Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #275

Episode Date: June 10, 2014

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Hey everyone, welcome to the received podcast. Hello. How are y'all doing? I'm asking them. I thought you were asking them. That's why I did not say. Yeah, I appreciate it. You're on top of the ball.

Barbara, not so much. So on top of the ball. Don't you say I'm on the ball. I'm stood atop the ball. You are more than on the ball.'m still the top of the ball you are more than on the ball you're on top of that uh... this week's archie podcast with guss gavin by the ron brand-in which which that one

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Did you see which thing? And then? Yeah, you couldn't find your camera, despite the fact you have years of studio experience. No, no, no, I knew my camera wasn't anywhere the monitor was, but I wasn't sure which camera you were on. Got you. Okay, how to be like, all right, which camera? Okay, I like the difference between normal office Brandon and podcast Brandon is that there's a straight line across his hair like this It's really neat. Look at that. What you like done your hair or proper?

You're here for this no liar. I did not like that today You're here earlier today because you were stressed out about something. Yeah, cuz I was stressed out That's probably what it is. So you play with your hat when you stress out. I think yeah, I do this a lot He made my hair so thick. There's something very soothing about it It's like having a dog on your head. Yeah, you can just pet it like anywhere you go. I'm a good boy Yeah, I do that all the time I like you can see it's like if I ever go bald It's gonna be because I've pulled all of my hair back from stress like my hair is so thick

It'll never happen unless I'm just super stressed and I just like fucking push that airline back and anger If you ever get really stressed out, I'll let you play with my hair the other thing I do a lot of it I can do with less hair. Can I braid it? Yeah, go for it sweet. There's another thing I do whenever I'm nervous or like I'm stressed out I'll sit I don't know if you've ever noticed this but I'll sit with like my hand by my mouth and I chew on the hairs on my hand I've seen you chew your hand before and I have like my hand by my mouth and I chew on the hairs on my hand. I've seen you chew your hand before. And I have like,

specifically in RTX meetings. Yeah, it's your hand. It's satisfying to pull hair out of yourself there. Yeah, I do it. I don't think I've ever told this in the podcast. I pulled the hair out of my face. Like, because ever since I had that weird, like semi-stroke, this side of my face went nothing.

It's like my cheek. So like, I just, where's there still? I just pull hair out of this part of my cheek went nothing like my cheek so like I just still I just pull hair out of this part of my cheek so usually lasting side effects from that mean I was like I didn't realize it until after that that I was doing it but in my for was been there I don't know yeah when you get that when you get weird I don't know but usually like this side of my face is really bushy and just looking over and you and this side is completely bored because there's a dead spot there and I just just Yang-Kar out of it. And it feels satisfying. It's like

But you can't feel anything but it feels I guess it feels satisfying for your finger like the sensation of the pot. I can feel the pull I just can't feel in the pain of I can feel like the the tug on my skin. Do you ever get tweezers into it? Yeah. Yeah I bet that is actually really satisfying. It's satisfying. And and if you go like like really whack it out it like pulls out the whole follicle and stuff and it's like you get like the shiny end on the right it's so satisfying to do that's pretty good speaking of hair pulling out oh I think me speaking of white tips no definitely not that last thing will be said okay so we have our indiegogo campaign running

right now for laser team yeah which has been going. And I mean, I've been really moved. It's amazing the kind of support we've had. We'll take it off on Friday for people that don't know. You can go to reccease.com slash laser team to see the page and get all the information about it. We picked it off on Friday. I think within 10 hours we'd hit our goal. And now it's, I think the last time I checked earlier today, it's the number six most funded

film ever across any crowdfunding platform Yeah, and number two on indigo And number two on indigo go I remember checking it because I don't know what time it went live But I checked it and it was like 28,000 and I was like, well, I guess it's you know, it's gonna be a slow one And I checked again and it was over 200,000. I was like oh wow I must have literally just seen it as soon as it launched We launched it at I think around 6.30 pm central time. Like within minutes, it was already like $15,000.

Within the first, I think five minutes, we had a new EP, because that's one of the perks in there. Exactly. Exactly. The producer for the lay folk out there. Exactly. Which is a $10,000 perk. We have $10,000 perk.

I'm gonna put out there. I think we have the best audience of any online. Oh, take out the word, think. We absolutely have that audience. Of any company. Like what other company has a better audience of any online. Oh, take out the word, thank you. We absolutely have a best audience. Like what other company has a better audience? No one. Like McDonald's. What?

What? Dude McDonald's audience is great. That's what I'm saying though. Like, in that company, what other company has better followers? We should do a stretch goal of. You totally know you. We should do a stretch goal of what? Of like, of 2 million where after that, we send a mini trophy, saying best audience to stretch goal of you totally going to do a stretch goal or what of like of two

million where after that we send a mini trophy saying best audience to everyone who donated holy shit dude that'd be so many trophies yeah currently there's about 14,000 people who have said 14,000 little plastic trophies I think I did a math on it last night when we hit million and the average donation was $80 like if you divide the number by the amount of funders, it was $80. So that's incredible. Usually the average is like 20 to 30. I'm saying I missed the million dollar roll over.

Yeah. I was drunk past out last night when it happened. I guess it happened like 11 p.m. or 11 30. It was like 11 30. And I was just like drunk and gone. I didn't know I do. How many people had drunk and passed out when they hit a million See there it is like I woke up to like a bunch of texts and emails about like getting together for this for this video for the million dollar

I got really confused when I turned around just now because I was like what where all these people come from I don't know it was a video not us on the podcast I know I can't say poor Aaron. I didn't use any of that footage. What was he filming? The table? No, he pointed at the couch people. Yeah, it was just the angle was tough to get something different. So we're going to be making a feature length movie, which is what the Indiegogo is for. It's called Laser Team.

And there's a little bit of information, like a broad plot synopsis on the Indiegogo page. And I think we're going to start having regular updates, including concept art for all of our backers here pretty soon. I don't know exactly when Bernie's kind of heading up the Indiegogo. And he's not here right now, so I don't want to say anything and have him held to. He's a E3, I expected deadlines. Or deadlines I just made up. Yeah, he said E3 right now.

I have a stretch goal for us. What's that? If we hit. Does it mean trofys? Because he just suggested that. If we hit 3 million, we're going to change the name of the movie to laser meme. And then the tagline is going to be, I can't have movie. Get out. Get out. It's terrible. So can we still come out with stretch goals at this point? Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely still. Interested. As many as you can think of. One of the goals we had was if

we hit a million before midnight last night, Brandon and Chris would wax their chests. Yeah, oh Sitting at home and we were really close and we all really excited about getting to a million So talking to Barbara and Chris try to figure out something done we could do and I don't know why that came up So what's your chest look like? It's a disaster. No, no, no, I don't want to spoil it We made a video of it. We're gonna release it. Do you have Filiculias yet? What the fuck is that? Well, you go like follicle... Goop. It doesn't look good. Goop? Like stuff comes out?

No, it's like, oh bumpy and nasty. Oh. Yeah, and there was about 20 people like, work completely stopped at this company for about an hour. I was sitting at my desk with my headphones on and I kept hearing screaming. Yeah. And it wasn't coming from the office next door. So I knew it wasn't Joel and Adam. It's like, what the fuck is going on? They put a picture of the audience on screen of everybody who was watching me wax, Brandon and Chris's

chest. Yeah, we're actually in the kitchen and both Chris and I were just sprawled out on the kitchen table and people are going to be eating there tomorrow morning. At first I was scared because you guys asked me to do it. And then I was just like, you know what? It was like an operation. It was like that board game operation. Like remove Chris Randon's chest hair. Chris has about three chest hairs but he has a lot of hair around his nipples. Oh.

So we have. Patrick, like that one. Do you have to go around the nipples. Oh. So we Patrick like that one. Do you have to go around the nipple or do you just go? I'm really supposed to, but we just went right over it. You went over it? I was wondering if you had put a piece of pepperoni on the waxing tape before. I'm going to hold it up and I go, oh my god.

I'm just going to freak him out. I wasn't worried about the pain. I was so worried that I was going to lose a nipple. Maybe I did. You'll have to watch it. Brandon's legs were shaking so much when we were doing his nipple He's just like I really don't want to fucking lose a nipple holy shit You're not gonna lose a nipple from wax. You can always pop it back on you'd have it right there Strickle, how it root has Brandon's nipple?

Just put it on ice see if we hit enough hit that stretch goal You get this Trace goal Brennan gets a third nipple. What if we stretch your nipple on the stretch goal gross That's why why is this why is this the thing? You know the funny thing though is we asked Barbara to do it And she literally has no experience waxing anybody. Oh, I thought you meant wax a chest That's what the people that did Blaine has a lot of experience waxing people and Blaine has a lot of experience waxing people and um, he does? Yeah, apparently his dad's very hairy So he would like to blame wax is his dad. Yeah, that's a great mental I really just think like a moment. Do you think like for Father's Day?

He gives his dad a coupon that says dad dear dad. Thank you. Happy Father's Day Here is a coupon for one free back waxing from Blaine And Blaine's like here you go dad my favorite part is how you started that load with Thank You. I don't know where I was going. It was Dad, hey, Dad. Thank you, Dad. What can I say? I'm a master when it comes to writing greeting cards

or father's things. It's just a cout. Thank you for fathering me. Where's the back wax? Are you sponsored by the SQL Summit? No, no, sweet. I just went to the, it's from the grocery store that you can fill up the, they have like a grocery store that you can fill up the,

they have like a tap you can go and fill up these giant bottles. Are these the beers that you had on that podcast with Karen Miles? Yes. Where they talked about carries. Yeah. Mouth. No, the bottles have actually been washed three times since then.

Okay. So don't worry. And two of those times we're today. So there's no boogies in here. There's no mouth runoff. We're in Los Grantham. Mouth runoff. So, great. band that one. I have a new grievance with the office or new problem, I should say. Go on. I don't know how to handle interactions at the door. Because like,

you know, we have a double door system here. Like sometimes someone will be coming out while you're going in or someone will be in front of you. And then they, to be polite, they hold the door open for you. And I'm like, in my head, I just think it's easier if you went ahead. And then I, because now I have to speed up, because now I have to speed up. And then they're like standing there holding the door, like awkwardly. And then I'm like having to shuffle by people. I want to make it a rule.

You don't have to hold the door open for people. Because it's carrying something. Sure, that's fine to be nice. But just 100% in agreeance. Yeah, it was hard enough to make it a rule you don't have to hold the door open for people because it's a carrying something sure That's fine to be nice, but just one percent in agreeance. Yeah, it was hard enough to make hard It's not enough to make a rule where people close the door. I guess you really think you're gonna establish door closing etiquette Yeah, like like when I'm walking from a distance Sometimes someone will see me and they'll hold the door like no, no, okay, fine Like run like okay, no, just, okay, fine, we're gonna run and like, okay, thank you. And then they like get in and then sometimes they'll like run up in front of me and get the other door. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Right. And like they go in, they're like, OK, then I just like turn around and go right back in. I just take a ton of fentin' pisses that they're doing.

No, not even. It's like they walk in, the door closes. They don't know. I just like, you know, we turn around. Is it going to be more awkward now that everybody knows this is in your head? And so whenever they see you. It might be.

I'm just going to slam the door in front of you now from now. Do it. That's fine. So I've had a weird thing with kind of related to you recently, where we have two different buildings here. We have stage five which is where we're sitting in right now and then across the way we have our administrative building. Yeah.

It's where I'll visit this guy. Right. And so I occasionally have to walk back and forth between the buildings, but inevitably almost every day I see the fucking British airways flight from London to Austin and I take a picture of it and text it to Gavin. I mean it's like three times a week. It's only one flight a day. It's only British Airways flight you can possibly see. I see it 60% of the time. He's text me a picture of it. Well, just because the, the, the, the, like, I started telling Gavin about how weird it was

that I always thought and I don't think he believed me. So like every time I see it now, I text it to him. Yeah. How do you know it's that one, though? I can, you can tell by the way it's painted. Do you have a meeting though at the same time? No, like the other like last week, Barbara and I had an interview over in the bungalow. And then I was walking the reporter and our PR person across the parking lot.

And I was like, oh, you know, they stupid small talk. I was like, oh, you know, it's weird. It's, you know, I looked at my watch. I was like, I see the same plane fly by just about every day. I said, we're about 10 minutes early right now. So there it is. I was like, what about 10 minutes early right now. There it is. I think I was 10 minutes early and I got another text. I have I think like four or five pictures of this plane now from Gus. I bet I could take that flight and

you would take a picture. I can see we can take a picture of each other. You're just going to take a picture of stage five. The next thing over. The next time I take off on that flight, I'm going to look out that window. I see the departing from Austin I'm gonna take it coming from London to Austin Do you want to fly back? I'm trying to I'm gonna take a zoom lens to try and take a picture you in the parking lot It reminds me of something that happens to me a lot where I'll look at my phone and every time I look at it It's 3.43 pm I have I do that every single day. I don't even know like if I'm consciously thinking about it or just it's weird. I have it with 137 because it on 24 hour clock it's 1337 and that just kind of sticks out my head and I take a screenshot of it every time I look at my phone at that and I think

during 2013 I had like 100 pictures of that because I would just check my phone and be like oh it's 137 again. It's like a third of the day or a third of the year I can say. You don't think you have an amazing internal clock. That's something. That's something consciously. What I'm thinking is I subconsciously might check my phone more than I think, and I might see a ton of times that day, but I feel like I just happen to check,

and it's always that time. That's probably what it is. Yeah. And that is just memorable to my brain, I guess. Do you think, before, what, so, I've been thinking about this a bit lately. I feel like I frequently feel like my cell phone is vibrating in my pocket,

and I pick it up and look at it, and it wasn't. Yeah. What was like a phantom pain, or phantom sensation people had before cell phones? Cringing. Cringing. What's like, did anyone have that? Were they like, they felt like something was buzzing?

Or I guess that was like, I guess they thought people weren't familiar with. Unless they thought it was a bug or something. Maybe. If they had the same Vibration will feel or do we only feel vibration because we used to it maybe that's that's what I'm thinking like I was talking a Patrick earlier before the podcast started And I kept reaching in my pocket and pulling my phone out and he probably thought I was fucking crazy I like I could swear my phone is vibrating right now I am so happy to hear this because I didn't know other people

That happened to other people. I thought there was something seriously wrong with my name system. I get it when my phone's on the table, and I'll feel it. I'll be like, it definitely wasn't my phone. I felt that. So that never happens to me because my phone's always in my purse.

It's never in my pocket. Well, how do you know your purse doesn't feel it? Darren, for you, the combination of copper. I should ask it. You shouldn't become objective. So you never carry it in your pocket? I guess so. Do you never, your phone always makes noise then, right? You always have the audible alarms and sound. Well, if I'm at work or something, it'll be on my desk.

So do you ever turn, I know you turn sounds on on your phone. I usually have it silent and I turn vibration off a lot because it vibrates my desk and I just had the flashing light but make it the flashing light. We all hate the flashing light. I don't know if you remember this we all hate the flashing light. It's really useful when your phone isn't on you. What about you? What do you do? Do you ever have like audible alerts on your phone on? Not on purpose. Usually it's always on vibrate and I had to change my ringtone because the U.S. holes made me feel bad about it. Of course it was just me wasn't it?

No, you guys hate it. It was the mindless self indulgence. This shut me up. I've had that ringtone for like four years. It was like heavy metal. It sounded like heavy metal. Is it heavy metal? How to go?

I don't know. Yeah. Well, I had to change it. I had to change it now so I completely forgot about it. I don't know. It was like screaming and heavy bass and guitar and stuff, but really all of a sudden and very loud each time it would go. I was scared of the shit.

I mean, you remember the video game show that I had in college? That was like an opening theme for it when I started it and then I when I produced it so it has like an emotional connection and I severed that because of you guys. Good I'm glad. Thanks dude. Did I tell you I had to change my text time? What? You know my text time right? It was which is piercing and annoying and I did it because it annoys Jeff and pretty much everyone in achievement hunter. But then I got to the point where it would like go off in an airport and then people would come to me and talk to me because they recognized it and knew that I was nearby. Really?

Yeah. Like fans and stuff would come and like they would know I was next to them because of that ringtone. It's happened only because you were next to them and they saw you. No, it really did see you. It would like, they'd be like, oh, Gavin has that ringtone, and they would look over and see that it was actually me. And come on.

That's weird. That's weird. It's now different. That's like the epitome of first world problems. Oh, my ringtone. I actually was my ringtone, because I'm too famous. My ringtone got too famous. So I'm trying to find something more obscure.

You haven't heard it. Look, ringtone hipster. This is the thing about a lot of the stories that we can tell is that they're so douchey. I know they're so douchey, so douchey. But it's content that happens in my life when I feel like I should tell people. That was one of the hardest things

for the Indiegogo was choosing the different perks because it's hard not to seem douchey when you're just like, yeah, $400 for a voicemail. Or something like that. Well, like, you spend an evening with someone and it's worth like to seem douchey when you're just like yeah $400 for a voicemail. Yeah Yeah, well like you spend an evening with someone and it's worth like five grand or something. Yeah, but it's like This is what you know, that's a really high price hooker You used to go back to hook and guess to say him. Do you think I could get a hundred bucks for this? What the microphone works more than that. It's like my butt. Oh, it is. Oh, that is put into the microphone. Do you get 100 bucks for this microphone?

Absolutely. That microphone costs way more than that. OK. It's like that Bernie has had his mouth on that. I think it would make it go for 100 bucks. Just a standard microphone, go for quite a bit. Yeah, but I understand what you mean about having these dumb first world problems.

Yeah. I had to go to a big appliance store to buy a new refrigerator and a washer and a dryer and like there was a problem in my order. So I had to go back to the store and I asked one of the employees like this and I messed up my order. I got the wrong cord for it. He's like, oh go talk to that guy over there. He'll help you. So I go up to that guy and he's like the other employees like talking to some other customer. So I'm just standing there waiting and they're like mid-sentents talking to the customer. So he turns, looks at me and he's like, the other employees like talking to some other customer, so I'm just standing there waiting. And then like mid-Sand, it's talking to the customer, so he turns, looks at me, goes,

Gus? And he like starts immediately ignoring the customers. Oh, no. I was like, no, no, hey, cool. So I'm just gonna go out all the way over here. This is like awkward, like these people have no idea, they're trying to buy something, like, no, I'm good. I'll be over there.

Yeah. Just keeps following you. No, he was good about it. He recovered and got back to, didn't care if it was original customers. But keeps following you. No, he was good about it. He recovered and got back to, uh, didn't care of his original customers. But I felt like an asshole because like this, we were like, who the fuck is this guy? Like we're in the middle of our transaction here in this asshole stuff. And like totally distracts our guy. What has been your worst fan interaction given? Has anything like really embarrassing happened?

Like, is this hemorrhoid cream? No, not really. Nothing I can think of like that. I haven't seen that. Obviously, all of my embarrassing stories I tell anyway. Nothing's really private in terms of my body or anything. I haven't seen my pharmacist in a while, the one I got the Valtrex from. Yeah.

I don't know if he transferred or what happened to him. But every time I go to the pharmacy, I still expect to see him. And I've not seen him in about six months. So. You were eight each time. I don't worry about it. I mean, the dude already gave me Valtrix. I mean, what's the worst can happen at this point?

Like, hey, I'm here for my Vahagro. So did you also actually come out? That was a different, okay, so we're talking about the shingles and we're talking about hemorrhoids. We're talking about the hemorrhoids now. No. When I had hemorrhoids, it was like, there was a little balloon inflated in my asshole.

So it was like, it was like painful to sit. Like it was like, oh, bean. Like imagine there's a bean stuck in your asshole. It's like around the anus. Right, and it's like, anytime you shit, it's like the play-doh, the machine with like the star would come out or the half-moon or whatever. It was like, you were like squeezing out

a weird shit piece of shit. And anytime was like, you were squeezing out a weird, weird shape piece of shit. And any time you sit, you were sitting on this bean that was kind of stuck in your asshole. It was super uncomfortable. So all the time, I would want to lay on my stomach. Like, laying on my back or sitting down was just so uncomfortable.

But no, I don't think my asshole actually came out. So this bean was just like stretched intestinal skin? I guess. What was it like an extra piece of? I think it's just like inflamed skin. What? Because otherwise it could have been a number of ways, right? One is like you push too hard when you shit.

One is like you sit on something flat for too long. I thought you can sit on cold surfaces and get hemorrhoids. I sat on a cold hard concrete floor for about 14 hours straight. I think it's because it was hard and flat. I don't think it's because it was cold. You were not in pants though. All right, well how about that? This is my underwear.

You sit on a cold, you sit on just a hard flat thing and I'll sit on a block of ice and we'll see what happens. But that's also hard and flat. Well, well, what if we carve it into a nice curved state mold your ass and then like carve it into a piece of ice and just carve it so it's a perfect state. So are we like bottomless or are we wearing anything? Yeah, we can wear stuff, I guess. Okay. You wear underwear, that's what I wore.

You went ainess to concrete, right? Oh God no. Go on, I had a thin piece of cotton separating my ainess from the concrete. I was not disgusting about it Would you afraid that you're gonna try to get up instead of going up? You just went forward and you'd be like scraping your butt against the cement. It was very polished and smooth It wasn't like this is got to see any sits on the best cement there is yeah I was it was a stained concrete floor. I just want to say it was a nice apartment best of the best for Gus Rola

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And Bruchetta pretzel pops, yeah. Let's try that first one. Tartan Tangu fruit medley. Just gonna want to do this, you say that again. This is probably not very crunchy, see, might be all right. So yeah, I'll probably be moving in a couple of weeks. And like I'm in that phase where, even though it's hard to buy, some appliances and shit,

and like trying to get everything organized and Trying to remember to change like addresses and get services set up. Yeah, so you had a fuck up with that Yeah, well, I forgot about gas You need that apparently for for whole war and stuff That's what Gavin's wearing a hat is because this is the like first time I think he hasn't done I have never in the Ten years I've known Gavin. I've never seen this hair greasy before. You should, I should did a lot of the strenuous exercise today for a video.

That's herbated. I've also got this really cool feature with my house where if you turn on one sink, the sink in the other room fills up with water. That's a great feature. What do you mean? It's blocked. Or something. I's a great feature. What do you mean? It's blocked or something? I need a plumber. Oh my god The inspector didn't catch that I guess not

We should inspector You think they would test that like turn the water on. Oh, oh Well, it's only one inspector. How's he supposed to know? He's turns the water here It's okay, and if you turn on both at the same time They both fill up and then it just sits there. And then like, I have to let five minutes to start straining away. No, my God.

See, I don't understand why to own a house. Yeah, I don't like you just, I do that. You buy it and it's a lot of money and then you put a lot of money into it and then you're like, well, you can sell it for a lot but it's like something is only good when you don't need it anymore. And then you sell it to buy something else

that's now more expensive too. Right, but you think about it this way. When you sell it, it's like you're recouping part of your rent. So it's like, instead of paying rent and paying money to some other asshole who's getting rich off of you, you're paying money to yourself in a shitty savings account. It's like, you're putting money in that shitty savings account. It's not all going to be there when you move out, but at some point in the future, you're going to get that money back.

And then I'm so only into paying less money though. You have that amount of time. It's like, it's like you paid like 200 bucks a month to live in the house Right, so like I you know I'm in the process of selling my house like when I sell it It'll be like I lived there for a bunch of years and I paid about 200 bucks a month in rent. Yeah, that's good That's good. Uh, the thing is brand new for you and I does make sense to own a house because we don't live with someone else We live alone So it why sense to own a house because we don't live with someone else. We live alone. We live with us.

So, why would we have a house? Why are we going to do with a house? Absolutely. We want to understand what the people told me. Mortgage would be way more than what I pay in rent. And on top of that, when a pipe breaks, it's like give us some thousands of dollars when you're a sea break, same thing. And you have to fix it.

Yeah, and then it's like, I'll get all this money back when I don't want the thing anymore. And then the rest of the homes around you are more expensive to you. I know what the best thing is, if like being in a apartment, I had a hornet's nest on my balcony. All I did was go online, put a service request in, saying there's a hornet's nest on my balcony. I came home and it was gone.

Lipe-ul-about, but I didn't change that lipe-ul. Didn't have to do shit, didn't have to touch anything. I came home and it was gone. I could do that. Hey, anybody. Someone was like tromping around in your... I don't give a shit, I don't have anything. I came home and it was gone. I could do that. I just hate anybody. Someone was like tromping around in your... I don't give a shit.

I don't have anything. I'm gonna start doing service requests and just sending them to myself. You should email them to everyone at Rooster Teeth. I can see if anyone goes and thinks you should for you. I need a plumber to come out. My sinks aren't draining fast enough. The good thing is though,

is that a lot of people here have actually done actual jobs before they had Roots of Teeth. Do you think this isn't an actual job? Absolutely, this isn't an actual job. Do you think this is a job? This is a real job. Yeah, I'm trying to- Check out Michael who's been an electrician. Yeah, Michael was electrician. Patrick the other day was giving me plumbing advice because of my drain problem.

Was he a plumber? That wasn't the other day. It was earlier today. I don't have he as a plumber, he just knows about plumbing. He's like, yeah, you want to let unscrew this bit and then like, snake it in like this. And I was like, I'll give that a go. And then I'm going to call them when I cast an adjunct and you doing that successfully.

I once, the only thing I've ever snaked was my dad has this aquarium. And after like six months, it just gets caked and like fish shit, like all the way out the pipes. And I like, push this thing all the way down it and it like totally cleaned it like it was amazing you push it in and all the poo comes off but then it ends up in this big clump at the end and I pulled the thing out and it was like really in there and it was like kind of bungee kind of material whipped it out I got like a stripe

of fish shit like all across my face and threw up immediately. So I think that's how it's gonna go if I have to snake my own pipes. Then you have to snake it again after that. It's so gross. Like six months of compacted fish species. We have a goldfish at my house in Ottawa and it's probably the biggest goldfish I've ever seen. It's probably about six inches long or so. Easily impressed. And it's been alive for like five or six or seven years,

maybe even more. Oh, eight. It's so big that it's outgrown the tank it's in, and every time it shits, it scares itself. So it'll thrash around like crazy, and like start like bumping into the walls of the tank and like moving the rocks around So we could always tell on the fish shits because you're just like

Well, it's so big. It's like scared of what a new thing is in the tank with it Like let's it shit out, but like thrashes around to like get the shit out of its ass. I guess is it is it a cool looking fish? I want to eat it. It looks delicious. Okay What it's just like a big fat goldfish. You're talking to say about a family pet. It's name is Mr. Fishy. Who named it? My little brother.

You want to eat your goldfish? I always make jokes to my little brother about wanting to eat it because I know that he would take him sad. How long have you all had it? Probably over seven years, I think. Jesus, anything goal fished more than like... They said it would last about maybe two or three years at tops. Yeah, that's what I would think. I once knew someone who had a goldfish bowl below a dartboard, and it didn't end well.

What? Two fish. There were two fish and a... On a dartboard, there's to differentiate between the colors, sometimes there's metal, and it just the dart just bounced straight up off the dartboard, went straight down through one of the fish, and the other fish died as well, from like just the blood and stuff. From the shark. I had a, I used to have years ago, like ten years ago, it was a longer than ten years ago, a long time ago, I used to have this little beta fish.

I also had a beta fish. I called it max power. And. Mine was Johnny Bravo. I kept max power in a little bowl on a shelf. And the shelf was like right above my couch. So imagine if there was like a shelf behind you and then it was like a bowl with a beta fish up there.

One day I'd cleaned his water out and put in new water, put him on the shelf, sat down, was watching the Matrix on DVD or some shit, right? It's like it's like the year 2000 and people did buy that. Right. Wow. I just wanted DVD player just to watch the Matrix. He watched the Matrix. And I turned around and looked at the fish bowl and it was gone. The fish bowl. The fish was gone. It was just like a bowl of water. It was like, we're the fuck did the fish go? So I started looking around on the counter

and then in the kitchen, I couldn't find it anywhere. I was like, what the fuck? Then I sat down and I'm like, wait a minute, am I sitting on it? Oh no! So I stood up and it was between my fucking couch cushions. I guess I'd put too much water in it. It had jumped out and it got in between the couch cushions. So I guess I'd put too much water in it. It had jumped out and it had gotten between the couch cushions.

So like I was like, oh shit, and I put it back in the water. You just kind of floated sideways. And I was like, oh no, I fuck up. Like when I put so much water in there, he lived. Yeah, those types of fish could live outside of water for like I think a couple hours. Yeah, I was really resilient. I was one, I was another like cleaning my aquarium thing.

There was this big castle, I guess piece of scenery that was in the aquarium. Really heavy, like way heavier than this. And I got cleaned in, I hoosed it all off, put it back in. And we had these angel fish that are about this big. And I was like, where's one angel fish this time? And I saw it like compressed by this castle It was just like its head was poking out. I was like I've just crushed this fish to death And I pulled the castle up and it floated and then just went

I'm just carried on living wow live longer than all of the other one and it was heavier than this yeah It was just like Everything you describe does not compare to the ocean at all. Like if you're watching a sea documentaries, like every single second, it's like, what's about to eat me, what's about to attack me, what can I attack, what can I eat? And it's from like every direction. Patrick was telling me a story earlier. I guess that there was the scientists who were tracking great white sharks and they put

a tracker on a 9-foot-long great white shark and they said the shark was out swimming around in the ocean and I think he said that it was swimming at like depths of 50 feet and they could watch it where it was going and then all of a sudden they said the tracker just fucking plummeted straight down and then like got stuck down there and then like three days later the tracker washed up on the shore. They think like something from deeper came up, grabbed a nine foot long, great white shark, and he dragged it down.

Oh my god. And then like shit out the receiver three days later. So as I just heard, what the fuck was that thing? They just ate that shark. They should have put a camera on it. Wait, no, there's nothing bigger than a whale because that's the whale's the perfect size for water, right, Kevin? Yeah.

And sharks can't look down, right? I guess it's going like, they're just moving. bigger than a whale because that's the whales that perfect size for water right Kevin. Yeah. And sharks can't look down right? I guess it's just going like they're just moving they can't just stop and like tilt. Also we think of them as like an apex predator in the ocean like what eats that? Something bigger and deeper. Maybe the shark just went down maybe it went mental and just like swam all the way down. Like thrashing about maybe it took a shit. Bars a little too pleased with their stuff on that. It's not a goldfish barber, it's serious.

Well like Star Wars was terrifying for me. Because I remember they were going through the center of Naboo and there was giant sea monsters. That stuff terrifies me. Like sea creatures, especially even creatures on Earth that are long dead in the sea. They're terrifying, they're huge. Aren't you from Houston? Yeah, what does that have to do with me? That's coastal, isn't it? Is that why you're afraid long dead in the sea, they're terrifying, they're huge. Aren't you from Houston?

Yeah, what does that have to do with me? That's coastal, isn't it? Is that why you're afraid of stuff from the sea? Houston is kind of coastal on the way east side. Galveston is the only thing people really go to. I love the fact that Houston was not a coastal city and they said, fuck it, we're going to bring the ocean to Houston. They dug a giant trench from the ocean to Houston because they wanted to be on the coast. I think it I just modified the Yeah, it's the Houston ship channel. They're terrible. They dug like a 40-mile long Channel to bring the ocean to Houston so they could ship shit out of there on boats. I think Houston was a scam

I think it was like these brothers promised maybe thinking of the story But they basically they promised like all this great land and people bought all this land into Houston and they got here and it was nothing but swamps or buy use. Well one of the reasons that Austin is all that is like white chalk is because it was all under water right. Right. It was like so flat that it was under water. Mm-hmm. The sea I guess extended over here and we were under water till fairly recently in a geologic time sense. Yeah. So is that like fish and stuff on land Fossils I

Sume so well no the ocean probably didn't receive all at once. Oh Just go like But I think that's what you see like in Austin you'll still find like old fossil like seashells sometimes Really rare you never see it if you just like dig around, you'll find it. Yeah. Or. I don't usually know if none's just like out digging about.

Yeah, I grew up as a little boy in Texas. It's like, you just dig and like try to find shit to fuck up. Is that why you were so good at finding those toy cars in that emergency? Oh my god. Oh, we can talk about that now, can we? We're filming the trials immersion. And there's this big concrete pipe. I don't know what it would be used to. Yeah, so it's we? We're filming the trials immersion. And there's this big concrete pipe.

I don't know what it would be used to. Yeah, so it's like, if you imagine on the trials immersion, you're at the camera looking at the track, if you walk backwards behind the camera, it's just a big open field. Yeah, I took a picture of you in that field and tweeted it. Right.

And in that field, we're just like a big concrete pipe. How was it like a five or six foot diameter? You could stand up right in it without banging your head. And Michael and I were like running up and down it, pretending we're on skateboard and stuff. And then we found one of those tech tech little mini skateboards. So we're doing like tricks and we're trying to like get it to go all the way around by kicking it. And then Gus was like, I wonder if this is.

I said, I said, well, there was missing like a wheel or something. And I was like, you can find something better than that. Hold on. And I just started walking around looking for toys in the field. And I started finding hot wheels. He came back with a car with full wheels. I was like, what do you get this thing? I was like, it's over there. And I go, watch, I'll get you another one.

And I walked back out there. And I found another one. And I came back with another car. I was like, look, this is even better. I bet you guys has a secret stash of car wheels in the pocket. I was talking. It seems like I'm so happy that's a huge thing.

But we have a whole video now. I'm and I are trying to get two cars to go around and encounter each other. Do you get it? I think we got it. You got it on the first try. And I was filming on my phone in slow motion. You can see him driving. I was curious coming out of that pipe while I was sitting.

Or you could hear it was lit of muffled. It was like, woo! It was boring. I did the first time before you found the car. Before you found the car, you found an axle from like a bigger car. Oh right. Yeah, it's not about that. I found you some wheels feel skate It's funny. Yeah, they Yeah, it was we couldn't find anything good after that like we were like cheerleave and find more stuff was off shit Yeah, and it was a bit where I'm interviewing us. I'm like what are you doing?

Guess as he walking through the field he's like looking for toys being asked what you're doing, guess is he walking through the field, he's like looking for toys. That was one of those more toys like this is what my life has become. At work on a job, looking for toys in the middle of nowhere in a field. Yeah, that's you particularly. You guys were not actually on screen very much. Yeah, that was a very long day of nothing. Yeah, that was the piano tiles day. It was the piano tiles day. It's burned into my memory forever. Yeah. Because all I heard was bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb Well then to make it extra annoying I turned off the piano we talking about what was being shot this week or not? Uh, I don't know, so I'd say no. It's been mentioned on Twitter by Matt.

Oh, that's it. Well, there you go. Say it then. I'm not getting in trouble. I'm just gonna trick my beer. I assume you're talking about day five. Oh, wow. Yes.

Day five is that. And production. Finally, Matt tweeted about it. Yeah, I know. Yeah, they started actually shooting on Sunday. Yeah, and Everything they've gotten so far is really really cool There's a lot of shit coming up. Yeah, in terms of productions Yeah, there's a lot of stuff concurrently. We split off into teams. So basically

Doreen and Matt are on day five and then there's another project that Chris and I are on and Matt just came back from Toronto I went to Toronto yeah Matt and Megan and we filmed a Ben A.K.L.D.'s music video and you almost got deported shit boys had some troubles at the border I don't really know if I should talk about Ed but it was awesome we spent the whole day filming the Ben A.K.L.D.'s Matt was like I hope to be done by seven we wrapped it like 6. It was awesome. We were trying to figure it out because for some reason, Canadian border people are like notorious for being assholes. And I don't know.

I thought Canadians were gonna be polite. Was this when you were going into Canada? Yeah. Okay. And I'm pretty sure it's because, this is just speculation obviously, Canadians are known for being so polite and so nice. And so people probably think that they could walk all over them. So these border patrol people thought I just like-

They like bleed hateful Canadians just to put them on the border. Or they like are purposefully assholes to disprove the theory of them being all nice. Do you think that they allow certain amount of Americans to immigrate to Canada every year? In order to immigrate to Canada, you have to work the border for five years. It's very possible. It was terrifying. We had a great day shooting. We had like four different locations on the video.

And we brought the Phantom and did some slow mo stuff too. It's a very short song though. So I'm not sure if any of that will make it in. It was fun. And then after that we went back to Ed's house and played Pimbo. I see. Because he has five Pimbo machines. Did you have the Edom's family Pimbo game?

And there's me and Ed Robinson. He's so cool. Is he Edom's family? No, we mainly played the Metallica pinball. It was awesome. It was really, because he's really into pinball It was really interesting hearing about like all the different stuff you can do with pinball machines And you like walk me through like how you you know do diagnostics on them and everything really interesting I need to live vicariously through you. Did you eat Tim Hortons or Poutine or any other Canadian treats? I had the worst Poutine ever. Oh, why?

Well, I've been to Haymaker where they have Poutine. That's pretty good. And I was not improving. Well, you've also, when you were at RBBTO with me, you had actual Poutine. But what I'm saying is I've been to places where it's away from Canada and it's good. Yeah, I was in a hotel in Canada and it was

fries with just a clump of like all the cheese curds were clumped together in a lump And there was no there was no gravy until no gravy until we like looked underneath and all the gravy was just in the bowl But the gravy on first they put the gravy in first put fries on the top and then took all the cheese and made it Where are you? What hotel is this crap hotel? Oh, I'm gonna call them. It was I'm gonna have words with this hotel That's really sad who jeans good, though. It is Jeb need to mourns. No, I was hoping you would bring me back something I realized you Gavin is you're about to get a fuck ton of it in the mail now. I'm okay with that Yeah, I've had I've had similar tough experiences getting into Canada in the past before. And I definitely agree with you that I think they put like their hard asses on the border or something.

I thought you had a look at it out of Canada. They're not Mounties, are they? Because that'd be awesome. The worst experience I ever had, it wasn't me who had it. I've told this before. It's one time when I was going to London for MCM a couple of years ago. I saw like the immigration officers pull people aside, put them in a little holding area and just start yelling at them.

Like out there in the middle of the line in front of everyone else. Jesus. Like when you get to Heathrow, there's like those two big, snaking lines. So you can hear the yelling. Just get in there. Yeah, and then between the lines, it was like just separated by like little middle rails was like a little square. There were like four dudes in there.

And then the immigration officers came in and just like started screaming. Do you see what they're yelling? Yeah, I'm done with your lies. Why are you trying to come in England? Tell me the truth. I don't want to hear another story. I was like, okay, it was like, there's like total bad cop, worst cop. Like, I was going to do a good cop at all.

See the interesting thing about the Canadian border was that usually you got to a line of desks and that's what happens. They don't question you at that desk. They ask you what you're there for. And if they think that something's up, they just mark your customs card. Don't they do that everywhere? But I thought they would have questioned me there.

So basically what happened, they drew this big symbol on my thing, like in Pink Highlight, it was like a big Z with a line through it, and then just gave it back and I was like, all right, thanks. And then the next row of people see that, and they pull you into another room.

So you don't really know you're in trouble until you've already walked through. And by that point it's like, you think you're Scott free. Yeah. And then they're like, when I went to Paris for minecon a couple of years ago, it was a similar thing where they check your passport

and everything and then they have like different lines with different letters. Like, all right, go ahead and get in line, G. And you can't see where they go because they like, I'll go in different directions and then start like crossing each other and it isn't until the very end. You're like, aww, shit! I got in the bad line! Yeah, I've had it before coming into the, into the US as well, where they would just draw a funny symbol on my card.

And I'd be like, ah, what does this mean? And you can't it to the guys and then the guys like all right go through there and it was at that point that they just dismantled all of my luggage like took every single thing out and I was there for like 40 minutes What I did that wow put all back in everything was fine. Why did they tell you? I think I was young and I was staying in the US for like three months also Gavin has a problem and I've told him this before when people Start questioning him he gets very rude like it's not like getting rude, I just don't like being... You just like, you can't be bothered, so you're just like, yeah, whatever, whatever, I don't care. Yeah. What you want about, like, it's like, for that situation, like at the border with police officers, any form of authority, you are supposed to be so fucking nice that like, the sweetness

is just sweeping out of me. Okay, this is how the interaction went with Mr. Canada border And he's like where's your paperwork? And I'm like I show in my US visa because I'm traveling with the company that I want for some like this is my visa to work with this company. He looked at it and goes This is for America You're in Canada and that point I was like oh, yeah, he's gonna be a prick about it. Here we go And that point I was like, oh yeah, he's gonna be a prick about it. Here we go. And that point I was just like,

if he was like, you know, you need like paperwork and stuff. Yeah, I don't get it. But you're okay with making your life worse. Like you're making it harder for yourself. Yeah, because like no matter how it's not like I'm doing it to, I just can't help it. Like when someone has that attitude at me, it just shuts me down. down. I'm like see I got fucked over by someone like that one time We were driving through the American Canadian border from from Canada to America and

My friend Brittany was driving and She is like the same way as Gavin if someone of authority starts questioning her She just gets really bitchy and just like when that's too... You expect, you wanna be treated innocent, right, until you're proven guilty? Yeah, but she just gets an attitude. Like, even if they're not asking crazy questions. And they started asking her stuff, and she was just extremely passive aggressive

and would like brush them off. And she's just like, why does it matter? Why do you need to know? And I'm just like sitting in the back like holy shit. So they ask us to pull up and like go to the side to get the entire car checked out. Obviously we weren't doing anything wrong, but it added an extra hour and a half to our trip. Yeah, there was someone talking to you like that. You're like, oh, I hope they have something. No, but it's so much easier if you're just nice. Yeah, I agree. Get it over with. So I grew up

on the US Mexico border on the US side. And there's an interesting thing where I guess, unless you live on the border, you don't realize this, but in the United States, like I lived in the United States, if I drove on any highway out of the city I grew up in about 30 miles outside on every highway, there's an immigration checkpoint where in the US you have to pull over and then you have to explain where you're going and that you're an American citizen And I fucking hated those things when I was younger and sometimes I'll ask you to pull over and they they want to inspect your car to make sure you're not carrying drugs or illegal immigrants So anytime they would ask me to pull over I'd pull over I'd get on my car lock it and be like you can't look at it I had time I'd had nothing to do and they were like we just need look at your car sir I'd be like no, I don't give consent you can't look maybe like are you do that? Because I had time. I'd had nothing to do. And they were like, we just need to look at your car, sir.

I'd be like, no, I don't give consent. You can't look. Maybe like, are you hiding something? I'd be like, no. Why won't you let us look? Because I don't want you looking at my car. And then they'd like, I'll go and they'd go like, huddle up and talk.

And they'd be like, you know, we can call the dogs out here. We can have the dogs and if your car is like, alright, go ahead. Sniff. And then they'd be like, well, it's going to take two hours of the dogs to get here. I'd be like, alright, can I wait in my car? Yeah. So I'm going to go off and then huddle up again. And they'd come back, alright, you're tired of you. It would be like, well, it's gonna take two hours for the dogs to get here. I'd be like, all right, can I wait in my car? Yeah. So I'm gonna go off and then I'll have a look again.

And then come back, all right, you can go. Wow, really? Yeah. I guess because they would always call their bluff. They would never call the fucking dogs. And now I'm never going back, so you're gonna call the dogs. So even if you've shown them you're possible

and then you're American, it's you. You don't have to show paperwork at this checkpoint. It is literally, there's a guy, you roll down your window, he goes, where are you It is literally you wrote there's a guy you rolled on your window he goes Where are you going? Oh, yeah, where you where you headed to and you tell him like all right? What were you doing in the border town? Okay, and then based on that based on I guess whether or not you have an accent and whether or not your story Your story seems plausible about why you were at the border then they decide whether or not to further inspect you So why did they want to further inspect you because I was a

Young guy whether or not to further inspect you. So why did they want to further inspect you? Because I was a young guy going to the border, driving back to Austin, like this guy's got to have weed on him. I'm not doing that every time. Get the dogs. Yeah, so it's like, I just hated everything. When I was a kid, now a days I would easily let him search because I don't want to fucking sit there away. This is like me when I was like a snottie teenager, you know, and had plenty of time to waste. I will say that at the Canadian border,

once they checked us out and found out that we weren't doing anything illegal and everything was fine, he was nice. He would like return to a normal human being. It was like, well, here's what you should have a future if you want to do this because, you know, blah, blah. And I was like, yeah, cool. Where were you five minutes ago

when you were making me almost crap my pants? Have you ever seen Nymor before Christmas? No. Well, the mayor has like the nice face of the mean face. I feel like that's that cop. He's like, it's almost like a Lego movie as well. A little piece of that cop. Yeah, yeah.

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support. If you were getting a washer and dry delivered and it didn't fit through your door, would you be annoyed if the delivery guys just took your front door off? Let me say something about Squarespace before I answer that question. I hadn't used the the service in a while until this here like last week or two weeks ago. I signed up and like went through it again because I wanted to re-familiarize myself with it since they had some platform changes. It's shocking how fucking easy it is to build a website.

It's like you'd literally just like that looks good for a template and you're like, here, you literally just drag pictures onto your browser and you have a website. It's also amazing how difficult it is to make a website if you don't have something like that. If you're just trying to code a website and you're just learning, it looks crap. Yeah, I made some shitty websites when I was a kid.

I was like, BR, BR, BR. And if you go through the backend, there's like an enable developer mode where you can like manually edit the code yourself and do that if you want. And if you go through the backend, there's an enable developer mode where you can manually edit the code yourself and do that if you want. It's like enter developer mode. It's like, are you sure you wanna do this? You can really break your site.

Like that, share whatever. Get in there, just fuck around. You break your site. It's like, oops, undo. Because HTML is not like real programming code. You can just do whatever. And it'll make something. Like things just don't break.

You're like, I'm sure this is fine. Anyway, about your story. Uh, well, did they put the door back on? Yeah, but the way they just took it off without asking. It's not a big deal. No. I, I, I, I, I were home. I would prefer they ask. I mean, I'm there.

There's no reason not to, right? But it really taken a door off and putting it back on. It just takes like a minute or two. Did they put it back on? Yeah, I I just surprised. He just took off the door. Was it like a front door? Back now? Yeah it's the front door. Yeah it's back on. But if they just left it back it's like they put it on upside down. No they take it off and put it back on it's 200 bucks. I suppose they should have done. It's an extra door delivery fee. Would you be annoyed if I took the front door off this building and

Then put it back on I'd be kind of amazed if you did that actually the door fucking That you're almost killed you last week. Was it last week or the week before yeah, it was during our the super fight super fight Shania. What's that? We did a sponsor cut a couple weeks ago and I opened the door But I only opened it barely enough to run through and I started running through and as I got through the door, it closed on me and crushed me and I made the audible noise like, I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. So I came like, lipping onto the set, I was like, oh, the door crushed me. Like, you did on on my shoulder, it was like slam down, I mean, like knocked the air out.

Just the idea of guys getting crushed by a door is amazing I'd love to see that but from only from an x-ray point of view like what should I do to scale and It's like when you put the giant castle on the fish That one kept living He carried on an amazing eulogy Standing what happened to Gus that's like a reddit. That's my biggest fear in life is dying in a way that's going to be on reddit and everybody's going to laugh because how stupid it is.

Dead by waxing. Dead by waxing. Dead by waxing, exactly. Did you have a real job before this? No, I had a job kind of doing this at UT. So you ever had like a manual labor job? Oh, well, I was a waiter at holy crap. Benagons, perhaps you've heard of the amazing Benagons restaurants.

Very nice. Yeah. Sure have. Obviously, you have had multiple jobs. I think that's has a lot of work. Yeah, but manual labor. I mean, as far as manual, I had like stupid jobs in the past. You know, I was a secretary at a lawyer's office for a while. I worked at an office supply store. I'm picturing you in like a dress suit. Yeah, but you lost from the fight. Yeah, I lost lawyers. So, and it was hard because I grew up on the border, so I was secretary at a law office on the border and so you have to deal with clients to speak both English and Spanish.

Spanish is not that great. I have to pick up the phone and if people start speaking, it means fashion. Oh shit, okay. I tried to not sell them, I could idiot. Cause I'm representing a lawyer's office. I tried to be as professional as I could with a fourth grade vocabulary.

It was really difficult. I could understand everything that I told them, like listen, I understand. It was really difficult. It's like I could understand everything, and I would tell them like listen, I understand everything you're telling me. It's hard for me to talk back to you though. Can we just do this in English? Do you think when they listen to everything they said, I'd be like, I understand how I'm can help you.

Yeah. Okay, transfer good bye. Do you think when they came in the office and they met you in person, they were like, oh, where were you? I called this, I called here earlier, and this asshole was talking to me. Except imagine I just said you in person, they were like, oh, where were you? I called this, I called here earlier and this asshole was talking to me.

Except, imagine I just said that in Spanish, I don't know. No, I'll blow a spaniard. Oh, door? I'm dating a girl. Hold on. Hold on. From Mexico and her parents don't speak Spanish and we hung out like all weekend.

They don't speak Spanish? I'm sorry, they don't speak English. Oh, that's a good question. I was like, what's the problem? No. That's a good scenario for you. So it was just like very basic communication. Like it reminded me of what cavemen you didn't do the thing where you like speak louder thinking that they didn't understand. No, I did try like my Spanish one, you know, like don't it as baby Latteca. Why is they got a question for the library people who don't speak Spanish know two words And pantalonis what is it about those two fucking words? They play a tech is is library and so many lines right French no German people you're tech right?

Yeah, is it French as well? There you go Yeah, it's like those are two words that everyone knows and Because every every Spanish book when they say Don De Estal, when they teach you what's that mean, it's biblioteque. And there's like a little illustration, I don't know. But it's just standard. Do you speak any languages besides English?

I kind of speak Spanish. Spanish, well, you can ask where the library is. Can you ask where other things are? Like what? The pants, bent the lunatic. You can have a. So we should probably tell everybody at the office to stop watching the E3 stream because our sites down because of all the lunatic. You get in Habeha. So we should probably tell everybody at the office to stop watching the E3 stream because our sites down

because of all the people streaming. It's not people at our office. Oh, no. OK, never mind. Scratch that. Our site is down. Our site, our site's having some problems right now because there's so much streaming going on the internet

that the cert how we stream our video is getting bombarded with requests from all around the world to watch e3 I miss red wall internet is taking a hit which is causing people who just causing our shooting to be laggy Which is causing people to refresh on our website a whole bunch So imagine everyone on our website refreshing constantly instead of just being able to sit on Nobody's watching this live right now. No, there's people watching a lot just people who have not tried to start refreshing things constantly Congratulations, you stuck you state the course.

Thank you. So you have very rudimentary Spanish. Yes. Spanish one, did you take that in high school or college? I took it in high school and in college, and I took Spanish two in college, and then I just switched to middle and community college online, and I took Spanish three and 4 in one semester and you mostly

just conjugate. And they're really in community college online. What about you Barbara? Spanish? What language is your most I think French and a little bit of Hebrew? You're pretty fluent in French? I can understand it way better than I could speak it. Speak some Jew.

Jesus. It's called Hebrew do some Shalom Hashem Shalit Sipora Andi Medeber di Frit that sounds French to me. It's impressive. She's lying What about you you speak I've asked you this before German did some German By the way my Hebrew name is Sipora for anybody who understood that in Hebrew. Okay. Sipora. Yeah Not bad. Continue. I did five years of German.

Forgotten four years of it. Say something in German. Nine! How do you ask where the library is in German? Always debibilio tec. Probably. It sounded good. I believe it.

It's the right words. I'm not sure if the words were right or not. Anir Rotsela lecha te alha sher right order. Is that the same thing you said before? Nope. It means I have to go to the bathroom. I don't actually have to go to the bathroom. But those are the only things I really remember. That comes in handy when you're in places that you need to see.

Some words in German just sound so good to yell. Shosh! Shiza! But there were words that you wouldn't want to yell. Well, I just yelled, castle. But it doesn't make any sense. They mentioned a new car on that live stream today, like in Forza. I figure out what it's called. It's like, don't, newvery, newvery.

You see, newvery? It's not called newvery. It's not called newvery. You will not get knocked up in it. I figure out what it's called. Konek's egg? No, I don't remember. It was with an N. And I was making fun of it. And someone's like, your what it's called. Conex egg? No, I don't remember. It was with an N and I was making

fun of it and someone's like, your last name's German. Don't you know any German? And it's like, that doesn't know that's not correlated, but okay. Sorry. So your your last name is dark man. Dark man. Dark. My full name completely, Barbara, don't come in means exotic dark man. Barbara means exotic. Sure does. It means exotic and culture. It's like the biggest old person name ever Exotic it took a while Barbara Duncan winner exotic dark man either way I feel like you don't meet many barbers anymore Tell me about it Every time I introduce myself to someone new and I say hi hi, I'm Barbara, they go, oh, that's my grandmother's name.

Yeah, I think it's cool. I thought you brought Barbara back from the dead. Yeah, I can see it. Oh, I didn't do it. My parents did it. They named me Barbara. Thanks. Shout out to the gentlemen once again.

Do you think that most people who went around and did a survey at Rishi, do you think most people would do no second language or not know a second language? That's always fascinating. You think most of it is a bit of a deal. It depends what you call by knowing it. Like if they got dropped in that country, could they get out of that country and back to the United States? Probably not then.

I think a lot of people have basic knowledge of second language, probably Spanish or French if I had to guess, but fluent or like enough to have a conversation, probably not. Like, we were messing around with that app a couple of weeks ago in our phone at Wordlands, which is fucking crazy. I'm surprised that it didn't take off more. It's amazing technology.

Yeah, it's four years old. It's like live Photoshop. It's good for menus and stuff. Yeah, that is one of the things that I look at and makes me feel like I'm in the future. Yeah. Where it's like you just look at your phone and it's like taking a picture of what's on the other side of it and translating it on the fly. That's something that'd be cool to be incorporating in Google Glass.

Like that practically makes sense. It probably will be. We I think Google acquired that company. Did they? Yeah, that's why the app and all the language packs were free a couple of weeks ago. I wish there was more augmented reality stuff. I was thinking today, when I was on the way to the office, you can see that big water tower that's near where we work.

And you can see it really far away. Yeah, the one that's right here. Yeah, and I was thinking it'd be useful if there was an app where, if you set a destination on a map and hold up the camera, if it like emitted this like beam of light on the camera from where you were going it would be cool. Just to see how like where it was in relation to it. That's almost like something from a video game. Yeah, but I bet it'd be super easy to do. Yeah. You just have to know. It has to know the GPS coordinate. Yeah. And it has to see like recognize buildings in front of it to put it behind that and stuff. It could probably be done. Yeah, it probably doesn't even need to recognize the buildings if it just

knows like the latitude and longitude. And then it knows the orientation of where you're looking at. Yeah, it could probably just drop it regardless of that. I bet it's already probably already exists. Think about it. Yeah, it's it's a good idea. Yeah. Which makes me think someone has already made it.

Yeah. Isn't that frustrating? You think you have a like a great idea and you look like, oh, yeah, someone already made it. Yeah. I feel like that would be so frustrating being an app developer. and you look like, oh yes, I'm already made it. Yeah. I feel like that would be so frustrating being an app developer. It's just like, all ideas are taken.

Yeah. You're done. And then someone makes Flappy Bird though. It's true, but then someone makes Flappy Bug and Flappy Cat. Right, but there's always the one that's first and like, that dude made tons of money and is probably set. They might have been saying that though for generations, like people say, oh, you can't do anything else.

And then something like the microchip comes out and opens up all these possibilities. Jokes, though, I think all the jokes are done. Like, all the jokes have been made. Yeah, I was talking about all the new tragedies that haven't happened yet that people will joke about. The same type of joke you make after them. Like, you're just like reapplying the same humor.

I guess you're reapplying the same words in English, but they're different. I guess maybe it feels more like narrative like an original story like coming out. It's like so difficult because it feels like everything's already been done. Yeah, I was a... Well, I want to know what the new thing will be because there's robots. There's as aliens there's zombies, right? Oh like popular things in But there's nothing this brand new that we haven't had yet. It's Frankenstein never took off You mean I Frankenstein didn't revolutionize the Frankenstein movie industry I can't believe that was an actual movie that came out

The master's name is it frank and I know this is me up Then we yeah, I think mummies are next They're so slow I mean mummy is a zombie no, but they have the wrapping and you know It's a zombie in Bunker if a mummy bites you you don't turn into a mummy. How do you know you turn into a daddy? How does a mummy kill you? Stop how does a mummy get you Usually like in hails or your skin off right sure. Oh, yeah, it does have like mystical powers I thought it just chased after you and kind of beat you up. No mummies. I'm saying that's how they're different

Mmm zombies have no mystical powers, but what we do But what we need is a new enemy like a Flebb or something that hasn't been invented yet, but it'd be like to It might be scary one day. What's a flip powers? Sounds terrified But try not to come up with something completely new right yeah, yeah hemorrhoids hemorrhoids Individual hemorrhoids just it's just the ainess with the bean on it disease But it doesn't scare me dead People who retain their cognitive abilities do have you seen scroogeed? No, yeah, remember Marley comes back

And he's just like a decaying guy and he's like missing an eye like he looks like but I mean his his brain is completely intact And he does that thing that I hate where they traverse space Just like by thinking about it like Gus is over here and then I turn and then when I come back He's in my face that stuff. I can't stand so you didn't like the episode of Doctor Who or the the statues would like No, that was cool But that was that's a bit different because it's not like I've been in the ground rotting and you see my rotting flesh Like I'd be standing here and there's like worms coming out of my head. Is there a moment in a scary movie that you can remember that scared you more than anything?

Do you have like that one moment where you just remember? I have many. I do. What's that? Do you remember the movie Gothica with Halle Berry? I never saw it but I remember it. Do you remember that? I watched it when I was pretty young.

And there's a moment where she's like looking under a door And it's all dark and then she like gets back up and there's a girl behind her. Obviously like a dead girl. I Screamed so loud. I Don't ever remember screaming that loud at a movie before or having that reaction. I think I was like 14 or 15 I watched 15. Yeah, how much Maz attacks when when I was really young and let's get the crap out That was that was really scary No, but that like back back. It's like really menacing the way they talk

I was like Pretty young right when the smarts attacks those 96 that's one of the weirdest cars of any movie It's like Jack Nick. It's a sadly portman and Jack Nicholson again. Danny Davido. Did you ever see coneheads? Tom James never watch that movie. I saw coneheads a couple times. Who's in coneheads? Danny Agro, Jane Curtin. Was that like the SNL thing?

Yeah. Yeah. They were original cast. Is this thing scary? Is movie ever was House 2? Do you guys see it? House 2. Yeah.

No. You see the house? No the house no to sequel to that But no it was dead dead guy it was like a and it was a dead cowboy which was even worse He was like walking around I was at work revolvers. I don't know for some reason period You know period no no something about it like I mean I guess it was like a guy that I know Walk on dead that's no big deal But if it's like you know a samurai or So, walk on dead, that's no big deal, but if it's like, you know, a samurai or, you know, a knight and he's dead walking on to somebody that's scary to me. It's like, yeah, cowboy is terrifying.

Yeah, but they're probably scared of all the technology and the new shit we have. No, because it's a, you know, he's dead and he's, he's not giving shit. What about his dead secretary? Are we talking like a modern secretary or a period of security? 19, like 60s madman secretary? I can't believe you are a secretary. I was a secretary. I fucking scheduled appointments. Did you call yourself the secretary? Is that why is that why I say good at booking travel and stuff? Oh, maybe I thought about that. Well, you might have got some actual skills from that. Mm-hmm. Well, I think I did. Actually, you're very organized. I try to be.

One last time you book travel. I book my own travel. I don't book other people's travel anymore. I book my own travel pretty frequently. I book all my own travel. I don't trust anyone else to book my travel just because I'm so efficient at it and I know what I need to get done. It's like I know if someone else book me something, it would be fine.

I'd be like, it could be a little better. You know, I would nitpick it. No one could ever do that job for me satisfaction. I also like having control over my travel. I don't like someone else booking it. It's a bitch though, it sucks. I like it when other people put my travel, but with my frequent fly number so that I can change my seats.

Yeah. I have a spreadsheet filled with, at the time, every receipt employees name, birthday, and all of their frequent flyer numbers. So I could, when I used to book our travel, I could do all of that. I do a thing now where if we travel as a company, I always log in and move my seat as far away from everyone else as possible. I would much rather travel with a stranger than with people I work with. Mm-hmm. No, I like to fall asleep and I don't want someone to take a picture of my nose when I'm asleep.

You know what? The only thing you just stuff that happens on a flight. I just eat and fuzz. Mm-hmm. How they're dating. They actually just went to from Austin back to LA for E3 and While they were checking in Fuz had a screen that came up that said like you're eligible to upgrade to first class and he's like

Oh, justine. There's like we could upgrade to first class and she's like Oh, yeah, I'll do that too and she like swipes her card to upgrade and then when he does it It said all seats have been filled so he couldn't upgrade to first class so it just just en-god it. Oh my god. So she was in first class while he had to sit back and- You know if he had gotten the upgrade he would have to give it away and sit back with her. Yeah, probably. Yeah, that was loose loose for him.

Yeah, there's no way you could win that if it's not good. I would have kept that seat. I absolutely would have kept that seat. For anyone time let me sit in first class. Oh really? Yeah, because he was going sit in coach of someone else and I was just like, oh sweet. I find first class quite depressing honestly.

Why? Because it's not like I buy it, I would never spend money on first class. I just have enough miles where I get upgrades. But everyone in first class is just like a middle age dude, always pulls out a laptop. There's always like some sort of spreadsheet or graph on it and they're all miserable and it's just like that's

no way to live. Are you so kind of afraid that's gonna become you one day? No I don't think I'll ever become one of those guys but I just like don't like being surrounded by that kind of like busy busy busy flying spreadsheet spreadsheets graphs. The last time we went I went to LA when I went for the at midnight taping I was that guy you like I was in and my flight I like popped up my laptop and I was in the middle of like for the at midnight taping. I was that guy. You like, I was in, and my flight, I had like popped up my laptop, and I was in the middle of like reviewing the RTX budget. And I was like going through this giant spreadsheet

with multiple, you know, workbooks and pages, and I was like, it's partway through. I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? We don't deal with pie charts. I was like, I got sad. I was like, this is my life. I'm like doing this budget analysis on a flight going to LA. That time he let me sit in first class. I'm like doing this budget analysis on a flight going to LA.

That time he let me sit in first class. I was obviously dressed for traveling, so it wasn't very nice. And I was just like this girl sitting amongst all these like middle-aged men doing their work. And I was just like, I shouldn't be here right now. And everyone judges you when you're in first class. Everyone has to walk past you and they're like, wonder what he does.

I love showing up dressed like a slob in first class though. Because I jump, I look as shitty as I can. I don't have everyone else be like, you see, should he be here? It's showing you a sense of shame. I'm definitely going with like holes in my clothes and like the scraggly beard, look like a fucking half homeless guy. Speaking RTX. Soon.

It is a lesson. But we're going to be at the convention center in three weeks. That's scary. So there's three more regular podcasts before the RTX. Something like that. We're doing the live podcast. Yeah. I guess what we'll do then is that's on Saturday, I believe.

Sunday. Sunday? Oh, even better. So I guess that week, instead of having a regular podcast on July 7th, which is a Monday, what we'll do is we'll have that podcast on July 6th. We'll have that open to everyone, not just sponsors, and we'll have the specific time and details up on the website soon. So just heads up. There will be no live podcast Monday, July 7th. It'll

happen Sunday, July 6th. I know the time off top of my head. Oh, do you want to announce it right now? Yeah, it's gonna be two o'clock to 3.30 p.m. on Sunday, July 6th. I know that I know the time off the top of my head. Oh, do you want to announce it right now? Yeah, it's going to be two o'clock to 3.30 PM on Sunday, July 6th. There you go. That's when the last year, that's central time. Last year when we did that podcast, I was soaking wet because I just had about 500 water millions lobbed at me in the street. Oh, that was fun.

And I hadn't you lost a shoe or something? Both my shoes were wet. One of them was dry. Both your shoes were wet. One of them was dry. One of them came dry. They both got wet. I'd managed to dry one. Okay, okay, I got you. One of them still it. My three. I didn't want to like, did you try a different technique for each shoe? Is that one of them? I held one in front of the the air dryer. Okay. I only had time to do one. Okay, I was gonna ask why just one. I mean, I was like blowing it straight into the hole. So, that wasn't room for the other one. I thought maybe you like put one on the window seal and the other one, you just kept like shaking.

Window seal. Are you guys also gonna do the patch as the patch? The window. Because there is also a patch pain. Oh, that's a good question. We'll probably have to have, that'll probably be a supplementary patch. I need to think about this a little more, just because that's so far off from the regular patch release schedule. Yeah. Of a Wednesday. We'll probably stick with the normal. We have the budget. Check your spreadsheet. I'll have to check the spreadsheet. I'll have to get on a flight somewhere and see if we can if we can work the numbers and make them make them make them make them. Blind. Better change the clothes. Yeah. A lot of people have been asking we should have the schedule up this week. It's pretty much finalized we just have to get it up on the website but it's looking awesome. That's one of the one of the trials and one of the more difficult aspects when it comes to event planning is having to deal with

the printed program book. Yep. Because it's like well well, there's so many things that are in flux, like the schedule, the exhibit hall layout, and the map, and all these things. It's all moving parts. And then there's this fucking program book that you have to submit to the printer about three weeks before the event. Yep.

So you're not quite, you've got an idea of how everything's going to go, but you know it's not right. It's probably the most stressful part of RTX for me. Is that program? The booklet. Yeah. Because there's, you don't understand how many moving pieces there are to RTX. And you rely on a lot of external people to supply you information.

Yeah. Is that like a website version that's even more up to date than the paper? That's what I was going to say, way too. So this year, in an effort to combat the fact that things change so much, there will be an RTX app for both iOS and Android devices. We'll have a link to them once they're approved and once they're available for download,

so that people can manage the schedule, see a map of the hall, and even make customized schedules for stuff that they want to see. And it's pretty neat. So if you want to go to a panel, you'd say go to the panel now. You could set up an alert. That's awesome. Yep, you could choose how soon you want the alert. And I've had a sneak peek of this app.

You have. It looks good. And it's great. Like, let's say you're interested in seeing what Gavin's involved and you could click on Gavin and see every panel he's on, every signing he's involved with and just like you could add things to your schedule. When I'm going to the bathroom, what number it's going to be. And my dad's actually working on it. Yes, he's Mr. Duncan. He turned that around.

He turned that around really fast. What does Larry mean? Dad. Here's our baby boy. Dad. It's our baby boy. Dad. That's dad dog man. It's funny my little brother's initials are DAD. So he's dad.

Dad. Yeah. I was always upset growing up. I don't know why this upset me. I was always upset that my initials weren't GUS. That of initials G and my last initials S. Oh yeah. It's like.

But there's no good name that starts with you. Yeah, but you could at least have something no one knows what my middle name is Fuck You want to watch you ugly laugh by the way? I just want to point that out you want to talk about it guys. Okay. It's like it would have been cool My initials would have been Gus You were that good thing. You'd even think of a out. You want to talk about it, Gus? I just like, it would have been cool. My initials would have been Gus. It's the first you word I could think of. You'd even think of a name.

You thought of a word. You looked at his face. And said ugly. And the first word I thought of was ugly. This is like high school all over again. Do you have a thing that when Bob resigned up on the website when she was like 14, she'd have a be on a couch

up to the you calling you ugly. You're like drinking a beer, talking to thousands of people, be like, I look at your face and the first one that comes to mind is ugly. Thanks, Barbara. You're putting words in my mouth now, guys. Alright, do a word for me. Well, give me a letter.

D. Dig head. So fast as well. She's pretty mean. Brandon with a P. Prick. Alright, geez. Man. Well, I get that. Anyone want to go for a W with Barbara? Woman. That nice. There you go. See, I wasn't I. I thought you were gonna say C. Bring it on. So, you know, you were talking earlier about how there were no original ideas left in a narrative or trying to help with the story. Jordan came into my office earlier and we were trying to brainstorm a funny idea.

We had this thing we needed a name for and he's like, I need help coming up with a funny name for this thing. And he's like, we sat in there for probably like 30 minutes. And we came with a whole bunch of stuff. We're like, none of it's really that great. A lot of it's already been done. It's like, and you're just like, you know, we're just left unsatisfied. It's like, I guess that's the best option. It's not that great. My favorite conversation like that was when Jordan was trying to come up with a name for the strip club. And one of the RTAs, were you part of that conversation? We had like 20 different ideas for the name of the strip club. Yeah.

What, I don't even remember what it ended up being. I don't know. Uh, was it chocolate? Something for Tata's? Yeah, Tata's for now. Tata's for now. It was a, it was, it was my suggestion. That's really good.

When you nervous earlier when Bob and I came into your office. I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I was like sitting in the listen to my music and you both walking with nervous looks on your face. Oh shit. I tried to ignore you. And you were like, you can't ignore us. You stood leading every other desk and you kept your headphones on.

You can't ignore us. I was like, I'm trying to call someone's bluff. I'm like, if I don't take my headphones off, maybe they'll leave. Maybe they'll, maybe it's not important enough that they'll just walk out. We just get to socially awkward, just back out. Yeah, when you deal with me,

you definitely have to account for the social awkward factor. Barbara and I decided to pitch an idea to Gus right before the podcast. We did. And we were both too scared to ask him so we went together what is it uh... we were gonna see if john could be on the podcast john rising or briny hates five people podcast in fact we're placing this couch

specifically for that reason i'm happy about it i hate this couch you should see the new car but you said to me do you like it? it looks so weird can i see it it looks kind of weird it looks like it looks so cute to me if we can find it? It looks kind of weird. It looks like it looks so cute.

Patrick, you can't mind if we can find it. It'll take him a while to find it. It'll possible. I love that we can see into that, because whenever you do some of that, everyone kind of leaps up. Patrick's like looking back, it's like, could you get the picture? To get it done.

So what happened was last week Bernie threatened to destroy this couch. If we did not buy a new one, you said, because at least then you have to buy a new couch. Well, look how wide I'm so far from Barbara, I can barely even touch F.A. So we're going to have a new couch, which will cause us to like compress the set in a bit. We'll all be setting a little closer to each other and we'll reduce some redecorating. Because as a result of the new couch, I was talking to Patrick,

I was like, the table's not going to match. The rug's not going to match. I think it's also now. The table's not going to match. Are you saying this table matches this couch? Well the table matches the rug which matches the couch does it? Yeah, it has brown and then the carpet has oh there it is Oh, dude, I'll take it No, don't you feel stupid now Barbara? No, I'm saying it's weird, but it's like it's interesting looking is in this couch number three

What does the podcast it looks very futuristic? Here's why that couch is good. That's interesting This is the second one though, right? This is the first one. That's an interesting looking couch. It was going to cool under the lighting. And it's going to be shown on screen so many times. This is just a couch. It's just like some couch. Yeah, this is literally, we got this just as a placeholder, whenever we bought it. We'll replace it at some point. It was like literally the cheapest couch we could find. I can imagine when we retire the next couch That black one and we could put it up for auction and people be like, ah, it's the podcast couch

If we put this up for auction they'd be like, nah, I don't want this couch I'm sure people will want this couch really I really it sucks I'm kind of sad because I really wanted to take this couch into guzzas in my office because the couch We have now is from Walmart and it was like it's like sitting on a bunch of cobble boxes It's like first of all it's like two inches off the ground It's so small in short and it's hard. It's not very comfortable And I want to take this couch probably give you hemorrhoids. No, it's fucking gross the couch is gross I don't care. I want that couch. I'm close when I sit on it. I'm not sitting on it naked. You can steam clean a couch

I guess blast all the gemsubs out. I want it Especially on this portion. Yeah, that's the problem. There's been so much shit spilled on it. We could probably get it like real poster At that point we just buy you couch. Yeah, where's the new couch getting it? Like in three weeks. I think it's that three weeks. Is that right? Three weeks dude. Oh, dude. We should have it RTX When you count yeah, like brand new we'll take it to RTX and look instantly destroy it No, are we gonna bring the podcast set again? I do not want to take the podcast set But I think Brandon wants to have it there. Oh, yeah for the people love we didn't do the podcast from it No, but we had people take pictures on it

Yeah, yeah, people love it. We should just off to the convention just give the couch to someone I mean we could have a raffle in the booth. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm like, let me see someone take that on a flight, but I'm checking this couch. I see people show up with fucking skis and guitars all the time and carry them onto the plane. Someone can check a fucking couch on a plane. You really think that those are similar sizes.

Yeah. Skis? Skis are about the same size as that. You can put skis on a plane though. You can put skis on your feet and go down a mountain. I've seen a couch on your foot and go down. That'd be awesome. I'm not saying you use them for the same thing.

I say the same size. Can we fucking stupid? No, it's your fucking stupid. Oh damn Told I've seen people take like coffins on the plane have you yeah, you never seen that no you never see lost yeah But then you don't seem like how do you seem taking a crazy shit loaded on the planes before I see the sniper under the plane one time I was connecting on a flight in Dallas. I was a Bernie and

I kept feeling the plane like Rock a little bit. That's like what the fuck is going on and I looked out the window and I could see like the the luggage The luggage thing I don't know what to call the conveyor belt that like loads the luggage on the plane and It was there and there was an armored car backed up to it and they were like armed security guards and this old dude watching the armed security guards Take these giant bundles of gold Out of the security card put them on the conveyor belt and like, they go up into the plane, walked the entire plane, then after he loaded the plane with gold, the dude came up and sat in first class and rode on the plane. And I guess, wherever they got, where they were going, he got out and got his gold out of the plane. Wow. I guess you would want to see it,

all go on the plane. Right, they're like, oh, how much, what do you have to do to be like, I would like to personally load my gold onto the plane and then go up and get in the plane. Are you technically not allowed to travel with like a certain value of that? He felt that form. That'd be fine. But that dude did it. I guess. Yeah.

That's crazy. So yeah, you, you, if that dude loaded gold on a plane, you can load it from couch on a plane. What's the limit on value that you can move from country's country? I think it's like 10 grand. You have to declare it. Like it's not. If it's like over 10 grand,

you have to fill out some sort of thing. If it's currency, you can have an item worth more than 10 grand. But they ask you typically on customs forms. Like do you have merchandise or items worth more than $10,000? I'm glad they didn't ask me about the fencing when I went to Canada.

Jesus yeah. I always got nervous when we were coming back from conventions and we would like have the the money that we made at the convention With us every now and then I think we change it what we do now, but like traveling with that was always really nerve-wracking So someone tweeted if then you catch will remove the blurry on the right side of The the wide shot so I'm telling you Patrick someone noticed Wait, what's happened? One of our cameras is fucking up and if you look over there at the table on Brandon's side It's a little blurry Like it's easier to tell when there's no one on the podcast set

But my chair is really sharp and in focus and then on Brandon's side. It's not quite Like a tilt shift lens on it. Yes, something a little weird with that camera We're replacing the cameras as well. So no smart-ass the new couch will not fix the blurry side of the shot But the new camera we purchase will I think I send that camera in for work Send it back to the manufacturer That was have people four or five guys over it trying to I told it's it that is I walked in the best fight And I literally bought the cheapest camera I could. Was it like three years ago? Yeah, why the camera that films our faces every single week? Why don't we have a good one?

Because again like the couch it was temporary. Why by temporary stuff? You know we're gonna do a video podcast Yeah, like we'll just get it off the ground with this and then we'll buy next ones Temporary stuff never works people like to do it. I think 150 episodes will say otherwise. Yeah, but it doesn't ever work as temporary. Now these are up cameras now. We're not in for long. We're getting you once. Said two years ago.

We're actually have some new cameras that we're gonna buy. They're gonna start shipping later this month. So we're waiting to get some test units in, make sure everything works, and then we'll probably put it in. Timmy Fair, like the other temporary stuff that you had for the podcast, just kept getting better and better like the mic

Situation we had when we first started these podcasts. Yeah, it was a lot of years. I think we should have one camera for every person I don't want to share my shot with Barbara. Why not look at this shot. I'm tiny. Yeah, but with the new couch You'll be sitting close together wait a minute Call me fat? I know. How did you get that from that? You said you look tiny. All right, this is how big my head is on the screen.

Now cut to Gus. Look at the size of it. Christ alive. Okay. That's what I was saying. I thought you were saying you look tiny. That's what I was saying. And now we're like ants.

No, but we should have that new catch soon and it we're like ants. No, but what we should have that new catch soon and it'll fix your problem. He'll be a lot bigger. I was only kidding about that by the way. No. And we're going to get you your own camera. It also the new cameras will have the red lights on them, the tally system. Yeah, yeah, I think we're the ones we looked at at E3. Yeah, you won't have to look at the camera.

You'll be able to look and immediately know which camera it is. You can set up a separate tally system there. Yeah, but temporary. No, that's all integrated too. And like the headsets too, all the grenade one solution. Yeah, it's going to be pretty neat. What else on this podcast is temporary? Well the lights are not temporary anymore.

We had temporary lights for a long time. We finally got permanent lights. Like was this on purpose? Like what is that? That's temporary. That's like part of the set design. You're ruining the illusion, they're just stacks. I just don't get it.

Yeah I think Kara went to Target and bought a bunch of stuff and it's like great. Perfect. Yeah, good. I gotta say I like the blue lights that we got back here. That's my favorite part. That's so cool. I like how they look in contrast with the gold and the red. We definitely, once we moved into the space, we had to play around a lot with the look of the

podcast. It just didn't look the same as it did at the old location. I think it looks pretty similar. I think because of the lighting. Yeah, if you look at a screenshot, the lighting's pretty different. It also feels really different doing the podcast now than it used to. I don't know why. Because we're in a studio and not a garage. it's also because it's like a raised platform that's like its own little thing or as before it was like you're just sitting down. Oh but you know what I do not miss? How fucking hot it got in there in the summer. Yeah. And how god damn cold it was in the winter. Yeah that place was not insulated at all. And then we could just walk over here. We don't have to go to another building to come to the pot., man. You guys were there for an hour a week. We worked there

Yeah, I guess you were there a lot you worked in the room that was air condition though. Yes Yeah, that's good. There's a lot better than the studio patch. I was it. Was that air condition? Yeah more or less You got to moat it massively because you were upstairs like original bullpen area and then you ended up in the A next for some reason. No, I mean I was I was volunteered for it when we needed the new space just to because like our people were all over. It was just scattered in different pieces. Well, you moved around the most in that office, do you think so? Yeah, how many desks miles moved around a lot too?

I had I was in the dungeon and then I was upstairs and then... It's three. I feel like there was a place. I was in the dungeon and then I was upstairs and then... It's three. I feel like there was a place. In the tech office. Tech office. Was there no other place? Did you have a cubicle once? No, I never did the cubicle.

I had three. So you had four different places. Three. Four different rooms. Three. Dungeon upstairs. Oh yeah. I had three.

I worked in the tech office and the cubicles and the upstairs. Oh yeah. Am I the only employee who has two desks? What do you have second desk? I want to get a second desk at the bungalow. Oh, the second office? Just because I think more than anyone else, I spend more time going there. What do you have a do at the bungalow?

I talk to Ivan and Alan a lot. So I have to go to the bungalow for that. You know what I've noticed who's really, really lonely and hate speaking the bungalowow the rise monger. The rise monger. He's so lonely over there. He missed the chest waxing today and he was all bummed out about it. He misses that like he didn't like it when I used to walk upstairs and kick everything off his desk. Now he really missed it. You know what you need to do dude? Go over there knock off his desk tomorrow morning. I think I will. Yeah. I absolutely will. Do it at least once a day. It's a day. It's a lot of effort. I think

I think it effort to visit once a day. Dude, if I did that once a day, I would definitely see that British always flight. Let's make that, let's make our two life out of it. At 4.3 pm. Yeah. It typically flies over about between 3.40 and 3.45. I've noticed. Interesting.

Unless except for that one day at 3.30 when it fucking flew over early out of nowhere. I feel like a crazy person when I tell people that. You get arrested by the FBI for that. We share waist one 91, there it is. Like I can cure it. I'm like, that's a 787, where is it? Dude. Yeah, I'm just waiting for you to come out of the office

to fly that plane over. They're like circling. That would be a cool app. The augmented reality point of plane, it tells you which flight it is. That is pretty cool. I would watch that. Or you could point in a section of sky,

and it shows you like all of the planes with it. And you know how that sun tracking app, it shows you where the sun will be on the line, if it could show you like where the planes will be at what time. They should be able to tell you that. I mean, you could look up the like filed flight pass on flight or where. Or you need is the public information

of flight times and flight numbers, along with GPS. Yeah, yeah. There's already websites that do that. You just got to change it to read into an augmented reality. I think this is a new idea. I'm full of them tonight. We said there weren't any more new ideas. There's one right there.

Probably wouldn't be legal. Why would not? Why not? All the people we had about tracking flights and stuff. Some dude in Austin got arrested a couple weeks ago because he was shining you know there's those like real powerful lasers you can buy on the legal he was shining them at a police helicopter that's like an arrest me beacon yeah I'm here I'm here I'm ready with a

police helicopter landing at the Austin airport and he kept shining the green laser at it and of course they're like the guys right over there so like they landed in this one straight over there and So like they landed and just went straight over there and arrested him. That's a huge crime to commit. Yeah, I think that's a really big crime. Why would you do that? That's fucking stupid.

How old was he? He was like 23. Oh Jesus. It's like the same asshole who used to shine a laser pointer at the movie screen. He's like graduated to like the next level of douche baggerie. For like three years, those laser pointers were everywhere. Can you hit the moon with a laser pointer?

It's powerful enough, I think you can. If you hit the, say the moon was. Why does your fascination with the moon? It's just like really big and close. What do you mean hit it? So why apparently? Sorry. If it was a new moon.

Spit it out, work through it. Well, that's when the moon did black, right? Nothing. Yes. Could you shine a light at it, Elasa? You can always shine light at it. Yeah, but you can't see it if it's, you know, a green laser on the white moon. But it's reflecting the sun. You're not going to see it. Yeah, but you might not hit it. It won't. I guess you're moving with the, you're moving. There's a moon. Not going to like, no, no, but, I guess you're moving with the you're moving This is a moon. It's not gonna like no, no, but I'm saying you're moving with the moon And then I guess if you're moving the lights gonna be moving as well What's cuz it's not gonna just instantly get there like it'll take you know Like takes like six minutes or 12 minutes to get from the sun

Yeah, just a couple seconds. Oh, okay. What if that? If that. Well, because the moon is like 240,000 miles away. Oh, so it takes like a second. It would take, yeah, there wouldn't be any noticeable delay. You could just beam the moon. Just say it.

But I'm wondering if you look down a telescope, if you could see it. Would it be too dispersed by the time it hits the moon? Or could you see a spot on the moon? You'd have to be very precise. You'd have to have like the laser would have to be almost mounted to the telescope. Yeah. And you'd have to be able to like dial in specific coordinates. To be able to find it because then you're aiming a telescope at the moon?

I would like to do it and have a bunch of lasers and spell something out on the moon. And then... We've lost Barbara. You'd sound like a bond villain. Like that this exactly what they do in bond movies The love of the people would it would be the most effective Out effective eye campaign ever the moon just with green text on it and no but everyone can see it And nobody can do anything about it, but it would be so small. We're just doing big then No, but I mean like the the size you see the moon from earth It's like you could put your thumb over it and cover it. Right. Well, I think so how much size is like Australia? How much text could you put there? Maybe it's a logo. Okay, so I remember hearing about you, you made me remember this.

This is a story dated from May 15th of this year. A Japanese drink company, this is on the verge, the verge.com. A Japanese drink company is putting the first billboard on the moon They projecting on the moon They're sending a one kilogram titanium can filled with Powdered sports drink and children's dreams What what Are you reading a joke right now? That's when starting to wonder I guess it must be a bad translated Japanese

crust released. Is it pretty taken up that by far? The specially designed canister, which contains the most popular combo of Polkari sweat powder will mark a disturbing new frontier for humanity. The first commercial product delivered to another world for marketing purposes. It will be carried to lunar surface support, the first planned private moon landing mission set place set to take place October 2015 So yeah to be taken up there by Falcon 9 rocket. It's gonna be damn annoying to see an ad on the moon. Do you think one day? I like to see it if it's a one kilogram Can what I'm saying like imagine this is the moon like this is your vision of the moon this tiny little circle on the pillow

You can't see that but you can't read something that's written on that. Oh, there's a message plate in the can. And when Dream's looking to be engraved on the titanium plate, he's using laser technology to replicate handwritten submissive. So once everyone is doing this, it will end up like the million dollar home page,

which is nothing but just junk all over the moon. It's just like a bunch of crap. Like the moon's just gonna be a junkyard, or like a landfill filled with shit. So you can just send whatever you want to the moon, like you you're crap like the moon just gonna be a junkyard or like a landfield filled with shit So you can just send whatever you want to the moon like you don't have to ask permission Well, I mean everything like it's just free. We think Gavin. Does anyone own the moon yet? I don't know. I don't I don't think so but I mean it's like could you get like the you know In trouble people with other countries be like what the fuck did you do?

I think the next major war will be over the moon. I can see that But why do you why do you want it because you don't have it? Yeah, but that's why that's like the history of the earth what you pay for now There was oil and stuff and then like water and stuff Right. Yeah. Now. It's about advertising. It's about a amount of people seeing something That's why Facebook's worth a lot. That's not necessarily true Again, I'm gonna go back everyone can see the moon. So you think there'll be a war over advertising. Yeah, I think we the great I just like we just want more exposure man again again, you know going back to The vice TV show the most recent episode of vice talked about how all the countries that board of the North Pole are

Starting to engage in a new cold war over who owns the North Pole? Because as global warming continues to erode the North Pole, there are now like viable shipping routes up there. And now you can access oil under the North Pole that was not accessible previously. So that makes sense. So like the, or Russia has exerted that they own the North Pole,

or as like Canada, the United United States and their allies in northern Europe have Said that Russia does not own the North Pole. So now they all hold war games up above the Arctic Circle right next to each other I wonder who will finish in pole position I like puns I don't know what you guys do to them. You are fucking murder them though. I've infected the brains of people who work here. All right well it's about time to wrap up. So I want to thank for everyone who stuck with us through the livestream tonight and this puns. We'll be back on Wednesday with an episode of the patch and the next Monday with an episode of RT podcast. Thanks for watching.

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