Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #272

Episode Date: May 20, 2014

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Well, it was kind of mumbled but so this week Goss Gavin Michael Bernie and Gus as always welcome back guys Welcome back to you. We were out of town. We're back though. We were out of town for the last podcast though. Where are we? No, we're here Everywhere okay, we know it was a segue to talking about us. You miss your year of your Lee anniversary the patch Oh, well, I called the first anniversary. Is that okay? Yeah, you can't because that technically is correct That is the first anniversary? Is that okay? Yeah, you can't because that technically is correct That is the first anniversary. So what is it? First annual first annual right Because there is no first annual first annual would be if we had it at the first episode of the patch

We're like hey first annual patch makes no sense We plan to have a patch every year. Yeah, make sense. No, it's your inaugural patch So we Sometimes that we rehashed this discussion How are you still wrong? Repatch this. Listen, I'm just getting clarification here. I'm not arguing with you. If we look back in time, at the first RTX that we had in the dirt patch next to the office, the inaugural RTX.

Yes, now that we've had more than one on an annual basis, can you now refer to that one as the first annual? That's an interesting question. I would say no. I can tell it's the first article of the year. That's a few years. That has been stubborn at this point. It's just, yeah, that's a good question.

But I'm still right. I can tell by the way your face is resting tonight, like the way the face is hanging on the skull, that you're in a fighting mood. You're in like a little, you're going to start some arguments. Do you want to fight it? Do you want to fight them? No, I'm just waiting. you're in like a little, you're gonna start some arguments. Do you want to fight him? No, I'm just waiting.

There's so much of this, this podcast comes so preloaded with stuff, because so much stuff has happened this week that I know there's gonna be a couple different discussions that could become heated and or completely disgusting. Heated. Yeah, I think that's like the signature of the RT podcast. Heated and or completely disgusting. Yeah, Gavin was a wreck in Los Angeles.

What happened to you? He was a wreck. Well, Gavin was not present for the way when was I wrecked in LA? He's telling the story when you at lunch, when you shit yourself. Yeah. That would be when. Yeah. That would be the time. I only shit myself in LA. When was I aware? We have been about you shitting your pants. And the first. I only shit myself in LA. When was I aware of that? The week has been about you shitting your pants. And the first one was I shit my pants in LA. Then I shit my pants on the plane back from LA. So why would you question that now?

Yeah, I was just because most of the pooing has been here. Right, but it started there. I forgot that it started on the, yeah, absolutely. Right. Like you literally couldn't come to something in LA. I asked him, do you want to extend? And he goes, no, I can't. I'm no longer a human or something like that he was very concerned about how did you get on a plane when you were which by start at the beginning what happened I don't

know this story so I don't know what it was I think I had food poisoning the only thing I can think of that I had that was weird was the Alan gave me an oyster. He did. He did. Did Alan have to show? Did Alan or were oysters anywhere? Did you just have like an oyster in his pocket? Oh, okay. When you tell us, the only thing that was weird is Alan gave me an oyster. We're walking down the street in a hundred degree weather. It was in an out burger.

Did Alan get the shits? No, I don't know. I didn't go down to take the colon. How you doing? Finish telling your story. What happened? Alan gave you an oyster? He gave me an oyster.

He gave him an oyster shooter, which is like a shot glass filled with blended oyster and tomato juice. And hot sauce, yeah. So I just slept that down, and that was fine. It was kind of like, oh, then the next day I took a like a champ by the way. I was at a restaurant. I have a breakfast. And I was sat like this.

I sat like this, like resting in the sun. I was like, did you do anything different? What do you mean? You were sitting and you're like, I was sat like this. He just moved around in the chair. I was sitting like this. What I've done is I've repositioned it so my anus isn't under me. It's like in front of me. Yeah, it's all about the angle of the anus. Audience who were listening, Gavin slightly moved his anus. Gavin went from a puckered position to unblockered. All right. So I'm in there. I finished, you know, finished all my food.

Just out there. Whatcha then? Like pancakes and eggs and bacon and stuff. It's a lot. And then it's not relevant. It's about to be very relevant. My anus. It wasn't like you sometimes you can gamble on a far And you you can bet the wrong way on it. Right. Your separator doesn't work. Yeah, but what happened was is that my anus just leaked water Like who we were and I was like what it went like this? This is while you're still at the table

Yeah, I was I just sounded like Like a like a slushy wet and I was like I was a weird fart. I didn't even see that coming and then I was I just sounded like like a like a slushy wet and I was like I was a weird fine. I didn't even see that coming and then I was like, huh? And I was like, oh, oh, God, have I like so I just like I'll be right back. I was like, I'll be right back. Did you tell anyone of the table anything or just just said yourself? Be right back. He was so I think pretty much at that point. I'll be right back. I was just going to nip to the bog.

And then to the bog. And I felt it like, we're're just going to nip to the bog. Nip to the bog. And I felt it like, we're running. But we'll just know the bog was already in your pants. So I went to the bog room. Oh, it's the bog room, guys. Which didn't lock. Oh, my God. Which is nightmare.

Pulled it down. Absolute catastrophe. Absolute danger zone down there. Bumbled up my underwear. Got rid of that, threw it away. Spent about 20 minutes cleaning just the... Just swampy... Did you leave a trail from your camera through the bathroom?

No, like slugged, like a shit trail? No, so I finished a lot. How long do you estimate you were gone from the table? About 25 minutes. Which is why when I came back, I knew I couldn't lie about what had happened. Because I thought it was obvious. How many people were there? Just mech.

OK. So I came back to the table. So you had to clean. Came back to the table when I was like, I'm going to fire myself for a half an hour. Yeah, she was just messing around and I'm going, I came back and sat down. I was like, I didn't even sit down.

I just stood by the chair. I was like, I've shit myself. I didn't even go to leave immediately. And she was like, OK, I've shit myself. I mean, we've got to leave immediately. I was like, okay, I've got up, and then in the car on the way back to her place, she's like streaming with laughter, like crying. So I changed that, changed my jeans. I just felt really uneasy for a while, the rest of the day.

Got a plane. Let me ask you a question. While you were in the bathroom, did you at all look for windows to climb out of or anything? No. Or the electrician's like, I can playing. Let me ask you a question. While you were in the bathroom, did you at all look for windows to climb out of or anything? No. Like the ever-courtier mic I can escape. I don't have to go back to the table. Did you like start hanging yourself

and just ended all right? That I was the good one. I thought about pulling the back of the toilet up and just drowning myself in the cell. So it was gross to do it in the toilet bowl. So yeah, I was holding the door shut. Someone tried to get in while I was doing that. So I was just like, I'm in here.

For 25 minutes minutes Please don't I'm going my underwear away. Give me a minute Then I got on a plane and that was terrible decision uneasy was it the same day? Yeah, wow Yeah, so basically went to the bug right before in the airport got everything I could out. Oh at this point It's just water so it's an ongoing problem that you had yeah, it's just wet. It's like wet water coming out my bum wet water. Just bum we got on the plane. And uh, fell asleep. Oh, no, that's a does. Do you ever listen to the podcast work? Don't do that. My bum, my bum relaxes in my sleep. my bum relaxed in my sleep. I had a repeat scenario. I then had to repeat exactly what I'd done in the restaurant except in a one foot by one foot plane bathroom which wasn't easy.

So I've now got no underwear on and I'm in jeans. There's about 40 minutes to the flight left. That is for no safety barrier. I'm feeling even worse. I think the altitude is like boiling all my water. So I was just sat there like this on a plane and that was the longest 40 minutes of my life. Just holding his asshole together. Just like trying to clench it and not even think about like relaxing my a-dice for 40 minutes. What the hell?

Now, when you shit yourself on the plane, were you sleeping, you shit yourself that woke you up or did you wake up and you would shit yourself like, how long are you sitting in your shit? sleeping? You shit yourself that woke you up? Or did you wake up and you would shit yourself like, how long were you sitting in your shit? Or was it the smell that woke you up? Did I wake up maybe? First, right? Were you like sleeping in it for like a-

Were you crying and crying? We were crying. But that was a lie and for the toilet. So you were singing your shit while you were waiting your whole day? I was just holding it. It looked like the line wasn't there before you went. It was. Oh really?

What did you mean? Oh, I was saying so you- I thought when you came out you saw a line that people would be over there. I looked at the line wasn't there before you went. It was. Oh, really? What did you mean? Oh, I was saying so you, I thought when you came out, you saw a line of people being over there. I don't know what you're saying. You went away in line? Oh, were you standing there? You were sitting.

I was stood. You pulled out your crap up. And you're just like how long were you in the tiny bathroom in the, in the plane? About 20 minutes. If you're in there too long, they'll knock on the thing and say, there's a problem like that where you're then making a plan. And I would have replied, yes.

Yeah. I mean, I get some underwear. That's that in that situation. They'd want him in there. No, okay. So yeah, I cleared all that up. I put like 10 layers of toilet paper in the bottom of my jeans.

That was my new underwear. That helps. And then I survived. And then that night I went to sleep and I put the bed in the night. Did you really? The poo fairy visited you? You leave a dollar then leave a turd it's like the reverse two spares. That's the worst fairy of all. Did your sheets take a beating? Yeah change those. Burned them and then

Yeah, basically in the span of 24 hours. I shit myself about five times So you don't two pair of underwear and it says sheets at this point. I was down to underwear set sheets I kept the sheets. I just washed them. I didn't think it's worth throwing I'm a pants are right on the verge to because they survived two shabby Yeah, do you throw them away? Did you keep them the jeans? I've got yeah, I throw away Where they really tight jeans like do you endanger of like a pressurized squirt coming out? All right.

I just said it for some reason. That just seems like too much to read. It's in the bag in my head. Yeah, oh, I've started to solidify. I guess today, have you taken anything? No, like what? Like Pep Do or Moody. Are you going to be funny for not taking anything?

Or something like this, if you're sitting yourself? Gus, you had a stomach ache for a year and a half straight. A year and a half straight a year and a half straight The modium doesn't fix that and I had to like practically make the point for you to the doctor myself Yeah, but it's like prescription stuff. It's like an easy fit. Instead of over the counter over the counter shit take take something I've got some of my back right now. That's different. That's me shut up. That's me. I believe every meal question in retrospect leave every meal early. That's an interesting question. In retrospect, I say no. No, I was still right after after. But now you smile, it's bigger is your eyeballs go further up into the

air. I've been pretty dehydrated recently. I told you to drink more. I just got a beer right there. I'm just pulling on the waterway. It's going to help. Red bull. Red bull on a beer that'll hide your. Yesterday I had my first thought in five days. Congratulations was amazing to have an a miss filled with air instead of water. You've had your first water. Gas part instead of your first liquid part. Yeah, it was good. And now I'm all bats and all my

thing. I think do you think you'll ever regain the confidence that you had before? Or the tragedy. I just changed. I've been. We've already talked about it. Like, you know, there's been a few incidents in a team and a hundred like here and there. You know, Jeff's about it. Like, you know, there's been a few incidents in a team

and a hundred like here and there, you know, Jeff's had a couple accidents, you know, there's been some close calls. Gavin has always like gone on about how he's never shit himself. And in the Matt and the span of like 24 hours, he's become the king. Yeah.

I bought it from zero times to yeah, to five like most ever. You had three more that you ever told us about. What? Oh, you had the bed. I had one in the shower. Oh, it's during the show already. I know. So that was the easiest one. And then another one in the bed again. Yeah. It's a new nightmare. Your nightmare. I don't point out the audience

that outside of the achievement on our office, we're batting like a thousand. Nobody else is shit. They're pants. As far as I know. Well, there's no one else outside of that office of brags about it First either way what I did was nothing compets of what you did what just You're gonna bring that up again because that that's weird and sexual I didn't I didn't say the the best part of that story I left out the the kicker at the end. What was it when I woke up? I was holding Jeff's hand No I left out the kicker at the end. What was it? When I woke up, I was holding Jeff's hand. No. No. No. Every woman got, I just got green with silence.

No, I was, you should come back to my face. I was totally willing to accept it. I was like, oh, having an illness and, and, and and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, They're all really damn really shitting yourself. They're all horrible next to you doesn't know that like you just jizzed your pants If you shit yourself on a plane people are gonna know Like do we tell too much personal stuff on this stuff? That's a pretty personal I'm totally I probably shouldn't have a knife I'm drawing you into this because of I had to tell that story. I think it took me a year to tell that story Yeah, it took me five days to tell my that let me do what you thought to like one

of your hypothetical scenarios you like to come up with. If I gave you today two million dollars two million dollars cash walk out of here today with two million dollars, but for the next 20 years, anytime you have to take a poo, you have to hold someone's both their hands and make eye contact with them the whole time. The entire time. Otherwise, you can't go go the bathroom you have to find someone if you're in public that will hold both your hands and make eye contact with you While you go poop. Oh, so it's a different person every time. It's just anybody you can just you have to hold their hands Okay, and make eye contact with the person. How much by game? What's that two million? All right So I put out a bad and I say I'll pay you a hundred grand a year to hold my hand while I put There goes all your money hundred grand out to a million ten years. It's a

$20 20 years Ten years you pick a million oh, yeah, I just did it for the experience Someone It's amazing you came to the exact number. You can't even think about it. I'll do it. You can't hold your hands and look at you while you poop. How's that light story? You can find a dude to do it much cheaper than that. I bet. What did you do to someone? No. You went for a year. Fucking Gavin starts high. For a hundred billion a year, you wouldn't do that. What you have to do is hold someone's half I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm job. You have to do that with somebody. Think of like all the like involuntary squeezes of the hand. It's too much. You're sleeping in the middle of the night. Like, Hey man, I got a real emergency. You got to come over right now. It's a fuck. All right. You're right there. I would have had a travel with you on the plane into that. You just went out of feeling that you're going to poo. Oh, my God. When someone's ill on a plane, is anyone a doctor?

But for us to be like, is anyone a poo watcher? You know what, I've heard that when they say that, a lot of doctors don't say anything. Liability? Yeah, liability. They just don't say anything. I'm like, yeah, there's someone just choking for that and so guys renew.

Someone told me that. Don't they have the hypocritical, they aren't they obligated to try that? I know that the hypocritical covers that they have to do something There are a lot of jobs where there's too much pressure on that like a pilot is Responsible and can get arrested and jailed for his job if he does it wrong scary a lot of people can do that Well, what can I do at my job that will get me arrested?

Tell that story again probably I don't think there's been there's been there's like comedians not recently Lenny Bruce was arrested for obscenity. Lenny Bruce, uh, stand up comedian. He's one of those comedians that all other comedians love, you know, like, uh, comedian is comedian. Yeah, comedians, comedians, like, uh, Colin Quinn or Andy Kaufman, you know, yeah, Lenny Bruce is one that everybody talks about. He was a guy, you know, earlier part of last century that was like arrested for obscenity and stuff. I think it was around the 1950s. Yeah, 50s and 60s.

Yeah, was he? Yeah. And he got arrested for just blue material. Yeah. Luca, was it the two live crew guys got arrested a couple different times? Oh, right. For performing shows. I mean, they're obviously trendsetters and it blazes the trail for guys like you to

come along and shoot your pants over the public airways. How do people do it before the internet? How do you talk it before the internet? I have to talk about the idea. Shitting themselves over the broadcast television. Thank God for net neutrality. Thank God for the internet. But that was the reason why you could not attend the,

you guys did a live stream with rock star for Grand Tough Dotto. It wasn't worth me. I would have just been sat there squeezing my bum cheeks. You were still sharing yourself. Yeah. Yeah, I was I was texting you at the time because I was still in L.A Yeah, and I was trying to say why aren't you on this thing? You're like oh, I'm home around laid up from pooping And then I kind of find you were in your office the whole time. Yeah, I take a sick day for poo He was fucking miserable all day. I'm still so never taking a sick day of any job in my life No, you're dumb. That's why you take sick days to now somebody else's companies We get so fucking sick as you were here. Yeah, well cuz I've pood. Yeah, oh

About that too is by the way, it's about getting sick and poo. So that's the day. He's just like all morning Sturving segway by the way speaking That's great. So I'm like what the fuck is with you and just like wait for the let's play side the way like two hours You're the story till we got going and he's like oh shit myself So he's going on on about it and in it was either before and I think it was in the middle of the video right afterwards He was just like oh, oh, oh, and then he checks his pants To make sure he thought he shit himself. What does that mean? He checked his pants pants That he put his hand down his pants. He like rubbed his pants pants see if you shit himself. Did you really? Yeah?

Right, so he does this He could wash his hand he does that and he's like how I'm clear and then immediately rubs his eye Like wipe your ass hole rub dry What also A-T's my a-ness your hand was in your pants inside your boxes. It's close enough to the right Oh my Covered in shit I took my hair to the bottom of my jeans to the butt you put them inside your jeans no in my jeans

Yeah to the bottom, you put him inside your jeans. No, in my jeans. Yeah, inside your jeans. He only says no to me and that says what I said. Yes, inside your jeans and then what'd you do? I just touched the bottom of them, sift their wet inside. Yeah, what you want to establish that this environment is a mess with no containment facilities at all. It's just like you were expecting to find poop. I was just making sure Guys let me ask you You poop your pants. Do you need do you know it? How many what how many steps of verification?

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't know it. I'm pretty sure I would Give you what I had him and see if you know the process or is that it then you're done like you need like third party verification? What's this shit? Is this shit? Does somebody taste this? The weirdest thing about it is is that it's... Oh, weird. It was only liquid.

It was never at any pieces of poo. It was just bummed liquid. But it was body temperature. So I didn't know. I was that weird. Well, because you can't tell when it was come out It wasn't cold like normal If your pants are wet from the cold water you know there's water

As referred to shit more is water than Gavin tonight everything comes out of his water this and water that in the history It's all crap. It is. And there was nothing. In the history of the podcast, I've never heard the controller yellers to shut up as an official direction. We've officially been told to shut up now. All right. Well, what do we just take a blade to that part of the time? I know we'll stop podcasts now. Hey, everyone. Welcome to the podcast. Who we got this week. Oh my god. No, there's no way we're cutting that out. So thanks, that's fucking awesome.

We're all glad to hear. We're all rooting for you and hoping you have a speedy recovery. Should make that link dump interesting, that's for sure. Nope. There really will be a link dump. Literally this time. Hey, why should I not update my Mac? What's the problem?

There's a fucking bug. There's a bug that Deliche used your folder? It doesn't delete your user folder. It hides it so you can't see Mac? What's the problem with this? There's a fucking bug. There's a bug that deletes you to use your folder? It doesn't delete your user folder. It hides it so you can't see it. What the fuck is that mean? There's like, it's not there. That means it's deleted. You can still get to it in terminal.

But it's still like, there's a high-density document. No, you still see, like you can see your desktop. You can see your documents. You just can't, if you open up Macintosh HD, you just can't see the user's folder. So if you go into documents, then go one up. That would be your user folder. Well, you told him that. Users.

There's a folder called Users that all of the user directories are doing. When do you have any to get in there? If you just, okay, just said, if you open up Macintosh HD, it's not there. You ever open up Macintosh, you ever see the Macintosh HD? I kind of go, I'm gonna double click on that. You ever double click that? No, why would I do that? Fuck it, nevermind. I kind of go I'm gonna double click on that you ever double click that no why would I do that?

Fucking nevermind I don't know who these computers different you So we won several awards to this podcast there's one right there. What the hell is that? I'm gonna point out the other week that the person who made the The Simmons master chief. It's behind, updated it and made a new version. It actually fell over, I'm gonna stick it back up. I'm looking the wrong way, I'll grab it, I'll show you. Oh, I can't wait. Talk about something else, bear. Guys is unhooking himself.

You guys want to talk about the GTA livestream? How'd that go? You played some games? Yeah. You guys, what you guys, what you guys are gonna play on that? A bunch of crap. But you crap. Yeah, we played some games. The mini games you guys played, were they there? Many games, you guys what you guys what you guys kind of played on that a bunch of crap but scrap The mini games you guys played did it were they there mini games for many games you guys came up with we came up with the like one of them that we played somewhere There's one of them was things to do. We just didn't I think it either comes out. I think it comes out this week the juggernaut

It's pretty fun. Yeah, just one lot better when we did it a little bit of a preview. Oh, yeah I mean somebody just stepped in and tried to play yeah Yeah, that's always think about those mini is that when you first play with other people, even the developers, you're like, hey, you know, you're the best in the world at it, because you're the ones that have ever played before. We went and played, they actually beat the shit out of us. We went and played Bungie at a Humpty Challenge. When they were developers of Halo, we played a Griffball against them. We fucking destroyed them. It was like the best thing ever. Especially as they had previously destroyed us, like out of the box games. And they're just remember the description of that one. It was like the best thing ever. Essentially, you know, they had previously destroyed us. And they're like in out of the box games.

And they're just remember the description of that one. It was like the first game. It was like trouncing. And the last game that described it as sadly quiet. Like everyone in the room just got quiet. Cause they were losing so fucking badly. It's like you know you're going to die. It's inevitable. You just like, I'm just going to try to get this over as quickly as possible. I'm going to let them. I'm going gonna try to get this over as quickly as possible. I'm gonna let them. I'm gonna help them kill me.

Remember that versus between Ryan Ryan that went on for like nine minutes and Rage's beat the shit out of him. It was a fusion frenzy. One or two or something. It was sad. It was like they set up the rules. This is like the first five or six versus episodes. They set up the rules and it was like a series of mini games and it's like,

okay, this will do. And it was Ryan Ryan and two bots. And it was like nine mini games and by like the third or fourth one, Ray hit fucking one every single like, Ray got first and then the computers were second and third and Ryan was like nine million points behind them. And it was just,

half of the episode was just insulting Ryan. Just waiting for it to end. It was fucking brutal. Great episode. Go watch it. I had that. I suspect the first time we sat down to play Mario Kart together. I was playing with the tilt controller. The tilt Wii controller, Mario Kart 8, and Ashley had the gamepad, and she fucking destroyed me the first two races. Like absolutely killed me. And I have a feeling she threw the last two races. I have a good first the end, but I have feeling you dad. Yeah, that's sad. That's a sad moment in

any relationship when it's like don't don't throw this. It's like that's like faking an orgasm. Yeah, it is. It's worth it's worth. It's more insulting. Yeah, absolutely. I have I have a sneaking suspicion. I'll have you in the face. What's that? Yeah. Haven't you? In my life? In my life? Yes. Why? Just to get out of this like busy and... I can't, I'm a good actor.

What did you, like, very quietly spit? There you go. How do you lie about that? You're a great actor. No, just leave me with someone you don't really know all that well. You sleep, you have a condom on anyway. So, not worried about like I'll be like Gavin with every single Gavin goes around the hands sanitizer and he but he shoots it

It's so fucking disturbing and then he has his iPhone like set at like spout levels all you see is this spray Oh, yeah, I made an auntie life. I forgot about it freaking it freaking out. I was trying to convince him. He should buy a Dildo that scores am Am I a load? Am I a load? You've never faked an orgasm in your life? I never have. Really? Ever. My hand cannot do. Never. What's that? I can never fool it. All right. Well, I guess I'm a load in that. I'm not going to do it until I'm like, oh, that was great. You look in the mirror and cry. I'm Gavin's calling away here. Gavin has a look of shot in his face.

Look at him. Someone you don't know very well. So it doesn't even know who you are anymore. So I mentioned it was one of the first few times with this person. Yeah. And then just decided you do it. Is more than one person probably? I mean, does it seem like that for a concept to me?

What's interesting to me is that probably like, like at first I was like, I was, maybe I could see him. I mean done it that means you've done it multiple times Yeah, well yeah, you guys would ever have like delay tactics of like extending stuff and after while you like I fucking delayed too much I'm just gonna be like now it's gonna be a long fucking time I know what you're talking about and sometimes just like listen the windows past what are you gonna do? I never thought to be like I mean basically that's the same thing I would say you get ended without a discussion basically Same thing There's no I like pretending something happens like listen. It's just yeah, if I'm not the first as well

I would have not had the conversation just not gonna happy if I was acting and trying to fake it I think I'd go over over the top of it. I wouldn't be able to match the same level of let's go ahead please fill it in but I was just making body fluid circuit for this part. I just don't know what you would have done at the moment where you because in your head you're thinking this is going nowhere I've got to stop this yeah and then you're like should I just, I'll just fake, they'll fake the climax. Here we go.

Ugh. What's that? I mean, you just, I mean, it's fake. Is it like anything else? You just fake it. I'm sure how to do it. No, good try. Good try.

I just pretty much like what you did, you know, but a little bit better. Oh my god. Oh. Yeah, I'm, but a little bit better. Oh my god. Oh I'm never getting to any add reads this whole podcast. We're so far beyond why you want to get away from like a horrible discussion No, horrible discussions are great. Did you see that I mean before you do an ad read you want to find They knew what they're getting into did you see that demonstration the guy did with the three connects and the Oculus Rift no, no, but it sounds awful.

He was waiting for poop or steam. He was just in the virtual. Three angles at once. He was in this virtual room. It was like a virtual office and there's three connects filming every side of him and it protects all the stuff around him and he said it was so realistic that he would sit down on a chair and there'd be a fake 3d table and he could stick his legs out and like spin around in the chair and his legs would warp through the leg of the table because the table doesn't exist right but he said it was so realistic to his brain that whenever he would spin he would tuck his legs in so he didn't like his brain would just do that on its own. Oh, this is it.

So we're showing you some video screen of this. Yeah. Uh, he looks like basic polygon. He looks like turn because the connection just getting that information in their quite far away. So it's not really very high resolution. Not really sure. I know what I'm seeing here. I just look at the reality.

Yeah, it is, but it's cool. He like pulls himself out of his body in a second. It's pretty cool. So how is this different of his body in a second. That's pretty cool So how is this different just like a normal Oculus thing? Yeah, because you are in there with it like all of his body is in there And his legs are in there just so you can see his arms and his legs. That's the thing. Yeah Like he is in there with his body, okay, and it makes him like No, it was a shitty resolution body. Yeah, it looks like turd It sounded much better and when you were talking about it before

I saw it. Yeah, yeah, it was not nearly cool. Blaine Are you gonna slurp that fucking drink all god damn nose? I already looked at him and he pretended like you didn't know where does he started? He was doing he's got a slushy shut the fuck up Blaine I got a slushy and it like was stiff so he was like shaking it and right as we started it was like And I went hey Blaine's off camera over here. I thought he was having asthma attack He literally he was trying to get every ounce out of that guy. Yeah I guess you really got to use a call recent college graduate and I always got a really Pinch every penny man. Not gonna let any of that fucking melting ice go to waste speaking of age. Okay. Can we talk about that for a second?

Okay, so we did these we did this somebody explained that was here for it because Gus and I were both traveling. So we weren't here for it. What was the thing this weekend that was done? Michael, you were here. Gavin, you know, the stream operation supply drop. There we go for our live stream. To benefit guys, all operation supply drop. They provide video games to either soldiers that are in a combat arena or an active service or are recovering from wounds that they got in the battlefield. Which is a really great service to go out and give those guys something to do. So we had 24 lives. So we had 24 lives to be able to benefit that and it did really well, raised a quarter of a million dollars to do it. And then a weird thing that had like happened in the middle of it is that I guess our community started tweeting at

Celebrities saying hey, can you retweet this and a poll list of celebrities online on Twitter? We're commenting and posting about this RT salute And one of them was blame graduated that day his commencement ceremony was that day And so he had posted a photo on Twitter of him flexing with his cap and gown on posted a photo on Twitter of him flexing with his cap and gown on our half his gown on and he tweeted at the rock and then the rock retweeted it basically and replied to him publicly which I understand that when that happened playing you like ran around the entire office. He was slurping out of two cups at once. That was awesome. That was all that was on Simon Pagan. A

bunch of really cool people tweeted. It's really awesome. That's awesome. Even Tim Schaefer today was very late. The party. Dan Grootchi. It's just a fucking idiot. He said, hey, go see the live stream. It was like 13 hours after Dendist. So over again. Dan was like, you guys have known that Dan being, you know, enlisted himself.

He's like, this is great cause. You have no idea how amazing this is. Go check it out. And I was like, fucking idiot great cause, you have no idea how amazing this is, go check it out. And I was like, fucking idiot. It was a good old day, ladies. It was like yesterday at 9 PM. He wasn't doing it as a joke? No, he's like, and then he even fought up a lot crap.

I don't know how to read. Here's Blaine's tweet of him flexing in front of the UT Tower. Oh, that's the rock retweeting Blaine. You're a huge inspiration. Caps and biceps, you rats. Is the rock really a huge inspiration? So, uh, Cara, see if you can pull a brain and tweet, it would be a reply to that one. Um, or it wouldn't be a reply. He just like did a tweet about it. This is some of the bugs that shit out of me when people do this. I'm so fucking glad. I'm so glad that I can talk about it. It's probably

not a reply to that one. Just go to Brandon's stupid fucking Twitter. Look at Mr. Farming. He's a Twitter calm slash stupid fucking Brandon. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And he goes, I can't believe the Drock retweeted Rissertief. My 11 year old self would be so excited by that.

And I, I see people do that all the fucking time. It's such a fucking insult, man. It's such a backhanded, like, man, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't go talk to him. Don't mess. Dude, like, 15 years ago, I saw what I cared about that. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You, you're not cool enough for me to care now, but when I was a little stupid kid, man, I would have loved that. When you were relevant, that was the old kids. Yeah, when you were relevant, basically. I mean, rock, rock, you said, what a big stars in the world. You never was irrelevant. And I was, I was even before people knew who it was.

I was talking to Brandebaugh a little bit today, and Brande had the dumbest excuse for why he did that, too. Let's hear it. Let's hear it right now. I think he's still getting set up. He's just standing in front of the thing and talk. He's still getting set up in front of our microphone and green screen.

Didn't he set it up? No, he actually doesn't set that stuff up anymore. But I read that kind of stuff. I'm really glad to have it because I read that stuff kind of all the time. With some people I know, and they're like, oh, my 15-year-old self would have been so cool to see this. God damn it.

It just bugs this shit out of me. Like we know who we like had like we're really successful I'm ready with Brando. Yeah Brando what's your excuse for this brand? No Brando with some elephants bring you look at James Renco And really you that something weird. All right come on tell your story what the hell all right? Okay, okay, I get it. But I was super, super butt hurt and pissed off that the rock tweeted a blaine.

I even think the blaine's that big of fan. So I sat there and I was like, maybe if I appealed to the rocks, emotions, and he's like, hey, there's another guy who's a huge fan of it, a fan for a really long time, maybe he would retweet me, but he did not. So you said the whole, my 11 year old self would have been excited by a tweet by the rock just to point out the fact that you've been a fan since your 11.

Yeah, I guess I should have said and now. No, you didn't have to. And just say, I was just like constantly. I was like, I don't only have a little amount of time. What am I going to do is see this. I got to get something here. I thought I had to get something out and it didn't work As opposed to I gave a shit about you 15 years ago. That's not what it said That's exactly what it's that no no you said my 11 give the tweet show the tweet. Where is it?

Unbelievably jealous that at the rock retweeted at be gibbles my 11 year old self just died I'm going to be a little bit more about the way. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it.

Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it.

Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's so insulting. We have other people like, oh my god. You either set that or you just accused the rock of murdering 11 year olds. Also, a sentence that follows another sentence doesn't cancel out the first sentence. You said it's on jealous and my y'all portion, my inner child would be so happy.

That's an inner child that's still a part of you. If you're happy, your inner child's happy. That's not true. And then in a child that's still a part of you, if you're happy, you're in a child's happy. Okay, Freud, Jesus. It's with Brandon. I get it. I do feel bad, but my heart was in the right place. Yeah, you fucked it up, dude. Did the rock retweet you?

He did not retweet me. He did, yeah, he did. He probably saw it, right? And was like, oh, his public is probably dead. You probably made him, Jesus, you probably made him cry. A little bit. Don't say that. Yeah, you probably made him cry. A little bit. Think about that. Don't say that.

You probably heard the rocks feelings. Dude, it's fucking 12 years old self just died now. I just want to point out that he likes playing better than you. Yeah, he does. Most of us have. That tweet proved it. All right, love you, Brandon. Get the hell out of there.

Bye. Why are there elephants behind you? I don't know. Go and touch one. There's elephants behind you. Take all the elephants. Give it up. All right, fair enough. Yeah, it's awful. But overall, that was a lot of fun. It seemed to go really well. Yeah.

I wish I, but we should come down for it. But my back is fucking sore at one point. What over your leg? No, that was fine. The leg was fine. The jump in the ball, popcorn with the scooter was fine. Later on in the night, while John was playing, I guess Kyle in Titanfall, we decided to have a real life Titan fight during them playing Titanfall. So it fell. He pointed it out. So John was riding on my shoulders and I was pretty sore in the morning for that. He almost prunked his head on these lights multiple

times, but he didn't. Didn't almost. No one's going to be able to see those. He almost prunked his head on these lights multiple times. But he didn't. Didn't. Almost. No, as he was able to see those. He was safe. I had him. I had his legs nestled safe in my arms. I want to put his foot.

He tipped over backwards and his. Yep. Directed by that. He just pombed the top of your head. He's like grabbed my skull and hit the top floor. And it's like a little kid. It was a good fight. I think we came out on top.

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be listening to to an audiobook I seriously fucked up in a game of Thrones thing yeah yeah I really messed up I went to I met some friends we went and saw Godzilla and one of the guys was there with his wife. And she has not read the books, but he has. And so we were talking about stuff to see. I'm really looking forward. I'm not going to spoil anything to worry. I'm really looking forward. Something's going to happen the season. And he goes, and he goes, but they'll probably wait till next season for it. I said, no, I think that event you're talking about is towards the end of this season, because it's the end of the third book. And this is the

end of the third book season. And he said, no, it's this. And I said, well, I've read all the books. You're not going to spoil anything for me. I actually actually had read all the books. I had like halfway through the last one. And he immediately dropped a huge spoiler on me that I didn't know about. I was like, I completely fucked that up.

And then there's a wife went after him going, I haven't read the books because you heard us talking about it. But you like way ahead. He went way ahead. So you know the end. I mean, when you say I have read them all. I did. Well, I, we were talking about the end of the third book. So I was like, you're not going to worry. I've said I've read the books and I have, but I hadn't read the very dangerous games. Yeah. I'm actually going to, after having said that, I then went home and finished up all the books. So if anyone wants to spoil it, it's waste time.

Did it unspoil it when you read the book? Yeah, fuck no I'm just waiting for it to happen. I just haven't watched this week's yet and Literally the second just starts talking about it. I just like run out of the office. Yeah, because it's the combination Have you seen it and then he's got the I've read the books elitism that always comes up? It's like well. It's the worst in the book Here's how I'm talking about we talk about the smug prick And I'm just like did you see the boiler cast we did for Game of Thrones? No, we had a whole corner over there for the smug

pricks who read the books. We're the library. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. I'm not watching the books. Okay. Get them on the cover. How the book works. I don't give a point. When the show goes off the air, we don't do anything game of thrones for like 10 months. Yeah. And then we don't come here.

That's when we watch it. We watch in the show. Who gives a toss about the book? Yeah, I don't do anything game of thrones for like 10 months. Yeah, I don't get back on the air That's when we watch it. I don't watch in the show because I talked about the book. Yeah, I don't want you It's spoiled, but I don't give a fuck. Oh, that seems very different. I don't fucking care I don't I didn't read the other thing not all that different not all that different the books are Very closely followed like there's after the episode Which is like two people in the room talking about it and they don't want a spoil shit But the smugness still rains like you know that part early in the room talking about it and they don't want to spoil shit, but the smugness still reigns You know that part early in the episode. Yes. Yes. I thought the same thing Indeed, you know, I can read are you aware that I can read

Red books, but then it's just like there's also during the episode where it's silenced and just Hmm, no, it looked I guess something happened different from the books There there was a big event that took place in one of the previous seasons I don't care. That's the big event and it was like you could tell the people read the books because they were like this when the moment happened Oh, yeah, they're like this. Yeah I fucking hate that I'm just completely devoid of that when I watch it at home It's just Lindsay and I watch it and we've never read the books or seen it We have the books now. She put them on our wedding registry. I'll probably never read them. I'll watch the show

Are you much of a reader at all? Yeah, I don't care about reading and I can actually read pretty fast It's just like I cannot commit the time to sitting there and just reading It's just like I've always rather do something else. No, it changed my life. It's just like I read But I just can never find like three hours to do. Yeah, I'm lazy. Yeah, the The the series if you want to really analyze like a series that's so different from book to screen is the walking dead series on AMC You can go back and read those graphic novels and it's like a totally different. Yeah, I actually read like the first 70 or 80 of those Yeah, I mean that wouldn't by like the third or four season you like okay that guy is actually this guy This guy is not alive in the books that guy's dead. She's been tortured beyond belief

It's like it's similar characters, but they're the past they take are just so different than the book. So you can try to call some people's hands are swapped. Yeah, pretty much something like that. Yeah, it happens. Getting back real fast operation supply drop. I kept getting tweets if you were like, oh my god, because it's going gonna be so pissed. Everyone's fucking up your set with going on with the set. And as I was like, oh my god, they're fucking up. They're fucking up the set.

They're trashing it. So I was so worried that when I came back into town Sunday afternoon, I came by the studio. I was like, I'm gonna clean the place up. Surprisingly, clean. Yeah, surprising put together. That was a high five. I was very impressed

I was I came in on Sunday thinking I'm gonna have to clean up a shit storm cold is cleaning it as we were fucking it up Like like a minute behind us like Gavin. I were fucking with popcorns like I fell in it It's like everywhere and then Gavin fell in it like huh, and then we're sitting down It's like and then I can't remember who and someone's like and now cold clean it up and he comes by with Top notch it was very fast It was almost as fast as curling whether like right behind it With a big pushroom. Yeah, see the dudes you do that circus. They just constantly on the fly cleaning The circus There's a circus coming to Austin and I asked Ashley what her like moral opinion was

Was it like clowns and crab? Was it just like acrobatics? I'm at the end. I got the most. No, but what is it suck? These days is that like, I don't know for the line in the chair. The guy with a great iPad app. You can play as the lion,

try to eat the trainer. They they have all that stuff. They got the elephants and they got the Tiger. That's cool. Isn't it? You still have to do that. Well, that's what he just said. Yeah, that's why it's big. You know, it's a big debate I think it's a much of a debate. I think it's it's fucked up. You do? Yeah, they should absolutely not have

This is a lot better. Zoo is still kind of fucked up But they shouldn't do a zoo, but a zoo is a world. It's nothing nothing at all like a circus People who run circus. It should be put in fucking jail. Really? It's almost as bad a sea world Okay, okay Circus and you don't think us Circus could be run humanely. I don't I don't think it's possible You cannot give and that kind of animal in the amount of space it needs Traveling city to city doing stupid shitty shows making it sit on a goddamn ball or whatever the fuck they do

So elephants they go mental sometimes. Yeah, they get like the goo from the a's and they go mental. The goal mental after years of torture or being chained to the ground. They just go mental anyway. Oh my God. You know, I talk about remorse. We were on that show at midnight on Comedy Central last week, the three of us.

Yeah. That was a rousing good time. That was really fun. I was nervous about it. It was kind of scary to be doing live jokes in front of an audience on the fly. Yeah. And it was really fun.

Yeah, they did a funny thing. We're doing the commercial breaks. Everyone comes out like, you guys are doing great. Everything's so good. Everyone's laughing. Everyone's into it. It's like they're trying to make sure you're still confident while they're getting cameras adjusted

or set up or whatever they do to do. Yeah, it was really fluffing your ego. One thing we should apologize for those that stand by line, oh, there's guests. So she's got good. For the audio audience. We're showing a clip right now of the midnight episode. You can actually watch it on Hulu.com, one of our sponsors. The audience was so good. They laughed at everything.

I was mean with zero. A false sign helps. Yeah, they, uh, apparently they had like, they had their normal studio audience. Then they had like an additional overflow area that they just filled with chairs because many people in there are like, watching it in the studio. Yeah, and when I got kicked off the show spoiler, sorry about that. I went back there and said hi to all these guys. Yeah, right before we go out like they're they're warming up the crowd.

Like, okay, you guys are about to go out. They're like opening the curtain for us to go. Bernie's like, oh, look, there's people over there. He's just like, wanders up. And the crowd like starts to say how do people in like the person who's supposed to get us out on the stage is like, what? No, no, no, where are you going? Like people and like the person who's supposed to get us out in the States is like, what no, no, no, where are you going? Like trying to grab him and drag him back to get on the stage now? After 12 years, I know that's annoying to everybody that works with me is like when I see our fans

I just always like walk up like before we in the middle of shooting something and I'll just walk up and saying a little people Gavin, Gavin Bernie don't be a piece of shit and talk to the fans Bernie Bernie don't be a piece of shit and talk to the fan. I just shit my face. Yeah, but apparently that to turn away quite a few people who who showed up. Yeah, yeah, and Southern California is, I mean, a geographical region that seems connected, but it's really just a huge sprawling area. And some people drove from like two hours away and they didn't make it in. Did Vinch wasn't there?

Oh, what happened to Vinch? And Vinch was one of the people I relied on for like a week, two weeks before I had to test it. He was really me, yeah. Setting me topics over, there were some topics on the iPhone, me and Gavin. Gus, you were like, I'm not participating in this. I was having a bad day, I could not, I could not be, I could not be involved that day.

What was so bad about your day? Like, so that was like a super shitty day. Like, because the way you were going to do in the back force and I had my snippet on subscribe thing, it was like, my grandmother had just had a stroke my dog was sick my realtor was like telling me bad shit about the condo I'm trying to lie shit and it was like and I was having to like paint and clean my house to get it ready to put on the market it was like I just I can't do all of this at once don't you keep thinking that you're gonna get to a point

of life when you get all this shit settled like you're just gonna be able to check some things off the list. We have the house checked off and I'm fucking redoing that apparently. Oh yeah, I just seem like you get there and you got a house and pool. No, like the pool, like last week in the pool, the fucking O-ring went out. And then when he fits in the O-ring, the O-ring, it's like a little gasket that plugs his shit to the changer pool. Shit's fucking leaking. Yeah, and it's doing that.

And then he find there's a crack in the top of the filter thing that they had to replace that. And then the cartridges were passed. It's like, I'm still just replacing everything in the fucking pool. It's just a closed system that circulates water. That's all it is. But it's like, it's like rocket science. No, no, no.

It's a fan science. No, no, no, no, no. The jobs are great O-rings. Yeah. Hey, what? I just got over one of those huge mild stones. It's and it's fucking planning a wedding. Yeah, and I didn't do it. Congratulations for 10. Thank you. This is your first podcast.

Support your wedding. You'll love the wedding. Thank you. It was a great time. When Z did all the work and I did nothing. It showed, but it showed. It's true. It was a very nice ceremony. It wasn't shitty if I did it, but I still had to put up with her talking about it for a year and a half. And I was just like, God damn it. Like she was getting more and more excited as it was coming closer and closer And then you know within the last two three weeks It was excitement and then a little bit of like sadness It was ending because it occupied so much of her time. Yeah of planning it and she was like it's kind of sad that it's ending

Right, I'm like I could not be more fucking happy that it's gonna be over. I can't tell you're like I don't want to get it done it over with but let's just get it over I think that's why a lot of women get pregnant quite quickly after the wedding because it's like the next project What's your statistical Analysis that brought into that conclusion that people get pregnant right away You need like a new big life goal. He's he didn't he Yeah, women's rights with Gavin with Dr. Gavin free. Yeah, no kids there. Yeah, they got married No, some people like it. I get what you're saying. That's not everybody that gets married I don't know everybody. He's cousin who's my wedding. We went to last year Who saw him at the wedding and like, you know, his his wife is

Ready to pop out of baby. They got married and was like, baby. They were like, the reason the women get pregnant after they get married right away is because they need a life goal after they were planning the wedding. He did say that. Yes. I mean, they could like, you know, have a life goal. You said, you're supposed to sell this one life and it's like, well, I want to achieve this.

Let's do it. Done. No need for a career. Yeah. Anything else. I think he's trying to create his additional. That's not. I Need for a career or anything else Is additional no no no you said there was like a life goal from planning the wedding to getting knocked up That is a new life go. Yeah, but you don't know that you're not gonna be like

I need something else to do I got all this time from not planning a wedding. My words all fucked up. Beat me, Mary. What's everyone gonna meant to about? Because you're like, All right, the lady gets married. She got nothing to do. Baby. No, she got nothing to do. Basically, what you just said. I just said she had extra time

because she wasn't planning a wedding. Basically, I was like, I don't know if the last time. You were just saying how linty was sad that it was not that bad, it was over. And, right, so she wasn't... You have to do it, Christian, baby. He still filled my time.

No, but now this space for like a new thing. I know that was doing a question. I still feel my time. No, but now this space for like a new thing. I know that Lindsay has a job. It's still like she's just a wife. Right. But I mean, I'm think they're what they're saying here is maybe there's something else they could do

besides having a baby. I'm set. Screw it. Are you having a baby? No, I'm not. No, yet. I'm eventually a couple of years, couple of years. That's two, two, three years. What's Lindsay going to do in the meantime? Young man. He's a, two, two, three years. What's Linsa going to do in the meantime? Young man.

He's a big fan of the best of all. He's been a Oscar in three years. He can play anymore with. Maybe you can play in a friend's wedding. I'm not going to be like, hey, I'm, it's time now. Just make sure you don't fake it constantly, because otherwise you won't work. Yes, man. What was your last big goal that you ticked off?

I don't know. I would say the midnight thing was a good one last week. National television appearance performing comedy on national television. So now you set yourself on you go time to have a baby. They kept referring to us as comedians. I mean don't get me wrong. It's not like landing a man. That would be awesome. I done that last week. If only I could buy another man cleans itself. Then my life would be complete. I mean, you know, you get the inherent light sound where we're calling you on it though, right?

You get what we're calling you. Of course he doesn't. No, I know it wasn't bad. I'm glad that you know. We don't call it you on it right now. We'll call that up for the next week. So that's the way it works. Get it allowed.

That was a big like what was your last big life goal? Like first is it life goal to shoot your pants? You fell short he's one short of six like a buying house as a goal. That's a good one coming a resident would be a goal All this stuff replacing all the wiring in a house You're fuck Don't get a house filled with aluminum wiring. Is your house a fixer upper or is it like moving ready? It's ready.

It's like freshly renovated. This year, freshly renovated. Yeah, the whole thing. Max. Yeah, I'm all that in the Y is 60s. If you had to boil all your stuff down, like what's your most important asset? My most like the thing that means the most to me, I guess not aside from family like your wife obviously is important to you But like the most important thing in your life the most important like physical thing like something I own sure

Whatever or your dogs or whatever whether you dog yeah dog. Yeah, how do you have two dogs now? I have two dogs two dogs now Yeah Olivier and what's it? Benjamin and Oswald Benjamin Olivier and what's the one Benjamin and Oswald Benjamin Oswald I don't know the names of your dogs and we're good friends and no I don't know the names of your dogs fine fuck it That's pretty rad they're pretty cool I think my sweet dog Joe the cat's my most important asset

That's my kids and family and so Louis K has that that bit where he talks about like when you give someone a puppy you're giving them an incredible amount of sadness like in 12 years yeah it's really true it's like here you give someone a puppy, you're giving them an incredible amount of sadness, like in 12 years. Yeah. It was just really true. It's like here you go. Here's the thing you're gonna be really attached to for like a decade of your life. And it's gonna die.

Unless you die before the dog. That's true. And it gets to eat your face or heart or dog. It's all time. We had this is gonna be a little bit of a bummer. We had a sad thing in my house this weekend. We there was a dead baby possum in my driveway. Terrible. I backed the car out

It was like under the car and something I got in it. Maybe was Joe not sure But got a little on the neck like a little Right there and there's some blood there and I was like oh no and I noticed it But didn't say anything we came back later. I didn't part the car over it part car kind of like back away from it and We try not to get some stuff at the store real quick and Later on my youngest kid Teddy, he goes, hey, there's a possum sleeping in the driveway. And JD goes, yeah, it's slippery.

And I go, yeah, I go Teddy, it's not, I think that the possum is dead. Sorry, I didn't know that you'd seen it. I was going to give it out of there once I got you guys all settled. And Teddy goes, no, it's not sleeping. It's not sleeping. It's like moving. It's first moving. It's breathing. He says, he says breathing. And I said, no, I saw that too. The first moving, but it's first moving, it's breathing. He says, it's breathing. And I said, no, I saw that too. The first moving, but it's the wind.

I took a look at it. It's dead. And he goes, how is it moving? It's mouth. And I was like, we're talking about it. So we're not there. I looked at it and it sure enough. The thing was alive.

So we like bundled it up and like we tried to nurse it back to health over the course of the weekend. And didn't like the kids don't know this but it's like, didn't make it. so I'm I'm in this like weird. I know. Yeah, the bummer somebody else can go Jesus. Really quietly. So I told my possum story on the podcast right. Yeah, you like several heads off. Did you know something? I was going to sever their heads. My wife got mortified. I mean, we call someone.

Well, that's what that's what you can say. You're gonna stare at the ground like a little was it baby possums? Yes, four baby possums. And he was just going to get a shovel and just be like, that is one. How can you do that? Here is the problem, Gavin. The whole time I'm nursing, this possum back to health, the whole time in the back of my head, the kids are really concerned about it.

They're into it. So we're like figuring out how to do it. And we got a little bit like a little box, a little bed and all that stuff, and transferred it very carefully into that. And we're feeding it sugar water. And the whole time I'm thinking, if we save this thing, it's just gonna grow up to be a possum.

Yeah, that's like, that's the, but it's like the best case scenario. Then we did have a long debate about like, if it doesn't make it, are we just kind of like extending this? You know, is it like a bad thing? And then I guess at the end of the day, we just realized it's like, you know,

I would, this is the lesson you tell your kids as an adult, I'm like, you know, it's always better to give something a fighting chance and just don't just give up on it knowing like fast forward 40 years They're gonna be making decisions about me. It's better to play the season out. That's really funny. Like just sugar I saw some strippers. I saw possums. I was like, they probably have typhus. I'm just gonna kill Like totally practical about it. Yeah, we were I think I didn't touch it or anything like that They were like but they were definitely into like trying to figure out how to like nerds it back to health So are you gonna tell them it like went to a farm or something? No, I think I'll be honest about it Right, the main thing. I'm not worried about the whole life and death thing. I'm more worried about the Like talking about the Louis CK thing the cynicism of thinking that they shouldn't tried You know what I mean? That's not worried about that. I'll just forget'm about to Louis C. K. thing, the cynicism of thinking that they

shouldn't try. You know what I mean? That's not worried about that. I'll just forget a way to like, talk to him about that. So I'll just show him this podcast. Yeah. I'm just kidding. Like listen, I got something to tell you here. But first listen to Gavin talk about how we should have lost Angeles. Yeah. Yeah. It happens to adults when they get older. Did anyone see Alan off to that meal? I did. She didn't shit his pants I thought Allen did not you told you Austin. I know he didn't shit his pants Everyone met Allen not a guy that would shit his pants. I like cool him call him up Yeah, Alan's baller. He would like post a tweet. He went to the Jimmy Kimmel show after that probably didn't show himself there Yeah, I was all we know went home went to the bathroom like a normal person

I was gonna go to that we got tied up doing something else out in and Burbank And I wasn't able to make it back. Well, I say what that is because so we while we were in LA we recorded a special supplementary audio a bit of audio podcast. So if you're listening to audio version of this podcast at the end of it you'll get an additional 45 minutes. We sat down and talked with Freddie Wong from Rocket Jump. Always a treat. Good to always chat with him. Yep. And Kumail Nanjiani from... Silicon Valley.

Much stuff Silicon Valley. Very smart. Very smart. Indoor kids. Indoor kids podcast. Yep. And we just had it for like 45 minutes. How did it go? Funny dude.

Yeah. Very funny guy. I've been a fan of his for a long time. It was really cool to get to meet. I don't know. It's weird to be like, you said like not cynical. Like actually be genuinely a fan of someone and be like, oh wow, it's actually really cool to meet you. I like the work you do

Yeah, so anyway, listen if you're listening to the otter versus podcast you'll you'll hear it here after we're done talking about Gavin's Shitting himself. Yeah, I'm listening It's you know, it's a slow process, but one thing I've noticed is that our audience is like Tends to be a little more resistant when we do guests stuff But it's one of the things like there's a lot of time to be trying new stuff and it's like it doesn't always work out at first I was watching the gauntlet today and the difference between the gauntlet season one and gauntlet season two is fucking amazing The gauntlet season two is like I think it's one of my favorite things I definitely wanted to favorite my favorite things that worked on last year

But you know, we just got to keep trying and trying different stuff and seeing I think this interview was really great It was a lot of fun. Yeah, I'm hopefully people enjoy it. I think it's our type of humor. It's very much in the vein of our podcast, just with a couple of special guests. And Freddie's an old friend. We were, I was actually sitting down with him because we were talking about, he was sharing his crowdfunding stuff again,

because we're talking about the upcoming Kickstarter we want to do, and he's done three of them now that have just been amazing. It really helped him take his production up to the next level. He is so nice and so accommodating. He had just been in in Tokyo and I didn't know he was in Tokyo at the time I emailed him I was like hey, can we come by your studio and record a podcast? Then I said he was tweeting in Tokyo. He's like oh, it's not replied with another email I'm like sorry, I didn't know you're in Tokyo. I'll find some world's to record and he replied like no

No, no, don't worry about it. I come back from Tokyo the night before you want to do this Just swing by the office and we'll we'll do this. I was like, okay, I show up to the office. He's like, oh, come in. Hey, let's play some video games. Like we sit down on this couch, we start playing video games. Like what are we doing? A podcast.

Like, oh, yeah, we'll record the podcast. Let's go get that set up. It just sets everything up. It's like, wow. Yeah, I met him at the Gondola season two. Yeah, nice guy. Yeah, it was awesome. The now-webby award winning.

Yeah. Got him. You were in that too. I was. Good job. Thanks. I was just watching the episode where you fuckers got eliminated Well, it happens make it easier for it happened fucking why would you not rig it? You played beach volleyball Why would you not rig it? Oh trust me the comments where you guys got eliminated? We're just like well now I know it is scripted because they limited the fucking best people the little people I want to watch on this with the little people I want to watch on this fucking thing. Miser the YouTube comments were like a misery for that episode.

Just like, well, fuck this shit up. I'm out. But yeah, that was fun. I had a lot of fun shooting that thing. I don't know if we'll do a gauntlet season three. We haven't even talked about it yet. But I mean, you know, RTX is where we started like the, where we always do some gauntlet stuff.

Maybe we'll do some gauntlet-esque stuff in the spirit of gauntlet, but I don't know. We'll see. RTX, I want to say it. I know Jack always jokingly says it. RTX is actually almost sold out. We have very few tickets left. Barbara's gonna fucking punch you for saying that. No, we're officially saying it now. Okay. So you definitely need to buy your tickets if you're thinking about going. If you're thinking about exhibiting, our exhibit hall is actually also almost filled up. We have very few spots left. So if you're interested to be an exhibitor contact Allen, go to RTXEvitt.com. It's awesome. Yes. We have very few spots left. So if you're interested in being exhibitor, contact Allen. Go to our takes event.com.

It's awesome. Yes. We get 30,000 people this year. And how many exhibitors over like a milestone number? Like, I think, 50 or more. Yeah, it's over 50. That's the last number I heard over 50. It's over 50.

That's awesome. That'd be great. And we've got tons of panels. We're inviting lots of people to come out as well that do online video and gaming. So it should be really cool. Like we were just talking with, have we announced that guys we were meeting with on Friday, who are going to be there? Do you have a live streaming with on Friday? I don't

remember who we were. We went to Beverly Hills with the four of us for a meeting together. Oh, right. No, I don't think we've we've announced that yet. Okay. Yeah, but we will. Can you tell me after the podcast? I think our schedule is coming up soon. So YouTube is rumored to be buying Twitch.tv for $1 billion. What do you think about that, Gus? So I don't understand it. Like Twitch is a great platform for streaming video games, but I've always thought that the live streaming capabilities

on YouTube were better. Like the functionality on YouTube was more robust than the functionality you get on Twitch. Which has had some growth issues, I'd say. Yeah, and I can see the thing that seems most attractive to me would be integrated streaming, you know, on the new console platforms. Yes, but I feel like if YouTube was huge partnerships, those are huge. If YouTube was really interested, they could develop similar functionality as well. Yes. Because on the PS4, even could develop similar functionality as well. Yes. Because on the PS4, even Twitch is an exclusive.

It's Twitch and you stream. Now could they though? Because Twitch might have a little bit of an advantage there because they're outside of the system. They're not really a competitor for anything that either Microsoft or Sony does. But Microsoft, if you go high enough, Xbox to Microsoft, YouTube to Google.

Microsoft and Google are massive competitors. Right, but there's YouTube apps that Microsoft develops and publishes for the Xbox. And YouTube features lots of Xbox game play footage and they advertise Xbox and Titanfalls all over YouTube for advertising. Yeah, so I mean, I can't see the competitive aspect but I don't think in this in this sense it would be.

So I don't know, I don't really understand why they go after it. I feel like the YouTube streaming technology is better but Twitch does have, I guess, the partnerships. I don't know, man they go after it. I feel like the YouTube streaming technology is better, but Twitch does have, I guess, the partnerships. I don't know, man. It makes sense to me. If you look at it, this probably better topic for the past, I'll talk to mine anyway.

But if you look at the last year, top four channels on YouTube, three of them were gaming. It was us, Pewdiepie, and Sky does Minecraft. We're in the top four channels from last year. Gaming is a huge presence on YouTube, and I don't think necessarily YouTube really talks about it that much. So when you see the growth of Twitch, it could be the long lines of something like what Facebook did with WhatsApp, or they paid that ridiculous amount of money for WhatsApp. But it's really, I mean, at that point, you've got the

market locked up. You should do just about everything you're powered to keep it that way. It's definitely YouTube's best interest Like a defensive move. Absolutely. Okay. A one billion dollar defensive move. I could see that if the rumor comes true and You know YouTube offers a billion bucks for twitch at the end of this week. It's weird that the rumor broke on a Sunday Not that weird really before the market You know, I mean, it's it's I mean, how does the rumor leak? You know, I mean, it's it's I mean, how does the room really you know, I mean, it's just you wonder how this stuff takes place, but You know, I would also be surprised if somebody else shows up and tries to offer twitch a bunch of money I think it's interesting that YouTube sold for 1.7 billion dollars and they're offering twitch, you know over half that

Yeah, well, no one really got video at the time Google bought YouTube Video was still definitely in its infancy on the the and it's just crazy out there everywhere now. So it could be the same thing with streaming where they see the opportunity like you're talking about a defensive move where they see the opportunity for growth there and they know they realize how big it's going to be moving forward. You guys make a ton of YouTube videos. How do you feel about streaming? Should we talk now? I was absorbing this is a adult talk I was absorbing information. You're married.

Yeah. I mean, smart. I need to get smarter when I got married. That's the best comment possible. Are they going to graduate now? Are they going to graduate you to the Gents?

How does that work? Like when you cross from the feeling it's not there's not specifics. It just happens when it happens. It's more art and science Michael when you make a baby. There's no denying it. I mean odds are if you make a baby you're definitely leaning towards Jen, but I'm not saying you can't get there without the kid like clearly Gus you would be in the Gents you know kid this come on. Yeah, you would be let's see now. Let's see. I'm keeping him in the

Lads. Yeah, as inventor of the Lads he's a lad cabin Lads for life. I've had for life. Oh, let's say another three guys come along You get up to nine to nine to two hundred you had three people and younger than you guys You guys so that would be what the babies would be the boy would be the younger generation the boys the boys Have you put thought into this? No, I mean I didn't really put much to the last either He did you see my mid-90s quick? It's a medium they cut out of midnight. They cut five minutes to Gavin did about his penis. I actually haven't seen the full broadcast. I just like skipped you guys and watch the party. I just got a lot of sweet saying that I was talking

about my penis. So I assume that left some of it. Yeah, they left a little bit. He went into a little gong in front of a nationally televised. Did you just hear him going about a shit live audience? He was talking in this in depth about his penis and his foreskin We started he started describing us as the shaft and himself as the head Interesting. I'm sorry the valent I can say it's a lot of facts. We had a The next immersion coming out right. Oh, we have you watch the preview. Yeah, I watch the preview. That's gonna get cut right Gavin this whole dick. He goes on about his dick again and there. No, it's fine.

Really? Yeah, but I think it's gonna be... I mean, if it's like, if it's fine, if it's, if it's, if it's closed on the pacing. It's gonna downgrade. I listed, listed. Guy likes to talk about his dick. That's what I'm saying.

Like, we're doing an intro to immersion and somehow it ends up with his penis and he's talking about doing things to himself. Well, we've been in situations where it comes up, like riding a bike. Could you brought it up? What is it me riding a bike? Because you brought it up. What is it? You riding a bike. I ride a bike all the time. I dick never comes out. Well, I mean for him it's a special situation though.

I mean, what the fuck comes up? You bring it up. And no, I mean, you're sitting on the couch. You're sitting on the couch. You know, I mean, you're sitting on the couch. Do this. And I'm like, well, that's an issue. My penis. Yeah, we'll see. My baby.

It makes it. I said I'm notes on that. Yeah, we'll see my baby I said I'm notes on that you guys don't be greedy my notes on that I agree with your notes They left my sick and then the most recent immersion I laughed my ass off because I totally forgot about there was a there was a script I think it was one of the early jobs wasn't for the Pac-Man one no, I think it was for I think it was your Mario Kart Was a Mario Kart? It was a like it had a line where I was we're one of us I think it was me I think it was me. I was supposed to say that's sick.

And I just, I hated it so much that every take I made a couple of jokes about it. It was like everything's sick. We wrap it up a scene and it'd be like, all right, let's go do it. And you'd be like, sick. All day, it was that sick. So sick. I'm working, working on immersion. Brand is our director.

And the one direction that he gives us that I hate more than anything else is when he goes Okay guys We need some more energy the reason why hate it is a perfectly good note because he's like just get some more energy Let's pump it up this time. We'll do another take you know for like explanations or something like that The problem is if you ever says it's a Gus Gus. Oh, you want more energy And then I have to then I have to suffer through an entire take of Oh, you want more energy and then I have to then I have to suffer through an entire take of Gus being over the fucking top happy. Oh, we're gonna see like outtakes of that. I hopefully will put that out

I did one on that Mario car one. They were Like I don't know how I held it together. I was cracking up so bad Yeah, like a 10 minute outtakes video for the season right we should probably do that Maybe we're having I think we're gonna have an emergency panel at RTX You might know better than I do yeah, we're so yeah, to have an emergency panel at RTX. You might know better than I do. Barbs, I believe so. Yeah, so we're having an emergency panel. I think we're all just going to go from panel to panel. Yeah, you'll have a very full schedule though.

So that's what we do. That last one by far has the most, the one that hasn't come out yet, the last immersion, just nonsense babbling in the beginning. Like we were doing the intro, and then it just turned into talking for like five minutes. And I'm like, we're talking about here. There's absolutely a part where I go, what the beginning like we were doing the intro and then it just turned into like talking for like five minutes And I'm like we're talking about here. There's absolutely a part where I go. What the fuck are we talking about? What's happening? That was one. Yeah, we like 10 minutes into the intro I guess we just did a podcast in the middle of this intro of them Everyone just stand there watching us talk for like five minutes about Gavin's penis and she's like anything any time

You work with anybody. I mean we With the longer you work as a more comfortable again by the end of that thing We were just like the three of us were just like shoot the shit didn't matter at all like you go back I think if you look at the first couple that we worked on like going back to the Georgia one hated you I don't blame you by this. It's just like tolerable. It's not it's a big shadow And you're just like standing that shadow and you're just like Don't worry about it. You'll get to the mission was really it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I said, so were you nervous? Did you think that I was gonna hit you or knock the camera over?

And I said, no. If there's one person I would not be nervous about, it would be you. I know you would murder yourself rather than anything happened to that camera. I knew I was perfectly safe. The safest place I could possibly be during an immersion is sitting right next to the fandom.

Yeah, and it's not because of the cost because we have insurance for it. It's just because it takes so long to get another one. It's like a two or three month wait for a new one The best part about immersion in the the phantom is most of the times It's you know Gavin I'll be doing it separately You know, so it's like I'm film they're filming me and I'm doing a bunch of runs and shit And then we'll swap out and he'll go and they'll film a bunch of runs or whatever we're doing

But whenever Gavin's going someone has to operate the camera But whenever I'm going Gavin operates it So my slow-mo shots always look the best fucking bad ass. It's true. It really is so much better because you're better at it Yeah, the Mario Kart immersion when you were sliding your you just take a little bit air I'm like this is fucking awesome. I can just watch clips of that all day. Yeah, it was cool And also I like the in the background of every episode of immersion you You can see me operating the Phantom in whatever costume I'm wearing. So I'm Luigi. We have a lot of photos of you, a lot of different stuff. That's something when he flipped the go-kart in Mario. Because right before I was

framing up on that corner, I wanted to track him as he came around, because I was pretty sure he was going to flip the go-kart. Because I kept telling him I'm going to flip the go-kart. Yeah, but the screen on my monitor ran out of batteries on that shot so I was like, bollocks, why is he was coming up so I was just like, I just pointed it where I thought the corner was and he went by and I just went, well I hope I got it. Oh god. I do. You have a real pro.

I don't want to call it luck because obviously you can recreate it consistently You have a lot of like innate sense for that camera. Yeah, it's amazing Flex is it like any major like for the explosion stuff? Yeah, we just have to look at the light that you've got and look at the stop on the lens like what is that and then be like Explosions probably gonna be three times brighter. So There you go perfect explanation it's probably gonna soap but the thing is your your shots are exposed well before the explosion and during the explosion which I just don't understand how you're able to pull that off but you do it every time sometimes you you

blow out a little or sometimes it looks a little bit dark before but it's all about finding the best because the dynamic range on those cameras is terrible. What's your favorite slow-mo shot you've done? I filmed a bug to eat a bug out of the air. That's right. I was amazed by that. Yeah, even like the most, like it's it's it's really impressive stuff. But I think you have you only you have an appreciation for it. That's a really forgettable video. But like you were doing pouring the liquid at the same time. That's like another another moment my favorite thing about that video talking about where the bug eats the bug is the sound effect You use for the bug eating the bug like that crunch. I ate a bit of popcorn. It's so perfect Yeah, also one thing my favorite thing that you worked on was that a millimeters matter. Yeah commercial like the throwing pies

matters matter. Yeah, commercial like the throwing pies. That was extremely long shoot. My favorite is still the one where Dan is just sitting there next to fucking watermelon that explodes. And it's like it all just goes. It's so much and all smacks his face. And then he goes. Human reaction is so much slower. It's like tweeting about opera supply drop. Yeah. And then 13 hours later, it's really goes out. That was regular motion. Yeah. That was real time. That was great though, because it was like,

and he was just like, whoa, because he wasn't expecting it. But I left it in afterwards. Like he thought I'd stop filming. And he was like, not being funny. That absolutely required me. That was really dangerous. It was completely dangerous. He has no eye protection on, does he?

No. Well, I told him to have it side on, so probably wouldn't hit his eye. But even if he hit the side of his eye, that would have had it. Yeah. It probably wouldn't have. Big chunk just went right there. He thought that was more dangerous than the exploding glass

jars. That was all set. He was running away from exploding next to him. You get lucky a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what likes about that. That's true. You're lucky. And to me, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, luck better. I agree with that. But we're all pretty lucky, right? So far, so far, I completely agree. Fucking lucked out like a son of a bitch. Yeah, this last immersion I was glad we got out of that without any major skill. That was all skill. Okay. That was

listen, there's some stuff in that Michael. That's legitimately impressive. When does that come out? Uh, next next next Thursday. Yeah, next next Thursday. Mario came out last week. Yeah, that was what I was talking about. The way the Mario immersion, that was not sponsored in any way. That was just weird timing that it ended up like literally two weeks before the release of Mario card. And when we got like the embargo lifted of like all Mario card footage,

that was just super weird timing, but it was not a sponsored video. Yeah, you're talking about is a couple weeks ago in the podcast. You said we have an upcoming immersion that's going to seem like it's sponsored based on the timing but it was not a sponsored video. Yeah, you're talking about it is a couple weeks going the podcast you said we have an upcoming immersion that's going to seem like it's sponsored. Based on the timing of it. Yeah, it was just super strange. I also liked in that video Michael because we did we did several runs in the cuts and in every shot you've got your seat belt on. Except for the one take where you flipped out of the single one. Yep, listen not intentional. There was a lot of in and out of that fucking cart in it was like in the cart and the now of the cart and in the cart and out of the cart forgot to put it

on that one time so there were comments in the videos just like ah it's not a big deal it's got a roll cage it's like you really fell out though it's a big deal with the roll cage rolls over you see what actually happens is I turn to the left so it tips over I hit my right shoulder and the cart slides and I'm just kind of laying there and then I just put my thumb up So people knew I wasn't dead and People people start running over and they grab the cart and like are you ready? I'm like, yeah, like one two three They lift the cart and I'm just like oh I'm on the ground. I can't see the car get lifted up I'm like, I guess I wasn't attached to it. So I just fell the fuck out and I was

The car around you. I was like sitting in guess I wasn't attached to it. So I just fell the fuck out. And I was- It was the car around you. I was like sitting in the car just dragging with it. But then when it stopped, I was just laying on the ground. And they just picked it up. And I was just as surprised as they were. I've been like, go for a shot. I was just like, I was going through all the comments. I think I saw one comment.

I was like, holy shit, he wasn't wearing a seatbelt. You can see it flapping in the wind. And like, nobody noticed. And I was like, unintentional. Hey, hey buckle your seatbelt but I had the helmet and I had the pads so I had the shoulder it was fine that's one of my favorite reasons I love that slow-mo shot so much though is that as he's coming around the corner and two of the wheels are tipping up you just see his foot like come off the accelerator yeah that point he's like I've gotten too far too late

now buddy but I you like the fact that it's what's oh here's the here's the shot of him coming around in slow motion I don't think this job there are fucking with the I'm not going to be a little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit I like to give us the thumbs up talking to us that you were okay. Yeah, but Less than what two weeks later when we shot the next one. Yeah, you actually faked your own death during a similar Is it a time I was gonna do it ahead of time? But if you look forgotten I told you several fucking people I told you the producer out Brandon Okay, I told Aaron. I was like listen if this happens, I'm gonna do this Just don't freak out about it because I'm gonna do it I'm just fucking around. I never got all right. I'm doing it. You know the thing happens and I'm doing it I share oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god and then I hear whoever's in the car with them going it's my it's from the game It's from the game. It's from the game and then it's like oh and then everyone's just like oh you didn't tell you didn't tell

Where you're gonna do my fucking told everybody and then she comes over and she's like yeah, they told me like an hour ago. I just forgot. Yeah, I thought you were having a seizure I forgot I was a hot fucking day out there It was fucking hot at the end of the at the end of the shoot when we're doing the wrap up my face is fucking sunburn I'm always so worried about you It's just like like that got that dehydrated like red but not sweating when someone gets like so super hot that they're like they look kind of like tight in their own skin. Yeah. Yeah. It's I was worried about them. Their face gets leathery. Yeah. There's like this like they've lost all moisture. Draw on. Yeah. Basically. Uh, he had a mirror at this thing. I want to remind everyone this episode

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No, I can reach all the way Yeah, wait can I get I can't get going from there so far I can do it. I can get the pillow in there. Yeah, I like to try. These are set up a little differently. Hey, what's up? After the kids, he knew gold. Right? That's my new goal. Trying to get in the camera. It's right.

Bring a stick. I've got a man. That's time you can wave the stick. Put a baby on the stick. We need sticks. So it was, I don't want to sound like one of those people who complain all the time about it. But when we're in LA, that's the hottest it's ever been.

That's the hottest I've ever experienced in Los Angeles It's such to be an old place. It doesn't like hot weather and is not a quip for hot weather and it has hot weather Seattle was the worst when they had like 104 degrees and people started dropping dead because there's no AC anywhere in Seattle They're just not used to why just fucking bison. They don't need it. The fuck does that mean what do you mean? I'm not enough for it Put I'm just In the window don't die

Talk to me one day yeah, it's not that much. Yeah, you fucking tough it out you tough that or you fucking drop dead Yeah, we're just gonna see a movie. Yeah, you get tough it out or you don't yeah, or it toughs you out I don't know if I'm sitting home thinking like yeah, it's pretty hot. Am I die today? I go spend the 250 bucks I always like that man 100 degrees is hot. I would have never I've never What are you are you kidding me? Okay, it's like it's like is my life worth $250? Yeah, it's my nature. I've never been more acutely aware of the temperature difference in different parts of LA

than I was on this trip. Mm-hmm. It's like you go out to the valley and- It's kind of you sound so much like you're from LA. Hot and shit. And then you like drive out towards the ocean. Nice and cool. Yeah, it's cool. I don't like taking off from LA, because you take off and you go the wrong way over the ocean.

It seems like every time I fly, that bit gets longer. I swear, I was like 20 minutes over the ocean. Yeah, I went the long way over the ocean. I got out my fog of the world actually. I could see it where it's like- You went even further. He's one of the fuckers taking his way to hell out. You know, this is a long way over the ocean too. I got my fog of the world actually. I could see it where it's like you want to even fun like these motherfuckers taking this way the hell out. You know, this is a weird islands. You just go you just fly towards

Asia. Yeah. Yeah. And then the pilots like I guess I'll go back to Texas. How far towards Asia do you get? Well, far enough. Like if you fell out of the plane, if you fell out of the plane, you wouldn't be able to swim back. I so funny. You say that. I think about it exactly the same way. I like watch ourselves go out and I'm like this is we crashed here. It's like I get to shore maybe I can make that but there's a tanker right there and then I think how would I climb up the side of a tanker? It's going to be Polish, can I communicate with? It's when you say that I was on a much

on a much lairmer, much smaller scale. I was I went out to the Santa Monica pier and I was like as I was walking down the pier and I got to in a rip time once. Did I? No, I didn't. I didn't die. I lived. Nice. It sucked though. It's like I understand how people die. Like, touch and go, or was it like not even close? I was just like, oh, that was a dead. Did you almost get got?

No, I tried to get out of there. I was like, oh, I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die.

I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to's like I understand how people die like it like touching go or was it like not even close I was just like oh that was just set that you almost get got no I tried to fight it for a long time and then you realize how trying to fight a major current in the ocean That's what happens to people they just fucking did you see this thing will float away? You just gotta go with it and go where it's going. Yeah, there's the Under a bridge top fire out where you pop up? I think go under ever I just had to go with it.

At one point I was holding onto a crab trap. That's how bad things got a big one. Like the stars get off the big. Right now, you know, like the styrofoam balls are the top of like the flat. I was holding on to one of for a little bit Yeah, it means the buddies. No, I'm not a side though. We're like crabs in there That's illegal You could eat you'd be like I got I got okay for the next day or two I'm just have some liquid shits like Gavin it'd be funny for the crabs were like people fishing I don't believe what we go ahead. I read a funny story I was talking about scams in the world. The one was about Budapest or you just came back from Budapest where if you run into a girl

There who says she wants to practice her English and just sit down and buy her drinks She can practice English and girls in Eastern Europe or tend to be very pretty and then we sit down and then the girl disappears And you're stuck with like a nine hundred dollar bar tab and apparently this totally legal How nine hundred dollars? Well because she takes you to a bar where they to have jacked at prices He over a couple rounds and she you find out that you've ordered something like a bottle of wine that's ridiculously good. That's why I call it a scam, Gab. Why don't they scam you at a cheap place? Gab is your organic. That sounds like a terrible thing.

There was a bar that got shut down. Oh, it's been that much money. There was a bar in Austin that got shut down for something similar. It was up, like, up to 35 and 183, I think, where they would have young women come around to talk to the customers and if you bought them a drink they're drinks for like 20 bucks each yeah and They would their drinks were very they're drinks were very watered down and they work for the bar. Yeah, that's a common thing I'm gonna go back over the old west. Yeah, right? Isn't that common Japan too? Well, it's like the conversation club

I went to that I've told that story. Yeah, yeah, so the good thing to do is if a girl comes up to an a bar You say sweet. Let's go to a different bar. Yeah, yeah, so the good thing to do is if a girl comes up to an a bar, you say sweet, let's go to a different bar. Yeah, so that's the out. That's what these people suggested. And the guy said the guy who's telling the story, he goes, but this never happened to me. Even though I've been to Europe a bunch of times, this never happened to me because my face

looks like a bucket of smash. I'm just trying to just chuck me in so funny funny and I'm glad we were doing it because yeah, it looks like a bucket of smash They're not doing it because they think the guys good lucky Someone that I possibly have money you know what else you can do Why many drinks don't buy many drinks. I always had bad drinks. Where's the fun in that? Where's the fun?

You're already married. You're on your next goal. You don't have to worry about that. A lot of guys out there, like a pretty girl from Eastern Europe says, buy me a drink. They want to help her reach her next life goal. He said, you can't fucking smash crabs or bag a smash. A bucket of smashed crabs. I said bag.

I see a bucket of smashed crabs. Never heard of them before. They could come the way out of a bag Gavin guy made me laugh the crab bag Is that a thing yeah crab bag? Yeah, is that like a grab bag filled with crabs? It's a grab bag. You don't want to region Coward my favorite things ever from the J.I.s. Ever watch jackass 2.5. Yeah, no ever from the J.I.'s ever watch Jackass 2.5. No, 2.5. It was like the DVD one. It was the DVD one.

It was the DVD one, but there was tons of shit that wasn't in the movie. It was like almost a different movie. Yeah, I think it was the additional one. There was the two, and then there was 2.5. It was all new stuff. But you know the C-clamps, those super hard clamps that you always see on movie production sets.

They're like, just like, you know, Johnny Knoxville. Yeah, oh no, it's like, it just looks like a big close pin and you had to like, let's see. C-clamp, that is it. Yeah, no, it's like it just looks like a big close pin. And you had to like, let's see clamp that is it. I know it's not a C clamp. What are those called? You're right. It's not a C clamp. It's like the little clips.

Yeah, it's a clip like a clip clamp. It's like an industrial chip clip. Well, I know. What's the thing called? What's the thing? Find the set. Yeah. But what are they called?

I don't know what's called, but here's one. You're gonna give me one. It'll tell us what the fuck it's called and that was a terrible throw Guy bling just You work out your glamour muscles. This is it fucking core bling. Jesus right here. This is the clamp You think you can work your forearm so those? Barely got it on the set so Johnny Knoxville attached a crab a fake crab to this and he would walk up to people and he'd like oh my god They're armed the back of their arm and he go we There's a

Maybe the middle of a sound stage Fuckin' hell out of you. I'm thinking that. And it always struck me as one of the funniest things ever. He'd walk around with this crap, or clamp all day long. So it's this, I don't know what this call, but these things are fucking tough as shit when you're... Gator clamp.

Gator clamp? Fuck yeah. Yeah, those things hurt. Can you put it on your finger right now? Put it on my ear? Yeah. Do it. Do it.

Don't let this be so bad. I think I got it. There we go. Oh my god. I just can't believe you did that. Can you put it on something? On my ear. I'll't believe you did that. You put it on something. Oh my yeah. I'll give you a $10 you put in your bottom lip.

Let it go. Yeah. Oh, look at you. Oh, that's crushed it. That's the day gap. That's what they get. Got a flat year on your nose. Gavin.

Don't make that thing. It'll spread the pressure out over such a large surface area. It'll be fine. That's the money maker, dude. Don't mess with that. You don't have to waste that contest with ease on set. I put these in several places on my buddy. Horrible places?

Not my nuts. Do the back of your arm. See if you do that. Yeah. Dude, he's a clamp pro. Oh, that was painful. Now, imagine you feel that when you look back. I'm just a crack pro. Oh, that was painful. Now, as you feel that, and you look back, and there's a crap. Oh, this was so funny. But, uh, crap, crabs are weird animals. Crabbs

are fucking funny. Anything that is there is something comedic about watching the way a crab walks, like sideways. And I know there was like every now and then I'd go, whenever I would go to the beach in Puerto Rico There were some crabs that when they'd look at you they like point their pictures that you like they were guns I'm like another person walked up to be like I'm just like having a standoff like come on dude you're not fooling anyone. They just have pictures. It's like the end of it Good bad in the ugly when they have their cross claws like this. They never cross You know what the gangster crab would turn to the sideway.

It's like up and down. That's accurate that way. Back up. Oh, I love crabs. So fucking funny. Are they walking sideways or are they looking sideways? They're better walking time. What they face this way. They face this way. They're walking.

Are you saying the whole animal is based on which direction they walk? What if they walk in one direction? That's forwards. Well, then that would be like if we didn't follow it's the way you're looking. But then their arms everything is sideways. So they're walking sideways. The orientation of the animals this way and it walks just doesn't have a face on the side of it No, I mean it's looking one way and walking the other way. Yeah, it's faces under its eyes, but which way is forward left or right? Either way it has options. It's going places

They want the same they'll face the same direction They're what we're craps are running forwards. Oh, that would freak you the fuck out, isn't it? I mean what's the He's just screaming Same duration What are the crabs are running forward? That would freak you the fuck out What's the screaming? What is this? You saw Godzilla? No, I haven't seen it yet. I really want to see it.

I saw it too. 5 out of 10. Did you watch the Godzilla movies growing up? I watched the 98 one. That doesn't count what that was that was the cannon the cannon of what guys are tojo is that the toe hole is what's the name of the film company I'm sure

somebody in our snow total I'm not what tell me there you go toho I thought I was alright. I get it. Well, because Godzilla is going to be good. And he was bad. And that's 1.5. He was bad. Was he bad in this movie? No, I was bad in the 90s. Oh, well, yeah, it was not really supposed to be good. Sort of protected for the planet.

I guess sort of nature. Well, it's just like the Godzilla's thing is pretty much. He likes to fuck up monsters. He doesn't fuck up people. But when he fucks up monsters, he will totally fuck up people if they're in the way. I thought it was it. So it's been kinda Godzilla. Great homage to the Godzilla movies

that we grew up watching. I agree with that. And but I can also see why some people didn't like it. There's, it's too long and it takes way too long to get going. How long is it? It takes fuck. We say too long.

The beginning, the beginning. I first act that movie is like, the first act is way too long. And you can replace the whole first act with just the title card that tells you you're in a Godzilla movie. It goes nowhere. Go nowhere. Like there's this big build up. There's like the initial setup, you know, the first 10 minutes of the movie and it's like something happens and it's 15 years later and then you're like, okay, this is gonna be the movie. But then like another 40 minutes later,

then it's just like, okay, now you're in the movie. And it's like, oh, so all that beginning shit was kind of pointless. There's also the thing I noticed in that movie is that and we're not gonna go to deep in spoilers I just feel compelled to say that shit, but it's about a big fucking lizard. I don't know what we can spoil I saw it the problem with the movie is every time they have a character They're like you know what would be good instead of having a character. Let's have two characters They have literally two characters for every possible part like even the Japanese guy Kenwan, TanaB Yeah, he has an assistant the woman. Yeah, there's no reason why she should be in the fucking movie and then the black like military guy shows up and immediately introduces him

to another military guy and it's like yeah what's the even the main character there's two main characters what was weird was that big like sweeping introduction of the admiral on the ship and how it was like it started on his hand and he was talking but and he was talking and then it was it did this big camera reveal of his face like It's just like so what? He's a guy. It's a guy. There's a big lead up. It's a huge actor. Maybe right? It's like you hear him for like a minute or so before he's talking and it's all like a slow reveal of the character It's very clearly revealed

It finishes on his sentence it cuts to his face and it's just some's just some guys like two seconds of just like yeah. I'm an actor. Yeah. So it's two hours and three minutes long. It's too long. And the first half of the movie is like an hour and 15 minutes. Probably. Which is usually the first 20 minutes in most of the movies. The movie is just full of the biggest plot holes that just annoyed me. But it's okay. I don't care. Hiroshima was them trying to kill the monster, right? No. No. It wasn't? No. The stuff at the beginning...

So the original Godzilla as the atomic age came about... That's in the trailer. ...with all the nuclear testing. There's the testing of the Pacific atola, whatever, where they did all the nuclear testing in the French Polynesian Islands, which everybody protests over these days. In the original series of Godzilla, that's what woke up the monsters, that stuff.

But they kind of changed that a little bit. But it has nothing to do with Hiroshima. Even they'll talk a little bit about Hiroshima. They mentioned it. You're like, what about it? And it's like, I was there. Oh, yeah. The New Year's test was then trying to kill it. Yeah, they tried to kill it. Right. You're getting the spoiler territory, which I tried to definitely avoid that. But they were trying to kill it with nukes. Yeah. Right. That was in the trailer. Which is in the trailer. Yeah.

The choice on this take is that guns, all the tests in the 50s were them secretly trying to kill this thing that they had discovered. Right. Yeah. But then they're like, sweet. Let's kill it with a nuke again. They talk about that though.

But then it was not going to do it. They just do it right on a city. They justified it. How? They say it in the movie. They say it in the movie. I don't want it. Oh, how they say it in the movie They say it in the movie. I don't want me to tell you why they say it in the movie. Why it's different Well, I don't you ask him when the podcast is over And he wants for the free anyone and he can explain it

But if you like Godzilla movies as a kid this is probably the best way they can do a big Blockbuster version of Godzilla and having be true to to that. The problem is I don't think people necessarily always want something that's true to the way it was when they were kid. What they want is they want the way they remember it, not the way it actually was. But you can't ever do that with people. You got to go back and reference the original material when you're like a director who gets the gig and you're like, oh, I'll make it just like this and this and people will love it. It's like, yeah, it's right, but it's not right, you know what I mean? It's correct, but it's not right. It's someone else's interpretation of the nostalgia you have. Yeah, you can't you can't ever figure out what that is

I'm excited about the new X-Men movie. I'm totally excited about it. Yeah, although Colossus They can't fucking seem to get Colossus right and it seems like the it seems like the easiest dude Well, he looks so he looks wrong like he looks too shiny, which I know he's metal, but there's Matt metal, too Like different than an X-Men 2? No, they keep not getting him right. Yeah, it's like, fuck it, we got it. I thought they had the big, well they sent it, I thought they liked it a bit crap with the glass front.

Totally disagree, really? I mean, they looked different than they did in the comic. In the cartoon. In the comic here, like super like late 80s looking things. They almost looked like they were from the 50s. I'll say the new Guardians of the Galaxy trailer came out today Visually the movie looks fucking incredible like there was way more visuals in this trailer Chris Pratt that ripped

I don't know what to do. I'm like Chris Evans get that rip that guy was fucking scrawny shit. Yeah, scrawny You speak fat doughboy. What's Chris? Yeah, it's park parks and wreck what lumber. Oh, you're talking about Chris Pratt Oh, I was talking about Chris Evans Captain America. Oh,, yeah. No, no, no. He was never fat, but he was just like thin, like in non-nother team movie, he was just normal. And then fantastic. He was, he was like super thin, athletic, at best. And then he got fucking huge. Well, that's a lot of years. Chris Pratt was in fucking parts of wreck last season. And then he's on the guards gauzy. He's a fucking host. He's somebody's like, here's a bunch of millions of dollars. It gives you the incentive to fucking work out. They got a picture of Colossus here. Yeah, he really slimed down for the leg.

Maybe that. Colossus is too fucking shiny. He has very fucking shiny there. See, the thing he's that shiny in the second one. Yeah, so here's the deal. It's a culture of Colossus. And he looks shiny. Yeah, we're showing a picture for the audio listeners of what's his name? Pewter? Is that his name?

Nobody cares. Yeah, anyway anyway and then the is all three-go-man classes and in the in the comics they were gonna fucking draw him reflective in every god damn panel of the comic so just made him silver but the mat silver

can we get a comic so much realistic like classes might actually be all shiny like that but i never saw him in the comic look at that he looks in honestly they shot he looks more like the fucking team one thousand he looks like liquid and that's how you looks in the trailers. Like alloy. I want to say about Chris Pratt. Don't forget, he was also in zero dark 30. Oh, was he? Right. I didn't see that. Yeah. That's the bin Laden thing. He was, uh, he was pretty buffing that as well. Yeah. So he was probably still riding on that. He was a little pre-buffed. Yeah. Many got overbuffed. Yeah. But he went from realistic human badass to comic book, right?

Right. Stupid. Right. I travel with a raccoon. Yeah, I know Guardians of the Galaxy is all over. Like Jack is just like fucking jerk and is girking for it. Yeah, I know you guys don't really give a shit about it. I'm just kind of like, whatever else he when it comes out. Not in your camp.

I'm trying to. What's fucking cool. That's all I'm saying is like, I mean, there was a lot of different visuals. All the space stuff look amazing Visually look really cool thought there's a space station that's built out of us if you haven't see the trailer Yeah, yeah, hold the crap look at this It's not a Chris Pratt more like Chris fat except now he looks awesome, so yeah, you went from take that Shub to that

It's a good transformation. Yeah huge. Yeah, he looks More Better than you so the fucking trailer Yeah, he looks better than you. So the fucking trailer. Where have you seen anybody? I lost his promise. Anyway, but the there's some stuff that like some cool sets I showed in the new Guardians of Galaxy trailer and the overall it's like that cast is like so fucking wacky. I didn't know this the first time I saw it is that Zoe Saldana plays the green chick. I never heard the comic. I don't know the comic She plays her that gives me a lot of hope I like Zoe Saldania. Yeah, she's very good. She was a best part of my fucking avatar for sure She was fucking these isn't it as well. Yeah, he plays a voice. Yeah, he plays grute. Hey, he nailed the iron giant

You know, you know, he did look at him credit. He absolutely he can do it There's a funny thing there's a funny thing there But you'll see the movie what did then plays the voice of this guy? There's an interesting thing there, but just in a movie Yeah, he does he talks, okay, I mean I'm gonna see the movie. I just said that I know we'll go see the movie I'm saying I'm gonna root for you. All right. We need we need a wrap up All right, I didn't think I didn't think my little hint there was gonna be the reason why we saw the movie We have an extra 45 minutes for people to send the audio version if you're watching the livestream

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We'll see you then. Like this is it. And for next time, we talked about the live stream. Okay. Thank you. We talked about our walk. Yay. We'll be back Wednesday with an episode of our T podcast. We covered everything

in my journal. Bye. Hey everyone, thanks for joining us. We got a special supplementary audio podcast here where we're going to sit down with a couple of friends of ours. Well, I'm one of your friends, Gus. Gus, very nice to meet you. No, we're gonna sit down with our friends. No, I'm a friend of yours. You are. So we got Bernie. Hey.

We got a friend. Freddie W. Hey, what's up? Freddie Wong. I'm sorry, from Rocket Jump. Yo, yo. And Kumail Nanjiani from many, many things. I see you in so much stuff. What was the first thing you saw him in?

The first thing I saw him in, I think was, well, I saw YouTube videos. saw YouTube videos and that's how it became aware of Kumail oh really and then I started realizing he's been in Portlandia forever and I see him in Portlandia yeah all the time my first experience was the stand-up you were doing I think it was at what's Pete Holmes's theater in New York I think but it was you're doing your cheese stand-up bit about the new drug cheese that's out wait that was a while ago it was a while while ago, yeah, then I saw that. You saw it live? No, no, I saw it online.

Are you saw it online? Yeah, I think it was College Humor featured it. That's great bit. That's right. I think it was fantastic. What is cheese going to, it's... Todd and all PM and heroin. I remember the heroin part.

Yeah, well, that's the part that you remember. That's the fucking thing that's doing the thing. Well, poor Dlany was one of the things that I ever did. So I think people sort of know me from that. Yeah, that's how I know you from it. It's the sarcastic banker bit. Yeah, that's the way you play it. And then we all know each other now the way that everybody knows

everybody's via Twitter. The world is so small. It's so small. Like, I know you meet someone and then you find out that you have all the same friends. And we were saying I was saying like those, I play video games with some of your friends from Austin and it's completely random, the connection that got made.

But I talked to these guys more than I talked to my parents. I like, and we have the night I hang out with these guys. And I don't know what their faces are. What's funny is we met those people the same way you did. I met those guys playing Halo 2. You know, I was playing Halo 2 forever with those guys and then don't know what their faces. What's funny is we met those people the same way you did. I met those guys playing Halo 2. You know, I was playing Halo 2 forever with those guys and then one day they were like, oh, we're here in Austin. Oh shit, I live in Austin 2.

Let's hang out. Dude, it's so much better playing with people like you know. It's otherwise it's I can't handle it. Like I love Titanfall now, but only because I get to hang out with my friends and like talk and goof around. I used to, my worst period was when I was playing Halo, three I believe I just moved to New York and I would just play all day all night.

I had no money, I was super depressed and I would just play these fucking people who would like yell at me all the time. I know it was just this horrible cycle of like low self-esteem. I knew it was bad because people start speaking in Chinese. I was like, oh yeah, once you sort of cross the border. Yeah, and the other, the other part of the world is getting online.

You're getting the world map with the moving nights. Oh yeah, you can't do that. Oh, this is where people contribute to society are playing in China right now. Exactly. Well, I remember some of those earlier Halo games. I think it was Halo 2. They had the dots on the map.

Like you could see the world map. You could see where people were connected from. And then as you played a marathon session, you just saw those dots move across the world. You're like, I've been doing this way too long, I wish you could capture that. I wish I'd capture that and just like meet an animated gif of like this was my six hours yesterday and just watch the world pass you by. Yeah, dude. I beat NBA 2K 14. That's the newest one. I just won the championship. Congratulations. That means a lot. I honestly does. But that's the thing is like I played the whole season

I would bump up the difficulty whenever I got good at it I beat it legit on the hardest difficulty no cheating notes no doovers beat it and then you see the ceremony You know and you're like yeah, and then it just cuts right to the title screen and you're like oh no It's like the futility of life The worst games when you play forever. It's like you are the winner And then you sure it's the intro screening. Yeah, it's best games used to be about futile You couldn't win stuff. It was all about that and then it was like you couldn't you can't win Pac-Man You can only lose slower. They were just they were quarter sinks, you know

It's just a way to get those quarters in ultimately you're playing yourself, right? You're trying and that's what I like about the return to mobile games I'm zen small my favorite game right now in mobile games is piano tiles. It's a 10 second game and you just play it and you try to beat your time. Which it's you start off like 15 seconds. You like complete this like little like obstacle course only touching black tiles. And then you get it down to like 10 seconds. So you're playing this game trying to beat your nine to 10 second time.

You're always 10 seconds away from your best score. It's ultra addictive. It's super frustrating I've wanted to break my fucking phone with my hands so many times playing this game. How many how many sessions can yeah How many sessions of that can you get like while you're taking the dump? Oh my god. It's see that's the problem It's like I'm trying to get what is the worst game all time for I just can't stop because let's let's do another one Let's do another one. Yeah, yeah, let Halo 3 was bad for me because another match is going to be, uh, five minutes. And it's four in the morning already.

And I knew that if you picked a specific map, I forget the name of it. I would just like hide in one corner with the shotgun on the fucking hammer thing. And you just like kill dudes. And it just felt good, even though it was doing the same thing over and over. Yeah, you should play Gryffball.

Do you ever play Gryffball? No, what's that? It's a sports game type that we made for Halo. And it's now they included it now in Halo after a few years. Oh, what Halo is it on? Is it in like, we... It's in Reach and Four. Yeah.

And it's in Four. But it was a game type that we made. I did play it. Yeah. Oh, that's super fun. Yeah, with all the hammers, you had the ball and you pick it up and try to score it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You guys came up with that? Yeah. Oh, that's so fun. Griff is the name of one of our characters in Red versus Blue. And so we just look cool. We modified it to that. It was like right when Halo 3 launched and 4G was available for the first time.

So what kinds of things can you do? Can you repurpose the game to make other games? Yeah, we had one of those DLC map packs like one week early. And nobody else in the world had it. So it's like, we were trying to figure something to do with it. So we made like this dumb game type and it just took off. And the great thing about that is it's like a million monkeys, right? Like we made this first map with super primitive

So as soon as you release it to the wild and people start playing it you find all the stupid exploits It's like oh yeah, of course if you kneel here, you know hammer there you break the map and you fly out of the bounds I couldn't put out a video game today because you tested forever Then the moment you put it online you get 10 million people playing it and instantly they find all the flaws in it Oh, yeah, what if you do it right you just don't care. I'm looking at Sim City. I got so Sim City is like a debacle of you. I was so looking forward to this new Sim City.

Yeah. And this is like here it is. Broken as hell. Thanks for your $60 suckers. And like oh we're up to, we're up to, yeah we'll update this eventually. Yeah. It's like only now has they have they fixed it just like a year. Yeah. Yeah. It's essentially, yeah. It's like only now, have they fixed it just like a year. I think it had offline play.

And I think there was a modern who hacked the game and made offline play like within a month. Oh, and that was the best part about it. And it was like literally, he was like, yeah, so I dug into the game file. So here's how they're doing it. It's like offline play, true false. I'm just setting that flag to,

it was like literally one line that just turned it off. And you're like, that's embarrassing. It is. It's like when they have downloadable content that doesn't download anything, you just unlocks it from the beginning. Oh, dude. And you're like,'s embarrassing Content that doesn't download anything you just unlocks it from the Oh, dude, like come on. That's the shit I hate when you're like Capcom does it a lot. Yeah, I love Capcom great games Keep sending it skips Then when you see when you get the you download it and it's just like 120kb It's like you mother I already have this if you had if you bought a car

And you get a key to use the glove box you'd be like what this is horrible But you've already bought this game and it's on that and you've already made it. It's done But just to play it I just if you would to order that key and the person phone goes okay the keys under your seat Yeah, the keys there too. Yeah, yeah Yeah, we have you money. I watched a seminar at dice earlier this year where they had some people up who were like original like Coinop people who made you know coin-oper-cade games back in the day and they talked about how they viewed coin-oper-cates as the original micro-transaction It's like you get a quarter gets buys this much of game time and if you want more you put another quarter

So you just micro-transaction your way through a game Yeah, and one of the guys was the person who made Defender 2. And he was super happy. He's like, I could go through a quarter in 37 seconds. He's like, Arcade's loved this machine because it was just a cash cow. It's all about return on investment. How quickly can we put the number of quarters to pay for the machine? I was just important this weekend. And we had at some event where there was free play. And they had to finish winning the turtles in time. Yeah. Four of us beat it. And they jump kick. Yeah, jump. All day amazing, but if we beat the game and then we realized we probably spent like 200 bucks That's why you didn't do it because you ran out of money not because you couldn't do it. Yeah, I don't let there's no end

And you thought well, just keep playing go get the hand it just doesn't exist Just keep going. What is are do you have like an arcade game? That's like your shit man There was a game and I look it up on that there's a archive. It's like the video game Museum or the video game arcade cabinet arcade cap. I'm fucking. I don't know what it is Trying to think of it, but it's it's a place where they say like different cabinets and the rarity and how many are in the marketplace right now? The website. Yeah, what does it think? It's not got like a catching name. It's a title name like and they use an acronym for it. But the one I always want to play is there was a game called John L. W. A. C. C. C. C.

It was a football game and it had a very specific controller for passing which was a spring loaded joystick you pulled back. One of those tiny little ones from like old arcade games. It was just a metal stick. Sure. Yeah. What's spring loaded? Spring loaded. So you pull it back and you set the error where you want you let it go. It's you can lead passers. you can put like here's my receiver when he's here and I can lead him and it was the most Precise passing mechanism I ever saw in a video game and I got great at it and it just that I can't find that cabinet anywhere I would buy one of those cabinets if I can find it today. What was there was a there was a new story a couple weeks ago I'm really people looking for this one

I was expecting something like this spring loaded football game is your Revolution what's fucking wrong with final fight dude? Come on Bad dudes. Yeah, the president's been kidnapped. Yeah, come on anything my alright crazy climber I'm old dude. I played arcade games from day one. I played a I played a pong at a pizza place. I played pong at the Silicon Valley premiere. They had a pong machine and I'd never seen one. It's so awesome looking. The first super retro looking. Yeah, it's so old. It's awesome.

Was it a table table? Was it a tabletop? No, it was a fun game. The first video game I ever had was when I was really young my dad worked security at nights and one night Like behind a dumpster He found an old pong cocktail table So it was a table I was about the size of this one we're sitting at and you know He had a glass face to put drinks on it and stuff and you sat by the side of it And you could play pong and when he found it was broken It didn't work right and he spent like a couple days fixing it and then like that was it like that was my

Those of video game I had at home is I had a pong cocktail table when I was like Five years old. Did you love it? Yeah, it's the best fucking thing in the world. You just sit there and play pong all day. Yeah, well using that knob was pretty difficult. Like it took me a second to get used to it. But it looked like, I don't know what was happening behind there, but it looked like it was actual physical stuff moving. But it wasn't, right? I have no idea. It could have been interesting. You were too drunk at five to figure that out There's wastes. It's old fashioned and pong when you came home from We learned some traction today. Yeah, Virgin light Russians

I just just the milk I think The site I'm thinking of is the international different thing and John always team quarterback is rated three out of a hundred in terms of rarity Oh Three out of a hundred I don't know where is I don't know there's no where or it's rare. I guess You talked about five Russians people will drink disgusting things like I was at a bar last night and The bartender was like super enthusiastic. He's like serious mixologist. He's like, yeah, yeah. I, where were you guys? I was at the London West Hollywood. Okay. And the bartender's like, I make Gordon Ramsay restaurant. Yeah. That's very where. And the bartender's like, I make an espresso martini

that's to die for. It's like an espresso martini sounds fucking gross. But he was like so enthusiastic happy. But I was like, all right, fine. I'll try this Well, when they say that when you're like, hey, what do you like and they like say the name of the drink? Then you just have to get it. Yeah, yeah, I felt guilty. You staring at me like fine. I'll get it It was delicious. It was awesome drinks is weird like that, right? It's like long It's like okay. We're gonna take 20 different things put them together and the end sum is not does not taste like 20 Shitty things like it doesn't work with anything else Right, he took paint. You know, I'm gonna take all the colors and blood is not, does not taste like 20 shitty things. Like it doesn't work with anything else, right? If you took paint, I'm gonna take all the colors

and blood is just like shit. Yeah, and it's not like me. Everything else, everything else, right? If you blend everything together, it just doesn't work. But something weird about like liquids and drinks, it's like, okay fine, I had one more like tobacco syrup with a little, and you're just like, what is going on here, it's like, okay, I guess it works. I feel like that types into a primal thing that all little kids do, where you was like a tobacco syrup with a little and he's like what is going on here? It's like okay, I guess it works

I feel like that types into a primal thing that all little kids do where you get a soda fountain It's like I'm gonna try mixing the different Rains yard. Yeah to make the ultimate drink that no one else is figured out with suicide And it's like you always as little kids always do it and it always tastes like shit No, listen I got my kid does that and we go to those ones with the touch screens Oh, no, and then they're like oh yeah I've seen this and the kids whose drinks come out good become mixologist

I want to espresso Dr. Pepper. Yeah, that's what all those guys are if you guys are have There's a restaurant you call bizarre At the SLS or SLC hotel something like that and they do like mixology, but they also do gas Molecular gastronomy right, so it's like weird stuff like that where it's like a pickle foam Yeah, yeah, it's like cotton candy and then it'll become a drink like it's pretty fun like like They have these filly cheese stick, but sandwiches, but they're deconstructed. Yeah, it's pretty What does that mean they just didn't make it? They've got a little All the pieces it's all the pieces like spread

They're all stacked. Oh yeah. So the meat is on top of the bread. And you're like, this is pretty good, but you know what's good? Better? Just to read it. I read it.

Yeah, just to read it. Just to read it for the cheese stick. I think we nailed that. You get it right out of the gate. I went to a fancy restaurant. You're probably in a similar vein once when I was in Chicago. And they served us a lobster roll.

It's like, OK, great. A lobster roll. That sounds delicious. They brought it out. It's like okay great a lobster roll that sounds delicious they brought it out it was the size of a quarter yeah yeah what the fuck is this I put it on my house it's like oh this is awesome yeah this is the best thing I've ever eaten and it's like tiny how much and how much money was it it was like it was a fucking fortune it's like yeah the moment that the the the moment that the plate is like the little like soups like the Chinese soups oh yeah that's when you're like oh oh boy, fine, here we go.

Yeah, I get excited when they see that. But there's like, there was a time when I go to every expensive restaurant they had, Prisman was like the, the thing. Everyone loved to have Prisman on it. Prisman Saman. Oh yeah, I was like, all right.

I always think that there's like, I always think that there's some secret consortium of like fruit growers, that's like this year. This is the year for pomegranates. And then they do it and they're like, this is the year for jackfruit. Like it's like whatever the grew too much of like shit. We gotta put some spin on this.

So you know, kale. So you know, kale. The fruit is really good. It is. It had like bowed that had, it was vegan. So instead of meat it at jackfruit. And it kind of had the texture of meat a little bit. See, but the end of the day though,

it's like these are all great fruits. You know, I also like bananas. Bananas are the best. If I had to give up all fruits except one, I'm keeping the banana. You go for the banana. My favorite fruit is still cheese steak. Yeah.

No, but have you guys ever tried durian? Yes. The king of fruits. I hate that fruit. Is it terrible? Yeah, they're called it corpse fruit. In Malaysia. That's why I want to try it,

because I see it banned everywhere So do it dude Duran will during actually kills like six people a year because the fruit is a giant spiny Bowling ball size fruit so in the act of becoming right it falls off trees and we'll fall on people's heads and kill them Oh My mom loves it and I'm really corp fruit. Oh my mom loves it and she We're just in Singapore and it's all over the South East Asia. You could smell it like just walking It smells like just propane. It's like propane and a rotting corpse my mom loves it So every time she got it we would banish her into the garage

She way you can only eat this in the garage. You should just sit there just nibbling the first travel internationally We see signs and hotels the first time I ever heard of it. I was traveling with Bernie We're staying as a durian is not allowed. Yeah, we were staying at a hotel in Toronto, and there was like hand drawn signs behind the front desk They were like no durian. Yeah, what's durian? Oh, it's a stinky fruit. I was like, okay, I've got to find out I've got a story. That's right. Yeah, there's a whole thing on it. We were just in yeah, and we ate this new fruit So whenever we travel we're trying to eat new. Snake fruit. Have you had snake fruit? No. You got to eat it before D2.

Oh, yeah, exactly. It's really fucking delicious. And it's like, they should have this in America. Everyone would like it. It's sort of like, like the skin looks like snakeskin. That's why it's called that. But the inside, it sort of tastes like the middle of a pineapple, but softer and like, but good.

It's part that we cut out for really, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But good. But good. Have you ever had a cherry moia? I don't know. Oh, yes, I have. You know what?

That's another one that was at restaurants a bunch. The way I heard about a cherry moia is kind of embarrassing. It's from a King of the Hill episode. I saw like a character eating a cherry moia. I was like, what the fuck is that? Eating your cultural. So I went down to like Whole Foods, you know, it's like, what's a cherry moia?

Do you have this? Like, yeah, they're right over there. It's like this dimpled, sweet fruit. It's like custard. You can't eat the seeds or poisonous, but it's like what's a cherry moira do you have this like yeah, they're right over there It's like this dimpled sweet fruit. It's like custard You can't eat the seeds are poisonous, but it's like you just get a spoon and just yeah We yeah, bunch of like fancy restaurants were doing that too like cherimoia soup and stuff well, there's a there's a rare fruit grower in just north of Los Angeles and He has like just like everything all kinds of weird stuff Yeah, and I should a place to grow produce.

It's north of Los Angeles. Well, no, here's a thing though. Well, but South, Southern California has the right climate for almost any tropical fruit, which is why he's able to do it. And just talking to him about it, he's like, yeah, back in the day, like 20s and 30s, it was huge. Fruits were all over up in California,

it was what they would grow. But then the avocado came along. And then they're just like, this makes us more money. So we're just going to take all of our fruits, put them over here, and just And then they're just like, this makes us more money. So we're just gonna take all of our fruits, put them over here and just grow avocado. It's just, it's a cash thing. And then climate wise, there's very few places that can support some of these fruits.

Wait, what about water though? How do you have our produce farm in Southern California with no water? It just seems like it's crazy to me. I'm sure they've got faucets. They've turned on. Yeah, they've turned on the faucet. I'm gonna run a hose.

I forgot the faucet. Yeah, they've got water. What you guys are doing about the lime shortage? hose. California. Yeah, it's real water. You guys heard about the lime shortage? Yeah. You go to a bar. There's no lines because the cartels are like have taken over the lime farms and have jacked up the prices. So it used to be like $12 a crate and now it's $100 a crate.

Really? Yeah. And then we went to an agave shortage a few years ago too for Tequila, remember? Yeah. Yeah. I heard an interview on NPR where they were talking about the lime shortage and they go down to Mexico and they talk to line farmers every story if it's starting they're talking to these Mexican line farmers and they're telling them you know our line's in short supply because prices are up like you know eight times 800% in the US the

farmers are like I'm still getting the same amount of money you know until me there's a line shortage like the money doesn't trickle down it's like there's a middleman summer. We're gonna cut this year. I'm gonna kill it with lime. I read a similar story where they went to Coco bean farmers and they gave them a chocolate bar because they'd never tried a chocolate bar. They never seen the finished product. That's a bummer. And it was a really uplifting story actually because they were like really proud of like all their work and what it went into. What chocolate bar did they give? I don't know. It's a go into the... Nestle Crut. Yeah, probably one. The King of Chocolate bar.

But even with Butterfinger and they cried. Yeah, we're gonna go from the UK who works for us. He says American Chocolate to him tastes like vomit. Can I say something? He's right. American Chocolate, like the base, like the good American chocolate is really good. But like the base, like Hershey's,

yeah, Hershey's is not good. But like, you know, like the better like Hershey's yeah Hershey's is not good But like you know like the better chocolate is good But like British chocolate like European chocolate the ones that they have like their Hershey's catberries is like way better Way better I ate so much chocolate like that's what we got in Pakistan So good. I remember actually in Pakistan we never had strawberries and then one guy They like started growing strawberries and we suddenly had like a new fucking fruit in the country. How weird is that? Yeah we just like now we have strawberries. It's amazing. We've seen you've been taking everything with strawberries. Yeah it's like animal crossing like someone visited their friends village and brought back a strawberry and put

it in the ground. Yeah it's like when you see a car in GTA Everywhere it's loaded in memory But it's funny because I mean it's like that thing of like you know Nobody told the guy that there's a lime shortage the coke would be in farmers who'd never tried chocolate It works the opposite way for us like I think it's crazy how few people know how their food is grown and prepared like I was up to show people this have you ever seen what a cashew looks like in the wild? Because you've had cashews about right? Yeah, you're afraid of YouTube. Yeah, it's like trail mix 101 man like I was up to show people this. Have you ever seen what a cashew looks like in the wild? Because you've had cashews about, right? Yeah.

You're in Freddie YouTube. Yeah, it's like trail mix 101, man. Yeah, you're cashew. Yeah, it's a worse part of trail mix. Yeah, exactly. We all know this. What did they not see you taking a girl's again? That's how a cashew grows.

It looks like a joke, right? Sure. Bernie is showing us a picture of a yellow pepper upside down. Yeah. With a green dick. Are there a bunch of cashews in it? Oh, no. The green is the cashew. The green is they just pick the cashew off that part and the rest of it They rest the cashew plant just goes away and they seems remarkable

Poisonous and then they have to cook it in order to make it edible What the fuck is all these things that are like poisonous and why are we going through all the trouble for cashews cashews? I like cashews. It's filler. It's probably cheap It's not you can't wait like a boomerang it comes back Well close my mind is there's this there's this tea that it is poisonous plants poisonous the tea made from the plant poisonous The second brewing of that tea is okay You like how the hell did you get to that? Can you trust?

Who's the guy who's like? Well, how did that brew this once or twice? Just a commitment. Well, this is like how desperate are you like back in the day? It's like, okay, oh, we're hungry. Oh, don't eat that plant. That guy just died. We'll open it to you out of it. Oh shit. He died too. Let's keep trying this place. No, how about we just move on? Maybe this plant's not something we want. It's funny if it was like even number of brewings are not playing. You're like, I don't know. I can't just brew it and know. I like how you drink it. You say drinking say wait is today Thursday yeah I like the idea of people discovering food for the

first time like thinking of like back to like caveman who's like looking at a cashew and like okay I'm really hungry I need the yellow part I got to try this and we'll know if I if I die you don't eat this. I saw just saw like a gift of a strawberry growing. Have you seen what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's so gross Horrible, it was like all these technical form and then it's like a weird like organism look like a little shop of horrors Yeah, it's really horrifying You ever see the point this is why we don't know this and we can eat our fruits without thinking about it Yeah, but we shouldn't know I don't want to know what the chickens were up to before they're in my sandwich

Like a pineapple I always assumed it came from a tree and it looks like a plant. It looks like a joke It looks like a bush where somebody set a pineapple in it They grow one pineapple a year. Yeah, it's that's right That's what it looks that's where your pineapple's come from You can take a top of a pineapple off and plant it and it'll grow another pineapple really Yeah, it looks like the top of the pineapple looks like a pineapple bush basically Yeah, it's like a tiny pineapple book. Yeah, yeah, yeah But it's just like a basically, you know, we'll put it up in the link dump

But essentially it's a bush with a pineapple just said into it and that's all it is Yeah, I've been to the dull plantation out there and it looks it's like the most colossal waste of space Because they're like these all these plants and just like there's one pineapple, there's two, we're the rest of them. How is it possible that pineapples don't cost like 40 bucks? But they don't, pretty expensive. Compared to like Appleton, but then. They're also fucking delicious.

They're pretty expensive. They're up there. They're up there. But here's the thing though, you could troll people so hard, which is like you should just start taking photos of fruit in like outdoor situation. I think this isn't that crazy.

This is how oranges are, and be like, I guess, like, like you just take some weird nut or fruit and just set it up in a, just set it up in a garden somewhere. Orange just grow underground. And it's like, did you know that? Did you know that, yeah, it's like, there's probably oranges under your house right now.

Go dig it right now. Grapes are a product of the organic industry. So there's this like, for like a hot minute, there was this thing where they're like, we've cross, did you know that they're all kinds of grapes? And we've crossbred this grape to be, to taste like cotton candy. And there's this like for like a hot minute. There was this thing where they're like we've cross But did you know that they're all kinds of grapes and we've cross bread this grape to be to taste like cotton candy And there's like a thing. Oh, yeah, this cotton candy grates. It tastes like grapes and that kind of stuff Well, no, it's grapes that tastes like cotton candy. I've seen no in my store They still apples it tastes like grapes now. That's you

They call it grapples no grraples grraples. Oh Graples yeah, that's it right, but no good. So I had one of these cotton candy grapes. And it's like, the first bite, it's just like, if you sniffed cotton candy really hard, that's the amount of flavor of cotton candy is in there. And then it just turns into a grape. I just spent six bucks on bull shit. Yeah, that's a good one. Well, you know how fake grape flavor is?

I think it's delicious, but it doesn't taste like grapes at all. But I had a grape that was fake grape flavor is I think it's delicious but it doesn't taste like grapes at all no but I had a grape that was fake grape flavored grape so it's the grape taste like grape candy like grape gum that was the best grape I've ever had yeah we actually didn't experimentally that we have a science show called immersion and I took all the artificial flavors and I flavored real fruits with the artificial flavors how did you do that we just injection yeah yeah and that's our employees to eat the thing was I didn't go for it like I saw this fruit out on our our table I was like that's disgusting business. This is a trick. They were hidden cameras all of this

I'm not I'm not eating all cameras appointed this what a banana Box with a string and a stick holding it up, but it is like we associate the artificial flavor with the fruit But it really tastes nothing like it. I mean, the guy who came up with the fake banana flavor had never tasted a banana. Yeah, it's just like, ever. I guess it's like a banana. This is what it looks like. Yeah.

A taste like this a little bit. I only eat plastic shopping bags, but I'm going to be the guy. I think I got this, guys. Well, there's a weird thing actually where natural, you know, when they say it's an artificial flavor versus a natural flavor, it's completely dependent on really weird factors. Like, for example, I think it's like strawberries. Like the artificial quote-unquote strawberry flavor is derived from actual strawberries, but it's a chemical. And if you create that chemical any other way, if you don't like crush down the thousand

strawberries for it, it's like, okay, this is an artificial flavor. It's like, but even though it's the exact same molecule, that's providing that flavor, if it was arrived at without killing a bunch of strawberries for it, or crushing that a lot of strawberries for it, that's natural, but if it's not, then it's artificial. It's really, even though it's the same thing. Exactly, same thing, yeah. So how did they get the artificial one?

I think science just labs. They go to the soda fountain machine and they just put a bunch of stuff together. And they just stop it. Yeah, real strawberries and then question question it's a root beer and fan I think our food beer fan of this to die for them Who goes up to you says like I make this to die for it's like really you're selling yourself out pretty hard here, dude I had that experience with the bar where we were in Manhattan for film festival

And we went to a bar in the middle of it the day in Manhattan And it was just us and the bartender and he goes you guys are in Manhattan he goes I'll tell you what I'm gonna make you guys a man had because I actually make a great man Hadden and you guys should have a man had while you're here in Manhattan We're like we just want whiskey and coke. He's like no you gotta try this then we tried it It was very clear for the first sip that we didn't like it. Yeah, and then the bartender just like Went to the other end of the bar and didn't like it. Yeah. And then the bartender just like went to the other end of the bar and didn't speak to us. And we just left.

It like ruined the whole experience. I watched like, you know, the guy theory show, which one is a dinosaur driving and bags. You can always tell because the cook it, how soon like the cut after he tastes it, whether he liked it or not. Sometimes he says, yeah, that's good. And then sometimes it's like a cut.

And then he's like, that was pretty good. Like he has to like collect himself to lie. We, I had a similar experience for your man, hadn't once I was at this bar. It was like a Brazilian themed bar. And the guy who the bartender was Brazilian. Yeah, they make like some weird drink. Like fruity cocktails.

What is it? Is it like a Brazilian drink like a Campo Chana or something like that? Is it like Hachaka? No, it starts with a Seattle remember what it's called. It's a drink that's like half-limes. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, I make this great.

We're not Australia, by the way. We're nowhere near Brazil. Is that a caparrino? Yeah, that's it. And he's like, I'm gonna make this drink free. He starts like crushing all these lines, making this terrible drink. The moment, I mean, he has so much effort to,

he's like, oh, shh. He hands it to me. I take a drink, I'm like, in my head, I think this tastes like vomit. I'm like, no, this is really good. Hey, they're calling you over there. He turns around, I literally took the whole drink and just like,'m like in my head. I think this tastes like vomit. I'm like no, this is really good Hey, they're calling you over there. He turns around. I literally took the whole trick I'm just like over my shoulder and you look back and there were like four other glasses

That drink Yeah, Capriana. Yeah, it's one of this Yeah, it's terrible social anxiety though He was just telling us a story about how he went to write a story Oh God and the guys made him fill out a yelp review in front of them. No way. No. That is not legal. No, it's not a Yelp review. It's a good gem. It was the Google review. And they should go to jail. Yeah. And they were like, why don't you

uh, you're just the way they do it is so insidious. No, they're like, I'm finishing up I'm signing all the paperwork and they're like, Hey, do you have your mobile phone on you? I was like, yeah. Like, oh, can you do a phone? Yeah, can you do a quick start guys? Like, can you do a quick service for us? I'm like fine, fine. He's like, okay, just go and open up Google Maps.

I'm like, what the fuck is this? Google Maps. He's like typing our address here. I was like, okay, he's like, now scroll down. Oh, no. Yeah, right? You read us one to five stars. And he's like, looking at me, looking at my screen,

like, all right, five stars. All right, now type a personal note about me. My name's Joe, just type it right there in that box. I was like, what? Oh, okay, he's like, type something. He's like, you know what, my shoulder. Joe is great, everything's awesome. You need to update that review bank that review was made under duress I posted it and as soon as I walk out I delete it like fine fuck

those guys the next day I come back and I need to get like one of those push cards so I want to be the office and I'm like hey I need to get a push card they're like hey mr. Sirola we're thinking about your review we went to look for it this today we can't seem to find it. You need to write another one It was a different guy he's like right right thing again now you've tried something about me because I'm helping you now No way yeah, I was like oh fuck that's ridiculous awful I couldn't I was like I just want to be out of the situation the weird situations. I have a hard time saying no to like if someone said this is the drink I make I'm like oh great sounds great buddy put it in my face Yeah, and of course by the way the moment is it's like oh this hold on this drink will take 20 minutes It's I gotta grab all this stuff and just like

Like the moment it takes like all that effort. You're just like I can't do anything. I have to say yes It's good. Yeah, I've got to love this. There is no other option We just got the passive way just turn it into material and then talk about it later. That's what you do with it. So then the thing that I hate is I told this story about the storage unit on our podcast. And I was very vague. I didn't use the guy's name.

So I didn't use the local guy. No, no. No, no, no. People found it. And people had started one starring them and giving like bad reviews and calling people out by their name. I was like, I didn't, oh, you don't want that to happen. I intentionally didn't mean that.

And you have the info. I told you not to do it. I know. And everyone's like, gust, I promise you to tell a story again. Yeah, it's a great, now it's out there again. Yeah, yeah. And if you guys find the place,

Tom Gussenschen. How did they figure out the place? This isn't Austin? I don't know, I think, like what's the name of the place? I'm not gonna say it. But I think in the original recording, I said how many stars it had

and approximately how many reviews it had. So they went through every fucking storage place in town until they found one that was approximately correct. And they found the one review that was in there where somebody else had written one star, they're making me write this review in front of them. Oh, man. Oh, perfect. And I said, that's the guy to follow on Yelp.

That's the guy who gives real review. Yeah, that guy does take shit from nobody. Yes. I always said, the worst part about Yelp is that all the reviews are written by the kinds of people who write Yelp reviews. Exactly. They're all like, he's nicety assholes. Right.

Oh, and the worst ones. I do the whole thing where I'll just go through just collecting I'll go the place I like and just start scrolling down like there's a steakhouse I really like and I was just like the movie one starts like I'm a vegetarian but I was like you don't get to say anything about This place like you even here. Yeah, and they always sound like somebody with an axe to grind Oh, I hate it. It's just like It's like people are just yeah, and those people are just like would you ever want to you dinner with these people ever? Did you imagine if you knew something like that vegetarian fuck no

That's not my vegetarian food, but like you were saying with star fruit that it's a good meat substitute I don't want the meat substitute jackfruit. Yeah, I don't want I don't want the meat substitute at all Yeah, don't fake it. Yeah, but you know what this doesn't like like you know like say tan or like all that shit You could tell right away And the problem is always the texture. It's just a texture feels like nothing else you've ever had. But the Jackfruit actually has these sort of like strands. It sort of was like, do you guys have the comic book, too?

No. Have you guys heard of it? No. It's really, really good. I think they're on their fifth or sixth trade now, and it's about, it's a normal world. Everything's normal except this is one guy who has this power that if he touches food he feels like everything that happens if he eats the chicken, he feels everything that the chicken went through. So FBI finds out and they use them to solve like murders like they make him eat a little bit of the dead body.

Oh, it's really funny, it's really good. But there's like a fruit like that that's like a meat fruit people start growing. And it's sort of based on the jackfruit. Like I think a lot of like Asian countries use that as like a cheap meat substitute. Well, in terms of meat substitute actually, well, one, we're getting closer just growing them. Just lab lab meat. Dude, did you read this? So this was like a year ago where the group meet in the lab. Yeah, yeah. But then they had three like there, a chef come out and then a normal person, like three people review the meat in a, and they grilled burgers,

out of this meat, they grew in a lab and they had these people eat it and the reviews of the people, the chef was like, it's not really seasoned right, like what the fuck? Are you doing? We grew this, I grew this, I did it 10 years, I made this in that drawer. It's like $200, you didn't put enough salt on it, bro.

Yeah, I mean it's no in and out. Yeah, like, not long.ions of dollars. You didn't put enough salt on it. Yeah, I mean, it's snowing and out. I'm like, I'm on mine. This is magic. I didn't magic. And it was crazy. It cost something like $200,000 for that one burger. Yeah. And it wasn't seasoned properly.

It's going to, I think that's what we're going to do. We're going to be growing meat in a lab. It's going to be great. Well, that's it. That they hear. And this will gross you out. But in terms of the most cost effective meat protein source is, it's like tapeworms. Worms basically. The one thing that they hear, and this will gross you out, but in terms of the most cost effective meat protein source,

is like tapeworms. Like worms basically. Ground up is the most effective like dollar per grams of protein value that you could have. And they're like, maybe this is a little bit of a variation of humongous. Never gonna get it. It's just a marketing thing.

We just got a name at something, right? If we get to the point where we're working at, it's like we get the Sim City, we get all the grid filled, and we got to work at the most efficient level possible. We got this already. But this is a mark because people drink nut juice, like soy milk, that's press nut juice, dude. But they just, they just, they just,

they just, they just, they just, they just, they call it soy milk. It's like, and they're not juice. Like any, like, like, soy milk, or like, or almond milk. Almond milk. Wait, better than the tapeworm

well I know books that that's what I'm saying but if you called it but if you called it press nut juice ain't nobody gonna buy that but it's really it's really just a matter of context I mean if eating a worm is really not different than eating anything else no but it looks like a fucking worm yeah yeah yeah yeah was a whole book about how to eat fried worms. I just want to remind you. Yeah, good point. Yeah. There is press and pull. I'm saying they just got to find the right name for it.

Sure. And they would be fine. Like, it's like, we're going to think about how the hell the people are this carousel. How the hell do you discover coffee? You get coffee, you can't eat it. So then they roast it, then they try to roast it when they, that's terrible. Yeah. So then they grind it up and pour hot water over it, then throw away the thing and eat

the water. Yeah. They were bored. So bored. I mean, the first person to eat a coconut, most of the guys trust me, take us three days, but I think there's something in there. Or oysters. I found this rock and had meat in the middle of it. The taste like the ocean. I hate, I can't stand

seeing it. I don't like seafood either. Yeah, I people think I up such a weirdo about it But it's like to me. I feel like the ocean is a giant toilet You get and I just can't eat anything out of the toilet. Yeah, it's God's basement. Yeah, I'm gonna mistakes there No, they wouldn't find them. Yeah, and we're like, oh, yeah, let's go fuck with these things It's hidden seven miles under the ocean Yeah, like giant squids. I mean those are monsters that are are on earth. And we're just fine with, you know, that they're out there. We don't want to.

Yeah, we're just above them. Like, they don't come up. They're fine. I like stuff that we haven't yet seen with our eyes, but we've seen the evidence of it. Like these giant squids where we just see the marks on like whales. Yeah, we see a huge sucker marks on whales. Yeah, the biggest one that they estimate that eyeball would be Four feet long imagine face to face with the say it's just like I the whole thing

Amazing. Yeah, that's unbelievable. It's and then yes, we're missing out seafood. It's awesome See food right? Well that seafood is your your is our ability to control and and and and try and like Dominance over monsters and try and like exert dominance over monsters. Fuck up ocean. Yeah, it is. In this case, it's decimated. Exactly. It's not new studies like that all fish in the ocean will be extinction levels by 2048 now or something like that.

Let's try to do it sooner. This is one of the things, so it's like one of the things with sushi right? Because bluefin tuna is like delicious. It's what, okay, problem. One, delicious. Problem two, it's on the way out. Like, all of the fish is on the one. It's like it's delicious. It's one, okay, problem, one, delicious. Problem two, it's on the way out. Like, it's so suspicious.

Oh, the way it's good. It's bad. I caught it. But there's a problem though, like in your mindset, where it's like, hey, here's some blue fit too, and you're just like, in your mind, you're like, this was going extinct. I better get on this.

You can't have, like that's such a bad thing to think. Like I should shouldn't think, I'm the problem. But at the same time, like, yeah, but like everyone else ain't stopping in so it's gonna happen anyway Which means I get on this yeah, which is yeah, and then that's the hardest thing is like like recycling You're like well, it's I don't do it. It's not really gonna affect it. No, that's yeah It's everything well in what I was living in LA by the way We used to do that. We just separate our recycling and I was living on a kind of crappy street by USC

And we stopped because There was a recycling center a block away from us. So people do anything So they would but they were like homeless guys would come by and just take cans and we became like The jackpot on the street because we had everything separated out in a bag. It was just like a bag of money Way for people. So we got woken up a bag of very little Very little. Yeah, it's like two dollars a bag but but but it was enough that at 4 a.m We got woken up because there's two guys like fighting like all in out brawl in the street over our bag of

Oh you were their territory. We were their territory and these two guys were just like streaming each other just blood the homeless and From that point I was like we're just gonna put the cans with everything else and it'll get figured out later I have a kind of a fucked up view on conservation where like I say fuck it like I don't like recycling I don't like trying to save the earth because my rationales like trying to save the earth no because of that this here's a boy here we go I'm not gonna have kids so I only need the earth to be good for another 40 years or so beyond that

Fuck it. So I don't want to be not be good for another 40 years I just let's be realistic 20 so I just I don't want a diminished like I just need a good few years and then beyond that who cares Listen when we got to the point with the company where the company was taking off I I brought in a financial advisor to all the guys that work for me younger guys Gus was one of them I said you got to meet with these guys and tell them what to do with their money. Just please, they won't listen to me. So you talked to them.

Oh yeah, they're like NBA players. Yeah, absolutely. And so I had this financial guy, I practiced myself. You're going to go and they're not going to, they're, you got to be prepared for what you're dealing with. These guys, they don't care. I mean, they're from the start. And the financial advisor, I talked to people like this all the time to work. They don't care at all.

He came out of the meeting with Gus and he was pale. I go, what happened? He goes, well, I asked Mr. Sorola, I said, what's your retirement plan? And he told me to die at 40. And then I said, well, Mr. Sorola, that doesn't happen. What's your backup plan? And Gus looked at me right in the face and said, shot gun.

I mean, you don't want to be like, that's another thing. Like, you don't, I don't ever want to be so old. I can't take care of myself. Like, dude, 40. But you're still like at your peak, you know, you're still at your prime. And then after that, like things start to peter off, like, I don't want to wake up one day and be like, oh my god, I can't do anything anymore. Yeah, but that date has moved significantly. But you can do anything to start with. That's true. It's not like you're some like, Olympic athlete in your prime right now. I got race horses anymore.

I was walking out in the heat earlier, and I thought, what if I collapse right now from the heat? Like, that's the level. Like, walking to my car was too much. It is super hot out. Yeah, it is. It is. And that's a hard part about aging is realizing.

You go from that stage of like, I might be able to do this, this or I'm not doing this to I'll never be able to do it I miss the window. Oh, yeah, I was playing I started the new NBA game. I created a rookie and it wouldn't let me put my birth date It was like a rookie at this age Like even the video game won't let me do it It's like your maximum stamina if you do that was like 40 Yeah, you're severely handicapped.. Yeah the people my age at the NBA they call them old men. Season season season veterans. Look at Derek Fisher life. Yeah well we should we should probably wrap things up here before too long I don't want to take too much of your time. I know both of you

are really busy doing a bunch of stuff. I think Freddie, you probably just wrapped up with some of your VGHS stuff. We did. We're in full on post-production now. So we're just sitting around editing all day. It was a big deal because we transfer everything to a server that has fiber optics. And they're like, yeah, David Fincher's got this server.

And that's it, no one else. And it was grown men sitting around looking at file transfer speeds and getting excited over it. So that's life in a nutshell. Just as that is, this house all the time and he brings in the message. I'm going to check it out. I'm going to check it out.

You have a premier. We're looking at fall of this year. Another record setting, crowdsourcing for that as well, crowdfunding for the. It was. And then, well, I understand you guys are going for it too. Yeah, we're doing it, but we're doing it pretty soon for the new feature we're working on. You guys are doing a kickst...

Oh, you're going to do a movie? Yeah, we're going to do a sci-fi live action comedy. Yeah. Oh, that's great. Shooted in Austin. Austin has a great movie scene, huh? It really is. Yes, we just moved into a new studio at a sound stage

at the Austin Film Studios. So we've got huge amount of space to work with. It's great. cool thing is, it's a show that you're on now for HBO Silicon Valley is my judge, an Austinite, makes that show. Yeah, he's an awesome dude. Yeah, yeah, we would there for Southwest, and he showed us around

like the non-South West areas. I really love that city. Everybody says that, but they don't live there. Like you should come live in Austin, all of you. You too, Freddie. And in all seriousness, in terms of just production, like if we could move this whole operation and have everyone be okay with leaving,

we would be out of LA so fast. The problem is getting everyone okay with leaving LA. Talent's a hard thing too. Yes, yeah. Yeah, I mean, for I think- But barbecue, am I right? Barbecue, there you go. Yeah, low rate.

You should be low rate. Again, five pounds, no matter how long I'm there for. Yeah, it's just like that we have to stop over here. Just stay a long time. And five pounds is like nothing. Yeah, it's like, oh, I did pretty well. Austin and New Orleans, both places. All of our food is fully constructed in Austin.

No deconstruction of any sort. No reductions of any kind. So you're on a come out, you're on Silicon Valley. That's going to be wrapping up here pretty soon. Yeah, I think it's two more episodes left, and it's the two-part finale, which is really good. And then, but we're taking a week off between them, they're doing the AIDS movie,

what's it called, the Good Heart, Normal Heart? Normal Heart, yeah. So there is gonna be us, then the movie about AIDS, and then the third. But you know, that's frustrating to me, even as a viewer, when they do that, when they get a hit show that's going on, and they take breaks to like premiere a new show

in the middle of it. Well, in a way, it's sort of a vote of confidence for our show and that it's like, well, we maybe can trick people at it. In your show's on and they'll watch this movie. That's absolutely how I feel about it. Yeah, so I'm like, that's good. And they've been so, HBO has been so fucking amazing

to work for. They've been so HBO has been so fucking amazing to work for. They've been so wonderful in every way that I mean, if it's I'd rather have the mayor back to back, but if not, small price to pay for being able to, you know, they stuff we do. Yeah. Well, it's been everybody's been talking about it. Is HBO really is it is cool to work for? Is it seems like it would be there's so great.

I so so Mike, Mike judge, we were on set and we were sort of riffing and we sort of did this really dark. Like, I forget I was 9-11 job or something. It was super dark. And I was like, well, we can't use that. He's like, we could do whatever we want. They will just let you do whatever you want. It didn't make it in, because it was really horrible stuff.

But yeah, they let him do whatever they want. And then this never happened. So we shot the eight episodes. And then before we had our premier in LA like the big party and premier But it was like four days before it actually showed and the head of HBO the head of program and came up to every single actor And was like hey just so you know We're gonna pick you guys up for a second season doesn't matter how many people watch it or don't watch it It's so different from other networks. But there's this wall between you and them and they have the power and they like use it all the time and they make you like no, they have the power.

With them, I had to, they did a premiere for Insolent Con Valley for Insolent Con Valley and I couldn't do it because I was like the next day I have to be home at 6 a.m. So they flew me back on the HBO Jet. Wow. Wow. Unreal. They're like,'re like so so wonderful and you know all their shows are great like Game of Thrones. You guys watch Game of Thrones. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's Detective. Yeah, it seems like HBO and AMC are like just making all the good content. Yeah, but AMC will also have like some weird reality show about like what was that one that was like some small town secure it was cost all that secure what was that show cheap of mitches and cheap and that the the freak show isn't there like a about like the freak there's like a freak who live together like the people who hammer was there was a one with

um all I'm a low winter sun they kept pushing it during breaking bad over and over like that because they were pushing it during breaking and I've never saw over again. People didn't like that because they were pushing it during breaking bad and I've never saw the show. Yeah the guy's doing like car commercials now. Who? The the main character from low winter sun. He does like car commercials. Was it Mark? Wasn't Mark strong on it? He was the bad guy from like for five years he was the bad guy and everything like kickass. He was the bad guy and the bald guy. It's so funny because we're all going to be talking about this just from having watched the promos. Yeah.'m trying to build the story of that. I have no idea what that shows about. It's winter. Well, the sun is close to setting. Okay, good to know. All right, what we should go

ahead and wrap up? I wanted to give him a shout out for the, we were on midnight just recently at midnight and I didn't use hashtag butts and I kept meaning to the entire night so yeah call out. Oh and one more thing I'll promote we did I do this show with my friend Jonah I called the meltdown we do a live show here and we did eight episodes for Comedy Central and I don't know when that's coming out but it's gonna be really good we had like a lot of awesome guests weird ow was on it and awesome and Michael Black and like a ton of awesome. And what's the format of the show? Jim Gaffigan. It's a standup show, but what we did was we approached every show as a documentary of

the night rather than like a, you know, presentational standup show. So there's not a backstage stuff we cut back and forth between the standup and backstage. Like if something goes wrong in the show, like we had an audio cue that went wrong and like it was real bad. Like that's in the episode. It was us trying to figure this out. And it's not like scripted at all. It was like a real problem.

Like you see me get like kind of shitty. Like it kind of, I don't think, you know, it's a show that I'd want to see, but I haven't seen yet. So hopefully people like it. But that'll come out either the fall or maybe even early next year. Well, we'll keep us updated.

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