Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #269

Episode Date: April 29, 2014

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Use Code Teeth at ProFlowers.com. Hey everyone, welcome to the Ristief Podcast. Our first podcast with a set in our new beautiful stage 5. No longer in a van. No longer in a van. We're here in celebration of the launch of Red versus Blue Season 12. Congratulations asshole. This week in the podcast we have Gus.

Gavin, Kerry, Kerry, and Gus. In order to, you know, this is a monumentification, we're moving to stage 5, we got all this set up. Monumentus. Monumentul. I bought special beer for everyone. Monumentul. I've got it over here. People have been asking for beer. Yeah, special. So I found out the grocery store down the street sells growlers of beer passes out So I got everyone a growler of beer. This is huge. Yeah, was it like a 40s? That's 32 ounces that it's a same thing. What what kind of beer is it? You got the hilder one dude. No, how big is that? 54 Does that just have like three axes on the side of it? Oh my god. It's sort of jug band. How are you gonna drive? How are you gonna drive?

I'm kidding. We're next to the biggest HGB I've ever seen. Yeah, I went there and I ate at the cafe and It's not when your wrist is strong enough to try And they had all these out there was like they had glass and metal jugs and they were like, you can't buy them and drink them there. It's like, get one to go. I was like, okay, I'll think for. So if you drink it with the label facing out, does your left hand have the strength to do that? I don't think so. I think my left hand, hold on, my cousin also in the way. This is good beer. Oh wow, this is really good. Oh, you can do it. I did it. I did it.

You know, I feel like you were like, start shaking. Here in Texas, the heritage of making beer goes back over 150 years. They're not even making the beer. It's like the grocery store. So, here's what I understand. If you buy the growler, what's the stop you from like, drinking out of the way home? Open container laws?

No, but it won't like, if they don't see you, it's not open. What's? Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, bag and just wrap it like you with like a 40 years you realize that right yeah does that some container mean previously opened or currently open it means previously opened well then how do you ever get home then that's what I'm saying what do you mean there's no seal on it it's just like you screw it on you and screw it I could

be wrong yeah yeah like strap it to the roof so you know that you have the You got to put it in the trunk. It's like I couldn't possibly get back there I see tanks is really long curly straw You couldn't have like a bear helmet Yeah, it's a bear car. This is really good. So I guess kind of related to that subject there was a really fucked up story that happened this past week in here in Austin Speaking of drinking and driving. There was a fatality, like at 8th and i-35, where a pedestrian was walking down the street and a drunk driver hit them, killed a person. You know, that's fucked up. I don't know all the details. All he knows of pedestrian got hit by the vehicle.

The cops came, the guy blew over the legal limit. So they're in the process, they're taking them in a custody, the cops have closed the road. There are cop cars everywhere, lights going, slayers in the road. This is on the access road. Yes, access. Northbound 35, like between 7th and 8th.

You listening? All right. And there's video of this. So this video with the cops have this street closed. The cop cars everywhere. Flare's in the road. Another drunk driver disregards them all drives through the crime scene cops have to dive out of the way. And then they like go running chasing after him they like stop him. And then they're like you know a costing hit when I costing him they're like taking him in a custody you know figuring out what's going on. As

this is going on another car with a drunk driver come through the same fucking intersection. Was there drunk drag's going on as this is going on another car with a drunk driver come through the same fucking intersection Was there drunk drag racing going on that? It's like that's a terrible story. That's a cop jackpot They're just they don't like they don't want to arrest people they have Come on, but they want to arrest some drivers. I mean, you want to get that off the road. It's really annoying. I'm just saying, the whole idea is that nobody

commits something in the first place. And I guess the person who got killed was like a local high profile Twitter user, ATX hipsters. I guess they like chronicle music shows. Do you think that Twitter every month that they're in the top 100 Twitter users? I get that every month. It's like some do tweets at me. He's like, Hey, you're in the top 100 Twitter users in Austin. I just bragging. Yeah.

Yeah. I okay. I have like like, you must be a small world. You guys must be like in Fluegerville technically or something. I get the top care. You know, there's one guy talking to me on Twitter every once in a while. King Chalkross. Yeah. Uh, so you came back from you were on a flight the other day. Yeah last night with they fucking put a little personal entertainment things and all the seats. Yeah, yeah Yes, I had a little conversation with American Airlines and Twitter

Because I'm your programing or something. I was like sweet and I had my foot on the thing and they replied like in the picture I had my foot on the front of the seat. I was in in the front row I was in first class because I have so many miles. I can do that Not top of the world Brug about it, but and then there's TVs on domestic flights usually it's just on the international flights So this person TVs they tweet me and I'm I foot on the thing so yeah on Twitter. I was like yeah, it's really awesome By the way, I'm sorry for I thought on your new plane new new planes really excite me Yeah, actually new technology One of the reasons I stopped flying on American Airlines and I switched to

United was because United had orders for the 787 and American didn't So I was like oh, well, I want to be able to fly in the 787 So I switched like my loyalty with the miles program over to United is a 787 better than a 737 What do you mean you switched you just stopped? You just stopped playing American and just started. But then you had to stop again. Yeah, but I got the credit card and everything. The newer planes really just do look fucking futuristic. Like on the top, they have all these blue lights.

I know it looks like something out of the future. And on the inside, they have interior lighting that changes color. It dims red when it's like, yeah, now they're just showing off. I know, right. They just cover what LEDs were. They also pressurize wow. Yeah, now they're just showing off. I'm just pretty much what they do. They just cover what LEDs were. They also pressurize like, they pressurize better.

Oh, really? So it's like, you don't feel as fucked up. I feel like when I fly on some old planes, I'm gonna sound like an old man. My feet swell. So if I fly on an SAE, my feet fucking swell, and I take my shoes off on the plane. So after a simple walk, when we came back,

our feet were already swollen From fucking walking like idiots and then they swole on top of that I actually could like I could not put my shoe on my foot I might be exaggerating my foot like I had to take my shoe off and I couldn't get it back on did you know get bigger too? No, you can't get so low already. I mean come on man. You can't get much better bigger than zero You don't know well. No, oh I mean make that's man. He can't get much better bigger than zero. You know, it's like Dickswell. No, oh, yeah I mean makes why maybe that's why I'm not a reaction thing. That's a sweet band name Dickswell. I saw a band last night called the men. They're okay The band name stuck with me. They're all yeah, they're all guys. It's just introducing

Yes, I'm the smith. They're all like The worst was you know when we're in our currently now in our fifth studio ever as a restriot Our third studio was downtown at the intersection of seventh in congress and a below us was a pita pit You know pita restaurant and every year doing fucking South by Southwest. They would play live music at that pita pit The worst was there was one bed. Oh, there were two bands. It's tough I don't remember the name of the first one one of them was like this old dude who sang like pirate chanties. And he was like, one guy by himself with a little accordion. Like that?

He was awesome. But the worst band that ever played below us in the Peter Pit was a band called Four on the floor. It was four guys, each with a bass drum. That's all that was four bass drums. It's like when they played, it was four bass drums and four dudes singing. And when he played, it is like everything in our office

It was just like bouncing so most of it is that the foot pedal on yeah, yeah I Know I feel like because my leg always twitches and my foot always moves especially when I'm editing I'm like this. I think I'd be really good at the bass drums It's really good a really bad Like is your heel down and your toes going up or I'm like Yeah, cuz there's like a certain way you're supposed to do it. Oh, yeah, yeah, cuz I always like bounce my foot on like the ball on my foot and that's not your supposed to do it That's not how you supposed to play drums or how you supposed to bounce your foot. You bounce your head however you want to This is America. I know things are like and written. Yeah, I can do it for a second. It's bad to do it

It's really bad on the ankle. Yeah, cuz like I didn't know that like standing kind of like with your feet spread Like you need to be having them both facing forward otherwise it gives you back problems or something like that. I know I always stand with my feet kind of like like an obtuse angle a little bit They don't face for math guy over here Hey before we get too far from play. Do you retract? too far from playing. What's the other thing? What's the other thing? What's the other thing?

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say it say it say it say it say it is like how you want to be in an earthquake no I do not want to be in a plane crash no I don't want to be anywhere near what I just like like learning about them and knowing what caused the problems Okay, and hearing it. So there's this program

I see what's the black boxes all day. I can do I've done that. Oh God. Well, no So what happens when like a space shuttle crashes? Is that like the most interesting thing in the world to you? Oh, that's totally different Those are gliders What show? Yeah, how's it glider? It glides. It doesn't it doesn't actually have any propulsion. What if it needs to There's no here, but what if you need to? Yeah. Oh, God.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. There's situations. There are situations when already fast moving vehicle where you need to go faster to avoid an accident. Like, you need to break the speed. Oh, I know. Hit this Martian.

You need to get the space for having a really hard time doing that. You just go through one of the red rings and then you're like, you're. But sometimes you need to go faster than the speed limit in a car to avoid an accident, right? Like say someone breaks in front of you. You need to swerve, but but there's someone coming this way. You need to floor it This is this is a car with no engine. This is a car that's coasting downhill. That's ridiculous. Why is it like that? The use I think they use most of the fuel to get up in the first place. Yeah, shit's having in That's all those tanks you see like fall off fall off, all the fuel leaves to get up. Well, yeah, I assume that that's nothing.

They just have like propulsion stuff on there. Like little attitude, like just stuff. Yeah, because you don't need that much in space, the whole thing. Yeah, I played the couple of space program. I don't know, yeah. You're showing glides down. Yeah, but what's next launch? Well, yeah, so I like, and there's this one air,

there's this one cable program in particular that I watch Called air disasters What's that about and only do is like they do like dramatic Reveils it has like a on May 27th They have like a zoom in on a light that comes on Shot the copilot going I'm gonna shot the copilot going A camera on the ish A lot of B-roll unsuspecting passengers walking to and fro about there There's like a window like a white to some really crappy CG

I really want like the Halloween episode to be like from inside the cockpit like on May 31st Gavin shit is pan I'm like squirming in a seat like Halloween I want the ghost version of that. I want you all to have the want to All for an act man. Okay shit. You got me So what else heard that one of the yeah, we were having our own conversation So one of the episode the air this past weekend was the United 232 flight Which is the one in 1989 that landed in Su- Well, landed in Su- In Su-City, Iowa, like the lost dollar hydraulics.

So like the way they flew the plane, like the control sticks didn't work. Oh, shit, it's crazy. So we thought that was going to stop them doing this? Yeah, they're like this and it's happening. They happen to look out and there was an instructor for that plane as a passenger on the flight. And it's like, I'm going'm gonna structure for this let me help you So they figured out that in order to steer the plane they only had two engines one on each side They would alternate thrust between them to make the plane turn

So how would they bang will they be they couldn't they were doing It's like a video game physics. It doesn't really work It's like someone in a bad movie with a cosleasing control is like with a plane and And they is like Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee people lived and i think that's when i became fascinated with uh... with plane crash was terrible that people lived no it's a terrible accident but people live but the plane because it's like

boooo get back in the but well so that's a successful crash is when people live if you can crash up because usually it's everyone lives everyone's a bit rate if you can split the difference, that's success. Okay. The interview, the instructor gives.

Also, when we're gonna live this, it's a success. Well, it's not countable enough. Let's call that plane A, I call that a plane B. As a, you know, as part of this program, they interviewed the instructor who had gone up and figured out how to fly the plane like this. He had a dark secret and we see like hidden in all black and a voice changer.

The worst was he was like, he was obviously still like broken up and upset about it. He was like, I could have landed it better. He was like, you know, I wanted to flare up the nose at the last second, try to get the gear to touchdowns and put the plane just pulled to the right and I couldn't compensate for it. It's like, you did something that,

I don't think anyone's able to do it a simulator. Like people have gone back and been like, could we have could pilots have done this better? And I think everyone always crashes it. Like no one's blood get that survivors guilt. Yeah So that is survivors Sad man, what's that what's that female journalist that reddit completely hated like a month ago? She was she there was some there was some journalist probably for a lot of people Why don't you go to be female?

Because What if she go to be female? Because she was Gavin, she had a vagina. What if she needed to be man? Just like in a very specific, in its, they have like operations and pills for that now. No, she was interviewing some, some woman that was trying to like get some, some build a pass or something that would, you know, help deter like kidnappings or something like that. And she's just trying to get information about the bill out and this woman just keeps going So what was it like for you 14 locked in the basement something something something she goes well Yeah, it was terrible. I've talked about it in previous interviews

But tonight I'm just here to talk about this bill. She was right right. I understand but it must have been so traumatizing for you And the woman called her out on it. She's like look I'm offended that you're doing this shit and she goes I'm sorry I understand that it this can be hard and I could see how you're doing this shit. And she goes, I'm sorry, I understand that it, this can be hard. I could see how you might misconstruem my words. I can't hear you, I can't hear you. I can't hear you, I can't hear you. She had like a weird accent. I had like a butter for the chatter.

She's a racist. During the Olympics, you know, there's that downhill skier for the US Bodie Miller. Sure. And I guess like, his brother had died a couple weeks maybe a couple months ago. Play crash. No. And then after like, he did one of his runs weeks maybe a couple months ago. Play crash? No.

And then after he did one of his runs, those of reporter friend BC, who came up to him and was like, oh, what do you think about your run? So tell us about your brother. And he's like, he tries to redirect it back to the Olympics. She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, but really, you know, are you doing this for your brother? And she just kept going, like, fucking hammering him at it.

He became a... He became a... He became a... He became a... He became a... He became a... He became a... He became a... He became a... People wanted that sub story anchor man to was a pretty shitty movie But I did really love like the whole point of it was essentially showing sensationalist journalism and how like ridiculous 24 hour news has gotten like if anything see the movie just for that I'm not gonna watch it. It's fun. You don't watch it. I mean like I'm not gonna pay money Yeah, wait until it's like on Netflix or something. Yeah, yeah, don't go see it

I'm a super assorted about Nancy Grace. Yes, I think so Yeah, don't go see it. I'm also for us. We're talking about Nancy Grace. Yes, I think so. We're fast. We're going to go with the acid. So thanks to J. Bolton on Twitter for saying, Nancy Grace, that bitch is crazy. If she was a video game, that would be like on her box. Isn't it weird to have planes only scary? Or like, it's only intense when there's a lot of noise.

Like, you can be gliding into an airport. It's like, oh, that's the ground. It's everything's just like. Like you can be gliding into an airport, it's like, oh that's the ground, it's everything's just like. And then you can even touch down, it's like, oh yeah, we're going along. And then it's reverse thrust, it's like, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo episodes of air disasters. I watched this weekend. Was this 737 that was coming into the land? It was a brand new plane and it was landing in New Orleans and it passed through a thunderstorm and Hale got into its engines and made them both turn off. So it's 17,000 feet. It lost all of its

engines and everyone lived. They landed it and everything was fine. But the passengers were like the lights went off in the plane and the engines turned off and it was just silent. Oh my god. We could hear the Hale hitting the plane and we didn't know what was happening. They do that roller coaster drop or was it just like they were just quiet. They had enough speed so they like this much like the spatial. They landed on a levy. Like the pilot thought he was going to have to ditch it in the water. He's like, Oh no, look, there's a levy over there. What's a levy? It's like a like a like an embankment like a of earth that's got the guts built up to keep flood waters out. Oh, is that where they drove the Chevy in that song Yes, they don't get Chevy

What's the name of that song? American pie I Never knew what levy was until that then I just didn't know what they were driving the Chevy I was a little bit more nervous. I was a little nervous. I was a little nervous. I was a little nervous. I was a little nervous.

I was a little nervous. I was a little nervous. I was a little nervous. I was a little nervous. I was a little nervous. I was a little nervous. I was a little nervous. I was a little nervous. I was aes broke. I don't know about that. That's why the city fled. That was, yeah. The levees gave out.

That's strong levee. That would be ideal. No one drew Chevy's to those levees. No, no. Speaking of Chevy's and driving, this is something I've been wanting to bring up for quite a while in the podcast. I just keep forgetting.

So, I'm convinced that people who own car dealerships are like the most ego-miniical, evil people in the world. Okay, what makes you say that? Apologies if any of you listening or watching our commercial. Unless you're going to give me a really good deal of my life. Your piece of shit. So, I used to drive to the old office, I'd drive down 35, and in South Austin, there's like a long stretch where there's a bunch of car dealerships. It's called a dealer row.

Call it the motor mile. That too. That sounds way better. And there's a bunch of car dealerships. Call that dealer row. Call it the motor mile. That too. That sounds way better. And there was a Nissan dealership there. And it used to be called South Point Nissan, which is fine. It's just like a generic name. It's like whatever Nissan. I guess the management changed.

And now some guy owns it. So one day I was driving by and there was a tarp covering up where it's at South Point. And he had a giant banner up with his name owns it. So like one day I was driving by and like, there was a tarp covering up where it's at South Point and he had like a giant banner up with his name over it and I was like, how fucking ego maniacal you have to be like, put your giant, there it is, don't ever type that in. They put his name over it and then I was like, that wasn't bad enough, there's his giant fucking face

next to it. It's like, now he like, like, what's what's his endgame there like I want people to know that I own the dealership So they should come here like no one's like oh that guy wants that dealership. I'm gonna go buy a car from him It's like what doesn't matter just call it a fucking generic name Why do you have to put you and then you buy the fucking cars and they put their name on the ass of every car that they sell You know what I'm talking about You're doing no one cares about you you're not a personality and then they make local shitty TV commercials The guy who does the often powers spoof locally. Have you seen that? I'm crazy Carl from crazy Carl's car and we've got low low

It's like Charlie from it's always with the king and too much noise all the time Oh my god the worst is when have you heard the yellow do you know the yellow rose commercials It's it's the yellow roses the yellow roses strip club in the standing strip the yellow roses strip club in Austin theyrip the yellow roses strip club in Austin They do something that I've never that I cannot think of another instance of this

At least for for radio ads. They have like an ongoing series with these commercials Like whoever the first guy was he was like you'll see me at the yellow rose That's like, you know say the first one the second one was like you'll see me at the yellow rose and me who are you? second one was like, you'll see me at the yellow rose and me. Who are you? I'm Todd and you'll see me. Okay, great. And in the next episode, it's like another episode. It's like, hey, I'm Todd and I'm the original guy and we're going to the yellow

rose. Not without me. Who are you? Chuck, Chuck, yellow rose. And every, every, like, new one, it's like the character from a past commercial. Like there was one that was seriously, it was, we'll see you at the yellow rose at the yellow rose.

And then the third goes, I'll see you at the yellow rows at the yellow rows And then the third goes I'll see you with the yellow rows and the two guys go who was that? That's the end of the commercial Like this I got Cliff Edgar from the next commercial We'll talk about tips and we'll introduce a new dude I think it's gonna go to so proper route when I wasisha, and then we have to take him to the yellow rose to the jogging memories. The yellow hose? The yellow hose?

I didn't get it before. So similar. So now my commute, I have to go north on 35. And right when that 35 splits into the worst idea ever. Into the worst idea ever. There's a billboard for a crystal selling shop. Oh, yeah, yeah. And it's just this chick, the left side of the board,

is Shelley's crystals by my rocks or something like that. And it's like the right side of the frame, it's just her sitting, she's doing a portrait. And she's just like that. And it's just like this cut out dimensional portal around her. I know exactly what he's talking about. What?

It was funny. Okay. Do we get a crystal? I want to make fun of that place too. That place is always fucking packed. Really? Like when that place opened, I thought it was a joke. Yeah.

I don't need that crystal dish. I don't know if that's like a cover. I'm a shelly. It draws a man, dude. I don't know if that's a fraud or a drug business. It's a fraud or a drug business. I walked in there once because I was, I was like, I'm convinced that that place is like shady or like, right.

There's something. So I walked in there once and It's full of people, you know this rocks and shit, you know, whatever and the minerals Minerals yes minerals thanks Hank and I could over here like some of the employees shit talking Yeah, they're like yeah, that one customer earlier her oral is totally off. Oh my god Like just like hippie crystals. Yeah, they're like crystal No, no, no, no like like rub on your nipples and you'll feel better Like the sun and I'm like a good harvest. I have to leave. I was like, I don't want them talking shit about my What if I only get to like every crystal just like

I gotta be good. I could have walked in that full of sin It's like, but do you get your crystals so you put in the middle of the room and you all like jerk off around it? And it charges it. Yeah, so you were for to see men as number three. Pissed down real on jr.s number two. Like the objective. Yeah, it's like you go to bathroom. You go number two. You're taking a poo. Okay. If you go to do number three Have you have a three to look? Yeah, no, no good Good. Back when the urinal're not a face I thought about it Because like before like I'd be old office the year

He looks like he wants it I You think you could wink silently like you know, so it was a mission impossible room Like Because if the answer is yes, and you know how I mean like I feel like they do some of this I'm asking yeah, yeah, it was like you know toast to and he had to be like completely quiet Toast yeah for mission. You never saw that movie I'm the butter how quiet can you be? I mean it depends on you know, I'm not talking about like Like

You talk about me going like oh Left you one in all right, I can imagine you being kind of a grunter like leaning over like posture really bad and just be like like posture really bad and just be like like a gorilla or somebody I mean only when the urinal with the face is involved like I want to be honest with you see the other one is the same uh no I'm pretty quiet he was silenced maker again is that

I honestly I think I could be dead silent from beginning to end really we're actually we're not talking at all about the penis maneuvering. Okay, we're just talking about, yeah, I mean, just like heavy breathing, you know. I always wanted to do a contest, probably not with it. It's like jogging, but you know, not. I wanted to do a contest, probably not with any of you guys,

because they'd be weird, because we know each other. So I get the crystal. I say like 12 people around the table. 11 of them are getting jerked off under the table. One of them isn't, and you've got to figure out who's not being done, and you want to think. You basically have to hide the fat with your face, that you're not being tugged off. And some of the phrase tugged off, I have like a boat. Poster. Do you think you could do it?

There's a manager trying to psych each other outside. You could sit there like this, having a conversation like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like, yeah, and you'd be like, totally, not even, I have like my poker face on. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm doing right now. You're going to have to block through it.

You don't know. Yeah, it's kind of off conveniently your knees, who knows. So for the next podcast, we'll get a high table. Yeah, right. Table class around the house. Yeah, it's kind of conveniently your knees who knows? So the next podcast will get high table. Yeah, right table cluster I only have two hands We just like the worst I make some hurricane and the place on the phone with somebody I'm being orally pleasureed anybody. I haven't know what you neither I mean orally pleasure anybody having no what you neither On the phone with was it cut was it tech support of someplace?

No, no, it's not for it. No, it's not yeah, if it's a stranger. I'm okay with it if it's one of your friends life It was me. Yeah, we're really talking the family. We should we should we want to chat tonight A gabs session tonight. I thought I thought I only get a gab session. Who would that sound sexy? It does. Yeah. A gab session. That's what you're like, which is like when you take the dentures out. That's a gab session. Gummin. Anyways, how did it turn into the most disgusting pie?

That's weird. It's pretty dirty. Yeah. You guys are fucking terrible. I have a really disgusting story unless we got a good idea. No, let's get this rest a minute before we go to the best of the church because I have to segue do an ad read at some point and this has been the worst podcast ever. I'm sorry to our sponsors already.

I'm going to apologize in advance. We could just deduct off from that. We just do that. We can find a sponsor that makes like really tall tables and like low chairs. I'm gonna apologize in advance. Well, we could just deduct off from that. We could just do that. We could find a sponsor that makes like really tall tables and like low chairs. I get this started. That's one of them. We had flashlight as a sponsor yet.

I don't know, that's a good question. Can we get a crystal lady? It's like a sponsor. Oh yeah. For free aura. Just do that. No, she talked shit, man. She's got to talk shit about us when she leaves.

Someone apparently on Twitter was pointing out that I told that store in the podcast 150 podcasts ago. I thought I heard that Cell Q, shout out to Gus's oral story from 150 podcasts ago. Dude, she's aligned if they were able to Yeah, that's great. Also, that would have been like three years ago. So those those focus have been there for a while. Nice. That's his soloist now Or so listen to you just have to listen to that the other That's true. I spit all over the iPad. I've been spinning like crazy Do you think it's do you think it's because of the new stage? I don't know Do you like how you make me spitty? I like lights. I love the new lights lights are crazy lights They're not like me cooked. Yeah, it's like a daylight hue. Yeah, we have for those like you we have a

What what what what Kelvin of these lights right now? Hugh. Yeah, we have for those that we have a what what what Kelvin of these lights right now. Oh Where did they come from? The shop lights. I think our the I think the person who installed our lights is here nice Make sure that everything's working fine nice. They look great great job on the lights. Yeah, it's like a chandelier of awesome Yeah Well, it's not we we have to make sure we look even better We can't come looking disgusting like we used to at the annex, it was the dimest place I've ever seen before.

It was a terrible lighting. You know, really dark too. You don't have the space in the middle. Maybe we just do a chandelier. I like the chandelier idea. Crystal? Yeah. I know.

I know a place. Oh, yeah. You want to go to the other table? Yeah. You want to go to the other table? Yeah. I'm positive. It's great. Let me read this thing. I like checking up.

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Didn't I start saying no in the middle of that it was not about poor pro flyers. I just couldn't do anymore We just started it was fun and then I could see the light of the other channel I was like believe in yourself. I can't even see one eye but it was getting more and more glaze. Just glaze. Dude. I'm set on a pitch. So in that air disaster that I'm gonna go back a little bit. You know I told you about that plane that lost its engines and had to land on a levy. Yeah. One of the pilot the lead pilot only had one eye. What? Because he was like a small plane pilot in El Salvador during the Civil War. And one time when he was taking off his plane, he got shot at and a bullet hit him on the

side of the face, like above the cheek, and graced him and shot his eye out. So he had to take off and then go, and he had passengers with his plan to go to land somewhere else in the jungle, like to get away from the the gentleman I've just lost an eye that only derives the nearest app while they were struggling with landing to get on the levee they said that at the very beginning of the levee there was like a stone wall and that's just yeah no depth perception you didn't know how to get the plane over it

oh god I've had to do like the pigeon thing like just like doing this with a sad to try to get a perception Get some depth start. Okay, talk about like depth perception shit Did you know that I just found this out if you like take out your glasses for example? And you really need to see something if you just make a little pinhole and Cover your eye like that you can see no matter how much your vision is like the aperture lens No, why cuz I'm not stupid. I'm not gonna get tricked in a new no matter how much you're a the stupid

and great school if your head's bigger than your face you got a taster we were learning to draw poor I would be doing self-portraits today now typically

normal self-portrait on a eight and a half by eleven sheet of paper as the ones in front of you. You're typically going to want something about the size of your hand and on cue every person in the class and put their hands up in front of them and I was like, I'm going to be that asshole! Bad! To people on my side, hate me forever! Oh! Yes, here's how it works though. It does, it does. Well, I think the life of Lens works when you close the you close the uptrend lens and everything depth wise becomes very clear. This guy right here, look at that. Okay.

Yeah, he was on the Sherlock Holmes 2. Okay. He signed my DVD. Yeah, he did. Yeah. Sure. I'm on that. Yeah, one day I just brought my Blurian of Sherlock Holmes 2.

I was like, hey, Gavin, I know you worked on this. So, yeah, and if you're going to take the piss, I was like, yeah, do it right now. Do you remember when you signed it? Did I, what? You signed it, but do you gonna take the piss I was like yeah, just do it right now So do you mind it? Did I what you sign it? Would you remember what the message you said? No, it said dear Carrie suck a big fat knob Gavin did Bernie sign it as well Because he was doing that Australia when people would give me Sherlock Holmes to sign I would sign my name and he would sign Bernie Robert Downey Jr. Burns uh... bunny rubber dine junior burns and and

and and and and i don't know if you can had any legitimate and and and i heard

so talking about letting a plane on levy i heard that there are certain stretches of like highway across the united states that are designed to go in a straight line for a certain length so that if a plane needs to make an emergency landing, they can land on the highway. That's not what they was built for. Is that not what it was built for? It should be. It exists, but I think I want to say it's one out of every five miles, it has to be straight.

It's in case of war. Not in case of war? In case we need a land supply or troops or passenger plane. So it is about landing. Yeah, it is about landing planes. All right, I'll take that. And it was part of the way that the government sold the package to build the interstate highway system.

Yeah, we'll move people around, but we can also do troop movement and move things around with that. Why is CarriZ yelling at you? CarriZ yelling at me. So the other the other couple weeks of a four new studios I I was talking shit about gladiator. Uh-huh, and about how much I hated it What's good the worst movie ever made? No, sorry. It's not it's a worst movie ever to win the best picture Okay, so one morning I showed up to work and someone left a fucking copy of gladiator on my bed I'm inside it Ridley Scott

And I still don't know fucking did it It was Ridley Scott So I still got it in my office. I felt guilty of like this is someone's copy of gladiator I can't throw it away. So I still got it Man, it's annoying me. It's annoying the shit out of me. Just put it on somebody else's desk and just like continue the tradition. You'll hear a gasp coming from someone's house. You die! You won't believe what happened.

The Easter Bunny King. I'll figure out about Crash. Crash, oh yeah. Crash, Crash is okay. What is this? Crash Beta Groot? Crash, what? Crash, what?

Crash, the movie about like racism and a car crash. Virus better. Speaking of racism. Oh boy. Holy Clipper toner. Oh yeah, I heard about that. about like racism in a car car. I was better speaking of racism. Yeah. Oh boy. Ellie Clipper or toner. Oh, yeah, I heard about that. I have no idea what you're talking about. Well, so that I'm Paladin dude's racist. I had this I had this described to me and the way I was described to me I immediately didn't understand the problem. So I think it was described me incorrect. No, no, no the guy you're racist to No, the guy's crazy. Yeah,, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want you bringing black people to watch Clippers games. I want you to unfriend all of the black people who follow you or who your friends with on Instagram and You can have sex with them. You can do whatever you want. Just don't be friends with him on Instagram. Well, this is girl. Yeah, yeah, I was like

Like okay, it's racist and crazy. I like the old style of racism mix with the brand new modern Instagram And his his girlfriend. I think it's like it is like a half Hispanic half black So then yeah In the arguments she's like a mix that's I'm half Latina on that black. I got a piece of leather. That's what money gets you Oh my god, she also looks like a wax statue Like leather I saw a picture of normal Schwarzenegger the other day You know when the terminator when he starts getting a bit blast and kind of messed up

Yeah, his missing and his foot he looks like that in real life now Like 10 years he's gonna be stop motion Is it he's gonna like retire to like a chucky cheese? He's just like stand around all the Good Disney World. It's a small So I go back a little bit talking about gross things. I got love gross things I love you, Gary. Oh you're not going to the second. Why? So a couple months ago like a month ago I got my wisdom teeth taken out. So you know I already had my like my bottom right taken out a while ago. So I got my two left and my top right taken out.

And when they did the surgery, you know, they wore me like, hey, you know, on the bottom one. Because they were, I did a terrible thing. Kids get your wisdom teeth out. Yeah. I waited. So, they were like super like just gnarled. Oh, I still have a little. Oh, my.

Yeah, that's bad. That's gonna be bad. Some people don't have a huge problem. Yeah, you should get, and it was not one of those people. No. No, the doctor should do an extra intel. You whether or not. It's a problem for you Yeah, I hear you raise your leg to an x ray on bath. Oh So they said you know, hey the bottom left one. It's possible if we go too deep to get it out You know, you might have a little bit of nerve damage or something like you're the less that your face will be number The while and if we go on, the right ones are too deep.

We might break into your sinus. And I was like, we have the bin, right? No, there's no. Get the bim. You got even a bit right there. That's going to be flowing. I need a bin. I need a bin. So that's my jug.

So I had to win some tea. No, here's the thing. I got my win some teeth taken out. It's like when people try to avoid the camera. It's like a mission impossible. I mean, people are avoiding my even. This is still with shit. It's like a full of toast.

Okay. So I got my wisdom teeth taken out. Everything was fine. I could feel feel less on my face. Everything was fine. A week later, I woke up in the morning and went, man, my mouth tastes really bad. Yeah, I brushed my teeth last night. You know, went throughout the whole day, didn't realize what's going on. By the end of the day, I realized that my sinus had opened up. So I had a just straight drip going from, and somewhere's not supposed to down into my mouth. It just all night long. I'm just like swallowing this. Let me tell you how he phrased this by the way. I go, you're telling me

you've had you have a hole in your mouth that's been draining Draining not into your stomach all that goes yeah, Ben eating boogies in my sleep Imagine from like the back behind your mold just like dripping down. Yeah, I could like taste it for like I'm laughing and feel awful at the same time. I'm so glad you chugged your beer before I brought this up. So I'm like three weeks straight. Just straight up eating boogies. Stop saying this. The reason I brought this up more than anything else is because every time I tell this story, Miles tries to run away But he's trapped now

There's no running away I could like smell it too The having Center this happy place I don't think we got a second bucket coming in. Oh, there's a figure. It's actually not here. So, yeah. That's awesome.

No, it's fucking not, guys. That was my life for about a month. But what's the solution on that? Does it just like feel back up? Yeah, the solution I went in, I was like, hey, so, you Taste fucking terrible. They're like yeah, just you know come back in a couple weeks We'll see if it's healed up. I said very cool every single time I was like I went like go to fucking disgusting whole fix. I don't have to hear about this shit Yeah, I just imagine like you know how like putting gets a skin on it

Yeah, you like it you fucking ass Yeah, I just imagine your bio and you're just The worst thing is like I don't actually know like the wisdom teeth hole healed For all I know there's like it's still in there just the way some teeth hole see no no Gavin you okay? There's two thing I churned up on the inside it's like Aaron does this too Aaron loves I Make it last pull out for a little bit Kevin's making disgusting noises. What are you seeing? Yeah, what was I saying?

I really want to hear the segway from this to Aaron by the way, I'm really curious about that. You trapped me here, right? Mm-hmm. We do disgusting holes. Yeah, when you can't, it's more like, what do we get to get from the podcast? I was like, oh, I know. Aaron does a thing. Aaron loves, Aaron loves. Mucous.

No. Nope. Our cringe, the cringe subreddit, cringe- Oh, yeah. Crinch videos. Crinch, I can't. Dude, me. I can't. Can somebody please go submitdit cringe-ticks cringe videos. Yeah, I can't do me Can somebody please go submit to cringe worthy just a picture of me?

There's no context just like cringe no she I can't I can't do it I got I can't You say I had a hard time watching Doug growing up because every now and then the animated cartoon character would get in a slightly awkward situation. So how do you watch shows like the office? I don't. I don't watch shows like the office specifically because of Michael Scott.

I can't do it. I tried watching... British comedy? Nah. Like, every now and then I can't... Is Gavin not funny to you? Oh, I try to watch Office with Dan and he watched

90% of it like Jump into the TV and hit the person and go stop do you realize what you're doing? Okay, hmm Yeah, I've mm, mm. Yeah, I've got trouble watching that. Yeah, isn't it weird? Like cringe must be one of the most recent emotions to feel. It's like first world emotion. It's like sense.

Yeah. It's like, it's cringe. To total third world, like an Ethiopian kid. Yeah. Can they cringe? I think so. I think they'd be like, what? Like, I've never used that before. Like, it's just like a dance move. It feels like a mob.

Do the cringe. It's like this. Like, oh, it feels like a state that is surrounds our generation of, what? Like the last 20 generations maybe, but why would you cringe if you don't have our values? What is that, I'm sorry, what does that mean by our values? It's like if you need to go like really fast, obviously. Oh, that was embarrassing for that person. Okay, no, yeah, it depends on the society.

Yeah, like it depends on the social cues and what not. And you know, if I were to go to, well, I imagine no one in a tribe is cringed. I don't think they have socially awkward situations. Yeah, all of them go. Yeah. Oh, man, I feel like they only miss that spear throw. Fucking good one, Jeff. Jeff, the tribesman, with that whole jet.

The tribesman, yeah, he's normally so good at this. Got five halves. That's there you go. Now it's I think I think that there are instances of cringe that you know must transcend you know I would love to know when the word cringe was do you think animals can cringe on the way with the most capacity to cringe Look at monkey misses a vine in the wheels Like the poop at himself, actually. And then... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Next time on Monkey Off, it is. Monkey's got out of it again. Monkey... Monkey Jim just turns and looks in the camera. He's got like messed up hair. He's like... He's just uncounted monkey. I'm so distracted.

I looked up a dictionary. I'm getting it. I come. Funny thing about the British office is that I was going to say monkeys. Monkeys are always funny. What is hilarious? Mine Freeman who played Tim. He said, well, the gym equivalent. He said the office.

Do they have a purpose? Tim, imagine they do that. No, the total quince. Okay. They just like, I don't name generators. He said, whoa. They're about like, bim. total coincidence. Okay. It's like, I don't name generators. He said, whoa. They're about like, bim.

Bim. It's a very common American name. Yeah. If you were a family, what did you say? He said that filming the office for the two or three years that they made that totally ruined his career for like a year afterwards, because he would constantly just nail the camera, because his camera's always

as he is supposed to. He would constantly like, deliver deliver line and then just be like Yeah So the origin of cringe is from middle English sometime late 1100 early 1200s They were cringing in a 12 hundred Really? Wow Crengin Crenchin Really? Wow. It comes from cringen crenchin. Is that like a dog?

To yield or fall in battle. What? Oh, so the meaning changed. It was like a dishonor. Yeah, because Naga's now cringes to shrink bend or crouch. So it's not just a social equivalent of falling in battle. Social battle. So when did cringe mean cringe yet to shrink band or crouch especially in fear civility cower so cringe is the physical motion yeah not the emotion no no it's just it's just in that bearism for someone awkward cringe because of yeah yeah that's what damn was doing he was going oh

fucking god damn those were a lot of play everybody do every do show Fucking god So that was we came out today pirate it did that was I haven't watched it yet, but that was fun to film It was really fun. Yeah, yeah, we had a couple of parents. Yeah, we're just driving around Gavin I get my little adventure for a while in the middle of it. That's nice Good. Do you ever do that like when you're not in the let's play? Do you ever like join a game and just pretend never know? I do pretend like I did that was great great I you pretended it Pretending that you're in the let's play do you ever like join a game and just pretend never know I did pretend like great great. I you pretend it Pretend that you're in a let's what no no no I'm over there

I'm sitting at home like you got it No, no, I mean, okay, so I was late. I was playing just I'm like achievement hunter shit just all over my room at home You should get a 360 that out of them that sets out let's play when you turn on like you know You know the customer power I'm not a Xbox yeah, I mean sure The train goes in yeah And then when you push it and goes

And then when you turn off goes let's stop sorry sorry people get mad. Oh you carry on your story Yeah, let me just explain how not crazy I am real quick No, so I was playing GTA 5 or GTA online like a few weeks ago It's a game and all right. Thank you I Wanted to play with like a few people great was like the only person joined and like we didn't we're just kind of like bored or whatever So we decided pretend to be policeman Yeah, no, you're not crazy. Yeah, it was a fun game essentially we had to steal a cop car

So for so that was the challenge of itself is to get a cop car and then get away from the police cop steal cop cars and that will We were straight justice. No, you were there. We were street justice cops What an amazing if you pulled out two other people from a cop car who are pretending We had to steal a cop car and then once we had a cop car I demanded that we go to a store. I did. I was like here's what we're doing next great We had to go to a store to buy clothes so that we would look like detectives I'm like, you know, for your life, you have to look like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I think yes, I think it is maybe I Was there was a spencery in Los Santos out in the equivalent of Venice Beach? We don't well. I'm going to turn in my badge

That whole like many thing where you like you you smoke up and then like you're hallucinate. Yeah, what was the protesting? That was the guy that was the guy was trying to get it illegal. Yeah, this is the cringe We just drove around and we would do the creative This is crazy No one doing it in positive YouTube please Oh, sorry mom We just drove around with another son So he ran like that

So he, I played GT Online a few times for miles I remember the first time we split together. Um, like, I've been, I'd been running around and like, I'd been getting to like this, this off, off and on like gun fights with these other dudes in the session I was in. So the mile of miles joined the game. And I was like, Hey, let's go play some golf miles. It's like, yeah, all right. Cool.

So we go, like, we're meeting up, like I park in the golf in front of the country club. Yeah. Miles drives up. Like, Hey, man, what's up? And we're in a party. Yeah, he's like hey, that's not how it started Here's how it started I went to the golf course I'm waiting there and I'm like hey man, you come in you go and I hear yeah, sorry These guys are messing with me. I'm like yeah, no, it's fine I'm like just doing donuts in the parking lot. It's kind of bored waiting and next year

You go driving it and your car's fuck Glad you made it. Yeah, like I said, they're these guys and they're here Like a car and shoot me It was been top-of-the-eye! It was just a thing. It was a pro-sale. Oh my goodness, I have this shot. What was incredible, just threw here! My else is self!

Gus had survivors killed that day. And he was like, I could have got better. Not even when I had to die. I don't know why people don't advertise their games. I feel like the age of the game trailer is totally over. It was like pre-determined footage. If they just showed clips of that kind of thing with the audio of you guys playing, that would be the best trailer for GTL.

They're kind of starting to do that. I mean, we all, yeah, no, they're kind of. Like look at, look at, like load out. We got to play load out really. It was a lot of fun. Yeah. It's kind of the approach for that. I just feel like it's such a, it shows the fun. I just like cool footage of games and stuff blowing up. Doesn't do it for me anymore. It depends on the type of type of game if it's gonna Be a really story heavy game. I love that stuff like I love red dead redemption is one of my top three favorite games Really gameplay is okay, but the story was fantastic. I finished it. I never cared so much about it video game Protagon we all know the dead space to be trailer was the best trailer Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don the original song for that is really Yeah, 80s and up the 80s That that was it that's an example of like it didn't really show a ton of gameplay or anything It was just they found the right song and it just well, I'd say it set the mood but the game's really not like that at all It's top get over there

My wall around me found a cover of matter when we think about this over the weekend I heard that that quiet riot some come on feel the noise right that's a cover yeah really really no idea who's about like I think they're a big one slayed yeah really they're a UK band sounds like slayed yeah like the cover sounds like sl. Okay. So, what was the name of the band that did hey now, you're an all-star? Smash, smash, smash. Smash, smash. Smash, smash, smash. Smash, smash, smash.

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I love it. It's like, I had no idea that was a cover. I don't, I always worry like how many other songs I've heard. I just didn't know they were going to be something. Yeah, it's, it's pretty sickening, especially when it's modern stuff. I once heard that Kanye West song where they were a sample of D'Ark. And then the original was playing, and some shopping center I was in,

hard a bit at first, a stronger. And some kid was ripping off Kanye West. I was like, hey, I was like, is this one of the special situations when you can choke a kid to death? Yeah. It's better off. You want to let him have spawn or anything. The other day I was in a coffee shop and I heard this, this, this, this deaf punk song that they were playing in there. And I was listening to it and I was like, that's a deaf punk song.

I only know that because of the Fugu quads, deaf punk mashup I saw on YouTube. Like I wasn't familiar with that, but I knew it in the context of the Fuhuga quads Like remix that's really fun I listened to that a lot really yeah, I've heard that it's they they just Redubbed the come on Fuhuga quads song over and over over random access memories like the whole Yeah, no wait, are you like yeah, that's where we're listening to the other day? Yeah, come on. Are you like yeah, that's where we're listening to the other day? Yeah, come on Oh God come on the fool around that's it

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm doing the cringes. It was great I like that there's a song on the album that random acts this memory song. Yeah, it's called Georgia or something Yeah, it's like dude dude dude dude, but there's the hot, there's like 90 seconds of just crap at the beginning. Yeah, buddy, get out of the bloody. At least make that a separate track. So you can skip straight to the music. Yeah, or just sitting, I mean, yeah, I mean, you can go into iTunes and select. I have actually. Yeah, it starts like one minute, 30.4 seconds. Starts when they're driving to the levees at double. It's cut all the way to the end. Someone's asking, Gavin, what were you going to say before Miles talked about being sad in GTA?

You're talking about being sad in GTA. I want to know what that means. I've been talking about being in GTA. It was kind of sad. I think that's what he means. Going to need a hint on that one. Yeah, you were like, go on, you tell you. Another thing I forgot to mention is that I was told

to wear this week's T-shirt Tuesday on the podcast. Just realize I'm not wearing it. No, that's it. Yeah, that's really good. See that? Do you want to go change? Yeah, it's even visible gesture. Is anyone free?

It's on the back of my chair and you're gonna be fine. Which one did they go? I guess they went with... Soul them. We can also, with the meantime, we talk about the poster. It's coming out tomorrow on Tuesday. Yes, this was featured in episode. Oh, it's really dark Congratulations, by the way Yeah, it was oh, that's sick shirt man and the the the the poster is a like a map of it's a map that John rising

It made it was in the Yeah, we wanted to originally print out a map, so if it was a last shot, it was done. That everyone could use, because Episode 100 was a scavenger hunt, but we know that nobody knows or anything is. So we had this... We're originally going to print out the map I made in the Achievement City tour, but John Ryzen was already working on this map.

So, like, John, can you finish it by Episode 100? And it looks really cool. It's like a... It's like a... It's kind of like a... It might like a... It's kinda like a feat. It might be a scene of theme park. Yeah. Like, this is how you get to these places, these what?

Achieving City has become like one of the coolest things I've seen in video games in like the past few years. I've just like a digital world is so famous. It is. It has so many views in it. It really is a theme park. And it's been rebuilt in other people's world so many times. Good cash cash.

I couldn't see it like that. It's so dark over there, I couldn't see it like dark over there. I couldn't see it coming. Why is it got to be black? I put my arm in a plane through it right into my arm. Yeah, it's an achievement state. It's basically the sixth main houses of achievement state. Wait, which carousel?

Mine's under Michaels. It's okay. It's in the cringeria. Yeah. It's in the, I'm like in the one of the letters. Yeah. I actually watched a lot of the Minecraft Blades plays this weekend.

Really? You did? You were, you did an excellent job. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that So I totally fucked up in the middle of that and yeah, so at the very if you haven't seen it I can spoiler at the very end Ryan has like built this labyrinth and I am taking it was Yeah And I took the place of Edgar so I had on like full diamond armor and a cow just as a cow with a full diamond sword and I thought he said something like hey come with me or something like that.

So I followed him up the stairs that he was using to go get you. And I think it was either you or Michael, like briefly saw me. Why do you have that? Yeah. And I just like, like, so like, this is my kind of old office. It was a lot smaller. I seriously, my Xbox was on the arm of the chair. My legs went numb in the middle of the floor.

Yeah, my legs went entirely numb. That was one of the several, like every time I sit in Ryan's seat, I don't know how he has legs still. I assume he'd be like the characters from like a star fox and he just chop off his legs because it goes numb. But it actually kind of works because it was kind of like a movie where you kind of see someone run past the camera. So I'm looking around and be like, I can't just like, yeah, who is that? Yeah, it's a matter of aliens. So I'm up there and Ryan just goes like, no, get down. That'd be like Some up there he's trying to say it so that you guys can't hear it, but you're right there We're like this close and he's like get back. I'm gonna say

No, this is the let's play that I merely went home and then found out I was sick and just started vomiting everywhere Like yeah, it's just the bookies built up The roof of your mouth collapsed. Group fell in. It's just like a side of the mouth. I like a like a pool of like boogers. Oh, why in my stomach? Why? And it was just, you know, so that's pretty good.

I take back what I said, Kare, you were a terrible. Just the worst. In the police. All right, anyways, it's a cool shirt. Don't throw up on it because you're hearing me talk about boogies It really is like what I was like a theme bar I wish there's a way at RTX we could do like a tour of achievement city or something like that We have to get them going on it. Do you think that Oculus Rift? Through achievement city. Oh my god

I'm not promising shit. I'm saying it'd be a good idea. We talked about trying to like physically, at one point last year, we talked about trying to physically build everyone's houses from achievement city. It's like we ended up printing up the backdrops, you know, for a photo ops. And we talked about like, how could we build Jeff's house?

You have to have a chance to see like, you know what? You can scale, but you can get like race and I'd be like the size of like a box car We're about the thought was to build it to the ceiling and scale everything else against it and then line it with clouds around it So you can't really see it like hang a bunch of like that's awesome cloud formations around it But it turned out to be really fucking expensive to do that Let's just print it out We're saying building a gigantic building is expensive building a building to use for a weekend Yeah, I'm gonna get that

We're gonna get that uh the the tower of pimps from RTX in here. I mean we have space now. That's a good point There's been talk of getting it and putting it outside I think Jack still has it kind of in its collapsed form. It was cooler. It's really cool to see it to scale Yeah, how in the game you always we're always just like one two three four and you jump off. And if you make your real life, you will break your spine. Jack is talking to one point about life, man, using it as like storage. I just want to like have like a ladder that goes all the way to the top on the inside so you can go and like take nap to. Yeah, we should put on the roof. Oh, that's good. One thing I liked about episode 100 though is that we started doing let's builds way after we built a

chimpanzee like we didn't even think to record it right and it took us like 50 hours to build a chimpanzee but I remember I randomly just recorded us making it with my phone like yeah and then I was like this is the nobody's seen this nobody knows I have this yeah I love just pulling out hidden footage from it's pretty iconic when it's like the recording the first RVB episode. Yeah, like how the Bernie film you have something like that. I like stuff like that. We do. I don't remember what it is though.

You do. Dude, see your face. Just wait for ages. Yeah, we've talked about before. No, so we weren't sure like when we first wrote the scripts, how long. Oh, yeah. I was wondering what it is. Yeah, how many pages we would need to write per, we just didn't know what the

page to minute count was. So we were like, we just the two of us recorded all of the voices for every single character for an entire episode. Yeah. So we have that audio somewhere of me going, I was just a Ruby and Yang. And I was, why simply, you should have made that a separate audio track on the DVD. And we talked about that. I need to find out work.

Episode two is different too. It was, yeah It was it was fun at the beginning of that video just Without any mention of it just showing yeah the audience something that they really cool How long how long till they add like a flying vehicle type into Minecraft? I always want to power she I just want to power she is a little more hang glider. Oh, why don't you want to go? I don't like oil, but they don't have the option to fly I just want to shuttle the glides

You want to come in from space, but having a power in case you need to go around Do you think you're gonna use the space? Here's what I'm saying you're okay gliding in Minecraft But in real life they should have the ability to thrust a shuttle is heavy Person yeah, you know glide it in yeah a shot. What if you what the severe wind they get blown away from the runway It's like oh gotta go up and blowing away from the runway. It's like, oh, gotta go up. So you can't go all the way and it affects the shuttle

more than it does a hang glider. I can hang glider, forget about the hang glider. No, why are we talking about hang glider? The shuttle needs, I'm amazed that they landed every, did any of them crash? I don't think so. I think they usually go to the ocean. Or they don't fall into the sea.

They were very particular about the weather requirements when they landed and they had backup sites for landing. Yeah, it's kind of imagine all the astronauts in space like, it's not the weather's good, I don't really like. You're like, oh shit, we're going to have to land in California. I know, we're like, oh shit, we're going to land in Florida. I guess you're like, we're going to have the opposite into the country. They have the most direct tell about weather, the weather's good though, they just look out the window. Wow, weather's crap on America, right? That cloud's gonna be bad and a little bit. It was always

cool to me how the the ISS has like 10 sunsets and sunrises per day because they're just whorling after. Oh, wow. That's something I never thought about. Like they can, they go so fast around the other way, I think, that it's really propelling themselves like constantly or is it they just like speed up Let me they're just all between it. Yeah, the orbiting they're falling. Okay. You just fall. Okay with style Yes, stop points. He just buzz like that. I need more curable. I'm sorry. Yeah, curable teaches you a lot. The level is advanced now. Yeah, I was watching let's play it someone else did Where there was an asteroid he was actually coming up to this asteroid that he thought was really big in the distance,

and then his ship totally blocked the view of the asteroid. He's like, oh, and then he ended up bumped into it. He spins the camera and the asteroid's like this big and he's like, oh, I thought that was gonna be a lot better. His video is a video, but by someone called Kurt J. Mack. If you wanna see that, let's play. It's pretty funny. Yeah, I love Kerbal Space Program.

He's the guy who walks in a straight line in Minecraft, trying to get to the end. Oh, that guy. Yeah. Oh, okay. That's never going to happen. He's actually got, he's in the version where the file ends exists. He's gotten really far. He's got like 10% of the way. Yeah, but how long have I taken? Two, three years. Yeah. She's just going to be doing that 30 years. Dude, he's making money on it. He makes time. He's made like, I think like 300 grand for charity doing it. Oh, that's great. It's just, like a couple of times a week

just walks for half an hour. He's gonna end with like, it like, if he doesn't make it, he should just make a post that's like, exact quote from Forest Cump. It's like I'm pretty tired. I'm gonna go home. He turns back. He turns back. He's turned back. I'm gonna monitor Diff.

I'm gonna take my cart. The sad thing is, he's gonna walk so much further than he's ever walked in his real life. Probably. Man, that's weird to think about. How? I wasn't sad. He could be actually walking. The number one thing I can hope for when we all die is we get some sort of stat sheet

You get the KD ratio you get like miles travel Hopefully zero or maybe you killed someone evil yeah, does Come on. Do you think you'll get a sense like how many times you pooped? I Want everything You number one number two and number three you get a count of all of them in four What's for it's for swallowing fucking no, I'm not getting back into it. I'm sorry Be cool to know I want to see your average

Yeah, it'd be cool to know the biggest weight loss you ever had in the day Like you know sometimes well you just feel like you've got all Everything and you sit down you you poo a lot, you get a poo. And yeah, that'd be a thing. I wonder what the biggest poo in the world is. Rendy Marsh, I saw that episode itself. But I mean, like, I don't know, man.

I just want to know. I feel like it'd be really important, and I want to shake his hand. Longest time with an erection would be a good one. Yeah. What I've found out recently is that what's actually dangerous about it? Having an erection? So have we talked about it before the fire test? Okay.

I don't hear the one. You essentially the flesh starts to rot and you get like gangrene. Oh, what the fuck, really? Yeah. Oh man. Yeah. The way the, like all the bloods trapped. All right. So you were more or two about the boogies than you were about hard on so last longer than four hours. Yeah, I'm just saying.

What? I found that recently I've discovered that the need to pee is only mental. Like you don't it's all in the brain right? There's physically nothing. Some of it's in the bladder. Well, I got on the plane yesterday. Yeah. I basically chugged the ton of water before the flight, and then I peed right before I boarded. Right. And like an hour into the flight, I needed to pee. And I was like, well, there's no way,

because it's literally not enough liquid in my bladder for me to need to pee right now. And I need just pee for like half an hour. And I was like, nope, not doing it. I don't need to pee. Why? There's plenty of room in my, I hate peeing on planes. I got to get up, get to get to get to the mood. And then, I was fucking first class pee. Why? There's plenty of room in my I hate being on planes. I go get up get the guts weird

I'm in the first class, though. I was Isn't that like part of the experience? He's isn't like a first class pass by the window It's a really I don't know like you just You can't like like in the middle of sex. You're not really gonna have like an urge to pee like if you're like Sexually, but I do piss really bad. I just start jacking off Well, that's what that's what that's a difference that it because when you have a rock on you don't need to

pee because the valve goes the other way. Right. So then how do people who like get off to that? How did they then pee? Do you know what I mean? When you be like halfway through and then get hard and then like not like maybe a pee anymore? Like Arkelly like I'm saying eleven days. I'm saying if Arke'm saying allegedly peeing on somebody what did he get around like his stream is just like

like no no no I saw the weirdest finish site today oh boy that's a statement this is archailey pees on me I'm not I'm gonna talk very carefully about it because I don't want to in a very state of the URL and then I want to send them traffic. What comes Eclan? Which is the name of that thing? It's a website where there's no nudity, but it's all women whose cars have broken

down on the side of the road. Whoa. And it's like in this video, there's lots of closeups of pedal pressing and high heel slipping on ice. It's like a combination like foot fetish, helplessness. And pull on the ability? Yeah, and like stalker serial killer thing.

I was like, what is this? And then like I went through the fact, and they're like, well, you know, we'll ship you DVDs, you know, whatever. And are you DVD discrete? Yes. fact and they're like, well, you know, we'll ship you DVDs, you know, whatever. And our DVDs discrete, yes, if you're in Germany, click here. I was like, I'm gonna click here. So I clicked on it. It's like, this is special information for you

if you're in Germany. And then it's just like a block of text in German. And I was like, what does that say? Do you translate it? I did the Google Translate, but it's like, in order to buy these videos to get delivered to your home, file an alias with the post office, and this and that is shady. Yeah, like steps of stuff to do is like,

what the fuck is this website? You think someone who ever ordered that gets a call, like hey, we have some really bad news. We're not gonna be able to get your DVDs there in time. The car broke down. Ah! Ah! Ah!

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I feel like I need to pee. Like, there was no way. Yeah, I know I was kidding. It's a message. It's a message, right? Yeah, but I was like this this this fine I don't need to pee and the little son. I was just like it's fine. Lots of three hours in these pee What if you want to pee though? Oh, absolutely you can do it then. Well, yeah, we're gonna be We're okay. Well, then we're gonna something in that. Well, I didn't gonna get up. He said he hates being on

Interim. Although I will say I said that the bathrooms are the same. Yeah, I have been on some international flights where it's better Really like when I flew I flew to London once and I was in business class and the bathroom was huge Like normally go in. It's all cramped. Yeah, I went in because I bought some to pull in. It's a you could definitely take a dump there But we're getting ready to land. It was morning. So I'm gonna go brush my teeth. I walked into the bathroom I was like holy shit This bathroom is fucking huge. I walked into the bathroom and was like, holy shit. This bathroom is fucking huge. I understand how people have sex on airplanes now.

Oh, so they're more like- It's like before, like, how does this work? Like, you can't fucking put into this bathroom? But that bathroom was like, I totally have a three-way in here. I didn't even jerk off in here, there's not a group. It was getting me grunting from the other side. You gotta protect your brothers there. I came up with the ultimate, you know how there are some people in a video games.

There are people like artists who add little touches of realism into a video game. You mean artists that work on the video game? Or what do you do about that? Why? The last hitman game. You could climb around through vents. At the end, when you would approach the duct cover, there could climb around through vents. At the end when you would approach the duct cover, there would be cigarettes pushed through. And I was like, that's a nice

touch because people would stick cigarettes in there. Well, actually, you know that's why every single toilet in video game is filled with shit because the hardest scum board is like, I want to make this an interesting one. But that's not so so. The hitman thing was kind of clever. The ultimate thing that you could never write without experiencing it is that I was on a plane and there was a sticker on the ceiling saying don't mess with the smoke detector. Right. And there was hair trapped in it because tall people would strip their hair and some of the hair would get stuck in the stickiness.

And I thought that would be the best touch in the video game. I thought you said tall people as in like a people. So did I. I was like, does it mean the mechanics? I was like, I'm back. Spatting up people. Did he not say tall people? He said tool people as in like a people so did I always like to see me in the mechanics I'm like I'm back spying up people. Did he not say to a piece of tall people More to you know to people They're too people with the tools

How is that the one word you tripped up? I did say tall again. Okay, wait. I'm not saying tall. I'm saying tall. I'm not saying tall. Now you're taking the piss. I thought that thing in the sticker was like prime example of something you would never be able to come up with with your brain You'd have to experience it in real life and then add it to again. I always say no, yeah, I get it It's like huh interesting. Yeah, let me let me read it. Sure

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Really? Yeah, it's already happened. And there's kind of like, what? Did you forget it? No. Yeah, not in forgetting March. Which, would you get her? Barry's.

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But it's just my mother's day. I have no idea why. Do you think I'm not a dad? I'm not going to have kids. At all. Sure. Yeah, I'm a public guest. And I imagine that if I did have kids for Father's Day,

I would tell them,, Gustaforth. For Father's Day I want you to leave me the fuck alone. Oh that's nice. Just let me play my goddamn Xbox. Like is it day off from being a bad guy? Yeah and I don't want to deal with your shit. So it's an anti-father's. Here's $10 in advance. Get pizza fuck you.

Here's a stack of playboys. Yeah. Just keep it quiet. Go to hell. No. It's teach stuff to be a man in the corner. I'm just gonna keep it quiet. No, oh, teach stuff to be a man in the corner. It's fine. This hour and this hour just try and stay alive. Try not to get that in that window.

So can I, you know, like when I do have kids on the line, can I make you the Godfather so that you can like, I feel like you be like a good Godfather. Because it's like, it's like, I feel healthy to the gust. I feel healthy. Yeah, this is like a low probability of happening. I'm going to have kids or what? You're going to die. Oh, this is good point. I don't know.

I think of most of the people at Roostery. You'd be one of the early ones, I think. I feel like yeah. Jesus. No, no, no, I see that too. You see you fucking parkour. You walk to a fucking mountain. More than fact that it was sleep anymore than that too.

It's almost the most people that go, right? And you're like, it's just a nice dude. Like, you're actually like happy-go-carry or whatever. Yeah right and you're like it's a nice do like actually like happy go carry or whatever Yeah, and you'd pack it in first. Yeah, how do you think you're gonna go gaff Doing something dumb maybe maybe for the next emotion shoot No, there's some scary shit over there. Yeah, oh I can't talk about emotion Okay, if you die make sure we're rolling Oh, I can't talk about immersion. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh, okay. If you die, make sure we're rolling, please. Basically, I can get footage.

We can be like playing. I can't even look around, sing weird contraptions. And on the side it says, do not touch immersion. And every single thing looks like it's going to kill me. It just looks like a gun machine. Yeah, have you seen the gear team yet? Nope. Don't worry about it.

Fuck, fuck you out of that. It's French for tall table. Someone's mad at you Gavin because your shoe license is untied. It's driving him crazy on Twitter. How fucking dare you? Alex Jules on Twitter. Gavin free. Tire fucking shoes please. And Gavin's defense one of them is tied. That's true. I trust it. I have no patience for OCD. I live with my shoe. He probably does when he is trying to. It's my shoe. if it's untied. That's up to me. This is America. You tell him, Jeffrey will. It's spits me off so I'm going to tie it. But it's not going to tie the shoe if I want to and I happen to want to right now.

Now that you say, thank you. This is my choice. When I, it took me a long time when I was a kid to learn how to tie shoes, you're to you're choice. I know. He just did that on purpose. It took me a long time to learn how to tie my shoes. I think I was a kid to learn how to tie shoes. You're too. I know he just did that on purpose We took me a long time to learn how to tie my shoes. I think I was She came before I would find out how to tie shoes on my own and I've had to always wear velcro shoes and Other kids used to always make you feel bad about it They would always make fun of me because I couldn't tie my shoes But I to this day I still think velcro shoes are the way to go

It's velcro shoes The beach are like they're wearing and while so shoelaces touch the toilet floor and then you have to touch them. Yeah. At least I have. You know, I never untie my shoes. You just slip them on. Yeah, when I get them, I tie them. As tight as I can the first time and that's it.

I slip them on and off. I got in trouble for doing that when I was a kid. Don't be like, because my parents were trying to teach me how to tie shoes. I tied them once. I was like, fucking, don't even do that again. My parents got on. They're like untying retires shoes I'm like ingenuity. How would you me? Yeah, I turned 24 on when did I turn 24 last last last last Thursday you turn Do your friends from school hate you

accomplished A lot I don't know I mean most of them probably hated me before any of this no, I don't know. I mean, most of them probably hated me before any of those. No, I don't know. That's weird. That's the real cause. Oh, Gavin. Do you yourself get us? I expected this. I got a message from someone in high school. I went to high school. I'm old shit, right? I got a message from someone in high school. I would high school long. I'm old shit, right? I got a message from someone I went to high school with the other day who is like oh, hey, I saw you in a promo for a contest that on it is running Wow, yeah, and I was like that's funny. Yep. That's me. I'm the only guy. Do you work? Do you work for them? I was like Nope, no

We work with them a lot. I don't I don't work with them It was like great good hearing from you and then the other day I was I was eating up at the domain. Yeah, and I Walked out of the restaurant walked around the corner and I literally bumped into someone I went I I knew in like elementary school middle school in high school Wow really and it was like yeah, we recognize each other. I was like oh you're that guy. Oh you're that guy What are you doing? I just had lunch. What are you doing? I'm about to go eat lunch like yeah we recognize each other I was like oh you're that guy oh you're that guy what are you doing I just had lunch what are you doing I'm about to go eat lunch wow I've

been back to the old hometown great you can't thanks for our different I love you guys leave college small talk is a fucking joke all it is so what do you been up to work I know that that's fucking. I can't stand it anymore. What the thing is if you're unsuccessful, you don't want to talk about your job. And if you're too successful, you don't want to talk about your job. You don't want to come up with a prick like your brother. Exactly. It's weird. Yeah, my other friend talked about it. He sounded like a prick. I do. I probably sound like a prick a lot. I don't mean to. My friends accuse me of humble bragging

When Ruby got started like I made a Facebook post I was like I'm so excited I've like ever since I was in middle school. I wanted to make cartoon now. I'm finally getting to do it I love this opportunity You know, thanks to everybody that supported us like the first comment on that is fucking humble brag bro I was like, Mitch why? And that was, It sees that comment. Yeah, no, like my, like my, I have, I'm still friends with a lot of people I went to high school with. And they just make fun of me for it. Like they, I've gotten some fan art before and, and as much as I appreciate fan art, like I had a lot,

and I didn't have any, I had nowhere I could keep it. So I was, I hate say I was gonna get rid of it. And my friends go, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? What are you doing? You're moving out, we're moving into a new place. We could really use some wall art. They, they made, they selected a few choice pieces of fan art that they display in their kitchen,

and they always show it to me whenever I come over to their apartment. Did they have like a chair that they put it above? No, they have it above their dining room. They have it above their dining room table. I have it above my bed. There's a painting of me where I was making this face. It was a weird, awkward, smoldery face.

The painting looks kind of sad. Do you know what I really call it? Sad miles. And they always pay their respect to that. Do you not really hate it about myself? What? What? I've been everything. She's so pessimistic. Do you not really hate about myself? What? What? I've been everything.

We've just so pessimistic. Is that I know the picture that they've probably referenced there from? I fucking hate myself for that. I don't know. It's being super straight over here. I received last year at RTX. Someone came up and had painted paintings of my wife

and I, like two separate paintings, one of my wife, one of my, actually, no, I take, yeah, yeah. And presented them to us. They were great, wonderful paintings. And I framed them and put them in my dining room. And after I had put them up in my dining room, like a couple of days later, my in-laws came over. And they were like, what's that?

They're like, oh, you know, I met someone and they give me these paintings of me and your daughter. They're like, we're taking them. What? And I're like, oh, you know, I met someone and they give me the you know this these paintings of me and your daughter They're like we're taking them What and I was like what they're like we love them. We're taking them They took them and they hung them in their house You have like a little plaque underneath it. That was like $30 I go down to their house. It's like in their living room. It's like these two paintings With like yeah, we just throw at the TV. She got on on the wall, he's like, you know, look at it. Yeah, we can't change the channel,

but it's really entertaining. Those guys, they get into crazy adventures. Dude, on the plane, I watched that documentary about the sushi guy. Oh, a Jiro dream's a sushi? Oh, it's a great documentary. I could watch macro shots of knives going through tuna fish all day.

It's like, it's so satisfying to watch you are so neatly sliced. Completely serious. Did you get a little roused? Didn't get roused. I was hungry at the time and I got really hungry. Did you do the pee? I needed some pee. How much time we have left guys? I got another 10 minutes or so. The fact that he would like in that tasting course, he would change the size of the sushi based on gender and also place it on a different side of the plate, depending on whether they were right or left.

Yeah, he wouldn't ask them. He would just notice it to a rider, LePagas. Because he didn't want someone, like a woman, who needs to eat less to be taking longer to eat, because it would ruin the pacing of his course. Also, he would make us that everyone finishes their sushi at the same time. I wouldn't have to work at McDonald's for a day.

I really just like make the experience. I'm really good. I know, that's the thing. Also, it's like so precise that I guess one of his sons built a second restaurant, but his son was right-handed and not left-handed. So he built the restaurant mirror image. It's completely in there.

I don't know if they showed that page in the magazine where it's like one is one side and one is the other. And it's both restaurants, but it's like a mirror. Yeah, because like it's like, it's like a set of Richard for the knife here, here we just work it here. Wow. It's just like back and forth.

It's so sad how they talk about how they're like, both of the sons are so inferior to their father. And he's like, well, I have the other restaurant, but I have to really slash my prices. Yeah, because I'm not, I'm not my father. So it's like that one has to slash his prices and the other one has to work as his father's apprentice Uh-huh, and the father the son is old as shit and the father's life over 50

I think yeah, and he's like he's still the apprentice He's like yeah, when my father decides he doesn't want to do this anymore. I'll take over the business But it's like can you imagine you being over 50 you like I'm still the apprentice. I'm still working One day you're not to touch fish for like 10 years there. Yeah, you have to make the egg sushi. And it's basically just a square of... Oh, it's even like it was like illegal. It makes me think of me as a hockey.

Oh yeah. Basically, you have to make a square of fried egg on both sides and then slice it into cubes. And apparently the guy presented it every day for like four months, I swear, four months. And they presented it every day for like four months, well I swear, four months, and they rejected it every time. And finally after about four months, they said yes to that, and he said make it like that.

And apparently he's burst into tears. Yeah, and it's like, oh, so, the first, and not only that, you can't touch the fish for 10 years, the first couple of years, you just wash rice, right? And something like that, that's it. And not only that, I watch the documentary, it's not something I really like a doctor. I know, is just washed rice, right? Is something like that? Like that's it. That's it. I know what you're talking about.

It's not really your doctor, man. Yeah. Sushi anywhere, apparently it's like three Michelin stars. Every vendor is like an expert in their field. Like that, to push guy knows everything about altarpiece. They're shrimp guys, like the best shrimp guy. It's really cool. It's just like such a perfect.

If you've never seen this documentary, it's called Jiro Dreams of Sushi. I know it's on Netflix. It really made me want to go there and apparently any restaurant that gets a three star Michelin thing award That means that you should go to that country just to eat at that restaurant That's what three stars have you ever eaten a three Michelin star restaurant? I've never eaten it I have you know really I've eaten at a three Michelin star restaurant in Chicago. What was it? It's called L2O

Really I've eaten out a three-much on star restaurant in Chicago. What was it? It's called L2O It's the most expensive meal I've ever had in my life. How much was it fucking ridiculous? But it's like it was like a 20 course meal what but every course is really small as I say Yeah, how do you fiddle on that? One of the courses was a Lobster a lobster roll. It's like a couple that was about the size of this bottle cap. It's like maybe the size of a half dollar. It's like they baked a tiny little roll of bread. And got a tiny little bit of lobster on it.

And like maybe the perfect little lobster roll I looked at, I was like, this is fucking ridiculous. I don't even like lobster. This is the best thing ever. You know my life. Oh my God, what the fuck am I eating? It was absolutely ridiculous. They had a dress code.

I did not own the proper attire to go to this restaurant. I had to buy clothes just to go eat at all. I just had to buy a dress code. You have to reserve like three months in advance. So you planned it three months in advance? Wow, that's cool. When did you do that? I did it for my fifth anniversary.

Oh, come on. I really want to go to the place in Japan. Yeah, I think if you're not Japanese You have to have someone Japanese go with you to the They don't want to deal with it. Oh, make sense There's a guy in the documentary in Cliring about you know what they did And then he was like you would what appetizers you have is we don't know appetizers. Yeah, just sushi Yeah, and apparently sushi. I've heard the style is you go in you get out, it's like a 15 minute meal. Yeah, it's super fast.

You eat a bunch of sushi in and you leave. And from the time you spend in there, based on their prices, it's like apparently the most expensive place to eat. Yeah, I think it's like 300 bucks to eat there or something like that. I looked into it after I first saw it. And you're only there for 15 minutes. Like 300 bucks for 15 minutes is a lot more. That's fucking crazy.

There's a, yeah, you mentioned this a second ago, going back to like the father shunting. There's a, you you know really famous director What's going on inside? The bad thing is the bathroom is so far Yeah, do you think maybe we chug the fucking thing? He's got a plunge rope. I can imagine the bathrooms of both. There's a really famous animation director. His name is Hayao Mizaki.

He has a replacement miles. His name also starts with an M. Hey, what's up? Well, you're up to. just writing crap for red versus blue 12. You have to pee. I do you're writing As miles Yeah, I was like, well, man. Was that not was the not obvious? I didn't even sell it But this so this guy I don't know the full story behind it But his son is working at the same

studio as the next up and coming director there. But apparently at one point he went to school to do landscaping. Like there's a school in Japan that you learn to landscape. And he was like, no, I don't want to direct. I'm going to go landscape and said. And I just directing along. Exactly. You know, it's like, hey, grass go there, you know, flower go over there.

Way to the right. I don't know if like eventually he decided like, no, landscaping is not for me or if his father was like, like, what are you doing? Cut the shit. Yeah, it's like, we have a studio. Come make movies. Like, I don't know exactly what happened, but it's like the same thing. It's like, he's like the sun to like one of the greatest animation, virtual time. He's landscaping. There's other wrong landscaping. Don't get me wrong. Make a little money. Lens can. It's good. I mean, it's like, he's like the sun to like one of the greatest animation director of time and he's landscaping. There's other wrong landscaping. Don't get me wrong. Make a little money lens. You can.

I mean, it's an art. You're gonna make your own, leave your own mark. Yeah, I'm honestly leaving a mark in the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's leaving a mark on the way to the bathroom. It's just like dribbling. It's really long. What the, the honey wagon we have in the back

is kind of like a giant airport apro bathroom. So that's why I like to think that the first class ones are. So we have like this like... Come on, I'm just kidding. Carat thought that was really funny apparently. Carat all the... like anytime nobody laughs at my jokes, Carat always goes on the last of my jokes. I refuse to use a honeywagon. Ever since I was on set and someone tripped up the stairs of the other one

and slushed on my toilet water into the water. That was a cold morning. Cold was a cold morning Risk so for people who don't know who are listening honey wagon is like the fancy movie set term for like a portable bathroom Yeah, it's nicer than a portable bathroom with suspense. You've been replaced miles You made I think you made it. He's not all right. Did you fully close the door behind you? I didn't lock the door to the bathroom. Do you always stay this late Matt? You always say that pretty much.

Yeah. Yeah, I saw you here last week. I get the feel I feel like like previously tonight. I actually I was I've been wanting to come over here to the set the entire time. I'm unfortunately in the the bungalow. You know, it's in the car. I set the entire time. And I'm unfortunately in the bungalow. You know, there's a lot of cars. The parking lot. And it's like, I swear it feels like it's five miles away

compared to how far away I was from stuff before. And I actually, I could not leave my computer because I was laughing so much. I didn't want to like come over here to watch in person because I was laughing so much. What are you doing? Well, I don't think you want me to bring it up again, because you are

laughing you were you were turning up several years of green you're about as green as that achievement city was as well as you know was eating bookies all night you asleep what's funny is the bungalow you're at now is technically further away but I feel like it's closer than the other building was. Than the annex? Yeah like I like when when you're over there when I have to go see you know it's talk to you because previously we sat next to each other at the old building. We did. Yeah and now when I have to go see you and I have to walk to the bungalow. I'm like oh it's

gonna walk to the bungalow. But at the old building walking between the studio and the annex was like oh I got it all the way fucking over there. I mean it's like you have to walk away. I'm gonna say this in a way it's gonna sound it's gonna sound insulting to you. But I feel like now that Gus has gone from my office space for then five feet, I feel like a pet died. You know, because there was like, you know, when you're at home

and you got your cat or your dog, and you get up and you turn around like, and there's the cat or the dog and it's like, hey, how you doing? You know, and you get your cat or your dog and like you get up and you turn around like and there's the cat or the dog and it's like Hey, how you doing? You know and you feel and you feel like oh cat or dog I love you so much. You give it a little pat nice I would always come out of my off. I think I can ask us about something I will go out of my office I would turn like literally six inches turned to my right and there you are and you just be like six inches turned to my right and there you are and you just be like

And you walk to the annex The Walter Mitty movie where he had like daydreams and like stuff doesn't happen. I have not I've not seen that Is Gus in that movie? I just can imagine you walk and have your office past Gus. It's like Sup but the dream version is him like peeking It's like, suck. But the dream version is him like peeking off. And he like piling up. Yeah, he had long Labrador ears, you know, and but I would walk out and you would always be right there and we would talk about stuff.

And then I would go, okay, you don't know you're talking about, and I would go back in my office. But now, if I want to have that same experience, I have to walk, you know, like a quarter marathon. Yeah, have you ever come over here just to look at him and then walk back? I did once and it was disappointing because he wasn't in here. And I realized I had no idea where you were.

I've still tried to get my batteries. I was really sad. I'm still, I'm totally cool with everything in the office. Like, that, that was kind of a long. You are not. When it comes to this bit, I don't know how to get here. Every time I see you right here, you're like, are you going to the bathroom?

No, the thing is, where is it? Every time I come here, I come from a different angle. I came from, I walked to the set from behind the set. Yeah Gavin, I've never been to a room on the podcast. We were trying to get in here and we couldn't find a way. Yeah, yeah. I was wheeling carry around in one of the movie boxes. Yeah, you got to work the whole office that way Gavin.

By the way, how much is it to replace one of those moving boxes? Because we may have, yeah. Are you stealing moving boxes? No, I know. Just completely replace one of those moving boxes because we man? Yeah, are you stealing moving box? No, just put you ruined one of those Oh, they put carry in one of the boxes Oh, I think man, you were saying that the honey the new the box was a new honeywag Oh Yeah, I'm doing it to take it to the dumpster. Yeah

The dumpster The dumpster Carries been acting as scientists into another one. You're not on the podcast anymore miles. You got kicked off You shut your mouth. Mr. Piss your pants. Don't release another reverse blue episode. Get back to work. Oh, did we talk about season 12 coming out, right?

Did we? Yeah, we met you at the top of the show. We haven't talked about it a bit more. Congratulations. Thanks, man. I'm glad you're on podcasting more now. Thanks, Harry. So season 12, every Monday, we'll

be releasing new episodes until the end of the season. We're doing PSAs as well. We are. You got, Harry. So season 12 every Monday will be releasing new episodes. Yeah, we're doing PSAs as well That's Gavin what you got a Yeah, so every Monday will have new episodes of red versus blue on risk of teeth for people to watch Is it a 5 p.m. for sponsors? Seven for I've for everybody else? Was it? Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Barbara says yes. Hi, Barbara. So with these very lights, I have a real hard time seeing off of the set. Yeah. Like it's so bright. Yeah.

I have a hard time. You know, you're still now I didn't know that was Barbara. Is this arrow pointing the other way? Was it pointing inwards before? No, it wasn't pointing inwards, but it was pointing at the angle. No, the angle may have been a little different Miles is it up choose Yes, what's the high potten use on the handle that it used to be put your feet up against it?

So high potten uses like the long side of a triangle, right is it something yes? Why do you keep talking then shut up? Miles is trying to partake in the podcast every angle has to add up to 180 degrees in a triangle Yes, even though a triangle isn't a semi-circle. Yes What a really 180 degrees of obstacle. I don't know how a triangle makes half a circle I have no idea why that works like like when you're you know in England as you were Wasting highest math class you took or like you take generally That we did my qualifications. It didn't have a name. Yeah, GCSE and maths what is that?

What is GCSE stands like calculus trigonometry any of these sounds familiar? I did an algebra in all that like x equals L I'm familiar with algebra and all that like x equals LL We should we should have pop quizzes what is it? Rigitief where we just have like an algebra test that everyone has to take Can we just know? Companies they do like intelligence tests You find the person who's got the love with anybody here Because people here don't know how to close a fucking door.

That's true. There is a thing. Say you took that test here. You found it. I'm saying it too. No, I'm not talking about it. I'm talking about it. Everyone takes the test.

You find the 10 people with the lowest score. I think you would find everyone who's on camera on a regular basis. That's probably the true. That's probably true. Like the counting would be here still. And the people who actually like, the camera crew.

I actually understand the camera. I understand. RT podcast accounting episode. That would be here still and the people who actually like camera crew. I actually understand the camera's room. Archie podcast accounting episode. That would be a great episode. We should definitely get. I'm sure you need to be able to see the entire hour. Yeah. I think we should get tool Ashley on the on the podcast. Yeah. That's her name, right? Yeah. To all Ashley. Yeah. It's too. Ashley. To tool. How did you say earlier? To all.'s all actually. Yeah, it's too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much.

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do you have any I can see some or you're looking to buy some? Do you have a hurdle with a face on it? Oh, they're positive Maybe the honeywagging We'll make it next and sweet I kind of like wait till you go and then just like rock it now So I keep getting told that this hack into rockin No, there's not two this one sides men and one sides women I've only seen the men's I people keep telling us there's a women's side

It's going to the left, okay, and that's not I need to go there. I don't know why I'm out But it's like I don't understand where it is it doesn't make any sense to me Is there is is there really difference like do we have to treat it as like? Men and women why yeah, I'm just in a mild situation two stalls okay what if I really need a poop should we wrap up this mother yeah we are we are at time to wrap you look that you made it I just I tried to tell myself that it was mental I gotta get this set up what are you doing I'm gonna set up we're gonna do this thing all right so I want to thank everyone for watching thanks a lot we'll I'm gonna get this set up. What are you doing? I'm gonna set up.

We're gonna do this thing. Alright, so I want to thank everyone for watching. Thanks a lot. We'll be back next Monday with another episode of RT Podcast and this Wednesday with an episode of the patch. So thanks everyone for watching. We'll see you all then. You may have caught me fucked up.

I tried to do something. Oh well. Bye. Bye. Bye. Off to the honeywax. The horn Gavin. Oh well, bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Off to the honeywax. I'm Gavin. What's that?

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