Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #270

Episode Date: May 6, 2014

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Cinco de Mayo. Gus loves Cinco de Mayo. He's like, man, my favorite day of the year is the fifth of May. It's not. It's really really. We're told we have this morning Gus, why lie? So we have our very festive Sinko De Mico bachelor party. Oh, fucking wins money.

Someone who's Gus Money. You owe me Boney Barbra. Boney Barbra? She owes me money. So you're a, Michael is at yours and you're a Michael's. Yeah. But you won at your own. What? No, I wasn't my own. Why wouldn't you be at his own?

You have the best part you went through for the podcast back the party was not it But now we are celebrating Michael's We introduced everybody. All right. Got Gus Gus Jack and Gus and Gus Gavin and Bernie also People are listening They don't know! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! Some people are listening! This is a little squeak from the control room. You are in the wedding party, is that correct? Yeah, that sounds like, wow. That seems like a lot of work. That seems uncharacteristic for Gavin.

So for money here, Gavin was the last person to get his tuxedo lined up. Like wait until the absolute last day to get your tuxedo right? Give me a big boy. They can do it up to a certain day. That's the day you do it. Because if you could change, he knows,

he could just like sprout extra muscles or something. That's true. What if he gained like 30 pounds? Exactly. You don't want to like go back twice. You're going to pick it like sprout extra muscles or something. That's true. What if he gained like 30 pounds? Exactly. You don't want to like go back twice and do it. Must I gonna pick it up the day before the wedding? There you go.

Good way to do it. I think everyone picks it up the day before the wedding, don't they? Mine's available now. Thank you very much. Why would you pick it up now? I don't know. I'm not gonna touch it. Why wouldn't you pick it up now?

You're getting shit for wedding? No, no, I agree with him on this point. It's like now, if you pick it up early, you just run the risk of ruining it. Yeah. You get to fit it, you get to check it again again make sure it's right. Fuck do you people do? What do you do? Where on the house? I got it for five days. I'm gonna wait for five fucking days. I'm paying for it. No way I asked Michael what was required of me to be in the wedding party

He said I just have to walk down the island stand there. So I could do that. You don't worry to stay Do you know where you are in the order? Like are you I guess it was rehearsal dinners before. Yeah, it's okay. Have you ever been in a wedding party before? No. Guys, this should be your first time. Didn't you miss the first RTX because you had to go be in a wedding?

No, right. That went to a wedding. It's even worse. He wasn't in a wedding. Yeah, he wasn't even part of the car. I was gonna go. I encouraged him to go. He's your friend's wedding.

Your friend really gets married once. You're going to get married. So you go to your friend's wedding. You made you go to your friends wedding you made the right choice now you made the right choice now I went to the next hot I feel like we're the little angel a little devil on his shoulders You think you should skip life events to go to RTX absolutely. I think so I think so I read July 4th to 6th 2014 at the Austin Convention Center All right, I almost sold out. I will be glad to get now because they're gonna sell out this week I will not be a winner so buy your tickets now. You have to. I heard the exact same thing.

Yeah, those tickets will be gone very soon. Yep. So you want to say it. Very soon. I wouldn't say this week, but they'll be gone very soon. So we have tomorrow. We have whole cans in honor of my thumb is on the whole can.

And on a Michael's bachelor party. Here's the other one. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. I'm all, I'm all, I'm all hooked. I'm green time. So he got me thinking like before we start the podcast, how does the Hulk jack off?

He just does it like normal. No, no, no, but it's like super strong stays like the size of this. Like, baby green and angry to like does he is the every day to ripping it off? I'm sure that if he squeezes too hard and like just like pops off like a lot of squeeze too hard. I've got the fucking Hulk. Is there any picture anywhere of the Hulk with just a tiny little pink penis on his big green butt? It's like the one thing that doesn't change.

It doesn't cover everything. Well, his pants don't rip, right? That's the one thing that stays on him. Like shirt goes, the bottom like from the knee down of the pants goes. What is it about it? Wouldn't be a big green Hulk testicles and still like the little tiny pink dick.

He wouldn't go with the sea. If you had big green Hulk testicles and still like the little tiny pink You'll see It's balls would look like this Also like the whole cans would jacking off cause him to get the transformation to happen could it possibly what because he's angry No, it's just anger. He's into that would make it huge I think that would have like that would calm them down like'd turn human again. You go back to Bruce Manner. That point. You're right. It doesn't be really dangerous.

What if Jacking off as the Hulk was way better than doing it as Bruce Manner? Way better. Because then he's sitting around the house. He's got the decision made going, well, I can jerk off. Or I can Hulk jerk off. But when the Hulk gets off, is it like a tank firing around? Is it like, he's got a giant hole

on the side of his house? He's like, definitely should have Bruce Banner did. Also, it's like, we know when making angry, too, he'd be like, fuck. Just like, just like jerking off, like takes away your ability to make bad decisions. Like, if you jerk off, like,

oh, and I'm not gonna go do that. I'm just gonna go sleep for five hours. One of like, that was one way that he could stave off turning into the Hulk. He's like, what? no, I'm not going to go do that. I'm just going to go sleep for five hours. One of like that was one way that he could stave off, turning into the Hulk. He's like, what? He's getting mad. And he's like, if I go jerk it right now, I can save this. So he falls in the thing and like him and Blackwater

were laying there next to each other. And she's like, no, no, Bruce, no, I have to do it. Exactly. You're saved for your sake. You're right. I'm telling you, you're really good at all, Gary. No, no, no, it's not weird. I promise.

No, it made that movie a lot more. It's not you, it's me. It's all the way whatever, right? That's the only one. Because he's always worried about turning to the Hulk. What if he had this one out that he could do? Bruce, are you okay? Shh, don't talk.

He just told me guy contact. He has to unleash his green beans. Too far. That's what we call for. You know, there was a thread on, I think it was on Reddit today, it was early concept art. It's not an image or.

Is that how you say that? Yeah, I try not to say it. Okay, it was emger. Emger? Whatever. So I saw it on there. It was early concept art of stuff. And one of the things was the abomination

from the second Hulk movie. It was the incredible Hulk the angrily make that one no that was he made the first one so this was the this was the at norton one yeah with uh... uh... jenifer connolly and i had to use the first one yeah and we're all that's the uh... abomination anyway had all these like concept art for things and like the but the most drastic one was will smith and i am legend uh... you know is the way he turned out that we changed a lot in concept for adapted movie started with a book a novel

they turned into a movie and then they completely rewrote the ending of it everything else even film the whole ending to the alternate ending to i am legend yeah i think i have yeah driving off right it no no no it's uh... it's a little bit more i think the one driving off is like is that the current is the current one? Right. Yeah, but I don't know what fucking spoilers and all that stuff. But anyway, they had a bunch

of different concept art and how it evolved over time to the real movie. Abomination was a bit exactly the same. I think I wonder why it was even included because it was like that is a bombination and then there's a bombination. One to one. Yeah. You know, it's funny. I guess all this movie talks about it. Earlier today, you and I were talking about who framed Roger Rabbit because I was a it had it on yeah, Bob Hoskins died to head it on in my office earlier So I thought this movie came out in 1988. How much money did this movie cost to make first of a hold on a second How did you have a room frame rather? I rabbit on in your office? No, there's no flex on my TV You tell everyone in this company to never stream in that I don't say shit I don't say that Adam I don't say that.

Adam Baird says that. I can't wait. And that was at the old office. Every fucking meeting, all you say is don't stream movies. Did everybody say that? I've never said that. Yeah, you totally said that. I've never said, I'm on a, oh God.

Joking. Yeah. Quick. Oh, whoa. That was actually really an awesome hit. Adam Baird always says, and that was at the old office and we had limited internet now I'm fucking I got like I can

Reflew on bare every screen in front of me. I can't wait for you to get pissed off at how orange that now is clogged And then we'll play this back to you. Yeah, I love this time of year because of the pumpkin You like pumpkin movies, but so fucking throw me off track who frame Roger I've been I was watching it Okay, I was watching at home. You happy movie I looked great. So it was it came out in 1988 1988. Do you do you want to take a guess? You're so I tell you how much money that will be cost 40 million you get exactly what I guess 45 it was $70 million in 1980 winner winner chicken dinner. Adjusted for inflation is $135 million. Wow. It was the most expensive movie of the decade.

Wow. Wow. Yeah. What was adjusted for inflation? There is. What was the most expensive movie ever to that point time? I guess, Cleopatra. I didn't look that up.

Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Everything in that movie is so good, though. The way they have the cartoon is holding stuff, like when Roger Rob is doing trying to do a shot of whiskey or something, and it's like in his head and slushing around. Yeah, they had like metal arms and wires and stuff. Yeah, I'm just around the trivia on it.

And it talked about how like there's you know a couple of scenes where a cartoon actor and a person actor are interacting and they'll be like a lamp or a light that's like moving casting light differently across the scene. It's like and then they might have to match up in the animation. The light coming across it and everything. Did you read the trivia about when Bob Hoskins grabs Roger by the neck and he got the island wrong. They forgot the Roger was down here.

So they have him press up against the wall, so he's taller because they'd already shot it. They just have the cartoon like fix their error. That's clever. It's awesome. I love it. He's talking about the threat. I think it's just yelling at him against the wall. I love it. He's talking about this right.

I think it's just yelling at a mate against a wall. I'm surprised, like, if you took a look at a movie that cost $130 million, that they made a movie starting Bob Hoskins. You know, and that was... Christopher Lloyd. Yeah. I mean, Christopher Lloyd was, I think, pretty well known. Wasn't Bob Hoskins well known?

Yeah, it feels a little bit, but not like. I read also in the trivia that originally they were, they wanted to cast Bill Murray as the Bob Hoskins character But the mech could not get in touch with him and according to the trivia You know who knows if it's true or not Bill Murray says that he was in a public place when you read that interview with Robert Zamascus And just started screaming out loud because he would have done the role Really, you couldn't get hold of them. Yeah, well of course he wrote Bill Murray could say that in hindsight because the movie was a huge success Yeah, you know, we've told a story about Bill Murray and doing Garfield right?

because it was a huge success. Yeah, absolutely. You know, we told a story about Bill Murray and doing Garfield, right? Yeah, that's what it does. Bill again, fucking. Yeah, that's a lot of time. So, Bill Murray, he got a script that land on his desk was Garfield.

And he saw, he saw, he was written by Ethan Cohen, you know, the Cohen brothers. And he's like, okay, yeah, anything the Cohen brothers do, I'm gonna do. And so he signed on, he signed on to it without even reading. And he's like, yeah, sure, it's Cohen brothers, maybe, of course, I'll do it. Turned out it was actually like Ethan Cohen,

like it's Cohen. There's a different spelling, yeah. Yeah, it wasn't the, it wasn't, you know, the Cohen brothers, it was somebody else. And at that point, he was locked do it. Turned out it was actually like Ethan co-hint. Like it's good. It was a different spelling. Yeah, it wasn't the co-hint. It wasn't, you know, the co-hint brothers. It was somebody else. And at that point he was locked into it. So he's like, shit, so he did Garfield. And apparently.

And then they tricked him into the sequel also. Well apparently he went in and basically saw their script and just improvised the whole movie. And they reanimated to everything he improvised for the first movie. And they said, I'll do another one. If you let me take care of the script first. Like give me the script, I'll rewrite it. They said, share and they said I'll do another one if you let me like take care of the script first like give me the script I'll rewrite it they said share and they brought him back in and they're like oh script finished already he's like god damn it so

really good so this is a good movie I don't know I'm seeing it I'm seeing it but Bill Murray's fucking awesome yeah he's awesome and you know I don't think like I don't think bad movies really stick to actors I don. Like I like his actors get older and they pretty much will do like they just want to work and they'll do a bunch of different roles. I like that personally. Speaking of people who want to keep working even though they don't have to, I saw Jerry Seinfeld do stand up a couple of days ago. Yeah, he still does that. Like I was really funny. Was it fucking fun? I'm going to it, but I thought he did it. Did he do the Q&A thing at the end? Oh, they used to be a big part of his act, he would do a whole Q&A. Oh, no, I thought he'd be, you know, 90s funny

when wouldn't really be relevant now, totally fine. He's just like making jokes about the iPhone and stuff like that. He's totally kept up with everything. Did he have that brick board behind him, like the brick wall behind him? No, and the stool. Is he just poaching materials?

Oh, yeah, it's a wrap that he kept up with like the world. Like, that he didn't just lock himself and his big mansion I like it like he become dated what any well if he did the same jokes for 15 years now pages right what's the deal with answering machines the uh... pay phones

but they said I read a funny thing which was like how every episode of sign failed the problem whatever they have could be solved if they had a cell phone yeah just the fact that it's cell phones in the 90 anything which was like how every episode of Seinfeld, the problem whatever they have, could be solved if they had a cell phone. That's it. Just the fact that they didn't have cell phones in the 90, that literally any problem they

had could have been solved in any episode. In the 90s. In the 90s. Okay. Sorry. Yeah, it was in the 190 when they made it. That's the crazy thing about Seinfeld is, that's the series, like you talk about like feeling old.

That's the one I always come back to to which is they never made an episode of Seinfeld in the 2000s yeah went off in 1998 98 98 yeah like we just I think just this week is the 10th anniversary of the end of friends and yeah that's crazy because that means that means friends ran for six years after Seinfeld their friends ran through 2004 Yeah, it was not before to 2004. Yeah, Mr. Rana while afterwards. It's a much crazy Yeah, but you know Jerry's time for has a really good web series called Committees and Cows getting coffee. Yeah, have you watched any of it? Yeah, I watched you for like three more seasons already

Yeah, I watched Jerry's sign. I don't know if you watched him do Larry David, Ricky Gervais, and Howe Stun. They were pretty funny. And Tina Fey. He makes so much fucking money. Doing it from that show. No, sign fell in syndication. Is it like 160 million a year still or something? It makes so much money doing it that when it changed times in New York,

like on the local station in New York. In syndication. in syndication in syndication he went on letterman to promote the time change of the syndication change in New York and he was like how much money do you have this point are you done making money he's got like the vaulted in by tanny walks in with a stack the bricks of money like what is he want the richest people at ensetainment because surprisingly ensetainment isn't always as big of money as you'd expect. No, not like business leaders or anything like that.

If you look at the most, we've talked about this before, the most wealthy people, they tend to be like business people and things. And like, Lucas, I mean, look at Lucas, he sold Lucas film for $4 billion and then Facebook buys what's app a few years later for $16-$18, you know, it's just like their margin of error is half of what Lucas what Star Wars was worth. Yeah That's a great way to look at it. What was a Marvel bought by Disney like four billion?

It's right there four four point one billion and four point two billion are Lucas and Marvel I think like one of them is point one billion more Are you sad about it? I'm excited about all the new Star Wars stuff coming out? May the fourth was yesterday. I'm trying not to pay too much attention to it. Was may the fourth yesterday? I didn't get constantly fucking reminded about that on fucking social media.

I fucking stay off of the day. May the fourth. There's a day of the calendar. Worst day of the year. I didn't really think it was the first day of the year. I'm fucking terrible. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna watch it. Single miles, a fucking close second behind May the fourth. Those of fucking close second guys made before those a shitty week reason.

I god damn shitty week. So is it gonna be like no value in Mexican history at all? It's essentially a celebration in one town in Mexico where one battle was fucking held in a god damn war that Mexico lost. I like that you'll say worked up by these two holidays back to back None of them affects your life in anyway. I have to read about it It's also Michael's bachelor party. Oh, yeah, that's how we got the Pinyata Into the Spanish Pinyata. We are you have to pronounce it Spanish like I guess What how do you say you say Pinyata Pinyata. Are you have to pronounce it Spanish Yeah, I'm actually really interested in it.

What do you think of Chewbacca? Zeus, Chewie. It's interesting to me that they are getting rid of the expanded universe stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That has wrapped all the way to the planet. Not to cry at you at all to me. But I was like, they have a chance to really clean house

and downplay this smith accordion shit but you could have the expanded university just to quit the films goddard deal with the mid accordion shit well they'll be dealt with that in the first movie in fanta minnes and they pretty much forgot about that trying to get away from it i don't fucking forgotten about it fifteen years what qualifies as expanded universe is anything that's outside of the lucas produced films and t-mails tannen will be the movies the movies and the clone wars and and and the cl produced films and shows, the Olios, the movies, and the Clone Wars.

And the Clone Wars TV shows went on. I thought like games and stuff from this point on will be so. I could be wrong about that. I didn't hear that. I thought they wiped out everything before, but now from this point on, it's all gonna be in one big. And it's like,

you know what's a creepy thing to me about the Clone Wars? What? Creepy thing about the Clone Wars is one of the main characters now is that Pad won Ashoka, the whatever the racist, just blue and white hair. Yeah. The creepy thing about that is I know that everybody died after episode three going to a new hope. Like all the Jedi were killed except for Ben Kenobi. Order 76 or 66. 66. And whatever. Not that we know that nerds. Yeah, but I'm off camera

So she gets killed in revenge of the Sith you see her get killed right like she's on that like flower mushroom planning She dies under a leaf. She gets she gets wailed on and killed by storm troopers, right? It's a different Jedi. Okay, I'm glad you said planes planes a Star Wars expert off Super nerd over it was pretty because I walked in We were decorating their offices here and I go blank is this your desk and he goes yeah, bro fucking Star Wars posters And I look up there's three Star Wars posters I go yeah, because nobody else in this fucking company would like Star Wars I think a Star Wars I think a blank Thing

He was humble bragging earlier. Okay, I'm gonna throw him into the bus and build here So we've got like this special dedicated area over here the champagne room with all of our equipment Yeah, it's off camera over there champagne room. Yes, what it's called and no you don't have to call that We have the kennel in the champagne the the the gates around it that enclose it don't go all the way to the floor He's like, oh, I got to get something out of there, but I don't have a key I can is it with his arms reach because I can reach my arm under there Just my chest is too big to get under the thing. Is this okay? And a humble brag? You're all like my muscular chest can't fit under the-

I have a video of Brandon getting under there. Yeah? Yeah, he got trapped. He always couldn't breathe when it was right in the middle of the dress. I should post that. I'm waiting to like, yo, can't fit under the fucking gate. Better go jerk off. Go back to my normal form. You're not surprised you're massive bicep, could fit in there. But, yeah, but it always creep me out because I thought a show could got killed. I mean, she eventually does get killed. Yeah, everyone pretty much did kill.

Yeah, that means the Jedi order. She leaves the Jedi order. She leaves the Jedi order. Okay. All right, so that's what she's safe. That's a fucking cop out. She gets killed in the room. How Wars, so there've been a lot Six seasons. Hey, so before we get too far away from the topic, I have the Wikipedia page up here

We were talking about money and wealth and all that other stuff and we talked about most expensive movies ever made What is the most expensive movie ever made adjusted for inflation? Avatar I want to guess avatar gone with the wind Titanium would be wrong about Avatar Wow number eight Titanic would what do they listen to budget into the just not a curiosity? Avatar they have listed and adjusted it's 261 million dollars water world water rolls up there. It is 266 wow it's above that it's number six Minim Black three it is pirates of the Caribbean at world's end. That was. 341 million dollars to make.

Did they do that one back to back? I think they did. I think they did that. What about the world's end was the third one. That was the third one, yes. Yeah, I thought they filmed two and three back to back. Well, you can't count it then. Right.

Oh, they're also saying Star Wars ashes in me that the Star Wars Rebels TV show that they just started putting out content for. That's gonna be canon as well. Okay. Have you read the expanded universe stuff for Star Wars Rebels TV show that they just started putting out content for. That's going to be canon as well. Okay. Have you read the expanded universe stuff for Star Wars? I read some of it. I read the...

They got something in there that's as bad as the mid-ecclorians, I think. Is Larmie? Yeah, that sucks. That's bullshit. It's like a muskrat that blocks the force. It's like a ferret. Yeah, I love the Admiral Theron trilogy. Right.

Except for that fucking Islam, and then they have like that clone Jedi. The concept of the stormtroopers that have like those rigs around them covered in Islam. Yes. So like damp in the forest. So they like they wrapped like empire, the new empire people in these like most parents and most and that's how they blocked the force. They can well that's a struggle like a saber. I give you. Yeah, I don't know what's up with that. There was no way to extract it from the animal. They had to just stick the animal to them. There wasn't really much of an explanation.

I don't remember... So what's the... The Timothy Zon book, if you're interested. What's the issue with the med... What's it... The chlorine? It's just like you removed the... The mysticism, though.

Yeah. It was like, oh, it's just something in your blood. Here's a test. You're a Jedi. Oh, you're not a Jedi. It was a blood transfusion can make you a Jedi. I don't know if it makes you a Jedi, but you're more sensitive to the force. So, but and when being a Jedi, no, it's how it's connected to the force. It connects to the force is via these organisms that live in their bloodstream. That's what emitting chlorine is. There's some way to say that was the name of our softball team at the Texas board company. There was a name of our softball team at the Texas board company. There was a name of our softball team at the Texas board company.

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Yeah, yeah. Oh, no. I was like gonna say, something about shitty fucking phantom-ass, fuck it, the camera. Yeah, sucks. But I'm not excited about it. I mean, I, I, I know I, everybody wants to see them, but I'm actually a little weirded out that they're gonna

have the old cast in there is like, so old. I mean, how much time has passed? Well, isn't it almost like one to one? It's been like 35 years since Jedi in like their time? Or in the universe time? No, I mean real time if you're going one to one it hasn't been quite 35 years but it's close. Yeah, well I mean it'll be... 2007 and it was...

2016 right? Oh I guess so yeah if you're looking forward yeah, yeah, I'll be right there. It'll be close enough. Yeah, so I mean I'm cool with that. I like the idea. I like as long as they're not... Well, I'd like them to play more of a part than just kind of like a cameo like a walk on like hey look a ton solo By Han Solo and he walks away. Is he gonna look like you did when he was at the uskas? I don't know yeah, probably what I'm nearing in I mean it'll still be the person He look fucking dare and have I wonder how they got him to come back. I Think he was something to do with Indiana Jones wasn't it like you want to do another Indiana Jones and they said if you do this you can

have another Indiana Jones. Oh you fucking shit. Oh my god. I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious on that. It was something like that. Like you wanted to do another Indiana Jones and they said well you have to do Star Wars, we can do that. The fucking Indiana Jones is gonna make it. Oh my god. I didn't learn his lesson. The question is does he want it? You race our memory of the last one? Or does he want to make another one like that? Well, they got a problem out of Shaila Booth has officially retired. No, he's not an earth. He's not famous anymore He's not famous anymore. He's an music video where it is no about Is that from the movie they didn't info maniac. I don't know. He was just in some little short film with this knob out

Is the music video I know he was just I think I watched on mute so it was hard to tell there we go shy a buff man a knob out I read an article today about a kidney baker and Anthony Daniels apparently they hate each other what are you to see three people I totally believe that they don't like each other I totally believe that yeah, it was weird. It's like huh? That's it worked together for 10 years and they worked in the fucking deserts and swamps I'd be like fuck this high-stress situation. What? It's a high-stress situation. It's a high-stress situation.

In a costume on a movie set? You're in a fucking metal costume all day. One guy is in a trash can. That guy is essentially in a metal costume. Why do I need a dude in that? Why? Why do they need a dude? Because they needed something. They needed someone strong enough to control the servos inside and they couldn't put a kid in there because they want to be strong enough. I like the servos inside and they couldn't put a kid in there because they want to be strong enough I could yeah Yeah, I could get around like try labor long. Yeah, I think it could only work so long I read the article but the crazy thing was

With the C3PO his helmet is bolted on to his head like they literally had to like bolt it on so he couldn't just pop it off like they did Surgery and they fucking insert it No, no, the front pieces the front piece piece, the back piece, they bolt together. So if you need to get out of there, they'd have to get like a screwdriver, like a power drill and get them out. Fuck, that's like a question. No, it's a question of phobic. That was suck.

And you're shooting in the Tunisian desert. At first we started panicking. We got that little like mouth hole, like, no, not good. That was a story of Robert Lohelin who played the robot in Reddwoth. His first ever scene was he had to light a cigarette from his finger. That was like one of the things the robot could do. He would light a cigarette for the human character. But it was shot at Eccusi and the steam was going everywhere and I guess the moisture got into his

costume and whenever they would spark the light, he got electrocuted. Oh my God. So we're seeing porn on Watching a shy little buff and Huang Now I still got his knob now you missed it already. Oh, it's nothing out. Yeah, it was out So what is this to have any context? Is it a music? Yeah, I'm playing that's a safe. No, it's not quite safe for no lady there. There we go Imagination there. Yeah, there we go. When did you see this guy? So we're looking at some kind of short film. And why is he shot on like a graffiti set?

And it's Shaila Booth getting his knob out. With some girl who looks like she isn't going to know. Please swap to close. Oh, there it is. He's getting his knob back in, I think. Who the fuck knows what we're looking at? I don't know. Who's the Transformers? He's in three Transformers. I think who the fuck knows what we're looking at dude. I don't know what oh The transformers He's three transes in the new movie no mark Walburton

He was Indiana Jones. He was the he was gonna take over the Indiana Jones franchise. He was like he was a cool character No, he wasn't yeah he was swung through the jungle That was ridiculous, but like that sort of era of character sort of like the mod 50s area yeah, that would have been a cool character. I thought was appropriate as well. Yeah, I did but the movie was Ridiculous. Yeah, we're talking about the crystal skull. Why was it more ridiculous than any of the other ones be the ants and all that stuff That was ridiculous. Well, what about the bloody Face melting in the other one and then the That's like crap that's the wrath of God coming down. It's not much of ants coming after you and then control ants

You were just saying you literally just said two seconds ago that he was swinging through the the jungle on vines Yeah, I was ridiculous that there you go. That's my example what you said The end of the set up body the end they could be only seconds later you tell me what's wrong with it? The enemy could be anything. I believe it But a dude's swinging from vines is definitely a more effective method of travel than swinging by It was very dumb. That's what I'm saying, it was dumb! That's exactly how I breathe with you.

The answer is dumb. They have done. That's where dumb. So is the whole thing. I mean, we're talking about the ending of the movie here, but you haven't seen Crystal Skull at this point. Is the whole thing with the aliens at the end? That was dumb.

Yeah. It could have been handled better, I think. I thought it was dumb. I was okay with the aliens, but the way they handled it was like, I don't know. It could tell it's still the worst Lego game. I just wanna point that out. You mean you used to be guys with JD on that, didn't you? Yeah, way back in the day, JD and I did.

We went and saw what I took JD down to Australia. I took him to see Crystal Skull, because he was even though it was PG-13 in Australia, it didn't matter. It's like no rules, man. Took him to see it. JD had a little tough time again. They're always sensitive about different things in other countries when it comes to ratings boards as compared to see it. Did you hear it a little tough time again? They're always more, they're always sensitive about different things

in other countries when it comes to ratings boards as compared to the US. Like I know the, the, the one I was thinking about is an attack of the clones. They had to edit a headbutt out in the UK release. When you would lose, we lose our headbutts a lot. Yes, every, almost every, if you take a movie from the US and move from the UK, it'll sometimes say there's like a 20 or like 15 second difference. It's just all the headbutts removed One of the matrix we lost all the headbutts in the fight. I'll fight headbutts. Brue. They don't want to encourage kids to butt heads

Okay, they're cool on the weapons and shit sex, yeah, you remember that clip Where I guess you and McGregor first finds out that they're gonna call episode two attack of the clones He's not gonna red carpet and uh... where i guess you and the great first finds out that they're gonna call episode two attack of the clones he's not gonna red carpet and uh... and uh... he's on the right car for mule on ruse because he's with the gold kidman right and uh... you laugh it off the day they uh... the report is what do you think about uh... episode two being called attack of the clothes you

know what and he says that he just starts laughing it turns into cold kibble she's like what you like that they're calling the movie attack of the clones and she starts laughing with her hand over her mouth yes no and it was pretty sad. He might be the best thing from the new trilogy. Like, he was pretty good casting for Obi-Wan, I think. He was good for Obi-Wan, but there was somebody today, I think it was Carrie, was doing like

a bunch of, uh, even a regular imitations from Revenge of the Sith and it was pretty fucking funny. I mean, it was just like how bad some of that dialogue is. Yeah. And Christopher Lee was pretty good And attacking the clones like it's kind of you guys still alive But like in three they just got rid of them. They was like oh okay, and think fell on him out of bed Can't do this one of the most like what like they're frustrating characters in any

Franchise ever because you don't know if he's a good guy or bad guy But he's literally the only guy on screen who understands exactly what's going on Why are you so confusing. Yeah. The whole goddamn script's confusing. It makes no sense. He's a good guy who the good guy think is bad. And he's learning to be a bad guy to be a better good guy. Correct.

And he has a whole lot figured out and then he kills everybody and then they kill him. Yeah. And he's like an undercover Jedi. The character makes no sense. He's a Jedi, yeah, like going undercover Jedi it character makes no sense. He was a Jedi Yeah, like going undercover as a Sith basically, but then he discovers that by going undercover He can protect them the Jedi by killing them and stopping what they're doing count Duke he's probably one of the worst characters like ever in yeah, ever. I mean just like it's just nonsensical And then when you when you distill it down

He's actually the only character that makes any sense But he's Yoda and Yoda goes bouncing all over that room I fucking hated that by the way I really love that so much yeah the idea is like oh we're gonna see Yoda fight that's gonna be so cool and it's like what it's this is ridiculous I just think I think Yoda fighting was totally counter to what Yoda was I would I would have been happy seeing Yoda fight without lifting a finger like

like a saber would have gone and like done everything you want like controlled it that that mean cool. Yeah, that I'm bouncing around and stuff. Oh god damn it You know, it's I don't like it I'm like him him fighting What city is throwing shit at each other in the the council room and stuff is too much Hey since we're talking about movies to tell us that me as funny this week. Let's do it. Go for it. So the New Godzilla trailer came out, and then there's the Asian Godzilla trailer came out.

And the people in Japan are really upset because they think that Godzilla, since he's come to America, has gotten fat. They don't like fat Godzilla. They've been really upset by it. I sent some pictures of it. They're like, yeah, they're fat shaming. Yeah, Japanese people are fat shaming Godzilla. That's one of those ridiculous headlines of Evesean in my life. That's awesome. There's a great one of

like Godzilla's like a side beauty. He just looks like a big joke. He's in too many like irradiated apple pie. Yeah. I'm a giant apple pie. I'm a cheeseburgers. I'm just gonna have these monsters for him. This thing like if you watch a trailer are clearly got like monsters that are not Godzilla in that like there's like line ones. Yeah. Yeah. There are hints as well. There's a look at some of the monitors and some of the mothra. There's there's there's at least hints for three other monsters. Oh no shit. What was the name of the little? It's a few after Pacific Rim. It kind of have to. Yeah. Keep it down. In the cartoon, that was like a mini Godzilla. Who was a little? Guts. Uki. Yeah. That is you. It's the son of Godzilla because the credits would be like Goz and I'd be like

I think it blows smoke rings Like fly and do a little summer so on the boat. It was like a shitty version of Godzilla and did you hear also that I guess the The previous Godzilla movie the one with Matthew Matthew Broderick that Godzilla has been reclassified So it's not a Godzilla monster correct. It is a Zilla Zilla right and not a disowning that movie right so it's like that is a fact that is a middle-aged midlife crisis buying a convertible dating a little Godzilla half of his age American Godzilla right there again I want to see big fat Godzilla so so okay so is the new guy's the orange is the Matthew

broader Godzilla exists in this universe god's no no okay so these just a movie an egg hatched in it oh see cool remember that right the end of the old Godzilla me I'm always happy once yeah that would be just like a hatching egg off to the credits I just don't know how the same company legendary can go from making Pacific Rim one summer and then make a Godzilla movie the next summer but I don't know how they go back into pitch meetings to say we just made a movie there's all about giant robots fighting a bunch of Godzilla's. Oh let's just take out all the robots and most of the monsters and we'll just make one big list. But we have Brian Cranston and the

dude from inception. And the dude from inception. Christopher Nolan? No, no, no, they're the agent dude from inception who who hired Yeah, yeah, yeah Box office drop can want to know me. Yeah, yeah What's another Ken Watson happy movie that you've gone to see I've seen a lot of his movies actually I can never ever see Normally when you name people it's because they would be a reason to go see the movie I'm not gonna line up. He up all of last summer either movie sucked Exposition in inception and I couldn't understand a word he said

Like it's accent or just yeah, it was a really fierce accent. He was like describing the whole situation stuff I was like he's in the Leonardo Caprio didn't have exposition He's sitting in that in the cafe telling The girl from last of us everything that had. Ellen Page. Ellen Page. That kid was an odd thing. Batman begins. Yeah, that is Batman begins. Letters from Erojima. I fucking can I say hated Batman begins. Really? Hated the whole like what's his name? Fuzz Roda. Ross our ghoul. Ross our ghoul of pain. He's the Jedi. Yeah, Ross ourogool is like a character. I'd never really appreciate it

I don't like scarecrow either and what the handles care for a well. They hate they definitely handled him well I thought it was the best one of that trilogy Fucking Joker thought night was like a week long your Maniac I thought Batman begins to win on too long like the fucking like train shit at the end Yeah, the training makes no sense. It was like 30 minutes too long. Why did they put the microwave device on the train? Why not just hit the city with the microwave device? It didn't like it was too much. I just like the origin to the tower because the tower would set it off there. It was too much. The train was too much. I just I think I just like an origin story. Good Lord, you must love every

fucking American superhero movie ever then. Let's make another Superman movie. Yeah. God. Unbelievable. Well, yeah, they got what's his name, Ben Affleck being Bruce Wayne in the next Superman versus Batman. He got. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not.

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He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's't prove he's counting cards. Yeah. Yeah. They can just borrow him. It's too good. He's no longer allowed to play Blackjack at the, uh, at the heart rock. We got a Joel and I got like booted from MGM for Joel for counting cards. Yeah. It's not legal. You just like after a while, if you're too good at it, they go, like, get out. There's nothing illegal about it. Why'd you be taken to an alley and just dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, it was like a five foot four Italian dude in a

suit. And he stood there. He was so fucking intimidating. He stood right beside us at the blackjack table and then eventually Joe goes, I'm gonna cash out and the guy goes, I think that's a good idea. Thank you for visiting the MGM and like just walk with us and be well to me. That what's that? Just like etiquette and let stuff. It's crazy. Yeah.

That's what like craps. You can't be intimidating Crap's. Did you see, I guess they're building like a new event center between New York, New York and the Monte Carlo? No. There've been like a 20,000 person. So they're building in front of the Monte Carlo,

it was interesting, because the Monte Carlo was like 800 feet back off the street. Right, but you know there's all like that fake Brooklyn bridge shit. Yeah, it's not real. Outside of New York, New York, I got all that got your balls. And that's where they're putting it right there. Huh

So yeah, essentially front of Monte Carlo and on top of the Brooklyn bridge We got a friend who fucking hates Vegas with a passion hates it. Hey, who hates Vegas? Joel Bush hates it I was just joking. I love it. He talked about how he he takes the fakeness of it and the extravagance of it He's actually very much like like they're him and Joel Hamon are very much in line with each other, like, every time Joel tweets about gold, so Bush's like, yeah, yeah, I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it.

I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it.

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was outdoors to them that's fucking fucking funny. That's fun. They considered. They do that like at Paris and also at the Venetian. They got that fucking gondolas and all that shit. And that fucking blue water that you only see in amusement parks. It's like they just die at blue. Or you see it in toilets. It's in the world of places you see it sometimes.

It's super gross. Super why don't they just like super chlorinated? Would that be? They probably smell. Yeah. They were take people's eyes. I guess so. I like the smell of chlorine. You don't know what you people's eyes I guess so I like the smell of chlorine you do what I do

I love the smell of chlorine it gives me tummy funny funny I used to be a doctor he's like mr. free it's hard to tell you you've got tummy funny I always crap it swimming when I was a kid a school used to take a swimming all the time so that waft of chlorine when I went in it used to make me nervous as a kid, and I was like, so you're having anxiety. Yeah, it brings back horrible smell memories. But you love to go swimming.

I love swimming, yeah, I can swim. So the pool that you guys go to, like you were swimming this weekend, yeah, that has chlorine in it, I'm assuming. It does, yeah. Do you have to go through, like, I think it's more of a self-doubt. It gets trapped when it's an indoor pool.

It gets stuck in the walls. Oh, fucking love it. It's like indoor chlorine smell, but you're okay with that. No, he's just saying he doesn't like chlorine smell. It's concentrated. Okay. You know that. Blame was that? I you know, I don't like you're been in the steam room.

Yeah. I hate that. That's what I can't stand that like that dry, but wet smell. It's just like, I was like old naked. It's like to me. I know. Oh, let's put here. Let me hold on with it. I a second, I want to say something.

So we were, this is tying about a bunch of thoughts here. We were at the pool. We sat out by the pool all weekend because it was Ashley's birthday. Great. So we can't. It was a punk. A punk and just hung out and did nothing. But we have a problem in that we have so much ivy around the backyard that like bugs

get in there, especially like there's a roving band of wasps that I'm gonna fucking kill eventually. Roaring. Every summer they move and I think I've killed them and they were back again and they were buzzing around and I splashed one down. I actually got a splash on a wasp and got it to go to hit the ground and I stepped on them. And Ashley pointed out she said, what would it be like to be that small and like attack something our size and do that?

And I said, well, that's basically what we do with Godzilla. Exactly. So like we were talking about like Godzilla, like a wasp has a stinger and I would sing it. But then it struck me as funny because people are scared shitless of bugs. So what did Godzilla, who was like exactly like a person,

and what's our human, it was like, it didn't, it didn't, it didn't, it's like having no buildings Like an aerosol can you like shins phrase Power like pores on top of like in a Human it looks today's just like

Look at the bottom of his flip. Oh, I'm like the fucking damn tank rolls up and Godzilla takes it, puts a cup over it. He's like, I'll deal with that later. I think I got to sleep and the cups is moving. He's like, put the book on top of him. He wears a wet spot on my tank and goes, there's a wet spot on my floor every morning when he wake up right there. I think it's those jam humans. He keeps my stuff in the carpet. It would make great money if that was the first seeded

in the New Godzilla. He comes out of the ocean and a fucking jet flies by him and he goes, yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Where is he?

Where the jet's like a stupid waffle just flies in to you and like it doesn't know. He goes up there with the giant monsters. He said, oh, me! He's up there! Where did he get flies in those ears? Ah! Ah! Oh! How weird that would you be if He goes up there with the giant monsters. He said, oh, me, he's not. We're gonna get blinded in his ears. He's like, oh, oh, oh. How weird that would you be if bugs were tiny humans.

And you could crush him like, they would have like all of the human guts. So it'd be like a perfect human. Oh, that's incredible. But it would just be a really tiny like load of intestines a group. Would you ever be able to crush one? He has a yellow human That'd be terrible. No, I couldn't I couldn't be Let's see the Mazda tags

I think right now Newspaper put them outside. That's what I would do with the tiny little humans Yeah, a little mound of them your backyard like an ant mound with all those humans They were fucking yellow It took a condo in your backyard The mound got Honestly, those humans would be the worst pests to have They were fucking yelling. It's like a condo in your back. You're like a mountain god. Honestly, those humans would be the worst pests to have. Especially small ones.

Oh, they would be bitching about everything. Yeah. They'd be like, you're trying to steal all your food. They'd have their own social media. They'll be tweeting about the last one. That's really funny. Oh, man. Have you ever tried to make bugs fight?

No. I used to microwave mosquitoes. You know, legal? Yeah. I used to microwave mosquitoes. Yeah, I used to get a bunch of ants and then bang a spider in there, see what happened. No, Jack it's illegal, the police show up if you rig an ant versus spider fight. It's got to be at least eight ants to the spider. I was gonna like dump bugs with a microwave. Talk fighting illegal, why is it okay to pest?

Fight each other. Because no one likes pests. Like German fights. They're called pests. Yeah, it's actually a good point like when does it get too small? Where nobody can is it a size thing? Yeah, well, there's like like for example I just learned about something I didn't it called a hummingbird moth That's it's a bug, but it looks like a hummingbird and it's like this big

I mean it's like fat and it's like that looks like a bird like I could never squash is it the American version of mothra all fat It's big. I see you say you would never squash a bird. the American version of Mothra all fat is big I see you say you would never squash a bird yeah exactly birds off limits yeah moth you could squash yeah mothra you like bad at like this I wouldn't touch because like I feel like oh the thing is too big for me to mess with but there are lots of moths that are bigger than birds so that's why it's weird though it's like I watched a bird die on TV once what's that's what I'm gonna do that you know what does that even No, just thinking about terrible things that happen in nature. There was a duck and it had like four ducklings.

And there was this little runt duckling at the back. Oh, no. I don't know. I couldn't really keep up. So like, they would all swim along and then the little runt would be like, Wait, fuck, fuck. I wouldn't be able to keep up. They kept having to wait.

In the end, the daddy duck just swam around pecked it to death. And they carried on. Wow. Are you starting something TV? Yeah, it was like on the I don't know David Ambrose something harsh. It was really harsh. I was really sad It was just floating I probably got to do that to make sure all the other ones live right? Yeah, I guess so just nip it in the bud Yeah, we've got five birds in my back porch right now like we've I've been watching this nest Okay, it's a good nest and I had five eggs and it's like you know Katie

I've been watching this thing. It's like I'm terrified that we're gonna look up. There's only four birds like what happened to the other one sure enough all five birds hatched and like they're now getting big to the point where they barely can fit anymore. Now we're terrified we're gonna walk outside one's gonna be on the ground because I can just can't fit into it. Why don't you build a safety net like get like a table tennis net? I see it. I'll send it up under it. I was was thinking of taking like an umbrella and turning it upside down or something. So like if they do fall, they only fall like a foot as opposed to, you know, from the top or bottom. If you make a table tennis that you can make it really top.

So if they hit it, they just bounce right back into the nest. Like a problem solved. Boy, I can help teach them out of fly. They fucking hit it and take off. Dude, nothing is cuter than baby birds though. Man, I'm sorry. Baby birds are like gross. Disgusting birds are so gross.

Hey, they look disgusting, that noise is gross. Like every little animal is cute Which doesn't really make a whole lot of sense? But I guess we're all supposed to identify that we like them and hopefully their cuteness is their defense Baby birds the one exception. They're fucking discussing. You see the baby owl. What? You see the baby owl. No, I can't imagine give us an owl without its feathers. Yeah, that's pretty good In fact, I don't know if you saw I I think Dustin saved a baby bird outside of our studio earlier today.

I have no idea where the hell it is. Oh man. But anyway, so now, we're selling our house too, which is a whole other thing I'll get into later, but it's like, I don't want to take down the nest, but I need to paint the pole they're on, and they're in our... Paint the nest. I'm not gonna paint the nest. Just repaint the present.

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So so many centers, Godzilla's slimming down, he's eating nature box. That was appropriate. They thought your adoring was giving up. In time for summer. Yeah. So he's slimming down. That's where you live. So wait, sit for RTX. When that Godzilla movie comes out at the end of this month, I think. That's where it looks. It's white. It's a far to X.

That got Zilla movie comes out at the end of this month, I think. It's like in domain. I'm looking forward to, I want to see neighbors, because we did some stuff on South by Southwest. We're promoting the hell out of them. The commercials all look really funny for it. It looks pretty funny. I got to say, I never in my life said, I want to say a Zac Efron movie. Yeah, but it's different.

It's the South Rogan movie and they just put Zac Efron in it It seems perfect for that role to be a frat guy There's something else coming out that I really want to see the camera what the fuck it is now the X-Men movies coming out They just named the hobbit movie is now called the battle of five armies They just went with the most obvious name basically Adam Sandler movie. What's that? No, Which one? No. Which one? I was trying to think of movies actually. He's a movie Adam Sandler, Juby are more. They are dating than they break up.

And then they go, they each independently decide to go on a holiday to exotic location. And they both end up like somewhere in Africa with their families. And they bump into each other. So it's freeing to tell me the story. Who was it that was telling me about how you would talk about 51st date. Oh, that was guts. And then someone wrote it as 50 first. Yeah, someone's five one ST by one ST. They love 51st dates. 51st dates. Yeah, five one. They can't even say it because it's like the mistake is so pure. Yeah, they can't even say it. So what are the big tent pole movies this summer? Like you said in the galaxy? Guardians of the Galaxy. that's in August.

Captain America, all the way straight out. The since city sequel comes out. What do you know, a little temple? That's a big movie, I think. Really is so. Local Austin director. Yeah, it's probably film, you know, 200 feet over there.

Right over there. Got to just looked earlier today. There was another one I was thinking about. It's the X-Men movie because you know, I'm not looking forward to card day's future past Godzilla. I was just I was that weird Johnny Debt movie. Transcendence. It just want we just already started out. It's out already. Yeah. That that one went way under the radar for me. I haven't heard anything about that.

Started the 300 sequel. Yeah. Yeah. That one did like a lot of stuff. It's like it's all different. Gus is upset because Gavin's bouncing his leg. Please stop. I don't know what it is. It's not for 100% Okay. The 51st date thing that error, remind me something that's like, I don't know why, but like when a mistake is a lot like a lot of people make it, but then it becomes like, the mistake becomes more common than the actual proper use of the word. Like years ago, we talked about defiantly on Twitter.

If you look up the word defiantly, it's 100% of the time it's used incorrectly. People are trying to spell definitely misspelling it and then ending up with the word defiantly and exited instead of excited. The new one is quite also you messed up too. Gavin you are the youngest person here. What do you spell for me the word whoa? Just spell the word whoa whoa like you're on a horse you want to stop or you're like in a conversation you go whoa w h o a somehow along the way people started spelling whoa is w o a h whoa incorrect it is completely incorrect and people spell like there it is and it's like it's bugged the shit out of me it really bugs the shit like I misspelled whoa

Whoa, anyway, it's funny because when you look it up when you look it up online like whoa It's like misspellings of whoa is like whoa isn't really a real word it totally is a real noise that words been around for centuries Wow is a noise is it what yeah? right I mean, what was the interesting word because it's a command for stop, but it's not a verb like I wode that, you know, or something like that. It's actually direct command telling you to stop. So it's a pretty

unique word. But it's a stop. It's worth it's better preferable. We tell the origin is 1615 to 1625 dialectical dialectal weird dialectal variant of ho of ho H.O Whatever sure these all these close gay that that added nothing to the discussion Although there's nothing really cool, which is now when you look stuff up on Google I got woes and different you guys Anthemological breakdown of the word. I love that. That's a new thing. They added. Yeah, I think so. Is that what you're looking at the little chart that brings it down?

That's fucking badass. So if you don't want to wear a word came from, just look up a word. And like Google, when you looked up like how many ounces are in a cup, it'll go, I'm just gonna tell you it instead of giving you a page that tells you, now when you try to look up a word, it gives you the same breakout.

Google gives you the etymology of the word and where it came from. Same currency, it just does it right there. it even shows your graph of like the up and down So the currency how happy you're about to buy house. Yeah, yeah You're in the market I think I get buy one because I'm not properly here. Am I got money? You are properly here. I just want to put that out there. You are in the country legally and properly You're not a citizen. I have a work visa. I'm not a resident of this country But I can buy house for something. I don a work visa. I'm not a resident of this country, but I can buy a house for something.

I don't argue that you are a resident because you live here, but you're not a citizen, right? I'm not a resident. Is that a person who is a resident? I'm a resident of the UK working in the US. Okay. You don't have like a resident in your car. Let's take something.

People that live outside the US buy stuff in the US all the time. I think it's funny. Why am I trying to do is get a bunch of my British friends just to buy the land around me, and we'll just to buy the land around me and we'll just slowly take the country back. That's an awesome idea. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. like a little Tokyo or a little literally, you got like, little London. Little Britain, little Britain. Great TV show, that was. The fishing ship shop on the right. It was really great.

That was not a great one. Little Britain. That was not a great one. You know, there is a little Britain island, isn't there? It's great to me. And then Little Britain. Hey, what you do with that Argentinian island that you guys go ape shit over?

Like, you guys have given up all your colonies, basically. Like, you're just a cat, fuck, it can take that one back. Here's Hong Kong, that that expired and you gave that back But the island the Faulkland Islands down in Argentina you guys fight over that fucking thing all the same with the rock of Jebrun We want to give that back to the Spanish and you like fuck it Reserves it's a great. It's a great tactical location in case you're gonna war with a spade I think it's like a trope point for the Mediterranean, right? I can't get out of the Mediterranean.

It's a choke point for what though? Ships. Okay. What's the top point of history is this? I mean, like, that's a rock. What's the big rock? You're ships anymore. Yeah, but I don't think, I think the way you block that is you don't need the fucking

rock. You just get a massive battleship and park it. That's gonna be way better than what I can do. Roll cannons up the top of the, of Gibraltar. Put a catapult up there. You can't sink a rock. You can't sink a rock. What the fuck are they gonna do up there? We have ballistic missiles that can go across three continents and hit shit. What are you worried about rock? You dig into the rock. You bury yourself in the rock. You get buried by the rock. That's tradition. I'm with you. Keep going. What are you gonna put on the rock that's gonna give you a tactical advantage?

It's just a poor, it's useful. I'm asking how? I'm asking you. When people have drones and ICBMs... You fucking shoot them down. You put a big gun on top of that rock. Tell me this big gun. What are you putting up there?

Did you put up that? Did you put up that? Did you put up that? I guess you put a battery of missiles up there. Right, but missiles and guns... What are you fucking shit missiles? What the fuck is shit about there there why is it you in this ship the way the rock paper scissors rock beats both

oh man you can see that you ever see a boat with a rock it's the same thing content do you read that they they figured out rock paper scissors what have me they figured out rock paper like how to win oh god we have that fucking mystery solved like how to win all the time people who win Repeat and people who lose do a different one. So by using that you can always win. Let's try You just strategy. I use my strategy Wouldn't they publish a strategy for those kind of games that doesn't immediately become void? Well like how you can always rent when Norton crosses what is Noughtsen crosses actually?

Tick-tick-toe. Okay. Well, I said X's knows, which is not even a game. That's anybody plays. Why is it called Tick-Tack-toe? I don't know. We don't know. That's what we were taught.

It's only two of them. Let's tick and tack. But you get three across. Tick-Tack-toe. I don't mind. Fair play. I don't think that is fair play. Ha ha ha.

Did you see the Jeremy Clarkson thing that's gone down? He's Jeremy McClachson. I said, I'm speaking normally. You keep trying to catch me in some mispronunciation. Jeremy Clarkson. You just say that 1990s wrong earlier. What? In his defense.

I did not. You just can't fucking hear over there. What? You're far away. Exactly. Jeremy Clarkson is once again under fire for a racial slur. Happens to him quite a lot. Does it? It does it? Yeah, he's been uh reprimanded. He's the guy that hosts a top gear.

Yeah, still hosts top gear. Yeah. He's like the most valuable thing to the BBC. Is it true? More valuable in the Queen? What's the Queen got to do with the BBC? I figure she runs the country. What about Dr. Who? I think that's gotta be up there. Yeah. What are these more popular show globally? Top Gear or Doctor Who? Top Gear. Top Gear.

By a mile. Yeah. There's one of the most popular shows in the world. I start watching Doctor Who. It's okay. I've never seen my mind for a while. I've never seen an episode of Doctor Who. It looks cheap.

You know what I'm saying? Top Gear looks completely staged to me. I've seen clips from it and they all look staged. It is staged, it's an entertainment show. Yeah, I know, but it's not presented like a staged show. No, no, not intentionally, but just watch it. But I totally see when they do it, it just seems like gags that they wrote and then went out and shot as though they really happen. That's the way I experience with Top Gear. I know I understand people really like the show.

I love it is planned, but it's funny still. I mean, maybe not still. I have not done it really like to show love is is planned, but it's funny still I mean, maybe not still I'm not in like five years the Ryan Robin episode. Do you see that? This the little the the triccar where it's a three wheel car is a smaller wheel in the front two normal wheels in the back Right, it's seven minutes of the funniest TV ever Where he's got the helmet car to it's like like you like gets into it that not like easy You know like you just put on a scuba suit almost. And that one, he's like, and it's going like a mile and an hour. Well, he also did any, was it Clarkson who got in the mini

and flipped it, like they went into an actual pipe, and he went back and forth and actually rolled it inside the pipe. Oh, I didn't see it. I actually landed and kept going. They do a surprising amount of stunts themselves. Yeah, that three wheel car, you're trying to, like he kept rolling it onto his side on a shoulder, and then he'd open his door

Talk to like set it right back up Yeah, that's just a show of him is in the car and all that's going past the window is the ground He's an old dude too. He's 50-60s, but he wasn't choosing between cars and he was doing the in-e-me-me-me-money-mo nursery rhyme and the classic version of that. They use the N word, whereas in America we always learned to catch a tiger by toe. I had Tigger. No. Tiger. You say Tigger? In England, that's what we say on the playground. That Tigger? It's just a... Tiger. A little modification. You pronounce it as tigers, right? I mean, the actual animal. Yeah, okay

We're talking to get from one of the poo. We didn't put makes totally me totally makes sense But anyway, and he did I watched the clip he didn't fucking say it. He didn't say it. Everybody's on a mission He said he hurt it He was he said he rewatched it and heard it said it sounded like he said it Because the mumble was too close to I guess he didn't mumble hard enough. He didn't like yeah But that's crazy to me. Did a mumble hardening. The BBC was very publicly yell at him and it's like last chance clocks and but they need him so much so they'll never get rid of him. He's untouchable. Yeah.

I should think it was all I didn't think it was worthy of all that level of hubbub. Have you up on all the like recent scandals on the internet? Not on all of them. There's so many like the black milk one. You know black I'm not about that. I've seen people freaking out about it. I have no idea what that is Maybe like an anti-female or anti-nerd female picture It really upset people and then they had a social media response that was Blanket stoking the fires Yeah, also It's like that image that they made like goes against like what they list is like their core

Principles as a company. Uh-huh, which was like, you know Don't make fun of other people and you know be excellent to other people when they're trying stuff and yeah It was just bullshit and they and they did they did it started deleting posts of people who were disagreeing with them I never works. Yeah, it was bad. I mean the internet has gotten so sensitive lately I don't know what it is But like the past year and a half two years the internet has gotten so sensitive lately. I don't know what it is, but like the past year and a half, two years, the internet has really gotten touchy. I went through a period when I was in college and there was in the early mid-90s, the PC

era when everything was political correctness was an actual movement. It wasn't like, if you say, oh, you're so PC, and now it sounds like a negative thing. There was actually a point to where people tried to be more PC. Like, it was actively pushed on people. It was part of the curriculum to be more politically correct. And yeah it was crazy that it just reminds me that where we are now reminds me a lot of that period where like every see all discourse is slowly becoming off limits like we're literally telling people they can't say things that you know that those things cannot be said. But I think it's

a social media. Yeah. I think people, especially when somebody goes after a company and the company responds in social media, completely into a whole universe. Well, you also see stuff too, like on Tumblr especially, you see people like everyone has to have a label. And that's one thing that drives me crazy. Like if, like being, I would be a cis heterosexual, like self-determined male.

A cis is basically, if you are, like if you're a man who likes women and you represent yourself as a man, I think. I'm probably wrong on that, I'm just here. Is cis stand for something? I don't know, it's CIS. But then like people use that as like a slur. It's weird, but like everyone seems like they need

to have a label. And it's like, I thought the whole idea was, we don't label people, like everyone is just a human. Well I don't I always hear that about Tumblr but I never really go on Tumblr so I can't really do it. There's some strange stuff on it. Yeah, as you said, what does CIS? I avoid Tumblr like the plague. I'm not interested in any of that. I'm not interested in anything that anyone has to say. It's an amazing art on there. I'll give them that much. Like you've got some great art.

If this is denoted or relating to a molecular structure, that's probably not. Two particular atoms or groups lie on the same side Maybe that's not much that's not it. No, but yeah, it's stuff like that. We're saying I just don't get it I don't I don't understand what would the need to label? You know yourself so specifically I'm sorry all fashion to label people like at this point. It's just like do whatever like who you want to like do it Everything's all right. Yeah, just don't like kids. Yeah Like kids no like kids or people who aren't alive anymore. Yeah, I would say I mean my lifetime

I think I think tolerance is like at an all-time high Across every everything like I mean You know like the the Clippers coach the owner come out of that stuff That's like that's used like a alien landed on this planet and just started talking because it's like it's been so long. Someone stepped out of a time machine from fucking like 40 or 50 years ago and like the fuck is wrong with you. It's never heard anybody talking like that. That was the other thing. We'll probably talk about the patch but there was a guy 2k PR guy who or community guy who got fired because he started tweeting like pro sterling tweets.

Well I was pro sterling the most pro like freedom of speech tweets. No, it was it was defending. I don't know exactly. Yeah, we'll talk about the patch. Yeah, I think that's a tap. It's a bit of a campaign. And he was fired by 2k. So or by total rock on on a lot of know we were talking about all this.

For some reason, I'm going to write a note racist. It made me think about the story I saw earlier today. I guess that LAPD wanted to celebrate May the 4th. So the LAPD Twitter account tweeted this picture of officers detaining someone. And they like replaced the guns and handcuffs with lightsabers. Is that a real photo?

That is a real photo that LAPD took. Because it was created by a group critical of the LAPD. Can we also point out that the woman on the ground has a green lightsaber, which denotes her, is like the good and the LAPD is holding a red lightsaber. That's awesome. Which is more like the sift and bell. So this is a photo, like an archive photo of them actually arresting a real person and then then turning it into a joke by photoshopping lightsaber.

Right. So as I stated, it's on a stage photo. No, no, no. This is a real person and then then turning it into a joke by Photoshopping the lightsaber. Right. So, as I stated, it was a stage photo. No, no, no. This is a real arrest photo. It was created by a group critical of LAPD for being too aggressive. Yeah. So, in fact, I'm pulling up the actual picture right here. I'll see if I can make it any bigger.

This is the actual photo. I don't know if we can put it to it. Is he going to get gun on that woman? Yeah. He has that a taser. That's a gun. Oh, god. This is terrifying. I don't know if you heard recently NYPD had a bit of a scandal under well, I'm a scandal. They had a social media mishap where they encouraged people to tweet pictures of their

interactions with NYPD. I did not my NYPD. So all that happened was that hashtag became just like a bunch of photos of police brutality Police overreacting is like she's they had encouraged people to do is of course that's when people are gonna tweet It's just like it's just a fucking Try to manage everyone is letting us know by the way it's this means your gender matches your sexual preference Okay, yeah, essentially I think I'm saying that correctly your gender matches your sexual preference. Okay, yeah. Essentially, I think I'm saying that correctly.

Meager gender identification is the same as your physical gender. That's okay. How much does it cost these days to switch gender? I'm not switching sex. I honestly don't know the difference between sex and gender at this point. There's a whole argument about that, I think. Switch. What is it?

Yes. Sex, your literal, what you are. I think there's no much switching gender. There's a transgender, guys. Yeah. So, I mean mean I think sex is your sexual sex and it's trans sex trans sexual a date a term now something I think so Let's keep going with the topic. We don't know anything about someone just quote me out of our Someone just quoted me as saying that

Bernie has declared that intolerance is over. Don't misquote me. And saying tolerance is better. It's saying that everything, it's just crazy. It's like watching someone misquote me and getting an absolutely 100% correct. You're a fucking idiot. That's what fucking trying. Tolerance clear lead is not, not collegial.

It's getting better. Things aren't getting better. From, you know, 50 years ago to now, things are light years better. Still not solved. Still not solved. Still not solved. But like I'm saying, this saying this guy like this this rant from this guy from the Clippers was just like I mean at everybody had a reaction and it was just

like you fucking literally but I also a problem with the the rant that like everyone held up stoop dog is being great stoop dog was as racist in like five seconds as this guy was you know what he said he's called him white bread and all this stuff and everything and it was just just like, you know, it's just like, great, it's like, let's racism with more racism. There's a lot of amazing stuff going on. Like a lot of amazing, just racist stuff going on there. It was like, wow, did we still live in this year?

Like, daily show has been spot on the last couple of weeks. I've been watching a lot more daily show lately. I've been watching a lot more daily show lately. John Stewart went after Clive and Bundy and the, in Hannity. Oh, God. Yeah, he's the guy who was basically letting his crowd his cow's graze for free and you know, not paying his taxes and did it for 20 years.

And then he was held up as like this American patriot and he's a lot of American patriot. Despite the fact he didn't recognize the authority or the existence of the United States of America. And there's his name holding in America. I know. Holdings. It's just one of those things. It's so dumb. But anyway, daily show has been on States of America. And there's got to be him holding America's blood. I know what holding is. It's just one of those things. It's so dumb.

But anyway, Daily Show has been on top of it. And I highly recommend you check out last week's stuff. It's all on Hulu, so yeah, or at least, yeah. Yeah, it's probably this way. What does it like when you have the Westboro Baptist Church? Obviously, you see that, you read about it in the news. Here's people that are obviously anti-gay, anti-game marriage, pretty much anti-every everything is literally in the Bible.

When you see those people, I mean we immediately identify them as completely fringe people, right? Like does there anybody, I was really happy when Fred Phelps died that everyone kind of had this, not everybody, but there was this groundswell of like, don't return it, you know what I mean? Don't go protest the funeral. Don't pick it up. You know, just, I'm sorry for your loss

was a big thing that was said. I'm sorry for your loss to the Phelps family. For this guy who ran this church that just basically terrorized people forever, you know. I mean, but that's the price of free speech, is that you're gonna get people, some people who abuse it. People are gonna say, yeah, when you can say what you want,

you're gonna have to hear shit, you don't wanna hear. Like in the UK, the Westboro Baptist Church They would they would go to jail for hate speech. Is that correct? They were barfing the barfing you know the point they you can't be openly racist We and war what happens. I'm curious what happens like if you're openly racist so crime you just get arrested Yeah, you get arrested. So could you potentially go to prison for that? I think so hate crimes and all that yeah I've heard for just for being like, hate crime and speech will qualify as a hate crime.

I think it would, I'm not 100% sure. I'm just gonna have a- I think Jeremy Clarkson technically could go to jail for what he did. I don't know. I- Or are UK-lingual export never free? I doubt that.

Did you see that video that came out a couple of weeks ago where that, I think it was in the UK, the guy makes the sandwich board and it says, fuck the poor. God. And he's like walking around the street going, fuck the poor, fuck the poor, like passing out. Oh, I've seen the sand, it's great. Passing out flies, we were like, what the fuck's wrong with you, like yelling at him

and like really getting in this face, you know, just fuck him. And then it's like half the video is that, then the second half of the video is he just replaced it with help the poor and everyone just fucking ignore some and just walk around walks around in the way it's like fine what a difference it may be well-made eye contact with them yeah and the point is like it's like you know

it's still the same topic but people embrace the controversy of it but when there's actually something they can do to actually affect change they don't they don't do it. They avoid it. They like walk around it and try to avoid it all together. Yeah, it's, yeah, I think it's something we all struggle with on a daily basis. Like, in, yeah, I know you don't drive in the UK, but in the UK, do you have like homeless, like at the corners and like at the street corners, like panhandling the cars like they do in the US?

Less it cars, more just sat in the cars, like they do in the US. Less it caused more just sat in the pavement like where people walk. And like sat in the underground with the dog and stuff. Sat in the underground with a dog and busking and whatnot. No, you know. Busca, here's what I'm okay with. I'm telling you more so than anything else. Like people who were playing music and stuff,

like there used to be a guy, it seems like Australia has the best culture for that to me. Yeah, we- We- Long as people don't try to clean my fucking windows. Yeah, that's frustrating. I don't get to that busking, though. No, no, no.

But like, there was a guy when we worked downtown, where office was on, you know, downtown, there was a guy who played saxophone. And he was sitting there and playing saxophone, like, in the morning and, you know, the afternoon, and was like, that was pretty damn cool. They hear saxophone while you're walking on through the street.

Totally. Here's your all-drop of dollar, and that guy's, you know, jar, okay, that's cool. But yeah, the people, like, you know, on the street corner, he's like, there was actually, just around the corner over here, it was a family, it was a man and a woman in three kids. And it's like the woman like had her, you know, she was like, you know, praying for you,

like, please, like we're starving, it's like, yeah, you make me feel like an asshole, like, I'm sorry, that's so. Like you definitely being told, there was a, I saw a pregnant lady on the corner of the day, I was like, I felt like stopping my car and getting out and helping her. I mean, that was like a situation

I had like, guttural reaction to that. Would you give money to a homeless person who had one of those square things for a phone? What does that mean? So you could play with credit card? That might be a little off putting that they took my credit card. Wasn't there an initiative that way? Wasn't there an initiative in San Francisco a couple years ago about trying to get credit card readers for

for homeless people. Really? Was that really? I think so. I think it was like three or four years ago. I never give money to homeless people because I never have any cash. I've only ever got like changed this. Yeah. I feel bad just giving like 25 cents or whatever. Oh, so you talked about seeing that that a homeless woman who was pregnant burning, when I lived in Puerto Rico, I saw a pregnant homeless woman who looked like she was pregnant for about a year and a half. And I don't think she was pregnant. I, I, I, I think she had some kind of tumor or something. You know what was amazing, things to me, you heard of a sympathetic pregnancy? What's that? I think it's a work, the guy gets found. I think when I said that, that's what it sounds like, but there's, you can actually, there's women who have convinced themselves are pregnant so their body emulates

pregnancy. And then when they're diagnosed that you know you're actually pregnant, they can actually see them like deflate essentially. Yeah, it's, it's like a psychosomatic pregnancy. I'm gonna, I'm gonna look at it. I'm always amazed at what the brain can do to the body. Like someone who's constantly stressed, they age and they die. Like look at any president in the last three years or so they age, like Obama's age, about 50 years. But it's only mental.

Yeah, it's just a way of presidency. That's what the partner. I'm gonna find out what this thing is. Is there a way you can stop aging by just never caring about it? Well, I think like the monks that like conduce stuff that should be incredibly painful, you know And they just kind of focus and meditate and get it out of their heads and you know

Can stay on spikes and stay in one spot for days at a time. Have you ever meditated? I've not Well not not in the sort of you know like going old But I mean like I went on it like a guys weekend a few months ago where we went down to the coast and I one day I just sat like on a bench just looking at the ocean for like an hour And it's like just didn't get on my phone. It's kind of stared at nothing. It was like pretty peaceful Yeah, can I bring reset? Yeah, I can clear your head on it's like, you know It just you know have a beer sitting there. It's kind of staring at it nothing like not fishing or anything. It's good It's good. It's kind of like

Refresh yourself. It's a about hysterical pregnancy or pseudo pregnancy? The thing I was talking about, or I was talking about where I guess they never actually gave credit card termless homeless people, it was a proposal made during a mayoral administration in the late 90s in San Francisco, they talked about equipping homeless people with credit card terminals, and 80% of the money you gave went to homeless aid and 20% of it went to the individual person. Well, I had the chance to have that. They ended up collecting for homeless children.

Yeah, but what it now see that I worry about the 80% because I'm like, even getting cynical, but that's an organization of people that are dedicated to helping the homeless. So where does that money actually go? It ended up in as credit card readers in the hands of homeless people. You know, I actually giving money to homeless person. Actually, like one of the truest like acts of charity and transaction that you can have. Where it's like, I give you $10 feel like, oh, you know, you know, cynical people. We like to spend on this or that. It's like, yeah, but you know, it's same sense. It's like, you know, it's actually going to that person to help them, you know, whether it's to the day or something like that. But it's like, we hear about like the goodwill

CEO making like $750,000 a year. it's like, we hear about the Goodwill CEO making like $750,000 a year. That's like, that doesn't sit well in it. It's given to an organization that helps the homeless, could they then provide programs that then can help these people no longer be homeless in a crisis? Sure, they could.

Isn't that a better way to help them instead of putting money directly in their hand? No, they definitely could, but they don't like the anyways here about like that, like the best example I think is the Bono one. It's right. Other grid, yeah. Which doesn't do anything apart from just spread awareness.

Yeah, they don't actually, nothing goes to benefit that anybody with HIV or the prevention of HIV just raises awareness of the issue. I've never read that. Anyway, I've just heard it from other people. It just sounds wrong. It sounds too incorrect to be true. I've read it. You have? Yeah. I'm sure he'll look it up and he'll find a source, but yeah, I've definitely seen. Bono seems like a dude. He seems like he could be that guy.

That's our new shirt. Bono seems like a dude. Bono seems like a douche. He's a hedge, no, the edge is cool. I bet that would be our best, I'd heard it from. I would party with the edge. They live next to each other. Do they? Yeah, I did a YouTube music video once. Yeah. And we were just driving around. You could be with someone. You're an agent here and off to them. Yeah, they're like,

The first time I found someone from the Daily Mail, how about I skip that source? How about I go on to anything else? I was looking at in here. I'm like, Godzilla over here. Oh, oh, oh. So it was, it was Cloverfield like a Godzilla movie. It was not a proper God Godzilla movie, but it was John

Master's, John Master's, Troy City. As much as two thirds of grants donates the celebrity supported global fundified aids to curricula somebody have not been lost in corruption. So upwards of two thirds of it is what there's, there are a lot of people. I have given to that red thing, but only because I want a red apple product.

No, it's a trend, I just, like once I bought an iPad and the red cover looked nice this to me. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I got the red cover looked nice is to me. Yeah, I'm happy here. Let's talk about positive. I thought the red one just I didn't realize it was a project red thing. I was just in the store and I was like I need a cover for my iPad many. I stick the red one. I got it.

Oh fuck. So you're upset by that? Yeah. Because it goes to the organization. So talk about something positive. Like we know a chair organization where and I wish they would talk about this more. And I don't know the numbers because I haven't asked them about it in a long time, but child's play, the

charity that's run by PENYERCADE. It's supposedly like the lowest operational cost of any charity. It's extraordinarily low. I want to say it's in the range of like the operational cost is like every single person that contributes to child play in the company contributes based on their time, except for the one person who's the child's play person. That's like the only overhead for that. Last time, last time I asked me about it, which was a few years ago. And I want to say their operating costs were like two to five percent. I think it's even less. I think I want to say it's like two to four. I'm being

conservative in how aggressive they are about. I think she did say it was four percent. Yeah. That's the range I remember. That's pretty low. Extraordinary low of the overhead and the rest of it just goes all And that's that's true charity right there You basically just paying for it to exist and then all the money goes where it needs to go That's right. That's I agree with that and I understand there's gonna be some overhead But it's always like to me that's always the slippery slope Some of the biggest name go on to are the ones that don't necessarily have the best percentage of giving money like project red the common foundation i want to say is another one

yeah we heard about the common foundation was one that was one that we we took a little bit heat for because we uh... that was one of the people that was potentially going to be a winner for gauntlet and a lot of people like came firing at us about that why they blame you for that i don't know if you know what i always want to hear about it which always drives no they're not they're just saying i i i don't take it that way i'm sure they were but i didn't i you know i don't know what I always want to hear about, which always drives, no they're not. They're just saying, I at least hadn't taken that way. I'm sure they were, but I didn't, I, you know, I don't know. Chance get educated.

I always see the photos of someone going, look, I just cut off all my hair for, you know, lots of love. And it's like, that's like, they just, they sell the hair, which then also I guess goes to help people who have gone through chemo, but that actually doesn't go to any of these things. Right. It's like, that's the reason going to it. The same black money where the CEO would just have tons of

hair. That's a tough, that's a tough one. It's a thrown man of hair. Yeah, someone sent me a tweet a couple weeks ago that was like, what did they say? Something dumb like you should grow out your hair and your beard for all of the month of May to show support for someone you love with breast cancer.

Is it about Movinbovember? That's just for me. Oh, there's already a month for that and I already get pissed off about that. Don't make me fucking do it in May too. What is love Movinber. This is for me. There's already a month for that, and I already get pissed off about that. Don't maybe fucking do it in May too. What is that Movinber thing? Like, do people get sponsorship? Is it for their mustaches?

I guess so, yes, I'm like that. It's like a walk-at-on-type deal, where you grow out your mustache or beard for the whole month. I like anything for charity, why you have to do less than no normal. Don't share. But we're actually, we're doing a charity event. We're doing an operation supply drop, right? It's a loot, that's gonna be in two no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And yeah, keep an eye on it. I'm gonna be making journals about it. I'm sure we're pushing it to Rooster Teeth on the front page

But yeah, same deal you can go check it out and yeah, we're gonna be playing video games and raising money for veterans You had a journal about it a couple of years ago. I had a journal kind of not mentioning it But I'm gonna definitely do a bigger one kind of explain a little bit more like we we have a lot of you know We have a lot of fans that are veterans and like we have a lot of people in military that are fans of red versus blue So this is you know very special to us and it's a good, it's a good charity for us to get behind. When early on in the Red versus Blue years, when we first started shipping products, some of the most popular states that we shipped to were APO addresses. I rack in Afghanistan, we're really high. I think number two and three on the most popular states that we

So we definitely you know appreciate it and we so we actually so we are gonna be the headquarters for the It's a loot so the guys behind operations apply drop are actually to be here with us on set and they're actually to bring in some veterans and some soldiers They're gonna be hanging out with us for a little bit of time So that will definitely provide a link to our team in the link dump. Yeah, yeah, absolutely And so you should sign up and play along if you you know if you can donate awesome if anything just you know spread awareness of it like Bono would Don't shave your mustache for the next week. Yeah, there you go. You two ladies, but yeah So that's gonna be very cool. I'm excited to do that. This gonna be next week in another long 24 hours of gaming

Yeah, we were actually talking about it like what I was thinking of playing all the assassins three games from start to finish I started one and see how far I can get in 24 hours, but I don't know. I might just do the trilogy, that's the trilogy, you do it to Brotherhood and Rebel. Yeah, I don't know that you could get how far you could really get, I guess if you'd like try to speed around it and just like stick to story. Well, Gavin even mentioned like, oh, I was playing trials before the podcast and I like just playing that for a few hours. He is incredible at trials. Anytime I can beat one of your times. Yeah, I'm like,

even if I know you're gonna go back and do it better, it was just your shit run. I'm like, yeah. Pretty much every time you see right now, that's my first run through things to get, you know, it's unlock all the trials. When I say that he's pretty good at trials, he can beat all of us,

but I think he's ray levels of good. If you compare ray at cool, you're the same. It's just like, you're just naturally really good. So he can land on a, what kind of angle is that? Like a, I don't know, like a 85 degree angle almost. And he just like teases it. It's like, I can't do that. I just flip over backwards or I just get impatient.

Yeah. It's something about trials, man. I just get that game and make sense to me. You're good at it. And it's a lot of fun. I'm going through now. I've got goals or replat them and everything up to the very last section.

I can imagine you looking at trials, is like when Nia realizes the one and you're seeing everything that's codes, I totally go this now. Yeah, it's all the gold medals and stuff, and from you fall. Yeah, let me read this in reference. You'll find out that it stays more about trials.

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the really hard stuff like challenge me on that stuff but i see you like you know some people like all they played are the first that go in the difficult stuff, like the really hard stuff, like challenge me on that stuff. But I see you like, you know, some people like all they've played are the first half of the track, just like, no, no, no. Go be extreme and then we can fight. Like that's the stuff I enjoy. In evolution, what broke me was that giga track. Oh, giga track. Oh god, I remember that. It's a 25 minute track. I still...

And you have to do it folicely for gold. I still dread that dread. I went back in played trials evolution Because I've been doing the challenges in trials fusion like now every track is three challenges And a lot of them have to do with like doing wheelies or like get a pass a certain point without touching your front wheel And I've been doing a lot of those so I went back and in trials Trials of evolution there was a track where you had to complete the last section of the map without touching your wheel on the bicycle And back then I couldn't do it I could not do it. It took me about 30 minutes and I finally got actually got the achievement

So it was like a three-year span where I had an achievement and then my new achievement and so nice and then I went I was like maybe I can perfect this game, but there's one challenge It's good of the one you're talking about. It's a tournament where you have to beat five tracks flawlessly and it's literally five hard tracks And they like laid that down didn down to name from a much hotter chaps trailed each day of the added to the management the marathon you always stick in one achievement that nobody's gonna get yeah i know somebody knuckles had that one

yeah yeah the marathon yeah complete every track in the game in full five times that no no no this one it was it was marathon it was like it was ten or fifteen tracks and they were really difficult there's only one or two but something about No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no two tracks flawlessly, then failed on a third, you had to go exit it and think about how to start it over. I found that in this game, it's getting a good time is based on the bike you choose. But if I use the pit viper, you lose so much speed on landings that sometimes as fast to have the roach, even though it's not a...

You and I are in the longest game of hunt right now, and trials fusion challenges. And so we've done two letters over the last two and a half weeks, so yeah, that's going to last for the next couple of months. I like the week over. I'm going to try to pick completely, and now we're just doing our answers. We just changed what Hunt was. That's fun though, because we're doing a live version of Hunt's works. Which two weeks in and it's H to H.

Yeah, the other day. Yeah, the nerf they nerfed it says, this is from trueachievements.com. They got changed on 12, 23, 2009 with a new game update. All of the hard tracks included in the original twenty four track ultimate endurance tournament have now been removed they've been replaced with new lower tiered tracks and the total amount of tracks in the tournament has been lowered down to twenty so they made it easier over time but yet what it's still twenty tracks that falting back to back to back yeah that's trials each

details the first trials is not even evolution to check yet it's way it's much easier now, because then I remember being so it was just like Impostible maybe I'll go back and try it. I'm glad and play trials each day in ages the other day Gavin corrected me on the trials fusion Theme song. Yeah, I thought it was welcome to the future well man machine the future. Yeah, that's what I said And I said why would you run future with the future? It was just a dumb song. It's so dumb No, it reminds me to the future man machine the fusion Why would you rhyme future with a few just a dumb song? It's so dumb. It's so dumb. You know lyrics? No, it reminds me of that. Welcome to the future, man machine, the fusion.

No, at the same time. I don't know. Because it's cultural. It's a huge issue. The next line is light years ahead of evolution, which is pretty funny. I already stopped playing the game. I'm glad that you guys like it. I don't like ever saying anything negative about a game.

But I just, that game gives me agitated. I just like, I played the game, I just like, I got it. And so I found a mobile game that gives me that like quick fix. Oh, Trials Frontier. No, I played Don't Touch the White Tiles or Piano Man. And I got these guys infected with it out at our latest immersion shoot. Where we just happened to be at, oh, I can't see what it was. No. Yeah. No, yeah. No, there's there's a there's a

mobile game a trials frontier which is a free-to-play game and it's trials but it's mobile so it's iOS and it's awesome. I want to clear I'm not saying anything negative about the game. I love the game the game mechanic when I play it it have you ever ever ended a session of playing trials and went like When you get it every time I quit the game I quit the game and I say I hate myself How it goes every time my end my life who is not a big gamer and I was no reason to recognize the trials franchise when trials fusion came I playing it. You know she was using her laptop. She looked up at the TV and she said, is this a trials game? I said, how do you know what a trials game is? She goes,

because this is the most frustrating game in the world to watch you play. So frustrating. Yeah. I have a thing where my control gets placed down very gently. But before me deciding to do that, it's like, yeah,ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff I look up on a screen 380 For how are you possibly happy that you die? 380 times the game that track you have to you complete it you can have 500 faults before it ends your game Stop or 30 minutes whichever comes first you get an achievement just for beating I did help even if I beat that I would I would slam my control to ground and then snap my x-fuck That would be like I've got a reaction Well, I was on those things like I can I have now completed every track in trials fusion like that's that's cool

That's a reward. That's an achievement So now I didn't even go back. There's actually so that track I played that I got 300 something false on There is a challenge in that. We're somewhere in the map, you hit something and it makes your bike invisible. And then you have to beat the entire map with an invisible bike. Fuck that. Yeah, so it's, yeah, there's some of the challenges.

I like to be consistent the whole time with your opinion on trials. I remember I was on the podcast when trials HD came out. This is that week. And you were talking about how mad you were getting, like, you got to land on a pixel. It's like one pixel. I guess it worked up one pixel just cuts it now and I don't know something about that game something about the physics

and how like the bike bounces I just get like it makes sense to me. It's a great great game. Yeah and it's really really well done and fusion fusion is great like the tricks and stuff it's a cool little addition to it but it doesn't take away from the core of the game so if you want to use it you can go crazy with it but if you kind of want to ignore and stay with like what you know, you can do that too. So I learned a really valuable playing that game. I've learned you know in the Xbox Choid little spikes that come down. It's exact distance to poke out your own eyes. Exactly what I've learned.

Where you from the goonies, Jesus. It's so far away. Good on. I just that game is fresh. And I, I showed these guys that mobile game was playing called piano tiles. Which, you suck. I have footage of these guys just playing non-stop in the Texas sun, just like, it's, it's, it's, it's a game where at any point in time sitting here

right now, piano tiles. You are nine seconds away from your highest score in this game. Oh, yeah. I always hit a bunch of things. My best score was like 7.6 seconds or something. Lindsay, be me, uh, screw you Lindsay. Oh, in the way, on the way home from that shoot, I delete it from my phone.

Did you? And Gus's car was like, I'm fully in it. Then you wouldn't have seen my latest score. So it's like, I'm thinking like Flappy Bird. Gus is playing it right now. Yeah, Gus is playing it. Oh, so is that, are you playing it on the screen? Yeah. So this is it. Yeah, this is, oh, your best so is that are you playing it on the screen? Yeah. So this

is it. Yeah this is your best is eight. So you have to tap the black tiles and they move down. And it's very simple. Oh look at you Gus. Go go go go. Oh wow. That's could be a new record. Gus. Gus if you break your heart. Oh that was great. You missed. You missed. He was the wrong one. So you just do that over and over over again and like we were like trying to shave like a 10th of the second off of our times We we we came up with different tactics like you can if the one way you just you go and want one finger really fast Just be your time You beat my dad right here How did you do that? Just beat your time Are you kidding me?

We shot the whole thing This was like 5 or 6 hours I've never got a blow, 8 seconds I just got 3 and 1,5 What in the fuck now? What is victory left? He pulled his leg out of his head Gus is running around the studio not even should it. He lost his head. Oh my god.

Watch out for the pinata. This is really seriously what a big deal this was on set. What just happened? If you were there, I've never seen Gus that excited about the shoot. If you were there, why? He was trying so hard to get on the shoot. I think I broke it. I'm really sorry.

Man, he was trying so hard to get on the 8 seconds. He beat my time. Oh my god. You feel insane? No, I don't think so. I get under eight seconds. You beat my time. Oh my god. You feel incy? No, I don't know I think it was seven point four. So I just got an update. Uh, Koo gave me an update He said the currently they do six percent. That's what to this day. That's what child's play runs as big as it's gotten It still runs six percent. That's incredible. That's amazing. It's so amazing that they do that. Is he watching? What? No, I just text. I text them and then I was interrupted by I just I saw a world victory lap wrapped around the post you you you you

You picked it off when you ran and then you ran by the post and it hooked That would have been great if it like yanked you off your feet by your ear Wow, so anyway, so that was it you'll get a dick to do it People are losing their mind. All right. Yeah, got your awesome. Yes. That was amazing So you beat Gavin's time. Did you do power thumbs? Oh Okay, what is power thumb? It's like you just do it with two like it really takes you you got to get used to doing it with two fingers because you don't want to Get in the way of yourself and I can do with the thumbs I said I didn't do this with just like

Problem is it's like when you do power thumbs like that you split it essentially. It's four wide But sometimes you got to go over like dumb, I might have to go three, this dumb, I might have to go three, and you have to like balance how it's all going on. This is the role of why you're at breath. Oh, I played piano. I ran for like 10 feet. I'm out of breath now.

You can even talk to your partner. So we gotta smash this thing over here or what? Yeah, I figured we would do it in the credits. Okay. We have a pingata. So many people have stopped watching the podcast because they've started playing piano tiles They they've said see now I like the game. I don't know in this terrible game

I like that we all had this little competition. I don't want to see people scores you will. Oh, you will I don't need that No, I know we mentioned the podcast. I'm going to get it tweeted to us constantly Yeah, you tried to fucking pull a prank on us. I did oh was constant. You tried to fucking pull a prank on us. I did. Oh, yeah. So that might be part of the video. But okay, because of that green screen that shows you your best score. Yeah. It's like I walked up and I had one. I had just I had been able to be Gavin all day. So I sent my best score screen to rising risinger. And he just photoshopped it for me.

The ride. No, it's not. But to be the scores by like half a second. And it made me very happy. But you'll jack you'll get a declare. The problem was it was too much of a jump. It wasn't believable. Yeah. Like you're, yeah, you're jumping between your previous best score and that score was 10. That's cool. It didn't match his talent level. Right. Also, the current score didn't match the best score. Yeah. He didn't vote a best score. That was high.

It fell apart fast. Did he ever meet a hundred and five? He wrote? No. No. I think I'd the highest I forgot was 78 and deleted that. I had it. It fell apart fast. Did you ever meet a hundred and flabby bird? No. I think I had the highest I ever got with 78 and deleted that. I do a thing. I do a lot like that though, but it's better because flabby bird, the better you get, you actually have to play it longer.

I think that was the problem with Doodle Jump. I was just about to mention Doodle Jump. Every time I get on a plane, I play one round of Doodle Jump to see if I can beat my high score from five years ago and I can't. And it's like, but you were like, what, 70,000 if I can beat my high score from five years ago. And I can't. And it's like, but you were like what 70,000 if I recall correctly? Somewhere there 85,000, 85,000. So it does games like Flappy Bird as well is their very simple mechanic. But the problem with Flappy Bird is that it gets harder to beat your score like

longer. Yeah, the investment or time. This you just have to it's harder for sure. But it's like, you're always like, I'll play another one, because it's only with five or four seconds away, and then you're chasing your own high score. Or 7.555 seconds away.

Yeah, exactly right. And that's the thing you said you liked about that game, was that at any time, at the time, we were still early in the day, you said, at any time, you could be 10 seconds away from your best score. I see, it was nine seconds when I showed up that day. Nine seconds.

And then you guys immediately started to be in the same place. It was arms race It was bad. I had three or four hours where I was in the lead and I was a cocky prick You know when I'd ever been below eight in our group until we saw a dammit Yeah, and Lindsay fucking destroy she beats you still didn't be Lindsay. Yeah, she's at 7.4. I think Yeah, so her tactics. She's also a palathama. No, I know when she beat it She thought she hadn't beat you. She's like oh check it out. I was like that's amazing

She's like yeah, still to beat dammit. she hadn't beat you. She's like oh check it out. I was like that's amazing She's like, yeah, it's to the beat them and I was like what are you talking about? I Love it and I also just read written that discover but reaffirmed that Gus is probably No offense. You're terrible person. You're one of the shittiest friends a person could have because He when I told him about the game. He got the game and he wasn't gonna tell me that he was playing it Because he didn't want to tell me he was playing it until he beat me. And that's what he does. Like if I find him new and I share it with Gus, he doesn't want to share in the experience with me.

He wants to go away to his little corner and get better at it than me. So the only way I'll know if we're like enjoying the same thing is once he's better than me. That's the only thing I'm really enjoying. Do you think Gus is also playing fog of world right now and just hasn't told you where he is? He absolutely is. Yeah, we were. He let it slip by action. Things been playing it for how long now? Almost as long as you. As soon as I told them about it, he was waiting for the cross. We were out at a shoot the other day and I wasn't needed on camera at the time and Bernie was out filming something. And it was a place I never been before and I was looking around. I thought I could just start walking and have fog of the world on. I could get all of this stuff out here and Bernie wouldn't get it because he's

out there. He's over there in the other direction shooting and I started walking out there, but it was muddy. So I forget about it. I took a picture of you while you're walking out. You did. I've definitely done that where I've driven through my neighborhood, like made the zigzags through like all the different streets I never go down. I'll do once. Yeah, I got it.

I didn't know that either. Who's a shitty friend now? I'm way behind you guys. I'm not trying to hide it. I feel like. Why didn't you mention it before? I don't know. We haven't talked about getting your hair clean up.

You're married to somebody from Australia. Can I say how much pain I was in from that shoot we just did? Are you okay? You already said it. So I guess you can. Couple of days after, my knees and my ankles were just ruined just limping around Because you said Before that shoot. I'm worried that I haven't hurt myself enough in immersion this season right and I saw what Michael did in another video

That's not come out yet and it was very impressive It was very right. This was the assassin's Creed high-d and no bail. No, that's our last episode of immersion ever. Which, which, which actually we're gonna do in our text, but this could, that, the thing that we shot could have been our last immersion, official immersion episode ever. We have two more left in the season and we might do a special one at our text. We probably will. But, like, officially in the season, like that'll be our last one we ever shot. And it was by far the most fucking dangerous one we ever did. It was the first time where every attempt i was mentally prepared for a broken arm or something break up and i was like

i've never broken a bone but this is it that's the only there is a moment is exactly how it went down it went down like michael stop step michael stop stop fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck and it was really quiet and blaine goes, I got it. He has the camera in his ear.

That's all he said, really quietly was, don't worry, I filmed the whole time. For any voice. It's so fucking scary. But thank God for people like Blaine who can pay attention. So never never stop recording. I like the immersion. It's fucking amazing.

It's just you have to do this Jack, what happened? It's probably gonna miss it. Immersion has been really fun to make But also because of the fact that I've been operating the phantom camera in outfits. I never would have dreamed It's always shots of me like doing high speed and I'm just dressed in my stupid immersion. I got to operate the phantom He did you did yeah, and I tried to push the button. I try not to murder you as I was This is a little come out and what a month or so Jack isn't this one it's a matter of fact yeah yeah you're first your first appearance I was I was done before you left

Gus was so pissed at me it was the most efficient I've ever seen anyone shoot in live action Jack was set up the experiment so we came out put him in a lab coat and yeah Jack was like nailed it shot my bit and I was like all right peace out let's and you weren't even there yet yeah I got there a 10 yeah I got I got to work earlier than I normally do. Really? I'm leaving from set, yeah. It was awesome.

So, I hate traffic, man. Goddamn, I hate traffic. Truck is terrible. So you get them out. I'm moving too, yeah, we're not selling my house. Really? Yeah, it's going on the market. Everybody's got the moving bug.

Yeah, well, dude, I sit through traffic 45 minutes each way and, no, I can get it for you. Totally. Yeah, we're putting the house up for sale. So we've been clearing it out, we're in touch not painting stuff and cleaning and you take a nice pictures of it. We're taking photos on Wednesday. So I'm actually leaving work early to go home and meet the photographer to take photos

of the house to make it look pretty. And so, you know, Photoshop out the cell light and stuff and make it look nice. And then, yeah, one couch in your house, house Jack that your cats just this it's one couch Yeah, and your cats really hate that fucking couch. No, that's really like it was a scratching post basically like they have I mean I've seen scratches. They're like in there like excavating like they put on little hats with lights on them To like go back. Yeah, I see like little signs are like cats with like hard hats on them They wait for the guards to go cone and they won't watch. They wait for the guards to go by and they're like,

all right, we're clear. They get in there with spoons. They put a scarf tank in little pieces of couch out of the door. It's like, if this is the couch here, right here, they're like in about this fall at this point. They demolish that couch. It's fucking amazing. No, that was actually, so that couch is in storage.

Wait, it's just the one couch? No, it's actually the couch and the chair. They've done the other one, too. Did you have to hide the couch for the one couch. Yeah, you said you catch and the chair. They've done the other one. Did you have to hide the couch for the footers? Yeah, I got a storage unit basically like the whole thing about selling houses you just declutter. You also declutter and you you depersonalize. So if you say got any photo or anything like that makes it look

like a human lives in that. Listen, here's the problem. Here's the problem. When you go to sell a house, you get the house exactly how you always want it to be like the moment before you move out of it. That's the problem. So I was like, oh, this house is great now. I did all the projects I've been putting in.

So I moved like my television sat in front of our fireplace because like it's Texas. We don't need fireplaces, but they build them in every house. And so like my TV and everything was set up right there. And then I'm like, okay, I guess we have to move it, but you know, it's a sell because people like looking at fireplaces and Katie's like, we have a fireplace. I know.

She lives in the house for a year. She has no idea we had a fireplace. I fireplace I know. She's lived in the house for a year. She has no idea we had a fireplace. I'm like, oh yeah, she's been in Texas now for about a year. Yeah, it's awesome. So she went like, it's a little time about a year. You know, like the only time I let a fire in the fire pit in my backyard is when I know Katie's coming over.

No, yeah, she freaking loves it. Yeah, she likes s'mores. S'mores are great. She's like, she never had one before. She's like, Fire is very calming to look at. It's very therapeutic. She's a very strong person.

I felt like I was more pit for New Year's and stuff, which now that's the one thing I'm a little sad is, I always do a New Year's party, we launch fireworks, and now I'm moving more into Austin, more into the actual city of Austin, and that is totally legal. Just as illegal to score you are. Just as illegal.

Totally 100% safe. But I'm right on the edge of the line, just as illegal is where you are. Yeah, completely. Totally 100% say. But I'm right on the edge of the line. Just as illegal. Just as a fire. You can never get anywhere in Austin on the 4th of July, New Year's and not heard fireworks. That's true. Just a minute, you know what I'm saying?

Get like a candle and like hover it up and then just do flint and stale at the top. Little like miniature fireworks. For the ends. For the ends. And people. For all humans. Well, so you're going to move, huh?

Yeah, and then you're moving too. Yeah. And put moving to yeah, everybody's moving put in a place really I'm trading with someone He's going the is that what you're doing? Yeah, I never heard that I know you're moving into their place I liked the place the place to be built. I liked I happen to check it out and the person building it was like Oh you he's also the owner He's like you like you want this place to go. Yeah, but I still my house first. It was where's your house. I told him it was really, how big's a lot? I told him he goes, you just want to trade. I was like, oh, okay.

So how does that, so are you if to sell to each other? Yeah. Wow. At the same price. Yeah. That's very brilliant. You were just trading. I love the world works that way still.

Huh. It's so, it's like so weird. That's what you just saw. I'm sure I picked you, we have like two pieces of, two documents, we're like, you first. You're like, you're like, you're like, you're a key. It's like,. I'm just talking to you. I'm so happy to have two pieces of documents. You're first. You're like the keys. First place.

Second, you might have them both. You love that. Same time. So is the guy that you're trading with? Is he a developer? Yeah. Oh, so he's not like an average Joe. No, he's going to take the awesome.

That's awesome. That's way too much. Like, they can't open a window. They're like, hey, they're like, it's just too much communication You're probably gonna turn down turn down my house. I just like rebuild it. I see that That's how you get it redone Huh you run away to your house to knew when you bought it. Yeah, what's five years ago?

I was yeah, what about internet? Yeah started that five years ago I'm not gonna do it again You get what you have 300 meg internet right now. Did you know I've been assigned like a year-long contract for that one? Yeah, but if you move to a place where they don't service you're out of it Oh Gus's renovation of his house was a fucking nightmare. It was just like a hard cast. It was a nightmare for everybody. I remember being crushed by an AC unit in the back of a car

lens because it was a washing machine. Oh, I know. I was washing the set Prius. Wash machine. No AC unit. That was an AC unit that I had. Oh, right. You didn't put it in the back.

I was like, I forgot about that. And then I sliced my hands up and on a rusty washing machine. Yep. I just help people move up to was like, I'm not gonna about that. Can I slice my hands that put on a rusty washing machine? Yep. I just tell people to move up to some reason. I'm excited about moving though. It's gonna be nice. I've been in this house now for just over six years. And you own this house, right?

Yeah, I own it. So I'm selling that and like, that's one of the issues I have to sell that house to move to the new house. I think we're all excited that you're moving. Yeah, why not? Yeah. Because the only downside of changing into this massively awesome video about traffic was Jack Jack complaining for three months like when he goes like what's gonna happen how far is it from my house it's our place we were told over it and you can't

you can't deny as we were told over and over we will never move north of the river you say like this was gonna be a south-based company for all like forever we heard over and over and over you bought your house before the company and I Superlute up for five fucking years. I don't want to hear anyone talking about Last office was north of the river was in downtown. Well, that was the whole idea We bought this new building. We were gonna stay south like we weren't gonna move north and so I said cool. Do you remember it was said ask Adam bear he bought a house in Free

Ever saying that ever Gus Yes, see I'm bare he bought a house in free You remember me ever saying that ever Gus Yes, you really we never know North of the river we would never move the company north of the river Yes, he was fucking When I hired old man home and CEO he fucked up the big plan. I guess that's what happened So I was like all right cool. It's not a big mission. Just fucking straight up the window We looked at a couple buildings. I was like you know off like 290 and like head towards the airport Like okay, it's a little bit whatever I can live with that now. It's like oh wait

We're gonna put you in Cedar Park and like oh fuck Yeah, because we are in Cedar Park now people are not getting pissed because they've downloaded PNOTiles They're playing and it's telling them to take a break. Oh, you can turn that off in the So you can absolutely turn that off. It's very important that you do oh man It's irritating. It is irritating. So we need a blindfold Gavin and give him a swing at that thing I think we're we're about ready to wrap up. We should I'll smash it get ready to do our oh wait I got I send this photo to I gotta get this to you Patrick somehow Holy shit play from your laptop. I don't think I can I don't know how I don't want to learn

No, we're gonna do this as soon as I figure out what my problem Patrick I'm sending you an image to put up on the thing real quick. Alright, I got this for camera. So what else do you got going on this week? Anything interesting? We're doing the patch on Wednesday. You got that new set. That set looks cool, is that all?

I'm really happy with it. We started concepting it and talking about it back in December. I have a question for you. What happens if you want to put a fourth person on the patch? No, the patch of the three person show. So it's always going to be three. Green screen, baby. Yeah, and we'll incorporate the green screen.

The funny thing about it. And we're actually about start modifying this. In fact, we put up all these Michael theme shirts that gets his Michael's bachelor party. We haven't talked about that. Yeah, yeah. He's got his bachelor party, Michael. He's a bachelor party.

Yeah, we're going to be retooling this. This is obviously, last week, the podcast was pretty dark. This week, I feel like it's a little better. We're still trying to figure out the this. This is obviously, you know, last week the podcast was pretty dark this week I feel like it's a little better. We're still trying to figure out the lighting and all the decoration and all that stuff It's a work in progress. We're going to see some Some retuning and some repolishing on the set. What was amazing to me was watching seeing the pack the patch set in real life and Walking up to me like what the hell is this and then you sit on camera. It's like all the up. It looks amazing Yeah, I think when it was under construction everyone looked at it and he'd like, what the fuck is that?

Yeah, it's a touch set and he'd go, what's it gonna look like? It's just a bunch of pictures. No, no, it's like lights and acrylic and it'll be, it'll be like, that sounds like the stupidest thing ever. No, no, it's gonna be cool. Why do you wait to take color? When they turn in the set design for it?

Yeah, this is Gus. So much Photoshop this, all right? Nion Gus celebrating his victory there. If you're listening to the podcast, the auto version, somebody Photoshopped a picture of Gus, like the Nion cat with Rainbows flying off of him. That was, I'll try to find who that was real quick. But when they had the,

that was Maurice underscore V. Did that, oh, nope, sorry he retweeted it. That was Zachary Maynard that made that. Zaymaynard, Zaymaynard 91. The, when they turn in the set design for the patch, I immediately call the meeting. I was like, what is this design you turned in? It's colorful lights.

And they show me like different examples of the work that they had done previously and all this stuff. And I was like, okay, okay. But like literally the whole time they're building this set, I'm like, I have to see this on camera, I have to see it on camera. And then when we saw it on camera, I was like, all right, perfect. And actually the cameras that we're using are set up like I have to see the time camera I have to see it on camera and then when we saw On camera was like all right perfect

Actually the cameras that we're using are gonna get way better too, so yeah, we'll be improving those Very very happy that like as soon as we got into stage five we had we people are already start to see the things like the patch set Was one of the things we wanted to kind of hit the ground running with and like I said this sets gonna go through some modifications on the fly Yeah, like even you know the modularity and we'll explain this more later But you know the fact that we can swap sits in and out and well even even like achievement on our like we upgraded some War stuff like we got our mics on stands are desnow and it's it's yeah go ahead you go get your blindfold up I will get your blindfold up yeah happy I say something real quick. I've never gotten involved with the pimpata where we didn't go to the hospital afterwards

I'm not kidding. We're right by the hospital now. That's true. The gel and the gel children. So it's just perfect for a blindfold on being told. So Gavin, get over there. Wait, no blindfold. We don't have a blindfold, I guess. Well, do we have to pull the pinata up and down?

It definitely looks uncomfortable. I've never seen you look uncomfortable before in my life. And you look really uncomfortable. All right, so Blaine's going be pulling on the pinnacle. Well thanks everyone for watching, we'll be back this Wednesday with an episode of the patch and next Monday with another episode of our team contest. Alright, happy best with Party Michael. Oh shit! Hey, dude! What? Are you okay? Yeah, okay.

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