Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #277

Episode Date: June 25, 2014

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Go to naturebox.com slash rooster tea. Welcome to the receipt podcast. This week's 50% more false enthusiasm. Total enthusiasm. I'm really tired. Why you tired? I don't know. I see X-Wan. I had a garage sale this weekend and it fucking wrecked me.

Why? You had to deal with so many people. I was just saying it involves two things. You guys hate organization and dealing with other people. It was a fucking nightmare. I said, let's just throw it all away. Why didn't you? Because my wife said we should have a garage though. What was the biggest item that you sold?

What was the highest dollar item? We sold, okay. So I learned what a satay is. Apparently there's been a satay in my house for years and I didn't know it What is it? What is it? What is it? What is that? Gavin? What is it? Take I don't know a satay is you do you know you don't what is that satay as far as I know is meat on a stick no that that's S a T.A. Why oh this is S E T T E a steady sati Sati yes, well you said satay which is wrong E T T E A setty? Saty? Saty and couch?

Yes. You said Saty, which is wrong. How do you say that? Saty. Saty? Yeah. I've had a Saty. I don't even know what this fucking word is.

I have a headlight in my couch. You sit on it. I'm a headlight. Saty. That was the biggest ticket item. That's the biggest ticket item. How much did I give you? A hundred bucks.

So you put your whole day getting people in. in the most amount of money you made at any one point is a hundred dollars. Yeah, and we barely made more than that. It's not even zero dollars. Yeah, but I woke up at 6.30 a.m. on a Sunday. I would pay someone a hundred dollars just to get rid of all the crap. Yeah, it is cool to be able to pay you to take away your junk. That's the coolest thing about a garage.

Yes. It's like if the garbage man was like, nocturner over's like, here's five bucks. I'm going to take away your junk. That's the coolest thing about a garage. It's like if the garbage man was like, nocturnal, he was like, here's five bucks. I'm gonna take away your garbage. You're like, okay, you're awesome. Yeah, I mean, you don't have to wake up well. But it's not that. The thing here is that Gus hates interacting with people

and people he does know, and people he does know who probably read about this on Craigslist. This is like, that's the Venn diagram. So what I did was I tried to like make the posting on Craigslist, like one of those crazy postings, so that people who read it like normal garage still people wouldn't come, so I wouldn't have to deal with them. Like I would know only crazy people would come and I wouldn't have to talk to them because they're crazy.

You know, this is I'm going to come back to this. This is so much you've changed, but think about this. Just think about something you would hate to do is a hundred bucks enough to make you do it. No, like something you hate. Like I can't think of something I hate as much as goes. Hates interacting with other people. I wouldn't do it for hundred. Yeah. Would you touch wet bread for a hundred dollars? No, I would not help somebody move. They say, I'll give you a hundred dollars. I would be like, I just want to know that's the worst. Yeah, helping other people can ask you ask you to do that's that's part of the reason I'm having to have this garage

Those cuz I'm moving helping people move is okay helping people pack is way I know helping people move is I Helps only move and impact it I came to pick up boxes not shove your shit in a box Well, then you don't have to carry you just like literally just break everything be like all right Here's your plate shards are in this box most of your glass shards are here some of them are in over there I Hired movers to move recently. I know they move my couch and I never want to use that couch again Why they sweat all over it?

Yeah, it's clean back I saw like all down the arms and like all the way It was like someone dipped him in a water tank On the sides and then put it back in my so when you got your couch You did have the big like wet areas yeah, and where it's dry. It's all it looks like it's wet It's still got that sheen on it that's wet. She movers. Oh almost Every single time will fuck something up in a huge way. Yeah, and they're just like I got a big scratch down on my TVs when I moved. It's like, you guys good new thing about this?

We think it was scratch when we showed up. It's not the case. All your shit's fucked up when they got there. Oh yeah, it was all completely fucked up. It's a great fridge, all that stuff. And the guys that delivered our bed while they were doing that, I found a weird piece of plastic in one of the other rooms. I was like, what's that about?

And later we realized that they knocked off the door one of the other rooms. I was like, what's that about? And later we realized that they knocked off the doorbell cover, which is somewhere on the stairs, and just gone, yeah, just loved it. It was like a solid piece of plastic. Yeah, it was the thing that covers the bell in the doorbell. Actually, it's time it's like in the middle of the stairs. They probably just didn't know what it was legitimately. The brother just like, you're a stupid fucking listening. My doorbell in my house doesn't work and I have no idea when I would get around to fixing that fucking problem

Mine doesn't work either. Yeah, I don't want to know when people are my front door I don't I don't if I'm having a party sleeping on long time people come in now. That's it. Yeah, not can come in I knock it on someone's doors and something you do these days, I don't think like you yeah It is I used to I mean I would go play with my friends. Yeah, I'm not have a seizure I play with my friends and I just go knock on the door and see if they're about I would never do that now You know if I just came in knocks on the door. I was like what you do? Do you knock on Michael's door when you go over or do you just walk? He knows I'm coming. It's my point. I would never just show up and knock on the door

Oh, you would never go to a stranger's house. What was the last time you knocked on the door of a stranger's house? Oh, probably when my football went over the fence when I was like eight. Yeah, I can't remember the last time I knocked on a stranger's door. I remember having to do it. I was dumb enough to pick up a job during one of the summers. I was off from college where we'd go door to door, offering people car washing services. Did you have that go?

It was the most, and Gus probably knows this feeling, most anxiety, like, I hate that. I hate having to knock on people and sell them for something. I feel a mean, especially when they're on their own property. Yes. Because it's theirs, and it's like you're invading the only place that they have. This company just hired girls, though, to do that.

Really? And I think it was smart. Because people actually listened to you. They might think you guys were gonna watch the cars, too. We actually did. You did? Yeah, I watched cars one summer. This is when you're in college really. It seems like a high school job to me but I guess how'd you do? Do you make it okay on that? No.

Really? I made like 25 bucks a week or something like that. Yeah. Did they didn't like bushy to neighborhoods? Do they drop you off? No. Like how do you think? So you're on your own. It was a friend of mine who started this company. Oh I see. Service, Shisei. It sounded like a whole company. Oh, I see. Service. Shise. It sounds like a whole set up. I'm waiting for the other party. The drop. We also wash them in bikini. So you said how people are mean, you know, on their own property. I regularly, I have a bay window in my dining room.

I regularly open up the curtains and I stand there and I look out in my yard and I just say, get off my property. Marlowe, I will be like, who are you talking to? And I'm just like, everyone. I'm talking to this guy. No, but there's not even anybody there. Just like, in general, I'm just like, get off my property. It's like, joke, whatever, just so people know.

Don't be on there. You have to stay in a cage. You know, just in case someone you don't see is on it. Like, if they put up no trespassing signs, they're not directing anybody in particular. It's just like when the person shows up. It was posted. You have like weird fantasy.

Like, if someone does walk up, are you like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Where they set up a purse they put a person the garage and they left the garage door open with the person playing view and It was a German exchange student I think Came and like came into the garage to mess with the purse and they came out and shot the guy Like they said a trap and they were just waiting to shoot people. Yeah, they were like right behind the door watching With guns waiting to be able to shoot someone. Yeah, it was like and they thought that was totally okay like legal It's like well. He came on our property It's like you entice the person to come on the property and then they shot the guy Let me give you an example of Canada compared to that one time we left our garage door open at night all night. Yeah And we had bicycles in there. We had sports equipment. We had two cars in there everything

The only thing that was stolen was the change out of the car like you know the little pocket where the change is really that was the only thing it was probably like 70 cents worth and they left an I.O. you know which is really weird man you're reminding me just $10. Sorry, sorry, sorry, please. You ever have someone like in a house or an office like somewhere that you are regularly and it's like one thing that bugs a shit out of you you say I'm just gonna and then when you eventually like solve that problem like your doorbell it took you five minutes but you like looked at it for like six months and you're like oh fuck this yes yes there have been problems that take minutes to fix that I've found for years it's just inconvenient the figuring out the spacing it's like when you're

editing and final cut I'm trying to slot something in somewhere anyway I'm gonna have to cut something here it's like that it's like I'm never gonna just fit this in. Never gonna happen. Never gonna work it out. My thing that I actually spent the most amount of time on and I could never solve the problem was, you know your garage door, if you have an automatic garage door opener, there's a beam that goes across the bottom in case a little kid or a cat runs through so it

doesn't like black and squish the cat or the kid, right? Yeah, it's gonna beam. So you can break the beam and it makes a garage door, but go back up. I had one in my house, the house where I did the test for immersion. Laser beam. It's a beam.

What's the, what beam? Well, it's a, like a laser beam. Like a light beam. I would say a laser beam. I was thinking of a piece of a 100 dollar garage door opener. Yeah, it's a sensor. I was thinking of a piece of wood. I was like, why would you break that?

No, no, no. So this, about three months a year, this one beam Yeah, it's a sensor. I was thinking of a piece of wood. I was like, why would you break that? No, no, no, so this About three months a year This one beam was in such a way that when the sun was setting like after four o'clock the sun would hit that beam And it would like make it so I couldn't see the other side of the garage I put up like shades on it every I could never get that thing to do it. So like Every every year for three months, I couldn't shut my garage door after four o'clock until nine o'clock at night.

Imagine this pool beam at like four o'clock every day. Like, ah! Just going behind. Just like trying to close each time. It was horrible. Like before I put my house on the market, it was the same kind of thing. Like for years, I've had like these three minor issues

with my house. I was like, it's such a pain in the ass. I want to deal with it. I'll just, you know, I'll get around it, whatever I'll make do with it. Finally, before I put my house in the market, I was like, I got a higher handyman. I got to have someone come out and fix this.

It took him 30 minutes. It cost me $50. Yep. I've been living with these problems for four fucking years. What problems were there? It was like I had a light switch that was loose. Always the worst. I had like a electrical outlet that like needed to have a new box.

So it was flushed in the wall. I had both these problems. I've been in it for a year now. And then one of my like can lights that was in the ceiling had like kind of fallen a little bit. And it needed to be reset. And I couldn't do it. He did.

The dude showed up. He only had one hand. It took him 30 minutes and it cost me $50. He only had, he was missing one hand. Yeah, it was a little bit. Barbara, he's not a handsy man. He's a handsy man. I think you'll lift things buddy. There we go. Thank you. I was thinking about the Sims. You're missing one hand. Yeah, oh, so Barbara's not a handsy man

The Sims like he shows up the little green bar goes like this and then he's like see Disappear from your head I think about that all the time whenever when I hire somebody the house like you were talking about now that you own a house And all the things you're gonna have to do it. I was just thinking like yeah, it's gonna cost you know like I was just thinking about you running your house like you were talking about now that you own a house and all the things you're going to have to do it, I was just thinking like, yeah, it's going to cost, you know, like, I was just thinking about you running your house like a sims house cold. It's amazing. This should build better economics into the sims so that people actually learn that kind of stuff because I don't know if you guys are aware of this, not in America and our high school level education. And there's probably some states where it's different, but in most places, we don't teach people as part of our normal, required curriculum.

We don't teach people about personal finance, which in the most capitalist country in the world, that is ridiculous to me. Absolutely ridiculous. We've teach savings and stuff. We teach people about algebra, geometry, so you can figure out how fast you can fill up a pool. In case you have another hose draining it out, you can figure out how long it's that scenario. I always want to do that geometry problem and say, I would just shut off the other hose that's draining the bowl.

Because it's the most wasteful thing ever. But yeah, and then we have Algebra 2. That's the way I, and then we go into pre-calculus and calculus. Nowhere is personal finance. You know, like balancing a checkbook or... Or a more interest rates. Yeah Yeah American dream is to own a house Everyone should go to business school. I learned all that in business school. You went to business school Yeah, I have my degree in marketing business. Oh, you told me college. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah

Yeah, you talk about ever you mean like to basic high school Yeah, I mean balancing a checkbook, which is I don't even know that's a thing anymore But just like a ledger yeah or cow healing interest because everybody has a credit card, you should understand what interest does to you like even while you're asleep. Even Brandon, you know, was recently talking about, you know, trying to figure out, he says one day he wants to buy a house and he comes to us with questions like, what is escrow? Yeah, you know, what, you know, what, what, what does words mean? He's like, this is someone with a college degree. Yeah. How do taxes work? Right. That's in film.

I was a maid. That was this pop group in the UK from the, it was a reality show called, I think it was called pop stars. It was before a pop idol and American idol. I watched the first. Yeah, it was the very first one. Pop stars. The band, the band was formed.

And they made all this money. I think one of them made like 1.8 million pounds or something. Wow, I'm in the pussycat dolls now, right? I don't have no idea. They sucked. Yeah, they she bought like cars and a house Like spend most of her money and then they were like all right, but you owe tax on that you realize and she was like oh God and went bankrupt. No, I have into a lot of people don't realize you got to pay tax Who doesn't know you got to pay tax? People just, people don't realize when they used to getting paychecks and it's taken out with, with holding, they never see it.

There's a lot of people who don't know how much goes to taxes. I mean, it's the same thing, like, I mean, I think a lot of people are aware that YouTube takes a certain portion, a significant portion of, of ad revenue. Yeah. And there's some people who get their check and YouTube is already taking that out.

There's other people who are at a level where they have to write that check to YouTube. That's two totally different experiences. Having your amount and fees withheld and then getting the amount and going, Oh, let me write this check back to you. That's a totally different. Why do you write it back to YouTube? Some people have if you place an ad on YouTube, you have to pay them that same amount. Like if YouTube doesn't sell the ad and you sell the ad, right? If you sell your own ads, have we done both?

We've placed our ads before. Yeah. And then it's you do that. You cut that amount to YouTube. But yes, I much prefer having my tax taken at source is much easier to pay money that you have ahead than hold on to a bunch of money and then pay it all at once in one lump. But if you hold on your money and then pay at the end of the year,

which you can't really do a tax anyway, to pay quarterly, then you would actually make potentially make more money with it. With the interest. Yeah, with the interest or with... I pay once a year. You pay once a year? Yeah. To the UK, like your set amount.

In America, would you give that level? For the UK, do you? For stuff I own in the UK? Oh, okay. Yeah, yours is just gotta be confusing. So what is tax day in the UK? 5th of April is the last day, I think 6th of April is the first day of the tax year. Yeah. Yeah, in the US, and then April 15th is your tax return is then due the following 31st of January. So you have like nine months or 10 months to do it. So you have to pay what you think you owe and then actually fill out all the numbers

and spreadsheets and turn it in later. Well, you don't have to pay until you do the tax return. You can pay then too. Okay, so walk me through this. Let's say 2014. Okay, so April of this year, my tax year ended. I owe that money by January 31st. So your tax year literally runs April to April yeah

You don't have to pay till January well. I would have I've been it's hard for me because my tax year moved and then it moved back And then I pay predictive and then I it gets reset. Yeah predictive that's yeah estimated But I knew as it's called estimated quarterly taxes. Yeah, but I don't think I owe it until January. We'll find out. People are you paying without owing it is what I'm hearing you pay predictive taxes without owing it. Yeah, okay. I made a lot of. I understand.

We're going to. Are you still a resident in the UK? Yeah. Okay. So you have to still pay taxes on your income that you make in the states in the UK. Is that a little bit of the law there? Yeah. okay. Actually, I truly have very professional people

that have this. I have an account in one country and an account in the other one. I had to become a non-resident of Canada, so I didn't have to be taxed anymore. I believe that. I find out I just have guys living Sweden and they pay up to 60% income tax.

Wow. That would be great. That's a lot. That's a lot of money to pay. That's a lot of money to pay. You were talking about confusing things. And I mean, we think about this video I saw over the weekend on YouTube. Yeah. I don't know if, if any of you watched it. But it was an explanation or it was a video that talked about the most confusing international borders in the world. And there's a region where Belgium and the Netherlands share,

they call them enclaves and exclaves. Like parts of Netherlands are in Belgium and parts of Belgium are in the Netherlands. Really? And there's like, they show pictures of this town. Work that shit out. That has literally like tiles and lines all through it, showing if you're in the Belgium or if you're in the Netherlands

and houses, some houses need two addresses, one for each country. Oh, Christ. Because I guess they determine what country your house, because the border runs through businesses and through houses. Now, it's a different. So they determine the country your house is in is where your front door is. What?

So there was one guy who, and before 1995, I guess like they had a general idea of where the border was, but in 1995 they did an exact survey. And it's one guy who thought he was a Belgian dude living in Belgium, discovered he was a Belgian dude living in the Netherlands, but he didn't want to have to go through the whole process of like changing his tax forms and going through all of that. So he walled up his front door and moved it down the road really in his house, so that his house was then in Belgium. Holy crap. That is most ridiculous thing. And they had pictures of this one house. That's what it looks like. They have pictures of this one house where the border runs right to the door. And the door has

two addresses. One with a little Belgian flag, the other with a little Dutch flag. Wow. The tax amounts are different there. Like I'm sure you can be like, I was stood in the kitchen when I had that money. And they said before before the euro, it was way more confusing because it was a different monot different currencies. Lodge Belgian on Frank's. I don't know what they were using. What other? It was Dutch.

The Corona. I guess Swedish. Yeah. What is Dutch? I don't know. No, it's got a funny name like this. The schlupel. Something.

I'm going to look at what the schmorgon had. It was like an 11 or 12-minute, I don't know. I'm gonna say that we lost those things. All the time. I wish we had the different currencies. Yeah, but like the dutch mark, the most confusing, or whatever. That was the most confusing border I thought. But the strangest border was this, there's these two islands.

They're four kilometers apart, which is about 2.4 miles. They're separated by 23 hours because the international date line runs between them. The guilder. The Dutch guilder. Oh, the Dutch guilder. So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, international date line runs between them. Sure. Isn't this exactly what we talked about once? We got back from Australia. And everyone thought I was chatting shite. Shite shite. I've, we just, you were explaining it well.

You're a very smart guy. Sometimes I was like, what? With the explanation part of it. And that's how I worked you. And that's how I worked you. And that's how I worked you. And that's how I worked you. And that's how I worked you.

And that's how I worked you. And that's how I worked you. And that's how I worked you. And that's how I worked you. And that's how I worked you. And that's how I worked you. And that's how I worked you. And that's how I worked you. And that's how I worked you 48. It's like 50 hours or something. Yeah, but the Kathleen and Matt did worked on animation projects where they would outsource stuff to India. They said in India they have some time zones that are 15 minutes. I would shoot everybody. If that was the case, I'm just like, well, everyone will be 15 minutes late everywhere you

would. I mentioned trying to put a podcast on in one of those. No, no, no, no. I would have trouble trying to schedule conference calls as it is now with our hour time zones. I can't imagine a 15 minute time zone. Now I'll just share Gus like clanking on his feet. I get so confused with time zones because for some reason it must be the way I sign out with my Google account. But every single Google calendar place when I get alerts me to GMT. It's like in big letters it's like here's your meeting at 9 p.m. It's like what are you are? Oh it's 3 p.m. I guess, but. Work that shit out.

But why isn't it? Why am I getting it GMT? Who wants, surely Americans don't want that meeting with GMT. So in order to get my calendar, they wanted to hire someone who's going to work our front door, so he can be our front person. And they want that person now to also

be in charge of my calendar and Matt's calendar. So we're hiring a new office manager over in the bungalow and they're also going to be the person who ranges like, especially for me because I travel a lot, then we're going to make sure my calendar was in sync with everybody else's. And we had to interview candidates and I was going to have to sit down with everybody we're interviewing for this position. And I came, I showed up for the interview and the person, nobody was there there and so I finally texted everybody go Where's our brisdus interview we're doing for this person and I'm gonna say I don't know he should be there So she she texted him. It's find out that he's Google invite for the meeting

That he had it wrong. He had his calendar set to GMT and she's like you want to be scheduled and I said nope That's literally what the guy is gonna do He's got his own calendar. He did. That's just like, sorry. Nope. So your calendar isn't set to GMT? No, my calendar set to Central Time.

GMT minus that. I actually have a huge problem with things. I spend about, I'd say I spend about third of my time in LA on Pacific time. And so I get out there and it's like, it's all my meetings are set for Central Time. And then it adjusts when my calendar goes to Pacific time. It adjusts my time for me of when the meeting is.

You think that would be the way to do it. You would think it would be, but it's not the way to do it. Whatever local area we are in. So I fucks with me a little bit. I used to mess up my alarm so much. Back when I would travel for conventions for you guys, like if I flew to California or something, I'd be like, all right, I'm two hours behind, so I don't want to change the time of my phone, so I just put my alarm to I was back and then it would be the wrong way

I always mess it up somehow is before iPhones Siri's been making some mad so fucking mad like I set my alarm for 7 a.m. It's it's a set my alarm for 7 a.m It's he goes. I'll do it right now. Let's see if she'll do it. She won't do it. We'll try right now Set an alarm for 7 a.m You're a bitch Every time you touch I know every time serious series like nose when I'm trying to turn to make her look like a bitch She wants to look good on camera, but her thing I think I think maybe I deleted it But she goes you have two alarms for 7 a.m. Tap which one you want. It's like I don't fucking care

Which one of this and how did I end up with two alarms for 7am, tap which one you want. It's like, I don't fucking care which one one it is. And how did I end up with two alarms for 7am? Why does it even mean? I was actually impressed with Siri earlier today. I think I said, you know, Siri, do a Google search for World Cup Group A. And it was like, here are all of today's matches. You know, the results of today's matches

and here are tomorrow's matches. I was like, oh, that's actually pretty cool. Because that's what I was trying to get at. The best thing I use Siri for is voice texting. Like I'm doing and I need to text someone. It's amazing Here's the problem Siri fucking loves proper nouns. She loves them like I'll say You know are we gonna go see the movie are we gonna go see Dave movie? It's like no not David movie It's like who is that and it like David movie and even It's like who is that and it like David movie and even cap and we haven't capitalized as the end It's like and she loves like turning my normal words into proper names

So it's like that was the worst possible interpretation of what I said I just send it to you guys anyway. I got a great one from you a few days ago I was gonna say you should read that one on this I think my reply to you was are you drunk? Yeah, you said are you drunk? reply to you was are you drunk? Yeah, you said are you drunk? Um, let's see you you sent me one recently. I know because I just don't give it you're there to do. I spoke to Martha and Nicole today. Like I just speak it. Oh, how do you get it to speak it? Oh, can you do that? No, you can't. So, Bernie texted me.

Jimmy, this picture hangers those book things Jimmy it puts the word Jimmy in there. Jimmy this picture hangers those book be you Q. You eat on it book Say that right why do you translate everything I say into these weird proper nouns? The this picture hangers those Way told them hanging pictures you should never be allowed to hang anything ever Ever ever those go play buttons they were all over the gap. Did you you made a right mess of them? No, I hung one I hung one What was the second one I hung both the first one in the second one by the time the uh, I mean really He's what it comes down to completely all the piss. I don't know what they were all level your third one was garbage

Your third was like this like here's one here's mine. I hung this one like this the other one was like this It was off a little bit yours was like no, no, so once like this once like this Where do I put what do I lie in the first one of the second line? I'm any of them. We'll line? I'm going to be able to any of them will straight about later. One picture to two wrong pictures. Did Paco fix them anyway? Paco fixed them all anyway. Yeah.

Who gets a shit? I know the barbs are going crooked. I'm like, here's the level. It's not crooked. It's crooked. It's crooked. It looked crooked. I found one.

It looked crooked because the play button inside the case is like, it goes out. So it makes it look like an illusion where it's not. Did you take your back or do you? You were right on the piss. Mine were, mine were totally fine. Right on the piss. I saw those. It was all like that much.

Before we hung up, they were there in the floor for a while. And I saw it and I was like, I'm going to hang this in my office. So I picked up the Root Cheese Play button. And I was like, no, this is heavy. Back down, I was like, I don't want to fuck with that. I do not want to deal with this. I was just trying to hang him for our guests that we had some visitors come in that day

and I just wanted to get him up on the wall. That was it. And it's like, it's like, typical run here. The thing is, if I get set up, I get so old. Nobody's doing anything. And it's the moment you do it, I was like, oh, it's so shitty. You know what I'm saying?

It's like, you're like, visit is in the morning, bringing you a play button. So I was like, oh, of course. I don't know what that thing is on. I was like scrambling around to find hangers and then it was just, I was like, of course I don't know what I think he's on I was like scramble around to find hangers and then it was just I Done yeah, cuz it was panicked I'm sure me those hangers mine when I put my iPhone on the top of it was the only one that showed zero degrees no bullshit What was mine minus one and the other one was plus one?

They were probably fine. They were fine It's like you know you fixed that is when you're holding it up there kind of like with the iPhone lift it a little bit. It's fun it all works out. That iPhone level is bullshit anyway. It's close enough. It's fucking bullshit. It's so close that it's negative one positive one zero. What is one degree? It's enough for Gavin a bit about it. Yeah. It's fine. It's fine. I also don't like to get the fucking calibrate the thing all the time now when you use it. Yes. Over and over again. At least say that it's not like a make this motion with your iPhone What does the compass inside a magnet? I totally guess that I have it

Probably as a compass in it What's a compass? I mean I mean compasses of things so you say this physically something in it that points north inside your phone Yeah, they have Marco Polo in your phone Right now you're looking for the North Star their brain and arguing you about what the North Polo is versus the magnetic South Pole Are you good at judging distance by eye never no terrible? I'm good at you know our Ten feet away. I'm talking like say I'm H.E.B. And I'm looking at the water tower No Ten feet away. I'm talking like say I'm H.E.B. and I'm looking at the water tower No Quarter mile I can't do it at all. I'm sure about the horizon is no clue. I'm gonna guess

58 miles no Horizon from ground level is 12 miles away. That's it. Yeah, that's a bunch of bullshit This copy table isn't level a pair. What is it? It's one degree. It's fine. Fucking bullshit. You're all your shit slide. No, too, because you're a one degree. There.

I'm going to read this. No, no. You always say, you always ask that. Whatever. If I say no, I didn't ask. I said, here, I'm going to read this. You should let me read this. No, I said, you play back.

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Get with it, start streaming TV now with huluplus. huluplus.com slash rooster teeth. Is this thing on wheels this whole thing though? It was a little bit like so can we let just push it around? No Wow, it takes four people to move the set. I back in me right now. Yeah, or two people in blame Blaine uses this stick. I think Patrick's like fool them into thinking that actually works With a big two by four going like this It was recorded sometime. It's so it's bullshit. You're there seeing a move it?

No. It's a big thing. I recorded it for my own personal use. They look like the monkeys at the beginning of 2001 figure out how to use the bone to like the like. Who is bleeding cold for a while. Where is cold? I haven't seen him in a while.

He's been out on the shoot. Oh, he's on the shoot. So when I was having my garage sale over the weekend I want to come back to that too because you just foaming up. Um, I was standing in my driveway and I'm still under the lead property. I was to get off my property. And uh, I I I I kind of heard something and then right over my head like a foot or two this giant hawk Just flew right over me really. I was like, two, this giant hawk just flew right over me. Really?

I was like, whoa, that was cool. And as I looked up, another one right over me. And they like landed in this tree, like right across the street from my house, I was like, what the fuck? So now they've just been hanging out, like for the past like three days, four days. And you've just landed. There's just like two giant hawks, like not in my yard, but like right across the street. The great thing about that hawk's are.

These hawks are huge, right? It's kind of intimidating to look at them. How big, like, can bet you ahead. Big or way bigger than my head. They're like bigger than that nature box, like their body. But, uh. Wait a minute, we're working in. So they're, we're talking about nature watch later.

So they look intimidating. It looks scary like, man, I bet that hawk could fuck me up. The best thing about that Or being hawks now right across the street from my house. There are no more grackles no more doves like no more pigeons nothing But every other like shit first is just taking off I Saw them eating a squirrel yesterday I was gonna say what about the squirrel in your tree that? They were eating a squirrel. I don't know if it was the squirrel

But like I was like what's that hawk doing on the ground? Is it hurt? Is like doing like that? Oh no, it's just ripping a squirrel to shreds and eating it. I was in the gym one time and I was the treadmill's face the window and I was sitting there in a bird a little bird flu and just went wham right into the window and the cool thing about that is a brick fairly birds are pretty like dirty. Oh really? Yeah it hit the window and it left like this perfect bird flies through the year all the time They pick up a lot of dust is that the way it works? Bar yeah pick up dust they pick up a lot of dust What's like a mall the other get the dust off of a malls wings that a camp line anymore?

That's what I was told it's not gonna be you let a shite right? It's gotta be shit. There's so kids on like fuck with malls I was so the dust was bits of skin and that floating around no dusty skin, but why was that dust in the air? Well, how's their dust in the air? Well, I think it is if you left like a plate 30,000 feet up in the air would that be dust on it? What do you get dusty up there? I you lose to do I don't know I heard one time that the human beings shed five pounds of dust a year five pounds of skin How much five pounds? Think about that dust thatust. That's gross.

Like a third of a stone. You know what pounds are? No, I just try to visualize what that would be like an object. How big would that... Indust, like what's the density of dust, pretty low? It's like how bullshit, like the eight spiders of years, some shit like that. Which is so bullshit. Yeah, that is.

Didn't they like debunk that recently? Yeah, I saw this somewhere. So this thing I'm saying might be bullshit too. It doesn't matter. It's not gonna affect our lives But this bird whammy hit the window and I was like whoa that was crazy and I went to look at it When I went to look at something bigger came by the reason hit the window is being chased by a hawk So it like brained itself and then this hawk came out and went yank and took away the bird and I was like oh that kind of sucks But in hindsight, I guess it was okay because I'd rather be knocked out and eaten by a hawk than just playing eaten by a hawk

Yeah, that would suck and feel it all Yeah, like that'd be a great slow mo if you just happened to have a high-speed camera pointing at that window I bird-hit yeah, we saw the imprint on it afterwards. I'm a it was like little bird angel I'm really excited about getting a cat come in a kitten soon do it and I really want to film it and slow me I just want to I'm gonna want a slow mo kitten video that's like 15 minutes long. I could watch that all day Well, what does a kitten do that looks interesting? I'm gonna play with a bit of string. Whatever. She's like Can you get a slow mo video of Lloyd jumping offense? Yeah, it's what I was just jumping down right? Yeah, it's kind of wide

I want to get like proper close-up kitten proper. Do we have a Macro lens here a macro lens. I don't think we have a macro lens I think the one look I think we have one that can go pretty shallow, but not only do we have anything it's macro Maybe a rent one. Yeah, that's if you want to get like like Like get the detail on a penny like a macro lens like you want to get it close to the lens You know Gus's wife Esther went through a period where she was doing tilt shift stuff. Mm-hmm.

That was good. Because with all of her miniatures, like, they had a tilt shift, which is, but I feel like that was a fad for a while in the internet. It was like tilt shift photography, and now you don't really don't see that anymore. People found shift. Then it was everywhere, and then it was gone.

Right. You don't need tilt shift to make it look miniature. Well, I think, I take it back, maybe I'm a spoke. She liked having miniatures. Right. So then she wanted to take tilt ship pictures of stuff to make it look like miniatures to match up with her stuff. That's kind of cool when they,

when they like film a highway or something. Yeah, like there's that scene in the social network when they're doing the boat racing. Handly regatta. Yeah, that looks like very tilt shifty when they're doing like the wide establishing shots. It's like super creepy. Yeah, it's so weird So I'm doing on Twitter's like he said some

Some species of birds naturally produce around us like some parrots first and so I was like the fuck this guy No, then I looked at his his profile photo. He's like I'm sure this dude I bet he changes pictures to that like two seconds before he tweeted it. His name is Moriah Mug. You're one with the bird. Just tweeted this at the RT podcast. I wonder what Earth would look like if you filmed it with a Tilt Shift lens in the moon.

Would it look like a more tiny little mom? Does anyone done that? We probably haven't been to the moon forever. I mean, you can ask one of the 30 people that I've been to. How many of you think you've been in space at this point? All together, just guess. 200. 200 is exactly the number I've been saying. Maybe you've been there, Benny.

I guess so. I assess has a constant rotation. Yeah, but it's always like the same dudes over and over, right? How is it? Like, time to go to work. What do you do to get to go like twice at everyone else? Like, come on, dude. How, what the space already?

It's my turn. I would totally be that way. I would absolutely say it's my fucking turn to go to space. No, I'd be like this is what I do. I'm an astronaut. I go to space. I'm not an astronaut on Earth. I'm going again. No, you're an asteroid.

I mean you're a meteorite. When you come back, you're a meteorite. So how big is the Earth from the moon? All the way. It's just the same size. Just as big. What do you mean? Oh? Size doesn't change

I mean I mean you seem pictures from the moon is it big though? Did we talk about that weird? What does big me look like moon looks from here? Yeah, I imagine it's pretty much the exact same boat reverse no No, the moon's way smaller No, no, the moods way smaller. You guys are doing how scale and distance works? Why would an object that's smaller when it's the same distance away, but you're bigger, I'm bigger than the same size. I met, never mind.

What did you mean? It's less dull. I'm not gonna try to explain this. Let's go into it. No, because I want to, it'd be cool if the Earth was just mind-blowingly big for the Earth. You've never seen a picture of the Earth ever. I think he's trying to say how big does it look

when you're standing on the moon like. Barbara, I'm making a poll here. You've never seen a picture of this? Where the I think he's trying to say how big does it look when you're standing on the moon like Barbara I'm making a poll here you've never seen a picture there's the picture from is it bigger than the Sun Well most of a lot of them are there's from the fucking space. They sure the goddamn moon It doesn't show up at school picture day and get a fucking photo and hang on the goddamn refrigerator Where else do we take a picture's right? I would imagine a lot of them come from satellites Or satellite right to work orbit or the moon we got two Different ranges that only the satellites They're mainly on god is this really that hard have you never seen a picture with that's the moon in the foreground and the god damn earth in the background

You never seen that from behind the moon on the moon Which the crown with a stupid little car and the fucking fake lander and then they have the blender and they have the earth in the background you haven't seen that I think I see it's massive yeah is that bigger than the sun is that bigger than the sun yeah that would be bigger than the sun I imagine the sun would be the exact same size from the moon as it is from here what wait what oh right so far relatively yeah would look the same the way to think about the sun in the moon we told about this before right the way to size from the moon is it is from the earth? What? Wait, what? Oh, right, so far. Relatively. Yeah, it would look the same. Because the weird thing about the sun and the moon, we talked about this before, right? The weird thing about the sun and the moon

and why they look the exact same size, is that the moon is like 400 times smaller than the sun. But the sun is closer. The sun is 400 times further away than the moon is. It's amazing to me that it's that close. And that's so rare to have perfectly the same size objects that eclipse each other like that. Yeah. The point where you can just see a tiny little ring.

It's pretty awesome. It's so amazing and yet our cable is still one degree off. Yeah. I mean, if we had a small moon, the clips would not be a thing. Yeah. It would just be a shadow on the side. And if it was bigger, it would be, I guess, more common to have a total solar clip. So perfectly aligned.

Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. There's a total so perfectly lined. Yeah, I guess so I guess so There's a big did you hear the big earthquake today? What where is the big earthquake in all the close of Alaska? They had a tsunami warning 8.0 earthquake. I did not get tweets about that one that was on CNN Well, how many people do you follow in Alaska? No people fucking tweet at me whenever there's a fucking earthquake all the time Oh, that's a good point. So those those islands I talked about that are 23 hour time difference. They're up, I guess it's the border between Russia and Alaska. Oh, yeah. It's like one island is in Russia and then the other islands like the very last one coming off of Alaska. So it'd be GMT minus 12 to plus 12. Something like that. Yeah. Which is absolutely crazy. That's mental. Yeah, and I think they said the the island on the Russian

side is only used for like military purposes. It's like got a military I think they said the island on the Russian side is only used for like military purposes It's like got a military base on it and the island on the Alaskan side is inhabited by some Inuit natives. I think they sit on like 150 people live on that one Wow, so it's like that would be awesome to go visit like it was like a tourist spot and be like I'm gonna spend all day here And then go back over there. It's been the whole day also. It's like you talked about the 50-hour day or whatever And then go back over there, it's been done the whole day also. It's like you talked about the 50 hour day or whatever. I definitely want to visit some of those other ones, like the, the place in Belgium and the Netherlands where you just like walk around like crazy.

I want to go to not necessarily tourist places around the world. I just want to go to interesting places like that. Yeah, they should like like I want to go to that spot in the US where those four states. Is it four or five? They all joined about four or four. Four quarters. Yeah, four quarters. I want to go there.

I want to go to everywhere that's kind of got weird rules. Have you been to the Grand Canyon? No. You should go to the Grand Canyon. It's got really weird rules. I'd be terrified. If only you knew someone who recently drove to that part of the country and came from, like say, Los Angeles to Austin

and you had driven with them, for instance. I don't know, being in a car. Do you find it weird that may? You don't have to be in a car ring. We're mag moved from LA to Austin and Gavin did not go with her in the car. I don't find that weird. I find that so fucking weird. I'm I just can't be in a car that long. They probably if Gavin was in the car for that trip, they probably would have broken up. No, they wouldn't because Gavin is not good in cars. Gavin's like taking a cat in a car.

It's like you can manage it for a few minutes and then after a while he's just on your shoulder and like I also hate being in a car It isn't moving like some people when you get in the car they faff around for like a minute and I'm like Another that I was trying to see Patrick an image real quick somebody posted a cool observation about this Photo we're talking about space photos and this is a really cool one, but it's an 8-meg photo because it came from fucking NASA. So hold on one second, let me. It's funny you say that. Like sometimes I'll get in my car and I try to go right away. Like I'll try to start it and I'm putting gear and like I'm putting my seatbelt on and I just start moving.

Sometimes I'll turn my car on and I'll like try to shift so fast that the car's not ready to shift yet. I don't know if you ever see me do that where We're like, I'll hit the, and I'll, God damn it, I gotta do it again. I know, I know. I have some lunch sometimes. Never notice. It's like, your car's not ready to go anywhere. No, not ready to go there.

Do you guys still, every day? Most days. Most days. Not today, Barbara was out at a shoot for a little while. So I sent you an image Patrick done an image or link. Well, you should. You're shooting for a news, three parts here, isn't it? The medieval thing. Medieval thing. Yeah. That's how we're describing it the medieval thing. Cool. Are you in that?

No, I'm not I think they are wrapping soon. So I think they're wrapping tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, they've been feeling really cool. It's a really cool concept. I think people are gonna enjoy it Going back to I keep every time we go back to the garage sale thing I wanted to mention this you and Jeff on drunk gamers back in the day had an ongoing series it was probably the most popular thing on drunk gamers was you and Jeff going to drunk drunk in sailing drunk sailing you guys would go to garage sales yeah every and that was like what you did every fucking said it we just right about video games they would wake up at six in the morning oh sailing yeah like yeah and they were yet drunk.

I only just got that now. Yeah, I didn't just say like constantly over the years. They probably always drunk. Yeah, and we just try to find video games and whatever. Cool stuff. Yeah, we get deals and stuff. Yeah, sometimes, sometimes we would have, we'd have good stuff. It was, it was never had anything.

So what is this, Prince? It was funny. What is this photo? So that's a photo of, that's the lunar lander going down to the surface of the moon. And the guy, the one due to staying up in the orbiter. And you talked about this one time that he was the most isolated person in the entire world.

Yeah, he was the human. Are they the furthest from any other human? Because he was not in the world. Not in the world, it's ever human ever. He was the most isolated. Because his distance to them on the surface of the planet, or on the surface of the moon, I should say, was greater than any other human

has ever been a further away than any other human. Should we talk about how many people volunteered to go to Mars and never come back? Was it a bunch? Hold on, let me tell you about the perspective somebody gave on this photo here, if you can go back to it. So the guy that took the photo of the lunar lander going down to the moon, he took it from the orbiter, so it's got the lunar lander in the foreground, and the background, it's got the earth.

So someone pointed out that that photo contains, it's a the lunar lander in the foreground in the background. It's got the earth. Yeah, so someone pointed out that that photo contains It's a photo of every single human ever in existence living and dead except for the guy that took the photo Wow, he's the only person Ever to have lived as a human that's not in that photo. Wow That's a really interesting observation. It's pretty funny. Yeah makes me feel really uneasy for some reason. It does, right? It takes real good work all in that photo in some weird way. Like all the materials that made us, everything is in that photo.

Yeah, it's like everything that ever happened, all of the history except for him. Except for that dude. Except for that dude. Yeah, it's crazy. The capture just to be like, guys, I missed it. Can we take it again? Can we Photoshop, men like Ray? I think I lost.

We'll just put them in a second. One billion of you were blinking. Yes. I'll often do you blink. One of the chances if you take a photo of 6 billion people. Probably 5 billion people when that was, God, it's probably 4 billion people when that photo was taken. Probably less than 4 billion.

Why have you been less than 4 billion? I remember 4 billion being the milestone when I was young. When you were in my lifetime. When you were in my lifetime. 1960s, 18. Late 60s, maybe early 70s. That would be different for a woman, though. What?

Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no this from now on, wherever this comes up, you and I are now going to play who's Gavin's brain. Am I Gavin's brain or are you Gavin's brain? You be Gavin's brain. Can you repeat the question? That's probably for probably different for a woman. It would probably be statement. What year was it? 1968. It would probably be different for a woman. No, no, no, no, no, there is nothing to do with it. That's not the conversation way. It's probably different for a woman though. I'll be Gavin's brain. All right, you're about here. Yeah, here's why something about a woman is filled with eggs So since people are the eggs She's she has more than just herself out of the photo. She has a bunch of people that are going to be people also Behind the camera as well, but that still is encompassed by everyone who's ever gonna know

This could be generations of people that are like egg up right I'll be go woman though I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm gonna go you too long because if there's a woman who would eventually have kids I can't was that too I'm gonna go get out of this

I have to eat it by ovaries you don't know that yet it's so interesting to be that. You have a finite amount. Oh, dude, you could just spawn everywhere. I left and right all day, every day, and never run out. Because remember, you got the whole thing about you're in your grandmother? Yeah, with your mother.

Like, because you're an egg in your mother, who's in your grandmother. That was the discussion. Because a baby has all of its eggs. So the baby is in the woman woman has eggs that it will one day He's fascinated by it. I love when you confuse yourself It's nothing. I think it's not that he's confused. I think he's just excited about the topic for some reason It's like when you miss out a word while you're typing. I'm now gonna keep it right. I am now one for one is getting great

You have to match me later. I was so brain dead earlier. I was really good I I sent an email to the convention center. I was so brain dead earlier. That was really good. I sent an email to the Convention Center. I was coordinating some stuff with the catering department there for RTX. And one of our exhibitors had a question because they wanted to know if they could pass out free bottles of water in their booth. So I emailed the catering department at the Convention Center.

I said, hey, one of our exhibitors wants to know if they can give out free water bottles at their booth. And I sent the email and I was like, something was weird about that. And I went back and I looked at my sent items and I was like, I wrote watered bottles. I sent a follow-up email. I was like, obviously, I mean bottled water. They were still confused.

They're like, do you mean bottles with water in them or like empty water bottles that people can use later? So is that different rules depending on the list? It was like, even a watered bottle would be a bottle with water in them or like empty water bottles that people can use later. So is that that different rules depending on the list? It was like even a water bottle would be a bottle with water in it. A water bottle to me is just dropletless of water on the outside of an empty bottle. Water bottle. Like water plants. Yeah, I there's no that.

Yeah, it was it was early and I was just trying to plow through as many emails as I could. I bring it so fried because of our tx right now. I've made so many mistakes like for the last couple days Just small stupid things Like going on that shoot. Yeah, exactly. Well, that was some state. Well, they convinced me I'd be out by 1130 Because I had a meeting at two and I was out by 130 and I missed the meeting Great Because I had a meeting at two and I was out by 130 and I missed the meeting Great That happens. Yeah, okay. Here's what you should know about all I've action shoots everywhere on the planet everywhere on the planet Don't make plans after the shoot because you will never do that that plan already existed

This is an ongoing weekly RTX meeting I know a guy that wanted to be in day five and he talked about it forever like he was so looking for it I said absolutely we can put you in it There's a scene in particular that you would fit really well as like a background player. You should absolutely do it. He was really, I mean, talked about it. At first, long as we've been, you know,

had that thing, my friend Andy, you know, Andy. Yeah. And we were, you know, that, that, that show was in on hiatus for a while and then came back. So like for literally for like nine months to a year, he was talking about it and they call them and they said, yeah, we need you tomorrow.

If you want to be in this, he's like, great. And they're like, we need you from 7 a.m. to 8 p.m. And he's like, I have a job, I have a business. I can't, I can just be there all day. They're like, okay, well, sorry. And that was it. Like every little four-jump is long. And I didn't even think to talk to him about that part of it

because I was like, yeah, of course. And I even had to explain to him, they need you there for 13 hours, but they only want you there for 13 hours for when like the two seconds thing. Yeah, yeah, it's easy to have everyone that all day, right? Then meticulously plan what you're going to do because sometimes stuff changes. Yeah, I've set up shots and everything like that. Yeah, that's why we have when we first started this podcast, I think one of the big stories was Christian Bale,

three in the fuck out on the set of Terminator salvation The D.O.P. Yeah, yeah, the D.P. You say D.O.P. Yeah, interesting. I never said I say D.P. Director of photography, but I say D.P. D.P. You say D.O.P. huh? I think everyone says D.P. He's maybe in the UK. You can't say D.O.P. I'm not saying D.O.P. I mean, I get what you're saying when you say D.O.P it? I just interesting to me anyway. He was young at the dude But I have I totally understood Christian bail being furious about that because we look at a movie set I have a lot of respect for actors and I gained a lot of respect for actors about how hard that job is because Everybody gets like three hours to get set up you get the guys come in They set up the sea stands set the lights, you know you get the audio guys testing their shit for, you know, 30 minutes, you know, you get their camera guys,

like they're doing the point where they're pulling focus where they say here's our focus here, there's our focus there, stand and sit there, they like the guy, you know, make up your make up for 30 minutes, actors, it's like, okay, we've all been working for four hours, now we're finally ready to shoot, you have exactly 30 seconds to be perfect, and you gotta be, you gotta be spot on, and you gotta to turn it on and turn it off and we're ready for you oh no we're not ready for you now ready for oh no it's ready for you ready for technical issues like if your mic's broken and you've just done the best performance you're gonna give and it was like oh we didn't get that you

got to do it again that happened to me today where there was like a whole stunt going on and I had to say a line after that stunt happens and there was like I don't want to get anything away but there was stuff involved to where they had to make a mess and I was like I really hope I don't fuck this lineup. Yeah because that would suck. I'm always amazing Gavin in slow motion shoots these explosions and I've never heard you about like yeah we had to redo the entire explosion because I didn't have my exposure right. Yeah well yeah you just I just put all of the time into making sure the

fandom's ready and like working. I still I've said about a thousand times in the podcast. I still don't understand how you go from a normally lit room to a massive explosion. That's a huge change in light and your image is still exposed perfectly. I and you've never messed that up from what I've heard. I've never heard of you messing it up. Now you always are an under exposing anyway. You're like a rainman. And yet every single person who runs the Phantom camera for the first time, which is basically there's three ways you can set it. You can set it to where you hit the button and it records the next four seconds.

Yeah. Or you can set it, I'm just, I'm simplifying here, you can set it so that when you hit the button, it records the previous two seconds and the next two seconds. Or you can do it to where you hit the button and it just records the last four seconds. So usually explosion, that was good, click, and then you get the explosion after the fact. That's usually where you have it set up for big stuff, right? Yeah, because that gives me enough time to run back. Right, and do it. Yeah. That's why you're always running after something happens. But sometimes you want as much fallout after the explosion as possible. So what I do then,

you always got four seconds and you can place the trigger anywhere. So I'll be like, right, I'll place the trigger a second in to the buffer. So when the explosion happens, I'll have reaction time, I'll press the button, it will record one second back and the remaining time forwards. And that way you maximize, you maximize the event in the window. Yeah, four second window there. You always get it right. Everyone else always gets it wrong. Like, there, everything people, it's like, there's an explosion. We're going to set it so that you see the explosion and then hit the button. And like you said, you can set that trigger anywhere in that four seconds. So we're going to give three seconds to react in a second after. And it's like the explosion goes off. And the person's like, oh, I didn't hit the button.

I think Brandon did that once. He like got so nervous. He just like, he locked up. I didn't even hit the button. I've never messed it up. I'm amazed at how many other people mess it up. It's everybody hard for some of the time. One of the guys I used to work with, he would never mess with the trigger point. Because in his head he would be like, oh, maybe I've said it wrong. So he always did an end trigger. But on explosions, you have to, you basically wait for the explosion, wait a couple of seconds and press it. The explosion would always make him jump. And you basically wait for the explosion wait a couple of seconds and press it the explosion would always make him jump

And you hit it as the explosion went off so he had like tons of lead up to the explosion then Good Lord and what would you do to say we got to go again? Yeah, oh, yeah, that's expensive Yeah, I'm sure people love that that big part of movies is we're done and see you know that matrix Shoot out the head that one lobby. Yeah, They built that whole set twice. And then there's a whole pristine version that I set somewhere else because they never, they got all their shots right. Oh good. And they didn't have to go back and film it. That's amazing that they built it and didn't use it. Yeah. It was a fucking freeway for Matrix too. I want to correct something here on Twitter real fast. So good luck. I don't correct it now.

We're going to hear about it forever. Okay. Someone said, moon landing was 1969. You'll be reminded of that from now until the end of Rooster Teeth. Yeah. I know that's when the first moon landing was. We don't know when that photo was taken, which may not have been on the first moon landing. It may have been on a subsequent one. Yeah, but I said, you know, there's a, I said 68. I was trying to remember when the moon landing was. I did not remember I was on the moon landing was I did not remember the top head when the moon landing was late 60s So sorry all of you who have fucking Wikipedia at your fingers and I actually do that fact off the top of your fucking heads

And didn't look it up 68 is 69 at this point. What I mean yeah, I was off by a year. Oh totally fucking wrong You off by maybe you're off by a hundred days That happened like 20,000 days ago. Yeah, 1969 is when we landed a moon 90 days. We're fucking banging on rocks We didn't know shit. We were doing the bone thing. I was way the fuck off. I think that's my pet peeve about the podcast is people who get on you for getting facts incorrect. It's all the science people who know one fucking thing. You're in the middle of a conversation, you're performing your on, you're doing the podcast, you're not going to

remember every fucking detail about life. Well, I won't. Bob, are you getting pissy? Yeah, pissy people. Somebody, somebody, earth school photo with a blue background. Is it wearing like big clunky glasses? It's just here. It's just earth at school. The people who want to go to Mars and die there, they have no intention coming back.

I'm not sure. A bunch of them will go. They will set up life on Mars and then make babies and then we'll have real there they go ahead they have no intention coming back I'm not sure a bunch of them will go they will Set up life on Mars and then make babies and then we'll have real Martians all right people who are born on Mars It's true. Do they get a passport like it's a they're gonna be like a planetary passport. Yeah, be awesome What are the front door for their Martian houses in Belgium? That's not a good thing But what if because what happened with America, right? Everyone went there, and then they were like,

oh, screw everywhere else. We're American now. That's it, the trend. And then we had to set people to the Declaration of Independence starts with. We had to set people over to America to try and like get that under, you know, back how it should be.

Yeah, that we're now. And then we lost, and then America was America. Will there be a interplanetary war between Mars and Earth one day, do you think? Involving humans. Interworld War One. It wouldn't be worth it. It wouldn't be worth it.

Why? Just to say, what are the resources? I mean, what? I mean, how you're going to go to another planet to fight a war? Well, what if Mars is building an army? Is that we're going to invade you two years from now? Here we come. Yes.

It's like just get ready. You just go like, you just do this. You go all right. Dig a hole right here. Dig a big hole. The fucking army lands. It's very, that's what I would do. Imagine if the Nazis had like a two-year lead on knowing exactly where the US forces were going to land in Normandy soon. I don't think we have fight wars anymore like that. I think that age is like quickly going a little bit. Information is too readily available. Yeah. I don't think we have fight wars anymore like that. I think that age is like quickly going away. It's information is too readily available. Yeah, like I just look at like like we could arrive on the beach of Normandy and the German forces, the access forces were just like we think

they're going to come anywhere along this coast in these corridors at these spots and they set up bunkers, but they just didn't really have an idea, you know what I mean. So was was that the equivalent of that set up at Normandy everywhere else along that coast? There were other places where we landed. Normandy I think is just the big one that we always talk about but D.D. was like a a couple different points of entry. So there were different beaches. Yeah I think they you know they obviously set up defenses anywhere they thought could be a potential landing area. D.D. was a big operation. I mean yeah you they talk about you know how they tried to build fake armies like they had inflatable tanks and fake planes that they set so that when German spy planes would fly over to take pictures

They would think all of their forces were somewhere else, but they were all just like inflatable and wooden like pieces of shit I love the idea of some guy explaining to his wife. He's like, yeah, you know, I'm helping our country for the war What are you doing? I gotta go blow up the tank. That sounds dangerous. No, no, I just have to inhale and like Like it's like a pool toy on the tank and play a little war I've also seen I guess over I guess like Air Force bases in California Because Air Force bases and airplane factories

They didn't want them to look like factories from the sky so they would put giant tarps over the top of them that look like neighborhoods. So when you were flying over, it would look like a neighborhood street with houses and roads and stuff. But then under the tarp was a sea of sun inflatable tank. Wow. I love that they're just like really basic tricks that people would fall for when they're the players. That would be a great flotation device to use it at a beach. It's funny because the standard term we use is like the storming the beach at Normandy, but that's not really accurate. I always heard that phrase. I guess I'm like growing up. You heard about like veterans who stormed the beach at Normandy. It was

actually so Normandy is the region of France. It was Operation Neptune is actually what it was called. And it was the landings both C and air landings airborne landings that we did in the Normandy region of France. And the different sites were I just had it and I lost it Gold gold beach Omaha Beach Juno Beach sword beach Point de Hawk. I'm sure I'm saying that wrong Utah and then British and Canadian airborne landings as well So it was a lot of different stuff It was like all containing the

Normandy region of France, which I believe is where Niko is from. Because Niko is French and I think his family is from Normandy. So like every Veterans Day and every D-Day anniversary, Niko always writes something about that. He's very, very like from his family growing up, he's very appreciative of the allied forces or the American forces landing at Normandy. After this past D-Day, I don't know if you saw there was a post on Reddit where someone took old photos of the beaches, you know, while D-Day was happening and they like crosscut them with modern pictures of that beach.

You'd see like where there were like dead bodies and planes exploded and everything and they're just like a family walking by. That's crazy. Yeah, it's like it'd be really cool to just be able to see the spot that you're on and like wind back time and see the history on that spot. It's crazy. As a matter of fact, Nico just wrote a journal and treat two weeks ago about it because it was the anniversary. It's 70 year anniversary of it and yeah, he just wrote a journal and treat. He writes it every year on D day. And so I had a feeling since it just passed that he had written about it sure enough Yep, you're right about it. So many years ago today Americans British Canadians and others of all nationalities and backgrounds endured incalculable hardship and demonstrated untold bravery to liberate my country France. Merci Merci, you were told about misleading people from a distance with inflatable tanks and stuff

I once read I'm not actually sure if it's true, that there is this house in North Korea that is built just so that people in South Korea can see what North Korea is like. It's like a fake house. It's been a look all perfect on this nice little street, but it's completely empty. It's like a just a stunt house on a hill and you can see it with a telescope or something. And I'd love to just walk inside that. I believe it. Yeah. There's so much crazy stuff about that North and South Korea border. I don't know if you know this, but there's the DMZ where it's a heavily armored border. Armies looking at each other pointing guns, whatever.

The South Korean army puts their tallest, most intimidating soldier on patrol there, to just be physically intimidating to the North Koreans, because they're not as well nourished. So they see like giant six foot tall South Korean dudes like what the fuck is that? And I just like they just stand there facing each other. It's like a couple of North Korean guards on one side of a building facing a couple of South Korean guards through this side of the building. Did they have some friends? No, they have to they have all these weird protocols like there's this room or there's this building

that has a door on the North Korean side and South Korean side, so that if they ever have to meet for negotiations, they go in there and they talk. When the South Korean soldiers unlock the door, they have a protocol where one soldier goes and locks the door and he leaves one hand back behind him. And the other soldier holds onto that arm and holds onto the side of the building.

Because in the past, North Koreans have grabbed them and kidnapped them and taken them to the North. So the other soldier holds on to his other arm so that when he opens the door there's no chance of him being taken through the door and kidnapped. Oh, Jesus. It's a whole bunch of crazy people. They call this stuff like that. Han cuff themselves to it. Oh, I mean, it seems like a pain in the ass, I guess, for like the one time in 10 years when it happens. I think that's that picture of that fake place. If we had lost the American Revolution, if the American forces had lost,

what do you think would be different about America? Do you think American Canada would be one country? One could only hope. I think we would be. I don't know. Then I don't have to get this fucking work piece. I'll be perfectly honest. I'm not entirely sure how Canada went

from being a French territory to being a British Commonwealth. I'm not entirely sure how it took place. Barbara, you care to enlighten us in Canadian history? Nope. Barbara, I'm going to get some facts on it. You're the worst Canadian. People are going to be on me. Yeah, say, I get stuff wrong all the time.

And I get a ton of tweets. Here's what I do. No, but people will just fucking never let it go. So. Just ignore it. No. Alright right Canadians are proud They invented basketball on the radio and everything else they fucking tell us they invented like bacon and gravy on fries Good job. Let's be honest. Let's be honest

Canadian bacon is not as good as American bacon. I'm just making I'm just making shit off at this point I just one of those things like just one of those things of a Canadian invented something. You'll know it, because I'll tell you. I like Boba around RTX. She's so testy. Are you? What's wrong? I just get really like, just I have no patience.

You just don't want to know shit about your own country. You want to know everything and you don't know this particular fact. Like you don't know how it became, be honest. You went from French territory to British Commonwealth. You don't know how that happened. And you're afraid you're going to catch shit from other Canadians for not knowing that. I will. It's some basic basic fact like there was the war of Mabel or something

Somebody lost the fucking hot Fucking goose landed the face in the wrong way The one subject that I was never good at and never will be good at is history. I am the easy subject and never will be good at is history. I am terrible. It is the subject. Also, good. Just never change. You go into history school.

There's a lot of dates and facts and things you have to remember and names of things. Patrick, I was in the other room. There's a lot of information. The thing about history is it's a lot of rope memorization as opposed to something like math or science. We just learn a process. Or I'm better at that.

And then you can apply it. I guess every piece of history is a different piece of it. You have to store all of that as opposed to like just knowing how to add two numbers Yeah, you can't be like oh well they won the battle of hastings so they probably won you're I've always been terrible at memorization and Retaining facts when was the battle of hastings? 15 1066 damn So close so close to that 49 years off. That's it. I don't know. I'm just I'm terrible with history and day you were 49 years off And that's fine. I was one year off in the fucking moon landing one fucking year

Well, the equivalent of that many years off then is the difference It's the scale is like the distance between the moon and the sun You know actually the big events you know what I did confused about when I'm talking about the moon landing Is I go to say it and I have to check myself and say the other one because I always want to mix up the Kennedy assassination with the moon landing like those two major events in the 60s. When do you wreck yourself? I don't wreck myself ever. I always check myself. There you go. Always. Always. You got the picture. So George's winner Barbara is the worst Canadian. I am terrible Canadian.

1066 is right. Because that might be wrong oh my god you said it was such conviction I said I said I said page the photo that you were talking about with the Korean guys like guarding the door guarding each other guarding the door that's it oh yeah wow foam grippies got that yeah dude good thing he's got that wall battle Hastings was 1066 you are correct correct. October 14th. That reminds me. We were in an RT recap recently, Gus and I, the new guy, RTB track. And we were supposed to

walk in on the hall and we were supposed to hassle this new guy. That was our bit. And then I said, guys, hey, it's be funny, when they come around the corner and you and I are walking on the hall together, let's be holding hands. And we'll be speaking, that's the way we walk around the office. And it was like a waste because you, we during the corner, the turns of corner so fast you can't really see the holding hands. And that's the way we walk around the office. And it was like a waste because you we during the corner, the turn to corner so fast you can't really see that we're holding hands. You're actually holding hands. We're walking the whole holding hands. Like I almost didn't want to do it because he said it and I started laughing. I said, if we're holding hands walking down the hall, I'm just going to be laughing and ruin the day. I was so I didn't know you

are filming that and I walked around the corner behind you and I saw you in the camera and then I just turned around and walked back. You can see me in the background. Just be like, oh, see you later. Did I retain by the corner behind you and I saw you in the camera and then I just turned around and walked back. But you can see me in the background and just be like, oh, see you later. Did I ever tell you about the way the first movie we ever shot? The way that we had this guy who was very well-meaning, but so fucking dumb and he was helping us. He was like our PA. And he's a lot smarter now. But he was back in college, he was kind of dopey.

And he did the fucking dumbest thing ever We were shooting a picnic scene. There was in the movie. It was a picnic scene. Did it bring out? fucking blanket Person person chicken for whatever it was they had they were eating and they were sitting there We're shooting the shot so we're going this way and it's like and Tony was late We're like watching the shot. It was a big long take We shot on the camera back then. We could only do it at a hundred foot real

There was just a couple of minutes two and a half minutes is what we could get It was a big long take. We shot on the camera back then. We could only do it at a hundred foot real A couple of minutes two and a half minutes is what we could get So this scene was gonna do one take we were gonna do two and a half minutes so heading it right And then if they didn't we'd had to change the film and all the stuff So we'd done it like twice already where the third take and we're doing this and they're one minute into the scene And I look up and here comes Wok and Tony walking to the set because he's late and I'm like oh shit I said but nobody deal is somebody walking in the background of the shot? Like here's a shot and he's about where you are but like further back But that's where the angle is in shot. He's walking up and so I'm like to Tony. I'm behind the camera

This is great for the audio podcast. Yeah, you're for the audio podcast. I'm just on walk walk walk. Your pantramime walking. Yeah, and then Tony he's walking along and sure enough he gets about 50 feet away and he looks up and he makes eye contact with me and he goes like this. This is terrible for the audio podcast. I recognize.

He goes like this. He goes. He goes. During the night, I like to look and he like crouches down like a cast and then like cartoon style. He creeps off like this Good Lord The Lee tell me you use that take Oh God Tell me you use that tape

I was fucking Tony in the background It's a mission that goes together with a creaky floorboard every time. What are you doing? I mean what was the Well, have you ever made that motion in your life? Is that real? Is that how you sneak away so people don't see you? He was like a ninja. There was a guy then and he just disappeared into the air. It could have been worse. He could have thrown one of those smoke puffs at That way I'm just falling over dead like locked up But it was might have been better

Might have been preferable to what I see eating like a meteorite hitting it There's something enough amount anything would have been better than what he did. It was like Was he that noticeable and show is he in focus? Oh, he was just in the background. I mean, even if he wasn't. Imagine if you're in a movie, and there's like all these people on the city street and one person goes at the camera. You'd be like, what the fuck, why did we leave that in?

I'd go there. Recently with the Bear Naked Lady shoot, I went off to do something, and I came back, and I ran, because everyone walked off. And I guess while we were walking back to the other location Matt was filming him like all walking around a single song so I like ran around the corner and I still am all like walking and doing this I was like they shoot so I tried to like hide behind one of them and like get further and further back and then I snuck off but then they turned the corner and the camera came

around and it was pointed me again so I was was like, oh, go say I was going to be here. Oh, 70. Oh, okay. I didn't see all that beer. Spend it. Hey, what's wrong? What's wrong with you? Care told me a story about you that worried me. Gavin you Gavin has a spot on his face where he has no beard Because I pull it out. He's got the story a billion times on the podcast But he can't feel that part of his face because that's where he has that's because he needs to go to a fucking Doctor, it's just it's been like that since then. I don't remember having before that

But this patch of like best skin here is different on that side, you know, like it happens to everyone You everyone has that spot on their face that can't feel you know what you know why he you know why he you know I'd say a bear spot though because he pulls out his hair because he can't be out of it. Because he can't feel it because of the stroke. Right. Yeah. But it feels good to pull hair out of it because it's tingling if I don't. Do you? There's a lot of things where if I'm not doing anything, if I'm not doing anything, it's like, ah, just pull some hair out. Why?

If someone's laughing, you can't. What is that called? Trico. It's called something. Well, I can, it's only this bit that has no feeling like all around here does. Like, well, that's why I didn't pull this bit out because it hurts. Do you feel that? I can feel like the, the suction on my other skin.

But there's no like sense of it. But not actually on that bit. And if I do on this side of my cheek, it hurts. Oh, oh, really? It's like pulling air. Imagine it feels the same way the other one. You just need to, the, it's just getting intercepted.

It's like when you get like some sort of dental surgery and then you're like playing with your lip cause it's all numb. You're like, but I don't mind. So do you not have like a piece of your body that's numb from feeling my heart? Care went all I would have to agree I know I don't think so I don't think I mean none parts should I get that check though?

Yes, shall I go to doctors say one piece of my face? No, you know what you go to every doctor. It's just going to a doctor. You've had strokes. It wasn't a swell. Well, they fill out. You're in my rough waters. You're calling, you had your butthole dude. I die, Rhea. That's not that serious. For five days in a row. Yeah, that's not good.

That is not true. It is fixed now, you're right. You probably feel nice and healthy now. Let's put a workout in there. I think I look good right now. If I get on the same bathroom, I don't want to go back to bathroom stuff, but I'm gonna say this.

If I get on the same bathroom schedule as somebody else here, I go back to bathroom stuff, but I'm gonna say this, if I get on the same bathroom schedule as somebody else here, I do everything in my power to get off the same bathroom schedule. As some miles and I ran into each other like three times one day. You're done with that then. Yeah, I was like, I'll do anything different. How did this happen that we need to piss at the exact same time? Speaking of schedules, I saw you outside last week.

Oh my God, you were like, oh, I guess this is This this kind of time of day. This is usually when I see that British Airways like there it is right now And I just happen to be filming as well. So we have that on video. I think maybe we should know you were just filming something else Well, and then you turn to me for my reaction. Here's what happened I was walk I walked to the toilet and I saw Aaron just stood there. He was stood there like this Just looking off into this and so I was like all right weirdo just standing there. He was stood there like this, just looking off into distance. I was like, all right, weirdo, just standing there. That's cool.

Went to the bog, probably took me a couple of minutes, came out, he was still just stood there looking off into the distance. So I got my phone out and I just started recording the back of his head. I got like two minutes of footage of me just standing behind him. He eventually,

Some of those people just space out. Why, who's space is that like this? He eventually realized I was there. I was like, ugh, and then Gus came out and then we had the moment where I saw that we both saw the flight together. Maybe that you were getting my reaction to him just standing there and I decided to go. I was like, oh, hey, it's 345 right about now. It's the time that there it is. I'll see if I can play the audio for like, it's really funny. It's like a genuine reaction. I'm going to read this while you get that cute out. Just show people a stop to it.

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It's, uh, I just want to say it's about time for British Airways. One had you wonderful out there. It is. It's right there. It's right there That is fucking crazy You know that's crazy that you know that and that happens only once a day and we just converge on that same spot Yeah, but I see that played almost every day. I don't know why it's so crazy

So he subconsciously got side when you know it's gonna. Yeah, like Like I feel like a weird body tingles Maybe it's like a weird brown. No where the soft rumble in the distance actually affects you. You're gonna die on that white one day. Maybe that's what you do. Or the flight's gonna fall on me one day. Stay the one day I don't see it outside of me at my desk. Next to you, it's just gonna fucking punch right through the building.

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Yeah, so it's open. Oh. What in it? Nature box. All right. I mean... Do you right before the you do cut up. Yeah, so it's open What's in it nature box? All right, do you think we could do an Rt life that's just two minutes of our and looking off into the distance and then it ends on that I feel like that's so specific like not only like podcast listeners who heard that one episode where we talked about how I always see that Played in wood it's like video dump for the podcast for stuff that we don't want to be a Rt life, but we want to show Wonder if this is Mary a little quieter Who built this one?

I got random stuff. You're my spirit animal Peanut butter nom nom's What many peanut butter oat cookie holy shit sea salt pop pops Oh Poppops like a grandfather. Yeah, I do like nom nom. It's like I'm kind of snacky. What do I want? But I love the macaroon granola. How do you crispy grandfather? Man, so as part I don't know what I just talking about like flavors and spices I'm not seeing a mic, but you look

Smooth the microwave from your face. I will crunching Just me the track layer. How how do you have a How do you have a pantry full of like old shit like now that I'm getting ready to move like Esther's going through our Stuff and packing it up and she opened up our pantry today. She said that we have just tons of old spices I've musted a waste. Yeah, it's like an old Coleman's must it so you find the spice is like this expired over a year ago We still have it But you'll buy something you use it like once or twice and you forget about it And it's just you you have so much shit in your house. You just don't need I'm in a great the door of the fridge

Is that the door of the fridge is like condiments that are like 80 years old? They never are gonna throw away. I might want a squirt of 40-year-old mustard at some point Have you seen those new fridges way you can press a button and it opens the door differently? Oh wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait outer door and there's still a glass panel on the inside so you can see the food without it fully being open. That is correct. So you pull out the whole fridge door, it brings out the door with all the food in, or you can hold a button down and it just pulls the front of the fridge off and you can take the stuff that's in the door out. I only know this because I had to buy a fridge because I'm moving. I saw a fridge like this at the store the other day. Do you know how much extra you typically pay for that

feature? $500 more expensive. Just for a show door, they cool it. Yeah, that's cool. I'm not paying that much for a fridge. Gavin is in what I call... No, I didn't buy a stupid fridge. There's a point in your life when you have and he's in it, you have a bunch of startup costs. Like you a house Mm-hmm. So you're gonna go buy another house You just kind of like trade in your old house and then move that money over to your new house, right? but At Gavin's age you don't have that you have to like start yeah, and you have to come up with your down payment And it's like it's like it's like a lot of people can relate to a car like the first time you go buy a car You buy use car. You had to pay like $5,000 for use car

You got to come up with $5,000, but the next time you go to a car you buy a used car. You had to pay like $5,000 for use car You got to come up with $5,000 But the next time you go to a car you have some value in that system and you can like trade up Right, you know what I mean? So if you spend $5,000 You're going still going up in cars basically because you have your old car still right and that that Stage of life just makes you broke. It just makes you fucking broke because you got to go out by Frigurators and you you gotta buy garden hoses, and all these shit you do.

Rakes, rakes, lawnmowers. You gotta say what lawnmower you want. I've had my house for two weeks. I wouldn't be surprised if every single day since I bought the house, I spent $500. Wow. Just like pots and pans, and all of a sudden you're buying blinds.

Potts and pans. And then you're buying, this is the frisk, this is the frisk then you're buying this is cool but it's not less $500 extra. No it's not. Yeah. It's just like a lazy feature. Yeah appliances and all that stuff. What should drive this one? Yeah. Fridge actually wants to have a house where plates. The water for the fridge is in the door. Like do you have a thing? I mean like that hurt growing up. Most fridges. When she was inside the fridge. Mine's weird. You have to open the door like do you have a thing? I mean like that her growing up most fridges when she was inside the fridge Mine's weird you have to open the door and then it's on the side wall

I really like yours. So I got a fridge. It does the same thing really why was I don't like the look of the water Spigot outside on the door of the fridge But actually growing up to her that was like she'll have made it in life if she gets in like a fridge that has that I was like well you should have probably had a friend rich friend who had that you know, and she was like oh one day I'm at the stage like the most common type of fridge Yeah, I'm sorry Don't you got a mind because I can't tell me times I catch fucking Teddy in the fridge going I'm like get a glass you little jerk. He's like okay, and then he doesn't get a glass he comes back and doesn't know later

I'm still at the stage though. It's the exciting stage where I'm excited by all my appliances and stuff like I'm happy to go up to my fridge and open the doors I'm like look fucking breaks. Yeah, yeah, I'll suck But I used to be in the mindset where I would keep everything like sad bought IKEA furniture Get away from you're just too good get this work for me say I bought IKEA furniture and I had a couple of screws left over maybe like the booklet and stuff I'd be like well, I might need this Allen key one day or I might need this screw. I'll keep it. Then I changed when I moved here. I was like, if I haven't moved, use something in a year. I'll get rid of it. And that kind of worked. Now I'm just like, bill, bill, bill, crap.

And I get rid of every single thing that I didn't use. And if I need it in the future, I'll just buy one. I'll just do that that way, because that way you don't have to store stuff. You need to deal. When you need it. You won't remember that you had it. It's true Right. Yeah, that's stuff that I kept and then when I moved out I was like, oh, that's where I put all this shit that I needed. I was clearing out a cabinet I had a like a little baggy full of those wooden dowels. Yeah, I'm like those little locking screws from my kid for it I was like why the fuck do I have this? Yeah, I didn't even know this was in here Yeah, like sometimes when you buy a new chair, you'll put it all together

And then the book that will say keep the wrench because every nine months you should tighten all the screws And I was like, I'll do that and now it's like the screw falls out. I'll just buy a crescent wrench And you're done. I'll just use my toolbox. Yeah, just use your wrench. So yeah, I think it's really healthy Just to get rid of everything that you don't need constantly. I never have Clutch. I like that. When I first moved in with Matt and we live together in an apartment in college, we were roommates. Um, the first thing he did on the first day was he said, okay, you know, deciding where the silver version to go. That's always a big thing. When you're going to somebody else's house and you say like, you open the door where you think the silver or should be and you're like, you're like, it's over there. What's wrong with you? I'm a psychopath. What do you do? What do you do? I'm here.

But Matt said the first day we moved in he's like, okay, well, we should determine what George's going to be the drunk the junk drawer. I said, the what? And he goes the junk drawer where we just like, you know, we throw just random shit in there. I'm like, that's a garbage. That's what to throw it away. He's like, now he's really just totally random stuff like old batteries and stuff.

Yeah. I mean, I never. I never. Every house has one of them, right? Yeah. But I never heard someone establish what their junk drawer is going to be. It's a very male thing.

There's a comedian in the UK called Michael McIntire. He does like this whole five minute bit on a mandrawer. And it's just stuff that a guy will just take control of a drawer, I just chuck like an old screwdriver that only works on glasses and take out menus and batteries and stuff like that. I have like three of those drawers at home. You really? Yeah.

Instruction manuals from Stuff You Don't Own and all. One like paper junk drawer, one like useful tool junk drawer. Old currency that's not even in use. I was single like a year and a half, you know, between the time I got divorced and when Ash and I were getting full time by a year and a half in there I I could fit my entire life into the bed of the pickup truck. I really could that's impressive I had I mean like when I had my house I couldn't I like like 90% of my drawers were completely and totally empty

I was like this is awesome. There's nothing in any of this stuff. I have a bathroom this cover. Oh, they're all filled I'm a bathroom where the sink has I think like five drawers all around it and a cupboard and I've got my toothbrush on the top and toothpaste and deodorant What am I gonna put in those drawers like ever? Well, you live with the girl so that'll they'll get filled up. We have separate bathrooms Really? Yeah, yeah I guess cuz you know if you do that we can both like do everything at the same time. Yeah You know if you do we could both like do everything at the same time. Yeah I often think about establishing myself in the guest bathroom just because there is one I think

I should probably do that just like you don't poo in the main bathroom, right? No, I have a I have a poo room Yeah, go into is it downstairs upstairs and through two through two doors, right? And so Dampening the sound. I'll hear everything. I'll hear this. I'll hear this Bernie Bernie oh And so dampening the sun. Everything out here, everything out here, I'll hear this. I'll hear this. Bernie? Bernie, oh. That's exactly how that works for me. You should get like red license style, like you're on the air. You're like, you're not disturbed serious business going on.

Home bowl. Home bowl. Yeah, I've never, I've never, ever since Ashley's moved in I've never pooped upstairs That's gone. Yeah, that's over for me. What what what you gonna hotel? I poop in the lobby. What what if she's not there? Do you poop? It's really awkward when they don't have a bathroom in the lobby? You don't poo in the hotel room. No, no, I go down the lobby That's a little weird is it yeah, no, I just kind of it if she if she's not home Do you have a pup stairs like a little weird. Is it? No, I just think that's kind of weird. If she's not home, do you have a pup stas?

It's like a little treat to your stas. No, I never do. No, it's just pooped Joe the cat in the cat box. Just for fun. I know. You think that would scare him like, what fucking cat did that? I think it was massive. What are the people that I admire most is not as an actor, but just as a guy is George

Clooney because he is a renowned prankster and he used to live with the guy who he's the guy that's on mat about you. He's the guy, a poll riser. Now poll riser, it's his friend who's like, hey, hey, hey, you know the guy I've pussoned, I can't tell you what his name is. Vic? No, yeah. And the guy had a cat and so George Clooney religiously for like a month went down every morning and cleaned all the crap out of the cat box And the guy was getting worried sick the cats never going to the bathroom ever and then George Clooney after a month took a dump and Oh my God Oh my god. Oh my god.

That's a brilliant, that's a brilliant mind fuck. If a guy was like, oh my god. Jesus. She was backed up. I thought that was the guy's name. That's so fucking funny. It's really funny. It's really funny.

That's so gross. That's gross. That's gross. Clooney. Obviously you all quickly that comes up on a... So, while you're looking that up, I wanted to let people know that if you're coming to RTX, we have an RTX app. Sure, let me get a box.

Uh, who's available at iOS and Android? It's live on the app store now. You can download it. If you're not coming to RTX, you can still download it if you want. I'm not going to stop you. Yeah, you don't have to. You don't have to. It's got updated schedules.

We will find out any late breaking schedule changes and we'll send you push alerts like high and But how are you? So yeah, check it out. It's got the floor plan and a ton of cool features Yeah, if you just search for how did they get a video of that already? Whoa, that's impressive. It'll be useful Patrick. Thank you, man. Patrick is on the fucking ball. I just so Patrick Lena on point is her in head. Yeah That's that was it. That was amazing. Oh is on head. Yeah, that's that was it That was amazing. Oh, that guy. Yeah, that guy the guy in Spider-Man It's Richard kind is the name of the actor the other you should never would have known that yeah

Yeah, yeah, but that's the contract is scrubs. Is this the last podcast we're gonna be on before our cheeks? Or are you gonna be on the next Monday? I'll be on next Monday. Are we are we doing one live on the panel? Yeah, so next Monday. Are we are we doing one live on the panel? Yeah, so next Monday we'll do a podcast here. The Monday after that will be a rebroadcast of the RTX panel, which will be on Sunday. So instead of having so so July 7th podcast will be a rebroadcast of the one we do on July 6th. Can we sit like this? Or do we have to sit on the long table? You know I sit like this? Yeah. This is going to be... No this is going to be in the Root Teeth booth though. I mean can we just sit on a couch and two chairs though?

Well my one complaint about doing the podcast in a line is that I can't see anyone and I can't hear anyone either. You can always take two tables and kind of bend them like that. Well no let's get furniture. Like a furniture. Yeah just a couple of chairs in a couch. All right we'll do. No, let's get furniture. I get furniture. Yeah, just a couple of chasmas in the couch. All right, we'll do it. My favorite thing about this. I love sending last minute changes to the... Everybody requesting me to last minute.

I see that I'm on it. I don't even know if I'm on that panel. All right, sweet. We have this long punch list of shit to do. That we spent a long time on the phone today. It's just like, it describes, you know, there's hundreds of people who work on putting this event together.

And it's like, over the course of a week, what are all of these hundreds of people who work on putting this event together. And it's like over the course of a week, what are all of these hundreds of people doing at any given time? It starts on Tuesday. Yeah, that's when our questions get to work. Who's gonna move this, who's gonna move that, when's it gonna be done by? So I was like, oh yeah, I'll just fuck it up.

Now someone has to get a couch and chairs. And they have to put it up. They have to move the tables, put this up, and then when we're done, move this stuff and put the tables back. Yep. We'll find it. Oh, maybe I can donate my sweat couch your sweat couch Yeah, the couch the movie is swell. I will take your couch in my office. I will buy that couch from you at a sweat discount

You're taking this one. I know Barbara tried to tell me today that you guys are taking this no I'm not taking this couch. I told you he's not gonna take the fuck. I told you. I'm not taking this couch Let's take his sweat couch. We'll take your squid couch. You can have this one. Let's start What is your couch at home? What is it? It's a two-seater couch. Oh really? Is it a setty reclines on both? I guess I mean what is it glued together recliners? That's what you just described. It's a two-seater where both legs and things go back really independently of each other. What are you 85 watching the Super Bowl? Who doesn't have a client is what you taught me on?

You know one is it one of the powered ones? You have a you have a couch a two-unit couch where they were climbing the sweet go up and all that stuff Yeah, and the back goes back you can lie down on it. That is weird for a two-seater. That's weird. No, and that's weird not in Can you lie down? Let me ask you a question Gavin Who else do you know that has a couch that's like that? Michael has a reclining couch. He has a reclining couch. It's a two-seater It's a console in the middle to separate the two seats, but it is a two-seater That's more common. I see that because that's like two seats glued together

Right. Well, I could have had that but I was like I don't want the middle bit You guys got like a like guys got like a home theater seat It's what it sounds like it's just it just looks like a leather couch from a distance and your couch is leather. Yeah, I don't want it I hate leather couches what I hate fucking cuz you can't sleep you can't nap on them You can you know you gonna like It's horrible It's horrible Horrible you get like

He's like there's nowhere for the heat to go. It's all just like yeah Got a blanket for it. I'm a throat blanket. No. Yeah, no different. You just get this This is gonna build them blanket. This is like solid try not on this What do you mean it's supposed to leather the leather arms are soft like a pillow now? I got to see this couch. I'm imagining you have a suede recliner. No, it's just like it's not even leather. It's like What composite e boop like micro suede like like like like like the love sack? No, whatever I'm doing It's in Brandon's office. There's one in Brandon's is one in animation. It's not remotely fabricy or sweaty. It looks like leather isn't It looks oh stop stop. No, no, he said he mispronounced. He said it looks like leather. It isn't. Okay. What did I say?

It's not it's not like it looks like leather isn't like it looks like I'm like it's all the things a leather is it's on the outside of that bend diagram. It's all the things that leather is not. It's a feather couch. So next podcast here This is the this is actually the last podcast for this couch. Thank Christ. I hate this next podcast. There will be a new catch here What we do rich Bernie's taking it. Yeah, I'm taking this is going to my office now, so this won't be RTX We can I don't care if we take it or to you might take this one RTX just because people are gonna be like Hey, I want to sit on the podcast couch and there's a different cat. Yeah, we'll probably come back It'll come back in my I still think we should blow it out. You might take this one out. Just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just for their office got a couch. I don't know if you call the couch. It's like, how did you guys build that couch? It came into box.

It came pre-built. You opened the box, you put on the leg. You put on the cover out, and then put the cover on the box and that's your couch. That's what it feels like. You sit on the thing, you're like, hey, Gus Barb. I'm gonna, oh! It's like every time I run, I just defend this couch.

I have to defend this couch. This is how I defend it. I was given a shit budget. We were given a $400. Oh, that was 300 Don't buy a comfy check a $300 budget for a couch. That's easy. You bought two couches Try finding a comfortable couch for $300 classic problem. You bought two couches You bought you bought a set it came in the set. I know it came in a set you bought the set Don't buy the $300 set by one thing for $300

You can buy it. What are you pointing it comfy? Oh, I'm shaking it out like I'm Gergine 90% of the people who listen to this podcast are watching it have a $300 couch Matt and I we were called to a $25 couch. I think it was awesome We should do a contest comfy as couch, but like well on top gear they have to buy a car for like three grand and then make it all good. A couch competition, $300, Confiest Couch wins. Gus and Bartlett lose that in a heartbeat. There's something though. Gus won't buy a used couch.

Why not? You bought a wooden plank with a thin scrap of fabric pulled over. It's, I had a meeting on that couch today. You can get hemorrhoid. Gus is weird about you stuff and I would totally buy a comfortable used couch, but he won't bed bucks Our couch sitting down that is deceiving it shit We got all of that those three items for two hundred and twenty dollars to forty all full sit down on that couch gives an Ordable third yeah, yeah, we don't want a third couch. They they have a sooner

They this is like the model photograph like from the catalog of their set that they bought, which has like a little, it's a better than inch off. It's not even quite a love seat. It's like I'm just kind of a little bit of a bigger chair and then a small couch and a bottom in kind of a coffee. It's like a cross-b now, like a bottom in a coffee table. And it looks like a futon.

It's way less comfortable than a futon. It's like if you saw that picture, instead of sitting on the couch, just plop your ass in that hardwood and the thing is if it was raised by half a foot it wouldn't be bad because you would just park your ass at that level all right but because so low you have to really sink you have to commit and you go and it's just compresses your spine I think we should see really film people sitting on that couch and anyone

doesn't comment on the comfortable of that couch, then you don't have to sit on my fucking couch. Don't come to my office. Don't problem something there then. I think the best part is when I'm not talking to you. Don't buy a shitty couch and then try to take other people's couches. I'm not trying to take this couch. The carbra is fired.

And what was going to happen to your fucking couch? What was going to happen with your- I would put in your office. The flock that keep that out of out of my office plus it's like you guys got a denim couch It's like the weirdest like pattern. It is a weird like to be fair We didn't feel it before we bought it we bought it online. So who wants who wants what couch we do? Yeah, we'll take it You know, the leather sweat couch. Yeah, okay, let me see if I get this straight to This couch that they sweat it on is leather and you're gonna give away just wipe it off Just said earlier that's the whole purpose of wet love leather is like nothing sticks to it. It's not except you can't nap on it because it's

It goes no I was pretty specific you slide out. It's like you just go Anybody know what I'm talking about it's like you get this heat layer It's just like, anybody will know what I'm talking about. It's like you get this heat layer. Right. You're the person who can, you said you can fall asleep within three minutes of any situation, right? I'm not saying I can't fall asleep. I'm saying waking up is like, I regret.

What's the way you woke up already? And that's the point. It feels like this. That's the noise it makes when you wake up off of another cat. Someone wrote, I guess they were talking about you describing our cat as a love seat. They said it's not a love seat. It's a hate seat

And underscores Zenron on Twitter for that a you're Zen right in the situation Your somebody on Twitter is telling us they're an interior designer and they can solve all of our furniture problems Not for fucking $300. You can't I've met interior designers before No, hey, I'll take your help email me Yeah, your office needs some help. Email me. Yeah. Email our office needs some help. Did you get some extra budget there? Or something?

No. You think you think you think building out a house and getting the fridge when you gotta get the door that opens halfway or the button that goes all the way in? You think that's hard? Fucking office furniture is the most overpriced stuff on the planet. It depends when you get it.

Fucking desk, a cubicle that a regular person sits in is like $6,000. Are you serious? There desk a cubicle that a regular person sits in is like $6,000 you serious those crappy cubicles. Yeah a cubicle like like the channels that like the electric runs in and all that stuff Yeah, they're just like oh, yeah, this will be a unit. It does this and that it'll be $6,000 but we have loads of first-ation no not the ones we are Well like in good companies Well, like in good companies. Arnswerer like the equivalent of the couch in my office. Yeah, how much were out great ones?

Make an ad, like they sit in a pop closet. Actually, they have a folding, it looks like a folding table that they put. We're gonna make it all decorated, right? I think you've talked about it. I realized that this wall was held up by sandbags. The other day I started picking the sandbags up to use them somewhere else. I was like, these are holding a wall up Why do we need that wall there?

Because they got to put the props somewhere. Oh, yeah, the prop was over there the prop closet That looks more like supplies. What's the difference? We probably talk about stuff that's up the top three props Even people watching the video podcast can't see what we're talking about equipment Like cables and we're still figuring out the space. That's the thing. Every time we moved in any office, and we said, people start claiming shit, like where's my office gonna be? What's this? What's that?

Gavin went through some of that with his office because Gavin has an office. It's just like, just don't worry about it too much. We'll just put you on the spaces and then we'll figure it out. Everyone just stay flexible. No one's ever stayed flexible. Nobody ever.

It's like as soon as they get their place, they're like, I'm not letting go. The worst thing I ever did was I let Joe use my office for a project I never I never got he's got all my furniture from my old office and all my by pictures He took my pictures from the old office Cacto and hung him up and he's new off did he take the big B? You had on the wall has a big leather chair. Yeah, it took everything. I have a bowl How do you still a house like you stole my place it's like usually

take the stuff out of the place he took my place although I need to call you out on something Bernie what's up you do it you went on and on when we first moved here about people always put their computers facing away from the door so like you couldn't see what they were working on that is true and you were saying how like oh you know it should be a big deal like people should be able to see what you're working on then you motherfucker go and get curtains and adores Also give a shit for putting curtains up. Yes, that's why you put these curtains up Like I don't know. He's like what you gonna close it. You want him when looking in? It's like that's horseshit. I have no curtains in my office. I want everyone to see me

Well, here's why that makes so happy now when you had just a glass door and a glass window and I could see everything you were doing I don't care what you're doing in there, but every time I want by I would look in there. Yeah, it's because it's a window I'd be like oh, I don't care This was the other thing too is that like people would when they saw me in there they'd go Flip me off in the window. It's like that's funny You you're literally barb you you're thinking I'm talking about you I'm talking about everybody. I'm so casting everybody. I would think the zip from my jeans against the window, and then when you look over, I would do a zip,

and I'd done zip. I did that a couple of times. But I imagine that was a joy. Did you ever bunk your knob on it? I might have just cracked my laptop screen. Did you really? I might have. I got one of those little lines.

I'm not going to sell my laptop screen. If you did, that's a $600 mistake. Shut the fuck up. I don't want to talk about it. You know, when you crack an LCD, and you get that fine line, and you're like, is is that a crack and then like bleeds over my shoes? Yeah, what you need to do close it up put it in a laptop bag travel with it on a plane open it up again And you'll see whether you cracked it. Oh, oh

Okay, so let's buy you a plane Send you somewhere so we can figure out whether or not that's broken It's time to wrap up no, okay. Yeah, it is hey have you guys tried it? You got straight so I want to thank everyone for watching we're back on Wednesday with an episode of the patch and next Monday with Yeah, it's time to wrap up. No, okay. Yeah, it is. Hey, have you guys tried it? You guys tried it. So I want to thank everyone for watching. We'll be back on Wednesday with an episode of the patch. And next Monday with our last pre-RTX podcast. And a new couch.

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