Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #285

Episode Date: August 19, 2014

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We definitely traded up in that scenario. Yeah, and then I was gonna come on a couple weeks ago, but I've been busy dying. Yeah. Yeah, what's wrong with you, Holm? You are. I'm dying. I got pneumonia.

I got pneumonia like three, three years ago. You got one up me? You got a first? No, no, it's up. You couldn't die of pneumonia, no, it's up. It's up. It's up. It's up.

Die of pneumonia, right? That might be. I was much younger than you are now when I had had pneumonia. Did Jim Henson die in pneumonia? What's that? Yeah. Jim Henson. RIP.

He did funny voices. I do funny voices. I'm in big trouble. How do you get pneumonia? What is pneumonia? I've never understood this. So, okay, what I understand in pneumonia is you cough a lot to the point where you hurt your lungs and then you get pneumonia? What is pneumonia? I've never understood this so okay what I understand in pneumonia is You cough a lot. Yep to the point where you hurt your lungs and then you have pneumonia and you spit up goo I have to tell you about pneumonia is fluid on the lungs. Okay, I'm the lungs. It's goo. It's really goo on the lungs

Did you sleep upside down? It's long goo. Did you sleep upside down? I'm not a bat To like drain it and night you don't want it to settle on your tanks. You know what you do? Settle on your tanks. You're oxygen tanks. Is that what you do? I mean no, that's why I would do that. Common sense. Do you have, do you have a procedure for when you get sick? Like Gavin just says stop getting sick. Like for me I get a little bit of a sniffle. Then I get a sore throat. Then I get a cough and then I get a three month whatever, like a three month cough. So if I can stop it somewhere along the way, then I'm fine. Just see a lit of warm honey. The throat. While you're upside down sleeping, have a warm honey drip in your mouth.

He's, he could be sick like this for two or three months. He could be. Really? This could be like, are you contagious? Is this a mistake? I'm not contagious much I think we're just gonna have a doctor's term that if you can have pneumonia If you're using this microphone next If a doctor tells you you're not contagious, you should be like prove it to me and you're cough on them It's a free counter I like if they freak out be like oh shit. Oh, these guys definitely full shit. Yeah, I think with pneumonia you can relapse Into it again, you can for sure. Yeah, I think with pneumonia you can relapse

Into it again, you can for sure. Yeah, you definitely can I think my dad went to my dad. Yeah, what do you had it? Yeah, it goes a bit of it What just hits you again? What's the distance like what counts as a relapse? I think over the span of like 18 months it will come back You could relapse technically still that That would just be new pneumonia. It'd be new pneumonia. You're voting. That's not what we call by that is the same thing. You're falling off the pneumonia wagon. As soon as I get on the goddamn network, I'm going to see what this pneumonia actually means.

So why is awesome again? So, Baron finally fixed it. Have you had the thing where you start laughing or you'd like cause it's just triggers just endless deaths? I'm just pneumonia. Are we looking at pneumonia? It's an inflammatory condition. That's all.

That's me, yeah. Oh, it's got goo. It looks just like me. Yeah, good. Look, it's a little stuff. It's food. It's all goo to you. It just affects 450 million people globally per year.

Does it tell you what the name of the goo is? Because it's got a really gross name. 7% of the population, is that right? It's not just mucus. Well, it's a special name. It is mucus, but there's a special name for it when it comes up from lower in here. It's like a whole lot of it. I'm feeling disgusting myself talking about it.

It's like a speculation. Yeah, yeah, you're close. You're close. God damn, what the fuck? Speculent? I was going to speutum. Yeah, I was going to guess bro, yeah, speutum. Speutum.

It's in the Wikipedia. Oh, awful. Speculating. I'm speculating you have pneumonia. This is Dr. Gus. Speculation indicates pneumonia. So how I would say what qualifies as pneumonia? Well, go into the lungs.

I think that's the picture. It's, yeah, it's just, I think you can get any, there's a bunch of different infections you could get. And it just infects your lungs. And your lungs turn into a goo-preusing factor. Why is that like a lung response? That's like some, that's like the literally, the last thing lung should do is fill with fluid.

That's like the response to the cell misses. Well, let's do the thing that kills us. Like, surely that'll kill the infection as well. It's your sinuses that get the goo, and then it drips down, isn't it? Or your lungs actually making good. Yeah, that's why I can't sleep upside down. So just drain into your lungs and give you pneumonia.

Oh, I gotcha. But then they'll drain on your brain. Just make sure you're fucking back. So the serge been a bit gooey recently then. What was it? I did do some serge lines that I'm worried I'm gonna have to redo. Miles hasn't said anything about it. Although Miles just might do the lines for me

and not tell me. Miles doesn't mean sorry. He does. With a cough or like what? Because I've had a little bit of a cough recently. I can't imagine doing a voice like Sardge because that would just kick it off for me. It's tough.

Yeah. I should get workman's time or something. Why do you have a cough? Are you sick? In the last two weeks of Let's Play, so just whenever I talk, I start coughing. What's wrong? Nimonia maybe.

He have pneumonia. It's inflammation of the lung. That's what that means. Nimonia. So that's not a sinus stress. Wouldn't that be Numitis? I don't know. So walking pneumonia is just means you're not in bed.

Basically. You can walk around. You don't even know you have pneumonia. You're like, I just have to call. It's a little long. No, like your demonstration. Somebody're like, God, it's a call. It's a little lumpy. I like your demonstration. Somebody coughed over there. Now I'm worried. I went to the doctor and I knew that my thing was bad because here's how I would breathe out.

And I'm going to affect it so you can hear it. But this is what it actually sound like when I just normally breathe out. It would go. Hahahaha. Yeah, I know. I know what you're talking about. I don't know what it was. Do you know the sound that puppies make when they want something that's like? I was thinking of the sound that the vacuum cleaner makes when a penny gets stuck in it.

It's on the same spectrum, right? Maybe the penny got stuck in a puppy. I don't know. But that's what I would do. I would be trying to go to sleep and I would hear this sound. I was like be trying to get asleep and I'd be breathing and I would hear this sound It was like I'm like, where's that sound coming from it was me Yeah, you're gonna die dude I will see some people are rooting for that, but you know this is one of those things that kills like healthy normal people

Although 750 million people you're get it. Well, it's at 450 for 50 sorry 7% of the population you are correct It's going up as we saw. It's double. It's like a devil. It's like flaky bowl now. Do you know what it's frustrating to me at the doctor? Like that is they, when they send you in for the X-ray, which is definitely got pneumonia when they do the X-ray,

right? It's face got so excited when you said the word X-ray. By the way, I expect you to whip out a cape. What about it when they send you in for X-ray? They go in and they're like, okay take a deep breath. So you go They're like no really take a deep breath But they can't prove that until they actually do the x-ray so it's kind of like some things with a Well, you could have like a vage cyst go on go ahead, but they can only fix it when it's fully

system go on go ahead but they can only fix it when it's fully inflamed I had to wait forever to get my veg system fixed I remember so I had to wait like I had to get up for control for like four months there are some things that you they can only remove if it's swallowed nope not yet it's what are you talking about like some puffy does what are they waiting they wait for your reach maximum there's some illnesses where they have to be in full effect for them to fix them Dead you say so if you're not sick enough, they're like hold on you need to go home

You need to rub on your sister about 30 minutes a day. Come back in three days. What a nice and radity enough diabetes Here's some gatorate and then come back But I already said about there is something that works like my bowl before it fully twisted it was sometimes like partially twist and get swollen And then I guess twist back but they couldn't do anything once it twisted back they were like I guess just come back when it twists again like was it currently just wait wait so you knew the condition for what was the you knew what it was when you got hit by it no I just got swollen ball like every every like nine months it would swell up. Really?

This is the first time I've heard this part of the story. I don't know that too. I thought he just went home one day, Bill went nuts. No, I think he just got a coat. Because he's got a high school piss on a nurse and then get operated on. I think it was like a Otacon or something

with Jason when my ball twisted the first time. And then he was, he's dead. That's scary shit. He was drawing me little pictures of waffles fighting testicles. Why? Because we're like bored of the convention. I still have it.

It's weird. But that's what it happened for the first time. There was a really cool photo from Otokan this time where it was about 70 people who were all dressed as Ruby characters. Man, it's crazy. I'm upset about something. Why are you upset about it? It's good news for Rooster Teeth, but it makes me a little sad that, you know, WB is

doing this, this Ruby thing in Japan, right?apan right right so we had you may have heard of it we ruby got distribution in japan through water brothers in japan right is really awesome and they made the announcement and they did the first you know i guess unveiling at kamiket this past weekend which is a huge japanese manga convention like 500,000 attendees and for years i've been trying to convince bernie and matt that ruchete should go to Comic-Con. Despite the fact that we don't sell manga, what the problem was, like I never would say don't go. But then we would be so out of place, I just wanted to go to Comic-Con. But now, through Warner Bros, we've kind of been a Comic-Con now, so we can't go as a joke at this point. This is strategy in action because it was a

joke to go to Comic-Con before because based on the nature of all the productions we made, like we made red versus blue Lot of different machinima projects even achievement hunter They're very game-centric and even though the Japanese culture is big into video games They're not into the same video games because most of what we do is comedy it didn't cross over Roovy was a way that we were gonna cross over into the Japanese and Chinese markets and it second year It's got distribution over there with water brothers. Yeah.

Water breps just doesn't distribute any of our stuff in the US. They're shipping it to the UK. We're big in Japan. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, you've probably seen these videos on the internet of the line and traffic management. We just talked about it. We just talked about it. Showed on the podcast.

That's crazy. Right. That's crazy. And it worked just like. Right. Yeah. Thousands of people in, I don't know, it looks like in platoons,, just moving at once like getting no martialed into the convention. It's it's fucking crazy Gavin I needed to listen Ruby so I'm getting at wait

Gavin I had to stop in Japan for 36 hours. Yeah, what's your biggest regret from that trip? I don't know we can get the steak. I think it's a Kobe beef Yeah, we get the Kobe beef at the restaurant But we're there 36 hours. That is the most orderly I have ever seen Non-associated people in my life like they all get on the right side of the elevator and they do not fuck around It's very precise. You know, it's also awesome about Japan I don't know if you noticed it the close elevator door button works. Oh, is it true? So it's like functional Yeah, when you when you want you get in you just hit that door hit that button fucking doors closed

Fucking amazing. I'll switch away from Japan. Yes, so we're actually going from Japan is we stayed in that same hotel The hotel in Japan where Bill Murray stays in loss and translation. Yeah, that is like a Five-star plus hotel whatever that is. It's super nice. The problem is Americans are not prepared for Japanese level of service. It is you constantly feel like Aware of yourself because every time you walk in a room Everybody that works the hotel stops. Yeah, what they're doing turns and faces you like in the hallway when you see the maid That sounds like a Stanley Kubrick film. It feels very much like that. They would bow as well Yeah, they would bow as well. I was I must yeah, the bow

I felt like when we was in a room with her cart outside and she heard you in the hallway, she would come out of the room, stop working and sit there and bow. As you were buying your like, I'm fine. Yeah, please, you can finish your job. I don't want to slow you down. When we were checking in at that big round table,

we like sat down. I felt like I was buying a house with you. It did. Yeah, they were doing everything, they were doing all these papers and I had my own pen with which to sign. So you were talking about like unassociated people being orderly You don't get that America. I was I drove to the best place here earlier today

And I saw this young man and this young woman walk out of best out of bed bath in beyond and they were like, you know carrying the various like bags of stuff and I don't know they were kind of talking. I was like, oh, that's like a cute young couple there. Oh, and then they like walk, that kind of towards me in the parking lot, then they like separate and go into different cars and like drive off in different directions. I was like, those people might have just been like having like a little bit of chit chat, but in my mind I was like, oh, I'm kind of sad. They look like they would have worked out. They probably just bumped into each other, said a couple of words and then went about their days,

and then my head was like, oh, that's too bad it didn't work out. I did the same thing on a plane, it's something I'm a racist. Right then, the plane, that was one of the most embarrassing situations in my life. It's terrible. You know what I gotta say though,

is Gavin, when was the last time you went to the doctor? Did you go to the doctor for this cough? No, no. I've never been to the doctor in this country. You've never been, you've lived your two and a half years Straight so you went to the doctor in two and a half years. Oh long that maybe like six or seven years I think I guess since my bowl that was 2007 because you had a medical Catastrophe and that's why you went to the doctor, right? Yeah, see that's the thing is like they they you go to the doctor and they're like

You breathing out and all that stuff they train you they train guys between about the age of 18 and anything out and all that stuff. They train you, they train guys between about the age of 18 and 35. They train you not to go to the doctor because, I mean, just demographically, a lot of doctors are dudes and older dudes, especially the treat guys. And you go into like, you're saying you're like 25 and you go and I got this and then you get some 50 out of that. I got that. They're like, oh, I'm coming in. They always say the same thing. Stop drinking and lose a little bit of weight. That's all they say. Get more sleep.

When they just show you out, they don't test you for anything. Get the fuck out. They train you to like, not go to the doctor. Until you're like, That's treating you and like looking over your shoulder at the next patient. Yeah, can we get the fuck out of here, kid? I think the last time I went was,

when I hit that thing, remove from my ear. Oh, God. Pressed. You know, I think about that. There was a situation today. Did you have to enlarge it to a certain degree before you'd ever removed? Yeah. It had to have just fucking jam some more shit in there.

Had to reach maximum. We were in a situation the other day where Gus was going to give me headphones or something and I really thought long and hard about it. Maybe it was a let's play situation. There was something where I could potentially come in contact with something they contacted your ears and I was really worried about it. Right, that's fine. Now it's more like a story.

The outer ear is clean. No. You're not like going to touch your ear, driving your ears. He's out of ear. No, my mind's kind of nasty. My mind's the way. He's probably me. He's a sitting.

He's a sitting from head to toe. Only in the wrists. I don't think I've ever corroded anything else. Just laptops. Macopros. You ever have like change and you hold your hand for a long time then it's gone. You're right there. I take I don't think I've ever corroded anything else just laptops macro pros You ever have like change and you hold in hand for a long time then it's gone So how long would you been doing we haven't seen you on the pockets long time would you been up to apart from dying apart from dying It's pretty much it. I mean we did the day five shoot. Oh, there was that

Would have been was that before TX before TX wasn't before TX. Are you sure it was before it's yes? Jesus. That would have been... Was that before RTX? Before RTX. Was it before RTX? Are you sure it was before RTX? Jesus, what have I been doing? Do you show the trailer to RTX? Oh yeah. That's a nice job to stay out of the scene, the timeline, I can not figure that out. Yeah, I mean, we've just been so busy,

just been a ton of stuff, gone on an art to pinpoint one thing that's been taking up all my time. Lost a live action. We did a bad naked ladies video. We did another bad naked ladies video. We did a bad naked ladies video. We did a bad naked ladies video. We did a bad naked ladies video. We did a bad naked ladies video. We did a bad naked ladies video. We did another bad naked ladies video. It was nominated for Streamy today. That's like what an employee,

I like that one the other one. That's like what an employee who doesn't do anything says. I don't know. I did that one thing. So many things. I don't know one thing I can particularly call out. You found me out, yes. You didn't even fire him in front, too.

That would be a lot of fun. That would be worked, though. And, you know, like I said, I don't want to do any work. Do you have a high on someone and fire them just for a laugh? Like just be like, well, you know, someone knowing that you're going to fire them. We actually talked about that strategy recently. They say that when you're directing a movie or a big project, you should fire somebody on the first day.

Yeah. Really? Yeah. You establish dominance. Get out. Yeah. Or just pee on someone. I mean, be the same figure. Who was it? They told us that Michael Bay story the other day. That was funny that Michael Bay would fire people like just indiscriminately

But if you just went and changed your shirt and came back in a different shirt, he would know it was the same person and you would just keep working Coming back with the glasses in the nose Yeah, he identifies people by shirt like every day to see you get a new crew You red shirt. I don't like you anywhere you're out of here. And you come back in a blue shirt and he's like, yeah, I like your style. Yeah, stay in there. Yeah, do some more of those crazy shots.

I sure it's a great guy. Yeah. Like shirts am I kind of feeble. I would just buy a ton of the shirt that I was wearing and then when I get fired just give everyone that shirt. So it's like, which one was it? You're creating your loss to the crowd. Like the assassin's's Creed character.

It would be great to be like actually hire somebody who that is their job. To be fired? Yeah, just like you tell them like, all right, like you start your job. It's like, welcome aboard. This is craft services. We're going to be called sheet. It's at 8 a.m. Sometime between about two and three, director Michael Bayes and the Commites are going

to fire you. And then just for the rest of the day do whatever you want. I wonder if that's a resume someone has, it's the fire guy on a bunch of movies. Yeah, what do you do, like power techniques? No, no, no, I get fired. Yeah, it helps the director establish dominance. And it's my duty.

No, we deal. I'm a little bit of a unique gig. Yeah, that is not a unique gig in that job. It doesn't already exist in Hollywood. How has that not open a movie yet Great thing I like showed up the first day did a really great job and then like the union reps are like you need to fire this guy He's great. He's our core. He's better than the actual crew. He's going strike everybody, but that guy And the one guy doesn't mean fired still works across the line.

I think I think we got a new comedy on our hands. Have we have we now that Hallum is doing the, they're going to be directing laser team? I don't think we've, have we said that officially? Do you know that man? We just did. Oh, it's to me. Great. Looking forward to it.

No, I think we talked about, I thought we talked about it on one of the streams. Do we do it on the live stream? But maybe we didn't. So I'm going to direct laser team. Officially, officially. Yeah. Yeah. So we're writing laser team. Officially, officially. Yeah. Yeah. So we're writing laser team.

We're a big time into pre-production right now. Yep. I've already seen it. I don't know how we're going to do it. Oh, man. That's someone else's problem, right? The last. Just write it and fuck it.

Someone else figured out. The last draft of the script is just so funny. Yeah. We've been so funny. I'm cool slow-mo. You want me to do some slow-mo for you? Yeah. Did you guys do a slow-mo for the video shot today? Yeah. Yeah, because I didn't see it in the cut. It was a

Oh, do we have a cut on? Yeah, it's still still downloading. It was the shot was 132 gigs. It was like 70 uncompressed and when I yeah, and I downloaded it as 132 gigs. But one shot is look 5 seconds 5 seconds. So what's your buffer now for a fan to footage? Like what's the most you could record on the new one? Mm-hmm five seconds That's your maximum wave maximum speed. Yeah, I see everybody destined He put out a really cool video by the way slow-mo guys was nominated for best science and education show He's educated this is a science nominated Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a slow-mo guys video projected onto the front of a classroom with a bunch of kids watching it is disturbing. Hundreds. Yeah, Red vs Blue is in some university textbooks.

Really? That's frightening. Don't go to that university. I mean, that's all that tells you. You open up your book and you see Red vs Blue in the pages. You're paying too much for your education. No, it's ever sent me one of those textbooks. I've seen pictures of them, but then they just...

When we got contacted early on, I think like in 04 four we got an email from someone who wanted to put like Yeah, I was a screenshot in and we were like why I want to say we've done like given the okay to several in Australia Yeah, for some reason so there are there are occasions worth like two thirds of ours Did you say I think you're the next thing right? It's not quite the same. Yeah, yeah, I'm to use it. Yeah, we did I forget I forget what the course was even about it It's it's it's it's gotta to be the most bullshit course on campus. I ended up in the best lab course in college, I think of anybody, because I did basically four years of college, but I needed one more class, maybe like three more hours, and it was

just an elective. And so I had already walked in the course that I had in the summer after I had walked was History of comedy. Oh, and all we did was watch comedy retains and there wasn't any There were any tests. Yeah, it was great. You just like going in like laugh for an hour and leave and then we had tests and Nothing, but it's pretty awesome. Yeah, my last class. I was computer science during the dot com era the Professor that I had was upper division. It was a networking class. So it's regional networking so Obviously Everyone in there was interested at the time very much in internet technologies, which were so recent that

He didn't really know much about that so we taught us the basics Even said that being in the class goes look you guys you're probably know a lot more about TCP a p What's going on right now than I do. So I'm just going to teach you the basics of networking and you'll be able to apply these fundamentals and anything you go off and do. By the end of the semester, he made the comment.

He goes, I'm pretty sure that it was about 30 of us in the class because it was upper division. He said, I'm pretty sure that everyone in this class has a better paying job right now than I do. Like his was a dot comment. Everybody was like leaving the last like few months of class. It was like 40 or 50% attendance maximum. Because everyone was at work.

He didn't sound better. No, he thought it was really interesting. He really didn't think it was really interesting. He was a pretty cool dude. But then like a year and a half later, when he was still in one with a job, and they were all coming back. Yeah, it's here.

You will have a double burst. Yeah. We just met a dude. We've fulfilled our first in house laser team perk. Yeah. The guy who got the uh, Salomo guys shoot. He shot, look better in Salomo. He shot with Gavin. I'm a fan that they shot a video together. And then Matt and I took him out to lunch afterwards. And I just finished law school. And I thought that was brunx. He went back to go to law school. And I thought it was brilliant because he went basically when they connoisse tagged he went back to school

Which is like the perfect time to go to school, you know when you know The delay paying the loans Well, it's just like jobs are scarce and it's like why not spend that time and investing your own education You know at that point time if you're gonna do it double down an unemployment We're spending even more money exactly right. Oh Yeah, I'm gonna read this uh I'll undermine everyone this episode of the podcast is brought to you by Hover. When you have a great idea, you want to secure a domain name for it. You want something

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What's interesting to me is you say that you had an upper division class with like 30 people in it. I only went to school in here. I think everyone knows that. My freshman year, I think my biggest class was chemistry, which was like a required course everyone took. And it was in the biggest lecture hall on the on campus. Sure. There were 300 people in that class. Okay. The smallest class I had, um, is it rice? Yeah. Was 12 people. And it was like, that was the most nerve-wracking class because you could not bullshit it. Because it was like, uh, literally, it was in a environment just like this where we're sitting. And the professor's there. It's like, you know, he will turn to you and ask you a question like, I don't fucking know. You know, it was like literally, it was in a environment just like this where we're sitting and the professor's there, it's like, you know, he'll turn to you and ask you a question

like, I don't fucking know, you know, it's like, it's like, it's, it's kind of intimate. I'd be scared of even like, yawning or something. Right, yeah, you're like, I'm definitely going to be awake for that class. It's super, super fucking intimidating. It's hard not, you know, it's hard to take classes that you can't sleep through. I mean, in college, you know, I mean, like, isn't everybody scheduling college just completely wacky? Yeah.

Where you're waking up at, you know, or a class that if you miss, it's noticed. Yeah, yeah. It's not like you're just lost in the sea of faces. Yeah, it was tough. I would say, one of the things to do is like college students take about 12 or 15 hours of classes a week.

Yeah. And college students always talk like to the busiest people on the planet. You know, they, what? It's like a day of work. Yeah. And I mean, granted, there's reading to do outside of it as well. And there's obviously assignments, everything. But college students per capita act like they are the busiest fucking people on the planet. They just whine about how busy they are constantly. And they sleep to fucking noon. It's like to have the classes anyway. Yeah. Do you know that like the, uh, I get it. I've complained about it all the

time. I feel like I'm busy. The recurring dream a lot of people have where you have missed your classes for the year and then you have to still have it still have it to this day. I did that in real life. Did you? Yeah. Twice. Once I mean two variations of it. One was a biology class. Yeah. That was it was like one of those classes like us to talk about. Where was like 15 people? I was like getting out of this as fast as possible. And I thought I had dropped it. And then I turned out I forgot to drop it and then I realized later that I hadn't. So then I had to go and catch

up and it was like we were basically on final exam by the time I realized it. That was terrible. And then the other one was that you know the dream where you like dream where you wake up and like, oh, I'm in the test, but I missed the test and I slept through it. I did that on a Spanish exam. You'd read these long paragraphs of Spanish and I fell asleep while I was reading it. And then I woke up when I heard a door slam because there was people starting to exit from being finished with the test. And I was on the first page. You know, I was like 20 pages or something We just yeah pretty much there's like multiple choice everything's a C you know or whatever

So everything's a C except your great Hey guys, I've been reading a lot of posts about a choppy stream tonight I did let Patrick in the booth know about it. He's looking into what's going on Safety and solvents choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy into what's going on safe and clean chop chop chop chop chop chop chop so I have a new like neurose and thing I'm nervous about at the office what is this um so you know our our bathroom still under construction is it is it whatever the dip is hey look hola what's our bathroom gonna be done the bathroom is gonna be done I don't know like a couple weeks, three weeks? Shit still.

Something like that. They built the outside of that bathroom so fast. They did, yeah. Well, so in the meantime, Did you get the charging project works? Yeah. Did you get about 80% done in about 20% of the time? Did you guys put the first thing they put in to the need bathrooms?

Was the shit smell? Well, it's a sewer pipe. The water pipe, then put out the woolen. It smelled like poo. It's a sewer pipe in there. Yeah. They were chipping away with the pickaxe. I thought it's the sewer pipe. The one in the woods is smell like poop. It's a sewer pipe in there. Yeah. They were chipping away with the pickaxe. I thought that's a fucking danger job.

One dude is down in the hole. The sewer pipe, he's like ding ding ding. And the rest of the dudes, he can tell they've been on more than one job. They're all backed away. And the fuck up. They're all watching him. In the mean time, while we're waiting for the bathroom

to be built, you know, we can go over to our next door neighbors over in Soundcheck. And the men's bathroom is two urinals and a stall. First of all, I'll never take a shit over there because I'm nervous. I don't want people seeing my shoes and knowing I'm shitting. I don't know, it's a weird thing. Well, so let me ask you that then,

because you said you don't poop in the honey wagon either. I go to the bungalow. You go to the bungalow. You don't want to poop in the honey wagon either after we had what Blaine did. No, no, no, no. The honey wagon's almost, the door doesn't lock.

You know what Blaine does with the, have you ever used the honey wagon yet, Matt? Who ever used it? Yeah, I'm sorry. You're the pedal on it. What Blaine did no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry, I stand at the one next to him and when I start peeing I become very self-conscious about the strength of my stream Do you have a weak stream? No, I know it's like what if my stream sounds weak Do people with small dicks have weak streams? I was like what if he thinks I have a small dick because my stream is too weak I'm like I'm in my own head about it and so I had to turn it was like listen man I don't know Conscious about the story

Did you stop pissing harder to try and be comfortable like I don't know it's like psychic myself out in my own head surely a small a penis would have increased flow Right, wait, so I guess like when you're an inverse religious of a garden Oh, right, it's like at a funnel like you paused up in a funnel It's like whatever speed and it comes out like yeah, cuz it's all compressed down the Like someone with a big limp dick would have a really weak Piss stream I think you just have a longer to go just these pressure over time Right it makes sense to me. It's only makes sense. So now I just know I can't be in the subject anymore

I have to go to the bungalow But why don't you just put why don't you just do what Bernie suggested, kind of, and just put your thumb over it. Like a garden house. Just do that. Because then it's like, right? Yeah, what you can control, you need to like a thimble or something. I don't know.

Yeah, you can do it. You can do it. Is there a product out there? It's portable. But you can use it's like make sure your instincts sound stronger. Just get masked. It's like a little good.

And like cut, like this trim the hole down with masking tape and that's it Then you have like test on this. Yeah, what can you put around your bell end to make your strongest dream Like one of those garden holes click click or get a jet or you get the spray you need one of those syringes in the back You're like a syringe without the needle on you know, you like plunge it Yeah, just the end and just put that over the top and it would funnel it in What is one of the things too? It's like we all know how to pee harder like if you have your your pee

That knows as well. It's just a natural thing like oh, I need to pee faster or harder Right, and that's just a thing that you can do like I can make myself have you ever pushed yourself to maximum force Because I know I've done some piece where it's just like I need to wrap this up sounds like a tagline of terrible 80s action really but sometimes I'll just see I can places to go like sometimes it's like I got places to be less and you go and I feel the strain but I've never really gone for it like I've never gone

Like pissed as hard as I possibly could because I'm worried that I'll like piss some of the inside of my dick out Something You'll hit the back wall too fast yeah in bird something Like a piece of like a piece of blood will come out So what you're passing and you think you have P that? 70, no 80%. Really? 80%.

What about you? Well, when I was younger, I mean, we go for, I think about velocity. I mean, I get, I have like a team of like German engineers there clocking me or anything like that. But what I would do is I would see how far back from the toilet I stand. Yeah. End up like pissing from the corridor like, I'm shocked. Into the bar.

I'm surprised that there isn't a device that you people can put in a urinals like in public restrooms that show like the pounds per square inch of pressure that you're putting at any moment. That's not a game. It's not a game. Is it? Yeah, they seem like the same. You can do no problem.

Where's the you go the the fair and let's get the you do the water gun. Yeah, the one that raised the little piece in the class. And then you could have like a leaderboard like today's high score this week's high score all-time high score You're like oh man, that's some serious pressure. It was a lot of beer wouldn't it? You buy a shitload of beer. We should absolutely do this. We ever know it as a kid that if you're on the toilet and you take a drink of water That it doesn't come straight out. Yeah, yeah, I was not like if you get I would recognize a kid I'd think if you could eat Consulate at what point would you reach the equilibrium? We're eating at the same time. You're like just

Capacity it doesn't make sense for living that either because like you're you got suffocates and stomach and intestines and all that stuff It's really just one continuous loop though, isn't it? So why is it isn't just the conversation that spawned that movie human caterpillar or whatever What are we gonna be gonna be gonna be before us? conversation that spawned that movie human caterpillar or whatever. You would send a video. You would send a video for the horrorous. We don't I used to think of two which we'd reach mad. Is it if you think about it? They were trying to buff lives.

That's a much better ending. She's in a Christmas. But I was thinking about this, your digestive system, as weird as it sounds, is the outside of your body. Like if you listen, if you just follow the cotton you're gonna be your skin like this, there's like here's your cheek, there's stuff in your cheek. You can't get to cut your cheek to see it right, but if you follow just the surface of your skin it goes then into your mouth and then goes down through you like a tube like

your digestive system is like a hole that runs through you. Yeah but everything on the inside is an outside at some point. Well, what do you say? What? Everything on your inside. Wait, wait, wait, wait is inside? Is it inside? Everything that isn't inside. Okay, wait, wait, just, what do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? Everything that isn't inside has to be outside at some point.

I have no idea. I really don't know this one. I'm a guest of like, I just want you to just say it. No, because look, because then it's like, my inside is the space between my side and then where my intestines are stuffed in there like kidneys and stuff. My circulatory system doesn't ever touch the outside. Ever? Be a saying like,

if you're on the outside, then it goes into your mouth. I say like my mouth, that my digestive system is actually like a hole that runs all the way through me. Like think of a donut. Yeah, I'm thinking, I'm saying like the inside of a building, it becomes outside at a door.

Yeah, but there's inside the walls that never they're not out there that aren't ever exposed Right, but you know, don't let me think it's never on the inside of your mouth Like this is never in your mouth, and this is never outside your mouth. This is exact same I've seen this is space of stuff that's inside my body like my brains inside my I'm sorry to you. I should wait you just waiting. I'm just asking you what. You have a donut, right? Okay. Imagine a donut. Now imagine a donut that's shaped like a cylinder, okay, if you could.

Like a stack of donuts. No, no, just one donut. Just one donut. Just one donut. Like eight donuts on top of each other. But it's continuous, right? Yeah. So the outside of the donut's here, and then there's the hole that runs down the middle.

Yeah. But the hole is actually outside of the donut. The interior of the donut is actually the dough in the middle of the ring. The part you don't see. The part you don't see. I see what you mean. So imagine now you have donut like that. It's sneaky.

Like your intestines, the intestine or digestive system. That hole is still the outside. It's still like, I see what you're saying. It's like a whole punch through the thing. So I always had this weird thing of thinking my digestive system is still being outside my body. It just runs through the middle of my body.

You basically got something that's outside on the inside. Yeah. And it's like splitting you into. Right. It's like this sort of your body is different than that part of your body. Right. You ever had one of those water snails? Yes.

And you push it through and like it will suck your finger up. Yeah, or you should throw it to somebody's hard to catch. Yeah. It's like a water balloon with a hole that goes in the middle. Yeah. And you'll hold it in your head. And you'll hold it And you'll hold it outside and just ends up on the inside. But it's still not the water. I was saying that if I caught you funny,

you would end up inside out. You're the one who thinks of you and Pete's are on your dick turns inside out. So sure, why not? But you get what I'm saying there. You do understand what I'm saying. I've always thought of my thing. But don't know what's the good analogy.

Thank you. You really wanted to be over with that one. I think if something is true on a smaller scale, you can just scale it up. That was a moment there where I thought you were meant to, but actually made sense. See, thank God. Welcome to our world.

Thank God I talked my way out of that. I'm having a joy, by the way. You know what's the times we talk about things on the podcast and the audience won't let them go. My new favorite thing are people who can't cope with my definition of zombies. But you bring it up every time. You bring it up every time.

I love it because I love it because I love it so much because these people are just trying to explain to me. I'm mad on a podcast. They said, It's low zombies, fast zombies. Nope, just zombies and general like 20 days later, how they say those are infected, they're not zombies. Okay.

All I'm saying is fast zombies, slow zombies, infected, whatever, it's all zombies. It's all zombies, all of them. I'm not splitting hairs anymore. I'm not taking time out of my day to argue with people about what's infected, or that's a ghoul, or that's a whatever, or that's a zombie. You're taking time out of your day to argue with people about what's infected or that's a ghoul or that's it

Whatever that's a zombie you're taking time out of your day to constantly re-explain that you don't care Because I'm making fun of the people who constantly come at me. There's people just like just what about I don't get it They do like no let me explain you where's the line then so something like nothing like I am legend zombies Right, okay, so say something so you're saying in 20 days later. They were infected with a rage virus They make some money running what about a real human who has rabies and is like, no, zombies are a fictional thing. I recognize the zombies are fictional. That's what I'm saying.

I'm not saying like this. Don't step to the movie with bunch of people with rabies attacking people. It does. That's on the same. It is. It is. That's on that. It totally is.

If it's on the movie, if it's one person with rabies, it's a guy who's got rabies. Right. If one person comes out with that, it's zombies. That's what that means to me. So zombies is a collection. It's a bunch of humans that are your enemy. That's it. And they're like not of their like human.

They're not. It's not a war. So Russia. No, that's a war. That's a war. That's a war. Drunk Russians. Zombies. That's a war. That's a war. Drunk Russians. Zombies.

God, how much the dash cam culture in Russia is really, that could be its own vertical on YouTube at this point. I can't say how many dash cam videos I see on a regular basis. I'm never around anything that happens as exciting and drastic. I've never seen somebody get out of their car and punch somebody else or anything. Happens all the time. I saw somebody get out of their car just in front of the studio the other day. Really? They were gonna go fight someone.

I don't know, I don't know what happened. We were at the light over here. There was a car in front of me and there was a car to my right in the right turn lane. And the car to my right, like literally, just stopped right next to me and wasn't going in the right turn lane. I looked at, I was like, well, that's weird.

I guess they want to cut in on the lift lane. And the dude in front of me in the passenger seat was just like turned around staring at them., I was like, well, that's weird. I guess they want to cut in on the lift lane. And the dude in front of me in the passenger seat was just like turned around staring at them. And I was like, Oh, what's going on here? Dude in the passenger seat got out, walked around my car. And I started walking to the driver of the car next to me. I was like, Oh, shit, they're going to fight. The car next to me just took off. I was like, I have no idea what happened. No idea. Then the guy in front of me just got back in his car and they took off. Would you have asked? I always ask. There was a cop in front of my neighbor's house taking a picture of their house. A yoke lost his deliberately on the pitch.

No, they just locked up. I think I left him in my car and they got partially melted. I'll just take him off. I left some hedgehog in your cot once and you gave it back to his suit. It was gross. It was like, it gets so hot in Texas and the interior of the car. It's like brutally brutally hot But yeah, there was a cop in front of my neighbor's house taking a picture of the gate and

There was another cop in the car, so I just walked up the officer and I was like what's it was going on? Why are you taking a picture of the gate? He's like, don't worry about it Get out of here. I was like well in the neighbor. So I'm not trying to be nosy because it gives everything's fine I don't know why I'm not trying to be nosy. I'm just the neighbor here. I know right. I didn't even inform him. I realized that I said I'm not trying to be nosy. I'm just the neighbor. Did you come back again?

We're in a different color. I did. I did. Don't worry. Sorry. We just had some reports of zombies. They just just raised me. That's right.

That would be a strong question. Don't worry about it. You know, rabies actually kills a lot of people every year. Doesn't it? Yeah, we were more or less than you both there was some chart it's way more than Ebola you can get vaccinated against the economy can people get vaccinated for rabies what you have to take the show off you get bit you can take it after you get bit huh I think why not stop getting symptoms of rabies but I just never heard anybody what wouldn't we be

you to the bed and the bits like one the dog, and one for you, sir. Yeah. No, but it's, uh, it's actually like in relation to how dangerous animals are. It's like mosquitoes were the most dangerous animals. Uh, I think they put this out for sure. I think man is the most dangerous. Man is second to mosquitoes. Man is second to mosquitoes.

Mosquitoes are a fucking bitch. Bull of shit. They killed a lot of people. We're gonna step it up. Well, I think men kill men kill a Lot of people not necessarily directly your bioxid I'm gonna show how they like what a car accident qualifies a man killing another man. Yeah human killing those human Wood what if you made the chart sure

What I'm gonna drive itself of you. Yeah What could now with those Google cars? Well, what happens if you what happens if you're at fault and you die? Is that human killing a human? Yeah, that's accidental What about suit what about suicide? What about it? What that count? Well, if you human did it mosquito Most deadly because if that would count then I would say yes someone who gets in a car crash and they're at fault would count as well It's a really morbid talk. You know the most dangerous animal in America is the most dangerous animal in America is

Mountain line deer because they oh, suddenly Rex so fucking stupid Dear are the dumbest animals on the planet. They are pretty fucking dumb because they're like a lot of a bright light coming at them Really quickly and they stop or they jump in front of it and then stop that's fucking dumb. you're really a bright light coming at them really quickly and they stop or they jump in front of it and then stop that's fucking dumb that's like I'm gonna stay alive You know here's so here it is mosquitoes kill 725,000 people a year human skill 475,000 people a year That's got to be direct killing people Yeah, I don't think what about what about like if there's one guy who breeds mosquitoes. It's just human

Right, I mean, it's right. I mean Mosquito or the guy this list goes to shit really fast snakes are snakes kill 50,000 people every year World what 50,000 people yes worldwide all humans 25,000 people can kill dogs every year. 25,000 people. By dogs. Yeah, dogs are lethal. That's like a hundred a day almost. 100 people a day get killed by dogs. Is that almost? It's a little less like 66 people a day. Wow. Yeah. It's enough. I mean, 66 people a day. It's a lot. Does it break it down by kind of dog? No. Doesn't. Two hour. The talker spaniel. Then 10,000 people you're are killed by T.C. flies. I know about those. T.C. flies. T.C. T.C. T.C. T.C. T.C. T.C. T.C. T.C.

flies. Okay. Then a 10,000 people are killed by the assassin bug. You feel like the assassin bug would be upset about its low ranking on that list. Where is the Ninja Turtle? Down there. But right behind that is Freshwater Snails. What? Freshwater Snails. 25 hundred people a year killed by Roundworm, 2000 by Tapeworm, a thousand people a year killed by Crocodiles.

Three a day. So people would get killed by... Wait less than dogs. 25 times less. But how come you can getting killed by a dinosaur. Who gets done by a snail? Yeah, they get so bad at asking for a rest. Yeah, I'll look that up.

But it's like that's got to be the worst. Like you go to that fueler, how do you die? Snails. What did you trip on? We just couldn't get away. You're 50 times more unlikely. 50 times more like a pod of ponimists than a shark. 50 times more like they get killed by a hipp like a pod of misdynastin a shark 50 times more likely to get killed by him 10 people in your You can't let your body that's it. I'm stuck on the snail thing should everybody go around with salt

Skisto my asses. I'm looking stuff Skisto my asses. So let's let's take bets There's just gonna be like eating snails or like how's how's this snail death accomplish? I think he's looking it up. So maybe like infecting the water or something? Oh like they drink dirty water that snails have infected somehow Yeah, like snail slime in the throat. I want to say it's a Star Trek 2 wrath of con snails. Oh in the ear. Yep, okay They put in helmet Crawls in the ear. They hear that really freak me out as a kid. You get possessed when I was a kid I couldn't watch that scene. Oh, I was the same way

Rathacond when they put the green thing in the ear. Oh, that fucked me up too. Yeah, that was fertile. That was rough I'm gonna say snails Go in their nose while they're asleep. Oh They transmit a parasite which I don't know why they don't say the parasite is the thing that kills people Yeah, but it's the main vector for the transmission of this parasite also called Kata Yama fever main vector for the transmission of this parasite, also called cateyamafever.

ZZ is called by pericic worms of the schistosomotype. So what are the snails coming? So, to tell you, this disease is spread by contact with water that contains the parasite. These parasites are released from freshwater snails that have been infected. So I was right. The disease is especially common among children in developing countries as they are more looking to play in infected water. Other high risk groups include farmers, fishermen, and people that using infected water for

their daily chores. Can I give you just water killed you? That would suck. Would you take 10 million dollars? No. Yes. You just get it. Sure.

But for the rest of your life, there's a snail that's trying to get you, and you can't ever be touched by the snail, otherwise you'll die. Is it actively trying to get me? It's going for you at all times. Wow. But at the speed of a snail. I would tell you that's 10 million. And if it touches you,'ll die. Is he actively trying to get me? It's going for you at all times. At the speed of a snail. I would tell you if it touches you you die. Yeah. So you could like go to a different country and try and forget about it, but eventually it would show up. Yeah. Especially like the 10 million dollars came with immortality as well. So then it's like the snail in the snails immortal as well. So the dumbest hypothetical question ever.

I don't like everything. Wellinical questions to begin with. But you can just one fucking takes the cake. There's a snail hunting you down and you're immortal and it's immortal and you've got 10 million authors. It's just time. It's just time. It'll get you eventually. I thought it was a great one.

It's about it. If it's time to work, you can go home, you'll be safe for the night. When you come back to work, be careful. Like I would get on a spaceship and go to another planet because I'm immortal. And then I would, video conference with somebody say, show me this nail. I mean, show me another,

and then I, but then you would hurry you land on like Alphys and Tari too, you'd get up the, you'd be like, where's that fucking snail? I don't know. Well, you don't know, like, you're on that video conference. You start thinking, what if the snail got to the guy? And that's like another snail, and the real snail is coming to get you It's like the snail is in the doorway slowly creeping up on you're going laugh it up

Asshole, look at you. How disappointed with the snail be every time you change directions Yeah, fuck If you could just wait for it to get right up to your foot and then just step over it go the other way What happens to the snail is you when it gets you? What is the snail you at that point? Does he get a share of the 10 million, whatever you haven't spent? Yeah, it just sits in the briefcase of money.

So I mean, it's got to look for to you sleeping. If you're the snail, you sleep while your tennis is away. You're gonna have to measure the snail's speed and know that it has to be that far away from you every time you sleep, distance. Speed. So with your 10 million dollars, you have to pay a snail spotter. Yeah, I was put GPS I also had a budget like 10 million to like I think a higher Distraction and stuff and like buy you food say be sleepy

Like oh, man, I got another turkey delivery food So what so here's the thing too would it be better to like get us far away from the snail or always know where the snail is? I would like to keep it nearby because I think I got far enough away and too comfortable. I forget about it. Well keep your friends close and your snail in the least closer. I think that's where that phrase came from. The uh uh the I was looking at Twitter here and the Safari crashed and I just realized I hadn't looked at the wallpaper on this I was just like why is it so I'm scared? It's sad, yeah.

I've no idea who did that but it really freaked me down when I looked at it. It's like size in that shot. That is my life size. I don't know who did that car. Sorry. Did you call your own face gross? You look at the picture again. Oh picture Mary, you did it. She looks disappointed, but look she's looking down for the snail

I'm having on the feet so she could show it, but she's not gonna show it. She's not gonna show it Out okay There it is! Oh! Okay, thank you very much for that. I want to say that it's so bad right now. So I've been setting up the permanent communal let's play environment over there in Joel's old office. And I realize there's nothing worse in the world than getting a paper cut

under your fingernail. That's pretty bad. I was opening up a package and I was like, oh, I'll just cut this with my finger. Nope, fucking right under the nail. And so now I feel like I can't use that finger and opening up other packages. So I'm like, I'm gonna work around it. Wow, you got nine others.

Jesus Christ. Have you ever bruised the bottom of your foot? Like bruise your heel or your toe pad? That's like, it's unbelievable. I once pulled all the muscles in my ribcage on a trampoline. Or your pissant too hard. No. Nothing inverted.

But I couldn't breathe hard. I had to do really small slope. Yeah, if you're a fucking bi-fram, that really messed you up. I tried to backflip on a trampoline and just like everything went. Got all struts. And I couldn't run either, really hurt. I think we talked about that before, how strange and going back to the lungs again How strange the lungs are it's like they can't inflate themselves essentially your diaphragm acts like a giant bellow

Yeah, which like sucks air. Yeah, I guess it's That's why CPR way too brief because you're just compressing it it pulls air in what that's not this compression part of CPR But that's a part of it. You press the root case. That's the part. Pressing the heart. Then you do the breast puff puff puff. So you think that when you do this on someone's root case, you are simulating the pumping of their heart. You only give two breaths for every 15 pumps of CPR. You only breathe like eight times a minute and most. I breathe like 10. Just over a chiever. I like to breathe a lot. So why did you tip the head back? To clear the passage. Open the mouth. Open the mouth. To breathe in their mouth. So when you press the MECPR, never give me see. Look, the pushing on the body is not

to simulate breathing. The pushing on the body is to simulate the heartbeat. I'm not saying that might not achieve that, but you're supposed to breathe in the person's mouth. It's not the primary function. It's supposed to breathe in the person's mouth. What? Gavin, who told you CPI? I think there's like a new revised version of CPI. Yeah, it's awful. You don't want to do it. You don't want to breathe in the mouth. Breathe into the stomach. Can people get... For infants, you're not supposed to breathe in their mouth, and make it seal in breathing their mouth. You're supposed to do... All you might do, no mouth to mouth. You just do this to the beat of Stan Alive by the Bee Gees. Do no no mouth to mouth you just do this to the beat of stand-alone by the beaches Hey, they eliminated mouth to mouth as part of see how fast stainless live is in your head

Yeah, it's to the it's such a the beat of the song then what's the beat of the song? Do we move? Do we move? I was like, man, this guy is really going to town on his heart. Oh wait, there's a form of CPR that is compression only. Compression only, it is recommended as a method choice for the untrained rescuer, or those who are not proficient because it is easier to perform and instructions are easier to give over a phone. In adults without a hospital cardiac arrest, arrest, compression only CPR by the lay public has a higher success rate than does standard CPR. Standard CPR is a 15-to-2 ratio of compressions to breaths. And newborns are rate of 3-to-1 is

recommended. 3 breaths for every compression. 3 compressions to every gulf. And you're not supposed to go, you're supposed to cap their mouth and breathe because then you can damage your lungs. You're supposed to go pups a bit. You could explode them like a balloon. Yeah, yeah, it's bad. Wait, you can damage your own lungs. Where you get that?

What? Yeah, because you got a steel baby. You can't breathe it. No, it's a baby. You were 100% on the baby. You mean by a bit the lung came out of your lungs? You were worried for a second that like they had

completely changed CPR. I think the public isn't meant to breathe down any less than 30. Well, if you have a CPR kit, it's supposed to have one of those bags with a mask. You're supposed to do that with. But if anybody had to administer CPR, have you ever had to administer CPR? No, I have never had to administer CPR. When I was in a hospital or a patient, i don't think i saw anybody like go down like with cardiac arrest

that would be shocking to see some go down like that could you know you no no no i was thinking now my brother uh... mark uh... who i've known he plays delta i don't mark since high school

uh... he was a lifeguard and he had a pull-and-kid out of a pool and give him a mouth to mouth. Did you see that video? I think it's from the UK of the lifeguard saving the little boy out in the ocean. Yes. It's like a boy who's- It's kind of ripped out. Yeah, who's caught out there. And I guess they has like a GoPro on his surfboard. Or I just rescue him. I don't know what to call it as he's going out there to save him. And you just see like it going through the waves and all of a sudden, there's a kid right there. He's like,

come on, get on the board, get on the board. You get some more fun there. So he gets like, right? The same reason he has that GoPro in there. Sure. I don't think a lifeguard has to worry about that. A lifeguard in Australia, I don't think the guys do it fine. But it's awesome then he goes back to the shore and then you see he puts the kid on the shore and his parents are right there.

And it's like, hugging him, he's like, all right, and the boy's like, I lift my board out there. I don't where I'm going to go and get it. He just goes right back out and goes back into the water to go get his board for him. Let's talk. Go just get a board and a rip tide. There was a funny news story. There's that British Australian Morning Show guy that always ends up like in clips online

that people share. He's like the guy who's like celebrating like that. Yeah, I don't even know the names, but I know the guy if you see him. They were interviewed to Australian surfer kids who some girl from Paris fell in the water and got caught and ripped tied, and they jumped in and saved her.

And they were just like exactly like you would expect. Like, well, when did you jump in? It's like, she's a girl and she was in the water. We just jumped in. And the guys who goes, well, could you talk to her? She's no any French. She goes, no, I didn't know in. Are you guys going to go, well, could you talk to her? Do you know any French?

You guys know what I didn't know then? I know a little now. There's, we're showing the video of the lifeguard rescuing the kid. Have you ever been in a situation where you're almost around? No, I don't think so. I, I, I, I'm a cliff jumping one time. And I didn't land weird or anything,

but something I did just knock the wind out of me. And it's like trying to catch your breath while swimming, not, not a moment to breathe out. So you don't get winded on you. Yeah, it's something like, if you have a lung full of air, I can mess you up a little. I totally went feed first, totally everything fine,

but something about it, I just like knocked the wind out of myself. Yeah, I've been like, you know, when I lived in Puerto Rico, I know I got, you know, knocked over by like a giant wave and it's the thing where you're like, you're under a lot of water and then you're like, all right, I'm gonna start swimming to the surface. And I know I started swimming to the surface,

I was like, oh shit, I just touched sand. Yeah. I am totally upset. I do not run. That's a weird feeling. Yeah. And then yeah, it's like, oh, I need to kick off of this and get out immediately.

Which swimming in space feel different? If you're in a pool in space. Shum sure? How would it be different? Because you don't have the same buoyancy I would imagine like what is your natural buoyancy do in space? It wouldn't draw you any direction. You know, I don't float Cuz you give what low body fat. I guess I don't know like I float about four feet underwater You just like if I sit on my back, people are like just relax just relax if I relax on my back about four feet underwater

I'll settle in that one A bunch of air. Yep. Yeah, I cannot float on water How you dance to the never-ending? I have no idea. Where's your go to? You go to a pool and just watch me like fucking drown You know, it makes swimming even harder because I have to fight it like to even stay above the water It shows your whole body and not just your head Like is it like it's just like giving down? You know that heavy head. It could be But yeah, like swimming is extra challenging

Really? We have some very short-lived social anxiety, but not being able to float. I never thought about it until right now. I'm sure I will next time I go to the water. Are you worried that you'll go to a water park and other people will find out that you can't float? Look at that fucking freak. There's some metallic employees, don't we?

Like Kyle is pot metal. What was spine I think is. Does he float? Jay's getting braces now. It's two years. It's a box at the check. We're just going to work our researches. Do sea float? Jay's getting braces now. It's two years. It's a box you have to check. And you're just going to work on research. Do you float when you're like only having insurance? It's where you float. Do they sell you a floater? That's something else. At what depth do you float?

Oh, you go swimming a lot, right? You just went swimming the other day. Yeah, I can't think of the last time I went swimming anywhere. I go swimming two days a week. Fucking brag about it. I do. It's fun. I do. I just go in the pool. I just teach in the boys as we get how to fun a sink. I just teach in that. Blow out. Yeah, blow out, like, how to sit on the bottom of the pool and just completely blow out and just say, it's a big girl. Yeah. What? Just be Gus. Yeah. I can go to the bottom of the pool. I can't imagine having a fucking take care of a pool. I guess that's the reason I don't swim. One, I don't want to take care of a pool. Two, I don't want to go to a public pool because it's fucking gross. Yeah. So it's like, I don't really have no other options.

They built a really cool water park right across the street from our studio. It's a public pool slash water park. They've got water slides and everything. Yeah. Well, I see this kids. Yeah, always these packed people. It's packed all the time. It just made me realize next week school starts. Oh So it was this oh yeah, you're right next to me, but I think why don't go like next Tuesday It would probably be completely empty the urine content will be way lower way lower You want to get a first swim way lower? I might a couple of abs in this one

Maybe we'll see if there's any kids I was really annoyed when they all first opened that pool because I kept seeing Fluegerville ISD buses there. Yeah. I was like, oh really? Why the fuck is Fluegraville sending school buses of kids down here to use this fucking pool? Like, do they not have pools up in Fluegraville they can use?

I've got really annoyed about it. I'm not paying taxes. Yeah, fuck them. And we paid for this pool. Go live, go live, go to fucking pool in the suburbs. You have to, but though, whoever designed that project and pushed it through with the city of Austin, that's perfect.

Like there's no question that people like that attraction. Yeah. Because they are there constantly. They think it's in city. If this was going to say, if this was in city, you'd be like, fucking worth it. Yeah. I don't know if you should to our land value around here. Is that it?

That's it. Holy shit. Wow, that was a slide. That looks amazing. How do you not see the slide from the, the, the, the, the, the, Gavin, Gavin just ask, is that a slide that That looks amazing, yeah. How can you not see the slide from the... look, Gavin just asked, Gavin just asked, is that a slide that big course true? The road we all drive on is that road right next to it. It's like 40 feet off the road. It's not even. It's like 20 feet. Well, I see the water in the pool and the little people. I didn't know there's

a slide up there. How did you miss the slide? It's like huge, dude. You come from the other side maybe. Yeah, I don't know what side he saw the water there's no side you get to the water yeah never mind god unbelievable how did you miss a slide it's right there it's huge and it's blue maybe thought it was a tuba water of course you will drive by there tonight you'll see it'll be like how I've got to miss that enormous slide well one is better stuff to look at you don't look at look at like a slide what's the better thing to look at just a sea of people it's amazing every time you time you get advice like look how many people are there. They built it for like four months though

Well, before we when did they open that thing? They opened it in this new summer. Yeah, they were building it the whole time. We moved in here I'm shocked at the number of people that can fit in that pool. Yeah, it's like no one is swimming They don't fit. Essentially just people standing in pissy warm water. Yeah. You know what I say? You're in his sterile. But like 50 people. And is it from the outside?

It's sterile in your bladder. But as soon as it comes to the bell end, it's jummy. With bell and germs? Yeah. I see. That's gross. So hey, do you have a, like, pull up like a Japanese like wave pool looks just like that like a

Japanese in Japanese water park or Chinese water parks. They're just so crowded. I saw a whole thing. I was like expose on the overpopulation in China. I forget what city it was but the beaches it the beaches look like a nightmare which weird because like in the 50s they would show shots of like beaches in New York and New England and they were just packed with people like couldn't move at all. But it doesn't seem like that's the case anymore. It's just going to the beach go come on a styler. Jaws. Jaws. Yeah. That's an indoor beach. Yeah that's an indoor beach. I don't know where that is but there's there's some ones that I've seen where it's like the pool itself is like

shoulder to shoulder people. It's like green on this fucking subway. Yeah, how do wave pools work? I don't know. I think it's just a wall in the back that goes forwards and backwards. I think that's not good. How do kids not get ground up in that? There's a rope that you can't go a certain amount beyond it. These are water parks. How do people like to kill on a roller coaster? They're designed to not kill you.

They have the crazy, if you guys have been to Schlitterbond, anytime recently. Yeah. They have the crazy if you guys been to Schlitterbund meantime recently. Yeah, they have the craziest right there That's like a mile long Like inner tube ride you know I'm talking about I think yeah, I think I think you might literally be a mile Wow, why does it cover? No, it goes all the way back in what's the crazy thing about it's like you go down And it's like a faux river rapids gonna ride and And when you come back the other way, you have to go uphill. So they have a little mechanism that like takes you.

Like a tread like a conveyor belt that takes you up and the water takes everything back uphill to the start. But it's like, it's crazy long. I normally don't like going to Schlitterbaum, but that's my favorite thing to do, actually, everybody is like, you don't have, you wait in line a bit and then you're in that thing forever. You can, you can just stay in it.

You're like, I'm done. I'm just gonna say that's to do one certain. I'm just, I'm just gonna circle and you go through like the inside of the water park. There's people everywhere. Then you go out like on, like you said, like on a river. Yeah. I'm the mechanism fucking hate the river.

But you know, the mechanism for getting the, with the conveyor belt, the, uh, our comedies screw. Oh, right. Yeah. That's right. That's turning. That that thing looks like it's straight out of a like a a B action movie where the bad guy like is fighting the good guy on this thing and he gets knocked into it and then like the blood comes out at the end. You know you see the actual you know the death of the bad guy you just see the blood here where he goes oh I mean that's what I think I think I'm going to go there it's like like any of your joints every every right right is the propeller in

the first one yeah exactly it looked it to me it's because that's what it is there's a scene in tomorrow never dies where someone falls into a like a newspaper printing press yes and the paper has just got blood in it like the next days news is exactly yeah I'm gonna read this, I'm going to read this. When I'm on everyone, this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Onit and their flagship product, Alpha Brain. Alpha Brain is the first fully balanced new tropic designer, increased focus and mental drive. For our listeners, get 10% off when you use promo code rooster at onit.com slash gaming.

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I was like oh sweet there I am next to some guys who could kill me. It's funny when you represent something This just really I was once on the front page of GE like GE. Don't come with me in a lab coat. I was like so wrong like GE don't come with me in a lab coat. I was like, it's so wrong. Well, now you're nominated for a science dreamy. So yeah, maybe it's so right. There you go. Maybe it's your fine work with GE, which is, uh, which is finally broken you through

to the science category. Patrick, somebody just posted a picture from that water park in China that I was talking about. If you want to take a look at it. Uh, I don't, you know, I said I'd been a sliverbond recently when you asked, but I haven't been a sliverbond like in five or six years. It's been a long time so I've been down there.

I totally believe that. Yeah, I think I lost one with Ben. Ben, I must say I haven't been a Schlitterbond like in five or six years. It's been a long time since I've been down there. I totally believe that. I think I lost one with Ben. Ben, I lost one with Ben. Oh my god, there's so many of these things. The reason I hate the river to go back to that for a second is I feel like once you're on the river, you're committed. What do we do?

Like float on the river? Yeah, like you go down to your brownfalls. You're like, you spend 45 minutes an hour to get there. Right, because you're gonna go to that pick-up spot or whatever. Right, you go to the fucking bullshit to get the thing, get on the bus, they drop you off. It's like, I cannot begin to go home for at least three hours. Why don't you light that, then?

I just, like, if it was like, you can go for 30 minutes or an hour. Great, that sounds fine. It's like, I'm gonna be stuck here for three fucking hours. That's the same with the plane. Can't get out of it Yeah, but then you go somewhere You're at the bottom of the river Go to the bottom of the plane. It's way was just drunk. I mean, that's like what else you're not still you cannot move

You can't take shit on the fucking river anymore. What are you talking about? Yeah, you can I thought they had like a can ban and bottle band and all that She'll ban yeah, but I can't man pretty sure they had a can band. They think they just reversed it, but the thing about reinstituting it. No. Yeah. Can't be the can band. What? It's just too much of a time commandment.

I just don't want to do it. No, I feel you a little bit better. Is that the, is that what? That looks horrible. Yeah, that's like water there? That's horrible. That's one of many photos. There's also one something.

I like all the inner tubes. They can't get them into the water. We're sure in a picture of that. Like it's too crowded. There is a ton of piss in there. Well that's the problem I always have with the rivers like everybody's floating on the river. You know everybody's drinking everybody in the rivers drinking beer. Nobody's getting on the river. No, it's always a creepy feeling. No, that's the case. Bob are pissed on me once. Oh yeah. In the river. How did that happen, Barb? You pissed on him? What does that mean?, she was attached to my in a tube and she just went

So you're just told him to go downstream So then he floated into her piss Yeah So then oh god, but he floated down to him. Is that what happened? She's saying never mind. She realizes there's no way that her piston I get on him. Yeah.

Oh, she's explaining. You both got out of the water on the back. Is that it? It's a much better story this way. I like it better. You can make it up. How often do you go down to the river? How often do you go to?

I haven't been this year. Maybe like three times. Shameful. That's shameful. How often do you go? I'm going next week. What what day? Wednesday I think. I'm taking off Wednesday. I can prepare for a laser

team. The river plays. Okay, I guess there's two locations for tubing one location band alcohol the other didn't. Don's fish camps good. If you go somewhere go. Huh? Time to where you go. I'm gonna information from text here on don's fish camp So I'm curious. What did you do this weekend? What did you weekend until? What did I do this weekend? I played a lot of last of us multiplayer without me bitch without you I watched a lot. I walked into the most

offensive thing I've ever walked into in my life. We've all been playing last time. It hurts. We've been playing last time with Sput for all we've come up for like, we can have two weeks. We've been playing. So there was some event on Friday, a livestream, where you guys played for sponsors, yet game night, game night, yet it's game night. And sat at it. And I walked in the studio that direction. They were up here on stage playing the other things set up. And I walk in and Michael, they're going to go out there play less of us i can hear him playing i'm walking towards the month stage gonna walk past the go to my office and michael goes yeah well you know we're playing less about me and Gus and Gavin and Ryan and we're all playing and this is like the the team that plays last of us in the office is the best team i want to

talk about it you're a fucking dude oh i was like what's wrong? I'd walk in just I said that and Gavin looked at me so sheepishly like oops Sorry, you had to hear that We play more without him than with her. It's true. It's true. What we played more without you Yeah, wait you guys are dicks you guys are dicks you as far as I'm concerned You're the Johnny come lately in this fucking scenario. I'm not me absolutely Bull shit who you make fun of me for inviting you you you didn't have a PlayStation for me But that's exactly it you're late First replace the most your asshole. What do you now? What's your what's your biggest clan size?

84 79 no, no, I'm 83 you're 84 that's right one more and I fucking beat you Yeah, one more. Look at that. Let me know how that works out for you. Michael got to 100 and then it was the same time that the population gets cut. He went back down to 80, but it doesn't count the hundred that he very temporarily had. Oh, that's the one out. Just doesn't wear that way. Yeah, I think the highest I've seen on my friend's list is Ryan. I think Ryan had 99. Yeah. But I also watched a lot of uh, the premier league this past weekend. Apparently I watched more English premier league than uh... then david did excited who you're in for

crystal palace i want to get that is a long it's on the it is and you know you know you get an abc sports network it's uh... soccer premier what is it was premier league it's like the football league in the england

okay it's where the league of taught them how to explain okay it's like the best league and England. Okay. It's where the league of Tottenham Hotspores play. Okay. It's like the best league. And then the winners of that, the top four, will top three go into the Champions League, which is all of Europe. All of Europe. So it's interesting. Where is Manchester United?

It's part of Premier League. Yeah, in fact, Crystal Palace played Arsenal on Saturday. All of the teams that you've heard of as an American are probably an Premier League. What about Frank Ferdalexie? Good, I think. Well, something that's a League. I play about Frank for Galaxy. Good nothing. Something that's a thing. I think that's a whole,

a double FL team. A double league or something. A double bowling team. So there are two times per season when a team will play another team. Yes. So Tannam are gonna play Crystal Palace on the N.A. On December 6th is the first game. It's at 9 a.m. Texas time.

So Gavin and I are gonna meet up and start drinking at 7 a.m. to be drunk by the night a.m. kickoff. So Gavin and I are going to meet up and start drinking at 7 a.m. To be drunk by the night and pick up. Are we going to get to a bar? Sure. Unwatch it. Uh, watch it. You'll place now. We'll go to a bar.

I know a couple bars that are open. So what when is it? December 6th. December 6th. You're watching the championship game. No, this is not a championship. This is just the hot spurs and the Tottenham hot spurs and the crystal pal. So the interesting thing about the way the league works there is if a team is shitty and consistently shitty

They have it they get what's called relegated where they get kicked out of the league. Yeah Minor league they're like demoted right and then like oh the one of the minor league teams gets brought up So it's got to be a big occurrence and make sure that you constantly have yeah Three teams go down and three teams come up from a different league So if there's a good chance crystal palace will be releg And I was like, I want to cheer for a shitty team. That way, if you win, it's really awesome. Like I want to have my expectation set solo, but anytime something goes well, it's like, yeah, that's awesome.

Like you can celebrate a lot. Is it just based on number of wins, or is there anything subjective? I think it's like, how the goal could have a better haircut. It's like, I think a win is three points at a tie is one point. And it loses zero points. It's like you just add up points a tie is pretty bad I was I was happy crystal palace almost tied arsenal fucking stoppage time gold Hey, there was a stoppage time goal at the end of the first half and a stoppage time goal at the end of the second half of arsenal

Did it equalize then no? How long did you did you get that Nintendo 64 that I got you for your office? Did you get that working yet? No. It's a TV, right? I don't know what it is. This is fucked up. Something's not working. Something's fucked up. Kaden can help you out.

We know I was, so when soccer was going on with the World Cup and everybody was watching it and then people were saying, okay, as soon as the World Cup's over, nobody's gonna give a shit about soccer anymore. The people give a shit about soccer. Well, I think there was a- Yeah, what is his championship?

I mean, like if I won the championship like in 2015, I'd be like, who gives a fuck? It's not the one that will cup. Right. It means you're the best team in Europe that year. That year. Not a World Cup year. What happens at the end of basketball?

People win the what? It's the same championship every year. It's not a basketball World Cup. Yeah, they have a championship every year. There's no four-year championship in basketball. There's not like a bigger... There's not like a super championship. Right. Yeah, they have a championship every year. There's no four year championship in basketball. There's not like a bigger There's not like a super championship. Right. Yeah, right. Like we would never have the 18s. Well, that's a You're a basketball spalt. What's that? You should do that. The other thing in football. There's no like this is my playoffs Like there are in America. You just finish. It's kind of anticlimactic. Yeah, like the last game will be played to play 20 games on

I guess 18. Oh the championship will be awarded by points. No, you play 30 games because you can't play with points. Yeah, and then whatever the point start at the end, that's it. Oh, no, no, you got to have a championship. Yeah, totally. Sometimes, you know, sometimes to be relegated, a team can be waiting on the outcome of a different game. So sometimes they'll play a game, they're finally in the season, and it has no effect whatsoever on whether they get relegated or not. And look at different results that can relegate them. I say that's unacceptable, but I'm sure that's perfectly fine. Having grown up with that, I'm sure you're perfectly fine with that. Yeah. Like you're fine with the point.

It's still exciting. You know, it comes down to it. It's like trying to see who's going to be, you know, first place at the end of a season. Unless somebody's way ahead, and then it's over. Yeah, here's. Yeah, that's true. That's like a, uh, it's like the BCS.

It's like, uh, I think it's more so like, uh, racing is like that that the points leader for the season is done and you're just like all right They're gonna race, but he's still gonna win, you know, yeah Big deal I'm excited this is my first time I'm excited you're literally I might I mentioned that I was a for crystal palace Some people were people were upset about that Yeah, it's it was a lot of fun. I used to be like Sydney Roosters hat all the time for the rugby league. I was really out.

How long did you gain me this hat? And ever since you gave me this hat, I see this hat everywhere. You paid $6 for a virtual version of that hat. I did. In last at last. Really? You know, I'm not on the good A team for a complain here at Rooster Chief. But somebody even sent me a picture of Gerard Butler wearing this hat.

So it's crazy. I just see this hat everywhere. Like, uh, apparently, uh, how do you say RZA is at RZA? He was on the, um, daily show, the job surcharge show that he was wearing this hat on there. This hat is fucking everywhere. Crazy. And last of us. And now I own it. And now you know where I am. I wonder how the hat ended up in last of us us Like did someone see that hat or someone like on the team in the art department where that happened? I want this happy game. No clue. Like what the fuck does that happen mean? I've no clue. I have no clue This one's weird because it's a whole I got Mac out of the white just got the Hawaiian Islands on it there Well, it's all you know in Hawaii. There's chickens everywhere. They're all cocks. They're all cops. I was a flight to Hawaii Where you're flying from here? Boop. You're stopping L.A.'re all cocks. Close a flight to Hawaii. Where you're flying from? Yeah. Whoop. We're here. Stop in LA.

From LA, it's like five hours. Yeah. It's about right. Yeah. I want to go crazy thing. It's not time zones are crazy. It's like six hours behind us or something. It might be six hours behind. Yeah. That sounds right. That's not right. Yeah. It's like really difficult to. It's really difficult to. Minus 12 plus 12. What? Minus. Minus 11's not right. Yeah, it's like really, it's really difficult to... Minus 12. Plus 12. What?

Minus 11 or minus 12? Yeah, minus 12. Let's take a try. Where minus 6 right? Is plus 12 is it the same thing? No, it's a minus. It's a minus, no, we're minus. No, we're plus, no we're minus.

Minus 6, minus 6. Minus 6, minus 12, because they're on the same day as us. Where minus 6, don't look at me like that. They'll look at me like that. We'll end up at six hours ahead of us If you're 11 p.m. We're minus 6 p.m. T. and there but doesn't it mean you six hours on top of jeans Six hours behind it behind behind time wise we're behind it That snail's coming for you I'm gonna get you a little more. I'm gonna get you a little more. I'm gonna get you a little more.

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I'm gonna get you a little more. I'm gonna get you a little more. I'm gonna get you a little more. I'm money to come. I'll be your next hat my snail hat. Yeah, would it be shitty for the hundredth episode of the slime Guys, but you're gonna snail Yeah, we can do fuck over your audience. Yeah, that'd be funny What about we made it hour long video what about like human caterpillar and you show like all the different Different legs. We should do for your hundreds of video. So you should know you should post you should post a 10,000 frame video in real time. How long would that be? What does that mean? Like do you full five seconds at 10,000 frames? Yeah. Show it up 30 frames a second. So you

have 50,000 frames. What is that? What is 50,000 frames break down to an actual time? In a second? Just 30 seconds of 30. 30. I'll do it real quick. I'll divide it by 25. Why would you do? I'll give you 25 out. Yeah, you're fucking I do you're still 25 what will the difference between 25 and 30 when you play it back makes the difference to their speed yeah Okay, what is the thing is a thousand frames a second and you can do five seconds You have 50,000 frames and divided by 25 frames you'd have two thousand seconds You have 33 minutes to show five seconds. Yeah, that could be you say this is a real time slowest thing ever filmed With some paint drying right next to it snail. Why not make it is Dan beautiful Dan

I had a really unlucky situation once with a In between jobs when I was a cameraman and what are you doing this? I would do the I would do the hit Dan in the face of the soccer ball again. Revisited. But do it for 33 minutes. So it's like you just watch it slowly over time. What are you gonna do that? Yeah, that's what I would do.

Well you would film library footage between shoots just to have something to do. And a big thing that was requested for this library footage was a dandelion. You know when a dandelion goes all white and you blow on it. Yeah. And all the seeds go. I really wanted footage of that in slow-mo because like where the channel's wanted to buy it and stuff for that to start spring, whatever. So this was on our list for months and it finally came around to the time of year when we had to get these dandelions. We were keeping our eye on all the dandelions on the street and eventually they were like perfect to be filmed but they had to be

like pristine. We couldn't have like a busted one for the shot. No way. So I went outside and had this block of stuff that you can stick sticks into. Yeah. What was that stuff called? I don't know what it is. Like for five weeks or something. Yeah. Yeah, I always do stuff.

And I collected, I probably spent not getting two hours and then protecting it from the wind and like walking around really slowly. And like I got maybe like 10 of the best anti-lives I could find walking all around. And then I protected all of this from the wind, walked out of the park we were in. We're probably like, the equivalent of two blocks away from the studio. And the guy I was working with came down with in the car and he helped me like, we went across the street and I was like, oh God, he's gonna, the wind's gonna wreck him.

And we got in the car, shut the doors. He turned the engine on, the air conditioning blew him away. Oh my God, really? I was so mad. I, like, we, it was one of those moments where you just look at each other for ages, and you're like, oh. Oh.

Why? And then you went and collected dead lines again? I would didn't do it that day. I would do it. Now we were too mad. I don't know. I was the worst kids book ever. That's the story. And then one of my mouth of my mouth and my head, sad dandy lion.

The dandy lion did not yet fulfill its destiny of being shot in slow motion. You know, before the internet, one of my favorite shows in the world was America's Funny Somebody is they said watch it and go watch that drive a house drive Matt crazy. But one of my favorite clips ever in there was they show a little girl a dandelion and she's supposed to blow it and she just goes And like she opens her mouth and you can see them all holding the inside of her mouth Have you ever seen some videos was like You know was like YouTube before

The digital age. It's like the place you went to see like all that crazy footage that you never believe happened Do you want me to line? Was it real TV? Was that the other one? Yeah, I was gonna see Jeff and I used to watch that real. Was it bright? No, who is it? There was one with Bryant Gumble, wasn't there? That was, uh, yeah, that was real TV. Yeah, was it? That was Bryant Gumble. Was it maximum exposure? Yeah. Uh, he should make fun of his other one saying it's like, well, like, whatever, like, I forget what that was. He knows his little quips he would make after the clip. But so the guy who made the big producer who made America's funniest film home videos is anybody knows name Vinda Bona Vinda Bona yeah Vinda Bona is actually

behind he saw the internet and saw the value of his big successful America's funny some videos property and made a web property that many people don't know that Vinda Bona is behind. Vindabona created cute wind fail and hired Toby Turner to be the host of it. Really? That's a Vindabona production. That's not still a show, is it?

No, actually, I think Toby had fired from that show about three years ago and then they got a new host and then it just didn't go after that. But I think most people would have guessed that that was a Tabuska show that he made that show. He would fail, but it wasn't. It was a Vindu-Mona production. They hired Toby to be the host of it.

Smot, I'm gonna double fact check myself there. I only know like, I only know like, because of the logo, I saw that logo so often. It's like that gold autograph, like signature kind of thing. It's what you would not think that those like production slates matter. I mean, after a while they just ingrained in your fucking head, those things. I's what you would not think that those like production slates matter. I mean, no, but after a while, they just ingrain in your fucking head those things.

I was thinking about the crazy films. Sit who you sit. Sit who you sit was probably, what was that from though? Was that family ties? Fuck if I know. I think it was family. Family ties? Yeah.

Yeah. And then Gracie Films was a. The sense, right? Yeah. Yeah. I always think of Dick. Clark yeah I see I think I remember that one being on a dick do they have those things in UK people gonna know what we're talking about here the production slate yeah yeah yeah yeah like just

Ricky Gervais have a production slate like what's his I think it's just Derek productions of the minute Derek production Sam makes sense I don't know yeah I think it's important I mean this is still like pop it like bad robot yeah that is just Derek productions of the minute. Derek productions, that makes sense. I don't know. Yeah. I think it's important. I mean, there's still like pop it like bad robot. Yeah, that one's one of the work. I love DJ Abrams and I hate that one. Because it's like, they can't, they try to make it serious

like before the Star Trek and Star Trek inter darkness. Is it? Yeah, inter darkness. Inter darkness. And they play. What's up, Blake? Wasn't that scrubs as well.

Didn't want to make it. Blake was in people magazine today. That fucking, that proposing to princesses thing is everywhere. I saw it was on a. There was face. I got. You're gonna go feed the port of money. Go feed the honey wagon.

I'm gonna go to the end of bone. Yeah, you so you say they tried to make it serious, but they can't you can't take it serious because it's like use picture bad robot Yeah, I just look it's too goofy to me. It's just something about it Yeah, they try to they've tried to add like that textured look to it and give it more depth where it's like There's more field behind it and this good just comes across and you don't hear them say bad robot So is that gonna be front of Star Wars? I guess so right? Yeah, Star Trek now They're kind of Star Trek and Star Wars. That's weird.

They should just have O2D2 do the voice. Maybe it'll be the bad robot. Yeah, he goes red. I have the red voice in here. Oh, yeah. I wonder if they will put the robot in Star Wars. They've never had an occasion to do it before. I guess they could have done it in Star Trek.

But robots aren't a thing in Star Trek. Yeah. They could actually do that in Star Wars. So you could see the bad robot as a character? They could totally sneak that in. The bad robot. They've snuck fucking R2D2 into Star Trek. Yeah. They can actually could do that in Star Wars. So you could see the bad robot as a character. They can totally sneak that in. The bad robot. Yeah. They snuck fucking R2D2 into Star Trek. Yeah. Yeah. I bet they were. I'm curious. When did they start? They're too easy in Star Trek. It's like when they come out of warp in the first Star Trek into like the blown up planet field. Oh, he's like he's one part of the debris. It's like you can't really see it. It's like if you pause just the right frames like Well, the serenity is in episode two

The firefly yeah firefly ship is I've got that backwards. There's a million falcon in serenity I'm pretty sure fireflies one of the ships and Corelli up when they go there. Oh really if I remember correctly It's like taking off from a port and flying away. Yeah, I think you're right. I think we eat in in Star Wars and everything else If the E.T. is an episode of one. So yeah, most of the people who like try to make these like story like that made it between him like, oh, yeah, it makes sense because of this and that.

Like no, it's yeah, it's a me wrote the script of ET in the context of it being him being in the Star Wars universe because there actually is a Yoda in ET, a Yoda doll. No, it's a Yoda costume. It's a kid costume. That's exactly right. And he calls him friend or something like that. Like turns and tries to follow him. Yeah, which he said is like based on the fact that ET actually came from a place where Yoda a Yoda would exist or Yoda creatures would exist. So he always for re-write shit like that. It's just a funny nod. Yeah, Vindabona Productions produced cute

windfail along with Phil DeFranco, which I did not know that. So I didn't know that part of it. And he was let go November 30th, 2012. Toby Turner. What was he doing? I'm sure he's got, he had a very strong,

he seems to be doing okay. He seems to be doing just fine. It's funny, I don't think of like, I don't know, I guess it's been so long. I've been, I haven't thought about that showing I guess it's been so long, I've been, I'm not about that showing forever, Q and fail, man. Good format.

What I was always surprised about, because we still watch America's Funny Time videos, is no matter when you watch that show, it's brand new, it looks like it was recorded 10 years ago. Like every single episode, it's like the clothes, the people are wearing in the audience, I don't know where they got them, but they got them from 10 years ago. Oh you mean this the in studio stuff is yeah like they're currently the stuff that's airing right now like there'll be a brand new one and you can't tell what you're yours because I'll just over all over the place. Do you think they just filmed an episode once and just use the

same exact audience? They might have. It's really good to have like a day for filming an audience. It's like time warp stuff when you watch that. I can't piss stuff in clip shows when there's a natural host. It's like time warp stuff when you watch this. I get pissed off in clip shows when there's a actual host. It's like, what it cuts back to. It was good to get to it. Next, yeah, Bob said it was fucking hilarious. On America's funny time videos.

Isn't he like a really filthy comedian? Yeah, but he wasn't on America's funny time video. There was you know that it's just he had to be so clean cut. America's funny time videos was an ABC show like Friday night. Friday night TV is as family as it gets. Even more so than Sunday, because nobody's home at Friday night to watch TV. So family as it gets even more so than Sunday because nobody's home at Friday night to watch TV so it's where they always like full house and all those shows those are always Friday night shows and like

Fresh Prince of Bel Air TGIF yeah TGIF yeah I never really watched any of that stuff I never I think I watched some full house I always watch the Thursday night and busy stuff yeah that was always like the best television that was on did you get the best when you watch Sunday night TV what oh? Because you knew his Monday was coming. Yeah, like you have the same shows on a Sunday I'm expressing you know what the press eats on you know what depressed the other day I Went to go watch the neighbors So like it was street I saw it was streaming. I was like, oh, I haven't seen neighbors. I'm gonna watch this

Hit play like the universal logo comes up, you know, it's like the world spinning, universal. The under it's just a Comcast company. Like that's fucked up. That's fucked up. Universal is a Comcast company now. You fucked up. Like it's just like the connection is definitely like made

in my head right there. Like, oh, right. This fucking bullshit happened. Yeah. It was really depressing. So then I couldn't watch this in the movie. No, I watched it. This might as well move you know. You get watch weird because I don't think of like Warner

Brothers as being part of Time Warner. But that absolutely is right. Warner. Yeah. It's the Warner in Time Warner. So it was a story that what's the story with that? Was that always the case? So did time Warner get Warner? Time. Inc. Time Inc.

Merged with Warner Brothers and made time. Yeah, it was one yeah was that separating again yeah well then they bought a well so it's time Warner a well and they separate then they separate a well out very shortly after they did that whole thing which is I think was the biggest merger in history to that point in time I think and then yeah now it's time-worn and now time and one are separating I guess you know and then Rupert Murdoch was trying to buy time-order. Yes. I usually find out that Rupert Murdoch is a investor in vice, vice, and that Rupert Murdoch son has a seat on the board of vice. That seems like really, that's bizarre.

He's all over the place. He owns a lot of stuff, you know? Yeah. It's just another media outlet. Why not? He Why not? I totally see that. It's weird how the you're fascinated. I am. I always wish that the vice seasons were longer on HBO. I always so entertained by that show. And you know what show ended up liking that I rethought I was gonna hate was the John Oliver show on HBO. This week with John Oliver. Yeah, I mixed feelings with the show. The promo's were so fucking annoying and it would show like two. And then it's beat it into the ground. I like that show, but it seems like the monologue segment of the Daily Show,

I don't know what else you would call it, for just the entire 30 minutes. Yeah. Because they don't, I mean, for the ones I've seen, they don't really do any other, like field reporting, kind of skits or anything like that. It's just the one segment for a while. It's just good, but I don't know if it's 30 minutes good. Yeah, well, I think it's, and now when I watch the daily show,

you know, and after comparing the two, it's like, I feel like the daily show and John Stewart kind of, you know, invented this format and this style of presenting news. And now I watch it I compared to I was like I think the daily shows the weaker version which is weird for me to think like I really like the New direction that John Oliver was better on the daily show when he hosted like that summer or whatever then he took over for John Stewart that was awesome he did a fantastic job then entire summer and

actually some for some reason I like like that format, better than the... The adventure. Yeah, I think sometimes I get annoyed by some of the side personalities that maybe sometimes associated with the Daily Show. Daily Show, yeah. Like I like John Stewart, but it's like sometimes like, oh, that reporter.

Have you been following the onion? Sometimes? Internally. They just put out that article that was like, like really timely, basically referencing the whole Ferguson. I was like, I think it was Unyield Magazine and it was like, how do they phrase it? It was so perfect.

You can't ever recreate their headlines. That's like, what to do if you're a black male in the city, like, how do I avoid, you know, like, policing you and stuff like that, just, I mean, like, really dead on just tips for being an unarmed black teen. There you are. Is the headlocked. Yeah. Yeah. spot on. Yeah. With a John Oliver, is it annoying to hear a British guy talking about American policies and all that

stuff and like making fun of it? No, the one thing that I do think is where that catches me sometimes is obviously a British guy. When he talks about America, it's always we and us. That's a little like it catches me sometimes. Because people that really pissed off with Pierce Morgan because he would always talk about how shitty the gun situation was in this country. But he was funny. He wasn't funny.

He's not funny guy. He just seemed like he was, I think people didn funny guy. He just seemed like he was I think people didn't like that But it seemed like he was just complaining or he was like passing judgment and being smuggled about it exactly as opposed to you know Bringing attention with yeah, it's like anything. It's like execution hide it You know, but I wouldn't think the people have a I mean, of course I'm sure there are some people in America would have a huge knee jerk reaction to a foreigner I think though I wouldn't be a battle guns in this country? Like even centuries from now.

You know what bugs me about you know what bugs me? We talked about this I think before. Is that bugs me the rest of the world. Things that America is so racist when the rest of the world is way more racist. I think America is a America is a pretty racist. I think America's race problems are like held out in the open. I think every other country is more just about as more racist than America That was a quote during Katrina

Well, I everyone went crazy and like people were shooting each other and stuff and that was a quote from this white guy saying If anything darker than a brown paper bag comes up this street, I'm gonna shoot Jesus. This is like super racist Well Katrina Katrina people went absolutely insane. I remember the guy who was sniping the hospital. Remember that? Yeah, that's so fucked up. It's messed up. It's really messed up.

It's really messed up. I mean, that was like the total breakdown of order and society. I mean, like you talked about, like people were like holding bridges. Like no one can cross this bridge. It's like something you would see in an apocalyptic movie. It's like an end of the world movie.

It's like where people are protecting resources. And it's like no one can cross this line. It's like, the near of society is so razor thin. Razor thin, it's unbelievable. Then it's so easy to wipe it away. Yeah, that was crazy for us, because we heard, I mean, we've told us right before. We heard about it at the airport before we got

on an overlight flight from Seattle to Austin. I talked to a kid of packs about the very first packs. And it was like, oh, that's crazy. That's about to happen. And then, you know, we go on the airplane, no idea what's happening for like five hours. Then you come out the other side of the next one, it's like, holy shit. You know, everything has gone fucking crazy over there. I remember it was a kid at the very first packs, kid in the cosplay with a big S sword.

And he, I want to say it was a key sword. Is that a thing? Key sword? Yeah. And he was telling me about this big hurricane that sword. Is that a thing? Key sword? And he was telling me about this big hurricane that was about to hit New Orleans and completely wipe it out and how the government was prepared for it.

I'm like, let's give this kid talking, man, it's not always fucking talking about it. Week later, it happened. Crap. It always amazed me too. And then it took the government a week to get to New Orleans after the hurricane hit. I was like, the fucking kid with the key on his back

knew that this thing was coming and the government was prepared for it wasn't that the week of the Lincoln Center event I feel like I was no because it was in if we were at Pax it was in August or September late August or September that's when hurricane season is it yeah yeah yeah Lincoln Center stuff typically in a week anyway yeah it was January yeah I went to a Lincoln Center event in the summer. Did we do one in the summer? Yeah, we did, we did do it in the summer. Right? It was the one that was a season three screenings. Is it the one that CNN came to?

Yeah, I think that did get ahead because of Katrina or something. That's exactly right. That's it. That's it. Uh, on TV and then I wasn't informed. Katrina formed in August 23rd, hit peak strength August 28th 2005 August 28th 2005 almost 10 years would be packs right that me first

Make you feel old I was depressing Gavin the day someone to put up a photo just kid put up a photo of me and Gavin together and I had to point out to Gavin that like it's like the first year we met the Gavin is almost Now is old as I am in the picture like we're like this guy He looks like a two-grub. He's like 15 years old and he's just like, hey, and I'm like, yeah You're almost as old now as I am in that picture because he's 26 and I was 28 in the photo and can I was just like Colors when I I was 28 in the photo and came with just like colors when I get this face.

You like to ask me questions like that like something like this to remind of himself like how are you when to Rister T started when all this started really scary. And I was like, oh, I guess I was a 25 when we started all those he's like, oh. My my old boss is something to me when I was like 17 because he was like I approaching 60 at the time I was working with them and he was like, yeah, I'm a beginner age and it feels like yesterday and now I'm 60 and that was just so terrifying to me that it feels like

It went so fast for him Well now do you feel like you were 15? Yeah, now that was 10 years ago, and I'm like a Like a sixth of the way through what he was talking about. Yeah Terrifying it's terrifying. It really is terrifying. They say actually as you get older to some Some phenomenon in your brain that takes place where actually time Up the periods of time seems to move faster. I want to be really bored when I'm old. Yeah, just a really dry memories Yeah, just drag shit out. I get you dude. I get you. Can you imagine me in like 70? No, I can't I'm not at that point yet. I'm not at that point yet. I'm having trouble imagining 50

You know you want to meet up when you're 70? Oh God, you wouldn't talk to me. Gavin told me, Gavin told me when I turned 40, he goes, he's getting mad, he goes, he goes, holy this year, that's the 40, he goes, yeah, he goes, I can't have a 40 year old friend. You can't be friends, and he's stuck to it this entire time. I haven't seen Gavin outside of work,

I think since that birthday. I don't think Pax was 2004 was the first one. Yeah, so it had been the second Pax when that guy talked to that guy Yeah, what have been made in Bauer second year made about I think they were at mean bow for three years before they moved out of there All right, what's about time to wrap things up you wrap up think we had a good discussion. Hey look you sure you're welcome. Say hello Hey, but it look you's in town. She has a show In a couple of days it's Hannah Hart. Oh no Where do I look to y'all you look over there? Yeah, the guy standing on the box? I'm trying to think I was waving in the shadows It's like it's over there. Yeah, just some just some creeper hopping off a plane

Hannah's Hannah's never been to the studio before. I've never I'm like in shock and awe I'm having like a real moment, guys. Both of them. Congratulations on your streaming nomination. Oh, yeah. Those things. Yeah, we'll be there in just a few weeks. We're going to be there.

Last time I saw you, I think, was out the show. I think that was last time I saw you. Yeah. You guys are terrible friends. We're terrible friends. She can't have a 40-year-old friend. Don't forget. Everyone, thanks for watching.

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