Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #286

Episode Date: August 26, 2014

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I do a question that I see with what is the closest to come to quitting Rashid did you ever have an answer for that I thought I did yeah I don't think Gavin also I don't think it ever came up with an answer to the question that we tried to figure out which is things that are on the outside are always on the inside at some point. I never I never got him to fully explain when he went there So I'll have to come back when Gavin's back in the podcast. What's going on? What is it right? I fly it's oh red I fly it's what's my answer red I fly it's oh Thanks, Cara. I thought it's my memory. I'm gonna care I should I should take care around me. We'll go Thank you very hard for good Cara

I'm gonna be here for like a month. No, it's very all those Attention, so we were talking before the podcast about the Simpsons because I'm sure that every Simpsons ever marathon is going on right now in FXX where they play every episode of the Simpsons back to back five hundred two episodes. And they started like in the middle of the week, started like on a Wednesday or Thursday. That's fast. And I couldn't figure out why they started

in the middle of the week instead of on the weekend. Then when I got to the weekend, I realized why. It's like they timed it to all the best episodes played on the weekend. Like what is seasons four through six? Right. They got like the early shit out of the way. And then the weekend was just solid, awesome. And then like even towards the end of the weekend,

Sunday night was like, okay, starting to get a little iffy. Did you notice Homer's voice changing? Or does it just change like that? It's a good schedule, really. Yeah. And the animation style too. Yeah. And the way the characters are written. Homer in the first season is like abusive to Bart,

like, is choking him out all the time. Yeah. He doesn't really do that when he sees this. He kind of progresses the same way as Kaboos, where he gets a dumber and dumber as each season. It happens, listen, audiences like dumb stuff. Yeah. And they respond to the dumb stuff. And so you write more dumb stuff and it's just a natural

progression. Joel and I used to argue about who made Kaboos dumber. He'd blame me. Nope. Well, maybe a little bit. He just started sounding dumber. I just started basing Kaboos on stuff. Joel was actually doing. Someone immediately noticed your that you shaved. Oh, yeah. I did just started basing, combing some stuff. Joel was actually doing. Someone immediately noticed that you shaved. Oh yeah, I did a thing this week where I had to shave. I noticed two minutes ago, even though I've been looking at you all day.

She literally, she's been in my office just staring directly at me all day. It's been super creepy. So we were talking about the Simpson thing. Sorry, to go back here. You're an alpha-hounder. And you mentioned that there was a James Lipton thing where all the cast members just spoke

in their character voices Well, I know I was like train monkey bullshit. Sorry It was literally like going to each character or each actor not asking them anything about the show at least in the first section I believe and then just getting them to do each one of their voices and it felt so awkward and I think the actress who played Marge She used to be on the Tracy Olman show I can't remember her name Oh yeah Nancy yes Nancy I'm looking up I got a teacher left she just left while they were doing the show and I think she has a reputation for not really doing a lot of public experience she just public appearances but she

felt awkward or something? I felt awkward. Because it felt like it just felt so superficial. I mean, I enjoyed it though. I enjoyed seeing her like the actress to do Bart and Lisa. But the voice of Marge Simpson is Julie Kavner. And I do not know where you're getting Nancy from. They were all at one point on the tree.

She almost shows where the sims start it. Right. So she's an actress according to INDB. There's a few congratulations. They were all at one point on the tree. She almost shows where the sins started right so She's an actress according to nine DB. There's a congratulations. It's amazing how few people do so many voices on that show Yeah, it's like Hank is area does a ton of them. Yep. Even Dan Castellanetta does a huge number of Moisture here here here. Yeah. Yeah, the other day. I was trying to it when I was watching the marathon I thought to myself I wonder who voices mr. Burns is like oh Harry here should have known that yeah It looks like almost every other voice and you get to hear that on the on the video. It's fun It's just I felt bad for for the actors. I don't know about you

But whenever I watch anything like like what's a movie from your childhood? ET ET that's a good one. What's one for your child? Yeah? That's a park what? Jurassic Park Jurassic Park like what you ever now then you just watch movies are important to you from your childhood And then I always do the same thing. I'm like what happened to that person right there? Yeah, what happened to that person go look them up on IMDB They made ET they made like two movies after that you can tell they were kind of get mediocre choices They made like alien friend which is kind of like you That they try to go back to that well and then they made like some friend, which is kind of like you do that and try to go back to that well.

And then they made like some random thing like the house on Duncan Street. And then they're gone. I love the house on Duncan Street. If you ask me what the movie from my childhood is going to be the house on Duncan Street. My favorite house. The scene in the bathroom. Man, chilling to this day. Dan, when you watch, you like, what happened to Old Man Duncan?

You're like, I don't know what you're about. Dan 1985. Did you see that thing they posted on Reddit of the actors from Back to the Future? You know how they aged them? I think it's 30 years or something. It's to the modern age. It's not.

And now it's actually been 30 years since that movie has come out and they actually showed what the makeup look like versus what the actors look like 30 years later. Some of them's pretty close. Like the guy who plays Biff. Yeah, not bad. He's gained weight in his hair is all

great. And, you know, how did my answer guess that? It's crazy. I'm back on a couple. Yeah, but the, uh, the back future, it was 1985 was the year they started. He went 30 years in the past to 55 and then went 30 years forward to 2015. So we're just about to the point in the future where Marty McFly went. We've gone back to the future. We're now getting back to the future and it's like nothing is the same. Although I didn't see a photo on the guys that run filthy casual, they came to RTX. Yeah. It's Mike and Jay, right? I don't know. Yeah. And so they they had a photo up, one of them tweeted a photo, I forget which one it was.

And they had fluorescent, lighted sunglasses, visors on. And I thought, if I saw, they were arm wrestling. And I thought, that's exactly what I would expect a future photo from 2014 to look like when I was in 1985. This is what I'm going to see if I can find that photo. That photo is fucking amazing. Yeah. I want to mention this thing here in front of us real fast. Over the weekend I saw that Austin Bear Works was advertising that this 99 pack of beer on sale and I had a conversation with JJ about it and a few weeks ago I bumped into the delivery driver

out at the HUB here by the studio. So this morning he emailed me, he was like, hey, do you want one of those 99 packs? He's like, absolutely. You're up here to bring me 99 beers? The most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. It's awesome. It's a great marketing campaign. Of course, I see this thing everywhere. The only made 99 of them.

And there's 99 beers in it. I knew what it was. Oh, boy. Oh. Oh. That's incredible. I knew what it was before I saw it was when I saw but not before I saw today. The first time I saw today, Gus was just like holding in with one arm and I was like, holy shit. No, he was in.

He was so strong. I internally made a bet with myself. It was exactly the thing that was empty. I internally made a bet with myself of how long it would take for Blaine to show up and try to live the whole thing by himself My guess was 7.21 PM. He shut up at 7.16 PM and did it so I lost I was on a shoot this weekend and Blaine was the first to take his shirt off but by the end of it there were eight dudes there and I was the only one without a shirt You mean with a shirt? What the fuck were you doing? You were the only one without a shirt. You mean with a shirt? What the fuck were you doing? You were the only one without a shirt?

Sorry, no, no, I was the only one with a shirt. I was the only one with my shirt on. Wow. That is an amazing shot. I'm getting a shot. Get your guesses, but I'm going to shoot. Hold it over. I can't get it.

Hold it over. It's hard more. Weat pieces of shit. Come on. I got a turn. The cardboard is so long. I can't get it to go the whole way. Oh, please.

You used to do little things. Fold in the middle. I've been in the bathroom with you after a podcast. That's an amazing amount of beer. Are any of them cold? Thank you. Oh, yeah They're all cold. How'd you know cold? Oh? Well, fridge or something which fridge gonna fit? They're not all cold. I hate to ruin the illusion only some of them are cold You know how long do you take four of us to work our way through this whole thing? I was wondering that's a case each. If everyone in this building tried to drink this whole thing in an hour and a half, could we? Everyone who is here right now. In this building? We have 80 people in this building. No, but there's not 80 people here right now. Let's try it. We have an hour. The problem is that it's a some of them are

warm. So, I don't know. People doesn't stop people, it's like an animal. Rebe her free warm beer. Okay. I feel so weird saying on this side of the game. So, you know, last week I talked about how I got anxiety about my peace dream when paying next to people in public bathrooms. And sure enough, last week I had a meeting downtown and went to the meeting with Matt. And after the meeting was done.

I was like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Matt goes, oh, me too. He fucking got in the stall right next to me and as we're peeing he's like, how's your stream, huh? Matt just had a little mid-s, dude. He fucking asked for it. He did that on purpose. But we have like a culture of one person per bathroom, like since forever and then now

we have these bathrooms that occupy multiple people and I'm just like I want to lock it I have like you pie multiple people I want to I'll have like five stalls to myself I'm curious to see what the new bathrooms are like in terms of how many people are in there at one time Because it looks big their showers I'm I'm hesitant to use it Yeah, yeah, what I forget you think you told us what's the the women's room over there like is it two stalls? It's two stalls But it's so small that like you're literally right up against the other person in the other stall

So when someone else comes in it's a bathroom. It's awkward. You guys are just complaining about stuff. It's a bathroom It's a bathroom. You gotta if I can take a shit there. You gotta do your business You want some you want some comfort I'm a little upset the bungalow is the toilet paper quality in the bungalow has slipped You can tell it is barely acceptable at this point. I don't know who I need to call out about what one fly? No, it's to Lie I mean it's like in quotes. It's like I guess there's two ply here But this is like this is getting really borderline. I don't know like I someone's getting it from like an office supply store because it's like you line brand toilet paper Like you can't buy the shit in the store like there's like a service that that ships you the shitty toilet paper Looks great. You're right. I'm not happy with it. If there was a period where was it?

I think it was it in the beauty office where I had to start resort, do you remember this? Bernie in the beauty office, I think I had to start hiding toilet paper. No, because you're a mental patient, that's why. Because people, nobody else would buy toilet paper for the office. So I'd always keep an emergency roll in my desk and knowing that it would run out eventually and I'd have all the power, because I'd be the only one with toilet paper left. I would have all the power. Sure enough, it would happen every, almost every fucking day, like, oh, we're at a toilet paper. I guess someone should go buy some I'll just wait One of the drawers on my desk. I had a roll of toilet paper

I don't get alternative to that is like they just like dump in their desk drawer You remember we moved out of there and somebody had been clipping their fingernails in their desk Yes, who like a year? Oh, I have no idea. It was longer than a year. How did he find this out? Because we opened the drawer and removed it to move the credenza. No one messed up to it. And there had been like fingernails.

A little half-moon fingernails. So gross. Finger nails are toenails. This is a very interesting photo by the way. Finger nails. They were fingernails. Were they painted what painted no We we had six dudes that worked in the beat office

That was us that was a joke the kid not on joy the cat Finch the cat Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, Finch's cat died. I said I got a Note from my ex mother-in-law. Is that thing mother? Sure my ex mother-in-law? Yeah, who had adopted Finch, because my own of my kids was just cats. So I had to get rid of Joe for the while. And she said, yeah, so Finch passed away. Finch was 16 years old.

Damn, that's a long time. I had Finch when I lived with Matt in college. Wow. Yeah, it's crazy. Old fucking cat nude. Yeah, and that cat was, I know we said it before. Here's to you, Finch. Be cat, cat, cat.

I got out of ear infection. The first week I got it came back from the, I got it from the pound. I had ear infection the first week and I had to give it ear medicine. That was it. That established our relationship that cat just was like one of those cats that had, was in my life for 16 years and I probably would pet it for like a minute at a time and then that's all I could stand for. That cat was amazing because it would come out to get pet, like it had, I guess a desire to be pet,

but it also had a desire to run away and to hate you. So it would come out and like, sneak up to you and just kind of like offer itself to be pet and you would like kind of pet it and it would like, oh, like pull away, like, no, no. And then you'd keep petting it. And as soon as you got done, it would take off run away.

You want this, you want this. It seems like Finch want to be pit, but when it was like fighting the urge to run away every second. It was that cat struggled every moment of its life Except there was one person the world that that cat loved more than anybody else in the planet. Jol Nathan Nathan That cat loved Nathan. We hired him at about season four. Is that right Gus? Oh, no, it was early that wasn't it was no season three. We were in the house in my house still All right, okay season four he came to work with us in the beauty office And he had a rolling chair an office chair with like a high back one

and He spent his whole career at Ruchieve leaned forward like this For the back of your cuz Finch was tucked behind him She as soon as he came in the office you he would go up to him, get this chair, get behind his back, and he had to spend his whole career like lead forward. I kept asking Nathan, just move the cat. He's like, no, she's fine. I mean, in fairness to the cat, I've done that with Nathan. Yeah. It's nice and warm. He's there comforting. She was like a lumbar pillow. Yeah with with claws. Yeah Yeah, that's that's kind of that. Finch was the was a gray cat, right? What's that? Oh, we're looking at here

That's the future photo of Mike and Jay from filthy casual. That's totally what are they? It looks like a scene out of an 80s movie In the background. Yes, that is It looks like a scene out of an 80s movie. It's a test can be in the background. Yes, that is. She's also from the future. Everything I would imagine the future. Being a bar, glowing visors, and just can you agree.

These are all things that I respect. You know what's amazing about the studio that we work in now? We set up red lights around the building just this past week to let people know when we're on air. So they can be quiet. It is the loudest I've ever heard people in the kitchen. I don't know what they're doing in there Donating that we're online. I've never heard that much noise out of the kitchen in my life Tell them to shut the fuck up. I don't know if we're using it because it was too distracting

I think they turned it on. I saw it on there. I heard shares moving around in there furniture the fuck up. I don't know what's going on over there Yeah, the one who's going on over there. Um, Barb. Fucking laying on the wall. I'm angry. One of the things I want to talk about this this week, Bernie's been making fun of me for this is this whole fiasco that coin has gone through with, uh, with public relations and customer satisfaction.

A fiasco. It's a fucking fiasco. It's not. It's really not. Do you guys know what coin is, first of all? It is a card that replaces all your credit cards. Yes, because it's one card and it's got a programmable magnetic strip so you can punch in a bunch of cards.

It's not a Kickstarter product, it's not a crowd source product, but it's like a pre-order prototype product. Fallen is weird category. And you can program in a bunch of different cards. When you go to the cash register, you just select which card you wanna use and swipe it. And it's all your cards in the world.

So cool. Great idea. Yeah, great idea. That thing, glowing visors, Jessica Nuguri, I know it's a pretty good question. You share. So yeah, at the end of last year, they opened it up for pre-order.

You could pay, and in summer of 2014. I also found out I'm like 18 days ahead of Gus on pre-order, which is like, like, I like it, I like it. You're pre-order, and in summer of 2014, they would out I'm like 18 days ahead of Gus on preorder which is like like In summer of 2014 they would ship you the product when it was ready in the summer it was gonna come out Last week we got an email because you and I both bought both bought it and the email said hey great news It's gonna be shipping soon. You're gonna get an email next week It's gonna tell you how to get it. You're gonna have to create an account. You're gonna download the app everything's going great I was like, awesome.

Then Friday rolled around and I read on like a tech news website that the coin was delayed until 2015. And I was like, what? What happened in this video? And I read the article, like, yeah, it's the late 2015, they have an expanded beta program later this year. I was like, okay, that's weird. Then I got an email from them that said, hey,

things are late until 2015, but don't worry. 10,000 of you are gonna get to be beta testers and we'll send you the beta product and then when the real product comes out You can buy it for only 30 bucks I was like fuck you fuck you I already paid for the final product I didn't pay to get in the beta to then pay more for the final product and then and then There's got a lot of comments a lot of interaction on their website saying You know, let's go and I will I just want to refund. And instead of apologizing, there's no apology in the delay post, by the way, the delay email. Instead of apologizing,

they said, if you want to refund, just email the email address. Did you email it? No, I just- So the reaction was basically like, what? Yeah. How? And then, of course, like a day or two later, they came on, like, listen, we're sorry. We're spending the beta program to 15,000 people. Don't worry of course, like a day or two later, they came on to like, listen, we're sorry. We're spending the beta program to 15,000 people. Don't worry, you want it to pay for the final product. If you beta test, we'll send you the final product for no additional charge.

So, so Monday they say, products coming out in a week. Right. Everything is going to be a claim your product in a week. Friday they say, holy shit, 2015. But, even if you want to have, they're not even emailing what to replace. They go through days. They go through days. I know, but like, what took place in those like three days where they were so sure Did you hear everything happened this weekend with a fucking yeah, that's a text no they went after the Sony executives playing

What that's just a just like a kid calling it a bomb threat that sets this old is plane. What? That's just a, that's like a kid calling it a bomb threat. That's that's as old as bomb is basically. They do it as soon as we have the bombs and bombs and phones. We had bomb threats. Some kid trying to get out of a test. How much was the coin when you pre-ordered it? 50 bones. 50 bucks plus five bucks. Oh, that's not bad. Yeah. I thought he was gonna be a couple hundred bucks. Yeah, but in, but now it's 55 bucks for the beta. And I'm extra thirty bucks They've been waved that they realized that that was fucking stupid. Yeah, so many made a funny joke in Twitter

They said that Facebook just bought Jay's glasses for two billion dollars Congratulations to Jay didn't Amazon just buy twitch? Amazon snuck in I think and bought Twitch at the last moment. That Google was, there was all these, like, they're called rumors, but there's these articles that were out there that Google was getting very close to buying Twitch for a billion dollars. And Twitch was doing all this stuff that made it look like they were making their company a lot more palatable to be acquired by YouTube.

Like they were doing things and using a content ID system exactly like YouTube. And then there's a lot of feedback, negative feedback from the audience. I know Reagan was one of the people in particular that was pretty upset by it. And then all of a sudden today they announced that Amazon bought Twitch for like $930 million in cash. 970. 970. Crazy.

Amazon is so confusing. Like all the new businesses they try to go in, like, they lose money on products to get you to buy their nook or, sorry, their kindle. It's a platform. That's one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, that's why people who, there may be people who still hate iPhones and have one anyway, because they're like, well, I'm a music son. I'm like, all my shit, all my apps are on. They're like, I've already invested all this money. Like, once you get someone, if you can pull someone out of another ecosystem in the years, it's fucking money, man. Yeah, it's to make it rain. Yeah. So it's something I'm saying that coin is now $90. I should say, this will be an interesting experiment because our audience can be in on it. I bought Gavin's Christmas gift and he will not watch this podcast I know because he's not on it and he'll never know this so I can tell you guys what I got Gavin for Christmas You might watch it and we'll see if somebody spoils it for us out there. I doubt Gavin will watch it. I really doubt

Don't spoil it. You don't think so? I think he would watch it I think it's absolutely gonna get spoiled on Twitter within two seconds. Our fans will spoil it. I got him a really cool guest and that was so it was kinda fun. What is it, tell us. It is, I got him that dumb cup that tells you what's in the cup. Cause it was running out of pre-orders and I like, God at the last minute, I bought him that dumb ass cup that he kept talking about. It's a little vessel.

And you pour liquid in it and it tells you what's in it. So, well, no, if it wasn't fucking really good. I think he's going to love it. He's gonna be so happy You can buy a future credit card machine that like emulates all your credit cards For 50 bucks when you buy a cup for nighty a cup that tells you what's in it What you just poured into this is just a soda does it say like coke that I just like coke and it tracks how much water Are you drinking a day This is a Pacific types of juice a single thing in that video. I don't believe it. What if it's juice cocktail?

I'm not a hundred just juice juice dear Twitch community. This is from twitch Like a flashlight slash. Thank you. That's gross. He's a shung a picture of the vessel. You can also go to Yeah, what if you stick your dick in there does it say penis? What do you mean mean what if what are you gonna do when it ships to me before I give it to Gava Vessel let's see if it identifies that It's a bit nippy your sperm count is two It's called the Zill is that low? I think so I think it's one I don't know I think it's supposed to be millions millions of what sperm?

Spur I don't was that the way sperm counts work? I Don't know how they work. We're talking about the aggregate number of sperm images. There's a video of a sperm trying to pregmeat an egg. You actually see what it's like and it's terrifying. It's like Indiana Jones type of times a million. What do you mean? It's like giant boulders and they're like getting to the lake.

They're these like, these like eel things that like grab you and you like can't get out. And then if they're not eating, dude, it's break. It's like the, it gets break maybe. It like turns to like stone. You know, that actually gives me a lot of comfort knowing that that's going on in here

when it's here. It's very important. So according to, to the Mayo Clinic, sperm count is considered lower than normal if you have fewer than 15 million sperm per milliliter of semen per milliliter. Per milliliter. How much do you choose when you come?

Like co-vances? I've heard it's a teaspoon or something like that. The average was the average. I guess it looks different, right? But I'll have to be throwing away a quantity. Our table spoon, Matifa might be. Everage amount. Just when you're in the bedroom next time,

just bring some baking equipment with you and find out. I don't know what I'm up to. And I might just go, apparently. The thing broke. Couple milliliters. Just a spoon full of sugar. I think the average, when you hear the average, just a look it up.

But I heard it in high school, I was like, that's no way that that's accurate. There's an urban legend too about a girl in my school who when the biology teacher we had the sex ed day and they said in the average male ejaculation is the average male ejaculation inside the potato spooch and she goes well the heck makes such a big mess. I don't know that I did you. I'm sure everyone is going to have somebody in their high school that had the same thing Oh, the thing about when you In biology when they do the swab in the mouth to see your cells and all that stuff

Yeah, and one girl can't identify this cell that's in her mouth, and it's a sperm cell obviously It's a permanent. Yeah average volume varies wildly and make a tame between 0.1 and 10 milliliters 10 milliliters, so if you if you scored out 10 milliliters That's it's been a while though over like a three hour time. It's been a while for a So it'd be a hundred and fifty million It's like half the population of the US In sperm and you're just yeah, and you know what I know I'm not gonna make it wise me. I did my math wrong Oh, okay, yeah, I just I'm just saying I'm not that my math is wrong. 10 milliliters is not a centelieder.

So, what people know about it. No, really? So, do you ever hear about that? Like milliliters and leaders, but you don't know about centelieders and decoleders. What is that? I know. Why did you show up? What did you show up for?

A ejaculation example. Yeah, it's a gift. Oh, great. It's like, yeah. Gap has a slomo shot of somebody ejaculating. Yeah, he's a doctor. Occ? It's like yeah. Gaff has a slow-mo shot of somebody ejaculating. Yeah, he's talking occasionally. He will show it to people. He showed I just eaten that one. He showed a lot of people like at parties and said, okay, look at that. What do you think about that? What

what I love about that thing is how did they get it? It's like there's no one else in the shot. And who's is it? So it's like they had to like get it primed and they're like, oh yeah, you get out, get out. And then yeah yeah cuz that camera you could only do a four seconds at a time or something like that. Oh I was just talking about that shitty yeah but the deal is that camera you can trigger it after the event so you have the event then you hit the button and it gets the previous four seconds you get the fan of camera and you can also I think is doing does five

actually which is a big fucking deal yeah when you can only have four before. You've got 25% more frames when you're doing like 10,000 frames a second, but you can set that camera so that you hit the button and it does the next four seconds. You can set it so that you watch the thing, then you hit the button and it gets the last four seconds or you do a mixture there of where it's like the last three seconds and the next second. And everybody messes it up except for Gavin. Gavin is like 100% with the thing. I would expect out of everybody whoever operates that camera like Gavin would be the only one who gets it. When we had a blow up the car, I was like, I'm not I can't. So Matt was the one who had to press the button on the Phantom whenever we blew up the car and that one slow move it. And I was like, well, if gonna mess it up and we're all gonna feel okay about it it'll be mad. Yeah, you can't get mad or no one can get mad at him for it.

We can't get mad at him. Nice. I avoided the obvious joke. But like he's in crazy stuff of like like trains crashing or stuff like that and if you miss it it's like how does that conversation go after? It's like listen guys, you know like get the trains back on the track. We have to do a second take. Back to one.

Back to one. Let's do one more for safety. Yeah. That's like the bane of my existence any time we're filming something. It's like, just one more, one more. One more. It's never been just one more.

Brandon is the king of one more. Oh, I'm not the king. You're the king of one more. No, the king was Marshall. I think the king of one more. Brandon just one more. Oh, I'm not the king. You're the king of one more. The king. The king was Marshall. I think the king of one more. The God of War three behind the scenes had what's the guy from a clockwork orange? Kubrick. No, the actor, the main actor. I don't know. Oh crap. Ian McDirt me. No, that's how how or is that Palpatine anyway very famous British actor no no look come up I know the guy by his name is escaping me right now Malcolm McDowell Malcolm McDowell thank you

very famous very well respected and he was doing lines for God or three and the director was like oh that was really good can we do one more for safety and he was just like what no if that was if that was good, it's good. Let's move on. And it was so awkward. And I'm like, I can't believe that they put this in the behind the scenes. It's like, you're completely undercutting your director.

It's like the, what's a gunk? What's a gunk? Anytime Orson Wells, Orson Wells, the director, later in life, he became a spokesperson. Like for wines and beans, frozen peas. And he did not take any shit from anybody. I mean, like what he determined to be shit given to him, he would not take that.

Like if a director gave him a direction, he's like, no, don't you tell me what to do. Yeah, and then the most famous one is that outtake where he does a take and the audio interviews, like it's fine. It's great, great, great take. Let's do one more. Let's do one more. And also, it's like, wait, it's fine. It's great great great take. Let's do one more Let's do one more and or as well as like wait for us fine Why are we doing another one? He's well, we got like some interference

We got a gunk or something on the mic and you're all gunk. What's a gunk? What's a gunk? Shit, you know that dude that a fucking rough day and then he goes that was a like a noise outside and he goes who are you tell me who you are Who are he says? I'm the uh is he you know, they're like on the mic where they hit the button That was a like a noise outside and he goes who are you tell me who you are who are I'm the you know they're like on the mic where they hit the buttons like I'm the audio engineer sir because audio Listen you I take directions from one person under protest and it's not you He was pissed dude. Yeah, or some walls did not take any shit. Oh those old like studio people were all divas I think whatever is old and Yeah, it's our smalls that cockin is wine my first exposure to orson walls was the animaniacs

They like they just they had orson well sketches for some reasons like nobody no kids watching no I think my first Exposure to him was Transformers movie. No. Yeah, he's played using transform He was alive you to crime. Yeah, he played you know crime was you to crime. Yeah, yeah, he's played. He was in Transformers? He was alive? Unicron. Yeah. He played Unicron? Yeah.

I know it was the character. I can't think of the name. This is Malcolm McDowell. But yeah, my favorite six minutes with Orson Mos was the guy that slogan right there, we'll sell the wine before it's time. I remember that slogan really well. I think those ads on Sesame Street were wine and then frozen peas. And then I years later, I remember they said, well, you should watch this movie as a contest.

I like Pulp Fiction Law. They said, we should watch Citizen Kane because it established the non-linear narrative storytelling. And I said, oh, cool. And I said, yeah, it's a film that's from the 50s, Orson Welles directed it. I remember thinking, oh, he's got the same name as that fat. You know, who was on the Frozen Peace commercial, had no idea. Orson Welles is really interesting. There's a really interesting book

that is called Easy Writers and Raging Bulls. It's not a great book, but it's an interesting book. And it's a tale of like all the people from the 70s and the film scene like Scorsese and Spielberg and Lucas, Francis Ford Coppola when they were all making those movies and all the young guys and like all the crazy shit they were doing. Like one of the things I remember is that they would, to hedge their bets, they would trade

each other points in their movies. And we've talked about jaws being the big summer blockbuster. We've talked about that on the podcast before but like George Lucas gave Francis Ford Coppola and gave Steven Spielberg points a percentage point of Star Wars before it came out no one knew no any idea that thing was going to be as big as it was to the point where he actually had to go and ask for him back and say I'm not going to pay you all this Jesus and to their credit they said okay they were. I think they were doing fine. Yeah.

That was the beginning of the director generation. Before that, it was your producers were the big figures and the studios. People knew the studios. The directors were just the guys they hired to actually direct the movie. But that generation is what really brought them all to light and maybe came brand.

Do you ever watch Drunk History? No. They had an episode a few weeks ago about LA, and specifically they had one segment about Orson Wells. And you know, his, his, I guess, rise you from War of the Worlds and then how he followed up and some of some stories. It was interesting. But Jack, they had Jack Black play Orson Wells, which I thought was really weird.

It was just acting the whole time I saw him on camera. It was really strange. Yeah. It was distracting the whole time I saw him on camera. It was really strange. It was a weird choice. I just realized he was also in that Tim Burton movie, Edward, the voice of Tim of Orson Wells. I thought I saw him in Animaniacs, I actually saw him in the critic, but brain from pinking the brain was like the same voice

as Orson Wells in like all the fiction in the Edward too. So for all of these who obviously care, it was the critic, not an anime. But the crazy thing to me, I always thought about that, in the middle of all those stories about like, all this crazy shit that was going on, like the story of the making of a apocalypse now is just like, it's pure lunacy.

Like Martin Sheen had a heart attack on the set, whether in wherever they were, Cambodia or whatever they filmed that thing But one of the things that always struck me is really bizarre that was just thrown in the middle of all the stories is that there was Peter Bogdanovich who was a big Director at the time. He's not as big now But Orson Wells like lived in his guest house like in his pool house That Orson Wells had fallen on hard times and was like this respected director but he wasn't working anymore and he just lived in pure bugged out of it just like guest house

yeah it always struck me it always struck me really strange I don't know why he wasn't doing so Orson well he wasn't doing T-so orson wow just make sure we all heard that one but God that's what I've always hoped for you, because I'm sure if we go out like 10 years from now, there's gonna be books, really interesting books, I think, written about everything that's going on right now in digital media, because it is a very small group of people. I was, we're not to, Hannah Hart jumped on the podcast like the last five minutes of the podcast last week.

Yeah, it was last week. Yeah, it was last week. Yeah, and so I was at the lunch with her. We're talking about it's like, it's like, same people and you run in groups and circles and things like that. And it'll be really interesting. Like even like this Twitch thing, it'll be really interesting to read like all the stories of like, yeah, we were gonna, you know, sell the company to Google and then the last minute we decided to sell the Amazon like all the behind the scenes stuff that you don't

know about now, but in the future, it'll be fascinating. It'll be really, really fast like the uncensored history. And my hope is that Gus will be living in like some British vloggers house, like guest house. Hey. Not doing a festival. You're featured like Gavin's guest house is Gavin ever guest house? Gavin, Gavin will be long gone too. You might buy then. Gavin, can I, can I stay over?

I thought for sure, Gavin loves pools so much. I've was absolutely certain that Gavin, the number one requirement when he got a house with that it would be They would have to take care of the pool. Yeah, that's a lot of work. That's not Gavin No, but Gavin would be paying someone to take care of it. Yeah, I guess that's true Well, he doesn't need a pool because he has our apartment complex that he could come to anytime But it's so far away. Yeah, it's okay Right, it's worth far away. Yeah. It's okay. Right. It's worth it for the good company.

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I would buy those. No. So I had my, my most stupid domestic thing ever happened to me this morning. I'm almost embarrassed to tell the story. I know this is bad because I haven't heard this yet. I've been saving for the podcast. So I woke up and I was like, my dogs were in my front yard and I have some rose bushes in my front yard. I was like, oh, that looks a little fucked up. Something's wrong with it.

So I'm like, you know, looking around like, oh, I need to trim off like a little bit of a branch some like reaching in there and You know, I'm not touching the the branch like I snip it and I fucking thorn went right up my finger and I started bleeding like What has fucking happened in my life First thing in the morning like pruning rose bushes in my front yard Doing this like what would gust from 10 years ago say about this moment right now? It was all about beat you up. I was very self aware of what I was doing in that moment and how embarrassed I was.

I just got picked by a fucking rose bush. I was pruning. Were you wearing like little gardening shorts and have like one of the things? I had shorts on. I was just I was wearing one of those hats. I was embarrassed for myself. Yeah. And the fact that I had shears specifically for this purpose.

I thought that you moved into a condo so you wouldn't have to do this stuff anymore. Yeah, but I saw. I was like, I just take care specifically for this purpose. I thought that you moved into a condo so you wouldn't have to do this stuff anymore. Yeah, but I saw it's like I just take care this real fast. Look at you. Wow. Who are you? I know. I know. We tried to get him to go out for a drink so the night it was no dice. We did. It's okay. We had to find out. We went too far away. No dice. It's too far. It's too much. It's hungry. Five minutes away from where you went. It's not five bull shit. It is not five minutes away from where you went. It's not five bullshit. It is not five minutes to get there from the office Bullshit I can get home in 12 minutes Okay, I can do the office in 12 minutes. I'm not sure if I get home

Also, even if it took 20 minutes, isn't it worth it? No, I see you guys all day I see you guys all day already. Why would I want to go spend more time if it was somewhere close? Sure If it was really five minutes away. Yeah, no problem I'll go to that mean on text you because I even said I said we're gonna go somewhere that you can go to and just wear. He's tossing. I don't live in he's tossing. No, no, that's not what you said. I'm gonna read back what you said. You fucking you're fucking changing the past and I moved. I said, I'm gonna fuck about your move. I liked what Bernie's response was in what you said to him. Because obviously he didn't tell us what you said.

He's, let's go. Might go grab a drink if you guys are interested which you should be come out, come out. I said probably not where you're going. Probably not. You said your house East Austin. And I said, I move, man, I don't live East anymore. And you said, fuck your move.

And then it was silence for 40 minutes and then they got a reply. Now hold on a second, I'm going back to this fucking thing. Let me see here. It's right here. Look, this is me. I was gonna tell you. Your house in East Austin are two different answers.

They came at the exact same time your house, enter East Austin, enter. The joke was your house and then I said East Austin after that Then you didn't go to East I move man. I don't live. He's in more fucking move And you soon respond you didn't respond to me. Yeah, I stopped after a while Well, I did well. Let's see he said I didn't respond you didn't fucking respond. I mean fuck your move We're going for drinks on self-proper plan. We're going to go you took 40 minutes to reply I like how to talk about you look at took 40 minutes to reply I like how we're talking about that. Look at that 40 minutes. We did it in five minutes

Nobody texted me I did change my phone number seven years ago. I don't know what that was I just like Bernie's text to me and blame that said trying to get Gus out and then like a minute later you text Gus is a Boohoo who? That's about right. Yeah that said trying to get Gus out and then like a minute later you text Gus is a boo-hoo-hoo That's about right. Yeah, I invite you even though I know you don't want to go play and I still like just tell Gus I'm going and he'll go for sure Gus loves me and then smiley face Like a friend you sure that's not gonna have. Yeah, no that does not sweeten the deal What would it take to get you out? I almost went if you didn't go so I. I would have gone. You went if we went to the one of the places by your

by your house. Yeah, I'll go to one of those places. Yeah, I'll go there. I'll do that. Jeff does. Yeah, let's go there. I go there. It's a draft house of draft horse. Jolt Holtz. House. Jolt Holtz. The draft like the RAU drought. Dracula house. Hey, we're getting a front coming through. It's going to end all the hot weather in Austin We'll fit and our drought supposedly It's gonna happen Live this week. I'm excited about that. We're gonna be here though. I'm the other town

I don't care as long as I don't want to wear my dress. I'm good. I don't want to wear my dress like twice this whole year That's freaking amazing for Austin. It's rained a lot this summer. It has rained a lot this summer It's been a ridiculous map. I saw a map of the world and it was It has rained a lot this summer. I saw a map of the world and it was, so it's supposed to be this shocking image. And it was like a heat map literally, but it was showing you all the areas in the world where they set a record high temperature in 2014.

Across the globe, the entire thing was red, except for right in the middle of the US. It was all blue. Like all the way from like Minnesota, all the way down to Texas. I thought that's about right. We've had a really easy mild summer. Yeah. And not many other people have. I was just shocked to go over 100 for all of July. It was crazy. Saturday was bad man. Saturday. These guys still on the outside the entire day. No shades. Zero shade. Yeah, that's why crazy. No shirts. Cole even have a shirt. I was like, I get Aaron. I get Chris even. Cole's just

of course, Aaron and Blaine, when they're with no shirts, are tweeting about it. Like, look at us. Yeah. Ironically. My, uh, my mom responded to that tweet, and I wanted to respond to her saying, mom, don't look. Get off Twitter. What's your response? I don't remember. I'm not you. Not remember what your mom. I don't remember. I just remember wanting to respond telling her to get off Twitter. Stop looking at young boys that their shirts on. Young boys. I guess I'm with the miss. I don't follow them. So I did not get to see the lane talks about at least once a day

how you don't follow him. Yeah, he brings it up every now and then. Yeah. At this point. I can't follow him It's just one you're not doing I mean I think that's a mistake people don't realize Yeah, it's like if you make a big deal out of it. Of course it's not gonna happen But do you spend any time on Twitter like reading your feed anyway? Yeah, I read all of it really yeah It's I follow so a few people it's easy. How do I feel you follow? I think I follow 70? Yeah, oh wow That's really good. Yeah, every now and then I try to purge. That's a bad idea.

Bad idea. People get mad at you in a minute. No, not pee. I don't follow, I'm very, very particular. I look if somebody tweets like 1000. We're ended about to say. I don't follow people. It's not like you're just about to say.

I don't follow people. I don't follow a ton of people. Because you can't go back. You can't unfollow someone. You unfollow somebody that all tend to notice. Like right away, I don't even I do I don't follow a ton of people Cuz like you can't go back you can't Unfollow somebody the all-ten to notice like right away. I don't even know how people notice is not following them anymore I know yeah, but it's like if I don't follow somebody they immediately message me and say how did you want? Why did you want follow me? It's like how did you even know? Why did you get? I never like I never check who's following me or who? Anything like that so I don't know when people unfollow me. I assume there was there's got to be like a service that tells you right?

It sounded like so much like Cat. He said, I was like, is anyone again? It's gotta be. Oh, he's gone to that one. I mean a stroke. I'm right. I appreciate it. It's because of the who the plus reason.

It's just in my head now. It's like a weak, you're extreme. I'm just totally fucked up now. I got a weak saliva stream now. So gross. I never I don a week's saliva stream now. So gross. I never, I don't ever think about bathroom stuff. I guess I should think about as much as you people do. But I never think about it.

Doesn't bother me in anybody. Yeah. Like when you get in there and think about like other people or other people are doing in the bathroom, I just don't even think about that. There's a day I went into the bungalow. I'm back in the bathroom track. I walked in and I was like man this is a bathroom kind of stinks Oh, well I got to do my business Sound the toilet. I was like oh wow the toilet seat's really warm. I just missed this one like

It's like kind of creepy like man Like whatever the cause of the smell was just here a second ago like I just missed The creation of this. Yeah, one of the bathrooms that we have access to it's really nice But one of the bad parts and it has like an auto sensor for the light and there have been multiple times where I've been in there and the lights just shut off and the one person I want to text is God's name. And he's like, please come help me.

Just walk in. If anyone understands, I feel like it would be him. Would you come and rescue me in the bathroom? Uh, it's far. It depends on busy. I might go. I, I, I rescue you. I would just open the door just like swing my hand in. She'll like activate the sensor.

It, it looks because it can kind of reach in there. There's a pitons. I'm like. Yeah. Cause it's right by the door that sensor. And when you're in the stall, I can't see you. So would you have to open the door or can you like reach over the top? That's awesome. I thought I could just do this in order work, but eventually I just kind of waited.

Is that anything sad? So what do you do? Do you finish in the dark or do you try to do that? I can't. It's like I'm not going to particular. Come on, come on. This is the interesting part of the story. You can't pitch out here. Yeah, I mean like I've been doing it for 26-28 years. Kind of feel it out. So finish in the story. You can't pitch out here. Yeah, I mean, like I've been doing it for 26 years, 28 years, kind of feel it out, you know, finishing the dark. Yeah, okay, finishing the dark. All right, only 26 years.

You're like a, you know, you just cover the eye. What are you doing in there? No, I want to know how we think Star Wars ends. That's even gross to me. It's like, what do you think is going on in the trench? What does that mean? You know, you just feel it out. That's what you do with it on the bathroom or with the store. Do you put on the big visor and he was able to like, oh, okay. Did you guys get a chance to take a look at the Oculus Rift

setup that we guys called Oculus Rift anymore? It's just Oculus. So we got one of the new edition Oculus headsets in and I know you were playing with the Gus I was playing the rhyme was playing with it. Did you either you get to see the? No, I got to play it. Did you get to do the Millennium Falcon? No, I did the Ocarina of time. I don't even know that. What was that? It's like the you're in the Cacurus Force. Yeah, that's cool after we get in there And you can't really do anything other than like walk around and crawl through the

Tunnel there. Yeah, do we still have this awesome? Yeah, and terrifying. It's it's awesome Brandon immediately what you're gonna say is when we get this thing I always heard about the Oculus. I mean this is when they've been spent around since the kickstarter for like two or three years at this point There was all that hubbub about the mean bought by Facebook. The entire time, I heard about this, it never once dawned on me to check and see how much those headsets cost because it had a perfect for immersion.

Because we made so many other solutions, like we made our own VR goggles or monitor goggles over and over again for immersion, but we could have just bought an Oculus headset. They were, they're $250. That's it. Three, three, three. Yeah, we do the same thing.

We would definitely have a great base with which to start. That's for certain. Yeah, that'd be way better, like trying to shove in a bunch of equipment underneath like face masks. Yeah, that's what screen one, yeah. Yeah, they had like, we've probably spent more time trying to get those goggles under the helmet

than actually shooting that I think that's part of the video that they really doesn't come across that they were jammed with equipment underneath their helmets Yeah, I had to put like a piece of tissue paper under their little goggle thing to keep it up because the helmet would push it down Yeah, so that the goggles would be too low on their eyes So I had to like construct this thing and tape it to their face and everything Well hindsight I touch Gavin's face a lot that day I Did I was able to test the Oculus Rift at the Game of Thrones exhibit and it was like amazing

It blew me away, but then at NAB I There was someone else who had a setup and it was like kind of really janky didn't work that well So I don't know how much work goes into making it work and work effectively and be really, really cool. Well, like, is that why they, I mean, they were just getting it to a point where they could be bought by Facebook? Because it's, hey, listen, VR, I think, was, it's something everybody has talked about for a really long period of time.

And I think that VR just got to a point where they could get hold of like the public attention for a certain amount of time and then just cash in on it. You know, I mean, you can make the argument with a lot of things that way for, you know, that have sold for lots of money. I mean, Twitch, there's been lots of streaming services a long time. They just got really big, really fast. Three years that company existed before they sold. Three years.

Yeah, that's not. It seems like it's not that long now that being said Justin TV has been around Three years. I just want to point this out real fast. What's that it's bothering someone so much that branded beer is right next to the coaster You know said it bothered me earlier It but I hear you whoever you are But I hear you whoever you are Lord's pleasure. Yeah, I was gonna fix it until I saw someone comment on it in a tweet. And I was like, well, that's not moving anywhere.

No. Uh, we had. Didn't work. So I, I know. Who would you? Now it's like more centered. So like you said, yeah, Justin TV has been around forever. I can't even think of like when Justin TV first started.

I can look it up on Wikipedia. What's your guess? Man. Uh, oh three. Dude, I played this game today. I can look it up on Wikipedia. What's your guess? Man? Oh three dude, I played this game today. Well, you did I take well, and I was going on with my list Yeah, thanks today. What was your guess for it? Let me look up Just so you know quick. I was talking. So what are you looking at up? Bernie walked in to my officer earlier. He said I've got a list here. It's a list of every production Every video production that we have going on right now in this studio.

Every show that's in production. You said, how many shows do you think are on this list? I said, I don't know, 20. What do you think? Did you play this game with you? He did. Did you play this game with you Barbara? I was four off. I was trying to get people to tell me ones I had forgotten.

And people were, since I went in your office, the four more came out of the works. So when you walked into my office, it was 46. So 51. You're up to 51. I love to 51. I guess 55. Wow. Yeah, 51.

Yeah. I think when I, before I left your office, I had forgotten, sadly, I'd forgotten game night. I forgot that one. What was game night? What? And then I had forgotten a couple other, there were a couple other ones I forgot.

Game time, I think, is when you forgot. You said game time in my. Yeah. There were a couple other ones. I forgot. I think is when you know game time you said game time in my yeah There were a couple Adam ones that I that I had forgotten so but it was it was crazy So over if you broken out over a week. That's over seven a day. It's pretty nuts. It's 51 shows in production That and that was like it was crazy to sit down and go over that because we're doing projections and things like that So it was just like did you also count like day five and laser team? Yes, I counted because day fives in production and so was, so was laser team. Laser teams a little bit on the bubble. I guess you could say it's in pre-production, but it's not in development. It's definitely in production. Yeah. You know, it's like

we're trying to get one in one show per employee at the company. I would say the most bubble-ish one that I had on there. That's a really crazy thought. I mean, I make sense. I mean, some of our biggest shows are made by one person, R.J. Quiz made by one person. R.J. You could definitely, you know, I mean, he takes audio from the podcast, but it's definitely a one, that particular show is made by one person. But yeah, I see the most bubble show I had on there was immersion that we had just wrapped up immersion and we could make more and we have a show in development and networking and things like that, but that was the most bubble one. Everything else I cut.

Gone with two, kind of. What's that? Gone with? Yeah, well the simple walk series was on there, but I didn't list that as being in production. I listed that as being in development as well for further episodes of that. But yeah, everything else was like an active production. It's crazy. And the hard one was I actually concluded everything that's in sponsor cut, all the different variations of that under one just sponsor cut blanket. Can you separate a quick draw on sponsor? Well, I guess, yes, I don't, just because I don't consider them to be this intro.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, a quick draw is not the live streamed, like, sit on the podcast thing that the other ones are. Three out of four of us were just on a sponsor play video. That was a little fun. I got really motion sick. You did. Really? Yeah.

Like, I had trouble looking at the screen. So I was like, I was trying to continue looking at it. And I don't want to be like acting like it was, make people think that it was an excuse to like get out of there because I was like super scared or anything But for a while like I tried to play it. I was like nope. Nope. Nope. This is worse I can't I can't look at this like when the screen like turns all red and you're moving like really fast And it's like me or I was like oh, yeah, I can't look at this it hurts me And then I had to go do That was probably my fault. And then I had to go do the audition thing afterwards.

So I was like sitting in there, I was feeling like kind of queasy, and it was, it was not fun. No. Yeah, that was the same day. Yeah. My favorite part about that is watching it to see how many things that you guys noticed

that we were completely oblivious to. Yeah. Like the biggest thing was when that door closed, for you guys, it's, you're like peering in trying to figure out what's going on, and then that ghost appears, like that face, and then you just closes the door and you guys scream. For us, it was just like pounding on the door, and then it's shut, and I was like, oh, I guess I shut it accidentally. Maybe I'd better get in on the square. I watched it through because I wanted to see what they got scared of versus what we got scared of and that moment happened and I was like

The fuck they didn't even see that bitch. That's so unfair. Yeah, I'm gonna scary moments that I think I didn't make it much past that Honestly, I think the scariest moment is when you see her standing in the hallway. What should pick you up or whatever? No, just like standing there not moving. Oh yeah, we also nope blazed through that No, that game is a whole lot of nope. It's so well done if you like horror It takes everything about what's good in the horror genre into one very very small package It's fun watching other people watch that let's play because I was at John's house and he and his wife were watching it with me because it had just come out we wanted to see it and she was sitting on the couch with the blanket up on her face just like oh my god no don't go in there yeah and it was like someone watching a horror film that game cost me tango lessons because

in order to get my girlfriend to keep playing it eventually she's was like, no, no, no, I won. I was like, please, please, please. She was like, all right, I will if you do tango lessons with me, I was like, fine, because she hadn't seen the ghosts that pops up and eats you. Like, we didn't get that into the very, very, very last puzzle. And it's crazy, because when Chris and I were playing,

it happened in the first five minutes. Terrible. I found out that, you know, every time you hear footsteps and you just think it's you, it's not you. That bitch is behind you. Oh really? So if you turn around when you hear that you'll see her. Oh. And also when the window fell, we didn't look up because I just wanted to get the fog out of there. If you look up she's right there. You want to be? I'm so happy. Yeah, my name's any grab of here. Don't try to look at the wall. You're coming in here. It's just too much now

That's the warm side. That's the warm side those are warm good the cool sides on the other one I just like it can see it arm. No, it's not as mean serious. All right, there we go Hi, Blaine. Hey guys. Hi, Blaine. Yeah, really sorry. You sure replace Gus. So we'll be an all-be team Maybe the be list podcast the be list What what the be team uh no yeah it was i'm not normally a fan of the horror genre and i never played any of the original silent hill games what about resident evil oh yeah i played resident evil you know it was a resident evil two man the scariest moment in any video

game of all time resident evil two when that fucking alligator comes out of the fucking pond that scared the gee where was yours you'd be able to when that fucking alligator comes out of the fucking pond. That scared the jea- where was yours? You can raise the evil to when you're in the mansion and then that like crazy like a lizard thing comes through the window. Yeah. Because they did fixed cam. Yeah. So they maximize the scaring-ness. You can't do what we did and accidentally miss something. Mm-hmm. But I know the alligator you're talking about like the mutated alligator. Fucking hell. Holy shit. That was a subject of a drunk gamer's drunk tank. Wait, wait, wait. I was like fuck that guy. What does the alligator do? Like the mutated alligator fucking L. Yeah, that was a subject of a drunk gamers drunk tank

I was like fuck that guy alligator do it just jumps out of a pond You just you're not expecting it at all. I think you can go past the pond like two or three times Yeah, you do and then there's like a bubble and you're like what's the book? It's fucking like alligator the size of like a semi or a pickup But just jumps out and snaps you it's just like a normal alligator. It's just a huge big fucking scary alligator. It's awful. I'll try to pull up the YouTube video of it. You should. It's gonna look like two red pixels.

Did you scream like a little girl? I might have peed myself a little bit. I might have. Have you guys ever screamed at a horror movie or game? Yeah, we scream the other day. Other than PT. Resident Evil, definitely. I had to sleep with my

closet doors open. Some reason that made me feel better. Oh, I was sleep with everything closed, so like nothing could just be standing there. No, but then would have this a monster in the closet and then get out silently. I closed it, so I know nothing went in there. Yeah, but that's not how monsters work. They just appear in things. Okay, that's okay. You're talking about logic. You're the one who's living with your closet doors open. I know that's enough. You're talking about logic. You're the one who's living with your closet doors open. I know. So I know there's nothing there.

And there's something appears. I'll know, oh man, there's something there now. Like in a second, second basis, I know what's going on. Except you're asleep. Yeah, but if I wake up, I just look and I'm like, I'm all right. But for you, you don't know, there's like eight different opportunities. That's true.

Eight. There's exactly eight. Were you scared of the dark as a kid? Uh, when I watched this, I was scared. I found this alligator. I was scared. I just showed up to Barbara. Yeah, I think this is it.

What about you, Barbara? Were you scared of the dark when you were a kid? Not really. Oh, I was scared of you. I was scared of you. I was scared of you. I was scared of you. I was scared of you. I was scared of you. I was scared of you. I was scared of you. I was scared scared watching the edited version of that video than actually playing that game.

Oh man, speaking of getting scared by some, I was watching the Simpsons marathon this weekend. You know, I was like in the chunk like season five or season six, somewhere there it's like I've seen all these episodes a million times and like, Estonia were watching on the couch and we're drinking coffee was in the morning and she took like a sip of her of her coffee and then something happened on screen that was really funny. And despite the fact we've seen it a million times,

she spit take. She was like, I was like, why'd you laugh at that? We've seen that moment so many times. It's just really funny. That's how good the Simpsons is. Yeah, it was when Tremaclura and Patty are dating. And he sprays the brain freshener around. It's fucking hilarious.

We put that on our office. We absolutely should. Everybody in the office who should be watching this and since marathon It's you and me. I'm gonna well and Brandon could come in there too I love the set it up. I'll get it on the Xbox in there. It's a planet. It's a musical I watch that this was my ringtone for such a long time. Yeah, it's the same episode. I just realized this is oh right He's our beard. Yeah, cuz she had the weird dolphin scandal fish

Dolphins mammal how many tree house of horrors have there been? One less than number of seasons. Why started second season? Or they just get up at the end. So they started second season. It's not chronos and can't canes. So that's 23? Cause there's 24 seasons right? No, there are 25 seasons. So there's 24 of them. Yeah. Okay. I guess the 24s will be this year this year, I think I played five nights of Freddy's Freddy's is that was it five nights of Freddy's yeah with him guessing the play pals based on that yeah So you guys should play that if you want scary game. No, that's fucking shitty that game. Is it scary than PT? No, PT is so fucking creepy and scary. It's like psychotic. It's one of the scariest experiences I've ever had

I mean, it really is because it's weird because when you're in a movie, you're like passively sitting there watching it. But when you're forced to interact with it and go through it, there's a different level there, man. I just, it was horrible to me. I couldn't, I did not finish that game and I have no urge to go back. Yeah, we, we got into arguments where like, I'd be like look at it Mercy. No, I'm not looking at like look over there. No, no We're not gonna do it and we do reading after the two-headed monster trying to figure out what we're gonna do Yeah, like we would hear something behind us and I'd be like I'm not looking at it because it's like look at it Why don't you and it's like Gus? No, oh the radio says look behind you. Yeah

By the way, yeah, and then you get killed. Yeah, fuck that Fuck that God You know I went back and started playing recently. I just went back and started playing a state of decay Because there's a lot of there's not a lot, but there's two DLC packs So I just never played and I really enjoyed that game We talked about that on the patch for the awards. Yeah, say to the K was one of the games that we had up for game of the year We gave it to blood dragon, but we all like say to the K a lot. Great game.

Great. Great. I've not played any of the DLC for say to care. Those, uh, were those any good? Uh, yeah, no, no, the, the, the first one, there's breakdown on the lifeline. I think breakdowns the first one. It's just on the achievement hunter website, we built that games where you can rank all the achievements and you can just rate how hard they are. If something gets like four or five stars hard, I know like, like if it's got five stars, hard achievement times like 500 people that voted that for that achievement is being hard. I mean, not a lot of people play a lot of games and really like hunt for achievements. 500 is a lot or even like

over like 150's a lot for one of those rankings again. I know that's a hard achievement. I know it is. It's like it makes me think about even starting that game or not. Every achievement in that breakdown game almost every one of them is five stars. Wow. Yeah. Voted by a bunch of people just it's just like grinding grinding grinding like getting all these like heroes and unlocking them. So it's it's it's basically just like playing Stad to kick over and over and over and over and over again. It's what it feels like to me. So do you have the alligator video? Yeah, fucking alligator. You want to see the alligator? Should I put my glass down so I don't spill? Do you have it ready? I don't want to see it. I don't have it ready. All right. I'll send it to you. I'll send it to them

All right, you send it. I'm gonna read this while you send it It's also like a postage stamp size IGN video Oh, they're having it okay. I'll send it bring us in I'm gonna read this while we'll bring you some About it. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna read this Let's hope like this one right I'll remind everyone this episode of the podcast. It's also brought to you by nature box I'm gonna say something that's gonna surprise you you You should be snacking more. You need to be snacking more. What's wrong with you Gus? How can you tell me to snack more? I'm gonna get fat. Was I supposed to say that? Here's why? What's wrong with you Gus? How can you tell me to snack? I fucked up. I'm not I went to the semester of naturebox.com. Naturebox gives me hundreds of delicious snacks. I mean, delicious, and I don't feel guilty about eating them. I'm really paranoid of a speech impediment.

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It was last week. I remember well when I I got this lemon figgy bars I had a problem. I got these and I hide them until we're ready to do the read Bernie was in our office when this got delivered to me. He's like, oh, what is that? Is that a new one? Let me open it up and I was like, oh god damn it. It's fun. You start going through immediately Get out that push it That's as good as I can do is this the new new No, that's that's the one you intercepted at my office already. You see that? Unless you was left in it.

Oh yeah. Oh, we got the fucking video. God damn alligator. Oh, we ready? Is this working? I don't know if it's working. You remember this Gus? Uh, here we go.

We're over here. Oh, you shooting at it. Oh my god. Oh, okay. That fucking alligator. Fuck that alligator. And you also had no indication that the alligator was going to come out. That is not an alligator.

That is a dinosaur. Yeah, it's huge. A big fucking alligator. And like Brandon was saying, these resident evil cameras are just like designed to just frustrate the shit out of you. I think it was part of it. It added to the horror. Yeah. It was like you couldn't control it

It's like you were being confined and in in that space and it was it's kind of confusing when you went to move People bitched about it all the time But I thought it was a great mechanic for the game Yeah, and you just you don't have control it makes you feel more vulnerable. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah I'm with you. Is that is that is that an open camper? Yeah, give me that. I'm still drinking this drink So you you're taking after Bernie? I am. Taking this, his 43 liquor. It was so good that I requested that we buy the same type of liquor. It's so good, isn't it? Yeah. I might have one of those after the podcast. It's delicious. I could be convinced. Maybe we should go somewhere far away from town, from from my house. It's

five minutes away. Yeah. You're gonna drink that? that was only 12 minutes away. Why are oh yeah new shirt What is that? But you really just show up on camera you got to read that Grand Heist oh, I'm looking at this a show up on my other monitor my other monitor. I was bad. That was over there It's good. This is a t-shirt Tuesday So it's gonna be coming out tomorrow or for those listening to the audio podcast today So that you 100 grand high shirt and it's one of the few achievement 100 shirts that does not have any green on it. Yes, Emily pointed that out.

Yeah, which is strange. Even the yolk, I think is white, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Nice. So we're going to, um, turn, pack slayer this week. You and I will be there. You excited?

Yeah. What you're doing. Me and you and Ray and Monty and Ashley and Ashley. Mm-hmm. Double Ashley and Chelsea and Megan and Chris if you're a Kickstarter backer You can come say hello to Chelsea who runs all the Kickstarter Performance stuff now she'll be working the booth. She is so awesome. She everybody's in love with Chelsea pretty much She's just like gets everything done without even having to ask her. She's about us. Yeah. She's real about us. Yeah, I asked her for some help with something.

Like, after business hours, before we came out here, the podcast was like, oh shit, I forgot to get Banners printed for our PAX Prime booth. So I emailed her to the PDF and I was like, hey, listen, can you find a place close to the convention center that can print this and have it ready for pickup on Thursday? She's like, sure, what kind of material do you want it printed

on? I was like, oh yeah, indoor vinyl. I was like, all right, great. Yeah, it's like, I don't have to worry about it now. It's like, that's like an hour or two of trouble and work. It's like great. And then on top of that, doing all the Indiegogo backer stuff. It's just like a job on its own. We've already started working on.

Like we've already had people in here. Well, we're not going to those out. Oh, yeah, guys. Yeah. Well, yeah, we had the, you mean some of the higher in perks, some of the people already come to visit. Yeah. And we've already done three game, three of the game times out of six. We've already done all the podcast. Let's place for the stream. Blaine and I, what's that? The shorts. Yeah, Blaine and I have shot like five shorts by this, at this point, I think, because I'm shooting all the RT office shorts with,, Blaine and I shot like five shorts by this at this point I think. Because I'm shooting all the RT office shorts with Blaine. So we just said we know we know that much more stuff to do. We're kind of pacing it out because we're

getting all that stuff done so quickly. Yeah, you know, so that's changing. So you know, have stranger, you know, the it all kind of falls in place where this year in a few months is the 10th anniversary of the first season stranger. Yeah, it's this year. Wow. It's 2004 that we did it. That's funny. I was going to download, I think there's a beta test of Sims 4 right now. And the Sims 4 is coming out.

So yeah, I was going to download it. It could be perfect. I want to be clear. I want to be clear about something. We said we were going to make new episodes of the Strangerhood. We did not specify Strangerhood would be in the Sims. We did not specify that. So that kind of gives us the ability if you know if the Sims

Award doesn't really work for this kind of stuff, we can do like an animated version of it. Or live actions. No, it's way it's in there. I'm happy. As long as way it is in there. Yeah. Yeah. Wait like 50 now or according to the the world of the stranger hood. Yeah. but yeah, so those are all going really well and Chelsea got me a really cool thing the other day she got me a infamous 535 t-shirt the group that broke Indiegogo with the $5 one-time pledge and we accidentally sold 535 of them Oh, yeah, they made shirts and I got they gave me one of the shirts or she bought one of the shirts from them. That's crazy. That's really cool. Yeah. So that and that that group were we're like we're working really hard to like

Make sure that we have a lot of different options because we realized that if it was gonna be one person We could just coordinate with one person. We really can't coordinate with 535 people. It's like these are the dates If you can't come you need to let us know and then we'll maybe have a date later in the future for something else, you know what I mean? And it probably is looking like there may be an option to do something at RTX or something when the date is on the calendar for a long period of time. Because the way production works is like,

we won't know that we need somebody here what the date is gonna be for a specific shoot and you're like maybe three or four weeks maybe three or four weeks before we actually line it up. Yeah. And that's I fully recognize that for a lot of people that's going to be difficult to plan that travel, plan time, for it, plan time off school to get that done. But we're working hard to make sure we do we do some cool stuff with them. So we'll make it work. We always do that kind of stuff. And when we you know something crazy happens and it's like

we'll just roll with it and see what happens. Yep. So you guys are gonna be at PAX's again Yeah, someone I want to clear something up someone on Twitter is asking are you guys only at PAX on Saturday? No They're the entire time the events open. I don't know where that question came from Well, now everybody's gonna be at PAX on Saturday. I have no idea people ask the question all the time Like which days are you gonna be there? It's just be really works our panels on Friday Yeah, it's not like that. We're not going to that We're gonna be there on Saturday. Although that one pecs East. We almost missed our panel Because our flight was canceled. Yeah, we had to drive That was fun

It was fun. Oh, we should almost do that again We should almost like plan to To fly into New York and then drive up to Boston or like flying to Portland drive to Seattle I am shocked that everybody who could be saying that it's you. It was fun! You were not having fun when we were doing that. Yeah, it was stressful because if it was planned out that way, sure. Without Austin and Seattle.

I remember when I met you guys in the lobby, you guys just all wandered in like this. I had a photo of you guys, right? Yeah, you took a picture when we first walked in. You were funny. After a whole day or deal. You guys were like shit. You were so bad. I was so happy we had Papa Gus to help us. Yeah, you would have been deal. I guess I'm like shit. I'm so bad. I was so happy we had pop a gun to help us.

Yeah, you would have been fucked if I hadn't been on it. I don't know how we would have gotten the Boston. Just wouldn't have made it. But, uh, probably right now. Me and Lindsay are going to fan expo. I still don't understand this. I really Barbara makes no sense to me why you guys are going to this thing.

Because we don't have a booth. We don't have a booth. And as of right now, they're not, we're not scheduled for any events, but you guys are going. So you're basically going to have a booth. We don't have a booth and as of right now, they're not we're not scheduled for any events But you guys are going so you're basically going to attend a con. They were supposed to schedule us some events But they never did is that frustrating for you as somebody who runs a con? Extremely how but fan X was how big is that it's pretty big? I think it's a hundred thousand Oh, it's something like that. We're it's in Toronto. But I mean, we're the thing is we're gonna schedule meetups each day We'll tweet out where we're gonna be and from what time to what time and maybe do some stuff at night as well

so and we'll be there the entire event so if you're going to fan Expo You will be able to find us at some point just follow us on Twitter if you want to know where we are So attendance in 2012 was 91,000 Yeah, that's 2012. 91,000. Yeah. That's 22. That's the most recent number I can find. Blaine and I had a fan meet up at Disney World a few weeks ago. That was awesome.

How many people showed up? It was probably like six or seven. You guys get six or seven? It was about the same question. It was like probably six or seven. And I feel bad because we kept like running from one park to the other over and over and over because the freaking princesses, but they were huge troopers. They just like followed us.

Oh, that's nice. I felt really bad because we were just like out of control and all over the place. Do you, I don't know, there are also, I don't know, there's a bunch of blind took photos with all those princesses. I don't know where those princesses are. Like, if you told me to go take a photo with like five of them, I would never, I wouldn't know what to find. Lane has.

It's like a collectible guide in like a video game. You'd be like, the princess is most likely to spawn in this area. We have six fights. We're the women are three fast passes. And you can only use them three times and you're done. So two out of those three had to be for reserving time for princesses. That's where our priorities were.

Because you were with Blaine, obviously. Yeah. Gotta make Taffa the bitches. If you want Twitter asking you about Comic Con, New York Comic Con. Oh, we'll be there. We're still working on the details. I think it was an ask who's gonna be there on their site. No. Or Brad sent us the info of our panel. Right. I don't know how much of that's public here. We're still working on that. That's all I'll safely commit to for now.

But we will be there. We will be there. Yes. We will be there and we will have a booth, I believe, too, right? Yes. And a panel. Yes. And we're probably sending people to MCN.

MCN London. Yes. MCM Expo. And I wish this could be what is MCN stand for? City Convention. Ouch. Carol like that. Thanks for having us MCM. They have some communication problems. Hey, but have you seen guardians yet? Guardians of the galaxy. No, I need to you do need you. I met I went this weekend and The theater was filled. I went saw it for the second time. That's why I don't want to go

Yeah, dude, it was absolutely filled how much I'm a movie this weekend. What what? Guardians of the number one movie. And it was the number one movie this weekend. And you know what, did not have a good weekend was Sin City 2. The movie made $7 million to the box office. That movie, I don't know if their marketing hasn't been there for this or what, but I've heard nothing about Sin City 2. I see maybe one or two ads for it. But usually with a movie like that, you see it everywhere. You see billboards, you ads for it, but usually with a movie like that you see it everywhere You see billboards you see radio commercials you see things on you see radio commercials. Yeah, that's how good It is you see him you visualize it. Well, it's crazy. It's just it's been so long since the first one

You know, so it's it's tough. You lose out on that sequel anticipation So I think that's what you know really really hurt them man. Let's be cops So I think that's what you know really really hurt him man. Let's be cops Had a budget of 17 million dollars. It's made 45 million. Wow. Yep. That's a that's a great hit for whoever made that movie But yeah, Guardians was number one again with so slow weekend 17 million Enjoy because Guardians fell way off on the second weekend and then it came back up word amount man Yeah, I think it's anything happened with hangover It's spendable three is only made 27 million. How much did it cost to make it doesn't say I remember they wanted they came back up. Word of mouth, man. Yeah. I think the same thing happened with hangover. The next. The next.

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The next. The next. The next. The next. The next. The next. The next. And I think that's what it was, but it was like, it was laughable. Like they, the fact that I know about that is because the other people in the movie were like, can you believe he asked for that? And they were like, yes, this isn't that kind of movie. So what you're saying is we're going to get him for laser team. Probably. For sure.

You never know. Never know. I mean, I would not have assumed that Bruce Willis movie, like since City 2, could make $2 million. That if Bruce Willis is in a movie, or a seven million dollars, that it would be $30 million, $40 million, just baseline.

Yeah. But it gets something case anymore. Yeah, $6.3 million. And it opened in almost 3,000 theaters. 6.3? Yeah. Wow. 6.3.

Yeah, there it is. Jeez. I love box office mojo. It is a cool site. I like a site that does one thing. And that's like, it does that thing, and it is. Jeez. I love box office mojo. It is a cool site. I like a site that does one thing And that's like it does that thing and it does it well and it's a standard for that thing and that's what it does Like we all we both like XC and we know the guy that runs that he's run it since like the dot com era And he never like sold XC or anything. It's just it's a currency exchange site It's I still use that site at least once a week if I want to know what the exchange rate is for this dollar to

Australian dollars or British pounds. I just that's where I go. Mm-hmm. I on my mobile phone on my desktop I go to xe.com. That's what I use that for now that I'm watching more like English premier league I know like I'll hear like reports of player salaries and pounds like how much is that in dollars? So it's like an xe is like I have like xe open on my iPad or my phone While I'm watching a premier league to convert pounds to dollars Yeah, I can count on a problem with that like all things premier league games start really early because all the games are Clean the UK and I think typically in Austin like the first game starts at like 6 30 a.m So normally what I'll do is if there's a game that's on before I wake up because then they'll it's all in the weekend I'll record it and then when I wake up like I'll go get some coffee and then watch a game.

I recorded the game I really want to see, went to get coffee, waiting for my coffee, check Twitter, someone was like, oh, can you believe that game? So-and-so was it. Oh, fuck. I'm not gonna watch that game that come. It's like, come on, man. I just woke up. I have no chance to see this. It's so terrifying. Like, you just have to avoid all

public outlets and it's so hard like your your hand starts to shake because you're so used to being a part of like you know checking Twitter or Facebook and like same thing with Game of Thrones whenever that episode comes I was like yeah I can't I have to watch it. Man I knew today was the first day of school for everyone because my fucking social media feed was filled with pictures of goddamn kids and backpacks Every other post god damn kids was a big stupid ugly kid and a fucking tacky backpack their toothless smile Get ready to go to school. Here's what I don't get Like I understand a lot of my friends who don't have made the choice to not have kids. And you're one of them.

You've made a choice to have not have kids. You're gonna have dogs instead, apparently. And prune my roast bushes. And prune your roast bushes is true. You are literally an old man. He's rude to Miami. He's just steering wheel up and you're done. But one of the other things is they seem to be like legitimately like they want planes

with no kids. They don't want kids to be part of the errors is they seem to be like legitimately like they want planes with no kids. They don't want kids to be part of the world. But you were a kid at one point. So, so you just like that's it. You just hate kids. That's all there is to it. I don't hate them. I don't hate them.

I just don't want to see them. I don't know if that's that's different. I don't want I don't want to be bothered. There's a Facebook app that will change cats and they're used to. I don't know if it works. It was a cancer app that will change cats. It used to, I don't know if it's gonna work. It was a cat, or what is it? It was a baby.me. It's just something, anything I think, that you picked. Touch X and McGinies or something like that.

Yeah, yeah. Which would be creepy. Really? Based on the captions of them, I'm sure. You didn't even see that. Like, it just replaced the whole post. Oh, wow. Yeah.

It was revolutionary. Oh, I thought it just put the head. No, it's not like that. It's like, you know, it's pretty cool. Pictures totally better. Caterade commercials were like Kevin Garnett. They had like a huge head and the kid bodies. Gus found something that he sent to me,

which is the setting thing I've ever seen. What is it? Of course, I spec a challenge huge, going around everywhere on the internet, everywhere on social media. Gus found a Halloween costume, which was the ice bucket challenge Halloween costume. And it's like a bucket that has this plastic coating with like little pieces of fake ice that go down all around you.

It's a commercially made costume. It's a costume. It's $40. That's fucking brilliant. It is the most upsetting thing. They're smart. Who's gonna buy that? Everybody.

Yeah. Everybody. If anybody I know buys that, I'm not friends with you anymore. I'm excited. Barbara has put the- That's my limit. Why? Why?

Are you at the point now where you're sick of the Ice Bucket Challenge? No, I get it. I'm not sick of it or anything. It's okay. But the f- There's a costume. It's totally okay to say you're sick of it. It's-it is okay. I mean, it's like, I'm asking you if you're sick of it or anything, but the fess of there is a caution. It's totally okay to say you're sick of it It's it is okay. I mean, it's like I'm asking you if you're sick of it. There it is. That's it

That's awful. That's terrible That's really awful 40 dollars. It's a dude holding a bucket over his head That would be the most tires that's over his head and he has an ice train his other hand Like at least I didn't know what it was It looks like it looks like he's in butter flying that with butterflies inside of it. It's not like you would have to explain it all day that he's in the ice bucket challenge. Now Barbara, I fully recognize that the people who are like, oh, the ice bucket challenge is awful.

They're just being assholes. They're just being assholes. They're just being assholes. I'm asking you though, it's totally okay to say if somebody asks you, it's like in a discussion, that yes, it has reached a certain zeitgeist where let's all recognize that the promotion for the charity is now being outweighed by the individual promotion of people doing this for themselves. Yeah, I've just never seen something like this catch on as much as it has. It's awesome.

Like all my friends on Facebook are doing it and usually I never see any social media activity from these people and all of a sudden these people haven't seen in 10, 12 years. I'm seeing videos of them pouring eyes on their head. And it's like I don't understand how this has gotten so big. It's great. But yeah, I think it's at the point now where it's like, all right. What's amazing is I saw like I've seen like relatives of mine who I was convinced didn't know how to use the internet Same thing is like wow, okay I mean this is really like reached out to like everyone I've also realized through this of how many my friends don't understand how to film a fucking video with an iPhone because they're all

Yeah, but at the same point look how easy it is for everybody to Yeah, but at the same point look how easy it is for everybody to record, edit, and post a video online now Just you're making a video. Yeah, we don't even think about that part of it But everybody's doing it. Everyone's like I just made a video and put it up online like that's the thing that's just totally normal Yeah, that's the future. It's made in five years. We would not have got that no way No way you to like send it into like publishers clearing house or something I mean if you wanted your your video tape back you'd have to include a 250 250 supposed to judge and self-adjusted on the low Well, it would like fade and end if there wasn't the challenge at the end Basically, it just it never ends because someone's always gonna challenge someone else who hasn't done it

It's just like a wave that goes on forever. So that's the tough thing It's like over the top with this stuff like Charlie Sheen It's like, I appreciate everybody who does it because they're all raising awareness. But even like the money thing, it's like I'm donating the money. It's like, okay, that's, that's great too. But it's like still like, it's like this like swirling like it's, at some point, you're like, okay, it's just been really, really, really awesome. Yeah. Let's all donate money and, and I'll realize that ALS is a really terrible thing. It's like at what point does

it like take over our whole lives like brand in the saying and just keep going and going and going. So, uh, someone on Twitter, uh, miss underscore skit, miss underscore kiddie said taking bets until the sexy ice bucket challenge Halloween costume. Oh, I mean, someone's gonna buy that and wear bikini under it. Absolutely. There's already been sexy ice bucket challenges. Yeah, I see naked ones tape over our boobs. I saw that. There's a thing a porn star that did it nude. It's probably not to watch that one. And that many dudes do the naked ice bucket challenge. Frinkage. Charlie Sheen, I don't know what we talked about the second part of his video. He challenged his former boss that fired him as well as Mike. the guy who took his job and then you know,

I guess his buddy who's still on the show from a two and a half minutes. John Kriber. This was the mega 64 one though. What they do. Oh my God. You have a video over the top mega 64 style. No. Which is like graphics on the screen.

Dinosaurs. My favorite part of that video is when they put ALS well that ends well. So it's all well that ends well. No, my favorite part is when Rocco calls out Casey Anthony. Oh, I look like a dare to call that over. Oh, it took a typical mega 64 stuff. Yeah, it's Robert said who we challenged. I thought had a great video.

I don't know if you guys saw it. His flip. Yeah, all like one shot. Grab the GoPro flip. That was fun. Well, how is it made by Kerry diving into that? Oh, for the Chima. Yeah, that trash can. I was amazed by it.

I was amazed by his stupidity. I thought he was. I know. I'm so waiting for the person who gets crippled because have you seen all the fail videos where they have like a garbage pale, a plastic garbage, you feel filled with water. And they try to jump it off a balcony and they drop a pale filled with 50 gallons of water on somebody's head. People don't understand the weight of water.

It's enormously heavy. Yeah. Inormously heavy. I was wondering what it's like. I always wanted to drive like a semi. You want to say, semi's have like non-polarable water in it, but it's just carrying either fuel or carrying liquid. It always seems like when you hit the brakes, that would be the weirdest experience of being

in a car where it's half of it or more than half of the weight is water shifting around. And that would be the weirdest experience of being in a car where it's half of it or more than half of the weight is Water shifting around and that would be the weirdest thing Yeah, I'm sure they have like baffling tanks in there and stuff, but that would be God. That would be so weird feeling Yeah, but um, yeah, I'm waiting for someone to die from that challenge The fascinating thing to me about when anything like this comes up and this is always fascinating to me is where do things start? I'm utterly fascinated by that with memes Like somebody drew the troll face. Who's that dude? Yeah, where is that guy going? I drew that I hear is my original image I drew this thing and like pinpoint like where this thing started

And I'm always fascinated by that cool story bro What's that cool story bro like who's the first one? What's that cool story role like who's the first one? I'm so cool. You're so brain. That's okay. As an example. Well, like we met, um, Skumbag Steve. He came to our South by Southwest party a couple of years ago.

And it's like, what is it like to be that person? But even that's the guy in the photo. Who's the guy that made the Skumbag Steve post? Like who's the guy? Is it his friend? Yeah. Is the guy who's on Facebook? Who's the guy like, I need to image, uh, Skumbag dude, uh, bedroom.

Where it's all one guy? He and then saved it and then wrote the text on it. There's like guy who's on face. Who's the guy like, I need to image a scumbag dude bedroom. Where it's all one guy. And then saved it and then wrote the text on it. There's like made the meme. There's like one guy in a basement and he's like the one who's created like doing all of them. Maybe his last name is meme. Blue your own mind. No.

We're not giving you that one. Do you guys know how the ALS I spoke a challenge started? No idea. Okay, so this is the story I read it read and I actually read a couple different ones, but there was a golf pro I think like semi pro guy And he challenged his caddy. He did it and then said I'm gonna challenge you to do it as well That was it just dumping ice water on his head that guy did it. No, no that guy did it and then challenged the swing coach. The the person who coaches that guy on his swing and his golf swing.

The swing coach did it pass along to I think three other people as well. And at that point, one of the people he's passing it to had someone in their life with ALS. And so he said, and I'm also going to donate $10 to ALS as part of it That was the moment from that point on when it became an entire ALS thing and everybody just continued it The ALS like ALS is just sitting there. Yeah, they didn't even develop the idea They're like and they must have like seen like a thing here or there and like we got like $400 and donations more than usually yesterday or like four thousand What was that and then the next day it must have been like thirty thousand more and i think it's not to eight million dollars no i think i was fifteen oh fifteen million

no i think it's way more that's an over fifty yeah eighty million yeah just said and then always people saying like all this there's no point to this is there's no point it's like did you know what a less was before you saw the size bucket challenge probably not just that i think people want to complain about how things are in cool There's no point. It's like did you know what ale less was before you saw the side-spotted challenge? Probably not Just yeah, I think people want to complain about how things aren't cool They're not cool. It's just like you know what at the point of time that you're raising $10 much less 80 million for diseases that you

Where's that money doesn't come from anywhere else? It just makes me so mad these kids complaining or whoever's complaining at home You're sitting on your computer typing up this comment. You're not doing anything about it. And you're calling us out. Yeah. So it's just treated the co-creator of the ice bucket challenge also died of drowning after getting in an accident. That sounds like an urban legend. It might have happened, but that just smacks a urban legend. There is a million dollars and during the same period last year they have raised 2.5 million. So that is, it's like, just thinking about, aside from how awesome, the waterboarding himself.

Just thinking about how awesome the charity is, and what everyone's doing, just this like phenomenon of these people sitting there, that it's their job to raise money for this cause. At this particular organization that raises money to help fight ALS, that's their job to do it, they're thinking how are're gonna make our goals,

how we're gonna do that, and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, out of nowhere, this thing happens, and completely takes over everything. Yeah. It's just, you wonder if there's one guy there who's trying to take credit, and he'll be like, oh, that was me guys.

Yeah. I was really hot one day. Yeah. So, just Dave here. It's gotta be. Dave meme. Dave meme. Dave meme. No, so many, so many here. It's got to be Dave meme. Dave meme. Dave.

No, somebody somebody to post on Twitter who created the troll face. Apparently it's a deviant art profile. The guy has. And it was like his avatar or I guess you just drew it. Yeah, so I'm also reading the same thing that there's a there's a I believe I was at a hockey player or baseball player named Pete Freights that that's the origin of it as well. I've read those two different stories, but I definitely read the story of the golf pro way before the story of Pete Freight's starting to get out there. Pete Freight is a baseball player young guy suffering from ALS.

It's definitely worth it to go check out his story to see exactly what this disease does to people. You know, and Matt said when we did the Richard Heath, Ice Bucket Challenge, he said, you know, his dad is currently suffering from it. My father's sister, my aunt Darrell, died of ALS. I, we didn't even call it ALS, then we call it Lou Gehrig's disease. And she died from that as well. And so it's like, it's a, it's a terrible thing.

It's a really, really terrible thing. It is one of those things, it's like, I'm glad we're raising awareness of it, and the people are donating money to hopefully find it cure for it. But it is one of those things, it's like, awareness is an interesting thing. And I don't wanna take away from it.

But awareness is one of those things that hopefully drives people the action of things they can do. And the unfortunate thing about L.S. is it's a neurological genetic disorder, and there's not really a lot you can do except you know, help people who are suffering from it and you know, support the cause by donating as well. But it's like sometimes things like awareness, really age awareness where people can have an action to protect themselves in lives that doesn't really exist in this case,

which is kind of a sad fact of all this. Maybe with enough awareness something can be developed to help combat it down the road. Or just prevent it. Right. At that point it would have to be something like gene therapy or some future stuff. I remember a few years ago there was the big live aid concert around the world. So until I say by the ice bucket challenge isn't new, sports coaches do it a lot. Thanks dude.

Wow. Thanks for... Live aid a few years ago. Stop watching the podcast. Go read a fucking book? How about that? Get off the fucking internet. Asshole. Okay. God damn sorry.

So live 8? Yeah, they didn't charge any money for tickets to the show. They could have charged a ton of money to get into all these concerts they're having around the world of the biggest musical acts and donate all that money. But they said no, we're going to do it free to raise awareness for like, world hunger. And it's like, these are things that people already know about. A lot of people don't know much about ALS beyond like what Bernie was saying, Lou Gehrig's disease, or the fact that it's called Lou Gehrig's disease, and maybe they've seen that video. But that seemed like such a waste of an opportunity

and so self-serving. What was live aid? You remember it was like the big concert series around the world, like five or six years ago? They didn't charge any money, no money went, donating to anything. There was just raise awareness, but they were raising awareness for something that already existed.

It was like the Bono-chery to? It was like the Bono-chery to. Yeah, perfect red. Yeah, Project Red. Words like they raised all this money. It's like, how much did they give into fighting the disease? It's like well nothing. It's just to raise awareness They've donated like and it was a phenomenal amount of money that I raise A tiny percentage that but actually don't need to it's like that's not the purpose of the organization

It's raised awareness like what yeah, you knew that come on People hungry guys That's not a bono. Yeah yeah I figured you were trying to do a bono thing there but didn't come across like brain execute that's great engage all right well it's it's about time to wrap things up I was trying to look up so it is not an urban legend supposedly one of the co-creators of the ice bucket challenge died in a diving accident diving that's a very sad thing there's water in that I listen I was you know I was a person who was hurt.

The one bone I've broken in my life was in a diving accident. I thought you jumped in pencil dive. But I don't mean literally diving. I jumped into water. That's the accident. I didn't like. Well I'm sure that's what he did unless he

used to be a scuba diving. That's what they mean by diving accident put. No that's what they did. I'm sure it was the same kind of thing I'm not sure of anything but a diving accident mean something he hit something while diving I Would think I would think that's what did you hit? I? Oh, man, I I jumped in water at night that I couldn't see in and I jumped in I was fine got out a bunch of other people jumped in,

so I jumped to the left of them, and we had all jumped right between these two, Houston, I landed on an eight foot diameter drainage pipe that was this far below the water. I like bounced off of this thing and I broke my left ankle. Was it better not knowing that was there, or would you rather to know this is coming to be

like, oh, this is not going to go well for burning? I had no idea what happened. It's one of those things where you get in an accident, you hurt yourself and you're just like, you have no clue what's happening. I thought I just sprayed my ankle. I'm just glad I didn't think. If I'd go in, my life would be completely different. If I was still alive.

Yeah, you would have been paralyzed probably. I don't want to think about it. I don't like to think it was one of the things is like, I get like a physical reaction thinking about how dumb that thing I did was, like 17 years old. I just graduated high school, so stupid. All's well and ends well. Just like this podcast. All right, where are we gonna go for dinner?

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