Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #278

Episode Date: July 1, 2014

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in the can't be seen. And now you're there. I was over there and I could hear the control room, control room guys. I've been speaking lately. I might have your control room control room guys. I've been speaking lately I might have your control room. They're making a big fucking rug. They're weaving tapestries in there The control room guys we I was over here and they were doing the rehearsal about half an hour before we go live and then they went all right Okay, countdown 30 all right roll front spot all right seconds before, run the intro in five, four, three, two, live, and everything's going.

Hey. Hey. That was their personal life. That was their personal life. Hey. You know what I heard that too? I also heard it. I was a little insulted.

Wow. Little more energy. Wow, control, right? It's unenthusiastic. I mean, it's kind of accurate to be fair. Yeah. We're in, we're in power save mode until we, until we live, it's power save. We're like, we're like a, a video game console. They're just leaching your electricity slowly. Gavin lately, and I know this doesn't actually take place on the podcast, but Gavin lately has been complaining

about the rundown and the count, You, especially upset about the countdown. You don't like the countdown. No, he doesn't like it when it's a pre-recorded episode. No, he just doesn't like it in general. Like when they say, all right, counting down to 30, he was 30 to what? That was last week, you said that. Well, I mean, we're just gonna go.

Press record, let's go, let's do a fuck. And I saw who used to do it. It's a system. It's a system and you can't mess with it. It's, it's, it's. Why do the things do, do we not need count as four? You guys do this one, two, three, one, to do it. It's a system. It's a system and you can't mess with it. It's, it's. Why are the things do we not need count as for? You guys do this one, two, three, one, two, three.

On your let's place. That's the sync video to audio. Well, that's what counting down is. This is to sync us to the podcast. Yeah. That's a good one. But whatever we were all synced up, like one of us was like, Oh, that's an embarrassing place.

The Monday morning meeting started today. Yes. At 11. It just started. We should go down. There's 11 to you for me, I came in a little late. We had to talk about that right before the podcast started.

We were trying to figure out if we'd ever started a podcast with someone missing. And we almost started one without you. I think last week or two weeks ago, we, we, we know when you were burning was, we have perfect attempts to say five. It was like, seven, twenty nine, like, and Patrick came on as,

he's like, are we gonna wait for him, are we gonna start? I said, I think my reaction was, he knows what time the podcast starts. I mean, I was here. I'm out of fact, from the, someone's phone's ringing. I don't know the fact that, someone's phone's ringing.

From the 70s. The 70s wanna talk. Someone, what? The audience perspective, they can never tell how long we've been sat on the couch. It just starts and we're here Sometimes it's like 30 seconds sometimes like five minutes. I remember you first did these podcasts We were here for like half an hour before. Yeah, we were nervous. We're trying to make it all get it all figured out I think the person who gets the most like stressed about it is Kara

About like people show yeah, I like show bust out the bullhorn and start like yelling at us I'll be like you seem Gavin worse Gavin. of skinnier. People acting all stressed around me, we have a few people who are okay, who are absolute freakers, Caleb, freaks out of everything. He does something, goes, he's like, oh, what are we gonna do? And having people like that around really relaxes me.

It's like when you're in an airport and you're not in a hurry and you see someone who isn't a hurry, lagging it, it's like, oh, I'm fine. Feel a sense of calmness over you. You would think it would panic me up more, but it actually relaxes me. Speaking of which, being in a hurry and all that,

because I feel that way in traffic, when someone's darting to traffic, I'm like just, you know, give it, get over it. I also like when someone's like going down the shoulder, when you're like, it's dead stop traffic. That's a super hurry. And someone is going down the shoulder or like going out of their way, Gus. Fucking calm. It's completely avoid traffic. How's a super hurry. And someone is going down the shoulder or like going out of their way, Gus.

Fucking cops. Completely avoid traffic. How do you feel about that person? Well, that's whole. He's an asshole, right? See, I'm weird. I think it's always like a matter of perspective when you get in those scenarios.

I always think the person is in an emergency. Yeah, like his family's dying somewhere. Something's happened and that guy just says, like, I just can't go do traffic today. It's what risk of being arrested just to get to my family in time. Exactly, whatever. I always think of it like that.

Ascle. Yeah, 100% ascle. I would say, there's never an emergency that anyone needs to drive on the truck. And with you, I always think that this guy's an ascle and he's just so impatient that they can't wait and traffic. I was with Jeff Lence, we saw a truck barreling down the shoulder and he went up onto the verge to try and like skip over to the next bit of road

And then he got out of the truck liked it and then tried to steal an 18 wheeler Really, yeah, and we think he had a gun too Jeff and I followed him. We're like, where's he going? Did you really? I got on video it was tough. Wow, you can't see anything It's like a little blip in the distance of my iPhone camera. Okay, follow them like this You got it you get down low under the steering wheel. You just get your eyes barely peeking over. But perspective is a funny thing.

This is something we always talk about in the car, action that we go places. Is that what? We go in our car. Like we get in a car and we go place. And I say, I'm gonna talk to you about this. She says, okay, the big thing is joggers. When you go out, when you go out and you go jogging,

Gus ever happened, ever? I'm sure it hasn't some point. point. I guess you have Gus has ever been jogging. Yeah, okay like or barges Occasionally you go running right ever. I'm not a runner. Nobody's ever going running in this group. I'm sure I have Okay, yes, I've run. Thank you So you got running you're running for the first time or whatever and you think like everyone sees you and like they know No, you're running for the first time or whatever But when you're in your car and you see someone running down the street, I assume that person runs every day of their life at this time. Yeah, the most dedicated runner ever.

They're just some asshole running today. And no matter what they look like either. Yeah, they could be some big fat guy and it's like, all right, he's probably just been at this for a couple months at this point, right? Exactly. And I remember what that perspective is if I see somebody else jogging him in my car, I assume that person runs every single I don't know whenever I see them I think what the fuck does this person do?

How are they out of you like it's always in the middle of the week to drive so we're like how the fuck is this person out here at like one p.m. Running What don't they have a job like what the fuck are you doing? I didn't see anything in the mall where I leave work to go to the mall like it lunch or something And there's the parking lot is filled on a Wednesday. I'm like who isholes that are tomorrow Wednesday, but I'm one of those assholes at the mall. So, you know, it's got some shoes. Oh my god, is that the old school? Kelly.

Internet thing. Yeah, well, I've been to that years. Viches rule. I just got back from Vidcom where I granted like every YouTube person in the world. Vidcon. It's a good reaction. I thought you wanted to go and then end up going. I mean, I was gonna, but then there's no reason.

It's just a bunch of 14 year old girls running around, isn't it? You friggin' nailed it, dude. I've never been to the convention that is that demographic. It is all roaming packs of screaming 14 year old girls. It, to me, that convention looks like an American eagle, like, advertisement. Really? Yeah.

It just because it's all these like young LA girls who are usually pretty fashionable and like pretty and no. And fashionable means wearing no clothes because that's pretty skipping. I know. Like Greg Miller from IGN and he's like, he's gonna tell you something, but I said what? He goes, these girls need to pro clothes because these girls need to put on clothes. I like such an old man that I'm like,

you just go get dressed you. I like to play a game called Guess Which British Vlogger will get arrested or jailed from VidCon. Like one of them's going down. One of them's gonna shout out to 14 year old. It has happened a couple of times. Say I've been running down. I don't know, a bunch of.

There's been allegations. Has it like tells? What? He's not vlogger. What do I have been doing in a port? He's closed that. I'm English know tell us what he's not vlog What do I put him in a book? I'm English he feels 50% of the requirements. I will say this we don't do we do a podcast Which that's I maybe always the closest thing we come to a vlog That's probably I see that is a vlog right not really we're talking about news and like it's not really

We don't really tell and stuff that happen a lot podcast is probably the closest is a bit of vlog. it, like what's the... I feel dirty now. To me, a vlog is someone in a bedroom looking into a webcam going, Hey, God. We're like the background of soft focus and the... Why don't we make the next set, the bedroom set? Maybe that's how we should start every podcast or now on as, Hey guys.

Hey guys. Hey guys. I don't know if it's tough to out work today. Make sure you comment, like, and subscribe. And now, tip jar. Oh, yeah. Let's do it with that. I've intentionally not read anything about this.

So YouTube announced last week, and they, the head of YouTube, I don't know what that person is. I can't be this CEO. Mr. Tube. It's a lady, CEO of YouTube. That's on it. Director? Yeah, this is YouTube.

She, or see me as YouTube. She announced new annotations on videos that are pre- They're called cards, cards- They're called cards. They're called cards now. I haven't seen them yet. And then also they're gonna put this tip jar thing on. So people can ask for micro donations, basically for their, the better YouTube channel.

So can I just upload a video and then say, also tips give me a bunch of money. Just good. Yeah, so now it's like, I'm gonna write a little money. And then you can write a little money. Yeah, just a tip. Just a tip.

So what someone actually said, the thing that most upset about is that all the just the tip jokes that we're gonna hear basically constantly. Constantly. I mean, I did it right off the bat. You did it right, Barbara, we would not expect any less of you. It's true.

It was both a pun and a penis joke. How could you possibly avoid it? It was like you were made for it. It was, she was the person for the time. Yes, put your point glasses on. I'm all so happy to see that. I think this kind of thing is to compete with, or to be a response to Patreon.

Have you guys seen that? No, that's like a donation-based thing, right? Yeah, it's like, hey guys, we made a video, and we're gonna set our goal, and when we hit our goal on Patreon, we'll make another video, which is always a dangerous thing. So it's like blackmailing your audience,

holding videos back. It's funding, it's funding. So can I justmailing your audience holding videos back. It's funding. It's funding. So can I just say, your buddy's smarter every day, does it? Petron. Destin. Destin, yeah. I saw him, man.

He's a really good guy, man. I got a smart. He's a very, very smart dude. I swear to kid-yell. I think they're watching a cut of Ruby something. Oh, OK. Yeah, I always feel like an idiot talking to Destin. I would feel like my IQ will bring his down somehow.

Whenever I'm like, I just think it's really interesting. I'm like, cool, that's really interesting. But I have nothing that I can give back to you now. I have no information for you. Is he coming out to you? I don't know, I don't think so. He didn't mention it when I saw him.

Okay. He didn't. He put out a video just this week of... He's being... Milking a fish for poison. What? It was like some kind of Australian stone fish, I believe. How do youking a fish for poison. It was like some kind of Australian stonefish, I believe. How do you milk a fish?

It was weird. So it has spines on its back, and if you step on the back, the spine that goes all the way down the back like this, kind of like a dinosaur. Like what's the, what's the, what's the second source? What's the second source?

What's the second source? What's the second source? What's the second source? Is it the second source? Yeah, it's got the poison. Is it the second source? It's got the spiny spine. Spiny source? Stegosaurus? Yeah, it's called the plush. It's got spiny spines. Spiny spurs. Backfin.

Anyway, so it's got, what does it mean? We step on it, there's like a covering that comes down and that reveals like it basically a needle that sprays this awful poison into you when that happens. And so they had this like this piece of foam, they would push down on the spines to activate and spray this poison. Was that for anti-venom?

I don't know why they were doing this with you. I kind of fast forward to the spring venom part, but it seemed like a really, he had a professional that guy there with them who was helping him do it. What's a professional fish dude? An etiologist? A professional milker.

It was an etiologist, a marine biologist. And they were doing this. And the poison was spraying past, destined space, and they were recording in slow motion. he's like he's like oh, that's pretty neat It's like no it's poison Can you imagine if you had that like if one of your fingers had that and like every so often if you just accidentally like jammed your finger Stubbed on something like this cloud of poison shoots out like oh fuck what do you have that's like dangerous on that level like? Like if you step on it you get poisoned look us know like we could danger

We could do something that we protect you know, babies are so stupid You have to put those mitts on them. So you don't scratch their face up. They can scratch your own face We have reflexes you could you could bash someone in the face if you don't careful I think this is right like claws like if we grew our we cut our nails down because we don't have these big freaking claws on our hands all the time Yeah, I think our teeth are pretty dangerous. Our teeth are pretty dangerous. Only because our mouth is so filthy. I just feel like you're not gonna accidentally bite something. You bite your tongue.

Unless you're a... Yes, you're? And your cheek? Oh, god. When you're eating, you bite your lip and you eat it five thousand times after that. I just feel like such a failure in an evolutionary base when I bite my own face.

The thing that gets me about that is so it's like you bite your cheek or your lip and then it gets kind of inflamed or swallered something and you keep doing it repeatedly, and then just one day, it's gone, and you don't even realize it. It's true. Like what is it?

Like you make that turn and you don't know then like another day passed, you're like, oh yeah, didn't I have a cut? Was it just biting that class? Like what changes in that amount of time? Is she put it in flames in the first place? It's like, you did this idiot, now do it a bunch more because you can't help it

Yeah, just chomp away. Yeah, it's like it's like what's the bite that you make that you just fuck up and eat your own cheek by Actually, it's like what if you ate something like you went out for hot dogs and then you're like But I'm missing a finger. I'm actually I ate you the hot dog and ate part of my hand What is it about humans where if you hurt yourself somewhere or say it's your foot or your hand, you keep hitting it on stuff or into things? I think you just notice it at that point. But it's like, no, I don't think it's that. I think it's like you're overly conscious.

Wait, if you stub it, tell you, you stub it again, what do you mean? Like let's say you break a finger or like you stub your finger really bad. And then you keep like, I'm dislocating my thumb and hurting like hell. And you keep hitting it into things. Well, it's not in the right place anymore.

I can't remember. People know what I'm talking about. Is that, you need to know, you got the back internet. You know. Or like you hurt your knee and you keep bashing it into doors or tables. I think you just notice it more.

I think it's what it is. Like I think you would normally just hand it or whatever, but now you just like, you notice it, every time you do it it hurts. I always feel like an idiot when I bite the fork. Have you done that recently? Yeah. It's just like, I've never you every time you do it it hurts. I always feel like an idiot when I bite the fork. Have you done that recently? Yeah.

I've never done that. I've done that. I've probably had this every time. I think he hurt just a few more. And it has an any way everything really slowly for like a week. One time, I don't know how I did it, but like I thought, I had something similar where I put a fork in my mouth of food, I bit down and I thought I bit the fork, but instead I had just bit a weird way to where my insizers on my top and bottom

Collided and hit each other. I've this the only time I've ever done that it hurt so fucking bad That's awful I need to like buy something soft now to get that feeling out of my mouth You know I don't like what I eat with somebody who does that on a regular basis That's the way they clean their fork off as they bite it and don't. I hate that sound. And they go every time they take a bite, I can't eat with any piece of the silverware

touching my teeth. Really? Yeah. With soup, I don't want to suck a foreign fork or spoon. Suck a fork. So I just put it in my mouth and I just tip it out. So I'm like, such an insult. Why don't you suck at for?

How about that? I know people who will clean their knife off with their fork like to get all the Fung off of it and like eat the food up. It would be absolutely awful Bite in a chalkboard just like that would just be the I'm going to abort I'm going to a board. I'm going to a board. There's a second time, everything. It's worth your teeth. Go to your nails and you have to clip your teeth. You can't rip it every two weeks.

Or just get sand-based. Or you just have to chew on shit. Like you carry it around a block of wood. And you're just like in a meeting. You're just like, I can't. You're just chewing on the wood. Oh, yeah, I got an idea. You throw some full of drool.

Oh, the icing bite your cheek. I never knew I had a a blow yet until right now. What, clipping your teeth? I'm not with your teeth. I'm like, uh, fighting chocolate. Do you have, does anybody have something? Does anybody have something? No.

I've never had a problem like biting into ice cream or cold things or hot things. But I know there's a lot of people who like, who they'll see me like, I'll buy an ice cream con. Like how the fuck can you do that? Doesn't that hurt? I feel like it depends. Sometimes I have that sometimes I don't.

Show us, so we can get a bowl of ice cream right now, and you could just, with your front teeth, just go, right into it. I would not do that, I would not do that with anybody else. I hate eating ice cream with other people, because this is actually my pet peeve with eating in silverware. I hate the way other people leave ice cream on a spoon.

Like if I get a scoop of ice cream, and I eat it, spoon comes out of my mouth, it's clean. It doesn't come with that like flat layer of like mouth. Well that's where it is, you've got the curve, you've got to curve the spoon and it's the perfect like top tof leg.

Hey this guy got those divots in from your life. He's like no. You've been running that across the room here mouth. It's what you're talking about. It's just people. People you live with? No, I'm not.

Not necessarily off of you a bite of ice cream from their about. Just people. People you live with? No, I don't. I'm not necessarily off of you a bite of ice cream from that mouth. Just randomly over my life. I've been a pet peeve of mine. And actually, you set me off for a long period of time. Gavin has like, well, it has the confidence to say things as though the rules,

even though they're not in any way. I got it. Gavin one time convinced me it was completely improper etiquette to ever switch your fork and your knife in your hand while you're eating. See, I thought this comes, I don't think this has ever happened. You absolutely know me this. And I believe that I was conscious about not switching my hand. You thought that was bad etiquette? He told me it was.

Why would you just work this stupid that you would, along with it, you're it like oh, I can't switch like fuck advocate fuck the rules put your elbows all over that table Fuck I'm cares. I hate that shit. I'll put my elbows on any table presidents across from me Fuck it elbows on the table. I'll switch my fork in my knife all night You're fuck I think you are supposed to switch yes, but I don't think is he either British people don't do it or I don't do it and I'm rude But it makes no dance sense to switch because you eat all the things No What I'm talking about here is if you're eating knife

That there's not a nice ball. Yeah, so I'm was. I actually will cut, set my knife down, and then you switch to my hand. Yeah, I feel like it. It would be weird eating with the fork in your left hand. Gavin literally told me it was improper etiquette. I think you were the time on your left hand. Yes. Oh my god, oh my god.

Is this the same motion as this? It's pretty much close. No, it's not even close. I think I just find this for you. This, putting the fork in your mouth requires a lot more precision. And like fine motor skill to like get it in there just right. Well, my knife skill is great. It's better etiquette to eat like this with the fork

rather than when you cut your hands like this. So it's going like that. How about this then? I already have it. You know what I was doing? The way Barbara held a fork was like this, as it was you guys who was doing this, like this fisk monkey grip with silverware.

I don't know. I don't know. I can't wait to get for that. What? What are you doing? Run, run, run, run, run, run. I'm dear to you. I'm just gonna start smashing all my food and picking it up. It's not a bad idea.

Spaghetti. I was really tempted. One of the other times. We have pizza and they just brings in pizza every Monday before the podcast. Marriol. Marriol brought it in. So the pizza came in and like everybody all at once

when the pizza came and they were all patiently waiting and she set up like the three pizza boxes on the table and everybody was sitting there watching and there was like this moment of like it was taking a little bit longer Then it should about everyone's super patient. I was so time to just walk up and take all the pieces That you talked about flipping people's coffee cups like are you just trying to piss people off? Oh, that's I don't want to reveal that I'm doing that to you already did Well, I don't want to reveal that I'm doing that to... You already did. Well, I can't even have the word yet. Everyone's caught it.

Basically, the coffee. Wait until it's done. Okay. Yeah. Gus had a stupid conversation with me earlier. He said he likes to take two slice of pizza, put them on top of each other, because that way it's quicker to...

This is my first time ever doing it. Is that saying I like doing that? I was innovating. I know, but you walked in and said, I have a pizza sandwich, And then you showed him. Well, he thinks it's quicker to eat two slices of pizza when they're on top of each other. But surely it takes you twice as long to each bite. No. Why? It's twice as much food in your mouth.

If you fold the pizza in half, eating it twice as fast, one piece. Yes. No. So it's a pizza. If you have a peanut butter sandwich and you have two slices of bread with peanut butter, I'm listening. And you eat one at a time. Does that take just the same amount of time is eating a peanut butter sandwich?

Oh, get face, Gavin free. Yeah, we'll take long, wouldn't it? Yeah, get some slices of bread right now. Make sure they're nice and wet. Get it. Hold the bread, hold the bread, I don't want it. Gavin will do it, Gavin will do it and experiment and eat for us.

Yeah. So Gus, are you at all upset that the iPhone 6 was leaked today? Did you see that? I haven't seen that. I haven't seen that. I haven't seen that. I haven't seen that. The actual phone's been leaked.

Yeah, well, you know, most of those time, those rumors turned out to be fake. Yeah, this is the stage you would say, iPhone 6 is about to come out, or it's about to be announced. So, the people that manufacture it in the plants in China are starting to leak photos of it. The ones that are on jumping off the roof. The ones that aren't jumping off the roof.

The ones that are not jumping off the roof, correct. They, so they have a new iPhone 6. Have you seen it? And it's like razor thin. They took out, apparently they took out there's two brightness things in it. I guess two screens that add the brightness. I don't know how that works exactly,

but they got rid of one of them. Cause now it's bright enough to have just one of those things in there. So it made it super duper thin. Here, I'll see if I can send a photo. Is the screen bigger as well? I think, yeah, the iPhone's gonna get bigger anyway. They told them I have it to two sizes as well.

Okay. What? No, just fucking flashbacks. Is that it, they're burning? Yeah, that's it. That's the iPhone 6 leak. Where's the logo? I guess it's a prototype. Yeah, that's it. I think it's a part of the time. Yeah, it's a work in progress. It's been around for weeks.

What's new about that? I think now maybe it's more confirmed. I don't know, Bernie. There's a picture that shows how thin it is. It looks like an iPad. You think it looks like an iPad? It looks like it's tiny. I had to ask him.

Is that a tablet or is that a phone? I really can't tell. And he's like, it's a tablet. But it can also make phone calls. I was like, what was it? Was it making this point? I mean, that phone is for it, right? Fablet?

When do we start calling? When do we stop calling these things phones anyway? I mean, it's the least use function on my damn phone. It's my phone. I always use FaceTime as well. So the actual cellular phone bit is completely unused. Yeah. I kind of understand Americans on my phone. I always use FaceTime as well, so the actual cellular phone bit is completely unused. Yeah. I mean, I can't understand Americans on the phone.

I never thought to do FaceTime audio calls until you told me you do it. So much better. It sounds so much better. Yeah, it's a lot clearer. It's super, super, internet phone. Yeah, I hate making regular phone calls now that you spoil me.

Now I know I'm learning about this. Well, the S does not have a bad. S does not like it because it's like, stop doing this weird FaceTime thing. The problem is that when you answer a FaceTime call, it takes a little while for it to establish a connection. Right, because you're making an internet connection and it's just too fun. It's not just like,

you hit answer and then pillow, it's like, answer. She doesn't like the way it rings, because it goes. Yeah, it's the FaceTime ring. I once got a FaceTime audio call and I was really paranoid because I heard that ring assuming it was a video call. So I quickly had to fix my hair and I'm just like, shit, shit, shit, shit. Oh, fuck, it's just an audio. Well, damn it.

Well, at least you look good. Yeah, I looked great for that audio phone call. So, in my infinite stupidity, I did the dumbest thing ever. Alright, let's get a podcast week. I moved the weekend before RTX.. All right. Let's do a podcast, sweet. I moved the weekend before RTX. Yeah, that was really fucking dumb. It was so stupid. I thought it would be okay.

I'm in so much pain already. Like the level of walking pain I feel after RTX, I already feel now. We haven't even started. I earlier, Barbara, went to get supplies from the grocery store that we worked next to. She's like, do you want anything for RTX? I said, listen, this is going to make me sound like an old man.

But by me, those gel heel inserts are my shoes. So that when I walk, it doesn't hurt. Because I need to, because I walked around moving my shit. And now my foot, my heel hurts. Like an old fucking man. You are out of shape. Yeah. I've got you two sets.

And, uh, yeah, so I've been fucking dealing with that for days now. I feel insane already. The worst part was you being out of the office last week and every single person who comes in looking for you had to be like, he's not here, he's not here, he's moving this week and they're like, fuck, he's moving before TX, it's dumb. Jack's trying to do the same thing.

It's crazy. People are losing it takes. Yeah. No, I can't get on with your life. You're also just move. Yeah, I move for a month ago. Yeah, he moved a long time ago. You should go your wiring and place it.

No, no, I still need to do that. You should only do it. You'll be fine. So I'm then... Oh, there it is. So that's the concept? That's the iPhone 6. That is really thin.

That's totally different to the picture you just showed. Little bit. Little bit. I would totally get that. Little bit. Are you going to get the big one or the 4.7 or the 5.4? I'm happy with the current size. I don't think anything bigger would be my pocket comfortably.

Something like that. Is this forage? What is this? I don't know, put them side by side. Let's see. Why would you put them side by side? What is that? There you go.

That's my forages. Oh, I see what you did. Funny guy. Um, it has a dick joke. Yeah, it's totally a dick joke. You can measure his penis with it So another another problem I had with this move Sorry, I'm fuck fuck the iPhone

So I moved in this place last night. I'm taking a dump Sitting on the toilet. Yep, and I hear bubbling good I'm like what the fuck is that so like I kind of like stand up and look into the toilet And it's just like air bubbles coming up through the toilet. I'm like, well, that's not good. So, I have fish in there. So I flush, it doesn't flush.

Try to plunge it, it doesn't plunge. Well, look, you're not a homeowner anymore. You have a condo manager, so you just go call that guy and go, you just go, yeah, but they show up and they can't plunge it. They're like, oh, we don't know what's in there. So they get, what does that mean? They have to take the fucking toilet off.

They like, we're trying to run the snake down. They're like, yeah, there's something in there. I can't get it. We're gonna try to get it from the outside. They run the snake from the outside. Like, yeah, something's really stuck in there. I don't know what it is. Man, the people who moved out were just flushing stuff.

Listen, isn't it a new place? It's a brand new place. No one has lived in there. So everybody's dumped in there. They get a camera, they put it in there. Camera. Yeah, they're like, okay, we one has lived here. So everybody's dumped today. They get a camera, they put it in there. Like camera. Yeah, they're like, okay, we see what it is. Apparently when they build places, like when they set up the pipes,

plumbers will use, I don't know what it, they call it a test ball. It's like a balloon. They put down the pipe to make sure the pipe is fully, you know, piped. Piped, I don't know what to say. And a hundred percent pipe. And the plumbers, like, yeah, sometimes when we do that,

we lose the test ball and it looks like they lost it and they just left it down there What and they're like what he goes? Yeah, so nothing's getting through here He's just hitting that ball and stopping it backing up. He's like yeah I'm gonna go ahead and put a drill bit on the end of the snake and see if we can pop it and then pull it out That's what you have to do and it worked it worked That must have been the nastiest balloon Like all your shit was just like right above. Oh right.

This is the new thing of the market. Yeah, he was like, yeah, the other side. This other side of the pipe is really clean from the outside. Yeah. So like a big rush of feces must have lost it. If you had a choice of coming back of anything in your next life, maybe that balloon. But the test ball would be like lowest on my list of things

that I would want to be. Maybe the snake. The snake never does anything good. This is a drain snake. Your eyes are so red modern, you know? Yeah, you look a little rough, they're gavvy. But man, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that plumber was really nice. He took your toilet off.

Mm-hmm. That's, I, it's, it's funny. Again, you talk about perspective. Like, you look at a toilet and you think like, that's where I sit and do my business. You take a toilet off, it's a hole in the ground. Oh, yeah. It is literally just a cut-out hole in the ground. The wax will make it hole in the wall. Is it in toilet off, it's a hole in the ground. Oh yeah. It is literally just a cut out hole in the ground. The wax ring is a hole in the wall.

Is it in the ground? Yes, it's in the ground. It's a wax ring. Yeah, and it's just like, there's just a ring there. It's like, you, also, it just sits there. Put in the water. It's the pipe going to the wall.

It doesn't. It doesn't? That's where the water comes to fill the tank. That is correct. So feces goes down and water comes from the side. Yeah, the electrolytes just work on gravity. It puts in the tank, depending on, the toilet just works on gravity, puts in the tank, depending on the type of toilet, but it puts it in the tank, and then when you flush it just lets it down.

It's just gravity working. That's all it is. So why did... Yeah, I mean traditional toilet, you have a tank, it fills it with water, you can actually drink the water of the back of your toilet, if you get an emergency. It's totally clean water, totally fine. Well, what if you get like bog backwash, like can poo ever go up? It will go up there.

No, I can gravity would totally prevent that from happening. That's an emergency. Don't do it at a party for fun, you know? But it fills the tank up, and then when you push the handle, it's like a chain, a bar, pulls up, lifts the chain, lifts the stopper, and the water just drains out,

and then runs down to your toilet bowl, flushes everything away. And then it has the floaty thing to know when to stop filling it. Yes. Floating thing to the top, and then it's like, you got enough. Yeah. So if you take the floaty thing to know when to stop filling it. Yes, floaty thing I think it's on the top and then it's like you got enough. Yeah, if you take the floaty thing off It's such a complex mechanism. Just keep running Yeah, it'll just keep going over flow the system

You can also bend the arm and completely fuck that up. There's a there's a drain in there So when it gets up to that's why you when you hear a toilet running That's the water getting up to the level of that drain and then falling into it By the way Little homeowners note if you ever hear running water, don't ignore it. Absolutely not. If you hear running water, find out where the running water is and stop it from doing that.

Because it's just one of the things where it's like, oh yeah, I kind of heard that for like an hour. And then you like find out half your house. I'm so happy, my new place has like a master cut off inside the house. That's right. If you ever hear running water, like the team, you know, the first time home buyer, like're like, if you ever hear running water, the team treat me like, you know,

the first time home buyer, like, if you ever hear running water, come here and pull this and this will stop all the water in the house. Can you stop up for your whole block? Cause I know you're like doing that. Oh my God, did I tell? No. Oh, okay.

So I moved and you know this animated adventure about me wanting to cancel the gas service for everyone on my block? Yeah, you want to turn off everyone's gas. Right, cause the previous homeowner turned off my gas and it was a mistake and they wanted to charge me a reactivation fee. There's an anime adventure about it

if you don't want to start going to watch it. Well, since I'm moving, I had to call the gas company to transfer my service to my new address. So I call them, they're like, okay, hey, I want to transfer my service, they say great. What's the password in your account? I say password, I don't have a password in my account. I'm like, I'm sorry, sorry, I can't do anything in your account. It says here, I have a note that says, no one is allowed to touch your account without

the password. I'm like, I don't know what it is. My hands are tight, sir. It's very explicit instruction. I cannot do anything in your account without the password. So I say, what, well, whatever does it start with, and he tells me, and I have no fucking idea. You said, press who's allowed to tell you that. First letter, you know, and then I say, what, well, there does it start with, and he tells me, and I say, I have no fucking idea. He said, Press he was all to tell you that. First letter, you know, and then I say, there's no way that it could be that.

And he goes, really, you can't guess it based on this first letter? I say, well, that's a different letter than you told me the first time, which one is it? He goes, oh, it's this one. Okay, well, I know what the password is then. So I say it and he goes, okay, good, now I can help you. And then he's, you know, the guy's typing

and putting in the new address and he says, wow, it is literally in every comment field on your account. Because you're a jackass. It says, do not change any of this without the password. He says, I've never seen this before. Literally, every field, every page of your account says, ask for the password. Wow.

And I said, yeah, I got kind of mad once. That's awesome though, they actually implemented that. Yeah. Well, people will say they will and then they don't. I like how you didn't remember what past Gus did with all the passwords and stuff. I know I have no idea. It was like it was, you're just mad at your feet. Pat Gus in a fit of rage.

Yeah. Just saying shit because he was angry. I used to know somebody who worked at a stock market call center that worked for broker. Oh God. With the big ones. Stressful. And they had pages and pages of, like, or notes they could leave on customers,

like, just personal interaction. It's like, this guy called me was a total jackass. Don't give out his password. She got a call one time, and like, it took a while to load the profile because the customer notes page was like six pages long. And immediately, big caps is, immediately get hold of your manager

and have them monitor the call. And then they said like a note from the house, I'm just our prioritizing these in order of severity. And like the highest one list was that the person went into their local branch, didn't get the information that they wanted. So they pulled off their pants, sat on the floor, and then you're in a...

And it was just like the worst customer ever and just would not let go. And so the first time they would sit there like was like answering all the questions working with the managers, like stared at them. They were just like ready to jump on this but it was a very uneventful call without your nation or anything.

We, when we worked at the call center, we definitely had some customers that became well known, nothing on the level of walking into an office and pissing all over the place. They paid down the phone. But I know there was one customer who called, who I talked to, who was convinced, how did it go? She would go rambling on these weird tangents. So we were a help desk for people with dial-up internet.

So people who had trouble connecting the internet would call us and we would help them get the computer connected to the internet. So while I'm helping this woman, she starts going on this tangent about how AOLs sneaks into her house at night. Yeah. And changes her TV to CBS. And she knows it because she never watches CBS. But when she wakes up in the morning, the TV's always on CBS. And AOLs have to get her. And that she could sometimes see the black helicopter circling over her house. Right?

Lunatic. People will say, oh, I'm crazy. You know, we're like, oh, that guy's crazy. Our date of this girl, she was crazy. Then at some point in your life, you run into like legit disconnected from reality. Like Michael's neighbor. Yeah, like that dude, like that dude.

People when you're talking to them, you fear for your life. You just like, because they're not, they're not in your world. So like your life means like nothing to them. There was a, there was another and there are a plane of existence. There was another one who claimed she was having trouble connected. It was, again, it was another woman. She was having trouble connecting to the internet.

And she, what was the threat she made? She said that her family got to Kennedy, so they sure a shit could get to me. I remember that, that the threat she made? She said that her family got to Kennedy, so the sure shit could get to me. I remember that the threat she made. What? Yeah, I was like, what the, what are you saying? She's like, you heard me, I was like, I'm just trying to help you get on the internet,

lady, I don't know what you want. I could take exactly what her quote was. I remember it perfectly. Okay. She says, listen buddy, I know the Connolly family, and if we got to Kennedy, we can get to you. That's what you said. Yeah, that was it.

That was it. The Connolly family was the, I think John Connolly was the guy that was riding in the limo with John Kennedy in the front. Yeah, he's like a Texas dude. Somebody high up in Texas, like high society, or something like that. John Connolly, right?

In that right? I don't remember. I'm pretty sure I'm remembering that right. Yeah, you definitely ran into your share of weirdos and crazy people when you work at a call center. Yeah. Sounds like a really fun job. Interesting. We had literally tens of thousands of calls.

They were just normal, nice people who just need to help with their internet. What do you think people run? But when you just interact with so many people, it's just, I mean, this is over the course of, you know, three or four years working there, I probably have like five lunatics I talked to. Which, you know, in the grand scheme of things,

small number of lunatics. Not that many. What job do you think you run into the most lunatics? That one. Yeah. Even, like not even like fast food or. I never, I haven't had very many jobs. I'm saying like, in the world, where do you think someone would run?

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were asking me personally. Uh, and it's a silent. What I'm saying, I was like, I'm John Kelly. What was your question, Barbara? I was saying, what job do you think people would run into the most lunatics? Uh, public transportation, anybody who runs anything of public transportation. Yeah.

Or a police maybe? No, I don't know what it is. People go crazy when they, people get crazy. Normal, well-mannered, members of society, when they get around methods of transportation, lose their fucking shit. Well, because it's probably gonna be an everyday thing, like a commute to work, and people get sick of other people.

It's like, I have to deal with this every day. Like, people see normal people like on planes, lose their fucking minds. Let me get closer about traveling. Okay. If you ever get upgraded to, if you fly a lot and they give you an upgrade to first class, people in first class are the biggest fucking dicks

on the planet. Oh, absolutely. They are without a doubt the biggest fucking dicks per capita that you will ever run into. Like, if you ever want to prove of like the 99% the 1% thing, sit in first class one time. And listen. You know the example?

Well, here's the main thing. If you're traveling with somebody else and you get upgraded to first class and there happens to be two seats available and that happens, you're almost always gonna be sitting apart. People in first class, 95% of the time will not switch their seat with you.

And you think in first class, it's always either window or aisle. You think, well, of course. All the same seats. There's the same seat. No. And they're all huge. They have all picked the specific spot on the plane they want to sit on. It's not just the window or aisle.

It's how many rows back, how many rows. They just will, if they're sitting, they're not going to get up for you. They're not going to do it. People in first class are the biggest fucking dicks on the planet. I will say whenever I know I'm gonna be in first class, I always pick the front because the food options are probably gonna be run out by the time they get to you

if you're in the back of first class. Like six rows. Yeah, there's usually like 12 people in first class. Yeah, but they'll have maybe 20 meals and maybe like seven of each. Yeah, it's usually like, 20 meals, seven of each 20 meals But the new serve you a meal it's the weirdest thing with like would you like the chicken Parmesan or would you like the snail face?

And then after seven seats it's like all that's led to snail faces. That's gonna be it. I want to eat a snail face now. Yeah. It's only like some super horrible option. No. You know, do you want these slow roasted brisket or do you want the ketchup salad?

I mean, I never understood that. You'll pile it sneeze. Oh my God. Oh my God. One time you let me upgrade to first class. Yeah, when I got it, your first class seat. I did. Yeah. Yeah, but they were nice to you though. And I looked like shit that day. Like I did not look like I should be. That's the most fun about being in first class is looking like you don't belong. The best part were the warm nuts.

Yeah, you give you warm nuts. They do. I'm not gonna make a joke about that, but they gave you warm nuts in a bowl in a tiny little bowl They might go away from the wall together though. I felt like I had to be like very fancy sitting there Like I like get on my lap and honestly get so depressed at first class everyone surrounding you is just a Boring beaten down old tosser. Yeah, who talked about that about how that? It's like everyone is working on a spreadsheet I'm so glad I'm not one of these people Yeah, it sucks, isn't it? Yeah, listen every time I look over at someone's

Laptop on a plane just do that little glance like what's this guy doing? It's like that Well, I don't know what that is, but that looks awful. It's like it's always an 80-page report about like depths of swimming pools It's always an 80-page report about like depths of swimming pools. It's something that sounds like fun. It's like, you know, it's like what is the municipality of the Devon Boehmboor's right. It's always like, if you went to Google, Business Document. It's always like that. You know, look that up right now.

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At RTX, this weekend. This weekend, literally this weekend. Over our life, I'll talk about it a second. Did you find the stereotypical? I did, I'll just send it to Patrick. But it's exactly what Gavin's talking about. It looks like everything I've ever seen, anyone else looking at it.

Yeah, and I think what I, the story I told is that I had filmed first class recently and I realized I was one of those assholes. I had an Excel spreadsheet open and it was the RTX budget and it's like one of those spreadsheets with like a million tabs and I'm like, you know, calling from other sheets

into the sheet. That sounds awful. It did pivot tables and I stopped. I was like, what the fuck have I become? Yeah, I just hang out and watch a movie on my iPad. Yeah, I think I start watching this. I mean, I promise we're not real adults.

Yeah, I haven't, I'm not an adult. I counted the other day. I have 27 different spreadsheets for RTX. Wow. Like, that's too many. That's more than I've ever had in my life. Yeah, I've had one smart spot. Just pages, a lot of stuff. Yeah, like you said, we're not real adults. I've ever had in my life. You're like one of my subscribers. Just pages, a lot of stuff.

Yeah, like you said, we're not real adults. Like the other day I was thinking about it, I said, should I be having a midlife crisis soon? Yeah, you do it, it's great. No. What would you do, do you think? I don't buy a bunch of crap. Buy a new computer, put a bunch of fucking beyond in it.

Get a new house, per house. Get a new crap isn't a terrible decision there. No, it's not, it's not, but I think it's a guy thing to do. It's just like, what do I have all this stuff? I'm gonna get rid of all this stuff. I'd probably get really into something like Hank did in Breaking Bad, Minerals and Minerals.

Minerals. Man, I started watching the other day when I was just setting up shit, I was setting up my entertainment center at home. I just put Breaking Bad on Netflix. It looks really good. I know they started streaming it in 4K if you have a 4K television, but even just like the standard 1080. No, no, no, just the standard

1080. How do you stream in 4K? I think it detects if you have enough bandwidth and if your TV is 4K capable and just automatically start streaming the 4K to you. I had the greatest moment of VidCon where I was on a panel and we were talking about different methods of distribution and I was on there with Phil DeFranco, the guy who started SourceFend. And we were talking and he sees things a lot similar to the way we see them, you know, assuming you guys see it the way I do. But, you know, just approached the media and all that stuff. And I had, it was a great moment when he was talking about like, you know,

you take videos or, you know, you take content and you put it on a, what do you call it? Television. Like he couldn't come up with the word television. He called the Whatchbookon. Whatchbookon. TV. Television. Yeah.

It's like, this was a great moment. That was very telling for everything that we were talking about at VidCon. So he didn't do that on purpose? That was a little bit of a... No, he totally did not do it on purpose. Or if he did, he was the best actor in the world. Were you the keynote at VidCon? Yes.

They had a couple of keynotes and I was the one on Thursday. What you talk about. Yeah, I talked a lot about the Indiegogo campaign and just about in general, the engagement of fans. Like everyone focuses on views and subscriber counts and everybody focuses on scale. Like when you go to VidCon, it's like,

you know, the machine on my network and maker and full screen, they all talk about, oh, you know, we have like 80,000 channel partners and we have, you know, a combined 100 million subscribers and we get a billion views a month or something like that, across their whole network for whoever just happens to be in the network in that particular month.

And, you know, for someone who's going to VidCon and seeing there has a YouTube channel that has 1000 subscribers or 10,000 subscribers even, you know, if that are 10,000 views and a thousand subscribers, you know, they're like, I, that does, those numbers don't make any sense and people just throw those numbers around based on the aggregation of like 80,000 different channels in one network and it's like that's daunting to people. And so I said, if you look at views and you look at subscriber counts, you're not getting a full picture for an audience. And I talked about all the things we've done

at Rooster Teeth. And I showed a picture of Ruby in particular, which was a year after we launched Ruby when season one was still going on. There was a picture, a cat's who con of 30 people cost playing as all the different Ruby characters at a major anime convention. And they had identified Ruby and there was 30 different people all dressed as different Ruby characters. And I said, this is like, this is engagement. These people are ravenously excited about this. They're unabashedly enthusiastic about this thing they like.

I said, but if you solve this on a spreadsheet, it would look like 30 DVDs sold. That's the way that would appear on your business spreadsheet. And there's no way you can't quantify that. People be in this excited about something. Yeah, like how engaged those individuals are. Like spending hours of their own time celebrating.

Yeah, that thing. And putting together that cosplay alone probably took months. Right, like you can look up and see how well Star Wars did. Get back in the 70s in the early 80s. You can say, there's so much the first Star Wars made. Here's so much the second one made. Made a little bit better in the third one made. Nowhere in any 70s and the early 80s. You can say, there's how much the first star was made. Here's how much the second one made, it made a little bit better. And the third one made it. Nowhere in any kind of box office mojo stat is how long people spent camped out in tents. And that's the difference. It's like, oh, how many times an individual

saw the right. And that's why my kids are playing with the same toys. That's the picture right there. Yeah, this is a picture that's a mental that that was taken like while season one was still going on. Oh, I think this makes me so excited for our TX. Oh, it's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be really awesome. I can't wait to see how many costs. We're showing the picture.

We'll put it linked up. I saw a picture recently of, I think it was from a London convention where there were like 10 X-ray and valves. Oh, I saw those. Yeah. That was so cool. I think yeah, that was at MCM back in May.

Yeah. It's just so funny to me that there's characters and cosplays based on an achievement guide that I made with Ray. People also cosplay as like you guys. Not an X-raying vibe, but I've seen people cosplay Gavin, Michael, Lindsay, Ray, like. So we're gonna wanna costume contest dressed as me.

Yeah, I saw that too. Yeah, just like I don't know how, I even must have had to bring a picture with him to explain to the post who he was dressed as. So, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

I was like, I was like, I was like, Seth Rogen and Lee Shriver had a kid. Um, the, but the thing I was talking about too, to close it out basically was I said,

you know, turn about engagement levels and all that stuff. And I said, you take a look at it, because the big story right now is the Indiegogo campaign. That's what everybody of VidCon wanted to talk to us about the Indiegogo for laser team. Because we broke all these records and, you know, we broke 1.8 million currently. We're 1.8 million right now.

Wow. We broke a million dollars in 40 hours. We brought, hit our goal in 10 hours. And it's like this big story. And it was like, I mean, you said it. When you talk about the campaign, the first thing you talk about is the total, the grand total of the amount of money raised. And that's what's breaking all the records

and that's how the whole thing is measured. And it's like when people hear that, it's like $1.8 million is a huge amount of money because it is a huge amount of money. But it seems unattainable and insurmountable, but you're looking at the wrong number. If that's what you're looking at, if you look at the number of funders, that point time when I did the speech, 23,000

people, that's it. You're not going to go to another panel at VidCon where anybody talks about 23,000 viewers, they wouldn't talk about it, but it takes 23,000 engaged people to drive content that, you know, we have 12 million subscribers across our Roushichee channels, the owned and operated ones. 25,000 of that is a fraction of a percentage that are participating, that are breaking records. And when we broke the record for a million, it was, it was only 12,000 people at that point in time. It's like, so it's, that's achievable.

Like that kind of thing when people like, if they could grow a channel where 1000 people are engaged, where you could get 1000 fans, I think everyone can wrap their mind around that. And that's definitely an achievable thing for somebody even just starting out. It is interesting how a number is an impressive compared to seeing the actual people. I was talking to some member of my family about a video that got this many views. And I've got a few million views. But it wasn't until they saw the video RTX

of the 500 or so people who came to throw water balloons at me. And that word to them was like, holy crap, you got a lot of fans. And really that's, if I put a video up, they got 500 views, I'd delete it. I'd be like, what happened? It's totally different, right? It's crazy for that you actually have to see it to be like.

You see the engagement. Yeah, views are different. It's not like views and even subs. It's not the same thing at all. It really isn't. That's why I think RTX is so cool. I totally agree. Yeah.

It's gonna be crazy. We're gonna be living that the rest of this week. Barbara and I. Yeah. I stole my schedule for Saturday. It's packed. I don't think I have like two seconds to myself. No, no, you got like half an hour somewhere in there.

I thought you'd be able to take some. Let me look at the app. Because you have achievement hunter. Oh, and then you have, you're on a Mergeon, you're on the podcast. And I'm doing a ton of sent-in stage stuff. That is. I think you're just looking at people's guests pages

and see like, does it go off the screen? So, you know, we're going to be live streaming the entire event. Yeah, it's the great thing. So even if you're not going to the event, you can download the RTX app on your iOS or Android device and keep up with the schedule. And if the stuff you want to watch,

you can still watch it on one of the live streams. I told people that and they thought it was me to get like, oh, look at all the stuff I'm not going to. But it's like, you can stream. Yeah, you can absolutely watch it all. Okay. I was a little bit boring with talking about the Indie, the, the, the, yeah, that, that put me to sleep.

The whole thing started with that. But, um, I'm sure the posts online somewhere eventually. But so one thing the IndieigoGo campaign does end at RTX. And so that's one of the things I'm working on this week is trying to figure out with 25,000 people. How do we just get maybe not at the same level, but how do we get another 25,000 people to contribute? How do we go from 0.2% of the audience to 0.4?

You know what I mean? Just like make some levels or something maybe this week where people can contribute. But I want to talk about something else, which is you guys were on the travel channel roller coaster show last night. Yeah. And then I was on the thing of VidCon. We had a live stream a couple of weeks ago for Indiegogo,

and then we have RTX as well. And these are live events. But I want to talk about the network show for a second, which is we said, hey, the network show is going on at 7 p.m. And whenever you post that, it used to be the question was time zone. It's like, what time is it on for me or whatever? Now the number of questions is,

will it be recorded and can I watch it later? You know, will it be posted online? And I hope that people understand like when we're promoting like a network event, that I guess, I hope people understand it, my default answer is just gonna be from now on just know, because if we're doing a live event or something like that, or we're doing something,

like when we were on midnight, it was very important to people how many people tuned into that, you know, we're gonna judge by that. And the answer is, yeah, it'll probably be posted online later for you to view. But we want you to watch it. But we're posting about this and doing a live event because we want people to watch it.

So it's almost like when we talk about the live stream with Indiegogo, I'm like, we're doing a 12 hour live stream. We're all gonna show up, we're gonna do crazy stuff, we're gonna have this fun, we're gonna do that. And so it goes, cool, can I not watch that? And you're like, sure, I guess you, yeah. Yeah, that'd be great if you didn't watch it. I never thought I would that way,

but yeah, that's essentially what they're asking. It's essentially, it's essentially it, but it's like, and the answer is absolutely we'll record it and put it online, absolutely, that'll be the case, we'll make it available, but we probably, the answer that we'll probably just use is just like, I don answer is absolutely will record it and put it online. Absolutely, that'll be the case. We'll make it available. But we probably, the answer that we'll probably use is just like, I don't know, you know, it probably, maybe not, you know, we'll see.

We'll watch it while you can. Yeah, exactly. You know, watch it while you can, especially if we're gonna make this whole live stream thing work, if people are really interested in that then. I think it's more exciting, especially the stuff we do on this set when we have a 12 hour, 24 hour event.

It's, it isn't exciting to see what people are doing? On this set with a new couch, you said we weren't even gonna talk about it. But we really did. I looked at our 12 hour livestream for the Indiegogo, the three hours I was on were the three most profitable hours. So you're welcome. You were they?

They like the Gus. The first two hours. The first two hours in the last one. Everybody's awesome. The game's got a Saturday come up and then everybody contributed. It was great, dude. That was really fun.

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It's like there's no point in making an announcement of saying, hey, we're recording something live, you guys should all watch it. Why don't we just say, we'll just post it online later after we record it. You know what I mean? It says if we were recording a short or filming a short and we told people about it,

but they can't actually watch it live. We're like, what would they? Who sold it? Sure, by the way. The role of Chris to share. I didn't see it. I don't see it either. I don like, what would they? Who sold it? To show it by the way. The roller coaster show. I didn't see it. I don't have TV. I don't have TV.

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But I is speaking like a television network executive, they'll say, well, then, you know, why don't we just make clips and post it on the website for those guys? And let's not put anything on television, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's totally just a promotional thing, like a marketing thing. That's all. And it makes more people aware of receipt. Like if we demand the number one rated show of the month, for midnight, we would, you know, we would probably have

three other people from Rashid already back on midnight. We probably would have already had that. It did very well. And it did really, really well on Twitter and online because that's where people know us, you know? Someone tweeted me last night. They're like, do you know that you're on the show right now? You're on this coaster show. And I'm like, what? No way. What? Get out. Yeah, I knew it was last night

because I got bombarded with tweets about it. Jack. What's wrong with Jack? You fucking tweeted about that show, like Nancy, like live tweeted it for like fucking two hours. You guys supposed to? I didn't do it. Oh, okay.

It was a lot. I got all the dot-at replies. I almost unfollowed him again. I guess. Oh, he did dot-ats. I've never done one this. I unfollow. It was a lot. I got all the dot-at replies. I almost unfollowed him again. I guess. Oh, he did dot-ats. I've never done one of this. I didn't follow Jack all the time. I didn't follow him and then refollow Jack.

On and off. Yeah, Jack and I have a hate-dew relationship with him. Well, I haven't believed people on Twitter telling me all the reasons why they can't watch them. We like, I completely understand it. I totally understand it. We need international TV. We need a channel that's the same everywhere.

People also think that stuff gets geoblocked in their country because the like the travel channel is like fuck you England, we don't like you. It's not at all the case. They just don't have somebody in the UK bought the rights to that. Right. Like and it's actually very protective of other countries that otherwise honestly US media would just take over everything and they would just sell their ads and play them all over the world. They'd be fine with that, you know, and just sell more international campaigns. But it actually is to the benefit of your local economy, your local businesses, if, you know, I'm sure a lot of the rest of the world would blow their heads off if they had American

ads. Oh, yeah. You hate that too. Yeah. They're very proud to work in advertising and that industry, like working on commercials and stuff. I'm glad I did that in the UK because the commercials here are just dog What's wrong with them?

They're really like shouty and they're not very creative and it's just like blah blah blah crappy cringe joke Or some local prick going like hey come down to my ugly face and Buy car from do you know that store what does a local ad look like in the UK? There was none There's like the whole of the UK is pretty much the same ads. They're probably like, come on down, right? I mean, everywhere, everywhere is in like six hours of wherever you are. Come to the cops' wolds.

If I saw a commercial or something six hours, I'd be like, where the fuck am I seeing this? Well, nah, it was say there's a commercial for this place here or all the locations in the UK. I see. But there's no like, come down to East Ealing to see Dave's Burgers or whatever Dave's burgers. I love that place. See them. I love seeing Dave's burgers So I don't I'm a Patrick. I emailed you something. I don't know if you you got it someone

There's there's someone who always tweets those pictures that she draws during the podcast I think her name is Lauren Crozier. Yeah, yeah,. And she drew a picture and I said it to Patrick. I wanted to, uh, oh, right. I think I'm going to tweet it last week. No, this is the one that she tweeted that she drew up for this week's discussion. Oh, really?

Does it feature the new couch? No, it's not feature the new couch. While I wait for him to pull that up, I was gonna say, I wanted to say, did you see that United Flight, they got diverted because the emergency slide deployed mid air. Oh god. How did the dole come off? No It deployed into the galley. It was a rear In the back of the plane. You know where the galley isn't the doors back there There are pictures of it like it's just filled with emergency slide

God, imagine if someone was to do that The passengers say that they were sitting there, then they heard a loud pop and they all turned around and the slide was just in the gallery. I know guy that was on the plane when all the oxygen masks dropped and he said that was the loudest sound on the planet. He said it was like 50 shotguns going off. Yeah, he said it was just. And then everyone vomited in the plane plummeted and. That doesn't sound pleasant. Well, I'm

in versus the little old lady in front of him peed herself all over his shoes and then they took the plane straight down to 10,000 feet from like 35,000 feet and they'd fly the rest of the way. Which is very bumpy. Yeah, I 10,000 feet which is hot and bumpy. You know, a few weeks ago I talked about how I like that air disasters TV show. Why do you do that? And I watched the episode with that value jet crash. I don't know if you remember it crashed in Florida.

In the Everglades? Yeah, in the Everglades. Well, the Alligators ate all the people. And yeah, awful. What? It happened. I don't know. You know, the reason that plane crash is because oxygen generators in the cargo hold went

off. And these are the oxygen generators that normally sit above you that generate the oxygen for your mass. When you went that went off. They activated, like they started producing oxygen. Oh, exactly. I know the errands that you're talking about. That was the one. That was the one.

And they were just, they were, they were shipping these things and they were, oops, sorry, they were machines that create oxygen. And one of them got stuck on. Yeah. Or something like activated and filled it with oxygen. No, no, the problem is that they get really hot

when they create oxygen, because it's a chemical reaction, when they create oxygen, they get really hot. And the person who was shipping them thought they were empty and inactive, but they had just never been used. So he just threw them into a cardboard box. It got really hot.

It lit the cardboard box up and everything just caught fire. And then they were just pumping out oxygen into a fire inside. Because normally that is in our tight space. So if there is a fire, it just burns out. But these things were just creating oxygen to keep the fire. That's awful. So I never really, I never thought about how hot those things get.

Like they have to have a heat shield on them. So if they ever activate and flight that they don't burn the plane down or they don't burn you. That's terrifying. Yeah. So apparently this is getting fucking hot as shit. Do we have that picture Patrick? As long as we're on the topic of rice, this is gonna be real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real was that like sauce or something? Yeah, it's fancy. That's the presentation. That's like that's coming about, Sarah, right?

She did give me a whiskey and coke. Oh yeah, it is. She did give me a whiskey and coke. Nice. So great, all for a great job. She's a great artist. She's done some really cool stuff for the podcast. So she's attending RTX, right?

Yeah, I think she's actually also on a panel, the artists of the R.T. community panel. Oh, that makes sense. I think I could be wrong. Where are the people who are more talented than us can come and talk? Yeah. So next week, we're gonna have, on Monday, we're going to have, we're going to replay

a taped podcast. So we're going to actually have our live podcast on Sunday at RTX. And anyone can watch it. It'll be on the Twitch stream. And then that stream will be re-broadcast Monday evening for our regular podcasts, since we will still be in recovery mode for RTX. Paul Kasset sounds totally different. Yes, prepare for a podcast,

record it in the convention center. Have we organized any furniture for that stage yet? Oh, yeah, I gotta do that. Yeah, I'll get this stuff. How much is this couch? I don't know, you bought it. I paid for it. You not like it?

No, I like it. It just looks expensive. It's all like, it's not as expensive as it is then. We also have a new rug to go in. I like it because it's smaller than the last one. It brings us all in like, yeah, I can almost touch Bob's eye. We had to hurry up and buy a new couch because Bernie threatened to destroy the old couch if we didn't replace it.

I was meant, I don't like the size of the couch. It would like spread us out to you. I thought you were going to take it for your office too. No, no, I know, but I was going to, now that it's, now that it's, now that it's, now this couch is just as big. We just sit in different places. No, it's no, it's smaller. It's significantly smaller.

If we sat all the way, we're going to go. go we're brought in also I'm way closer to Gus I'm the same like if we set where the other one was It's the same doesn't it doesn't matter brings me and Gus closer which means all about you and Gus I don't want to bust out a fucking tape measure the old catch is over there. I do because I didn't believe you that you're actually closer Look how close Gus and I are compared to how we normally what were you like before But further fucking away from each other exactly like that You're gonna measure I wait up We're measuring the couch right now

Oh wait, uh, we're measuring the couch right now. Oh, you got measuring the same to the edge, yeah. 85. 85 inches on the new couch. Look at that. I'm going to get the edge hands. Accurate. Gus is going to now go and measure the second couch, the old couch. You should send Gus a seat for a second there, Geth.

Oh, correct. This is going to be quite a moment. How are you feeling? Well, Gavin is now... I feel so close to you, Gus. quite a moment. How you feeling? Well, Gavin is now... Why do you feel so close to you? You got to cheer. Wait a minute. It's 95.

10 inches. 10 inches? Oh, foot! It's a foot to foot. You're talking about blood with. That's pretty good. 10 inches in the foot. It's a, Gavin don't fucking start with me.

It's a metric foot. It's a metric foot. It's a metric foot. Brilliant. Why is a foot told inches? How do we end up with these fucking arbitrary numbers? Don't fucking start with me. It's a metric foot. It's a metric foot. Brilliant. Why is a foot 12 inches? How do we end up with these fucking arbitrary numbers? Like, who's the asshole who is like, okay, this is an inch

and 12 of these is a foot. And why was it someone else like, why 12? Well, that's the thing. Because some guys foot was probably 12 inches. And so he measured that. That's why people like the metric system. You know how a lot of, the metric system is fucking arbitrary too.

metric system is awesome. You watch your man. You know how a lot of a metric system fucking arbitrary too. A metric system's awesome. You know how a lot of standards. It's nice when they're relatively like easy to convert from one to another, but how long a meter is, is like how long trap white travels. Yeah, right. So a lot of measurements are based on a theory of a finite thing, a thing that can't change

like the speed of light or something else. Except. So the word finite means to you? Can't change. There we go. Ha ha ha ha. Well, I like that. That's not what I mean.

Fixed. There you go. Fixed. It's standardized. Go ahead. But a kilogram isn't based on anything like that. It's just based on the kilogram. Did it all, listen, a meter is totally arbitrary.

They standardized it with, you ever see what a meter is? It's the distance of life travels in like, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, they tend to the negative whatever of the second. They've created a theory that can't be changed. So if you're ever in doubt of the meter, you just do that and figure out how. I think they retroactively made a definition

for the kilogram though. You were a real wild. You were a real wild. And then they said, we need to come up with a standard because of the thing you're saying. And I figured with it, I'll look up the definition, but they said, okay, it needs to be the mass of this particular element.

Yeah, like that many atoms. Right, exactly. But that was a time where they protected the kilogram. Because there's one, and then they made a lot of copies of them and buried them deep on the ground. Because if someone broke in and she smashed the kilogram, because there's one, and then they made a load of copies of them and buried them deep on the ground, because if someone broke in and smashed the kilogram, they would just change the kilogram. Seriously? In theory, that's what the kilogram is, it's that base of that one. So if someone smashed it, they would be changing what a kilogram is.

I think we're with the, I know. You can just figure out a big kilogram. Selfie gold. Yeah. You make another one. The gram was originally defined in 1795 as the mass of one cubic centimeter of water at four degrees Celsius. Yeah, it's all based on... At four degrees Celsius. Yes. What is everything you ever get to four degrees Celsius?

Yeah, but that could change, like, in that world. It absolutely, how can it change? If water changes? Like, if you had avion? I know what he's thinking. Like on purities in the water. Like minerals. Like thank you.

Scientists can deal with fucking pure water. Did they have pure water in 1795 though? When the definition was created. How the fuck did they measure, when they came out of the how long a meter is, it is the length of the path traveled by light in a vacuum during a time interval of one over 299,792,458th of a second. Who the fuck's gonna measure that?

I'm reading the definition of a second. I know, right? Then you gotta look at the definition of a second. I'm not even, that's like how far light travels on this atom, something, something else. No. I'll look it up. And I think, and I go back to the kilograms because I'm'm still obsessed with that. Now that's based on a solar day. It's 186,400 of a solar day.

What? That's 186,400. What's over 186,400? There's a national definition of a second. That's, I'm looking at the, I'm looking on Wikipedia, so. Keep reading it. You don't tell me what to do. Yeah.

Duration of 9 billion, 190 million, 630, 1770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of Casium 133. Yeah, a specific type of... That's an element. It's so specific. And how many times it radiates around itself? How do we get here?

Because I started bitching about a foot in a niche because I was measuring that. That's all based off. And it's like, these are the accepted things. It's my fault for bringing up the code. And we have to come up with a standard to measure. They started worrying about the kilogram because I'd recall the prototype kilogram

that you're talking about, they realized it was losing atoms for some reason? Yeah, well they had them all, and they moved them all around the world, brought them back together, and some of them were off by like 50 microns. Right, they were like, oh shit, it's changed, so they had to come up with a more thorough definition of it.

We'd be fucked if we lost the answer. Almost the current definition of a kilogram. Hold on, so Patrick sent me the, what? With a foot. The foot is a unit of measurement that was determined by the length of King Charlemagne's foot. Yeah.

And modified in 1305 to be 36 barley corn's lead end to end. No measurement for the barley corn is given. What is to vibe by? Dude. Don't ruin the new carpet. It's new carpet. You know what though? I gotta say, I gotta say, that if I'm stuck and everything in the world is destroyed

and I wanna figure out how big a foot is, it's a lot more likely that I can find barley corn than I'm gonna be able to measure how far light travels in one turn., you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no at the end of the day, the standards that we choose for things are just like, that's a meter, we got to figure out a standardized thing for this thing that we all already accept as being a meter long. I guarantee when the meter first started, it started on something like that, and then they came up with a rationale for why this thing is that long. Do we have anything on our bodies that is the same for everyone? I don't actually guarantee that by the way. What?

Do we have anything in the toilet? On our bodies that's the same same for everyone. I don't actually guarantee that by the way. What? Do you have anything in the sweat? On our bodies, that's the same size for everyone. Eyes. No. It's on you, on you your eyes say, your eyes say the same size, right? Yeah. You're from birth.

Your eyeballs do the same, but your eyelids change. Your eyelids change. Like the width of a hair. Is that the same for everyone? It's close enough to, I guess. No, supposal, you have thicker hair than others. Yeah. Do you want to hear the proposed? No, apparently there is no new definition for a kilogram.

There are proposals and they haven't decided which one yet. So there's still no kilogram, apart from the kilogram. Right. So this is name it. The easiest to read one is this one. Jake, the mass equal to that of precisely a long number atoms of gold. 1,000 over 196.96, 666.8, 7 times 6.022,

14179 times 10 to the 23rd atoms of gold. So just get one, all you do is measure the weight of one atom. Just measure the one atom. That's the easiest one. You want to hear the longest one? I really don't. I really don't. I go, go, go, go, go.

My hair is sticking to the scaven. The mass, which would be accelerated at precisely two times 10 minus seven meters per second squared, would subject it to the per meter force between two straight parallel conductors of infinite length of negligible circular cross section, placed one meter apart in a vacuum through which flow a constant current

of elementary charges per second. Wow. And yet we still had a board probe that crashed on Mars because some guy at NASA didn't convert meters to feet. You remember that? Yeah. Puckin' thing we launched it from Earth, it went all the way to Mars, thing fuckin' slammed in the Mars and destroyed itself because some dude didn't convert meters to feet.

I did that in Minecraft, so I've taken it for that. So okay, there are no two Oh, shit. So, okay. There are no two objects, the same length, right? Because every object is the same length. I'm just refuting you. Of course there's two objects in the same length. Where? What does that mean?

Well, okay. There are two Macbook, I guarantee there's another Macbook error. That's the exact same length as that in the world. No. To what precision? Real precise. Oh, to real precision! Whoa!

Which is an atomic? Well, you zoom in more and they'll be vastly different from each other. Properly well zoomed in. They'll be like well zoomed in. Real precision. But I'm wondering which two objects man made are the similar in size?

What if there's two things that are not the same type of logic for the same size? Right. But if there's two things that are not the same type of logic, but are the same size? Right, but we had a rock that was as big. Oh, like a rock that's the exact same size as your skull. Yeah. But the top of your skull is probably like a mountain range, or close up. What's that mean?

Like lumpy and not smooth. Maybe. You know, it depends. I've lived a good life. I guess I get to think. If the universe is infinite, and all possibilities exist, is there a rock on a planet somewhere

that looks exactly like Bernie's skull? You're like, yeah, absolutely. That's the power of infinity, absolutely. Yeah, it's like, imagine astronaut Bernie landing on this alien planet, like that rock looks just like my face. Not only is there, not only is there a chance it's exactly,

there's a rock that looks exactly like your skull. There's an infinite number of rocks that look exactly like your skull. I just want to find one. It's kind of bandied about, but it's crazy powerful. Would you recognize your own skull, do you think? Out of a polysculpt. I've always been curious.

About your skull. Yeah, I always wish to, that we could like separate it, like have people who take bones and they make a dinosaur, I've always been curious about your skull. Yeah, I always was too, that we could like separate, like have people who take bones and they make a dinosaur, take a human and make a human like from bones. I did that all the time.

What are you out about? I mean, just tell us what a human would look like, like, based on their bones. Gavin, shut up. No, I get it. If you've never seen a human in real life, if you had to like build a human,

just based on our bones. Right. I don't think dinosaurs look anything like. Like, what if you gave someone a giant box and in that box was all the bones for a human skeleton, all the bones for a dog skeleton, all the bones for a cat skeleton. Well, you tell them together. Yeah, all mixed together and you say, make a human and see like how much shit they get wrong. Like trying to fit all that.

But I see what you're saying. Don't say, and you just give, give somebody a fully formed skeleton. Give it to him. Someone who's never seemed like an alien and say, what is this animal look like with all of its meat and skin? Like if you had to do it with CG. Yeah, go the other way.

Somebody did that with the, somebody did that like a some kind of forensic pathologist or artist, they took the skull tequila bottle and they built the human face that the skull represents. Oh, the weird. It looks to look a bit uncanny Vanny. Uncanny Vanny. Well, I don't think it's like super realistic, but I'll get a photo of it. Is that a vodka or is that a tequila? That's a, it's a crystal skull vodka. So they had the jaw as well. Get the skin and everything. Okay, let me

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Rate a T for team. Nice. World of Tanks, lots of fun. Really, really enjoy that game. You can take Patrick a second to pull this up, but I'm going to send it right now to you, Patrick. Oh, he found it for me. Look at you.

Yeah, it's a, a read description while he's pulling it up. It's on needlerama.com. Forensic artists can't come across a skull or skull shape to get it without wondering what the person's fleshy face look like when they were among the living. And there's no better testament to your artistic skills than to create a skull sculpture from scratch

that actually looks like a human being when clay skin is added. So they went through and they added skin back to the... Sean's skin back. They added skin back to this skull for this... A crystal skull vodka. That looks way creepy.

Yeah, it looks really weird, doesn't it? And it's like there's a multi-stage process to it like we can see them building it. So it's definitely never a real person. I don't know. Cause that would be be that guy doesn't look real it looks a little well I mean it is a model right yeah but the you can run into somebody like that and think I that dudes is that's only there's only fairly precise that's not real precise not real precise looks like

it should be saying it does actually yeah it does look a little shmere you look a little happy how many bones are in your head all of them? You're at thanks. I have kept all of my bones in my head Like you're talking about like your skull your jaw. Yeah, there are two teeth. You can't teeth it's bones. Well, yeah, no Yeah, 32 teeth. I don't know. You got a jawbone. You got plates in your head to get like five or six of those. And the jaw isn't the skull. It is, too. Why not? What do you want to be? What is different bones, isn't it?

Then the skull? Well, skulls are bone. Gavin Jordan, if it's one bone is the skull, then the answer question is one. How about that? What do you mean? Cause you're drawing the skull in everything. You got many bones in your skull.

And I said the juggle, well, it's not different bone than the skull. So if there's only one skull bone bone then your answer question is fucking what? The skull you split It's a different bone that's the jaws different points the skull Okay, so if you're taking the different bone then to the skull then the skull is its own bone So the answer your question is how many bones on skull one because all the other bones are different than the skull bone All of them including the jaw So this skull when you hold a skull you holding the head minus the lower teeth and jaw

So you're specifically eliminating the teeth and the bottom the lower teeth No, just the bottom teeth. Don't be stupid birdie But why are you getting rid of that like I you're saying why you get rid of all the neck bones because you're saying it's the head part. But why would you get rid of the jaw bone? It's fine. Why you draw on the line? I think the reason, if I may interject on Gavin's behalf, I think the reason he draws the line there

is because the jaw, the lower jaw is only connected through connective tissue. So if you lose that tissue and just go down a bone, the lower jaw falls away. Aren't all your teeth the same way then, too? No. Why? Teeth are lodged in the bone of the skull and the jaw. I believe he is correct. Well, they are in there,

but they're like held in place. What are bones? Connective tissue. The roots of the teeth hold them in. Well, they're... Yeah, you need to define this a little better, Gavin. I'm trying to help you out here. You tell me. You tell me. I was just asking, if you have a skull. What's the answer you're looking for? We'll agree. If you have a skull. I have a skull. You're just holding the top layer of teeth and the rest of the head. Okay, so you're taking saying let's get rid of the jaw You're saying that's not okay. Okay, so you have 16 teeth on the top of your mouth What's your surface with the teeth because you're asking Gavin you're asking me how many bones my skull Ten little count I'm counting them for for you I'm doing exactly what you're

asking for the bones why you why you're asking what you asked me to you ask me how I'm trying I'm trying to go along with you you're stopping me every step fighting you like you're stupid for trying to figure it out why you're not gonna it? You're gonna cost my teeth as a bone? You just sell the teeth, I even asked you. Let me get into this, you count the teeth and you said, no, yes, no. So, okay, let's go over this one more time. What, I was thinking, how many bones are in the skull?

No, no, no, no, no, the skull's a bone. How many bones in that? How many bones are in the head? Did your head include your jaw? Your head has to include your... You got your jaw cut. So now we're counting the lower jaw. If you two were the head.

How did you set the head? As long as you're trying to find out, if you had a skull, would you have the lower teeth? And I guess you wouldn't. That's not all this is about that. Yeah, I was trying to figure out. But I guess the skull is only the top teeth. Oh my god. I'm all the rest ahead now Oh, why'd you ask you that way then I'm just how many bones on your feet? So I know if you're wearing shoes

We just that one is you guys There's a little bit of inquestion like the more you talk the more questions I had My head I was just like coming up with more questions to it because I was thinking about the bones in your ear. Are they in your head? And yeah. You mean all the little bones in your inner ear? The stirrup.

Yeah. So you count that. Yeah, I was wondering how many bones in your head and then I was like is the skull to your jaw as well? Is that separate? Well now I'm wondering. So if you have a skull like say a person and you just...

Deceptitate it. Set in chair right and they die And then they rot away and you come back in like three years and They're just a skeleton sitting there. They're just a skeleton sitting in the chair And then you take you take the skull whether or not the divine comes with it in the neck and the jawbone teeth doesn't matter Are the little bones in the ear? He like rattles knock those things out. Could you like shake those out? What they fall out?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What's the cochlea? I think there's three ear bones, right? And one of them's like cartilage?

I think so, yeah. One of them's the smallest bone in the head, in the body. The stirrup. Yeah. And there's three bones in your ear? I think so. I don't know the other ones, I'll end the stirrup. Andville, right? The end of the one.

And the drum. I used to know this. It's like the baton. Just for the fourth grade science. Put this conversation to bed. Google how many bones are in a head? How many bones in your head? It's gonna be like, people aren't doing.

Take the head off the top of the spine. How many? This is gonna be evidence in a trial. Your honor, I submit that Mr. Burns, performed at Google search, asking how many bones are in the head off the top of the spine. How many evidence in a trial? Your honor, I submit that Mr. Burns performed a Google search, asking how many bones are in the head. That's totally like creepy serial killer. Do you want to scholar head? Do you head?

How could that be more than one real precise proper zoom? From Twitter. That's awesome. I'm sorry about this. I feel bad for just leaking my brain to the internet, podcast. Why not? That's entertaining.

Well, I mean, it's entertaining for me, but I, how many are 29 bones in the human head? Nice. It's just gonna be, I'm on this page, funtrivia.com. And I take it because there's only 29. I'm sure it's the best trivia. There's only 29 that there's no teeth included included there they consist of eight cranial bones So we have 21 left 14 facial bones seven left the high oed bone six and six auditory ear bones

I guess one three inside there you go So the skull is a bunch of bones the skull is cranial bones, all the plates and stuff like that. Oh, Christ. And then 14 facial bones. I would not assume I have 14 bones in my face. Well, you got your cheek bones? Go ahead. That's all I know.

God's what I'd say. You just ran out of bones for me. You got cheek bones in that too. You were ahead, but no, that's part of your... What's the little... What about the orbital? What's that? What's the little bone that, like, in the nose is gone?

See, what would a human, if you built, you never saw a human before, you saw a human skull. There's no way you would build ears and a nose on it. No way. Like, we see dinosaurs, we don't put a big honk at your nose. That's it. We just go, okay, just take the bones, a little bit of meat, wrap it in skin, done.

There's no like. Well, you would look at the whole, and and you'd be like what's this hole for and then you probably think of a a pipe leading to the hole Sure, and then you wouldn't just have a opening gash in this front of your face What's all this like this cone on the outside my face like catty? What if dinosaurs had big fucking human ears like so cute on the side thing or antenna big human ears It'd be so cute if they had his of the thing, or in tena, or something like that. Big human ears would be so cute. If they had ears, dinosaurs had like big mousers.

I mean, they didn't even know if they had feathers or not. I mean, that's a big difference. And get we draw these like, scaly, well, I mean reptiles that are green, they're all green. You wouldn't tell that we had hair because there's no follicles on the bone.

Right, so I'm saying, it'd be hard if you never saw, we just based what we call dinosaurs. Like we traveled back in time, that would be the biggest shock of all yeah was like Dinosaurs are all covered in slime just like who knew yeah, they're just or they levitate It's where they have no arms they don't care. They're like dinosaurs are telecometic Wow didn't see that one coming there's a new movie with a

Scarlett Johansson in it Lucy Lucy where Lucy, where she can use 100% of her human brain. Oh, we don't need an urban legend, right? We don't need any more movies like that. That's an urban legend that you don't use 100% of your brain. Right. Total urban legend, but this is a whole movie's based on it. But a panel that involves also she can make people's guns magnetically fly out of their hands

and then she can like throw them through walls and stuff like that. It's like she control people and stuff like that as well. Like she can just do everything, basically. She. She can see it. She's a Jedi. Essentially. I don't believe I use it. Has it ever been a human born with a different bone? Like a bone that's made out of different material? Well, has every human bone been bone?

There's people who are born, there's people who are born who are spiky bones people who are born, who... Sparky bones. And it seems like the most painful thing ever. I've seen pictures of those bones. Don't put one out because of them. It's just like, you know, like a normal arm bone? Like your regular old arm bone that you see.

It's like that, but it's like covered in like... It's like calcium growth or deposits or something. It looks like coral. It looks like coral. And it seems like it would like- It's like calcium growth or deposits or something. Yeah, it's like coral. It looks like coral. And it seems like it would be the most painful thing ever. Would that just like pop out of your skin? Like what would that look like? No, I think it's like in your flesh.

Like it doesn't pop out of your skin. Yeah, because I feel like- It just like helps you on the inside. Some of my bones are kinda like- Like a dick. Like bumpy. That's very serious. But you get shit all over them trying to hold them in place too.

Or I guess it's, I guess the bones are holding you in place. More accurate. There's a character in the later books that I guess it's, I guess the moment you're holding you in place. More accurate. There's a character in the later books of Game of Thrones. I'm not gonna spoil anything here. Character that has gout, I fucking hate reading about that character. Every time. No, it just seems like the most painful thing ever. What's gout?

Gout is like, no pictures of that either. It's a build up of a uric acid, I believe. Is it uric acid? Yeah, and it's, it's called a rich man's disease. Could you usually like rich foods cause it? Like a sparigus is this something. You're a gas, yeah. And it's called a rich man's disease, because usually rich foods cause it. Like a sparigus is something that can make your gout inflamed. I thought also like a lot of meat, like a high protein dose.

Like a gout. Like a gout. I, it's like, people have it to this day, I gout. I know somebody who deals with gout on a regular basis, but yeah, so when you eat rich foods, it makes you have a flare up. And it's like crystals in your joints. It's supposed to to be really when they get like really self-conscious about it. Do you think they're experiencing some form of self-gout? Because that's funny when you have to set it up that long. No, I liked it. There's like five seconds of gale with it

Here it comes here it comes I'm on board with you you think it out the pun and then you like, do you think that in some circumstances when if these things happened in this order, do you think, which by the way, exactly how you're discussing the skull with it. How many, I'm wondering, do people count teeth as part of the skull?

How many bones are in your head? It's the most roundabout way to get there. We're just way to have a conversation. I didn't know this until earlier. I think I saw Greg Miller tweeting it, but did you know that the person who voices Lee from season one of the Walking Dead is also the Hulu guy?

Hey Clementine. Lee. From season one of walking live. Yeah. No idea. No idea. I just finished season three, episode three of season two. Absolute three.

Okay, that's the most recent one, right? It was good. Yeah, I think Telltale today teased that episode five of the wolf among us is coming out soon. So probably next week or two, I would assume. I would never make that connection. I would never make that connection. Gus, because as a white male, I have learned not to make those connections. Honestly, if I went up and said, hey, I wonder if the guy from Walking Dead is the same

dude who does the Hulu stuff. He goes, it's wrong, you're racist Bernie. That would immediately, I would be concerned that I would be called out as a racist if I tried to make that connection. Like I would have to research it in my room at night with big cognito windows. Okay, it is. Okay, then I can talk about it. Then I'm clear to talk about it.

With all the other racist searches and your searches for how many bones are in the skull, best way to dissolve flesh. Gross. I would never get gout, ever, because it seems like the worst thing ever. I had a neighbor when I was a little kid. Shut the fuck up, Barbara.

God damn it. I had a neighbor with gout. And it seemed like it was the most painful thing in the world. He said like he had just it seemed like every step he took was pain. It was just do yourself in at that point. Is he was that legal in the UK? No, it's not. No.

Is it the two side or anything? No. Where is is that legal anywhere? Switzerland. Switzerland? I don't know. It's such a wild guess. It was a guess I don't know. I think people just... It's just a wild guess.

Oh, okay. What is like the disease you're most afraid of getting? Is it out? No, no, I'm sure there's ways to do this. There's something I'm so afraid of getting or something happening to me is cluster headaches. Oh, yeah. I never have headaches. It is.

Like, if you... There's video online of people experiencing cluster headaches and it looks just like I know I think I called cluster. It's like suicide headaches. I don't know what that is. Don't put that in my head Where I know about it. It's well It's just the worst head pain. Yeah, it's like people have come close to you know Killing themselves because of it like it's that much pain. Gavin people are asking why you're bleeding Wait, wait, I'm not There's there's blood on me, but I'm not bleeding. It's fake. Oh, there's some there. There's a

He's not bleeding. He's fine. But all of a sudden we got a Like a a flood of tweets about it. No, it's just some old blood. Just dry blood Nope, actually do worry about it. It's all my shoes. Well, well it happens to everyone it's just a Monday you know yeah it's a Monday at Riste this because someone's gonna have blood on them haha it's so many so many so you photo of dinosaurs with fucking huge ears are you gonna be in the office at all the rest of the week me yeah I'm here tomorrow morning to shoot something real fast but um no I think starting tomorrow afternoon it's conventions that are all the way convention center time boop boop boop yeah yeah, absolutely. I'm so probably want to see for a week probably not

I can see this week. It's gonna be busy. You can have a good good archiex though. Yes great. Really really excited about it I'm excited for you guys. You'll be there too. What? You'll be there too. I heard yeah, but I mean, I'll be there is like a I'm like a guest You guys are working your ass off. Yeah, it's a it's a lot of work. It's a lot of walking I'm not looking for would you get pedometers? Yes, let's get pedometers. Let's see. Let's actually do it You can you go academy it's a sporting good story. You can get like a business expense. No, that's the part of RTX that I hate is the afterwards all the fucking expense they came in. That's like, oh, we had this one booth where we didn't have enough stuff in it, so we bought four fucking computers. Oh, it's like, that just makes sense.

It's run out by four computers in a day. No big deal. You should see the amount of consoles we have stored up by the loading dock. You would not believe how many problems for RTX, more than word meetings, how many are solved, well, just throw a computer at it. Let's just buy a computer, it's like that. There's no money at it. Yeah, just like computer.

People, it's probably every company. People on this company love spending money. That isn't really that money. People like Spade and Mike. Spade and Mike. They get excited about it. Nobody spends more money per capita than Gustafo. I think Adam may outdo me now.

Got Adam might for tech expenditures. Yeah, I heard Adam quote something the other day. He was like, you're gonna hate me but I need to spend this much money. I was like, it was this week alone too, that he was just like, I think Adam may have taken the crown. Ever since we brought him on to manage all of this stuff. If we ever got a jam and we had to scale down the company,

we had to value it, how much more revenue they bring in, that'd be a really tough day. If I ever wanted to cut expenditure, I got three people that it's like, I got him on a speed dial of just like, come on in the office guys. Hey.

It's the most profitable employee. Is Brandon one of them? What's that? Is Brandon one of the ones you'd call in? No. Really? I'd say who does? Who this expenditure of spending the most amount of money Brands brand is brand could be brand is a close fourth because Adam and Alan Oh, Alan yeah, that those those three people. Oh, yeah

But make sure you come to my panel where I'm gonna make it rain. They all so They all but that's just that's just expenditure. I was a generate I'm a function without any of those people are not saying he's still in positive like if you took that's exactly The money that he makes and deduct the money he spends he's still probably plus probably Yeah, there's no there's no question out there's no question about that Alan's I own business development absolutely no question about that. Alan's business development. Absolutely, there's no question about that. Who's the worst?

Oh, shit. Who's the worst pro? I don't want to take it away. Don't make me think about these issues. I'm not CEO anymore, I have to think about that stuff. Who's the most profitable, boy? Like, one, he doesn't spend anything, but it just makes loads of money.

No, we spend a lot of people don't have credit cards and can't spend anything. Okay, expense things. The most, probably the most like negative position is like the office manager who buys like everybody snacks and all that stuff. But that's a, yeah, that's a, yeah, that's a,

I really get on the fair question, or the isn't it? It isn't on the fair question. Because some people have expenditures as part of the jobs. Yeah. But I, my only expense is it games. Like I have to buy a game to play. Mm-hmm.

And that's the cost for the company. Well, other people have different, you know, you know, that would be people's salary ways into it too. So, I also pay all of our, one day we're gonna- Server cost for the company. Well, other people have different, you know, the people salary ways into it too. So, I also pay all of our, server bills for the website. I'm gonna pay the salaries, that'll be all. Jesus.

What about salaries? They will get to, what do we get paid people's out? They'll be great. No, but it's like RTX is always like after RTX is like, it is a major endeavor. And it's like this kind of like roaming thing, you like you never know how successful the event's gonna be. But it's basically for us, it's just an awesome kind of it, you know marketing expense essentially

Ruger teeth is like the biggest guest at RTS. I'm so paranoid for this year's RTX because everything has been going so well The planning has been going so smoothly So I'm paranoid I'm just doing great. I'm Motioning it's going down. I'm just paranoid that I'm missing something Mm-hmm like what are we forgetting to do or forgetting to plan? Yeah, that's always, and then you're hit with it. Like, hey, did you do that thing?

Like, oh, right. Fuck. No, we need a mention center. Oh shit, we don't have a convention center. Hey, I'm a little bummed by something that they move the fireworks out to, so stupid. Speedway of the Americas.

Circle the Americas. Circle the America. Circular America. From downtown. Yeah. Yeah. I guess they're doing it. It was right. Yeah, construction. They moved it out to the middle of nowhere. Like no one's going to go out there. Let's call one of the two. They moved it out to the middle of nowhere which is basically a dry field out southeast of Austin. It's going to be a fire. Yeah, there's no, they just, why don't they just light the ground on fire and just call it a day, which is basically a dry field out Southeast of Austin.

This is gonna be a fire. Yeah, there's no, they just, why don't they just light the ground on fire and just call it a day and not fire out the fireworks. And then we can have thousands of people out there helping stop out the wildfire that's gonna start from this. It's the dumbest thing ever. I mean, the firework lanes in the city, there's people around going,

eh, if I can't think of anything later right there. Fire doesn't work in this situation. What? I said, fire doesn't work in this situation. What? I said fire doesn't work in this situation. What? Fireworks, fire. Oh, it's a pun. It's an attempt at a pun.

You're good. I've noticed fucking high today. The stress level that I experience and the pun quality, when the stress goes up, the pun quality goes up. Are you stressed all year round? Ha ha ha ha ha. Also, they're going to charge people parking out there at the circuit of the Americas. That's gonna work out well. It's like a place you cannot

get to anyway, but other than driving. Just sit in your car and watch the fireworks. And then fucking pay for parking out at this taxpayer subsidized facility that we're paying for. I saw a one-time guy for Fourth of July, everybody parked down by the river, they parked by this one restaurant, and a dude like tow truck showed up and started toning away all the cars, and we were the last car in the parking lot

that he was trying to tow away, but he couldn't get out because we had like a wall in the next to us. And so I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I came running up and I saw that he cleared up the entire parking lot, and it was after the fireworks were over. Well, one by one.

I kept apparently, we're giving him some buddies, but he got caught in entire parking lot. And it was after the fireworks were over. Well, one by one. I kept apparently were him into some buddies, but he got caught in the parking lot. And he was like, I just want to drop, because you don't worry about it. I'll just drop your car, because I just need to get out of here. And like he dropped our car down, and he's going to leave, and it's like people like blocked

the parking lot. And we're like, where the fuck are our cars? And I threw that guy in a bad fucking day, from that point on. Because I mean, he's all his families, they just got done. They're probably have from or drunk just a nightmare 11 at night by the time of fireworks and a bunch of little kids screaming at the top of the lungs. They shouldn't a park there I've never I've been told a couple of times. I think I've been told twice and

It's my fault. I park somewhere where there's a, I'm zo-parking a sign. Oh, I speak it a witch. Sorry, sorry. No, no, it's just like it's my fault. I'll take responsibility for it. I'm gonna fucking block a tow truck driver and give him shit about it.

Oh good, good. I hate anyone to interrupt you. You're a very responsible story about there but personal responsibility. Please tell us your responsible story. Have you guys tried the app Ways? Have you tried this yet? It's a total bullshit stupid.

W-A-Z-E. It's's a total bullshit stupid. How you spell it? W-A-Z-E. It's fucking awesome. What is it? How's it going? It's like crowdsourced traffic stuff. So you just run it while you're driving somewhere. And then like if you see a cop, like a speed trap, you just hit a button and hit push cop.

That's it. It is illegal to use an app while driving in the city of Austin. Well, you can also just wave your hand over and talk to it. That also works too. Really? Yeah. I don't know if that's it. It is illegal to use a car. It is illegal to use an app while driving in the city of Austin. Well, you can also just wave your hand over and talk to it. That also works too. Really? Yeah. I don't know if that's true. So, but anyway, you're just driving.

Even if you don't use it on like a push basis, you just pull the information from it, you'll be driving along and like all of us say, police officer reported a half mile ahead. And then you like look down at your little app and it's got the little car away. That's illegal. Then you pull over the next, uh, overpass.

There's a fucking cop right there. No way. It's fucking awesome. That doesn't, that doesn't, how's that legal? It's awesome. It's more than that traffic lights and everything else. I believe that, I believe that, I believe that Google bought them at some point, like within the last year or two.

And now that data is incorporated to, uh, Google Maps traffic. Is that the red lines? So good. It's like a little ghost on wheels and it looks so happy. Oh, all the people, you can see all the other users and cars around you too, and they're all a little happy ghosts. That's just as dumb as a speed camera sign in front of a speed camera. What?

It would just make everyone slow down for that bit and then speed up again afterwards. Well, guess what, Kevin? You don't fucking drive. So you don't get to weigh in on this camera. You say? It's fucking awesome. It's? You don't fucking drive. So you don't get to weigh in on this competition. It's fucking awesome. It's stupid.

It's fucking awesome. It's stupid. How long is she going to work now, by the way? Five, six minutes. It's great, isn't it? I thought I was going equally as far from my house from the old studio in the studio. Not even close. I can hear it in 12 minutes.

Nice. It's fucking awesome. If I hit all the lights. Yeah. And if somebody makes me miss a light, I'm like, you motherfuckers. It's the worst thing in the world. Why don't you move? I'm eventually going to move.

Yeah. Such a pain in the ass. Do it this week. She reupped her lease like a month before we moved out. Yeah, and I renewed it for a year because I don't want to pay a month to month. Good dark. Dark.

I don't care, though. It takes me 15 minutes to get here in the morning. Oh yeah? Do you leave early? Yeah, there's no, no, I leave after a shower. We can say there's no traffic, but you're coming into Austin with traffic. I leave after a rush hour. Oh, that's smart.

Yeah. That's smart. That's one of the ways we have flexibility or sheath is that you can like get here at 9.30 or 10 o'clock, it doesn't matter. So what do you do in the morning from like 8 till 10? I wake up and I shower and I do all this, what do you do? What do you do?

I just go to work when I'm awake. I mean I don't leave a 10. Why do you, you don't put your own house? Why do you soon just wake up and eat? I put my house. Do you munk off? Sometimes. But like I'll watch Netflix, I'll make breakfast.

Do you have breakfast every day? Most days. It's the most important. How life is fascinating to me. Why? I just are there. Because you live alone and it's like a girl. You live alone forever. I think he's fascinated by a girl living alone.

Did you have a kitchen in your place? Yeah. Okay. Wait, so what time do you wake up in the morning? Offate. What time do you, this means half till later, half past? Half past eight. Half past eight. Half past eight. And so you're in work at work by what time?

Sometimes nine, day nine. Yeah. So what do you do for an hour? I'm in. You're in a month off. You're in a month off in the morning? Not. Yeah.

Not in the mornings. It's not an asshole. That's what doesn't have to. I show up. What time do you guys go to bed at night? Every night. What time do you go go to bed at night? Every night. We're talking to you good about. Uh, normally between like midnight and one.

Same. Midnight. Yeah. Does anybody get, does anybody really get like eight hours sleep at night? Anybody really do that? I do, I wake up at eight. So I'm a good about a midnight at eight. You get eight hours sleep?

I wake up at eight. Six or seven for me. That's it. I get like midnight one o'clock and I get a seven thirty. You got to. I got to a little too early. That's ridiculous. I get up 7.30. You got him too, Ellie. I got him a little too early. That's ridiculous. What are you doing in the morning?

I go to the gym, and then I come back and get actually in the morning. I used to go to the gym with you in the morning at like 7 a.m. for like a day and a half a day. Yeah, that's because I'm not a morning person. Yeah, no. You know he's not a morning person. Every girl. Actually, most girls are not.

She is not a morning person. She's me in the morning. Most girls are not. She is not a more important thing. She's me in the morning. Her and that cat. And also, do you get it where they gang up on me? Well, they'll try, they'll say afterwards that was me trying to not be mean. Yeah, what does that mean?

She still really mean it's like, oh, thanks for trying. What would that have been like if you weren't trying to be mean? Yeah, I would hate to have seen that. Yeah, just meet your funeral. Basically. Yeah, she asked us not more person. I was saying quietly, because she's over there,

but she's not more person. I'm sure she gets still here. I don't see her. So what can I say? I don't know. She might be behind you. What do you do? What do you do in the morning?

What? Do you piss her off in the morning? I don't mean to. She inadvertently pisses me off. It happens sometimes. Are you like one of those bright chipper assholes in the morning? I am, she's talking. I'm fucking hate it. See, that's what I'm like. I pissed off. It happens sometimes. Are you like one of those Brett Chipper assholes in the morning? I am, she's fucking hate it.

I keep that fucking. See, that's what I'm like. I leap out of it. Eyes are open, it's like, new day, let's do it. Let's do it. And then I lose steam like an hour later. I'd probably drag ass the first hour I'm awake. Really?

Yeah, like I'm just so groggy and out of it. I've been using my fucking snooze so much lately. Snooze is dangerous game. I think it's the dumbest thing in the world. I'm just like, why don't I just wake up? I'm not getting quality sleep for 10 minutes. Don't fall asleep, Eva, what are you talking about? It's not quality.

It's over in a second. You're like, closer, I'm like, oh, fuck. But to me, the best part about sleeping is the little before period where you're just about to fall asleep. Yeah, but that's like. It's so good. If you get another hour, if you wake up an hour early, you're like, oh my god, I have another hour to sleep.

This is the best thing in the world. One is 10 minutes. You don't feel anything after. I hate to calculate. I hate to do this entire thing. I don't do any more math than when I'm about to go to sleep. It's like, well, I'm about to go to sleep now. Seven, I have four years.

I'm constantly doing hour math in my head when I'm going to have no sleep. But this is theze button a standard measurement Is it eight minutes on all? No, it's nine minutes nine minutes on my iPhone It's basically just add my my a lot of clock is eight years. There's not standard then years to fucked up I've never heard of an eight minutes your snooze isn't based on the official snooze Mount of a nap King Charlemagne No, no, the snooze is a measurement of time of nine minutes

It's the measurement of time of nine minutes. It's the amount of... No, some might. It's an option where a snooze, a European snooze is nine minutes, too. Nine minutes, they just add to the end of the thing. I never heard of that. Maybe it's an iPhone snooze.

I think it's just an iPhone. You know what, you talk about standards. This is something that's become standardized in my lifetime. You go back 10 years, 15 years, nobody had the same time. We all have the same time now. Everybody has the same time on their phone.

It's all standardized. That's a relatively new thing. Like, some people's watches could be off by 10 or 15 minutes from each other. And you'd see a, like a, because you remember like, what was the standard for seeing time out and about? Where would you see a clock that was reliable? Side of the road.

But where specifically? Bank. Banks. Banks would show you the time. Did you ever just dial one, two, three? Uh, what was it? That's the first stroke. The time sponsored by Acurist.

Yeah, what is this? I don't know, there's, there's, you dial the clock. It's the talking clock. There was a service where you would call on the phone and it would tell you what time it was. That's how unstanderedized time was. That it was, you would pay, I think 50 cents to find out what time it was.

Yes. And it would say at the third stroke, and then it would go, boop, boop, boop, boop. And on the third beep, that would be the time. Then you knew it was 5.56 p.m. That's it. Or on the TV at midnight, on New Year's.

That's where the time was as well. Also information. When was the last time anybody? How many call centers are left? Did we talk about this already? How many call centers are left where they give you 411 information, like directory assistance? Like you call them and go, yeah, I need the number for the Academy. Sports goods, good, good.

Is that one call center left that does that anywhere in the US? Finding out, no, like one one eight, one one eight. You've never heard of calling information for a number Well, I was this different services in England where you can call for number They will start with one one eight and then there's different companies like one eight five hundred Yeah, you never have your American expression. What's the four one one? Yeah, yeah, I mean that's that's done That's the the dial for information that information is directory assistance. I never got that So now I don't care like there you go. That's what well it's cloak that. So now I'm going to care about that. There you go.

Well, it's cloak wheel. What's 311? There is no 311. No, that's the computer. That's the computer. Is that non emergency? I thought it's 611. No, I think that's like if you call 311 in Austin, you connect to the city of Austin.

You can report like non emergency stuff. But if you just got progressively less important, 911 is an emergency. 611 is like, good, it's pretty bad. Three-one is just like, I'm not happy with my life. Two-one-one. I feel well today. What do you want to talk about? If you call three-one-one here, the song Amber.

That's great. A parent, a parent, I found out the answer to why, supposedly why a snooze is nine minutes. How, because they just add the digit. It's like a, it's an analog. Is that enough time before you full-body? I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess. It's like an analog. Is that enough time before you full block the digit? I'm gonna guess. It's like an analog thing where they would set the gear back

so far for the alarm and it was just like, there's nine years, nine years. And then the big gears, the one digit basically. Close, essentially. Like they wanted snooze to be, it was an analog thing. They wanted snooze to be 10 minutes max, but the mechanism was never precise. So it always ended up being nine minutes and something.

And then when they switched to digital, which was more precise, they could just make it nine minutes flat. Yeah, but time is 12. Yeah, but it's just like a legacy thing. Time is 12. Well, I'm gonna say, go, go, go, go. I know what it is.

I know what it is. Wait, I'm eating you chewed enough thing in this point. Gavin's brain time is... No, no, no, no, no, last week. We were one to one. Yeah, we were one to one. Oh, no, no, no, no, last week. We were one to one? Yeah, we were one to one. Oh, no, no, no. Okay, so go ahead.

Gavin just said time is 12. So time is 12 means that... Time is 12. There are 12 hours. 12, one, two, three, four, five, six, and then I tell you 11, 12, and also 60 minutes and an hour, which is divisible by 12. You break it down into five sections of 12.

Gavin? Oh yeah, like why would you? Yeah, I'm gonna say yes. You said go on man. Good, so why am I moving the 10 to the 1 now? It's like the 10 was the arbitrary part. They just wanted it to be 10 minutes max. But they couldn't make it precise.

Do you ever tell someone like, I'll meet you there at 512. What? If time is 12? If time is 12, I'm going to be either 5. I'll be either 12 minutes. I'll see you there at 1012. You don't see that. I guess not.

I was thinking how many numbers are on the face. What are you on about? What are you talking about? All right, we got to wrap up on that wonderful note. I, we have complained about on the podcast before, a little bit. I saw we have complained about it on the podcast for a little bit. I saw World War Z on Netflix, the unrated version. Should totally watch it unrated.

Is it better? It's, you forget it was a zombie movie that was PG-13. It's way better unrated. So, unrated, I mean like, re-rated, but better. Re-rated, but better. I had a pretty good time. I didn't have it because Brad Pitt showed up. That was pretty cool.

Oh, everything. Yeah. Listen, I had a feeling that was coming because the screen that we went to was delayed for an hour and a half for someone. It was not attracted at all to him. Unknown reason.

You weren't at that moment. At that moment. Or just like, amp. Really? Yeah. I thought it was gonna be a private screen. I thought it was gonna be a Bob just like. Booby.

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