Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #281

Episode Date: July 22, 2014

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Hi YouTube. This week featuring Bernie. Barbara, we're going backwards this time. Gavin, Gus, and Gus. Bernie, I'll your double Gus. That was gonna get me some. So for people who maybe don't watch the livestream particularly, this is a special podcast. Gavin Gus and Gus oh your double Gus triple gun So for people who maybe don't watch the livestream particularly this is a special Podcast because with the live stream is going out to the public typically live streams are just for sponsors on our website

Yeah, everybody this is going to everybody are you to our eb team screwed the pooch the late today's episodes We're like nice. Do they hate you so much right now today's episode to be like, then do something nice. Do they hate you so much right now? They're working their asses off all day. So we're live right now with people who want to interact. And now they can tweet us with hashtag our two podcast. We'll try to keep an eye on it.

And if we see anything interesting, we'll pick it out. But chances are, you're not going to say it's interesting. I don't know if we're all, we'll try to keep it. But they're not interesting. Sorry. So we're here to talk about science, Dixix and whatever happened to us. I would like this week I've been gagging all day because I just put up I just put up the most disgusting episode of the slow-mo guys I've ever done. Oh, you posted. I love it up. I was rushing. That's why I was so late

I always missed the beginning of the podcast, but it went up. Yeah It's what I was posting stuff while posting stuff while waiting for other stuff to be posted. Yeah, that's how much stuff we're making But I've gagged so much today editing it that might I'm out of gagged Well, I feel like someone could just put a hot dog straight down my throat and I wouldn't gag it Remember that conversation about Kerry and his like open thing here with his nasal shit drip brewing into his mouth. I Bring into the mouth. I See oh That's impressive. Yeah, yeah, I'm very proud to say that I made Gavin his drink this evening. We're drinking got a he was And I'm not saying that correctly. I'm sure but I offered also to make this for everybody never goes

Not a one it nice. It's here. Try mine. That's right. They tried mine. They're like oh god damn It's really what could I did right what he said? Yeah, I'll have one make me one. Yeah, he didn't get shit Just go for it. What is it? So it's like it's some liquor. I'm not familiar with and coffee. The liquor is called 43. Guarante y tres. Am I saying that right? Close enough.

OK. And then it's espresso with it. That's it. Over ice. So it's espresso. What a cultural episode this is. It is. And then we can go watch Dan Barff afterwards.

So it's just espresso over ice with this stuff in it. And it's fucking awesome nice It's so good. Yeah, I feel like they already have a picture I feel like old booze should have coffee in it because it they just go see so well. I get worried though Bernie is not a coffee drinker and when he drinks coffee he becomes a fucking maniac. I've had a couple of these Yeah, that's not good like at the old office at congress anytime I saw like a cup of coffee in the sand I was like oh shit. I would say like what's that what are you doing?

What it he just gets she's like goes through the fucking room. It's like pop I would finish It's like but it takes a couple hours It's I start to just like vibrate. I don't know where this is the caffeine that is in coffee is different than the caffeine I could drink like so you didn't order it five coaks no but it's caffeine right there's no like different methods of getting there's more of it in coffee than like I could drink two red bowls I could drink two coaks if I have two cups of coffee fuck it well coffee does other stuff to it like it makes you poo is it yeah yeah but is it is it does it do that to everyone's bedside manner?

Does it make everyone poop? Because like I see people at the airport drinking coffee. Gavin doesn't poop. Just the fuck I don't know what I mean. So what I mean, the coffee's already taken effect. Because I see people at the airport getting on planes like ordering coffee and drinking a cup of coffee. I would never fucking do that.

I'm not gonna take a dump on that plane. I didn't do that. Today I was in a customs line. What is wrong with your butt? I don't poo when I drink coffee I don't get the coffee that's doing it. It's the Mental representation of coffee like I could take a sip of coffee. I need to dump yeah, there's no way It's what my way through. I have a couple of steps. It's like I'm gonna poo like me to leave that's a I got you that for a gift Was it for your birthday? I got you a bug his birthday?

I got you that for a gift was it for your birthday? I got you a mug. She's for his birthday? No, the company makes me poop mug. I got him a coffee mug that I took at home. I wasn't mad that you took it home. I used it at home. If I used a hand, that's going to be some scummy asshole with it on his desk. Wow.

Nice to meet you, co-workers. Speaking of our co-workers, our EV's like our co-workers fucked up. We can't have nice things in this office. What happened? You didn't see what happened we oh yeah That's so we have two buildings right we have this stage where we're in right now We're broadcasting from and across the parking lot we have another story by the way this thing okay go ahead To move back into like we will carry packages back and forth we got a bicycle with a basket Let's talk about that. Okay. First of all. Why the fuck do we need a bike to go?

What is it 50 feet how far is it?? It's not like a good 200 300 feet Caleb does it all the time I ride my bike to work and I leave it in my office and Caleb comes into my office takes my bike So he can write you have to walk the other way to get to my office You just walk across it takes like a minute listen We have two doors here. It is handy if you're carrying a lot of shit And you put it in the basket to take it with you on a bike when they're carrying shit if there's a basket me no No, no the bike is ever outside the bike is always inside So you've got to like open two doors and get the bike through

Just you got open doors how fucking hard? I'm gonna Outside those doors is a pain in the ass Especially if you go a bus get on the thing. Those are heavy doors. Well, we don't have, ultimately we'll have a bike rack to lock it to outside your fear of thing door. Where's the door?

Ultimately. Where's the door? I know the store. I want to get to. I want to get to. I want to get to. The shoe to silver to the bungalow. What?

A bathroom store? Let's put this in perspective. What are we talking about here? We're talking about the average, shocking, all parking lot. Not even that big. A grocery store parking lot. Yeah. That's how big an area we're talking about the average shocking mall parking lot, not even that big, a grocery store parking lot. That's how big an area we're talking about walking across. And that is too much for everybody here. So we got a bike, which is very well used and lots of people use.

Everybody use it, not only apparently. Everybody's an asshole. So over the weekend, Miles sent an email to everyone in the company with just a picture of the back tire of that bike. Full of like a taco. I said email first before that. Who? Miles sent an email before that. I just said Miles sent an email to everyone in the company with just a picture of the back tire that bike Folded like a taco first before that who? Miles said an email I just said Miles sent an email. It was not just a picture though. Oh I'm saying he sent an email with the picture. That was the follow-up. You know the shunny thing was about the email

No, I'm saying email look what he did you see me. Well, he's the same email. He's been tired It wasn't just him by the way Carrie was also so this morning when I got here both independently Miles and Carrie came to apologize to me because he they knew I was gonna be really mad about the bike and They independently both said we weren't doing anything reckless with it. We were both just riding on it at the same time See why you think reckless We were both just on the bike built for one I don't know why everyone's so mad about this. The bike's a piece of shit. Well, like why were we even fussed about it?

It was like it's a $10 bike. Here's where I've set me about it. Now that's like a $300 bike. What I've set me about it is, I mean, it's equipment. It's just going to happen to it. What I've set me about it was that the way the email came across was, hey, the back tire on the bike needs to be fixed. And then inside the body of the email was, Kerry and I were riding the bike together. We hit a pod hole. We broke the back tire on the bike needs to be fixed. And then inside the body of the email was,

Kerry and I were riding the bike together, we hit a pod hole, we broke the back tire. And it was like, so somebody else fixed this bike. That we broke. I mean, that was literally what the email said. You gotta admit that, that's way better than what usually happens, which is someone will break something and then just put it back and not tell anyone.

I'll say it. So it was someone needs to use it and it's broke. I will give them credit for that. So I couldn't get too mad at them. I was like, at least they fessed up to it I also at least it broke in a funny way if Von dropped the fucking hammer on them She even went right back to the list and you see see everybody in the company which nobody ever does as much as they're saying She was disappointed which is probably like the worst thing you could say to anybody

It was like the total parental Smackdown. I'm very disappointed in you. If others are VP of operations, not many people would know about. I'm disappointed the way you treat our equipment, I think it's what she said. I'm so happy. We had to fill out time sheets at the company. Frutal. There's this, it takes about two seconds to fill out your time sheet.

Absolutely not. And because it only takes two seconds to fill it out, a lot of people let them stack up. You're supposed to fill out one a week and it gets into us an email. Why aren't you having an email on my phone? And it takes forever, you go, we're like, I mean, you don't't have email on a fucking computer. No, you're a professional adult. No, I'm not.

Yes, you don't, you don't ever check email on your computer. It's on my phone. Really? Well, I don't look at have my emails on my work computer. I'm like, people go on that all the time. They don't log into your computer. I mean, who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your computer? Who else in your I don't log into you. You can do it. You can do it. Don't you have a personal laptop? I use Y-mean, I smash the screen on it. I used to. Doesn't that point in reading the amount of that thing though? You don't use it anymore.

I've done it on mobile jacks. You're a fucking monitor for that thing. I set it up. Could you also just like copy the link and like send it to yourself on Facebook and then do it on a computer or some shit like that? To the time sheet. Sure. But in the bottom of the screen, we'll set out this email saying, on my computer or some shit like that, to the time sheet. Sure. But I'm not giving up on that. And we'll sit out this email saying,

here's the list of people who haven't done time sheets. It's like a shaming list that goes out. And you'll see somebody with like four. And I'm like, fuck, I'm two. Who's higher than me? Okay, yeah, he's looking at me. So today and the last one that came out, I for like six months, I've been filling out time cards.

So I wouldn't end up on that email. And it finally came out. And it was like, I wasn't on it anywhere. And all of a sudden, I was like, get up, I was like, get people is like I was like you know I was like you know I was not I was shocked you're always on the list never anywhere on the list and my name alphabetically I was always near the top two why do you have to fill out time sheets that's for the state of Texas because because you have to fill them out I because I work on different stuff you own the company just like I'm the altar I'm trying to tell people the same thing you come to my next meeting point to people because I've tried this

No, it should be like it has a little drop down like each thing like achievement hunter Broadcast will let one of them should just be owner because I said to everything I could just do a administration 100% but it actually it's a significant amount of hours because if I'm one person out of say 65 to 85 people that work here, you know depending on time of year it is You know, it's it's for qualifying for incentives for the state of Texas because entertainment and production comes with a certain amount of incentives And we have to wait to qualify and a big problem we have is that TV productions and film productions is that TV productions and film productions, they're one project.

So they all fall under one lump thing. And even though Rupert is like a channel and a destination on the internet, we can't get everything to qualify as one thing. And so we're kind of working on that process right now. So like unfortunately, it's like, I mean, it's like even like you work at achievement hunter and that department of Rupert's,

even that every single show in there is considered a different show. Like we can't even put them together under the Achievement Hunter show even. We can't even do that. So we're working on it. So it's important. So, like your fucking time sheet. I already do. I have to do like four different things.

You can't be bothered. You just don't want to show up on that list, do you? You just got to zoom on your phone and look. I've never been on that list before. I've never been on that list. I was on the list one time because it was detecting those emails a spam for a while So I was just never getting likely excuse that never happened to me, but I totally said it did If I was getting mad cuz I she hadn't sent one of those out in months

Months she hadn't sent one of the shaming list out and I thought is she waiting until I fuck up and I don't submit a thing She's gonna send it she really waited just long enough and she's like, okay, fuck it, he won't miss it. I starved her out, dude. Yeah. He was like, game of Thrones with a siege. He was not at the point at this time. So, wait, can we, before we get too far off the topic

of the people that work here are assholes. Okay. Can I talk a little bit about what's sitting on my lap? Yes. Oh, yeah, raise or, they sent me, I talked to them at PAX East and they had all new razors out and they were very nice and sponsored RTX a couple of years ago and gave us laptops and we've used them all over the place.

And so all of a sudden on last week, sometime before I was on a vacation, short vacation last week, but a box showed up on my desk, a UPS box and it was from razor. And I opened it up and there's this awesome new laptop in it. But there's no note of any kind. And I remembered that I talked to one of the guys at Razer when he talked about how cool the new laptop's aren't everything like that. And so I've got this laptop addressed to me with no note in it. And so I'm like, fuck, do I have a, do I just get a free laptop?

I did, that's something great, it's the thing ever. And so I like, you were the I don't know if you remember But I wandered into achievement her off in the office and I was like really quiet and I was like Because achievement I got a bunch of other let's play stuff. What one point? I said so do we get that we get a we need razors today? Everybody goes no no we get any razors today Why would you get razors and then Ryan goes it was Ryan's the smartest guy in the whole office I'm shutting the door Ryan goes why do you ask why do

So that I go back to my email and I write that I write Adam and Gus and Alan the two atoms and Alan and Gus and I write A razor laptop just showed up on my desk. Does anyone know why it's here or why it came to my desk None of them replied back to the entire email chain. They all replied back privately. Alan texted me directly. He goes, oh yeah, what model is that? I go, no, no, Everybody and then Gus literally I had it like four hours and Gus is like comes and he goes, here, I need this for something I just got it back true. I just got it back. You were like here check this out. It's really cool. It's like, comes and he goes, here, I need this for something. And it was like, that's not true. I just got it back. That's not true. I just got it back.

You were like, here, check this out. It's really cool. It's like, yeah, it's awesome. I picked it up because it was the battery. It was dad's going to plug it in. I picked it up to grab the power supply. And he was, where are you going with that? I was like, I'm just lifting it to get the power supply out

of the box. You fucked the maniac. It was like so expensive. So now when it tells the story, I was sneaking out of his office with it. I literally lifted it six inches to get the power cord out from under it. Okay, then at one point in my made-up story This fitting with you going like this. This will be great for next place You got all like his like I can see is like his sweaty

Trying to ask if you could use it for a let's play. Because we're so what for let's play. I mean, capture with it. I don't know if he's going to take it over. What's he going to do with it? Everybody needs a subterfuge when a new piece of equipment shows out. Why does it have to be a first place? You just say everyone's out to get your shit. You just sound like all these crazy conspiracy theories in your head.

You've like built all these narratives about people coming to take your shit. Adam did the same thing. Adam was like, did you admit that you wanted it? No, absolutely not Adam very specifically said to me he goes so the new razor came in is what he said not what razor He said it like it was an asumped of thing that there was a razor on its way and then he knew what it was for And I was like get the fucking away from it. I sure know if I found out they were very nice and they sent me a razor to look at. There's a further new model. It's cool to touch screen.

And then to look at and then use and then keep and then continue to keep. Yes. Why do you ask me questions? He's not a cop. It's awesome. I like the crazy thing about that is it's got like a touch screen on it.

And Bernie was like, well, yeah, it's a Windows 8 machine. Of course, that's a touch screen. And I said, I have a laptop with Windows 8. Does it have touchscreen. He was don't all laptops have Windows 8 laptops have touch screens So like an idiot I go back to my laptop and I start like trying to touch the screen. It doesn't work Now my fucking laptop has like fingerprints all over it. That's the thing about it I didn't want to touch screen laptop because I want a fingerprint on my screen Yeah, and that's just a glass like you get a finger print. Yeah, fucking style

That's so much one over here. It's fingering in what coffee Bernie by the way If you have your Your experience is that kind of people Bernie? That's gonna be a great hot cuz I don't wait till that coffee cut Going back a little bit here. I want to talk about this fucking bathroom that we no longer have out here. Yeah, it's a big problem. So... Do people know our bathroom situation at the studio? I don't think we've ever heard of it. Actually, no, the bathroom situation. Why they get rid of it?

So, we, there's actually in this stage where we are, there's no bathrooms in here. If you need to use the facilities, you have to walk outside, and there used to be a little building out there with bathrooms for you could do your business. But that got torn down, like three weeks ago now to make better bathrooms Two weeks ago, it's literally been a pipe sticking out of the ground for three weeks With no construction started and today they showed up and put orange tape around it And it's a close and we tear it down if we were ready to start and for the first couple of days the pipe in the ground was just spewing water It was so gross. It took it took out a water too.

Like we didn't have any water for a day and a half. So we're gonna get bad. Is it gonna be more bugs in that? There's gonna be I think better bathrooms and a shower, which will be nice for the people. The old box rooms are fine. How? I mean, besides me, ever use the shower at the old office.

No, I used it. We've talked about it. When I did the short where I had man he's all over me. Oh, right. Yeah. We have a couple of different fringe benefits at the office. Manny. Yeah, you'd set it.

You said mayonnaise. You said mayonnaise. You did, you did. Manny's. Yeah, I thought you said mayonnaise. When you said I thought you said mayonnaise. Manny's. Manny April.

Maa? What? Maa. Maa. Maa? Mammies. How do you say it? Manny's. April, man man Mammies, how do you say mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise Man, I guess I guess I said see man that's the list of stuff. Gus can't say for me Man, yes, you can be hammered but hold the mayonnaise. Yeah, I see mayonnaise man. It's correct man. He's isn't I said mayonnaise Man is correct man is isn't I said man is

All right, no everyone's never was too confused the conversation is Ed is gone I just say like a man's a's Man says a ease of a man man man's a's so yeah, we've been waiting three weeks with no We have what's called a honey wagon. We have three different bathrooms Which is a trailer with a toilet in it does not smell like honey That smells like the furthest thing possible in the world from honey a very nice portable bathrooms basically no They're pretty nice bathroom. It's air conditioned and clean for the most part Yeah, if I would you a concert head bath I bath. The girls are not exactly. They're girls are not exactly. They're girls are not exactly.

I would be very happy. You have two stalls in the girl's bathroom. Two? Yeah. We have a, there's a stall in a, in a urinal in there. The guys just lock each other out. I mean, as soon as you go in there to use it, it's just like,

the problem is, as you're walking up like, there's steps to get up there, you open the door before you get to the top step, you're like, right, I level with someone's crotch if they're sitting on the toilet. Oh, that's not true. You're like lined up with the up with the gap in the door. I always look away as I open the door

because I don't want to open it and see someone in there. Oh, he's scared of. This is how it's all sex is hanging there. He's scared of that. They're literally the thing. So we'll see someone's cock while they're taking a crap. You see the crap coming out of their ass. Oh, that was all stood up with poo full of that.

I don't know. We full of animals that work here I do not look when I open that door Who would you least want to walk in on? Anybody? You've walked in on somebody Do you ever talk about who you walked in on? I think you did When we still have the temporary bathroom

side of the house they got thrown down I guess for a little while one of the locks didn't work right? It didn't show occupied. Right so you would you on the inside you would think it was locked but it hadn't actually locked the last guy. So I walked up to the door one day and opened it and and Lindsay was sitting on the toilet and I was like, I'm so sorry, it says I know I can't buy. It was like the most like, such a lazy idea. No! No, it was like, I'm sorry, you can't wear a white earring now.

Yeah, this is like a month ago. Yeah, you know what I mean? You'd be having a nice calm poo and someone just rattles on the door and it makes you, it makes your bumhole go to scissors Like you get a nice smooth poo you'll just snip it and it's like ah God's sake It's gonna be a messy one. You get to scare that your butt hole like paint it up. Well you clenched because of Fear right Well, no, like if you jump your ass clenches Well, or I guess some people shit themselves up, which is the opposite

What do you do if you help? Do you squeeze your aina? So do you blast out? Never thought about it I've never like tested it. I never been Mid-log, you know like do you shut it off or do you back your head? I'm a titan a little bit Let me just give you ever been so scared that you did either shit yourself or piss your pants No, never no, never I Laughing you pissed yourself laughing really? It's just a little like tinkle It's a trouble otherwise I'd be worried apparently in the animal kingdom that they you put yourself to be light to when you run away

Yeah, and that's I think why humans. It's also like how you scare off predators who are trying to eat you right? You just like shit yourself and like oh fuck that's gross. I can find another one You know those like bungee jump rides they have at carnivals or theme parks. Yeah I've seen video of people who have like shit themselves from those because they got so scared for their life If you're if you're that scared of falling how do you jump? How do you like? All right. How are you okay with doing that doing what like I would never do one of those bunch of jump things go for it I would do it. You know, I said video and read it today of a guy who fell into like a pad like one of those air pads And they said it was a 52 meter fall actually don't have a perspective on how far that is close to 160 feet

Yeah 160 feet, okay, and the way he fell was he just had his feet his sneaker feet hooked on the platform And as he's hanging like that and then he just like kind of like let go with his own feet And then just fell that hold this and then these are a couple flips and at the end He was really far away because the camera was pointed straight down from the platform But like at the end I was like how's he gonna like you know orient himself right? So he lands on his back and it's like he like looked at the last second and then I always wonder that when I see people do falls like that This guy flipped a bunch of times to like how do you make sure you don't land on your neck? You just don't do that ever.

Yeah. I said I flipped a guy that goes down the bungee cord breaks and then he didn't even hit the pad. He did because some of them had those air pads right underneath it and he just made miss that too. Oh, you guys. No, just dud. That's it.

Just studded. Just studded. Yeah, it was gross. What? So he did die. No, he just. He's it. Just dudded. Just dudded? Yeah, it was gross. What in the world did that? No, he just dudded. He just hurt himself real bad. Yeah, he's hurt himself real bad. Oh, yeah. I think it's like I think you could fall off your own two feet and kill yourself. But you could also fall like a hundred feet and be probably okay. You know, it's like falling is like a total crap shoot.

You don't want everyone to take that gamble. but you can, I mean, people kill themselves falling in like ice. Yeah. You started your head. Well, yeah, exactly. Or your neck. Your head or your neck or your back or your spleen or your anything or don't head on your balls.

Just straight on. Really painful. So I've finished, I finally finished and I have lied for a while in the podcast and said that I have read all the Game of Thrones books. But this story about falling because in episode one or chapter one of that fucking book somebody falls. Yeah. That kid lived in that and he fell out of a tree. And that was a long time ago, right? Is like fucking middle ages and shit.

Fuck yeah, he was in a coma. He was paralyzed. He's paralyzed. That's not a little living. Well, I don't know the guy who fell out of the bungee jump thing. I don't know, he wasn't paralyzed. I also, I also another bungee jump where the guy goes backwards You see that's like over a river yeah, the guy's backwards and is a joke to the loose end of a rope at a two

That's a shaker pants. I will climb off the rope and fucking kill those there's a you know a few weeks ago I talked about that series of videos on YouTube where the Japanese guys go around trying to eat all the hamburgers in LA With a wheel that wear points. I went and watch it was all this popular combo. Most of popular combo. Fucking great videos, I don't know if you'll watch it if you haven't seen these. They have another video. There's very few of their videos that have English subtitles.

Most of them are all in Japanese. But another one of the videos they do have is a series where that one guy, Megwin, like tries to go all day without peeing and then goes and does a bungee jump. Just see if the bungee jump makes him peer not Oh my god, yeah, so he'd go in a hurry, but he just drinks water like a ton of water Then he dresses up in a spider-man outfit and he's just like dancing around waiting like to try to get on the bungee jump to jump on the bridge It's a burst your blood. Oh fucking great. They have a ton of a ton of great video Yeah, like I don't know in that situation would you be like tensing on purpose or if you're just gonna let it all go? Yeah, I feel like

Sometimes if I hold it for too long, I it's hard to stop paying do you ever get that yeah cuz it's like to like that pain Almost get everything back into Great pocket you know I'm sorry, but actually it's actually really really Um, I'm sorry, I read it, but it's actually a really, really bad idea to hold you in that long or also to drink that amount of water because you can poison yourself with water. I don't know. I think back when we were a first start in the podcast, it was that lady who killed herself

trying to win a Wii. We for a Wii. Oh, right. Hold your Wii for a Wii. And it was when we, uh, we used the first year they came out in the tendo we they went a year with low hardware like inventory to where you could you couldn't get them. They were nowhere.

You just couldn't buy an Nintendo we they weren't such a demand and some radio station held a contest where it was hold your we for a week. It was a contest like eight people. They would all just drink water and the last person to break and go to the bathroom. They won the week. And this lady died of water poisoning.

That sounds really illegal. Yeah, there was a big problem. I mean, it was one of the things like, we talked about it with the immersion podcast at RTX, but like a banana thing. It's like, we were like, I was trying to think of all the weird shit that could be going wrong. And when the entrance were peeling all those bananas, I was like, are we, are we, are we just, this might be not something we're aware of, but handling a lot of bananas could be a bad thing.

Right, it's like a thing you hear about later, like, right, of course you could peel bananas, but if you peel a thousand of them, you're going to get banana peel poisoning. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're thinking else were black. They were whole hands were black from that stuff. It was really bizarre. They were like oxidizing. But anyway, so that, that we, it's what we looked it up on Google and apparently it's not an issue.

Did you know that pineapple can dissolve your mouth? A few too much pineapple. Dude, I ate a can of pineapple. One time as a kid and drank the juice out of the can, I've never had that bad stomach ache in my life. I thought I was going to fucking die. Pineapple juice, though, apparently makes certain things smell good or taste good. Cone.

Yeah. And the vagina. Yeah, I can make it to my ear, I'll self that. Ha ha ha ha. Listen, listen, little Bernie, you're going to have some sweet gizz later. Yeah, it's every awesome. But John as well. Yeah I know that one See you educational this is science portion of the podcast Kind of dicks related later on when you blow your load at the Sears catalog lingerie

years catalog linger a s a a a a a No, imagine a world with no internet. It's like this is the best you've got. It's either this or a scramble television signal where you might see a boob, maybe, or VHS porn,

or porn you find in the woods, which we've talked about. What was like the most key G-Image you've ever jerked it to? Oh, man. Let me think about that. Okay. Guess you know. You've got to be something catalog related. Um... Catalog definitely. Yeah, because like, when you're a teenage boy,

you just want to jerk it constantly. Like that, I mean, and go. And then we go. Pointy bros. Excuse me, I'll be in the honeywag. 13 August would be popping a raging boner right now. Gross. It's gotta be something like that.

You're betgling in the left. You know, he knows our pain. He knows our pain. I don't know, I can't think it was the most PG image. It would be awful. I'm gonna show you some g-rated stuff. Have you ever done it to a non-human?

You've asked this question on the podcast before. No, just Jessica Rabbit. Or like, uh, just a rabbit's human? She's a cartoon. She's a cartoon. She's an animated. She's a drawn human that doesn't count All right, then yes someone drew my girlfriend that's not weird. We mean you

You've never you've never been aroused by a drawn image before no like a painting or anything like that You have he's the one who doesn't think picks our movies are emotional because it's just drawings yeah, no I can't really admit that I have freely admit that you just I'm sure I'll go just grab I have freeze framed as a younger person. I pretty sure I freeze framed as a younger person Jessica rabbit quite a bit. Yeah, like image still by still through the VHS tape Well, like a pull a screen would be like Yeah, I learned what the AB function does on a what do you do in there on a DVD player it's on the remote this is the remote

I mean you told where it was the loop yeah you can set a point to be point and they just loops back and forth between that yeah so was that a lot of like Jesus sure absolutely I'm learning a lot about you guys that I told you I sometimes make it do like that the rule is it's different place before the internet

let me tell you oh my god I just came with the ultimate question. Oh great. Bob, yeah, have you ever Fotted yourself To why can't you just use a normal word to one of the penises that you've drawn? No Absolutely not are they based anything like no What's it like what's your basis that you see like a lot of imagery of penis is growing up? No, is it is it one first penis in your mind that you draw over and over or is each of them a different penis that you've seen during the course of your life?

Because it's consistently circumcised, that's for sure. Because you know, that's my experience. Okay, otherwise it'd be blasphemy. I'm doing it. Have you ever given an unsuccised penis a draw? Nope. Just try it. See, I guess. You're trying to put a turtleneck sweater on one penis a draw? Nope. Just try it. See you all guys. You're trying to put in like a turtleneck sweater on one

with a turtleneck up over the neck. So Gavin, if you've never been aroused by even like a painting or drawing or anything like that, what is the most PG image that you've ever been aroused by? Man, that is a blankadster i've ever seen i did the same thing though it's like you're like going to a lot big so so what am i gonna be looking at paintings anyway or like a drama or something like fan art or something or just like people's like you know like you know what i mean people's drawings or a girl who has

drawn herself getting fucked by a tiger oh there you go yeah come on that's hot just grab it alright people people post guns. There's no Winnie making weird Probably This conversation weird absolutely I don't even think that's happened we're admitted to joking drinking it to a fucking cat like you got to give us something I don't know

Robbable you any kids want a cow Is it always making women or is there like sometimes girls and bikinis? I don't know either I got the bank before you had the bank. You didn't always had the bank You had your posters on your wall. Yeah, that's was just approved to his parents. It wasn't gay Couple of lesbians good at it. Yeah, I'll go to that I'll go to that. I'll go to that. Why were you, if you're, I mean, you, you got the posters, you put the girly posters up on your wall

because you were worried that your parents actively tell you that they thought you were gay or you thought, that they thought they were gay. They thought that. I was like, I, this will prevent that. It'll come to it. I was like, I mean, I should prove that I'm not gay to them, maybe.

Why is that? To your parents. I'm, I'm prove that I'm not gay to them, maybe. Why is that? To your part. I'm befuddled. I'm befuddled too. I never asked this question more directly than it's come up before. So you were worried that you were acting in a way or you were, that was a natural progression as an adult, that your parents would just assume you were gay, and that you had to get posters to prove that you weren't.

Why I never had any goes around, sir. I was like, I'm maybe think okay. Well, how old were you back then? I was 13. Well, I don't have a good shirt. I don't have a good shirt. You're fucking 13 years old. You're not tender back then.

It wasn't like I was worried about it or anything. That was just like, that was my choice for buying them. It really was. So did you like, so did you go to the store? I was like, well, opposed it with a ton of booze on it, because I didn't want them to think I was a loser either You know your friends think you were a loser. Yeah That is the saddest thing I've ever heard

A poster with tons of booze you like the poster with the booze? They're not gonna think I'm losers. I'm somebody because I have a poster with booze I'm 13 they're gonna see how much I love booze I'm a somebody I'm not a loser. I'm drunken sexually active I'm 13 I'm a somebody I'm not a loser. I'm drunken sexually active team winner Okay, all right a shrug that's what we get fair enough. That's all we get from Gavin but anyway, I was gonna say that um and I we probably talked about the same thing

When the we win a wee by holding your wee contest came up, but Jeff Prokest the guy who is the host for Survivor, which I think Survivor's still in the air. Yeah, he has an aged a bit. Well, he had a urethra problem or something along the sides because he would be on set for so long and he would hold his pee for so long

that he actually hurt himself doing that. Wow. Yeah, I heard that he was on the Howard Stern Show, he was talking about it. It was about the same time that Johnny Knoxville talked about how he broke His penis. Yeah, he's a Catholic. He has to have a long time. Catholicer himself every time he wants to go to the bathroom. At least he did back then.

He broke his penis. He did, so he messed himself up. On a bike. Yeah, he was up in the air over a motorbike and he fell. I think the handlebar went up right up the car. I like pushed his nub in. I don't even have a penis like a band. It was like years that he had to self-catheter. I think it was like three or four years he was gonna have to do that. I'm glad he doesn't have to do it anymore. Yeah I assume he's done but man that was it was it was rough. Hey since we I'm gonna go to some questions from the the YouTube's. Did you live in a friend house and you had to prove you're cool to your folks? What does that mean?

Well, you can't just read the first question you see, at least. What's the name? That little bit. Let me at least mention this while you're looking there for questions. I'll remind everyone this episode of the podcast is brought to you by Games. Or as we call them, Games. They've got a couple of new products. They don't have anything for me to say.

So I'm going to mention some of their new products. They've got available follow this year. They've got a new 15.5 inch LED display. It's got HDMI dedicated and put 720p backlit display and it's powered by USB. We actually have one of the prototypes here. We had these at RTX. If you came to the event, you saw them. This thing's don't man. It's just basically a monitor. That's USB power. So if you have a console, you just plug the USB into your console and get power like that and then plug HDMI into it. This thing's fucking awesome How much is it weighs two and a half pounds? It's not out yet. It could have this fall. So there's no pricing on it They've also got a bigger version of this. It's a 24 inch. That's a 1080p display

That one has two HDMI inputs. It's got spilt in speakers But as long as you have USB power and HDMI connection, that's a display. Yes, this 15 inch the 24 inch requires power But the 15 inch just requires HDMI and USB for power. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. No question. This thing is fucking great It was like I said waste two and a half pounds for the case. We used that recently. Yeah, you we used it We were filming some podcasts. Let's play some we were using it things fucking great It was awesome. And I can say they got the 24 inch one and they got their new black van guards replacing the old blue ones for carrying your system around. Check them out.

That's one fit. Check it. Definitely check them out. That's a product we've used over and over again. I forget where we were, but we were all just recently telling the story of when we shot the gauntlet. Maybe it was on the gauntlet panel at RTX and how the week we were shooting gauntlet two, season two, was the same week that GTA V at RTX. And how the week we were shooting gauntlet 2, season two,

was the same week the GTA V came out. We're all playing it. We all had our games cases there. All our games? Games. Games. So we had a pre-roll ad read for, oh, that was the 24th display. We had our pre-roll ad read before the podcast started.

And I did one normal read where I said games. And I did another read where I said, games. Every time I said a game, I think we used the regular one. I think it's from a YouTuber, right? I said a games I think we use the regular I think they're websites it's a games G A E M S P G E dot com see what I say that way because if you just say games people think it's spelled games P G E dot com yeah I say like no that's's not like it. It's like, you ever see Raising Arizona? Yeah, I think Holly Hunter, which goes, everything's just like that.

When she said that, that's exactly what is she saying? I don't know why she says it like that. I don't know. Raising Arizona is such a fucking great movie. So should someone compile all of the out of place dialogue from movies, just like where people just say it weird? Big compilation. Doesn't happen very much.

It was like once in a movie sometimes. I can try to think of another example and I can't. Can you think of another one? The one that you were talking about in the Godfather or something? Oh Jesus. Yeah. I talked to Bosnian. It's the worst example of ADR ever.

And if you go watch, I think it's the Godfather 2. It's Mo Green. And they're talking about, it landing or Las Vegas and the Michael Corleone family's coming out there and Mo green sits down He has he goes to say something to him and they overdubbed his dialogue for whatever reason Maybe they had a mic pop or something as like They just got some dude to do it and it was just like it's one of the worst things ever in one of the most beloved movies of all time You might be surprised it's probably him but just in a different room and that can totally

change the sound of a voice. I talked to Buzz Heaney. I think we definitely played it on the we linked it on the podcast at one point. Yeah, I mean, everyone in the room listened to it. It sounds like he's in a swimming pool with no water. Yeah. And there's like, I mean, you can get away with so much with movies back then because movies were theatrical and then that was it.

I mean, really, it was that there was a cable TV in the like late 60s, early 70s, where stuff like the Godfather can't out. And, you know, they might go to network TV at some point, but by that point, I guess they didn't really carry more. Like in the scene, I think it's the, which one has the Cuban revolution in it? Is that Godfather, Godfather too? Two. That's two. You know, they're burning shit in the street.

There's stuff. I think there's like tape on the camera lens. And it's just like blocks half the view and nobody gives a shit. It could be also, was it maybe mad at out in the theatrical release? Like I know that was, that's also possible. You have seen that in some movies, like if you watch P.W. Big Adventure on TV, I don't know why it's my go-to. If you watch P.W. Big Adventure on TV, the scene where it's pulling the chain out of the bike,

you can see the chain going up from the bottom, from the ground up through the hole. But when it's matted for theatrical, you don't see that. Yeah, the aspect for TV. What's that? They don't cut it off. Right. They just don't have them adding. It's like, it's like when you're working in Premiere and there's title safe and TV safe. It's just like some TVs, especially depends on what TV you watch it on too. It actually shows more of the picture than what's intended. I've been trying to figure out 4K this week because we have a new 4K

Phantom and I don't know the resolution. There's no standard resolution for 4K. 38. 4D by 2160 is the most typically used one. But that's only for consumers. Correct. Industry 4K is like 44096. Yeah, 4.96.

Yeah. Because I don't know which one to shoot at. The consumer one is just basically 1080 double So thank you 20 times to his 3840 and then 1080 times just 2160 then the other one's 40 96 by I want to say 25 36 I think no I think I'd be it I don't remember it's Chris this too many and then there's all the different ratios like 1.85 and all that stuff or 1.77 I fucking hate when there's a new thing

and they're not smart enough. They're not smart enough. They're not smart enough to make a standard for it. Well, it's kind of like that with HD at the beginning, when I had 720p, that was 128 by 720. Oh, that was... There was 720i as well, wasn't it? There was also like, I don't think so.

No, 1080i, 1080p, and then 720p. But then there was also like I don't think so No 10 80 I 10 80 p and Then 720p and then there was like 7 6 8 or something like a slightly higher than 720. Oh Yeah, it was 786. I believe 786 or 760 you're at 768. Yeah, I know. It's just a no just pick a bunch of pixels and everyone uses it Just use it. Yeah, it's like it's like they're different between like pal and NTSC That's a dumbest distinction ever. And I still around, like, still and race is still different.

Even though HD is 1920 by 1080 everywhere. My cars like that, when they were deciding like, everyone was like, what they were gonna make their plugs for electric cars. They're like, nope, we're doing one plug, that's it. One plug, every's on it. Same plug for everybody.

That's like, okay, nah. They're a plug. on it same plug for everybody. That's like okay I have an adapter for everything I'm so nervous parking next to your car why because I'm just scared that if I open my door too hard I'll like ding your car or like accidentally bump it. I'm just like so over the car No, no, just drive off. Hey, who's the fucking who's the asshole who parks this truck like right in front of our building building? I don't know. It's fucking ridiculous. I'm a part of my car sideways in front of the doors You did the other day I'm glad somebody noticed I did it for like half an hour I mean you feel like an asshole. No, I was mad and I was like okay

I'm literally parked like in front of their door. It was it was just as bad as the truck but like this Yeah, you can even blotch dester in this can even get past it almost right that's good I proved This guy who just parks his truck like basically on the sidewalk is what he does It's not a real parking spot. No, and it just blocks the walkway between the doors and our cars It's the space that Kyle would use to drive around the parking lot. Yeah, that would be awesome I want to like chalk it off and like ride a space that just as asshole But you said that you get there before that guy and that you should park it

Yeah, I almost did it this morning except I'm not driving my normal vehicle I would I would much rather park with my normal vehicle. Because that, that, I just feel like if I parked this other one, it's just going to get towed or something. Oh, you think so? Yeah, because I feel like he wouldn't say that. Oh, the license plates on file with AFS. They know it's my car.

So I didn't want to just park this one. I can ask for it. And he would never see that other car again. That's true. I could do that. Was the wall hung on file with AFS? No. And it's not here anymore though. Can I, there's something that came up this week

that I really want to talk about. Okay. Went to Patrick's office and I said Patrick, can I put this stuff on the set? The guy was like, it's no, give it to me. I'll remember to put it out when the podcast comes around and sure enough I came and it's sitting here. So when I got this package for this thing,

I had another Brown Vanilla envelope on my desk. And this is a letter that I got opened it up and it's from the Baltimore Orioles, which is a baseball club. Orioles. Orioles. And they sent me this and they sent me this schedule for the Baltimore Orioles and some stickers and a notepad and a pen.

And the letter from them on official Baltimore Orioles letterhead says, dear Mr. Burns, thank you for contacting the Orioles. As a token of our appreciation for your support, please find some small team items and clothes. Thank you for your dedication to the Baltimore Orioles baseball team. For Orioles tickets, go to this place. We hope to see you at the yard. Signed the Baltimore Orioles.

Why did you contact them? I didn't. So somebody's trolling me by writing fan letters in my name and my address to other organizations. I fucking love this. This made me laugh because now I have a bunch of Baltimore Orioles shit that shows up at the office. And I don't know what to do with it. Well, good luck because you're about to get one from every fucking major league team in existence. It's nice fucking funny. Ignore your opponents.

That's all right. I'm gonna put a bottle or invited a world of clutter This is another thing it was like hard cut the three podcasts from now. I made a huge mistake I can already see it. Yeah, I know I'm people saw me up from mailing listen shit like that I'm sure to put on the razor. Yeah, absolutely Like I'm like a little go say down to everybody oh Barbara what are you fucking dealing I'm a professional here hey what's up balls more oils you showed me I uh I made a terrible purchase the day I want a bit about uh kind of how much 140 bucks it's not so bad I bought

hey richy rich I bought one of those like a retro gaming system. It like you can play like a whole bunch of old retro Jew I think. Right. You can plug old cartridges into it and all controllers and play old games and it's like upscale to 720p. I was like great you can capture, oh there it is. You can capture gameplay from it. I used for about three days and like all the pins on the inside that read the date off the cartridge They all just started breaking and falling out. Don't make it a similar problem. She had a super boy right? Super boys a handheld snes super Nintendo. I've seen those. Yeah, and uh, yeah broke immediately like it overheat or something

I never write to companies to tell them when I'm upset with a product. I wrote them You know, I was like listen, I didn't even mind. I was like I never write I can't believe how terrible the construction on this thing is like like they wouldn't read my my car I was like what the fuck is wrong with this thing? I looked in it and like it was like it was missing teeth Like all the other things were just missing like how the fuck is it gonna read a cartridge? It was literally I use it for less than a week. Was it good? Well, it was shit. There we are I don't know this says like tainted my view of it and now I'm just like pissed off I'm talking about that does you're talking about the patch it adds anti-aliasing to old games Yes, which makes them look smoother than they should. It's fucked up. It's not as false. How do I do that?

Is it like is it have like a processing chip that does that inside it must? 20p It just plays it 720 yeah brilliant But you're so comfortable that feature I can blow it up to 4k. It's gonna like shit Why is that look good coming out of your original console? You couldn't do that You also don't want to play it on the 4K TV if you had that, for instance. You would want to play it as like a little square in the middle of your TV. You'd want to.

What? I said, says you. Yeah, it says me. It's true, I did say that. But you would want to fill your whole screen. Even if it looks like shit, you know, you'd want to fill your whole screen. Most people would. I didn't understand your point.

So like if it's running at native resolution, it looks the equivalent up-res at that resolution. Listen to you. But why is this something that needs to do that? If I plug into Super Nintendo to my HDTV, it fills the screen. Is that a scale? Yeah, it does. It is a scaling.

What are you talking about? You say up-scale is just like use one pixel, but use four pixels for that? Well, where else is it going to get the pixels? What does that mean? But it isn't up-scaling like a process where it tries to see what was there and like make it look good. I think you're supposed to just stretch

to get across more pixels. No, I think you're confusing remastering with upscaling. I think there will be an algorithm to try to make it look better like with anti-aliasing and smoothing. All that shit sucks. It's upscaling just stretching. I believe upscaling is just stretching. Like if you use an iPhone app on an iPad,

when it stretches it out to fill the iPad, that kind of thing. Yeah. Well, I mean, now on an iPad, they make iPad versions. Right, I just don't have to do any of the iPhone apps. Yeah, it looks like it's just pixels. It looks like pixels. It's just pixels.

It's been upscaled. If you plug the super Nintendo into your TV, what would it do? It would stretch it. Like your TV tries to run it at 48. But stretch across the whole pixels. It's been upskid. If you plug the Super Nintendo into your TV, what would it do? It would stretch it. Like your TV tries to run it at 480. But stretch across the whole pixels. So that's upskid. This runs it at 720, but and then fills it. So your TV doesn't have to step down to 40. I don't see how this is different here. If your Super Nintendo goes across 1080p pixels and then the other thing makes it 70, how is that any different? It looks different. I don't know what to tell you, Gavin.

It looks better. It does. Anta Ali sings smooths out the jacket. I know Anta Ali sings. OK. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. What is the limit of your knowledge here?

Just the upscaling part? That's what I'm waiting for. That's what you don't want. Oh, it's an upscaling DVD player. Every DVD player makes it the full screen. I don't understand. There's algorithms that they have to try to make it look better. Like it tries to like it. Right. That's what I'm talking about. The extra chip play it makes it the full screen. I don't know. There's algorithms that they have to try to make it look better like it tries like. That's why I'm talking about

the extra chip that it might have to do that. Sure. I mean, I'm sure there's something. I doubt here's thing where all the teeth are. I doubt it has that. It's it's it who knows. It didn't have very good of anything apparently because it fucking broke and I stuffed it in a box. I was really excited for what I used to do that. I never do that. I can't a box. I was really excited for what I used to be back for. I never do that. I normally don't but I was so angry. All right. What is us failing?

I will send this fucking thing back and someone's gonna have to deal with it. That's all I cared about. I had to deal with this bullshit. Someone else is gonna lose time and waste time because of this now. It's like how you dealt with your washer machine. The roller is fucking spoiled. Like fucking you deal with this. Someone else's problem.

Upscaling is the automatic conversion of a low resolution image or video to high definition resolution. Usually carried out by high definition televisions, upscaling or redimensioning and image redimensioning. This is all just like scaling up. Can lead to resolution issues. You're fucking bigger. Multimedia such images or videos in standard definition have a lower resolution than

that or images of a high definition quality. Optimizing the images after conversion depends on the hardware being used. So this basically says everything we just said. Is it yes, it just stretches it and then sometimes there's some hardware and an algorithm in there that tries to make it look a little bit better than what it's supposed to look like. Like instead of like block block block, it just like blurs and smooths those, it ended up with like a muddy image as opposed to a chunky image. So what it's called.

What do you want? Mudder chunks. That's all it rolls down to. It's basically what a boil is down to. I mean, basically, yeah. Mudder chunks. They looked good when it worked. Do you think GAMES will have to make a TV

for that retro consoles? What? I don't think so, because retro consoles, typically we're looking for a 480 like you're talking about like a quality old CRT. Oh, just a 480 or 360 TV. Or just isn't stretching until it looks good. Like this stuff doesn't look good anymore.

But old stuff looks crap. It looks worse than it did. Well, yeah, because you're watching you're looking at it on an HTT now. Barbara's broken for some reason. No, we must have missed something. I missed it. We're just saying, go. He's one of the favorites.

That's so quietly that only two of us could hear. And only the thousands of people watching the livestream right now. So I would not have found this weekend. Right about it. And when I came back, I dealt with something I have never dealt with before, but you probably have. And that is, I went through customs at the Austin Airport. And I wouldn't even know where that would be.

They have customs at Austin Airport? Yes, they do. It's a hallway that I've never seen. Is it underground? Yeah. You go down and you go down the south. Totally, but I asked Dan about it. You never followed direct flight? I flew direct to London. To London, my flight got changed on the way back I went to Hungary instead. Oh right

There's no direct from Hungary Stop it. Yeah, I think they built that because of the F1 like all the international travelers that they better coming into town Dude customs at go through customs in Austin. Is it good? Oh, it's so great at go through customs in Austin. Is it good? Oh, it's so great. How many people are there? They're like, first of all, they set it up, like they've seen other customs places before,

and they're like, yeah, there's like a lot of big, like, long lines. So let's just make everybody wait in a big, long line, and then when they get the front to like, hey, what's the passport? You mean the passport thing? Like, here it is, and they're like, okay. Do you have me?

Where'd you come from? I was in Mexico, and they're like, oh, you look okay. Come on. There was nothing. There was nothing. It's not like a, come in. Like you're not like a bad guy. Right?

Oh my God, he said okay. Yeah, go ahead. I just imagine all the scary border people that I see in like Dallas and Chicago, but just replace with a bunch of hipsters. They don't give me shit. They don't know. They just like, that is like the worst,

one of the worst things in the world is getting off on an international flight like at a big airport, like LA, because you know there's hundreds of people in your flight. There's hundreds of people on other flights and just watching them all try to rush to get to that line. Because you know, if you walk fast, you can save 40 minutes off of your weight and low.

I will sprint. Yeah. I did it today, because I came through customs today. And I said, Ashley, we're supposed to go through this line here. We're getting our bags. I said, you wait right there at the entrance to it. I will get our bag off the carousel as soon as I grab it, start walking in that line.

Yeah. And I will catch up to you. And it's like, it probably saved us 30 minutes, just 15 seconds of work. Yeah, I'm that. The Ottawa Airport is great because you actually don't have to get your bag before. Yeah, that's it. That's so sad.

That's funny. Yeah, that's shitty little Austin's customs. Austin's. Austin's customs. For those who haven't traveled internationally into America, usually if you fly to Dallas or New York or Chicago, there's just a whole line, maybe like 50 to 80 of those stores. Yeah, thousands of people waiting to get everybody who man's those stations is a noise in service of the country, but they're a bit of an asshole. I

think they have to be. Yeah, because they're trying to like fair it out. People who are here to do. Do you think like at Canadian customs, they like breathe some hateful Canadians just to work at the border. It's like they absolutely need people to represent us and be tough guys at the border. I think it's people who are from America that can move from Canada at a very young age. They just like make customs for us. There's some hard asses. That's why I like going through customs in Austin.

It was unlike any other customs experience. I really want to try it. The one exception? Australia. Australia now is incredible for customs. You go, they have like a booth, you look into a camera, you show your passport, that's it. No humans. You're done. It's all automated. I think that's just in Melbourne or is that in Sydney yet also? Yeah, I'm saying, is that

in every city in Australia? I'm a little bit of a little bit of traveling internationally in the city in Australia. Yeah. Yeah. No. I don't know. Yeah, I think that's just in Melbourne so far. It's better than our experience in Japanese customs. We're Yeah, I think that's just a Melbourne so far. It's been a lot of experience in Japanese customs. We're gathering, I got SARS. Did they tell you that story? No. Yeah, that means I had to fill out a custom form. You had to fill out the thing.

Of course, we didn't have a pin. So I'm in the Japanese airport. I take the wrong turn. I'm in a dark part of the airport. And then I see one of those tables with the chained pens. And I have my little form. And I'm like, in total darkness in gaps with them, I'm me like only right because this pen went right and that I realized I had a thermometer and we were in a quarantine section of the airport that was like the gathers

like gathers like gathers like gathers like gathers like gathers like gathers like gathers oh my god you know I filmed it because we put it out for our tea life and as soon as I stop recording you're like wait here I'm gonna go wash my hands. Did I ever come out? Yeah. I don't remember. It's been so long. It was like the whole apple and then there's just one bit where all of the lights were off. And you couldn't even see to the back. Why was you going there? Because we needed a pen.

I got the early pen I have in my position. It stays in my backpack. So I know when I travel and I need it. It's like I know there's a pen right there. I'm filling out those forms like I couldn't find you a pen anywhere else Except for that one in my bag just for that purpose I'm gonna say my travel to the US. I have a special bag that I use and it's got a pen in it just for that So fucking no, I'd like this then nothing worse down the plane when I'm done people Hey, hey, can I borrow your pen? Like fuck bring your own pen My pen has my name on it.

I'm like, you're not, you're not. It's like a Jimmy that bad. It's like math class all over again for us. That's how you I almost didn't get let back into the US one time after I traveled to Canada. Why? I forgot, when you do your visa, you get like this whole booklet of stuff,

papers and like one is your approval form, which I was told you don't need anymore, which you're approved. And all you needed your passport was your visa document inside. Not true. One time the Canadian border agent was just like, where's your, I think it was like I-94

or like W-something form. And I was like back in Austin, and he's like, well, you need it. And I was like, I don't have it. And he's like, okay, well, I'll let you through this time. But if you don't have it next time, you might have some trouble. I don't fucking remember you. I don't have it. And he's like, okay, well, I'll let you through this time. But if you don't have it next time, you might have some trouble. I don't fucking remember you.

I didn't have that. What were you talking about? You're not nasty. It's a Canadian thing. Oh, yeah. You're good. You have like a photo thing in your passport. Yeah, they have records of you.

I might visa in my passport is just like a filled out piece of paper that I wrote and stapled into my visa. I just think you're lucky to try whatever like Barbara is allowed to enter the country. Yeah, also make her queen. No, it's like an I-94. Oh, and it's a cookie. Yeah, every reason like fuck. You know, I used to do my Q72, you know, whatever. I used to get the I can work. I used to get the I-94 stapled in every time and then when he whenever you leave you have to give it to them

But they didn't do that anymore that mind just stapled and then they just stamped my passport each time and like write the date and that's it I don't know if that's right, but that's what they do mind they stamp it and write the date But there's no like I don't have to give a form anymore. They didn't use it We have to get we remember good old Australia, we have to get electronic visas. It's the only place I know where we have to do that. Yeah, I love New Zealand's policy that they have, which is when you show up into the country, you have to show the customs agent when you're coming in,

your ticket, that you're departing ticket. So basically, all they wanna make sure is you're leaving. Like, thank, welcome to our country, now show me that you're leaving and what day you're leaving. Like, here's my to our country, now show me that you're leaving, and what day you're leaving. Like, here's my ticket. At America does that, too. Do they really?

I don't have to do it, because I want to work for you, so as a tourist, you have to have a flight home. I love it. That's what I know when you're going to leave. You also have to show them how much money you have, because if you just arrive with 20 bucks, they're like, how are you going to,

how are you going to afford this trip? You're going to work. Wow, yeah, when I wrote, you know, we usually write for Occupationary Filmmaker on everything, the only place where I've ever had any trouble with that is in New Zealand. Like, you're a filmmaker and you're coming to New Zealand for three days.

It's like, yeah, we're going to visit a set. It's like, what's that you wanna visit? Thank, I'm gonna visit a hot, and we're like, oh really? You're not going to work, it's like, no, I'm not going to work. And then, like, three days, what are you gonna do for three days? There's just jobs on a smoothie set that are three days almost every job I did was like two or three days. Yeah, I mean very specialized jobs Yeah, so they were really they were they were tough and stringent about it

This is thing. Yeah, I write I write filmmaker to and I was like such a douchebag It's like I don't know what to write on that form. I don't want the 20th conversation Yeah, just be like AIDS research. Yeah, that's what I want to do I want to lie going into another country. I totally do it. Whenever we go to RV, BTO, they'd be the mat, they'd say, what are you going for? Business or leisure and things like that. Business, we're going to a fan event and he said to me, it's my stuff. It's like, they say to me, what are you going for? Business or leisure? A leisure? Like, what are you going to do? I'm going to watch a movie.

Yeah. Go through. That's what we do. It's so much easier just to keep it as simple as possible. Just simple as possible. It's as simple as possible. So by the movie you meant your movie. It's like, yeah, exactly. It's like I always tell my kids, it's like, they're always worried about getting trouble and stuff like that with like a cop or something like that. I was like, you're not doing anything wrong.

You know, it's like, you know, you're not doing anything wrong. So don't think you're going to get in trouble. Right. Because there's so many people that are doing stuff wrong. They're actually worried about getting caught. You're not doing anything wrong you're not going to caught doing anything yeah you're fine one of your kids don't tell me no question well no the big one was you ratted me out to order yeah that's not true that's not true

so the other day I was I was browsing the internet as I am want to do and I saw like a little text ad. And it was like one of those weird text ads that I guess like mines your cookies or whatever. And it was like RT podcast 21. Uh huh. And it had like a bunch of text under it. And I was like, oh, that's probably just like

going through my cookies and my search history to find that, right? And I'm like, moused over it. And it wouldn't show me what it was linking to. I was like, wait a minute, what is this? And then like I read the text, I was like, we never talked about any of the stuff on the RST podcast. So then, you know, like, I click on it to see what it is.

Rotten Tomatoes podcast. Oh, really? Rotten Tomatoes podcast is R-T podcast. So thanks for stealing our name, fucking assholes. April 11th, 2014. That's what you started. That's what you started this thing thing a couple months ago. Oh, what a bunch. We're almost at episode 300 couldn't name it anything else So we have a cast we haven't been on T podcast for all 300 episodes and to be fair We haven't been RT podcast one and probably five and a half years

Yeah, we are hashtag RT podcast right now on Twitter if they looked it up whatever you make a hashtag you look up What it is already? Yeah, I mean we were gonna do hashtag RTP or something we're gonna remember hashtag RT for all the journals if you make a journal on the site But then that was Russian today. We were like, but now also rate wheat is like on Twitter You can't really do RT for any time. It sucks. I'm excited because that You know I don't even know you know you're not so I'm excited because that you know I don't even know what you're talking about. You sound so I'm like I'm excited. We were fast before you see what you're excited about So I think to honor them we should call our TV and film podcasts the rotten tomato Or rotten tomato podcast

Rodney Mako What do we call that rotten tomato? Do you guys talk about any of the names that are in play right now? Uh, I don't know what they are I know one name. We probably shouldn't say it until we know. Yeah, yeah Yeah, you can say what you said about you will hear when they like and then we won't use it right what you said about I'm excited. I'm excited. None of you guys played apes. Obviously on the PlayStation right? No, I didn't wait He was on the PlayStation. Yeah and PC it was on the first demo desk, which is why I played it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay It's like a remastered one coming out comes up tomorrow. I think it's gonna be the first game I play on PlayStation 4

They did these gifts the entire previous generation right like they had games on Three six years to and the Xbox they have one on the 360. Oh, no, you're right. It was the original Yeah, much is on it. She was on the original Xbox. Oh, yeah Christ, I was looking at this gift a whole generation forget how old I am now and it's yeah, I guess it was a whole generation of you You're wearing two different shoes Yeah, it was horse or shoes No, you're wearing one American one UK. I pointed that to me the other day because I just wanted to let him know it didn't get by me That's what I do. Yeah, do people have to wear the same shoe Usually that's how it works. Cherry says yes, they're the same style exact style

You can't even wear your own shoes that look like the exact same shoes that you're going to wear in a shoot. If you watch him in the World Cup, it seemed like that was the thing this year. Like everyone's wearing different shoes. Yeah. They're like pink and the blue were like the big shoe colors this year. I'm on socks all the time. As long as they're not different heights and you don't get like a hit problem, I think it's fine. Go for it.

Oh, all my shoes are different heights. These are the same countries. They're both conversed. Yeah. Nice. Thanks. Thanks, Barbara. Yeah, the rear of the second.

I don't have yet have email on this laptop, but somebody to be a fan art of miles and carry crashing the bike. It's a hashtag RT podcast. It looks very romantic. It's very nice. Yeah, the rear of the thing. What I'm mind everyone, this episode of the Rift

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Yeah, you got a good memory. Yeah, what's the? Starquine winter is coming really? I thought they were just always saying that to be jerks. This is weather themed well, you know I don't know you you picked up Game of Thrones later than everybody else. Yeah. Like you started watching season two or season three. Well, I actually listened to the Richard G. Podcast

before I was at Richard G. and you guys were talking about Game of Thrones and it made me want to watch it. Yeah, I don't know. Do you know that in the in Westeros in the land of Game of Thrones that winter is coming? No, winter is longer. It's like it's very able.

It's seven years. And it's variable too. Like a long is longer. It's like seven years. It's variable to like a long winter could be 15 years or 20 years. And the summer has lasted I think nine years. Yeah, what planet are they on? Whether it's the world is still? Is it earth? I don't know.

I think so. I don't know. I don't remember that in my history class growing up. The war of the Five Kings. But there's enough stuff in it that makes it seem like Earth to me as well. He might have mentioned it. You're such a snarky man. I'm just saying, of course it's not Earth.

Oh, do you think it's in the future? That fucking George R. Martin's some kind of Oracle telling us what's gonna happen? So they're aliens then. Sure. Okay, nothing, you got nothing. Fucking dickhead. Someone said that you're gonna be fuck you fuck us That would be good science and dicks. Yeah Man, so I don't know why I'm thinking about this right now

But man what the fuck is going on with that Airlines flight and one of the shut down when they got shot down who happened to it got hit by a missile one that got shot down. Who happened to it? It got hit by a missile. A suck. It's what's fucked up is if you look, I love flight radar and websites like that where you can see where all flights are at any moment.

Like as soon as that happened, the entire Eastern Ukraine just like, all the planes diverted around. Yeah, I'm the surprise. And I also heard that the plane crash was looted immediately and there wasn't like a wallet or a piece of jewelry in sight for miles. Yeah, and the people were just moving the bodies

all over the place. And it like there are armed guards out there who were keeping the international observers away for days and would let them get so it was a regular passenger like Boeing flight. There's a 777. There was a hundred top age researchers on that plane going to a conference in Melbourne and they got

shot down. We lost like some of the greatest minds working on AIDS today. Just get some prick shot down a plane. We don't know. We don't know what happened. What's the prevailing theory at this point? Missle, it's still a missile. Russian missile? They don't know. The surface terror missiles all I think all they've said. They have a surface to air missile. Me aren't all missiles surface to air? No there's air to air. There's like missiles mounted on planes you can shoot see as well that's not surface see no the surface that's below the surface what is below the surface what's you one what about a ship on top I'm talking about the submarine the ocean subs don't shoot missiles at planes

why they have they have they have missiles but that's typically like ICBMs for like land to learn. They also have to come to the service to shoot the missile. They don't shoot the missile from under the water. I think they can't shoot some from under our eyes. Get those little cannons. Yeah, they can't. Yeah, they can't. Yeah, that seems like... What's he like to say?

No one's saying anything. It's way too big of a deal. I bet they have to service. I don't know for a fact, I'm guessing. Here's why I think that a sub has to surface in order of fire missile. Tolpito comes out, right? And then as it hits... Eh, it splits open in the missile shoot. I think that sub has to surface in order fire missile torpedo comes out right and then as it hits Eh, it splits open in the missile shoot. I think that's exactly how it happened

I can actually work the way you describe that I would actually believe that would work There we could put it in a buoy of some kind right now. There's military people And we our hashtag right now who are telling us how wrong we are about this. I'm sure I'm sure that's a great thing about a live stream of Twitter. I did a game time with Josh that was very well received. I was really good. I keep wanting to listen to it. Yeah. I tried to cut it down, but it was like 57 minutes point. Josh Flanagan. Why Josh? Why Josh? Not black Josh. Yeah. He was busy working on RVB. It was, yeah, I'm that's the third of six game times that I'm making with people who are working on laser team and gotten Josh was on the writing team in the initial first drafts of

laser team him and uh... christmas and so he had a lot of Josh was in a rack and he was in infantry in a rack like he went into houses like kicking down doors and you know any service at the moment right he did he did he was in basic with that time. It's all in the game time. What you learn about? Ooh. You have Pat Tillman is. No.

He's a, uh, he was a football player for the Arizona, Arizona Cardinals. And he left his football career to join the military at 4-0-11. That's top. And it was killed in friendly fire. At top. Friendly fire.

Yeah. Took him a while to figure that out too. Friendly fire is such a, like, I don't know. It's like such a disproportionate word for what it actually is. Yeah That's just like the worst Nothing friendly about it. No game time is useful especially for people At the company because it's the only way I'm gonna find out about these people Jesus, huh? You wouldn't go talk to anybody like you would never talk to Josh I kind of a woke up to Josh and be like, Hey,

what are you doing? Let's talk for like an hour. It's never that happened. Well, I mean, we can always do like more company stuff together. You could talk many times for a couple of minutes, learn little by little. Yeah, I'm just everyone's so busy. Nobody really jabs around, except if you're miles and carry playing on the bike. Consensus is a sub does not need to surface to fire missile. Point to Gavin. Thanks.

I believed you. Thank you. I believed in you. It might be cool to have this to either. Still. It probably is. Gavin doesn't get away with stuff that he's wrong about by me leaving you right away. So, one of the things that struck me about this whole Malaysia Airlines thing is, you

know, it's suspected that it was a Russian supplied service to air missile battery Give it to separatists in the Eastern Ukraine is like after this all happened You know, Vladimir Putin had that statement that was like, you know, a tragedy like this should bring everyone together instead of making everyone point fingers It's like, yeah, when you're the dude who fucking gave people the missile that caused a problem. Of course you get to say shit like this Shot down a fucking passenger plane. That's something. It makes me think about, I don't know if you remember this, probably like 30 years ago, there was a Korean Airlines flight that was flying from New York City to Seoul.

It had layover in Anchorage. Remember it really? Yeah. And between Anchorage and Seoul, the pilots went off course, flew in a Russian airspace, and the Soviets scrambled fighter jets and shot it down. Good Lord. Yep and shot it down. Good lord. Yep, there it is. It was a 747 on its way from Anchorage to Seoul.

There was a congressman from the United States on that flight along with everyone else. Anyone researching AIDS? No, no. It was in I think it was in 83s before either before AIDS Existor before people knew what it was. Has the US have a shutdown in LA? Yes. I'm looking at a press deflate. Did we or did we not shoot down a plane?

Was it an Iranian plane that we shot down? I want to say. We did shoot something down. And it was a big scandal because they were like for footage, they were dumping bodies in the water from like the morgue. And so it was like, it was like a weird thing. What would that look like? it was like a weird thing. What would that look like? It was a long time ago. Here's Wikipedia list of air runners shoot down incidents. Apparently to an alien. It sees this planet

launch and all these things and the own planet shoots it down. It would be ridiculous to an alien when it would be ridiculous. It's like here we put the thing into space. Up in the air and we shoot it. It's like, well, what had that missile come out of the water? It was in July, 1988. That's not even a service. July, 1988. It was Iran Air Flight 65.

And it's Iranian. It's an Airbus 300. It looks like shot down by the USS Vincenzo. Yeah, it was a ship, one of our ship shot down. I did Missile Cruiser. Yep. It was like an approach. It was identified as an enemy and all that.

And you have to admit when you make a mistake like that. I mean, I know I don't people don't want it, but was it the Netherlands today officially opened a war crimes investigation into this? Oh, really? Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah, people don't, when civilians get shot down by military entities, that's usually goes very, very poorly.

Very poorly. for everybody involved. Yeah. Apparently, Netherlands opens war crimes investigation into MH17 airliner downing. This is from Yahoo. What's like, you read it. It's not a, it's, it's, it's such a fucked up situation. Do you, I mean, if you're like in charge of those rebels who are, you know, fighting against the Ukraine government, you gotta know that this is it for you Like now, you know the world who's has maybe ignored your conflict and stayed out of it is now going to actively interfere and shut your shit down. Yep, like you have you have definitely invited, you know the world's scrutiny and I'm probably military intervention to go in and put it into that conflict

That's some right pricks on us. If you're going to die in an air disaster, it seems like any hip-by-missile would probably be the most preferable way. It was also flight 800. I just said, remember TWA flight 800? There's been a lot of speculation that was hit by a missile. A lot of eyewitness accounts say that they saw a rocket trail go from the water up to the plane. I believe the official NTSB report on it says that that was not the case. lot of eyewitness accounts say that they saw a rocket trail go from the water up to the

plane. I believe the official NTSB report on it says that that was not the case that it was a fuel tank. It was a lot exposed wire that goes to the fuel tank and they downed all those those planes for a long time. So 47's I believe. Was it? I think it was. Yeah. Yeah. They say that it was a spark in the fuel. Yeah. Let me look at flight every day. I really don't like talking about this the day before I'm about to take it like two. Well the fucked up thing about it. Yeah. You actually never say for them after an accident. Yeah, let me look at flight. I really don't like talking about this the day before I'm about to take like two Well the fucked up thing about you actually you actually never safer than after an accident. Yeah, sure That's not And you fly and believe airlines

Um, the fucked up thing about a missile strike especially on a plane of that size is that it's not necessarily like Just the missile hits it and then yeah It's like the planes disabled and you spend the next few minutes. Yeah, you know If they hit the wing that's not a pleasant way to because the the wings not gonna kill you Well, the fuels are typically starting the wing of the fan stick with their The planes are 35 35 thousand feet if the plane in any way shape or form if they penetrated the fuel cellage And there was an explosive decompression of that plane. There's a very good chance that most of those people immediately want unconscious. That's true.

Immediately. Like, not enough chance for the oxygen mass to come down and even get it on or anything. Why would they get it? Well, just because of the air. It's like, you still got a lung full. Think about a massive change in pressure. No, but it's totally different. The air comes out of you essentially.

Like, it's forced out because of the pressure differential. It could, I mean, that gets you more of it or to get to morbid or gross or anything, but it could, it could pop your lungs actually. Yeah. So if you have, if you had a lung full of air, you'd be more screwed. It's possible. It depends on how fast they decompressed. Yeah. We talked about the story one time on the, he worked in the morbid stuff here,

but we got to talk about one time when the remember was the guy who accidentally opened the chamber where deep sea divers were decompressing. Oh, and they like, yeah, shout out of it they like, shut out of it, yeah. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, it was just, they were bad for those people. I think they were like, they equivalent like eight atmospheres. They were on their way back. Pressure difference is a big one.

Pressure difference is a very big one. What else do you talk about the Delta P video? We were recently on this party on a boat. It started out by the dam on Lake Austin. And as soon as I saw that dam dam I thought of that fucking Delta P video and that god damn creepy narrator Delta P video Unleashed pressure that's locked up on another side and you need to suck people in or yeah And there's that footage of the crab yeah, where this the saw like cuts into the pipe

But the pressure in the pipe is so different. Yep water goes and the crab goes like, hard to get into any video with that very crude animated video. It was very rough showing diverse, entering different Delta P situations. It was all CG. It was probably some poor anime air in a basement somewhere. I'm like, oh, I'm animating here. It's awful. It's just pressure either.

It's temperature too. You're going you're going from like normal room temperature to suddenly you're in like negative 40 degrees Celsius. Like each temperature temperature go hand in hand, typically, don't I? Sure. I mean, I'm not saying it's a shock to people. I'm not trying to make, you know, gross anybody out or anything like that.

I'm saying it probably was if they, something hit that fuel sludge, I sincerely doubt that those people had a scary few minutes while they crashed the earth. I think they were all probably out. Fusellage. The cabin. You said fuel sallage. Fusellage. Is it? It's fuselage. Fusellage. Fusellage.

It just fucking said it wrong. What I say? No, it's the way it pronounced it. I say fuel sallage. Is it fuselage? I'm talking with today. He also says both. I actually I do pronounce that word wrongly because I've always said fuel salash, but I guess it's fuel salash.

Yes, yeah, fuel salash is the way I've always said. I recognize it, it's wrong. God. And booey. You love pointing on people say things wrong. Is that like a like a secret satisfaction of yours? You get off on it? Because everyone here like says something a certain way,

but then I'll make a good point on why it shouldn't Reproduce that when I was like, oh yeah, like how you say booey What was it really I said booey boy boy I said booey It's not booey. How do you say it booey? Is it is something that's floating buoyant? Or is there some buoyancy is a booey your boy you say boy? It's boy buoyancy boy, but buoy your boy? You say buoy? It's buoyant buoyancy, buoy.

No, that's fine. It's buoy. You're right. You just screwed yourself right. You're excellent. You're excellent point. I have to go with Gavin on this one. I always say buoyant, but it's a word that's like that.

When you break him down or make him a more complex word, they're not pronounced the same way. Lots of words like that. We've talked about him before. I'm not going to look him up from right now. I'm not going to look him up from right now. Right now. But I know there's lots of words like that. We've talked about it before I'm not gonna come up from right now Right now, but I know there's lots of words like that. We've talked about it before on the podcast. I don't get your Rinal I don't get that you're in because you don't think you're Ryan some people do

Yeah, but that's what that is wrong. She got you there. Oh, you're fucking got you You're not saying you're Ryan, but you say you're a lot of people to say you're right. I've probably been on both sides of the argument I'm really like that's a part of this podcast going on so long Is I know I've been on both sides this argument probably many many times both I'm both sides of a fuel to watch I like that that was a a joke in very early RVB where what's that money? Griffin Simmons talking about it. What do you have both? I never know about adjacent to God Oh What do you have both I never know about adjacent to God will Monty's showing us come on of your money Hey me raw I was talking about jack after just grab it to you want to bring some

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Growing strong Tyrell not all that's wrong. All right, I'm glad we didn't do it now. Oh, I think you're poster. Sorry, Monty. Oh, oh yeah, I'll put it up more. There. There you go. Perfect. That's the problem when you're dealing with a coffee Bernie. He's an unknown factor. That's fine. You're bending posters. That's fine.

Scary and children. So, this week's Sandigo Comic Con. I mean, does that even on anybody's radar anymore? Uh, I'm sure it's on Aaron and Karen's radar. Oh, I hate Comic Con. Cause they're going. Yeah, we're sending out. Comic Con was Aaron and Karen. By FOM, I least favor a convention. I got to get some shit.

All the conventions to go to. It's suck. It's different now though, because we just go to Sine. We don't actually set up the booth anymore. Yeah, but it's too many people. But the convention itself is still just like a cattle call. Yeah. It's just like, you know, wall to wall, massive people who only care about seeing a celebrity or getting some stupid fucking autograph. That's like what 130,000 people. It's something ridiculous like that, you know waiting in line for too many We had a thing in Comic-Con once where some of the back when the RVB DVDs weren't all in a box set

They're in individual cases Sometimes a disc would come loose as we were unpacking it and we wouldn't sell it to people because chances are it's been Loose for a long time. It was rattling around so we just set them aside and we threw them away and We watched some guy take a bunch of loose disc RVB Cases and just start selling them at his booth within eyesight of our booth. So for that, for the next day, whenever we would find a disc that was loose, we would just smash the, smash the shell. Yeah, it sucks. Like as a result of that, like to this day, when we encounter those, like we have to make sure we destroy it. I put my foot through probably like a hundred RVB

DVDs. And it was sad every time. Yeah, it's fucked up. It's like we don't want to sell to someone because it's most likely scratch. It's going to like fuck up when you're playing it, but this other person will take it and just sell it. And then the customer still has a negative experience, but it's got our name on it. So, you know, it's like it's like a trash. She's selling trash. Yeah, so of course, we're going to destroy it just to make sure that people get something that just that's summed up Comic Con for me. It's just like, but just scroungy pricks.

We're going to be at a lot of events this summer. Yes. We have Comic Con, Pax Prime, Femex. Femex, folks. Who's going to Pax Prime? Do we know yet? I don't know. I got a chat with Matt about that and figure out what we're saying.

We know it's calm. I mean, we just forgot to send you a Comic Con right at Perth. That's a lot of people. I mean, we just figured out sending a Comic Con right across the X. That's a lot, people. Kevin Pereira said the best quote about Comic Con. Because when you're walking, when you're walking in Comic Con, it's world-wold people. And then also, people will just fucking stop.

Yeah. You'll be walking along, and the people in front of you, they just stop dead in the tracks, and they look at something like that. It's like, nobody has any self-awareness at Comic Con. No, there is none of it. And Ken Pereira said it best. He said, people at ComicCon walk like old people fuck

That's perfect that's the perfect description of what I try to go and go and yeah Terrible and awful but there's also a fan event our B.B. UK Which I think is August 1st That they requested that we talk about so if you're in the UK you should go to that great fan event, RBB UK, which I think is August 1st, that they requested that we talk about. So if you're in the UK, you should go to that. Great fan event. We're not going to that. We're not going to do that.

But this would be very clear. The community will be there. Where is it in the UK? It's in Rainyton. I don't know. There's a Twitter, RBB UK. You know, right out of the blue. Some are right.

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from Ristratheath to come with me because then somebody else would get a speaking engagement in the past, I would always tell them I needed somebody else from Roussier-Geeath to come with me, because then somebody else would get a trip out of it as well. You'll notice, I don't do that anymore. I stopped doing that a long time ago, because whoever came with me, to me sometimes, I do it with you sometimes. But, but you actually come and present something as well, typically, whereas before,

everyone who came with me would just not, I brought Jason all the way over to Lester, which is North of England, right? It's good. Well, yeah, what North of England? No, sorry, North of London. Oh, I said England, my man, London. North of London. And so we went there. Jason, there was a panel and then there was a podium where the presenter was going to be with there was no moderator for it. So Jason, we all the guy who plays Tucker, we all lined up and sat behind the panel table. Jason sat behind the podium, like sat down in his chair and moved it behind

the podium. It was wrong if it was blocked by the podium. And he just sat there the entire time and didn't answer any questions. I'm pretty sure he was texting me at the same time. We were just like talking. Yeah. And then what was I doing? Why did I stand up? You should have to give the speech and then you sat down at the end But but some other guy started talking. Yeah, they like the the moderate a guy started talking after he got the host Yeah, and you tried to sit down quietly because he was talking. I was gonna defer to him

You didn't sit down very quietly because I wouldn't go sit down because he started talking like he was giving like the final announcements and I was like oh it's gonna stay some so I get out of the way and while he's been standing up Jason had taken my chair oh go out of the way so I went down like he told me about a fucking bridge earlier how you could die just from being stood up I'm surprised you did dios it was hell of a tie you just like fall right on your tailbone it was on a good stage as well as like Ben and Gavin talked about the noise. They were so happy about it

because it was echoing in this like eater. It was like that old far side where the bird is pleased at the cat, the dog, and the person all hitting their head at the same time. I was like, how would a pleasing sound that all makes? Yeah. I had that, I literally did that today. You missed it.

There was a chair at this resort that we were in where it was like an a frame like this we went back to Okay, today I was in Mexico today. I left it this morning. You got a little tan. I did got a little bit color you on the beach. Yeah And then so there's a frame for the chair. It's like this, and then the top of the chair, sat on top of it, like, except it didn't sit like this, it sat like this. So most of the chair was off the support of the legs. So when I sat on it, I went down, and the chair went up over the top of me and like, over my head. And everybody in that resort came running.

But the chair was designed to do that. Was that actually there? Yeah, she was there. So she saw that. She did see it. And I love that girl the death. What she do, she goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, she did, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then over and then it went over my head. Look at this and I'm looking at Ashley through like the bash of the chair.

Let your in jail. Oh my ass sit there and she's laughing and everybody came running over. Who's practice for your trip through customs later? Hey what? Do you suffer from embarrassment anymore? No, not really. I didn't get that anymore.

Yeah, I get embarrassed about like, make a mistake so being clumsy. I never do anymore. You know, it's been years since I felt embarrassed up until or or nervous about like going out and doing something for the people I got nervous before we did our at midnight taping. That was scary. Yeah, that's like the first time in years I'd be like I'm a little nervous about what what I'm about to do is like live television Well, I wasn't live but see there's something different something are you nervous about going on the radio tomorrow? This next week. Oh, it is yeah, that's good

It's Tuesday, right? Yeah, okay. No, I'm not but we're gonna be on the radio We're gonna be on a morning show people listen to the radio still I guess I guess it's still a thing these guys Dudley and Bob. They're like an Austin institution. They've been around forever. I was on their show when I was in college for the schedule Oh, okay, they're not gonna RT is it been reading so much about us? There's been a lot of press about us lately. Like these fucking guys on the show. Dr. O'm. So we'll be there. Yeah, next week sometime we'll talk about it more once we have some more details. I'm gonna swear. I still think about that. Oh, I think I've

not even thought about that. Shit. Yeah, exactly. We're gonna be on live broadcast live broadcast FCC fuck. Yeah I did not worry about a midnight all cuz I knew they could tape us and bleep us and yeah, they told us You know if you can the say something just say it we don't will it's a morning show. What cut it? Yeah, do you ever say the seaweed? Yeah, of course. I love the seaword go for it coffee the coffee. The feedback that I got from midnight was like, you said, hang on TV. They were like, they were really like, I got a lot of feedback about that. Yeah, everyone was like, I can't believe you talked about your dick on TV. I was like, I talk about my dick all the time. Yeah. But it's on TV. It doesn't matter.

Yeah. People were really freaked out by your approach. Watch me on the internet. And I do it on a just a slightly different screen and they go crazy for it. Yeah, it's probably the same screen now. I mean, really, you pull your dick out before we start the podcast and put it up in the last second. Every week, yeah, he's got his knob out. And no one freaks out about that. You showed it to me again, right? You're getting more and more pieced at it.

Right before. I go. No, I tried to paddle board this time. It would seem like, oh, just stand on the surfboard and fucking paddle. That's a fucking bitch, dude. Paddleboard is at the... That's a really hard exercise. It's like a bigger surfboard and you stand on it and you have a long core. It's like prompting on waves. I felt my core felt fine. I just literally was just like, it was a balance thing. It just took me like, I probably fell off it about 15 times. I did. And it was just like, I was

like, I'm going to get this right. And I just like, you don't have to, I'm totally just now, I want to get this right. You get it? I did. I got it by the end of it. But it was it was a good 10 minutes of just like, okay, I think a what? I tried to escape warning when I was a kid. I was like, I just keep falling off and I've really helped myself every time. I'm not doing this anymore. I gave up. Is there one thing you want to learn how to do?

Like, you don't like that. Oh, wow. I've always wanted to learn how to surf board. Yeah. Actually, you can surf. Yeah. You know what I mean? You can go to surf and like she said, once every couple days in Australia.

Believe it or not, I used to surf from Puerto Rico. Really? Yeah. Like I took surfie lessons from a guy. I was like, oh, okay, I can do this. I've always wanted to surf, and that's a life goal of mine, to learn. So maybe it's a really easy life goal.

It's a pain in the ass, it sucks. I feel like it would be so much fun. So he's not an easy one. I'm not saying to achieve that would be easy. Just like if all your goals surfing is like up there. Just go to a coast. Why don't you go and have a good at it? Yeah, no, I don't want to just like get on the board one time be like cam done. I want to like actually be good at it

What's going to be the most the first I did it is like paddling out yeah to get to the wave I was like I'm already exhausted. Yeah, I actually said the same thing. I had even gone there You're like fuck how am I gonna do this over and over? Yeah, and I got these little fucking stick things This is not a dry is right yeah, it's just like an animated adventure. Plus, surfing photo of the things out there's like only a limited geographic range in which you can do it. And there's a lot of people that do it.

And the limit is time. Well, it's like it's like it's always packed everywhere. You want to go like surfing is like has to reach some kind of critical mass. Like it's hard to find places in the world where you can go surfing, where there's not already like 30 or 40 people out there waiting for a wave already. I'd be worried about killing someone. Yeah, like stuffing someone's head off. You'll find the barb. Ashley said she I said, would you have trouble like catching a wave because there'd be other people. She's because yeah, it was packed all the time. And she

says, but they would always let me catch a wave. She gets because then they get to look at my butt. And I was like, ah, it's because yeah, everybody went and stuff. So that's like the benefits, the benefits. I want to I want to pilot like I want to fly a plane. Yeah, but why don't you take pilot? Esther says she will she will kill me if I try to fly a single interplane because she says both those things crash all the time. No, just do you all crash a plane? Just do a tour. Just go and take a hobby. I'm going to do something right now. You're back in the back. Something up again. You've been married for like what a decade you've lied to before you come home with like those old fashioned God

Oh I Wasn't flying I swear I was playing a flight simulator. Yeah, I All the time oh god no god no the fuck's wrong with you She's all yeah, but my list of stuff I want to do probably yeah I feel like I could do it. What we're gonna do that once upon a time. Do pilot lessons in that? Maybe. Or like, why don't you learn how to drive? Oh that was it. That was it. We're going to see if I get a pilot license for Gavin got a driver's license. And I totally could have done it. You still have time. Maybe. We'll see. All right, well, long as play RT life ever.

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The things, I think it's fucking cool. Can we share in Ray? I don't think I've shown him. Alright, well thanks everyone for watching. Oh wait. Can we say Ruby? Yeah, Ruby. Oh, is this Thursday? Ruby from year since Thursday, 5pm for sponsors and PM for... 5pm Central?

Central, yes. So PM Central for... Yeah, this should be Ruby Volume 2, episode 1. So the people at RTX got to see it. It's amazing. I'm not biased at all. I'm very biased. These little biases.

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