Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #268

Episode Date: April 22, 2014

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Because we're on the move! We're moving man by the way. And this is an arm. If we rock the van, it's the whole... Shake. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Shake Here's the illusion That's what's legitimacy now you know we're actually in a fucking van. We are moving. I think they believe the Inside of a van Radio version they just cut to the outside of the van sitting in a studio

Audio version they just cut to the outside of the van sitting in a studio And we're sitting in the boat. There it is again. I can just see pretty. I'm the only asshole in this shot. What's up guys? So this week we got a Gus. Gus. Bye, Brad. Gus. Bernie. Gus. Hello everybody. So you know, I did that typical moving thing So today was our first like official business day here. He look at it. There is the monk shot This is blind background. Um, so I did that typical stupid thing that I think most people do when they move. Um, yeah, I got here today.

I was like, I'm just, I'm just gonna bang this out. I just have a couple boxes to put away. I start opening my boxes and going through it all. I moved a bunch of trash. Yeah. Yeah. Why did the fuck did I bother packing all of this stuff and bringing it like I found planning documents for events we did in 2011 why the fuck do I still have that I know when I'm an asshole it is all the stuff from my desk got a box ready and then

pushed it all past the box into the trash I took your desk went like that I only took the queen and then I broke the queen and half the day we moved. So I got nothing from the office. I give you your Xbox. The first two items. I'm talking about that's the guy. That I saw unpacked from the move. The first two items of the move was delivered. The first two were broken.

As I, this is a bad way to start this off. Yeah. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, uh, in my desk. Oh god. Yeah. I was freaking out because I couldn't find my file cabinet. I was like, I've got so much important shit in there. That was filled with trash. I think everything in that file cabinet, I threw away today. Every single thing in there. Like, Barbara was like, we need like a desk to put this thing on. I was like, well, my file cabinet's filled with stuff I need.

Oh no, wait, it's not. It's literally a file cabinet full trash. So I don't, I don't even issue before, because I was like, where are we doing makeup and stuff? Because we usually do that before podcast. And, uh, you were like, oh, it's by the stage. I was like where are we doing makeup and stuff because we usually do that before podcast and You were like oh it's by the stage. I was like where's that you're like it's by the control room I was like where's that I haven't walked around properly yet, and I don't know where anything is You actually had to lead me from achievement hunter to here and then I got lost going back

I was standing here you know we're pepping for the podcast and I kept seeing Gavin reappear from different ways here He's like, oh the fuck did I end up here again? I kept the way when I came at the first time the van was on my right So I was like, okay, go down this way and the van was all right went back did it again? I came out over there. I was facing the other side of the van I love the fact that you can't even navigate by the landmark of there's a van in the building black curtains all around I was I'm just peeking around different bits of curtain basically. I've gotten lost three times already, so it's crazy how big this place is. Or just how much I haven't walked around it.

And just like, some of the places are closed off that you can't walk that way, so you end up going around different ways. And you're just like, I have no where am I right now. It's like a new level. Yeah, you did it in the map for the first time. And you're trying to find the clue and you just walk around looking at it.

I haven't found the rocket launcher yet. Yeah, exactly. I was like, oh, here I am back the multi-colored teaky hut where we eat stuff. I know I saw this before I go this way. Why is that? Why is our kitchen teaky themed? I listen, they pitched it at one point. I was like, okay, that sounds interesting.

So, it's now teaky. For a while, there was talk about making it in a sandbox and filling it with actual sand. Nope. Which would have been the worst thing ever. No, which would have been the worst thing ever. No, that would have been really, really, really terrible. Yeah. So, guys, it was Miles said that it's like a grass like roof and all that, that we could easily convert it from like surf teaky hut into like Vietnam war village.

Yeah. I put up sandbags. Like something like that. Yeah. What are the throwing? What it looks like to me, just like just like, oh, big in houses. Can I ask you a question? You watch the show. You watch it last night? Yeah. Let me ask you a question. No spoilers. No spoilers. No spoilers. Not really. It's not really. When the fuck is Daenerys Targaryen going to figure out that this eastern land that she's in, all those cities are way better than anything that's in Westeros. She ended up in this city yesterday where they had these huge golden

palaces and there's all these people in these nice tunics and robes and all the stuff. Huge statues guarding the front gate. Was it called Marin or something? Marin. Yeah. And the big gate opens and the dude rides out the huge enormous gate. That's way better than anything she's working on and does know she's never been to Westeros She's gonna get back to fucking shitty King's land again. It's like a winner fell Which is like an ice cube with a couple doors in it when to fell so messed up that it's messed up in the credits Yeah, it's a what she doesn't know she thinks this is a wonderful place all I can assume is that the one of the place We haven't seen is casually rock that that place is just fucking amazing.

That's what the Lannisters are from, right? That's where they're from. Everything must be made out of gold. That's all it can figure. One would think. I mean, think about every location. Where the iron island? So fucking misery.

It's like a drafty old castle, three snails. The eerie, you gotta write a donkey up, three mountains. You gotta do it. There's literally no-where in Westroats that worth all this trouble. Not at single place. Riverrun seems cool. Big castle with the intersection of three mountains. There's literally nowhere in Westroats that worth all this trouble. Not at single place. Riverrun seems cool. Big castle at the intersection of three rivers. Riverrun seems okay and I guess where's the Princess cleavage? Where is she from? Oh, a high garden. I love Princess cleavage.

She's five year character. Princess daikupash. She doesn't really have much cleavage. She just has the big- Princess burrito dress. She's got that fucking dress. It shouldn't be how much cleave it just has the big princess burrito dress. He's got that fucking dress. It's like an oval. Look, I just want to put her in the microwave for like three minutes. Anyway, I just wanted to nearest target to figure out she could get the Westeros to go. I just conquered like 80 cities that were way better than all of the stuff. So the first one. No shit.

Conquer all of them. I think their budget's going up. They showed all the locations in Westeros and their budget has gone up since then. So now they can make these really awesome cities like before when she was in season one in the eastern lands it was all planes with a bunch of horsemen yeah they're every interaction with any city was just a big wall and they would send out a couple of people because they couldn't afford the extras all the time. Did you see someone did a screenshot they called it like a marine twins they someone took a screenshot of the city of marine with everyone standing at the, not, they just have a clue. And it's just like copy and paste in people along the, along the wall.

See, I feel like we should have mastered that one. We mastered it for Lord of the Rings. Yeah, that was fine. The problem was that they're wearing like those brightly colored clothes. So it's like, oh, there's bright yellow guy. There he is again. There is a, maybe like adjust the hue on the color. Like they should just put everyone like in a green suit and then just like make it whatever color they need

All right, I'm checking tweets now for me guys that shot though of when we make fun of bell fast What thanks for talking shit about bell fast. Did we do that? I didn't even say bell fast. I had a tweet. Oh, that might be a location that they use for Game of Thrones. Oh get over it Like bell last either tweet from someone the other day. It said just finished watching for uh... came across uh... get over it but it will last either tweet from someone the other day it said uh... just finish watching

podcast one six three totally with you Gavin great on board i had a nightmare last night about uh... moving offices i had a nightmare that we were moving into our new office

our new office though was a two-story, white Victorian house, and it was like old days, like moving into the Congress office. It was like Bernie, Jeff, Joel, me, and Matt. So we're moving into the new office, and Bernie and Matt have to leave for some reason. So I'm like getting the new office set up, and I'm like fucking around, and somehow I like,

throw a match into the attic, and it like starts a fire. So I have to get the garden hose, and I start trying to put the fire out, and I put the fire out, and I'm like, okay and somehow I throw a match into the attic and it starts a fire. So I have to get the garden hose and I start trying to put the fire out and I put the fire out. I'm like, okay, that's fine. But I don't realize that the fire is burning inside the house. I just can't see it. And Joel's like, you did a really good job putting that fire out, Gus. And I was like, I probably didn't. So I'm walking through the house with a fire hose trying to put the fire out.

And I'm like, don't call the fire department. I don't want burning and match to find out. So I'm like trying to put out this fire so you guys don't find out and then Eventually like the fire just gets too bad and I have to call a fire department They show up and you guys show Bernan Matt show up at the same time and the mats like boy this really sucks Thank God we moved out of this building and all of our stuff's gone I'm like what and I look around and it's the old office and it's totally empty and then I woke up and I was like What the fuck was that so the first I did when I got here this morning, I was like, we need fire extinguishers.

We are all of our fire extinguishers. I started looking around making sure that we were all the matches. We were covered. That goes along with my fear of like every time I use my credit card. I'm always convinced it's going to be decline. Every single time I use it, same thing. Every day I leave my house. I've didn't use a burner for a week, but I'm convinced I randomly walked around the house

this morning and turned on burners and I've now left them on. That's that definitely happens. So they're kind of being at work and realize you might left the iron on, but you don't own an iron. Or the iron nowadays just shuts itself off. I used a hotel iron again in, or was I recently a Vancouver? I don't know what people do with hotel iron. I really don't. Most people just beat to hell. It's probably because-

It's a welcome. who designed an iron? An iron falls over more than anything else in the world, right? I mean, it's like, every reason iron and not knock it off the ironing board. Like a. I never knocked an iron off an ironing board. I knock it over constantly. Maybe I'm part of the problem with the hotel ironing iron and then I put it down and then somehow the fucking iron falls off. You have to put it on the iron body. Let go of it Don't eat this for a few seconds. I hang a shirt on a hanger throw the iron By the way, I got a nasty tweet Correcting me that I'm using the word incorrectly. I was saying daikupage and the word is actually

Declatage is it daikupage is pay for me. Yeah And the word is actually, Declotage. Declotage. Is it? Declotage is pay from the shade. Yeah. I was really confused for that. I was like, I'm declotage, just like the upper torso of a woman.

Oh, I actually thought you meant the upper. I'm afraid for mistakes. Yeah, so did I. You did? Because I'm not. I never, I never heard the other word. Declotage. I made a mistake.

And then he was like, what? You'll not stupid as well. I just thought it was a word that we all mistook. I learned a word today. Decl we all mistook. I learned today. DagoTosh. Beautiful. That's a hot decoTosh. That makes sense. That makes much more sense. It does. If I call her a presentation, they show me a picture. I suppose a protest paper machine makes a little bit more sense. So we were at To Watch Day. So thank you for correcting me. And Gus is talking about how he's excited about all the

restaurant options now We have nearest I had which which and it's funny because I had just listened to a podcast where you guys moved into the Ralph Oblenado building which was our previous office and Gus was talking about how excited he was by all the food options Yeah, but just like last week we were out to lunch somewhere near the office and he goes God I can't wait to be away from all these fucking restaurants Well the worst case was of that was when we moved from downtown Buda, which was two restaurants, and one of them they had a menu,

was two old ladies that ran in, and when you walked in, they told you what you were going to eat for the day. I actually love that. What was the chicken fried chicken? Then it was the other place. The chicken fried chicken place was Garcia's. It's still there.

It was just like, poth sludge that was delicious. It's melted cheese over fried chicken. I don't know's. I like that place. It's still there. It was just like pop sludge that was delicious. It's melted cheese over fried chicken. I don't know how you go wrong with that. It's perfect. In fact, I'm sure Joel is hearing us talk about it. It's going to run down there and get some of it now. But then we moved from there to downtown Austin. You can't pick a place with a higher density of restaurants than downtown Austin. Yeah, it was right. I'm

Congress too. It was every direction was food. And by the time we moved out of there, we were like, ah, can't wait to have like we were talking, we moved into Ralph, Ible and Ado. We were talking if you couldn't be bothered to walk to a restaurant, you could just cross the street and walk to a hot dog stand. And that would be like there would even places do eat in the street before you go anywhere. That's true. There were places to eat in the building we were in. Right. You did not have to go outside. You literally just had to go out the back door, walk down the flight of stairs and go. I used to do that until there was some incident

with the back door. Like there was a dump out there or something, wasn't there? Oh, that was like the alley back door. Oh, okay. I think I've all liked the office back door. Yeah, so we were gonna cut a cardboard milk carton and half and dump it in. No, it was like first.

I talked about like poo down. Wee to the office. I think I'm remembering two different stories at once. There was also something to have with the back door where the handle fell off the other side because someone tried to break in. And then I was scared to go down that way. There was also something to have a back door where the handle fell off the other side because someone tried to break in. And then I was scared to go down that way. There tends to be poo in the back door.

That was you and I, though. Nice. That might be the photo of you that has traveled the most amount of distance, which is you and I did a series of photos where you're floating in mid air. Yeah. And I took two of them.

I took one of you outside the alleyway, where you're like this. Where the poo was. Where the poo was. And then one where you're in the back hallway and you're floating that one actually thing is way better Yeah, cuz I was just in like between two walls, but kind of sideways Yeah, and you were like floating But that one of you floating in the back alley has now Gavin free and what in inappropriate In random places in random places or places you shouldn't be yeah, but it doesn't make any sense like some of them

I'm like popping up next to the queen or something, But then some of them are like coming out of a donut You can be there any picture of me could be coming out of a donut though But only some of them could be next to the queen guys Only some of them some of them are appropriate some of them inappropriate Called Gavin free places should be he's like yeah, yeah, yeah Rolling to his side, called Gavin free, and places shouldn't beat. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah That's just ridiculous. I would never happen But it's never becoming out of a doughnut. There's actually been a lot of people

being very sentimental about leaving six or six that was earlier this week There's so many fucking pictures that our people took of empty rooms and just empty desk I didn't realize I had left 636 until the next day. I was like, oh, I guess that was the last time I walked out of there. Oh, well. Yeah, it's fun not being sentimental. Yeah, I was like, fuck it. Well, I mean, this is our, this is where we are now stage five.

This is our fifth location. There might be a first move for a lot of people, I guess. Dad, you mean from the audience? From the audience. From the people who work here, yeah. I mean, in the audience, honestly. to work here. Yeah, I mean any audience honestly Like Brandon Brandon very sentimental about the Congress office Yeah, that's where he came to work. He talks about it a lot

Brandon and the office But the perspective that that place when we found it I think I'm opposed to pictures of it like when we first moved into it Thursday in my journal and put it up and it was like And it was like, when it was just empty, it was just, it was completely a warehouse. The only thing that existed there was the front office where like the Chima Hunter office and your old office, your office, that was it. Everything else was just blank. That's not where that was stepped down.

Yeah, after that. Even the, even the upstairs didn't exist. That was open to the warehouse. Yeah, it was just like a platform. It was essentially like a storage space, like just to put boxes there. It was a cement company. Yeah. That's what it was before like a platform. It was essentially like a storage space, like just to put boxes there. It was a cement company. Yeah, that's what it was before we bought that building. So it's like, do we get any cement free with it?

No, no. It was a company who did what we want with it. From my understanding, it was a company they would have a big place on the freeway and they specialized in making cement slabs for homes that are over 25,000 square feet. Those are enormous homes, enormous. And in 2008, when the downturn in the economy hit, that company built the building that we were in, 636, they built it to shrink their company into because they thought they'd

be affected by that. But go figure, the economy crash in 2008 didn't affect people who could build 25,000 square foot houses. So their business was just fine. So the building sat empty for a year and then we bought it from them and then renovated a big time and then turned it into a 636 and moved into it. I remember seeing like construction photos from that building that you guys had taken and it's on the network. So I took a bunch of pictures of this building being built or I guess the inside being built. Yeah, this was actually the same thing the building we're in now.

It was just essentially one giant room that didn't have anything in it. And now it's got some shit. I think like some troublemaker film shot here. And I think that's Robert Rodriguez's company. And I think a revolution shot here too. Yeah. And I think some of Planet Terror was filmed here and in the parking lot right out here. Planet Terror.

The Grindhouse film. That's cool. I think the scene where the helicopter is like moving through the zombies was right out here in the parking lot right out here. Planetary. The Grindhouse film. That's cool. I think the scene where the helicopter is like moving through the zombies was right out here in our parking lot. Was Miss Congeniality filmed here at all? It possible. I only asked that because on one of the studios, there's a giant photo of Sandra Bullock from that movie

and that dress. She comes out of that studio. It doesn't look like that. So you look over and it fools you every now and then. I thought it was really hot woman and I'm just like, oh, she's Sandra Bullock. Yes, never mind. Sandra Bullock's hot woman.

What's wrong with you? You know what? This past weekend, I was slipping to the TV channels and I'm just like, oh, she's Sandra Bullock, yes, never mind. Sandra Bullock's hot woman. What's wrong with you? You know what, this past weekend, I was slipping to the TV channels. I saw the net on television. I was like, I gotta watch this. It was like just starting. The net. Yeah.

What is it? It's a movie from 20 years ago where Sandra Bullock plays a computer programmer whose identity gets erased by an evil group of people who are trying to take over the internet. Yeah. And it's like so fucking dated. The first shot of the movie is like her playing

Doom on her computer. And then she like quits it so she can order a pizza from pizza net, the best pizza in cyberspace. Nice. It's like so fucking awful and dated. And like all the websites that have been hacked by the secret group, I'll have like a little pi logo in the lower right corner and you click on it

and you can like take over the world. I always like in old movies where they do computer stuff even in the matrix. People thought it was a good idea to project the screen onto people's faces for the reverse. So like you would see the website like scrolling up their face when they were. Why did anyone do that? That doesn't happen. It's not real. Yeah, I don't know. Not yet. She has pizza in her head.

Oh, pizza in her head. There it is. It looks so don't know yet She has pizza. Oh pizza there it is It looks so fucking terrible really hungry I'm surprised you so you hadn't heard of it like so I was telling Jordan and Barbara this earlier at lunch and they were both Also like the net. What's that I had heard of it? I had never seen it. I gotta say burning your socks today at tremendous No, look at that. They're one of the best you've done. Thank you. Thank you. Now we're trapped in this moving van. We're just thinking of.

That's another thing to come up. We should make a catalog of like all the jokes that started or like things with people that started somewhere and then moved to somebody else. Like a sock thing, people associate with me. It's actually wasn't my thing. It's Gavin's thing. And then I started doing it and I just became more associated with me. And the only reason I started doing it is that Gavin made fun of my socks one day.

What was the fact comment there? Yeah, you said you have old grandfathers. They're like, I'm gonna buy something. And he really like struck me. I think it was because I watched you put them on once. I just shove on socks like, I'll get out of bed and just be like, whoosh, while I'm stood up. This is really effective.

Right, but it was it was an Australian. He went like this on the bed and he went, I'm like, I'm going to the end of his ass. I was like, are you 18? Why you doing it? Look at the sock combination. Anyway, you was doing it. I was probably 60 per year.

What would you do to hear like his joint creaking? It's the man. I went, who's that a breath when he finished? What was it? What is it? It was at Luis's case and he's putting on his socks as the worst thing that happened to him all day. He was like, uh, doing that. But there's a lot of things like that, like, uh, your desk too.

It's like everyone was like really obsessed with your desk and I, I, I didn't know like I wrote you today I'm gonna break your desk in this vine with Adam and you're like, I don't give a shit, I don't want that thing. And it's then people like oh no even jack told me well we had plans for it a video I was like oops sorry well actually the way you wanted it was a hey you taking your desk to the next building and I said No, and you said good because I just snapped it off My head's done it at that point. Sorry. I was making a sarcastic comment, but I was actually gonna try to convince him to like jump through it But it was like everyone's convincing we're gonna get stabbed. Yeah, I would have done it. Nobody had a joke slam myself

Throw it like that would hurt like someone grab you by the throat and yeah, I feel like I did it on my oh But I wonder how many people remember like that joke of like damaging the desk that started with Jeff right like we would always There was a golf club. We'd always damage Jeff's desk. And in fact, to a point where he couldn't use the mouse, he had to move further over. And we kept like hammering the desk. Every time he went out of town or to a con, he would come back and be like, ah, like that. And so that's why Jeff's desk, when he moved into achievement hunter at six, three, six,

that's why he got that massive white desk. It's not a nobody is mess with it. It's a dining room table. Yeah. No one can mess with it. So, um, people, I thought people were wondering where the first hole in your desk came from. White desk is not nobody is mess with it's a dining room table. Yeah, that's why it's so so people I thought people were wondering Where the first hole in your desk came from you want to tell everyone guess it was me with a sledgehammer

It walked in with a sledgehammer. I was like does this look funny to you? Smash I was late for makeup or something. I was like yeah I'll be right about it You just hack the corner off and then you taped it back up instead of fixed and then I think I just so would you again that night You came back and put a hole right through the middle in the middle Yeah, it's like under his keyboard. If you move this keyboard, there was a giant hole under it That was the thing to try to use you try to damage is much real estate in the area They're gonna use the most the mouse is the worst. Yeah, like just put a dent in it where the mouse was

And of course when Gavin would work with me on reverse blue when I was setting up shots and something would go wrong And I I have so many like blue when I was setting up shots and something would go wrong and I I have so many like Dense in the desk that are that far apart because that's the distance on the two handles of a 360 controller That I would hit to death Yeah, and it was sometimes be the smallest stuff like nothing in the scene would go wrong But whenever we shot with church you had to keep the camera dead still So we'd do the scene and the camera had to not move and then we'd get church in and so we could do different opacity So it looked like he was 50% there and one time you just picked up the wrong control

It was you're men are walk out church, but you walk the camera out. So you would just went like with the camera and you're like Get my aggression out I told you I had the old spare bedroom in view to I saw him snap a duke in half like this with his bare hands It was like okay, I remember I walked out of the bedroom Oh, you jaws Hey, I saw the is the guy plays jaws to life some pretty cool. I think pretty sure I saw him in a Phoenix airport One of my trips we do lots of miss him what he was in a wheelchair Yeah, and he was he was having a system. He's an to live some pretty cool. I think pretty sure I saw him in the Phoenix Airport One of my trips reached to do lots of missing what he was in a wheelchair Yeah, and he was he was having a system. He's an older guy now But he's hard new to miss. He's had a he's that issue is walking for a long time

I think even back to like happy Gilmore and stuff was a person rolling him around going James Bond jobs not Sharp jobs There's a scene in that movie where when bond picks up jaws by a metal thing Charging wheeled away It was awesome it was Bruce. You know that was the name of the shark. I'm bros Bruce is was the name of the shark. I'm brave. Say Bruce is was the name of the shark and it broke constantly Yeah, what a diva. Yeah, the most one I didn't show him very much in the movie. Yeah

It's a nut to be a better because of it. This to be a very has quote He said he the the shark that because it broke so often It made him more like hitchcock and less like Roger Cormin Like he would have been like showing the shark in every shot would have been a creature film Yeah, and the shark doesn't show up to like 75% of the way through the movie, physically on screen. There's a shot in the James Bond movie where he picks up jaws with the, yeah, what those metal things like the electromagnetic.

Yeah, so it like magnetizes his face. How would that not just a viscerate? It's like rip the metal. Yeah, the metal through his skin, wouldn't it? You can imagine like you would be held by your teeth. Yeah. Yeah. And then it lets him go. He gets down. He's like your teeth. Yeah, oh yeah, and then it let's them go. You get a sound. He's like yeah

That would have pulled your fucking jaw out Did you guys see the you guys see the video of the prankster on YouTube? There's a new thing now like Vitale and those other guys that do this stuff Where they just basically they call pranking but they're basically just walking up to people on the street and harassing them. Yeah, with a legal what they do I wouldn't I would imagine yeah, I mean because what they're doing is just talking shit in America. Yeah freedom of speech Like it's very funny like he just it's amazing the situations these guys put themselves in where Vitali will go to gym and walk up to you the biggest dude in the gym and go like what are you doing here, bro?

Who should try to lift your skinny guts skinny little arms your legs guys like you fucking serious right now and like a couple times with like chased around a parking lot and stuff like that it's pretty funny but a guy on like it looks like he's on Venice Beach and he's talking to people and he's the dumbest fucking joke ever he walks out to people goes hey man I want you to kiss my ass and like what you guys kiss my ass we kiss my ass like the fuck away from me and then he pulls out like a little toy donkey goes kiss my ass. Oh, it's funny. Ha ha. Yeah, it's a prank It's like just a fucking really dumb joke. What is funny about nothing is funny about it except at the end of the video He talks to these two gangsters that are sitting there and one of them says I goes you better get the fuck away from me And he's like no man

Do you want to kiss my any guy clocks him and knocks him flat out like this like arms at his side? And he just goes it's man, do you want to kiss my, and a guy clocks him and knocks him flat out? Like, just like, arms at his side and he just goes, it's like, what do you expect? Yeah, I can't believe that actually though, I finally got to see a pranks are getting their fucking ass handed to them. And I gotta give the guy complete credit. He's like, did I just get knocked out? He goes, that was fucking awesome. And he totally, he completely rolls with it. Like, he he's not like that guy's a dick Or anything like that. Yeah, yeah And he goes down like a ton of bricks for a long I don't I don't know if I remember in this try But I think I've heard Rocco for me 64 say he want in a video

He would love to make someone so mad that they hit him And I think they got really close with their Stanley parable video. I don't know if you see that yet They almost got arrested well, I don't think I you've seen that yet. They almost got arrested. Well, I don't think they can come up with knockdown rock. Let's hit him. No, I think they can. Yeah, I totally think they can. I don't know if he's very sure. What was the one?

The Stanley Parable video where they walked up to people started narrating what they were doing. I think that's a brilliant idea for a video. And I wish, yeah, those guys are really great at that kind of stuff. It's really weird to me that the video is a mega 64 has that are their biggest video What would you say is the biggest mega 64 video? I think they're most known for the Tetris video

The I would say the resident evil what do you buy in guy? I for no why I feel like that also the assassins create is a big one It's not as great as a big one to walk into the market, but that video they did it packs their dance party for their 300th podcast That's the Ray and Michael in there. Yeah It's Ray and Michael in there? Yeah, Ray and Michael are there, yeah. And they did a big dance party pack. So they just do, everything those guys do is really funny. I was actually telling these guys a story before

because we're gonna hide someone in a box here and have them pop out during the podcast. Obviously we didn't do it. Or did we? Or did we? They did this thing where they hid during the setup of the panel and every time they do a panel they come out and surprise everyone start dancing. So I think it was either Sean or Derek who hid in a box

for like the half hour leading up to the panel while everyone's getting seated and his legs had like lost all sort of feeling and so like they pop out and start dancing and he just space plans because he can't use his legs. It's awful. It makes me think of at RTX 2012 when Jordan and I were getting ready for the animated adventures panel and we hid in the panel room. We got into the panel room through the back doors. Before anyone was seated in there, we hid under the table, we let the room fill up, and then we just jumped out like five minutes after the panel was supposed to start. It's like that Michael Jackson entrance where he was under the stage.

It was like still in the platform and it just shoots some of that stage and everyone's like but way less entertaining. Yeah ours was way less. Clotting out. Way more low-tech. That was a panel you were late to right. What? The RTA panel? Yeah, like you walked in the door Jordan and I were hiding under the table. I was like I don't know what's happening. Yeah. Yeah. That's when we debuted a dubstep hipster Bernie. Oh yeah. Yeah. And we talked about the patch. Yeah. That's when we debuted a dubstep hipster Bernie. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And we talked about the patch last week,

but it's been a year now since a cat bug thing that had patchies when I got a little bit too drunk. And yeah, turn it off a little bit. I'm a cat bug. Or I turn them off. Turn them off. Turn them off. You turn them off.

It was a nice, nice, formal restaurant. And I felt it was too dim. So I turned up all the lights No you you You're roughly stumbled into the lights Oh my god And with your shoulder you activated every light And that fucking restaurant

Oh I don't know what you can retell a story Like it was all replayed I went in there I heard him hearing it second-hand I didn't turn the lights up What in reality it just cussed you good Yeah he was like standing and then like did that tree thing where he's like start to tipping over.

And he go down the wall. Yeah, but it's been a years that whole like it's where you're told the whole restaurant that I'm cat. That was the best night of my life. And they put me, they put me in that cat bug game now. Nice. It's a go to the costumes you can do. There was even a patch to update your name in the game.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, people always write me that I doesn't bug me at all when people I thought it was intentional actually because they also did a YouTube ad with these cat bug loves Bernie. Yeah. Which ran on all of our stuff. So when Cartoon hangover did thing they did it. So I was like thinking is that supposed to be cute the way that cat bug spells my name or it's supposed to be like a reference. But honestly it's like even like I have to teach all my phones how to spell my own name because it will auto correct it to Bernie So if I see Bernie it doesn't as it with an e it doesn't bug me. Yeah, I thought I thought it was a potential

Yeah, I sent a I sent Patrick the clip of the YouTube of the video with the guy getting knocked out the clip of the YouTube We hear the voice of God saying that they got it If they put it up there, so this is him talking to people Yeah, it's a guy in the right shirt Michael has that shirt Like oh look it's a prank. Ha ha. This is so funny. Oh yeah here. I'm just a guy whose faces are blurred They didn't get released forms from these guys. Yeah, I sell them why you kiss my ass It's like he's coming up to them while they're trying to just have some time Yeah, they're just smoking a fucking cigarette sitting there chilling out.

Uh oh. Back to fuck up. Back to fuck up. I couldn't do that. I could not. If you told me to like get in someone's face like a stranger up in the... Oh my god. I heard terror darra. Look at his hands. It's just so... Yeah, he knocked right out. Look away, he's steady. He could have fallen forwards. Yeah, he fell forwards. I mean, he could be a bad deal for the game.

Yeah, could crack his head open. I really do have to give the guy credit though because if like most people I would expect at least that if one of these prankers got knocked out there would be completely just upset about an Incredulous, but he was just like that was crazy I'm sure he had a hole in his bottom lip. Oh really? He threw it to his teeth like the guy he's gonna have a nice good scar from like I'm sure He was just happy to have footage Probably sure he was like I can't believe we got that. Yeah, but at least he's aware of it within the moment, too Yeah, you know, I mean if usually people get hit they're like, oh, that's you know, they freak out Yeah, again going back to meg 64. I remember one time Eric was in someone's face with a camera and they got very angry

That's a panel wasn't it? He started making asking him to telling him to back up and Eric just kept getting closer in his face and the guy was doing the What at their own panel? Yeah, why is he going to the panel then and I asked Eric about it afterwards He's like if the guy was gonna hit me. I just wanted to make sure we had it on film I just wanted to make sure we had the footage of it actually happening so we could use it because Eric's the kind of guy who will just like If someone tells him not to do something he'll do that even harder. He an amazingly punchable face. Yeah, he's the guy that I did it It's a combination of a punchable face and a punchable attitude Ridulently a punchable Pussinality

Ridulently a lot of times where our boots is like right up against theirs Yeah, it's like it's like love these guys, you know, it's like the border between US and Canada It's like the biggest undefended border know, it's like the border between US and Canada. It's like the biggest, undefended border of the nation are in the world. And then after about two days of it, you're like, stay the fuck on your fucking side. I hung out with him. He's an air guy over there.

I hung out with him the most at PAX East from all the PAX East before, guys. He's relentless. He came over. He's also, he's brilliant. He has mastered. They have, in general, I don't know who runs the mega 64 count But this one in particular with him they have mastered the art of

The retweet without comment which is just like there was some smosh video with some other big youtuber Where they're like hey which hot pocket what do you like better about hot pockets? Is it team meet or team crust vote for your favorite Which is the one and just mega fixed to four weeks retweet You know exactly. It says so much, that they do that. If I had to go talk to them, because I went out to do the Find Brother show, YouTubers React to, which I was very grateful for, because I was happy they didn't put me on seniors react. And I thought after I did that, I thought, that was a lot of fun, it'll be fun to be on that, it'll be definitely great promotion, it's a big show, and I thought after I did that I thought that was a lot of fun It'll be fun to be on that it'll be you know definitely great promotion. It's a big show

And I thought I better go tell them make it 64 guys I did this show before they find out on the road I have to like talk to them. I'm sorry. I pulled them aside at past you wanting I want you to hear about it from me first Why would it be an issue if they found it on their own? Don't they hate that show? Oh, I don't know And I I'm still prepared for them to do a full publicity onslaught on my behalf. I'm sure. Snarky onslaught. Yeah, I'm going to read this thing.

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They have like a whiteboard and they write the names of all of the pets that are gonna be dropped off there for that day and I looked at the whiteboard and one of the dogs names was Kaleesi I looked at it and I said Kaleesi and then there's behind the counter goes I Don't watch Game of Thrones. I know that's a Game of Thrones thing. I said, oh, really? She goes, I think we have five Kaleesi's that come to this to this bit. I said, really? She goes, it's a really popular name for dogs right now. And there's this doubt where it's like 30 newborn girls in America were named Kaleesi. Wow. That's an atrocious name. Kaleesi. Also, like her name's not Kaleesi. Her name isn't Kaleesi, right?

Yes. It's like, why wouldn't you just name your daughter the word for queen and Klingon? You know, it's like the same thing. It's like the same level of nerdiness. How many damn names does she have? She's got Kaleesi and then Daenerys. Kaleesi Daenerys Targaryen. Stormborn.

Stormborn Targaryen. The unburnt, mother, dragon. Stormborn come from. Where does that name come from when she was born There was a huge storm ravaging dragon stone at the time All right, yeah I was born in a storm. Yeah, I'm Gavin Cloud. That's what stormborn means born in a storm So I was I didn't know this but I was talking with Emily earlier today who just had a baby a couple weeks ago No, she stopped by to She stopped out at the kiddo place.

Oh, man. Highland. And she told me about something I didn't realize, which repair. Do you know about the phenomenon of hurricane babies? What? Yeah. Where apparently, when they come in? They're spinning around. Yes, that's exactly what happens.

They have one eye and they spin around it as they come out of the vagina. And they come from the Atlantic. And they're all named after women. No, no, no. Apparently when the pressure drops drops like when there's a big storm or like a hurricane In a duce labored women. So the brown note. Yes, it's like the brown So I guess when hurricanes are coming and the pressure drops like women will go into labor and have and have their baby Oh, that's not all right I thought you were gonna say so that's if you're working at a hospital and then you see a hurricane and you just let them

to see what we're ready to get the generators working. Because she was early, I think she was like a week early. Because there were thunderstorms that rolled through that weekend. Which is how we got to the topic conversation. So what do you think a hurricane baby was? I thought you were going to say something like one of the power outage babies or blizzard babies when people get trapped in doors. Oh, gotcha.

And then nine months later, a bunch of babies are born exactly at the same time. It's a big like, well, because people get it on. People get it on because you got nothing better to do. So I thought maybe that's what you're going to say from her. How many how many babies would be born nine months off to the internet was off for a week? Gotta be amazing. We should do it. We should turn the internet off for a week.

Right. Now, I think I remember when people thought it was going to be the end of the world, December 12, 2012. Was it? I know, guys. I quit his job. So, the 21st. So, the 21st. I quit his job. And I was like, if you were born September 21st, 2013, I'll know your parents are dumb.

Thank you. Thank you, guys. I remember they were a bunch of ads at San Diego Comic Con when you were for that movie 2012 And there was like that there's a tag on some like it's all over 2012 or whatever and this one fucking kid came by our booth I was like did you hear San Diego Comic Con's movie I was like what he was yeah, 2012 is the last year. It's gonna be here in San Diego It's moving to a new city. It's like how do you know they say got giant batteries out in the in the foyer saying that 2012 is the last year It's like, you fucking idiot, you're a goddamn movie. Like I couldn't contain myself.

I was like, you are fucking stupid. Wow. That's a new level. Like how do you deal with that? You gotta let someone know they're stupid when they say something like that. Yeah. You're doing them a favor.

You'd be worried that he was messing with you. He's the kind of person who would have been born nine months after that day. I also thought that Star Trek was part of NASA program. Those are the advertisement for that. So, um, I got your answer here why Daenerys was uh, called Stormborn. The night Daenerys was born a huge storm hit dragon stone island. It was so powerful.

It sank what was left of the Targaryen fleet since then Daenerys has been named Stormborn. Also, there's an name that gets came in here. Danny. She's also called Danny sometimes. So essentially what I said, right? She, oh, did you say Danny as well? No, I mean, like the whole Storm thing, a dragon stone. Oh, yeah, yeah, her kingdom of days. At least now, like it was a correction.

I think you'll find that it's exactly right. No, confirmed. No, I'm sorry, I thought it was a conjecture. So I was reading from here. I remember. Because when we read from devices, that's... Oh, no, yeah, I'm more appropriate. So, I so you know game of times going on right now and I read I read all the books and my wife when this season started my wife asked me

Are you at all upset that you read the books? Do you feel like you the the experience that TV shows diminished? I said no and as you asked well, why did you have to go and read the books? I said because people on the internet are fucking assholes Yeah, and I saw people were trying to constantly spoil stuff for me. So I had to read it myself. Otherwise, it just, I get drowned by it. Fair play. Because when we did it, we did a game of throwing spoiler cast, which we, we're, we're dumbless spoilers. I think, right? Yeah. Just because it's a very limited audience, I can watch spoiler cast. And also it's just, you know, I like the one we did on Breaking Bad where I just waved the gun around the whole

time. You died. You made a people have said about trigger. Yeah, trigger. The fire I'm handling and say trigger. It's a trigger. No, there's another word for it. Yeah, trigger. Awareness or something like that. Yeah, it was a toy gun. So discipline, trigger discipline.

Yeah, I don't think that's a trigger discipline. All right. But yeah, after we did that, the Game of Thrones one, I mentioned in there that I had read as many books as I've been produced episodes for, which put me halfway through book three. And we were like, oh, you're halfway through book three? Well, let me tell you what happened. People just started spoiling stuff, so I went ahead and read all the books myself as well. Dude, this season kicked off. Action Pat. Yeah, I did. I just want to let you know that I also kept all the names and Twitter handles of all the people who spoil it should for me. And guess what? There's two more books coming out. So you fuckers can expect a tweet from me in about the next two or three years. I can read fast. I don't know how fast you can read, but I

can read really fast. Let's get that shut in audible. I can't wait to do that. I really do have their names. I really can do that. Do you read light dabbles with your mouth? No. No, I don to do that. I really do have their name. Do you read like Davos with your mouth? No I don't do that Yes, only children do that So how how were things in your your new office today? It's pretty lush, you know, you're looking at my first second house like we share No, it's really cozy. There's plenty more room and uh, it's very chatty like outside the room and you shut the door and you can't hear anything My skin was dead your walls are like extra insulated.

What's that? It's dark as nubs. I went to pee because our bathrooms are outside. I was blinded. I couldn't see my own penis for a while. You didn't wash your hands. Let's wash my hands. He didn't wash his hands. He was waiting to use the bathroom before the podcast. And there, you know, we only have a limited number of bathrooms out here. And Gavin came out and I'm like, hey, he's like, hey, he walked into the building. Did you I walked in I peed? I went to wash my hands washed them

There were no paper towels. So I walked out of the bathroom and my hands were soaking wet and I was like Gavin's hands weren't soaking wet when you walked out when I walked out He was facing the other way on his phone and I was doing this and then he goes hey I'm gonna take a dump now and I went cool. How does that mean I didn't wash my hands? I didn't see you shake you would not have shaken the water off that fast Here's the thing. I didn't shake all the water off I'm gonna go like this. Who gets the shag? It's not my deal. It is a big deal if you don't wash hands. It's mingin. Oh, if you're a dude because you like hold your dick But he's he's a dude. Yeah, I watch my hands. I'm saying it like I didn't

No, it's a big deal for women too because women have to wipe Yeah, but she's saying it's not a big deal for us. That's a separate discussion. I just Swipe right up in that I can do this zip Go Zip up That's right. I think you zip any wiggled his butt We got to whip that piss all over the wall if you sit down when you pee you got to get it in I love it a slight hit the seat and hang out.

So that's what you do when you sit. How long is your dick? Is it like fucking three feet long? Let's get it with an elephant trunk. You're getting it in there. What's it got to point out? The Gavin sits down to pee. Oh yeah. I want to get it. Gotta point that out. That is not... I've invented that. It's nicer. You don't have to touch. You don't have to touch piss, you don't have a piss in your head and all you can't do is sit down, stand up and you're done. Oh look, you're in this. The other day, I got really fucking annoyed the other day. I was at the Austin airport, I was going to have to piss right now that we don't have to pee on the airplane. Run to the bathroom, take a piss. I'm at the urinal and the stalls are behind me and I can hear a dude in the stalls

having a fucking conversation on his phone. He's sitting down, taking a fucking shit, talking on the phone. Maybe he's having a... What conversation are you having? Well, you mean like, why can't it wait? Yeah, like, like, like, why don't you even answer? I would never even answer a fucking phone

while I'm in the fucking bathroom. That's one of my pet peeves when women are on the phone in the bathroom. I always flush the toilet over and over again just to mess with them. You should not be on your phone in the fucking bathroom. You should just start making fart noises with your head. Like, it's really disgusting. Be like, oh my god, that's real. There you go.

How are you guys doing? Thank you for demonstrating what a fart sound is. We really declined at this point. Yes, Rishi Podcast, Dick and fart you for demonstrating what I'm fucking like. We really declined at this point. Yes, Rishi Podcast, Dick and Park jokes. Yeah, apparently the eliminated science. We were terrible at it. Oh, it was being over.

There was a show or so. Who's the guy who does all these celebrity interviews in the... I cut off Jess Prone and T-shirt. I'm going to throw it in the shirt. Oh, it says, my life is a private spark. Please wait. It's a Ryan Quote. It'll be Tomar's T-shirt Tuesday. I like it. No public. It's a Ryan quote. It's a it'll be tomorrow's t-shirt Tuesday or today.

No problem. That's because they feel so good. It actually does. I was a little people like grapes is like that. I'm going to I'm killing me. I'm normally not a big purple shirt wear. Looks good on you. Purple is good color. Thanks Barbara. Yeah. Yeah. Matt. Matt thinks red cotton is softer. He swears it is. This whatever this is, this shirt is soft. It's soft. It's the Heather material. So is the gray one with the lava rocks? What is that? Those rocks float on the wall. Yeah, that one's still good. It was your quote Gavin.

Here you go. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, it's the Heather material. A couple of our shirts are on that. And I think we're trying to do more. I don't know what exactly it is, it's just softer. And it's kind of, it's not like a solid color. It kind of looks a bit faded like that

But it's nice soft. It's a soft shirt. I'm very happy with it So I've been really concerned that your office is gonna get way too hot Based on the last office. It's actually nice and cool. It's kind of warm. We need to we need to make some adjustments to it Yeah, well, I noticed that there's a spare funnel from the AC that we can point over there. Yeah. And by spare I mean there's two in the tiny room next door. Which I can just take one. Yeah. We, our office got pretty warm today.

Me and Gus are sharing an office for it, Duckel Rolla, as you know. But there's no actual like, I didn't know that. And we have a ceiling. Yeah, we have, we literally have no AC duct pointing into our office. Yeah.

It's like, this seems like a bit of an oversight Yeah, we go where to steal it from Joel. It's pointing in the Joel's office I just got to get up on a ladder and fucking Post Joel's the other day and I I what pass because I what passes door I was just blasted with air and he has like 19 fans in there So hot and I look to the air conditioning I was like there's one right above your office But then he informed me that it was just blowing on the roof of his office

It was like I didn't poke through anything. It was just it's a thin fabric though. So I feel like it would come through Yeah, I got there Push push through you have your own office. I do yeah Yeah, it's just a window. I know it's just a window. There's no We're like you're gonna put some blinds out like now. I can't walk by and not look in there Uh-huh, I'm doing this My computer you just sit there topless sometimes. Oh, listen, I'm gonna say I don't think like people set up their desks Why is that because everyone's set up their desk with their monitor is

The back of its faces. We don't people see what you do. Why not because I'm looking at porn all day Yeah, but don't do that and also Why not because I'm looking at porn all day. Yeah, but don't do that People's cords and shit You do all the time I would wake here and we are working this in Coney. What are you doing? I? Can see your desk. No, I mean I'm fine I don't give it you can look at what I'm doing I'm saying I can see why people want the privacy that I think I just don't like people watching me work It's a weird thing who's doing it just people who like we have windows two in our office. Yeah, like she said it's

every time she walks by your office people can see window. Oh as well But why are you running windows to 2.0 yeah, no, I wish everyone had a more open approach to their desk. We'll do it You are in the company. I did it! Have an open monopolicy. No, no, I'm gonna tell you all. One of the offices does blame and- It's gonna make fun of people out there. And Kara are in an office that they put all the desks along the wall and it looks pretty

good. It looks good. Yeah. Everybody's working away. But then you can watch everyone look at porn. And I was looking at porn. You're looking at porn in your desk? It's a whole day every day.

That's not a point of life. I had to say that when she was in the office with the atoms, there was sometimes when I'd be sitting in the lobby of the old building and I'd be sitting there typing away. And you guys would watch some crazy shit in there. Like I hear your conversation about what you're watching. I'm like, the fuck are they talking about? Oh, this has to be a Japanese video.

That is a lot. I like what they're talking about. They were watching some very different stuff. They're like my bros. We watched some fun stuff to you So we should talk about just bring people up speed because we have new people in the audience all the time Let's go to the different locations of Rochesteath So it started in a spare bedroom at my house correct and we were there for two years three and then we moved to an apartment we were in downtown, but I'm better apartment one better apartment

Epis way 50 move right yeah, That would make sense. Of AVIB. And then when we finished season five, episode 100, we moved to an office downtown, that's the Congress office, as we call it. And then we were there for about three years and moved out of their season eight, end of season eight? Yes. Yeah, because we did not.

And red versus blue. And season eight, and we moved to, what we call Ralph Oblinado, but it's also six three six It's that studio where we just moved out of and now we moved here to office the office that was on the ground Oh, wow, that is an interesting way to put it I never thought about because I remember because I helped you move from Buddha to Congress and I remember just like why do we keep moving up this arcade machine we got to carry every time we move and our game machine was a fucking night what did I do get a bit Marshall took it yeah obviously yeah I said I'm gonna give this away to Marshall's oh I like it I go are you

gonna sell it you guys no I really like it I'd like to have it I'm pretty sure Marshall has never played a video game in his life he also lives in LA now and I don't think you took an arcade I'm pretty sure I'm very sure Marshall sold it I can video game in his life. He also lives in LA now, and I don't think you took it our Marshall sold it Like a leaving scene in a movie where he's got like was crap and a sack on his back on a stick. It's dragging We got you know I was this thing actually works really well It works for me today, too. That thing is never worked before it was you just you've been using it wrong It's like a little wrestler bottle opener. Yeah never worked before. It was. You just you've been using it wrong. It's like a little wrestler bottle opener. Yeah.

That's terrible. It's a terrible design. Terrible design. Yeah. Oh, I hate gimmicky bottle openers. The bottle opener I normally use the podcast just like that. Jeff I've asked the worst one. The monkey. The monkey is the monkey. The monkey has weight to it. No, no. It's like a giant monkey. No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Like, aww, you go like that, and you go like that, then you get a fucking knife into a hammer, and you just fucking slap the goddamn thing open, because you're so desperate for a fucking beer by that. Throw the monkey at your beer, so that's how you do that. You can easily say, you'll clink, clink, clink, clink, and Jeff goes, give me a fucking beer, and then he goes, clink, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, pst, see? There you go.

That's exactly how that works, every single time. The first time, it's awful. It's fucking shocked, I think I don't win it. Why does he have it? The first time I ever met Jeff, I noticed noticed I started to notice he's a very clumsy person And he kept doing like stuff. He's like no, I'm not clumsy And he used that monkey thing Flicked off the the the be a top and it hit him in the forehead with some force that it stuck in his

Like this in the skin and then fell off and that just summed up Jeff to me amazing. I get a ring cut there The we did something the other day that was really impressed I can't but I can't forget I can't remember what was oh take a bottle cap and did this thing with it where you flick it like that never done that before my life weed it right across right across the podcast set I just reminded myself of something a story we didn't tell that I thinking of it I feel terrible about it with Ashley yeah the actually maker actually she maker what who was running our PAX East booth.

So Gavin was in the booth and I thought what a great opportunity. PAX East is where I did that big long kung-shu video with him when we did the reboot of RT life and it started off with that long video where I'm following Gavin to the hallways making ninja noises. Right. And I finally kicked my shoe at him and that's when we- And you got to be a real prank to do it in front of a thousand people because then you're given them the idea to get shoes right? I pretty much am and then put it on the internet. Yeah, so I thought oh we're in the booth

I thought I'll do a come shoe so I kicked the shoot him it was like Like a shot from David Beckham It like a shoe bent and went around Gavin and it fucking clock actually shoe maker right in the forehead She got a lump on my god clock actually shoemaker right in the forehead she got lump I was like Pelle is like Straight into ahead and let's be honest you make her probably beat the shit on him. Yeah, you really got pissed Yeah, she could probably take me. I did a little dodge the bad thing is I told her this after it's just to rub it in It's that you've never got me as good as you go. I never have I would love to make a lump on Gavin's head

Well, you should aim for someone else when Gavin's in the room and it was a lousy shot and he dodged. Yeah, and then I'm the back guy because I ducked a shoe and it hit a woman. You're like the secret service. You're like doven front of it. You should have taken it for. I didn't know she was right behind me. She worked her ass off all we get on that booth too. And then today you almost killed Sarah doing the same thing. Yeah, I did. I get that one on video. Really good shot. I've gotten much better about holding my camera perfect still because when you kick, that's a lot of times the camera moves.

We may or may not be working on a sequel to Kung Fu. Let's do it. What? We had one of the best shots ever that neither one of us got when we did the Fruit Ninja Immersion. Yeah. I did a vine where I kicked one at your head from really far away, almost got you.

And then really I clocked you right here. Yeah, I was right inside of the face that one. And leveleded you but then you and I did decide we were gonna have a showdown Stop doing them as vines. We can't use that in a compilation. Okay. I have it on my phone Yeah, but you don't it's like yeah, stop stop not know that no, I see what you so well It's just the easiest way for me to record so we did when we face each other We're gonna do like a draw and we're gonna let you to stand there and fire shoot each other on the count of three Our shoes hit mid-air and then fell like perfect We did when we faced each other, we're gonna do like a draw and we're gonna let you just extend their and fire or shoot each other on the count of three. Our shoes hit mid-air and then fell.

Perfect, perfect. Perfect, and then fell. I didn't wanna let this, and as I kicked my shoe, my camera guy's over here, so all I have is the crowd of people watching us going, oh! Wait, where did you film that? It was in the field while we were doing Frit Ninja. Right. Free with that, you're in the video.

Yeah, just there. Yep. So someone saying, I bring you would go back to celebrity interview or talk thing he was starting to talk about what was I talking about who's the celebrity interview I don't remember that sorry official Garwood oh it's official Garwood not to be confused with any of the milgarwood I look like I'm 10 times bigger than the rest of you it's like that force perspective thing it's like we're filming that Lord of the Rings.

Welcome to my truck, little people. People. I don't know. What was I talking about celebrity review? Was it the YouTuber's rack? No. You know, you will. Who's that celebrity interviewer?

Oh, who is a celebrity interviewer on the UK? Who does? It did more perfectly. Who is a celebrity interview? He does like the does uh... it did work perfectly who is a celebrity interview he does like uh... the couch interviews it's not even fri is it great it's something show it's the something something show is going to suit and he's like just normal dude anyway handsome gram noran gram noran that's exactly it's gram noran

oh that was easy yeah is it very famous guy over there good job he's uh... he's a Irish. Is it the one who had Emma Stone on it and pranked her with spice girls?

Oh yeah, where he said they were coming out. He was just like, so you love them, right? And she's just like, yeah, he's like, have you ever met one and he kept going on? And she's just like, oh my God, are you kidding me? He's like, well, they're not here. It was funny. They're actually crashing dreams.

He had the thing where he set up a camera in the bathroom and the audience's, audience members were going in. And then when they came out like they, they recorded over the course of the show and then you had to bet whether or not they would wash their hands after they went to the bathroom. And then they're like showed the person in the audience. Here they are. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Walking up, looking in the mirror and then do they wash their hands or not and like two out of three people did not wash their hands and do you wash hands every time you pee? If they put that up on a TV show though you're there you go no do I wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom I really do. Huh I do. Bullshit. I don't know if I'm in the woods or something I don't do that but I wash my hands up right over there. I spit on them. I feel like regardless of whether or not you think the act is dirty which is fucking filthy. I feel like I have to wash my hands a certain number of times a day, and that's an opportunity where there's a sink, there's soap, I may as well wash my hands. I am, yeah, actually my girlfriend actually got sick at packs, I did not get sick.

I've never gotten sick at an event. Ever? Ever. I totally have. Hand sanitize frequently, and don't touch your face. Throwing up events. Yeah, that's different. But it's not like- I'm drinking. The flu, yeah like that's like hangover. I've known Gus for so long

I actually understand what he's saying there. It is different for him. Yeah, the here that goes through up is like nothing It's nothing. It's like oh, yeah, you know, whatever. We all went to this place. It's in Gus through up It's like yeah, it's like that story I told When I got food poisoning I packed a useless last year it happens. You get food poisoning more than anybody I'm pretty sensitive about the food I eat. Yeah, it's time you shit a bean through your nose Oh, no shit I mean puke to being through my nose. It's really different. I did not shit a bean through my nose That's how you what it is

That's my bad. There was no fecal matter involved It was just vomit and I just want to say I could completely be wrong about the Grand Norton thing being the bathroom with the washing hands Whoever it was I think it was Grand Norton working for memory and I'm usually wrong when I try to remember stuff Jonathan Ross Alan car I know Ellen's down there. I was looking Jimmy car. Nope. Jimmy car is fucking funny. Jimmy car is might be the funniest person in England Who Jimmy car come you did? Oh? Yeah, it's funny, right? But like, what would I know from this? You better move these very things.

He's like a panelist. I'm not a thing stand up. He's a stand up comedian. Okay. He's like a Louis CK. He's very good at stand up shows. I went to one. You can just shout at him and he'll just,

it's just banter the whole time. He's really, the most quick, wicked person I've ever seen on TV. He doesn't even have a segment where he like, nobody shouts him. So it's like, come to somebody shout at me. Like, he'll actually entice the audience to yell at him. nobody shouts him. So it's like come to somebody shot at me like he'll actually Entice the audience to get on him. I yelled him. Did you yeah? How that worked out for you?

Made fun of me. Did he yeah, that's a badge of honor, isn't it fucking burn. Yeah, I said donkey. I don't know what the question was I just yelled donkey You're a donkey. Yeah, Jimmy car is very funny. You can watch all this stuff online the uh Louis K. K. I think is really great about a shutting down hecklers. Oh, I've never seen him do that. Oh, Jimmy Carr is very funny. You can watch all this stuff online. The Louis CK, I think, is really great about shutting down hecklers. Oh, I've never seen him do that. Oh, it's really funny. Somebody yelled at him and he's like,

shut the fuck up. He's like, you're ruining it for everybody. Gus, it'd be perfect. That's Jimmy Carr. Yeah. Okay, nice to meet you. No, no, unfortunately. Pinchable little guy.

Oh, wait, I've seen him on... QI. Yeah, that's what I've seen. Stuff like that. Yeah, okay. Why has everyone seen QI? What is it? It's like, what an obscure show to them. There's always fucking screenshots from it on Reddit. Actually, all the time. In the original RT podcast set setup, I wanted to make a table like the QI table

like someone at the head, we Gus, and then everyone else sitting along like the legs inside of it. We made the table. Yes. And we did some testctions where they just didn't flow did work out right well. We were actually gonna have monitors in our Like tables right there so we could actually see what we were all talking about I just didn't work out everyone. Yeah, I also feel like you at the head would be an awkward. You could have been rotating Yeah, I guess well I am awkward in general, but I mean like I don't know I feel more comfortable having you on the side of the podcast. I feel like you run it better from the side I mean like I don't know I feel more comfortable having you on the side of the podcast I feel like you run it better from the side Rather than in the middle you consider it. It's gonna be the head of the podcast

No, she she means since I sit on the side now you like we anchor it from the side instead of not instead of from the side Does that mean we're that head? Yeah Oh god, I guess so I can save us here doing Adred for me I'm gonna take off the top Good luck with that Could you imagine me and Gavin running the podcast?

I'm not you gonna you read me something? I'm checking Twitter robot Yeah Could you imagine me and Gavin running the podcast? I'm a Gina. You really said I'm a check Twitter robot. Yeah, let me do an ad read since I got a time. I was not prepared for it. Okay. When I'm out of this episode of Rusey podcast is also brought to you by NatureBox. Your mission snacks marty to get in shape by summer. Your enemy the vending machine.

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Go to naturebox.com slash rooster teeth. That's naturebox.com slash rooster teeth. I forgot to update my fucking profile with NatureBox. I used to have him sent to 636. Oh, mine's being sent to 6362. Yeah, and one of my ship is headed down there. Why would you get a ship there? It's just gonna be ravaged. Yeah, it has your name on it.

Nobody would open it. Nobody would open its package. Yeah, but what's the package? What's the package? Yeah, it's open at my desk, which has happened in the past. People will eat it. You know how people set up a time lapse of like a dead mouse and then they watch all the bugs that it's better? Yeah, can we do that?

Just put out food. Like, like, a cake. And watch the... Bunchy did that with one of the turkeys we sent them one year. They time lapse it. They put a time lapse on the turkeys. We've game two turkeys for Christmas. It was so fast.

It was fast. The turkey was there. Then you see people and then they back away and the turkey's gone It's like from one frame to another Yeah, they they they demolish that turkey So I've read um Today that the fuel band Nike fuel band that which you have one right? I had one. I now use I use this which is oh why things did you know that they fired the whole team they

fired 65 out of 70 people by the way this office is so much bigger I normally get about three thousand steps a day and then I have to make up the difference I try to get 10,000 steps a day I'd make up the difference on my treadmill at night I have 9,000 steps today just walking around here be this building walking over the bungalow and walking I probably have that just from being lost you probably do they they they don't want to make that anymore I just make software my my office or the office here with Barbara is one of the furthest away from the door Barbara take that and we

When I saw it was so far away from the door you want to try to make it like it was a selling point like oh It's so quiet over there. You so far away from the door. I was like, but it's so fucking I know I remember I was like but it's so fucking I remember I was like well I have to go to the bathroom better get in drink water journey over there I had I had to go to the bathroom so bad this afternoon it's like oh wait I think I'll wait I think achievement has the best placement you do you're right by the kitchen and the door and the bog it's pretty proud as long as you guys need a lot of traffic coming into your office

You guys were in a high traffic spot before yeah, and then I feel like you guys are so closed off that people won't bother you as much at all, because you can't really I don't know it just seems like very Quiet in there you don't bother somebody just a on Twitter March stanton mark stanton 89 on Twitter on Twitter the official sent us the no official He sends a bunch of videos a Patrick I put that in the queue for you if you want to take a look at that the bunch of video But what we just talking about you were just talking about something and I wanted to follow up on it After the Adry the walking Yeah, the nice fuel band, give it a lot.

No, yeah, the Nike Fuel Band. I think I was trying to trigger my memory. So they laid off, I think, 65 out of 70 employees, which means they're kind of gutting that whole division. But when people were asking them about them, so Nike was supposedly getting out of the whole very crowded wearable tech market. I feel like they were winning, though.

Yeah, they're all doing well, right? Yeah, why pay all out? Because the rumors now that they're going in with Apple to create an eye watch and there's been leaked Don't get upset Gus. There's been leaked information about the iPhone 6 and one of the things they have like you now You have passbook for all your boring passes and stuff. There's a health book So Nike or Apple is integrating into the OS, iOS. They're integrating in all the health apps. That's it, I'm out. Are you fucking?

Can we also stop calling stuff book? That isn't a book. Right. Like an iBook. They used to call in the laptops, books. What's a notebook? Yeah, they've used to. They haven't done that like fucking eight years.

They do pass book right now. They do pass book. You never heard a laptop called a notebook. Yeah, I don't like it. It's not damn book. Okay, fair enough. No, he's right. Sorry. I was never upset about this until you just run it up. Yeah, that's fucking stupid.

They packed it in and they brought it back in the iOS. You don't use it like that. Well, there's Steve Jobs always referred to it as a book, like in the 80s when he was talking about laptops and how he wanted to make one thing. It was a more popular term back then. But I would be interested to finally go through it with the eye watch because there's a lot of watches now that are huge. So Apple seems to be a little bit kind on that. They've got the Bungie video ready.

Oh, here's the Bungie video. So every year for Christmas, we send people these turkeys, these smoke turkeys, or they're awesome by the way. They we send people these turkeys, these smoke turkeys, or we, and they're awesome by the way. They're awesome. These turkeys. Yeah, they're somewhere just north of Austin. It's like a smoke turkey. It's so fun.

It's green bird Texas, right? I don't remember. Yeah. So people work at bungee. I don't know, but there's a lot. Yeah. I feel like you wouldn't go very far. And this is, this was from a couple of years ago, right?

This is like a year or two ago. So they were at the new studio, the current studio. This might have been right after they moved in. I think it was right. Some were on there. But yeah, the team just tearing through it here. It's like at that point, you're just looking for meat on the carcass. I was at this about the smoke turkeys. Is that you can make a critical mistake where you can make a critical mistake where you eat the skin and that's awful thing to do. Why? Tuck is getting something good.

No, no, no, no. Turgiskins are fine. The smoked turkey skin is just like, it's like eating charcoal. This one in particular is like, it's so strong and pungent. Pungent? Pungent, pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent.

Dicapage. Pungent. Hey, we don't go back in history. Dicapage. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungent. Pungning, pungning, pungning. I don't know. Pionning. Dic-pong? Pungning. Hey! We don't go back in history. Dic-pong? Which ultimate? Why does it got to be about me? Why can't it be about you for once? It was.

It was about me. Oh, my god. We were talking about some else. You didn't trick my memory, but now I'm dead. I'm lost. You're lost. I'm not so long that whole wearable technology shit. Incidentally, our previous argument,

I want to set the record straight. Our previous argument about the iPhone and multiple models was before the iPhone 5 and which had multiple models. Our argument was about the iPhone 4S, which was one model. No, I don't think so. We can go back and look at the fucking day.

I see the fucking iPhone 5 isn't out yet. He does. Right, because it was after the iPhone 4. We were speculating about what the device that would be the iPhone 4S. Here was the whole thing about that argument. We can look at the date. Here's the whole thing about that. We can look at the date. Here's the whole thing about that argument.

The whole thing about the argument was you were wrong. Nope. The whole thing about the argument was that I was saying, most of the information when it comes out, when it's leaked, is true. And you said, no, that's not true. Not all the information comes out is true. And I said, well, give me an example.

The wasn't. So they leaked two versions of the iPhone 5. And so you're trying to prove my point wrong about something that wasn't out yet. You were trying to say, this is're trying to prove my point wrong about something that wasn't out yet You were trying to say like this is a definite thing that was wrong even though it wasn't out yet. That was my We lost again I'm getting barrow. We're trying to inject from the conversation I don't blame you. I don't blame you. That was the whole thing. That was the whole thing. Oh

We got we got to this we got to this the other day with the whole senses argument Which by the way Twitter would ape shit about the whole five senses thing or 30 senses or whatever They would they went crazy about it. Yeah Welcome back. It's basically the whole thing I was saying about that is that senses are not a definitive class It's like it's when you say this something is sense. I know it's so crazy, but it's like everyone and it's like solid fed week in the right We go here and then They're trying to raise about it and then fucking like uber facts or one of those goddamn accounts Tweeted something about it. They fucking mind for because they bring up the honey thing all the time

Right, and I get tweeted this uber facts. I've looked. It's true because a fucking Twitter account Those and those fuckers tweet shit. That's wrong all the goddamn time All urban legends and all that I want to make a parody Twitter account is like mega super facts Yeah, and to start saying shit that proves me right all the time right and people repeat that You should absolutely do that. Yeah, just put the words fact in it and then it's absolutely true I read it. It's a fact on the internet. Yeah, but the whole thing is like it's like it's like it went back to the Descendants thing with you Gavin is that I

Totally acknowledge you say that we feel different things and we say that we can feel gravity. If you want to say it's a different photo receptor or a different receptor that feels gravity in your body, it's a different neuro receptor that does it. Okay, great. Then that means I have a thousand senses of smell and I also have five senses of taste

and I have two senses of vision. That why do we draw lines in one place, but not the other? That's all I'm saying is that it's an arbitrary 1000 senses of smell and I also have five senses of taste and I have two senses of vision that Why do we draw lines in one place, but not the other? That's all I'm saying is that it's an arbitrary distinction of what a sense is and what a sense isn't because you have two different Photo receptors in your eyes for rods and cones color vision and night vision black and white vision But you only have one sense of vision right vision is one sense And you don't have two senses of vision He doesn't want I don't blame him. He doesn't want to get into it. He doesn't want to get into it. Look, what is this? That's I got I felt you touch me. You felt it. I felt you touch me. Does that sense of feel? But you're constantly

feeling what way up you are. If you were hanging upside down, because nothing would be impacted on your body. You applied a force to me and I felt the force. This is what I'm saying. You applied the force to me and I felt the force. The earth is constantly applying a force to me and that's how I feel it. Because it's constantly applying the force. And so I feel that. I feel that pulling it. You use force Earth.

And I get it. You're saying feeling temperature is a different sense. So then why isn't the sense of cold different than the sense of heat? Or if we can see heat. What does that mean, see heat? You can see cold. You can't see how hot something is from across the room. But you're saying sense of temperature is an actual sense that you can feel temperature.

What is something's glowing hot? But why would the decision between feeling something's hot and feeling something cold is not two different things? This whole discussion is stupid, Devon. It is a dumb discussion. It's all about like semantics and like exceptions to rules. So I will simply say I retract my previous statements. I was wrong. There are 5,000 senses. I'm now going beyond all of you. There are 45,000 senses. You have to think interdimensionally.

Vowels are a sense. One for the second dimension. Yeah, third dimension, fourth dimension, fifth dimension. What do you think you're going to say about it next week do you think what kind of no 10,000 senses listen there's been there's been times where I like about this go I can just drop a subject cause a little stuff you're amazing and walk away and then you have to deal with it for three days so gamities the most subtle troll because I do want to go back to this because he brought up the whole like there's you know like for instance that we all know there's not five senses and you and I were like what are you talking about Gavin? You know what I'm about, but there's uber facts going to lead me to You were right. Do you run over friends? So so here's the thing what was Gavin's original point?

Because Gavin brought that up completely unsolicited that there's five senses. Where were you going with that? Right, there's an ought to podcast and Literally at no point. He just wanted to bring up something we would. The trick is making it look easier natural. So you're a consummate professional. I'll just, you know, I'll hear some things, I'll read some things and be like, I'll wait for a good time to bring up, slip it in, step back and enjoy. That's exactly the reward.

It was masterful. Like that, it's like sex. The audience can also reap with me good one guys like we literally just said the Gavin at that point I've we just stop and go that's interesting Damn one had nothing after that nothing that's a new approach Things up Starts a force fire, but he's got the match and yeah, let the summer's gonna watch it burn to his own fingers And like that white bring it up Why you bring it up you also had a dream that I was fired I also had to dream the barber got fired because you went

Out of town I was a candidate the week before our move and I remember you handed me your your time off request I looked at it. I looked at the dates and I looked at you and I said you fucking bitch Yeah, what I said that's the week we're moving Yeah, I'm gonna be Canada. What is said, what? I said, that's the week we're moving. Yeah. I'm like, I'm gonna be in Canada. So, what did you go? I went home to Canada to Ottawa for Passover. And I guess since she was gone,

I had a dream like a day before we moved that Barbara got fired. And that I didn't find out until we moved to the new space and she wasn't in my office. I was like, where's Barbara? And then we were like, oh yeah, wait a little girl. And I was like, oh, that's dope.. And what if creep me out even more is that you said when you were younger you said dreams that were

premonitions and I'm just like no. I haven't had one of those in a long time. Maybe that was your first one. Yeah I used to have those. I used to have those very frequently. It was really really unsettling. And people wouldn't believe me. You know I'd have premonition dreams and I could tell people like listen this is gonna happen this gonna happen to be like yeah, whatever, you know, you just guessed at it. I would do that and one day I had a dream about opening a pack of baseball cards So I told my friends. I was like listen, I know you don't believe me. Let's go to the store right now I went to a store I bought a pack of baseball cards and I said I'm gonna name every card of this pack

And I named like 15 baseball players and then I opened it and then it went through them and it was every single player I think what's more surprising is that you knew 15. No, you can ask Frank. Frank was there. Frank was one of the people I showed that to. I'm not. Why would I talk to Frank? They never believed me and also when I was younger at the same time if someone fell asleep in front of me and I was looking at them I knew what they were dreaming about. What? What are you talking about? I swear to God. If someone fell asleep in front of me. I knew what they were dreaming about what What you Where to go if someone fell asleep Why can you bring this up so casually how can we get 250 podcasts and you never mention it? You definitely did mention this on podcast before. How did you lose this ability?

I started drinking You had super powers. I did not see that coming. They drink beer. I'm not drinking beer. I got a big, a higher, higher, bring-funk. I got a big blank spot after I drink this beer. I love it. Let's see it. So, what, did you ever use this for anything? No, just like, this drink.

Just like to entertain people for fun. It's not real. I, I believe you. I don't believe you either. It was, I have a drink. I believe you. I have other friends that no one here knows, but like, we can go if we go to Eagle Pass. pass No, no one check is a Frank. No Hey, is your phone fixed already? No my phone's cracked. Oh

That's your packet Gavin always makes fun of me because I put a case on my phone I have this wall case which by the way every time I show the wall case people ask me what is it's a boost case And so I put a case on my phone because I have never retired a phone. I've only ever broken a phone and then had to buy a new one. That's how I upgrade all my phones. That's absolutely true. I'm very rough with my phones. So I put a case on it because I was sick of that. And I just wanted to make it through regeneration. I wanted to buy iPhones. I have an iPhone 5. I wanted to skip the iPhone S,

which everyone complains about including you. Why, what's wrong with that? I love the 5S. It's awesome. I thought you guys hate the fingerprint sensor. No, it's awesome. It's the bomb. It doesn't work all the time.

Who cares? It's so great. It's literally not. What do you say? I don't buy it. My password works all the time. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. Here's a password in that one. I'm buying it for the fingerprint sensor. So you guys would recommend buying a 5S. I would. Yeah. I think I'll wait until this. Well'll wait Well, not now obviously this is what my been reading iPhone Just wait at this point is the six the rumoring and it's gonna go up to 4.7 inches And then there's gonna be a 5.5 version of the phone They're gonna be they're just going bigger three phones. They're going bigger with the eye. I'm still gonna make the sea

I don't know the room we didn't say I don't want to speculate cuz I don't know The sad you fight you fire so I don't want to speculate because I don't know. Thank you. The- Nice save. So how'd you fight your fire? So, my case was get all completely fucked up. Like the corners were chipped and all that stuff. So I was like, oh, I've got to make it to the next generation without breaking my phone. So I went out and bought a new case.

While I was switching the phone between cases, I dropped the phone and broke it. While I was like the five-second dose between it. You were so stupid. And actually it was just like, that was really terrible. That was unbelievable that just happened. I bet you were legitimately mad. It was like, it's a principal thing though.

Have you ever cracked a screen on a phone? Me personally, no. Do you use a case? No. I've never cracked a screen either. I did crack my last phone, but that's because Jeff threw it up in the air. Oh that's. There was an hour before a while. It was on the iOS app store. They got removed but I think you still get it on the Google Play Store. It's called Send Me To Heaven where it's a game you can download and it measures how high you throw your phone and you get a high

score based on how high it goes. It's not so affordable. What's it have to measure that? How many six? It isn't the accelerometer. How often how long this accelerometer is in for? I guess so. So it's basically just a game where you try to throw your phone as high in the air as you can and catch it. That's brilliant. And then you took that down. You can't get it on the iOS, on the app story anymore.

But you still get, if you have an Android phone, you can go down. Why did you do that in? They'd make it for you. They should buy the company. They make it like on the dashboard. It's a big part of the end of the past. This is to say, if you can throw 1,000 meters, you get a free one. They would they should they should buy their company and make it like on the dashboard Yeah, if you can throw a thousand meters you get a free one

A lot of people would try Maybe like catapult to get and Did you ever when you were growing up? Children of kids to tell you stuff that you just like was stupid, but you believed it anyway Yeah, I'm gonna cut a woman half and it'll be too It will be I never let's look that up. I was just like 16 one day and I was like, well, there's no way that was true. Look, you're about a earthworm. Yeah, because there is a worm that does that. Oh, yeah. A planarion, planarion, worm, planarion.

It's a little arrow shaped worm. It's a tiny little microscopic things. And you cut it. It's a biology experiment. You kind of half and then they go. There's a little, little bitty. They're not microscopic, but they're just tiny tiny tiny. My tostus is my osus and my tostus. What were we talking about? I felt like we were going to support with that. That's right. You're finding that? Are you dreams? Yeah we're like you get an app to where you can skip it on water like a stone. How far it'll go like that. There are so many dumb apps. That's a plenarium right there's a plenary

Yeah, look at that. It looks so familiar. It's a non-periodic flatworm There's also a common name for a member of the genus plenary. Yeah, so what makes it live twice? What's that what makes it happen? It just grows back Starfish also do that starfish they will they will grow out from the core Okay, cut off all the legs of a starfish starfish The leg of a starfish. Starfish. Star ship. The leg of a starfish will not grow. Yes, you won't you won it.

Oh, that's a fl-punerian. I can't see. What is it? Punerian. I don't know. That's a Punerian though, the thing that's showing us. That looks like a hammerhead worm. The diagrams.

It does look like a hammerhead worm. Punerian can be cut into pieces and each piece can regenerate into a complete organism. Wow. So what do they do? They cut off your arm and like then you have another Gus. You have to go find it and kill it. Plenary can be cut into pieces and each piece can regenerate into a complete organism. Wow. So what do they do? They cut off your arm and then you have another Gus. You have to go find it and kill it. Yeah, absolutely.

I would burn that fucking arm. Why do they do that? Why do those worms just eat themselves in half a lot? Why do they eat themselves in half a lot? If they can be five worms, why do they just cut the crap out of themselves? If you can reproduce or regenerate like that that would you eat yourself in half a lot? Would you do that? Why I can't get a knife and cut myself now

I'm trying to think of how they would get themselves and how if you had the ability to cut yourself down the middle and make two Gabby, you're like I'm really hungry, but I don't want to go to lunch I'm just gonna cut my leg off and eat that part of that question is a lot. You just have a half a lot a lot Oh Why my a lot. You yourself in half a lot. A lot. Hold the time. I just want to try several. Well I ate myself in half a lot. Why is it too much? But it's dinner so I'll eat myself in half again.

I don't want to have the same thing again for dinner. I'm asking you a question. I'm not letting you out of this. If you could eat yourself in half. I think you said it. I don't know what you're going to do. I'm not an animal trying to be more. You're the one who said it.

I'm already in the morning. I'm already in the morning. I'm already in the morning. I'm already in the morning. I'm already in the morning. It's not like a planarian trying to become it's even by eating itself in half a lot. Well animals do. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already in the mood. I'm already to make more worms I do this in the distinction I mean if you a question is a human he's trying to say that it's like a form of reproduction for that Yeah, we've got some point. Well, we don't have to reproduce the damn multi-populant

I recently driven by like some kind of human the planet humans ruined and won this one. It's pretty bad So I don't have to reproduce a worm and a bird they have to reproduce I read about some Arabian royalty dude Who went on a hunt and he killed like 2100 of an endangered species or a protected species? What it was some bird? Well, they said they're Fuck birds. They said they're bringing back the dodo. I'm with you Bringing back the dodo. It's back in style. Are they it's gonna cost so much money to bring it back But they said they can make it all back make all the money back with zoos because people would pay a lot of money to see the only dodo

Would they pay a lot of money or they just pay zoo admission yeah I'll pay six bucks to see that they would pay zoo admission it make the money back I went I went and I got the pizza I've meant to deliver a guy outside where is he showed up for the park it's here next walk and I met the guy and I'm out there like getting the pizza signing the credit card receipt and there's a fucking bird on the top of stage five literally like right at the peak where the roof comes up to the highest point, it's looking down at me.

It's got some shit in its mouth and it's just screaming at me. I'm like, what the fuck is this bird's problem? Little animals hate you. It is screaming. I can't, I don't know why and it could make a noise that loud and keep the shit in its mouth at the same time. It's like, how are you not having to open your it could make a noise that loud and keep the shit in its mouth at the same time Is that how are you not having to open your mouth to make this noise as a human you can never be allowed you can never be mad at nature I can be mad at nature all the time. Well a lot of rules humans today

I can't even myself in half and I can't be yourself. You can't use yourself in half a lot a lot Why can't I be mad at nature? Because it's nature. Fuck nature. No. That's not true. I'm with Gus. Because if you get, I'll listen. We have to protect the environment. But if you gave like, I don't know, like a mercat, the choice. Hey, do you want to let lions, a mere cat?

If you want to let lions go extinct, they'd be like, fuck yeah. Let's do this. It's like one of the tires. How about they go extinct? Murkats like, fuck it, everything. Go extinct. What do I give a shit? Every animal would vote every other animal out of existence that they could really one racist Well, I saw my cave with like animals. You know, it's stinked

Then waste the money on trying to save him so you're okay with that But I say fucking nature and you get mad at me. That's nature because you're annoyed with the cut that existing nature Animal going extinct is nature. No, it's wait me What are you saying you're gonna N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- wheel or something. That's it. So that's technology started. I mean, an animal never invented a wheel. Well, a fire. Yeah, or something. Oh, no, they can make bulls. Yeah. But it's not. Did you see that video of that? Uh, was it a zombie? It was made a wheel. There was some animal that was like on red at the other day, thinking of like human ways to escape a

pen. It was cat. No, it wasn't a cat. What was it? Oh, it was a, it was an animal that surprised me with the way you would get out. I want to say it was like a sloth or something badger. Badger. Badger. Yeah, honey badger. Oh, it was a It was a animal that surprised me with it would get out. I want to say it was like a sloth or something badger badger Yeah, honey badger. Oh, right. Yeah, and it was the ways it would devise to get out of captivity was amazing to the researchers Yeah, I don't know just like it would use its like resources around it. She read it She's a video. It was a video. It didn't give a fuck Just bass next that joke is definitely not over You give a fuck. That joke is definitely not overplay.

Wow, like Barbara Burj. What would the ways it go out? It would like take like sticks and stuff or that was around, it was like outside somewhere and it would form like a bridge to get out of this place. Just to escape captivity. It formed a relationship. It was extremely impressive. It was a long play.

It was about pushing it. Or like there was one where there was two of them and one like was holding the door at the bottom while the other climbed up to unlock it and climb back down. So they love to see it. Can me that the craziest like escape thing that I've ever seen is that video of the octopus that's in an aquarium and it sees fish in the other aquarium on the other side of the room. And it would like crawl out of the aquarium. Crawl on the floor, crawl up, go into the other aquarium, eat fish, then get back out and go back into its own aquarium. That's what you know awesome

It would do the thing with the jaws, didn't they where they put yeah, I was in jaws and all this is just like give me the jaw Listen I said before on the podcast long ago that I would fight any animal like I feel like I could take it on I would like even a shark and water I feel like I got honestly I got a shot I got your face. I'm not saying I could kill it I'm not kill sure I keep it from killing me. That's the main thing. How? What is James Bond? It's very sensitive. You can't hit a Noah one thing I would do. I would never ever ever ever fight an octopus That's to me. I'm the boys is so weird octopus. Don't get that huge though

You're all you giant squid giant squid. Yeah those it's the beak. That's like awful. That's like the only hard part of the octopus. An octopus can go through any hole that his beak can fit through. They can. Let me talk about. Like the magic you go through and you hold it your nose could fit through. So like, I'm going to have to get through very small. It's going to say there's not very many holes. It's right here. You can get through. They They say the thing about cats if a cat needs head through something and you get a Tolle body through no it's whiskers whiskers Why didn't I know you're right? I knew it was something like that, but it's like yeah if a cat gets a foreign a cat Oh, I thought you meant just like tiny whiskers like it

Yeah, I think it's whiskers feel pencil, but I can go through it. It's like me if I fit my fucking beard stubble through a hole I'm sad. I'm golden. Yeah, isn't you if you cut a cat's whiskers and don't come back Some cotton whiskers are cats. No, I'm not fucking nature Let's just leave it a lot. I'm gonna read this real quick though Saudi Prince has poached over 2,100 International protected hububara Busters. It's a bird, that's a bird. Hubara Busters.

It's a five-revelled. In a 21-day hunting safari in Bologna, anybody who are in Bologna is? So you killed 2,120 days? That's 100 a day? Yeah, he's you as a dick. What did they do to him? I'm guessing they find him some amount of money

that he doesn't care. No, no, no, what are those birds doing to him? They put it in the roof. I'm gonna kill 2100 No, I'm just a general if someone else is house The total buster is haunted by Prince Buster's five five bin Abdul that birds a Bastard Prince Fod bin Abdul Sultan bin Abdul Aziz al-Sad

1977 birds when he killed himself and then his local Represented killed 123. He just not like those birds. What's going on? We're doing a machine gun. He's a bit of a proficient with dynamite. First of all, if you listen, if something is protected and endangered and you can find 2100

of them in 21 days days get them off the list Maybe now they're in danger I think he's bragging he killed like 1927 or whatever and the rest of the good dudes use with kill like 180 Yeah, it's like how is it? There's one dude killed almost two thousand and everyone else is like oh yeah They kill a few student hang grenades Almost 2000 and everyone else is like, oh yeah, they kill a few. He's doing hangar aids. I don't know. Yes, I think.

Do you think, you know how some, like the worst thing you can do is a guy say that you don't like dogs? No. Because girls just like dogs by nature. And then it's a bad thing to say. Well, I'm not saying that. No, well, he just flies against telling a girl that you don't like dogs. Because they equate that to kids, which I think is probably a worse thing to say, like

he hates children. I hate children. I hate children. I hate children. I hate children. I hate children. I hate children. I hate children. I hate children. I hate children. I hate children.

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Well, first of all I know that they'd be bullshitting I didn't know how they killed the tigers No, they're not what if he's got a picture of Strangled pictures of him with tigers like there's one two that all of them a thousand. Yeah, my pants are off So that's all it takes a thousand There's your mission. Yeah, your point got just proven. I'm not aer off. So that's all it takes. A thousand point or two. There's your mission. Yeah, your point got to prove it. I'm not a very typical lady though.

That's true, you're not. No, I'm not very classy. How many tigers are left in the world? Let's find out. This is a stat that's going to be. I got to know. Are there a thousand? Oh man, I saw a terrible, terrible documentary the other day.

Fuck, fuck the internet. I hate with looking stuff up in the internet sometimes. I get to one of those goddamn-esque answer sites. Oh, god. And it's like, how many tigers are left in the world? The first answer is, I don't know, man. Why is the question? It is not mandatory to answer the question.

I don't understand that. I saw, I watched the Vice-Documentary Series on HBO, and they did an episode where they talked about rhino poaching. And the increase in rhino deaths as people get more money in like China and Asian countries, because they want to buy rhino horn for Eastern medicine. Yes, that's right. So they don't all the time, they don't always just kill the rhino a chop to horn off. Sometimes while the rhino, they'll tranquilize the rhino,

while it's asleep, they'll cut the fucking horn off, like half of its face and leave it there still alive. And it wakes up, like staggering around, half its face fucking bloody. It was terrible. And they show it. It was fucking gross. It's terrible. What kind, what kind, like probably like the ranger who comes across and finds like the rhino, it's like, what kind of monster does that?

And just seems like a fucking animal. I've seen a picture of an elephant like that. It was because I guess to take the tusks, you basically just have to remove quite a little of the skull. And then that would just like, it's easier just to hack the face off the elephant. Hey, guys, I got to level with you. When it comes to human animal interaction, there's basically our relationship with dogs, cats, some birds, and the rest of it is pretty horrible. I mean, it's like,'s really not much else left. That's good Yeah, it's pretty much human encounters animal and destroys it But I can't you eat the animal is it yeah, yeah, because like an animal that kills another animal in the jungle

We're trying cell pods of it. But then we'll cut off the rhinos horn and leave it the rest right they're gonna kill it They're not gonna just leave it there to die slowly and agony Fish sushi videos where you can eat a piece of fish that's still flapping. I think that she's still swimming around. I think it's horrible. I, that really speaks to me like, and I love what I see though.

I saw a video like that where the fish was alive and the people are eating it. That really just, that's horrifying. Well, like a toad or something. Yeah, I just don't, yeah. Even like there's some octopus or squid that people will eat. First of all, can you ever put something living

in my mouth while it's like trying not to go in my mouth and eat it, that just seems horrible. Isn't there a, there's a scene in the, I've never seen the remake of Old Boy. I think in the Korean version of Old Boy, there's a scene like that, isn't there? Where the guy eats the octopus and it's like fighting him. Good Lord.

Well, if the throat is big, it's big. It's got a turn. It's got a turn through. God, big, it's going through. God, yeah, it's just, it's, there's not much that goes on though between human and animals. That's like really noble. It's not a lot. Horses, some horse stick. Yeah, that's what he said, noble.

No, the price of the target is and stuff. What's that? An animal shelter and stuff. That's what pretty good. Yeah, and we put them in this because we killed the rest of them and so we sheltered the few that are left. Or they've gone extinct and we're bringing them back killed the rest of them and so we shelter the few that are left or they've gone extinct And we're bringing them back from the dead

So that people can pay to come see them pretty much. It's where we are now I heard a whole thing about this guy called a bluefin tuna that was enormous It was bigger than he was and time like two knows one of those things It's gonna be gone in our lifetime and that time yeah, too no well the big thing is which I think you would appreciate I definitely appreciate is that they say Atlantic cotton. It's gonna be gone pretty soon and only if you want to eat Atlantic cotton war every time I see It's that type of food you get Chez's he mics. Oh number 10. What is? Yeah, when I was in Tokyo, I went to the the fish market out there

It's just huge. I don't know if you all went when you were there But it's this it's I think it's like the biggest fish market in the world. Gavin, I weren't talking here for 30 hours. And you can go out there and it's where all the fishermen come and they bring their catch and it's like right there, the fish are there and they're like cutting them up and just like literally pulling off like pieces of sashimi to sell it to restaurants. Really? It's huge and it's crazy and I saw so many, I didn't realize how big tune it were. Until I was walking around that fucking market, they are massive. How many fish? Those are giant fish. How many cans do they fill per fish? realize how big tuna work until I was walking around that fucking market. They are massive.

Those are giant fish. How many cans do they fill per fish? Like a little tuna fish can. If I had to guess based on what I saw, they could probably fill like a thousand cans. It's missing. Of a one fish. Of what I saw. Yes.

Some things when you're when you've got the final product, you don't know how much of that thing went into it. Like the opposite of a tuna, which I guess fills tons of cans, is orange juice, dude. It's like 10 oranges to get a glass of orange juice. Did you know that orange juice, even if it's labeled like 100% orange juice, it's not always just 100% orange juice. Yeah. It can, they have, these things they call flavor packs, which they can put into 100% orange juice

and still counts as 100% orange juice and still counts as 100% orange juice. I can't do that with like tropical canna. Yeah, like it helps like make the color what you're expecting and it helps like your sense of smell and your sense of taste except it as orange juice. So what does normal orange juice look like? I think it's more like a squeeze orange juice. Yeah, it's like it's a more watery looking. It's not exactly What is a constant training when it's from constant trade? I think I think I can say a hundred percent freshly squeezed from Concentrate and it doesn't mean it means it's not it means they were thinking really really hard when they made it Well, yeah, well, what is that basically? Okay, so if you have firstly squeezed orange you should take half a orange You take a half orange you put it in the little dome thing and you just go squish and you squeeze it You get a little what do you do first squish And then you get out of this half of an orange you get a lot that much juice, like nothing.

Concentrate is basically they just like, they probably take everything to peel and everything you just all get in there and then grind it up and then use that to make it. Like basically they take the whole thing and just mush it way down so it makes it whole. It's all oranges. Oh, it's all, I assume it's oranges.

Yeah. So I think concentrate is like they freeze it or dehydrate it and then reapply water to like make it fresh again I'm told we have a picture of a giant tuna. I said in the picture of bluefin tuna. That's not it Look at the one I said Patrick versus the one you put up. That's the one I said them Oh, it's a way bigger fish if I have this doing barbara. I showed her some my laptop like this and she looks she goes Bigger fish if I was doing barbara I showed her someone laptop like this and she looks she goes I got like this big. I'm so pretty on the I think I was on the t-shirt there we go no offense to the guys

You're yelling at Patrick Jesus. Hey Patrick. We love you. So not gonna have a man in it when we were moving to this space I thought you know Monday is our our first full day. You will definitely not have the podcast set ready I thought but my Wednesday, we should definitely be ready for the patch. I don't know, man. There are so many boxes. And there are many here. Yeah.

This is a what? Equipment and crap. I mean, look out there. It's just filled. Also like the sets. Yeah. Still have a long way to go. Where are the sets?

There, you see that giant crate right there? Yeah. That's a hit. Ah, it's in a box, though. It's in a box, though. giant crate right there. Yeah, that's it. Oh It's in a box. It's in a box. The podcast that was actually designed as a convention booth as well, right? We're going to work with it. It just turned out to be like a Ridiculous amount of money to ship it. It was crazy and like a pan I asked it to disassemble it. It's a pain in the ass to find a truck that can hold it you because that crate is so big

You have to make sure you have to find a trailer like an an 18 wheeler trailer, that doesn't have a roll-up top. It has like bay doors that open, like barn style doors that open. Because that thing barely fits in the trailer. And if it has like that roll-up door, it doesn't fit. Wow. I wonder how we will know that one of our long-time community members designed our podcasts. That's true. Martha Morin.

My dad. I don't call our community members. Well, that at this point, but she's also part of Chuck and arrow and Chuck and arrow. Yeah musician maybe What are you saying there's something wrong with being part? Are you not part of the community? You're a long-time community member now an employee. Would you refer to me as a community? I would say you got your starters a community member. Yeah, would you continue to say that? Well, you're an employee of Rooster Teapner Yeah, I wouldn't say you're a community member, okay, but you were a long-time member of the community as well All right.

Martha's actually super active. Like, I think Martha discovered Red vs. Blue and Ruchertief via a gig that she had for making music for the show. But then she became super active in the community. I saw her in Boston. I came for a hug. I saw her in Boston as well. And she was out with two other community members. She was out with Jenga and Roblox.

Yes. Roblox was in Boston. Yeah, he was. I missed him. Mr. John. It's Turner. I always knew. No,. Roblox was in Boston. Yeah, he was. I missed him. Mr. Johnnie. I always knew. No, you fan, unfortunately, for you. Do you say sure? Sure.

I see some people are saying that the squid you're talking about is actually dead and sodium with soy sauce makes the muscles freak out. That is a type of squid, but there are also live squid that are eaten. I have seen that as well. I've really jab it with a... I know the one thing with the poor thing, and he goes, yeah, that's and the what the fish I was talking about that was the live all it was in. It wasn't on the plate. It was literally they cut the side of the fish off. So it's you and the fish continues to live in a tank.

Yeah, they put a horrible and it just doesn't have one side. Kill him. Lives until you cut the other. Super fresh. That is the one thing, honestly, that worries me the most about alien ship showing up on earth is that if an alien showed up here on earth I would not want them to see the way that we interact with every other species on earth. Well, they wouldn't see the same way. What is that me? What makes you think an alien could see? Because I can see with vision because everything on our planet can see so I'm just using as a frame of reference. The thing is to operate the data they receive about our treatment of animals.

It is that of more safe statement to make. No, I wouldn't matter. Okay. If a lion is like the same. If their sense of morality is offended by our sense of kindness. Instead of us trying to get what you're saying, do you get what I'm saying? How about that? Do you get what I'm saying? Yeah, but it's a raven because they wouldn't see the same way. You don't think they might not they might not think it's exactly the same way They could see you directly would have human eyes. Yeah Exactly and they would just see the same way as we do. What do you think an alien would maybe they're what planted life on this planet? They would see even better than me do a lot of animals on this planet see like we do also

It's like the same way when they say if you could, if a lion could talk English, you wouldn't understand it. You know, the old thing, my grandmother used to tell me that all the time, but I was a little kid. If a lion could talk English, you wouldn't be able to understand it. I think the correct thing is if a, if a, if a lion could talk English, then you wouldn't understand. The old saying. It's like a famous quote. It is. It's the model for the San Antonio zoo believe it or not I think it's pretty on a pack outside the you and head quarters right in New York the line could talk English you couldn't understand it

you know it's not with you every time we went to battle you watch we look like assholes this is actually gonna be a famous quote it's over fax is gonna tweet it tonight and 75% of the time we make one again look it up look it up it's like well good as well this is this is our this will be we have done a gatherer Google well that I get have a Google in a lot of types out of the if the line is not what a line was

like I wouldn't know what a line so I'm good I can bleed if a line could talk I Wouldn't know what I like so good Bleed in the line could talk I'm a line could talk We wouldn't be able to understand it is an actual thing in Google it is a philosophical investigation all right So wait I here's what he's over now. It's all what it where did you do that? I'm gonna give my sources you they go on to you

No, it's all what where did you do that? I'm gonna give my sources you think I want to do Don't we get to my subjects before I brought them up. It's all about timing, all right You make it look easy and it's a slow release. He sends it was time it might be two or three podcasts I'm leashing other one all right point to Gavin again. We're gonna exit it. It's a rare occasion Who said it? You know die rare occasion. Who said it? You know, die. God, I'm a guy. I just want to know. I'm going to find out where you found this information out. You fucking spring this shit on it. Find out afterwards. L-Lude Wig. Vittigitston. I'm just going to guess that is a correct pronunciation of that. Morgan Hickenberg. I know most mispronounced pronunciation.

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And he talks about if lines could speak, we could not understand them. Commentate. How we're up to comment saying, but it was said by some dude in a book. My grandmother said it all the time. What does it mean? I can't tell if you're being so dumb.

What is it you're all gone now? Just like the style of life is so different. Like you would have completely different values. Like if I touch an Eskimo, it would all be like, he'd want to know about my eyes. That's not a thing would be relatable. You would be able to relate to a lie on any form. Apart from, let's not get killed.

Eating? No. No? Why not? Because we don't eat the same way a line does. But I do. That thing walking over there with a delicious arm. You don't eat the same way a lion does. But I do. That thing walking over that is delicious. You don't do that.

I do that. I see how you're going to get on that level with it. I think if we met a human from a, like, one of these untouched, I think we had a horrible thing too about the untouched tribes, it wants to become a contact with them. Like 95% of them are just decimated. So what made me, what what that made me think about. Sorry, shut up.

I want to think I want to go on a branch off of this. So that made me think about something. If if benevolent aliens showed up tomorrow, like aliens, what's that? No benevolent like kind aliens show up to help us tomorrow. Not a high percentage of humanity would die probably or the aliens would die right It's like there's a there's a no-win scenario there even if they want to help us and be good Either we get wiped out or they get wiped out. We were too advanced. We're too easily and so we're too advanced

For a species where too that has traveled between planets They would do something. We would see it's like oh, I don't know what this is doing Yeah, we were totally with that. Yeah, well, well, you know, why do you assume they have better guns than we do all right if aliens invaded America would kill them I don't know about that America Like what is what is this planet really run by the majority of the planet is microorganisms? Mm-hmm, because even you you're just like this disgusting colony of microorganisms. Yeah, yeah. I'm not sure.

They have big, they have number everything else in the planet like what? A billion of them? They even insects outnumber us like crazy. Yeah, but we're the perfect size. How were we the perfect size for us? No, in relation to water. Go on. Well, if we were really small, a couple of water would be like just one drip and you could

just be like, it would just be like this big, isn't it? If we were a whale, what would be smaller? Go on. So what advantage do we have being the correct proportionate size to water as opposed to a whale? No, listen everybody everybody who watches the podcast says Gavin always has brilliant ideas. You just can't explain them well I wonder what that's specifically me. That's why I'm so in for silly. We're all whale advantage Do we have versus a whale? I will be the blue whale the blue whale is the biggest, right?

The biggest thing, not only that is loud today, but that ever lived. Yeah. Why is there nothing bigger? Because what would be too small? For what? No, but what I asked was, what advantage do we have because water is the correct size for us?

What is something smaller that's have the biggest waters? What? No, I go to sleep. So I was half my size water would be enormous. It's twice the size. It's way more, you don't have to worry about it. You need less of it. Why double as much?

Right. You're really small. You could drown really easily. In what water in a globule? What if I'm so small that I don't drown in water, but the molecule is the same size of me. So I just bump into it. Yeah. Like you have such light service tension that you just like a molecule is an

no, look at that. Would an ant could have a globule that you get stuck in it. How do you find a globule? You don't think there's a globule of water big enough for me? I'd like water will be in globules. We're talking about the scientific definition of globules. No, what will be different size globules until it is too big to be a globule and then it comes to one it would just be two or it would drip away and become a small. So okay, so the science book is called water is a globule until it

is two or drips away. He's talking about a freestating drop of water with a surface tension of water. Our big can one glob of water be a globule. I'm answering your question. You said how big of a globule I'm answering your question you said how big I've ever seen a swear of water that you can hold this this big no because it just be like okay but you think don't you think Ant has more to me because they can carry water that is held together with nothing more than surface tension yeah but we're bigger than that right but isn't that an advantage being able to carry water yeah it's end that we would never need

Imagine if you could just hold like a beer that was a globule of beer You're like oh my god think about that if you get a hold your hands a sphere of beer with no cup And you just like out of the middle of it that way you would love that That's an advantage and has a rust. So you say we're the perfect size answer arguably more Prove was the people eat ants like a bird's am you changing the subject. No, no, no, he's talking about the different advantages. We're talking about the advantages in relation to water and liquids. Do you so you think the main advantage of humans have where we dominate the planet is that we're the perfect size? Yeah. It's not intellect or anything like if we

were 10 feet tall, 30 feet tall, a giraffe, a blue whale, that's a big brain than a human. Right't make it smart, though. Nope. It doesn't correlate with intelligence. Okay. Because of the size of the water, though. If you think about it, relative. Relatively.

Relatively. We have the perfect size for water. Size is important. You don't think it's a matter of perspective on your part that you start, you are this size, so that seems like the standard for size. And everything is. We evolve to this side one and then stopped. Why are we gonna get bigger?

Yeah, humans gonna get bigger. Humans are definitely gotten bigger. Tell me. How much bigger are they gonna get? I don't know. Five times as big. Five times as big. Why is that projections?

I don't know. You're catching me off guard here. If you go to the Texas Capitol, you can see how big, how much bigger humans have gotten. That's a little globulial. There are safety rails in the Texas State Capitol to prevent people from falling over, except they were built when the Capitol was built, and they're really fucking low.

Now it's like Victor, now it looks like something that's designed to trip you. Right, it's like, why is there this fucking rail at my knees? I'm gonna fall over the knees. I'm gonna think you're full. Yeah, I'm like, Victor, in houses, you have to get in them.

Right, because they're well small. And that's in a geologic perspective. That's a tiny, tiny, your house too is. It in a geologic perspective. That's a tiny tiny Your house to it's time. My house is tiny. My house was you're over sixty-two Yeah, yeah, it's like extremely short like all the doorways are like yeah, it's a tiny perfect ester I am at a disadvantage in that house. I am not the perfect size for it. Mm-hmm All right, well, we should wrap things up here. So much correcting me. I prefer an un-station of vittgenstein They said it's pronounced Vittgenstein.

Stein? I don't understand. It's the same thing. And the philosophy professor would be very pissed at you for that pronunciation, buddy. It's like saying Vittgenstein. Well, guess what? I don't even fuck about your philosophy professor.

So down here, I'll beat the fuck out of the little prairie waste. How about that? All right, well, it's time to wrap. I'm hoping that we have our set put up for next week. Hopefully we will, if not, we'll be back in the movie band. Yeah, we'll be back. We'll definitely be here on Wednesday for the patch.

And next week for another episode RT podcast. So thanks everyone for joining. I'll see you all next time. I love you. Happy egg. Bye. Happy a hit. Thank you. Happy Egg. Bye. Happy Egg. Do you like apples?

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