.
Did not care. Stage five. That's us. Are we going to put it the yellow me. That's the building. Did not care.
Stage 5.
That's us.
Are we going to put a logo or anything above the doors?
We should do that.
I don't know.
Is that sky photoshopped?
No, that was a sky.
That is a nice sky.
You were standing under that sky earlier, dude.
Well, no, but it's tough because a lot of times pictures, the sky comes out blown out.
Like, it's hard.
That's why a lot of pictures you see there fake.
Like, the sky is actually not. It's nice. That's why like a lot of pictures you see their fake, like this guy's aren't actually. It's nice. It's gonna be nice though. The more, I mean,
the space we have in there is gonna be great. Let's keep talking about the guy.
It's huge. What are we now? Like that building next door is 7,000 square feet?
The building, our studio right now, the building is 5,000 square feet, not counting the upstairs.
So the upstairs might be another... 2000.
What?
That's probably like 800?
Yeah, it might be another 800.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
So like just under 6,000 there.
And I think the annex here where we are right now
is about 2000.
So I'll told that's about...
About 8,000.
Yeah, just under 8,000.
So we're gonna double that.
Yeah, that new one I think is like 17,600.
And then we have the bungalow as well
It's a feel that we walked into it and it's I feel like smaller once we have a basically everything's pretty open
Except for the green screen. I feel like everything was I felt like the space
Felt smaller before we started building the rooms and everything
I just wouldn't big room. I was like oh shit
This is really small, but now that we have all the rooms and you can see all the different things you can do
I'm like, okay, now this is workable. Yeah, there's a lot of room in there
And there's also a lot like a lot of kind of unused space right now though. If we need to compress it
We can make more space so at least I think it's that way. I don't know if that's the case
I'm curious to see what they're gonna do about wiring and like electronics and stuff. That's gonna be neat
Yeah, I'm just I'm I'm gonna hang the wire like hang the cables of stuff
You know, you're gonna decorate your office do you think? Oh, we're gonna do some stuff. Yeah, nothing too major
We're talking about bringing the tower pips in there like not in not in the room
But like just outside the room or something because we actually have the ceiling space for it
We'll see sure I'm so they'd be kitchen. Yeah, well, they basically be in front of the achieve monitor door
The kitchen is so weird because for some reason it's at an angle. It's cool
Yeah, it's like an absolute panic area and it looks like I think they're going to decorate like beach themed.
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There's no cats in the new office.
No cats. Please.
No cats. No joke.
And we're gonna have like little key cars to get in.
I'm excited about that.
Like going up to a gate and hitting the thing
and the gate slides open.
That's exciting.
Yeah, it's very interesting.
Almost as if you could use a gate clicker to get in a gate.
I know. If our gate actually works.
Yeah, watch that.
That's it. That's it. What else is it charged with me?
Yeah. One time I was trying to fix our gate. I couldn, if our gate actually works. Yeah, watch that again. That's it.
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I have shit to do.
That's fantastic.
If I could write a like a novel about you and that gate,
just like that.
Yeah, that's the story I will take away from this office
is Brandon versus the front gate.
Are you still in charge of maintaining that gate?
No, but then that's why it's not maintained.
Like Brandon, we don't want you doing this.
Don't worry about it.
So now it doesn't work.
I'm not going to fucking. Please throw it under the bus right now. No, because it's like, Brandon, we don't want you doing this, don't worry about it. So now it doesn't work. I'm not going to fucking.
We need to go into the bus right now.
No, because it's like, it's a lot of trouble shooting. It's kind of like that laptop that
we used to have.
Oh, my God.
There's like a specific order in which you have to like press things. Like we walk through
it one time.
Yeah. So we, you know, now we have this Apple TV thing that we can just like send video
to from our iPhones and iPads. So for the podcast, if we want to, you know, insert video, it's really easy.
Before we had a HDMI cable hooked up to a laptop behind the set over there, and in order
to get it to work, it was like a 10 step system of like how everything had to be plugged
in in this very specific order, otherwise it would not work.
It was like, I figured it out and I knew how to do it.
But if I wasn't here, other people had to be able to do it.
So if you look on, I think on that coffee table over there, it still has like a little list of different.
It's behind there. It's like the 10 steps you have to do in order to get the laptop feed to show up in the in the stream.
Oh fucking gate.
Fucking.
I built it as a solar gate because we wanted to save energy and then became a wire gate.
Well, and then it would like close it.
Yeah, but then it didn't work when it rained because why would it want to work when it rains?
And so it stopped working.
Well, because it's like seeing something there.
A lot of gates do do that, but it is generally kind of shitty.
I did like the finishing for like 90% of the building,
like not actually like designing where the walls were,
but like paint and then all the small stuff.
That's the only thing that was a mistake.
And boy, was it a mistake.
So the power sounded good like
it sounded like a good idea. In theory. It was shut the other day. I will admit I came up here
I think this past weekend or something and it was actually shut and I was like wow the
gate shut I'd hit the button and make it open. It's like wow that's that's awesome.
It's working. Just a time. Yeah it's been a little off I think I don't think it's been fixed
for daylight savings time yet. So you show up in the morning like before like 9.30 it's been a little off. I think I don't think it's been fixed for daylight savings time yet. So it'll be show up in the morning,
like before like 9.30, it's still closed.
You're like, fuck.
And like some like driving down the street,
like, oh shit, it's closed.
Like reach over my glaufer apartment and hit the clicker.
I am really excited by all the parking that
is available to us.
Oh, no, don't say that.
Because we said the same thing when we moved here.
Oh, that's great.
I'm excited about the current amount of parking spots
that we have for the current amount of employees. Yeah, there are a shit ton of spots there
That like there's some in front of our building and there's even more elsewhere in that lot
So we should be okay when we when we hire about two thousand. Yeah, just wait until it's like the fucking middle of July
And you show up a little late and you don't get a close-spon. You like after walk all the way across the parking lot
It's a look like the fucking Sahara desert out there
Well, of course you live like five minutes away.
So you've got an awesome trip, man.
Like, you won the lottery.
I won the lottery for this building,
because it's just down the street by house.
Fuck winning the lottery.
I spent 11 years driving all over the fucking place.
I drive to Bura every fucking day.
Wait, man, you mean this wasn't the first
Rooster Tease office?
Yeah.
That's gonna be action, my people.
When we had to drive to Bura every fucking fucking day even when it was like I stover
No, I fucking earned this
I deserve it. I did my time man. I'm starting looking for a new place eventually. Yeah, I live around
What is that apartment complex? I found the one that you presented this morning at the meeting and you're like, hey
There's this new apartment complex. It's not in the best area
It's in a real shady area, but it's really cheap. How much is it one bedroom a thousand dollars?
For Austin now it is
That's crazy, but no that the it's so cool because it's very small and
There's like 20 rooms and truly weren't have it
It so the whole company could move in there. Oh really take it over really cute
I'm talking to some of the neighbors there and people who live there and they're like yeah, it's mostly okay
But that has across the street people live there or they like the only people who live in that complex
They're like yeah, it's mostly okay except that house across the street. I was like oh, it's wrong
They're like oh, you know just get kind of crazy like we'll come home. We'll find used condoms on the street
get kind of crazy like we'll come home we'll find use condoms on the street nice like whoa
it's a fraternity
no there's like little kid told me why don't you go to the complex but look we
will rent every single room in this complex for 200 bucks off a
lot of that out there that's why I was telling everybody at the meeting I
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What's the guy from Australia?
Oscar and his last name starts with a pee.
He's the blade runner from South Africa.
South Africa, thank you.
Oscar, for Storias?
Yes.
So, you don't know, I think he's at the last Olympics.
He is missing his legs below the knee.
And he has these blades that he runs on and he's pretty fast
I don't know if you want to meddle, but I mean he did not very but I mean great story. I love them accused of murder
She's a legend
Victed no no no, no not yet. He really accused and arrested for shooting his girlfriend on Valentine's Day last year
Yeah, and with love most amazing defense. I've heard. I don't think I've ever heard this.
You should watch Tunnel on Order.
So, I heard you heard it.
This is revolutionary.
Do you know that they've gotten nothing on this?
They've been waiting.
Do you shop that?
Yeah.
That is like, there are 20 seasons of long order.
I get to humanity.
And they haven't done it in the show, then it's original.
So, there's neighbors who are just penis with a gun.
A.
Nice. Thanks, Mario. show then it's original so this neighbor's penis then with a gun. A nice.
Uh, thanks Mario.
The prosecutors brought in the some witnesses like neighbors who said they heard a loud
or heard a woman scream very loud and the defense was like, no, that was Oscar.
He was screaming in a very high pitched manner.
It's like that's genius.
It's like the Simpson that it's
When it's in some things that Ned murdered
Yeah, I heard the girly scream. Well, I can't explain that they found the platinum tree house of horse No, it was when Bart breaks his leg. It was the rear window up
Right isn't there a bad lawyer on the Simpson's was it Choi McClaur the same actor? No, it was Lionel Hutz. Lionel Hutz, man.
Who works on contingents?
No, money down.
Troy McClure is a TV host.
Yeah, but the same actor,
I'm currently in two voices.
Yeah, give me Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz.
Oh, okay, so same act, same, same.
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Sure.
Wait, I want you to mention this beer was given to us by a fan.
He brought it up because he said we drank crap
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What is called a beer? A strawberry beer. And we drank crap on the podcast. So he brought up a beta.
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The service is fine with how great it is. There's an ad for a phone company on there.
It's cricket and the guy for the cricket ads drives me fucking crazy.
A couple weeks ago, how the cricket ads actually make me want to hurt someone.
I hate that guy.
He's so bad and he's all he's goddamn it.
It's so, anyway, cricket.
Everything about it.
I hope he's not watching this.
I hope he is.
Stop it.
They may have just gotten purchased by someone.
I can't remember who damn it
I heard the story the other day. No, Crane. Did you buy them?
Your Comcast is talking to Apple TV. They're talking to Apple. Sorry
Like basically you subscribe to Comcast and your Apple TV really really. That's cool. Yeah, but have it like I guess
to Comcast and your Apple team. Really?
Really, that's cool.
Yeah, but have it like I guess.
So the bypass Comcast.
Well, you're taking Comcast out of the equation.
No, you are not.
You're still using Comcast.
You still have to pay Comcast.
So essentially, this would be a replacement
for their set top boxes.
Sure.
So you're not using their tech and you're still fucking paying?
Well, you're still paying.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm saying I agree.
You still have their service, but you don't have to deal
with them. Like the hardware is through Apple and
Service, and I think they're taking themselves out of the equation of like we know you don't like us.
I mean time-order I had a Tivo box when I had cable through time-order and when I dropped that it was like I still have Tivo
But it's still time-order's feed going through my box. I still hate time-order. Yeah, it's a
The downside is Comcast has spent a lot of money, maybe, trying
to develop their X1 platform for like their DVR and all of that management, the shit.
And I guess people haven't picked it up, so it's like this point of like, fuck it, just
ride it off, you know, let someone, let another company who does interfacing better,
be in charge of all that. Well, they talked about doing like Microsoft's
talking about doing that with the Xbox. They did it for a while with the 360 in the
UK. Yeah. I want to say with Sky that with the Xbox. I did it for a while with the 360 in the UK. Yeah.
I want to say with Sky, they had it.
And I think for a little while, you could have done it also with AT&T Uverse, but I want
to say they discontinued that December of last year.
December 2013, I think they finally got rid of that.
You know, I talk about my fiber constantly.
When ever since I got my Nielsey internet connectionfiber internet connection I have yes my dietary fiber of course
uh lots of back with their
group of manly um
I have a tntdvr which is actually surprisingly decent really it's
it's yeah it's like no it's a great service yeah this is I guess like a newer one
that they have yeah it's like they didn't design it in the 80s
yes it's weird it actually works for the most part.
And I'm actually happy with it.
That old time when I had my before man.
How many cable boxes do you have in your house?
Just one, just one.
Yeah.
All right.
And you like it though.
Yeah, it's okay.
Because I have a Tivo that I paid a lifetime subscription to
that is currently just in my closet, clicking dust.
How can they do that though?
The lifetime.
I guess it's their fine price.
Like if they go out of business or there's a revolution about a business
Obviously, they're down, but I mean I think if there's a revolution you probably have bigger concerns on your mind
No, I'm gonna get my community
No, and like I think brain talk about it like you digital content you purchased it, but you know what if you just die
Too early I'm over. And then your lifetime is lifetime of the serve or of the,
the honor of the agreement because my life's over.
Ben.
Two share.
There's some piece.
But the pieces are at the end of the episode.
The episode is an amazing platform. I love mine. Like I, I bought one.
All right. I want for Christmas, actually. And I bought another like the next week.
I like it so much. Yeah. I bought that like, actually and I bought another the next week that I liked it
so much.
I bought that like, I bought 10 of them for gifts over the course.
It's like my-
You got one for my birthday I think last year right?
Yeah that was the only one I got because you're so special.
That's great.
It's a great thing.
It's a great thing.
It's a great thing.
It's great.
They keep adding services.
Now they have HBO GO.
You obviously have Hulu Plus which is a great service.
You can watch.
You see it already? Yeah, there we go. I'll sit, because I've got my iPad, so at night,
I'll be watching YouTube videos and I'll send it to my bedroom TV. Yeah, all right,
we'll watch it on there. It's awesome. Yeah, it's so simple. And the newer laptops,
like the newer OS, you can actually stream your desktop, which is all sort of the thing we're
doing. Yeah, and it's like, that's okay.
So I was looking for stuff to watch and I was on Hulu
and I saw Andy Sandbrook show,
which didn't look like that.
But I started watching it like after the pilot.
It's really fun.
I heard it's surprising.
Yeah, I think it was really good.
Every single time I've been on the pilot.
That's why I bring it up with you.
Jack has been, I was gonna say anything this week.
Hey, I was gonna agree with you.
Oh, did you watch it too?
No, I mean. Oh, did you watch it to you?
No, I mean, you see.
Oh, yeah, it's good.
And it's like only a 20 minute commitment.
Like, that's my problem right now with what's
McConaughey show.
True detective.
It's like, I hear how good it is, but it's like, it's so
long and it's so like, I feel like you have to pay attention.
I was like, I, I, I, I, I took a day off the other day.
I didn't watch it.
I took a day off the other day with the full intent of just spending that a day off the other day, with the full intent of just spending that day
watching Drew Detective.
It was like, I need to not be,
I need to be away from everything.
I need to not do anything.
And I'm just gonna sit down and focus on this.
I watched the first half.
I got a four more episodes, Joe.
That's the first half of an episode.
No, no, no.
It's, like you said, you can't be like on your phone,
you can't be doing anything else.
Like you have to be like focused 100% on it. I guess
Josh the girls finale last night. I haven't seen any of this season of girls. Oh, it's all done
So you just do marathon and it's like a five for five minute episode. So it's
It's really short. It's like 20 it's 20 minutes, which is you know strange for an HBO show
That is weird, But it's weird.
Is that a douchebag diet?
Which one?
Which one?
I hate that guy.
He's in Star Wars.
I don't know.
He's gonna be the villain.
The drummer is that he'd be the villain.
Is he gonna be a new star war?
A new villain in Star Wars?
Yeah.
How much have you seen?
I saw one episode.
No, you really hate Adam, but then like,
I saw one episode where he was I guess helping a friend with a play
And this guy like came I was like, hey, you know, I really need help with this play
This guy came out like workshop this scene with them and they made like and then he did this whole thing
And then he just shit on this guy's play and shit on this whole guy is like his life
And then that but then there was like a B plot with Chris O'Dowd
I love from the IT crowd and like two girls and he tried to have a three way with them
And then they ended up just making out with each other and he kept trying
to worm his way in and I thought that was funny but he's like I guess just a
side character he's not even back. He's not a main character in the show right
so it's like well that was the best part and it's like and so it's either this
girl who loves this guy who's a complete asshole. That's the thing about the first
size or you have to watch people that are despicable and make you hate. No you
know. I find it. They were all assholes.
Every main character in Cypher was fucking sure.
Well, these they're not as dicks to each other the whole time.
They absolutely weren't high-street.
The absolute most.
He actually was the biggest asshole of the month. No, no just jerks. An asshole that didn't get along with.
Newman.
It's like he used an asshole on a different frequency.
They just never mentioned.
Like the cream were happy overlap between them.
You see, you see, wait a night, there was a rumor that he was dead.
He died in car accident.
He had to come out on Twitter and be like, nope, not dead.
Still alive.
I got really scared when I saw that.
I think it was on TMZ, right?
Where they, I don't know.
Do you think they'll, they didn't spread though.
You saw that all over Twitter.
It was on like CNN. They're like, like you know if people saying you're dead would you
for a second think maybe I am no because I'm not okay I'm dead something happened to me
no because the fact that you're seeing that and reading that means you're just okay or you'll
like yeah it could be like go breathing I'm not go breathing You still are like every movie has different dead rules. Yeah, that's a sense. Yeah
That might be good. So how many episodes of Brooklyn 999 to do watch? Oh, I went through the whole season
Oh, wow because there's such it's like such an easy commitment. Yeah, I think there's like two more two more episodes
Watch like 20 30 minute shows
Yeah, well the course of a couple weeks, okay, but I could like watch like four in a night
Just because it's like
20 minutes you don't like a movie so tough because you're like I really have to commit this I need I need to give it so much attention order really appreciate it
But one of those shows is just
And it's a lot like archer too, and I love archer
But like structurally and character wise. It's eerily similar. Yeah, I mean there are a couple like major arcs across the whole season
But you don't need to pick up on those if you have if you just drop into any episode you'll kind of get the gist of it
But like okay, so that's gotta say that I'm a real fast someone
On Twitter is very angry saying that I'm insulting sign-failed
That's a great TV show ever. I'm a green but the characters were despicable. That's what I'm saying
It was a great TV show, but they were not like role models. They were very self-centered, eagominical people.
And you said characters.
You'd say this evening about Larry David,
and Larry David's show, he was an asshole, right?
And same thing with girls.
But he would have to be sign felt like, you know,
help a friend out with a show,
and then it's be like, oh, this is a piece of shit,
you're a piece of shit, and then Lee.
He would say that behind their back, like a-
Do you have it tonally, the shows are so different.
He wore the pirate shirt on Jay Leno,aylen oh come on or you're the
personal one of them absolutely right that was really
dickish the weird thing is yeah you the
characters you hate in love in that show
constantly change it's so weird i'm a feeling
that he loves i love the big news season now i
like and grow hate him yeah it's she's it's
really really really weird especially the
way she writes her own character, the writer, the show.
I think you hate the main character a lot of times more than anyone else.
Lena Dunham was not starting out live not too long ago.
There was a short they did where it was them carpooling somewhere, and I only give away too much,
but you should check it out. I think it's someone who will do it.
It's really early. It's like the first or second skid of a show.
It's really early. One of those pre-recorded. They don't do digital shorts anymore,
but it's basically a journal short.
Is girls not like a teen kind of show?
No, no.
I don't know anything about it.
Really?
Correct me if I'm wrong.
I can't think about it.
But to me, sex in the city is kind of like being
in your 30s in a city.
Having sex is like being in your 20s.
Because like a lot of the stuff that happens I can
it's like sexy for millennials yeah okay so it appeals to older generation
kind of rather than teen girls right to be like I picture like people in
their early to mid 20s yeah like I watch it and there's a lot of stuff that
happens like I'll something similar to happen to me see I my guilty pleasure is
gossip girl why is it funny the show is called girls like oh something similar is happening to me. See, my guilty pleasure is gossip girl.
Why is it funny?
The show is called Girls.
Oh, that happens to me.
I'm looking for a show.
Hey, you were talking about the male characters.
There's male characters in the show.
I know.
It's one of which quit during before the third season.
It's one of the first four years.
Shoshana.
Kind of messed up the whole season.
Are they Jewish girls?
Shoshana is not all of a brand of him. He's one of this. I was in New York by any chance. Yes, okay
And I bet Brooklynites
I don't know Brooklynites. Brooklynians. I bet they hate that show
Probably it's kind of like if they set a show in East Austin
I don't know there's a good question. What was in East Austin? Oh, yeah, well, it made it sir East Austin
What's the Boston stories? Yeah, there's no way they filmed Austin stories and East Austin back then.
She's a stubborn. Yeah, totally different show.
Who would have been? Yeah, but by and heroine.
East Austin was not a Mr. Paradise in his mouth. South Congress, man. South Congress back in like the mid 90s
was not a place you wanted to hang out
South Congress it was amazing to me because
It was all prostitutes and drug dealers and then like they did a construction project to fix the road
And they're like as the road was fixed like they literally it cleaned everything up and it was like all these like
Boutique shops popped up like what the fuck just happened? Yeah, I was gonna use condoms all over the road
Everywhere like you come back to be on your car door handle.
You'd be like, what?
So I remember when I was a kid, my dad,
we would go downtown and stuff, and you'd lock the doors
and certain areas of town.
It's like, now it's like Austin's
one of the nicest cities out there.
Except that new apartment complex.
It's for the rest of the process.
Right.
It's not horrible.
For one of them to say, no, but the thing is in a year, it's going to be like,
I buy it if I could. It's going to be nice because all of those like suspect areas,
they're all those homes are going to be bought by like cal people from California. We're going
to flip it. And like that because like Mueller, basically, where we're moving to is this master
plan community and all of that development is going to push like, I guess, north.
I had a cousin had a house off of 51st now.
I'm in a gentrification that's happening all over the country.
Yeah.
You know, what are you gonna do, Jack?
Are you gonna move?
Well, yeah, I'd like to move eventually, but so I financed my house at 100% when I bought
it, because I bought it, I bought my house when anyone can get a loan for, you know,
whatever you wanted, so I didn't put anyone down, so I'm still building equity in it.
I'm only six or seven years in my mortgage now. So I'm just now starting to accrue some decent equity.
But because of that, if I sold it, I wouldn't have nearly enough money to put down on another house.
So it's kind of like my soul that I just put myself in. I didn't know I said. I didn't know you could
buy a house back then with no, no, I did 100 percent loan on my house wow and uh yeah
I got it it was funny when I got it because I was approved for you know like I
basically I knew what I wanted to spend because I'm like here's what I want to spend
per month I don't want to go over that they're like well you're you're approved for like
180,000 I'm like no I'm cool like I don't want to spend that much this is what I want to
spend because I want to spend more than some month like but but it's really just like you know
an extra fifty bucks a month over you know over the thirty years yeah I'm like spend more than some month. But it's really just like, you know, about Austin's growing but really the communities that are going crazy
Or the the surrounding areas which is natural for any city as it gets bigger and there's somebody that we work with
Who just bought a house who is it name them? Well, no, this is weird though because it's like financial or whatever
What's the name say just bought a house? Oh, yeah? No
East of town like I never kind of like on 290 east where the toll road is which is not far away and he paid like
Six grand and it's a new house
Oh
$1,300 yeah, but like usually yeah, you get a wrench and apartment for it's a new thing
Zero down, so you literally have paid nothing
Yeah, I just told them hey, I want a house. There's like no, I'm good for it trust me
$1,000 close
Patrick by the way. Yeah, he owned up to it. Yes, that's awesome
That's what I did except I did it seven years ago
It's up that he probably got a much better deal than I was but look at him
He's like he's reconsidering that the gears are turning
now he wants to do it no I was so interested in to him he told me that he
uh... technically lives in manner texas and i don't know the manner and i was
like
uh... that i'm not a pretentious
well that i was in the houses i mean what i was kicker on the idea of of
moving like i was in the house is a round rock which is like
as far south as i am this the north side of town so
it's kind of like of town. So it's
kind of like, but once it, well, like the problem with our new place is, it's like in the heart
of downtown. So there is no missing traffic. Unless you live right next to it, you're going
to hit traffic. Yeah, from any way you go, go towards it. So actually, they can just fix
downtown or I 35, the main interstate in downtown, the city be fine. Yeah, I'm just fix
I 35. I know that's just that section. No, I thought I thought I 35 is fuck they need the we need
I mean even the transit even like the metro rail they're doing now. It's not gonna help like we need we need so we need a serious
Overhaul of public transportation and I'm not gonna get it. You know you're gonna have people from Riverside in the South area
They hopefully will take a train up which which is parallel to I-35 to like
popular areas.
I don't get any way.
Yeah, we're getting very, very specific.
My favorite tweet.
Why am I watching this podcast?
Talk about something people want to listen to.
That was Brandon's mother.
It's we did that.
Thank you very much.
And I think the person who I called out about their sign fell tweet is very upset.
Shocky said they're gonna delete their Twitter now.
It's just how excited are you now for Guardians of the Galaxy?
Oh, not at all.
The news come out.
This is that one trailer.
Yeah, well, it's still.
I'm very excited about days of future past.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, that looks awesome.
See, I saw that trailer.
I was disappointed by it.
Do you want to do the two records?
No, because they threw so many goddamn people at it.
It's like okay now
let's just cram as many characters in this thing as possible and that's never a good
son.
Rogue is in the trailer but she got cut from the movie. She's also in promotional materials.
How awkward is that?
And all is also storm.
Storm apparently is in very very small amounts of scenes and it looks like in the trailer
they show they had pretty much show what's gonna happen to storm like every one of her
scenes is in the trailer. So you can go frame my what's gonna happen to storm like every one of our scenes is in the trailer.
So you can go frame my frame and look at it.
But I don't know it's the one thing that came out of this kind of interesting is there's
quick silver and scarlet witcher in this and they're also in the vingers too.
And this magneto kids by the way anyway.
So quick silver and days of future pass looks terrible.
He looks horrible like his character design is just bad. It looks pretty cool in Avengers. But if you ever see Kickass 2, one of his
bloodiest is actually like his like kickass his friend is playing Quicksilver in the days
of future pass and Kickass himself is playing Quicksilver in the other movie.
I feel like you could say this is where he's trailer.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. It came out today. Yeah, this is like okay, Magneto looks pretty cool, but I don't know.
Aren't you at least excited to have Brian Singer directing a X-Men movie again?
He stepped away from him, man. I mean, three was so bad that he kind of ruined the whole franchise.
What did you think about first class? I like first class a lot. I'm an FI von, a
directing cast, but I'm saying now you're taking Brian Singer,
who directed, you know, what were the best X-Men movie and taking like the best story arc
that has been now springboarded. I mean, that's how bad three was though. Three was a
fucking piece. That's the closest I've ever come to walking out of a movie. Yeah.
They had so much great stuff built from the second movie.
Well, before we talked to Wolverine, it's like, how do you fuck that up? You had, they had so much great stuff built from the second movie Well, like especially broad console over it's like how do you fuck that up? You had you had so
Cyclops
Making Superman there's an interview with the very current movie before that movie came out
And I remember I was I was dreading when I read this interview
He said yeah, you know, I want to put my own spin on next man
Like I would have a mutant with like sex power
What fox is like that's our guy right there.
Matthew Bond was supposed to direct that movie.
And he said he didn't want to commit to it
because he didn't want to leave his family for that long.
I bet you he read the script and he was like,
fuck this.
Yeah, probably.
I'm getting out.
But I mean, there was a lot of stuff like Vinny Jones's juggernaut.
That could have been great.
But it's like, you know the kiddie pride there
I'm the juggernaut
They're so many incorporated that into the movie
I know it's so lame
I think I saw that movie in San Jose with Jeff like we were out there for a friend of mine
I think we were like trying to make her say I hope they do a GI Joe movie and incorporate those jokes from the GI joke
But they have the GI Joe movies but I mean like
movie and incorporate those jokes from the GI Joe but they have done GI Joe movies but I mean like
Don't come out don't give him a stick. Oh
They did those are old videos. There's a bit too. GI Joe movie that were redubbed
One of those happened fairly recently
He was in the first one really is big coming out. Yeah, I don't pay attention. Yeah, obviously not bar bra
Bruce Willis is in this like Bruce Willis played G.I. Joe didn't he?
What do you think about the rock as Hercules?
Not shocking is everything he was scorpion
Basically Hercules already
I'm excited for Noah that looks neat. Yeah, it's weird. It's a big It's I don't know I really got a movie and it just seems like a stupid story. Is it going to be better than Alan Almighty? I feel like
Alan? No, no, Evan. Yeah
Do you need another beer bar? Are you okay? No, this is my first one. Sure. I feel like they intentionally made that trailer where you don't know
It's Noah's Ark in the beginning because they didn't want people to immediately see really just movie and like you know
Check out of it. Yeah, Like I was watching the show and
oh this is really good and then I saw it was like no historian I was like I see
what you did but no it looks good. Did you guys see the muppets this weekend?
Nope. No, I don't know. I don't know why you didn't see it. It's such a good movie.
Apparently it did poorly because the other Mr. Peabody movie is out right now and
that's doing a lot better than they expected it to do.
Mr. Peabody is animated.
It's a lot of things.
I think it's a thing.
Does anybody know who Mr. Peabody is anymore?
I feel like Mr. Peabody was watching.
Does anybody remember?
It was before my time.
It is Rocky Bullenkel, right?
Yeah.
Does anybody remember what Rintin was?
Yeah, you didn't know that?
Yeah, he was a time-traveling dog with a human and they would go around and do shit.
No, I never, I never know.
I mean, those like Rintantin when that came out.
No one remembers the cartoons, Rintantin.
I felt like cartoon.
Rintantin was more iconic though.
Like, Rintantin would be akin to them making a rock-yamble winkle movie.
Okay.
Like, you know, uh, Pete Mr. Peabody, Sherman and Mr. Peabody, is that it?
Yeah.
It's like, they were like the side show, you know, they weren't even like the main show.
They weren't even in the title.
It's a side show, right?
It was like a rotating cast or rotating selection of cartoons.
It was deadly do right as well.
Right.
Deadly to right was another one.
Well, actually, this looks familiar.
I guess I just didn't know the name of it, but.
Yeah.
I've seen this before.
There's at least one pretty good animated movie a year, mostly the time more than one, and you finally get a movie that's practical and
Nobody wants to see it. And it's like people complain like, oh, it's just all animated all animated. No,
Traditional stuff. And it's like, I don't have something good there. I know that there's a big
Market for Muppet movies. I think I think there are people who like them up. It's don't get me wrong, you's wrong. I feel like the Muppets are so far removed for the most part from popular culture.
They're not they can't carry a movie on their own.
Because there's no Nickelodeon Muppet, baby show.
You're not watching. You're not being experienced. The only time you see a Muppet at these
days is when there's a movie or occasionally in a commercial.
Yeah. It's Shrek wasn't a thing there's things that are popular now at one point
They were the thing all it takes is a parent to take their kid and now kids like hey, I like muppet
Well, I think that was the idea behind the the last muppet movie. They were their reboot muppet
And they did well yeah, they did well and also literally they were talking about how everyone's forgot about the muppets
It was like rebooting the muppet by telling a movie about rebooting muppets the show was like
Early and I feel like they're just trying to keep something alive that you really hit them up and
maybe cartoon and the lady's early night. Yeah but even then it's like things
are moving so quickly that I don't know like you don't see smurf stuff anymore.
Yeah you do they had a movie not that long ago. How long ago.
It's getting a lot of cars in it. They're making a sequel aren't they?
I think they already have. Yeah but that's kind of dying isn't it?
I know you just proved my point wrong but you know making a sequel, aren't they? That thing they already have. Yeah. Yeah, but that's kind of dying, isn't it?
I know you just proved my point wrong, but you know, it's like the thing they were,
they're just trying to like keep something alive that was nostalgic.
It's just like for some people.
I think so.
I think there are people, you know, in charge of making those movies who are nostalgic about
that subject matter.
Yeah.
And don't get me wrong.
It's a great subject matter.
I enjoyed them, but I think maybe they're overestimating the market for it. Yeah, and don't get me wrong. It's a great subject matter. I enjoyed them, but I think maybe
They're overestimating the market for it. Yeah, it's like making a power-rangers movie now. No, that'd be awesome
Don't they still have a different version of it now?
One of
Get into the details of how the power engines are made, but yes, they still have a show
One of the worst things about whenever we hang out with Mega 64 is that
Rocco and Brandon will start talking about the Power Rangers non-stop. You know Rocco
went to something called the Power Morphicon? Which I think is like a convention for Power Rangers fans.
Was it like him and a bunch of eight-year-olds? I don't know. I want to see video of that. It's
Rocco hanging out at Power Morphicon. It's crazy. There's some fans of the show who are trying to make
their own movie, and I think they had a Kickstarter.
But the Kickstarter was for like a ridiculously small amount of money.
And all the things they were giving away were so expensive.
I don't know how well it's going, but they tried to,
is like basically if Christopher Nolan made power rangers.
So is it good, Chad?
What? What? If Christopher Nolan made power r. So is it? Try what?
Christopher Nolan made power like a dark and gritty power
Rangers.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Jesus.
But yeah, people should go see them up.
It's because you don't see practical stuff.
And you know, it was kind of a muppet.
No, you know, it was a muppet.
Frank, I was.
I know I voiced by Frank Oz.
I don't know.
I don't think they made it.
I think ILM Lucas made it but yeah it was
puppet actually puppeteered no this Frank I was always miss miss Piggy and then everybody got upset
when he's no longer real he's digital but you don't go see the someone gave me a good example
Scooby-Doo they remade that no imagine having a movie nowadays for some reason. They made one.
Well, they're not really literally in very, like 10 years though.
10 years.
I mean, what it was going to be, what was going to be
do big before that?
What?
How long was the gap between those late-70s early days?
It doesn't matter though if it showed incindication.
Like, I watched them up at show growing up because it was incindication.
But that's different.
Like, nowadays, syndication is totally different. Like, with the advent and the explosion of cable and the selection of things
You can watch like if something syndicated is not as big of a deal
Yeah, you were younger and when I was younger
It's like there weren't as many channels so weren't as many options. Yeah, I don't want you the fucking Adam's family
Okay, I go in the fucking dark ages. Dan in it. Yeah, I'd like the Adam's
I have a fucking guy actually for the TV show. I really I like Gomez of Gomez Adams kind of
I see it. I wanted to have a girlfriend like a kisser up the arm like Gomez
Yeah, like it's like when I was a kid to watch all this shit the endy griff show
It's like it seems so cool on TV. I made my family call me Opie
That's way more embarrassing than what I said It seems so cool on TV. I made my family call me Opie
Why did you find that you like identify with I don't remember I don't remember watching it But I mean I you know I was kid obsessed with it and it was like you know a prominent kid figure and anything
They still live
No, I don't know. No, I know Don not's pass Let's let's all tweet that he's dead and see if you're
I'm thinking you passed away before Don not no, no, no, I'm pretty sure Don asked past first. All right, I could be out of
Reba. Let me look this up. All right. I could be way wrong. I want you out. My dad was huge in
Antigrifice. I have seen so many old TV shows. My mommy swatched gun smoke and she would watch that
non-stop. Jim or anyone see F-Troop? Oh, yeah.
Of course.
I try to slide like the red version blue to me is F-Troop.
It's like F-Troop meets Halo or Space.
F-Troop meets SUK.
No, Andy Griff has died in 2012.
Oh.
I think Donuts must have died before that, right?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he died before that.
I remember he was in Pleasantville.
That was like his last big movie that I remember.
Yeah, that's a movie that's like the trailer did not do a justice that movie is really good. Yeah, yeah, that's a good
There's a lot of really big actors in that too. Yeah Jeff Daniels. That was the first I think time you saw him and you're like wow
Jeff Daniels is a character. No, it's not until we require in
Reese witherspoon. Yeah, and uh, yeah, one guy that's in every movie. We made you may say not not styro six oh six
Yeah, don't know you know like the baton like the serious guy Paul Walker is in that too
He's like he's the Paul Walker's like the pretty boy basketball player like the main guy and then they start
Start missing shots and start freaking out. Yeah, that moves awesome that that in the soundtrack that that few an apple cover of
Was that somewhere with the rainbow or that, that few-in-a-apple cover of... Was that some more of the rainbow?
No, it was that Beatles song.
Fuck, I don't know.
I don't know.
So, you know, whatever.
Great, great movie, though.
Great movie.
Check it out if you haven't seen it.
I'm sure it's available somewhere.
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I feel like more and more lately I've been seeing a lot of score space websites. I don't know I'm gonna
Assume it's because of all of our wonderful ad reads entirely our whole but I've definitely seen them all over the place now
It's really good
I'm doing warm-ups. You're like honey and I've read a few I've read a few score space ads in my day
That every read went a lot more smoothly than the hula when I feel bad about the hula
When I want to go back to read don't wait. I read who we love who we love like I felt like I fucked up the read
Oh, yeah, like I kept up that yeah, I fucked it up several things mention it again. Yeah, exactly
Again extra mentions make sure if you have any technical issues you
And just just run a thing to the ground. Yeah, okay, so maker just got bought by Disney for
$500 million.
MakerBot. Yeah, Maker, no, Maker.
I know.
MakerDiscott, Maker.
That's crazy.
And so, and MakerDiscott blip, not too long ago.
So, like Disney's acquiring the same.
Warner Brothers bought Machinima.
Or they invested Machinima.
It's crazy, I like these sort of big
Media conglomeration are now really getting serious about the internet and really starting to kind of absorb some of that
I'm do you think it's getting serious about the internet?
I think it's them seeing something that's doing well and they like we want a piece of this
They might not be going about about the best way to do it
But they're definitely you know starting to poke their toes in the water
I think so I think they're worried and I think that they're trying to you know
claim
As much as they can with as little as they can cover their job. I think you know
I don't know what to say about it. It's like maker has a lot of eyeballs
Every month and 500 million dollars doesn't seem like a lot of money for that many views. Yeah. You know, to own all of that.
Well, I think it's, I think it's smart to just go ahead and buy something, buy somebody,
because it's, you're going to waste your time trying to build something from scratch.
You're going to be fighting all this, just your Disney, you have the money.
And I mean, I'm sure hopefully they have people who know what they're doing,
or at least they're going to start hiring people from that world, because they know that they're behind.
And no one's going to buy YouTube.
Like no one can afford YouTube at this point.
So I guess this is kind of the way to do it.
I mean, the way to go at it.
So what do you think the play for Disney is there?
Is it just like, I mean, because obviously you have Maker right who is an MCN and has
different people making videos for them.
But Maker, like you mentioned, bought Blip last year,
which is a video content delivery platform.
So, is Disney buying it for content delivery
or for media production purposes?
I imagine it's a lot like a magic.
I made straight to DVD movies before.
Like, I don't know if Aladdin 2 was straight to DVD
or Lion King 2 at least was.
So, I mean, that's an avenue that they can just push things.
And the other thing is they have what 100 movies in their catalog.
I mean, any way that they can try to target, yeah.
Gotta be more than that.
So, I mean, I think that just represents like different ways they can just show like one clip
from one movie and hopefully get, know a whole new audience because I
mean with animated movies snow wide it's old but I mean it still looks pretty good
so I think it's just like so you're thinking it's a they're buying a platform for them to show old content
I think they have a thousand things they can do with it and I think it's smart they just bought somebody
yeah they don't try to like we're gonna yeah I think iTunes try to get into the social media
business themselves
And people are like iTunes why are you trying to do this if Disney started their own thing and try to grow from there
Just buy somebody you bought Marvel you know more than anything
I think you know what they would be doing is looking for a new audience who doesn't traditionally watch
Disney stuff, you know as much as people talk about frozen. I still haven't fucking seen it
Yeah, but you know people who are in the Maker Network, I've seen their videos.
So it's like it's an avenue to get to a new market
that they don't traditionally have reach into.
I mean, why not do an ad buy?
I mean, as opposed to just buying it outright.
Because they have the money or?
Well, you can then leverage across like a bigger network.
Nice.
And then you can make that message more pervasive.
Yeah.
And long term, I mean, then if you can produce more content
and then sell other ads against that,
it's a way to generate your own.
I will say I would much rather watch an ad for Frozen
or a DVD release of a Disney movie
than that fucking cricket guy.
I was rather-
I would, I would anything.
I would rather watch someone eat their own shit
then watch those cricket ads.
All right.
Pull it up.
I got pulled up the cricket ad.
You pulled up the shit eating.
Honestly, I will honestly choose shit. Two cricket ad. You pull up the shit eating. Yes, honestly, two girls won cricket.
Yes, I would choose two girls won cup over the cricket ad every single day, every day.
Alright, there we go.
There we go.
Strong statements.
I really hope they never put this button here showing each other like disgusting videos.
Yeah, I won.
Gus won.
But I was, that was a good day. What did you win with? I think I want to say yeah, no that decided
Yeah, tell me
No, they might not even call it dizzy like we're talking about I think Disney owns mirror max, which is the Weinstein
Fucking breaking news from
Felt like crux on Twitter someone already owns YouTube Google. Oh
I fell at crux on Twitter. Someone already owns YouTube. Google. Oh, really? I'm sorry. I'm glad Google bought you crazy. Craig, Craig. Yeah.
Well, you the same time. Sorry. I can't wait. Well, I mean, it's weird. People all
the time don't realize that Disney owns Mirror Max and they release, I think all the
Kevin Smith movies are at least for a long time or mirror max. I think the crying or piano
What was it the one? I'll show the one the crying game maybe with the pianist
The piano the pianist no, no the pianist the piano one with that has that big twist in the movie the crying game
Yeah crying and thank you. I think Michael Mars first movie was and I don't think fair and well
It's like they actually released a lot of like crazy movies. Well mirror max was the independent like that was the small indie
Yeah, but it's Disney's
Distributed thing. Yeah, so that that might be a different thing there or something's got to do to multiple
Mostable markets the poor stuff like through they've got a lot of sort of like houses like that
So like Paramount like Paramount has like a nine or know, nine or ten different kind of smaller ones or but yeah, they'll sneak it out so you don't think
oh it's owned by Disney but yeah, it's owned by Disney. Epic Rap Battle, I love Epic Rap Battle.
I don't know if this means will be more, there'll be more Epic Rap Battles or not.
Do you see someone doing it? Or they'll be like the genie, like it's starting
cooperating Disney characters but the more. Someone is doing a Rischarty throughout battles Have you seen it? Cool. I've seen them I haven't watched the videos yet.
There's one of the mean Caleb for the last RT community day. Those are very good.
Really? Yeah. They did a cheap mother one as well.
That was good. Yeah, it was just taking things you said and yeah it's like a...
No, they get people to do the the wrapping. Okay. Yeah, they record other people I guess. They actually offered for me to yeah it's it's like a no they they get people to do the the wrapping okay yeah they record other people I guess they actually offered
for me to do it and I was like I'm so I'm on Twitter here Kazuma Spitfire
the saying Brandon needs to finish what he was talking about a gift received at
the office oh shit wow wow call them out the story is not gonna live up to
that not someone showed up with like five things at TIFFS treats.
Yeah, it's like a bunch of cookies.
For the last like four days, like I've been eating well
and then just like all these TIFFS treats.
And I used to, like I lived on campus,
that's where this was.
And I just used to down these things.
Like we had dining dollars that came with the dorm.
It could be by the way, to anybody who doesn't know.
To Bebo Bucks man.
Bebo Bucks, yeah.
And so you know, you could pay for cookies with the money that came with you know the dorm room
Expenses and so I remember at one point. I just bought two dozen cookies and ate them for dinner
Yeah, that's how good they are because it's basically cookie dough and large that was brand in 1.0 and those came in and I saw them and I just ran away
He actually ran out the door and said screaming, no, and the errands chased after me and grabbed
me and picked me up and brought me back to the table.
And Aaron is very strong.
He's very strong.
He's in the most recent RT life.
Yes.
You're wondering who that is.
So there are cookies next door and I ate.
Did you enjoy your time in Aaron's arms?
I did. I ate those cookies but I was crying because I hated myself all the minute.
Luckily for me those cookies showed up while I was out getting pizza. Today was probably the least
healthy day I think we've ever had at the office. We had a barbecue for breakfast or lunch
technically. Breakfast? Yeah. Okay. That's my breakfast. And then we have pizza and tiff treats.
Can we say the tiff treats on the other day?
No, I don't taste it.
Snickerdoodles, man.
Just any of them.
Yeah, so I looked at it.
I was out getting pizza.
I feel like that's my one year ritual now is driving through traffic to get the home slice
and then bring it back down to everyone at the office.
Everyone's so happy to see you when you walk into a room carrying home slides. Is that the only time people are happy to see you?
Is that why you get it?
Hey, hey, hey, let's get the door for you.
They hold that door.
When you're a lot older, can I get that pizza one day?
I would love to know what that feels like.
Oh, hey.
You feel like everyone's forever.
I'm gonna bring the internet pizza.
You don't think I'm happy to see you everyday like that?
I don't see, well, I see you sometimes. I'm like, hey internet pizza. You don't think I'm happy to see you every day like that I don't see well. I see you sometimes
Will you do we ever share an office?
We have to say that I honestly did think you were talking to me and I was like that's a nice thing Barbara said about me
We're talking I guess bring an office in the new building. Oh, yeah, it's Chris and I nice and we're bringing back our bean bag from here
Like we've slept on that bean bag. Oh the one that I don't kept on past. You mean in the past? No, he didn't piss on that one.
Not even.
Well, don't joke that.
I think you don't get pissed on pretty much everything
in this room.
We should have some.
At some point or another.
We should have some land furniture in our office.
Yeah, we had to throw away some production equipment
that he pissed on.
Lazy boys, couches.
couches.
We had to couch in the E.C.
motor office.
Ryan's desk.
Ryan's desk.
Yeah, we can actually use it as an actual couch now.
So this is exciting.
You know, when we moved in the office,
you've got to keep Ryan on a couch. You cannot give him a real this you can get him a desk
Maybe but make it make his yeah, this chair a couch. Yeah, we talked about doing that
We also talked about letting Gavin keep his desk that he has right now
You should let him get a new one, but have it be a more fucked up one
Take an axe to a day one
Punch a hole right through it only has the edges and scoop
taking acts to a day one, just being a punch a hole right through. It only has the edges and it's completely hollow in the mouth.
So you're that one out.
Yeah.
But no, I'm excited to move.
I'm excited.
I mean, we have no space in a G-Miner.
And so the idea of a power.
You have a half space in like a year and a half.
No, no, no.
I mean, the fact that I can't push my chair back
because I will hit Ryan's desk.
Like that is going to be fixed.
Also, you all can't turn on the lights in that room.
Yeah.
Or else the trips are breaking.
Well, no, it used to.
We actually moved half of our machines onto a different
breaker because yeah, with that happen to us one time, we were recording a Minecraft
let's play and someone turned on a light to record behind the scenes and it killed all
of our machines. It's we lost like half we lost three video feeds and the sound in one
shot. And it was like, well, that's the worst thing ever. So we taped down the lights off.
So hopefully that'll be fixed in the new office.
I'm really hoping.
Should be.
So, yeah, we're also working on internet issues too,
because we don't have enough internet.
I can't wait until I don't have to hear
the hum of the servers anymore.
It's maddening.
Yeah.
That's one of the things I do not miss
about being in that room.
Bernie told me that he would fall asleep every day if he had to work in there because it sounds like an airplane
White noise like it drowns everything out. Yeah, I'm psyched, though because well that's like, but it's cool that only three people in this office
Have been in the exact same-dessons day one and haven't moved and it's Jeff me and Matt
Yeah, there were the only three people that haven't been shot off. I thought about that.
That's not.
With the two and a half years we've been here
almost three years now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You were the last four.
You were the last holdout.
Then you you shifted upstairs.
Yeah.
Or you know, first the cubicle and then upstairs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was a cubicle.
I moved I think four or five times in that office.
Crazy.
So apparently someone on Twitter, I don't know if this
true or not. Someone on Twitter, Alec Machet.
Whatever.
Machet.
Uh, says that Disney Soul Maramax in 2010.
Did it?
Did it?
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
Thank you for mentioning that.
I had no idea.
Twitter to the rescue.
I don't know.
So do they have a substitute?
Did they just make a new company that people don't know about?
Oh, I think it's out of that game.
They have, I wish, like, what would you call that?
That production house.
Like, what's the equivalent of a publisher for movies?
Distributors.
Distributors.
Like, they've got multiple distributors.
And I'm sure, I'll try to pull some up here.
Was that around the time that they bought Pixar?
No, Pixar was like 30,000.
They were in the 2000s.
Yeah, really?
Pixar was like, oh, 708 maybe?
Yeah, that was actually really, really cool
when they brought in John Laster to kind of
oversee the creative stuff.
I mean, like, they may not get in their shit straight.
Yeah, because they fired him when he was an animator.
He's like, I want to make a movie.
It's like hand drawn, but the backgrounds
are computer animated and they're like, is it out?
Is it, no, they're like, is this cheaper?
He's like, no, will it, can we make it in shorter time?
He's like, no, they're like, all right, you're fired. And then it's like, he comes back like, how do you think it felt
walking in the Disney studios that day?
Being like, what's up?
And then he's the head of their creative animation department. It's not.
Yeah, good for him. Yeah. He seems to know what he's doing.
A picture story. That's where I learned all that. I think it's on the Wally DVD.
Definitely check it out if you like that stuff.
Yeah, so there are Walt Disney Pictures, Disney Tune Studios, Pixar Animation Studios,
which now Lucasfilm is on there.
Marvel Studios, Touchtone, that's a Disney thing I've forgot about.
ESPN Films and a UTV Motion Pictures.
They used to have, they used to have Caravan, they used to have Hollywood Pictures,
Miramax Dimension Fil okay. That was a scream. I remember dimension from that.
Image movers and they've got some other ones. They also do like deals with like a
Brockheimer. They do stuff with him, dream orcs in a few other places. Yeah, I mean,
they also own the BBC. I don't know if it's a new game. So are they at the top? Does anybody own
Disney? No, Disney is one of like the five companies that own everything on the planet like it's like Disney GE
Shine Heartwood company. I was thinking it. I wasn't gonna say it. Thank you for nice 30 rock reference
So we were gonna circle back to RTX. Yes, yes
RTX it's happening again. Yeah
RTX 20.com by your take is now they're almost sold out
Yeah, I forced to six 24 to come by your tickets now. They're almost sold out
Shut up. We're closer to selling out then we're closer to the end in the beginning. Okay, let's what about What they're saying is they're running out of tickets and if you don't buy them now, you're not gonna get tickets
So you should buy tickets right now. There is no reason to wait. You should get there. Go see her rather clear
We have not raised the
The panic flag yet. We're not in imminent danger of selling out.
We are definitely going to sell out.
Can you literally get some kind of panic device or plant?
Have you not seen my panic device?
No.
Is it your hat?
Oh, is it the...
Gus has a hat that he wears when he is going crazy.
And he wears it just so I know not to believe anything he says.
It's like when I'm so stressed that I know I'm not making sense,
I put the hat on. Yeah. It's like when I'm so stressed that I know I'm not making sense, I put the hat on.
It's a Simmons hat that someone made for me and they gave it to me.
So if you ever see me walking around with this little Simmons hat on, know that I'm like
super insane.
I could tell because your eyes are a little bit bigger than they usually are.
Did Simmons ever wear that cap on a DVD cover?
No.
It's an easy question to answer answer because he was never on any.
I mean, it's crazy. Yeah.
It's so much fun. Yeah. So anytime you see me wearing the 7th hat, you know, it's my,
it's my crazy hat. What are you, what are you most excited about at RTX right now that
is released information? We haven't released anything yet.
Really? It's a couple of people. Like we said, controller shops are going to be there.
Yeah. We're, I mean, we're going to start our big announcements here pretty soon. Yeah.
And well, I think we have our first our big announcements here pretty soon. Yeah and
Well, I think we have our first round of announcements coming out this Friday and then we're gonna continue to stage them as
As necessary because sometimes when you work here with these companies you have
Like blackouts and embargoes and you can't talk about certain stuff until they've already released other information
So it's like we have to sketch all the stuff out for yeah for a long time. Yeah
Yeah, it's big of announcements They've already released other information. So we have to schedule all the stuff out for a long time. Yeah.
Speaking of announcements, you'll be, oh, I don't know,
if we're doing away from RTX already,
or you want to keep talking about RTX.
Buy your tickets, please.
I mean, they are definitely going to sell out.
Yes.
We have a lot of cool stuff planned that we can't talk about yet.
We have a lot of cool stuff where the news will start coming out
really soon.
It's July 4th to 6th, and we have all the information
RTX event.com.
Nice.
Speaking of wool. So if you're interested in exhibiting, you all the information rtx event.com. Nice. Speaking of what is your interested in exhibiting email exhibitor at rtx event.com.
So, uh, speaking of like like rtx stuff. And to make your panels.
Ubisoft was there last year with Assassin's Creed. And they just released the
information about the newest Assassin's Creed about this year. Unity takes place in revolutionary
France. Oh, that looks so good. I think last year's rtx was the first time the public could
get hands on with multiplayer
Yep, for public hands-on for for Assassin's Creed Black flag. Yeah, multiplayer. That was a lot of fun that that multiplayer is so good
No, I played the shit out of black flag. Yeah, I really really enjoyed that game. Did you 100% single player?
I finished the campaign. I didn't 100% that was the pirate version, right? Yeah, yeah
Yeah, it's the character
Can't like Kenway is such a cool character when they first released that trailer the thing that intrigued me the most was
You know when they had that big reveal like they're talking have the action sequence happened
Then he runs on the boat like just jumps behind the wheel then he immediately starts
Yeah, if that actually happens in the games
I'm gonna love that and they actually they totally yeah, and then the oxygen console version, or a current-gen console version,
yeah, that absolutely happens.
And it's something like,
like coming off 3-3 was rough
because Connor was such a dick.
Like, he hated everybody
because he got fucked over by everybody.
That was the Native American guy.
And it was just like,
he hated the British, he hated,
he hated the Americans, he hated the people,
he hated every whole thing.
And so to go from that to like, you that to the swashbuckling pirate dude
is like, oh, this is a fun character to play,
and you actually have a good time with it.
I thought it was gonna be,
what I thought was gonna be really dumb
was the sea chanties, but holy shit.
Oh, they're fun.
I would get so excited any time I got a new,
like I blocked a new chantie,
be like, oh, I'm gonna go sail around until I hear it.
Nice.
Yeah.
Actually, so they have those challenges,
like the little mini challenges within the game.
And if you collect all of them,
you can turn your crew into skeletons.
And so it's like, you're basically like,
are you collect all of the chantes?
You can turn them.
Well, that's one of the many things.
So it's like they'll have like different challenges.
So there's like, you know,
one, two, and three star challenges.
And it's like, you know, fight five guys at the same time.
It's like knock out six people in a row
and like, you know, find all of the hidden treasure.
And it's like, so once you do every single one,
you unlock cheats as you do more of them.
And then what the last one was you get a hundred cheats,
you get the title of the achiever.
It's like in multiplayer when you play,
you get the achiever, which is why I wanted it.
But also you get a cheat to have your crew turn into skeletons.
And it's pretty cool.
We actually made a video for a achievement honor.
I want that.
So it's fun.
Do you think you like pirates though more like before you've
Been playing in the game just the fact that you're a pirate. Do you think that whole you know group is cool that story arc is cool?
I'm not big in a pirate. I love pirates. No, not at all, but that game. I really really really crap. But but unity
I mean it looks great and also the cool thing about unity is they're developing it specifically for
It looks great and also the cool thing about Unity is they're developing it specifically for this current gen console.
So like they're not having to do like a dumb down version for the 360.
Right.
If you look at the other plate at the end, it just says like Xbox One and PS4.
Yeah.
So if you're watching the screen, this is a totally does.
But it looks really good.
And they're also supposedly releasing another Assassin's Creed for old gen as well.
That's a rumor, right?
That's the role that's really even now.
So they're releasing two Assassin's Creed this year.
Is it the three-seater version or the new one? That's the role that totally even announced they're releasing two Assassin's Creed's this year. Is it the
three-season version or the new one? This is the Xbox One and PS3. That looks awesome.
This is a new and PS in the PlayStation. No, there could be a handheld version though.
Like a... It's true. Like a Vita? Yeah. A game because they did that previously. But I mean,
I imagine the install base is still so large for the 360 and PS3 that they would probably
some sort of disk-based version for... some some sort of game that'll land on those
platforms. What we saw like from the first Assassin's Creed or was it that the clip you're just watching was
from Unity with from the new one. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, and it looks gorgeous. Like yeah, you should
absolutely watch that trailer. Barbara, why are you in big and a pirates? I don't know. I think it's
when I first saw Pirates the Caribbean. Okay. When it first came out. I still in love with that movie.
Yeah, that movie like I fell in love with that movie.
Yeah, that movie, I remember going with extremely
little expectations and I was like, holy shit.
It's really good.
And I don't know.
I just, I like the style of clothing.
I just like the whole idea.
You would think how dirty it is though?
Oh yeah.
Like being, like, where did you see the scene?
I always enjoy pirate themed like movies and games
and just everything.
I just wonder how bad all those people smelled.
That's what I'm saying.
How bad did a pirate ship come to be smell?
Just like how bad people smelled in the past in general.
Yeah, but specifically the ship on a pirate ship.
You're like, we're fucking three months or three weeks away from the...
They're probably trying to have a lot of time to be here.
Like how many people on a pirate ship?
40?
A couple hundred?
40?
I don't know. I mean, men worry about it. I imagine that's a long pirate ship. I would be like A couple hundred? A couple hundred. A couple hundred.
A couple hundred.
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A couple hundred. A couple hundred. A couple hundred. A couple hundred. A couple hundred. Yeah, I'm super excited for the next test. I'm happy now. We're finally getting to the era of like these new games coming
I like Titanfall. This came out as
Infamous second son came out last week for the PlayStation 4 and they're finally dropping HDP for the PlayStation 4
Which means we can finally make videos for our lets place
I had a again. I'm gonna brag about my internet connection speed. I had a great moment with
fiber the other day.
Saturday when I decided to download it from a second son.
I'm actually a creature of Gus and like a Google for I guess it would be.
Did it take less than a minute?
Just holding hands like for all the kids.
Like no.
Less than a minute.
My PS4 is on Wi-Fi.
So Wi-Fi speed at best it does like 100 megabits.
So I started the download, it's like 22 gigs.
Now it's like, okay, let's get a few minutes.
Let me switch over to my Xbox.
I played literally one round of Titanfall.
I was like, great, I'm gonna go check out my download of infamous.
Oh, it's done, okay.
I played one round of Titanfall and then my download was done.
It's about 10 minutes.
Yeah, and it's like...
22 gigs in about 10 minutes.
Oh, sweet, I'm just gonna play infamous now. Sorry, you're still gigs in about 10 minutes. Yeah, it's like, oh, sweet. I'm just going to play it for a minute now.
Sorry, you're still at 300 there.
I'm still at 300 megabits.
That's crazy.
And my Titanfall ping went from 17 milliseconds
to 33 milliseconds.
Oh, since I had it.
How did you survive?
I think we get, I don't think we get anything better
than 50 here at the office.
It's fucking sweet.
Oh, it's fucking sweet.
I just, I can't wait till that spreads more.
I can't wait till like, I mean, it's actually, it's actually came to my door recently. can't wait till that spreads more. I can't wait till like,
I mean, it's gonna take,
it's gonna take,
it's actually came to my door recently.
They're like, oh yeah, like we're, you know,
we're doing new subscribers and, you know,
we don't know when fiber is gonna be available in your area,
but if you, you know, if you sign up now,
you won't, you don't have to pay the installation fee
whenever we get fiber and I'm like, okay,
one's I gotta be there.
And they're like, well, we can't tell you.
I'm like, is it gonna be this year?
Well, we're not sure.
I'm like, all right, cool.
No, no, no, no. I'm gonna, like, gonna be this year? Well, we're not sure. I'm like, all right, cool. No, no, no.
I'm gonna, as soon as someone says,
I can give you 300 megs or better,
then I'm gonna pay for that.
They're in, they're in this area near this office.
I was a little upset that we couldn't get it
at this house before we moved,
but yeah, one of the first people
fire places is just like two miles away from us right here.
So I went down to, you know, we,
like we talked
about earlier, we had the tour at the stage five this morning. Yeah. And before I went there,
I got there early, so I stopped at, there's a Starbucks by the new office. So I stopped by there,
and I was just answering email on my laptop. And I noticed that like this little
sign's up that said, our Wi-Fi is now powered by Google. Whoa. You know, it's like, what the fuck?
And I just looked at it.
I took a picture of it.
And I guess they don't have AT&T as they're really.
That's right, that's your leader at Starbucks.
Anyway, and they have Google provides the internet there.
Wow.
That means Google is that close to that office.
Oh, I got to move in like a little bit.
And that's not information that you can easily get like what internet is here
So you know as of like you know really book until next year
You pretty much have one provider no matter where you are
But now we're getting to the point where actually getting multiple providers
I saw someone on the Austin subreddit made a map of the different parts of town you can get feel like it's patchy though
Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna have a house.
I'm pardoned complex is, it's gonna be hit or miss.
Well it's also weird pardoned complex.
They have to, they have to do it.
You can't do it.
I don't wanna live with anybody.
But that map is weird because like you have it
and Jeff lives near you, but Jeff,
like even in that map it shows you should have it.
He doesn't have it.
I have it.
My next door neighbor can't get it.
Yeah, that's weird.
Yeah.
Dude it's cheap, it's only an extra $1,000 a month.
You should just offer to run him a cable. I just run out like, just dig a line and, it's cheap, it's only an extra $1,000 a month. You should just offer to run a cable.
Just run it like just dig a line and run it over to a screen.
I'll run a Wi-Fi repeater for you.
$70 a month?
Absolutely, just do that.
Spread the wealth.
But there is a download cap.
Oh, there is.
Since I have AT&T, I can only download a terabyte a month.
Okay, terabyte a month.
That's my cable motor.
I was doing about 250 to 300 gigs a month.
I think really?
Yeah, so I'm not worried about it.
Do you watch a lot more now?
Do you watch a lot of movies and stuff?
Yeah, I watch a lot.
So I'm not worried about it, but now that I'm downloading, like I don't buy discs anymore.
It's literally just downloaded, so I'm worried that I'll bump over that very easily now.
Especially when you know how much you have.
And especially because I'm always constantly trying to see how fast I can make steam download stuff.
No, one thing that was a little upsetting that we found out what Titanfall actually was in Austin,
you couldn't get Titanfall until 2am through Digital Download.
Right, because they released it on the West Coast.
It's like in West Coast it midnight is when it goes public for the nation,
which sucks every on the East Coast, because that's 3 a.m. you have to wait before you
can buy a game.
At least isn't that Hawaii.
No, well, why do you get it early?
Why is it like six hours? No, no, because at midnight west coast.
Oh, no, it rushes so you get it six hours early.
No, what I'm saying though is if they didn't want to release it before midnight and any
place in the U. in the US, the Hawaii
would be the last place.
The only reason I mentioned that is because I remember trying to watch the loss the day after
and you have to wait till like four in the morning whenever Hawaii got in.
You would imagine like they'd be like, hey whatever, or at least three hours early for
the west coast, but instead they're making a three hours late for the east coast.
It's like, come on, just give it to people early.
And you can't pre-download, too
That's one thing I wish they would do the PS4 is rolling that out. Yeah, yeah
I don't PS4 is but Xbox one hasn't yet, but I think they were doing they did that in the PS3 as well
We could pre-load a game but just just make it where you download it because that way you don't have you're not gonna be having all your servers
They did that with the PC version of Titanfall and then people figured out how to crack it. Oh really? Yeah
So they started playing it the a few days early
This all sounds like great stuff for the patch,
which segue.
Hey.
Which segue is on our new channel, The No.
Yes.
What you guys are about to really talk about last week.
We did forget.
We did.
We went to credits.
So we launched a new channel for all of our new stuff.
It's No, KNOW.
YouTube.com slash No. slash No. And and you can find all of our formerly called
Ristuth News now, the no, and the patch on that channel.
Yes, and it's more stuff than just gaming news. It's also like TV movies. I think there's
going to be like science and tech in there too.
Anything I would find interesting if that helps you would be on the beer news.
Cool.
We should do beer news.
We should. We on the beer news. Cool. Oh, we should do beer news. We should our There news. You should beer tests. He been following the Malaysian plane. Yes, daily updates. Yes. And the
Daily speculation. I'm gonna upset by this whole thing. Really? You're a little upset that a plane Disappeared. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, the plane's gone. Everyone's dead. Okay, where's the plane? We don't have it yet.
Yeah, exactly how you're absolutely right.
That was what I was about to bring up.
And there's pictures, CNN's been the worst.
There's pictures of people crying.
Yeah.
And they're like, oh my God, you found the plane.
They're like, no, and they're like, what?
How did they know that?
Until you find the plane in your head, you're gonna think.
Supposedly, they found satellite images
of a couple items out west of Australia,
like 1,500 miles west of Australia, like 1500
miles west of Perth, but like in the Indian Ocean, but they haven't found the plane yet,
and they haven't found a black box.
They haven't found anything about the plane, but like, oh yeah, the plane's gone and everyone's
dead.
I think it's like, how can you say that?
They've definitively proved that it went south in the Indian Ocean as opposed to north
to the land.
Yeah.
And I'm assuming, but they didn't get into this particular detail like they didn't have the gas the fuel
Well to get to get anyway
Apparently one of the big theories is that something happened and basically everyone on board died like there was a fire or something
Or they lost it the cabin pressure everyone fell asleep and then passed away just due to lack of oxygen and the plane just flew itself
It's like quits over the paint Stewart thing the one for that
and the plane just flew itself. It's like Quintal, the paint Stewart thing.
The one for that?
He's the pro golfer who was on that flight.
It was like a private.
Oh, it's like the one that crashed like North Dakota.
Yeah, it was going from Florida to Texas, I think,
or Oklahoma, and they lost cabin pressure
and everyone passed out on the plane
and it just kept going until it ran out of fuel
and autopilot over the North Dakota.
Yeah, one of many reports was that it would fluctuate
from like 40,000 feet or 45, which is high
for the commercial airline down to like 5,000 feet.
But every day it's a new thing.
It's, you know, the pilot went crazy.
He has a simulator and he programmed all these other airports and he deleted them like
every day.
It's a different thing.
There was a, I keep checking.
Like a week ago, I read this pilot say they interviewed another pilot, another guy who
was retired, who had flown the 777
They asked him about the altitude fluctuations. That's a good plane by the way, right?
Terrific safety record. Yeah, and he said the the retired pilot said that the
oscillations in altitude would make sense if you have a pre-programmed speed and the aircraft is on its own adjusting nose trim
Like up or down in order to try to keep the speed matched. So it's like when it's going too fast it
noses up to try to lose its speed and then when it starts going too slow it noses down to
try to gain speed so that that oscillation makes sense if you have a fixed speed and autopies
just try to maintain it. Yeah I'm crazy like I'm so anxious when it comes to flying now.
I'm not sure if I'm getting sleepy
and I want to fall asleep on the plane
or like something horrible is happening.
If you're losing oxygen.
Yeah, I'm passing out like holy shit.
Which one of these two things is happening?
It's that white noise.
It's all the stuff combined.
It's just a terrifying.
I hate, I hate takeoffs. Takeoffs are the worst. I don't mind landings because it's like
Plains naturally supposed to go to the ground
Closer it gets. I'm like this is normal
You're gonna melt away. I'm going to go into it. I know I'm not saying that it's
Particularly makes sense, but there's something about going up where I'm like this is not natural
We're we are writing a missile and we're not flying.
We're just using this air resistance that pushes our object up.
So the plane, if you're going fast, the plane should rise on its own. That's the natural
state. If you're going fast, that's going to take you up. Coming back down is the unnatural
state for that. Because you're like slowing down and the planes falling right anything. You just have to control that fall.
You're absolutely right.
On the very surface, there's something about going down,
like landing like, man, I'm like a thousand feet closer
to being okay.
Whereas when you're taking off,
you're like, this is only gonna get worse.
We're only gonna hire.
Someone said there's an Albu and Tro,
I think last week from the airport in St. Bartz,
or St. Bartz or St. Thomasz or St. Thomas and the Caribbean where the
747 goes right over that beach
There's like there's like 30 feet of clearance before he gets to run away
And so people are on this beach is like these giant planes are flying over
Fuck that. It's really really cool. It happens apparently that like a 747 lands like twice a day
Like takes off a lands twice a day and so it's like you know's hanging out in the beach and this thing was right over their heads.
Yeah, if there was a plane coming,
I think I would get the fuck away from that beach.
Well, it was so close to people like diving out of the way.
I mean, like, obviously, it was still, you know,
20 or 30 feet above their head,
but it's like this massive object flying in.
They're off by just like just a little bit.
Well, they have bigger issues.
Other people in the beach.
So this is not going to affect the way you fly, right?
No, not at all.
No. Will it affect, you're you nervous fly at all? No, God no. I'm the least nervous fly people in the beach. So this is not gonna affect the way you fly, right? No, not at all. No.
Will it affect, are you nervous fly at all?
No, God no.
I'm the least nervous flyer in the world.
I'm a mechus.
I don't give a fuck.
Jesus, why?
Cause you don't care about,
I don't know what I'm dying or.
Yeah, it's true.
You know so much about it and you fly a lot.
So it's kind of like,
Oh, it's just like,
what are the odds that something would happen?
It's like so crazy infinitesimism.
You gotta happen to somebody.
Yeah, it's gonna happen to somebody. It's gonna happen to somebody.
Let's see what it's like to die in a wreck on 35.
That's a hell of a lot more likely.
It's very way, way more likely.
You're right.
So it's like the flying, I'm really nervous.
I have a weird piece thing where I step onto a plane.
I know once you cross that threshold
and you're on the plane, your life is not in your hands.
For the next however long you're gonna be on that plane.
And it's a weird thing to think like that.
It's usually not in your own hands.
All right, well, there you go.
But I mean, at least, like if I'm driving,
I can control the vehicle.
If I'm walking down a highway, I can see cars coming.
If I'm in a plane, I'm sitting there.
Just like, Pope the guy up front knows what he's doing.
So I'm just like, all right, you have no control over that.
Like, I could have run up there and fly the plane
if I had to.
It's insane how dangerous cars are.
Yeah, and how horrible it is.
It's really, really,
in Austin where people don't know how to drive.
I think there are definitely worst cities.
Yeah, there are.
Boston is probably the worst city to drive in the world.
Montreal is also very crazy.
Montreal's pretty crazy.
Los Angeles is pretty shitty too.
People there do not give a fuck.
This time last year we drove from New York to Boston.
And the van, remember that?
Dartsy party van?
That was awful.
Our flight got canceled from Austin.
Our T-Road trip from Dallas to Boston.
They didn't tell us to after we fucking left Austin.
That's the worst.
Oh, just take the flight tomorrow.
I thought you made me leave my home. We would not have been able to survive without you there.
Oh, you create your kids. We wouldn't have known what to do. I know I would figure something out.
Like what to think. You guys this year don't have don't have Papa Gus going with y'all.
I'm not going. Oh, you're not. Is that a thing now? Is that what we're calling us?
Well, he's always been Papa Gus. I proof. He was the dad Jack was the mom. Yeah, exactly.
He's mommy and daddy in the French season.
But yeah, we have that we we drove from New York to Boston. Yeah, we stopped for
McFlurry's or no for Shamrock shakes Shamrock shakes somewhere in Connecticut. Yeah, and
we money wanted to go by Rhode Island. There's a little out of the way. Yeah, it we money wanted to go by Rhode Island
There's a little out of the way. Yeah, it's a little bit out and we got we did it I mean that was what about it. What how long was that by eight nine hours? No, but no, yeah, it was like four
Yeah, oh, it was much longer in the
No, still a long day of like yeah, that's a lot yeah, cuz we landed
By the time we landed in New York, we already should have landed in
Yeah, it's like we got there like eight hours late. That's maybe what we do. Yeah everything
That's a lot of fun though. The worst part are surprisingly so
The worst part about all this last minute changes and travel was trying to find and rent a van that could hold all of us
Yeah, how many of us were there eight? No, there was it was more than seven just seven. Seven was seven. Yeah, so like trying to it was almost
It was like gives only certain miny vans that had the capacity to hold up any people in luggage
Yeah, and we're talking about getting two cars at one point and then what we found a van that would fit all of us
Yeah, the the first idea was to get to that you would drive one and I would drive the other
Yeah, yeah, that was fun though
We got that kick ass room at the hotel
Yeah, supposedly free alcohol We got that kick ass room at the hotel. I forgot about that. Oh, the alcohol for you.
Yeah, the supposedly free alcohol.
It was the best free.
I got the bill for that.
It was for me.
Oh, what?
It's okay.
Yeah, we ended up getting a penthouse by accident.
No, we had too many rooms, and they gave us a penthouse.
I forget what it was, exactly.
Yeah, like we had over.
They fucked it up somehow.
Yeah, we overbooked rooms, and they didn't have any extra rooms to give us, so they had to give us the presidential suite,
which was-
What?
It was a presidential suite at the Intercontinental.
And like, they fucked up and-
So I don't want people thinking that we booked the presidential suite.
It's not the fucking Intercontinental.
Like, they had fucked up the reservation.
It's like, well, we have to give you the presidential suite.
It was a room.
So it had-
Probably not as big as this whole area
we're in right now.
It was like the living room, a conference room
with a giant conference table.
Then off to the site, there was a kitchen.
That's probably about as big as the green screen area
over there.
And then there was a bedroom.
That's probably about as big.
There's also like an office area too.
Yeah, and there was office with books.
Like there was a legit library in that room.
I've been all the food and drinks and they were free.
Yeah, and then the fridge and pantry were stocked up with liquor and food
I don't know if you guys remember, but it was I think me miles and Carrie came up to see you guys, right?
Yeah, and I left early and I just like took a bunch of drinks and snacks
I didn't like my person like see yeah
No one stayed there. Yeah, no one's like like I think Carrie and Miles had to share a room
Because we because of the room fuck up.
You know, it's like, well, what do you
should stay in the presidential suite?
You're like, no, we don't want to.
Why?
Neither do they.
No one stayed in the room.
I would have stayed there if I knew that.
But it's like, we just went there, ate all the food,
drank all the booze, and then left.
Yeah.
With the room.
Wow, this is an awesome room.
And it didn't stay there.
Yeah, because the actual bedroom was on a corner of the hotel
With these giant windows that overlooked the bay from the the Boston Tea Party. Yeah, I was like you can see where they did the Boston Tea Party from the room
I was like, wow, that's fucking cool. It's like someone has to say here. They're like maybe we'll come up in shower in the morning
Jesus. Yeah, and I had my own room. That's the only reason why I didn't take it
I already settled in that room. I tell him I I don't care, just wanna you sleep here.
Yeah, I moved.
I would have moved up there, I don't care where I was.
Well, I think you only had something one night though, didn't we?
Yeah, you were in Austin.
Do you know, I know.
I was just imagining what it'd be like if I was hanging out with you guys.
Maybe next time you're like, well, Brandon, we'll go to the present suite.
Maybe we shouldn't buy Brandon on our trip.
No, that'll probably never happen.
No, I can't.
No.
Do you have any idea like who the high profile guess were that's dating that room? No, to treat. No, that'll probably never have to be. No, I can't. No. Do you have any idea who the high profile guess were that's
dating that room?
No, no idea.
No idea.
Just.
Of course.
Yeah.
Remember, guys, remember, remember, remember when we
was that party and we were hammered and we took over
someone's Twitch stream.
That's hard to describe me.
Remember nothing about that.
That was a, what party was that?
It was a San Chi party?
Was it San Chi?
I think it was a San Chi party? Was it San Chi?
I think it was a San Chi party.
But there was a street fighter tournament going on.
And we walk in and I see they're streaming a live stream
of this fighting tournament.
I'm like, we have to find this camera.
We found the cameras because they had little side views
of the cameras.
And so we found it.
So I started looking at it.
And I guess the guy there recognized me.
And he just handed me the microphone.
And I'm like, oh my god.
Let's do this.
And so Gus jumped in and we started like making fun of everyone in the chat
Then at some point they pumped our audio over like the loudspeakers in the bar
So the first thing I'm doing like hey everybody free drinks from rest
People started freaking out. I was like I was kidding. Yeah, I should not have been handed a microphone at that point
But that was a lot of fun. I love when stuff like that happens.
There's only a thing... Totally forgot about that.
It's only things like, like, packs or conventions where stuff like that is like,
all right, this opportunity presents itself for me to be an idiot on the internet
that never happens to me.
That happens to me every day.
But it's spontaneously.
Anyway, that was a lot of fun.
I love that kind of stuff about, you know, conventions.
We will be at packs, by the way. Yes.
And we have a panel at 12 o'clock on Friday in the main theater.
We do.
Yes.
I didn't know that.
So it's the Lads and Monty.
It's a Michael, Gavin, Ray, Lindsay.
I think Bernie's going to be there.
And I don't, is Monty.
I think Monty's going.
I've heard Monty's going.
Yeah, I think Monty's going.
Okay.
And then, you know, some other crew going for business stuff. But yeah, just see the matter booth. I don't know. I have a littlety's going. Yeah, I think Monty's going. Okay. And then, you know, some other crew going for business stuff,
but yeah, just see the matter of booth.
I don't know what I'm gonna be doing.
I have a little pony questions ready.
I think it's like 340 or 342 or something like that.
Let's talk about that.
It's right by the makes 64 booth.
As always.
I know our old booth number.
We got moved recently.
Oh.
Our old booth number was a different thing
and the new one got changed.
Gotcha.
Well, we will be there.
Come see us.
Not us specifically, but people you don't care about as much as us.
This is the first pack these time ever missing. This the first packs. I'm ever missing. That's crazy
In years of not missing any packs and I'm finally missing one
This is like my 10th packs or my first packs. I'm missing out of like 10 in a row
Yeah, it was untenable. I figured after I made it to Australia last year
It's like I can't keep this record up
It's like I did the first international one
This is like my eighth packs I'm missing.
You're probably missing more than that.
Probably.
Because my first packs was the one
that we shared the booth with Bungie.
Which packs was that?
Was that like three or four?
That was before.
It was after Maiden Bauer.
Yeah, that was definitely in the Washington State Convention
Center.
That was oh, no.
Oh, seven?
Eight? I think it was oh, no. Oh, seven?
Eight? I think it was oh eight.
All right, how many did they have before that, you know?
They started in four.
Oh four, so I've missed like four or five.
And then I've been to every single one since.
Aw.
Sad.
I can't be gust though.
How many people do you think have been to every single one
other than the pinning arcade guys?
I don't think very many.
I think, like you two, Mike Mike and Jerry and then anybody else.
Yeah, it was it was rough. That's great work. But I like the Lou Garagopaks. Same topic. I'm
gonna die now. That's really old. The disease is still around. It's still a real thing. Yeah,
yeah, it's sad. It's sad to have your legacy be a disease. Yeah, I feel like his legacy is the speech though more than a disease. And that's a pretty good
speech. Do you know what Lou Gehrig was? Barbara? No. No. Do you have any heart of Lou Gehrig's
disease? Yeah. He's a baseball player. I said sports player. Yeah. He played the C-play that sports
really good. Yeah. He's like one of the most quoted things from any any sports figure and it was a today
I consider myself the happiest man in the world. I think it was because that was lucky
He's man in the world like all the outpouring of support he had even though he also had a very deadly
disease they named after him. He's named after this. I've been like guys. That's okay. I
Appreciate it. It's John the Moan. Yeah, I got fuck John the Moan
I appreciate it. Well, it's a John the Moana. I got fuck John the Moana
Okay, I'm not even gonna try you you want that one. Thank you. All right. Well, I think it's about time to Time so what is the new season of Game of Thrones start April 6th you're wearing the hodor shirt
Where my hodor shirt you got to go to the museum? Did we talk about that? I didn't go to it
I was awesome. Yeah, Yeah. They had the hand.
They had Jamie Lannister's hand there, right?
They did.
That's creepy.
Spoiler.
I was, that's so much of it.
I did the, not argument to reality.
What it was called, Optimus.
Oculus riff.
Oculus riff, thank you.
Optimus pride.
Optimus pride.
Because I was like, oh, it's just cool.
I'm gonna wait now for this.
I'm not gonna wait now for the chair.
Because I mean, at least this I can enjoy it.
And it was cool.
I felt like I was totally there.
I was like holding on to rails. And then now, I'm just like, I wish enjoy it and it was cool I got was I felt like I was totally there was like holding on a rails and then now I'm
just like I wish I would have gotten a fucking chair pick. Oh well there's a
photo of grumpy cat on the Game of Thrones chair made it back to South by this
here. Hey we're in the wide shot that means we're leaving. Well thanks for watching
everyone. We got a Wednesday one in the episode of the patch and next Monday
another episode of our new podcast. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's where the passion's
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