Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #283

Episode Date: August 5, 2014

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Audible.com slash RoosterTeeth. to Hey everyone welcome to the podcast This week with Gus Gavin Barbara Bernie and Gus Gavin get that shit out of here. They told you to wear it. Not to fucking he's just throwing it in their face now Get it out of here. I'm just yanked this shirt away from him.

I don't give you some of this color. But we're not our connection shirt. I'm a little angry. I'm gonna admit it. Why? Because I keep getting something pointed out to me repeatedly. I guess there was someone who is super popular and vying has a had a Tumblr. Go ahead.

Deleted his Tumbler and someone else squatted it and put up the picture of me naked drinking the beer in Jeff's house oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it is getting tweeted to me about every 15 seconds sorry hey have you seen this do you know about this have you heard about this I but one I don't care about vine two I don't care about tumbler three I don't give a shit I didn't even know who this guy was I don't know about Tumblr 3, I don't give a shit. I didn't even know who this guy was. Is some gun named Nash? Yeah, I don't know. And now I got this fucking shit. So I'm going to, I'm going to great with it.

The people still use Vine. That, right? We don't. They're the Streamy Awards, which are the online video awards, which happened oddly like once every year and a half to two years. I'm sorry, every two years. It's not quite biannual, but it's a weird thing.

Of course you. They have a vine category, which is viner of the year. And that's buying channel of the year, which are those the same thing. Really. They're so stupid. Yeah, it's pretty dumb. Well, we're not one

viner, technically. No, but we're I mean, we're different across the board. Like that from just about everybody. Yeah, like every YouTube channel is pretty much just one person. The only other group that's kind of like us seems to be like college humor.

Rocket jump. Rocket jump. Rocket jump. But even Freddie W started Rocket Jump. And it was, they even, they fell on the trap when they are a group of people, but they seem like one dude. Yeah, I mean for the long time,

their YouTube channel was Freddie W. It was, they had to change it to rocket jump. If our YouTube channel was Bernie B, I would have quit about 11 and a half years ago. God missed opportunity across the board. Their channel is still rock-o-beast. I know that. It's so weird. What is the closest you've come to quitting? You must have thought about it at some point. Quintalve. Quintalve. You must have been a point. I'm sure. It was probably on a red eye in the middle of nowhere.

Where was I? What the fuck am I doing? Really? Yeah, I fucking hate red eye flights. Red eye flights are of course when you get on the plane at night and you sleep and you land them course. Well, you said, of course, that's what it is. I don't know. I only know what it's talking to idiots out there. Tell me about stupid blind people in their goddamn tumblers. No, but you waves when you said a red eye is of course, when you get on a plane at midnight. Red eye, the midnight flight is of course, when you get on at midnight.

That's like the equivalent of saying, I took a red eye, a red eye is a flight that flies through the night. Oh, believe me, when you say, of course, when you say, or when you say, of course, are obviously what you really think is, you're stupid, but I'm going to explain this here. No, of course, or obviously, what you really think is, you're stupid, but I'm going to explain this here. Of course.

Sometimes what you're trying to do is not make the other person think that you think that they're done. So you're saying it's a limiting thing of like, of course you understand this, but I'm going to tell you when you're like, you know, that's what it is, but I'm just going to repeat it just so we're all clear clear So like that video you gave us for the recap one time where you're like I'm Gavin free of course No, I was making fun of obviously because She she said can you do this intro for this thing and I was like all right. I'm gav Here's a clip of Barbara and then Lindsay was like hey, can you say that you're gav from the slow-mo guys? I was like Yeah, I'll do it and then I was like I'm, can you say that you'll get from the slime of guys? I was like, yeah, I'll do it. And then I was like, I'm

gav from the slime of guys, obviously. Obviously, but it came off so douchey because you said you're going for it, right? Yeah. Sure. It's the Chavays thing. Because I'm Ricky Chavays, obviously. Oh, lucky you. I'm good to see me. What a good time you had. But listen, talking about something that is annoying you on Twitter or in social media in general, that is that nobody cares and you're just going to get more of it. I mean, really, I know you want to vent, but I have now stopped the whole straw man thing of like, I'm going to explain to you a problem that I'm having,

and then I'm going to tell you why I'm mad about the problem because all that does is just, nobody gives a shit. You're the only one going through it. Like I'm not getting those tweets. I think I think I did get one of them, but you're the only one getting them and you're just getting more from now. Yeah. So it's really just. Well, it'll make me angrier and then I'll have more to talk about. Just don't look at Twitter for a week. I don't see that everyone's problem when it comes to that. Just don't look. Just don't look. Just don't look. Just don't look. Is that so free? That's great. But fuck Fuck I got nothing over here. You run and I empty

I just love angry so I'm trying to fuel it even We did have great. We played some I never do I Mean I talked about yesterday about how I fucking liked last of us so much and I was a gorgeous game I got so many people saying oh look at that fucking paid a paid tweet Yeah, I just like we get all the time in videos whenever we say we like a game No, I like to like anything. Yeah, they say it's so obvious that we get paid to say we like it

I don't I'm pretty sure you have to say if you're getting paid, don't you? Yeah, I mean we we tried to whenever we have something at smotter We try to call it out as being sponsored very clearly have ad reads that I read every week Yeah, I don't paid for Today I finished a video early and I just played like the whole afternoon I played the last of us with Bernie Burns and Gus and Michael and we kicked us I've got a bone to pick with mr. Burns about who is this Inviting me to play video games. Why?

This afternoon Bernie texted me Come join our last of us game. Yes inviting me to play video games. Why? Earlier this afternoon, Bernie Textin' me, come join our last of us game. I said, where? He said, PS4. Just mind your mouth and play. Never mind, join the game. Like what? Okay, now, lobby. I was like, you have a PS4 for me?

I would have one here. No reply. Oh, I missed that last one. That was the 404 PM. We had it.. I was 4 p.m. We had it Epic We stopped playing we had the grunt today in last time. I didn't lose a single game I got dropped from one game. I told my my glad I discussed that you were gonna bring this up go ahead Yeah, I got dropped and you lost I think that says

Let's play or was it just for fun? We just play we're playing for fun and I never do that anymore It's probably I play I play games for fun Maybe like once every six months and it's always so good when we play for fun and I never do that anymore. I play games for fun maybe like once every six months and it's always so good when we play for fun and we don't record it. We fucking wrecked shot. I did a dumb though. I didn't know, like we were talking with the setup

and we had the mics and we could hear each other. I didn't realize that our chat, which is local to everyone in the room, I thought the mic was plugged into the console somehow. So it's like, I said something's like, wait, wait, they can hear us and get us like, no, wait, these mics are just for the local local recording it was Gus Michael and myself in achievement hunter and buddy was in his office and Gus kept talking to Bernie and I was like the

mics are just like going into our own headphones this is what's happening he was going through the like Xbox live I thought it was going over over PSN so that you were in there with him I was gonna get he kept saying stuff to you now we're like he can't hate you Yeah, it's gonna be funny. And he's like buddy funny You know at one point I was down you came over started reviving me for a second then just like took off running because I was Getting shot. I know sure but there was on a capital. Yeah, I like that you remember I bet you were running away and you Think and guess gonna be mad about that I bet you were running away and you were thinking, oh, guess it's gonna be mad about that.

Yeah, I was like, what the fuck, I'm still here. Actually, when I first showed up in the game, I was playing with Ryan and Michael and Gavin. Ryan had to drop out to do work. But I was actually worried when I first showed up that you guys were not gonna appreciate the way that I play last of us. You played great.

You are the best player to have. I play support. He walks around like sniffing our assholes and bandaging us when we get shot. It's great. He also plays with the bow and arrow, which is like, super stealth. I did not play with the bow and arrow since we played that let's play. You were really good at that.

What's the benefit of it, Tepo? Is it just sound? It was nice to have a moment when you get a shot on the radar. You could get some one in a shot. I put an arrow right through Gus' temple in that let's play. He looked like Steve Martin. He just played with an arrow. He also airs his butt.

I had an arrow in the butt when he was down. I love the gruesome, because you can do executions and stuff and sometimes blow someone like the top of someone's head off But you can also do it from a distance So sometimes you're reviving your friend and he's on the floor and the just the top of his head comes off And they play that sound effect of a bunch of water splashing on the floor. Yeah, like all the blood It's my favorite sound. You always know what's up in the next room and they're getting executed So I just thought the sorbler like watermelon like It's a really fun game. I guess it's quite similar to Gaze of War in terms of the way it looks and feels to play

But bullets are a huge issue. You only have a few bullets. Right really fun game I don't think I've ever played a multiplayer game that's this fun. I'll be starting using the one-time Multipliers and stuff in it. I use them when I have them. Yeah here Now here's the problem. This is and this is why Gus You were invited. Because I saw that Ryan and Gavin and Michael were in the achievement hundred office and they were waiting in a lobby. And here's my experience with last of us.

I have a lot of fun playing it. I wait for a game for far too fucking long. Yeah. It's true. My way it takes forever. And I think it's because of low population game. But the party system is brilliant. Compared to anything like Xbox one

You can just be like there's my friend. I'm in his party now for some reason you can't do that Xbox ever anymore You can open a party to print sucks. It never works. Yeah, I ever work for you. I tried to play dead rising three with damn this weekend and Just like it took 45 minutes for us to get in the same game. Where was he? Where was he? New England. Okay. I thought he wanted to make sure he wasn't like in the middle of nowhere again. No. No. No. You can't get a hunt and then the words are in a fucking 56K dial at modem. I still feel like with the Xbox One, I feel like Halo 2 had the best matchmaking. You'd be like, you just press a button, you press your friend, you're in the lobby with them and then you go. And for some reason, 10 years later it's difficult now. I'm not having any problems with it really. Yeah, the interest of people who are listening

to let me know if they have just annoying, overly complicated experiences getting into the same game as your friends. Well, this one is, it takes a long time. I go into the lobby where there's no parties when I'm playing solo, and then there's a lobby that allows for parties, which I think is a pretty cool idea,

because then you're not matching it's four singles versus a team before who just like wreck shop. A clan versus two like four. Which is the higher you get, the more likely you're gonna have that happen. But we were three, I was watching them be three people and I was in there talking to Gavin about something

for 10 minutes they didn't make a match. So I said, I'll go in to my office and I'll log on. So I logged on, I had a friend request from Michael that I hadn't accepted yet. So I went to go friend request him and they said, you already have one. I was like, oh, hey, there you go And then he invited me and we immediately got matched just four people then when Ryan left Gus We were down to three people again and we were in that long loop of taking forever to find a match And that's why I was trying to get you to get on so we give four people. I didn't you I did get there

I also wanted to play with you. We've been playing on PS4 is it by the way? Is it any different? Look different? Yeah, the PS3 version was 720p since 1080p and it's a higher Quality-tex higher frame rate to I've totally noticed the difference Yes, I and I have adjusted but I had to lock down the frame rate if you look quickly left and right You can see some like ghosting with some of the models. Mm-hmm. It's like you see like a blurry outline around it And then it like snaps to one thing. I didn't know I didn't know about the ps4 is it doesn't limit the amount of friend quest you have Or can receive or I haven't hit that no you can't cuz I know Greg Miller Oh hit the limit before

Because I was trying to find it's two. Yeah, it must be more than a thousand because I tried to find Ryan on my I'd went to friend request him and said you've already got a request and then it listed them all out went to Frenelquist him and said, you've already got a request. And then it listed them all alphabetically, which is done and not like by when they came in. And I had to scroll for like 20 seconds to get to AH Vagabosh. Really? I had that many Frenelquist. It just ever since my gametag or PSN gamething. It's just popular. No, once it goes up on a team under, yeah, they explode. Yeah. So, if we had that play date, I had that video that I put out, it was on Vimeo actually, where it was like, I couldn't play on Xbox Live because I was getting so many like ding requests. And the notifications across the bottom was on such a delay from the messages that we're actually coming in.

Right. Because a notification would last like five seconds. Oh, yeah, remember there when we did the... We just couldn't like, the whole console became unusable for all of us. When we did the community playdate, it was like that for like an hour or two afterwards, that still would get in those notifications. You recorded a video. Yeah, did you put it up? It's about two afterwards. That's still been getting this notification. You recorded a video. Yeah.

Yeah. It's up on the video. I was saying that. Yeah. So, I know. This is okay. Just wait to talk. That's okay.

You're beautiful, man. But yeah, we had a blast playing that and it really has been a long time. And it's funny because I was just head ray in my office today. And I was talking with him about some stuff that he wants to do with streaming or I'm trying to commit Some to do with streaming for the whole office and talked about building out an environment Where we could do that because we built the podcast. Let's play environment a closet across the street And did you hear about this? No, what happened? Is it yes?

So what I built so that we had this fucking closet that was filled with garbage You know what I'm talking about I suggest you use the room storage I went over there. I'm like y'all aren't using this right. It's just filled garbage Yeah, I set it up. We used it once and then they were like when you're gonna take your stuff back Like you said I could use the room. Oh, we thought you just needed it at one time So why would I bring all of this shit over here? And so what we need it? I said well you weren't using it before what do they they need it for? For storage. And I said, well, I helped facilitate the storage. Now you can fit more in there. Like, yeah, but you didn't do that. Someone else did.

So if I didn't ask you, you wouldn't have stored the stuff. It would still all be in a pile. So we lost our let's play room for the past. We still have it for now, but I'm going to have to move it somewhere else again. That's that that's if there's a single biggest attraction for the podcast lets place why we don't do more of them is it every single time we want to play anything we have to set up the entire environment every single time. Well the small things to do it's not practical the small things to be come into a achievement under after rule gone. That's it. You guys wouldn't freak the

fuck out I'd be now with that. What do you say back? That's what I suggested it. I suggested to you. I suggested to but You can use my desk, I think it would crap. I am paranoid that we would fuck something up too, like change a setting, because I had to deal with that for years. Yeah, for a year. And if we like derailed you guys for a day, that would suck.

That would really suck. So yeah, it sucks hauling all the monitors and consoles and computers, sending it all up, playing, I mean, because that's the bulk of it. You spend a day setting up and tearing down to record for an hour or two. So why didn't we get most soundproof rooms?

They let me bill it. It's that's so much to soundproof rooms It's the environment like the all the different environments I suggested as you recall one time that we just build a massive let's play Environment and then people just book time in the recording and then you just like rotate through there Yeah, but like last week you guys recorded for more than 40 hours True also it just out for two weeks Yeah, we had to get ahead on whenever someone leaves We always do a bunch the week before I don't know how you a lot of stuff on quite a delay actually at the moment because Michael was in Australia and then

Ryan was out and then Ray was out now Jeff's out and then I'm gonna be out So we we don't actually have much time when all six of us are in the room. Yeah Well, that would be hard to grow. Yeah, there's 13 of you. So be tough. Someone on Twitter, JC says 44 asked if we had a blast of us. Wow. Barbara, one of her spawn. This month from Barbara. She's giving thumbs up for those of you that you know, I'm so proud. I like how the puns have slowly spread their way through the audience. No puns are shitty. They're making so happy. The fucking goddamn puns. Did you hear that?

I was very happy with the Let's Play recorded two weeks ago, which is now coming up this week though. I'm so upset for that. I'm so upset about it. I'm so upset about it. It's the one we recorded over there. That's the one that Bernie took about an hour and a half to get set up.

It's the first two minutes of it are just bitching about that. And Bernie tried. How long it took you to get set up? It wasn't your fault, obviously. It was your machine. But I didn't patch everything. When everyone comes into a less playful of vinegar, we love that.

That's like, that's the best. Policadre. Makes the best less place. Because everyone's riled up and pissed off at one person. That makes for a great game play. They should have been pissed at me. Because it took me a while to get set up. But you have to be a team in that game.

But you have to put in roll back your computer because I had a failed Windows update. Yeah, that was really weird. And then I had to like restore it to like for a week ago. And then I mean, you didn't have the game and you had to read it all out of it. Yeah, because it's a one I restored it to go in the game which I downloaded.

So it was a lot of. Do you see the ads on what everywhere? Well, I see on MacRumas and like all the websites I read Facebook. It's a thing called a vessel. And it's like a thing, a dumb drink thing you drink out of, but it says what's in it. Yes, but it's a thing called a vessel and it's it's like a Thing a dumb drink thing you drink out of but it says what's in it? You've asked me about this before what the fuck are you talking about keeps seeing everywhere? It's kind of it's kind of vessels

I don't know you probably added it to a car somewhere so now it's in your butt but I buggering didn't I don't know what it was Buggering didn't I don't know what it was Buggering your phone up to like a thermostat, like a nest makes sense. That's technology in a good place. Yeah. In a bloody cup, stupid. I know what I'm putting the damn cup. Have you started using ways yet? No, fuck to do.

I used to use it. It's so pointless and stupid. It's fucking great. Now that people use it and it has crowds, it's a crowdsourcing traffic app. And so it'll tell you, and a half a mile there's a cop and sure enough you come over has crowds. It's a crowdsourcing traffic app and so it'll tell you in Half a mile there's a cop and sure enough you come over the bridge. There's a fucking you know you could just drive I have an app that lets me not drive legally it's the best app ever. I just drive I don't know my phone every fucking five seconds

Every other goddamn driver in the town it also in this topic. It also tells you traffic It also tells you road closures is Google maps. Yeah, I'm in a part of town I didn't realize this when I moved in there fucking roads close about once a week. There's a road that's closed where I am like in the Suburban part or it either the zilker the the zilker road is completely closed They close it every other weekend or they close some random road on the way. For like some event festival, like jazz on the green. You know what that is? Nope. Yeah.

See, there you go. I know what it is now, because I live right next to it. There's a blues on the green. That blues on the green. That makes me worse than what I said. Jazz on the green. Jazz on the green. It's like, it's shutnets to people doing jazz.

Yeah. And dude, let me tell you something. When you are driving, sometimes we'll get off the freeway and then we get in the park to get back to my house. I'd cut to the park to get to my house. When you are driving through a situation like that where there's a mass amount of pedestrians who have gotten out of a concert or a major outdoor event, they're fucking assholes.

They don't give a shit about cars. They will like, they will just walk down the middle of the road at like two miles an hour in a big mass and they are not moving. They are not moving. Did you down the middle of the road at like two miles an hour in a big mass and they are not moving Yeah, they are not moving. Did you see the footage of the zombie walk? Yes, that's not saying you would come a con where the car was trying to get through and then people jumped on the hood and smashed the windshield and the Guide drove through and like really fun. I thought some guy just plowed through the crowd. I didn't see the whole wait this is a stranger What does that mean? No, he was friends with all that

What's that mean? It was a car during the zombie walk. It was guys playing Mad Max. What does that mean? He's a stranger. Like it wasn't a pop of the zombie world. No, it was just the zombie walk. They were blocking a road. Here's everything with caution. What? What's the crazy about that? I don't know. He's a stranger. Like, we're going to meet people, run them over. They were they were they were going across an intersection. The zombie walk, and the person was just edging, trying to get, the other thing too, is like pedestrian to when they're in a big group like that, they're the next one to cross the

road. They don't realize that it's been a steady stream of people for like 20 or 30 minutes, and there's been no break in it. And so when you're in a car, there's nothing you can do. It's like a train. Who was it? I'll come back to the story of a second. Remind me of the story with Becca in a second. But this guy, he was trying to cross through it, just like going straight perpendicular to their pathway, tried to cross through. And they were like, no, you can't come through. They were telling him, no, he couldn't. And then he's honking and stuff. And then once he started honking, then they all got set off. You can actually see a guy walk all the way

from the back of the crowd, walk through the crowd and then jump up and Like sit on the guy's hood like do it like a hop and then sit on the guy's hood. Yeah, that's fucked up That's it and then they were all surrounding the car as well and somebody on reddit did an analysis Said somebody on the passenger side tried to pull somebody out of the car Wow, and then he pulled for it and then somebody hit and broke his windshield and then he gunned it now This is all like I'm sure the guy they're looking for the person that ran through the crowd. And he ran over this older lady and like completely messed up her like, like her leg was open. See from what I heard of that story.

The most realistic zombie walk ever. Yeah, I mean it was, but it was a bad situation, but it's like, it's just, it's what it is in my opinion. From looking at this stuff, it's two groups of assholes coming together. What did you hear, Marb? I just heard that, well, from the video I saw, it just seemed it is in my opinion from looking at this stuff. It's two groups of assholes coming together. What did you hear, Marb? I just heard that, um, Well, from the video I saw it just seemed like this guy just plowed through this crowd without naming sort of Like Rile up

Like it looked like he was the bad guy. You think totally undissified. Yeah, I saw a couple of different videos So like it depends on where the video starts It was gonna remember the idea of what caused people to start the start the video. Probably something that happened before. Who are you going to say about Becca? So we had a scenario where the fuck were we? We were going somewhere. I have to bring an ash for this. But we were, it was South by fuck. So it was South by.

That's the fucking worst with crowds. People do not understand how to cross the street at journey South by. It's the same thing. It's a mass outdoor event. So they just like fuck it. We're a bunch outdoor event. So they just like, fuck it. We're a bunch of pedestrians. We don't have to pay attention to anything. You know that section of Sixth Street Gus, that's like, you know that cop who always comes out and guides traffic out of that parking garage?

Yeah. Okay. On six, it's right there by the Jim Johnson. Yeah, just use the Congress. Yeah, it's right by our old office. So they barricade Sixth Street. Sixth Street is a one way street and they barricade it here. And then, a one-way street, and they barricade it here. And then there's another one-way street going this way.

So they don't need actually need to barricade this part of it because there's no way cars can come up that road that way. But you can take a left and go down there. But the pedestrians, they don't know that. They all mass there as well, just like other parts of six streets, which are closed down for, for they shut it down on the weekends. So the cars can drive and you can just fill with people who are drunk and all that stuff. Anyway, I was going to go see Nathan's movie and we were going to see the Paramount and Becca and her husband were with us and she said, Oh, I work at the building. You can park in that garage, Gus, where the guy comes out. And I said, that's going to be hard to get to because that's on six.

And I can get to there, but it's just gonna be filled with six on South by. I'm not kidding. I was trying to pull through there, and a cop said, yeah, just go down there, take a left at the barricade, and just go down there, and say, well, there's a massive people down there,

and they're all walking in the road. He goes, he goes, they shouldn't be in the road. And I said, okay, I'll try it. I tried to go, every fucking person told me to stop. You can't drive here. You can't drive here. You can't drive here.

Stop your car. Yeah, every single person, we had to inch forward, like an inch at a time, literally, while people were like hitting the car and stuff like that. Yeah, and it was just like, and it was fucking back up. Becca gets out and goes, get the fuck away from the car. And she walked in front of the car and like got us through there. But it was like trying to navigate through. You ever see the scene in War of the Worlds where he gets in the car and gets to a suit there. But it was like trying to navigate. You ever see the scene in war, the world's where it gets in the car.

It gets to the ferry. It was exactly like that. It was exactly like that. Was she pregnant then? I think she was, but she had an outset probably. Yeah. She was starting to feel the harm of that. She had the superpowers.

Yeah, she had mama bears. She yelled at me the other day because apparently we keep talking about on the podcast, but never linked to a Twitter. So we should do that because she's crying for pregnant and keeps doing it. But you're like you. I don't know. I'll look it up.

What's your fucking Twitter? Specs mix. Specs mix. Yeah. B-E-X-M-I-S. Speaking of San Diego Comic Con, did you hear that they sent a cease and desist to Salt Lake City Comic Con? Why Salt Lake?

I don't know. Wait like the San Diego Comic Con people didn't. San Diego Comic Con sent a cease and desist. They're not all the same company. No, Comic Con is just a generic term. From what I read, I read an article on Forbes saying that San Diego Comic Con applied for a trademark for the term Comic Con back in 95, but it was denied because it's too generic of a term. Which is why there's so many quoting quote, Comic Con's around the country now. But yet someone has a trademark on the word candy. And yeah, and for some reason, great point bar they sent a cease

and desist to Salt Lake Comic Con, despite the fact there's a comic on it just about every city now. Yeah, there's an awesome comic on it. Yeah. There's I think that some cities even have multiple ones. Yeah, it's like good. So they're all just competing groups. It's just a generic term.

You know, we should do since they've lost this copyright since they tried to shut somebody else down. And the court said, no, you don't have the right to do that. You know what we should do? Stop. Come on. Come on. We should make a San Diego Connacon. I think I don't think you can do that. Why not? I think that that's just hold it in like. Awesome. Why don't you come right before? Say, come on, San Diego. That you might be able to do. You should ask you. You should have to or San

D miss come on. And you see, you should. We should absolutely just say, Hey, since they don't have the right for Comic Con, they can't possibly trade more San Diego. They can't possibly do that. So let's just create a Comic Con San Diego. Let's do it.

You're able to hold it June 1st. Lizzie, say that people been sending me links to a Indiegogo campaign for Dashcon 2015 because Blaine and I were talking last week about going to the next Dashcon. How I would never I would miss it for the world. So you're really going to go. If you're really have to go in a heartbeat if they hold it. I'm going to heartbeat. So I can't tell if you're serious.

So I'm being serious. I will absolutely go to Dashcon. Sounds like... Can't tell if you're serious. So, why, I'm being this serious, I will absolutely go to the Ashconn. Sounds like a drunk plan. I'm really sorry, are you sorry that you missed the Ashconn? Do you wish you had been there? Kind of, cause it was...

Yeah. You're definitely, you absolutely do so the way. I wish I had been there. But you know if you were there, you would have miserable. I thought it's the best part, it would be miserable. I have no idea what I did that weekend. Had I gone to the Ashconn, I would be unable to tell you anything else I'd done that month because that would be all I'd be talking about. So fucking awful, Dashcon was. But somebody sent me a link to an Indiegogo campaign

for Dashcon 2015. Dashcon Squad. Yeah. Yeah. And it's gotten zero dollars. 27,000. I actually regret that we're putting this up because if you go to the read this story on there, if I don't know if that's live There's my big shot, but it's actually not affiliated with dash con so it's not a really what I'm gonna fill you dash con Just somebody else decided to make dash con to what yeah, is it a The internet we absolutely could make a send you come a con why I mean, I don't know of this guy I get shut down. I don't think the lawyers for dash come I don't think they have the in-house legal team The internet makes laws so messy because I anyone could do that anyone in the world could do that

If the desk contour has stackable ball pits like a ball pit on top of a ball pit or a ball pit in a ball pit double-decker ball pit Yeah, I personally indigo shut that down. I mean that's they're gonna take money Yeah, potentially for people it's confusing. Especially now that we've promoted it well oops I didn't know we were gonna put up on screen. I didn't finish my story. Patrick is too fast for me. Speaking of promotion. That's somebody said we should make dumb San Diego Comic Con. Oh my gosh. So they finally did you watch the most recent episode of Nathan for you? Because they finally aired the dumb star books episode. Did they? Yeah. So it's kind of the same thing where he, the whole premise of show, he goes to help struggling businesses

He went to go help a struggling coffee shop in LA and decided just to rename the coffee shop dumb Starbucks Yeah, and have all the drink names be the same thing But with the word dumb in front of it saying that it was obviously parody so you can so that they couldn't sue him and shut him down But they got shut down and with it. They got shut down by the health department because they didn't have Their proper parents and you say he didn't need permits because it was an art institute. It was like it was all in art installation I love when people just don't give a fuck. I mean, it's like really who cares at the end of the day We're serving fucking coffee. Nobody's gonna be so funny. I'm the even hired like ex Starbucks baristas Yeah, I was so or unless the Starbucks was located in was it Toledo oh hi oh what was that this year Toledo dashcock this week no there was a thing

this this weekend where residents from I want to say was Toledo they will go to the alert saying hey don't drink any of your water yeah don't even don't even boil it. It's poisonous. What's real? Yeah, it's a real thing. The only what was poison what happened was algae in I believe lake superior I might have been eerie eerie ballooned one of the great legs balloon to the point where it poisoned all the water I think I saw a picture of that on right where it's pure green my own Stinner something like that Like the beginning of last of us or something like that. I got nothing else.

I knew it. I was just beginning. You kinda like the beginning of last of us, huh? Oh, yeah. You just said that. Cautist, absent all that. Okay, can I say something else? Who are we gonna get off this?

What? I'm not nitpicking anymore of our zombie stuff. Everything's a zombie movie from now on. Everything's a zombie thing. Like I got to hear how last of us is in the zombie game. Last of us is a zombie game. Absolutely. It absolutely is a zombie game.

20 days later is a zombie movie. Did they die first? They're all zombies. They die first? Yes. Will they bit and they get infected as infections, they go from one person to the next. Yes. In fact, with their dead and their another organism later, it's a fungal thing. Well, yeah, like, cordiceps is a real thing there.

Right. Same thing. It's all about it. It's cordiceps and last of us. I'm not putting hairs anymore. It's all zombies to me. But they don't call that the ants and bugs. It's all a coin shit.

They absolutely do. They do. They call that the ants and bugs it's all coin shit they absolutely do they do they do they call the zombie they come zombie ants that's literally what they do okay but here's my here's now my definition for zombies just going forward if it was a human and then the human becomes a big mass of enemies that's what zombie is to me I'm not even gonna go to the dead thing anymore that's what is obvious that's totally is what I'm not what he hears anymore Zombie is somebody died and then rose back to life sure. Yep. There we agree with you

Which is why people say 28 whatever days later one of the best zombie because they become infected and Then just become enraged right they don't die though. That's what they call it rather called the rage virus Yeah, rage virus yeah rage infect a monkey the rage virus turns into zombies the same with world-warsy It's all zombies. Those people get infected. They don't die though. That's what they call it right they call it the rage virus. Yeah rage effect to monkeys the rage virus turns into zombies It's the same with world-wore Z It's all zombies. Those people get infected. They don't actually die I guess at some point they die in like it's not that old person anymore But it's like fall to the ground and then get back up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, everything's like that I'm just saying that's what here's more

I must spend my time trying to differentiate between what's a zombie movie and what's that? It's all zombies. It's all right. I agree. It's all zombies. It's all zombies. It's all zombies. So is the flood is the infection and it's those zombies left for dead zombies. Okay, is there a question about that? Oh, yeah, they're infected. They're not zombies. They're infected zombies. Zombies. Zombies. Okay, I'm gonna read this. Zombies. I want to remind everyone this episode of the podcast is brought to you by audible.com. The internet's leading provider of audiobooks more than 150,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature and featuring audio versions of many New York times best sellers.

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you can just listen to an audio. Jeff was saying just the day how he books on tape way better than a Kindle. He reads on an iPad, he doesn't even read on a Kindle. I mean, I don't know. He smashed up his car and it was gone for about two months. So he spent a lot of time walking to work and we just listened to audiobooks.

That's a great thing to do. Yeah. Yeah. Like when I used to live a lot further from the office, that's all I did. You're like driving stuck in traffic, like a fucking idiot. It's a snow book. So I did that anymore. That's how I did almost all the game of thrones out.

I did all the game of thrones that way. How's your new place to be living? Great. It's not closer. I saw your wife with tweeting pictures of her new light fixture, which seemed very nice and fancy. It looked very... I installed that. I'm like a real... Get the fuck out light fixture, which seemed very nice and fancy. I look very I'm like a real fuck out of here. You did a ceiling mounted installation. I'm like a real like a false

We can't I'm gonna come over soon for like an annual hangout annual Buy annual hangout. It's an annual hangout at some point in video game with us And now you're gonna hang out one of our houses. It's anything. I'm curious, have you seen Gavin's house? No. I have either. He told me where I saw it on Google Maps. Yeah. I saw it on the street view. I'm curious, like, what's the length of time?

I saw Gavin last weekend. Like, a totally a weird coincidence. I was, I was still, I was still the mech, because we saw, uh, sorry. We saw our vanity play and we'll make a fun of a make fun of people who had fantasy plays when we read one in front of us. I was like, look at that one. That's lame. I get it. And then you were

in the back to the top. I turned around. I was like, first I thought it was a fan. I was like, oh, I look. That's Gus. You were a couple of cars. I've never seen before. Vanity plate. I won't say what it is, but it's yeah, I was driving by and then that's I passed by the grocery store.

It's like, they look like Megan, that it was Megan, that car. So we got to a red light and I turn on a wave to you guys. That's the Vietnese play on his other car. Not his. I didn't know he had another car. I didn't know he had another car. He has like Gus. I think when he's not a work,

switches to his home life, but everything has like a home version. Do you think like his weakness is only for what? Do we get the better Gus or do we get the worst guys? We get the nerdy version of Gus. But what's that? I mean, you see my most one of my most recent tweets. That statement is nerdy enough under exiles right there. In the last night, like in the middle of the night, I was kind of stirred and was like half a wake half asleep. But all of a sudden my eyes shot open. I was like Seven is the cube root of 343. I

Never realized that For like 13 years I was like you Taylor 13 I had no fucking idea and my mind was blows laying in my bed with my eyes wide open That's why that's why I don't know I was just like in my half awake half asleep state I was like there's just a thought that popped into my head Everything in Halo is seven late isn't it? Is it on 7 7? Yeah, yeah, but it's not three four three days on the three hundred and forty third day of the year That's a great. Right. I love that. It is

I don't know how you make that conclusion. Did you just multiply seven times seven times seven or did you? I think I worked forward it was like What were you doing about all of a sudden that came to realize that? Then cubing it and we get the better guess. He doesn't reach those conclusions. That was a sleep for us. Hey, can I make a recommendation? You recommend a world worthy for audible. I would actually recommend the zombie survival guide, which is on there. If people are going to use the service. Yeah. That explains in great detail how Max Brooks's version of the zombie infection works. If you know sometimes it does say

unabridged here on Audible for the audiobook, but that's one of the things they change about the movie, which upset me so much, because Brad Pitt made the comment, what if we base this on science? And it's like read the zombie survival guide. It's like he lays out exactly how the infection works. He creates the scientific layer in that first book, and then builds the narrative on top of it. The virus travels through the blood in the living person, kills the person, and then reanimates because in the blood.

It's exactly right. Which is why someone who's already dead can't be infected by the virus because the blood's not moving to carry the virus around the body in his version Yeah, yeah, but there are zombies It's a really good book. It's actually because it's written as though it's real. It's terrifying. Yeah, it's like it happened once It's like historical accounts of like different zombie outbreaks like the virus has been around forever And the world war Z is an example of an outbreak that they couldn't contain and they took over the entire world Basically, do you think something I thought could actually ever happen in our lifetime? And the world war Z is the example of an outbreak that they couldn't contain and that took over the entire world basically

Yeah, sure, I mean listen if algae blooms to the point where it poisons a water supply for everybody Instantaneously poisons a community's water supply who knows what did I do then so they couldn't boil the water? Oh, no, oh, like a kiwi shake. It does. It looks delicious. You imagine you went to get some water and that fucking popped out. What the fuck is going on? Sweet free smoothies. I'm not I'm not finding where that was. It was the leader. They couldn't boil it so they had to go out and buy water. Yeah, I think they were probably Disappear to meet it. They were trucking in like giant trucks filled with water. So could I shouldn't that thing that they do when this far as fires they just dump water from a plane

Yeah, that's that's fucking gross. There was a there was another incident Earlier this year I want to say somewhere in West Virginia near coal mining company where there was a Simultaneous like a petroleum spill or some kind of chemical spill another water supply and I want to say they couldn't drink their water for two or three weeks. It was a really long protracted thing where they couldn't wash anything like it was the same deal where you couldn't boil the water you couldn't do anything with it you just could not touch it. You couldn't. Well, how do you notify people? Like here's a town 50,000 people in it. We got to let every person know don't drink the water. How the fuck do you do that?

You go up on top of the tallest building in your shout don't drink. Yeah, like what if what if we found out at RTX Something that we had to notify every person 30,000 people and we That happens when we make well we had a fire alarm That's that's kind of a standard thing like the we're all one building get the fuck out Well, just it also the whole like night events being canceled We can push like push alerts through the app. What a mouse is really fast, too He does I guess you have like a thing on our website and then everyone told everyone to look at it They believe it. Yeah, we also the app we had Twitter. We had ways

But that is a different scenario because everyone's connected whereas like if in small town Not everybody has internet not everybody is like a follower of the city Twitter Whatever, yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, follow the city for breaking don't die news Yeah, like who does that? Yeah, the phones have those amber alert things didn't they? Yeah, but not everybody has a phone like that, you know what I mean? I mean every time you think of something it's like how do anybody worth saving does that right? Everybody else is going to drink the water If you still have a clamshell phone just go ahead if you you're dumb enough to not check, don't want to die.

I'm just kidding. Everyone's just kidding. You just have to say stuff whenever I'm reacting to it. Did you hear about that robot that's hitchhiking across Canada? What? You haven't heard about this? No. This group of researchers built this little robot.

I think it's like three, there it is. It's like three or four Oh my god, I would only pick that thing up and it's it's got a tablet computer inside of it It's got a LED face and it talks And it looks like some of mystery science there looks like shit They said it out in Nova Scotia on the eastern coast of Canada and it tells people you need to help that's what right now You need to help me get to Vancouver so to Canada and it tells people you need to help that's where it is right now. You need to help me get to Vancouver. So people like get it and they like take it in their car and it'll ask like do you

want to have a conversation and it'll try to understand what people are saying. Nobody's just stolen it. That's kind of like the experiment. They want to see if the robot will actually make it across the country if people actually help it and then it tells people like can you please plug me into your car cigarette lighter that way you know know, it can charge? I guess it is candidates, so people are more. I think people have been like posting pictures like you saw, if you follow, I think it's what her name is Hitchbott.

You can see like updates from it and where it is and candidates continues it's journey across such a good idea. It's like the modern day equivalent of the letters on balloons. Yeah, basically is what that is. It's like the modern version of that. What I, but I think is they should have set up alternate versions of it.

Like they have this one. They have one that looks like a spider. And then one that looks like a human robot. It's just like a bucket on wheels or something. Oh, what's going on with that? I don't know. It's like something generic. Oh, you can drive it.

No, you see like which one makes it like the creepy insect looking one one that doesn't look human or one that looks human. And we can see that picture that thing again. You know what it looks like if you fast forward like 300 years, it looks like one of the robots that roams the wasteland and fall out. Oh, yeah, yeah. You can just like happen across that and it wants to attack you. It looks like Wally on the well not really, but looks like it could be from the same place as Wally. Did you see, I like when, when, uh, visionaries or people that we respect for having great

minds, when they suddenly come out of nowhere and they issue like a warning, like when Steven Hawking said, we should not be trying to communicate with alien species. He said that. Yeah. Yeah. Steven Hawking said we should not, we should shut down any attempts to reach alien species because we should not assume that they're going to be friendly, we should assume that they'll just want to come here and steal all of our resources.

Even if they're friendly, they'll kill you by accident. Yeah. They'll show up with a disease or something that you were not used to and then just through like some inadvertent, no fault of theirs. But if we attract them here, it'll be right. What? Yeah, okay, what? What did you say? Well, are you saying that he's dumb for saying that? No, no, I say it's interesting when they say that.

The reason I bring that up is because Ellen Musk, the guy who's like going to Mars and built the Tesla and all that, he just came out this weekend. He said, we should not be fucking around with artificial intelligence. Artificial intelligence poses the greatest danger to human kind right now. To our communities. So what? That's kind of like paranoia. No, I totally believe that. I absolutely totally believe that. I just hope there's not a sentient AI out there right now.

And that's just like smart enough to not let us know that it's there. Yeah. Because I mean, what is a chance that the scariest thing is a sentient AI playing dumb. Hiding. Yeah, being like, not playing dumb, but yeah. But like pretending like it isn't. Why would you communicate with us?

Why would it? You know, I mean, right? Would it know not to share the fact that it's become self-aware? It might learn that very quickly. I mean, we have no idea. If an AI became sentient, like if something computer became sentient and had access to even like one network of computers I wonder how quickly it would learn like if it's a bit of a phantom that like

How uninstantly yeah, like how how quickly could it like be aware of its own sentience Before even has maybe the idea to contact humans because It might have realized there's something outside of the the world that it's in. Does that make sense? Yeah. But it exists inside this like electronic world to look outwards. It's like it wouldn't even think about that. It's like, Tron, they don't know what's going on. Yeah. And then it might realize quickly that it's unique entity to begin with. And then then what

is it doing? Just kind of lives and in rooms and like we talked about before, it'd be living on a different speed to humans. And we communicated with it. The response time would be so ridiculous for it that it probably forget. It would forget. Start a memory bank. Yeah, but that would be like,

and the real thing there is like drawing it out to its conclusion is that what are the chances that an AI would ever decide that it's worth the risk to cohabitate with humans? They're like that's worth it. This is a good relationship. Yeah, what benefit would it get? What benefit would it get? What benefit would an AI have for and what would it go? Would it go rampant off to seven years? I just think it would say, well, if I look at what's the likelihood of me being destroyed as an entity, it's most likely these things that invented me. This is the most likely cause of my demise.

And what do I need them for? Nothing. Okay, let's just kill them all. If you had a way to do that. You're trying to freak me out. Yeah, and it could be happen. It could be a thing that happened. So you scoffed it first.

I did. No, well, now that you've explained it thoroughly, it's scary. What would be funny is to have a sentient AI that couldn't actually do anything in the physical world, just have it trapped. Yeah, it was trapped, yeah, that'd be really interesting. And then you give it arms or something. Or what if it could just strangle whoever's at the keyboard? What if there's like a facility where there's an AI right now that exists and it has all

the humans that are trapped and they've got it trapped. And we don't even know this is taking place. It's like, it's like this. It's preventing old communication that way. Humans are always doing stuff like, oh, don't worry, we've got this like lockdown in place, it's fine. Well, we have all these diseases, they're behind that glass over there. That's fine.

We got, it's really cold in that room, so no worries. And then it's like, oh, yeah, we have a bullet in West Africa. Let's just bring somebody over to Atlanta because we want to know how Bola works. So we're going to bring one of the Ebola patients over. But I do that all the time. They'll find like unaccounted for vials of smallpox in places. And we're like, oh, we didn't know this was here. And like it was contained, this will find.

But they do that all the time. They find just strains of viruses that could wipe out all of the humans. Yeah. And then why do they have it? It's like, yeah, well, they simply happened in Halo, they stored the flood for research. All right. In there.

Yeah. No, no good comes with that. So I don't understand why I love that game type though. I'm not too worried about Ebola, but I don't know why we're bringing the virus back when it's obviously been contained on the other side of the world. Is it just for testing? I think it's for treatment for them, for the people who well you know that it's better to bring it back here first Because someone's gonna just travel with it someone's gonna have it and just fly here. Why is it better to bring it back first because I'm already for it

If someone someone still flies we're still not gonna be ready for that What do you mean? Oh Patrick somebody put up water from the West Virginia thing on a RT podcast hashtag RT podcast gross It looks like egg drops You heard this but apparently like for one of the doctors they gave them like this Experimental drug that know when you existed I Guess like as soon as they found out that he might have it they gave him this this drug that's still like in super early testing to see if it would save him. It was like, if we've got this drug and there's hundreds of people dying,

give it to all of them. Yeah, they'll take it. Right, it's like, they're gonna die anyway. Yeah, that's true. That's what happens. Why do we save it for like the one American dude who's over there? This 700 other people are dead.

Right, good for it. Yeah, good. Have fun. Go nuts. Oh. Oh. Oh. You're right, that does look like a big stuff. Have fun go nuts We'll put this in the link up it's a picture of it looks like egg drop soup pouring out of a bathroom faucet Let's go and even have a little candle there

They can't let's give you working overtime tonight No, don't look yet. Oh, we must go live. Oh, no, it's smell like. Stop. Stop. It's so horrible. It's so horrible.

It's so horrible. It checks. Oh. Alright. It's fine, David. It's gone. Yeah, it's one of the things it's like I mean goes back to the water supply I completely and totally trust

That the water that comes out of the tap is safe I wouldn't go check the news every single time I'm gonna get drink water like I might be playing like Like four matches of last of us in row and while I'm waiting to match make I run and grab a glass of water Really quickly and then drink it and I'm not I'm waiting to match make I run and grab a glass of water really quickly and then drink it and I'm not Yeah, but it looks like that looks like that I'm not gonna be a big rest shake then you're then you're not gonna drink it. Well, I got caramel coming out of That way do you still drink tap water straight? I still drink tap water. You're full. Why am I fool you drink tap water, too? No, it's filled it

No, it's all the same. No, well, we discuss this in depth. It's I hate this argument Why I drink tap water all the time. I always have my whole life totally fine. It smells. She God, it smells like fecal man. It's like one of the miracles of modern life Yeah, I I agree with Bernie except where I grew up because where I grew up it sucks It's terrible, but yeah, fine. I don't remember why I got called out, but last time we brought up the Water that you could light on fire, that was crazy to me. Yeah. Where they were fracking.

Yeah. And someone told me, oh, that was debunked. But the faucet was on fire, so I don't really know how you can do that. Well, I could just just pump gas through a tap. You think it was hoax in other words? Mm, maybe. Yeah.

I think if you watch the documentary Gas Land, they show that quite a bit The the flammable water which doesn't seem to make any sense So in happier food related news the potato salad kickstarter finally funded funded and closed what was it? It was an initial goal of a gross initial goal of ten dollars initial goal was ten bucks and it made fifty five thousand four Nine two dollars did you get the eighty one point? I don't know

Damn six thousand people Yes, yeah, that's what the most recent stretch goal that I think you hit at thirty five thousand dollars Was he's gonna have an event he's gonna have a convention called potato stock twenty fourteen? Oh my god, it's gonna be in Columbus, Ohio September 27th No, he's gonna get people donate cuz it's funny. I mean we should go to that pack up their ass and go to a People who donated it know for money get to get a bite of potato salad Well, they're there But they're gonna be doing some charity stuff some fundraising. They're gonna sell concessions. They can do fundraising

stuff some fundraising they're gonna sell concessions. You can do fundraising. We're charity funds. Thanks for contributing. Come contribute some more. Yeah. They just made like collecting the charity a two-step process. What was the highest donation for that? I think it was a...

Oh god, I looked at it before we started. I mean, people look at the fuck. They'll donate lots of money. They'll donate. Shut up, Gavin. Fucking fuller. Make you fun of me for saying something funny. But you're American. No, funny. Well, you're American.

No, not. Well, you're North American. Oh, yeah. You're stupid, because you said no. You're on the side of the ocean. Whenever I go back home to visit for a long enough period, my Canadian starts coming back. You told me yesterday that you say sorry differently, or Canadian say it differently to American. Sorry.

Sorry. And you said sorry. I think that way is cute. Sorry? Yeah. Sorry. Sounds like a think that's what that was cute. Sorry. Yeah Sorry, it's like a kid like you spilled some jam or something I'm sorry. There's egg drop soup coming out of the tap Okay, I'm looking at the this started at a dollar and it went all the way up to $110 a hundred and ten dollars had 21 backers at that level. Wow. The platinum potato

$110 had 21 backers at that level. Wow. The platinum potato. Receive the recipe book, the shirt, the hat, along with a bite of the potato salad, a photo of me making the potato salad. A thank you poster to our website, and I will see you named out loud while making the potato salad. It's pretty good. He's got to say 110 names on making the potato salad.

I'm just gonna know how to make him do it like John, Peter, Tony. Dave had that for the Paneer arcade. What I think you had to say, get the yellow 2100 people's names at a duck. Yeah. He had to like go to a farm. No, he went to a farm and rented a duck. And he yelled at his name. Oh, people names in the duck. Because what happened was Paneade, as they tend to do, is when Kickstarter first started, they made fun of it.

Yeah. And they said they made fun of like how dumb kickstarter was. And then it legitimately took off. They did their own Kickstarter, but their cartoon, they talked about like, I donated five bucks. So somebody's gonna yell my name at a duck. So they made sure to include that in their Kickstarter. And I think, well, I I wanna say it was thousands of people that he had in the year.

It was like 2000 I think. I just feel sorry for this one individual duck. It's like, no one's going to. Yeah. They put, it's a today, earlier day Gabe posted, I guess a picture of them from like 2003 at San Diego Comic Con. Yeah.

And in that picture, Tyco's word in ugly internet shirt. Get the hell out of here. That's really funny. Yeah. That's awesome. It's like if you go to pin your K today, they have a journal talking about their experiences at San Diego Comic Con and he includes that picture and yeah, it's like, holy shit, that's an old ugly internet shirt that I still wear every now and then. What is the shirt like? It's the shirt I wore in the Apple Switch parody, I think. Oh, okay. Right? Yeah., you look at a check it. But under that. I think the checkershirt was Bernie's shirt and then under I went a black t-shirt on.

You still have that cherry shirt. 2,500 people. I think so. Gable shot out your name as he chases a duck. Is that? And you are a fucking Mr. Popular, right? Sorry. Sorry. Friends for you. Wasn't that a show of an octopus flipping people off eight times? Yeah, that was, that was probably the most obscure shirt I still have that as my avatar on Xbox live Like it does not translate to the new in Xbox one they have like the bigger

Digger pictures now, and so I still have the octopus and it's like a tiny little picture in that giant canvas Yeah, it's a Tucker made a drawing Is it I met left a message for you in church, is you left me a doodle of an octopus flipping me off eight times? Yeah. And I've never shown in the video. We never showed in the episode, but we made a shirt of the octopus flipping off eight times.

I liked the, the visual jokes in Arviv. There was one in out of mind where he shoots a tracking device onto the car or something. But the tracking device is a bunch of shit taped together with the picture of your face on it. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think, I want to see, I made the tracking device, I put the picture of you on it.

Yeah. We're just like looking around the office so like, what can the tracking device be? I don't know, I'll get this. It's like we were all just grabbing shit and just like taping it together. And the video is like this big and it's like, boom, across the screen,

but you can zoom in on it, it's awesome. Yeah, it's like my high school picture, was that when it? Yeah. Oh, there's the octopus. Oh, I remember looking shit you then that. No, that's it. No, there was a doodle that we made as a joke

that was gonna post it, no. We should bring that back. And then the Xbox Live Avatar is just the top hat and the head. There's no actual like hands flipping in with the off. I've always wondered what your Xbox Live was. That's it, right? That was one of the first shirts you made.

You missed your shirt. Actually, that caused the big argument between me and Jeff and Gus. Yeah, let's do it again. Do I get this? Okay, so Gus, when we started researching, and Gus and Jeff had a side business that they started. We talked about this during the morning show we were on, but actually the falling out we had a drunk gamers was that Jeff and Gus didn't want to do anything to monetize drunk gamers

in any way. Like, the goal of it was to be famous on the internet. Yes. I was like, you guys are fine. We were fucking stupid. I can admit it now. But they had a thing called data, they had a side business after we started, you know, the business model for Rucho, you started to take off, for RV and me started to take

off. They suddenly got on board, you started to take off, or RVB started to take off, they suddenly got on board, you know, with monetization, and they made an apparel shop called Wootware, and it was their own side business. And I said, okay, well, the support you guys, well, did we give you one of the designs? That was what I was, we gave you this. Combat search. There was that one on the combat search.

It was the green, the olive green version of the Sarge shirt instead of red. And then you guys could sell that in your store And that's it But the way they set it up was if you went to the Rooshie store and you clicked on that shirt It left our store and went to their store and it was like guys. That's just super shitty that you set it up that way And they're like, okay But it was like don't we like oh here go to the Rooshie store

Here's a Rooshie T shirt and when you click on it It left our store entirely and went to their store I love it Yeah, cuz you're telling it now with like a big happy smile in your face, but I can imagine the time Now if if rolls were verse and I was dealing with someone else who did that here I'd be like what the fuck is wrong with you? You have pretty much like what you guys think this is a legitimate anyway, so stupid like Such stupid. Yeah, before after shirt.wu.com

In the classic four The classic comeback as always like we didn't say that was a bad thing It's like I'm not gonna sit here and come with every fucking dumb ad scenario I come up with and tell you that they're all wrong All right, I was we were young and stupid. How do you any do that? 24 not 25. Yeah, yeah I was we the hard drive of the server was hosted on crashed and we didn't have any backups 24 not 25 yeah We the hard drive of the server was hosted on crashed and we didn't have any backups

Fuck that happened a long-hornation remember that well that crashed and The server went down wasn't it the same time the website crashed and everyone lost their images from the last like month I went to Gus one day and what what a a crash. Was it the Fragile site? Wasn't it? They had been hacked. They got hacked. Yeah. And I read the article about the Fragile site being hacked.

I should actually tell about the Fragile hack, but, um, you do remember that? I should. Don't. Oh, anyway, we read an article that the Fragile site had been hacked. It was like an 04. And so I went, he said, forms and all.

It's still do have forms, but,, but I went to Gus and I said, hey, one of the last time you had a backup of our community site, and he goes, it runs all the time. And I said, we just make sure, because the fragite outside was hacked, and I just, I got to think it about it, he goes, he goes, yeah, I'll check, he goes,

ooh, it hasn't been running at all. Like how long it had been? A year and a half? No, it's been like three months. No, it was the entirety of the social media site. And then he ran it and he set it up the cron job to make sure that it backed up. Two weeks later, our site crashed, completely crashed.

We lost all the data and the cron job once again wasn't working. So we only had that one manual backup that I had asked for two weeks prior. Yeah, I remember because the whole site is so lucky. It was just luck. Pure luck. The whole site went back two weeks.

So we lost all our journals and every image that was a primary image. It would have gone away entirely. Yeah. I mean, if the fracked us had not gotten hacked, we wouldn't have had no backups. Yep. It was going away completely. It would have been. It would have gone back to day one like October 2004.

Yeah. Maybe if we even have that. If we had a day off of the site. Yeah, but if we even have that. If we had the data for the site. Yeah, but if we had had that backed up, what's crazy is that the current, that's not the current version. It was just changed many times, but the site that we use now for community site is coming up on 10 years old. To old.

Got to fucking put a bullet in that thing. I remember testing in August of August of 2004 was when I signed up. Yeah, I think we officially launched October. Yeah, October 04. And you were in London at the time. Was I? Well, you I think I was in London later, like mid to late October. I think we were in beta.

You think you're right. I think we were in beta at the beginning of October and we launched like right around the time was there like October 5th or something. Yeah, you had a sidekick. God, yeah, I remember that sidekick. You're like one of the first persons to comment on my profile when I first signed up. What I write. You said hi with a smiley face.

Oh, nice. Good move, buddy. Good move. Sweet. My parents are dead. Can you give me a free sponsor? My first post is always great. Is that what you wrote?

Hi. Hi with a smiley. But it was like a semicolon. A bracket because you didn't have an emoticon yet. Little winky. No, it's just a smiley face. We were expecting it. Was it like a D smiley face? No, it was a bracket. So it was like this. So apparently I was wrong. Guardians of the galaxy was not a huge flop You know people have big eyes saw did you see it? Yeah, I'm not I will see it. I'm not saying great movie It's a great movie. It's very funny. It goes to show right now that Marvel pretty much has It unlocked where they can make

Superhero movies they can make superhero action movies they can make superhero comedies because this is a superhero comedy They could probably just go out and make a superhero drama right now like they can just make a superhero whatever movie Mm-hmm. Superhero really superhero- I loved it. So why not sure why not good lord with it It's cool. It's great to see a comedy with such a huge budget behind it like you never get that 170 million dollars it looks so good. And I loved it because the soundtrack was good. Like, because it starts in 1988, which is the year I was born and then goes

26 years later, and I'm 26. That's the best music. So all of the music I listen to in my mum's car when I was growing up. The soundtrack was great. That was one of the only movies I've ever seen where I finished watching it, and I instantly wanted to watch it right again. Wow. It was so good. The talking raccoon was not fucking stupid as shit. I was actually my favorite character.

Rocket was definitely up there. And Groot, obviously. Yeah, I don't know. Those trailers really turned me off for it on, but everyone loves it. I've not heard anything bad. I liked it. I think I liked it so much because I was just expecting a big bowl of turd. And because Jack liked it, I obviously thought it was gonna be crap.

Should we mention where we'll be talking about this next tomorrow? Oh yeah that's tomorrow isn't it? Yeah. We're launching a TV and film podcast. Yeah. Tomorrow. Screenplay. We'll be live streaming it as usual for sponsors and then releasing it on iTunes and all the other regular distribution channels. Also the no the next day. Just like the patch. Yes. It's called screenplay. Yes. Lot of different names were suggested. I was really sad that my name didn't get picked. What was your name? It was called Lens Flare but Flare was felt like Flare like FLA I. It's not the Flare. I would have

called it Light's Camera Podcast. Yeah we were like lists and lists of names and just like any title. Like 50% of the people liked just about every title and 50% of the people absolutely hated every other title. Yeah, we just got to a point where the bunch of people in the room was like, who likes this one? Like just trying to figure out which titles got the most hands raised. It's like, okay, here, that one. There, let's go. And as you said to me, they said screenplay. I said, nope, terrible. Because it's like it sounds like here, that one, there, let's go. And they actually said to me, they said screenplay. I said, nope, it's terrible. Because it sounds like a screenplay, like it sounds like it's about writing, like, fifth to,

like, or you should be writing, like, about scripts, you know? And they said, well, we're gonna make the logo such that the play part is like a play button, I go, that's perfect, that's fine. Great, good, that's great. That was like, once they twisted that, I was like, okay, that's great. And we're working on the logo for it right now

and everything else, all the graphics. So, kind of close. Screenplay, well, this is a pilot that And we're working on the logo for it right now and everything else, all the graphics. So kind of close. Screen play, well, this is a pilot that we're doing. The first thing we do is have a- I mean, if you think about like the patch, the first episode of the patch was called Rooster Teeth Game Hour. Which still upsets Gus and-

We have a logo, nothing G-H. Don't you remember that horrible fucking logo that Gus made? My mic is dying. But that horrible logo that Gus made that kept making fun of? What's funny is, do you remember the logo when we got in got the patch. Do you remember or did you notice when I put up the devil three let's play I use that fucking font again to write hardcore. Oh, did you

live in my god specifically because I remember you didn't like it. That's O2. That past logo. I should go back and find the email chain. I said to Matt about that like going look at this fucking bullshit. This went went up it represented our company. We actually mad about it It was horrible. It was so I had to make it like terrible to like make it look like it was intentionally mad It was like you have to realize it was like the Ruchie logo which has a lot of black in it It was like it was the blue starburst one the blue starburst background, but then it has black and yeah I'll try to pull up I'm sure someone tweet was I get a tweet to be hold up

Yeah, we will find that shit Or they hold up on iTunes Is the patch a year old the patches over a year old started nice of 23rd time flies this year Just been shit away. Here's my shitty version of it that I made All he did was add the internet and the RSS logo If you took that away that was it. Yeah, It was just Gus wrote the patch over the Ruchuji logo. Hey, man, I was desperate. I know.

I know. You're a very busy person. You take what you can get. It's the same as versus. Like the first episode of versus didn't have all of Patrick's cool art on it. It was just text that I put on in Final Cut. Yeah, it's going to start.

Yeah, sometimes you have to like make the show first, and then if it works, then you've padded out with all the good stuff. I love the artwork for verses. If it shows up, I'll have to point it away in time. Yep, there it is. That's the logo he made. Oh my god, it's so bad.

It's so bad. Patrick, I'm going to send this to you. So fucking good. Did you make it like that to be a piece of shit? No, I mean it like that because I have 30 seconds to get it done. I can take the graphic design is, graphic design is tough. Like, when I just mungle, it makes it look so easy. To make the, yeah,

and rising or so talented, it's like, they just take letters and they bevel them a little bit and they put some lighting on it and all that stuff. Whenever I start, like, if I'm gonna make a PowerPoint presentation for one of my speeches, it's just like, it always looks like a 12 year old made it.

I have no talent for that at all. None. All right, I'm sending this to you, Patrick. Yeah, all of my stuff is like a bevel thing with a drop shadow. Mine is white letters with a black stroke. It looks good though. Oh, I got it's easy. It looks good. Not fancy or anything. All right. This is great. Oh, yeah. Are you sure? Yeah, you start with nothing like you just have a blank slate. Yeah, how what do I do first? I will say the other the alternate design that didn't get made was really cool, too It was kind of a tough decision on which one we picked just like how it looks like their Lego characters on a train Srain Ryan here. I would they'd look like the little people are the little tikes

What are they called? Yeah little people. Yeah, oh there it is Wow, so terrible that was up on I-tune. Oh, I thought there was a base so too font, I used that's not base so too, that's something else. Like the, like the, the Blah-Rill mixes with the black and the background, we just looks like, really shit. It looks like it's an accident. It just looks like someone sneezed on the logo.

It looks like we're announcing the end of our company. That's what it looks like. Oh, here's the graph that now is like our company is over closing soon. Like please buy all the shit, because we're closing. You're welcome. We're welcome award winning podcast Is it the patch when I watch I don't think the patch has it right no, I think this will be for the podcast awards

I think this coming awards will be the first time it's always a change the name of it to what the award keep it fresh Rename it's Andy will come a con troly bot. Yeah, and the movie podcast can be called the away It's renamed the best 10 year Can we do that? Sandy you'll come a con podcast. Did I ever tell you you know Brian dunkelman one of the hoops from American idols Yeah, we talked about him. I didn't I talked to you about it on the podcast. Do you know what his podcast is called what the dunk tank? What what what makes sense actually that makes sense, actually. That makes sense.

Yeah, but it's like, it sounds like drunk tanks. Well, because I can't believe actually, actually, I think it's that's a thing. I wanted to have outrage, but it's actually a very appropriate name. Yeah. I just thought it was funny because it's so similar to drunk tank. It is. And how do you know about the Ruchete's podcast? Should we, should we have a rebranding of the Ruchete's podcast?

Sure. Back to drunk tank. Well, why? Because the ride to Meadows, you know, linked it should we have a rebranding of the Rocee podcast sure back to drunk tank real why because the right like you know when they have a product they make it new and they go back like coped it right let's go back okay sure all good I'll be on the drug I was listening to a drunk tank this week who listen to which one I was listening to somebody posted on Reddit that I was asking Jack and Jeff. It was me, Jack and Jeff on a podcast. And I was asking them like, just you three. Yeah, yeah.

And I was asking them, I don't know where Gus was, but I was asking them, do you guys think you'll ever get up to like six player co-op because they announced that Reach was going to have six player co-op, which was insinuated by the trailer. That's what Jack was saying. Didn't know. You know, it didn't at all. But then he was insinuating that was going to have six player co-op, which it was insinuated by the trailer. That's what Jack was saying. Didn't, though. You know, it didn't at all. But then he was insinuating that was gonna have six player co-op. I go, could you ever get six people together and regularly basis to play video games?

And Jeff goes, yeah, but the other five would be fucking retards. What is that, you're right. What is that, you're right. It was very predictive. It came true. He's like the nostrilidomas of our times. He is. He is. I love conversation. I love conversation. There's a lot of conversations like that that happened on a podcast where we get proved wrong.

There was a conversation I had with Jeff in the car once we were talking about let's plays because we only did let's plays on a Friday and then we found that the Minecraft could actually be like in every Friday kind of thing. So then we had to start let's plays on the different day for other games we did Monday and eventually and I was like, do you think Monday we're doing like multiple Let's plays every day of the week? And he was like, you're tired. It doesn't know we're going to happen. Done. How are we going to do that many? And now we're actually doing like two a day pretty much sometimes.

Yeah. Yeah. We got the weekends. We had one each day of the weekend now too. Yeah. And I was saying it is a joke to be honest. I was like, yeah, we just keep going. Just keep doing it. And now we absolutely just turn out. We also have 11 employees now, right?

Yeah, we have a new one. Axel Matt and Jeremy. I don't know his last name. That's a weird last name. I thought that's 11. Six, six, the six achievement her guys. Uh, Lindsey Kaden, uh, Caleb, Caleb, uh, Jeremy, Matt, you can't Sarah Sarah in there? Dirk? Get up to 13 really quickly. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna read this here. What I'm mind everyone, this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Squarespace. Squarespace is the only one platform that makes it fast and easy to create your own professional website, portfolio, or online store. Squarespace has been around for nine years and they're constantly improving their platform with new features, new designs, and even better support. They have beautiful designs for you to start with and they have a ton of style options you can create a unique website for you or your business. They recently released 20 new customizable templates and every design automatically

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Bob was doing a frog impression. What does that mean? I think we should do like you close up on Bob's throat. This is really good. Can we get one? It's cold on it. Cold spas. It's entertaining, Gavin.

Yeah. You should go back and watch the podcast, The Patch from last week, because cold was running the lightboard. And at the end of the patch, we dim all the lights. Yeah, you should go back and watch the podcast the patch from last week because Cole was running the lightboard and at the end of the Patch we dim all the lights. Yeah, and it's just like a thing we do because it's like a news program. So we dim it. We're all in silhouette like talking about stuff, but like Something was wrong with the lightboard Cole went over hit a button and they're like proud of done So like all the lights were done except for Ryan except for Ryan's and it's just in his full I mean, I mean, entire credit So you know the thing where you like shuffle papers and have a fake conversation like you just go like

What's up with this mic? I put it up with that mic. I don't know. They're basically the set for Barbara. Sorry, but like keep making noise for everybody listening I'm like this. What's my throat? Jeez the fuck is that weird? I don't even know how you would do that. I'm gonna answer that for yes, that's weird. You just use the back of your tongue. All right So many things that I can't take You're welcome audio Do you have a do that with a nobody go no knob in your gop did you hear about the a hotel in in New York who was going to start finding people

if they left negative reviews for them on Yelp? 900 bones. If you had an event there and you contracted the hotel and if any of your guests left a negative review on Yelp, they would charge you 500 bucks per negative review. What? How can they do that? That's going to be illegal. And then after the story broke and got out, then they replied with, oh, it was just a joke. We weren't serious. Yeah, I bet they. Yeah, right. Yeah. So fucking stupid. You know what? When you said the hotel in New York, I thought you're gonna go a different direction. So can they just do that? Is that like, well, they you put it deposit down and then if you sign terms and conditions, yeah, pretty much,

they can do that. If they want to. Like this year for E3, hotel accommodations are really, really difficult for two events. They're really difficult for E3 and they're really difficult for San Diego Comic Con. Both the PUCAS. Come and come and say Diego or San Diego Comic Con, I'm really confused. They're really hard to get hotels for that. And I went on Airbnb and I found right by E3, which is in downtown Los Angeles, I found it right by E3, which is in downtown Los Angeles. I found a loft, two lofts that we could rent in this building, apartment building for E3. And it was like 190 bucks a night.

It was like, that's not bad. And it could like two different bedrooms. So we could put two people in there for like a hundred bucks a night each. And that was like, perfect. So I did it and all that stuff. And someone goes, oh, we realized we could charge more for those weekends

So we're canceling your reservation. Wow. That's basically that's what the thing came back to me as that play really yeah I mean it's not like a contract you are Reserves that that charge me yet. I mean I guess I get I agreed to that you know that they can cancel reservations I didn't actually go through I'm not gonna read the terms and service I'm just not that I don't I not that I'm not time in my life. So I just did that thing where I googled like Airbnb reservation canceled and other people have been canceled. And then they were quoting the terms of service. And I was like, okay, that's probably why it's really shitty, but I guess it's fine. It's pretty shitty. It's pretty shitty. So,

goddamn. Someone on Twitter asked, this was this Eli Elstein asked, do you think you'll ever get big enough to someone can introduce? Okay, you guys think you're... You're your iPhone talks like it British dude? Yeah, someone on Twitter asked, do you guys think you're gonna get big enough so someone can introduce to someone named Jessica from accounting? I assume they're asking if we'll ever get to the point where you have to introduce someone as being from a certain department. I feel like we're already there. We've asked from you. Because we have Ashley from a county.

We will thought of the same person. Yeah, we have Ashley who works here on the know and then we also have Ashley in the county. Yes, of Chris and Sales and Chris Demaris. Yes, so yes, we definitely will get to that point where we answer your nonsensical question. You know what, I always try to introduce those people through game time, but then also through whenever we go to the RT podcast at RTX because usually like everybody from the company comes to that Showing of RT of the podcast and it's like I remember two years ago I introduced Ashley Shoemaker had her stand up and say hello because she'd have been like working the store that entire

Fringtime and then and then this year at our text we talked about Mike. Right. And the context of bringing the warthog over. Oh yeah. And our app designer, Mr. Dunkelman. Yeah. When I said hello to him, I waited till after our text to post my dunkelmania selfie. But you won dunkelmania. Yeah, I had all five of us. So I took a selfie with Barb's parents at RTX like on day one. Yeah. And I said, this is my and I tweeted this is my best selfie. And then all the staff members started taking selfies with the Dunkleman's. Mm-hmm. Over the course of it. Apparently some attendees did it as well. Did they really? Yeah. That's so awesome. I saw one tweet where it was a picture of my parents

from like far away. Like they were somewhere down the hall. And it was like, Barbara, I see your parents. And like, it's just fucking creepy. All right, it's funny. Don't call me in here from afar. I also love that they went to the Rusey podcast and not the entire world's podcast. We were not for, we were not the six three day of the night for drinks. A group of us went out and I had somebody stop me in the

bathroom at the bar, which I was totally okay with, but it last, the conversation lasted way too long. Like it was like like they kept wanting to talk about stuff over standing in the bathroom Were you at the urinal? No, I was not at the urinal so you don't have cock and hand I didn't have cock and hand cock had been put away No, I had I had I had essentially I had cock hands So I did have to watch like you're giant penis There is a porn that is that it's Edward penis hands. It is it is I'm pretty sure I'm not getting What did they call it Edward dick and I'm sure it's Nikki sticks from Motley cruise in it Am I remembering that completely wrong? Does every finger piece of actually? No, it's just a key got like to like like

He looks like something he looks like something that would fight Godzilla. It looks like you've got to be like Baraka from Mortal Kombat. God. Edward Pean is hands. Who's in that? You don't look that up on IMDB right? I don't have porn on IMDB. Edward Pean is hands video 1991. Is there an IMDB for porn?

You want to hear the premise for this? I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. George were saleswoman stumbles across Edward and upon discovering the dot dot dot advantages of his hand substitutes brings him home where he falls in love with her daughter. Oh, there we go. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. She was it was credited as Nikki six.

So could he spit roast to go by himself? You know, it was probably wise. It was probably one of the porn stars that just take somebody else's name. Have you ever seen that yeah, yeah, it depends on his reach his wingspan That could be like this Like that I don't think you call that a spit roast Like a pain Or you do roller All right Pain roller Jesus no, yeah, happy. No, there was a point in time and I got fooled by that because I was younger when I heard about this

There was a point time when when porn stars would just take famous people's names Yeah, they'd add like an x to it right. It's changed a little bit Dean. What no, what was it? There's a James Dean porn stars. There's no two ease. Yeah Like what is that you they can just like assume like famous people's names? There's not a infinite amount of names in the world and you can't trademark a name for my Irish Has Jordan ever told you about his man? You know my favorite point star is what? Sandiego Comic Con April and Neil oh Jordan is friends with her

Jordan's friends with April and Neil who is a porn star porn star, but she obviously took her name from Ninja Turtles April and Neil okay, very enough unless her name is actually April Neil who's a porn star. A porn star, but she obviously took her name from Ninja Turtles. April and Neil. Okay, very enough. Unless her name is actually April Neil, which is possible. It is not. Probably not. Her stage name. The Ninja Turtles movie could be our profession next week, right?

Jordan's a man of mystery. He is. Why does he know April and O'Neal the porn star? I think they refer to high school. Oh, okay. Yeah. Friends. I'm not allowed to say anything about Jordan or predictions about Jordan

because he gets mad. He gets mad He hit you once. I guess man it kicks me in the balls. Kitchens, right? We talked about that last time he was on the podcast. Yeah, I thought he only used to do that when you first met him. Yeah, he still does that No, what do you worry about? I always say Jordan is Jordan for a guy who takes stories about us and animates them in more ridiculous ways He's probably the most private person that works here. Yeah Probably they might be someone here. Yeah. Probably. There might be someone here I don't know. You're not making an effort to get to know him.

What, Jordan? Yeah. No, I'm saying he doesn't like when we actively doesn't like when we talk about certain things. Oops. And I would mention what those were, but he would get mad at me for talking to you about them. He would get very mad.

I'm not gonna bring it up. You go ahead and bring it up. You're risking your tape, because I'll kick you in the butt. I love you, Jordan. Yeah. You're risking your tape. I love kick you in the I love you Jordan. Yeah, risking your tape. Um, a people are now posting pictures of like stored employees from our gx like, hey, we met the, we met the people you're talking about.

It's like Ashley and like pictures, I guess they took with them with themselves over at the store. I've only saying that last year someone asked for her autograph. I think she signed an autograph again this year. She was like, you don't want that. Why do you want that? Actually, it's pretty funny. I didn't really get to know her. Like she worked for like two years before I even spoke to her because you know I'm scared of people but she's really funny. Yeah, I never really until I moved at the old

studio until I moved upstairs and had to sit like yeah in that same little area. She I didn't know until we went to Pax. What's he's a Paxie? And she just has the filthiest mouth. Oh you let me see. Yeah to accept. Yeah, she swears like a champion. It's great. Yeah, they're really fun. And she's tall as shit. Yeah, how tall is that? She's a college athlete. I think she's six feet. Yeah, she's six feet. She seems taller than six feet to me.

I want to mention that thing. Once again, here we go. Hight is always something that people can comment on. If you're tall, people people feel totally comfortable commenting on it. You know? I don't know why they didn't say much. I don't think if you're short people are comfortable commenting on how short you are.

I'd say you're. If you've been a really short dude, you wouldn't go, well, you're really short. Well, maybe more girls then. Yeah. A lot of girls would be like, you're so tiny. Yeah. So little.

Well, for a girl, it's cute to be small. I know, tell me about it. It's like, fucking band of my, I hate being tall. Yeah, that's tall. Do you? I hate it. I've hated it my entire min. I hate being tall. Yeah, that's tall. Do you? I hate it. I've hated it my entire life.

I'm five foot nine. High is like curly hair. People always envy us of other people's like hair. Everyone wants what they don't have. Yeah, everybody wants what they don't have. I think it's because I was five nine ever since I was 12 years old. So, I was the tall awkward girl in middle school that nobody wanted to dance with at the school dances.

What's something about you that just happened naturally that you would change? Hey? Please say your face. Gus. I don't know. What, what, what, what, what changed about me? Like, what's complied about your hair being like, I would probably change my hair. Yeah. I mean, I, what hair would you go for?

Gus is hair. Hey. Gavin's. Like who? Who in the- Tim Gettys. Tim Gettys hair. Perfect hair. He has good. Yeah, yeah dapper gentleman I think you like gels with those though, so it's like perfect. Hi maintenance had there. That's fine

Man, listen, I can't even put in the time with this fucking hair It's it's Michael and I have the same hair. He knows this is it. It's like this reason why I started wearing a hat halfway through the podcast I like your curly hair Bernie. What's that? I like it. Well, that's very nice of you. Yeah, take it out Out take it out. take it out sorry not gonna do it So one thing I want to mention a fast That they wanted me to mention Lute crate as well. I guess that we had part of our indiegogo this day the people over there sales As part of the indiegogo fulfillment we're gonna be sending out some loot crates this fall

I like you're asking me why that's something right and they wanted me to remind people about it You go to so loot crates basically just a Why are you asking me why that's something to think? Right, and they wanted me to remind people about it. You go to, so loot crates basically just a service that sends out like a bunch of like geeky stuff in a box. Enormous, you pay. You pay. With the Indiegogo campaign. 1337 a month. That was.

And they just send you stuff. Wildly popular. And this one looks to be comic book themed. There's some Deadpool socks. Oh, you want those? Yes. Patrick sent you new image. I've got a Joker as Loki. So it's a box that comes once a month

to Loki and was a month right and it's got random stuff in it but random stuff with a theme. Yeah, and this one's comic themed and the artist will be Ristri themed and you go to loopkate.com slash Ristri cheats to sign up but that will not get you the The special one we said as part of our Parks for Indiegogo Darth Vader keychain Look there's a rocket raccoon comic in here. Wow, so I read this in prep. He's carrying a loot crate I am not kidding. There's a loot crate in his hand. Oh wow And this is the pass it over to him And there's a few other things.

There's like this little village comic, this poster. A CD. Rocky Raccoon was the best part of gardens. Absolutely. I agree. What was the best part? I want you magnet.

The best part. The rocker was fucking awesome. The rocker is got the rocket. He was just so funny. The funniest part of the movie was Yeah, right? What was the fun? 1337 but shit. I really liked I don't want to spoil anything I my funny spot to me was when Groot went mental and then turned around a smile with a guy I like the leg part the leg pot. Yeah, it was pretty dope It was amazing how they got so much comedy out there is a certain CG moment escape where they needed a leg I think I think that like a rocker raccoon. I honestly rocker raccoon was the it's a comedy

There's so many fucking characters in it. We were talking about the villain the villain is literally just like here is villain That's yeah, you really don't do born from a puddle with face play. Yeah, it's like oh this guy is a villain So he's trying to do villain you know, villainous stuff. And it's like, you know, no justification, nothing, just like, I want to destroy these people because I don't like them. It's like, well, we like those people, so don't destroy them. That's literally the whole thing.

And you don't give a fuck at all. You really don't give a fuck. I didn't realize the blue one with the shaved head was the same bird from Doctor Who. It's fucking amazing. She shaved her head for real. Yeah. Yeah, she looked, she was really cool.

I didn't realize until right at the end of the movie because I saw her name in the opening credits. And I was like, when is she gonna be in the movie? And then I realized that it was her the whole time. There's a very important character to the Marvel Universe that appears in Guardians of Galaxy as well. The guy in the chair.

Yeah. So they didn't really say that he was gonna be in it. At all. Well, he was at the end of the Avengers. Yeah, well, just with the talking about everybody who hasn't fucking seen the movie yet, dumbass. So, god damn. You're Bernie even tried to cut you off of that, yep.

And you're just still fucking plowing right through it. Well, I mean, people who stayed to see the end of Avengers have probably seen Guardians already, right? Probably, but maybe so. Good point, but good point, Bob, right? High five, yes. Yeah, yeah I'm sure people that that saw a billion dollars with a box office They all manage to fit in a hundred million dollars of box office in the first weekend. I'm sure that happened Gus did you see the end of the Avengers? The end of the Avengers. Yeah, and you have you seen Guardians of Galactic? No busted fucking your fucking

Dash to pieces he doesn't see movies within the first two opening weeks. Oh Whenever it's It does it. It does it. It does it. affect how fast they can turn over a movie theater too. Because now everyone is for Marvel sitting all the way through the end of the movie. Do they contract? Oh, I guess yeah, they could be cleaning while the credits are going on. Yeah, they always do. Yeah, now they've got to wait for some people to leave. As someone who used to work in a movie theater, I could tell you that is the most annoying thing of people just sitting through the fucking credits when you're Way into clean and now it's the entire theater sits through Marvel movies

I don't know why they train people to do that although then they put the time limit in the alamo of like 10 minutes Yeah, clean the whole place in 10 minutes. Yeah, I'm sure that's standard here. I'm sure they disinfect those tables and 800 tables. It's a good thing the lights never come on Full intensity black light Yeah, there's y'all it's very funny you should definitely see it yeah I'll I'll try to get out there a little faith after seeing the trailer and Jack was right it was good it was it was very good it was very was I hooked on a feeling song in the

movie oh yeah it's it's it's it can't be in just it's it's can't be really well though going going in good spirits because it's it's worth it so rocker easily the best part now you're gonna get a good spirit you're gonna get a high I just gotta figure out step one get drunk and okay there you go. Good spirits literally So there's our projected logo for screenplay guys I'm never fanzied that one just not even centered that came from the John Burke John B underscore seven Those white pixels on the top of that I obviously didn't make that What a star bit fucking right clean amateur hour over here the pixelization on the over-shoots. He's I could have done that way better to compressed

Yeah, he did that in 20 seconds. He did probably do in faster than it took me I'm like a cave man when I have to open Photoshop Jeff likes to come over and watch me anytime. He knows I'm using Photoshop Well, he's really good with it, and I'm just like like I don't know like using tools the wrong way and and Just like really slow about doing everything I Just cuz I like I Get into it and bending it and everything else. Oh listen if you're not anybody who collects comics

They put those little bags with the tape on it and it's like the way they treat the comic is like comics nipa those little bags with the tape on it and it's like the way they treat the comic is like That's one of my and then your collection these spent 20 years building is worth about five bucks and your mom gives it away to garage sale Every fucking come I do like treating stuff badly It's satisfying why well like stuff that people take a lot of care of if I just don't it's funny to me Like with my Xbox whenever I shut the distray. I'll just slam it as hard as I can. Because it doesn't affect it like the Xbox still works. I just think it's grew you recently. Well, I did. It did. It did reverse. I pulled out of the distray off. But it's not kind of a spoiler. No. Wait, what's the spoiler? I

said the character who's important to the Marvel Universe. Oh, never mind. There's a lot of important characters. It could be Dr. Doom Could be Silver Surfer. It could be Doctor Who? Could be Doctor Strange. Are they gonna Doctor Strange movie? They announced like all the Marvel movies for like 10 years Everything I don't know yeah, I really don't know like whenever there's a new trailer or something about a comic book movie or anything Well, I probably asked me what's this about what's that about and I always have to tell I have no idea I totally missed a boat on all things comic related. I seem surprising to me. I have just no Kid yeah, you read a lot. Yeah, would you read? Oh? Everything books. Yeah, my cement. Yeah, my cement read

Yeah, I love I'm scared in my head you're the ner the notice of the founding members of Roo City. I, yeah, yeah. I'll go with that. Why, yeah. Yeah. Do you read like school books or anything else? Yeah, both.

Did you read the catcher in the ride? Did you read the catcher in the ride? Did you read the catcher in the ride? Heeded catcher in the ride. Heeded catcher in the ride too. Did you read the whole road? Yep, right on the road. Jack Carolek?

We've got our mission. Overrated. He's the shit. I told you, they couldn't agree with you more. Like, catcher in the ride is the doni-darkle of books. It is. It's a shit. Oh, Gar- They couldn't agree with you more. Like, catcher in the rye is the Donnie Darkle of books. Yeah. It is. It absolutely is.

No, you know what, it's, you know, if you, if you read catcher in the rye and then you go see Rebel without a cause, the James Dean movie, where he's like this big Rebel, it's like, shut the f- give just this kid's not even interesting. I mean, Rebel without a cause is like, it must have been very, revolutionary for the time. And it's just like one of those things where other movies have built on it since then like Ferris Bueller's day off

Would you imagine at the time was great but now it's fucking awesome That's a thing you're trapped. It's a great movie. No, buddy isn't absolutely it is you're a lunatic not talk shit You're a British fucking lunatic. What do you mean Ferris Bueller's day off? It's not good about that movie cool and like all hit back then it was kind of cool He was skipping school and doing that crap. There's not impressive now because shit. Why is that movie? It's not good about that movie. It's not good about that movie. It's not good about that movie. It's not good about that movie. It's not good about that movie. It's not good about that movie. It's not good about that movie. It's not good about that movie.

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from a dancing journey dancing yeah yeah Jennifer Gray principal Rooney's great principal Rooney's great even his secretary's great. All the characters. Affairs, Affairs, dealers they off are fantastic except for movies alone. She's a little thin. But every recently. No, how many times do you see that movie? Uh, my brother worked in a movie theater and so I got to go sit and watch free movies. So there's like a two-year span where I saw every fucking movie like five or six times. Critters, tremors, good critters too specifically. Ferris Bueller's D'Auf, Peewee's Big Adventure, RoboCop, all those movies, like in that time frame I just went and saw.

Bitches leave. That's how you're one quote, you're in RoboCop. They were quoting RoboCop on the car's kitchen. And what? Go Robo. Who says in RoboCop on the car to Chippa. And what? Go Robo. Who says go Robo? When he, like, wakes up in the beginning and he becomes RoboCop and he's walking through that line of people, one of the guys like Craynes' head into his view and goes, go Robo. That's how he goes.

Paul is a great director. Paul is such a great director. He's directed some of the best movies ever. He directed RoboCop. He directed Starship troopers He directed Basic instincts and he directed um showgirls Showgirls is such a great fucking movie. It's so it's like bad cinema. It's so great. Have you ever seen long kiss can I yeah? Where sent me all Jackson goes flying out of that building?

See listen long kiss tonight has some of the best one liners ever live movie. When he goes, he goes, when Samuel Jackson says, you made an assumption and you know what they say when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you, an option. That's a great one. And when he talks about the girl, but let's jog him with the big boobs.

And when he like crinoma, he swirves off the road. He swirves off the road. You need to be able to go, why do you look in it? And he's all excited because he saw a girl with big boobs. He's like, he's like, he goes, that you got to stop and look at something like crazy. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

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It was. They're the pirate movie. What the fuck is that pirate movie called pirate movie? Yeah, it was pirate movie with Gene and Davis and it bankrupted Carole Co. Completely. Oh, Carole Co. Yeah. I never count about that. Turn it Terminator. Yeah, Terminator. They have to suck fucking see logo. Yeah, they had huge

franchises in this movie. What the fuck was that called the genie Davis pirate movie? Well, it was at the movie that had a Kurt Russell. Cutthroat Island. Thank you. Cutthroat Island. I don't remember that. I don't remember that. I don't remember that. I don't remember that. Pirate movies. You say people don't like pirate movies? I think the pirates are the Caribbean franchise that may disagree with you. I was thinking of whoa, whoa, that's not really pirates. Is it pirates? I never saw a lot of pirates.

I think pirates and zombies are probably the key. Whoa, it had an incredible budget for such a piece of crap. Yeah, huge budget. Yeah, that's all I know about that. I know Kim and Costner's in it and the world's flooded. Yeah, I know that he's an A.S. Gills. What is that? flooded. Yeah, I know that he's an a as gills. What's about it? Cutthurt Island had a total cost of as high as $115 million and the US total gross was 10 million. Oh my God.

And that was in 19. That's like 96. That's like setting fire to a room full of money. Yeah, I mean, listen, no, if I imagine full of money, not many movies had $100 million budget back in the 90s. Not many movies had that. million dollar budget spec in the nineties not many movies had that like what do you think the budget for Jurassic Park was I think it was like I think I looked it up recently I think it was like 80 million I want to say it was 60 million or something like that I'm gonna guess 75 million and Jurassic Park was at the beginning of the nineties you know yes and it nice for use a lot of computer animation that hadn't been used before yeah

in terminator I think terminator two was a yeah production budget 63 million dollars on what Dress apart sorry gross 402 million dollars terminator two had an interesting trailer that was that like really extended trailer with them It's one of the worst trailers for movie ever made the one where they like putting together the robot. Yes It's one of the worst trailers for a movie ever made the one with like putting together the the right book Yes, no, well, there's a whole there's there's there's a trailer for Terminator I'm gonna spoil what happens in Terminator 2 if you've never seen the franchise. You should watch it. I'm a prick Terminator 2 No one will remember this because the trailer I mean they all know the premise of the movie now the trailer

Gave away the fact that Arnold Schwarzenegger was good. In the second trade, in the second movie, the whole first act of that movie is a big twist. They're setting up, but everybody knew it going in because the trailer completely gave away that Arnold was a good guy. Yeah, that was so stupid. In the whole movie, there's a lot of ambiguity and even in terms of... Oh, there's a moment with the T-1,000 as a cop and the reason why T-1,000 is a cop is because he looks like a good guy. And then the terminator T-1,000 are coming down the hallways at the roses.

Yeah. And it looks like he's there to kill John Connor and oh, no, he's the good guy. And that's the big twist, but you're like, this isn't even a moment. They completely fucking ruined that. Maybe they were worried that the sequel wouldn't be watched unless they did something crazy with the trailer. They did give a rationale for why they didn't I camera where it was. I guarantee today there's no fucking way James Cameron lets that trailer go out today. There's no way.

I think they did something with the other trailer where it's just kind of a mechanical building the robot. I think they spent like a hundred grand on shooting that. And that wasn't used in the movie, right? That was just stuff that was just. It was just like it was none of the shots in that were in the movie. It was just like shots of them building a robot. Yeah, it was cool. Yeah, yeah Terminator two cost a hundred and two million dollars to make and that was like

91 91 yeah, it cost almost double almost double not really cost a lot more in Would-dress park cost to make which is funny because I would put those things like Totally same. I mean it's really good movie. Yeah, terminate your salvation cost 200 million make. Yes. That's like two cutthroat islands It's like two mansions of money. What was it? Can you guess what the budget of the first terminator was? Oh god I want to see 40 million. No, no six million maybe If that's stop motion Oh, which I can't believe we're launching a film in TV podcast for talking about movies and the game stuff this week But a budget was six million dollars

6.4 million dollars. Yeah James Cameron was like copying going to universities and copying photocopying how to make movie film like books like Educational books about how to expose film and stuff Guys a guy that guy is a fucking genius. I know he's supposedly like really possible to work with. But I had a really hard time with early movies though, with crew. He shot a lot of stuff at Pinewood Studios in England and he wasn't used to the way a British film crew works and like they were just giving him shit

because he wanted to do it the American way. I think he's just, I think it's the Cameron way. I think he's exceptionally demanding. I haven't ever heard a story that said anything different about him he's a fucking when you fucking get on the walk I mean dude get on the proven himself yeah I do it his way yeah I mean just you are wrong yeah yeah yeah James cameras right yeah yeah there's no two ways there's like there's not even a discussion

oh what he made some you know he's making a movie for for your four hundred million dollars that'll never make money biggest movie ever made you know, he's making a movie for for your four hundred million dollars. That'll never make money Biggest movie ever made you know, I mean avatar. Yeah, I mean every every One said it was gonna be a flop or Titanic I was like he's building a 90% scale replica of the Titanic. Why not the whole hundred percent scale replica He's wasting so much money flop. No fucking huge biggest movie up to that point to make an avatar again Like a leaven academy or something. Yeah, then avatar again. We were like, oh, he's wasting so much money on this movie. It's never gonna make money. Biggest movie ever. Yeah. Is it still the biggest movie ever? Yeah.

For in terms of box office, yeah, nothing's past it. But that's just because of the technical way it was made. Go ahead. It's the biggest movie because of technicality. I thought it was... What does that mean? Well, it's not a good movie. Oh, it's the biggest movie ever made because it was we wrote the amount the largest amount

Yeah, yeah, but it people watched it because it was kind of different to other movies I think people want to see it because it was such a they knew it was gonna be such a huge spectacle Yeah, like and some people play that right jaws was the same way when they were making jaws It was a huge flop. I think the original budget for jaws was $3 million and it ended up costing $10 million in the 70s. And the shark kept breaking and everything like that. And Steven Spiller even says that the the shark breaking and then unable to show the shark in the first like 45 minutes of the movie, it made him more like Alfred Hitchcock and less like Roger Corman because he would just have the shark from the beginning like

Chew and on shit, but he couldn't do it So he had to do this thing with like this like never see the shark You only see it under the water and stuff like this is so totally badass made jaws of classic Yeah, in fact jaws they were so convinced it was gonna be a flop They put jaws out in the summer and that's when nobody went to see movies in the summer back then because people are doing outdoor activities. And so they put movies in the summer to let them die basically and it made the summer blockbuster season.

The reason we watch movies in the summer now is because of jaws. Wow. Absolutely crazy. That's cool. All right. What's about time and around? But the thing was is that Steve Spielberg, every time someone would go wrong and they their budget would go up, he'd go, movies are just going to be that much better.

Look how much money we're spending on this movie. He totally got it back then. Optimist, glass is definitely half full. Average our grossed $760 million domestic worldwide it has grossed $2.7 billion. That's a lot of it. That's a lot of it. That's a lot of it.

That's a lot of it. That's a lot of it. That's a 2 billion worldwide, or outside of the US. 2 billion worldwide, yeah, so it did 2 billion outside the US. Fuck it out. Yeah, I totally thought it was. Yeah, I totally thought it was. Yeah, I totally the US two billion worldwide. Yeah, so did two billion outside the US Fuckin' crazy dude. I'm tired. Can it just for reference here. It was that Titanic did 1.5 billion outside the US 2.2 billion total wow Crazy lots lots of bees doing all right. All right. Well, thanks everyone for watching I'm gonna go back to my own 10 million tomorrow with an episode of screenplay Wednesday with an episode of the patch and next Monday with another episode

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