Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #284

Episode Date: August 12, 2014

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So I've been waiting all day. I'll be long. So I've been waiting all day all too long You know we're supposed to film this short on Friday and then like last week, right? I was like, okay, let's just wait. We can't film it on Friday We're gonna film it on Monday. Don't worry first thing you come in. We're gonna bang short out not gonna take very long We're gonna we're just hot. We're gonna knock this short out. It's like, okay, okay? I think we started filming it with like six p.m. Yeah And I think the only one to blame for this is you for believing it. You're the dumb one.

What point do you think that would be at the case? I mean, it's just that they tried to start in the morning and so I'm just confused and with PM overall. Like what's going on here? We did it. It was really fast. But then of course I had to play some last of us. So I ran over and we played like one round of last. I was a multiplayer and then it was like four minutes till air So Gavin and I were running around like crazy trying to get over here to set usually the last of us crew for just leisurely plays Ryan Michael you and me and we played a few gifts today without riding a Michael and they did not go well

Yeah, we just got down over it. It was basically just a lot of footage of us just like crawling around next to each other Coffin blood and stuff. It was like Saturday. Oh, yeah, we're all carrying out a lot. We're gonna have to do the whole whole show Ourself. Yeah, you should have the like last second. We're like, okay, two spooky pie cats. We got to see us like sprawled across it. Yeah, Rose. We just yeah, that was the original. Shall we talk about your do? Well, before we get there. We shall we so while we're filming this short, like you, before we get there. We shall. So while we're filming this short, like, you know, we're like halfway through filming,

it's a comedy, obviously. It would come in real funny. Barbara walks in, it's like, hey guys, I just want you to know Robin Williams died. Everyone's like, what? Oh, well, thanks. You know, it's like really depleted. I'm everyone in the room.

I'm so upset by it. I really liked him. Yeah, and his movies were my childhood. I think pretty much. I'm so bummed. I wouldn't say flubber was the movie my childhood. Probably misses out fire. Whoa, yeah, I mean that's you.

But I'm a flubber. I watch flubber a lot with a kid. Her cage is great. Yeah, we're kids. This flubber hold up. Do you think I have not? Look, here's the thing. I watched him as a kid.

Don't you see it again. I saw it as a kid and I was bored. I was like, there's not enough the green gel. Oh, this bullshit. They called it a clubber. They put it in the title. Yeah, exactly. They sprayed on a bowling bowl, and the bowling bowl kept going up and there.

What's not to like about it? Yeah. How are some entertainers? When you need to be impressed, I don't understand. So, the whole Miles was not entertained. Yeah. So, here's the thumbs down. During the filming of this short, Brandon's been shouting,

quite on set, quite on set quiet on set I gotta make Austin we finally get quiet But I think with Blaine or someone goes quiet on set and Austin just goes Robin Williams is dead We can be consoled I was um The true down around truly terrifying thing is that we've had a thing recently where We'll mention someone in the Let's Play and they'll die having a Tom Clancy. Don't ever talk about me. How'd Raymas and stuff like that.

Today we did a Let's Play in Cloudbury Kingdom. We haven't played that game in over a year. Yeah. We talked about Robin Williams. Now I don't know. I'm not sure if the curse counts because that video hasn't come out. We just have to record that day. It's gonna now to like the next person you think of is gonna die. I just can't believe we talked about someone and they died. It's super weird. He came out of the chevron office and he was just like, we killed Robert Williams. Yeah, I was like, I can't believe it happened again.

I can't tell whether we just talk about a lot of people and some of them die or whether it's actually more accurate than that. I mean, actually we just talk about a bunch of people and then sometimes people die. Is there not a spreadsheet online somewhere? I'm like, there is. Who is they talked about? Who is they talked about? Who is they talked about? Who is they talked about? Who is they talked about?

Who is they talked about? A split sheet by Terry. Co-writer. I was so bummed that I was just hanging out with Bob Reneche even hundred early. She was a... She was being an out-brought. Yeah.

Yeah. This, uh, this... iPad cover keeps getting stuck to this... Because Magnificent. Yeah, to this side table. It's really interesting. What? What the metal thing is magnetic? Well, like I tried to pick it up with the cover on. I was like, oh, to this side tables really. What the metal thing is magnetic.

Well, like I tried to pick it up with the cover on it's like, oh, why is it so? It's a resist. Like some old camera. I just woke up. It's like, yeah, I pants really heavy. So what's up? What do you do?

Right. Okay. So when crunch now for RVB and for Ruby, uh, to do some DVD stuff, for those not in this industry, what is crunch? Crunch is when you never see your loved ones, have no life outside of work. We've been doing pretty on average like 12-hour days. Plus.

Plus. And some of these weeks, it's getting, we're working around the clock. There's a lot of people here all the time. I don't wanna go fucking get my haircut. That takes literally maybe an hour. Which I don't wanna, if I have, that's an hour, you're not sleeping. Okay, now we had a bit of a spat with Kyle the other day

considering the gym. Oh yeah. So remember that. So carry myself and Adam Ellison going to a gym right around the corner. Which I'm sure you guess based on their physique. You know, great. Yeah, thank you.

My pecs really look great in the shirt Look I'm making them I feel like he may have a dollar bill So We're talking with Kyle and Adam comes why he he's like, hey guys, when we go into the gym again And we have to like look at his puppy dog eyes and go, we just we don't have time to do it. He's like going by himself Yeah, I don't like you though. I hate going to do it myself. I need to find with it I prefer to go with you guys. I have no like real power. I've never been to a gym Yeah, I would really have a lot of like to go with anyone that I know really I would find it embarrassing

Will they get to see me like straining and sweating you are a stick? I would much rather do that with strangers. They make fun of me I like that with me the gym like there was a gym you could go to that was totally empty and was just you Everything you know your garage with equipment. I'm just imagining you inspire self with the reverb of just Gus garage with equipment. I'm just imagining you just by yourself with the reverb of disgust. Yeah. Like, imagine you be the kind of person who would not do that and just buy your own gym and like build it out, but you would get like 10 treadmills just to make it

feel like a real team. Just keep it running. I just need to need the weights just like the bar by itself with no weights on it would be fine for me on the burn. I just can't, I don't know, I can't go by myself. Like one of the reasons I moved to the place I'm in now is I was like, oh man, they got a great apartment gym, you know, I can use this you know whenever I'm too busy to go to the other I haven't fucking set food in that room at all to be fair We're you know we're so we shut up

We help each other, you know, we're very supportive of each other except for the noises and faces They're okay. All right, so here what are we talking like let's let's have an example? Okay, all right, let's see so you know, even all right I'm looking good. I have to stare at his face because like I'm you know, so what are we talking like? Let's have an example. We're gonna know he's in a face. Okay, alright, let's see, so you know, even, alright, I'm looking good. I have to stare at his face, cause like, I'm, you know, so you like, I'm trying to show him. You and Adam are both assholes,

cause you'll both just stare at me, just like dead eyes, super wide. Cause I'm waiting to go like, save your life. It's a save your life. So you told him about like, benching stuff and stuff. Yeah, like I'm not, yeah, I'm not good at, yeah, I'm not good at the lifting.

I have no upper body strength, leg stuff, I'm fine. But with this, like I'm not yeah, I'm not good at yeah, I'm not good at the lifting I have no upper body strength like stuff. I'm fine, but with this like My like I It's like it's like the the the the Lofa Soros in Jurassic Park that's like It's spinning win-win space and So you don't just go to the gym and all do different stuff use like spot each other Look at you like staying a group. Yeah, well like girls go to the bathroom Yeah, I feel like I would hate that yeah, I would just be like all we do is try and make each I was doing it was it was the Bruce Lee thing Well, I was it I was right in the middle of doing like my last set for the day. I was struggling so hard and you walk up to me You go you go you go you go you go in all serious you go did you guys know that Bruce Lee and Jetley aren't related?

You're so that seriously Did you guys know that Bruce Lee and Jetly aren't related? No, I said it to make him laugh. We were writing each other so much at the point that we could just like make each other laugh. So I was like, how can I make my laugh? I got it. I don't know, Asian people come up earlier. I don't remember why. That's one of the things about working closely with someone else is that you get to know that person so well, he can make them laugh. Yeah.

I thought with Michael, it's like we make each other laugh a lot, but he's also really good at translating weird Britishisms and sometimes even just noises. He'll be able to translate it to the rest of the group. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ryan, this is what he meant, and I'll be like, absolutely right. We have that. We'll like this is what he meant and I'll be like absolutely right

We have that will like whenever we're writing will be like okay, so here's an idea for scene not this but this and we have yeah No, yeah, and like all that other dumb shit. I haven't with Bernie once where like he was just like walking through a set of like doors as past me And he was eating something he used one And I went all right, I'll take out the trash you got it I went, all right, I'll take out the trash. You got it. I was like, I'm a fat. Fat cat, Mr. Burns, commanding people around to take trash out

without even needing to use fully articulate words. I was an intern at the time. I was okay. Yeah, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you,

do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do so we're trying to do I don't know what those things. It's like it's like you have a really big It's like you have a really big thing on the ground. Oh, yeah, that was that was you make like seat

You make like seat and you'll see that was what some very fabulously awesome gay dude told me how to do squats Yeah, you want your he wants your butt to be firmer for reasons so like out So no, we did let's just picking up the Yeah, you just pick it up off the ground and going and if you're be you go Oh, and then you set it down and how did I break your back doing that? That's it. You got it. You have to keep your back straight and this guy comes up He's like, hey man. Hey man. Sorry to interrupt but like you're doing this wrong. What you got to do? He's like, that's why I don't want to go to the gym with anyone. I don't want that

Well, you'd rather have that had a broken back though. Yeah, it's like I always know I agree with you I agree with you. I agree with both of you I'm always when as soon as that happens I was like, but then as soon as he told me, you know How not to fuck my back up. I was like thank you kind stranger. I see I would rather avoid that interaction and just break my back a load I That would be a scenario where I'd want to go to the gym. Okay. If the gym is not totally empty. Yeah, all the lights would have to be off Black gym people just like hitting their shins. You can't see anyone, they can't see you, you can't see the equipment.

You know it's like kind of maybe. So all you just hear is like, oh, that'd be a nice bow. That'd be a really fun game would be to just set up big rooms of stuff, but it pitch black. Just have people walk in and see if they could figure out what's going on. Just like a small white area in the room. Yeah. Well they're running on a treadmill in pitch black.

So, would that be harder for them to get their arms in? Well, then you might like step off the belt. I'm just trying to go flying. Yeah. I'm sure like getting onto the treadmill in the dark would be harder than staying on it. Yeah, get a flying. And let's be like, yeah, you know,

nobody goes on a treadmill when it's already flying. Oh yeah. You know what, it's part of a challenge. You can just like, wait and like jump and then jump and then fly out. I got this. I think it would be better than like jumping on one that's already fast and getting flung off is jumping

on one that's going really slow and you just run and then it's running the treadmill. In the dark. Now that's the thing with the end of dark gym. All the machines are always running. Yeah. It's like, because you can't see it, turn them on. It's like an automatic bench machine just like get under it and then like start going. Yeah. It's like, yeah, because you can't see it, turn them on. It's like an automatic bench machine,

just like get under it and then like start going. Yeah, yeah. Everything's moving. I think we're on to something. Yeah. It's like a nice gym. I actually, I bought a treadmill this week, because I can't be bothered to get a gym membership.

And I was also going to try and go outside. I was going to try and get an elliptical as well. Yeah. They're really expensive. Yeah, like $2,500 elliptical as well. Yeah, they have really expensive. Yeah, like $2,500. That's one of them. Yeah, that's really, Jim will want our two storehouse.

Two. It's right there. I'm still. Oh, that's really confused. Yeah, no, I didn't know what you meant. I was like, so he can, he's allowed to have both of them. So I want to ready. So all the elliptical machine does,

it's just like stimulates going up, or stimulates, it stimulates going up and down stairs. That's similar. It's. It's similar. It's like low impact running. It's not going to be your. Yeah. Yeah. There are ones where it's just like stairs doing this. But then there actually like it's got the slides and stuff. The fucking gym we go to has like it's like a it's like an escalator. It's a fucking guy. That's a fucking guy. That's a fucking guy. That's a fucking guy. It's like an escalator like a three step escalator. You just like walk up constant.

Like, yeah, walk I imagine, like it right, takes up to the top and then you get on and it takes it to the bottom. You just like get off and on the escalator and after work out. Have you guys seen that video of the dude that goes to the gym eating all the junk food? Like he's doing, he's like, hey, bro, can you spot me? And he starts doing setups and he goes, wait, hold on, hold this doughnut. And it'll sit up and it'll take a bite of it and go, oh, no.

Oh, no. We're going up and it'll sit up and it'll take a bite of it I'm having fucking incredible he has like the the the the bar from the bench press He's like donuts hanging from strings on it and like every time he goes down He's just like takes a bite. I think my favorite one is he's like he's he was on a treadmill or something And he just has a tub of ice cream and a scoop and he's just eating it and guys like are you just eating ice cream goes well You want to look I'm guys guess He's like raw he's like a raw cookie tube. He's goes this was all about Here right. Yeah, this is why we're here. It's awesome. Did you see I know you saw it I sent you that video earlier today the he passed me a beer. Oh my god

That was so much like something we've talked about before where it's like as long as you if you do something crazy As long as you act calm about it and don't celebrate it actually happening It looks like it worked exactly how you wanted it On the on the gauntlet too. She had like a clothes hanger and threw it across the room and it landed perfectly That's cool. Look at the off-pipe. It was awesome. So badass. But then she she knew it was awesome She was all excited. She ruined the coolness. Yeah, you got to play cool.

I love that every beer they open explodes. Yeah. Oh, well, yeah. They're fake and launching it. Like 90 feet in the air. There's also an outtake video I saw that shows them, like, all the stuff that failed. And during the outtake video, they showed them filming the intro and the, and the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the crazy moves and and that's like, that's a commercial for Old Milwaukee. Like it's on the Old Milwaukee. Oh no, she has a YouTube channel. First of all,

second of all, the commission that video, and that's a commercial. That's awesome. Are they new Milwaukee now? Like you can't be old and have a YouTube channel, it doesn't work. Okay.

Got it. Yeah. Fucking dropping wisdom from K-5 Cross over here. Give me your YouTube channel. You can give me it. It's, that's the, that's the Crunch Effect. Oh yeah, yeah, Crunch Effect, yeah, to answer your question for like one time ago. Yeah, my hair is just really wild and out of control just because I haven't. It's too long to where I won't do my front swoosh, but it's also

too short to look good down. There's a little bit. A lot of times my hair just stands up normally, but this is kind of Wolverine with the sides. It's funny. It's like that. Yeah. Yeah, today I've gotten Ace Ventura from Ace Ventura too. Nice. Yep. Good. I've Austin asked me if there was an electrical storm outside when I got in. Good one. Classic. But hands down my favorite Patrick told me I look like gay Wolverines. Hands down my face. The gate come from shink shink rock Watch it, bub the gate comes from everything else about Shink I'm a getcha magneto. I know how gay equivolates to like super wimpy guy. That's not it at all But yeah, it will raise my favorite. Yeah, it's equivolates a wood. I don't know. Did I just say that? Yeah? I said stimulate instead of simulator there, So yeah, we're just very tired

I think a little you also said it weirdly. Who you me? What do I say him? Nevermind. Us. No say the word again mine The word you just question him about I don't remember what it was emulator. No, equivalent equivalent I said that because I didn't think that was a word Okay, I think it is a word you're right what what's me go saying I got to do with it? No, no use the way you say Fiction I expect you say a fictional word differently this is coming this is coming into our conversation the other night We're like if you just say a normal person's name with different inflections and emphasis it suddenly sounds like a foreign person's name Zachary?

Sakari. My friend Mike, I call you Mike. No, that is a unique game. I call you a unique game. That's really a question. I call you a relus a lot. You call me a relus? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. You did not start that character. You did not start that character. You did not start that character. You did not start that character. You did not start that character. My third grade teacher, some shit started that, okay? I feel like, I was like,

I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, did she say she started it was like um I don't remember it was I was cool yeah cool yeah she was like a lot of people using that phrase coolio I totally coin that's like there's a lot of people that do that's like pretty sure I coin that phrase no no there's always somebody out there that's better than you know what's that with the internet it's like anything you think of someone has already thought about it's already that like for instance instead yeah earlier that today I was trying to buy this domain better than you. It's just how we set it. With the internet, it's like anything you think of, someone has already thought about it. Yeah, sorry, that's what I'm saying. Like, for instance, did it?

Yeah, earlier that today I was trying to buy this domain. It's obviously a park domain. It's got nothing on it, it's white. It's got some text on it. Yeah. I was like, all right, I'm gonna email whoever owns this and see if I can take it, because I thought it was a good idea

of how something we could do. I was like, hey, you know, I see you not doing anything with this kind of buy it from you. He goes, no, I'm a developer. And I don't have any plans for that website right now, but it's not for sale. I was like, why do you even bring up your developer? But I was like, I was like, okay, I'm a developer and I don't have any plans for that website right now, but it's not for sales I quite even bring up your developer, but I was I Okay, I do have

You That's really rubbing it in your face. Yeah, I was like I'm not doing anything with this, but no I do have plans for it. I'd like to do something with it. I'm willing to pay you money Yeah for this how much how much buns for your offering I didn't offer anything I was just trying to see maybe that was your problem if you drop like I'll buy a few for 10k Hey, buddy. I'll buy that off you for 25 bucks I like old Milwaukee

I know one guy no guy. He'll throw some beer down a half pipe at you. Yeah, so half of it will be in the can after he opens it You can drink that part. It's all Milwaukee I really miss and watch and what's funny? I watch a video and I maybe think I don't think I've ever drank an old Milwaukee I've never had should we get some for next week could we? We throw it around too first. I've never had one. Hey Gus Honestly, never even out of that. I said it would end up injuring us like you throw me a beer and I'd be in the hospital Oh, well, yeah, I mean that's what we're shooting for That's gonna get more views like

maybe that's me Yeah, it's it's just shitty cheap Watery beer. I don't think there's anything special about it. It's a cause light of Milwaukee Like the core's light of course light like if you distilled it further. Are you drinking that moonshine straight? Yeah, I am this is my crunch. Jesus Further are you drinking that moonshine straight? Yeah, I am this is my crunch. Chase You'd work better if you weren't drinking moonshine straight out of it I've you been having some I've been having a little moonshine. What are you supposed to drink with the moonshine? We supposed to cut it with I don't know like you like I'll work a 12-hour day

I don't know why I was on it less and less productive that I got from like two rtx's ago I I use it in times of great need. Is that the apple pie? Yeah, you want some? No. Ah, you're lost. It's the eye. I've got it, China, I'm good. I can't deal with crunch mode.

Yeah. I find myself like, as soon as I've been awake too long, I'm just an idiot, and I get less done than if I just went to sleep for a bit and then woke up again. I do that. I get cranky when I don't sleep. I've been talking, I've been doing it forever.

The Ruby guys have been doing it for God damn ever. I've been doing it for like the past few weeks or something like that But oh, it's just like see for a while like a couple weeks ago. We were miserable Yeah, and then we hit that magic out. No you're delirious now we get that point where everything's great all the time And it's not and then we just like go unconscious for a fight But then we're but then never trying every every year this happens Well, we will find one or two YouTube videos that we latch onto. Last year it was the, the co co co co co co co video.

Yeah. And there was the, what did the Fox, what does the Fox say? Yeah. The year before that was, was gangnam style. I'll never forget. I was still working upstairs outside Matt's office at the old building. And Austin just sent it to me.

And I'm watching it and Matt comes out and goes, what are you doing? And I'm like, I don't know, this is some weird Korean thing that Austin sent me, but it's like at like 200,000 views and it's really good. Watch, he screams at this girl's ass. And yeah, the next day it was just like huge. Before that was epic sacks guy on the 10 hour loop. I sent you the King of the Hill Pokemon match like today. Oh my god, that's fucking amazing. I'm gonna see this. Yeah, it's fucking true. You're sending every other video to it because you kept going like you would send me a video and then I'll go, hey, Cara, check this out. And he

would like show me the video. That was just a special carry. Exactly. That's what I didn't send to it. I sent you the video. I don't want to be bitches remix. Yeah, but we've been listening to a bubble butt bubble butt by major laser, which is the most horrifying and incredible music video I've ever seen. It's just a lot of cellulite but yeah, Jason. Yeah, some hoax. I think it's the fun explodes at one point. Yeah, in a good way though. Yeah, no, it was like a good butt explosion. Yeah, nothing like what's going on in the honey wagon. Oh, the worst part about the honey wagon these days, this has thankfully been resolved. Has it? The power kept tripping. And people wouldn't reset it.

So when the power gets tripped in the honey wagon, the ventilation system shuts off. So it's like all that stank. That dense, stank air just like sits in there and bakes in the Texas heat. And then you would open the door, and they would just be fucking nasty. I would just like you in there and bakes in the Texas heat and then you would open the door and it would just be fucking nasty. I would just like you open the door and it's just like you know when you open an oven and it's like that you can't wait for it. But it's like stank way.

And it's like it pushes you back. Yeah, you fall in the stairs like but wait. Do you hear about it was a few weeks ago I read some story about I think it was in career or something. I don't know. It was overseas. There was it was essentially it was essentially, it was not like a fortepoddy, but like, like an outhouse latrine type thing. The kind of thing, the kind of place we're gonna shit in a hole. It was one of those type facilities. Sure. And some young attractive girl dropped her cell phone down in the pool.

Oh god. And standing on the gentleman was like, I'll get that for you. Went down into it. Oh god. No, he's dead uh he suffocated down there and then a bunch of other people try to get him out like six people died oh because this girl dropped her phone down shitter I'm like the terrible horrible no it's a fucking terrible way to go like I never even once considered that just like poofyumes like it's like methane right yeah poofyones are days man you're gone Not I mean I don't know but just just move all the oxygen out there. I guess you might have dropped a match first like you know. I don't want to make fun of this situation but how do you not

cut your losses after like three people? No, no, they weren't on the phone carry. At one point it was like we got to go get chucked out of there. That shit had one. At one point in 10 years. I'm saying, look at the dudes down there. Every time we go down they die. Let's start. While we hit the magic three, let's return back. We hit the magic number now.

No, the magic number was six. Yeah, apparently. Like, we should try something a little different. It's like when the seventh dudes turn to one, like, all right, Steve, you're up. He's like, let's try something different. No, I think it wasn't me. The sixth guy, they were just stacked high enough

to where they could just now start pulling them out. It was probably a little bit. It's like I've seen in Indiana Jones where they're like walking into the cave and like each one is getting messed up in a different way. Like a head rolls out than his indies turn. Yeah, but it's how it's stop poop. It's awful.

It was really bad. That's terrible. I can't believe the Honeywag in his... Woman dropped cell phone in toilet to die in rescue. Oh, that's true. Okay, then I saw something really bad. Where was it? I think it's a China.

I found the original link on Reddit and then the comments was another story where a bunch people died trying to. I've become by stench of cesspit. That's all because of brand new cell phone. That's similar to that party. I think it was a party in Mexico where somebody decided to throw dry ice and a swimming pool to make like a foggy effect. But instead, well, I mean, yeah, I made the fog effect, but it's just all carbon dioxide.

So everyone who was in the pool passed out. Oh my God. Yeah. We're going in under a water. Right. If you were going in to get them and then they would pass out. Oh, God. It's kind of similar to that thing that people do.

Like you can breathe helium and it makes your voice go funny. Yeah. There's also a gas you can breathe that makes your voice go deeper. All right. Because it's dense to the oxygen. So for something like that. And it's the kind of thing you can pour this gas into a container and then like drop a paper boat on it and it will float like it's on water, but it's thing.

So people will breathe this and speak, but they don't realize that they're just filling their lungs with this stuff. So that if your lungs are half full of this stuff, you only are working with like half lung capacity for oxygen and stuff. And people like breathe too much and then like they're breathing in and out, but they're just not breathing in the oxygen because they're lungs are full of this other gas and

they're still okay. Now, yeah, they're just standing on their head. Yeah. Now we, it pours out of their mouth and nose. Yeah. But people are realizing that it really is. That's why you go to the gym. You go to the gym in case you breathe whatever the fuck Gavin's talking to.

So if you get, so it's helium helium and the what's the other thing? Self or something? It's like something hexafluoride Helium and anti helium so like if you if you had like This amount of helium and this amount of anti helium would your voice just sound normal I mean like is it like I don't think it works like that. Okay. Because I'm a. Okay. So let's say you got like two shot. I'm a science is which lids right? You poke straws in each moment. Just shut out of both of them. What's going to happen? Maybe your ass would explain. That's there you go. You're actually talking.

Thank you. You're so. Yeah. Whatever. I'm tired. Yeah. It's a. The other video I shared with you guys earlier that I wanted to talk about this week was all the one about what did they call it hyper hyper lapse hyper lapse, which sounds like a terrible sports injury But I guess it's this algorithm that a researcher at Microsoft developed in order to time lapse and steady cam Like POV type footage. Yeah, they're saying like go pro footage is always really long and boring search right Microsoft developed in order to time lapse and steady cam like POV type footage. Yeah, they're saying like GoPro footage is always really long and boring and he's got a good point it is and sped up it's so shaky you can't use it. Yeah, they have this algorithm that I guess just takes the important parts

of images and you end up looking like you have this really there you go. Like flying through it like flying through it. It's almost like it's like Google it looks like Google Maps and you just put like press forward through it all. Yeah, you can see how this kind of like weird artifacts in it, I guess, because it's taking information from so many frames. It's doing some weird shit. It's really cool.

I love technology for this kind of stuff. Yeah, it's like a panoramic photo where it tries to match everything up and then find, you know, it drops the frames that don't make any sense. Yeah, I imagine it looks like the same information in two different frames and then just ditches all the non-importance. So, as Microsoft is doing this, is that mean they're coming out of their own?

Well, the guy, I think it's like a guy's independent research project and what he wrote on his website was that he was going to look to develop a Windows phone app that would do that with the camera on Windows phones. So, it would be just like a mode you could use. You just like walk around with your phone out or do you like get one of those arm band mode you could use you just like walk around with your phone out or you like Give one of those arm band things On your head just like walk around like You're in the like a sand reader. Well people do a show of time when I go pros now like And yeah, and whatnot. I did on the support. I should do it with like wait go pros are head with end up and discos stuff Just hyper wave through your colon

Here's the ketchup. There's the pop. And Gus, it's just like, come play your mouth like, hey! I'd rather go the other way. You're gonna look the butt of your mouth? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, do you give me tongue? Nobody likes that. No, it'll wipe off by the time you get it. It'll sink back by Gavin and time that's...

It'll sink your heart somewhere. Yeah, the stomach acid will just like burn off all the dude okay that okay okay last one of the block has made every throw up so I feel like I have something it's like that thing that people post that you know when you lock lips and kiss someone you're essentially just two of you said, but it hurts to be fucked up sport-create. You want to be fucked up as well. Created created. Oh, you never heard that?

I feel like I do that all the time on Reddit. That would be like an amazing hallmark card. I love making a poop too with you. I want to be a conjoined anus with you. Oh, God. That makes me feel weird. Yeah, the body is a wrap. When you think about it, it's like essentially it's just two holes for the most parts.

You get air in and you get rid of shit literally on the other end. Sometimes air. Sometimes air. Anytime we have a coffee machine in my office for the Yeah. Like anytime, like we don't have, we have a coffee machine in my office for the one I showed Barber. But we don't have any way to fill it with water. So usually like every other morning, I have to go to the kitchen. I get like a giant glass of water

and I fill the coffee machine. And every time I fill that glass of water in the kitchen, as I'm taking it to my office, I think, I'm gonna take this out of my office, SP. It's like, you bring the water in, you make the coffee, then you have to take it out and go to, SP. It's like, you bring the water in, you make the coffee, then you have to take it out and go to the bathroom and you piss it out.

It's like, the only way this water's getting out is when I go to the bathroom. It's true, it's weird how stuff gets converted that way. I recently got a kitten, it was very small, it was about this big. And so far, we've only bought it one bag of cat food. Like, hasn't finished its first bag. And I basically watched this bag of cat food reduce and my cat get bigger it's just like I've just been like a one-to-one

correlation like cat is now this big and the bag is this big it's just we see that the cat and the ship get saved all the shit yeah that bag became the shit and this bigger cat is weird it became like that so when you have the empty bag you can just fill that bag with poop from the next one And then put the cat in there and you can see how much you can you do like a science experiment to see like how much of the food came out Right like what percentage of food is absorbed and creates cat versus creates poop this goes back like the way to we should have done this Yeah, this is a great science experiment. Yeah, I'll see if it way the exact same. We'd like to see what percent How is it to cat? Yeah, yeah, I think it's converted to cat. Yeah, and what percent gets converted to poop. Does that think about like weighing your poop?

So that would be lost when they're like, yeah, of course. And like, you and just other they smell lost. Yeah, well, because if you can smell it, it's losing particles, right? That's, I guess that's true. Yeah, that's fecal particles.

Yeah, yeah. Or like, in this case, food particles. Sure, yeah. That's a true matter, right? You're losing pieces of food. How much is that gonna weigh though? Like, no, like you smell the food so you're losing food particles also, right? Yeah, I's a true matter. I think you're losing pieces of food. How much is that gonna wait though? Like no like you smell the food So you're losing food particles also right? Yeah, I guess it's true. You're not about that. Yeah, huh? Yeah

If you think about it, if you lose them in your nose that back in circulation Yeah, especially if you swallow your boogies back to last episode Fucking idiot when you were talking about how this water is gonna become pee I thought you meant that you were pretending that you fed the coffee machine water and then it peed out coffee and you drank the coffee pee. You need some sleep. Yeah, you need some sleep.

Or you need less moonshine. I haven't had that much. I'm gonna clear. We'll do that. Tell us about this one. Yeah, just keep going. I would've made that same question. Are you gonna do a thing?

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razors because we had a DollarShaveClub ad read. And, you know, I don't know if you've ever used a disposable razor, but they suck. You know, they're really like shitty. Yeah. When I was in hotels when I forgot my razor. I don't have enough hair to have anything but a disposal razor. When I was in... When I was in high school, I got sent home

because I had to shave, like I guess I'd never shave before. And I've never sent home. Yeah, I know what I say, but I actually got to get back to it because I've never been like. So you're looking far too mature for your age. Oh, yeah. They said that they stopped me at the office and they said, you need to go shave.

Is it because you like? Listen, ugly. All right. So they said, go to the vice principal's office. There's a razor in there and you can shave. So said go to the vice principal's office. There's a razor in there and you can shave. So I walked in the vice principal's office and it was like a used disposable razor that was sitting on the edge of the counter of the sink

and they were like, all right, just shave with that and then you go to class. I was like, I'm not gonna fucking use it. It looked like it had been there since my dad was in high school, you know? With the dad's like, oh my old razor. So it's like, look, that's what I just left. Like I just walked home. I live half like, fuck that. So I just left.

Like, I just walked home. I lived like half a mile away from school. I just walked home. And I remember my dad was asleep. He worked at us. He was like, hey, dad, can I take one of your razors? Like, what? Yeah, yeah.

Fucking go ahead. Why does that one bite school? Yes, I shaved it in the walk back. Now they should be like assistant principal fired, left deadly razor within 500 yards of a child. Yeah. That was a little loud facial hair in your school. No, absolutely not. Really?

I've been like, have a freshman high school, like a full beard. Well, you pubic before a lot of your friends. Before, I don't know if I was pubic before my- Do you know when your friends got pubes? I mean, you could tell. How? Well, they do pubie. They tell on someone's life.

You get that nasty petastash. Yeah, I just got mine. Yeah, I just got mine. Yeah, I just bet your my- Did I get pubic cares before? No, I just mean did you hit pubie? Yeah, that's what most people say. Hmm. They're probably about the same time bro. You got pubic Yeah, you which is which your pubic scale right now I fucking make it. What about you? What was the question? You should get to the castle. Oh, yeah, well, it doesn't matter for me I was sitting with the facial. Well, I think that wasn't until I think I was a sophomore when that

happened, but I like I had peach fuzz forever. Yeah, it just wasn't very thick and I've got this fucking monstrosity. I had like a role, right? I'd like a lot of fuzz for a while here. I then it was just like, I know what came in at once. My facial hair is so coarse that I have to throw away my bed sheets and my blankets every so often because at night, like just moving my face across it, it frees the shit out of my blanket. I feel your pain, man. It took me a while, okay, now I was like, why is my side of the bed? Why are the sheets always like sanded down the shit?

And my website finds, oh it's just my face at night. You have sweat that dissolves metal and facial hair that dissolves Yeah, I think you could escape jail with no tools. I'm rubbing my hair. I'm rubbing my hair. I'm rubbing my hair. Like I'm gonna get one way or another. So fucking motorboat. So fucking motorboat. So fucking motorboat.

Now, a good look for you when you're in prison, by the way. Yeah. I mean, that got a motorboat. Yeah. Dibs. I've been pissed off with some of my dreams recently. Yeah. Like, uh, okay.

I've had odd dreams. I don't know why. No, I've had some odd dreams. Like, really like long, you know, epic dreams. Yeah. I wake up and I'm like, okay, I've had odd dreams, I don't know why. No, I have had some odd dreams, like really long, epic dreams. Yeah. I wake up and I'm like, oh my god, what was that about? But I keep like falling into traps in my dreams. Like, I'll be about to do something really important and then I'll just fall down a hole or someone will get the jump on me.

And I wake up thinking, well my brain came up with the trap. So why didn't me and the dream know about it? Like, I came up with it. Who didn didn't me in the dream know about it like I came up with it who didn't inform me that I come up here all in exception I've designed the world by the way there's like 17 holes Gravitties backwards. I don't know how that works It's just with the character of you in your dream isn't you and

It's so much smaller than your whole dream like you are very Unimportant in your dream sometimes like sometimes my dream is like a movie I think I talked about this before where it'll be about me and I'll be me in the dream Yeah, and all of a sudden like the camera of my dream will just go elsewhere and be other people And I'm like I'm not even in this dream. Why am I dreaming about this? My dreams are just my life. Just over again. Yeah, I've had a dream I've done compositing before. Oh my god.

I dreamt I dreamt of those editing during the best over ever-sauvred resubluding. Yeah, I've, a lot of times I have dreams where I just like have an argument of people. It's great. It's just great. Well, because it's like, you're getting stuff off your chest that you can't do in real life.

No, not really. It's like not even like arguments I want to have. It's like, there's no reason for me. I have to argue my way through. At the end of it, they're like, okay. Wake up. It's like, okay, great. I actually had six hours of stress.

I had a dream that was also real life a few nights ago, but it was the opposite. I dreamt that me and Aaron were just playing Grand F.Dotto. It was the... I woke up. I was like, yes! That's a brain drive! It was awesome. So, you weren't dreaming that you were in the game.

It was dreaming you to just sat on the couch playing the game. It was like, I was like, I was like, you're in the same level of immersion that you get when you play it. Like, when you play a video game, you are in that game. Yeah, I guess you know. You're a game you're fully immersed. You don't look at the same sensation.

Like, and I remember like, Carrie joined the game and flew in with Goddamn helicopter. I was like, who fucking invited Carrie? And then it was fun and we robbed them in the armored car. And I want to play Grand Theft. You think that maybe you've been falling in traps in your dreams because you've been playing so much last of us? Maybe. And I'm just so cautious all the time.

Yeah, I keep having just the worst dreams. Another thing that happens to me in dreams a lot, because in real life, I video everything. Like, I like to remember my life and I take tons of pictures and videos. I do it in my dreams too. Like do you really? I was a castle in my dream. Yeah. And there was this like what the two-bladed helicopter's called. The Lux two-bladed. Yeah. Two-bladed. It was one of them flying around and I was with Dan. The helicopter crashed. What? The man? The man. Yeah. The man. Crash into the top of the castle came down right on us. I dived into the castle. Yeah Which at my phone as this was happening and got crushed to death and I was like oh my god dance dead

But I got it on camera and I went to show someone on my phone And I can never find the video on my phone in the I'm showing people they're like where is it and I'm like I swear it right here. I just filmed it and I can see my camera roll from real life, but I can't see the latest thing I show. I guess it's like you can't read in dreams. So you also can read in dreams. You can't read in dreams. No, you can absolutely read in dreams. One of the good ways to test is if you're dreaming is just to to read something and if you can't read it you're dreaming I never have control. Yeah, I can't do that a couple times and I was really Little I had a dream that I was on a train that I didn't want to be on for whatever reason and then I was like

I wouldn't be on a train. I never get to be on trains. This must be a dream So I was like everyone excuse me sorry like I knew it was a dream that I was still being plowed I was like I'm sorry to interrupt this is gonna sound really weird. I need you all to just clap Let's clap and I already clap and unicensily wake me up. Well loud noise will wake me up. I let you didn't do anything cool and dream like let pull out a bit. Oh, no, I'm dreaming. I better wake up. I'm dreaming. I better approach this politely. Excuse me everyone. I'm not existing people. I can't allow voices until I wake up. Figments of my imagination.

Attention please. A lot of my like, like people say like dreams look into your subconscious, whatever, bubble bog. Psychology, I don't know. A lot of my nightmares when I was a kid was always about being separated from my family. But like it was all bunch of, it was always like the same premise like oh I get separated from my friends and loved ones. But it was always different. In one, I was abducted by the dad from the monsters and another one

There was a Tyrannosaurus Rex and then like another one I got eaten by a tree while Elmo watched like It's always like was he like masturbating in the tree I'll say somebody watch I was at my grandpa's lake house and I remember we had he had a pontoon boat we called the ghost slowboat and my mom was like miles We're gonna go down on the go slowboat come eat us outside. I was like yeah I was on my pajamas and I ran out my dream okay, I ran out I ran out in my pajamas or whatever And I thought it was weird that was at nighttime and I look for my my family and everybody and then we hear like Bye and I look and pretty much everybody that I know and love is just

And then we hear like, bye, and I look and pretty much everybody that I know and love is just crammed on this one. I love that they say bye, as they're floating away. And I'm like, no, come back, ah, and then this treat, like think the trees from Mortal Kombat 2 on that one stage, it was like that and started eating me and I was like, oh, and I look back for help, and Elmo and Grover, we're just on the edge of the boat just like watching me. Oh, just like, I almost like flicking you off, just like, fuck you. You're gonna die. Take my first nightmare. This is weird. It's ridiculous. What's one of the weirdest dreams you've ever had?

I honestly, besides like the compositing dreams, I don't remember most of my dreams anymore. I was generally fine with that. I don't care about dreams. You time traveled. I only had that. I only had a lucid dream once and it was like when I was in middle school and it was like a I was in middle school and it was like a I remember like I was being chased and like I was trying to hide. It was a nightmare and like I remember like I was like a dirty public restroom I could win into one of the stalls and I closed the door and I was hiding and there was someone looking for me And then like all of a sudden I was like, oh wait a minute. This is a dream

So I don't have to be here and then like all the like the walls of the doors just fell down It was like, oh right, I can tell the control, everything. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah, it's like the realization. And then just being like, oh, I can do it. I can do it.

Look how many English teacher shows up. It's like boobs everywhere. So when I was, when I was a junior in high school, I dream that I slept with my like science lab partner. Like it was, it was great dream awesome dream Next day I had science class with that girl and the entire time I was just like I couldn't even look her in the face What a study later. I Really so soon again. I mean no

It was really really awkward. Did you have a hook up with her? No, please look at this face No, no, no, that's one of the things that like when someone says let me see a really attractive girl something It's like in your dreams. I'm always annoyed when so you just happen to be a lot when you get rejected in dreams Yeah, because yeah, you're asking this girl that you may have a thing for in your dream and It's your dream. You know anything can happen. You could do it all night It's best circumstance, but when you get rejected in your dream and it's your dream. You know, anything can happen. You could do it all night. It's best circumstance. But when you get rejected in the dream, it's like what you're doing, brain.

My brain is rejecting you and it's just looping into like lack of confidence. It's just like punching me down. And you're changing, like there's no way that would happen. No, how? You get rejected and then like a trap door opens when you, it's like your brain can't even imagine what a positive outcome for that would do.

Yeah, I was thinking different kind of trap. Like you do have sex with her but then she's like an Adam's apple. Oh, never. Every kind of trap. Never had that. We're so scary. I'm sorry.

I'm tired. So it happens. It happened to me again. I walked enough someone in the bathroom again. Really? Yeah. No, it was over at the bungalow. They just didn't walk way to work. Yeah, luckily they were finishing up and they were washing their

hands. That's good. So it was like the best possible scenario. Do you know what it was? No, I'll tell you. All right, all right. But it happened. It's someone over at the side of the way. But it happened again. I opened the door and then the first was like, another person said, I'm sorry. I was like, what's the door? I was like, what are they apologizing for?

It's like I like the door. So I walked over and then I sat in the sales office and Megan and Chris were like, what's up? I was like, so was it Megan and Chris? I walked in and I walked in on someone. So it wasn't Megan and Chris, it could be John Ryze here, and Ali. Tom. I had that with Patrick in the old box

before they were taken down. He walked in on me, I was just washing my hands or something. And he opened the door, he goes, love the door. What the old, we talked about this many times. You would think they were locked and then they weren't. The old stuff, you knew you just fucking push them in. I was so over that one day.

Yeah, we discovered that, that 636. If you just force your way in. Yeah, you could just kind of jiggle the handle and push. And if you really want to see some doing it, you can, man. It just takes a little bit of a little bit of time. If that's your thing. Yeah, live. That's nothing worse in the old office when you would sat down mid-poor.

And you realize that the thing wasn't pushed in. It's like, somewhere in the hood of walk through over this whole time. And you kind of like want to like, or even if it's locked and you're not sure, you like want to like stand up But then you don't want to like make a mess. Yeah, I would do it because it's come to see the little one. I would like Yeah, my head side side like that. I'm like being a pigeon like depth perception. Like is this locked or not? You have a tell your girl story. Oh, yeah. Oh This is happened when I lived by myself years ago. This was I used to live up North and apartment by the Arboretum before Rooster Teeth. Yeah, and

I live by myself in this this pretty big one bedroom apartment that was, it was carpeted. And I was, that shows it important. This is, this is going to be important later. Oh God. Oh, Jesus. I went to the bathroom and I was dropping a doose and my cell phone rang. I was like, fuck, it was before a smartphone. So it's like, I left my cell phone in the other room. Right. It's like, oh, I should go get it. So like, but I'm, I'm taking the shit.. I was like, fuck, it was before a smartphone. So it's like, I left my cell phone in the other room. Right. It's like, oh, I should go get it. So like, but I'm taking the shit.

So I was like, well, I don't want to get up. So I start waddling, like kind of squatting with my pants around my ankles to go get my cell phone. Get my cell phone, I was like, oh, you know, it's my mom will call her back. Put the cell phone down, like, waddle back to the toilet. Finish up there, and then I walk out. And it looked on the carpet, I'm like, oh, I dropped a nugget.

It looked like right on the carpet. It looked like, oh, I dropped a nugget. Like grab on the carpet. The hallway between the bathroom and the listening. And then I'm looking at it. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna clean that. It's like, because if you wipe it, it's just gonna smear into the carpet. It's like a clean operation. It's a very precisely grab it. Do you get a vacuum? Just like, go flush it. And they're like, sit like, sit like cut it wipe all it literally wipe the shit out without screaming it everywhere I don't see you didn't get your deposit. It was not a very big nugget

It's a nugget so you know It's enough to worry about it. Yeah, I think I like McDonald's size at best it all depends on the consistency really where you go Let's get there was solid. Yeah, it's good to be a solid. Yeah, it was doing it was solid She's just crying so my dog. I was hoping you're thinking and then the room became by so my little puppy Watson It was this morning actually he's done this twice now We're all take him out and he'll like squat down to drop a load and then sometimes you just know no No, no, like I'll take him outside and the grass and and I got to do a little baggy thing and yeah He'll go and then like half of it will break off

But then the other half stays connected to his butt. Oh, no, and he'll he'll do a little shake like he'll be like come on Get fuck off and then after a minute like after a few seconds to do nice like What the fuck and then he starts like we buried up around like there's something It's like what the fuck and then he starts like we buried up around like there's something I'm like It's funny and I don't fucking help him on just point in lab It's the best because you'll talk to the thing where if it manages a successful disconnect Does it then immediately just run away like like he leaps off the joy microphone? Ice cat does that yeah like like when it comes out the litter box if it just walks out

That means it peed if it runs out out, it means it's a pool. It dumps. At the time, every fucking time. There's a new thing in there. Yeah. I'm at the little way here. Mike, we discovered this new thing with my cat way. We got different litter, like it's the clumping kind. Yeah.

Apparently you can't use that for really tiny kittens. But we keep finding turds, like, in the middle of the room, but they're all clumped with litter. So it's like, he dumps in the litter box. Yeah, kids do that all the time. And they just stay with it. Yeah. It's all clumped with litter. So it's like he dumps in the litter box. Yeah, kids do that. I'll turn them tight. And they're just like, yeah, bats. It's all over the place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It smells so fresh today.

All these clumping crystals. How, because dogs eat pool, right? I don't know if I tell you a lot. I'm going to be farming sometimes. I've heard dogs eat, like, how bad is it for a dog? To eat it's on pool. I mean, it's just pretty bad, right? It's just a dog, I don't know.

I don't think eating shit is good. Okay. I read onions bad too. And's a dog. I don't know. I don't think eating shit is good. Okay. Come I read on you It's bad too and a dark chocolate also bad. Oh, I think we feel like in general. Are you are you asking like a Friend no, I'm just I'm curious is like could you just have like a like a dog the never pick up a poo you know? No We're okay. I'm just carrying a cerebral quirk. I don't have dogs, I don't know if anything but dogs. Yeah, but you wouldn't do that with any animal. Yeah, basic living thing.

I was actually going to buy food anymore. It really seems to enjoy that poop. I was actually going to buy food. I was actually going to buy food. I was actually going to buy food. I was actually going to buy food. I was actually going to buy food. I was actually going to buy food.

I was actually going to buy food. I was actually going to buy food. I was actually going to buy food. I was actually going to buy food. I was actually going to buy food. I was actually going to buy food. I was actually going to buy food. I was actually going to buy food. I was actually going to buy food. I was actually going to buy food. I was actually going to buy food anymore. I was actually going to buy food. Yeah, but don't my dogs don't be poor dogs. For example, let's get my dog also gives me this look whenever he's doing it too That's just like hill hill start to go and then he looks over shoulder at me and it's just like don't look

I'm sorry. I used to have this this other dog years ago and He would like he would like some dogs right like he would he had this the stuffed animal that you like jumping hmm? And the stuffed animal that you like tumping. Mm-hmm. And it was like a little, it was a little cheerleader, hello kitty doll. And a carousel, she had it. And he would hump it, and then one time,

he was like, he was humping it, and then he stopped, and I was like, oh my god. His dickest, he like, he is dickest stuck in the dollar or something. I know the doll was just looking at me. That was so funny. I took a picture of my phone And I was like oh man, it's fucked up. He's dickest

It was so I felt so guilty. I was like why was my first inclination to take a picture and not help my dog? It's because I don't have my dogs apparently here. Hi dog. I Watson off camera. I wish you get him on. I don't know It's just sad. Are you cool with the dog here for a few minutes? Is it gonna pee? No, he won't be gonna poop now He won't do it all right Aaron bring Watson over here. He uh, so Watson will hump approach Watson will hump a few things He humps gray. He humumps Monti. Grey's arm is specific. Any humps Patrick. Hey Watson. What's up dude? What's up? He's honestly she is honestly. Hey yo. Kind of doggy. He's a half-docs and half Australian

Shepherd. Bro, you're good. So yeah, he humps arms. He humps some arms. Let's get demonstration. And let's not. Let's. I volunteer. You're good dude. Okay. And I've volunteer. He a tribute. Yeah So yeah, he started pumping Gray's arm and Gray just like slightly moved his arm away and then it looked like he was just twerking Yeah, I was like the next thing I was like the same ocean was just like moved Anyways, the male cats hump Do male cats hump. I never said a cat hump anything. I have neither actually. I don't think I have either Hmm, that book man cats make the worst fucking noises like when they're when they're in heat

It's like they're just screaming that they want to fuck Yeah, I didn't think it's when I hear a cat scream like oh my god Yeah, my old female cat did that old Jeff's cat. Yeah, just like fill me up Put a kitten in me Jeff's cat. Yeah, just like fill me up Put a kitten in me My cat also does the thing where it me hours as it eats is like it's like it's We let you can't let you like It's like it's like it's meowing with a mouth full of food

Just with elbow hard to dish. What do you think he's saying? I'm gonna turn this into poop. Is he thing like us? I have a hypothetical situation for you guys. I love hypothetical situations. They're my favorite. Say there was one guy who took one dollar from every person in America so he'd be all of a sudden worth like 300 and whatever million dollars and everyone could get their dollar back if they sent in like they put out a form and sent it in right would you do it would I would you be the guy you've had a dollar taken from you and now a guy is worth 300 million dollars would I fill out a form to get my $1 back? Yeah.

Like to take it from him. Like would you do it just for the principle of like he doesn't get my dollar? I don't care. It's a dollar. So you would be happy that this guy is all of a sudden worth $300 million. Okay, like I don't know that I would have given the dollar in the first place. Like I was at the beginning. You had to install everything.

Like just from your tax. The government steals my money all the time. One of the first like prolonged interactions I had with you Gus was before fan expo 2011 We were gonna go get me a the press port passport and yeah, I was in the car with you and I'm like all right First time with one of the main racetieth guys. It's gonna. It's probably gonna take a while. Shit. All right. Let's uh, let's go over your small talk I'm like the first thing I say talk game. I'm like so Gus I don't feel that hypothetical questions and you just go I hate them I said was like so you like

So this is the next few minutes of my life. Fucking cool, guys. Well, they shouldn't talk about the weather. I mean, that's a very easy topic, can you avoid it? Have you ever caught yourself doing that and you just really go, oh, god, fucking really good. Yeah, but I don't care. It's like, sometimes you want to talk about the weather.

It's like, it's bloody hot today. I don't know, I was like, yeah. Yeah, I like, you know, I recently moved and I moved into a condo and I'm getting like, new neighbors are starting to move in around me And they told me and stuff and like I'm having to have these interactions It's like you know me. It's like I don't want to it's like the other day I'm like out cleaning my my barbecue grill and like oh fuck here they come

It's like they walk up like hey, you know, we're new neighbors I'm like and they seem like fine people, you know, but it's totally like my own like psychosis Yeah, like oh, hi, and then like they want to shake my hand like my hands are dirty Clean the grill. I'm like I gotta go inside. It's like I don't have any sports interactions and meet people Yeah, my dog now is like an invitation for like hey come talk to me about the dog I just want to be like I don't and one of my neighbors Let's get a wrap is is I think one of my neighbors is a sexual deviant I think one of my neighbors is a sexual deviant.

They live a little down from me. Okay. And so a couple walls separating you. Yes, and they live in another building. It's our multiple buildings. So they live like a couple buildings over. They have been living in that place for several weeks, maybe even almost a month now. They have not put up window treatments

over the big sliding glass door in their bedroom. And like they've put curtains and blinds on almost every other window, except the giant eight-foot tall sliding glass window in their bedroom. Which is sometimes at night when I'm taking out the trash, I can see them in there. And it's like the dude walking around in his underwear and then like his wife like in a nightie like putting lotion on. I'm like, I shouldn't be saying this like I get really nervous like I run back in my house like why don't they put up some curtains Like I picture one of these days are just gonna be looking at me like putting their lotion on dude. Just jerking it like neighbor

It's so weird to me like the first thing I the first one to treat treatment I put up when I moved in was that giant fucking sliding Glass door. Yeah, we just put sheets up Right, we did something about cover up those windows Anytime I move like the first thing I just put like black out curtains in my bedroom I'm like I don't fucking want light. I don't want anything. I've done that in my office is just black Yeah, because I project movies. There you go. Nice. I just don't like to wake up with the sun I wear an eye mask. I'm so easy I did Yeah, yeah I just don't like to wake up with the sun. I wear an eye mask. I'm a totally loser.

I did it. Yeah, I did. It's really something. It comes in the night like firecast right now where I am asked. Sometimes, sometimes, if I'm like, I start... Now we have curtains which are fucking awesome, but we didn't for a while. We had the shades and the sun would still come in. A lot of the time I did it because I like to fall asleep listening to stuff and it's easy just to bundle on Netflix. But you can't turn the video off the TV without turning the

audio off. So I'm asking. I do my phone. I just I started wearing I'm asked on planes and I like it. I actually I it comforts me to have something pressed against my father. I feel like having something on my face or pressed against me. I feel like it would just be like I just conscious of it. It took me a while to get used to it. I feel like I'd be working to be like breaking into my like apartment and like I wouldn't hear them. How do I just I'm asked to keep you from hearing them? No I say I wouldn't hear them so then I wouldn't see them either. I'm saying they're really quiet. Do you sleep with your eyes open? What do you

like? Are you not allowed to take the eye mask off once you wake up? I don't know about like the pre like when I'm just lying there trying to fall asleep And I'm just like lying there like I can't do not normally lie with your eyes closed No Walk on your bed just stare up with the ceiling like This isn't working at all. I was TV a lot, but I also just like watched the TV and like and all of a sudden I just pass out just like watched the TV and like, and obviously I just pass out. That's another thing that's bad for you. I don't want to sleep.

I just like watch. I can't see a way. How does it look? How does it look? How does it look? How does it look? How does it look? How does it look?

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No, I'm looking at the ceiling. Well, at least I got like I've never known Sleep and at least taking me looking for burglars. I just I've watched Every season of always sunny like four times now just like I just have it on repeat I just watch it. Yeah, you are an odd human being. I know Everyone's kind of everyone has weird stuff. Yeah, absolutely Yeah, he's gonna be for the ASMR thing your hair. Yeah, you're fetish thing. It's not a fucking sex thing It's a relaxing when I was a kid. I didn't know what it was cool Yeah, but like I need until the subreddit Josh has it too. I watched someone

Stroke someone else's hair and I was like And that's why I wanted to know no part of Gavin junior I just felt like all the hair on my head was stood up I had to go and get a mirror to see if it was and I was like wait It feels like all my hair's on end. Yeah, no, it's nothing You know some of them are weird though because some of them are like people't. That's weird. It feels like my head's on end. Yeah, no, it's nothing. Some of them are weird though, because some of them are like people looking straight into camera. They're like, that's a lot of stuff.

I can't do with that. Weird videos and weird shit. My wife sent me this video last week. I don't know if you've seen it, it was on YouTube. It's this woman demonstrating how to give yourself a Brazilian wax. Oh, sorry. This is on YouTube or video? Yes, on YouTube.

And it's like super, well, first of all, it's super low production value. Second of all, it's super graphic. Really? How's it graphic? It's like lots of like tight shots. Put the wax here, put the wax here, and do this. So this show I'm like, push lip on that.

Full on. You can put it on YouTube? It's on YouTube. Well, I You come put on YouTube. It's on YouTube It's an educational video Exactly like if it's not sexual at all But it's like there's all this weird this like it looks like it's filmed with a VHS camera And there's this weird scene where she's like first just rope and she's taking her clothes off and she's like giving the sexy look to the camera I'm like what is this like what am I watching? It's sucking on FF

This is her fash Her fash Her fash I'm like, what is this like what am I watching? It's looking on that face. This is her face. She's like, screeners are like watching it. As soon as you hear like, they're like, nope, take it down. They just have a screener listening. It's so, it's so weird. It's actually like, pull it. Yeah.

Does she scream? Like does she like, is she like, oh, did they show her pain? I don't remember it. I actually, actually, actually, don't phrase it like, what the fuck? I got a phrase like, do they show our pain? I got it to the point. It's like a 13 minute long video. I got it to the point where she started waxing. Yeah. And I was like, I can't

continue. Like I'm too uncomfortable. Like you watching this video. I don't like if they show that part like nobody would then do it. You know what I mean? You'll show the good parts. It's like, look, look, it's there. It's gone. Yeah. You don't show like that. Have you ever filmed somebody having their hair wax in slow motion? I filmed and do it. Oh shit. I waxed down his chest. Oh, is that video? Oh, I just not Has come out yet. Oh, wow. Oh, we already talked about it. Yeah, I messed him up like he had a like swollen follicles and stuff You tweeted that picture right? Yeah, he was not happy about it because I'm a shot video with him and a swim pool the next day

And he just looks like I can't imagine he's happy with most of the things You know that's true like that time you dropped a helicopter on him And then you lost the footage Yeah, I'm in that hall I don't understand so if it's educational you can have it on YouTube or if it's like I think so yeah So could you take porn? Strip all the audio off it and then just narrate it like how to fuck insert the penis in stimulate the catorus Let's make it make a YouTube channel and find out try it

In and out in and out You and me. Yeah Sure, yeah, I don't know what the guidelines are. I'm I'm sure it's you like you say it's Right, is it that determines oh no, that's a fetish that's educational tribal tays are always fine Dude what if it's in a tribe, you can make sure. Yeah. I also feel like just because like you're posting as educational thing, it's like someone's gonna jerk off to that. I was like, what if your fetish is educational? I was a teenage boy one. I jerked off to every thing. You can jerk off to that. I learned a little bit of PL.

You're just like, I'm doing this. There was porn on the internet from Newsweek. Because like, when I was a kid, the internet didn't exist. Yeah. I mean it's like they just it just was it and they're like I think the first time I used to web browser was like a 93 maybe 94, but it was like before Netscape It was a no browser called MCSA mosaic and I remember one time catchy. I was looking through a copy of Newsweek And they're talking about this new thing the internet and they're like you know Oh, there's all this crazy stuff in there like yeah, I know about the internet. I use internet all the time Yeah, and then there was like you know, there's even pornographic websites and it's such as this one There's like a screenshot of like the playboy website and it had the URL bar in it and I was like I Could go to that URL and I could see a naked girl

I just imagine like you slam the magazine on just like the vertigo zoom it's like i took my took my copy of music with me to the computer tucked in the url i got ill it was like a 70 kilobyte jpeg it took me seven minutes to download Jesus Christ and i was like oh my god there are kids on my computer so is that the first naked girl you saw? It's the first time I downloaded porn on the internet. Uh, yeah, it probably was. Did you buy magazines before that?

No, no, no. I bet you were a whangrof when like this. Yeah, I was like, I was the only person in my town with internet. I could download 10 kilobytes a minute. Did you find more pictures? Or do you see that? No, no one else had internet. One of my friends I went to school with,

you can, like, a lot of people take gap years between university and the end of school. I know if that's that thing here. Sometimes people would be like, Oh, take a look. He was raising money to travel the world and he just downloaded a ton of porn and burnt it to disk.

And it was just selling porn for like five quid a disk. This is fucking by there. He made so much money. I think it made thousands of pounds, just because not everyone was like brave enough to do it yet. Yeah. It was just like there and you could just, it was all pre-downloaded and it was just convenient.

And everyone was like, Did he have like fucking folders organized? Like for different moods and like all these like trees you could go to. You had some chokes stuff. Yeah. What a several days. It was like, oh chokes stuff. Everyone was really excited when the next disc to like all these like trees like what are you what are you like custom stuff. Yeah, he's always like pizza picks or something Like it was great. Oh, what a fucking entrepreneur tell me he started his own business. I don't know what he does now

Can you try and find with his? I'll try and see what he does now Did I do? I think it was on sponsor play when I talked about it I was at a I think it was like fourth or fifth grade and At that time I hung out with the wrong crowd. They sometimes skip school. Did they do drugs? No, they talk about a baby finding Ameriwana cigarette one time and how they know what it smells like Yeah, so We're at my friend's house. We'll call him Chris and

That's a name I'm so you here for Demaris No, I could not imagine watching porn with Chris Demaris just like Don't don't look away for this part. Oh This is the best part. Oh So we were we were all upstairs and it started off like we were playing like Carmen San Diego or something like that in one point I would always start

We're in the world. Is this bitch? She got some cleavage. Oh, but at one point one of the guys that was hanging out with us was like, hey, you guys want to see some naked girls? And we're like, oh, no way. He's like, yeah, look, you can just find this stuff online. What?

So we're like, we just like ask Jeeps, boobies. They're so are y'all. Or whatever. And open up net scape. And you know whenever you ask jeeps he comes back and let the butlers there Yeah, I love the buttland being like Here's your field The first time I used as jeeps because in the commercial they they when it first got started They would show like like him as an actual butler and like,

excuse me, Jeaves, where could I perchance fine? Po-Nog, whatever. The Tissues. The first time I used to be, I was like, Jeaves, comma. I wouldn't. It's like fucking Iron Man. Jarvis, show me some tits. No, no.

No. Seeing up. So we were just looking at like just Giff of girls and shit and we were like in fifth grade so we were just like oh Like making a big ragga jump down like oh, I don't know whatever. We were just like boobs. Whoo And Jimmy's we're feeling yeah, we're like whoa this weird Jimmy's were rustles. I wish you guys were here But at one point we're like don't don't dumb dumb like his dad's coming up stairs and we fucking pain. Jeeps, get the shit out of here. You take the ball for this. He opens the door,

she's like pardon me, let me apologize. I want to show them some porn. So we immediately X out of the sight we're looking at, but little we know about the pop-up situation. Now we've got like 50 things where we're just like, fucking find the X. It's like where's wall though? Let's just do this shit. We close out of all of it and his father, oh, sorry. At one point I was like, we're not gonna make it.

So I wanted to just say fuck you guys. I'm gonna bail on this. So I'm, take a look at boy. I instinctively press myself up against the wall. Behind where like when he opened the door, the door would be covered in the beach. Like he didn't know I was in his house. It never looked. It never looked.

No, that's a looool he didn't work. He was like, hey, where's you? To move the door. What the fuck are you doing there? You don't hear your fucking weird joke. He jerk it off. That's what he's doing. So I press myself up against the wall and he opened the door.

Did you ever get into a boner? They married. The door knob, you're like, bam, I'm not sitting on it. Yeah, the door stuff is a little bit closer to the other. A little bit higher up the door. So it comes in and finds like, five kids just staring at a desktop wall paper. It was just like, dear, this girl just quiet, just like, who's

gonna make the first move? And he goes, what are you, why are you making so much noise? And everyone's just quiet and looking to each other. And I'm just like, well, you see, sir, we found a website where people are putting up codes for Pokemon. And nice. We just can't believe they're giving it away for free it's hilarious they could be making so much money off of this and I'm like please and they're like oh yeah yeah that was it and he's like Kyle point out he goes it was just enough like kid stuff to that he didn't know like he was like what the fuck is a Pokemon but I don't know

how true this is so he's like okay we'll keep it down and close the door and we're like, oh, not safe miles, yeah. I'll get you a marijuana if I found one. And then when we went home, he checked the web browser and we got trouble. There you go. I'll do it. That's what I'm using.

What's a Pokemon code? Don't we have boobs? Types in P finds pornog. So that's a big word word for fourth grader. Lauren Curse who did a drawing of you by the way as the That's amazing another workout sounds. That's very accurate. You'll math was doing exactly that. Yeah Yeah, so start standing around him when he's doing that. I just like trying to support him If I don't look at Steve's hydraulic business, if I don't have to spot you, honestly, I actually like turn my back to you.

And like Adam and I just kind of like talk like we don't know you. You. So it's so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. I think you're not looking. I pray. Yeah, I like it much better when you go off into your own thing. As opposed to Adam who will also just like give me the wide eyes and I have to look up at him and just like be scared and scary Why don't you watch your form, right?

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Like I hide the snacks over there on the patch set. That's where they are. I've been eating them. Secret out bitch. Yeah, there's some more. I'm getting ready now. I'm going worse to hit Ryan on the patch. Yeah, you missed the last three times. You missed bad So we're saying about the dude who spot you were corrected you I wasn't here for this you're still Someone tell the fucking story

This big this big rip dude comes up to us man. You're a hypothetical tell you So comes up to us like oh dude. Hey, hey, let me step in here. You're doing this wrong. All right look He does this thing. We're like it's like he was about to tell a racist joke like he checked over one shoulder Check over the other show he goes got to do it like you fucking the bitch and we're like oh Okay, he goes first you squally you're gonna take a dump First you squally you gonna take a dump and you pull it up and bad like you fucking a bitch You just pelvic thrust that shit and that's how you do it. You just take shit Fuck bitch take shit

God fuck bitch, and we're like we're like Sure, yeah, he's like giving a shot. All right grab me. Yeah, first you take a shit Alright, grab me, go, yeah, first you take a shit, don't like, please don't. You're doing it, okay? This is like that bitch, I'm like, I'm fucking that bitch, yeah! It looks like a shitter, am I right? It's way better. It looks like you're rowing, I can imagine like a bunch of people in a rowing boat, you know, like when they were doing the chants, the stag times like,

juggish juggish juggish juggish. Yeah, like, fuck, fucker. Yeah, it's the chants. Oh, and that's what the gym was sound like, what the lights off gym. You're just you're just fuck. You think he's taught everyone to do that? Like every person in that gym that goes through their head. I can only hope so because my form is flawless now. It's really good for your back. A lot of people shit themselves with their little fights. What would you consider to back a lot of people a lot of people shit themselves with a lift weight Stunned I mean what would you consider to be a lot of people?

What happens a lot? People shit their ass holes out. Yeah. Yeah, that pro lapsin yep You can be you first drinkin every muscle in your body except yourself Yeah, that it doesn't the first gross video I ever saw on the internet was a dude who was like doing like a deadlift And it's like but hold just came out. What do you mean? Like a pro app? How is that on video? Are they filming his ass? They were filming it because it was like he was like a record or something. Do you see his ass come out? Yeah. What do you mean? What do you see though? Like his ass turns inside out.

I imagine it. Imagine it. You're your first thing for my life too. Yeah. But like, leave their tongue. Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, kill them. They're like, bleh, bleh, bleh. And let us skulls come out. I feel like I told the sir, I can't remember. They happened to my cat once. Their cat was lifting it. So, like, I come home.

This is like, okay, I got cats when I was in like fifth grade. And I came home like maybe like seventh or eighth grade. And my mom was like, so I had to call the vet today. And I was like like fifth grade and I came home like maybe like seventh-thirtyth grade And my mom was like so I had to call the vet today and I was like what the fuck happened And she was like like the cats butt fell What I don't know how she worked in your butt in you. She did it like a, like a, for a kid like, oh, you're cut, but went to stand up for one. The cat still, like the butt was fine, but it's apparently like, like, like, the cat, you know, did business and did it too hard.

So it walked out and it was like hanging out. She had a cold event and apparently she had a like, like, dab it with like a cold, uh, fucking, uh, no, uh, yeah, yeah, sure. Cottonball, like a cold cotton ball and then it was like, sucked back up. Well, this continues my trend of like, like, if you ever encountered this in real

life you'd be like I know what to do. Yeah. Just do and have a cool cotton ball. Just dip in a cotton ball. I want to refrigerate some wet cotton ball just in case. Like for me not like you're ready. Yeah. Just tease it back up in there. This just happens sometimes man. Because you get a nice cube or is that like too cold? That's why I don't call it. It would be, it would suck if it was in the clumping litter as well. Oh, that's cool. Oh. Where's the cat ever comes running out of the litter box with some trailing in it?

Yeah. Like, Christmas bubble, I know, it's like, Jesus, it's a club. What? Like a bubble. A bubble? A bubble. A bubble.

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You missed another H. Yeah, I know. Oh, yeah. Second H. Why do you have to spell hemorrhage so much? Scrabble. What the fuck? So, yeah, there's a lot of like visual imagery and like stylized things in Ruby. So we have to spell the word silhouette a lot. Wow, that's a lot of like visual imagery and like Stylish things in Ruby so we have to spell the word silhouette a lot

Neither of us can do it. We're gonna. Hew it. I don't think that's it But I always remember that and but it's like I remember yeah, but there is an ancient that right? Yeah, there's definitely an H and there's like an oh you H is trip me up sometimes. Yeah, H is the second age Yeah, we're not in silhouette. There's anyone so so what do you remember? We'll see here Bob Bobble Oh, yeah, what so you you don't call it bubble you call it I'm not a man. So it's a bubble in English word I don't know. Yeah, bubble is I've made up On trees right you do put on trees. Yeah, I think a bubble is typically like I always think of it as like being like a trinket

Of some trouble. I've never I've never like her I've heard bobble isn't like bobble head. Bubble. Yeah. Or bubble. Oh, which is like a play. Bobble, yeah. Yeah. Someone on Twitter was asking about my shirt. Who was it?

Oh, yeah. Got that thingy on your chest. David, Alex South. I guess it's this week's T-shirt. T-shirt. Yeah. Doodle summer camp, crocodile, summer 14, picture tent with friends. It's this week's T-Shirt Tuesday. Yeah, it's a doodle summer camp, cockadoodle summer 14, pitcher tent with friends.

It's this week's T-Shirt Tuesday. We're all in the meeting and depending on, like, so we have, you know, that meeting every Monday morning. And depending on like, I always stand by the chief of Hunter side because it's guaranteed that like, it's basically going to be the peanut gallery during the meeting. Like the old men.

You know the fucking love. They show that shirt and It rages me when they just put campcock. I get no I would just am like glasses at the meeting this morning and I thought it said cock a dittle and I was like no, no, no, it's cock a riddle. That doesn't make any fucking sense. That's no better. You talk I cocked a riddle.

I mean this man. We should do an episode of Ruby where you both don't sleep for three days and then write an episode. I called the commentary from season one. Oh fuck yeah dude, I sped a jelly bean on the table. That was fun as dick. We did the commentary like six in the morning for the first day. Four, I think we're done by six. Who was on the commentary? It was Monty and Shane and Grape jumped in at the end. Yeah, I would like to listen to that

You should have a fun dude. That was a fun. We're probably doing a bunch of commentators this year Yeah, we're gonna do like multiple commentators talking about shit Quite multiple commentaries just more people like talking about different things Like I like multiple commentaries. They did it on a show in the dead. Yeah, that's like four different commentaries We did it last year. Oh really good. We We did like, we did the three of us, and then we did like the cast, like the four girls. I think this year we're planning on doing a couple more or two, like more like crew

and like tech-related stuff. One of my favorite duty partners. For nerds, like us. It was actually cloudy with a chance of meatballs. You love that movie. I do, I can never say that movie. I never saw it. I was like, I was like, oh, cool.

You can't move the dude from it. You can't do, yeah. You kind of look like someone that says that. Really? I never saw it. I was like I was like oh cool dude from it. You gotta do yeah Fucking yeah, no, I read the book as a kid and I was like oh cool another like yeah It's a book the book in the movie are nothing like each other except for they both include meatballs from the sky Oh, it's pretty much it But yeah, no, I remember I saw like the trailer for it I was like oh great another like thing for my childhood that Holly would just kind of like rehash and just make money I never saw it

But then one night I just decided to go out and run out of red box because I had nothing better to do I was like San Antonio for a week and I Red I watched it and I don't know anyone who uses red really my family used to all time. Hello. I don't use my family's It sounds like mummy I don't know my family's it sounds like mummy No, I watch it I was so fucking good and the next day I immediately watch the commentary for it and it's just like Like they'll be like oh hey by the way in the shot like something crazy happens in the background You never notice it watch it. Oh, that was great. Yeah, I was like that was great The conference got pilgrim was really fucking good too good to actually haven't listen that I fucking love them I love the most in theater. I love technical commentaries. Well, actual countries

I don't like it when like the main actor is doing a bit and he's trying to be funny It would be in character. I don't think the do she is commentary. I've ever heard was Cameron Crowe's commentary for vanilla sky ever heard was Cameron Crowe's commentary for Vanilla Sky. Because like he did the director's comment, he's obviously the director for the movie, he did the commentary, he had his wife there for some reason. Why? I think she involved in the movie at all. I don't think so. I think it was his wife decided to play guitar as she was inspired throughout the film just to have like a bit of a background music. And then like two thirds of the way through the movie. He's the camera. I was like, you know what? I'm gonna call Tom Cruise right now and see what he's doing

You hear him like get a cell phone out and dial and like call Tom Cruise He's like, hey Tom. I'm just here recording the commentary for a little sky. Remember we made that movie together And you're like a speaker phone like yeah, it was great. What's the interview at? It's like oh my god So we watched the whole thing yeah I did because this is funny terrible I gotta keep watching this apparently another bad one is revolver a guy rich movie apparently that that commentary is awful like he's trying to make everything apply to chests and how everything's like a game of chess because he's really into chess some reason it's actually only did when we were on set as play chess all the time as well. But apparently it's like with super douchey commentary on that one.

Do you should call him up, ask him these questions. Yeah, you went into the Ruby commentary, you should try to call Tom Cruise. Can I tell you right now, we're gonna try to call you. I'm just gonna ask him, only if one of you is trying to tell him. Look at me, look at me. Do not forget to call a guest during the commentary. Tell me right now, if we're gonna call a guest during the commentary. Call a guest during the commentary. Hey, Gus, not forget to call guest during the commentary tell me right now We're gonna call guest in the comments. All right. Hey Gus. We're gonna call you during the commentary

That's right that's why I'm not answering if this doesn't happen. I'll be living. Oh So I'll be like we're doing it again. So is that thing you do? I have the do commentary I have a I have a fucking terrible memory I sit down normally we do not look each other in the eye and say it no that's not the thing Oh, you know, yeah, no, I was some I forget all the time. That's my favorite thing about having Josh here now. He's like, he's like super smart. He's way too smart to work. Josh, a white Josh. Josh. Yeah, yeah. Josh. Yeah, Josh. That's what we determined them. Yeah, there's Josh on the other side. And then there's white Josh. Yeah. Yeah, no, so, yeah, they do super, super smart.

And I remember one of the first times, like the first week he was in the office, it was like sometime in the morning, and I like went to go take like the meds I take every morning. He was, what are you doing? You already took those, and I looked him like, you just saved my life. You have to do that.

Do you have a double up on Medicaid? Oh, yeah, I've done on accident. The best thing to do. I've seen, well, here's the thing, I used to take, I used to have to take 40 milligrams of Adderall XR like every day all throughout high school because I was just like all over the place. I was bored all the time.

I can't picture that at all. So it wasn't cool just to like keep focus. Yeah, I'm, it's mainly, I don't listen. I'll like people be talking and I'll be like, yes. And then I'll sell my, like, I've done this. I did this in a meeting with Matt one time I was like I was like all right Listen to what he's saying what he is telling you right now is very important

Whatever you do what the fuck is he talking about? Shit I'm focusing too hard on focusing um you were thinking about shit He just said something about a deadline. What day was that? Do something. Sorry, what was that? Could you start over? This is like, it was like, it was like,

it was just like, I could start from your beginning, please. It was just like, there was another time, there was another time, where you told me all about this stuff. There was another time where I was like, I don't know who I was talking to,

but I was like, yeah, uh huh. Got it, yes, absolutely. And as soon as I left who I was talking to but I was like yeah, uh-huh got it. Yes, absolutely and as soon as they left I was like You don't hear anything Fucking last night I said hey miles you went yeah, and I said blah blah blah blah blah blah Anyway, I was listening in all what was that I'm it's really bad my brother My brother has more of like the hyperactive, but I've mainly just like, I can't focus worth a goddamn. Scatty mind. I just start thinking about random shit that has no significance to anything whatsoever.

It's bad. I don't really have anything like that. I do ignore names when people introduce themselves. I have that. I'm ready to say my name and I'm thinking I'm going to have that. I'm talking about this on for two. It's like, I'm ready to say my name and I'm thinking, I'm gonna say hi and we have a nice to meet you. And me thinking about that, getting ready

makes me not hear their name. I've done it with all of my neighbors. I don't know, anyone's name. And then, I walked out, I met a neighbor the other day and I came back in and made this like, who's that? I was like, that's the neighbor. It's a name.

No idea whatsoever. I'm a neighbor. I'm a neighbor right now. I'm gonna tell you right now, as soon as that happens, best up to it. Every single time I've done that, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, hey, the neighbor. That's the neighbor. No idea whatsoever. That's the neighbor I'm going to write. I'm going to tell you right now. As soon as that happens, best up to it. Every single time I've done that, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, hey, I'm not supposed to be your neighbor. I go, I'm sorry, I just did the thing where I was like nervous about introducing myself

like, oh, I actually just did the same thing. Every single time, every single time I fessed up to it, they do the same thing and we can reintroduce themselves. I guess. Yeah, it's awesome. And then it's like kind of a time, remember this. What's funny is that now that I can tell I'm having to meet all of these neighbors, I'm making it a point and then I had to be like half the time remember this I'm what's funny is now that I can I can tell you have to meet all these neighbors I'm making it a point where if I'm just sitting down not doing anything. I'm thinking about their names It's like I am not going to forget

Here's what they're saying that are the pointers like bill. Yeah, yeah Sorry, it's just bad when someone's like hey Gavin and you like hey there On that yeah, I ran into someone on college campus, they're just like, miles, I'm like, dude! What is that? I call everyone man. Even if I know their name, like, hey man, what's up?

I did that to Daniel who works here. He got annoyed. I was like, Daniel Fabane. Yeah, he worked up to me at, it might've been a dust in the house or something, but he was like, hey Gavin, what's up? And I was like, hey man, and he was like, see, you totally don't know my name.

I was like, you're Daniel. And he was like, oh. I'm so glad he fucking, he was like, I'm damn you. I just don't say people's names a lot today. He was sick of him, damn not the man. I don't know why I do this. Like, I guess it's just because I see everybody every day now. Like, it used to be like, if I pass somebody in one of the halls,

we're like, hey, what's going on? What's up? Now I just make a weird face. And I don't know what I'm trying to do. Dude, I do that too, and I was freaking me out the other day. I don't know why I do it. Like I walk past Bernie, and I just did like, I'll do it to you, and then I'll explain what I do.

I just go, like I just wosed my eyebrows, like repeatedly. And then as I walk past him, like, he probably thinks I'm a fucking jack. I really, I really started doing this thing. Like when I walk past him like he probably thinks I'm a fucking jack I realized I should do this thing like when I walk back to you I just like do like a really dumb smile. I just go like Without the noise. That's what I'm expecting when I see you Yeah, and I realized I was doing that like too early like Meg showed up here

Yeah, and I started doing that would you like? Meg started here. I did to worth it like the first week and I was like she barely knows me yet And now I'm just doing his weird fucking face every time I see her now. It's pretty it's pretty good I expect it. I like it for me. Well, yeah, like you do a thing where you always say my name I do I like it Hey Gavin something's like hey miles because nobody really does that usually it's like hey, but you like say my name It's like right. That's a good. Yeah, cool name. I don't see you a lot to you here you're one of those hunters yeah locked away in the room of hunting

it's always nice I don't know why I can't scavengery this is really like for a group like this is the only time we hang out because we're all busy with time yeah I'm real life this is all for camera yeah in order to prepare I think the only interaction I typically have with Carrie is we send each other video links yeah once or twice a week yeah and then miles maybe the same thing well no ours is whenever recording Simmons oh yeah oh yeah it's like at least like 20 minutes of recording you and like every other take is a dick joke I just had to really creepy to miles the other day I was in the recording with you know and he's in the one with the computer yeah and I was like and I might have thought if I turn off the light I bet he couldn't

see me at all I said turn off the light he's like what happened I can't see you and I just put my face up against the glass and turned it back on. I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go line, and then just like, dick in you window, every single take.

But this is a delight. I had one of the hardest recording sessions on my app this last time with you, where there was one line I couldn't say. Like, why should we believe anything you say? And it just turned into, why should we believe everything you say? It's like, I say it wrong once, and I was like, fuck, and I got into my own head.

And like, I just couldn't think of how a normal person would say that line. I recently edited that particular episode, that line is from going back Josh, Josh is a saint and does select so so we'll do what we'll do is we'll record what we call a raw file of audio which is just like the audio as it came from the booth you get the right channels the the actor left channels the director you edit out all the bullshit and flubs you convert it to mono and then from there we filter it through the rvb radio filter thing the actor, left channels, the director. You edit out all the bullshit and flubs. You convert it to mono and then from there we filter it through the RVB radio filter thing. Josh is a saint and this is like any time you work in RVB like I feel like everybody has to do

selects, we're cutting out all that shit. It sucks. Fuckin' for ever. You can't listen to music or anything else. You can't autopilot it. You actually have to make sure that the read is right and the context is right. Exactly. And it's exactly and it's like it's like oh god He's done that for pretty much this entire season and we love him for just like how Clayton who our sound guy has been doing the Oh, he does the He does the sound pass on RVB now and it used to be we used to put in every goddamn footstep and every sound You got that shit job now, so thanks buddy

Anyways, he's done it. He's done it for this entire season And he handed me the selects for the episode that we're talking about job now so thanks buddy. Anyways, he's done it, he's done it for this entire season. And I mean, the selects for the episode that we're talking about, we got one good take of that line. Nope, we only got one big one. The first one you gave and then all the other ones were shit. So we got rid of that. I couldn't do it again. He just renamed it from like select select select. Select. The worst thing I had with doing selects was like one of like super early in Like you know, I did selects I gave her the burning. He was like oh, yeah, these are really good You missed the line those like wait what he's like yeah right here. I can't remember what the actor was

It was like they just say like yeah, and I was like oh, I thought they're just being like Green the lot Oh, I thought they were just being like agreeing a lot. I didn't know that was actually a lot of it. It was just like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, oh, OK, I just cut that out. They're just listening to somebody in the blue.

I think I did that with Matt once. One of the lines was like, I thought he was just trying to find his next line, but it was one of the lines. He didn't give a like a urr. It was like a urr. It was like a urr. Well, Matt would like, when he's recording lies, who kind of like riff and character and like say it much better.

He would be like, God damn dude. It will do that a bunch of times. So I just thought he was making those serge noises in between. Might be for Doc too, which is like just like a higher pitch version of the voice. Yeah, Matt's, Matt's always the hardest because there's so much like Adlib and stuff. He's always the most fun. I thought I found. Yeah.

Back from my RVB days. So, I'm not, I can't let you you guys we're getting closer to the end of the podcast I can't let you guys leave without asking where the fucking bike is I Know that's what the fuck you're gonna talk about okay, all right See you talk about the bike at all You broke the bike. You told the story the bike okay Who is really broke the bike you sent the email saying we broke the bike? Well, that was just a courtesy that was more the simple Hmm. Who was gently broke the bike? You sent the email saying we broke the bike.

Well, that was just a courtesy. That was more of a simple application. The question is really not who broke the bike. But why was the bike able to be broken? Okay, that's what I wanted to know. The question is where is the bike? Why is it in the face? Currently?

The main's hallway. Yeah, it's currently, yeah, in the back because we had to show off the building just like important people today. So we're just like, yeah. So they didn't know that okay, so here's what happened a week, so that'll happen Wait before wait before we've talked about what happened to us. Sure. Let's let me preface this with the early trials Okay, so one day I had to go over to the bungalow and rise mongers next to me and he's like, oh, I'm going to bungalow with two And I'm like, oh dude, let's see if we can both ride on this. He's like, you sure? I'm like every bike

I've ever owned can carry two people. It's absolutely do it. So Becky. Yeah, yeah, so we hop son and we have a wonderful ride across We did a couple donuts. We may have done one to two laps around the parking lot Yeah, I rang the bell wing wing it was great. Just laughter and joy and ecstasy was fantastic I dropped them off we did whatever and I went back to work Hands up and I went back to work. Did he tip me? So, just hand stuff up. Yeah, it was all Chris. So then, yeah, weeks pass and we had to go hit the mail. I was gonna get the mail on like a Sunday, so it was like, fuck it, we'll just like take the bike, go around the lot and go to the front, because it was closed.

So first, he starts writing and I'm like, let me write on the back. And he's like, you sure? I'm like, yeah, we can totally do this. So writing and carry, you actually just recently learned how to write a bike, right? Yeah. Like let me ride on the back and he's like you share like yeah, we can totally do this so riding and Carry you actually just recently learned how to ride a bike, right? Yeah, yeah, so I was like you can totally do this The balance will be a little weird, but you got this I did it and you totally you did it carry yeah It was yeah, I got no I didn't know that part of the story. I didn't either you just let us ride a bike Just like a couple months ago. What are you doing when you with like four?

Why not having friends? Yeah you still damn right a bike? No. You don't have to either. Yeah. That's fine. I know a lot of people don't know how to swim. Josh didn't know how to swim. Well, what about the bike? Yeah.

Anyways. Sorry, I do. Sorry. I just blew my mind. So, um, right a bike. See, I'm on the back and, uh, we got a little while, but then you started losing balance. I was like, let's switch. I'll, I'll pedal.

You see on the back. It was super hot day At this point we we decided to go with there's an HB in like a subway next to us We made it all the way to like the subway part. I don't know why we had to go so far around But we did for whatever reason and as soon as I start riding like we get like 10 feet And there's like this nice sweet old lady and she like waves and like ring the bell in wave like hello We immediately hit a pothole and just eat shit and fall off the bike yeah like we're laughing our ass all like just like like straight up fell off the

bike it was like a god damn family guy fall or it's just like a two-frame fall animation is standing and then just on the ground yeah and we're laughing and stuff and then I don't know who realized I think I picked up the bike first and then it was just haha we noticed tire. There it is. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal.

The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal.

The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. The tire is completely metal. you know about this part so the way we brought it back was you know just pushing it along the front wheels turn and just find the back wheels just like

I would ring the bell every now and then we got like halfway back and the whole tire just Like it's like skate pop just from the friction of the ground So then I tried to set it at the back tire up on a skateboard that didn't work very well. Yeah, anyways I'll just carry the bike because because we are innovators, Gavin, that's why. That play. So, it's okay, it's okay, we don't hang out, so you don't know. So, there were two of you, you had a bike and a skateboard, but you both chose to get on the bike.

Because it was more fun. Yes. So, one didn't want to be on the skateboard getting told by the bike. I started off with a skateboard and I was like, I'm nowhere near tubular enough to do this. I need to get on the back of this bike. We also we did over some dirt. Yeah Anyways anyways

So yeah I'm a fucking email saying like hey We broke the bike. We're really really sorry. We should mess up to it. Yeah, yeah one fucking send a really angry But then later she was like oh, it's fine. I'm, your email is so scary. I thought the email was a joke. I was like, I'm not mad. I'm disappointed that you. Those are the worst though. Those are those things. I thought she was kidding because that's a funny email. But then I was pointing to me. I was like, well, she just disowned us. I was replying to everyone as well. It was a public show. It was like, it was like we were dog put inside and it just holding our head down. Yeah, anyway, so so they're like all right

Look just go we'll pay for just go get it fixed take care. I'm like okay, so last weekend We took a two-shot called peddlers to try and get it fixed right around yeah right on a court Carey, but they tell you carry so I took I took it in first We couldn't find fucking parking so I had to walk in by myself with this fucked up I Walk in and we just let it Do they sell bikes there or do they just repair them? No, they sell bikes. Okay. I tried by the place all the time Yeah, they sell bikes. Yeah, they've some nice bikes there So I walk in I was like so I need a new tie or like I need a wheel and they look at it like

They won't make me like don't say anything. They just need a new wheel. And they look at it like, they mold them. They immediately don't say anything. They just go, let me see it. And they take it and they look it up and they look at everything. There's like these two guys are like walking around and one guy's British. I'm not sure why.

Really? Yeah. Oh, what was his name? We could be friends. It was Gavin. It was Gavin. It was crazy. He can know some too.

He's his neighbor. He remembers his name. So like they're looking at it and they're like, yeah, we can't fix that. And I was like, oh, like, you mean you can't fix it. Yeah, I know I'll just buy a new tire. They're like, no, like, the frame is bent as well. And we can't sell you this because the safety has been compromised. They were legally and morally unable to sell us a new tire to fix it ourselves because it was now a safety. Yeah, right?

I think the ship they tell you to try to unload a bike with the bike and come back in and say, I need a tie. This is the plan. We're gonna go to another store with just the tire and say, listen, could we get a new one? We don't need to see the bike. We need to make sure the safety has not been compromised. You know what, no, we've said, so like the one guy took it back to like, like, put it up

on their like bike lift or whatever the fuck it was. I don't know what the fuck it was. It was some crazy thing. I don't know. And there's another guy back there who wasn't, he didn't hear my explanation or anything like that. He just like, saw the bike and I was like, yeah, man, it was weird. He had a polish and then he was like, wait, this bike didn't get run over.

And I was like, no, it's just two assholes on a bike. He's like, shit. I got right over for sure. Here's the, after I sent out the email, fessing up to us breaking the bike. Here's the text conversation I had with John Reisinger. John, hooray for not breaking the bike when we did it. Yay!

Me, LOL shut up. John, it's Kazama petite little angel made of marshmallows and clouds and carries way down by the sins of all his unclean and deviant thoughts indeed That's a point Yeah, I'm worried. I thought about that So uh, so long story round story. Yeah, short you have to bite has been broken longer than it was working. Yeah No, that's a true way to that is not true Sure you have to buy it has been broken longer than it was working. Yeah Two weeks Two fucking Three weeks to a month is three to four weeks no, I'll say it's been two weeks

I'll say it's been I'm gonna look up the date of that. He's you know I'm saying for three weeks. So what why don't you find your bike? Here's the thing here's the thing when When we broke that fucking piece of shit bike everybody July 20th. Oh That play you're right. Yes Weeks three weeks two to three weeks three to four weeks And have a broken bike decision here. So I

Ever every kept saying like oh man, that was such a nice bike you how did you guys break such a nice bike? We took it to the guy he was like Yeah, I mean this is kind of a piece of shit bike Oh, yeah 200 a target We are legitimately sorry. I miss that bike every day. I'm like, I wish I had the bike. Change the razor scooter, that's fine.

Who's that? Who's fucking... I don't know. I don't know. I get on a fucking razor scooter. Yeah. Fuck you. I got that bike.

You bought the bike. Yeah, I'm the one who went to the store and got it. Oh. I thought it was just some old bike that's on the target. Yeah, I went to target. I gave them $200 to give me the bike. We are very sorry Yeah, so we would stress we did nothing reckless. We just got a bottle with with two people on it So we're wasting like two people's time driving all around walking on your own looking like an idiot. Yeah, well

I know That's fine. We can do that. We were told to fix the bike Yeah, that's what that's what those were our orders. Yeah, sir from from command to fix the bike or die trying. All right, well hopefully we'll have the bike fixed before you're on the podcast. Hopefully we'll do. All right, I guess I'll go riding up on stage. All right, let's time to wrap up. All right, so thanks for watching. We'll be back later this week. Well, we're episode of an episode of Screenplay and an episode of RT Podcast. We'll be back. Happy birthday to Grey.

Happy birthday, Grey. We're here. Yeah, yeah. What, Reese? Why don't you make it sad? Thanks for watching. I'm sad. Don't.

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