Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #273

Episode Date: May 27, 2014

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It's not the first time to show. Yeah, but just press record and pull it out. Also, no one else is going to have any visibility as to what we're talking about. Before the show, there's a whole run-down. Before the show takes place, there's a countdown. All this stuff get ready, quiet on set. The ads play, the intro plays. Yeah.

The whole shebang. On a podcast, it's not live here how is that that goes record hey but they they record all of our podcasts yeah but this is this isn't live it doesn't matter the people watching the beginning you can just bang that on after no you're crazy it's you don't understand why it's so So we got to stop on this and then upload it. So what's easier to go back later and bang it on? What's going on? Which takes time or you just just count down from 10

and then you automatically get it on there. That's actually easier. See how it's easier. Do we know edit this at all? No. Well, a little bit. There's some editing on it. We already know it. So you have to re-export it anyway. But what if you don't have to? What if there are no edits that are necessary? I get an appointment, that are shit and out anything that makes me sound stupid because that would be

Important to me I hope it's It's down to like a 15 minute We ended it out us being stupid. We'd have a 15 minute I would never be on it. That just be a blind I'm saying particularly for me if I ever like if it ever comes up that I contradict myself or I talk out of my ass I would prefer if you guys edit that out if that should ever happen at any time After all of these podcasts, it's impossible to keep track of whether or not we've contradicted ourselves or

Or anything so so much time is passed and then you talk to people off the podcast Which means you don't know whether you've told it on the podcast and it's a whole thing. Yeah It's a nightmare to match. Okay, welcome and podcast. Hey, welcome to the podcast. What did I do? People complaining to me, they're like, well, Bernie said this, I read a comment about.

Bernie said this and I was like, you can't. Shouldn't listen to the show. That guy's an idiot. Why would anybody listen to me at this point? That's Bernie in the past. That guy, I got a jerk. I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about. This week, I was so proud.

I did math math on the fly last week. Did you just say, Beth? No, I said, Matt. He took a path on the past. I got a jerk. I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about. This week so proud. I did math math on the fly last week. Did you say bath? No, I said math. I did math on the fly. I did. I did. I corrected myself. I did math on the fly. You did math on the fly. And someone called me out for getting it right now. I was really proud. I remember you doing that math. I did it. What was it for? It was we were I don't know. We were talking how we podcast people were on. I don't remember either. I think he must have recorded it afterwards and put it in there. Nope. It really happens I can't see you in the back because it was recording us gather people in the control room Barbara and I'm Bernie Thank you. I'm not doing the two intro thing. I'm mixing it up end of an era. What do you mean?

I'm in modified anyway, so earlier today. I should do stupid intro thing to you He used to be a woman. I used to be a woman in every intro Diane Lane. Oh, I forgot I'm at least a pret which I don't think is a real name But you abused me about that too, and so I gave up I have no confidence. You'll be sent me a great series of videos Earlier today It's the what's what's the name of the channel Megwin TV? I think it's the name of the channel What's the name of the channel? Megwin TV, I think it's the name of the two channels.

I didn't look at the name of the channel. It's the three Japanese dudes who come to LA. I like it already. But they go to LA, I should say. And they get in the car and they decide they're going to drive around and go to 10 fast food burger places. Okay. And they make like an impromptu roulette wheel on their front tire.

And they say whoever's name is touching the ground when we park, that's who has to eat a burger at this place. They speak almost no English like really hard to understand and they have to go in and order the most popular combo. Bring it back to the cart, eat it and they drive to the next one if whoever's name is touching the ground, they have to go in and do it. Oh, you're doing 10 in a row. Yeah, in a row.

Yeah. It's fucking amazing. It came out I guess in November of last year, it's only got like 150,000 views. It needs more. It is. I've never heard Gus laugh more at a video watching on your computer than this year. But I would have to pause it. Two of the dudes are eating four.

At least two of them. Who knows with probability, right? You were the mass again. Yeah. It could be the same guy eating all of them. No, at least two of them are going to eat four. I mean, saying there's somebody going to at least four. Yeah.

Combo's. I wouldn't do that. And some of them are like back to back like the next place is Right across the street. We can walk there and this road It's how it would be at least to it. Well, I'm saying there's the I said that wrong I actually would say somebody's gonna eat at least four At least one of the guys can leave for I mean just probability one guy's gonna eat now. I got it wrong entirely I was a math genius for about five minutes and now it's all fucking gone Gavin It's all gone editing that part out. It's all gone. Yeah, and it's that out and it's that out whoever's smart and do that

I just like how the first burger they go to they're so excited and they're like oh, I'm so hungry I can't I can do all of these the first guy who eats it. You're just like yeah, I got this. Yeah They I guess they had a star of themselves for 12 hours before that. Yeah, and I went to it You should absolutely watch it. We'll definitely put in the link dump. It's phenomenal I tried to order that food is probably the best Yeah, they take like a little zoom recorder in with this You can hear them try to order and the people like not understanding them at all Yeah, I actually feel like a very like a Japanese thing to like they didn't bring in like a video camera to record it

They just brought in the audio recorder right that's a lot of like that would be like rude I feel like if they brought in a video camera to record it. They just brought in the audio recorder. Right. That's a lot of like, that would be like rude, I feel like, if they brought in a video camera, even though Japanese people have cameras everywhere and put them up each other. Yeah, they just like, they just like, they put it down and then they just have like an exterior shot.

There's also like all those like graphics all over the screen and like all these like colorful, like text things coming up like super. Yeah, they're speaking in Japanese so the whole things like subtitled. Yeah, but they have like things like flash up and everything too. Remind me of that going global short that we did for...

It's weird, I just showed that to somebody the other day. I never get to do that. I saw you watching that on Facebook. Oh yeah, I got to turn that off. I said Bernie, just watch this. Well, this is a show. It's a state of the money. It shows client quality Rooster Teeth video to entertainment.

Exactly. You know what I mean? What's the, is there any video series that you watch? Because whenever I watch something on Rushi.com it shows up I think I most religiously watch the RTAs. Yeah, I think me too. They're easy. They're fast. Yeah, that's all over my Facebook It's like a minute sharing you laugh and then that's it but on Rushi specifically like I would never watch an RTA on YouTube ever Does he export those videos at the frame rate of the animation like? Yeah, so that's why the logo is a little

little choppy as a result of it. Ah, fucking rat it him out. I think it's either intentional. It's either 12 or 15 frames a second. Yeah, it looks like garbage. I have to call Jordan out for something. Oh, what? Before you do that, is it really a law in Japan

that camera phones have to make a shutter noise? I've heard that. I don't know that that's fact-breath I've heard probably heard of the same way you have I don't take pictures in the bathroom or stick them up girl skirts You can't silence it. What if you're recording? What's that? What if you're recording? That is an interesting question 30 times a second makes a warring projection noise. All right call Jordan out So last weekend we did the RT salute stream,

or I guess it would be two weekends ago by the time this comes out. Yep. And we were doing a bunch of trivia questions based on research content. And I called Jordan, I said, hey, what's the first RTA that had any color in it? I have two microphones now.

I know what this is. What is it? The answer would be Joel putting the snake in the pool. Incorrect. That is what Jordan told me. I thought it was the sunset. It was actually either the Omnibus or the New Orleans story part two, whichever one came first.

There was a little bit of yellow in that. Yeah, there's like the egg, I see my car got egged. There was an egg on it. There's a yellow yolk on that egg. There's also when you talk about... So, element of color. When you talk about the man, the sauce, and the flyer on the poster board is yellow.

Oh, right. Because we talk about it being all yellow, newspaper, I forgot to meet the man. Yep. I forgot about that time when you'll call the governor. You were there, I forgot about that, right? How long was it? It was parked there like a month or something.

Yeah. I don't know. We went out to style once, and it wouldn't. Oh, something. I was just talking about it. I live in neighborhood where a lot of people park on the street now. I'm glad your car got egged I also I parked in front of an empty lot So what? There's no one no one lives there because you fucking have to drive my I lived on that's my neighborhood

I lived on that street Italian alleyway So it's like you're a part of this side you park on this side your car Egg I hope your car gets that people get sick of it Seeing stuff that can move that isn't moving people get sick of it. I agree if you see something the same place forever You you'll want to move it. Why's tree get it away right this on bricks Like the faster something can move is also the shorter amount of time that it doesn't move I figure it's abandoned that's the way I feel about it. On bricks. Well I made a house not gonna move.

The tree. Yeah. I should have put a car up on bricks it's okay. That even works. That even works. That even replaced those hires with bricks. My neighborhood every time and you know it's so funny because it's like I basically live in like an H where there's a big through way here,

a big through way here, and then my street that goes between them. I always go on the one that's the most packed with cars. I don't know why. I can very easily just turn left out of my house and go up the other one, but I always go up the blocked one. And it's like, there's this apartment complex or condo complex where people park on this side of the street

and they park on this side of the street So it like narrows the street significantly There are two cars coming your fuck your fuck your fucked Mm-hmm, and then the everybody gets mad at each other my solution now is every time I go through that stretch of cars that are parked on Need to set a street I just lay on the horn constantly I really do it. I love to see that I threw you in the morning burn you coming home I really do it. I love to see that I threw you in the morning burning coming home I'm gonna condition them to not apart. Yeah, and even what else did that I live like 300 feet from that place where I do it so I be no issue start honking and with your other hand throwing eggs

If I put up a fake no parking this side of the street sign on one of the sides of the street What's what's the worst that could happen to me? In personation. They couldn't prove it was you, right? We should do is just paint, they can't turn it. At your house and the two neighbors read. Totally thought about doing it. Totally thought about doing it.

I think we did a really good job of it. Like, made it look totally real. Properly put it in and cement nicely. I don't think anyone would do anything about it. I think they would never know. They would also let it go, it's you. How would they know? Now I said they wouldn't know. Yeah, because they had no way of doing it. They had no they would never know. They would also let us know, they know. How would they know? They wouldn't know.

Yeah, because they had no way of doing it. They keep track of each sign, right? I've seen what I suspect to be shitty fake signs in my neighborhood. I'll see you on the next. That one doesn't look like it's installed quite right. I guarantee you can do this. People have done this.

Let's do this. Let's make it out to your life out of it. And I can just take a no parking sign from somewhere else because Lord knows, what's that? What's that fucking million of those in Austin? That's the thing. I want no parking sign. I. And I can just take a no parking sign from somewhere else because Lord knows what the fuck in million of those in Austin. That's the thing. I know one of the parking signs, it's not hard to park. Do you think there's more no parking signs than there are actually parking spaces in the city of Austin?

Probably. Probably pretty fucking close. And now we have all this shit like car to go spots and things like that. You like that though? I do. But it still takes away my parking. And you say, you know, I hate, and thank God we don't really have a ton of this in Austin. I hate those super conditional parking signs.

We were at NLA last week and I parked, I was like, okay, I'm gonna see if I can park here. And I'm like, and it's like three signs long, like, oh shit, okay, today's Wednesday, it's not after 6 p.m., but it's before 4 p.m. I think I can park here. Compact car. This is a speed app where you can say,

where I'm standing, is this can I park here right now? Yes, absolutely. That should be it. That's fucking million dollars. If you use that field technology or whatever, it's good. Has there ever been a time when you've been at a parking lot or a garage where there's a guy asking for money to like pay for parking and you're thinking to yourself,

is this lot actually charging or is this a guy that just came to this lot? There's always something don't pay the parking attendant. But I feel like with like big festivals like South by Southwest or something else that goes on in Austin, I feel like people would just go to these popular areas and pretend to be a parking attendant. Well then just leave cause in the street. No, they, I mean, they just take the money, be like, all right, you can park in space

for a team and then you didn't actually pay for it. Like I went to this garage that's near my hairdresser. That's always free. But for some reason, there was this guy there that was taking money because it was like some, I think it was F1 weekend or something. And he's like, yeah, the parking's charged this time. But he was just a guy standing there like taking cash. There is a very famous urban legend,

which I believe we've talked about in the podcast, Pizzura, at the Bristol Zoo guy. And it was a parking machine there at the Bristol Zoo. And it was this nice old man that everybody knew he worked at the Bristol Zoo and it was this nice old man that everybody knew he worked at the Bristol Zoo and he retired after 25 years. He just stopped coming to work and retired and so the Bristol Zoo called the city and said, hey, we need a new parking attendant and the city said, there's no parking attendant.

That's your property. There's no parking attendant for the zoo and they figured the guy over the years by the number of cars and what he charged, he made something like 2.4 million pounds and just disappeared. But it's an urban legend. Yeah, it's a funny one. It goes along with what you're saying. I mean it's possible. It's very possible. It's like squatting basically. It's like people just assume they see the sign and the sign is there long enough. If I put a no parking this side of the street sign there I wonder if I keep there long enough if that would actually like be designated by the city like How do they know that they probably go around the truck and go? Oh, yeah, this is a no parking

This was not on our list for some reason. Yeah, it was funny if you got caught and ticketed for your own sign How would I do? I would do it. It would be love. What's the risk here? Like it's fine. Am I gonna go to prison? It's really a fine thing. What you should do. Actually, I said previously that you should put it in your neighbor's yard and extend it. I actually just put it in your own yard. And if they see it, he'd be like, what you think I'd be stupid enough to do it in my own yard. I fucking neighbor. Well, this fucking bullet put my yard. It's actually not my street. It's a street over from mine. But there's a street I have to take. And that one's the nightmare. You guys, you guys must have seen this.

Yeah, well, we come to your house once a week for Game of Thronesones and there's no cars no cars and it's always cars. It's always at night too so you can't see shit. Yeah, and there's no street lights on my street either. Nope. Great. I have I have a fucking I got a hurricane coming right at me too. You know what I got the situation. I moved into that house after they closed the Alamo that they're reconstructing there and it's taking them about two years to reconstruct that alamo when that thing goes back up that could be a fricking nightmare i'm really happy about it because i get to walk to an alamo draft house theater

but so could everyone else yeah so i was gonna have that same idea i actually read the most hipster fucking article the name of things in austin that are just gone and will never get back jj read it it probably was i was thinking the other day i was talking with jj and i was like article in the name of on things in Austin that are just gone and we'll never get back. JJ right? It probably was. I was thinking the other day.

I was talking with JJ and I was like every time I talk to JJ I feel like he's such a film guy. I feel like I want a cup of coffee to cigarette. I feel like that's the way I have to interact with JJ. Well, I think I may have seen the same article. It was awful. It was awful. Was it the one that had this spaghetti warehouse on it?

Yeah. I was like, what the fuck the spaghetti warehouse? A fucking shitty ass Italian chain Austin has grown a lot in the last couple decades It's and in the last five years. It's fucking gone nuts You've been here about five years at this point, right on an off like six years. It's been pretty nuts Yeah, there are parts of town that are just leveling and then they're rebuilding them. Oh my god They found the thing They never once got the list of things you'll never an awesome again. And number one was the old spaghetti warehouse

Which was like the shittiest it'd be like missing the olive garden Yeah, that's dead Leslie. Yeah, there's something on here that a legit You guys have told a lot of stories about him one thing they said that you'll never see again in Austin is Why not your list? No, the alamos south Lamar and people are the comments are like pointing out like they're rebuilding it right now And they go yeah, but they're rebuilding it but it looks like a Jetson's theater and also part of the charm of it Is not being able to park there and having to park in the neighborhood. I was like fuck you Blocking hipster right in this goddamn thing absolutely one food to also notice like see if you scroll to the the Alamo If you could find that one Patrick. Oh, somebody on some blog did this.

Who the hell knows? Yeah, I mean, anyone can write anything you put on the internet. That's true. But also, it's still like such a small town vibe to it. That there was a guy who ran a place called the Tamali House, like really close to our new studio. Yeah, right.

We were right near there, weren't we? Yeah. When we figure out your mom's burgers is closed. Oh, is it closed now? Yeah. Yeah, they just go and buy out. We try to go there twice in a row. And your mom's burgers is closed. Oh, is it closed now? Yeah, yeah, they just go We try to go there twice in a row and it turns out they were closed and it turns out they were closed But didn't say anything about it and they Yeah, the heavy

Like the guy who ran that place at Tamele House he died Mm-hmm, and so then like the restaurant just shut down like that's like such a small town thing to me like right the owner of the restaurant Died, so yeah, they just got rid of it the the other day. Oh, they have the bring back the alamos south of Mars And you're talking about which it's so stupid They're The reason why it's not there is that they're building it like eight times as big the I think it was yesterday I went to lunch with Barbara and I went we went out to burger techs out there on airport and I don't know if you've ever been there but it's like the kind of like old Austin like weirdness like

That's the kind of place people fell in love with Austin over like in the late 80s You know, they say they set up that place and then they never changed it and we walked into barbers like this place is filthy It's filthy and it's the most random looking place you'll ever go the dick horse all over the place I saw a recent thing where they updated that for robber Rodriguez's New dust old on TV series that they turned that for Robert Rodriguez's new Dustle Dawn TV series That they turned that into a big Kuna burger and actually wasn't the burger text. It was the the old six napkins Oh, place which is over there. Oh, which is like across the street on air. I thought that was burger text based on the the screen It was delicious though. I have to be good. Yeah, they were they have a bulgogi burger Which is like the Korean barbecue beef that they make into

a hamburger. Yeah. It's just one of those places where you build your own burger, right? They call it your number and we try to wait there until they sit number seven. That's just something to have one hate. I just wish we could be done with eating. I wish that was a service where it's just like, and then food went in my stomach. Oh, listen, I got this thing that we could give you.

It's called Soilent. It's a real thing. Soilent. I got this thing that we could give you. It's called Soilent. It's a real thing. Soilent. I got tired of eating. And so he designed a drink that you just drink the drink, and that's it. It's all your nutrients. And I saw a vice-doc-soil-soil-do you ever have a solid shit

again for the rest of your life? I don't know, because I'm not going to drink it. Speaking of shit, Gavin, you're still leaking, aren't you? How do you know that, Barb? He told us not leaking still. I'm just I'm still Seeping entirely liquid at this point. Are you? It's bad to have it for a week. I think I'm dying That's not good. Yeah, what are you doing to combat that? I just think you have a lot of doing to combat that like just Medi-playing the way I tried to give him some of my modium before we came on the podcast because I quit his At a pill I said yeah, he's no I'm a choke on that. It's been quite a week because we're like we've said a couple times

We're pre-recording this so yeah, but it happened on Wednesday. I'm last week when we did at midnight. Oh, yeah So you were you were sick while we taped that no sick the day after they had breakfast next breakfast So Thursday morning, which was a week ago What the most nerve-wracking things is when we were taping that at midnight thing, after, like in the middle of the first segment, I thought, what if I needed to take a piss? And I was like, oh shit, no, I was like, I psyched myself out like, I know I need to take a piss.

Now you know what it's like, dude? And then there was that segment where there was that video game where you get this urinal power thing. And I was like, that was really just fucking me. Like some cosmic entity fucking with me, and you watched it with me. What you said in your answer, right? You're like, now I need to pee. Yeah, I was like, God, I gotta take a piss so bad. Not at all. It's just like you're on his psychologically. Yeah, so I took the Dr. Gavin free methodology. How are you actually selling that show for?

Shown a little over an hour. Yeah, we're 10 minutes or so. Yeah, they ended it, you know, some of the pauses down and stuff like that, but not much. It went pretty quick. It did get very quick. Yeah. There was one such a we had to redo a bunch of times. Oh, I forgot about that. It was one answer that Chris had to read it. And we, like, they had to read it like three times. And then Chris was like, all right, now you're either fucking with me or I'm going to start fucking with you. So you started fucking with the verse of the crew with like, bread and a silly voice. I know they cut a lot of stuff out. I am shocked that they left in your intro to anal question. Oh really? I'm shocked because out of all the things you could cut they left an anal. Oh, they cut a lot worse. Oh, yeah, did they cut my

They come I hit their joke did they cut that? Yeah, I think they did the cosplay one. I don't think I did I did I did not to watch try not to watch things I'll go I'll get the motor watch at some point I tend not to watch things. I'll get to the point where I watch at some point. I try not to watch things that are edited, that I didn't edit, that have me in them. So you haven't seen them in the night? I will get frustrated. No, you talked to Kumail about that. And Kumail, was that on the podcast or was that before we were going to talk?

Yeah, and he said, he always watches because he wants to see how things work or don't work. But I have a feeling how they work, don't work because we had a live audience. You know, you don't like to watch stuff that other people edit. Of me, I will, like it's one of our productions, I have part of the editorial process, but if I do an interview or a podcast with somebody else, yep, I tend not to go back and listen to it because I just like, I don't like when other people edit me. Just understandable.

I know how much editing can change what you say. And so I just tend just not to do it. We also had a little... I had a very good feeling walking on that studio. I don't want that to change. But I'll watch it in a couple weeks. We also had a minor glitch. Like I guess during one of your answers to your mic went out.

They had to come out and swap your mic out. It's true. They had to swap my all of my mic and then I had to give the answer to that. We were sharing loves. Yeah. They were fast. The guys that came out of the shadows.

We just like, we need to swap your mic out. Yeah. It was really well run show. It was really fun. They were on top of everything. It was great. I thought it was like, you could tell it was old school. He was pro.

The guy with the long hair. Then the hat. I'm really sad. None of you said, Jabba the slut for the cosplay ones. You really missed an opportunity. They cut a joke. They cut a whole category that I had to like, sometimes they would, for some of them,

they would give us the category. So you kind of like think about like, you didn't know what the exact topic was gonna be, but you could like preload like generic jokes. Like for instance, we knew there was gonna be something about Beyonce and Jay-Z. We knew that was gonna be one of the topics. But it's like, we didn't know what it was gonna be.

We had to like react to it on the fly, but we kind of preload like, oh, I should learn about this. Yeah, so on shit. I like when you're explaining something You always kind of close one eye. Yeah, like it's like it's always when I quote somebody else talking to me It's like the guy you like I got the cam the guys like we won't go you run I don't know why I need a columbal effect I I only talk to pirates in my life It's really hard because I tend to like mimic people when they're talking to me.

So when you're doing it, I tend to go like this at times. You try to match him. Yeah. Shit. So I'm going to talk about video games for a little bit. I don't know why. Have you played Transistor yet? You don't have to tell us where you're talking about.

You just talk about video games. Have you played Transistor yet? No, but I heard you say good things about it. It's, so I started playing it on the PC. What is it? It's the new game by super giant. It's you play it on PC the people who made bastion So yeah, I started I started playing on PC but And then I decided I wanted to play on ps4 instead so I started playing on ps4

Okay, now it's starting to make more sense and there's a cool thing where it's like your sword Talks to you and you can set it so that instead of talking to the TV speakers it talks through the controller speaker. Yeah, I don't know why that's not the default option. It's really cool when it talks through the speaker, but you have to go into the settings and enable that. That's that's just right there. Maybe they haven't turned off by default. I also think limbo. Maybe not everybody has their speakers on their their the controllers turn on. Does that make sense? Maybe. and then they they would never hear the sort at all. Yeah, okay? It's yeah, it's really really pretty looking game really gorgeous

I thought you didn't tweet about that. You know the Wii has had like controller speakers all along does having a good games yet I'm talking about the Wii not the Wii you go back to the Wii it had Yeah, I was like I'm talking about the we not the we you go back the we had had Yeah, I was like I was like it was great to be like even we sports to be like shoes through that actually yeah That was cool. They did have some good sounds. Yeah, yeah I feel like this is a lot better integration a lot better use of it I'm not nervous fan of the we but you gotta give props when somebody makes an innovation

I still can't believe that all going all the way back to the Sega Dreamcast They had an LCD on the controller. Yeah. And you still don't have that to do that. No, it really fully utilized that. The only game I can think of that did it was that Sonic game where you could like take care of your chow. Remember that?

It would like be a screen, then you could like take it out and like take it out. You could take it out. Yeah. And grow it. It was like a time of time of Gachi kind of. I miss time of Gachi's. I just think about the other day. How fun it was.

That's really funny because the that come up because I had a dream where What's the other thing that wasn't a time of that yeah, yeah? And me open yeah, and I wasn't allowed to have one Like other people got them and I was allowed to have one I was like were you like 25? I don't even know what it is. I never touch one of these things in my life And it's like I wasn't allowed to have one but everyone else had them It was like 15 years. It's a the time of the watching they're pretty fucking old More than that. I think it was like five or six when they came out. Yeah, I think it was like 20 years ago

That's so you won the loud one when you were 20 when you were 20. No, I'm saying I had to read recently Oh, like everyone is a one and I couldn't I was allowed I would get one later no Yeah, I was an adult That's why they were having you are not in the recommended age group I had a nanopet and I dropped it in like one of those little kitty pools Neopet fuck it. I don't remember and it came up and it was just like beep beep beep beep beep and I was like it's dead. I just got a ton of mine shit and a liver to the

little screen. I killed one after a day of having it. Neo pet, you drowned it. I drowned it. To be specific. Well, that's why you weren't allowed to get a real pin. And I didn't know the rice trick. Ah, the predate target internet. No, I'll show that. The other game that I love that used the VMU was the football game.

The NFL 2K. You can use the VMU in that? Yeah, you can use the pick plays. You can take plays, yeah. And it was awesome. It'd be good if it'd be good in current games with maps and stuff like waypoint saying be good Yeah, it'd be cool. Well now I we say this but actually the whole the Wii U is based on this right? So do we you actually that's ridiculous?

That is ridiculous. That's too far. They went too far with it. It's like now. I'm carrying out a TV the other day I saw a press release that I guess there's a new sing star game Which is like the karaoke game on the PlayStation platform It's a new SingStar game coming out on the ps4 later this year But now they're finally doing away with the microphones So what you do is you get a SingStar app on your iPhone and you sing into your phone and use your phone as your microphone Wow

How crazy is that they have that that device is so ubiquitous that they can program that and they just know you're gonna have this device right. That point can integrate with you. Yeah, just like from what I saw it's like it just make pulls up like a little picture of a microphone on your iPhone. Do you think pop stars are gonna be doing that scene? A lot of TV is singing into their phones. I'm sure we're auto tune apps all came out at the same time. Oh yeah.

Do you remember that? Like didn't flavor Flav make one? Yeah, there's like oh there's always runs like when somebody comes out with one app and then everybody else comes out with the same thing. They come out in waves because you tryavemake one. Yeah, there's like, oh, there's always runs, like, so many comes out with one app and then everybody else comes out with the same thing. They come out in waves, because they're huge waves. They try to get on that, like the flappy bird thing. Now, all of a sudden there's flappy everything.

Did you hear that guys coming back? Yeah, he's coming. Really? He's having a new game. No, he's gonna bring back Flavvy Bird and he's gonna add multiplayer to it. So, I don't understand his logic there. Flavvy Bird does, guys.

Flavvy Bird was too addictive and too popular.. So to solve that, he's adding multiplayer. Why did he back out? It was because it was too much attention and he was getting like a lot of people. He was getting negative feedback. People telling me you ruined my life with your addictive game. And it was just too much for him. But now he's back with another option. No, it might be the most brilliant marketing plan of all time. He's back with multiplayer, Flippy Bird and another game that he released a screenshot for. How much money was that game making a day? No, I mean, no one really knows.

There were like, there were guesses and rumors they was making of what, like $50,000 a day? $50,000 a day and add impressions. So if you, he's probably fine. I'm sure he made enough money. He's like, that's it. He lives in Vietnam, you know? Well, Candy Crush.

This is not that expensive to live in. He's a Candy Crush apparently makes a million dollars a day. Well, if you looked at the funny thing to me was we were analyzing that when I was playing Flyby Bird, there was only like two or three advertisers a day. It was like clash of clans that Facebook game. Yeah. And then I want to say it was Candy Crush as well was being advertised on that. It's like, well, they obviously have the budget to spend $50,000 a day, which was freaking amazing, you know?

Yeah, well, Candy Crush, you know, had their IPO, they're worth a couple of billion dollars or whatever. They were. They were. Yeah, they were. They're still worth a couple billion, at the current level of ways. And the people who make Clash of Clans, it's a super sell. They also, supposedly, make a lot of money off of Clash of Clans.

I've heard some pretty ridiculous rumors about how much money they make off of that. Like, in the realm of over a million dollars a day. Wow, it's awesome. Here's my read. While you look up King's Value, I shall I read this thing here. I want to remind everyone this episode of the Rasteath podcast is brought to you by Finders Keepers Creations. Finders Keepers Creations makes custom pericord bracelets, keychains, watches, and more.

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Oh, nice. They gave each of the Ruby girls I think their color bracelet. Nice. So, it's handy. Isn't that material made out of some sort of rope? Paracord. I don't know what that means. I think it's like some sort of...

I held it as still as possible there to see if people were worried their thing had frozen. I held perfectly still. So did you did you see what King's valuation is? Yeah, 5.15 billion is their current market. They're actually not that far down from where yeah, they IPO. IPO to 6 billion. They will like stock price. It looks like it went from 18 to 19 and now they're hovering at like 16 and a quarter 16.34 right now. That's not bad. That's not bad. They just got pounded at first. They've been. Yeah. Same thing kind of happened to Facebook. I felt like they really they know they have to glitch with their IPO then the stock kind of meander and went down but it's come back pretty strong. They're they're doing well. Those guys make a lot of money. She's saying we should go public. We should we should absolutely. You're here to hear first. Go and public. What does that mean? What does that symbol be? Our stock symbol would be teaked. Rute. Rute. How much transfusion have you played?

I've played most of it. I need to go back and be doing achievements. No, you know you unlock Tracks and like you progress. I have not unlocked everything yet. There's an achievement for doing a 20,000 point trick. Do you know about that one? No. On an FMX track. It makes so fucking frustrating. So hard. And I kept getting almost, I almost got it like I got 18,000 and I got 17,000 and you have to get 20 for the achievement. And I did the most ridiculous run earlier today, right before the podcast, I got a 50,000 point track. And I saved the replay. It's like, my landed just like, it's amazing.

I ran around the room. I thought you guys start playing trials. When? Yeah. When it came out? Well, how long ago was that? What, the new one? Over a year ago? No, there's there's a new one. You guys started that you did trials pig for a while. Now it's just hunt that you guys put out.

Well, there's three trials games. There's trials. Yeah, the this new trials game just came out last month. I think yeah, it came out in the middle of April. The one before that came out. I think there was a, did that go far as well. So the pollution came out 2012? Yeah. And that trial's HD was probably two years before that. The trial's HD was 2009. I just remember when you guys started doing all that trial stuff.

The trial's, I never really- You were taking the conference office, I guess, when that came out. Yeah, we did, we were doing podcasts. And because that was where I worked, I worked in the room where we did podcasts. It was one where I was like playing while we were doing it. Mm-hmm.

It was fun. It's crazy to think, like, that office at that time was literally just three rooms and a kitchen bathroom. Yep. It was like the back room, the big room, the conference room. Yeah, it was three rooms,

and one of them was always empty. Yeah, the conference room was never used. I'm doing Iron Monty. Yeah. He slept in there. No, just put the conference, that was his mocap room. Oh. Oh, for everyone. The room with the most amount of windows, which

is the one thing you're not. I just get any by the way. Oh, thank you. I remember times in the Congress office where, because I'd be in the back room always doing RVB or a Cheaman Hunter, and there'd be like a big like discussion going on in the main room. It was usually about politics or something. And then you would all of a sudden just come in with your laptop, would just sit on the couch behind me and just be like, can't work out who we talk about politics or something, and then you would all of a sudden just come in with your laptop and just sit on the couch behind me and just be like, I can't work out that.

Who would we talk about politics? Uh, son of a, he's like Matt or Joel or, I don't know, you, I don't know. Yeah, it was tough because if people had a discussion, there was no place to go. Like, you, it was one room. What am I going to fucking do? I don't want to get distracted. So let me ask you a question. Okay. You think Gilby will like,

do you think like the rest of the company will just force Gilby to leave one day? Why? Because he's too loud and deserves the entire office. Is he loud? He is very loud. All right, you guys played a game the other day in our office.

It was amazing. Because you guys set up the playstation. We played a sports friend. You guys did a let's play in it. Yeah. And we we played sports friends I don't know is he playing that up or is that just him? I had to fucking like recording headphones. We were recording some RT life. Oh, I guess they guess yeah Cole was doing some RT life recording, but

Gooby was fucking loud. It was crazy. Yeah try working in the office next to where him and Joel record those no Thank you. It doesn't matter matter It's that that sound transfers everywhere like we're getting the point now We can almost hear you guys do the walls of achievement hunter. You hear it through the AC. That's what happens But whenever we hear the the megaphone it comes down through our AC in the middle of the ceiling That's kind of when we hurt them the other day when we're recording the patch couple weeks ago That's when they were recording their sports friends. Let's play. I love that game. That's a great game Yeah, yeah, we could we could the beginning of the patch could hear I think even the people who were listening to audio podcasts could hear it through the microphones So I've come up with the new thing I do now. I started it yesterday and I missed but every every single week while you guys were recording the patch

I'm gonna try and hit Ryan with something and yesterday I shot him with a nerf dart and I missed I hit the TV but every time I hit him I escalate the object to a big object so you're trying to start again next week yeah and if he catches it or bats it away then it demotes me yeah we hit me in the back of the head inevitably what do I get to do to you uh you can use it bigger in size or bigger in mass bigger in size wow what do you bigger in size. Wow. What do you mean in bigger mass like something like like a battery battery battery battery. Yeah, that's the size of an earth. No, throw a diesel battery. It'll just be bigger like a bigger soft object. Somebody says I'm going to do that that boggled my mind. What Gavin, you love this. Okay. Is that we take a rock

and you break it in half. You don't have two halves of a rock, you have two rocks. That boggles my mind. I don't know why. You're like, oh, it's the smallest unit of rock. Like rock is not a unit. It's because I guess when you would do that with anything else, like a cookie. So when you just listen to this and then thinking, oh yeah, I was like, yeah, if you break a rock in half, you don't get a half rock, you do rock. Yeah. I feel like yeah, if you break a rock and have you don't get a half rock you do rock Yeah, I feel like if it was a shape like if it was a circle And you cut it right down the minute cracked into then you got two hops of a So what if millions of years ago through natural reasons a lightning bolt came and struck that rock

Split it in half and humans weren't even alive then humans like, oh look, these two rocks look exactly the same. It's like, what denotes creating two halves versus creating two rocks? But no, or if just like a river had like eroded a cliff and then the river dried up, you would say that cliff is cut in half. You would say that, but it's not half a cliff on that side.

Can you say the Everest is one rock? I would say the Earth is one rock. There's picture of the two rocks. Oh, there it is. What the fuck? What the fuck? That is so perfect. So you look at that, I would describe that as a rock cut in half.

But I would describe the left side as a half a rock. Well, if you push them further apart, you would think it's two rocks. Yes. But the fact that you could actually see where it's split. How close together the two rocks have to be before they consider two rocks. One part of one rock. Yeah. Because they're all resting together.

How are we the close? But the two half like the part where it was cut isn't butted up against each other. Like what if this one's like slipped over? But I would say I wouldn't say I would like if I looked at that I would say that rock is cut in half. But then I wouldn't describe the left side is half of a rock. Did you ever as a kid pick up a rock and think never I wonder how far this was allowed I had nan Neopets and rocks were off limits for me Sorry, go ahead. Do you ever pick up a rock and think I wonder how far this rock is away from where it started?

I thought about that with bugs you did you did yeah I got a car and then you roll the window down and the rug the bug goes like near the window and then goes He's no fucking idea where he is He's never get back home ever bug on a plane a plane when it flies out. It's like Christ What happened I'm an Africa now I went in the tube I came on a tube I'm gonna go at the wrong side to do and everything is different and it tries to get back by just sitting in different metal tubes And there's like this one doesn't work at all. Keeps hopping the plane over to the next category.

I once took a stone from one continent and left it in another one. People that would jarzand. I wonder if anyone ever found my stone and thought I'll do the same and they took it back. You just put a little marking on it. That would be a crazy set of circumstances. I bet that's happened once where two natural objects have been split up around the world and then brought back really close to it

What if you like with pan-gia when all the continents were together? If you got the cleft and it's like you brought back a rock after millions of years Oh, yeah, and that rock was like the one that was next to it before was like how the fuck Million happen I like 12 million. What happened? I absolutely don't know. What we call panjeea, like with all the comments all mush together, mush mush, in our current configuration

the way the world is, and when the continents were like here, and then they went nope, and they went away, that our version of panjeea there's been like dozens of them. Like the connoisseurs go like this and then back and then this.

Yeah, they all get together and they separate, go around the world and basically come back together. Yeah. Like the process just happens over and over. Yeah. So like Africa would say to South America, see you in like millions of years again. Yeah. And it's like how different is the time base for the planet is that these things are basically like pool balls on a pool table. Yeah. You just throw them and they're all ricocheting off each other. But we're moving so slowly, we can't even see the ricochets. It's just like, they're actually moving the part where they're going to bounce off each other again.

That's true. Right? They've hidden bounce. There's no currents with the main goal. They can also merge, right? Like that's what India's doing. India's hitting Asia. Like it's India's a subcontinent. I think it's like one of them's like going under the other.

Really? I believe so. If I had a rope, if I had a rope and I was in England, and we had a rope in New York or something. There are ropes in New York, and it was a really long rope. I see a rope. And we pulled both pull on the rope. Would we drag continents close together? Never. I don't think so. Could we do that with machines how many people are pulling at least three that has anything going on with a tech i play ever

like like any like crick i mean we have earthquakes is the tech i play but has one like ever flipped over or anything like that that would be like a beat like it's really like a major calamity? Well, one day someone drills down and they see a load of houses upside down on the underneath of it. Or like, you know, they hit like this, like you just think goes under,

like they tap or whatever. Subduction. Yeah, that's what caused the tsunami in Japan. Was one plate subducting under another one. Because they build up pressure and then they jolt. They jolt. Let's do that. It's like nothing. It's just like, just like yeah yeah okay how long until everything is

just one layer over the other so it's just like one giant double stuffed Oreo so what we thought about Pangaea was really like what the matrix was is that he wasn't the one he was like the seventh one right exactly right like I always considered Pangae to be well that's everything started so it's like Pangaea six yeah well the world would be weird if like all the plane was in one Exactly right. Like I always considered PanG to be well, that's everything started. So it's like PanG a six. Yeah Well, the world would be weird if like all the plane was in one area Yeah, and then like the rest of the planet was what was what PanG was right? Yeah, I'm saying it would be so weird to be like the planet Yeah, so it went all they went all around and then came back to that

Is that what you're saying? They're separating from this and they're eventually going to come back around and then reef. So we're showing a view of the planet when Pangaea was in existence or when So you got this configuration and North America touching. Mm-hmm. Australian Antarctica down there, then basically the same. But they're not touching. The weird thing about it is like, then we showed this view of it. From the other side, it's just a water planet because

there's no land. It's like I was saying, all the water basically is continuous at that point. How many ocean planets are there without land? And don't, it's someone's going to point out to me the water is still continuous. Yes, it is. But I'm saying it's like, you'd have uninterrupted water like for what if there were small islands that got subducted? Like, is that what you're asking about early? Like, what if there were smaller pieces of land that these other larger land ones? No, I'm under under the other way like a, if an alien ship road by they go, that fucking planet's all water. Just because I'm the other side of the planet's all the land. Yeah, that's what the first thought would be. It's all life hiding on the other side of the side. We can't stop there. That's

the land. So it's like there's no land. You need to have to see around watching rotating You guys watch any of that new show cosmos. Yeah, did you see that episode where they talk about the galaxies? No, I lied to him. It's easy to show Why would you lie about that? I'm a lot of getting excited about the guy in the show and I should have watched it I have no one I I I I watch TV. I haven't watched it. I like remaining somewhat ignorant So we can have these wonderful discussions watch the first episode. I haven't watched it. I like remaining somewhat ignorant so we can have these wonderful discussions. Watch the first episode. It blows your mind. It's the scale of the universe. No, but you know the scale of the universe. You don't really know it until you watch it. I watched and I loved the old Carl Sagan Cosmos. I'm sure I'll get

around to watching this one as well. I showed that to somebody. I don't show you that image that I love because I love the scales. I didn't know about it. And it showed the earth. And I think everyone seen that we have earth. And then it shows all the planets where I like the first four planets like Mercury, Venus, and Mars. And then it shows our relation to Jupiter. And then it shows how much bigger the sun is than Jupiter. And then it goes to a bunch of different stars. Yeah. And her son is just a tiny dot. Like a pixel. Like nothing. Yeah, I'm aware of how big the universe is and that's why I that's why I never care too much about something because who cares about things? When I watch or learn

about stuff like that and I hear people who don't believe in aliens or the fact that there could be aliens somewhere in the universe, to me those people are idiots. Because here's the thing, people who believe in ghosts more than believe in aliens, it's like, it's fucking huge. But if they're a part of me, we know that there are people and we know that people die. Therefore ghosts. Is it ghosts in there? So I've met people who believe in ghosts more than they believe in aliens.

Oh, I see what you're saying. I thought you thought people who believe in ghosts are idiots. What if there's alien ghosts? Well, there's two different things go through aliens. So when I say we can be when I say do you believe in aliens? What does that that means life that is not what we know life that is not life outside of earth life outside of earth so are People like if we're not with we live you live in Canada and people who live in India are they Forners to you at that point. I mean like what point because what I'm saying is like advice If you believe in aliens a lot of people say aliens visiting earth

It's like they're actually like it's like an asteroid in a meteor So like it's an asteroid when it's out in space, but it's a meteor when it lands on the planet So the same thing. Yeah. That's the distinction. An asteroid is the the broken space and a meteor is an asteroid that- Well, the asteroids are bigger. Meteors are in space and then meteorites are when they enter our atmosphere. Oh, is that what it is?

An asteroid is something you can, I mean, you could land on some of them, that big. No, I thought I just thought that the difference was that a meteor is an asteroid that has entered our atmosphere and which one's a meteorite because there's a difference of a meteor in meteorite. I think a meteorite is the remnants that's left on Earth that we then mine and get back to you from and make sci-fi movies from. So what is a moon called when it hits Earth? What's that? Moonite No, that. What is a meteor? I spelled meteorol. I spelled it. I got it. I got it.

I got it. I spelled it. I spelled it. It's the moon made of earth. Or is it not? There's speculation that it is. Because that a giant... Like something meteorol.

It's like the piece of a... Yeah. That got... And then just stayed there. Because it was too close to the orbit. Pangaea was originally even bigger. And it was like What happened to hit each other so hard that they

What happened was earth ate an oyster shot and it took a lot of that's the moon Oh, you guys are right. I think meteoroid. Oh, that's the term they use this is Wikipedia So it's ending in oid on meteoroid not an asteroid a meteoroid Is a small rocky or metallic body traveling through space? Meteorites are significantly smaller than asteroids and range in size from small grains Who the fuck count most to one meter wide on rains one meter? That's nothing. Well, it was not nothing if it lands in your head I'm sure it'd be definitely something when it's cave the top of your car and you're going to win you're in the spatial and all fucking one meter size meteoroid crashes to me like that thing that's nothing. Wow I had that I learned more on this podcast

than anybody I think I always thought a meteor was an asteroid that's landed on earth. I thought that's what a meteor was. What do you go back to doing math? So 8800. How long one second? Meteor. So has as an asteroid ever landed on a I don't think that's I mean an asteroid may have hit earth at some point But I think if that happened everything would die That'd be interested back to the taking a stone What do you think what they killed all the dinosaurs? I think that was a meteor I don't think that was large enough to be classified an asteroid. That's one meter tell me a one meter thing Wiked out all the dinosaurs?

Be right, must have been an asteroid then. I don't know what's the smallest asteroid possible. They've got that one, I've got a fucking look. Over a meter. Maybe it was a country. Why did you treat it between, oh, there's a lot of horrible things came up. What a meter in an asteroid.

Uh, a fucking, I love that a lot of undue shaking. How much do you think we could pay the net what what was that name of that space show? Cosmos. Cosmos. Alright how much can we pay the network to replace an episode of that with this podcast?

Why ask the other grass Tyson one of your questions about fishing from the ISS and an asteroid. I like how you're like this question comes from Gavin free. I like that 100% of this podcast give me a place by people looking dumb shit up on the smallest asteroid

That I guess we've discovered It's 20 feet six meters across so it definitely wasn't asteroid then that That hit what called meteors then I just had a thought like I didn't heard the asteroid that destroyed the dinosaurs It was the meteor right. I just had a thought right go ahead going back to Someone in England with a rope and someone in New York having a rope on the other end, if the rope was really tight and I yanked on the rope, would the person in New York fall in? Yeah.

How long would it take for it to go? That's the speed of push, right? That's the speed of pull. That's the same thing, right? God damn. But I wonder how cool it would have been. Is pull and push are those two different things or is that like hot and cold?

I think it's just a matter of perspective. Maybe pull is the absence of any kind of push. That's what that was. Do you think that would happen, though? You should overcome push. You should test this online, either side of the studio. If someone did it, would the person in New York fall in, do you think?

Well, first of all, it'd be tough to have a rope that would stay taught over that distance because it's a lot of weight. You'd have to be pulling the weight of the rope, it's pulling down. It floats. So you think a floating rope? Yeah, that's fine. But you're both pulling it. Right, so you would pull and all the stuff that was floating would go in it.

Okay, let me throw another question at you. What if the rope went all the way around the world and tied your belt? What happens when you pull? Is there a critical length? Would you go faster? What is it? It's like the troll physics trying to like the magnet in front of the car pulling it. Exactly.

You just give yourself a yank and you go, you get toy so would you go backwards twice as fast? Because you're pulling yourself and then you're holding on to the rope It would be one of those things where like a straw can't be more than 10 feet long because then straws don't work Maybe there's still to have the office suck off. Maybe yeah, maybe ropes can only be so long Yeah, because there's just the way to the rope itself Like like when I when you pull a rope and I pull a rope, like see, it's a piece of rope, you pull it, there's a little bit of give in the rope

before it, like within the rope, there's some give before it goes taught. Like you don't really have that in the cable, but you're doing a rope, it's a bunch of strings all bond together. But over the course, how far would you to pull a 6,000 mile rope before it stretched out the rope enough to where

the rope is taught enough to then apply force to either side of it? I guess you would have a force, would you have to apply? You would never have to hold it up. I guess if it was through a lot of rings, to flip it up. Floating is actually not bad. I mean, if you're floating, then you'd have to pull it. But then would it have to rise up out of the water? Also, would you have to deal with the weight of the water weighing down the rope?

Yeah. Listen, we're going to have to solve all these problems before we try this. You know, there's a physics major watching it right now. If you could make a cry, you know. I can't wait till they tweet me how stupid I am. The object that hit the Yucatan, they're calling it a bow-lide. So great, we got another fucking turn here. The bow-lide that formed the creator was at least six miles in diameter. Holy crap.

So yeah, that's pretty fucking matter. No, six miles. But that's not, that's the crater. No, that's the object the crater. Okay, so we showed the scale, this is one of my favorite things we ever showed in the podcast, was we showed the scale of the earth versus the size of the asteroid that wiped out all life on Earth. It was nothing.

It was like a pixel. It looked like a grain of sand. Yeah, but all it has to do is release crap into the air, right? That's what killed it. Right. Exactly. It was a six mile wide object that created a crater that's 110 miles in diameter and 12 miles deep.

So it went in twice itself. Yeah. Nice. But you think about the size of the earth compared to a six mile wide object. It's not that's not that big. If you're sitting here watching something six miles wide fall on you, that's fucking huge. So if you just compared it to the state of Texas,

it'd be nothing. Yeah, it wouldn't even be the size from here to our old office. So how fast was it coming? What was the terminal velocity count in space? Can you even have that? Which we get is still huge, but the fact that something that wouldn't cover part of Austin,

something would happen in Austin, that would wipe out all life in Siberia, is just crazy to think about, and Australia, and everywhere else. So could we build a six mile big object and crash it into earth? That's a great question we took and everywhere. So could we build a six mile big object and crash it into a thing? That's a great question we actually could. We wouldn't be able to accelerate it to as fast as I mentioned.

The way the bugs attacked its starship troopers is like the humans were fighting the bugs. The bugs would just like hurl asteroids and big objects at Earth planets or Earth and other colonies. And that's how they would that's how they would fight. They didn't have missiles or weapons or anything. It seems like a really easy way to fight uh... in the interplanetary basis

right of tons of asteroids in the asteroid belt some other civilization can go and go say right it's actually that's effect to they're really for the the spread apart though those asteroids like that all the diagrams that like says the explosion would have released as much energy as a hundred trillion tons

of t-n-t more than a billion times more than the atom bombs that destroyed Hiroshima. How much bigger than the atom bombs? A billion? More than a billion times more than the atom bombs. More than a billion times the atom bomb. For something that's six miles wide. Crazy.

Which I should be think, if we get the ISS towards like a mile long, which is huge Then that's like we could be putting something in orbit that could then come down to earth with enough energy to like wipe out a Contents. Yeah, but I don't think you could get it fast enough or dense enough That's never dense enough. Yeah, okay, I probably break up. I said we probably break apart I'll reentry yeah, this is enormous and solid. It was six miles wide when it hit the earth. Right. So how? Who knows how big it was before it? Dude, at least seven.

Well, you'll say that, like, well, it burnt up an atmosphere. What's that rate? Like, like, how much mass does something lose come into the atmosphere? I think it's pretty significant. Does a human burn up? Yeah. Like, if I was just floating in space,

and I fell into the earth's orbit and fell down. Listen, I've seen a lot of action on movies, yes. Yes. What would I be going that fast of action on movies, yes. Yes. What would I be going that fast? Yeah, you're going really fast. Yeah, fast enough to the point where, like, am I big enough for air resistance to start setting up? Absolutely.

Really? Yes. Tiny little specks cause shooting stars, you know, like when you see a shooting star, that's a tiny little thing. It's much smaller than you. You're bigger than a meter. You're an asteroid. I think if I tucked into like a pencil, I could go.

If you tucked into a pen. And you can land on about a one. You're not diving into a pool. If you're tucked, if you did like a cannonball, then you'd be a meteoroid. You might be all right. Meteorite. If you can land, if you can land and survive

in your meteorite, I'll be all right. Watch Gavin me the cause of extinction for all humans. So our astronauts, astronaut goes into space. Let me see if we can put this up. Yes, they do. Yes, they do. They go to space. That might be the definition of astronaut.

Astronautists sometimes call them a minor planet or a planetoid. All these fucking names. Oh, it's a meteorite. A meteorite is any object that has entered the atmosphere of another object and survived to impact on the surface. So astronauts are meteorites because they enter the atmosphere of the Earth and they land and they survive. I think we should have all more astronauts meteorites now because they came from outside the atmosphere. They went into the atmosphere and they survived. Or is the space shuttle the meteorite? It's all the same.

Introducing the world's most famous meteorite buzz old drin. If I was an astronaut I would absolutely describe myself as a meteorite to everybody. I was a human for a long time and now I'm a meteorite. I guess so. There's being a meteorite like super seeds like the rest of their life. They're no longer human. They are no now meteorite. So you have different titles and you can just choose the one you want.

Which everyone. It's like we're the warcraft. You go to that drop down. You are a new title. Whatever I am. I lock the meteorite title. I'm a commander. Would you go to the moon? If they ask you to go to the moon. Yeah, you just I mean like gab We're gonna start today. We're gonna train you for a year off you go to the moon. Yeah, I feel like I've played enough Couple space program where I could do it. I don't know. Is it worth risking your life to go to the moon?

I'd like to visit space, but I don't know, movies like Gravity and Curble Space Program have pundits me that it's fucking terrifying. It's dangerous, but. How about like, two of the shuttle missions in the last 20 years. That's a pretty high incidence, too. I just, I don't know why we haven't attached them yet.

I still don't know why that's not a good idea. What are you gonna attach what? Some, I don't know, like a cable car between Earth and the Moon. That's a very hard thing to do. Oh, how many people have been tweeting you guys about fucking solar roads? Have you been getting those?

No. Oh my god, I've been getting a ton of these. Somebody put out a video talking about how solar roads are the future. And of these hexagon plates, tiles, that they build roads out of. And they, this whole video telling you how they're awesome. No, we're in this video, did I see how much one of these tiles cost versus, you know, a square foot of black top paint, you know.

Yeah. That's not the Scott. What do they do with the solar road? That's where the energy generation comes from for a city. And they have LEDs in them. What a stupid. Put it next to the roads. Well, that's the thing, they have to build the road,

then they have to build a trench, the entire length of the road. Is this it? Yeah, that's it, that's the hexagon. And there's a whole video of how those things have LED's in them and they have heating elements. So you never have to worry about ice or salt on the roads because it'll just like never,

you know, you'll never ice over because you know, there's lots of solar energy in a cloud cover winter. Yeah. It's great in Russia. It's just like, and but people have been sending this to me like endlessly about why solar roads? Why? Because it's like, how come we're not making these things?

It's incredible. It's like, because that, because it's one tile, are you going to pay for it? Yeah, Bernie, get on it. That one tile probably cost about $180. I've seen screenshots of, or screenshots. I've seen pictures of, I think, it's in South Korea that, you know, the reflectors in the road, where they have, like, little jets in them that shoot out water

to help clean the road. Yeah, that's awesome. Or it's like they just, like, run a pipe under the middle of the road, then these, they're just, like, sprinkler heads, basically. And they just shoot water out, and then the truck comes in, scrubs it. Could the government start a law? Yeah. just like spring heads basically and they should water out in the truck comes in scrubs it government start a law

but they don't have to start many lots say they wanted to make that road yeah and they were like all right everyone's paying for this uh... as an american every american as to pay for this road so they just at attacks for that could they do that we like all right everyone's paying a hundred dollars this year for this road uh... yeah they don't vote for, but that's what the Congress does. They would just vote for that.

Well, that's how you get stuff done. That's what we hear about stuff like, uh, in a, in a, they always, you've never heard about like, line item video. You guys ever heard that expression before? Nope. Nope. They're trying to press for that because then people will put stuff in bills that doesn't make any sense.

Like, they'll be a bill that like, um, congratulates the troops. Congregulates the troops. And it's meant to be a bill that like um, congratulates the troops. Congregulates the troops and it's meant to be a congratulation troops and also that bill also happens to build a bridge in Westboro, Connecticut. It's like why is why is that? And then it's like why did you vote no on this bill? The congratulation of the troops. Well the fucking bridge thing. Yeah, that's great.

Yeah, okay. Well, I don't know he stuck in there. So the line item video would allow people like the president to go through and you know like shit like it's stuck in bills. It doesn't belong to. Where's the? I'm America with taxes and stuff. Like in the UK, I paid a tax called national insurance along with regular tax and that funded the NHS and stuff. And that's why I had healthcare. In this country, I have to pay for social security, but there's no free healthcare. What is social security social security? Social security?

Yeah, is retirement, and also there's what retirement? Medicare. Like it's a fun I can get, Leia. Well, theoretically, the way the population, like Bill Curve is working right now, is that there's not enough people to fund it for people that are retiring,

and as life expectancy goes up, but the retirement age doesn't go up, or isn't like four-stop. Basically, social security is, when you hit, I think it's how 67. Yeah. You get a check from the government. Old people get their Social Security check that they've paid into the Social Security Fund.

Oh, sweet. And also they get a check from the government to live. They also can qualify and get Medicare, which is a type of health insurance once you reach retirement age. Yes. You know, it's something that people is talking about, like, we don't have free health care in this country, But something that like often doesn't enter the debate is how much other countries pay in additional taxes Yeah, in order to get free health care

But what's that? I think basically is like I think Canada we have VAT you have another month of taxes like if you took all of your salary And you pay your taxes up front You they they have us some of some foundation has a service like what based on what country you live in How many days do you have to dedicate from the year to pay your taxes and at what day in the year? Are you then pass that burden like in the US? It's like April 19th and then if all your money went to taxes by the time he had April 20th You've paid all your taxes and you can finally start taking home money yourself. And Canada is like May 19th, you know.

Well, it's true that you earn more money at the end of the year here. What do you mean? I mean, it means you clear more like you're since you're paying less taxes. Yeah, like you hit limits on certain things and it's like you have more in your pocket. So the question you ask is then,

does my health insurance that I have to pay my private health insurance that I have to have in the US or maybe not anymore you can go on Obamacare? Does that private health insurance, does that take me beyond that? Is that like what I have to dedicate another month of my salary to pay my health care premiums? Right. But it's capped as well, like a social security, there's a cap to how much you pay, right? In the year? Yeah, because you pay into it, yeah, there is a social security there's a cap time she paid right in the year uh... yet you pay into it yet there is a cap okay

and towards the end of the year you might hit the cap and then you know pain search security yet theoretically the way social security works you pay in a certain level and then you get to participate in basically your own money uh... that's that's the theory behind social security right but it depends on the increasing population where younger people are paying more right when they and when the program was started the Leverage life expectancy was 65 years

Yeah, and that's when you could start claiming it and now life expectancy is like She's probably almost 20 years further than that. Yeah, they they haven't really moved that age So the the math doesn't hold up very well. People should be working longer Do I think you should be working longer? Should I mean jobs that are dedicated to people between 60 and 80? I mean, you're not forced to stop working. You can still find jobs and do shit if you want to. Well, here's what it's for a short time.

It depends on the job. There are some jobs like, you can't be a police officer and be like 70 years old. You know, they're not going to let you do that. Do you sure you can be a criminologist? I made up that word. Criminologist. You're not going to be like waving a baton, walking down the street. Well, there's a lot of younger people, especially they feel like they can't get jobs because people are not retiring.

Yeah. And freeing up those jobs. But then there's also the weird like downside of that, we don't need as many people to do jobs anymore. Like everyone's pretty fucking efficient. To be also computers now. Yeah. And there's more people than ever. And there's more people than ever. Smart people than ever too. Yeah's it's kind of a weird downside I think we're living in I think we're living in prime times right now these are good times that usually I think it's not not be very good yeah I think a couple hundred years after I'm dead it's gonna be just

shit you're after your dead is just gonna be shit yeah that's why I'm gonna be alive anymore only concerned about the next couple decades. Beyond that, fuck it. Who cares? Here, let me read this thing right here. No. Yes. All right, everyone. This episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Hulu Plus.

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That midnight that's how I watch fucking Pock in this dead beach. I'm also getting annoyed with people calling it midnight when it's called at midnight It's all at midnight. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's I like the fact that they made something that was you know Unique but the at symbol makes things completely unsearchable Yeah, there's some things to kick it out So I always just say midnight so that people can actually try to find it. You know, that Mariah Carey song that's hashtag beautiful. Oh, well, like Prince's name can't be described as formal notice. What?

When we first got to that set, to go back to at midnight, I thought that those displays behind Chris, you know, where he reveals the answers. I thought it was a, I didn't think it was an actual display. Like I looked at it, I was like, oh, it just says, yeah, at midnight, I'll go. I guess they, and he reveals the answers. I thought it was an actual display. Like I looked at it, I was like, oh, it just says, yeah, at midnight, I go, I guess they add posts, they add it in. And then no, it turned on, it's like, it's like a real TV.

It must be like such a high resolution television that if when I first saw it, I thought, oh, it's just printed out, it just says, at midnight. Yeah, it was nice TV. And then it started like changing, oh, holy shit, that's an actual TV. I'm so happy you were that catcher, by the way. Yeah, I found out where it's from apparently

It's some company tweeted at me that like oh, thanks for wearing our Jake the kitten shirt or whatever Oh, yeah, I was like oh shit. Do you think Chris harwick busts back into the set on Sundays to watch the game of thrones on that thing? I would I would bust back in there to watch game of thrones on that thing You guys look for one on his it would be on his right on his right, but if you're looking at the left, yeah, yeah, the is there a display that you see on a regular basis? It still amazes you every time you see it. I'm still amazed by like four K, like super huge four K displays. There is by our old office, there's a movie theater. It's the South Park Meadows movie theater. And all of their menus for the concession stand are not signs, they're screens that are high resolution.

And every time I go in there, I'm like this, looking at it, because it's just like, to me, it's like that to me in some weird way, that makes me feel like I'm living in the future. It's like, it's like, it's like a printing out of sign, they got these unbelievably high contrast high resolution screens. How do you know that're so high res?

They're crystal clear. They're above the thing. Where are they? They're above the thing. You said you're just so far away from them. You can't tell. I'm so far away from it and it's crystal clear as what I'm saying.

I bet it's not high res. I don't know. I don't know if you used to work as an Adam movie theater. I could tell you that's very high tech because we still had the signs that you actually put in yourself and take out, not the actual stuff. We do that Gavin expert testimony right there We went but sometimes it fucks up We went to lunch today at a restaurant. Yeah, it is like having a soft opening there, you know

They're still there three times still working shit out and One of this displays didn't work so I thought they only had like two items on the menu I was like, oh, well, okay, that's weird. I'll have that thing. No, they have the whole menu because you couldn't see it. I only figured that out because I was waiting for my fucking bagel for like 15 minutes for a fucking bagel. They like, their system's all screwed up because they just opened I think today. Yeah, the guy was there like trying to troubleshoot their credit card terminal. He's like, oh, that's weird. I don't, that didn't have a test day or anything.

You would think. You would think that they would, or at least train the people working there to actually tell the people in back what the order is. Yeah, the thingy food. Yeah. I'm gonna say something here that's gonna be impressive to you guys in about 0.5% of our audience

in a very specific geographic region. And that is yesterday, I went to In and Out Burger, and I went to the drive-through, and I ordered it to Speaker. Whoa! I see! No, I don't. Wait, why is that special?

Because you never get to the point where there's so few people in the line at the drive-through in and out that you can get to the speaker and just order like a normal driver. Does somebody come out? Yeah. They have a person standing out there in the sun

with a fucking pad, and they take your order like they'll have multiple people working the line. They gotta system down. They gotta system down for in and out. I've never seen that in any in and out I've ever been to where there wasn't that person standing out there. I'm not the biggest in and out, fun.

You take it back. So I can never finish. Oh, by the way, before we get into this, I'm gonna ask you what your favorite burger place is, Gavin. So you think about that. But before we get you far away from it, the cap for Social Security the current 2014 maximum amount of taxable earnings is $117,000. So if you make over $170,000 then you no longer have the obligation on that.

Tell me. All right. What is your favorite place to go eat? Your favorite burger place? I'm not really a burger guy probably McDonald's to be honest I'm a McDonald's I mean the first time Dan it was never fucking set that was not six years old that thin burgers because American food is too big It's like you would love sammies then Sandi's burgers they have thin burgers Yeah, that's one of the things those Japanese dudes talk about in that video Like all these burgers are so big. Here's what I like about the big Mac You can take a bite out of it. You can do this with it and none of it is on your hand

In and out is like grease peteris is grease like I don't know Something is just too big you can't get your guard around it. I fucking good. I do find delicious. I think my defying might be my I think the cheeseburger has that no other cuisine has, is that like if you have a steak or you have pizza, no matter what it is, cheeseburger has a really interesting thing about it, is that the last bite is always the best bite.

The last bite of a cheeseburger it gets so much better as you get down to. It's the first of all. You say this about a lot of kinds of food. No, no, you have said this previously, I think even on this podcast, let's do a hard cut. One of the chances.

No, I know, at least in the beauty office, used to say that about sandwiches. The last bite of a cheeseburger is a sandwich. Yeah, but I'm talking like a deli sandwich. During that sandwich you go from the hideout. Maybe I just mean sandwiches general, because I'm not refuting what you're saying there. I agree with you.

I think burger is a sandwich sandwich. I think burger is a sandwich. Yeah, but I'm just so there I agree with you I'm a burger is a sandwich. A hamburger sandwich. Yeah, I'm like a big, big, big, big, big sandwich. But it is a sandwich. And that's the way I make cheeseburgers for my kids is when we can super flat. So you should come have one of my cheeseburgers. Oh dude, I'll have one. What do you ask about a history burger?

What's your favorite burger? I like it and out a lot. I usually like fat burger, but I agree with Gavin. If you get a big, thick patty, that's just like, it's garbage. Yeah. I'm also really weird in that, and it's hard for me to find a place that'll do this, but I like rare hamburger. And nobody cooks hamburger rare or medium rare.

But it's not like a nice cut of meat. So the matter is they just had that ground beef recall. Yeah, it was like nine million pounds of E.coli. Tainted beef. Yeah, maybe that's what I had in my bum all. I don't know if I'd ever heard of E. coli Before they had that big outbreak with Jack in the box like back in 94 remember that you never heard E. coli before 94

Yeah, I'm maybe I was just too young too stupid to have noticed it But I think 94 the Jack in the box E. coli scare was the first time I'd ever heard of it I want to say that E. coli is the battery that lives here in Tess intestine naturally and now I have no confidence in any of my knowledge I'm like how I'm just gonna keep a quiet about that I really am just like over here going don't say it, don't say it, because you'll be wrong I'm gonna check I think E.C.O.L.A. does live in you But it's not supposed to get in certain parts

Did you even have mad cow over here? Yeah, mad cow I think it's not as prevalent as it was in the UK. I think it's like there's been isolated incidents. Mad cow. Yeah. That's it. It's not it wasn't quite the thing it was here. I remember there were tons of headlines about it in the UK what like 10, 15 years ago. Yeah. I think it was a place. And then after that, it was foot and mouth which that's a burn all the animals. Jesus. You just see like mountains in the distance one fire and a view pigs. Oh Smell good

Yeah, like how you went for a sneak and I went into the smell good. I just picture like I guess yeah Our magical creatures it's like one that will give you bacon ham Poor skins. I really want that one thing. I really just want to throw this on your head right now Britain smelt like right away for like six months Everywhere you wait And I was right equal like does naturally live in your intestine. It's your butt bacteria That's why when you get in your food inside your food so the thing that this happening with me I remember correctly from science in school is that my large intestine isn't functioning

Probably just letting stuff through because school is that my large intestine isn't functioning properly. I just let you stuff through. Because that was what the large intestine did, I think. It reabsorbs the water. It sucks moisture out of your place. So is it just that you're having like watery poops or that you actually can't control your poops right now? I'm back in control, but we're still entirely like, what a slash milkshake.

Real straight. I think you just got to get it out of your sister's. It's like you ever see when the fireman are practicing and like the hose is going like that. And then they get the hose. He's in, he's got the hose. He's got the hose. The hose is not just like flapping around

with the one training you crewed on it. Like, goes. Gross before hose, man. There's a really cool place. It's actually not too far from here where they it's a tower that they set on fire and they practice putting on fires. Oh yeah, I've seen that.

It's like down a president valley. Well there's a fire truck or fire hose repair place just down the street from us. Yeah, oh the ladies in the office are very excited about that. I should take a stroll down there more often. Yeah. Because apparently there's some topless firemen working on some fire trucks over there Yeah, how low down as a fireman yet to be when you're in the hose repair facility? It doesn't matter

It's always a know how to handle those I used to have a friend who used to lie about his job And I can see if you have a crappy job about lighter girls about what your job is He was he worked in a department store, which I guess isn't interesting He used to lie and say he was a tree surgeon That's to me that's not even that much better like someone who cuts down branches off trees he was, he worked in a department store, which I guess is an interesting. He used to lie and say he was a tree surgeon. That's, to me, that's not even that much better. Like someone who cuts down branches of trees. What, what, what do you, what are they called a surgeon? He just, what, if you're a people surgeon, you know,

I just cut limbs off people. So what you don't call it a tree surgeon. Yeah. Yeah. I see. I don't know why the term we typically use here is arborist. Yeah. Well, either way, he said that was his job.

I think the term we use is what you actual burrish. Yeah, well either way. He said that was his job I think the term we use is what you you actual for living he worked in John Lewis What's John Lewis is he works in a department store? Yeah, he worked on like life. That's a big departure like that's From I work in a department store to I'm outside all day working on trees. Yeah, I mean live out something better I wouldn't want to be a tree surgeon. We're just a little bit closer what you do Yeah, I mean live out something better. I wouldn't want to be a tree surgeon. Or just a little bit closer what you do. It's like firemen, for example. What do you mean?

It's a firemen now. Wow. Is it a lion's butt? Yeah. It might be a baker. She needs a talent. You might have been lying with so time. No, I see him in with his top off with fire trousers.

Where does he live? Where does he live? He lives in my old town. Okay, so he's on Canada because he was in Canada and saying your tree surgeon Technically, you're a lumberjack and that's pretty hot. Oh, I would help you as lumberjack Such a different connotation in Canada. Yeah lumberjack's man Did you have a lie about your job to a girl I lie about this job? I mean, I mean, I don't want to spend 20 minutes Are explaining what the fuck I do for a living? I thatI-I-that's the reason I lie about these jobs.

Yeah, you can sub it up. How? How do you sum it up? Okay, you can do it. You can sum it up. Tell me what I do. What I do. You want to wet production?

I-you mean he was role-play. Alright. What do you do? No. Oh, you did backwards. You did backwards. What didn't you say anything about it? Why do you give me a chance?

You jumped right in as you. Alright. Hello, Mr. Burns. Uh,? Why you give me a chance? You jumped right in as you! Alright. Hello Mr. Burns. Uh, what do you do for living? I'm a comedy writer. That's what I tell people. That's the line. But then they say, for what?

It's a comedy for what? But I get an oversimplification of what I do. What would you say for me? Oh, hey Gavin, what do you do? Gavin's a filmmaker. Why would you say in the third person? Oh, hey Gavin, what do you do? Gavin's a filmmaker. Why would you say in the third person? Oh, hey, I'm sorry. Ask me again.

What's the funny Gavin talks about when we were in the third person? Gavin, like, filmmaker. I'm sorry, I wasn't ready. We're not going to roll play. Luckily, we were recording, so we could just cut all this out. There's funny incidents where the other day, where someone tweeted me and they said, hey, I just met someone that you knew from your hometown.

They're my student teacher, and they found out that they knew each other. And they said, hey, how do you know Barron? And the kid said, I watch your videos on the internet all the time. Uh oh. And I guess the former classmate of mine assumed it was Pornow. Oh my god. And yeah, I don't think they know differently. I think that classmate now thinks I do porn. Well, we first started. I think that's why I think that thinks I do porn. When we first started, I mean, we told the history of actually started in the spare bedroom of my house making videos for the internet. That sounds that sounds like porn.

Also when we started videos on the internet were just porn. Yeah. It's like when you say, tell people, I make videos on the internet, not porn. It's the only thing. It was literally what you had to say. Yeah, joking. We literally had to tell people we didn't make porn. I think you still have to know. You tell it. It's like, you know literally had to tell people we didn't make porn. I think you still have to know. You tell it.

We're preparing for our past. You know what? You can say like, I make YouTube videos. Now it's like a thing, people understand that. If I tell you, if I meet you somewhere and I tell you that I work at YouTube, I don't have a high opinion of your intelligence. Usually that's what it does.

Like it's like, this person's not gonna know. I have a YouTube channel. That's what I tell people that like, this person's not gonna know I'm having a YouTube channel That's what I tell people that like I don't want to explain anything to that's the closest I get to that that's the the The explanation I give as well like yeah, not your intelligence, but your sadness with technology. Yeah, it's just like I We I work on a YouTube. I don't tell somebody's mom. I'm looking computers working computers That's what I do Combo maker who works on computers you say you tell those people's moms whose moms are you talking to you? Soccer moms like my kids soccer team and this like what do you do?

I've a YouTube channel Speaking of soccer. There's something I've been wanting to bring up There's some friends of ours who've been working on a movie that I think just premiered at Tribeca Film Festival called Intermurals. I keep me to bring it up. They're trailers out on YouTube. People should watch it. It's about a bunch of like, it's like, 50 year college seniors who get together and make like an Intermural sports team. Did they shoot it? Two frames a second. And I can just say it's like a send up of like comedy sports movies. And you also check it out. We'll put like comedy sports movies and you'll have to check it out

We'll put the link for the trailer in the link dump and you should definitely definitely give it a watch Is that letterbox and pillar box? Yeah, it's because it's coming off my iPad. Oh, got you And then we're gonna put this on the internet. It's gonna be like the size of a thumbnail. Yeah, you know That's exactly the click on it What is your worst timing for interaction with a fan? What does that mean? So when I was telling my story,

the other day when I put on the plane, an item of detail that I forgot to mention was that, as I got onto the plane, someone tweeted me saying, you just walked past me on a plane. Oh no! I apologize for my loud family or something like that. That was bad time. Oh, no.

Sorry for all the crap in my pants. Well, at least you're behind them so they couldn't see you running for bathroom each time. The other day, I was picking up some Thai food at this trailer out on the east side. And as I was like pulling away, there's another restaurant across the street. There were bunch of people like waving and motioning and signaling, and I didn't even see them in my wife's like,

Oh, there's people waving at us. Now look to them, I go, I'm just waving at someone else. It's like, is there a baby on our car or something? Like go and go, why are they waving? I like how that's your first idea. No, we just kept driving and then later the kid tweeted at me like, Oh, you didn't even see us. We were trying to get your attention. I was like, Oh, Oh, okay, I was like, how did you even see me? Like we're on different restaurants on the other side of the street. You're very recognizable human being. Apparently, remember after midnight when those girls were crossing the street and you beeped? Yeah, there was, we went outside. We were like, you know, studios so they kind of brushed

everybody out, but we knew that most of the studio audience was Ruchery fans because they told us that and they turned, had turned a lot of people away, unfortunately. So afterwards we went out to the studio gates and we just stood out there and like, hey, took pictures and you know, signed stuff and just said hello to everybody. And there were these two girls I remember at the end, they had just arrived and they were like,

yeah, I'm running at each other but something on over there top up. But then we got up, we left and I saw those two girls, these two friends and they were crossing the road in front of us and so they but they were just walking right past our car Didn't see us and so I honked the horn and they looked and I go get the fuck out of the road Where that way they were fans though. Oh, yeah, we'd see why I just talked to them like five minutes earlier So I just curious if they would come back go black birdies and assholes minutes earlier so I just curious if they would come back go black birdies and ass hole

no they probably thought that was the coolest thing ever yeah I think I thought I was funny yeah I hopefully they understand they understand our humor they would hopefully get that's a joke hopefully it was being funny that's pretty funny so I think I talked about it's related to the plain thing again I think I talked about one time the Problem where like I'd be at a convention and I'd be talking to like a really pretty person like a cosplay or something like that of the thing And then this got this guy would stand by and like next to me like nearby

Like I think I was I think one time were there was this like famous actors from battle star collective that we talked And this guy was like there and it's like then she walked away and this guy was like man I'm a huge fan. I'm sorry to send when our interruptions like that's totally appropriate to interrupt during that to tell me that you're a huge fan I'm like you Be a good wing man, but then after that I think I told that sort of the podcast before I was making a joke about that I a good wing man but then after that I think I told that sort of the podcast before I was making a joke about that. I had the opposite where I was talking with somebody that I know in business and I'm talking and this guy walked up and he goes, Bernie and I go, yeah, he goes, dude, that's

so weird. I just watched a video where you gizzed your pants on a plane. I was like, all right, thanks dude. Oh my God. And the person was like How do you react to that didn't even didn't even come up later? Oh my god, that's the first part when it doesn't even like oh what the fuck was he talking about? What do you think he later went to Google like Bernie? He is playing

I'm sure I'm positive that happened No, I'm sure he was extremely disappointed I like how much that adventure that's coming up recently Well, it's coming up a lot Look I look at payback because you at least you would Went up to the plate. Yeah, you could have totally hidden that and by the way I totally would have hidden that is that your worst experience on a plane ever

Yeah, but it was to the point where it happened already and it was so gross that I wasn't even faced by I was like Oh good, yes to do this again, and then it happened again in the night and I was like I guess this is just what I do now. Oh, God. But you've just resigned yourself to your life at that point. Do you really think I should have told that story? I think you should. No, absolutely. See, when stuff happens in my life, I think content.

Brilliant content. Yeah. I guess so. Would you have really hidden that? Man, I don't know. I might have. Oh, you try and be way more professional than I do. I did.

You're way more worried about your future, I guess. No, I just would, I think more so I would tell the story about you. You know, I would like, I wouldn't tell the story like, hey, I had to call Gavin out on something. He was at breakfast and make the other day and shit his pants. Well, I totally texted Meg after that.

After you told me that, I said, look, you guys had a good run. I know lots of good guys in Austin that I did in the introduction. I can introduce, I can introduce you to you, and she goes, she says, nah, it's okay. She goes, I got a mod in there, he's fine. Yeah, that's good, that's a keeper. I think the worst interaction I ever had was that story I told

where someone came up to me in the bathroom. Yep, yeah, totally inappropriate. Yeah, inappropriate. We get up guardians of the bathroom. Yep. Yeah, totally inappropriate. Yeah. And inappropriate. We get a guardians of the bathroom this time with you all. Yeah, I don't use the bathrooms that are out publicly accessible anymore. We've learned not to.

There's like private ones. It's coming up. We're almost sold out. Should we talk about that? Yeah, I mean, should it's like at this point. It might be sold out by time the spark has come down. Maybe check our KXEVENT.com. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.

By the time the spark has comes out, the exhibit hall. Can I ask a question, do we not have any additional badges for people in Austin like to walk up badges? We have the event. We may be able to clear that. We need to figure out the layout of the floor. Fire, fire, martial arts, rule. That's shit.

We may, for people who are local, I would not fly to Austin hoping for it because it may not happen. But if you're local, that's what I was going to say. Yes. Also an acid. If it's say. Yes, the fact that I said that. If it's possible. Yeah, we will talk about it. And with our, we're doing, we're probably do the kick start between now and then so there might actually be

a lot of men of RTX tickets. We might be able to put in there to reward level or something like that. I don't know how to do that though, because it would be such a small sampling of something. Yeah, we have some flexibility. Yeah, we are 40 something days away from the event. This is Blaine still coming to tell you every day Blaine every day tells me how many days you're left as if I don't know what a good guy. I'm excited about it

Congratulations on for to blame for graduating college. He's not here full time. He is Which is I feel like I've created him because he was my PA and I recommended him to Brandon when he high Plain was your PA. Yep. Oh, figure I didn't I didn't know. All right. Well, it's about time to wrap up. Sweet. So I want to thank everyone for watching.

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