Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #274

Episode Date: June 3, 2014

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love that's the next episode feel really bad I don't know about 10 minutes where the podcast started I was like it was less than that it's like six six minutes sorry 10 minutes off base you look a little pale like six minutes for the podcast I was like I'm not gonna make it so we'll see we'll see how far I can make it to this one. Oh you'll color it's a bit oh my color you look really pale it looks a white man. I'm a professional though. I'm sitting here in front of a live stream.

It's 731 now. I'm giving you like a good, I'll give you to 8 o'clock. No, I don't want to make it that long. No. We're going to podcast 274 this week with Gus. Gavin. Jack. Bernie.

And double poopy Gus. Yeah, Gus isn't bad. You think I got, are you still sick or are you feeling better, Gav? Oh, I'm totally fixed. I'll just say if you're still sick, that's, you're totally fed. I was so, I was sick for so long, I didn't really notice when I became right again.

You just had like two or three days without shitting, you're like, oh wait, it's all, yeah, they just solidified over time, and now we're all good. Once I got my allergy shots, when I went to that thing where I got 48 allergy shots in six weeks, no, eight weeks. Six shots a week. That's me, that giant epipan,

that thing is terrifying. Yeah, it was scary. So in Austin, we have, they call it seeder season, but it's not actually seeder, it's juniper. And it happens basically every year from December 15th to about February 15th, and it fucking brutalizes just about everybody. Eventually, if you live here long enough,

I think you get it. You don't have it? I probably have it. Yeah. It's to some extent, I probably, I've got something going on right now that's annoying as hell. I thought it was normal to get sick once a year, like get a massive cold or basically the flu.

I thought that was normal to get sick once a year. And ever since I got those shots like three years ago, I haven't, that hasn't happened to me. I had some landscape at home on my house recently. And I've got a bunch of trees on my property. And a landscaper came over and I was like, I've always been curious about this one tree. I pointed out he's like, what kind of tree is that?

I have no idea. And he goes, oh, that's a cedar tree. It's like mother fucker. It was right in my fucking front yard. I had no idea. Do you think it was at the tree that the squirrel was throwing, J.E. from? No, no, that was an oak tree.

I mean, good if it was throwing things that you were allowed to do. It's like a chemical warfare, a biological warfare. I was that was an oak tree. Yeah, I mean good if he was throwing things that you're like It's like a chemical warfare by logical warfare. I Was getting the allergies. Hey hard The things just like to smoke they're trying to picture right now some avatar of The pollen you can look it up online like guy shakes pollen from a tree. It's horrifying Actually, I were in the backyard and I was mad because I was getting sniffly and my my shots are just wearing off I mean, that's basically what it comes. I have to get maintenance shots and I was mad because I was getting sniffly, and my shots are just wearing off. I mean, that's basically what it comes.

I have to get maintenance shots. Probably cheap though, right? I'm not doing it. I'm not getting my maintenance shots. I'm just being lame about it. So I'm just gonna have to go through the whole thing again. I'm sure. Seriously, you're not wearing your retainer.

Basically, it's like not wearing your retainer. No, eventually you have to get braces again. You're gonna hate yourself, Leah. Just get it done. I know I should. I'm actually probably at the point now, where you just have to go back in, though, do six more weeks of me carrying around

a fucking epic-pen-to-jab in my leg if I go on an anaphylactic shockwave. I mean, I wouldn't do it, but I'm saying you at the point now, we're just gonna go back in, they'll do six more weeks of me carrying around a fucking epic pentadjab in my leg if I go on anaphylactic shockwave. I mean, I wouldn't do it, but I'm saying you should do it. It was, aside from the time, the shots were no big deal. They were tiny little needles. When I was a kid, I used to get typical nerd, right? I used to get allergy shots three times a week for five years. Oh. Really?

Yeah. That's like a full-time job. Yeah, I was allergic to fucking every day. Did they hire someone just for you? I probably paid for my fucking doctor's house, you know? What are you allergic to? I was allergic to cats, dogs, grass, every kind of tree.

Friends, socializing. Sunlight, air, food, sports, sports, girls. You looking at grass, really? Yeah, I'm still a little bit grass. I always call that for people who are allergic to grass. Grass is still one of the worst allergies I have. How is allergic chlorine? Oh.

Even my new tomato chlorine. So you can't get in a pool? No, I can't get in a pool. Even when we were in college together, this might be too much information. He would get out of the shower or whatever and walk around the place before he'd got fully dressed. And he would be red as a beat

because they think the minute amount of chlorine in tap water. On his body, we make him red. Yeah. Wow, that's nuts. I never heard of that. So it's pretty nuts. Yeah, I've read Nop.

What's, I didn't really, you're going too far with that. You said you were a friend. How do you sell it appropriate? I assume it's, it's his skin, right? It's like all of him is allergic to chlorine except his dick. Yeah, but Nop skin is special. It's like the most different kind is allergic to chlorine, except his dick. Yeah, but nobskin is special. It's like the most different kind of skin you've got.

No, it's kind of elbow skin. Nobskin is special. Elbow skin. Tongues skin. That's like a force skin, right? Oh, you're having a... Tongues skin is different. Good lord.

That's the most different. Does he get on his elbow skin? So if I ever lose my foreskin, in a low and low and low and accident, I'm just taking my elbow. There's like no nerves in that skin, right? Or something like that? Or like you can pinch it as hard as you can if you want. My elbow, I can fucking fuel my elbow. What do I mean? Like pinch it, like super hard, like it doesn't hurt. What if it makes me throw up? What if it makes me shit my pants? It's a trend. It's one of the Chinese meridians.

You're using acupressure and you're gonna dump all over yourself. I guess lip skin is pretty different to the skin. Yeah, you know what I all over yourself. I guess lip skin is pretty different to the face skin. You know what I've always wanted? I've always wanted, I've always wanted, we talked about this once before, but I wish the sensitivity of my hands. You think your hands are controllable. You can feel stuff to run my hands over the table

and feel the grain of the wood, but at the same time I can pick up super hot stuff or whatever. If I'm picking up something super hot, if you took that same thing, I can handle it in my hands, but I like touched it to my side or my neck, it would burn me, it would be too hot. But at the same time, my skin on my hand is the most sensitive

and also the toughest skin on my body. It's a weirdest thing. Well it's not as tough as the bottom of your foot. It's not as tough as the bottom of my foot. Like you could put some of the hot hands, just use your foot. You could put some of the hot hands on the bottom of your foot, like the heel that it wouldn't hurt. You're talking about of the hands just use your foot. You could put some of the hands on the bottom of your foot, like the heel that it wouldn't hurt.

You're talking about specifically the heel, but like the ball, like the middle of your foot, everything that touches the ground. Yeah, the arch doesn't touch the ground. Aren't your hands and your feet basically the same thing? Well, you don't walk around in your hands. Well, you don't need more? Evolution.

Yeah, but you think your hands is tough as your feet. Probably over time, you could probably build calluses, sure. But I feel like if I got my hands super callus, I still wouldn't lose the ability to feel like braille bumps. But you're not gonna go around doing that. But you know what I'm saying? I mean it's like the sensitivity of your hands is like, it has a huge range.

What is the next braille device after hand? Like say you're blind and you blow your hands up. It's your feet probably. Like walk on it. Yeah, I mean are your toes as sensitive? Like, could you feel like, if your hands and your feet are based the same going with that, are my, is my big toe as sensitive

am I as my index finger? Or is my big toe like my thumb? Your big toe would be your thumb. Maybe my thumb? Yeah. So it's like my index toe, the same as my index finger. Can I like feel Braille bumps and read that like? Seems like another immersion going on right now.

Would you have a test bath water with your foot? Yeah Who is never done that? What is happening? He's my elbow actually. It's different. Testing it with your foot is more reliable than testing it with your hand. Well for me anyway Like I can feel in my hand be like that's fine. I touch it with my foot like no, that's too warm I think your head would be pretty good Why would you have a potty normally in the bath you dive in head first or do you like a bottle your head would be pretty good How do you normally get the best you dive in head first or do you like your head would be the best

Scalding on like I'll show my head there. See what's going on reading You just like we're real and we're both against your face. You just roll your forehead across the braille I don't think your forehead has enough sensitivity to determine the different. No really I'm like so I Was it a hotel this weekend where that you ever go to a place where the hot water is just way too hot before it has enough sensitivity to determine the different both. No, really? I don't think so. I was at a hotel this weekend where the you ever go to a place where the hot water is just way too hot. The shower and it's like you realize the different sensitivities of the different parts of your body when you like get a row just too hot stream of hot water. I had that this weekend when

we went and we filmed immersion in Atlanta last year. You know, we stayed at that hotel out in the middle of nowhere by the the racetrack. That was the first time I'd ever encountered that type of shower, like that toggle to get the water to go from the bottom spout up to the shower head. Do you remember that? Well, you pulled down on the tap. You pulled down, like there's like a little,

under where the water comes out on the bottom. It's like right around there, there's a ring and you pull on that. And that makes the water go up to the shower. Like I was in there for like 15 minutes, trying to figure out how to take a god damn shower. I let that for real. Because they had this fucking go up to the shower. Like I was in there for like 15 minutes, trying to figure out how to take a goddamn shower. I learned that from- Because they had this fucking cute way to do it.

I learned that from a shower in Virginia, which is close, right? Is it close? Not really. It's closer. Too late. Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing.

You're saying the showers are regional, is that what you say? Like, you're not a fucking role man. These showers. You're trying to roll man. He showers A breathtaking story so I like it. It's more like South showers So but I wonder if you can your showers like oh you get you we talked about you have the thing in your closet Increases the water pressure. I fucking want one of those yeah UK showers. I was in the UK for a few days in the shower there I remember I could basically pull my elbows and touch any side. Like I could touch both sides of the shower just by holding my arms.

That whole continent is not made for some of your sides. It's tiny. I went to France and I had to climb over the toilet to get in the shower. Yeah. I remember the door- The trashed your head on every day. That fucking D.E. is the first time I ever made Gavin when you were like 16. Yeah, I met him and I was like, ah, dude, he's burning in real life.

That's so weird. He had a scar all over his head and like scabbed. There was, you look like a fucking meth addict. You can't let fucking pick it up yourself. They mounted a TV because the fucking room in France is so small because they have no land there that like they had to say, one thing, the hotel is probably older than television.

So one thing, the vending televisions and decided we got to put it in our fucking shitty old hotel. There was no room to put it so they'd elevate it They mounted to the wall and they mounted exactly Jack at this With a big metal bracket like like six feet taller show it like where we walk right into it exactly I just wish I was in there when you hit you head on it for the third time Just fucking grab it and like hook out and just rip it off I'm just fucking grabbing it like Hulk out and just ripping off the fucking wall. I don't want it to be so bad We can write this off. I knew the fuck wants to watch TV in France. That's got to be awful

We really has to be awful. You're just trying to insult the whole nation. I was so we went to Utah for Ashley's sister's wedding this weekend I'm the Mormons lovely wedding. No, they're not Mormon, but there were a lot of Mormon people there and They all dropped the hard-enward. Five minutes of running. Yeah. But one of the things is that when Ashley was living in San Francisco, she got the Siamese cat.

And then she moved to Australia and lived in Australia for four years. So she couldn't take the cat with her. Why is it still Siamese? Well, I don't know. They call them Thai cats. I don't know. It's called, yeah, it's Siamese cat.

But the name changed, right? Is that what Siam is that what you say? I think, say I'm, became Thailand. I believe so. Is that right? They kept the say ames. I think you both, when they change like, Tripoli, like when they change your,

Tripoli's a city. Ottoman Empire and stuff like that. New Amsterdam. They keep up with the Ottoman Empire. Oh, the fucking, they might be giants wrote a song about it. They've been listening to it on it all. I just keep up with it.

Like, or like all the Eastern European countries that change names all the time. So yeah, the Simon's cat. Like you can't say Czechoslovakia. Well, it's not, that's two countries now. It's a Czech Republic and what? Slovakia. Slovakia.

That's not true. That's absolutely true. It used to be in the map and you got so much. And then now it's Czech Republic. Please tell me Slovakia is to the east of the Czech Republic, isn't it? I don't know. Did they really like cut the North of the middle? I think Czech Republic's Czech Republic. Please tell me Slovakia is to the east of the Czech Republic, isn't it? I don't know. Did they really like cut the Arctic middle? I think Czech Republic's West of Slovakia. Be greater than any other seas that way. Where do you live? I live in Z.

I live in A-Mare. I live in the map so many. What about 45 miles south east to K? What's the aerial view? You know what it says, check for public on the thing. If that was built into the landscape, that'd be great. That would be so awesome. They burned it in. Anyway, so we went to go get Ashley's cat, because it had lived with her dad the four years she lived in Australia. What's the cat's name? Nutmeg.

And this is different to the cat. No, it didn't, Morgan. It's different to the cat from Australia. Yeah, the cat from Australia passed away, unfortunately. That's sad. One of the first dates that I ever went on with Ashley, I went to a visitor in San Francisco and her cat died that day that I showed up.

Oh, that's a good start. That's a funny story. It sounds hilarious. It sounds actually solution to the cat dying, which was very sad was. I'm very sad and I don't want to deal with this, so I'm going to get completely hammered. Like literally, it's like the drunkest I've ever said

That's what I would do. Yeah, if I find out a little way to die It sounds like something you do. She was having a company Christmas party that night when she worked at IGN Oh, wow and she went get completely drunk. I'll tell you some other time Anyway, so we went to go we went to go get this cat from her dad nutmeg and we were making nutmeg back We were smart. We planned ahead, we got, her mom got sedatives to give the cat to get on the plane and go. But the cat just like was a pro at like taking the sedative and everything's great, hold the smell close for like a minute.

All right, let it go, cat walks about two feet wide, two feet, it's about half the pill. So I'm not sure I got fully sedated. What it did do, and you can relate to this, Gus, what it did do is it waited till we got on the plane and then it shit. Oh, it's self. Did you?

Wow. It was horrible, dude. It was horrible. And even like it had great timing because it was like, we're flying along and the other side and everything's fine. It's like, to check on the cat house, it's great.

Ding CPL comes on it. Nobody get up, turbulence, can't catch. So we were trapped in the sea. Oh, no. Was it a scared pool? Was it like a spiteful pool? I'm gonna pool it myself on purpose now. Listen, before we, you know, like decline and have a whole conversation,

we did with you the other day, it was horrendous. So it wasn't solid, I'm guessing. It was an anxiety pool, to say the least.. Did you hear about the flight that got diverted? Yeah, yeah. There was a service animal on a flight. It was flying cross country. And the service animal took a shit twice in the aisle. And the smell was so bad they had to divert the plane.

And they clean it. They had to make the plane land. Bring a cleaning crew on. And they had to kick the service animal and the owner off. Oh my god. Which was like a sea eye dog. Yeah. Oh my god. That must be so.

That's so. I kind of imagine being the cause of a plane diversion. But I mean ours was like everyone around this was like, were you in coach or you in first class? I actually, I actually, because I used miles, I had a first class seat and I traded back with the people that were sitting next to Ashley. It was two flights. And so I traded back on both flights. I was like now. Let's take your first class seat So I traded back from first class to literally to shitty

So was the cat like in your lap or like was it under the seat in front of you like how did that be horrible Then it's the cat crap on me But I mean there's a carrier sitting on your lap, or where did you have the carrier? They make you put it under the seat. Okay. How do you travel? The service animal was flying from LA to Philadelphia, and they had to divert in Missouri.

Can't sit here, right? I don't know where, but yeah, there it is. You're seeing the animal in the dog. If you're watching the stream, it's photo of the dog in the middle. People started dry heaving a couple of people through up. The first time was bad. The second time people said, you've got to get us out of here. That is nasty.

Gavin, just thinking that smell because I'll recycled air. And so it's just gonna keep kicking up and just get worse and worse. And it's probably hot in there too because the middle of summer, you know, those planes, there's not much cloud cover. So, oh, this is a quote from a passenger. It was the worst smelling blowout I've ever smelled It wasn't little pieces. It was full-fledged dog diarrhea Full-fledged dog diarrhea The trash cans right there. If you can't do anything about it. I mean, it's just like it's like nothing that can be done Do you want the task in? Oh, Christ of life. Oh man.

Fucking terrible. Yeah, I can't imagine what that's like. But listen, I was, I'd be at the time, I was with Ashley, I was like, it's like, don't worry about it. You know, things happen, you know, just not. Cats are not made to travel, man. No, just made to do anything.

I've had a dog for a year now, and that dog loves being in the car. Love is just like sitting in the back, when it's head out the window, bouncing around. Put my cat, I put my two cats in my, from my house, it's my parents' house, just to move them out of the way while we're trying to sell our house.

They shit twice and peed on the wall. It's like, all right, that's great. And hold on, they do that. On the inside of the car. They're all painting, they do. No, yeah, yeah. The anxiety painting. Yeah.

She did that the whole way to the airport, the car. Whenever I have to travel with my wife and my two dogs one of my dogs like get he I don't know he's like kind of weird in the car He's he's okay when I'm driving but if my wife's driving he like tries to take the steering wheel from her Like he paused at it like he's trying to take control So whenever we drive somewhere I have to make my wife sit in the back seat and I put the dog in the front passenger seat and shot him. There's a big shrimp in the back. That's an asshole looking done. He just like looks back at her the whole time from the front seat. So you drive your wife around like a sofa and the dog gets the front seat. The dog gets the front seat. We'll play

a little bit about that. We'll play that the link up if you're listening to the audio podcast. Yeah, she's not happy about it. She's like, I can't believe you make me sit in the back seat so the dog can sit up front with you. Like, you just like said, he's calm up here. You're like, that's horrible. Jeff walked in on a situation in his house last week where he came in to work about an hour late. His dog is quite large.

And a dog is he have, it's a bull terrier. We're the like, the, the pointed head dogs. Yeah dogs, yeah. It's a bull terrier. Or the, like, a terrier? The pointed head dogs. Yeah, like a Spud McKenzie. Yeah. And a big dumps. And he came down to find his rumble, cleaning the house, cleaning the house. It had just driven over a turd and smeared it.

Oh, around the floor. How come there's no detector for that? All on the rug. And then apparently, like, because it hit the the front it would crash into the walls and it put Shit all over the walls as well Yeah, I did destroy it. I came in the rumble was upside down on the kitchen in about 19 pieces So can we apparently he just put outside and hoes it because it was like I don't even know what He's got an expensive rumble to that's's like, that's the $500, $700.

That's the most expensive one. Yeah. Oh my God. He put it back together. And when he turned it back on, the text on the screen just said rest. Rest? Rumashting P.

Yeah. R.I.P. It's a retirement. DEEP. Ruma's where we're invited Ruma is a genius. Those things are the best thing ever. It'd be cool if that was a robot poop scooper there. Yeah.

For a long time. I just hope the Ruma, like, if like all these machines we have in our life, one of them is gonna become sentient at one point. They've got a lawnmower. They've got a lawnmower Ruma where you can basically set like lines and it's just hit a button and it'll mow your yard for you.

Well, that's the same as a lawnmower tied to a pole. This is the same thing. Yes, that's cool. That's lawn mow tied to a pole. It's the same thing. Yes, that's it. That could be going to circle though. And it winds up though. He's right, it would wind up and like, as it winds around, it gets closer. You've got to purge it.

You've got to get a circle back yard. Or you used to invent that on the floor. I think I've seen a video of that. People did all the time. Fuck it out, it's totally dead. You just set it going and walk away. I used to use my Roomba as an alarm clock. Yeah.

It was like an alarm clock, you can hit snoozing, you can hit snoozing. Like I set my Roomba to go off at a good time on a twig up every day. And then it starts going, you like I have to fucking get out of bed and stop this thing. It's the best way to get you out of bed.

You should stop it? No, I would then, I'd get up to stop it like, fuck I'm already up. Yeah. And I think it tricks you. The crazy thing about the Rumba is you could clean your floor like perfectly.

Like it looks pristine, hit the Rumba, let it go for 30 minutes and it'll have a full bin full of trash. Yeah, it finds a visible dust. Yeah, it's awesome. It's great. I just wanted to climb up the walls and ceiling. I think that'd be the best.

I can't have one in my house. Why? I just just know like part of my house, it's like level like that. It's gonna put a room in. Well, my bathroom isn't level. It's like a step probably that big. Rumor just goes, come straight up.

It goes up over a step. Yeah, it goes up. Yeah. Oh. You know, the step. Yeah, it was up. Yeah. Oh Look you know that step that goes from my kitchen to my back area. Yeah, about four inches or something I'm going that maybe give it a go. I'm fucking make a little ramp It makes a little slip right there. Now I want one after that. That's horrible I took that room and became sentient like right. That's the moment. It's like oh my god. I'm alive. What does life mean? It's just like let over vomit again the culinary Like when the fuck chose Joey's an awful guilty.

No, I'm gonna hear me experience this is what it's like to fly for Belly to Philadelphia. You just got you just got diverted to Missouri. I'd be funny if you got to go into college, bitch. We're gonna say I don't know if we go. Oh, never mind. So, sorry, I was just say we don't know if we go oh never mind Sorry, I was just say we immersion came out last week Final episode of

I was gonna start talking I had nothing I was gonna stall and they come up with something I was like there you know I'm gonna have something for immersion came out last week trials immersion came out last week I was gonna say when I actually got drunk at her holiday party. She got fucking hammered at the IG and holiday party And she got so drunk she came back after her cat died. And she was dead serious about it. I just hope she's okay with me telling the story. She every time I saw her, she would order,

every time she got a drink, she would also get a shot with it. That's how dedicated she was to this. So she got like a caveman. It was horrible. And then she got to the point where she was like way too drunk and she was like talking to people and like, I need to get you out of here. It's like, hey, moment of clarity, you need to go.

These are your coworkers, you're too drunk, you need to go. It's like, okay. And then we're going out and she runs a new or editor in chief. And we're all in. Has a conversation with him, she's talking to him, she goes, hold on a second, she throws up in the bush.

I'm like, I'm like, I'm going goddamn it. And it's like the first time I met like any of those people. So I'm like, let's get her to cab and go. So I'm the guy bringing the way to drunk girl poem or getting her into Cadley party. And I'm like, we've been dating for a month and a half. All this stuff. What is terrible about what the cab driver might think of you? No, no. Cab drivers are used to that. Right, I guess. I don't know. The problem was she, she, it's San Francisco where she lived.

So she had three roommates in a place. I think I think in her place, there was four people all living together and they each paid $1,000 a month. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Was it a nice place? It was not, it was nice, but it wasn't $4,000 a month in rent. Nice. I'm guessing it wasn't on the first floor. I didn't live on like the set of entourage or you know, that's what I was back from four grand a month. But, you know, with San Francisco, the problem was you know that's what I was back for a grand a month But uh, you know with San Francisco Problem was I get her home and she was kind of a wreck at that point like she don't up again She maybe got some on herself a little bit

So I'm trying to like rimming the situation by that point You know me my patience was a little thin too. So my whole solution was let's just get her out of her clothes And you know get her in the shower and just turn the shower on turn the room room on. The problem is, this apartment, the walls are really thin, and so I'm trying to get out of a clothes, because she's going, no, don't touch me. Don't take off my clothes. Here's what it sounded like from outside her room. See, I'm in her room with her, she's drunk,

and you hear something like this. No, don't touch me, and then me going, shh. Shhh. Shhh. Shut up. We're all good. Just shut up, just, I don't want to get this out of her. Did you do like the continuation? Like she's yelling and you're like,

bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh. It was like the worst way to meet anybody's roommates ever. It was so horrible. Oh my god. Imagine you just coming out of the door like covered in sweat and shutting it behind you. It was like, look at you and it's like? You're just looking, you're just like, don't go with it. I'm not a black guy.

Yeah, that was really horrible. It was horrible. Great bonding experience though. It was a great bonding experience. It was, yeah, it was tough. She had had that cat for eight years. I guess like her buddy in Australia and all that stuff. And I guess it wasn't that long.

I guess she had had about four years because she lived at a amount of time. And then the cat made it all the way back and then just didn't make it. All of a sudden just got sick. The moment he got back from Australia. That's sucks. Yeah, it's suck man. Yeah, that's rough. It's not. I don't know. My cat's gonna live forever. So I'm cool. How long have you had your cat? You've had your cats a long time. I 11 years. Yeah. Yeah. I got them the week after Uday and Kusei got killed. The real Uday and Kusei got killed. I wouldn't remember when that was. So I'm glad you said 11 years. Yeah, I think it was 11 years.

Something like that, a round of like. 2004. Try to forget how old Joe the cat is. He's like seven. So do you have two cats? I got Joe the cat and nutmeg. Do they get along? No, it didn't mug.

I speak to a German. That caught up. What? Do they get along? They've been together like literally since 1030 last night. So no, thanks for asking. No. Have they been like late night fights or anything to keep you up at all Joe is such a fucking loody take that cat Because we he's an indoor outdoor cat now, but when we go out of town

We put him inside that fucking that drives him crazy. So like we were going all of two and a half days Actually went early because he was the maid of honor. So I was gone for, since Friday to Sunday. So basically two days I was gone. But then we come home and Joe's in the house and he's like screaming to get out like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, let him out and then you just have to leave the back door open because he just goes in and out, meowing, nonstop.

Like, out of the way. He's like making up time. It's really weird. He's like, he goes mental. Like, he's like, it must be a long period of time to him, you know, to be gone that long. He's like. He's got to go in and out 10 times a day So it's like two and a half days got to go in and out like 25 times. Yeah, he was pretty freaked out He was pretty freaked out, but he be recovered nice

He says no, he's got that freedom and then we have another cat there, so then it made him and she's covered in shit Who's a weird experience for Joe's cat like taking about cats clothes off like you're getting the shower So you bathed the cat's like taking that cat's clothes off like you're getting the shower No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, well, you don't need to typically but if you want to keep your forearms, you don't want to be the cat. I can be the cat. But you recognize that bathing a cat is a traumatic experience for cat. Yeah, also being in a plane for four years. So that's where we were. It's like the cat took a big car ride,

then took two plane flights, took a sedative, crapped all over itself. It's like if we wash it, it's a totally new state new place, doesn't know anything, is meeting another cat. If we bait, if we wash it, it's a totally new state, new place, doesn't know anything, is meeting another cat. If we bait it, we might as well just put a bullet in the cat. I mean, it's like, it would just lose its mind.

Well, at that point, it's kind of like, it's already hit all these other things. This will be just, in concentration. Yeah, I would have just got it. It's just got it all out of the way and one good. Like, this is the worst day of your life cat, and then it's just smooth sailing. Just chuck it in the pool, basically.

Yeah, yeah. Even with wave cat food and taking away. It was mainly like a pity deal at that point. We just fell so bad for the cat. Tuna. So. Oh, welcome. Today she was clean.

So that means she spent the long night licking and hurling. How long do you think it would take a cat to eat a tuna fish? Like a whole. Yeah. Tuna's are big. That's so big. I can't believe I'm big there. They're bigger than a person.

How about that? They're way bigger than that little can. And if you know they're per pound, they're ridiculously expensive. I wonder if you can compress one into a can. So why not? Let me make it super dense and heavy. Why not? We have new tron stars and shit.

How small can you get stuff before you need a big machine? What do you mean? Like a loaf of bread. So you got a loaf of bread, it's this big. You can roll your hands. You can roll your hands with your hands. Smosh your loaf of into like dough, right? Yeah.

Like this much. But with a machine, you can probably do it even more. What kind of machine, what is that? Like a press of some sort. A press of some sort. A how small can you get stuff? That'd be a good YouTube channel. It's a thing, and it's like this is the smallest.

I get your crush. It's the smallest, this thing. Getting a 50 ton press and just pressing stuff. Right, do we? Yeah, we did, remember? It's almost like a variant of Willett blend. It's like, yeah. Yeah, just smash these stuff.

How small can it go? I totally would love to do that. It's like, Willett, maybe think about that. Like, I went to eat at that a, verse place earlier down if you've eaten there. Yeah, but it's like, it's a cabab. Cabab. They like take a bread roll and they just like put it

in that fucking panini press. It's like all huge and it's just like flat. Yeah. You press a lot of stuff. I would press a fish. Not on what you mean. I don't understand. Like, you know you eat it, eat it to come up and it's like flat bread. Yeah, it starts off as a big roll You never see him do that no when when you make your order watch the first guy

He gets a big roll out of a box puts on the press and just flants to shit out of it Why wouldn't you just get flat bread to begin with? I don't know. Okay He's like Gavin. He had this vision of not to do vegetables as well. I'm thinking of like a carrot You couldn't squash a carrot very much I think well, no, it's good. Yeah We're making a squeeze you squat all the juice out of it, right? Yeah, I assume you wouldn't count in your liquid like you'd let you can't compress you can't compress water can you? It's uncompressible

Like it's okay. Okay, so you had I've always thought about this but my whole childhood Yeah, I might even mention it you get like a tube. I've always thought about this by my whole childhood. Always. I might even mention it. You get like a tube. I've got a tube. Metal tube, right? You fill it with water. Sure.

Then there's like a metal thing that's the exact width. It's a French presser. And you pull it down and it would squish the water into the tube. You're basically talking about a syringe with no bottom. No, no, exit. Except made of like really finely machine steel, where there's no gaps. Okay. You're tight.

It wouldn't, you wouldn't be able to squash water. I could. Somewhat. No, I don't think so. I think you can squish it. At all. I think you can squish water at all. I think you could let it boil or something.

I think you're right. I think there's air in there. Yeah, but what if you like took all the air out? I didn't think you could do it. I know that water compresses far less than air, but I don't know if water is perfectly compressed. You can't compress water on any level. I think so. I think you can. All this all this talking compressions making me think of last night's Silicon Valley. I think it last night's game. The longest complicated set up for Dick joke ever. Oh God, but it was an amazing Dick joke though.

So you should watch Silicon Valley. The show is it's Mike Judge who debuts some butt head and King of the Hill and he's an Austinite. He actually I think they made the office building. Obviously, no, obviously, it wasn't made here. Yeah, I was. Well, I mean, I'm not here in Austin Studios. Oh, no, it was made around town, but yeah, it's fantastic.

I'm glad to know that you actually watched so we can talk about it in this class. You can't compress water. You can? How? But compression. How do you mean how? You just described it yourself. You just described it yourself.

Sorry, go ahead with the assumptions. Yeah, they had a whole scenario, a whole set up where they were trying to figure out the fastest way to jack off 400 dudes. 800 dudes. 800 dudes. go ahead with the results. Yeah, they had a whole scenario, a whole set up where they were trying to figure out the fastest way to jack off 400 dudes. 800 dudes. 800 dudes. Yeah. And like, talking about like, getting jacking off four of them at once, like you got like,

if you make them face each other, you can get it like, if you make them dock and then you go back and forth. And then like, we're trying to figure out like the height of people's dicks off the floor and the angle. Say a whole bunch of people like, you're matching up the girls. Who is this a problem for? Well, no, it's because one of the guys, like basically they were there with a competition.

He's like, if I have to go in there and jerk off, I'll eat 100 of those guys, I will do it. And he's like, well, we only have 10 minutes. Okay, we have 10 minutes. We break that down. It's like, okay, if you do one at a time, it's gonna take this much. They have to think how long it's gonna take.

And then they started breaking it down. The best, best compression method to get that many people jerked off. It was pretty fun. It was a long joke. I was actually pretty fun. Yeah, it was relevant too. They worked it into the show really well. Yeah, and it sounds like every conversation I've ever had. This is what it sounds like. The show's interesting because it ran, that was the finale and it ran like eight episodes, right? And the one of the main, or one of the sort of main side characters actually passed away, like halfway through the filming of the show. Yeah, I think like after, no, I think it was after the show premiered.

I think it was like after the second episode it had aired or so. Okay, yeah. But yeah, so they had to basically rewrite the whole, the second half, yeah, Peter Gregory, that's his character name in the show. He was also, he's been into much other stuff. He was kind of an up and coming sort of

comedic actor and then I think he had cancer or something. Something a weird, really a abruptly. Yeah. And so sucks, but actor and then I think he had cancer or something or something weird where he died really abruptly. Yeah. And so sucks. Yeah, I think they said that when he read and he was doing the scenes for the show that he already knew he was really sick and he still ought to do it. But he's pretty damn funny on the show, but TJ Miller is on the show. Kamal is on the show.

Right. He was a guest on the podcast a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. So that's pretty cool. And I'm Martin Star. I love Martin Star. What's the guy's name? It's the guy who was on the office and he's also on there. Is that a Jared? His name of character. I forget his name. Yeah. He's Zach Woods. Is he the guy that was Gabe in the office? Yes. The tall, the tall, really, like you did. Yeah. It was, yeah, this episode, he's pretty I'm funny on it. So here's so here's the answer on the water thing

The answer in the water thing is that water can be compressed But it takes an enormous amount of pressure to compress it just a little bit and therefore it is classified as an incompressible material So it can be compressed but so little it's just not worth it. It's just not like basically it's not worth it That's exactly right can be bothered And actually they they specifically say that the the good example is at the bottom of the ocean, the water at the bottom of the ocean is dense and the water at the top because it's being compressed by all the other water. Oh that's why

your head caves in if you go too deep. Yeah well yeah. So you just get your head in your head as in as dense as water so your head will get crushed. Yeah no it's just all the way to the water. It's just crazy to me like how that works. It's like, the deep where you go, like this, the more pressure it is from all the fucking water on you. And you don't have to go that deep for it to fucking kill you. Well, think about even put like 10 feet of material of anything else on top of your head, you would feel it.

So if you die in the ocean, the middle of the deepest part of the ocean, and you sink. As you sink down, do you just get crushed into a weird pulp? But out of the water in you. So with that, smush the pulp and like, what if he's on the water out of you? What do we want to say? Because the pulp?

Or with the water remained contained in your skin. We're 80% water or some shit, right? I'm waiting for you. I wonder if he's one of those things with a magnet. When you go down, you go down even harder. Well, I imagine when you go under water, you drown and water gets into you, right? And it kind of fills up like drowning, isn't it? Just like your lump.

Yeah. I mean, that's it. So, like, you wouldn't compress, though. Well, that would just be like your lungs and maybe your stomach, though, right? I imagine, I don't know. I imagine stuff inside would probably burst in the like a scapegoat. You got water in it. It's weird to word for that. It's we need a word for that

It's getting water in yourself. Well, you can drown outside of what in yourself. Yeah, I've ever heard of dry drowning turkey's drown like that Right, it's one of those parenting these turkeys go out in the rain and they look up and they'll drown I've heard that I've heard that I always had to do how they live today if they've evolved They're really stupid. Yeah, they said they've evolved and they are really stupid. Yeah, they've had a really good no-range streak. The turkeys, it looks. Yeah, the, up and falling right until they drown status false damn it But what it is true is that pigs can't look up Dogs can't look up no dog skin look up. No, you're on with Nick Frost. He's wrong. Yeah, dogs can look up

But pigs can't he was getting them confused. I absolutely Who's Nick Frost? He's from the Simon Pegg guy. Yeah, that's like a huge argument They had an argument about that he Somebody was by naming another person. They had an argument about that on the commentary for space and that ended up becoming a joke in Sean of the dead. Like the dogs can't look up. Of course dogs look up. So low anyway, they have to look up to see you. Yeah, they like white and white dogs. Did you see my dog in the front seat? He was like looking up and back like, hey, what's up? He's like pissed.

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Welcome to the last two years. Life is hard for you. Yeah. Man, you've read a lot of the Game of Thrones books, right? Absolutely. Yeah. I'm about halfway through book one. You're so fucked that you said that.

I'm still going to send you spoilers all day. Well, I've seen all the shows. I mean, everything up in the show. Yeah. There's two books. I've had plenty. I've actually one person who's spoiled the shit out of something from his flash.

Like flash, spoiled. I've watched him spoil something for his wife. He, there's our friend Aaron and look we usually we usually play poker It's like okay, like we get really serious hot spoilers like you know the movie hasn't been out for more than two weeks You don't talk about at the table and then it's like we were we're to party actually and he's walked up We were talking about like a I think the last season finale. He's like a man I can't believe that did they didn't show this and it's like, all right, dude, I appreciate that. He's like, oh, no, they'll probably show it in next season. It's like, and they still haven't. So it's like, oh, the major block on it too.

And it's like, I'm really curious to hear what this darning obviously don't say right now. But I'm really curious to hear what it was. I had a similar, I went to go see, I guess, X-Men with him. I think so, yeah. The new one. Yeah, I wasn't going to see the X-Men with him. And anyway, we're there. And as she started the books and I read the books,'t going to sing the X-Men with him. And anyway, we're there.

And as she started the books and I read the books, and no, I went and saw Godzilla with him. I went and saw Godzilla with him. I was with the boys and we all went and saw Godzilla. And we were talking and his wife, Kalo, was there. And I was talking to him and he just don't give a thing. And he's like, oh, I can't read anything because I've read the books.

And he goes, oh, okay, well, that's when this happened. And his wife goes, I know I haven't read the book. He goes, oh, okay, well that's when this happened. And his wife goes, I, you know I haven't read the books. He goes, you didn't know that? He goes, she goes, no. And he goes, he goes, oh, I thought you knew that because you knew this. She goes, I didn't know that. I was like, it was, it was awful.

And he goes, we heard his talking about that. So it's funny, he's like this boiler king for Game of Thrones. Oh my God. I've had a couple pretty big things for me on the show I just amounted to me at this point. I would love a 10 second Brain arrays just to clear the last 10 seconds like galaxy quest. Yeah, but not to actually affect the course of time just to be like You know that's called that's called age

Because I've had to have rune for me in Game of Thrones and then I read the books and I was like oh wait I knew that oh I think that does happen with time I watched I watched all the books and I was like, oh, oh, wait, I knew that. Oh, that's all. I think that does happen with time. I watched, I watched the screen movies again recently. I haven't seen them since probably they came out. I don't know, why not? And I've forgotten the killer in every movie. And I'd see the role, I was like, I have no idea. I gotta, I gotta, I've had that also where like something will get spoiled for me

or I'm gonna keep it going. And I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I mean, there's some stuff now like you have to watch day one because you know it's gonna be spoiled by somebody like I had to watch Game of Thrones last night because I absolutely knew someone was gonna ruin it for me. I actually don't even like with people tweet like oh my god I saw that that was amazing. I don't know like like they that was amazing stuff. Yeah, or you have to watch this episode. Yeah, but it's then we haven't seen it. You're waiting for the amazing moment. Exactly right. You're sitting there. Is this the amazing moment? And then you kind of skim and over with the other stuff is like yeah, someone

someone said to me about the there's the big new thing, is this the amazing moment? And then you kind of skim and over with the other stuff, it's like. Yeah. Someone said to me about the, there's the big new thing which is like the spoiler, which is in Game of Thrones. It's the event that happens in like last season, the big event, you know? And someone told me the name of it. And they said, but I wanna tell you what happens. And I go, well, there's only so many of those things. And so every time they had when I was like, is this it?

And it doesn't matter because they're all bad. Yeah, they don't go very well. Yeah, yeah. But the Game of Thrones books, I have noticed a trend because I want to play and sometimes I'll bust those out and reread them. Sometimes I read, basically read Game of Thrones books and a Cormac McCarthy novels, that's about it.

And the Game of Thrones books, man, something I don't capture them in the show. Every time I read the Game of Thrones books, I get get hungry the way he describes food in those books is fucking amazing All that food is awesome. Yeah, it's it's incredible. I want honey wine and Lemon cakes. Yeah, lemon cakes. I eat the shots on lemon cakes and brown sausage with fried bread I've actually got the feeling he scuts around the actual terms for vagina and stuff. I could see how you jumped to that conclusion

after talking about food. You ever read the books? Have you read the first one? Like he was talking about vagina. Like he described as the wetness between her legs. Yeah. Just, yeah. I mean, cool, but.

He took perpussy. He took perpussy. I want to hear Roidro Trees say pussy. I want to hear him talking about all the black people in the front soccer team. He uses the term that I really can't stand. You know how some people, they hate certain terms and reference to generals. Like, women in particular, very particular about the words you're supposed to use and you're not supposed to use.

And they're all very different about. Focal. Focal. Focal is usually pretty standard off on the two-knock list. In particular, like very particular about the words you're not supposed to use. And they're all very different about... F***hole. F***hole. F***hole was usually pretty standard off on the do-knock list. You broke somebody. What I hate more. The thing I hate the thing I hate is when he was constantly refers to vagina as her sex.

And I just hate that. I just something like that just like, she doesn't say anything about that. So her whispering eye. Her whispering eye. Her whispering eye. Say whispering eye. Every funny thing actually described to penis all the time, but then stayed away from vagina.

Like his throbbing penis into a sex. No, I've been to her clunge. So I had something, I'm gonna pivot here. I had something kind of gross happening here the other day. Do you remember? How you feeling by the way, if you're on okay now? I'm still pivot here. I had something kind of gross happening here the opposite of the day Do you remember how you're feeling by the way feeling okay now? I'm still not drinking I'm waiting for you to sit myself you beat me Do you remember how when we used to do this podcast at the old location at the anix?

I don't remember anything but okay. Do you remember how sometimes it would smell bad? It was always right by my fucking seat. Go ahead. I found it. I know what it is. I know exactly what you're gonna say. I found it. So I don't think we ever actually talked about when we were doing any of these podcasts. Don't you remember the podcast where I was in my seat wretching and I made you guys come over to smell?

Oh, who was it that smelled it and couldn't smell it? I could smell it, but I wasn't sure where it was coming from. Well, one of the things we had on set, you never can see it when you're watching the video podcast, but we used to keep a fridge back, kind of behind where Jack is sitting, there used to be a fridge back over there. And after we moved the fridge sat over here

offset for a while and I saw it and I was like, well no one's using the fridge, we don't have an outlet for it here at the new set, so I'm gonna take it and put it in my office. Was it the one that looked like an M? Yeah, it looks like an M. So I took it, I put it in my office and it was a fridge that had been closed

for like a month and a half. Oh, no no power So it was just filled with mold was absolutely disgusting It was one of the grossest things I've ever smelled and seen like you couldn't see the white on the inside of the fridge Because it was so much mold so I spent like a good hour cleaning it out You know just like really killing all the mold and cleaning everything up plugged it in I was like great fridge is clean fridge works everything's awesome Then that weekend was the weekend that we had those really bad thunderstorms

We lost power here in the building for like five or six hours came in the next day and the fridge wasn't working I kept hearing like a click click and I'm like oh fuck the motor's fried, you know There was a power surge or something so I unplugged it and I got my flashlight out and I'm like Tracing wires like trying to look at the motor see if there's anything obviously wrong And I've got my face like two inches from the motor and I'm like moving the flashlight around and it's a dead fucking mouse Squished in behind the motor just like its head is like contorted and like Looking at me like well, that's why the set fucking stank. There's a goddamn dead mouse in the back of the fridge in a motor So I just like stood up, I started laughing maniacally.

I said, I'm gonna go throw up now. Do you get thrown up? No, it was so fucking gross. So you're gonna clean out the mouse or you just trash it. I got Blake. I got Blake again. I got Blake into the, I mean, right now man.

Are you in this, we are coming in the door. We were coming in the door as Blaine was going out and like we open the door and there's Blaine with a dust pan and a baggy on top of it. And he goes out of the way and he goes right to me and he goes, dead mouth. It's like we're on a four year old. It was so happy about it.

And the fucked up thing was I had asked Blaine to carry the fridge for me from over here to my office because I'm like a big weakling and I'm blaine So big strong guy so he must have had his hands all over that mouse Yeah, he says he knows he probably touched it Wait, so it's back in the middle. Is that what you think about every time you're in the gym you work out all those hours So the Gus over for you is a big strong guy

So you made a movement and then clean it is it still in your office? Yeah, so you Clean it honestly, I was like, oh, that's so gross. I played Great half of like went to the bungalow and waited Look at that blanchards on pizza too many cards, bro. I would be like yeah, Gus is gonna be really impressed I would be like, yeah, Gus is gonna be really impressed. You're the big strong guy for Gus. Tittair was a mouse problem. I wanted to share with my dress up. Oh, we can't.

Oh, but I can't believe I don't know how long that mouse was dead in there because we were smelling that for so long. But if it doesn't stink anymore, it obviously too long. It didn't stink in your office. No, I guess not. Just mold. Gross. It must have died the week we smelled it. Yeah.

Horrifying. Yeah, that was, that was, that was several weeks before we moved. Why is that? What? Why do I don't stink when they died? Because then all the, what do you mean? I'm asking you, why do they stink when they died? Is it like, the reason for it?

It's bacteria, yeah, like, is it to keep you away from it? Like, yeah, it's like, everything has a smell. Well, bad, bad food smells bad, and bad flesh smells bad. It's like a, it's a warning not to eat it. It's like, but bad as an interpretation. Like, it's a smell that we determine is bad. It's not an actual bad smell. There's no such thing as a bad smell.

Right, it's a wee smell it. It's a bad smell. But we only have us as a benchmark for smell. There's a reference for what is good in bad smell. Yeah, but it's a smell that we put in. Like a cro, it doesn't smell bad. It smells delicious. Not a vulture. He's a reference for what is good in bad smells. Yeah, but it's a smell. I'm sure it's a crow, it doesn't smell bad. It's supposed to be delicious. It's not a vulture.

Yeah, a vulture. So would it make sense then like a recently dead animal that you could eat would smell delicious? What if it's cooked? I mean, we also train on to eat raw stuff because that doesn't smell good. Now you do it. How do we make that switch? Like from an evolutionary standpoint, that's fucking stupid, right?

Why would you think to do it? Why would you think to eat, like burn your food? Right. Like, also, it's like you have to make the fire. You can't just like kill something and be like, all right, great. I really want to eat this, Trump. Like, no, no, wait, wait, I just killed this thing.

Give me a couple hours. I'm going to cut this shut up and put it in the fire. If you cook the gaz fire and grill it. If you cook the gazelle and fed it to lions, when the lions be like, oh, fucking A. And then they would never eat raw gazelle. Would they do that? Like, look at her, like fires on the savannah

to like fucking herd gazelle into it. I'm sure I'm a cute time. I'm sure so many people getting sick and dying from raw food. Eventually, we avoided it. And then the smell of that became a bad smell to the brain of the human. Do you get sick from eating raw food, that eventually we avoided it, and then the smell of that became a bad smell to the brain of the human. Do you get sick from eating raw food?

Do you get sick from eating... Oh, you can't eat food. You can't eat like a parasite? You can't eat pork raw. I think that's parasitic. You get like hookworm or something. Right, because raw, yeah. What are the, what are the things that you can't

get in the stomach? Like what are these pigs in the wild? Everything? Yes. Any fucking thing that likes good food? The fault is. He's telling me cow eats pig. Oh hell yeah.

Fucking taking that cow eat a pig. What do you say pig? Tell me what he's pig. I would think everything eats a pig. Snakes? Sure. I think I could eat a pig. I would love.

I would say. Why, snakes are too small. We'd name some. I don't think. In South America, Boa Constructors eat pigs. Okay. Or a pig. I would love to eat a pig fed cow.

I think I'll be good. Wouldn't that be really nice? What if you cooked the pig? All you did was ever feed a cow bacon. Oh my god. Isn't that how Matt Cowstide? I mean, that was like the cows were eating cows. Grinding up cows, yeah.

Yeah, it's cows eating cows. I don't know what sure how that does that. So I think they were just like grinding up even like diseased part of the animals. Yeah, it's like the whole thing, right? Right's basically it's a that whole thing is like a protein that instead of bending right it bends left That's it. What are you about? Yeah, it's a man-cow disease. It's a pry on it's like a kind of protein That's just slightly Malformed slide if you're looking at it from the other side listen to me listen to me the the chemical structure the molecular structure

The way it's broken down it just went the wrong way. Instead of going sinister with Dextro and vice versa. So if you sit backwards on your chair and eat it, you're fine. Well, how do you know it's pointing left if it should be right? I'm just saying. If you're right-handed, you're fine, you're immune. Yeah, if you're left-handed, you're good. But then you can eat normal proteins

because those are all the wrong way for you. It's like a very scary, simple thing that is also scary as shit. It's like such a low level fundamental thing. Like on the protein level, that you wouldn't think it could harm you, but it just causes so much destruction. A prion is an infectious agent composed of a protein in a misfolded form. That's it. That's all that it's little fault. And it gives you a lot of that. We're down the rabbit hole now. I don't know That's all this little fold.

And it gives you a weird down the rabbit hole now. I don't know why you were going. Yeah, it causes mad cow disease in humans. It causes crutz felt Jacob disease CJD CJD. Is that mad cow people basically? That seems terrible. What if humans eat humans? It's untreatable and universally fatal. That's you never never wanna read that.

Univ. That means you get the disease even if you move the fucking Pluto. You're gonna fucking die of that before you're protected. But I have cold. That's a picture of a prion. All right. It's just folded a little different. I don't get it.

Well, you're looking at it, looking at it from the right. And not the left. That looks like the same thing to me, but just till it. Yeah, but it's flipped. It's just the way the bond is... I actually took a very lucky look at a tool right now. I just had organic chemistry before I switched to computer science. I actually ended up with organic chemistry as an elective on my college transcript, because I had...

That's a hell of an elective. It's a hell of an elective, yeah. So, well, we didn't study that. That wasn't something we studied. But yeah, it's basically the way the bonds can have an orientation to them when they're formed and this one just goes, it's at a going this way. Goes that way. I just don't understand how that could be a real object, though.

Like, is it just where these zoomed in? What do they mean, really zoomed in? Yeah, that's about a small as you can get. A small structure of it, yeah. That's literally as small as you can get. Small to a structure of it. Yeah. That's literally as small as you can get. You know what all those, those are atoms. Those are atoms lined up to make a molecule.

Right. And the way the atoms can bond with one another, they bond in certain orientations because of their polarity essentially. And if they get locked up a certain way, they can't only go this way or that way. Like, it's one of the things about water. Water is a hydrogen atom,

or two-semi and oxygen atom and two hydrogen atoms. And the way that that is formed, It's one of the things about water. Water is a hydrogen atom, or excuse me, an oxygen atom and two hydrogen atoms. And the way that that is formed, the polarity of that makes it so water can only line up in certain ways, which is why when it freezes, it expands, because the lattice that forms it can only line up in certain ways.

So what would the other way look like? What is it, I don't know that that has an orientation to it. I don't think that does. I think that can only go one way. Like there's no, like there's no sinister water. It's dirty water. Holy what?

I can look this up. I'm working from memory from college class. I took years and years ago. I think people are amazed on Twitter that you got pro, that you were correct about prions. So it's like we're actually in the science portion of the podcast and got something right. Hey!

Stop the pros, is it actually finally happened? We like get like a board. We're actually in the science portion of the podcast and got something right It actually finally happened we like it like a board. This is like Dyson's got something correct Like the one like okay, too. How many days a bit that might be our first one in 200 The saddest thing I said can't even mic drop. I just have to go like this Well, you know the interest ad parts. We just got that mic back from the shop. Yeah, I know what's up with this thing How come I got a good mic back again? I don't know it just started making fucked up noise That's a really nice thing right here It didn't work so we said to repair and they fixed it and it came back working the most inside went the other way was it this noise That's what I do whenever you send a microphone

Really no That's what I do whenever you send a microphone. The entire time you're talking. Just grinding. Really? No, I'm just not. I get rumped in a way. I just about fool myself. I was just short as junkly by the time. It's like your brain, like you just talked about earlier. You forgot it. But you just immediately came back to you. Really?

Gust, did you watch the other Dragon V2 unveiling? That was pretty interesting. Pretty damn cool, man. But it's like, you look at it and I, they showed, and this is the new SpaceX capsule for sending people. Like they can hold up to seven astronauts. So it's like, as part of it, you know, I saw like a comparison of like the Apollo control panel, the space shuttle, and then the dragon.

It's like, you look at stuff like the Apollo, right? And it's like hard mechanical switches. You fuckin' flip a switch, and it does something mechanical. Like some shit happens, you're actually activating and doing something. And now you look at the dragon, it's just like fuckin' giant iPads. It's four iPads, and then one center console. Touching shit, you're like, oh, the landing module seems to have crashed.

Hold on, let me force quit. Like, there's no like hard, physical stuff. If you have an actual physical lever, how do you know that's actually controlling something analog? Like, shouldn't that just be going to a computer that I'm sending to? Right, I'm not sure in the space shuttle, I was like, I'm talking about like earlier in the Apollo.

Right. Of course, they didn't have that computer. It was like a lot more, you know, physical manual activated things. So it's just like madding to me. I can't imagine, like as much problem as you have with technology data, yeah, I can't imagine being in a fucking fireball coming back from space.

Oh, the iPad's not responding. I'm just trying rebooting it. Did we have a lightning cable? I need to plug this thing in somewhere. The battery just died on it. They must be so careful with viruses and stuff. Or updating. We're the thing today where they said

at Monday meeting, don't update your mask. Yeah, it's like there was a very specific problem with Mac Pros, the type of capture hardware we have and Adobe Premiere. So if you have all these three things, don't update. Can you not fucking grate it? I love the way Adam said it too. It's like if you update, it has a known issue with mail, it also affects the way

you can access website, and then it breaks your computer. Just, just lead with that. They're ready to completely and offer more. Can you imagine how stressful it must be to do a firmware update on that stuff? You'd have to like, you test everything off of it. Yeah. It'd be terrifying. My card is firmware updates.

That's good. Do you ever worry that it won't stop? Absolutely. I mean gonna break your car. It's one of those things where it's like, I was like, left is right. Oh. It's like, put it in reverse and then drive straight

through my garage. The, it's one of those things where it's like, the first time it came up and it said, hey, there's an update for your car. You can schedule it to like go at like 2 a.m. And all that, it's like, no way I'm doing this. I'm gonna wait a couple of days and see if anybody else has problems. And now it's just like, fuck yeah, let's do right now. You know,

I'm driving. I'm in a traffic light. What is it doing? Is it giving you any new features? Or is it just? It did a cool thing where I think I told you about this, but where an electric car when you put it in drive and you take your foot off the gas, nothing happens. Like the car just sits there. Yeah, do you tell me the creep? Yeah, and so then the people said, well, I miss in my car, like my gas car, when I took my foot off the brake, the car had like an idle speed

that would like push it forward, at like a mile or two miles an hour. So like if you're in a red light, taking a right, you can take your foot off the brake and ease forward and just kind of like creep up and look around the cars that are next to you to see if you can go right on red, which is totally legal in the US. So they told that the engineers said, okay, we'll just add that in. They wrote that feature.

They called it the creep feature and you can turn it on in your dashboard. And so now when you turn on creep and you take your foot off the brake, the car creeps forward. And then they just, the engineers just push that feature out to all the cars in the drive ways. And then the engineers just push that feature out to all the cars in the driveways. Creep mode doesn't give you a car like a little pencil thin mustache. Yeah. My test on out plays an ice cream truck too. Yeah.

Just roll around the neighborhood of Creep mode. I mean, come on man. So I think it's gonna go with something cooler. I think we can have a set of let's build. Is that the last feature? Nice. Sorry. So I think I got something cooler. I think I got something cooler. I think I got something cooler. I think I got something cooler. I think I got something cooler. I think I got something cooler. I think I got something cooler.

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I think I got something cooler. I think I got something cooler. I think I got something cooler. I, nah, fuck it, I don't give a shit. Is there a message that says what that is? Because I imagine if Cretemo just appeared in my car, I would be like, I'm never present at all. Yeah, like when you're getting your car and like fired up, like do you get like patch notes? Is that the first thing? Like welcome. Is it like Elon Musk?

Like hello, let me tell you what I did to your car. Fuck yeah. I'm a big fan of him, but sometimes he's like, that whole me against the world thing is just a little too much. He's also not the greatest presenter too. He's a little bit nervous on stage still.

That dragon too, Vailing, was really fast. Yeah, it was fast. It was like a 10 minute presentation. Yeah, it was good. It's good day, the Apple one was like two hours long. It was like two hours long. I was, I tried watching that for a little while. And when they started going on about

how the new OS had new beautiful icons, I was like, fuck this. I was like, seriously, in my head, I was like, what the fuck, pile of shit? And I watched these assholes can't fucking put together an update that will not crash a computer that sits over there and runs this whole stream, but they have new flat icons. Can graduate fuckulations.

Steve Jobs is probably rolling over to his goddamn grave about these stupid piece of shit icons, and the fucking operating system doesn't work. Gosh. Wow. You get very upset about Apple stuff? Don't tell you something.

I fucking agree with you. That company is falling off big time. It is a fucking pile of shit. You know what the biggest fucking problem is right now? The biggest problem I've got is, and this would drive Steve Jobs crazy, I know, is on the new fucking iOS, not even new, the latest one on the iPhone. From like last August.

Yeah. Have a fuck, the shift button, I don't know who designed that, that thing always looks like it's on or off. They designed it so it's perfectly wrong, it always looks like it's the opposite. It's so ambiguous, I always have to, I'm always like, is it, click, what does that mean? Type, fuck, it's the wrong one. It's every time it's the wrong one.

And they're changed it to that to make it more clear for use as well when it was shaking off. I've never had this problem before. It's awful. Also now in mail, I have to read a message twice before it's marked as red. That'll happen to me. It'll have like a erase it twice.

And I erase the reset and then erase again. I even did my laptop in like six months because you're mail problem that you had. And I just refused to have that problem. I had to stop using the built-in mail app. I mean, they've supposedly patched it five times as the fucking operating system came out. It's jilted and worked. Hey, I want to point something out. If you want to find out all the latest information about what happened at WDC.

W-W-W-D-C. Thank you. That's actually one of Meg's first reports she did for the know. I hope it was scathing. She can't hear me, she's for the know. I hope it was scathing. She can't hear me. She's learning to edit on Premiere today. I don't think she's ever edited on Premiere before. Oh really? Yeah. So she has a sweet new iMac that I saw over that. Yeah. iMacs are really cool now that they got the Thunderbolt port. I think they got incredible icons. I really want to point that out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You're interested in? No. None of that. It's for developers, right? They're talking to programmers and people are making apps and stuff like that. That's the kind of fucking flat icon.

Maybe, if that's one of the things that goes into an app, it's like, what are they? They can make their own icons. Well, that's only... You make your own icons. Well, they're talking about the different sizes of icons. Like, they're bigger because of their higher resolution. Like, red and display is a higher resolution.

There's more dots in the screen. Well, they already have huge icons. They're already huge icons. Like, at the find the image, it's Well, they already have huge icons. Like the find it image is like 2500 pics a while. It's also too smiley now. It's changed it. It's got a giant smile on it. The finder has always smiled in macOS.

Yeah, but the new one in fucking tent tent, it's too smiley. This has overtaken any of the conversation as the best conversation to have with a caveman Why would you even I'm gonna look up this fucking Is too happy You want to know this one so you said something. Oh, it does that would bug me. Look at that fucking thing. It's a way.

Oh, no. It's like, this looks better now. Oh my god. It looks weird rounded as well. It does. It looks like they just smushed it around instead of just crudding. I don't know what Google image search you look up.

There's always a picture of boobs somewhere in it. Always, always in the research results. It doesn't matter. I can't fucking find it. You can find it if you want to put it on the screen. I just want you to find your icon. I'm hoping I'm gonna get the same one that you're talking about.

Oh, that's it. There it is. That's my name. It looks retarded. I'm sorry, it just, it looks slow. It looks slow. It looks like, it looks like, it looks like, it looks like, it's faster than the other one, right?

That's three times the size though. But I mean that's that seems to be the big trend now For it did they call it that they give the OS a new name? Yosimite it's also too many syllables. It's a fucking four syllable OS name like snow leopard wasn't too many syllables as well Yeah, Mavericks was already bad at least Mavericks you can go Mavericks For more syllables. Yosimite fuck me Say this on the region Bullshit, shit Windos 8

Great, windos You said mavericks was too many It is But you mavericks you can say mavericks You said 10 out of 10? What about iOS 8? Bullshit OSX

At least it's shorter than 7 At least it's called They call it x.x Also that pisses me off what 10.10 is 10.1 What does that mean? Oh 10.10.01 you are correct. No, cuz they had a 10.0. I know they did So you said that thing again. You say they should have 11 they right. It should be OS 11 But then they'd have to do something mad like huge You know what? How about the fucking make mail work? That's maybe huge enough. What if I was a revolutionized operating system? I warned them. I tend that one dot two dot three dot four dot

Yeah, they went all into that 10. Yeah, there's Maybe it's like an IP address where I can go all the way up to two five. Yeah, it doesn't make sense Would you prefer though the building room for that? Like say, this is OS 10.001. Just still going to go up to like 999 iterations of the iOS. It's almost 10. Just need to go to 11. They've been on 10 friends.

Is it just their brand now, though? Is it like calling, would it like the next window is be called door? It's too much. It's too much to order. Like it OS X is the Windows operating system, right? When they get the different versions of OS X is the Mac operating system. Oh, sorry, yeah, sorry.

Oh, sorry. The X is okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but I'm saying that maybe that's become too much of a... We don't have a Windows or PC or... I'm talking about Mac. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I was only saying, you say like, You can't just use a conference. I was saying like Windows 3.1, Windows, Vista, Windows XP. So you get all these things. So it's basically like OS X or OS X. So you have like OS 10 they could have OS 11 Yeah, I mean because that's what they used to do they used to have OS 5 6 7 so they're due is what you're saying

Yeah, like they like vista basically this would have been the perfect time to go to 11 Because I mean what you're not saying because they've already had a 10-dollar they got an Apple campus You should walk up knock on the door of excuse me. I need to down I want to check my god damn email without really hard? Let me ask you question with Google I Have a Google tablet. I love a lot of content in a modification for the registered trademark. They changed the Google logo They didn't like two weeks ago. What is the Google logo? It's the word Google and all those colors It's not the most recognizable logo in the product just just the name., that's the logo. Yeah, it's a dude going like this.

Hey, once we see the Google logo, it's always like the colorfully. Okay, go on. They changed, they updated their logo and they went through all that trouble. It is so hard to register a trademark. I think it took us to register the Rushi trademark. I think it took us like two years

and something like, I think it was like $8,000 in the lawyer's perspective. It's really ridiculous to do it. And it's very limiting too because you have to always say like this is the way this logo is going to appear. And then you can't modify it in any way. You can't change it. You can't make the words closer together to make them fit. Nothing. You get this is this is the way it's going to look. And you always have to put it out there that way. They modified the Google one. Google's got another $8,000 I can spend. I'm sure they have a legal team. But I think all that trouble to move the L,

one pixel to the left, and the G like two pixels down, or something like that. It's literally like, there it is, great. It's all in the new. Dad, that's the new logo versus this. It's also lit.

It's a little flatter. Yeah, it's flat. Yeah, they took off. It wasn't even fucking moon lighting over at Google. It's just so beautiful. Yeah, they took it some of the bevel off. It looks like, yeah, definitely's flat. It's not. Yeah, the Johnny I was a fucking moonlighting over at Google. It's just so beautiful. Yeah, they took it some of the bevel off. It looks like yeah, definitely blood now. But the big deal was was that they changed the variation the letters by like three pixels total. I don't know if anyone's two letters. I don't know if we had ever talked about this or anyone ever noticed, but we had to change whatever we used to do Gavin or Google. We had to change that Google logo just slightly

because the L in it is green and would fuck up with our our mask for like a different layer. So we had to make it yellow, I think, when we did a Gavin or Google. And we just crop out that part of the Google for the mask. Uh, because the, the switcher is really stupid. Uh, the video switcher that handles that. You can't handle that many layers. So it's like, fuck it.

It's just, that was a, I mean, it's a cheap switcher. Wait, what does that do? Because it's all done on the switcher and it it's yellow. That was a, I mean, it's a cheap switch or a utility. Wait, what does that have to do with it? Because it's all done on the switcher and it can't handle like very, you can't crop. If you crop that would be another layer, why don't you just get a video and play it? Because then we can't do it over what's going on

in the podcast right now that we would do a mask over what we're doing. Like that when it transitions away, it like fades away, you see us. Man. Yeah. It's mental. And we were making jokes earlier about Steve Jobs

would roll over to his grave over some of the stuff, like the shift button on the iPhone currently. But that's actually a real deal. He, I mean, he gave a big shit about that stuff. Yeah. There was a story about him where he called, there was somebody on the iPhone, do you remember the story about the iPhone

where they had a Google integration with the iPhone? And he woke up somebody like three in the morning or like the day or two before release and was like, we gotta fix this, we gotta fix this. And it was the yellow was the wrong yellow in Google in the letter. And he woke somebody at the 3am and just couldn't sleep. He said, we gotta get this fixed.

I've heard stories before about like when they would take like new products to him for approval, like a laptop. And on the bottom of the laptop, along the top edge, there would be three screws. And you'd be like two on one side or one on the other, be like, put a four screw right there. They're like, why? We don't need it. It's like, make it even.

Make it match with the other side. Yeah. Okay, so some old laptops have non-functioning screws that are just there for cosmetics to make it match with the other side. That was also an issue where they first opened the retail stores. I guess they had a really shiny white surface for the floor, which looked great as a drawing and like the idea, the concept was great. But as soon as people started walking on it, the rubber would just like slip off their

shoes and create all these weird skin marks and stuff. He probably flipped out about it. He had all of the stores like all the floor pulled up immediately. Jesus, did you remember the old MacBooks that actually had the Apple logo upside down? Oh yeah. Like his when he would open it, you know, it would look great from your perspective, but then we would open it that was like upside down.

I know, that was, there was like one generation of MacBooks that did that. I love those, those are the Pismo G3 power books. Is it the one that has like the handle on the top? No, that was the iBook. Oh, okay. That was the original clamshell iBook that did that. Yeah, that was the Pismo G3s man.

They had like the little curved edges on the side. Yeah, fucking love those laptops I want to one of the so bad. I remember like he came back like you know He left for one and came back and he did the um those mac like the Mac not the Mac pros the um I once that had like the handle on top the i-max Yeah, the handle on top the really colorful ones. Oh, there's the pismo. Yeah, so upside down. Oh, thank her. Yeah, it's pretty crazy Man, I that laptops like all greasy, it's stuff. If I ever have to get up my laptop in front of a group of people, I just, I always have to wipe it down. I'm so embarrassed. Are you? I had to show, I had a meeting this

morning with like a business meeting with someone with one of our checks exhibitors. Yeah. And then they're like, Oh, can I see the, what everything was like? Yeah, yeah, let me get my laptop. Fuck. So to support my, like my screens dirty. And they're like, oh, can I see the, whatever thing? I was like, yeah, yeah, let me get my laptop. It's fuck. So to some point, I'm like, my screen's dirty, and I'm very kindly, like trying to wipe it before, like pulling up on the desk, I'm like, I don't understand this. I'm like, fucker.

Oh, how do you get a laptop dirty? I never touch mine. Like, I never touch the screen. I don't either, but it's like from touching the keyboard. I'm like, keyboard's built into my ass. I'm eating whole, because your screen will actually touch the keyboard a little bit in some cases.

So it'll like rub off from there. I mean, I should've been with my laptop because the screen's a blu-rayed, smashed to pieces. But it's clean. Yeah, but you might be surprised if you had like a, I mean, do you ever have to clean your phone? I guess you touched your phone. Yeah, you just like what you talked about earlier.

You clean your floor, it looks spotless, the room it comes by, it's gonna find shape. Absolutely. Same thing. You put the room on top of your laptop, it would come back with a full bin. Do you remember those max that would in a cube?

Yeah. Yeah. That was cool design. The power cube? Is that what they were called? They weren't functional with a tool. I haven't hated them, but they looked really cool. Some of the early designs for steam machines,

what was it called like the piston? Was that? Oh, that was a line of manufacturer. There was a little licensing deal they had, but then they abandoned that licensing deal. And some of those early ones reminded me of that. Like, but without the Apple cube was like, it was like a Plexiglass cylinder, kind of, with the cube suspended middle of it. That's the way I remember that design. You could pull it out. You pull it out. And they call it the Mac Pro is now, honestly,

but they're in a cylinder now. Oh, yeah, those's those are ridiculous. I mean it's a good computer, but it's not Oh, we have one in here the one he has one team bitching about I'll take it. It's it's undergo me to reformat tomorrow Because you're punishing it Like he is what it is. It died right before we came live Oh, yeah, you'll be had to run over and try to make it functional again mind hopefully just to get through this broadcast I let's have the specs of mine. I looked up the specs of it. I looked up how much mine costs.

Yeah, because I have the specs of it. It's about $7,000 on my computer. I didn't buy it as the company computer. And if we got a chance for, I guess it's a cute and slow motion. If I'm transferring any file to anywhere, it has six Thunderbolt ports. You think this thing could be like,

if I move a file, say to a USB drive, I can't do anything else with a computer. That is ridiculous. Everything hangs until the file ends, and then it's like, oh, hey, what do you want to do? Unbelievable. $7,000. I have to do all my transfers overnight.

They're pretty garbage. How is it so crap? Well, it looks like a fucking trash7,000. I have to do all my transfers overnight. They're pretty garbage. How is it so crap? Well, it looks like a fucking trash can. Oh, easy joke. Wow. Easy joke. Most of the joke. I've not been having good experience lately

with Apple products. I'm a little frustrated. I don't know if it's come across in this podcast. No, I'm a little upset these days. I'm a little upset. You just love an iPhone, right? Yeah, yeah. Are you excited for the new iPhone 6?

The wide one, are the big ones supposedly? So what is it gonna be? No, who knows? I'm excited. Yeah, I'm excited. Because that will have skipped an entire generation of iPhones. And I'm excited for that reason alone.

Did you hear about the weird bug that happens to iPhone? People. Oh, please tell me. So, iMessage is a layer of the messaging service like SMS that sits on top of the iPhone. So you have your normal SMS texting. And when you text somebody, it comes up as green unless they have an iPhone and then it goes around the sun.

Or an iPad. Or an iPad and they have iMessage basically. If they have iMessage installed, if they're a Mac user. And it goes to them and it's blue. And actually when it first started, I love that because, I don't know why. I just felt like it was better. Well, it wasn't charging you for text message. It's great. I didn't have a charge for text message anyway. I get free text for more. It was good for me because I don't know why. I just felt like it was better. Well, it wasn't charging you for text message.

It's great. I didn't have to charge for text message anyway. I get free text for a while. It was good for me because I had international people at text and all of a sudden all my texts were free. Yeah, I think. If you have a girlfriend living in Australia, it's a little tricky.

That's great. Or you have to get WhatsApp. Right. Yeah. I feel your pain. Yeah. But so the problem is as people move away, like they port their numbers and they go to Android

and stuff like that, I message doesn't let go of their phone number. And then once you port your number, there's no way to turn that off. Like you don't have it anymore. And it's a known issue in the K-Rodovitz. So basically, if you didn't know about this beforehand, you need to go through very precise steps

to turn off I message and free up your phone number. You would switch to an Android phone, and then anyone who has an Apple device that would try to message you an iMessage, they would message you, and it would just wait on the server for you to log on on your iPhone again, and you would never see messages in my phone.

There's a big, known bug since they launched iMessage, they just had a lawsuit filed against them like two weeks ago, and they're like, oh yeah, we're gonna fix that. Great. So if you ever consider I actually considered when I smashed my phone the last time But Apple was very nice and they fixed my phone for me. So they're a good company. Yeah, I'll shut up you But yeah, I was gonna switch to an Android phone for just between generations of iPhones That was also an issue where I was a second hand phones would still receive the iMessage for the people who used it first really?

Yeah, that was an issue of 2.2 yeah, I Jesus I would format this shit. I never resell my phones. I mean you are I don't do it. No, I just put them in a drawer I'm so paranoid about that. I see I did a thing where I traded my old phone I had a 4s and I jumped up to a 5s and I traded mine in and they gave me 200 bucks off my 5s So basically that was a $300 phone or whatever I got $ $200 back for it, put it towards this and so this was a $100 phone. And then in two years, I could read it.

They're really aggressive with those rebates. I don't know how they can be that aggressive. Like I don't know how you can get 200 bucks for. That's great for me because I pay 100 bucks for a brand new phone, the same, you know, 32 gigs and everything. And I'm going to do it again in, you know, another year and a half. I have to get every generation because I'm such a heavy user of my phone traveling a lot and stuff. The by the time the next iPhone comes out, the battery is just a piece of it.

Yeah, my battery is terrible. Also, like I drop mine on like gravel and shit, I don't know if I'll be able to do it right now, but it's like I've got these dents, you see like that chunk missing from my top? It's like so flattened out, my nails aren't very long, but if my nails are long,

I can actually hold my phone. Oh, buy that. Just based on that little chuck that's missing. What's your phone? Huh? Five S? Yeah, see I'll skip the whole S generation. So proud of that.

I've never done it. I've never done it. So is that a five or so? Five. Oh, yeah. So Matt rocks a four. There's a lot of it. Oh, that's hanging.

Yeah, how does Matt? How was this the most unimpressive thing I've ever seen in my life? You're holding your phone pretty fucking human trick Your podcast is still there put a spoon on your nose and you're still watching it My only hope is that Apple release an update that makes it so we can't do that Then if we back at the podcast next week so now we have flat dance I love if someone Apple was watching

and they just sent a vibrates to his phone. I'll tell you this is right off. Do you think that people like, do you ever have that, because we know people that work at some of these services we use, I know people that work at Twitter, you know, I know people that work at Apple, I know people that work at Xbox.

Do you ever worry that they're like, let's think and browse that guy's account. Do you ever think they do that? I worry about that. I worry about that. I worry people that work at Xbox, do you ever worry that they're like, let's take a browse of that guy's account? Do you ever think they do that? Hey, I worry about that with like connect. Oh my God. Like I get, I'm in front of my connect so often, naked, that it signs me in when my knob comes out. Does it really?

Yeah, it knows my penis. Like hello Gavin. In the end of the year, is this time when you'll do this, please do this. Register a game or text for just your dick so that I don't make friends with it. And that way, I'll know when you sign in that you're naked at your house.

That's amazing. That's a fucking great idea. We can get a connect to recognize. Yeah, what you do to my head is like a poster board and cover your face. Yeah. That way all it sees is your dick. And say, I wasn't recognized.

And then they'll recognize you and then sign a game or tag to that. Although to get it to recognize a face, you usually have to wave your hand above your face. Sure, just, I'm just... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if you go to wave your hand, get a video of yourself waving your hand that way. It looks really small, like a comparison to your head.

Like you're gonna get it this scale to that size. Well, you may have homework tonight. Make it smile like a new finder I could have. Okay, that'll make my day. Alright, so what's my, what's my dick game attack gonna be? I don't know. Nob. Gavin's nob.

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They'd be really wait if I signed in at like 2 p.m. They'd go see You're only signed in for like 4 and a half minutes It just signs you out when I'm done. Yeah, I was watching that Amazing oh my god That's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like,

that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like,

that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like,

that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, My connect will not recognize me two times in a row. It doesn't happen. And then when I tell this is my face, I wasn't recognized. And I go, sorry, Bernie, then. I assume whenever you press, it didn't recognize me. And then it's easy when it says, we'll recognize you better next time. That's a lot of toss, right?

It doesn't learn your face better. I've never had to do that. Really? I think it just loads up with a bunch of different images of you. I've had the cover, actually. So I bought this thing that puts my connect on top of the TV and then it came with a little slip cover to go over the camera. And so I just leave that on all the time.

I still do that. Yeah, I told you my year, remember? Huh? Like a bread box for the connect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you talk about that. But then you'd muffle the microphone that one. I wish the connect was just a mic.

It was all I wanted. Just cover it. Yeah. Post it, Sam. So what you should do with my... Also, you can't edit videos if you take a game... If you use the game TV, which I want to Just cover it. Yeah. Post it, Sam. So I used to do with my... Also, you can't edit videos. If you take a game, if you use the game devial, which I want to use more of it, so annoying to use,

you have to have a connect plugged in to edit the clip. To trim the clip, you have to have the connect. Really, can you do it with a hand? Stupid. No, you don't do it with the hands. This is the option to put your face in it and do like a commentary on it. Oh.

If you don't use that, it's fine. But you actually still do the editing with it. You have to have it just to even open the app. I'm not gonna use the share factory. They'll update that guy because they're coming out with a connectless skew. Yeah, sorry, I was just mid-ion. Have you tried to get that out?

Have you used share factory on the PS4? Who me? Yeah, I don't have a PS4. Do you see, do you have a fucking desk? Do you not have a PS4? No, plugged in. But you have one. No, I need, as we plugged into, you share factory, don't I? Did we ever explain how we got our PS4 and I'll plug in. But you have one. I need to be plugged into you chef factory, don't I?

Did we ever explain how we got our PS4s to work with our capture setup? No. So we have black magic intensity cards and all of our Macs, right? And we should point out that they made the PS4 update so that you can record that. So you can remove HDCP from your PS4, which you have to go in and manually do that first.

Oh, there's an option. And then send it through. Yeah, I'll put that on. Yeah, why would you ever want that on? Anyway, the state is on. So we finally, we wanted them to do that, like they finally fixed it, it's like, okay, great. We plugged it into our HDMI switcher,

because we have all of our consoles going to a switcher, which then goes into our computers, and then we capture. So we can switch between all the different things. 360, one, PS4. And so it was like, all right, did the patch, plugged in the switcher, did not work. Just nothing at all. And it's like, all right, did you know, did the patch, plugged in the switcher did not work. There's nothing at all.

It's like, I spent a good day trying to figure out what the hell worked. And what was going on, and finally figured out if you plugged the PS4 into the Xbox One, it would allow you to capture that way, but it added like a 10th of a second of lag, which is, you know, in a video game, that's brutal. It is.

And so what we finally had to figure out what we could do is that it works with the El Gato perfectly. Like you could plug it into an El Gato and that worked fine. Which is a USB capture device. Yeah, yeah. So it's HDMI in there and it runs USB into a computer and it's like, okay, that works fine. So then we did from the, you know,

instead of doing the USB into the computer. To get data, go to the El Gato. It took it, well, to get this all figured out. And then so what we did, we ran from there from the El Gato, the out from the Elgato into the splitter, which then goes into our black magic, that works fine. So that's how we have to be.

So that's how we have to be. Yup. A HTTP handshake issue, even though you have HTTP disabled, it's a handshake issue. There's some things we use here on the podcast set where you have to plug HDMI cables in in a certain order. In order for them to work. In a cleverly-for-the-art system. This isn't working, well, hold on. You have to go HDMI cables in in a certain order in order for them to work.

Incredibly flexible. This isn't working. Well, hold on. You have to go through these five steps. Now it works. We just want something you just turn on and it goes. I'm sure it's Apple's fault, too, somehow. Probably.

Let me read this. But you become valuable. Remember when I was the only guy in the company who could turn the red camera on? Yeah. Because it was like, you had to plug in cables in the right way and then turn it on. And then if that didn't work, there was a specific specific way unplug the cables. It's like I had that down

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Yeah. That was fun. Yeah, now we've been through it from the, the, the, the, the, the kicked out line. Oh, well, like so many people showed up on it. I saw it. Yeah, yeah. So there's about 200 people waiting outside to get inside and they didn't make it in.

Let me tell you something, Jack. You lived in LA for a short period of time. I lived in LA for a short period of time. When you were not working for a short period of time, fucking dickhead. And, uh, the LA weather when we were there last time was fucking the worst ever. It was 100 degrees when we were there.

Wow. It was the lush. And right, Meg, people die when it's 100 degrees in LA. It was 100 degrees when we were there. Wow. It was the lush. And right, mag people die when it's 100 degrees now. It was so good. I loved it. You loved it? Yes.

That's the perfect temperature. It was awful. Go to Vegas. We went to Vegas together. Go to Vegas. You love it. I lived in the valley. So I was used to it being that hot up there.

I guess it was really hot in the other side of the mountains. That's so. It just makes me want to be in water floating around. Did you go to water though? No, but I would have. If I had time. No, but I would have. If only I was a city at the coast.

When I got, when we all close to some large body of water, I thought it was the largest ocean on planet Earth. Is it the Pacific the biggest? Yeah. Smallest is Indian. Yes. So connected there, right? It's just so fucking arbitrary.

It's just the water. Yeah. It's just so fucking arbitrary. Just the water. Yeah. It's just the water. If they compress it all together, you know. So we get the whole thing like this arbitrary shit like oceans and what's like what's a sea? What's a sea like? It's like a smaller body water.

Yeah, or they're gonna say or it's surrounded on land by two sides, but everything is. It's like, it's like when they talk about the islands surrounding all sides by water. It's like everything is surrounded by water to go up far enough. What's the smallest measurement of what? Like oceans the biggest way you said a molecule you said it you said it Come on, we say a glove a glove. A glove. You know, it's pretty small a glove. You all That's the real thing. I'm agreeing. We were we didn't remember it You said water is all relative is what you said and you were big, a globule would be even smaller. Right, but what's half a globule?

A globlet? A globlet. That's low. Yeah. Okay, so you guys have lived in Austin for a while. Gus and Bernie, you've lived in Austin for a while. Are you all excited about the X Games this weekend? No, are you?

No? It's a big Austin thing. That's a huge thing. How do you know me, Jack? X Games are a big Austin thing? Well, no, it's a big thing. It's a big huge thing. You know me Jeff. That games are a big Austin thing. Well, no, it's a big thing. It's a big show. Like they've been doing that a la for the past like eight years or so and they finally moved it somewhere else. Hey, yes. Yeah, it's been out there for a long time.

They used to bounce around the different cities and that like it wasn't filled out for a while. Then I went to LA and I think I'm with the biggest maybe one here. There's too much outside. I'm good. Thank you. You're asking a guy who just complained about icons before he gets. I'm he's excited about it. I'm not a professor. I'm not a professor. You're asking a guy who just complained about icons before he gets me to send him a lot of her festival.

It sounds like something that's loud, hot, and annoying. Kanye West is gonna be... Whoa. I know you're excited for that. No, I'm actually super excited for the X-SIMS. Are you excited? I'm very excited. I'm not. I'm fucking gonna give a shit.

I'm so excited. I'm just gonna tell... I just do a Jack obviously want us to talk about it. Dude, it's gonna be awesome. So what are the X-Games? Okay, let me know in no way. Don't tell to be honest with you. What are the X games? Let me know in a way. Don't tell me.

I really don't know what the X games are. I'm going to tell you what I think the X games are. What are the X games? I think the X games are dudes riding motorcycles on a dirt track. Kind of like our trials thing, I guess. And it's also not at the same time, but there's also dudes who are riding skateboards doing tricks on a half pipe Yes, what that motion I'm assuming is basically on in a big U It's a bunch of sports that girls love that I don't know why girls are impressed like who's excited about BMX

Girls like the guy right mix. Yeah, you write a tiny little prick bike, and that's apparently really attractive to what what events are Like the alternative rock of sports basically is the way it breaks down them. What events are there? I'll tell you like the alternative rock of sports, basically, is the way it breaks down. It's, it's, it's not. What events are there, like, what? What machines do you serve? Anything you have pipe. Yeah, well, yeah, so they do skateboard stuff on a half pipe. They also have park.

They do rollerblading and half pipe. They do rollerblading. I don't know the rollerblading is actually part of it anymore. But one of the, like, they have, the one of the coolest things they have that they don't want to, anywhere else is this thing called big air, which actually, like, we're watching a clip over right here. They have this ramp that's basically like a 50 to 75 foot jump.

These guys will do on a skateboard over this giant gap, then go up a quarter pipe of the other end and launch like 30, 40 feet in the air above the top of the ramp. I mean these guys are going like 50, 60 feet up in the air from the flat bottom. And it is incredible. I think I've seen a YouTube video of someone like breaking their arm doing Yeah, Josh Brown, I think is what an Australian dude He actually fell from one of the top of those things and landed on the flat bottom. Yeah, and I landed so hard shoes Video okay, okay, and he actually got up in it like after about five minutes that he got up and walked off as I'm

I was incredible They didn't help him for fucking me. No, they were helping him Help him for fucking me. No, they were helping him. That's the title of the man. Let's see if he gets up. Ha ha ha ha. But uh, that's one of the things. You're not gonna see any of us on the planet.

That's pretty bad ass. Do you think it's the highest concentration of GoPro's anywhere on the planet? There was a horrible possibility. Go for a look, go in that thing we just watched. It's like there was a minute for this. You know what I've seen, Jack? How come I've never seen this before?

Uh oh. How come I've never seen full pipe like this? That exists. It's a circle. And to go around the top of it. And the only things where it's like a big ramp down and actually do a full circle, usually it's like a loop track.

And not actual cylinder that you mess with. But you'll see like pros or not like street skaters and stuff go to like actual pipes. Like I can't watch. Why? There's a bunch of skates I'm fun inside a pipe and they come out and they're like, it was great. It could be a clear pipe.

No. Don't fucking owe me or the fucking moron, I'm gonna think of it. It could be a acrylic. You can see through the sides of it and I think. Oh. I'm fucking a fucking dick answer was that. Oh. You're in a bad mood.

I am in a bad mood. You're the vinegar tonight. You're gonna start thinking about Apple again. Anyway, try not to fucking think about that goddamn waste of time. There's tons of events they do. It's pretty badass. I love the thing guys go to the Starting in mail. Like the iPad toss, the smarty-funga trucker. Anyway, I just couldn't care less.

At least there's a lot of that stuff. There's really one that I'm just like, you know, I get one of these checks, I get numb to it. It's like, before it was like, okay, Tony Hawk was a vert skater and he like revolutionized that. And it's cool.

And it's like, you know, I don't know the terms for skating flips and stuff like that, but then somebody does a full flip and then somebody does a back flip and then somebody does a front double. And then after a while, you're just like, now your guys can just do anything. Like you watch the Supercross guys,

they do the big jumps. That's the stront on those guys. Yeah, and they do like, they like jump 80 feet in the air with a motocross bike and then they get off the bike and mid air and are running next to it and then get back on it and land. There was a guy who did it at the beginning. No, fucking way, man.

You never see that? Yeah, but I've never do that. There was a guy a couple of years ago who did a thing called a body variol. So he launched on a ramp and then his bike stayed like continued moving. He did a flip in the air and then grabbed his bike and got back on and kept going.

That's like some FMX shit from Kyle Fusion. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, the stuff in Trial's Fusion stuff that happens in real life. I went up and see so on. I'm dead serious, man. It's fucking crazy. I went up and see so in a tiny little kid bike.

And it was a scary thing. I went up and down in my life. You know, it was a big part of when we were playing the Trial's immersion thing. So the Trial's fusion episode of immersion that we did just recently, the last one we put out, it was a big debate over that. It's like, well, we're doing one based on trials.

It's almost like we can't do anything that's gonna look as impressive as what people do all the time in the X games and stuff like that. But it's essentially this episode that we last did is kind of like the last episode of the first season where the premises we just took to people who have no experience doing this. I can do it. I was actually pretty impressed with how well you guys did. I thought you were...

How am I could did? I did all of this stuff. Well we don't know. We don't know. We don't know the comments who claimed there were stunt doubles for you. Oh yeah. We don't know what you wanted because you had a visor down, so we really don't know it was you. It was absolutely them. It was me.

And I was limping for a week afterwards. At no point did anyone else besides me or Aaron ride the bikes at all and we just did that to test them. That was one. I didn't put on the suit. Yeah, on camera it's 100% Michael and Gavin. No, that was one obstacle obstacle where it was like up straight and then down like the top of a trapezium or something. Yeah, that is correct. That's a real word. What? Continue. Yeah. I was impressed by the way you guys attacked all that stuff. I've clattered my knee on the handle. Yeah.

You had your ankle on this, didn't you? That one was my knee. That was an injured knee for the rest of the day. There was also one where I went up, straightened down, where I kind of folded on top of myself, and I twisted both my ankles and both my knees. You can see me like tuck my leg out from under myself. That one was just too fast.

I just couldn't. I wonder what happened. That actually looked fun. Like I watched it. I'm like, man, I'd actually like to try. My tuck my leg out from under myself that one was just too fast Fun like I watch I'm like man, I was doing you can't see on the angle You can kind of see I was going left. I thought I should dive off before I go off the side of the Of the this is the one where I folded under myself Yeah, we're watching the episode on this the trapezium you can find this episode on YouTube like I Twisted both my ankles there you can see on the next replay that my leg is like bent under me. I just, I love that when Michael fell and he did the, uh, the limp body thing from trials, I guess everyone free-guard, but he was actually hurt. Everyone was set was freaking out.

Yeah, then our producer run up to him like, you know, like, you know, grab, make sure he is okay. And it's part of the game. Also, uh, the boots were too small and were giving me blisters that in that shot that we just looked at, I'm wearing these shoes Because I couldn't put my boots on anymore Continuity error probably say yeah, cuz you can by the way go to wardrobe beforehand to get you get in for your boots I said size 9 ended up with size 8 or something

All right, I want a size 10 then Kara yelled from the racaras the person who does the wardrobe for all of our immersion shoots She also runs our switcher for the podcast. Cara, you have from the Rikeras, the person who does the wardrobe for all of our immersion shoots. She also runs our switcher for the podcast. So immersion? So immersion is finished right now, right? So is it like definitively done or is it like just done for now? Yeah, no, I think it's definitely done for the foreseeable future.

The deal is that immersion is a very concept-driven show. And we need to have good ideas for stuff to do. And it took us while the billips and new ideas for this one. We have some big ones that we just can't do. Those are in the TV show. I'm saying just get them on the roof and do the baila hay and see if they can land that.

Oh, you mean the assassin screen? Yeah, yeah, the assassin screen. I doubt it. You said that'll be the last episode of immersion ever when we fucking throw people into a baila hay from 800 feet up. That sounds good. That's what the insurance is for, right? Exactly. We can do it with a dummy. We from 800 feet up. That sounds good. That's what insurance is for, right?

Exactly. We can do it with a dummy. We got you. Let's point of that. Who's the fuck, it's you that? To see a dummy eating knobs in a bucket of hay, or look, what are those things, the bail of hay? It's like a, yeah, like a,

it's like a white car. It's like a white car. I want to see a dummy eat knobs in a bucket of hay. You've already set up the perfect premise for this episode of immersion. See if the connector recognizes it. That's too angry tonight. Yeah, you are mad person.

You're a pissed off tonight. You're like vinegar levels. We got one we might do at RTX. Maybe. But we don't want to spoil anything, right? No, we don't want to spoil anything. You know that Jedi mind. That would actually spoil stuff.

These are not the new immersion you're looking for. There's a reason why we choose this one. There's no way we can. While we were recording this podcast, we finally sold out of RTX badges. Hey! So we are at capacity. We're gonna work with the convention center

and fire market to see if we can free up any more capacity. But as of right now, we are officially sold out. I think we maybe have some Sunday passes left. And I should point out that you were very nice and you gave me a very nice item for the Kickstarter. You gave me a few sets of VIP badges. Yeah, and what you came up and you said, can I do we do these exist? I said, yeah, you know, we have them.

And you say, well, how much are they worth? And I was like, well, I really don't know. We don't sell those badges, you know, those are for speakers and special guests. Yeah. So yeah, you've, you've got a few of them. So this will be the only ones ever the only place or sold So you've talked about the Kickstarter. Can you give any information on that at all? Like I know I know like I don't know if any official sources come out and said anything

We talked we did a interview Last podcast we were out and we talked to Freddie Wong actually one of the reasons why we're out talking to Freddie was because he's Untwarned Kickstarter and he's like yeah, let me give you advice on all this stuff. Because, you know, it's really great promotion, especially as we're doing something new and we're doing a feature. So we talked a little bit about it, you know, I mean, very soon we're starting it this week.

So, yeah, so there'll be a lot more information about it and there'll be run through all of June. And there'll be a ton of info. So we've been going around and like trying to like figure out stuff that we've never packaged in any way and using that for rewards on Kickstarter. Can we get Lavar Burton somehow involved with it? Yeah.

She seems to be doing pretty good on Kickstarter right now. She knows Kickstarter apparently. Yeah. What do they up to? I don't even know what he's up to. I've got like three, five earlier today. But yeah, he got $2 million in two days. Well, it's reading rainbow.

Yeah, reading rainbow is fantastic. Yeah, we actually mentioned on all of it today. It's like, that's a really, really cool thing. And I think. Yeah, we actually mentioned on all of it today It's like that's a really really cool thing And I think pretty much everyone in the achievement on our offices donated to their kitchen. I heard the stuff does really well I heard that he has all the rights for that show, right? Him and like a couple of the people Yeah, it's not a nonprofit like people don't it's $3.3 million dollars 3.3 with 29 days to go Jesus impressive Jesus. It's impressive. It's really impressive. It's a really big deal.

3,800 backers. But it is not, it is not, one of the speculations is that the Kickstarter for day five, it is not. It is for a movie, live action movie. We've had, I mean, the hopper for a long time. If you look back for it, if you might have heard me mention it before on something here or there. I remember we did at the old Congress office, we did a pitch shash in one time. That was actually a lot of fun. Yeah.

Where I was like the seven or eight of us who were there, like went around a table one day and just kind of pitched ideas and was like, there's some really cool stuff from there, stuff that has come out and stuff that maybe will come out. What did you think? And I think some of this stuff related. Day five was one of those.

Yeah. And day five is in production right now. Day five, I think they roll cameras on that either Friday or Monday. Like they make casting all week. I'm off the project, so it's Jolumat now. And that's getting going. As soon as we hit the ground in stage five,

it's like all that stuff is like, go, go, go. Right, I think a lot of people who watch our content are familiar with this, haven't really seen the benefits of this move yet. Oh my God. We've been working behind the scenes on, really aggressively pursuing a lot of this stuff. And I think they're gonna start seeing the benefit from the new location here very soon.

Yeah. Cool. Chief Miner, guys, it's a great location shoot today. It was awesome. They were really cool. It was really cool. I'm really happy to see the final video on that. But yeah, it uh...

I got it. I forgot about that. We shot so much stuff today. Yeah, you guys were going nuts. Yeah, we basically have, we had today, and then next Monday, where we have all six of the main talent in the office, until basically RTX. And then other, other net like,

like Gavin's gonna be out this week, and then Lindsay and Michael are going to Australia, and then raise out for a week, and Ryan's gone for some, is like, everyone is leaving. So there's like no point in time where we're all together, except for today and next Monday. So, you know, you have like dentist and doctor. Clearly, that's dentist.

That's Wednesday dentist. What was the last time you went to the dentist? We talked about this recently, like 2002 or something. And you have no issue with that at all. My teeth aren't hurt. He's British. Come on. They're known for their solid teeth.

Don't you want them to continue that hurting? You're not hurting. I brushed them twice a day and I used mouthwash and we were like crap and I look at my teeth sometimes There's no rotten parts. I don't have any fillings. I'm with you. So I've earned you man. All right I feel like you'll quick like circle back Round of clarification people asked about the immersion TV show emergency TV show has been developed for a long time actually the first time Met Meg was

To work on actually to make for a little while and then auditioned her for the immersion TV show slash season two. She had other obligations the time she was working for SourceFed so she couldn't do all of immersion season two so we couldn't use her for the online version but she was the host for the immersion TV pilot. By the way, thanks for introducing me to make. That was top. You're very welcome. Very welcome. If I remember the story correctly I'd believe she demanded it. She demanded it. Yeah. She's laughing. She's laughing. She's laughing. Yeah, after off camera. I had I had sent Meg some stuff. I met Meg. I met Meg a few years ago at the Streamy Awards and

Got to know where she wanted people that I knew out in LA would go out there and tell her over now And then one time I went out there with you and I had sent her videos for immersion and just in general to watch, like for research of like research of this stuff and she'd actually watch red verses blue before, right? Isn't that, yeah. Seen it and she'd seen that. I'm just trying to play it cool. 12 years ago.

And so she had seen this gentleman in some of the videos and so we were going somewhere and we were going to a party and they were going to be there. What? It was the car one. It might have been the racing car one, yeah. I like an idiot in that video and I'm vomiting. Yeah, that's okay.

You're charming. It's good. And I think I showed her the RTAA where you touched your dick to the urinal. And the soft gong. That spoke to her. The, no, but we were going to the party and she texted me and she was like,

she's like, it's Gatwin with you. I said, yes, she goes, bring that man to me. So I said, absolutely. And I said, Gavin, you have to come, you have to come meet this lady, Meg. And I was like, oh, typical fucking Gavin. It's like, it's hard. And I was like, you're fucking coming to this party. So then I couldn't get him out of there after that.

After he showed up. Chopped on. All right. So that's the TV show for that. We turn in the, that pilot's been in development for now eight months. Yeah, you guys takes forever. Yeah, I'm believable.

And so it was literally like, actually, we kind of, in a way, we kind of fucked up, but we were like, we went into that knowing that that was the case that these things can last a long time. And we said, well, we're gonna go make season two of our show online. They're like, no, no, no, things are, you know, we're looking at this and that and we're like, okay,

we'll see you. You just call us when you need it. And so we're still in the same level of conversations with that thing. Yeah. It's funny. Even though we just wrapped season two online. One funny thing about immersion that I noticed was the intro, the little warning at the beginning of the episode.

I recorded that like four years ago. Yeah. That was the same one. Yeah, it's the exact same I recorded that like four years ago. Yeah. I was at the same one. Yeah, it's the exact same file from, we were in the old office. Like that was for the pilot of immersion, I think. Yeah. You can say the old office, you mean, 636?

Yeah. No, no, no, I'm talking to Congress. Yeah, really old office. Yeah. My first office. So, what was that, do you remember? What? What was that address?

619. That's how much I'm testing him. So, what was it? It was a 619 Congress. 619, it wasn't 619. It wasn't? No, it was 619. Oh, Unit B. B. Yes, it's one nine. B. Do you remember? Do you remember what the address in Buda was? It was two or three 3D railroad? Two or three North railroad. Yeah, 3D. We never talk about that one. It's dangerous to be giving out All the dresses. There's someone living there now. Yeah, I think I'll go to the war. What's your current address?

I'm in a car and three. There's someone living there now, like a knock on their door. What's your car in a dress? What is your way of doing that? Go in there, sub-reddit, don't tell you. I think about living in a house, like living in Walter White's house, out in Albuquerque.

Like the people who live in that house, the people go and take photos in front of their house every pretty chat in there. Maybe. I would. I think the big one, the first thing I remember like, yeah, it was like the Brady Bunch House sold because they always showed the exterior of that

Man, what's your name Alice? Yeah, right? Oh, yeah, she's died just died from a fall From a fall a lot of people fall school a lot of people like tripped no like autumn I mean she could have fallen down a hole and she just fall on the ground I mean what is this multiple kinds of fall? But all the same thing though, it's person fitting the ground. Someone who falls off a cliff is gonna die Someone who what you see she fell off a cliff, right? She was old. She died from a fall. What do you think it was? It's skydiving. Yeah She is an assassin screen immersion

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