Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #265

Episode Date: April 1, 2014

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Yeah. So, right before we started, Gavin was stricken around in his tiny little jeans. Yeah, I know he's wearing Levi's and they print on Levi's like how big your one is on the outside. I don't know if people didn't know my measurements. Now we all know your measurements. But you said that displaying yourself for me before. Oh, wow.

You're wearing it. I'm gonna tell everybody. You're wearing a waist 30 inches and those pants are too big on you So I should wear 28 is way better hanging down to your bum. I pull I don't not learn about because it's in yeah But if I don't do these them if I wore size 30 pants, I wouldn't need to wear a belt with them I never like up to my thighs What do you wear like three spanks with them? Why do you do them with my wallet? I also notice that Gavin is carrying this this was like sticking out of his profile of his pants like that.

He was lumped. This is wall. I have his wall at my hands. I would not expect you to have a wallet this size. What? What do you, what do you, all the same cards by the way in our wallet? Pretty much. Oh, yeah, the exact same card. I gotta be careful. So I'm gonna show you credit card number stuff. The, yeah, it's crazy, but like you make a big deal about your iPhone case. It was weird. I was in the airport the other day because I was traveling and I'm going to go back to you. I was traveling to Seattle and Vancouver and I came back and that was a nightmare trip, by the way, just for travel sake. But I listened to two podcasts and the content of the two podcasts, they were and twenty episodes apart. There was probably 25% all the same content us talking about the same things. Oh, yeah And I just listened to two random ones. It was like we were talking about the same thing. It was so weird

No, but I have them I can look them up. I think we're on a three-year cycle of conversation But after three years you just reset and it goes over Occasionally there's a little bit of new something that happens enough difference in the audience that nobody says We only have so many stories. So, there's a lot of the guy on the flight back from Seattle. I saw the guy sitting next to me listening to the Adam Crowley podcast. And as he was scrolling through the podcast, so I was like, so what other podcast you got on me? I was trying to like, just screen to see what he had.

We have two. All Adam Crowley podcast. Two. screen to see what he had. All that all Adam Crowley podcast. Yeah, so we know what I flew back the other day from Seattle as well. And there's a huh? He's on the podcast. Oh, well, it's Gus Gavin. Bob bra. And Bernie and Gus. And so I had, you know, I was on the nonstop flight back on Alaska Airlines and the nonstop flight, you know, leaves Seattle 1130 in the morning and lands in Austin to 530 PM. Yes, I was out there. You were out there and Alan was out there also. And then I before we're coming back, I asked Alan, you know, well, you said I haven't early flight. I'm gonna cut out early. I was like, Oh, what times your flight? You said it was like 6 a.m. or something, right? And I was like, wow, that's fucking early. Now it's like, yeah, well, my flights at 529.

What the fuck is wrong with you people in your early satellites? I just had to get back. I had to get back for reason. I was actually going to stay through the whole weekend because Miles was there to the weekend. He's working on music with Nico for RBBCs in 12 and I was going to sit in on that session, but I had to come back for Keto birthday party. So just family obligation that I had to be back for. Family first. Family first. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely.

Not that Nico's not kind of family. If I had French chain smoking people, my family. He's also not your son. Yeah. No, we get the paternity test. That would be weird. I'm pretty sure Nico's not my son. But I would have been great to hang out with Nico.

Those are always fun times. One of my best memories over the last 11 years was when we took like after finished up season five, looking to do a new stuff with season six and Nico and I sat down and basically he like started playing some music. I started playing off that and he played the music that eventually became the theme for the meta and was the season six trailer, which is probably one of the most different red versus blue videos that there is was the trailer for Reconstruction. That's a really, really different video, even from the tone of Reconstruction in general.

But I had a lot of fun with that. I did a lot of like backwards guitar stuff that was really awesome that I loved. So sorry to miss out on it, but I know Miles and Nico probably made a lot of great progress. That was one of my favorite things when I did season seven was just listening to all the tracks and like trying different tracks that you'd done

that I'd never heard before in different spots in the season From everything we've used there's probably like 30% that we just haven't gotten to use yet, you know, because he just makes so much music when he does it Yeah, there were variations on stuff as well. Yeah, that's what we did in the miniseries before Season seven Relocated yeah, we just used I Use just variations of stuff that we'd heard, but with different instruments. And that was kind of cool.

Did you ever get to work with Nico directly and like, work on stuff? Not we didn't make anything together, but I talked to him. I think he did make one track actually when Tucker came back and see him. Yeah, that was the one where I like had input into how that sounded and stuff. It was really cool. It was cool to like, it was really quick too. Wait, it was really quick. It's cool to like, and he's really quick too. He was really quick. He doesn't eight or two. He doesn't nine. The speaking of Nico and Trockadero, the Trockadero DVD is available in the Rosti store. A little bit of a plug there. That's the role. You are a promotional machine, my friend.

I got a text. Don't forget about the Trockadero DVD. Like, I guess someone in the other buildings will watch you this right now. It's a DVD CD set. That's a great segue for the Trockadero. Who Jackson you? Brandon. Yeah, Brandon's really up on that. So thank you, Brandon, for that. Is there a 15 year anniversary recently of Trockadero? It's crazy.

So they did a concert at RTX, which I think is on the DVD. You know, I've got to say, Eniko really started a trend at the company where he was a guy that we had lousy music, the first five or six episodes of Red Versa Blue. No, episode two is great. Oh, yeah, I'm right. I'm fine with the very short-lived early thing in Red Versa Blue where I would make a different song for every episode. And it was me singing or me making the music and I like

ran out of musical ability like in three weeks. Basically, I like that. Three songs of me though. You ran out of musical ability before you started The first one I was so too song because it was I am red. I'm fighting with the blue. I'm fighting with the red Why don't we just get together make ourselves a little purple? That was funny Then you laid in a bunch of laughing and I was like oh, they're laughing because it was funny Then you told me that it was all you and you just laughed a bunch and like laid it over So you know you Picked it up and down. There was a loan in the room.

That was the, that was the best thing I've ever had. So it's just seemed less crazy. You laughed a bunch, recorded it, and then layered it in. You're in your house, this was before the office, and you're up there probably in a spare bed, you're going, I am right. And then you go, ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

And then you go, you have to get your leave out the vet part, which is me with a microphone and a Cassie That's what I was doing I thought that was like a demo track it wall totally was I wasn't playing anything It was like playing like a little beach You probably have it I have it everything Gavin was an early sponsor and he had Everything archive for the longest time. That wasn't even very intentional. It was just back then you couldn't stream anything. There was no video streaming for us for the episodes.

You could even watch, click and save every episode. You couldn't watch video in a browser at all. It just didn't have any real play I could do it. But unless you want to spend four minutes buffering, you can do it. But it's the only format we never used. I don't think of any video. By the fall, you can do it. But yeah, it's the only format we never used. I don't think I've made any video. By the fall, I just had everything. Because I was a sponsor.

I downloaded all the sponsor extras and all that stuff. And I ended up just with it. And nobody had it. There was even a time when you were compiling stuff for the bonus disc with season five. Well, you actually didn't have any copy of the stuff that I had. So I had to send it to you for the DVD. Yeah, I don't totally believe that.

We ran into that once before with some software we used. We had early screenshots from the first movie that I made and we turned them in to Adobe, because we had screenshots that they didn't have of some of the software. And when we became Adobe featured artist, we turned it in as part of the story. That's cool.

Yeah, it's crazy, because sometimes you don't think about that. Sometimes you, you know, there's a Gus has some pictures that he showed me today from some of our early days of when I actually recorded Gus and Jeff recording the first lines for Red versus Blue. Yeah, I went through like 11 years worth of pictures and like trying to compile a bunch. So I'm trying to pair them down to make a Dremel and Trudemarro. Didn't you take a picture of him filming that moment to be a prick?

I just thought it today. Yeah, I thought I'd have like four pictures for my point of view because you're just lighting up the camera like he looks so stupid. That's by my favorite clip of all of the behind the scenes is where you're like, I'm just filming it. You know, it might be big. You might be successful. You never know.

And just like behind the scenes thing, huh? Like using like industry lingo. And just like, all right, cool. What was really stupid was the fact that I had a digital camera. It's like, you didn't bust out your phone and take a picture. I was like, hold on, let me get my digital camera. Hold on, there's one straw city. You're a 0.5 mech and pixel camera. It's like you're you're gonna bust out your phone and take a picture. I was like, hold on, let me get my digital camera. I'm on this monstrosity. You're a 0.5-megapixel camera. Yeah.

The worst part about that is some of the pictures. I forgot we were in Jeff's house, which had no carpet in the living room. It was literally bare cement. It was a living room kind of floor. You would want? No, no, even tore up his carpet at one point like so the edges were all the tax strips and then the center of it was just Ross and it and it was like that for like what like it was a long time There's a long time. I was being called to walk on Yeah, isn't that why you got piles or something. Oh, you like like a no, didn't you get a hemorrhoid From sitting on that That's that's that's that's where you before there's a different country for that was in it

Yeah, that was did you have like post-traumatic No Gus lived in like a really You know, I mean you guys live in Austin now where it seems like over the course of one decade They're basically just gonna tear down all of Austin and rebuild it. It's that's what's happened Yeah, I mean everything has been like leveled and is now turning into a skyscraper It's like some city in action when they like they get the upgrade on the on the city block. But one of the first places that I renovated was apartment complex that Guss lived in. It was like the super fancy like artist apartment to be fancy. Yeah. The Metropolitan. The Metropolis.

Metropolis. That's what it was. Metropolis. Have you been back there since I drive by every now and then? Is it now it's like totally pretty dilapidated. Yeah, I would imagine so. They didn't keep up with it. So they tried to like paint it weird colors and put like art installations all around it. Try to make it like stand out. So it wasn't in the best part of town. And they were I guess they were trying to turn things around. They might have been there a little tour. I think they're the rest of town creeped up over it. All of our attempts at early renovation were terrible. Like do you remember that in the despair bedroom where Ruchitis started, I painted all the

walls green and then JD when he was a baby found the bucket of green paint and just like dumped it over in the corner. And we had a couch, and if you moved it the whole corner of the room was like matted dried green paint. You lived in the gemstouse when he painted the hallway and all the doors black. Yes. So the worst was the worst part about that. When you're drunk at night, you cannot find the fucking door. You're like an idiot robot. You're just like, whoa. So Jay called your floors and black walls. Oh, it's in different places.

Because that's like a jail cell. It was in place. And it was, we would hear people like, and like, people would be over drinking, and they say, I need to use the rest of words that go, go down that drink completely, bitch black hallway, and find it somewhere there. And then you, people would go in like,

with their hands, and then you're here. Then you're, you're you're in front of the camera there just watching people it's like something out of a haunted house but that's the dark hallway watching people fumble around when they are seeing pitch black but you can see everything and their eyes are all like that's one of the funniest things ever have you noticed that sometimes on an infrared camera some black stuff shows up black and some black stuff shows up white?

No, I was You can do this with your connect if you go on the page where it says show me what my connect can see or whatever and then you flip it to the infrared I was wearing a black hat and a black t-shirt The hat was white and the shirt was black in the infrared and I have not I could not figure out What is what what is causing that. Would it matter like material or just the way it's? I mean, yeah, one was like a beanied material and one was just shirt material, but it was weird.

Had you washed the hat recently? No. Okay. How often do you wash a hat? I don't know. I don't know. I'm not you. I don't wear hats.

I don't know. Try it out though. It's interesting. See what stuff is really black. Yeah, I don't wear hats. I don't try that. It's interesting. See what stuff is really black. Because yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's something to do with the turtion, but you'd say you didn't wash it. So I don't know. And then we moved from there, we went to an apartment in downtown Buddha. That building is still there. I haven't been there in forever. Downtown Buddha is one street light. That's it. Just that just that one street light. And I thought, well, if we move into apartment,

it's got a kitchen and it's got a bathroom. That's pretty much everything we need for a small office. So it was perfect. It had a back, was one bedroom apartment, had a back bedroom, that was our editing, because we only had one editing computer back then. And then everyone else worked in the front area like working on basically administration, IT.

We only had one computer with hard drives fast enough to edit God, how many people are in there? How stupid is that it was me and Matt in the back room and upfront it was Jeff and Gus and then very quickly Nathan and Jason and saw done a Tucker and finish the cat What did Joel eventually join in that office as well? No, Joel didn't come to Austin till after season five That's right. He visited for a while. Mm-hmm, and then, but then yeah, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many from there and then moved over to. And then I guess we stopped keeping milestones based on episodes of Rivers Blue. We moved here in season, NERP, right after eight. Season nine. So yeah, we get about two and a half three seasons out of every place.

I managed to completely miss that move from beauty to debt to Congress because I went to some convention. I went to anime expo with Jeff with Jeff. So Jeff missed it too. Jeff has missed the last two moves. Did he miss the move from the apartment to Congress? And he missed the move from Congress to down here. How would he've missed the one from Buda to downtown?

Because that was episode 100. I know he worked on that, right? I think he went out of town for another trip or something. Well, that was the one that I was on. How convenient. From Buda to downtown? From Buda to downtown. That was episode 100.

Yes. And then the one from downtown to here. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't you have missed that. Were you around then? Yeah, I helped with that to here. Yeah, well, I wouldn't you have missed it. We were around then Yeah, I helped with episode 100. Oh, that's right. Okay. Okay, I'll keep you filming the stuff in a caboose's Brain again in the tombstone remake of yeah tombstone. That's right remake of hang a mind I remember coming because I was like I was like when I was really new at helping out with the restyth

I was like Mass weird that I was watching the original caboose's mind scene in England and now I'm here in Austin helping you make it. And at that point, I threw a grenade right at the middle of the scene and you're like, yeah, I'm really glad you're helping us make it. Let's just start as a point I was trying to make about Nico earlier, is that he started, Nico started a tradition at Ruchite of hiring people from the community. I was just writing, we'll talk about this in a second, but I was just writing an article about,

or journal article about this maker show that broke down this game jam. Yeah, where they were trying to make a- I don't know about. There's not like a reality show about game development. You ever see, that's what I'm putting, you ever see the social network, the Facebook movie? Yeah, you know the thing at the beginning

where Mark Zuckerberg's and College and he's got the people all coding in a room, they're having a big contest. So programmers will do that. They just jams where they get together and they just code stuff over a short period of time and have like the contest to make games really quickly, right? Pretty much. Is that the same thing or is that different? It's like, yeah, it's a set time frame. It's like what game can you make with this amount of time? It's all part of the culture. And so they're making a reality show, but they were making a reality show. And apparently the producer

who is making it sounds like an older guy is not really party gaming culture. More so, he's coming from the reality traditional production side of things. And was like trying to like, four stories on the people on interview and on camera, like they were having an argument. This was already like, well, into production. No, I think it flamed out one day. Like the way the, the, from the account of the person who was talking about it, who was a, and if if not a maker employee then at least a maker contractor. Yeah, yeah That it was a hundred that hundred thousand dollars and the whole thing blew up in a single day and melted They stopped production and killed the

Yeah, apparently this did it just happen. I don't know when it happened But he was saying like he's going around trying to incite arguments, supposedly trying to incite arguments amongst the players or amongst the teams. And he would, so there were a couple of female programmers and he would ask those teams, like, do you feel like you're at a disadvantage because there's a girl on your team? What? Yeah, he'd ask like the all male teams, like, so you feel like you have a better shot since there's a girl on the other team? I think what he meant was, do you think you have a great advantage, girl on your team?

So it's just like he he was trying to cite that, you know, those kinds of arguments, I guess that he wanted to get out of reality TV. He's doing that thing that he was doing, I think it sounds like which a lot of producers do. And for, to be honest, when we started, the only reality show we've ever done is The Galt, we do artsy life, but we did a gaming reality show

called The Galt Lake. And in the first season, we had this notion since we're narrative filmmakers and we're Use of scripted content we had this idea that we could kind of like Massage things and like build stories We found out like the first day that that doesn't happen and that we immediately found real genuine stories that were taking place with The people that were the actual contestants like I remember we we tried to cast the guy and the girl who were boyfriend girlfriend on the same team Because we thought that would be more interesting

We definitely try to get more women in the show naturally even though it was a competitive game show And we couldn't really like you know make people win or anything like that We tried to like initially in the couple rounds We did try to make them more open games that are broader that more people play Especially females like we played super Smash Brothers melee instead of like call a duty and that kind of thing But all the stuff we tried to orchestrate, we very quickly realized we shouldn't do that and we just went with the natural stories.

You remember when Lewis left, like mid-season, like everybody was like genuinely devastated. He was really liked him, he was awesome. Yeah, and to go back to that point, it's like this long tradition to start with Nico, is like I was noticing today that there's three people here today working That were on the first season cast the gauntlet. They're here working on different productions. Oh, yeah Yeah, they're down in the studio. It's like that's like another example like how we continue to do that stuff

Yeah, and then we made the second season the gauntlet and by the way This was actually something we did produce with maker because we were producing it with blip for the first season And then we were producing it again with blip and halfway through season two, they were acquired by Maker. So this is actually a Maker production. And they were awesome. They helped us with our sponsors and everything else. And we, second season went awesome.

Especially it was a blast. That was a lot of fun. Yeah. It was really fun. And a lot of people ask if that stuff was scripted or planned out, but other than what games we were going to play, we didn't know anything. No, we literally day one, season one of the gauntlet we gave up on that thing, and we just realized that stories just naturally come out.

Like that whole I just eat thread that came up with her and Adam and Greg Miller, that just naturally came up on its own. Yeah, the odds are pretty short. The dollar season two was a lot of fun to make. Yeah, I was surprised at how quickly and how the dollar's season two was a lot of fun. Yeah, yeah, that was a surprise at how how quickly and how efficient that whole shoot went was extremely pain. It was very, very good. Yeah, it was nice. And it was even easier if your team sucked like like the old

achievement on a team because we didn't have to come into like three every day. Oh, I mean, I was a little jealous. So you weren't you like winning? I do like winning. We had a good team. But yeah, anyway, just in case I didn't mention earlier. I'm gonna be making a journal tomorrow With a lot of these pictures of the old offices and whatnot surprisingly I have a lot of pictures of the the spare bedroom. I have a lot of pictures of the beauty office I don't have a lot of pictures of the congress office. I don't think I have any of this studio Yeah, just to stop taking pictures in general. Yeah, I got a ton of pictures of the spare bedroom one just like I have a lot of the

Congress one You just started there right? I don't know many well. I was in Buda as well, but we were all jaded awful You showed me a picture of me from the first RV PTO that you're gonna post. Yeah, I think the first time we met Barbara I had braces and tons of acne that I asked them to sign my arm and I was like, I'm never washing the arm again. And she still hasn't. She's got the rubber.

We mean to never talk with you. It's been years. She's just like growing mold and like spread. But I also have a lot of pictures also from like various events that we went to and just like things that we did. Oh god. Oh, there's an old pictures that that's 2009 is to my first came to visit Austin. That was while we were making relocated I think. Must have been. That was

only any clear you guys was so any Jeff's missing there. Barb was not on the staff. Gavin was there not officially on staff, but you were directing. Like you were directing season seven there. So yeah, the only people missing from that is Jeff. I said moving that day. He must have been taking the picture. No, and apparently Gus's barber was missing at the time. I was in the middle of that phase where I just kept forgetting to go get a haircut.

I don't remember, I went like a year and a half without a haircut and I think that was in the middle of it. That doesn't explain why your beard starts or your eyes though. Well, I was thinking, I went like a year and a half without a haircut and I think that was in the middle of it. That doesn't explain why your beard starts or your eyes though. Well, I was like, wait, wait, I'll see again. I had to start growing my facial hair to match my hair hair. It's just all one bit. Yeah, so just like kind of all grows out together.

The way hair grows on your head is unbelievable. It's like nothing I've ever seen. Yeah, you got a haircut last week and it's already back to normal. It grows like up to your cheeks. It's like, do you cut your own cheek line? Yes. Do you shave up here and then leave it?

He told me once he shaved right up next to his eye. Up here, I have hair right under my eye as well. I need a color on my nose. If you look closely, you can see the stubble or maybe the makeup's covering it. No, I've seen that close. I think we were on an immersion shoot together where I just recently was asking you about that because I saw you had like

Five o'clock eye liner Fucking scary man. How do you notice like stop at your eyelashes? That high I'm afraid you're just gonna shave across your Quite high like I have some up here, but it's it's kind of to the rest of it. It's like, I occasionally just get rid of it. I knew a guy at school who's hair went all the way down to just above his eyebrows, and he like designed his own hairline because it went too far down.

He would just shave his forehead. I know people that do that. It's been so long. Did you see recently that the, I don't know if this is fake or not, but they have facial hair implants now. Like, you know, I could get like hair implants if you're like balding.

For Christa Maris. For, I guess. No, I have a spot on the back of my teeth here. I have a spot that's right there. See that? Yeah. I got a little spot that's like never grows. Do you have a jar there or something?

No, just a little dot where hair doesn't grow. I have a spot here. I have a space when I look at it. We're gonna make my frownies. I have a spot here on this cheek where this cheek is numb. Like I can't feel anything on this cheek. So sometimes I just like pull the hair out of it. That's a little weird.

What does that mean? Why are you numb on a failure? You have a numb cheek. So you pull the hair out of it? What does that mean? It's not a feeling. Sometimes I'll be like, this cheek feels weird. And I'll just like pull the hair out.

And then I have a big bull patch in the side of my cheek. Oh, okay. So you're saying it's like you just go through and like pull all the little beard hairs out. I'm still doing you can start feeling it. And you're like, oh, nope, you're hard. Yeah, there's like a ring around here where I stop getting to feel like it.

But right in the middle there, I can't feel anything. Why? Kevin, that concerns me. That concerns me that you have that. Because you can't, sometimes you have strokes and you can't type or or make words and then now your Teacher numb is it symmetrical just one cheek? Yeah, that's not good. Oh, yeah, the left side of your brain. This is the beard in plants. No, that's awful. It's like when they potentially a really weird medical way. It just looks like a bloody beard.

Oh, they put beard plugs. Yeah, it looks like it. I guess it's for people who just can't. A porcupine hit him in the mouth. What an amazing world we live in. It's like he's eating out a girl on a period. That's the thing you can fix. What happened? I missed what you said. I'm still broke. I don't want to look at Barbara. Would you say it again? I said it looks like he's been eating out a girl on her period. Oh my god. And what happened to some dumb stuff? What am I gonna do? Well that means it's kind of cool that we live in a world where if you want that fix, you can get that fixed. If you're unsatisfied with your beard, like, oh I wish it was a little fuller.

Let me have surgery. I'm trying to think what is something that you lack, that other people have, that you always lack. That's nothing. Uh, that's something that I lack, I can't whistle. You really can't? I can't make myself burp. That's not like so common though. I think it is, everyone I know is doing it.

Just do this. Everyone just says do that. Everyone, just do this and then they burp. It's like when you go to watch, when I went to the, you know, my first day with Ashley was to go to the Emmys. It was good. It was a lock. And I had a bow tie and I was going to tie it myself because I figured if fucking Jordan can do it,

anyway, I can do it. But I watched these videos online of how to tie a bow tie. And it basically, it's like step one, even at the bow tie, step two, cross right over left. Step three tie a bow tie. Yeah. right over left step three tie bow magic It's just like it's such garbage. I literally gave myself Three hours to get ready and learn how to tie a bow tie. That's why in all those photos. I'm wearing a tie I give up I give up I found an example video that someone posted on YouTube where he ties his own tie Backwards so that when you're looking at him, it's like you're looking in the mirror at how your hands fog do it.

You can show off us very nice. That's nice. Wow, this is the perfect video. You can see exactly what you need to be doing. So when you put your mouth together and then blow air through it, what happens? No, well, you're not doing the math right? Try blowing it. Yeah, like this.

You're nothing. Try blowing in. Yeah, like this. You're nothing. Try blowing in, like the sex. Such I'm blowing in. That's the only way I know how to do it. I can't do it. That's the only way I know how to do it. I can't do it. That's the only way I know how to do it.

Anything you can't do? Everyone else takes for granted. I can't sing. Oh, that sucks. I can't sing either. I've always wanted to, but don't have to. I can't sing. Oh, that sucks. I can't sing either. I've always wanted to, but don't have to. What can I do?

I feel like I can sometimes too. Like I got this, and then I hear myself, I'm like, oh, it's a fucking horrible. Did you see this video a couple weeks ago of that teenage girl? She videotaped herself, singing along to the Lion King, saw her head phones on. Yeah, and then she's like, man, man, man, man. She sounded all awesome.

And then she found this video years later She got it together with like the actual soundtrack and then just with her vocals Yeah, fucking fucking funny you sung Katy Perry in the outtakes of reconstruction and it was pretty good Yeah, well, you can do like then I'm like fakes of what I'm fakes singing. Yeah, and then you like Wasn't it I guess maybe it's in the outtakes of That's like season five I think you're wrong because it was in a live three okay, and he was on top of the thing and Standoff you surprisingly good memory when it comes what's that map? What's that map from head of three that was one of the first ones the beach one well three that was one of the first ones the beach one well uh-huh Jenny Perry made iKist a girl in 2008 so whatever the fuck that would be

probably so yeah probably so well i stand corrected Gavin i was not that much earlier no worries no worries guess this might be the first time we're moving at the beginning of a season we're moving at the beginning of a Ruby season and the beginning of a redversible production season production season so Ruby is debuting later in the year We have two more podcasts in this location after tonight two more podcast Yeah, I'm into plural podcasts. Oh, you said podcasts. Okay, two more podcast My Gavin for two more episodes after tonight

Let's go shave eyes. We're almost done in this building. Shave eyes. I'll cut. We need to figure out what we're doing for the first episode of the new location since even though despite all our best intentions, it's not going to be ready that Monday. I will figure it out. We do this. People like a little Mayhem will figure it out. Do you think the cameras would even be able to tell that it's any different? Hopefully not. I don't know. Probably not, right? No, probably because they're cameras not. I don't know. Probably not, right? We really probably can't use their cameras. And they don't think.

We realize recently, like we have these platforms built for the sets out at the new studio. Yeah, like great. Everything will just translate. We'll be able to shoot it all. We didn't take into account the back wall and all the stuff that's on the back of the head. Yeah, it's all, I hate all that stuff. What? Nothing. I mean, I'm just just like I thought I would switch out more Like over time dense fighting words There's one thing I see there's one thing in particular that I hate what and I hate if you want to go to the wide shot

I hate the the picture of the two beers that's all the way up in the other side where the arrows point As being indicated by our I hate that thing I don't know why I just don't like it. I don't like it. That's mine We're okay. You you have a frame picture of two beers. Yeah, I mean I guess yeah, okay, there we go So probably like let it sit here in the studio forever. I bought that at a sandwich on Comic-Con All right, we could put it in our office. Yeah, I'll take it. I'll take it back. I'll take it all back So you guys sharing it off?

Sharing again. Did you see what I got gust for a little office warming present? No, what you get? Uh, as a Homer Simpson quote, says to alcohol, the cause and solution of all of life's problems. I didn't see it. I actually went to his desk and it was poking out the side. And I wanted to see the whole thing.

So I got it out. Yep. We're sharing an office. It's going to be epic. I have my own office. I'm finally having my own office again after Three years with no office. You're gonna give it up again. I'm totally not gonna do it this time I'm gonna build a fucking mode you'll get a drop rich you get a sin if it's six months and then it be like I don't need an office. I don't know. I mean one and then you give it up You'd be like it's lowly in here. I'm gonna say with someone else. No, you give it up. Then it's gonna be gone never

Lonely enough to Ashley. I bet never lonely enough I'll never leave that office I'm gonna fucking like I'm gonna get one of the big bars. You know how we went there during Last Monday for our meeting. Yeah, there was a construction worker in your office and he was working on stuff And I was like hey, how's it going? He's like good just working on the office heard it was for someone important So I'm making sure it's perfect and I'm like yeah, you can say that tip that guy. I like that Yeah, I'm in office in like three can say that. Tip that guy. I like that. Yeah, I've had office in like three years

and Gabby's gonna have an office. Hey, oh, Gabby. The great thing is now your office is in the conference room. So we'll be on conference calls, like talking to people and you'll be sitting there using your laptop, you'll be like, oh son of a bitch. Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, my brother, do you want the call? Be like, are you okay? Like, sorry, it's someone else in the room. I'm gonna forget a way to like, the top of my office is open. If you want to call me like are you okay like sorry? It's someone else in the room So I'm gonna forget a way to like the top of my office is open I'm afraid I wait to like make it not open anyway that I pass again. I'm Temporary ceilings or something no So we could throw things over if we wanted to oh I'm gonna do silly string You seem really excited about that.

Do you watch? Do you watch? No. Walking dead. Anybody here watch walking dead? Nobody? All right. That point goes nowhere fast then. I just I watched walking dead and I'm not going to spoil anything.

Season something just ended. What is the season now? Four, five, four, four. I'm being told season four just ended last night and The main character in that is a dude named Rick. He's the sheriff guy probably probably you've seen him live, huh? He's it. Well, that's a little bit of spoiler. I guess that he's alive, but Sorry, he's not that promotional material. He's a he's on every poster for the thing I won't give you tell anybody else his life. That guy is and I'm gonna get

catch show in this. I know because this is a fan favorite show. That guy is like he's an English actor. He was in love actually. His accent is totally acceptable but completely inaccurate. Like I've never met anybody who has whatever that accent. He's a British dude. He's a British dude. But he wasn't British in love actually. He's not? What? He's where he's Welsh. He's a British dude. He's a British dude. He wasn't British in love actually. He's not what he's where he's Welsh Well, she's a bridge. Oh, come down which side of the sheep does he come from that's my doubt the Wales is Britain Same place. What's that Wales is Britain Okay, no, I decided so he's British if he's from Wales. Yeah, but he's also Welsh though. Yeah, it's not English

I'm British and English. Yeah, so he's not English. He's not English because he's from Wales, yeah, but he's also well so yeah, it's not English. I'm British and English So he's not English. He's not English because he's not from England. He speaks English Poorly because he's from Wales. All right, so let's find out Welsh and British Yeah, but like okay, well Britain is an island if you're on the island your bridge He's British. So I'm on Britain Britain. I'm British if you what's you said if you're on the island your bridge. So I'm on Britain, Britain on British. If you what's you say if you're on the island. If you're there's a lot of stuff in history that was called walking dead. There was a film in 1936 that was called Walking Dead. A film in 1995 called Walking Dead. Is it the Walking Dead though or just walking dead? That's called the Walking Dead. Yeah. Go Walking Dead. Walking.

Andrew Lincoln and he was born September 14 1973 in London, England. My apologies. He is English or not understanding English and British and European. But he's Georgian in the show, the state, not the country. He's from Georgia where that's where the depression of him doing a Georgian. What's that? Do it. Impressive. Yeah. Well, first of all, I know two people from Georgia. Ryan is from Georgia, and so is Matt. Matt lived in Atlanta, Georgia his whole life. Ryan's still in there.

And the way the way that Rick talks in the show, is that I've just never heard an American that talks like that. That's how it works. He goes, Carl, where do you get these people? They're people. It's just like, it's totally acceptable for the people. These are good people.

It's what he did. It's just like, I never ever acceptable for the people. They are good people. It's only to hit just like, I never, ever run into an American. It's not like that. It's totally acceptable for the show. It's completely acceptable, but it's every now and then I'm going, what is this thing? What do you mean it's acceptable? If you've never heard an American story. So, the suspension of disbelief,

like I can go the whole show and never notice it, but then once every three episodes, I'm like, what language is he speaking? What a ton is this? There's a ton of hit TV shows in America where British people play main characters who are American. I don't understand it. The wire was the same.

Right off the cost is English. Yep. I guess they're better actors. I think it's a thing they like to do to play. Same with superhero movies. They do play the violin and the wire. He was awesome. I never knew that dude was his a bit of interest.

You know what? He sound like when you do that impression. What? have you ever seen men in black with the alien who gets the human skin It's just like I've never honestly never heard that to be like if I went to England and I had to play Englishman And all the Americans were like oh that's what a British person sounds like Oh We can't just go all Ricky But it's like but it's totally acceptable when you watch show, but every now and then I'm just like, yeah, what is this? You know who's a voice?

You know it's quite good because obviously, we're judging by all of media ever. It's easier for a British person to be American than it is for an American to do a Brit. But Christopher Gess is pretty good at British accent. Oh yeah? Yeah, and spinal tap and all that. Oh yeah, yeah. You're pretty good. It's Maggie and the governor of both English as well?

From the show so you guys are watching shows. I'm talking about people. Don't you hear our movies? The new spider-man is a Brit and the new Superman is a Brit Playing very American superheroes especially Superman listen, you know the influence in the last couple decades of British TV over American TV is huge absolutely huge Some of our biggest show like like friends, the office, those are all derivatives of English shows. What's friends of derivative? Coupling, isn't it?

Or couples? What's the English? Coupling sucks. But I think that's the derivative of friends that I've been on that. That's coupling before, you know, you're before. Am I completely off based on that? I thought friends was based on a couple.

I thought friends was based on a British show. I was sure it was coupling Chums Yeah, I think there was there was some Fred friends based on British shows up right away And I'm going to accept coupling it shows up as coupling friends when the coupling stop Couple and coupling that's what, here is that from a couple of coupling. That's what Ray calls it. You and Ray. And they actually try to make coupling into an American show. They also tried to make

the in-betweeners into an American show and it looked like turd. What was it called? In-betweeners. They just use the same title Oh, yeah, like the office. We've done for the office here. Oh, yeah Didn't think of that one Kind of a big one. Yeah, did you when did coupling stop? Oh, yeah, I might be totally off base on this. I thought coupling was late 90s Did you see it was actually 2000 to 2004? I'm way off base Way off base. Coupling started during season six of Friends.

Yeah. I listened. Total retraction. So coupling was basically my apologies to Buna Murray who made who made Friends. That's it. I'm gonna apologize to have made Friends. And then apologize for getting your names wrong.

On top of that. Oh, come on. Let me read this thing. Friends has turned into, though, long term, has turned into one of the best American TV shows. Like it's actually, it's actually was kind of just like a run of the mill show, I think I mean it was very highly rated But I don't think it was like a huge critical success, but it was popular show But I think over time it's become more critically favored. It definitely I don't know about that

It's very well written if you go back and look at it the dialogue is really well written I thought it was funny show and a Sign fell didn't take off in the UK, but friends did Leave it I feel still holds up better than friends does it like I could watch any episode of the sign fell right now Yeah, same goes for friends though. What's that I could totally watch any episode of friends right now Do I know? Hey, yeah, let me read this I want to read it guys

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it's your last chance to get caught up on the books, if you so wish, before the start of season four, Game of Thrones. Is there even enough time to listen or read to the little bench? I think the audio book version of Storm of Swords is like 40 hours. So if you start now and just really listen a lot, you can do it. That's straight, yeah. I'm so excited. Do you have a speed up audio, though? In the audible app, you actually can. You can listen to it like at 1.5 and they even, I've never, I never do it. I just do it one. I know you can do it 1.5 and I think you can also do it double speed as well

You know I just want to have to the dragon yeah But I like listening to the The Roy do trees he'd like he does such a good job with like all the different voices and everything. Yeah, I like Slightly ever cooked on some of the old characters though. Yeah, but listen to old man when he's doing that That's toothless thing it takes forever. It's the best. I don't know if we're around this. It's just so long. It does take a long time. But uh, they also have walking get on audible.com. Really? I read the graphic novels. I mean, I'll be able to make a fun of walking get. I love walking get. I'm just so locked into

that show. And I love how they you should go back even if you watch the show You should definitely go back and read the graphic novels or I guess listen to my audio book. They might be expanded universe books Because the books are almost nothing to do with the show that the same characters, but they were just like Yeah, we're just gonna tell a different story even with the same characters interesting like a character that's in We're just going to tell a different story even with the same characters. Interesting. Like a character that's in episode or issue one of the comic might die in issue one. And they lived for like four or five seasons. Oh, I walking dead.

It's really cool. It's not even like the games where the games are just totally different characters, like other stories. Couple crossover characters. Couple like Glenn is across over the telltale games. But actually, you know, when I was at Emerald City Comic Con, I met the guy who writes fables, Bill Willingham, and they make Telltale makes Wolf Among Us based on that now. And I had to tell him, I said, you know,

I have to say, I'd never read the graphic novel, but I found your work via Wolf Among Us. And he said, I'm hearing that a lot lately. Yeah, the people are discovering his graphic novel. Yeah, I'm actually interested to go and check out that story based on the Wolf Among Us. You should totally do it. Guys, that's a good time with that. Have you played episode two yet?

Yes, I have. I have not played episode two of the Wolf Among Us yet. I also haven't finished episode two of Season two of The Walking Dead. Finish that also. I've been catching up. I'm finally catching up on my game. Did you just save get F'd up again? Yes, my save got fucked up again.

I had to replay up on my game. Did you just save get F'd up again? Yes, my save got fucked up again. I had to replay season two, episode one. So hopefully it saved enough for me to start. Season two, episode two, and finish it. Hopefully both of those are saved and I have to replay both of those for episode three. If I have to replay both of those for episode three, I'm just gonna wait till it's all out. Is it hard to remember every choice you made again?

Yeah, the big ones I feel like I remember, but a lot of the smaller ones I don't. I kind of wanna play. And you get frustrated. You're like, oh fuck, you're just trying to do it in a again. Yeah, the big ones I feel like I remember but a lot of the smaller ones I don't. I kind of want to play. And you get frustrated. You're like, fuck, you're just trying to do it in a hurry. Yeah. I want to, I want to play season one again and make different decisions because I want to see how different, like how much your decisions really affect the game. I'm like, whether the same character's die either way and stuff. Yeah. Try it. I don't want to, I don't want to say too much without getting like super spoilers. But super spoilers for what? They're walking dead games.

Yeah, it's tough. That's what you don't want to spoil. You know, I relate to the game. I'll acknowledge it, but I finally watched all of True Detective on HBO. I haven't even started watching it, man. Yeah, I need to. I just binge through it and watch it. Watch them.

How did you? Okay, yeah, yeah, you watch them all. It's solid. It's good. it and watch it. Watch them. How did you, so okay, each of you go go. Yeah, yeah, you can watch them all. It's solid. It's good. I'd recommend it. I assume no one else here's watched it. It's not saying anything. Yeah.

It was good. It was, it's like one of those slow burns. It's like a real slow start and before it really starts to pay off. You were telling me to get into Brooklyn 9.9. Because apparently that's really good. Andy Sandberg. Yeah, surprisingly good. I'm probably too. I hear that. Adam fan of the most of the time. I'm not going to be a fan of the most of the time.

I'm not going to be a fan of the fan of the most of the time. I'm not going to be a fan of the fan of the most of the time. I'm not going to be a fan of the fan of the most of the time. I'm not going to be a fan of the fan of the most of the time.

I'm not going to be a fan of the fan of Rick's in Carl's. There's a whole site dedicated Carl's in the name of his son in the show. And there's a whole website called Carl, c-a-a-r-l. And it's at the number of times that Rick says Carl in the show. And it's quite a bit. Season 2 of Walking Dead. Basically, you can sum up the whole show with just Carl's stay in the house. So as a director of that show, can you say to the actor, can you just tone it down a little bit on the call? Or is it just he has to do whatever is just let's do

listen, I'm not kidding, I'm I'm I'm poking a little bit of fun about the fact that it's an accent that I've never heard before, I've never run to an American, I live in Texas, I've lived in the South most of my life You want to call it you get offended when I call Texas the south no not a lot I have a Texas accent you grew up in Texas We're born practically in Mexico on the ball drive I mean this is what we sound like I don't you guys You sound the same you're born in New York though. Yeah, but I lived in Dulled in Texas most of my life

You're born in New York though. Yeah, but I lived in Texas most of my life. You were born practically in Canada. I was. Actually I was. That's actually kind of true. Oh my god, there's others out in Michigan. We would go through Canada because it was faster than drive around. I like the fact that Canada is further south

than a lot of the US, like Toronto. Canada is in the way, strive through it. It's a lot harder now. Although it's getting easier, you had an easy time traveling internationally. Oh, it's good. I always want to an easy time traveling internationally. Oh, you went to I Wish I say bell fast. Where'd you go? Budapest Budapest Budapest. How was Budapest? I took that direct flight from Austin to London

That thing is awesome. You basically just go to sleep in a chair and wake up in a Really cool. Oh, it's a it was a 787 dreamliner Yeah, and it's all brand new it looks really I've never seen a plane like it it was British Airways But because I have American and airlines I can use the same Award thing and like there's no tray in the front of the seats. They're all in the arms nice Superior which means everything's like all sleek and good and this well the worst about having the tray in the seat back in front of you It's when that person decides to recline

Yeah, all of a sudden all that shit is like in you laptop is like over here. Yeah, it's the worst I don't know how guys like how does Gilby fly on a plane. I mean, what does that? Do you hear about Adam Beard's flight recently? God those two guys are two atoms are just enormous I just imagine like they don't get in a plane. They like put it on He'll be like a plane they like put it on. And it's like, but it's, he'll be in like a plane suit. Is that like a top? It's like when Tony Stark gets the suit put over him. It's like that.

There's just a machine on that just puts the plane around him. He's gonna send the chair and they build it. Bearg was saying he got on this plane that was like so small, he couldn't stand up. Like he, it was like one of those small like, it was one of the smallest airplanes I think you could fly like commercially.

And it was like the tiny little like a turbo props and you just like down the aisle like a monster. I'm just pitching that scene in Louis where he's drinking from that tiny cup and he's like, I'm just doing the thing. Basically out of life right there. But yeah that that reflects so good usually to fly to the UK. I would have to connect through Chicago or Dallas or JFK or something Which means leaving it like two in the afternoon probably or one or two and then and then eventually taking off for Heathrow it like seven or something. I spent the whole day at work I went to the airport for eight and then

I was just in London at nine. It was perfect. It's like the living a real city. It's like a nine hour flight Yeah, it was like eight hours that way That's not better. all nine coming back damn Now does that mean you will go home to visit more often. Yeah, really you are good. Yeah, yeah It's like a grand time, but I'll do it Yeah, I remember I saw you tweet and I was just like damn your home already. Yeah fuck, you know no matter how often I fly My opinion of how much airplane tickets are is still always off from what they actually are what do you mean like if you said how much does it take to fly to New York I'd say it takes about two hundred fifty dollars

It takes about five hundred dollars But I still have in my head that it's two hundred and fifty dollars to fly to New York City Yeah, the process of stuff went up really I'm just always wrong I like I like see the deal one time and that's how much it costs to New York City. Yeah, the first stuff went up really. I'm just always wrong. I like, I like, see the deal one time and that's how much it costs to get there in my head. Honestly, I could fly to the UK for cheaper than $1,000, probably.

But I'm kind of a snob when it comes to flying now. Like, I don't like to fly, I like to only fly American or British at least. And you may as well take the nonstop whenever possible. Yeah, yeah. Like, you do not have to stop and then deal with the, the whole transfer and everything. On the way back, I didn't take the direct flight. I came in through Dallas. Idiot. Yep. And my connection time from the Dallas flight landing in Dallas

and then getting my next flight to Austin was only an hour and a half. And I was like, there's no way I'm making that because immigration, like, there's a whole thing for me to get into the country. It takes me ages. Immigration can take like two hours sometimes. So I was like, I immediately wrote off that flight. I managed to somehow get through all of that in like 20 minutes. It's basically just, when you get off the plane, just run in front of everyone. It saves you like an hour probably, just like speeding up when you get out. And then I got that pre-check thing.

They like steered me away from regular security where they were like 70 people probably in line took me to the different one and then they just put me on the So there's no there's no trays on that pre-check thing I basically I put my bag on the conveyor and I was like where do I put all my hoodie and like phone and stuff He was like, nah, I just walked through. I was like Shoes on everything is like, yeah, I felt like I was traveling for the first time Yeah, come on dude. I just picked on my bag and went it took like 10 seconds so amazing really cool and I didn't think I could get that pre-checked in waxing out of citizen yeah well congratulations you have had it jerk no do you why do you

have that because you fly so much I don't know I have no idea feel free to inform me call us up yeah because you normally have to apply for that. You have to pay an application fee. Maybe they just have to go do interviews and a whole process to get it done. Yeah, I didn't have to do DIC. Maybe they're like used to seeing you. This guy he flies to London back all the time. Maybe they're a slumber guys fans. Just Mr. Free after you.

They make you walk it all slow. Speaking of slumber guys. I can't believe that was really funny. I saw you made a comment on Another comment on the slow-mo guys video. Oh, you saw that someone who suggested using like a ping pong How did you see that comment? It was on our subreddit. Oh, it was yeah, they're just like legend Yeah, some people are stupid people want all my videos to be safe and not entertaining. Yeah What's the point? They complained that in the mouse trap video. Yeah that Dan put his arms down into the mouth I didn't just use a pin-pong ball or something

Wouldn't been funny brilliant right then you said oh, maybe we should have thrown the soccer ball out of mannequin instead of in his face I call him an idiot and it said it feels wrong for me to cool one of my fans an idiot, but it was an idiot It's stupid Yeah And I said it feels wrong for me to cool one of my fans an idiot, but it was an idiot. It's stupid. Yeah, a lot of me might find it. So fucking funny. I just love how much pain you put him through. Yeah, we're about to start immersion season two, barely soon.

And the ideas that people have for immersion are just like, it's not shall, it's like, just kill Gavin and Michael. The most common, you already think it's the most common thing people suggest that we do for immersion. Punch me in the face? No. I think I know it. What is it? Is it have them jump off a tall building into a baila hay?

That's exactly what it is for Assassin's Creed. They want us to put you on the top of a tower and have you jump into a baila hay. That will be awesome. Don't do it. How would we do that? How would we do that? Would you do it in the water?

I would do it on to, hey, hey, would hurt less than water. No, are you eluded? You would just slip right through that. What if you miss? Yeah, what if you miss a pile of, hey, we're not gonna make a pile of water. Make it huge, make it. Then it's not like a Assassin's Creed.

Well, me, that's water. When you jump into a bucket and Assassin's Creed. I also love like, I've been playing Assassin's Creed 4 and now he'll jump off the top of like the tallest Church and land in a pile of palm And he like slides into it like like disappears and do it never bang his arms on anything either like in the tiny little wheelbarrows And nobody like right next to the pile of hay or the pile of palm fronds goes the fuck with Jesus, you know one's ever seen him.

But that's the thing, I love grief in these slumber videos because Dan's always the one getting hurt. I have no issue with getting hurt, I would happily do it. Someone has to film it, I can't stress this enough. I've got to like frame up on him a focus and press record in that. He can't do it, he's an idiot. No, I love that you have Dan doing that.

That's my, I can't get enough. The reason Dan is in the slamer, guys, is because I can't throw a football at my own head. Right. Wow. Great way to talk about your friend. Oh, that shot of Dan when he sets off the mouse traps at his face is like this. Yeah. I love it. This is a look of raw fear. Yeah. But he goes for it every time. Yeah. Full commitment. He's been seriously hurt. He's had his ear nicked. Oh, yeah. He's had.

He's had. He's had. He's had. He's had his ear nicked. Oh, yeah. He's had. He's had. He's had.

He's had. He's had. He's had. He's had his ear nicked. He's had his ear nicked. Oh, yeah. He's had. He's had.

He's had. He's had. He's had. He's had. He's had his ear nicked. was molded ridiculously. With all the meat was in the end, and that was about hit him with. So, sorry, Daniel, it looks like a bell end now. Have you seen his ear after it's here? Yeah, I thought. It's like a urethra. I said him a YouTube video of a play where they had the breakaway shooter glass bottles. But one of the actors picked up the wrong bottle

and brained another actor on stage. You just hear it goes, because don't cut the actors't go down and eat. He actually got his stumbles around from the while. He's just looking around and he's just like, and then everyone starts to realize what's happened. He's just like, oh, I don't know. And then he goes to a computer and types chums.

Chums. So we were talking about the office earlier. Did you see that website from last week or I saw it last week? The office time machine. So this guy made someone by himself made a website. What he did was you go to the website and it's like a YouTube player and a like a text entry for a year. So you like by the time you type in like 1985 and you'd go and it loads. Oh, here it is. It loads an iPhone video showing every pop culture reference throughout

the entire series of the office that happened in that year. I read the description. I still don't understand what it does. So like you type 2007 and it shows every reference to anything that happened in 2007 throughout all of the office. Wow. So like, and it went all the way back like 99 was where it starts. So let's further back from that. Oh it does. So it references like it references the year of the reference. Right. Because the office wasn't around in. So like if they think like Billy Joel's piano man, it goes back like 1970, whatever. When piano man came out. Exactly. That's, I love the internet. One guy by himself, it took him a year and a half. That is what the internet used to be.

The internet used to be a lot of websites where people just did stuff. Now it's kind of like a lot of like, forms that you just like put a video up and sure people can make cool video content. But we don't realize that like just by having a big site like YouTube, it kind of forces everyone to make videos.

This kind of thing is totally not that. It's like a unique thing to the internet where it's like a combination of like a compendium of this guy watching every episode of the office and then an interface where you can like look at it in this particular perspective. Yeah, you're like, oh, what, what, you know, what happened? What references were there to the year I was born in? You're like, okay, watch all of that. And he has a, like, a couple of, or has another video where it's like, I don't know these references. Can anyone help me? It's like, what song is he humming? You know, or like stuff like that. He made a Google doc so people can help him figure out

the things that have been as it goes. He has to go back and I guess, recut the videos, and put stuff into the correct year. What do you think changed the internet the most from that regard? From a collection of enthusiast doing one thing and doing it over the top well. What do you think changed it the most? I think more than anything like centralization of all of that media. Like you look at a site like YouTube, it's like one place you go to, you end up with like the most commonly liked things rising to the top.

I think it was Wikipedia because that was what the internet was all about, was you go to find out a research effect. Now if I look up anything, the first thing that comes up is Wikipedia. And it's honestly, it's where I go. So if I look up something like, I just now trying to find coupling, I just look up coupling, I saw the Wikipedia entry for it, so I can go there and I can know what year it came out. But I always, the example that I was used way back in like 98 when I looked up the Battle

of Hastings, and it was some dude's yellow background Page. All about the battle of Hastings and I thought I have no idea if this guy's right, but just by virtue of the fact that he made An entire web page about the battle of Hastings. I just trusted this guy's right. I wish I am DB and Wikipedia would combine Okay, I just flipped back and forth between depending on what I want to find out about an actor movie So I wish they were the same. I got an Android tablet recently and I took it with me on this trip to Seattle Why'd she an Android tablet? I want to see what it's like. It's a big change I've only ever used iOS devices, so I got an Android tablet and on my flight back from Seattle I was like, okay, you know, I'm gonna try this thing out

So in like the Google Play store, I rented Captain Phillips I was was like, I'm gonna watch Captain Phillips in my flight back to Austin. Good movie. So, you know, we take off, you know, I'm watching the movie and then I need a positive for a second, so I pause it and I see that all of, when I, as soon as I pause it, all of the actors get circles on their faces. I'm like, what's that? So I click on Tom Hanks' picture and it pulls up a little sidebar, it says Tom Hanks Then it has like a list of his works his movies he's been in Other movies you could see you can rent from the Google Play store for him Then it also has like another little drop or a little pull-up of the song that's playing in the background at the moment So you could buy that song also if you wanted to awesome

Yeah, so like every scene with new actors and I was constantly playing and pausing it like who's it gonna? See who's it gonna see it's like oh this actor is so and so this Actors like all of them are circle circle circle like holy shit Yeah, I'm gonna have to go in and like almost not frame by frame, but seen by scene. I don't know. I don't know how they did that They might be able to do it with face recognition. Yeah, or if it's just metadata that's in there already There's also a thing I saw it might have been on iPad but where they were showing a trailer for a movie Just they're just been released and they showed the iPad version. And they were like scrolling back and forth, but it would take the special effects away

as they did it. So it'd be like, you know, when they do special effects comparisons like before and on, it was doing that on the fly as they were watching the movie. That's cool. That was crazy. I would love that. I do like the fact that we're amazed that they could go through a professional person go through and put all that metadata in essentially and circle faces and all that.

But we just saw a thing where a guy did it for no money and it was a hobby. He did it for every single episode of the office and built an interface for it and went out researched all the individual things and then compiled them that way. I mean, it's like people do these things, you know, especially if like a big production, they hire people to do that kind of stuff all the time. Yeah. I'm mostly basically like, if you look at Gavin's credit in some of these big long list of movies, I mean, Gavin runs slow motion photography, which was the number one way they

shot the, you know, a five minute sequence in Sherlock Holmes 2, and Gavin's like one of like, it seems like a thousand or two thousand people to get listed in there, you know. It's just crazy the amount of people that work in this industry. It's very rare that I have a go in the credits of a movie. I only have a work today usually, but Sherlock, I work like three weeks on it. You know, it's a maze too. I learned in this one, Matt worked in movies where there was a big premiere for a movie where he said, hey, you go into the big premiere, he goes, no, we don't go to that.

I was like, what do you mean? I thought that was what the premiere is for everybody who worked in the movie. You know, I didn't go to the Sherlock Holmes one. I went to a cost and cruise screening. There's not invited. No, there's not invited. Damn. It's like, there's so many people who are going to movies.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like maybe 10 people from the casco and then a bunch of other people to publicize it. Like Donald Trump's, you know, not in any of these movies, but he goes to these premieres and stuff like that. He will post this one, isn't he? Yeah.

I mean, it's weird. I thought of him. Yeah, I didn't even remember that. Yeah, he walked around the last men's black premiere. Yeah, I took Gavvy for your birthday last year. No, yeah, before. You were before, I'd been that long. Yeah. Holy cow.

Yeah, we went to the men in black three premier. We've been here two years. It opened New York. Me and Gav. We got all guccied up for it. It was fun. It was fun. It was a good time.

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I have a question for you. I had something this weekend that made me laugh because I didn't think it was real. And I thought you might know because you're a Jew. Wow. Wow. That's good. Why does that I thought you might know because you're a Jew. Wow. Why is that, why don't you laugh? You're Jewish. The way you say it.

We don't deliver it. Oh, you're a Jew. I heard about this couple. It was like a pre-arranged Jew wedding and they had to marry a man. Just wedding. I can't wait it. Yeah, and the rabbi married him and all that stuff. Then like five years later they didn't want it and they wanted a divorce.

Okay. the rabbi married him and all that stuff. Then, like five years later, they didn't want it, they didn't want a divorce. I was told to get divorced in Jewish. You have to do it, you have to do it backwards. What is that? You have to do what? They did the wedding again, five years later, but backwards. I've never heard that in my life.

When you mean like they started up by the, the, the, the, the, the kids, they don't realize. They don't realize it. Yeah, but it's not the thing they did, the whole thing backwards and then they were divorced. I've never heard that in my life. by the The Like The whole thing backwards and then they were divorced. I've never heard that in my life. I saw someone messing with me Probably that guy just wanted to ring back Jewish wedding backwards Net nothing even even Google is in this dumb wait wait maybe it is

Even even Google is in this dumb wait, man, wait, maybe this Just think Jewish divorce or just do wedding backwards step backwards. What do you mean? It's like there's something in thing where it's like or step seven time backwards and forwards over a fish Over a fish that's our own person man backwards It meet other wedding traditions immediately after the religious after the religious ceremony, when the newly wedded Japanese Jewish couple, what? Jump three times over a large platter filled with fresh fish or over a vessel containing live fish or step seven times backwards and then forwards over a fish.

What am I reading? Japanese. What are you reading? What? What? Japanese. What? I don't know.

I don't know what I'm reading. I'm on Jewish wedding traditions at Jewish wedding traditions This is a traditional Japanese Jewish wedding Dude, backwards Jewish It's brought to anti-Semitic site Brought to you by Jimmy Kimmel Shame on Jimmy Kimmel Gone too far

Gone too far, he's gone too far this time He needs to stop He needs to stop It's terrible You should be offended You're talking to that Oh, just a friend. You don't want to out this person now.

To the backwards. I'm just, they were really serious about it. It's untying. You're too much. I think you wish. I'm confused now. Oh, now you're confused. You can be used. I don't want the baby anymore. She's stuck in backup in her. You're not confused now. It's just that now you know your converse. You've just learned that you're confused. They just want joking.

Just say where? They want being funny about it. Julie's sweating backwards divorce. I'm trying to, everything I can to find this. To a backwards ceremony, Jewish divorce. It's one of my relatives could text me and fill me in if this is a real thing or not. What about Larry Duncan when he might know?

Yeah. Lazarus. Or Marion. Again with the fish. What is it this time? Nope. It's the Japanese Jewish tradition of the basket of fish. It's not interesting.

Very, uh, there's not a lot of Japanese Jewish people in the world. So maybe this verse is a thick, what is it? What you find? A requisite divorce term, a sort of backwards of backwards wedding on do a backward wedding all right Oh, it's a play Oh Maybe they maybe they were really confused like they were walking by a rehearsal for the play and they thought they were watching natural ceremony Like holy crap. This is crazy. Sorry.'t come and says nope. Nope. Cheers Larry.

Glad we sell that one. Did he? Do you feel really stupid after you say something like that? Like are you embarrassed though? I'm not the hero. I'm not embarrassed. What do you think is the dumbest thing that people do? There was a really interesting thread.

I got it right at the other day. And there's a thread that if humans disappeared from the face of the earth, like humans just bought vanished. And then aliens showed up tomorrow with no humans on the planet what would be the weirdest thing they would find they would have to describe and I think the top voted thing was they would completely not understand zoos why some animals are in the wild and then some of them have like gathered ages and like are like in these little places.'re in jail stop. Yeah, they're all the criminal animals. They would have seen it with the criminal animals the other animals had imprisoned I feel like a dildo would be weird to them. That would be weird. What is what I mean if you've bled it on earth I don't think the first thing you would find is a dildo

I mean you could see it's it was the first thing in Japan is to be jumping over a fish Why is it a basketascular fish in this all? It's just an all-chew. Oh, Mount Rushmull would be pretty weird. Yeah, a monument to like all these weird alien faces in the rock. Maybe that would wash it, though. What do aliens would bow down to the mountain? Were they from the animals carved it?

Do you know the way to these gods that they had? It's not questioning the zoo animals. It was the slave animals in the zoo. It have the right to use God that they had? It's not questioning the zoo animals. It was the slave animals in the zoo. That's really interesting. They put them in the ocean there. Yeah. I just see what the people think.

The type of decals on Reddit that come up occasionally. You know, sometimes in places where it's like a quirky place and they'll have like a crashed UFO into the side of the building. It's like the look of the building. They design it that way, yeah. Maybe that's not an actual UFO. Yeah. Okay. That'd be weird for the aliens. Well, like they do the upside down building. They designed it that way. Yeah. Maybe that's not an actual UFO. Yeah. Okay. That'd be weird for the aliens. Well, they do the upside down building. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A shock in the top of the roof. It was not. Where's the shark? Where's that? There's loads of them. Is there? Yeah. There's loads of sharks in the buildings. Well, there was one on the street I used to work on in Oxford. Really? Yeah. And I think on the inside, you could actually see the sharks head coming through the ceiling. That's pretty cool. I think we've just kind of given up on stuff like that in the US, except for maybe in Vegas. Or a board of land. I think even Vegas is given up on it.

Yeah, there's like goofy architecture stuff. I think you still see that shit in Orlando. I think that's about it. I actually really like get into sites that had abandoned places and they would take photos of it, like abandoned high schools and like coliseums and stuff like that But like you were talking about just earlier with the the tropolis apartment complex relived and how it was just really cool Like artistic modern thing and then it just kind of fell off

Yeah, it didn't matter after a while now. I'm just getting kind of sad about that kind of stuff Where it like it was this big endeavor and like when they build a high school and people went to that high school And now it's just this old like rotting building that just like people just one day walked away from it Or like what's wrong with that? It just seems weird to me like that's to me. It's like that is Somebody's dream to build that thing and design that thing and then after a while it just like does it But the most recent episode of vice on HBO They great show by the way they they follow people who Scrap in urban centers like Detroit and Cleveland where you know, these are giant Vice on HBO. They they they follow people who

Scrap in urban centers like Detroit and Cleveland where you know, these are giant formerly manufacturing cities that have had to close down hospitals and schools and they just abandon them And they follow around these people who go into those buildings and just take all the metal they can To sell to scrap yards and it's like you see like they walk into one place and they're reports like wow this pool is beautiful When was this high school built 19 1928 it's like okay, and they're just like totally trashing it's like pulling everything they can out of it of value And it's just like a decrepit buildings falling down on itself now It's that right. Yeah, it's absolutely safe Don't go in it instantly they probably don't have the money to pay for it to be torn down. It's unsafe It's our point why are you want money to pay for it to be torn down. It's unsafe. Did they have to pay? It's our poor wire.

I feel like the city or whatever. The city doesn't have the money. You would rather watch it collapse on itself than just have someone say, Yeah, well, it's unsafe. Like, it'd be the weirdest thing ever. It's like, did you hear Gavin's in the house? Well, I was like, well, a high school from Detroit came down to Texas. I'm going to beat the shit out of him.

Or through a nail out of Naya's tetanus. Stay out of it! Leave it alone! That's a waste of damn space now, isn't it? I don't know, it's just something I usually think you would do. You always throw a history about schools. We had a big argument once about a school that wasn't a school anymore. And you were livid about it.

Never had this argument. We did! We had an argument where I said a school became something that wasn't a school. Yeah, it should stay a school. I'm like, what are you out about? I've known what it did to come. I don't know. I'm like a shopping center or something. No, I should happen. They should not do that. I think you're right. Was it about the McMenderman school in Portland that they made it into a theater? He was upset about that. It was a podcast between my own school. Yeah, I I know, like school shutting down. Actually, I actually don't like school shutting down.

That's a sign of a population decreasing, or is that just a sign of a population center moving? Can someone cut together, Bernie saying, I've never spoken about that, and then hard cut it to the bit where he was speaking about that. It's like me talking about pumpkin. Yeah. It's so sick of pumpkin.

Or are you talking about how you... What was the thing just reached mayonnaise? Manace. How you like mayonnaise? Now you don't like mayonnaise. Well, I'm not that big on it. People change. But you people change in weird sections.

Also, the podcast had even over a hundred, right? Me. Over 200. I'm in tweeting stuff from the like looking for topics and on Twitter right now that their hashtag is RT podcast But I I think I hit the wall for Interaction for a little while because a guy called me out on that and he said hey, I'm listening This is actually why I started listening to podcasts that were two parts because he called me I go hey, I'm listening to this podcast you know

You talk about driving your new car your Tesla and you were bitching about Tesla at the beginning of this podcast I was like what did I say that was bad? I maybe said they were prototypes and there was one that broke down in good mind So I went and listen to the podcast download the whole thing listen to it and then I'm like listen to the podcast We're talking about Nikola Tesla the inventor Wow, and I was like I'm talking about Nikola Tesla the inventor and how his all his stuff is way blown out of proportion by fans of him And he goes, oh, I guess I just misunderstood and I said, no, no, no, I was like, you don't That's impossible that you want misunderstood that did you think my car was alive in the 1800s and fighting with

Comedistan? Is that what you think? And he's like, hey man, it's a long podcast. I was doing other stuff I was like, I got so fear easy in the airport. I wasted so much of your time You didn't give me shit, but I didn't get it all. I was so furious with this idiot from wasting my time. You go through with that and the guy was like, oh, with.

Yeah. So I got like, I'm down along in the airport. It was like 30 minutes. I'm giving you anything else. And I don't know why. I felt compelled to do it. And that's like, I immediately regretted it. I based on what you said.

I feel like I should remind people that the Twitter feed we check is people who are tweeting with the hashtag RT podcast. Yes. I don't check my personal Twitter feed. I feel like a lot of times we're doing the podcast. People are tweeting stuff to me. I don't see that. No, you do.

I was like, it's like, the podcast is over. I have like 200 ads. Like, I don't see any of the hosts But then but they're they're applying to moments in the moment. So they'll be like I'm the same way and I'll be like I don't know what you talk. Yeah, just hashtag it Archie podcast There's no need to to add it to me because I won't see it It's some reference. You are saying you hate people right? Yes, absolutely How would you deal with the situation? I'm on the plane. I'm watching

That Ben still a movie life of that like the woman in front leans back, puts her ponytail over the seat and her hand. So all I'm really watching is Ben Stiller with a really long haircut for like half an hour. And I'm thinking I was like, I can either just watch the movie with her hair on half the screen. I can move it, but then I'm touching someone's head and hair weird, or I can actually talk to her. Why don't you just lift your laptop and put it like back on the table so her hair was behind the laptop?

It wasn't laptop, it was the screen. The TV screen on the chair. Oh, like in that case, you have to talk to her. You have to ask her. Here's what I did. I paused it and took a nap. I'm gonna wake up. It was gone.

I would have just stuck like little pieces of food in your hair. One time when I was driving, when I was flying in Vegas, there were no screens. I was on a Southwest flight. I was just sitting there. I was in a window seat, I guess. There was this really old guy in the middle seat in front of me. And then part way through the flight, actually I was taking it back, I was in the aisle. Anyway, part way through the flight, he's in front of his middle seat. He puts his hand back. Like this, but it's like in front of me, and it's like this gnarly, 70 year old hand that's got all

these little cuts on it. And it's like, you know, less than a foot in front of my face. And I'm like, what the fuck is this guy doing? Yeah, it's like my solution was to take an apple Before as well I was by the window and I was leaning on the the side because I always pick a window if I'm gonna sleep You can use a night fly I was sit by the window guys foot like goes between my chair Oh, I'm here. It's just like Something's just nasty foot right by my I'm here. It's just like some dude just nasty foot right by my foot. He can see where his foot's gone. I lost hold. A whole thread on Reddit of that guy who had a lady's feet,

like both of her feet wedged in between the rest, like right there on the window. The whole flight, I think he said it was like a six or seven hour flight. And he kept taking pictures of the whole flight of like him next to them and just being like, what's up? You should have some meal polish. I'm like, it's disgusting. I think if you, you can jab their feet with a fork,

and it should be okay. I would have just like accidentally spilt something on it. Oh, can I have the hottest coffee you have please? Yeah. Whoa, it's turbulent. Turbulence. Turbulence. You just be waiting invotably.

And then they get mad, you'll be like, bitch, come on. Yeah. See where I'm at rest. There was a, when I was flying back for Seattle the other day, there was a little kid who was flying by himself. He must have been like five or six. He was really, really young. And like the flytens bring him onto the plane,

and he's sitting across the aisle for me. You know, same row, but on the other side of the aisle. And he's really well-behaved. Like he sits down, he pulls out his tablates, like playing games and shit. I'm like, wow, this kid's great, right? Man. We work partway through the flight.

We experience some really bad turbulence, like super bad shaking, like the planes going up and down. The kid, like, was playing his tabloty the whole time. We're like, the plane's shaking all over the place. He puts the tablet down, looks at the window He puts the tablet down looks at the window opens the window looks out the you know at the ground and everything It says it says really loud. I bet this is what it's like when a plane is shot down I think it was not the fuel tank though because then it would just blow up And then he closes the window and it goes back to his tablet and it's like crazy

The window just goes back to his town and it's like crazy crazy Get it. I can't see it. I love it. What happened to Alan? You said he had some crazy Like I don't understand people like that was such such an early flight like a 529 Yeah, especially you gotta put on perspective. Okay, so five thirty flight in the morning You've got to beat the airport at 430 which means you got to get up at 330 in the morning to get ready from your hotel and get to the airport But that's perfect because that's in that sort of window where it's so ridiculously early you can probably go about to sleep Oh, I mean you get on the plane you go back to sleep. Yeah, or we can see you're gonna free just miss your plane That also happens. Yeah, or it's like what that time where you have a couple of beers you like I don't have to sleep I can stay up and I'll just go straight to the airport. You never make it to the airport.

I've never missed a flight. The only time I've ever missed a flight was when I got there an hour and a half before my flight took off. But I have no idea. I got a trouble with my bag, checking my bag, then I got in a security line had trouble there. This one is on the watch list as well.

So I had to check in at the counter and there was a big long line at the counter. It's like literally the only plan I've ever missed was because I was... I got to an hour and a half earlier. I thought you meant that you were at the gate an hour and a half earlier. I was like, how do you possibly miss your life? No, it's just locked down. So surely if you're checked in, if you're checked in and in the airport, are they just going to take off?

They think that. They make the announcements. So if you did like final boarding last call for Buddy Bras and last call? No, I got to the point where it's like I got so delayed in the lines like getting to the counter that I wasn't issued a boarding pass in time. And then I just I ended up missing my plane. It's literally the only plane ever missed. It was like eight years ago.

You can be bare with you. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't care. I get it. I show up at the airport now about 40 minutes before my flight takes off. I'm parking my car. Because if I don't check a bag and I have my boarding pass on my phone, they have no idea if I'm not in the airport or not. I mean, you can just roll up, you know, as long as you get to your plane like 10 minutes before, I'm saying something that's going to make somebody Mr. Flight, but it's really pretty true. It's pretty sweet. Well, I don't have to wait street lines either

anymore. It's amazing what rules are in place, but don't apply in any way. I went from like not being able to get through security to now. It's like, I don't even go through security. It's a weird thing. Then in short amount of time because they have all the pre-check stuff. I'm sorry, I mean, you're actually Gabby. I was just saying, there's a lot of rules that everyone knows and has heard of that aren't actually they don't apply like being

Two hours early before an international flight. You don't really need to yeah, it's nowhere You're especially before Austin having to have all of your Like wash stuff in a see-through bag and take it out Never not only do you not have to take it out? You don't have to have it in that bag now You can just have it in your case you might occasionally get the guy who like if it's in England I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

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I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. because I was so paranoid as something going wrong or then like not allowing me into the country. But what's the worst that could happen there? Does anybody take it to fight? I thought just taking it to a fucking happen. This is not a true story. Guys, everybody's gonna fight. I want to hear that. I have to take a fucking mind.

I want to hear this. Guys was first book in travel. This is bullshit. Because you book travel first. That's not, I know, but I booked it right. So when we first started book in travel for us, Jim agrees this is not a true story by the way like that matters He was such it was such he was such an inexperienced traveler that we first started booking travel for us again

Not true. I travel for years in my old job. He would book us the longest possible layovers wherever we went So we wouldn't miss our connecting flight. So instead of an hour layover He booked us three hours. I'm like, why do I keep having three hour layovers? He said I want to make sure we make our flight You absolutely did that. Absolutely did that. No one corroborates that. What is that? Someone must have done it to him.

It sure as fuck wasn't me. Before Rooster Teeth, I traveled for three years with my old job. You've always, the whole time I've known you, you've always been really smart with travel. Yes. And also, if you miss a connection, you get to the next one.

You want the next flight. Unless you're Jeff. Jeff went through a four year run where nobody wanted to fly with Jeff because he was so Unlucky about delayed flight and cancel flights when we went to the Lincoln Center His flight he stayed in New York an extra three days Is that port Scott fucked up by a snowstorm? Yes, no storm was like right along the Mississippi. I remember So I'm like that you guys because you went to that event, didn't you? We all like rebooked,

but for some reason, Jeff and Sarah could not rebook. They like it took a minute to three days. There's a joke. So let me let's see who who who sounds more guilty here. As a joke, Bernie booked Jason's travel on that trip and he booked him in and out of the I slip airport. I did. I'm trying to be funny. I fucked with them. The wet air. He was a huge long island. He was a big guy who was not delayed. Because Jason was a big guy. He was a travel girl.

I'll book you. So I booked him like way out in Long Island. This tiny little airport. So I had to take an hour and a half cab right in. But then as a result of that, he was the only one who got that on the flight. It's karma. I've only been delayed like that. I think once where I was delayed a day,

I was delayed with Matt in Chicago. And I felt really sorry for Matt because he'd been traveling for a while, hadn't seen his kids in a while, and then he ended up getting delayed, and he had to spend the night in a hotel room with me. And he was like, looking at his kids, I was like, oh, this sucks for Matt.

Right now, he stuck with me instead of his kids. You just see me Matt. So we got booked out to Vancouver, and for some reason we connected to Phoenix because American Airlines just recently bought US Airways. Although the US Airways employees I'll tell you they bought American. That fucking portion is like a really weird no flight path. Really weird but that's that's US Airways hub is in Phoenix. So we go and I'm like we're up. I don Why? What's up up? It was like a tattooed you one. It's like a painting.

According to the... The O.T.J.S. I heard the layover story before, but it was Jeff who booked those flights the first time I heard it. What's that? It was Jeff who did it? According to Twitter, you have told that story before. I like that you'll find the out the true information from yourself in the past.

Yeah. Good. Somebody called Jeff out on that. Because somebody did it. Somebody would book us on flights and they would make it, I think it would make us wait extra long. in the past. Yeah, good. So we called Jeff out on them because he or somebody did it. Somebody would book us on flights and they would make it and they would make it a way extra long. Wasn't fucking me. Fuck with it. It was another person. It was Jeff as far as I remember when it came up in an old podcast.

This is awesome. I'm glad we've done so many podcasts. They're fuckers. They don't know shit. They was probably one of those people who did it to me. I realized why I would do with the time machine. I realized what I would do. Originally, I thought I want to go and solve all the mysteries. Like, see what happened with JFK and all that stuff. Now what I want to do is take my Mac Pro, my new bin shaped Mac Pro. Go back maybe 30 years and give it to Steve Jobs. Be like, good luck with that. Do you think maybe someone already did that? And that's how it's just today. Wouldn't you, wouldn't you wouldn't do it many good? No, I know, but he'd be like, he'd be an

ore of it. Nothing on it would make sense. But I'd be like, this is what you will sell in there. Try and get to that. And he'd be so frustrated because he's so, you know, 30 years away from being able to do that. So let me ask you a question. Let's say tomorrow, you wake up, and you're in the middle of a field in England, and you've gone back 500 years. Let's go back a thousand years. Let's say you go back to the middle ages, right? Dark ages.

You go back to that point in time, okay? You know everything you know now. Everything that you've gained from modern technology and absorbed via osmosis, not from your studies. But you know all that stuff. In the first day, are you king or are you killed? What happens? I would die immediately immediately, right? Yeah. I mean, none of my knowledge would apply. I wouldn't have. It is basically just people punching each other and stuff back then, right? People drinking a punch.

It was it. There was in the punching. It's trading like messed up pieces of gold. I imagine. And mud. It's a boxer. So you would go to, you would go there and you would bam, time machine wake up, you're immediately punched a death.

It's like a knife. I would walk in, I would walk up someone, I'd say something that he would think I was a pretentious prick. If the word pretentious even existed back then probably not but I would be Please they probably did have to invent it at some point like it. I'll think a peasant was maybe Walking going I feel rather potential Think of my skills and how they would apply I'd be like right guys guys

It's not it that it's not invented yet I think of my skills and how they would apply. I'd be like, right, guys, guys, it's not invented yet, cameras that don't exist. But what I do, I use even more special ones to make stuff slow. And they just smack me today, I mean. I mean, you would draw a selfie. They think you're a great thing. Pretentious, origin, 1835 to 1845. Now what, at the airport? Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait for the word to come on. What would you do? What would what knowledge do you have?

First of all cooking I feel like I could bake something They'd be amazing and they were like like really amazing that I can bake something like Like peanut butter cups like peanut butter cups. There's no way they've got peanut butter cups in the... So are you going to get peanuts from the middle of an English field? I would figure that. That's gonna be the hard part, obviously. Acquisition of the raw material.

Wait up. Don't punch me, sir. Let me make you something. Hold on a second. Let me whip up this or smore. I wonder what he was up to. It's a woman's job. They wouldn't have chocolate.

Right. I got to figure that part out too. But I can do it because I know how to make chocolate But there's no cocoa in Europe. I just go buy some You're like, okay, I'm gonna say a west right? There's nothing you would know that go west and there's a whole Extra land there that you can take over and it's all yours like your land there that you can take over and it's all yours. You know, there's a bunch of people. There's a bunch of really nice people who will help you out and then we'll pull.

Can you get a boat? Can you convince someone they'll give you a boat? Listen, there's a delicious thing called chocolate. It's over there. It would be interesting. Don't punch me. As to what period you would have to go to, maybe what year? To completely nip something in the bud, like racism.

Imagine the first time racism happened and you could just be like All right, these guys are great. We're all the same go and then it was fine like could could that be possible? I think racism is the way that humans describe normal animal activity like if a dog choose up a cat It's just I'm a dog and that's a cat. I'm fighting because I'm competing for everything on the planet. And this thing is not me. So it's

done. It's humans versus humans. Yeah, I guess, I mean, I get even different, even like the same species. I don't think it's, I think a pair of different races to dogs and cats. I'm maybe not, but different breeds of animals. They attack each other. Yeah, all the time. I just competition and we have society. We've like tried to remove ourselves from that. I'm not justifying thing. It's necessary I think we have a society so we don't have it But it's like I don't think racism had a start anywhere. I think it's a start somewhere I think I think people stopped beating the shit out of each other They just stopped with certain groups first basically and even they were pretty bad at that the first time a black person met a white person

How did it go? I think look if there's one thing I've learned from game of thrones The worst thing that can happen in like before civilization or before modern society the worst thing that could happen to you when you're out on the road Is you meet anybody else right that is the worst thing that can happen you actually the worst thing that can happen to you is that you meet someone You don't know and even worse than that is meeting someone that you do know. Those are two terrible events that can happen to you. Or you meet someone you don't know who recognizes the colors of your flag. I'm like, Oh, I don't like that flag. Yeah. Just anybody. Every time they run into somebody, it's the worst thing that can possibly happen to them. And I think that's just the way the world worked for millions of years. It's like, Daisy.

It's like you run into something like, uh, uh, who the fuck is this? Right. I was still working that. If you could go back in time with an iPhone, you could pretty much rule the world. No, but it wouldn't work. No, you wouldn't. It's not internet. Like, even if you went back, it's so worthless without like, and that works.

If you went back 20 years with the iPhone 5s what we're up to right now and Showed someone you wouldn't be able to show them what it is It would just be like a tiny TV. You got a pocket TV. That's brilliant I was using my phone on the flight of the day in airplane mode and I was like this thing's a piece of shit Yeah, it doesn't do anything and you wouldn't be able to charge it the compass would be amazing 20 years ago 20 years yeah, okay, yeah, well you wouldn't be able to charge it. The compass would be amazing. 20 years ago? Oh, 20 years ago. 20 years ago. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you wouldn't be able to charge it. You're like, you listen, in the future, there's gonna be this thing called the internet. Yeah. But did USB exist 20 years ago? No. All right.

I don't know. No, don't know. There's a moan from the control room. Why? Because it's your USB comet. Does that just keep it coming? 20 years ago, actually, we're getting close to 20 years on USB.

USB was what? Like, 98, 99? You probably were talking about like, I'm sure several times the spec was made like in the early 90s or something. The spec was made by DaVinci. Like, when did the internet come around? The first time I used the internet was like 93. But I think the graphical interface for the web was like 93 or 94.

But like midnight, but then people tell you it's been around since the 70s for the web was like 93 or 94. But like midnight, but then people tell you it's been around since the 70s, but it really has. That means you're using like Archie and Gofer and all that. It's a bunch of people. It's a bunch of people at the universities. I mean, you would be able to text anyone. Nothing cool on there. Oh, no. No, no, no.

You can't text anybody designed in 1996. USB. Oh, okay. My IBM. It's close. It's a huge. No one used to that that point though. No, no, it was a big, it was deck IBM Intel Microsoft, any C and Nortel.

All all came together to make USB. And we still have the same fucking plug for it. I feel like I have to justify my race. Comment. Why would I feel like I have to go back to that to like over explain it, but you get what I'm saying there? No, I don't think throughout history But why people the same is

I think everybody killed everybody when they met each other. Yeah, and I think it's less weird But you know I have a little scale that racism exists I think the weird thing is that people have decided to stop killing other people That's like the that's the anomaly historically right but racism did happen I think you're thinking like everyone was happy and then they decided we don't like these people as opposed to everybody. I'm not talking about just fine. I'm talking about the difference in class. Like, oh, we can buy a black person as a slave. Like when did that become okay? Why people buy and why people are slaves?

I think slavery existed like back when one tribe would absorb another back to the beginning of evolution. I mean, I think that kind of thing existed. I mean, you talk about the monetary change. I mean, you understand it was a competition of evolution and all that stuff that one group, one tribe would find another and kill each other. And that's how they find mates. I think even like, you're like talking about tribes, like even like the Mongol Horde, you know, barbarians, invading other areas would do the same thing where they'd take know slaves for that purpose. Yeah, I think that's something like 10% of the Modern population can trace its its genetic roots back to Genghis Khan. It's like a really high number

Might be like to I think you're correct. I'm looking it up just to verify, but I think it is 10% Genetic legacy of Genghis Khan. One in 200 men direct descendants of Genghis Khan. One in 200, so way less than 10%. So is he the most successful man? On an evolutionary scale? Yes, but if you met the guy, you would probably not like get him an award

or a key to the city or something like that. Was he pretentious? He was pretentious. That's a good word. They probably came up with it for that. Full circle. But you know what I'm getting at there? It's like you're saying like,

like we had a normal happy side where everyone got along and then suddenly there was like some dick decided to be racist. I don't think that's the process by which that happened. There wasn't a moment in which it happened. No, I'm just saying it's like we came out of it in like some groups decided, hey, we're all stuck.

They were all stuck killing each other. But then they met some other people people like okay, we're nowhere to kill these people. We're gonna continue We're gonna continue to hate these people that's it. Well, that's what racism is It's like we're it's like a long evolutionary thing of like we hate everybody and we're just continuing to hate this group of people What makes it makes sense to me that makes sense? Okay You were you you weren't you didn't go through the full explanation initially. So it was a little weird. I feel like you've explained it. I feel like I'm in the shadows at this point. You explained it fine. I was sent an interesting video earlier by Brian where there's this water or something that looked like what was in a bowl and it hit its triple point. Have you heard of that? Yeah. Where it can be simultaneously liquid gas and solid.

So there's just this liquid that was just like freezing and then erupting and then freezing and stuff. I've never seen that before. How? And I guess every material has a triple point. The difference in pressure and temperature. It's crazy. Like we were talking recently about how pressure can boil water.

You don't necessarily need to have it hot. It was cool that I really want to film it in slow-mo and watch it like crystallize to ice and then instantly melt. Did the video explain how to do it I don't know. I didn't want you to sound them. Oh, it was cool They tell me I was mad about a cupcake shop being in a school now that makes me mad Really read that. Oh, bookie 72 said Bernie you were mad about a cupcake shop being in a remote school It was when we were in Seattle, we went to a cupcake shop.

Was it Seattle or Portland? No, it was the other way. That's a cupcake shop with Seattle. Okay. I'm not happy about that. I like that. I remember that. There were good cupcakes though.

Does that make you feel any better? What's that? There were good cupcakes though. Does that make you feel any better? It does. It also, it also called me a racist. There's a bar in my school. What's that?

There's a bar in my school. What does that? There's a bar in my school. What does that mean? In my college. There's a student bar. That's not the same thing at all. What are you talking about? There's a bar in the college. Yeah.

Yeah, but they took away a school and replaced it with a cupcake shop. Oh, even they just had one. No, they were selling it. It makes me upset that like they remodel the school. What, you're in the whole school? Joy. How big was this cupcake?

It could have been like a little schoolhouse. No, there was like various shops. It was like a little shopping mall. Okay. Yeah, so it was exactly what I said. Okay, yes. Yeah. Okay. And there was a cupcake shop. I remember that. I used to get a math that they put a cup of cake in a school.

I used to get a cup of cake when they stopped using schools to be schools. They used to put something else. Here's one of the, when you make a controversial statement, which I hopefully explain away, have I dropped you right in it? But I know I did yeah, you know it and I see people who like they when they like put their foot in your mouth like with You know statements and they say things and People will attack you and then you can respond and like try to defend yourself The worst thing that can happen in that process is all the people that jump to your defense

And it was like trying to help you like this was yourself, the worst thing that can happen in that process is all the people that jump to your defense. And it was like, try and help you. I was, it's way worse. Here's the ironic thing. You never control the internet who comes to your defense. We were talking about things that you would want to go back and change, like go back in time and change. Do you wish you could go back and undo right before you made that comment?

No, no, no. I'm totally, I'm totally fine with what I said. What I do think is that I would go back and like do some things that undo some things that became like Running jokes just because I don't want to hear him anymore. I just do what like the honey the honey doesn't spoil on yeah Which behind me? It's half gone It's cuz I have everyone using that honey. No, I think it's just the angle If you had. It's a light.

If you had three chances to go back in time, like in your life, would you have used any of them so far? Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Why not? All right.

More than a third over. Do you have stuff in your life? Well, it's like, I would totally do that again. Oh, in my life only, like not all time. Yeah. Oh, just to fix mistakes you've made. I don't know. know probably no, I don't care. I really don't care. Yeah, it doesn't matter What so good to go back a thousand years in time tomorrow what happens to you? Not good stuff. You did probably they would kill you. Yeah, you know a lot of math

What's that like you would know a lot of math. Yeah, but you can forward mathematics You just gonna get to the right do would know a lot of math. What's that? Like you would know a lot of math. Yeah, but you could forward mathematics. You just got to get to the right. I don't know a lot of punch. Yeah, that's a problem. You would have to slog through a lot of people who would just try to kill you to get the people that you could even understand that you have more knowledge than they do. There are people in history who you could easily believe that that happened to them though. Just went back in time. Well, I mean, it's a evidence of like, uh, what's a big Galaio? I love that. You know, then he was a time traveler. He's not a traveler. Then he was in trouble for his beliefs. Oh, right. And he got trouble. That's your better make a really weird comment. What is something you wouldn't bring up? Like if you went back and you tried to convince people that you knew more than they did,

what is something you wouldn't tell? Well, it depends on the time. Like if you went back and you tried to convince people that you knew more than they did, what is something you wouldn't tell people? It depends on the time. Like a certain time. You wouldn't tell people that the earth revolves around the sun. Yeah. Or that it's round. I wouldn't tell people at germ theory. Because that would make you sound like a lunatic. Yeah, that's a big, too far in advance for them. You don't just remember like when stuff was invented and try to like figure that out. Yeah. I'd also tell people that there are some stuff about your body that you need to maintain. Like what? You have to brush your teeth on that.

Oh, you don't think they knew that? Back then. I mean, what if we don't know that you have to clean the outside of your nose or something? I mean, you do that, right? I clean the outside of my nose, yeah. Yeah, but not like every night before bed and stuff. Don't I know like a nose cleaner that I use like I have a toothbrush

That might be something about a body that we don't know we have to do yet and it will extend our lives That would be amazing if there was like and there has to be and I think it's fit there's some stuff in physics I don't like that like a fundamental But easy understanding of the universe that we just don't have yet and then once we know it just the fact that we know it will change everything Does that make sense? Like once we knew about germs that like changed the way we approach medicine or just like if we just learned something basic It's like oh, that's really fucking simple and nobody made this connection and it's like we just had experiment that revealed it like the way that Bonds are made or the way that you know atoms are connected, but it's so it's it's not that it's

That complex and we just can't discover it. It's like it's like right in front of us. I was like oh shit You know when we have people discover the clip go ahead You have to exactly what I was going for thank you for like When do you think the clip was discovered, Gavin? I mean, people saw it a lot probably. Did they? But did they really know what is true potential? I'm sure some people, I'm sure some people

are going to be the potential of the clip. Right away. I like it when he bites his lip. What is the true potential of the clip? It makes sense. Like if you went back in time and you like found the like the foremost authority on clips Well I imagine years ago, you like to listen No this is actually my skill now. I would go back and be sort of like an ancient sex therapist

And I watch people do it and I'd be like no, I don't think you'd be more like terrible I don't think you'd want to watch people in the middle ages have sex No that's the thing I can help them out because I'm not saying I know anything about good intercourse but I could give a few pointers just from the I don't think you'd want to give pointers to people in the middle age What would be your best pointer your first pointer like to the typical person in the middle age? Take a shower. Yeah, clean that up that looks infected. Yep, then Pay attention to this

What pay attention to what? Pay attention to this What pay attention to what? Be fair that don't buy it ever You talk about the clip? Yeah Alright, good advice Well, what advice would you chuck? Don't buy it, that's good one

Yeah, don't buy it Why can I make an update? I would not go back and give sex advice I should have said that That was his number would go to tip. Don't buy it. Don't buy it. Don't buy it.

Well done, right? They're probably not biting it already. No more than once. I just say I've got no other skills. I don't even know about, like, I can't even do the cooking thing. But apparently, Clint. Could you make gunpowder?

No, I didn't read the bloody cookbook and cook on, like burn my kitchen up What you like right off the top of your head. You don't know how to make gunpowder. I Open a firework and tip out the inside really you don't know what the three ingredients in gunpowder. Do you? No, really what are they? charcoal Salt Peter and sulfur and you can do what salt Peter? Peter salt Peter It's actually it's actually is a it causes erectile dysfunction as well They used to put it in kids food at camps so they wouldn't jerk off in the most

I'm serious what yeah, I maybe that's what my dad told me To keep people from jacking off. What are you talking about? They had a theory that spicy foods made people horny. So the Kellogg, the Kellogg's cornflakes, Kellogg was like a very strict religious person. He thought that too many young people were masturbating. So he wanted to make bland foods to keep them from masturbating. Oh yeah.

And he made cornflakes as a result of that. So his fried product was bland, he described as bland food. He was also obsessed with poop. Yes, what? You can't just say that and then look down. What does that mean? He's looking for the salt Peter your reptile dysfunction thing potassium nitrate That's the third ingredient. No, no, that's what that's what salt Peter is Oh, Jesus. You know what I hate when you go to look up stuff on the internet and you just get to a site that's a bunch of questions But it's not it's not an answer. Oh click here here to see the answer probably not to do that fucking answers calm So I think people are saying this that's the new shirt don't bite it

Some dude who is this I'm excited for John rise your paw tweeted some girls like the clip being bit But I do not believe that for a second. I'm sure I believe it is an urban legend that I just passed along I'm fucking oh for six today on the podcast for just talking to garbage I'm gonna get Gus. I think you scheduled our flights correctly. I've been wrong about everything else tonight So I might as well be wrong like that as well So I gave this actual like advice coming through on the Twitter feed now. It's kind of disturbing. What, like sex advice? Uh, clear advice.

Tell them what, I can't read it. No, do it, do it! Read it! Tell them lots of fingering will help with the first time doers in making it comfortable and not bleed. Holy Christ, dude. Listen, this is, we're not inventing time machines. We're done.

We're going to go on our want our audience going back on Gavin and doing sexual advice. Just go. The first thing I tell all those filthy people in the, in, you know, it's so funny. It's like everybody like before us in time, they just seem like savages. It's just like they're just total.

They can have lived in the nicest civilizations. It's just like if you were born more than 100 years ago, I'd just assume you're like a savage. Just like just go to Tothraki. Disease ago, I just assume you're like a savage Just like just Disease never have been around running water like all that stuff even feel like living in New York in like 1910 how do people cope with four skins by then what do you mean? This looks like how they cope just like being Yeah, you don't have a clean knob if you have a full everything Gavin everything would be gross because you just be like

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Nah, I used to run the 1500 meters. Oh, you did that in what high school or grade school? Yeah, you run the 1500 meters. You're pretty fast. What? You're a fast runner. I've seen you run before. You see me run? Yeah, because I've chased you. Is the 1500 meters a thing? Yeah, it's three and three coals of the way around the track Three and yeah, I know it's like One of the 1600 meters You just do four laps. I don't Well, it's Olympics isn't it 1500 is one of the why three and three quarters?

I don't know. What are you running the damn Olympics a mile? No, well, the Olympics were on the same thing. Well, they go Four laps. I didn't bend the same thing. Why are they going? This is actually not four laps. I didn't invent the damn thing you didn't either. It seems dumb. No, the 1600 meter relay. I don't know that there is a 1500 meter race. Is it?

1500, I think Gavin is lying. 1500 meter race. I guess there is such a thing. And the modern Olympic Games demands 1500 meter race. What's the record on that? What's the fastest someone's run that? This picture is from like, imagine a couple of minutes, pictures from 1890. There's like a horse in it. Oh, hello, second. Was the guy racing the horse? Yeah. It's a foremost middle distance track event in athletics. The distance has been contested.

The Summer Olympics since 1896 and the World Championship in the Lentix since 1983. That's a pop up. Men rank one worldwide. Morocco 1998 nation Morocco. I'm not going to pronounce this guy's name. He ran it in 326. 3 minutes 26 seconds flat. Not bad. Not bad at all. That's a laugh. It's just a long enough way to just to pace yourself and then do the sprint at the end. I saw this thing recently. There's a subreddit called early celebration, which is like all the people who like celebrate right before they cross the finish line and somebody comes and passes them.

It's the best. Really? What is that? Why is that so? It's because you hate cockiness as a trait in humans. Yeah. And that's like the perfect example of it. Like where they're getting what they're deserving. I love the dudes who like take their hands off a handlebar,

the bike and they're like this and the bike goes and then they try to run with their bike to the finish line. Oh, it's gotta be a misery. There's some things that you can't hide as a human. You can hide a lot of emotions, sadness, happiness. You can't hide embarrassment and you can't hide as a human. You can hide a lot of emotions, sadness, happiness. You can't hide embarrassment and you can't hide pain. People who are into themselves, I'm trying to walk it off without wanting them to know

that they're injured, it's really funny to me. They do like a little limp or a hobble or something. You see them in turn, or just cringing? So listen, do we have to talk to Caleb who works for us? Okay. Because Caleb hurt his ankle. He's playing Frisbee. He plays Frisbee.

Yeah. And he changes himself constantly. And he's just shoulder, his leg. He's on crutches again for like the ninth time. Yeah. He posted a picture of it here. Just stop throwing the Frisbee around. So should we sit him down and say, look, if it was a real sport.

Yeah. Like this thing that you do for fun and you dedicate your life to it's fucking lame and now it's professional professional frisbee bad for you. I feel like we should tell him intervention is your professional frisbee like that? But do I get paid to play frisbee? No, don't end yourself for frisbee. Right. He's just stopped the frisbee thing. That's what I'm getting at too. I think when should we sit him down and talk to him? But I mean, there's plenty of the podcast next don't anyone tell him that's why I'm

the podcast next week there's plenty of you can play right if there's a sport that you're playing this not gonna help you get laid there's plenty of those rolling he has a girlfriend calling I mean it's working does she know about the Frisbee thing she might know I think that's how they met you can't assume that I think that's how they met you can't assume that I think that's how they met Frisbee I'm not getting she stepped on his leg and I was impressed I never met her just a nice girl that was joke She's very nice and can't Caleb is in better shape than anybody else

You are a lot of people to animals Apparently I am today really I am today. Really I am. All right, what's about time to wrap up anyway? Don't get so far left, I'm not gonna shut up. If we knew somebody who like every weekend they went out and jumped on a pogo stick and they kept hurting themselves on the pogo stick, we would be morally obligated to sit them down. It was like me and the ass.

I hate seeing people on crutches. Right. Like, he's not. I know it's your inconvenience You know when you're at school and there's always some just twat on crutches. Yeah every time with school They say don't bite him, but they love it because you get like crutch attention. I hate that You know, I was in a car today this morning and a school bus stopped and I had to stop for it and I was like watching the school bus and I had this feeling that I hadn't had

years of thinking like, oh, that's a school bus. And I thought, hey, I don't have to go to school. I'm a adult. I don't have to go. And I, in my car, I flipped off of school. Why? Why? I can not. I just thought fuck you school bus Did you do a driving by or You have to stop in Texas. It was going this way. No, it's like we in the Tesla I was using exactly how it went going this way. I was like, you're in the Tesla. I was like, here's the exact thing I went, I stopped, and I went, I went, uh. Oh, haha.

So I got, I got like a $90,000 electric cough flipping off a bunch of kids in the school. I was like, I worked for a living driver in a school bus. I was like, fuck you. But I was just sort of like, it was more like, I don't know what it was school today, so. You're terrible. I didn't think about it. I was just sort of like, it was more like, I don't know what to do to school today. I didn't think about it. It was just a reaction.

As you do. Oh God. You, one was the last time. You've been at a school a long time, right? Yeah. You have a degree. You're the only ones here with a degree. Do you still have dreams to this day that you're in school and you got a test that you didn't prepare for or a class that or anything like that.

I still have dreams about high school. I hate that. Which is weird because I had four years of college. Never too bad. You're not school since I left school. Really? I was terrible. To this day, I still have dreams that I'm like in a class and I'm in a final that I didn't

study for or something like that. I think I'm like a, I think I got it in. I think I empty trash in my brain a lot. Like when I finished school, I was just like, it's a lot of trash. School. I'm done. I bought our TX Dream still. Oh, those are the worst. Yeah. I can't believe I delayed you into the podcast. Tell us story about how I flipped off a school. We're at a time. We've got to wrap up. Thank you for any for flipping off the podcast. Oh, we have a sale starting April 1st, which is the day this comes out 11% off for 11 days. Yeah, so check out the store. 11. Thank you guys for 11 great years. Yes.

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