Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #282

Episode Date: July 29, 2014

RT Discusses Wisdom Wanks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers will learn that an Anthony Mackie comes a new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-octane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church. Twisted metal, streaming now, only on Peacock. This episode of the Ristief Podcast is brought to you by Hover. Hover is the best way to buy and manage domain names.
Starting point is 00:00:55 In less than five minutes, find your new domain, get it up and running, and start realizing your online idea. Try Hover.com and get 10% off your entire first purchase with the code grapes. That's hovbr.com and the code g-r-a-p-e-s. This podcast is brought to you by Hulu Plus. Watch your favorite shows anytime and anywhere with Hulu Plus. On your TV or on the go with your smartphone or tablet. Shows like Family Guy, Once Upon a Time, New Girl, Scandal, and more.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Right now you can try Hulu Plus free for two weeks when you go to HuluPlus.com slash RoosterDee. Hey everyone, welcome to the RoosterDee Plus Podcast. com slash rooster uh... hey everyone welcome to the ristete's podcast i'm wearing a white shirt well-known to the ristete's but anyone tell me i just realized that camera white shirt camera it just looks like it's gonna look fucked up
Starting point is 00:01:40 look at that it's like you don't have a bloke wearing a dirty white shirt it's just gonna blow out the camera you can't see shitty bloke where I just no point in me being here now Barbara you Barbara try to get me to take my shirt off But I can advertise the new show that I was meant to Throw ever you you barely made it frame the dinner on the platform Play don't get it. All right. Hey everyone welcome to the podcast This week featuring Gus Gavin Blaine and Bernie and Gus I'm gonna put the shirt on a pretty lush suit today. Thanks. It was my first time
Starting point is 00:02:12 So you know, I thought I'd make a good first impression Yeah, it was a big debate beforehand whether or not to wear the suit When was like doing where the suit? Do I not wear the suit? I don't think I've ever seen you enclosed the fit We rarely see him in close. I went with a... Are you making fun of somebody for wearing clothes that are too small? You wear like a European women's medium. Well, it was my problem. Here was my problem.
Starting point is 00:02:32 I wear medium in the UK. I bought a ton of medium clothes here and they're too big. And that's where I'm small. Smaller, smaller than medium, but bigger than medium. Mediums bigger than medium, but smaller, smaller than medium. Yeah, American small is smaller than a UK medium. So the British... A American medium is bigger than a UK medium. Medium is bigger than medium but smaller, smaller than medium. Yeah. American small is smaller than UK medium. So the British is bigger than UK medium. The UK medium does not exist in the US. That is like small and a half.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Yeah. Right. So what do you mean? I need a small one put five. I'm back. So you have our new shirt that is up for T-shirt. Is this T-shirt Tuesday? Yeah. Bigger Academy. You can Academy. Are we trying to get sued by every company? T-Smooth. What are we doing? What are we doing? I don't know what you mean.
Starting point is 00:03:06 I would have been. No idea. It's an original creation created by received production. It's a creation of Montioum from the mind of Montioum. A youm? Is it youm or ohm? I don't know. I miss Disney.
Starting point is 00:03:17 It's one of the fucking word in the suit. Oh, it's my first podcast. I like it. You don't like the effort that he's making? Yeah. Yeah. I was gonna bring chocolates. I pulled chocolates. Where did't like the effort that he's making. Yeah. Yeah. I was gonna bring chocolates legitimately was better I've told you I have to where are you bring chocolates?
Starting point is 00:03:27 It's like it's not bringing me to do it. What are you gonna do if you're gonna bring chocolates? Oh god. What else are you gonna do? I'm sorry baby. I was gonna buy you flowers. I swear. I was gonna be a better person. I was gonna sit here in my suit and drink my beer now That's you I like my suit I'm going to tweeter. It's it's a an ex-suit express suit last time I mentioned express Somebody was a burn you was me you're giving me shit. I didn't know the dude shop that expressed and then I asked the group It's a great store. It's a store for women brand in shops express air in shops at express brand-in-shop's express air in shops express this is not a manlier at all you're going down i actually have a suit jacket i bought it express
Starting point is 00:04:08 uh... because uh... i had to go to uh... fancy restaurant for dinner once and they had a dress code you had to wear jacket fuck so uh... i just like started going to stores trying to find the cheapest suit jacket i could i found a suit jacket for twenty bucks that fit me at express perfect can't they don't they provide jack and i don't know now now what what was the total cost of the suit? Uh, I don't know they had the things about express they have sales like constantly So it's a fucking fucking mute your phone. I was them. I told you what was that ringtone?
Starting point is 00:04:36 It's a very busy day. It went off just like fucking 30 seconds ago. I was talking. I want to draw attention to it So you know the one is drawn a text who called who called? Who in the other box is text who texted? Nope text called. Who called? Who in the world is our block? This text is text. Who texted? What did they say? Yeah. All right, sorry.
Starting point is 00:04:49 I was dead. Ah, no, it wasn't. No, I read it. I'm not gonna say who it was. I'm not gonna write it yet. I don't know, total like 300? And we're gonna go with that. They have a summer sale.
Starting point is 00:05:00 It's like everything's 50% off, so it's pretty great. So this is the shoe. This is the rack suit. Yes. Not tailored in any way. No, you look good in This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot.
Starting point is 00:05:09 This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot.
Starting point is 00:05:17 This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. This is the shoot. Like you soon as you get the cars like this. Uh, uh, uh, he's on Tinder 24 hours of fucking day.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Which is the- What's the one you don't like women when you swipe left or right? It's right. No, no, right is yes. Left is nope. It's nope. It's not. No, it's just nope. That's plain. So it's like nope. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Nope, nope, nope. Yeah, Mike's girlfriend's from Tinder. He's not worked out, I guess. Three months ago. Where you from, Tinder? Do you know why he broke up with his girlfriend? Can we talk about that? Yeah, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:05:49 He broke up with his girlfriend because she said to him one time, where are you going? I'm going to work. She says you work a lot. So he broke up with me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 00:06:01 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, do. It's, you know, I don't know. It was, it was difficult bouncing that in school and working out. Well, there's something myself out too. Yeah. So would you break up with a girl because you get interviews with your workout time? I have before. Oh, my God. No, it's hard. It's like micromanage and I can't handle that. What was the conversation that you had that was the breakup conversation? She wanted to go hang out and I was like, you know what, I've had an entire week of work.
Starting point is 00:06:26 I was like, I'd really like to take today off. And she's like, okay, so I was like, yeah. So then I was walking around and thinking, I was like, you know what, I think it'd be a lot better off if I was single, so I broke up with her. And things were going well, I just looked at her Facebook last night and I was like, I made a mistake.
Starting point is 00:06:42 She was really hot, so I made a pretty big mistake. Wait, wait, there was nothing in that conversation that would I made a mistake. She was really hot, so I made a pretty good mistake. Wait a minute, there was nothing in that conversation that would lead to a breakup. Yeah. It was, I don't wanna go out, because I'm tired from work, and she said, okay, and then I thought about it, and I should break up with it.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Yeah, but then I went on a walk, and I thought, it was like a building thing, like she was constantly giving me shit because I was up at the office late, and I was like, you know. You just gave an example of her not giving you shit, though. She was very accommodating. No, no, she was like, everything was going well, and then I decided to break up That's what I heard I kind of I move them. I regret it. Well, yeah, she's she was pretty hot You got it what you got to do is you do the wisdom. Wank. Have you ever done one of those the wisdom?
Starting point is 00:07:17 Well, it's like when you're you're unclear and the jerk off and it's like everything is just like Right in the world you you munk it off and then if you still wanna be with it after that. Karate, Karate is in the other room going, what, it's an absolutely legitimate strategy. Very, absolutely is. What is the monk? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Guys think much more clearly without all that semen in their brain. It is, you gotta empty out everything and then you're good to go. You make terrible decisions when you're full up. But there's something about that moment after where you're just like, the moment after where it's just like Really depressing and you know like if you've made a mistake and you're like I've made it to you know
Starting point is 00:07:49 Why guys get tired after sex? So tired just sad brain or whatever depressed because you don't want to live basically you get a sad off to sex Yeah, you know, I mean it's not sad Well, it's depending on the situation if it's like Someone I should man my parents are gonna listen to this and they're gonna kill me If it's somebody that you shouldn't have been with then you just automatically realize it's like someone I should, may my parents even be listening to this and they're gonna kill me. If it's somebody that you shouldn't have been with, then you just automatically realize it's like, I've made a horrible, horrible mistake.
Starting point is 00:08:10 And you just like, you're told what you're talking about which time was the moment of clarity. Yeah. That's what you have at the time. Like super clarity. Well, that's what Gavin, Gavin, you're basically describing the exact same thing. Yeah. Afterwards, immediately you have a clear mind
Starting point is 00:08:21 and you're like, oh, I should make these decisions differently. Yeah. I don't know if I could break up with someone. I've never done it. You, you, you break up by not replying to people though, right? It's not breaking up. That's like, if what is that? There's this should be a word for that.
Starting point is 00:08:34 It's like muting someone. It's basically what you do. Like you mute yourself in their life. Like they had a boyfriend and now they still have a boyfriend you're just turned off. You're like, I just blocked him. Procrastidating and a boyfriend. You're just turned off. I just blocked them Procrastidating and blocking that kind of putting it off. Well, well if it was like an actual relationship There's no way you could do that. I if I had a girlfriend. I wouldn't just disappear
Starting point is 00:08:56 What defines an actual girlfriend though? Like girlfriend. Okay. Why not like? Real what is that Everyone who's ever dated you is like someone you Like someone you're not dating, they're actually your girlfriend. And then what do you do? So when you break up, you just go, like how did you break up, Blake, with your girlfriend? I hate to say it, but it was over the phone, but I think I did meet her in person, and I just said, listen, things aren't working out.
Starting point is 00:09:18 I laid it all out for her, and then I just said, I think we should be apart. Did she understand better than we do? Because I think we're still dating after our conversation. Yeah, I don't know. It kind of had some fallout, not to get too into details, but like it kind of lasted for a while. And then there was a very like clear moment where she was just like, fuck you.
Starting point is 00:09:37 And then it just was kind of, you're not friends anymore. No. And she's dating a new guy. And he's got one year that's like this. It's okay. You don't have to make me feel yourself up but an embarrassing. Sure, it's really racking the person.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Who doesn't go on walks and come back breaking up. I'm gonna be a dick and say that, anytime I've ever broken up with a girl or- Yeah, start being a dick now. Or I've been with somebody and I look at who they're dating currently, I'll just compare myself and be like, well he doesn't have a- No, you have no right to do that. After you break up with somebody, I look at who they're dating currently, I'll just compare myself and be like, well, he doesn't have a... No, you have no right to do that.
Starting point is 00:10:08 After you break up with somebody, that's it. You don't get to go back and look and see, like, compare anything like that. Do you call him? You guys not as good, that thing? Do you actually have Facebook comments? No, I don't do that. Oh, you're rude.
Starting point is 00:10:20 What's it, what's it, what's it, what's it, I know she knows. What's the most passive aggressive thing that you can do on Facebook? Like, like something and then unlike it No, because lots of times I I Normally never like anything on Facebook, but I'll do it by accident all the fucking time I got a ton of text and tweet saying and oh, I can't believe you you think men should have pubes
Starting point is 00:10:36 And I was like wait, when you talk? Yeah, oh some idiot posted an article and I scrolled by and like yeah And then that means you read it though No, not always like somebody you'll click back and or sometimes I'll click like someone post something stupid on Facebook like an unlike. And then my wife says, how can you do that? And I said, what do you mean? I'll say, what do you mean? She was, because now they know that you liked it.
Starting point is 00:10:53 But when they look, they don't see your name there. They know you unlike it. Like, I don't give a fuck what they think. I really don't fucking care. You mentioned something similar where like if you're on someone's Twitter, then you like follow them. You're just like following all the on someone's Twitter, then you like follow them You're just like following all the time, dude And the amount of people who tweet me saying I'm so excited that
Starting point is 00:11:11 Gavin followed me and then I'm like Yeah, sorry I'll tell you what I've done the internet long enough in my life that now if somebody on Twitter does something stupid Like I've been very clear about if you text a certain joke to me. I'll definitely block you or If somebody is like really egregious and makes comments on the YouTube channel and I ban them from our YouTube channel, which we can totally do, we can ban people's accounts. Before I ban or block somebody, I follow them first. Then I block them. Because then they can do alert, pretty birds following you. They're like, whoa, that's really, and then blocked. So it's like, I wanted them to have the full roller coaster
Starting point is 00:11:44 out. because I know that the people who are being assholes online are doing it, you know, just because they want attention basically. Now do you that's the mentality of a troll online? Yeah, of course. So yeah, I'll follow them from Rucherti. I'll subscribe to their YouTube channel and then immediately. But don't they show up in like who you're following? Sure for about four seconds. And they're banned. I I don't realize that. Yeah, I feel like that's more stinging if I do it that way. Do you take offense to, or do you know of somebody
Starting point is 00:12:11 that takes offense to, like when someone unfalows you or when you unfollow someone else? It's like a friend. I think all that stuff is insane. Like there's three people on Facebook that I follow, that I don't want to follow anymore. And they're Jeff Williams, Joel Heyman, There's three people on Facebook that I follow that I don't want to follow anymore and their Jeff Williams
Starting point is 00:12:27 Joel Heyman and Luke McKay and I follow I'm friends with all of them on Facebook because they're my friends But they will accept I think any friend request so all of my friend requests that I have to decline from friends of friends It's all from those you are a hypocrite why Because you did the exact same thing and when someone else bitched about that to you, you were like, who cares, was Facebook? No, what are you talking about? Yeah, that's not true at all.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Absolutely. That's not true. You've always done that. I have never done that. Yes, do you have a memory? I think you're thinking of me. I used to do that and I don't do that anymore. Easy mistake to me.
Starting point is 00:13:00 I remember, I have a Facebook account until like two years ago even, Ben made me a Facebook account because what's that? I Change thank you for my stance on that all right. I take it back. I'm a hypocrite though You can call me one. It's fine. I'll take it. There was a girl's talking to Well she a Disney princess or not I was talking to this girl We just broken up and we were talking I'm just missing this girl. Well, I was
Starting point is 00:13:27 I was following her on Twitter and shared all of her tweets were just really dumb and she had like Thousands and thousands of tweets. So I was just like I just don't follow her and she noticed it was like I don't know why she would be checking but she like called me out on it It's like yeah, you're just making dumb to this people in this company or notice when you don't follow them It's easy just to keep following them. This yeah, can you hide like can you mute somebody on Twitter? You can totally do it now It used to be a feature that was in tweet bot. You can do that on the actual Twitter They have integrated it into Twitter now. You can actually I don't know how you speak. I'm looking at this easy and tweet bot I think we bought owned by Twitter now too. Is it they bought tweet? They pretty much saw everything at this point
Starting point is 00:14:02 Huh tweety tweet. Tee bots great So sweet Disney princess, which I brought up you you went I love all your best Speaking of the thing that I brought up What the fuck is it you with the Disney princesses? So Brandon and I were there for a business trip and we were in Orlando what business? a business trip and we were in Orlando. What business? The Ristarty business. Tinder business. He was doing a TV commercial.
Starting point is 00:14:26 So yeah, we were out there and we decided to make a run on all the theme park. So we went to Disney Studios or Universal and then we went to Disney World. By the way, I've been on these types of business trips before. I've never had the opportunity to do any of this shit. The only free time I've ever had was I had about 90 minutes one time and we went and filmed a short in Disney World, that roller coaster one. We never had any fucking free time. And you literally went to the park, went to the roller coaster, rode it like two or three
Starting point is 00:14:55 times, and hit the shot. And ran to the airport. Yeah, that's all the free time I've had in years of doing this. We pay in the ass because every, all my significant others in my life, no matter what stage of life it's been, they always talk about all these trips I get to take. And it's like, I see an airport, a taxi, and then a convention center, and then a taxi, and an airport, and I'm back. That's it.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Yeah, so I don't know what kind of fucking trip you guys were on. You got to go to all of the theme parks. Yeah, we did. We set aside time, though, so we could phone a recap, because we knew we were going to film your recap. Because it was late. I went to, I went to Dubai Dubai and I didn't even see daylight like I was in and did the shoot and then went out and It was dog the entire time here's the other thing too is that people think like girl strips or whatever You know the girls like to go on girls trips and like oh my friends and go to Vegas or whatever and they go on girl strips
Starting point is 00:15:39 It's like I don't ever go on guy trips because all my friends I work with, the last thing that I would ever do in a thousand years is go somewhere with Gus. Or Matt. I'm like, I'm gonna get in a plane and go somewhere. Gus, where are we going together for fun, me and you? Vegas. We went one time, when was that? 10 years ago? You have fun. It was fun.
Starting point is 00:16:01 I could not imagine. It was the whole thing about Gus wouldn't go to Vegas He jumped out when the Vegas one time. No, I know, but that was the whole thing So I finally said you will love Vegas and was I right? Yeah, no, you're right But I just want to make sure people understand people don't understand the story It's not that I hated Vegas and didn't want to go to Vegas. I didn't want to go to Vegas at that one particular time People when they hear the story they're like, oh, why do you hate Vegas? Why did you hit Vegas? Why didn't you want to go to Vegas at that one particular time. People, when they hear the story, they're like, oh, why do you hate Vegas? Why did you hate Vegas?
Starting point is 00:16:26 Why did you hate Vegas? Ag was tired. I had my contact sent. I just want to go to my fucking hotel and sleep. Didn't want to go to Vegas. What was the contact score? I do that. They were itching.
Starting point is 00:16:36 I wanted to get them out of my fucking eyes. I think that was, you can never, you can never dredge up an old story and defend yourself. It never works. It's totally fruitless to try to do that Totally fruitless. I read that if you leave your contacts in too long your eyes get eaten That was what's happening. My eyes were being chewed on They're an appetizer. They will they will adhere to your eyeballs
Starting point is 00:16:57 Yes, gross Lasik that's a thing. I have laser. Yeah. Yeah, how does that what how is that process? I heard that you're like a wake for the whole thing Like when they do it what they do is they put a ring on your eye Don't put a picture of this up. Yeah, so good now And then there's like a pressure they press they press on your eye So hard that you can't see out anymore like your vision all goes black I mean because they bending your eye the the shape of it like it stops working. Yeah stops working basically Then the hard part about
Starting point is 00:17:26 lasick, then this is going to be gross. The hard part about lasick is not like the laser. It's not the the beam coming down right at your eye and that little thing they put that close to your eye. The hardest part about lasick, which they don't put in any literature, is that it's a laser carving your eye. So you get to smell what your eye like smells like as it's burning. Is it smell delicious? It's very, very distinct smell. It's a very distinct smell. Would you eat that smell? If you're walking by a restaurant You smell that smell. I would absolutely not eat booked eyeball laser cook not knowing knowing knowing now
Starting point is 00:17:54 But before you would do that if you if you smell that smell on a plane the plane's about to go down Okay, it's like it's like this horrible like copper plastic smelling fire. It's like this horrible, like copper, plastic smelling fire. It's just disgusting. It's really disgusting. I bet they've just pumped that smell into the room to mess with you. To let you know, it's like for natural gas.
Starting point is 00:18:13 They had the smell. Don't warn you. In case you're not aware your eyes are burning. One time you and I were flying back from Orlando, I think, I don't know what we were doing out there. Must have been a trip of some kind. And I was convinced the plane was catching fire. I don't know if you remember this. Oh, yeah, like we were we had taken off We had we had started reaching cruising altitude then all of a sudden all the air conditioners instead of blowing cold air
Starting point is 00:18:32 Just started blowing hot air yep like super hot like ow ow like turn it off and then it started smelling like melting plastic all in the cabin I said I turn it over you are should we be worried what's going on? Maybe somebody was getting a little angry and it was like 10 minutes of just like blasting furnace hair like there's a fire in this plane. We were getting like flames shot at us and no comment and the flight crew didn't say anything that all of a sudden just started blowing cold again. I was like what the fuck was that? Yeah, the scariest thing was whenever you're on a flight and something happens and the flight crew reacts to it. Then you know you have a problem. They're like, what the fuck was that? Like a bump or something like that?
Starting point is 00:19:07 You ever see a stewardess like, have this look on her face? Or a flight attendant? I should say watch the fuck out. You have a problem on your hands. Have you had that? No, I had a friend who was on plane that the flight attendant started crying,
Starting point is 00:19:18 started bawling. Was it the one that the plane decompressed and? No, no, no, they tried to land in St. Louis, which I don't know who the fuck ever puts a hub airport in st. Louis uh... that was t.w.a. or in chicago what is the logic in st. Louis you have to fly through the arch and it's like the biggest croquet game ever
Starting point is 00:19:39 but uh... they have so many storms in the midwest it's like it you're just gonna have delays like if i ever have a plane that goes through oh hair airport yeah i'm gonna have a delay almost every single time. I've been delayed that multiple times. Anyway the pilots saw a hole in the storm and decided to try to get through it and there was so much turbulence which I actually kind of like turbulence. I was not a plane. You like to reach out to something to do right? Yeah it's just like it's different you know what I mean and I don't mind it like that like I was like how far does a plane have to drop for me to get that stomach feeling of life. I'm in a soft heart. I don't know man because I mean? And I don't mind it like that like I was gonna how far does a plane have to drop for me to get that stomach Mm-hmm feeling of life. I bet it's how far I don't know man because I mean I can like jump off a diving board
Starting point is 00:20:10 And I don't get that stomach feeling what you're expecting that is that you were just sitting there and then like your chair Dropped a foot out from under you you'd feel that really yeah, I'm expecting at the top of a roller coaster And I feel it right but you're not expecting it in a plet well. Yeah, so I'm saying but it's it's more of a drop on a Roll coaster like a bigger distance that drop than what you think. I don't think it's very big. Anyway, the pilot, there was a big storm in the Midwest in Relanian St. Louis. They tried to go through a hole in the storm.
Starting point is 00:20:32 They didn't work out. There was so much turbulence. All the overhead bins opened and dumped all the luggage into the aisle. That's how bad the turbulence was. The final destination. And it was like one of the flight attendants was on the thing going, everybody's like,
Starting point is 00:20:44 I like literally like, panning for a while. Yeah, it was pretty bad. It was prettyants was on the thing going everybody's like literally like Pretty bad. It was pretty bad. It was a dumb pilot. Yeah, that was the thing about the like the guy saying goodbye to his kids That was that was that flight that was that flight I mean one other thing another to tile these flights together the flight that I took to Scotland when I was coming back And I had my personal accident which we don't need to go over in detail The flight out was literally the day after I had lasak. I was so busy at that point in my life I had to go to Scotland, but I wanted to get lasak done and so I had lasak and then the next day Got on an international flight after my first 24 hour checkup and I was still for 10 days Had to do antibiotic drops in my eyes because I had my eyes sliced open I got on an international flight to another country just like the 200 people's just these flies
Starting point is 00:21:29 Right, sure, right. And you were concerned about like the pressure differential like making your eyes Slowed or something? I just didn't I was like fuck it I gotta go. Were you wearing like cool blue blockers and the big orange glasses? It's not only the first day. It was big like Like you ride on a scooter and those like terminator style glasses. Well, our flight to Orlando, I was sick before like the day of, so when we were up in the air,
Starting point is 00:21:50 just the altitude, like my head was just fluid. Like I couldn't hear anything, and Brandon was like, you were breaking, because I was just like leaking fluid, he was discussing. Oh, I figured I'll play with allergies as a worst. Yeah, I was, yeah. If you have like any type of head colder congestion,
Starting point is 00:22:04 it's awful. Yeah, I did have any type of head colder congestion, it's awful. Yeah, I did. So I want to get back. So we derailed from the Disney Princess story. Yeah. So we had been posting pictures. It was funny because I got on to Facebook after the trip. And it said, like, brand of Hermes, he tagged you in 30 photos.
Starting point is 00:22:19 And I was like, well, all my high school friends think that brand and I are like, boy friends now. But yeah, so we decided to be a brand. We just, he's a great guy. So we decided to go to Disney World. And I wanted to do something, the whole weekend, we had been posting pictures of just what we're doing.
Starting point is 00:22:35 And it was just getting kind of boring. So it's like, I should do something that's a little bit more funny. So that night I went to Walmart and I bought a fake ring. And I was like, I'm gonna propose all my favorite fake princesses. Fake, it wasn't a real diamond. I got you. I seriously, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:48 So I got a mole, look at that. Oh shit. Oh, there's pictures. Yeah, so I decided to go, man, Ariel was hot. She was really cool. I'm still, my hope was that when I tweeted it, since, you know, she's- So we're showing a picture of Blaine proposing
Starting point is 00:23:01 to Ariel from Little Mermaid. Is that Cinderella? Cinderella. And a Rapunzel. So So Ariel you would have swiped right. Yeah, that was Tinkerbell. That was Tinkerbell. She was sweet. Swipe left? You don't need to go over to Taylor. You're gonna judge me along with the women. You just tell us what happened. So your hope was my hope was that when I tweeted the photos I was just really hoping for Ariel that I would hear back his rooster teeth like you know never just so huge that somebody had to know
Starting point is 00:23:30 somebody sure enough I found a guy who tweeted me who said he went to high school with Cinderella Cinderella was kind of a bitch and then I had a Disney employee who is a rooster teeth fan who said that she found Ariel and she was gonna give her my Twitter handle but nothing is why not why not your Tinder Because maybe she's like left on you. Maybe are you on Tinder? Gus no fuck no She's not Mary not 22
Starting point is 00:23:56 Mad pre-day is tinder You fucking kids. I'm gonna sound like an old man now fucking Tinder god damn man I got in tinder because I was looking for Disney princesses and Brandon was fucking furious because we were at dinner dinner and I was just just I was just on Tinder the entire time look I found three Disney princesses on Tinder ever go anywhere with white people dressed up as Disney princess Why do I buy someone who's the kids caught in cuz it's like the prestige of it It's like a dirty thing what it is they get interviewed based on
Starting point is 00:24:35 personality Gaston is fucking hilarious like I railed on me Those muscles fake padded, but he was still a really cool guy Those muscles fake padded, but he was still a really cool guy He's a good butt. What about you? You still really cool that? Ha ha ha ha No, but no, Gaston was pretty cool I think I made him break character for like a split second when I proposed to him I told him what I was doing and he just he he last a little bit. Yeah, he broke character
Starting point is 00:24:59 So, I would say yes I don't really ask should we just like people with a fucking line is yeah, who are you playing? I don't know if you play is I don't know have. Should we just want people with the fuck plain is? Yeah, who are you playing? I don't know if you're playing is. I don't know how long it works here. This is actually, I think a year ago, I was just starting in turn. I was working on her first, the cyan shoot at the old office.
Starting point is 00:25:16 The side of the woman who had the desk, Chris has the desk in the cyan. Yeah, all right. When Michael's in that one too. So I interned for the semester and then I part time and then I graduate. So he's been our, he's been our intern been on you've been on the green screen on the Rishi podcast a couple times Like your first day here I made you get on screen because I said you're too good looking to work in this guy was awesome. I'm afraid about that
Starting point is 00:25:34 Yeah, that was great. Yeah, he uh, and so Blaine was at the first RTX or not the first one the the second year RTX He came as a as a attendee then the year you were guardian, your second year you were guardian. And then this year you went as a staff member. You put that up on Twitter. That was an awesome photo. Yeah, it was really, really cool. That was, it was, I had been planning on that because like when I thought that I had a chance of getting a staff badge, I was really excited about it. Because you know, it's cool. It's like Pokemon, you know, it's like a, I'm a blast voice now. Start out as a scourge. You evolve. Swipe right. Yes, as a scortle. You have a swipe right. Yes, swipe right.
Starting point is 00:26:06 So we got the start of Tinder here. Barbara makes him her personal guardian. We each of us have someone that like kind of follows us around to make sure we get from place to place. And they're basically like, they have to kind of play heavy. Barbara of course picks Blaine. I got a 17 year old Boy Scout who is a state champion to Pokemon.
Starting point is 00:26:23 That's not a joke, by the way. That's what I got assigned to me. I I love I love and he's awesome, but there's a slight difference there Barbara in selecting each other's guardians that felt so bad for Lynn because it's like every time I saw him, he was just freaking out because he couldn't find you. You are dizzying him intentionally. I'm pretty sure at one point. I don't like all this. I don't like all the there's a lot of like theips ceremony that comes with with with the guardians around us. It's like I just I just walked the floor I don't give a shit. Yeah, and I don't I don't need to give I know what I need to get from place to place I get myself there
Starting point is 00:26:53 Marcy was awesome to and Len was awesome too, but I just I warned Marcy beforehand I said I'm just gonna like walk out on the floor and it's gonna be a big hassle, but don't worry about it It's like I've been doing this for 12 years. How's he are TX? I had a great time. It was fucking blast man. Yeah, I that was really surreal just meeting everybody He was really cool. Yeah, I'd you propose anybody at RTX. No no positive What happened to me? Oh So tinkerbell was the last one. She's technically everybody's like yeah, tinkerbell's not a Disney princess I don't give a shit. She's on like Disney's logo. Who the fuck's telling you that? People on the Twitter so anyways
Starting point is 00:27:24 She was really sweet. She was super nice. And I was like, you know what, you're, it was like at the end of the day, we're fixing the way to the park. And I was like, you know what, you're my last Disney princess. You can just have the ring.
Starting point is 00:27:33 And then her photographer just went crazy and started having us do like, proposal photos. So he's like having her hand on my chest and we're doing all this stuff. She was really cool. We just had to get worried that it might be real. And yeah, I was like,
Starting point is 00:27:43 hey, gotta go. She was, she was really nice. It was fun. We just wanted to get worried that it might be real. Yeah, I was like, hey, gotta go. But she was usually nice. It was fun. I give it to her. Take it well. So in these, by the way, these Disney princesses that work at the park, they are consummate professionals. That's a good gig. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Like, there was a video I saw online of the main character from Brave, is it a Meardah? Meardah? Yeah. Meardah? Yeah. Meardah. Confund her. And dude, she was fucking amazing. She looked like the cartoon come to life and she had the accent perfect. I mean, she was amazing.
Starting point is 00:28:09 The guy was interviewing her with a camera for like two minutes. She did not break character at all. Like he was just like asked her like random questions and stuff. Like, he even like asked her about her job and she like totally deflected the question. They must have to be have such a clean reputation. Like, they must, the background search for those jobs must be insane. Yeah, we got Blaine on here going, yeah, she's kind of bitch.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Okay. All right. So Jasmine was there with the lighting. I don't need to call out people by their princess. They were all very nice and pretty. They didn't break character, but their characters were assholes because they're like, I already have a prince charming. Just like just take the photo. Yeah. No, it's just being faithful with the book. I don't know. You go through that whole thing with the fucking jafar guy, the fucking you and you with your two small like just take the photo. Yeah. No, it's just being faithful. What the fuck? I don't know. She goes through that whole thing with the fucking jafar guy to fucking deal with you with your two small t-shirts
Starting point is 00:28:49 with no sleeves. And your fag ring. Yeah, she's got a fucking castle. Oh, I'm going to go to your job. What if you're doing your job? And someone was like, just take the photo with me. You'd be like, I'm walking. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:29:00 I'm going to go for it. And she is. Hey, change the subjects. That was a good photo. You swiped left on that. My arm looks fucking huge. God, change your subjects. That looks good photo. You swipe left on that. My arm looks fucking huge. God, check it out. She uses sweetheart.
Starting point is 00:29:09 So that's the only thing about Blaine. Blaine works out like, what, four or five hours a day? Four or five. No, four or five, five or six times a week, hour and a half a day. Hour and a half a day. Six times a week. Do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:29:22 So not every day. Six days a week. You gotta get a break in there. So what do you do Do you know what I mean? So not every day. Six days a week. You gotta get a break in there. So what do you do while you're walking out? How you listening music? That's just like music. You're in the zone. Yeah, I could not listen to music.
Starting point is 00:29:33 I could not sit and listen to music for an hour and a half a day. Well, I'm not sitting. I'm lifting. I'm less. Raising lowering every day. Do you want to come to the gym with me? I got miles. I got Carrie.
Starting point is 00:29:42 I got Ellis all to go. I would only go to a gym if it was just me and that. Everybody tell me I pronounced the Disney Prince's name like the Spanish word for shit. Miri, Miri. So I get it. I know, I don't know how to pronounce your name. How do you say it?
Starting point is 00:29:55 Marida? I say Marida. I just call that shitty. The shitty Prince said it. She's from that shitty Pixar movie. She's got a shitty Prince says, you know the one. It's got a shitty. They ain't got Blaine didn't meet her. He'd give you a breakdown of her personality and everything else. She's got a shitty princess. You know the one. It's got a shit.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Don't get blinded in meter and give you a breakdown of a personality and everything else. She was sweet. Yeah, she's not like soup. I was like right. I'm gonna eat this thing. What I'm gonna remind of this episode of Rostit podcast is brought to you by Hover. When you have a great idea and you want to secure a domain name for it, you want something catchy and memorable to represent your online identity.
Starting point is 00:30:24 Hover gives you exactly what you need to get the job done. You'll find the perfect domain for your ideas so you can get started working on it and move on to the next thing I need to do a list. Hover gives you easy to use powerful tools to manage your domain so that anyone can do it. You can get the perfect domain name and start building your web presence right away to take control of what people find when they search for you or your business online. Try Hover and get 10% off your first purchase by typing in the promo code grapes because people like grapes. Until September 1st, 2014, all of the new
Starting point is 00:30:49 domain extensions are on sale. Summer is a perfect time to start a new project, so we wanted to give you some encouragement. Every single new domain is deeply discounted, so you can choose whatever one you want. Head over to hover.com to see the full list of new domains, there's hundreds of new options, lots of great domain names to try. Try Hover, get 10% off your first purchase by typing in promo code Crapes. There are so many domain names now. What do you mean, like domain? Like top-level domain names, like .com, .net, like all that shit. Yeah, did they ever make...
Starting point is 00:31:16 I think I'm about 90% certain that Blame was on Tinder during your ad read. He literally just set his phone back down. What were you doing on there? Okay, so there's this new app, it's called Unseen, and basically a bunch of Aggies made it, and you can anonymously post photographs. What's an Aggie? It's Texas A&M. There you go. It's our opposing school, you know. Let's not give them much credit, but okay. Yeah, so all right, they made this app where you can anonymously post photographs. So they went in with the intention, I'm sure, like, oh, you can post funny photos, you can anonymously post photographs. So they went in with the intention of I'm sure like, oh, you can post funny photos,
Starting point is 00:31:45 you can do stuff, you can connect by school. So you can go to UT, you can go to anims. It is nothing but boobs and butts. So it's kind of the greatest thing. And that's what you're doing during the ad read. So during the ad read, I'm reading about domain names and you're looking at boobs and butts. You need to go and juck off.
Starting point is 00:32:01 It's sometimes they post funny things. You never know. Sometimes they'll do like a social justice thing. So if a person parks like an asshole, they'll put a photo of that and they'll put the location. So that's what you're looking for. Oh yeah, absolutely. So you're like parking police.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go. I get a don't want to tell you the way my brain filled that in. Because you were talking about parking domain names. And then he said parking an asshole. Parking like an asshole and I was like, he's probably parked there. So if you don't asshole is not available domain. I hate when people do all that like passive-adgressive shit with parking. I hate that. Are you an asshole parker? No I don't think I listen. I
Starting point is 00:32:36 have a pro. I'm not an asshole parker intentionally but I'm a shitty parker in that I drive a truck and I drive a sedan and the sedan actually I End up parking wrong because the front end of my truck is cut off. Yeah, and I'm so used to parking the truck That I always end up going over the space like that's not something people are terrible stop you about I always go over that line a little bit. This side lines are worse. Side lines are the worst Yeah, and you say sedan because you don't want people to know you have a Tesla I just I got a Gavin today's stop mentioning Tesla on the fucking pod worse. Soundlines are the worst. Yeah. Did you say Sudan because you don't want people to know you have a Tesla? I just, I got a Gavin today.
Starting point is 00:33:06 So I stopped mentioning Tesla on the fucking pod. It's a cool car to have. Why don't you talk about it? We had fun today, Matt. Yeah. Gavin, I went down to Google today and we had a meeting at Google. First time I've been to Google in Austin. I've never been to the Austin Google.
Starting point is 00:33:18 They're right by. I used to have a, I used to live in a apartment. I don't know if you ever went there. I used to live in that apartment complex at Rannick's with a Google office. He's getting too excited. Don't say whatever you're going to say. Well, because we're not talking about what we went to Google yet. So, but we went to Google. Oh, you got too excited. Let's go say, hey, who else have you let drive your car? You let me drive
Starting point is 00:33:32 your car once. I've let you ever listen. I freely embrace the fact that when you own a Tesla, you also become like this weird like marketing person for it. And I fully recognize that I'm also a fucking beta tester. But so I let whoever drive it. I think you're an alpha tester. If people want to drive it, no, the alpha one was their roadster. That was like a roller skate that you didn't get into it. You like put it on and then you wrote away. I looked good in pictures, but it was really very low in a tiny little car.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Yeah. I just saw a funny tweet here from casting for two. I had the chance to be bladed RTX and he was a tool to me But nice to the hot chick next to me Is that her in shorts? What's his name casting for two? No, no follow him. That's that's a lie I was so nice to everybody casting for two Although there was one who I was in a rush to go film something and he was like hey Can I get a picture with you? And I was like yes, you'll catch me later in the day. I promised I will be back.
Starting point is 00:34:25 And he tweeted me and he was like, I'm under the airport, Blaine. Where are you? I got a picture with you. And he was just like, give me so much shit. I felt so bad for that kid. I can't remember his name. You're a fucking liar.
Starting point is 00:34:35 You told me you'd be back and you weren't. I know. You weren't. I feel like a dick. I pulled a dick move. Yeah, you, you, the kid's mom couldn't take the photo. His mom, he kept trying to take a picture with me but his mom kept calling and interrupting the camera app and eventually it would have
Starting point is 00:34:48 like three times and I had I did have to go but I left without taking the picture because I thought it would make a better story but I freely admit that that was probably one of the worst things I've ever done. It's funny though. If everybody knows that guy is I will well I won't do anything because then people I was able to save on him your hand but well imagine what that kid feels like like he could have either gotten just a generic photo with you Or he has that funny story. He's been mentioned on the podcast twice Yeah, it might be an RTA you never know. Yeah, so we don't know what that guy looks like Jordan Jordan actually did go out and get The likeness of the guy that I threw out of the Bethesda party at Pax
Starting point is 00:35:23 Where was that Paxies? Paxi's, oh wow. When I got drunk and I got so drunk, I started like asking other people to leave the party, which was one of the worst things I've ever done. I mean, that's horrible to do. But there was a guy who there who was a fan and when I walked up to him, he came and apologized to me at the booth the next day.
Starting point is 00:35:40 He was like, I was clearly very drunk and I went up all the way to the place. No dude, I'm really sorry. I was doing it to be funny and they caught me doing it. He was really drunk, and if he thought he was actually getting reprimanded. So the guy who's in the RTA that I threw out, like, you got to go to, that's actually based on the guy.
Starting point is 00:35:55 That's awesome. That's cool. I love how amazingly accurate the anime adventures are. They're really awesome. You join me by the way, just hit his fourth year of animating. Yeah, that's crazy. What's crazy me is achievement hunter just hit six years today. Mm-hmm So achievement hunter is basically half as old as the company. We went six years of the company We're starting a cheap and hunter
Starting point is 00:36:14 And the Gavin's only been a part of a cheap and have for two and a half years. I mean, it's basically like yeah here I made some videos back in the day, but that was on occasional visits But if you ask me would, would you date achieve 100, just off the tap your head, as being older than RTAs? Yeah, because I remember when we started achieve 100, I was also in San Diego oddly enough, right around the same time, I guess, yeah, that's weird.
Starting point is 00:36:36 But I remember that being first, because I remember being in San Diego when we decided to launch it. Ben and I were both in San Diego together, and they're like, oh great, the two people who can work on the website are not in Austin when we're launching this whole new domain. Yeah, you remember all the stuff we did to we did a RVPSA to announce it and then we did that fucking bet that I lost. Yeah, yeah, Jeff tried to get a 10,000 gamer score in a week.
Starting point is 00:36:58 He almost died doing it. He looked rough. $1,000 to him. A grand. He still hasn't a payback for the first bet Oh go collect your debts one of my favorite RT Lice or something. I don't know what it was But you run a Tony Hawk Board and you just eight shit. It was fucking funny fucking jack shot that jacks loft in that is my it's my favorite Lough ever with time because he's holding the camera and it's just like that Ross be throat lives like He was so happy about it. You would see that coming from a fucking mile away and I skateboarded in high school you ate knobs and I've been in the room when you
Starting point is 00:37:33 fallen down before like some reason used to fall a lot I'm not talking about the last thing now I would be in the office with it as happened a lot sometimes it was just be me and you and the old congress office which is an upstairs office So when you hit the floor be like I would just say you thought in the other room listen that that office building that we were in I don't know we call it an office building on congress. That shitty building that thing was fucking rickety is shit Yeah, like you could stand in the center of our studio and just like bounce on there is there is there is a clip wait go Patrick No, I'm sorry bitch. Thanks Patrick. Hey, hey, let's look at the bright You lost a lot of weight since then
Starting point is 00:38:08 Oh, shit, then the shaking cuz he's laughing so hard. I really thought I broke my arm my brother broke his arm by doing that In the bedroom the only bone we are a broken art. Well, I broke my leg my last I just want to your style of story. I had a girlfriend My son's okay. She was she was so hot. She's on the dance team and I had another girlfriend broke up and The dancing chick's voice hot I thought the dance team's choice harder than the dancing is so stupid Dancing is the dumbest thing I got denied from the dance Let's be honest. He's tried out and he was not making it clear You see TV shows like so you think you can dance and dance you with the stars
Starting point is 00:38:44 It's all fucking horseshit. You know what so is this podcast. It's just a bunch of people talking on that. It's way funnier than someone who can dance. So you think you can dance. Let's find out. Everybody doesn't show it. No, everybody. I'm not denying that. I don't say dancing is stupid. I'm not saying you fucking dancers aren't. What's your go-to move? I don't dance. I don't dance. I go to move and go get a fucking dream. everyone is tried to dance one no bullshit Have you never been a party where were your friends were giving it some and you were just like you're a fucking people are dancing Do you know me?
Starting point is 00:39:12 Never danced no Possible everyone's done it. Fuck no even Gavin dances and I would not label you as a dancer Gavin dance all the time Give me a few drinks. I'll go for it. He has a good time. I'll do our side of my knees. I'll spin on my ass He's not like fucking Monty Monty's like cares that shit. Oh, yeah, Monty has that show skill moves. Yeah Well, I was I was dating this girl I had a girlfriend before I broke broke up with this girl We all went to prom and then like like the whole group people like everybody went to prom date But then we went on a Galveston which is a beach community right outside of Houston
Starting point is 00:39:42 And we're part of the world. You're from Dallas. Yeah, by the way of Oklahoma, but we're not going to talk about that. Yeah, I moved in for no six. I don't consider I consider myself a fix. It's sticks. It sticks. Anyway, so we went on the Galveston. I met this girl there. Then so we're like in the last two weeks between prom and the end of school seniors, right? And she was very nice, very pretty girl, very nice girl, nice family. So at the end of school, they had her church had a lock-in, so she had to go to this lock-in. And so I was like, oh, I don't get to see you on Saturday night, it's too bad. So I would do I do when my nice, pretty girlfriend goes to a lock-in, a church lock-in. I decide to go to a fucking party.
Starting point is 00:40:20 And it was at this people's house that was off of a man-made lake. And then we all got drunk and ran on the hill and jumped the lake. And I fucking landed on an eight-foot diameter pipe that was this far below the water. They said, I looked like I bounced off the water when I jumped in. So I broke my leg doing that. The one thing that was saying water, don't ever fucking jump into water. And I knew it. Um, but that's the one thing they say about water.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Listen, you can drink it. You can swim in it. Don't fucking jump in it. Don't tell me that I'm a dope water. Listen, it's scary if I say, if I don't, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, my leg falling on. It's totally not true, but you could do that. I've stepped into a hot tub before, and they're always deeper than you think. Anyway, my girlfriend broke out with me, because I wanted to, you can't explain away a fucking broken leg. You gotta tell them, you know, just a trip.
Starting point is 00:41:14 Yeah, well, everybody was at the party, I was the guy at the party who broke his leg, Gavin. And it was like, hey, Burns broke his leg a week before graduation. I had to like, hobble across the house. Like that for my graduation. So someone is pointing out that I have danced. On Twitter, California says that I danced
Starting point is 00:41:30 in the frag dude short. Oh, and you got to rubber. Bad ass shot. That was great. There was just many takes that were edited together to look like it was good. We probably shot two hours of dance for like a minute. Worth a bit.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Why, how is that an efficient ratio of shooting? That's like that's about as good as it can. The best part of that is the Taco Bell wrapper just slaps on your face and stays. Fucking, how did it do that? Fucking Nathan did that. Like we were trying it and then Nathan was like, here, I think I can do it.
Starting point is 00:41:56 And his fucking first try, he got in front of the fan and was like, just adjusted it and let go. Boom, right in the face. Still having that Nathan, which I'm really bummed about. He never came to Nathan. No, he seems so cool. He's here to you. He's here like you. He's here Yeah, he's really busy because he's got that film Camico and he's a tour and all over with it Yeah, so yeah, he comes here cuz my he's busy, you know working in films with his brother
Starting point is 00:42:16 Sorry Alan keeps texting me. I need to be at him. He sounds like a nice. All right. Yeah, I'm sure Alan doesn't know We're doing the fucking podcast right now. All right. How is how is Muhammad notice Alan notice Alan didn't interrupt an ad read I should do a game time down. That should be one of my laser team game times right now. So yeah, we started and we started the laser team stretch goal for the podcast. Let's place really the first one just past weekend. And actually Blaine and I are working on the office shorts.
Starting point is 00:42:41 So all those things are in full effect. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So yeah, we released the last of us podcast. Let's play this past Saturday. And we'll release. I'm so glad we got to play last of us another one this Saturday. And there's a game we played today that I have been trying to convince the achievement of our guys to play for like two months now. I love this game. And I've been trying to convince them. They keep telling me they played it once and they just didn't like it. They actually, the achievement of guys work on a lot of stuff that they don't release.
Starting point is 00:43:03 They like, I love last place where I'm not in and they don't come like it. They actually, she might have guys working on a lot of stuff that they don't release. They're like, oh, there's a lot of less plays where I'm not in them and they don't come out. So everyone's always wanting to see these less plays, like the Magic, the Gathering, let's play in the one we did today. And I was in in them, so I don't even get to see them. Like, what could have been so bad about it?
Starting point is 00:43:17 I mean, I get it. If you don't know what you're doing, like, anyway, I knew I would do it, but we played today and I thought it worked out really good. I can't wait for that one to come out. Yeah. I'm just honestly, I'm just happy that I have a group of people to play that game with
Starting point is 00:43:27 Yeah, that is a fucking great co-op Yeah, we set up a little we set up a little environment for our podcast. Let's play over in the fun We're like going old school. We're literally like in a square little closet. We're all like right on top It is literally a closet. Yeah, and we had to turn off the air conditioner because it was loud as shit That's the loudest they see of it. So chairs. Did you blow out your asshole? We have chairs I did not get a hemorrhoid again That's my first recollection of Gus is he's the guy at work who came in and had me go home And I was his manager and I said why and he goes cuz I have a hemorrhoid
Starting point is 00:44:02 I was playing with you guys I don't't want to hear this. Just go home. Just go home. I let the gameplays head it. It's like, you pro laps. And I wasn't really like that. I was like, I don't know. Like the next morning, just wake up. You're like, oh, it's kind of, my buttoles kind of sore.
Starting point is 00:44:16 That's kind of weird. It wasn't like that when I went to sleep. I knew Blaine. I knew Blaine was a different kind of employee. The moment he started working here, when I first met him, I said I literally told you. And I I wasn't gonna let him off the hook I told me you're just too good looking to work here You can't work your very long and I think it took me totally seriously because he was like what the fuck and then I immediately wrote that
Starting point is 00:44:33 Short that we put you in with you had no shirt on yeah immediately as a first thing we did and then I don't remember This gust it was one time when we were like 30 seconds from starting the podcast and blame rip the nastiest fart like you stood right there and he ripped this horrible fart and it was one of those locker room moments where blame thought it was funny and everybody goes the fuck is wrong with you and he's like oh is that I can see his world crashing in his bro world is like falling apart falling apart. There was all that's been so acceptable in my life. But I remember we were thinking of the name for the no. And we're just all sitting around in silence,
Starting point is 00:45:12 like trying to come up with a name. And then I was like, hey, I've got a name. And then just like shit. And Gus was like three feet from me. I was on a bean bag. Everybody was like a ass level. Everybody just like got up. He's like, that's it.
Starting point is 00:45:31 That's enough brainstorming. I forgot about that. I don't like Blaine. What's he doing on the podcast? What even worked out lately? I put him in the game time, like your first week. I thought it was interesting because I've been talking to people like Gavvo and Ray, and they're guys that have been with us for two years, and I thought,
Starting point is 00:45:51 here's this guy who just started with us. I feel you were going to be with us for a while, so, and you'd already been an intern, you know, for a few months, and then we'd hired you full time, and I said, let's talk to somebody on their first week here. And then, so, if you've heard from Blaine since then, it's probably from that game timer. What else have you been in since then? I mean, it's just mostly recap and I think I will be in that upcoming short series that we announced at RTX I blade, which is going to be so much fun. But yeah, it's pretty much that in the recap and doing recap. Can I talk about that recap that I approach you about?
Starting point is 00:46:21 I mean, it's, I'm not spoiling. It's your show? Yeah, okay, so I don't know if it's too soon. Well, I've already talked about too much. I'm trying to get it together. I'm about to skydiving recap. It's a skydiving recap. It's a bad spoiler for you. For real, indoor. Outdoor. Oh geez. No, no, no, I heard the indoor one is it's I suggested the indoor one too because I'd heard of it too. I haven't done it. Demar said no. Yeah, Chris said it was just not worth it. Yeah, so I'm trying to get it and I'm talking to some people right now and they seem pretty interested in it. And I've approached all the founding members pretty much and said,
Starting point is 00:46:48 hey, do you want to do this guy? I'm learning you had a pretty good response to that. Do you want to go? Do you want to go, Skyrim? When is it? Next one is they, hopefully. Uh, I don't know. Come on.
Starting point is 00:46:59 I mean, that means no. I don't know. What's this stuff coming up? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. So yeah, I'm trying to get that together and hopefully it'll work out. I, uh, I'm not doing it. I made't know, what's this stuff coming up? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. So yeah, I'm trying to get that together and hopefully it'll work out. I, I'm not doing it. I made a huge,
Starting point is 00:47:08 I'm not doing it for ladies and team. I'm not, I don't know what, I'm not worried about dying. I just want to twist an ankle, which is like, no, we're so-and-so, you know, Bob. Where's Bob? Why isn't he here? My friend got really like sad and was like, Bob died.
Starting point is 00:47:31 I was like, what? He's like, yeah, his shoe didn't open. He hit the ground. And then my friend started crying. Like he was so upset. I was like, oh, he really did die. My name is fucking with me. No, the guy I know that was an avid skydiver.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Literally died skydiver. Oh, I'm so excited that was an I was guy diver literally died skydiving Oh, I'm like, hey, where is he? You didn't hear that Barbara's there. I'm trying to get her to go. She's so she thought I was fucking with her I was like, no, I'm dead serious You know what I gotta say though is like somewhere. I don't know when it happened But they made it mandatory at some point that your first skydiving jump has to be a tandem jump first three I think is it and I just don't want to go through if I'm gonna jump out of a plane
Starting point is 00:48:11 I want to jump out you won't do it solo. How you know what the hell you do it? You're pulling a fucking core. How hard is it? There's all Tom and everyone you skydives and watches the podcast is gonna fucking rip us apart guys because we don't know how to you Gonna jump on a plane, but I just though thrill as you jump out and do like they don't do tandem in the army They take 18 year old guys and they want to chuck them out of a plane. I pretty sure they do do tandem at first Do do they do the army right all those dudes you tell me everybody world war two That was in the airborne they ran them all through a tandem jump first. Well, so you okay His was up because I'm always wrong You're gonna jump, you're gonna jump
Starting point is 00:48:46 have a plane pull the shoot immediately, and then you're gonna land like seven miles from where you want to. What they do also is when maybe they're training, they have those ones where they jump out and the shoot automatically deploys. Yeah, like you get pulled out by the, it just gets to pull out, yeah,
Starting point is 00:48:58 and they're just like falling in with a shoot on. We're just gonna get altimeter that doesn't, that's what the emergency shoot shoot shoot shoot do, right? Don't they work out up an altimeter. I Yeah, I mentioned they would yeah, yeah, that way if you're unconscious still deploys I first took a shining to oh his a Was that baby what is this what is that was that the one with the plane crashed in the other plane? I think is this the is this the guy dying what we want to yeah, so 96 year old dude He was a world I read about this guy and read it.
Starting point is 00:49:26 He was a World War II airborne veteran. He looks like a baby. He just wanted to jump one in the time. Totally looks like a baby. And like he couldn't find anybody that would let him take a dive at his age. And so he went to the internet to try to convince him and do it and this company said,
Starting point is 00:49:40 fuck yeah, we'll do it. Get up there. That's awesome. Yeah, so they took this 96 year old guy up. That is awesome. So Barbara's texting me. She's just moving 96 year old as Barbara's text in the screen caps of her phone Of Larry and Stephen Dunkelman just being in total support of her going skydiving They're all did she's her dad was like no skydiving for you
Starting point is 00:49:59 Steve was like don't do it think of all the puns of Barbara. Yeah, yeah He was like don't do it. Think of all the puns, though, Barbara. Yeah. This guy who's on Twitter, dead fast pro. I worked at a skydiving place for five years, and there was only one fatality. That's not bad. That's like my dad said when I was, my dad wanted me to come
Starting point is 00:50:15 visit in Mexico. And I just kept saying dad, because he lived in Mexico six months out of the year. And I said, Dad, I'm not going to fucking come to Mexico. And I'm not going to bring the kids down there. Which a problem. I said, well, dad, I'm concerned going to fucking come to Mexico and I'm not going to bring the kids down there. Which a problem. I said, well, Dad, I'm concerned. I'm going to bring two young kids down to Mexico and worry about kidnapping is, oh, jerk,
Starting point is 00:50:31 full of shit. I lived here. I've lived here for four years and I only know one person that's been kidnapped. I was like, to my dad, I said, I know now, know somebody by proxy who's been kidnapped and I didn't know anybody who's been kidnapped before you told that story I only know one person has been kidnapped and I know two people Yeah, what is that was like the worst reason to ever go visit Mexico? Although I went to Mexico recently. It was not a touristy part of Mexico. No issues at all
Starting point is 00:51:02 People people are people are like overhy hyped about like all the danger down there. I hear there's like some parts where it's like a vacation zone where it's like night and day. It's like they have a border and there are armed guards protecting the plane. There are a lot of places in the world that are that way. You know, Jamaica's like that. Really? You basically, you basically like go visit compounds basically is what you're doing. And I can tell you that the resort that we were in down there was a lot like that. I mean, had big fucking gates and we went to the gates and we stayed in the resort and they closed, you know I think if you go down the border towns like Gus and I would go down to PA dress a couple different times
Starting point is 00:51:33 What's the year from Eagle Pass and Piedras Negras? Yep right across the way. Yeah, or like I think the toughest one is Juarez or Laredo Those are both pretty rough, right? Yeah, they're pretty rough Juarez is across from El Paso. El Paso, yeah. And I never knew Tijuana. Me neither. That's across from San Diego.
Starting point is 00:51:50 San Diego, yeah. Yeah, I'm here. Let's go. That's cool. I would tell the go to Mexico again. Apparently that used to just be a thing. Like my dad said that he'd just go down to Mexico, like, fuck it. It's like it's a weekend.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Let's go to the next field. I used to go there in college all the time. Yeah, but for Spring Break, we would go to South Padre Island and we would walk across the border and go to Madame Morris as in walking like you Have water patrol. You need a quarter to get back in really that's how you got back in the US I was ordered to go over there and wasn't like a dime to come back. Well, I never been done All I know is the federalities took all of our fucking money and I had to beg up quarter from their college students To put you dance for pennies
Starting point is 00:52:24 That's very about the guy. No. My buddy got caught pissing in an alley by the fucking federal alleys, which are the federal police. And that is like, that's a really bad deal. And we had one guy who interviewed me was Juan. And they stuck her buddy in the back of a police car. And Juan is like, he cannot leave here. We have got to get
Starting point is 00:52:46 him out of that car. We don't want him to go to jail because we will not see him again for potentially months. We're like, what the fuck? Okay. So Juan's talking to the federalist, Quanto, Quanto, like how much like basically is asking how much can we pay you to get him out of the car? And the federalist says something to Juan and Juan goes like this and he looks at me and I go, what do you say? Juan and Juan goes, goes he said how much do you have so we had to empty all of our pockets under the hood of the car and they just took all of our money. The Jevni ones. What?
Starting point is 00:53:14 We had several ones. Only one one that we got to leave with and yeah so we had to walk back to the we had to walk back to the bridge and then beg up quarters from other people. So that was pretty fucking crazy. Yeah, my mom got pulled over once by the police in Mexico and they wanted a bribe, she's like, no. So then the guy there, like, we can have to come to jail with us if you don't give us a bribe.
Starting point is 00:53:38 She's like, all right, I'll go with you, let's go. So she started falling, you know, they started leading her, she started following them in her car. They went like five blocks and they stopped and they came back and they're like, listen, just give us your watch. She's like, no, let's go to the jail. And then they just got back in their car, it took off. Wow. Wow. Really? That's quality.
Starting point is 00:53:53 It's, it's pretty nuts. It's pretty nuts. But I always had a great time there in an all honesty, fucking bunch of asshole American kids coming across. I mean, we were just, we were a bunch of drunk idiots. So I mean, I, I, I was in a situation and I'm giving you your fucking mind. Of course, the times not enough. We were pissing our pants and we were so fucking scared. We all though we're gonna end up in a Mexican jail. We were, I was never so scared in my life, I don't think. Kind of in that, that same vein, I had some friends who were at it like a target or a Walmart
Starting point is 00:54:20 parking lot and they had security, you know, driving in their car. And they turned their lights on, but they realized it's just security So they just drove around and then they eventually went to an empty part and they just started going in circles So these guys are going in circles and the security cards just gets up So then they just start following the security guards car Because I can't do anything. It's just a security guard. I can call the police come there I guess but they're just following the security guard around. I'd love to see a top-down view of that. It's like something you've seen grand theft auto.
Starting point is 00:54:49 It's like a cop chasing you, you're driving in circles. It's pretty fun. So what's your favorite thing that you've worked on a Ristadate, do you think? Oh, I believe it was a lot of fun. Man, that was a long shoot, but that was a lot of fun. And I think Gotlett was so much fun. That was, I was still in interns, and not that many people knew, like, who I was within the company, but
Starting point is 00:55:07 Yeah, okay, but that's that's that's when I did the whole Nintendo DS prank and that was just oh yeah such a fucking Who-who-who? Yeah, and I was also like a far too far with you. I don't know. Yeah, I guess it's just a thing Uh, fecal feel like but yeah, no I was a huge like you know, I've always been a Risteri fan But I've also been like a Freddy long and inside gaming, so I got to meet F-Wong and Kovic, and Justin, she was super sweet, so that was a good time. So I left the right on that one. I'm sure you were impressing that order.
Starting point is 00:55:34 Fucking Freddie Wong, Kovic, and Justin. I liked playing ever since we... Great, no, didn't make the list. We did a Lads Action News once, and we busted it on the old A&X and we're messing around. We're like, Blaine, take your shirt off, good enough, and we're messing around with this thing. And his whole shirt just popped open because it was all those snappy little pop of things.
Starting point is 00:55:55 His whole shirt was just going, he's like, oh no! Michael was just like, wrenching at it and was like, snap, no! But we were just pretending and the whole thing came up and he was like, oh god. Like a sex pot ready to fall out of a clothes all the time. And it's like no, we're just pretending and a whole thing came up, but he was like oh god Like a sex pot ready to fall out of her clothes all the time It was funny. I just love the fact that you're just just ready to go with that joke and he didn't even know it was come You're your shirt is literally ready to come off in a moment No, I've worn that on the no a couple times and it's just like on buttons if I move like a slightest I need to stop wearing that. Yeah, I just the buttons are loose. Hey, did you guys play the destiny beta changing subjects?
Starting point is 00:56:26 That was a good game right? What character did you play as I play this? Yeah, I played buttons pop off your controller. I love I love being hunter. I like the golden I played a hunter in Titan I'm not a big warlock fan You know, I have you ever played the defensive warlock? What's the other? I look at what I say? Warlock fam Have you ever played the defensive warlock? What's the other I look? Say warlock warlock warlock What's the defensive one not the one that does the big glass? Yeah, I I'm with Gavin I played Hunter, but I played the hunter with the golden gun not the one the knife
Starting point is 00:56:57 Well, that's that you can have both. Yeah, you can have the throwing knife is a melee Yeah, there's a sword Where the special is a sword or anything don't think that's the hunter. The one where you just care like, yeah, is that hunter? There's two different like studies that you can do. You can do a golden gun or you can do the big energy blade. All right, you win. I was in Dallas for the weekend. You know, it's something I, but I, the first,
Starting point is 00:57:16 I was in some earlier versions of this thing. That's why I'm confused because I played a, you know, it's not, it wasn't always all that clear. Like that you can do the two different like fields or concentrations or whatever you call it. People can tell my glass of cricket. There they are. I've been noticing it. Which way do they put it? I think it's like, it's just one side of the way the fuck out.
Starting point is 00:57:35 I think you'll, yeah, I like this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, of the Titan morx you can kill like multiple people yeah easily and then the super with the warlocks got areas Asak, yeah, but I don't like playing the world, but the super for the hunter you can kill three people at best Did you guys get to go to the moon? Yes, how was that? I heard it was only open for like 30 minutes Oh, you probably were you in the early year? Well, the other people Well, no, but there was like single-player stuff you go play on the moon. It was it was fun. It was good There's a messed up the moon looks yeah, it's was, it was fun. It was good. I like how messed up the moon looks. Yeah, it's like, it looks like a giant creature just came
Starting point is 00:58:08 and like clawed at it. What is the gravity different? Do you jump more or is it? No, no, no. OK. What I like about the gold gun, there is that you'll be fighting, like you said, you're going to kill three regular enemies with it.
Starting point is 00:58:20 And you have to do it in a certain amount of time, which makes it scary. But if there's a dude with lots of health and your other teammates are just showing how out of him and you see his health it in a certain amount of time which makes it scary. But if there's a dude with lots of health and your other teammates are just showing the hell out of him and you see his health going like, you're like really slowly, you could be like, I got this. What he's dead.
Starting point is 00:58:31 That's so sad. It's also frustrating when you try to shoot like a captain with a ton of shields and a ton of health, he's like, bam, oh, didn't kill it. Bam, okay, fuck, I wasted two shots on that one. I always just immediately shoot all three because I always get two panicked when I've got one in them. The headshots are so satisfying on those guys
Starting point is 00:58:47 because like you shoot them off and then the light like beams out. It's kind of like Gears of War whenever you hear that pop, I love that satisfying headshot. Yeah. That's probably one of my favorite sound effects from a game is the sniper headshots
Starting point is 00:59:00 I'm spinning in a gizzle. I remember one time I had no scopes. I like a torque bow. Torque bow was awesome. Did you have a like no scope or like a blind fire, a torque bow or a sniper rifle and just pops somebody? Yeah, yeah. I told about this on the podcast before,
Starting point is 00:59:14 but the end of Gizmo War I, you have to kill a general ram or whatever the guy's name is. Yeah, one like guy. I blind fire sniped him as the last shot on him. So I was just like, almost about to die. And I just went right in the head and the game ended. I was like, oh my god, I wish I could have recorded that. I use Xbox record that so often.
Starting point is 00:59:31 That is the best feature. I don't do anything with the videos. At one point, I want to compile all of them and make a good Gavin is good at video games video. With me, all of those, if you were to look at my file share, it's all power shot golf, like crazy shots. I can chip it in from off the green really funny like Xbox record there And I'm like screaming in my Xbox to get so excited Where I was like what's going on like I chipped it in from the safe from the bunkers
Starting point is 00:59:54 I would love it if it if it's stored every time you spoke to your Xbox would be like Xbox gun and after like Xbox plays Xbox for That's how your clip started was like with you being super excited like they're the tone of voice You used for it. It could just grab your image from the connect to yeah, there's what why didn't you compile or you're awesome golf shots into a video? I should do it on a gym. I know absolutely should do that. What's the what's the game is a burnout that would take a snapshot of you? Yeah, we're not paradise. Yeah, when you crack and if you would like to see an example of that, watch today's let's play in Burn Out Paradise. Oh really? I had an Xbox Live Vision camera plugged. How did you really? And you were playing on the 360? Yeah, it's on the 360. God, those cameras were so loud.
Starting point is 01:00:36 We can camera. But we said the time you wanted to watch people fucking what play Nuno. Yeah. Who know just became like the Omega, like shadow red of Xbox. I forgot, but if you leave an Xbox Live Vision camera plugged in in the dashboard goes like watery and liquidy Isn't the vision camera the one it was tiny is before the connect and it was like the only use was like rainbow six Vegas Yeah, you could get your face We did that in our last place and also Focus ring on it like you didn't auto focus anything Oh, that was probably the best moment in all the lots of places your face in the rainbow It's just like when I press B to go into cover and I throw it
Starting point is 01:01:13 So here's from the IGN wiki that the subclass for hunter is blade dancer Oh, you're right, which gives you a super arc blade Charge your blade with arc light and consume your foes with lightning. I never did it, but I never saw it. I've heard of it existing. I don't know if you saw it, but a bungee retweeted someone's screenshot from the Destiny Beta, where they were on the moon, and they were looking around in space with a sniper rifle
Starting point is 01:01:38 and they found Mars. And you can see it like tiny little red planet in the middle of the sniper scope. Just accurately positioned Mars. I guess so. Wow, that's cool. That's pretty tough. Millig of the sky position mod. I guess so. Wow. That's cool That's pretty tall. No grass Tyson. It's proud. I'm sure I went out this weekend I went out to a zero light campground. I would love to do that. I've never done that. I didn't go that far away It was really really cool. They had a dark story, but it was closed for a private event. Hmm. Oh, what is this? It's a place where there's
Starting point is 01:02:00 It's a campground where it's determined there's no light pollution from like surrounding cities. So when you look up the sky you see everything. In my journal I put up some photos, I took with my kid of some long exposure photos of the stars. And it actually turned out really well. We were talking earlier about how difficult it is to take a long exposure of the sky. Because even if you expose for a short as like two minutes just to get all the light in, the earth has turned just enough for all the stars to be little streaks. And it's amazing how quickly the earth is turning. Like our exposures that we have in my journal, it's Rishi.com slash Bernie. Those are about 90 seconds each. And you can even see the stars are just kind of blurry, a little blurry, but at least it has like a really cool
Starting point is 01:02:39 starfield in it. You're seeing a UFO. We saw some shooting stars, but no, I've never seen a UFO. UFO. I don't think so. There was a UFO just recently in Central Texas. Wasn't there? Oh, there's like pictures. Yeah, that's it. So that actually has like the Milky Way there. You can actually see like the, yeah, we were looking through Sagittarius towards the center of the Milky Way. So out there, you can actually see like the Milky Way. It's something that clouded. I would love to see that. Just go ahead, you just not that far. How far we drive was it like two hours? There's a bit too hours that could be the thing you guys do together No, because I'm gonna drive two hours there and then two hours back. I meet you there. Yeah, what you just drive separate cars
Starting point is 01:03:12 I mean do that like oh, I look at the time J.J.D. He had a blast. He loves all that stuff So I mean my whole life I haven't been to astronomy. I'm now getting into astronomy. You want to see some bad stuff I'm here some apps. Yeah, that's the one JD took right on yeah I had a lot more into it when I was a kid when When Haley's comic came around I think I got really into it. I got a telescope and shit 86 I think That was one of the challenge blue
Starting point is 01:03:38 Equally cool to watch but sad I was just going to tell us go for that like I hate the fact that I've got old enough now to where the world has been supposed to be destroyed now, like 10 times. Like Hayley's comment was one of those harbingers of doom. And you remember what the big deal was at the time, which was Hayley's comment? Why everyone thought the world was in an Inman Hayley's comment showed up? No. It was no Stradamus.
Starting point is 01:04:02 Oh. Everybody would talk about, wasn't no Stradamus after that? No, but he predicted like, like, the red comment would come back and that was one of his predictions. And I remember as a kid hearing about this guy from the fucking 1500. Has you guys ever heard of no Stradamus? Yeah. Okay. So he was this guy who was predicted all this stuff. Well, yes, he's to predict stuff. This happened. Well, it's easy to predict a comment, right? It's like, oh, we know how often that thing comes around. He supposedly predicted Hitler
Starting point is 01:04:24 and Napoleon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Hister, right? That's what he wrote. Yeah, it's a Hitler. Yeah, it's like, we know how often that thing comes around. I don't think he supposedly predicted Hitler and Napoleon. Yeah, yeah. Hister right that's what he wrote. Yeah. Is it a Hitler? Yeah it's fucking like and then that was gonna happen and I was just pointing to my kids on the trip about because JD is big into sci-fi and he says he thinks it's funny that in 70s sci-fi always talked about the year 2000 is being this really important year all this cool stuff was gonna happen.
Starting point is 01:04:40 It's total shit. And he's born after 2000. He's like 2000's a piece of shit. As I in his words, but yeah. And I was talking to him. I said, yeah, and it was really lame, because 2000 was when the Y2K button was going on. Yeah, all right, 1986, you are correct.
Starting point is 01:04:54 Yeah, that's what I thought. I saw a billboard, yeah, on the side of the road that predicted the end of the world. I can't remember where it was, but it was another like 2018, door old ending. It's just a thing that just. People want to a thing that just people want to be right about it. You know what it is?
Starting point is 01:05:09 It's a level of arrogance where you can't imagine the world continuing without you, that you would be important enough that you're gonna be here in the slim window of time when the earth gets destroyed. And by the way, all those scenarios, the earth is gonna be fine. It's just all the people are gonna be dead, you know? They have in fact scientists are saying right now that Earth is now in the middle of
Starting point is 01:05:29 its six mass extinction event. This is now classified as one of our mass. Things happen periodically through time. We're just just... Well, we're a bunch of cradis. Yeah. And we're now... We're now...
Starting point is 01:05:41 We had enough species go extinct and we're now in a mass extinction period. We did it! Yeah, right. Yeah. So Rhino is on the way, I was in it. Oh man, yeah, that's sad. I saw that, I saw that fucking disgusting vice documentary about it. I also read the Rainforest, don't make any, don't make an appreciable amount of oxygen
Starting point is 01:05:57 for the world. Where's the oxygen come from? Is it the Rainforest used? Algae. Algae. And then we couldn't do enough, well, to kill all the algae that would then reduce like The amount of oxygen on earth in order for us to feel the effects of less oxygen Whatever would destroy the oceans enough to kill that much algae. We'd have other problems there a way worse than that
Starting point is 01:06:16 Has anyone actually ever been worried about the world running out of oxygen? Yeah, but then we talked about like you know that scene where he opens up a can of air Over the fucking vacuum over the planet. Was it Peria? Is it on the couch? Yeah. I love that movie. Uh, here I'm going to read this. That was Drew with you, though.
Starting point is 01:06:36 I want to remind everyone this episode of the podcast is brought to you by Hulu Plus. You probably tried Hulu on your computer. Hulu Plus is so much more with Hulu Plus you can watch shows on your schedule. Hulu Plus is so much more. With Hulu Plus, you can watch shows on your schedule. Hulu Plus has all the currencies and episodes of your favorite shows like Broken Line 9, Modern Family, and At Midnight. Watch every episode of shows like Dr. Hulu and American Dad, plus starting in September you can stream South Park exclusively on Hulu Plus. That's pretty cool.
Starting point is 01:06:58 Hulu Plus works on your computer, smart TV, Roku, Apple TV, Xbox, pretty much any streaming device you already own. You can even watch on your phone or tablet on the train, at work, at the dentist, or in the bathroom. You should be blocking off a day just to binge. With Hulu Plus, you're in total control to stream these and thousands more as much as you want whenever you want. You'll also get access to originals so you can't get anywhere else.
Starting point is 01:07:18 The Criterion Collection movies, At Free Kids shows plus anime and Korean dramas. For only $7.99 a a month you get shows anytime anywhere, but right now, we're offering our listeners a free two week trial when you go to huluplus.com slash rooster teeth. It's a whole extra week free. So go to huluplus.com slash rooster teeth to get an extended free trial, they know we sent you.
Starting point is 01:07:38 Gives you a better deal. So one more time for extended free trial, go to huluplus.com slash rooster teeth. Watch TV. The other day I was watching I don't think I don't know that anybody else I think I don't know mario's I think the only other person who watches the show Nathan for you do any of you guys watch that yeah fucking funny show funny show I really did not want to like that show you got a really like that guy stick though yeah he he sticks with it and he helps people with their businesses he sticks with it and he sticks with it. Yeah, he's done a couple that I like. I think I like the private investigator
Starting point is 01:08:11 Uh, which was pretty great. Uh, he also his club shame one like the one who he did like the magic show. Yeah, it was pretty fun. Is it like a reality show? Uh, it's like kind of like a hidden camera thing. Also, we set up the fake movie set to help the The uh, like the tourist trap in LA. So what he does is it's this guy who is a comedian, but he says that he graduated business school in Canada and now he wants to help struggling businesses with their business. So he goes and gives them like all these weird ideas
Starting point is 01:08:37 for ways that they can drum up business and do things a little differently. And then they just film the business owners reactions as well as customers reactions. Like in one episode, for example, he went to go help a guy with a gas station. Guys, like, how do I compete with every other gas station over the block?
Starting point is 01:08:51 Nathan says, what you do is you sell gas for $1.75 after rebate. In order to get the rebate, though, people have to go in person at the top of a mountain, find a hidden rebate box, fill out a form, and leave it in the box. And it's all in the fine print on the form, and they offer a shuttle for people to go to, then people show up and then like they have to stay overnight They have to answer riddles and they have to go up to the mountain and they have to try to find where to leave the
Starting point is 01:09:13 The rebate form. It's really fucking fun Then he does one where it can be used or any help so he says a big thing is a lot of Teenagers want alcohol, but they have to turn them away So you're gonna sell alcohol to minors. But they keep it, they tag it, and then they can come claim it when they're 20. The liquor store keeps it, so yeah. The liquor store keeps it, like, brilliant.
Starting point is 01:09:34 They said that some kids are gonna want to show their friends that they were cool, so they set up like a fake cool basement where the kids could hold the liquor and act like they were drinking it and they could take pictures so they're gonna post on social media. Jesus, it never did work, too. Yeah, they had like, they showed like that locker full of liquor with like little claim checks Hold the liquor and act like they were drinking it and they could take pictures of their post on social media. Jesus. And I bet they're work too
Starting point is 01:09:45 Yeah, they had like they showed like that a locker full of liquor with like little claim checks for the kids to come back They're like, they hired After to go into a school and go like, hey, I heard there's like a commissar at sales booze right down the road Anyway, check it out. I don't even know They told them what to talk about they told them to talk about how school sucks and how the internet's crazy So you'd go pick it you're like, hey man school sucks, right? The internet. That's crazy. There's this liquor store I'm a girl you can buy booze It's really really fun. It is I feel that every episode is very similar. Mm-hmm. It is very very similar
Starting point is 01:10:19 And I was just watching it on I was around it because I was watching who loopless the other day you can watch it Yeah, but I mean I say you know, it's one the other day. You can watch it there. Yeah, but I mean, I'd say, you know, it's one of those things, it's like, it's a very unique show. Yeah. You know, I think the internet has really changed what ends up on TV. It's crazy.
Starting point is 01:10:31 At the high end and at the low end, not that that's a low end show, but you know, it's like, the really high production value stuff, like Game of Thrones, and then stuff that's just like little comedy shows like that. It's someone's asking on Twitter, it's called Nathan for you.
Starting point is 01:10:42 And yes, it's the guy behind dumb starbucks, apparently, that's gonna be the episode. Oh yeah, yeah dumb starbucks apparently. That's gonna be the episode. Oh yeah, yeah, he did that. That's gonna be the episode they released this week is the dumb starbucks episode. Right, I forgot about that. Yeah, I had no idea that was him because I wasn't aware of the show at the time.
Starting point is 01:10:53 Yeah. I don't know if you're familiar with that story. He opened up, I guess one of his things to help a coffee chain in LA was to rename the coffee shop dumb starbucks and use the starbucks logo,, but that the word dumb on it Yeah, so they were open for like a day or two before Starbucks started threatening to shoot. Yeah, just putting the word dumb on it made it officially a parody So and that's that's what he did. Oh, we should add internet It's a it's a it's a it's a fun show. I canceled my time Warner service today. Why?
Starting point is 01:11:22 It you mean your internet for those living in back Yeah, I have to keep the internet because the Google Fibers are not there yet. But yeah, I can't sell on my cable today. I just get all my entertainment from the internet now. Did anybody do that once before? What was it Jeff? Did it? I had to get it back for HBO for Game of Thrones. Yeah, what are you going to do next time? I'll get it back for Game of Thrones. What's the point of just keep it?
Starting point is 01:11:41 I used to do it to cancel it and start it again. 100 bucks a month, man. I used to do cancel it and start it again 100 bucks a month man I used to do that also what extra hundred bucks a month extra hundred bucks a month for the who would pay that not me Apparently, but you are you turn a fucking dying wait wait what what what what what what do you pay for your cable? For my isn't that when you pay for your cable I'm asking cable TV. I don't have it so I don't have it either Well, I know that's why I didn't know how much it costs I just make an habit why you so upset with me for turning it off when you don't have it
Starting point is 01:12:09 You just called me out for turning off my cable and said why go through the effort? Because you know you're gonna turn it back on I was leaving back on but then you said it was a hundred bucks a month And I was like you're receiving money between how do you guys game of thrones? How do I watch how I was game? How do you guys game of thrones? How do I watch it? How was you game of thrones? You go to his house. I was saying Jeff's house. You know, yeah, no I have HB. Good. You know speaking of cancelling stuff. How? If you don't have an HB. Oh, count.
Starting point is 01:12:32 I have someone else's. Oh, right. Fair enough. Culture-permative funny. I'm an honest person. Speaking of cancelling stuff, I went to log into the AT&T website to pay my cell phone bill the other day. And it was like, and I just had this giant pop up when I was like, hey, you should convert to this plan because you get more stuff in its cheaper.
Starting point is 01:12:50 I'm like, yeah, right. And I looked at it, I was like, no, wait, that's like 60 bucks a month cheaper, and I get the exact same service. No, did you switch? Yeah. You shouldn't do that. Did you have unlimited data? No, fuck no.
Starting point is 01:13:00 Oh, you didn't. So you've just signed a new contract though, probably. It was like 48 months or something. No, you didn't. It just like, you just roll your existing one into it. Unlimited data is a different thing. They did, were you with AT&T and then you got grand thought or didn't?
Starting point is 01:13:11 I'm totally grand thought or didn't. It's not one of the things. It's not unlimited. They start like, you know, once you reach a certain amount of data, then they just start. How much do you use a month? Connection.
Starting point is 01:13:19 Listen, I'm just about to check. I'm curious, but that's how, I have five gigs I've never come play. Yeah, the new plan is unlimited talk, unlimited text, and share data plan for me and my wife. And I just put 10 gigs on there. And it's like, and I only had six gigs personally, and she had two.
Starting point is 01:13:37 So it's more data than we had before. It's still like 60 bucks cheaper. I'm at 2.4 gigs right now. This month? It's not very much. Yeah, you're good. Bye I could buy you it the thing the thing though is that AT&T when the iPhone was originally released and it was an AT&T exclusive they had an unlimited data plan
Starting point is 01:13:54 Then they try to get rid of the unlimited data plan and basically if you make any change to your unlimited account They get rid of it like you can't do anything you can't modify your account in any way Why don't they just flip you onto something that's not unlimited why are they Keeping those old accounts probably have the contract. Yeah Well, why why why why are you so fuss? I don't like that your grandfather into this unlimited thing. Yeah, it's pretty cool Here's what I don't have real here's what I don't have I don't have tethering on my phone Do tethering is really useful on my phone. Do tethering is really useful.
Starting point is 01:14:22 Tethering is a fucking ball. Is it that reliable? It does have it. And I actually it's just like connecting to a Wi-Fi. You don't know whether you're connecting to a root or a phone. It's the same internet. Rooter. Rooter.
Starting point is 01:14:32 Does it do your data for you? It's using the Gavin free logic for when we must pronounce stuff? Or does it route your data? It would do the same for it. It routes it. It routes it. Route 66? Yes.
Starting point is 01:14:43 It's a route. Route 66. Yes. You know, it routes 66. 66. It's a route route 66. Yes, you know say root 66. No, that's a root 66 You're the RR stand for we roll route roll route right roll Always think of that fucking stupid as joke so me I said Twitter did we lose net neutrality. Yes, we lost You know, I'm a big I'm a big proponent of net neutrality? Yes we lost that's a bit sad I'm a big a proponent of net neutrality. No that's that ship sailed. Yeah talk about that because catch me up I've done a lot of talks about it, but we're just like
Starting point is 01:15:13 Basically what they've done is you didn't see it south by southwest That was 2006. I was talking about this stuff Yeah, I just did a speech at V2V about it But basically they're just gonna prioritize the traffic of data online. Like, so Netflix in particular will have to pay more to get like the throughput they need to use their service. So Netflix subscription. And you know, for a lot of people, for a lot of people, it's not going to make a big difference. The net neutrality thing. What it is going to affect for a lot of people, I feel, is that people
Starting point is 01:15:45 are not going to be able to build businesses like Ristratheeth again. Yeah. You know, because you can't afford to pay for the priority access. Yeah, and that's what I always try to tell people when they, like, say, the number of questions I get these days, like I was telling Gavin just today, I'm almost worthless at cons now, because when I go to a convention, I really can't even go to the booth anymore because for years, you know, just sign everything. Like when I go with Gavin and Michael and Ray, we went to Pax and it was like, Hey, everybody's like taking a picture with Gavin, taking a picture with Michael and Ray, signing stuff,
Starting point is 01:16:15 and like I take a picture of sign stuff. And it's like, Hey, Gavin, you're so funny in this thing, you know, something to Gavin, they get Michael to yell at them, they say like a catchphrase to Ray. And then they stopped me and they go, I would like to work at your company. And it's like it's like a 15 minute conversation with every person I can't with the amount of people to con I just can't have a 15 minute conversation and then literally the person I know people are like backing up like to get to my end of the line Yeah, and it's like okay, and I just mail me here and do this and then the next person's exact same thing And I always tell people it's like, if the main inspiration that you've drawn
Starting point is 01:16:45 from being a fan of Ruchichith is to get a job at Ruchichith, then we haven't really inspired you in the right way. And I think the big thing is that I would hope that people would see that we built something like out of a spare bedroom and like built it up into this company. And it's really tough because now people,
Starting point is 01:17:03 one of the biggest challenges that we had when we started was we put out a video and the first thing that happened was we got a bill for about $12,000, $12,000 to $15,000. That's what it was going to cost us in order to serve red versus blue to people because it was on YouTube. We had to have a server ourselves with our own data pipes. And that's how we started building stuff like our business model with t-shirts and subscriptions
Starting point is 01:17:25 and things like that. We had to build those things because we had to pay for all that stuff. And now it's just gonna be back to that where it's gonna be services for people who don't wanna like be a part of something like YouTube. They don't want to like go into one of those bigger companies. They're not really gonna have a choice.
Starting point is 01:17:40 They're gonna have to go into those companies that are paying for those fast lanes. Otherwise, their service either won't be available in every region, which I think will be a nightmare. Or that these data companies will say, okay, but you have to pay us so much in order to get on our video layer. So then that's going to happen to us then. We're going to have to pay.
Starting point is 01:17:55 No, I mean, we'll be okay. I mean, we'll be one of those companies that's okay because honestly, we can afford stuff like that if it comes up, you know what I mean? Or we can subscribe to a service that gets us on that. Like a long time ago, guess I hope you're okay with me saying this, a lot of our servers went away and a lot of our servers went into the cloud. And like we pay for services, like a lot of work
Starting point is 01:18:13 that Gus would have to do about going to server rooms and stuff, those machines, like literally, I mean they exist. Yeah, we don't ever see them. Yeah, like you wouldn't be able to say like where are website resides. Because it's like, it's in the cloud cloud like all of our data's in the cloud And we have backups of it and things like that but all that maintenance is done by other companies
Starting point is 01:18:30 So we'll be able to do things like that. Thanks Adam Smart smarter people to me and worked on and implemented that it really helps us with downtime I mean when Ruby came out last week last week was a huge week for content by the way I wrote my first episode of reverse blue. I didn't write the whole thing about like the big chunk scene at the beginning. And then we had Ruby Volume 2 started last week. That was awesome. Yeah. And it's great timing. I was talking before the podcast start I was talking with Kara because she went out to San Diego Comic Con and I was asking her, you know, how things were, you know, how many people came by the booth and she said, you know, it seemed like there were a lot more people there for rubies related
Starting point is 01:19:05 stuff than last year. Because last year, it had just come out around San Diego Comic Con. I guess people were still trying to feel it out. Now, she said it was a lot more people there, really, and that rubies stuff. So you guys don't go to San Diego anymore? Why is not? For me, it's just bad timing. So close after RTX.
Starting point is 01:19:19 I just- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, I'm just drained. Yeah. And I just, I just can't bring myself to go out there. So you know, it's a shame I would love to go. I used to, I used to go to every single San Diego Comic Con and I just haven't been like in three years now. And I'd like to go back, I just, I just haven't.
Starting point is 01:19:35 Yeah. I agree not a fan or a, no, I just don't like it. Yeah. Yeah, I was a back screener to Comic Con. I had a, my dad died like last year, or three years ago, last time I went to Comic Con, and my dad died and I was literally on a plane standing in a booth in Comic Con,
Starting point is 01:19:52 I think 30 hours after my dad passed away. And it was like, it was just, it was a whole point of time, it was like I resigned to CEO probably like six months after that. And it was just a point of time where it was like, I was like so consumed with like work and everything here, and I don't regret any of that stuff You know from doing everything I need to do to help build up a research youth
Starting point is 01:20:10 But it's just like that was a big reality check for me like that whole period of time in my life when I was just like I was like what am I doing? You know, it's like I'm standing in a comic on booth like putting on a happy face And it's like didn't feel it wasn't really honest. Is that a sense? No, no, let me say yeah It's like that bad memory linked to that event. Yeah, in general, that was a really hard period of my life, was three years ago, Comic Con. And so it's hard to separate that. And it's not the main reason why I know
Starting point is 01:20:37 go to Comic Con, but it's easier not to go. It's a big reason. I had a really cool chance to moderate the Halo panel at Sandy of the Comic Con this year And I usually don't these days don't turn down things. I have to convince myself to turn something down And I love all those guys like the whole Halo team And you know, we want to see all those people because I've seen them in a couple months and But yeah, it's like I can't do it can't go to Comic Con. It's too much
Starting point is 01:20:59 Have you ever been to Sandi of the Comic Con? I've never been aside from RTX. I've never been to a convention. Okay, sending a Comic Con is fucking crazy. It's just so packed and- It's so long as well. Yeah, and it starts on Wednesday night and then doesn't until Sunday night. Yeah. It's just- It's my least favorite event.
Starting point is 01:21:16 It's so huge. That fucking convention center is so damn big. And it's just like anywhere you go, crossing the street takes half an hour. What's the, how many, how many attendees many attendees are out? Like 140,000. I went with you and Becca and a bunch of people. It was probably like 70 years ago or something. One year, when I went, I think it was like, God, it's probably like 9 or 10 years ago.
Starting point is 01:21:35 I refused to walk anywhere and I made Caleb give me piggyback rides everywhere. That's okay. And I was like, Caleb, give me ride and he was like tearing me around. Was that back when he was Moukow? I started calling him C unit for a while. Oh nice Yeah, but yeah, he was move cow at the time. I never got a nickname
Starting point is 01:21:51 Yeah, I want to know who for how about that one good times. That's it. Yeah, I remember we went to mega con with Becca and Nathan it was me you me you and Becca Nathan I was not there I think it was me, you and Becca Nathan? I was not there. I think it was Jeff who went, it wasn't me. And we convinced Becca on the first day that who's gonna sleep in the booth tonight? And we started that about like 4 p.m. And all closed about seven. We were like, yeah, who's gonna sleep in the booth tonight?
Starting point is 01:22:17 Just like, I don't know. I'm not doing it. I've done it way too many times. And like, you really picked up on it. And so Becca's like, what is that? It's like, oh, somebody has to sleep in the booth every night just to guard our stuff. And she was like, oh, it's like we usually do,
Starting point is 01:22:29 and then they think, oh, I can't do it. And he never says anything. And he's like, well, I can't do it. And because he had to make some kind of phone call or something he said. So Becca, like we slowly worked it out slowly passively. The Becca was the person who made it spend the night in the booth that night.
Starting point is 01:22:43 Which is not true, obviously. No way to spend that in the booth. And. Yeah, which is not true Obviously, you know, we spend that the booth and we're like look Khan people at night when the hall closes and like the people are the boost like they'll come around like there's like a whole Party scene that happens, but you don't have to take part in that you know like they'll come around booze and stuff Don't drink it. Don't drink it. But yeah, just don't feel like it that pressure could be part of that party scene She's like okay Geez how much you like that go before you told it? We walked out of the convention hall without a ride.
Starting point is 01:23:08 Oh man. We went and got her back afterwards. You guys hear about the whole dashcon fiasco? Have you guys talked about that? Yeah, I've always talked about it. You guys talked about that. I fucking love that. Yeah. The pool, the ball pit. The ball pit.
Starting point is 01:23:22 I think that's fucking awesome. Every little down on it. I wanna go. You know, let me ask you a question. Do you regret that you were not a dash con? I absolutely. I absolutely. I would love to be a better dash con.
Starting point is 01:23:34 That would be such a badge of honor to say, I was a fucking dash con. Cause it's not gonna happen next year. They should tell the fuck in a way. I bet that day they could have sold tickets for the next year event. Like the day everything imploded, they could have started selling tickets the next year event like the day everything imploded They could have started selling tickets and people would have just gone just to see it. They will have two ball pits
Starting point is 01:23:50 I want to buy the ball pit for RTX. I don't know where that ball pit ended up I would have loved to about that for RTX next year. I have a bad like I don't want to go in a bull pit now because of that Jack has bit way that the snake was in there and he got bitten a little blood was in there I was like to me all bull pits are full of blood now. Oh my god Yeah, that's a way worse. That is one of the craziest jackass stunts ever when that fucking snake comes up Bites armor spices arm and then he's like fully bleeding. I was a bam. Yeah, bites is arm and then wraps around it No, bam can't yeah, he doesn't do this. That's why I thought I was not full. I just watched bad grandpa recently like a couple days ago Yeah, I didn't like that movie. Yeah, it was it was weird how they strung the narrative together
Starting point is 01:24:33 Yeah, I didn't like the script to pause it was like yeah, all the other movies have been fine Just can do it. There's probably more like they're you know more like the borrower approach where you have like these These sets you want to get through it's like how do you string it all to get together? I guess. My kids got a future ahead of them though. The fucking, the, I mean, they give it, I'm so sad. Again, they give it away in the trailer, the fucking stripper show. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:54 And it's like if I had just seen that without seeing that trailer, it was when fucking. That kid's got balls though. I mean, like he's going somewhere, hopefully. But he also had to admit, with Tumblr, the way it is, that's the perfect con. That is they nailed the Tumblr experience Didn't they? Because it was like everybody got to go back and write on the Tumblr how fucking They fucking nailed it. They got the experience right and it's like it's the same thing with VidCon
Starting point is 01:25:19 You go to VidCon. It is like YouTube and Person everywhere you walk There's you bump into somebody cuz they're fucking videoing themselves. It's like it these cons are perfect like that They're absolutely perfect. I hate it. Come because rough just so many vlogger pricks Big country very important. I'm looking up. Oh, I'm looking it up dashcon 2015 Convince his convention center Do you want to go? Yeah Yeah, let's do it Absolutely Confirmed i'm gonna write them right now. It's even gonna be the keynote
Starting point is 01:25:52 It's gonna be by the time it comes We're gonna still yeah actually by the time it gets run will be like yeah, I will no I want to go But I'm saying I'm so sorry that I'm just like a drunk and plan that doesn't happen the next day. What did you do that weekend? What did you do? What did you do yet? No, I didn't do it. It was a weekend after RTX. I fucking slept. Oh my god If you had gone to dash con the week after RTX, there would be totally different stories about that It would be the ball pit the money racing and the fucking guy that All of those things. Oh my god, that would have been so fucking awesome.
Starting point is 01:26:27 There was nothing there. It was like, it was just like, just Tumblr people. Oh my god, it was like a template. Yeah, it's like they were looking at the floor plan the whole time. Like, yeah, we're going to fill in some stuff here. And it's like, there's nothing ever materialized. You just put a ball up here. I don't understand Tumblr at all.
Starting point is 01:26:42 I just don't get it. I don't know why people don't count. Do you have an account? No. No, it I don't know why people are going to count. No, no, no. And it's like a bunch of people who win about crap. And then, like, what is it? What do people do? Is it like, is it block gifts?
Starting point is 01:26:53 Be careful, because you're talking about a platform. And a platform is not the content itself. And what you're dealing with, this is a, we talked about this earlier today. Like, there's a lot of times like, hey, our thing, like you had a video that came out this week that got on the front page of Reddit. And I did the AMA a couple of weeks ago,
Starting point is 01:27:07 they got on the front page of Reddit as well. And we find that important because we like Reddit. But at the same time, people always send us stuff like, hey, you're on NineGag this, and we're like, what the fuck is that? But I'm sure, based on the amount of tweets that I get, NineGag is a very popular site, and that to be on the front of nine gag is a big deal.
Starting point is 01:27:26 Yeah, but I don't even go to nine gag to check my I just think it's really really impressive to some 12 year old somewhere. Yeah, nine gag is I got a nine gag with the Princess thing and I got like 80,000 notes on Tumblr with the Disney Princess thing. Yeah, that doesn't that doesn't make sense to me though I don't know. Yeah, I just look at that stuff and it's like brilliant. That doesn't make sense to me though. I don't know. Yeah, I just look at that stuff and it's like brilliant Come to swan. Do you get that mean for me? That's that's the important the tender swan So that's your thing with tumblr is that you don't you don't spend time on tumblr yourself So your only Stommering is the extreme stuff and then you associate that with tumblr as a whole where it's just a blogging platform
Starting point is 01:28:00 Yeah, it's just full of like creepy and like wingy pricks Plotform. Yeah, it's just full of like creepy and like win-gie pricks There are creepy and win-gie pricks on the internet. I agree with you I don't know that they're isolated tumblr. I say it's way it pretty heavily on tumblr You would you not agree? You have a pretty heavy following on tumblr though like they love you. I'm going to No, well don't Bernie and I will be meeting them next year I would love to do the fucking disaster. Let's do it.
Starting point is 01:28:26 But I think there is definitely a, you know, young people have very intense unfiltered emotions, and I think a lot of that gets poured out on Tumblr. Like that's a very young platform, I feel. And so that's what happens everywhere. It's like everything is either the best or everything is the worst, you know. If you could delete Tumblr.
Starting point is 01:28:42 There's something very pure about that. Would you do it? No. I would never, I would never, ever want to wreck something that other people like. They wouldn't know as you. Okay, let me think about that. I would really, I never want to take away people's joy. I never would want to do that.
Starting point is 01:28:56 That's why I only do one review. So you want to take away dog fighting? Gus, do you like taking away people's joy? No. Some people like to join dog fighting. I like taking away people's joy, sure, but I wouldn't want to take away dog fighting. Gus, do you like take away people's joys? Some people might join dog fighting. I like taking away people's joys, sure. But I wouldn't delete it. I mean, people like to gather their fine.
Starting point is 01:29:09 I mean, it doesn't, like, I really, it does, I have no opinion of it. Like, it doesn't stick to me at all. Like, I don't know, I don't go there. Like, you said, it's just like this other entity that's existing that I don't care about. I guess I'm mad because I can't say I have to hear, like, I've never been on Tumblr, but I
Starting point is 01:29:25 always have to hear about it through other people who I'm interact with a lot. So I said, oh, this was on Tumblr. I said, I don't give a toss what anyone said on Tumblr. You say that by any website though. I just always hear about it. You're not talking about anyone says on any website. It's true. I just feel like I hear about the Tumblr bit all the time.
Starting point is 01:29:40 Hmm. It's just another generic one. It's just a place where people go to find people. I mean, find. Good, have fun. You can never define place where people go to find people. I mean find good have fun You can never define you make a platform. You can't define like who's gonna end up using it as well Like for some time to have you explain what you do on YouTube And you explain to someone in the entertainment industry and they're like, ah Yeah, but I'm don't really feel like I'm doing it like do you ever hear about crap from other people that you just don't care about?
Starting point is 01:30:02 All the time I work at Rooster Yeah, my play review. What, you had your own personal emotions? What a flange of ways. It's all the same vision. What is the thing you do with all the time that makes you mad? I just have to hear about crap. Because I don't really care about people's opinions online. I don't ever give about people's opinions online.
Starting point is 01:30:25 I don't ever give my opinions about other people's crap on their crap. I think you don't like hearing other people's opinions of your stuff too. I think that's the main thing. And you get a flood of that. I just like it that I can be like, here's some content for the internet, put it on the internet, and then walk away and make the next bit of content.
Starting point is 01:30:42 I'd have to hear about it though. You know, one thing I had to use, I don't mind going toe-to-toe with people on the internet. I've been on the internet for a very long time. And like, if someone fires at me, I fire back. We do it here on the podcast a little time. Well, I fire other people on this podcast, but I don't go to them and do it. Yeah, well, that's the thing is like,
Starting point is 01:30:59 I kind of kept to catch myself a lot because I will give people shit in my own comments. It's stuff like, and I do it all the time on YouTube now when I will give people shit in my own comments and stuff like that And I do it all the time on YouTube now when I make posts But like when somebody says something I will fire back and say no, you're fucking wrong Like I did that on Reddit and then I constantly have to remember this is like the weight is different And so when I made a firing back comment on somebody I read it he ended up deleting his account Who and I was like well, that's not you well, first of all, you shouldn't do that.
Starting point is 01:31:26 That's, you know, you shouldn't take my opinion as being greater than somebody else's and running scared. But also, I don't get to delete my account, like my wish is the count. Like that's not fair to be able to do that either. You know, I don't get to run and hide and like go sleep. Do you, do you kill him with kindness or are you just like full on like, fuck you? No, I was, this guy was like, fuck you. Yeah. He was, it was somebody, it was somebody basically,
Starting point is 01:31:47 it seemed to me that it was somebody who's probably been listening to Rishi's content for about two years. Then we back and listened to old stuff and wasn't there in those years and talked about how we're completely different and off base from where we started. And I was just like, you're fucking,
Starting point is 01:32:00 coming out of left field, I give all these examples of stuff we were doing back then that were exactly like what we do now. Yeah. And yeah, he was like, oh, I'm so embarrassed by this and believe it's not like five minutes later I just go in with kindness. I think that that that makes them feel even worse This is just super nice and I can't give you a piece of advice. I just don't respond to negative people as a whole Yeah, I think if you if people see that you're responding to negative people They will know that negativity gets a response
Starting point is 01:32:27 It's sometimes people just want their response. Yeah, I mean I think I think so yeah, that's her bounce it on somebody's nice I want you I haven't go back and forth people on Twitter like you went back with That's not me yelling it like a fan or anything that is me yelling at someone I don't like on the internet Yeah, it's like a clip show basically. that. That's me yelling at someone I don't like on the internet. Like a blogger guy? Yeah, it's just like... He does the clip show, basically. He does the internet clip show. You know, like bloggers, do you? I don't know what.
Starting point is 01:32:52 You know, like bloggers. I hate bloggers. Bloggers. Cause I hate like their general attitude. I'm sort of some of them are fine. But what Ray William Johnson would do, he would just like take other people's videos and then put them all into his video
Starting point is 01:33:04 and then make the money on that and then link them to the individual videos But the videos would be embedded on his website so we'd like me more money. It's just like that's just really crappy. Yeah All right, well I've been watching you I didn't realize it was a touchscreen because you kept on like but it looks like you're like you're cute laptop You've been touching it. Yeah, we were I'll give a little quick spoiler for that. Let's play But we were getting ready to start playing and Bernie screen was dirty So went to wipe it and his character started firing on the screen I was in a way ago now guys It got to be really careful because ammo is important in this game.
Starting point is 01:33:47 And I was going to show my ammo counter, but it was dirty there. So I went to rub it and then a tap the screen and it fired my gun. Oh, shit. Yeah, this game, well, you don't want to fire a gun because you can attract stuff. Yeah, and you're like, nobody firing this. Great. All right. Well, it's time to wrap up. A couple weeks, right? Not this weekend. It's a different game to probably the weekend after we're gonna start. We committed to do a month of them, but got a really good response, I think, on the first one.
Starting point is 01:34:12 Yeah, it seemed to go last of us one. So we'll see. Why wouldn't you want to make it a permanent thing? We don't have a space to do it. Yeah, it's such a pain in the ass. Yeah, well, we set up a space. Now, hopefully it can stay there and we continue to use it. Hopefully it'll work.
Starting point is 01:34:24 But even then, like, recording the bungalow, we can't record there before five. Anything to do, Gavin, is like, I, I, like, at the company, there's so much stuff you kind of have to pick and choose what you want to do. It's like, I feel like the last place we need any help at the company is in the Let's Play environment. We got that. You guys have that locked. I think people enjoy seeing a completely different team of people do it.
Starting point is 01:34:42 I get that people like it, but I just feel like as a whole, we don't't need help in there. I like going off. It's like okay. This is covered Let's go do something else. Yeah, right build something new, you know, yeah That's my way I approach that fun though. They're fun. All right. Well, thanks for watching everyone We back on Wednesday with an episode of the patch and next Monday with another episode our tea podcast Bye without another episode of our T-Podcast. Bye! See you next time! Bernie and Jeff Beary! Yeah. Woohoo! Bam!
Starting point is 01:35:29 Hell yes, Arminies! Oh, settle! Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? Alright, example. Together in Trapid Hosts, Characombs, Characombs are free of Dia's of nothing to do with this podcast. Anyway, do you like apples? Example, together in Tripod hosts, Characombs, Characombs are free of Diaz of nothing to do with this podcast.
Starting point is 01:35:48 Analyze various unsolved and rooster teats, cryptic podcast, f*** face. Call to action. Feel free to add something show premise specific, but short. Listen to show name on Apple Spotify or wherever you get podcasts. It's f*** face, a podcast. Subscribe or no. No name on Apple Spotify or wherever you get podcasts.
Starting point is 01:36:05 It's f*** face, a podcast. Subscribe or no. You do yes?

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.