Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #289

Episode Date: September 16, 2014

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rooster team. That's offer code rooster team at squarespace.com. Hey! What? Green what? Oh, like two minutes waiting to jump on the podcast. My heart's beating kind of a little bit. I don't know if the section says that. I don't know if the section says that. I don't know if the section says that. I don't know if the section says that. They were waiting off screen and then they heard the... Who knows?

Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? No, the most sections that I got all day. They were waiting off screen and then they heard the intro. We didn't see, the people just saw you in the chair.

They just see you jump in. Well, Barbara's the one who ruined it. Well, let's go blame set down first night to jump over. Oh, ladies first, I'm so sorry. Well, he's mostly to freak out them, not the audience. For those who are not watching the video, we just tried to make it to the podcast with like one second. Why were we crouching down?

I don't know, because we were already in the top. We were gonna take a picture because we were like, my marks, less introduced. Brainy was stuck to freak out and he was like 15 second. Why are we crouching down? I don't know, because we were already in the top. We were already in the top. I'm gonna take a picture, because we were like, my marks. Less introduced. Brandon was starting to freak out, and he's like 15 seconds. It's just me guys. So, Bernie and Gus, neither of them one are here. I feel like the parents are going to get it.

I don't like these ones. It scares me. There's no one to keep us in check. That's the best kind of podcast. Am I right, audience? It's just gonna be an hour and a half of Dix. So we got Brandon and me Gavin and Barbara In Blaine

Hello your camera's over there. I'm still new at Bernie's care. I'm usually sitting there, but that's you guys usually the two times You've been on the party today. So you just legitimately make you feel young not having those guys there. I always feel young I'm like, oh, I'm not the youngest one in the company, but how would you? 24? Not bad. Carries younger, I think. I'm a little bit older than Carrey.

Rae was 24 today. He was turned 25. 25, yeah. I'll bust it. Yeah. I asked him, I was like, hey, Rae, what are you going to be doing for your birthday? I have a birthday and stuff.

And he was like, oh, my mom's in town, so I'm going to go get dinner with her. And I was like, it's a solid birthday. That's a good kid, you know? It's like, this is really. Keep that in the rest of the podcast, please. Shit, why are you running it? But that's like the ideal night for Ray.

It's probably hanging out with his mom, not drinking, not doing anything but- Like on any given night or at his birthday. Just probably on his birthday. Okay. It's not even to over-setter yet. He got. His mom's pretty awesome though.

Yeah, I've met her before. She's nice. She's really cool. She's like a cooler version of Ray. Shout out to Mrs. N awesome though. Yeah, I've met before she's nice. She's really cool I think about it. She's like a cooler version of Ray shot to Mrs. Navez. Yeah, I'm a Miss Kuda Mrs. Navez junior but that one So It's joking about feeling young all those guys are gone I was making fun of Jordan a lot this weekend because he had his party at 6 p.m. And when Jordan said 6 p.m. He means 6 p.m.

But we got there and we're there for like a few hours had some drinks. You got there at 6. I got there at 6.45 or 7. Right. Only because I live with Jordan. I understand how it's very penal. He is about it. Like he doesn't understand culturally when he says 6. So he showed up in an hour later. I, yeah, I should have an hour late. I know how anal he is, so I should have late.

I was still, oh come on, I should open our late. I know how anal is so I should have late. I was still oh come on I get to be reasonable here But we were there for a few hours and I had a bunch of drink And I was like oh man, it's crazy. I'm so ready to go home like I'm so out of it And I was like was it like 2 a.m. And it was like 10 4 and 5 and I was like this is awesome It's just like I get all the benefits of having a good time being out and then I can just Go to bed early method to his madness. This weird is weird. No, that is I don't know if that makes me am I am I An old pie should start six because like you do you'll you do you sat at a end like you do all the stuff if it ends around party

A dinner party it was in a dinner party. They had snacks. It's an early dinner party at six. I guess. I showed up I went there thinking like I'm just gonna I was up at the office you and me were up here just editing and stuff and I would have gone earlier But I lost my keys so searching around here like an ass. Let's take off. Okay I just and drag this weekend, but uh, yeah So I showed up and I just pretty much ate and I felt really bad and I just laughed and Jordan was like why you literally I told him I was like I'm just gonna show up to eat and eat. You were there? Yeah, like, 30 minutes, what, 30 minutes?

We didn't overlap once. We still need to go get bags. I'm always up for peps, it's bad for right now. I hit him hard, like chuck that one and we'll move on to the next. You're drinking coffee. I'm gonna move on, after this. Gavin is all the types of liquid drugs.

First caffeine, then alcohol. Yeah, isn't it? And then liquid cocaine? I tried in espresso martini the other day, which is like oh You've done yeah, yeah, they got the chocolate one too there. Yeah, it was good It was nice to have like booze that energizes you because booze usually sends me to sleep and I'm usually sleepy Anyway, this is coffee with booze in it. Yeah, I don't know. It's that stuff that Bernie had the 43 alcohol. Yeah, try yes What is fashionably late to you like an hour?

Like the same party starts at nine. I have to say. If this party starts at nine, you should get there at 10 to 11. Right. Yeah, I don't know if that's a cultural thing because my parents or my dad is Middle Eastern. And there it's like you show up two and a half, three hours late. So I don't know if that's a thing if everybody's like that or if it's just them. But it's like it's rude to show up two and a half, three hours late. So I don't know if that's a thing if everybody's like that or if it's just them, but it's like,

it's rude to show up on time. Yeah, like if I had a party and it was like 9 p.m. and someone showed up, I'd be still be setting up. I'd be like, the fuck are you doing here? And they would just be sitting on the couch while I'm doing other stuff because no one else would be doing it. You know, Bernie's like Game of Thrones nights?

Yeah. All right, so like one time he texted me, it was like late Sunday when he was happening and he was like, hey Game of Thrones come on over. I was like, cool. And the last time that I, there was a game of Throans night at Bernays, he was like, at eight. So then I showed up at eight. I remember this. And I show and Ashley's in like PJs and no one's there. And I was like, Hey, where is everybody? She's like, well, you're an hour early. And I was like, fuck, so that I really,'s like, well, you're an hour early. And I was like, fuck, so that I immediately,

I immediately like went to quarter-start texting Br- Yeah, like Barbara and Brayden, someone else there. And I was like, please God, I show up early. Can you hear us? I really want to find this text right now. It was the most embarrassing. And I just hung out with Ashley for like an hour and then Bernie came back and it was like still very early

and he's like, hey, help me unload my car with all the groceries. See, I'm never want to be the first person to anything. I don't want it to, if he's like, hey, help me unload my car with all the groceries. See, I never want to be the first person to anything. Like, I don't want it to, if it's especially if I'm expecting a party, I don't want to one-on-one conversation with like one person, because you have to, if you're early. So I'm worried about throwing a party of my own, because there will be a time where there's just one other person in me. Like I can't be fashion-related to my own party.

Well, no, you live with a person, though. Yeah, you live with Meg. So you at least have one other person? Yeah, but it's still, it's like just one other person in me. Like, I can't be fashion-related to my own party. Well, no, you live with person, though. Yeah, you live with Meg. So you at least have one other person? Yeah, but still, it's like just one extra person in the house. It's not really a party. Try to get a surprise party, though. Just be like, oh, man, you know, I never have surprise parties. Just be dropping in for like, in-cept people. Why don't you just tell the people who you actually like

a certain time, and then everyone else a time like an hour later. So the people you like will show up early. That's a good course. It's not me. Thanks, Blaine. I found the text that blames that made that name. It said, please God come to burn. Please God come to burn as soon as you can. I showed up like an hour early. But actually luckily actually just got back from like E3 or something. So I was just like, so let's talk about E3.

We talked about it for like an hour. You're lucky that Ashley is very easy to hang out with you in. She is. Yeah, she's very cool. Otherwise you'd be in trouble. How long have you been with the company? I checked my, what's that business thing where you can make connection? LinkedIn is like a year and three.

Do you have a LinkedIn? Yeah. I don't know why. I don't really try to make business connect. In school he's like a year in LinkedIn. You have a LinkedIn? Yeah, I don't know why. I don't really try to make business connections. In school, they tell everyone to get a LinkedIn. I got one and I don't really use it. I just deny like old high school and college friends. Gus wrote a review for me on my LinkedIn.

Do you really? A couple of years ago. Can you do you read it? I'm too lazy to find it, but it was when I volunteered at the Pax booth and he's just like, Barbara has an expert in sales and was very handy Yeah, just like LinkedIn

I don't take any anything seriously in LinkedIn's one of those things and I endorsed Chris Martin for beard Like I just don't give a shit. So that's like I forget it Yeah, but you guys have been saying it a couple times anal you guys know what that means just checking Like anal like oh, she's really anal about it Yeah, the difference between anal retinitive and anal excessive excessive why don't you tell us about it? Well, is it recessive? Yeah? Well basically, he's the only thing that when you're a kid's anal recessive is when I'm done pooing right before I wipe I think you mean attentive retinitive

and a No What is it in a retinitive and anal what? Except anal but anal anal resentment anal sex Basically when you're a kid you're either anal You're either anal or the other one

anal or it's in it means you hold in your poo and then the other one I think it's anal excessive attentive attentive anal attempt you shit yourself and then that that turns that basically makes you

into the adult that you'll become based on if you shit your You say look it up. How does this happen? I don't know it flopped I'm not even gonna talk about it. It's me one You guys don't know about Freud Bernie your drug. There was like a five-minute conversation about pee before this podcast started Well, so basically if you're like in or attentive you like holding in the shit and you like like you like that We were moving on. Oh, you just told me to go back to it Brandon. Did he? Did he let's review the tapes

Oh god, no, I Guys this weekend let's move so we have no stop to stop doing that stop saying we're gonna move on and they're not moving on I want to explain okay explain so did you just trying to say that you you shit yourself is that what you say It's a kid no, cuz I'm in a tent so I held my shit in but if I was like lazy and just like go with the flow and don't care about times And stuff then I would have been the other anal and I would just been shedding myself. I have a friend You see the kid or a baby your baby I'm kind of like lay back and I don't I don't like like precise about anything so I should Shit my why should you shit yourself when you were kid? I did shit myself recently actually

That's what you do as a baby. That's why you have a diaper well No, but like there's a point though where it's like you become one of those things and you're just either Shitting yourself constantly or you're holding it in I'm gonna have long week ago in this conversation without learning You're either Shitting yourself constantly or hold it. We're getting blown up by like all of this. It's gonna be a shit. You don't feel better about shitting your bed all the time.

Oh, Blaine, it's okay. Your anal recente. My dad's a favel coach, so if you're not mad, like on the favel field, you'd be like, shit the bed, Junior. That was like one of his curses. And the kids would be like, what? You know that's gonna become your catchphrase now.

Shit the bad junior. Bad junior? I was at it. I was at it. Yeah, I'm talking too much. We'll see. I'm gonna go to Twitter and see what they said. About being a more ridiculous.

Mm-hmm. We'll check these on Twitter and not Tinder. Bob, or what, your favorite type is a Vano. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. of anal. Um, uh, retentive. Oh, there was a safe

unsusistant. Attentive, what was the opposite of it? No, anal, I'm looking. It's not explosive. Anal-expulsive. That sounds like explosive. Awww! Anal-expulsive. That sounds like explosive It looks boss of you you spell from your body. This is what happens when mommy and daddy are not here So Barbara, yeah, you've been known to you know flick the bean all day and all that sound

Do you ever know that yet? What do you mean? Yes me and daily. Oh, okay. What time is your minjulf today? Your record was 11 times in a day, right? Uh-huh. Have you ever popped in a little cheeky finger? Into my butt? Nope. That is exit only. Guys. Exit only.

I know, close the pub there, little fingers. Do your little butt. Gav, what would you do with that finger for the rest of the time? Like, you essentially, it would have to just be, you know, hanging in a win because you can't use it anymore. It's essentially like, now it's like, squalified. It's a good point. It's kind of tainted at that point.

Yeah. I'm not the only guy that literally- I don't, I'm not going into butt stuff. I've moved on from that. But like, you know, like- We also missed the fact where Gav and his told us that he's had girlfriends that suck their fingers in his blood. Oh As a test. No, that's a big old note for me. It's two of them right two different girls. That's a that's a no I kind of broke up with the chick because like because she's stuck her finger in your butt. No, because one of the first times we were hanging out

because like because she's one of the first times we were hanging out. We were in an old tentative. We were hanging out. He has needs. And she was like, hey, I'll be right back. And she gets up and she goes into what I thought was another room. I was like, okay, just kind of hanging out. And then I hear ping noises.

And really she went into the bathroom. And she was like ping with the door open. We didn't have been hanging out all that long. And that's like a really like you broke out that because she didn't shut the door. I didn't break up with her. We was absolutely George Costanza. We didn't we were dating but we were like we're that's the thing. We were still kind of new with each other. So it's like she's peeing in front of me already. I would find it flattering like she's already comfortable with you. Okay. Then I'll get her your number because I was like no way.

I was like no way There's a mirror I'm sure if I wanted to I didn't want to But I'm sure I wanted so you couldn't see her how long were you dating? Oh, we weren't really it wasn't really day We're just seeing each other like on and on it was like you know two weeks two and a half three weeks Yeah, exactly and then she starts like When was she doing like what were you guys doing? I'm not gonna go into that, right? That's completely relevant. Let me guess, you guys just finished having sex

and she went to go pee. Not sex. Okay. But we were, types of sex. Hang in out. Wait. You're like grinding. I'm like, no, I'm not gonna go into detail over this.

We're holding your shit together. I guess you're waiting. Never let us, us this group together again We won't have to they'll be here every other time. This is true. So what if she was cooler You know that that kind of been the only reason to get rid of it. You must have liked like not liked her in other ways True, oh was it just the p thing never mind. I mean that bothered me I guess there's a couple other mine But there's something that everyone does like you you know she peas. Well like, she makes breakfast away from you as well.

Actually makes breakfast. No, I'm guessing I just was expecting something like a little bit more like... I don't know. That's a private thing that I don't want to see or hear. What's the threshold then? Like how long do you have to be with someone until they could pee with the door open in front of you? I mean I wouldn't know because I've never been with anybody that's just me with the door And I've dated girls for like, you know, I've dated one for like a year and a half. I don't think she did that

Call the blame 24 24 That much I'm at some point. I just realized fuck it. Just let it go Just like the things that bother you that much get so much more like get so trivial Yeah, because there's so many other things out there that could you know be a real problem you gotta let it go man. I'm gonna start going to the bus it's polypene p and for me but it's dwarven. No I I'm pretty you guys have only been together for what like a year? Uh yeah oh shit um oh yeah anniversary. Oh sorry Paul is watching. It's the anniversary oh first

November okay so you're good please remind me on Twitter first of November remind him no the day before because he has to get a present and if you want to tweet if you want to tweet his girlfriend too right an ask her if she's peed in front of me god you know the internet's gonna find that. They're gonna find her Twitter handle. It's not hard.

Yeah, then take a sleep. I do kind of get that though, like every time I'm in the bathroom, I go through so many steps to make it so people can hear me. Like close the door, I turn on the same. You piss on the porcelain. Oh, yeah. I say, if I'm at home, I'll put on the shower. Like, if there's something about me,

and if I hear somebody peeing and I can hear them pee, I have to do something. Why? I don't know. It's crazy. It just makes me insane. Years of just like locker rooms and being in a football and it's just, I'm numb to that kind of shit.

I'll just, Exceptive a girl you're seeing peas with a door. There's a difference. It's done. There's a difference. But, I mean, like, all, you know, like, somebody came into the Honeywagon today and that's the most uncomfortable thing you've talked about this before.

So we came into the Honeywagon and I was taking a crap. And I saw the... I saw the... So they open up the door and they step in and then obviously they notice and I'm like midwife and I don't know if they can see this or not. But they notice me and then there's like Three seconds of just like pause

And then they backed out and closed the door and I was like that was so awkward It's just walk in I don't know. That's better than someone coming in and pissing while you're shifting. I don't care Really? I don't know. It's kind of. Did you see who was? No, okay, but I'm assuming it was like I might have been Carrie Gray or Jeff. Yon. are you gonna miss the honeywag when it's gone? Fuck no, it smells like death in there. I will the only thing I will miss is the Making it eat my shit and going no no no no no no Is that still fucking funny? I never thought I would be the person to stay the conversation away from piss and shit But does anyone play destiny? No, although Gus showed up at the party and he was like playing it on his PSP, it was like future. Yeah Gus is gone for two weeks. He took vacation for the next two weeks.

He hasn't even used at the party. What pie? Join us party. You were there. Oh you came after him. I didn't see Gus. I was going left before I got that. Yeah, you got there. Wait, 10 o'clock. It's a six o'clock party bro. I got there at nine. Yeah, how rude? I think like for that kind of thing. It's like two hours is a good buffer I got out of here at like 2 a.m. And I was tempted to like go back over just like not even tell anybody just go Was anybody there 2 a.m.? I don't think so. I know I left it like 10 I assume Gus was out of you know, he just wasn't in Austin, but he's just in Austin just relaxing at home He just wasn't in Austin, but he's just in Austin just relaxing at home What is wrong with you drink up here

Is there a risk of the fact that you could play Destiny on your PSP apparently that's awesome I mean it can apparently connects to your TV. Yeah, it streams it streams it's not like you'll play in the game on the Hadoa you're just streaming the game to it right awesome. Yeah, but I mean there's like some differences like you have to tap the screen instead of playing or pressing the R3 and Whatever but that's still like really cool. Yeah, it's crazy the internet has gotten that fast I've been playing the hell out of it. I got to level 22 But after level 20 you can't just level up you have to wait for armor to drop in a specific way with like stats Yeah, light stats. stats is very complicated. I'd still haven't gotten it yet because this is this is what's going to make me get internet in my apartment.

I've decided. You don't have internet. No. Still. How do you not have internet? How do you want to TV? I don't. I never watch TV.

I stop watching TV when I was in middle school. Why? What did you do instead? Uh, I just go out in the ad jerk off. But no, it's like I have my phone. It hasn't got internet. You just got to do. But like, I'm getting I'm going out, yeah, jerk off. But no, it's like, I have my phone, it has a jukehead's internet. But like, I'm going out way more now. The sounds of girls peeing.

Because I'm not on the internet, you know, surfing or whatever. Yeah, so I'm like either like, cleaning my apartment and cooking, or going out and working out or hiking, or something else. I feel like I don't waste time. I don't watch TV, just to have it on. I watch it if I specifically want to watch something,

and I don't release stuff the internet anymore, but it is damn convenient having the internet just to quickly do something. Yeah, I can't imagine not having it. Like I said, I'll probably get it. You're on my phone. I've learned self-control and I've learned that I can exist without internet, so I think I'll be more responsible on it.

But seriously, there would just be Saturdays which is just like computer. That season do exist now. It's pretty nice. Are you getting the new phone? Yeah. The iPhone 6. I want the big one because it's like Ridic- I got this gold one. Do you know how big the last one? Bring your saw me about this? It's so different. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's ridiculous, but I always I feel like I always have to get the prick version of the phone that comes out So I'm gonna do it. Oh, you get the gold version last time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't like this color. It's ugly, but it's kind of bling. You know, like a print. Why did you get golden? Are you

going to get the phone? Are you going to get the $100 Apple watch? No, it's like $350. $350 starting point. No, they have one that's gold. Oh, the gold one. Yeah. And it's $1200. I don't think we get either of the watches. You're not going to get any app allows you to create. No, I always been edgy on the first version of an app report. Okay, as always, the second version is always such a huge improvement over the first one. I think I'm going to take that advice on it. I'm going to wait. The iPhone 1 absolutely turned.

It didn't do anything. Like, you didn't even have apps. Did you have it? I think it had apps. You can put new apps on it. The 4 is the first iPhone I ever got. Oh my god. I was pretty Like to the game. I'm super excited. I mean they've been working on it for years So hopefully it'll be a little better, but I had that Fitbit the Fitbit force

Right before and I don't know if you remember but like I started to get like a little RASH here and then Bernie is so protective and Bernie's oddly and he was like oh you got something right there I was like that's probably fine he's like are you sure I was like yeah and then like two days later it turned into this like giant chemical burn I think it was out there it is disgusting I forgot about that how did you guys get that picture so fast and then like I had to move it to the other hand and sort of their to and I realized what it was and then they did a huge recall so it's like I feel like if it to the other hand and sort of have their tune I realized what it was and then they did a huge recall So it's like I feel like if I don't get something like a replacement

And I feel like I quit like I feel like they got me like I'm I don't think you quit I think you're skin quit the thing is with the the new iPhone is that they obviously made way more of the normal sized iPhone 6 Yeah, because you can still pre-order that and get it on the day of delivery. I was up at like 2 a.m. trying to buy the big one and the site was crashing and stuff. And when I refreshed the page,

it had already slipped from the delivery day of the 19th of September or whatever when it comes out to like mid-November. I was like, they ran out. Did you think that's because my people ordered it? I think we underestimated how many people wanted the big one. I think it also just might be more challenging.

I mean, they've been making the same size device. This device probably needs, it leaves a little bit more battery, because it's a bit more... Yeah, it does stuff the other one doesn't do. Like it has optical image stabilization. Like the lens can float around. But I film them all the time.

I still so I'm gonna get the 128 gig one. Yeah. Because I film my 64 gig iPhone almost once a week. Yeah. You keep your phone in your pocket though. Yeah, because I fill my 64 gig iPhone almost once a week. Yeah, you Keep your phone in your pocket though. Yeah, how are you gonna do with the plus like back pocket? No, put in my pocket if it fits yeah, front or back Like for a girl I get because you have a purse and you can really like a weird boner some sort of

Pop-tot. You also wear really tight pants though sometimes. You're gonna have to you're gonna I swear you're from now. You're gonna be doing back pocket. It's so much more. Let's balance it Okay, 20 bucks 20 bucks you're from now. So September 15th 2015 or will remind us yeah, they will so Samsung immediately started to throw down after that The they announced the new iPhones. Not only are they like, oh, Apple's copying us from four years ago. They were also making fun of the stream problems that Apple had while they were announcing it. And it's just like, they have a film crew

there waiting. And they were just like, all right, we're going to wait. And there's going to be something we can make fun of. Hold on. And then as soon as that came up, they're like, all right, shoot, shoot, shoot. right okay so I had my iPod or my iPod on my music on shuffle on my iPhone in a fucking U2 song came on so annoying they downloaded all the YouTube that knew a YouTube album yeah you got to know you too out you didn't want it but you got the YouTube album how when you can disable it but the fact that I was on shuffle and then U2 started playing I was live it like I know they can do it, but the fact that I was on shuffle and then you two started playing, I was livid. Like, I know they can do it because they, you know, they made the phone and they can do

whatever, hell they want. But it's so annoying to be like content forced into your face. 11 seconds. Oh, into your ears. How do you disable it? I want to do that. You can turn off like all songs in the library because it's not one you have on your phone. It's one that's in the cloud.

In the cloud. What the fuck? Yeah, right? They just gave it to you. You got a bunch of songs that you don't like. It's funny because I have on your phone, it's one that's in the cloud. What the fuck? Yeah, right? They just gave it to you. You got a bunch of songs that you don't like. It's funny because I saw it's very... It's like, I wonder what it does for the sales of the album. Or whether it just makes everyone hate it.

Yeah, anyone who does it would be barn-o. Well, you're not going to sell it though, you can't... The thing is, they gave it to you. It would make sense on other platforms, I think. Like, well, I don't know. A phone is such a personal device. And when you have stuff that you didn't put on there, just showing up on it, I don't know, a phone is such a personal device. And when you have stuff that you didn't put on there,

just showing up on it, it kind of freaks you out a little bit. I don't know why that is. Well, because I was like, I was like, ugh, ugh. Well, I think it's because you didn't choose to it. Like, it makes you realize that there are other people who have control and access to your phone, especially with the huge leak a few weeks ago.

But I didn't have a choice. I think people are on like edge about, you know, other people having access or adjusting their phone. Like, if the government is listening to everything I say through the mic, or like, looking through my camera while I, my phone's on the table, something, I don't even really, I mean, what are they going to see? Yeah, also, what are they going to be? Boring boss to play destiny.

And it's like, why would they be listening to your conversation? Like, I'm so boring compared to so many people in the world. Why would you care to have to play Destiny. And it's like why would they be listening to your conversation? Like I'm so boring compared to so many people in the world. Why would you care to listen to my conversation? They might get a good laugh out of whatever. Maybe. To just like playing rock breeze. When you're a hard one, Barbara, on your own, do you talk to yourself?

No. So like if someone had a mic in your apartment, it would just be silent or like the TV. Yeah. I talked to myself all the time. Yeah? Or other things. You can talk to yourself because you can live with somebody. Yeah. Okay. I've never talked to my friends. I've never talked to my friends. I used to talk to my cat. We said that. Uh-huh. I just want to say something. It's going to surprise you. You ready for this? Is it? You should be snacking more.

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Nature.com. You know that Reese's.com. I you know, you have a play to record and you can switch between like 45 RPM and you just kind of do it to see it. That's what I started like. I found that cranky thing. You know that recap where I made Chris and Josh red necks, you're like selling stuff like, yeah, that's what that was you just then You had like this accent that you got midway through the ad read Yeah, I didn't hear what I was talking about Brennan is a Texan so I am a Texan. I'm bummed the summer's over It's yeah, it's sure It's a meat it was like and now it's cold. Yeah, it was raining all weekend. It was like 60 degrees this weekend. What happened?

Haunted ghost over there. Yeah, you know, it's it's not gonna be as bad But once the like the time changes. Yeah, and when you leave work at stark outside that's him is the most depressing thing It is it is it's just yet Just shit, and we don't really know what it looks like outside one or in here. There's no windows in this building I know so it's like then you get outside and you're like, oh, what the fuck? Yeah, I didn't realize until recently there are no windows anywhere on the building anywhere This is a building in a building too. Yeah, like if you can go and you see that there's two different doors Because we have the interior building and then it's like packed into like a bigger

Sometimes I get surprised when it's like light out still Yeah, yeah, it's like a nice surprise. I got trapped in the bungalow today What's just outside the bungalow? You know how there's a back door. Yeah, so I There is I was like yeah, there is there for some reason I know that we're not actually there But someone told me that we were gonna be in one of the other bungalows for production on laser team And that turned out to be not true of the other bungalows for production on Laser Team. And that turned out to be not true. We're using a different building now.

So I was like, oh, I want to check out this bungalow. So I go out the back door, and I'm on the porch area, and I open the door, and I'm like, oh, cool. I guess we're not using this. It's completely empty, and I close the door, and I go back, and the back door is locked. But there's no way of getting back to the front from that area. So I like step down onto the ground area and I go like over pipes and stuff And I realize that there's another patio blocking the way and I can't like I'd have to crawl on the ground underneath to get out I know exactly what you're talking about you're just like what? Is it all in there? It's all in there?

Yes, no, because it's like I don't know who designed it or how they designed it But it's like if you took like buildings that were supposed to be a part and then you crunch them together and you're just like, well, I don't know where this thing is. It's like a walkways everywhere. It's like someone who's really shitty at Tetris designed that area. Yeah. Oh, fuck it. And you're just like, I got to, I got to climb a wall to get out.

It's going to be a situation where people just start disappearing from work and then we just find a bunch of skeletons over there. It's like, probably. It's like a theme park simulator or whatever. They're just like mulling around and I was gonna crawl I was gonna crawl under the walkway there to get out. God, but I would have to like go on my stomach and like Crawl in a turtle like that rats and I think I saw people walking so I'm like I don't want to do this because in there Could you go over the roof? So what'd you do? Help Guys, I just like kept walking around the back area and eventually I found like a tiny little passageway I want to do this because I'm there. Could you go over the roof? So what'd you do? Help! Hey guys! I just kept walking around the back yard and eventually I found a tiny little passageway out.

It's amazing. But it seriously took me 15 minutes to get out of there. That back lot's actually, yeah. It's a pretty big space. We were doing something we were doing donuts for recappings and errands car. So we're just like burning tires going crazy. And they were driving back and then I spot them. I'm carrying the camera back and I spot them and Matt had stopped the car.

So we were doing like donuts in the back. Oh no. Shit. Matt just stopped them. So then I walk up and Matt's like, hey, you guys doing donuts? He's like, yeah. And he's like, well, let me see the playback. So you like watch the footage, but I saw the whole thing.

I later looked back at the GoPro footage of Aaron and Chris. And they're like, oh shit, it's saw the whole thing like I later looked back at the GoPro footage of Aaron and Chris And they're like, oh shit, it's Matt like they didn't really scared Like we just did that it's Matt's right there and he was like, he was like, he's like really excited. Okay. I thought you're gonna He was totally cool about it. We're like, don't fuck up our hey, Matt That was that was a lot less awkward though than the body bag Video that we just shot or that we just released. Yeah a body bag video that we just shot or that we just released. Yeah.

Slightly less awkward. Slightly less awkward. So a couple months ago, I don't know if you guys, yeah obviously you guys saw it, but we released a video for a new show called Social Disorder and in it Chris and Aaron are dragging a body bag around Austin. And it's funny when you're watching it, but when you're actually following them It was like one of the most awkward experiences. You were one of the camera guys, weren't you? Yeah, I was one of the camera guys and then people come talk to you and they're like, what are you doing?

You're like, oh, I'm see no, I'm just whatever. We're just standing here They're like, you know, like guys a body right there like oh, yeah That's why that's why filming I don't know. So you have just been on the oh sorry go ahead. I was we just out on the street Yeah, we were just like Jason We had a long-legged band with a tinted windows. No, no, we didn't have the budget for that We were just standing around with cameras and most people don't notice for a while and some shots You could actually see coal there with like his iPhone just like holding it like kind of like this. Yeah

Giant six-foot man Childs pulling it. Yeah, it's surprising what you could get away with when you're trying to record people secretly. People just don't notice. They're so used to seeing cameras out. Make a 64 does a lot of like hidden camera stuff like that where they prank people in public. And every now and then, if they're doing something in a restaurant or something and they're

filming, everyone's like, why are you filming? Like, are you with this guy? And it's like, wouldn't you be filming this if you saw this in public? This guy's acting crazy. And it's a good point Yeah, you're filming it. Yeah, that's smart. Yeah, what are they using the shoot though like we had these giant DSLRs It's a lot harder to see. Yeah, I think they made it up Yeah, we're like walking around with triplets

I did get to do my favorite thing ever though at one point Chris got into a petty cab And I didn't know he was gonna do that. I was like, shit, how am I gonna shoot this? So I got into another petty cab and I was like, follow that petty cab. That's the work, you can't go through it. You got to say that. That's awesome. Yeah, you haven't been on the last couple. Well, I don't know.

They've had a lot of social disordered shoots since then. And the one that they have coming up, I'm not gonna get into spoilers, but I am so excited. I went out shopping for things for socials today. Let's just say I got a lot of weird looks. Like they got some good episodes coming out. How many other, how many episodes? How many have they filmed?

I think they filmed four. Conceptualized, we filmed four. And I think it's probably going to be between six and eight. That's cool. They have a lot of guts. I guess I could never do that. I can't do that. The last few we were on, I had the last couple of shoots

that we've been on, I've been running audio and a camera, and I've just been listening in. So like all the other camera guys are just watching them, but I actually can hear everything that's going on, and I'm just like melting listening to them. I'm just like, this is the most... I heard, I'll tell you guys after this podcast, because I don't want to spoil it,

but I heard that someone said something to Aaron that you caught on audio. And this person didn't know that they were still mic. I took my, at that point, I took my earphones off because I was like, that's, I was like stunned like there's a shock for life. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm confused.

I'll tell you later. We'll just, we'll take a few more. Comedy. But yeah, so if you haven't seen that, it out and the next episode will be out in two weeks I don't know if you know it's we're alternating Jeff has his show and then we're alternating with social disorder It's kind of like RT life is kind of not changed forever, but it's kind of trying a new thing It's on hold for a bit. Yeah. Well, I think this is like it's the same concept It's just like you know actual shows. Yeah, yeah, it's just the same brand. It's just like, you know, actual shows. Yeah. Yeah. It's just the same brand.

Still reality stuff. Yeah. Well, they also in Christa that I could talk about this, but they have handcuffs involved in some other as a prop. And we were talking around with those today. Did you see that? I came out of my office because I heard Chris, you and Aaron yelling. And they come out and so at first we might do this in our two like so we're gonna tell you too much but we're playing we took a break is around lunch and we're taking a break to play Mario Kart and the errands like hey come here and he snaps handcuffs on my hand and then onto a chair and I just played the rest of the game and I was like whatever I'll just take him off and I realized they were legitimate handcuffs

like fuck so I went around for like ages just trying to get these handcuffs off, and I finally found the keys. Were you handcuffed to yourself? I was handcuffed to a chair. So I was running around the office chasing Aaron, trying to get him to give me the keys, and I just had this chair like dragged behind me. So then I was like, you know, I found the keys

and they were like, oh, boo, you know, like, don't worry, I'll get them back. So then later, Aaron's just editing and Brandon says something about like giving him back. So then so then later errands just editing and Brandon says something about like giving him money or something so it comes up to him and while he's no his Chris while he's talking to him I handcuffed him to it to his chair So then he's like freaking out and he's chasing me around with a chair and then while Chris isn't looking I try and cuffed him to the same chair How did you do that? Because I'm quick. I'm like an ninja. So they're both handcuffed to the same chair,

chasing me around. It was the best thing. Best friends forever. 80s. They're an amateur duo now. I think I've pretty much declared a prank war on Aaron, which would be dangerous. It could be very dangerous.

God, what would you do if you just you were handcuffed to something? You couldn't. You couldn't get out. He'd be so screwed. You just break it, and then push it through, right? If I was handcuffed to something and the end of the world was coming at me, I'd just be like, so you're talking about something immobile.

You can't move the object to your handcuffed to? Yeah, it'd be like a Titanic situation, except Kate Windsor's not there to swing an axe. So you would go saw on it and just like... I would just probably whatever to take If it says handcuffed to a car and like a big tidal wave's coming towards me I would just stamp my hand into a mush and Like crunch it all up and then just pull it through the hole and that's okay And that way I could probably heal my hand or at least keep up to my wrist

I have to saw my whole arm Apparently, they're not that hard to break out of Chris. Snuck out of his. He's got a like a paper clip. He's a dainty little wrist though. Oh yeah. He's a crafty one. He got out of it. So I wasn't pressed. Aaron not so much. No, he was stuck in that. I love to be man. Chris is like a... Weasel. Yeah, hold it. He's a hobbit. Oh, he's listening. But yeah, I really enjoyed that show. And I think your response has been really awesome. And we should have got TX, right, at the live action panel.

Yeah, yeah, we showed it RTX. I think we showed it at PAX. So I think when we were making is one of those things where like, oh, we think this could be, the we think this could be pretty good. We didn't see it in the edit, but like we actually got stopped by the cops a few times. And at first they're kind of concerned, but we actually got stopped by the cops a few times.

At first they're kind of concerned, but eventually they just laugh it off. It's a pretty good place to do it in Austin. Nobody seems to give a crap about anything. You're really pleased. Speaking of which, I don't know if you guys saw this on right at the other day. There was a video on the Austin, I think it was Fox station about cell phone in cars. They had a lot of footage of like using their phone in their car Where you can't really see their face. It's through the window and everything and they caught a guy like smoking up in his car

And they left that footage in the news segment It's just like cell phone cell phone cell phone guy smoking weed So how does that get through I don't know I think you just have like the wrong people checking it that are just so oblivious. It's got this long, wrong... If I could think of all the places where I'd be likely to run into a cop, it would be while I'm in a car, because this cop car is going by all the time. But in fact the people just openly break the law in their own car, like out in public, is amazing to me.

It's crazy. I can't believe people do that here. You're basically made in a feat, like something that's just windows glass everywhere, everywhere you can see. It's like a podium to showcase your legal activity. Especially when you're doing drugs that require a lighter. And like that's gonna show through your windows no matter how hinted they are.

Yeah. Was he driving at the time? Yeah, I was a lot of collaboration. I think he was stopped, like, on a way. Oh, okay, because I was like, that's actually kind of. But it, I was quite a little bit of a driver. I think he was stopped, like, on a way. Oh, okay, because I was like, that's actually kind of, but it was like a joint. It wasn't like, it was just like,

you clearly see this white thing, and just like, he's lighting it. Definitely not a cigarette, if anybody's trying to comment it, that's great. That's one of those special marijuana cigarettes. Mara Jorona. You should have received the news report where they play this 911 call,

and it's this guy who, he and his wife had a way to go to the top. Oh yeah. There was like, I don't know where or not. I think we're dead. I think we're dead. Yeah, we're dead right now. The tripping balls.

It was incredible. I went to Dallas, which was last week. This is a trying to baby. How long was your sister in freaking labor? Like two weeks ago, Blaine's like, Hey, my my sister's set the hospital and she's, I don't know what it is, dilated or she's so like, you dilated. There's a crack in the cave. Oh, hey, God, two weeks ago. So look, the live ashing guys have just been talking about my sisters The gin other the vagina for the longest time. Do you just you know why is the longest time?

She's been like we're in labor for the longest time. No, okay. There's a difference She's dilating which is like what do you know what dilating is? Yeah, yeah, but I want to ask you this when people talk about your sister's private Do you just kind of like bump over the words and be like yeah, or do you actually picture? I bump over the words over the words. I don't even want to shut out It's how she just errand. Do you know how she got pregnant? She had a penis inside her And then ejaculate it Yeah, there's like an email change. She might have had an orgasm.

We were talking about a shoot over the weekend and the guys were sending emails back and forth and I was like, just a heads up, you know, my sister's been pregnant. And at this point, she'd been pregnant, or sorry, not pregnant. What? My sister was gonna deliver a baby

and I was on call and I told him I'm on call so I had to go at any second and she shut up, Barbara. It's not funny. Yeah, they started getting on the subject of just talking about my sister's vagina. And I was like, sorry to throw a wrench in the whole thing, but I might have to go wrench in just a few seconds. No, okay.

What do you say to that? I said, sorry, I don't mean to throw a wrench in the whole thing, but I might have to go to Dallas. And he was like, well, then you need to make your sister wait. You need to throw a wrench in her vagina. And then it was just back and forth. It just everybody talking about my sister's vagina for like you know, Blaine You've probably talked about your sister's vagina most in this podcast So I don't know what that says about you. Baby's adorable

Girl name I don't want to get it my sister ass not to okay, she's she's a very good give the name of my child But talk about my vagina all night. There's a difference the name of my child but talk about my vagina all night. There's a difference. Oh, not long. Fuck you guys. Well, yeah, but like when I was there though, I was up at the, does she have a nickname for her vagina? That we could just like, I was up at the office.

It's really plain. It's because he calls it. Mine's notorious V.A.G. Okay, that's pretty funny. It's fist bump. Oh, fuck it. Uh, so I got in really late. I was up at the office and I got in like 3 a.m. or something like that.

And I was up at the office and I got in like 3 a.m. or something like that. And I was asleep and you know when you're sleeping you forget where you are. You're like woken up and you're like, where am I? Yeah. Well, so like I wake up and I had no idea where I was. I assumed I was in my apartment in Austin and I see this giant man in my room and my actual words were Fuck it. I just like started like getting rearing back I don't know what it was and it was my dad and it was the guest room in my house and my dad was like asleep Getting the dog that had walked into my room out and he like we both were just up like instantly

He's like shit the bed Yeah, wait a moment. We hadn't see them in like a month. It was like Oh, hey dad. Sorry. Hey, I hate that moment though Well, you don't quite know where you are. Yeah, because I've been traveling quite all the time If I took a nap at the mill the day and wake up and it's like I'm no idea what's going on It happens to me because whenever I go back to England and I sleep in the bed that I have there, even though it's a familiar room, I've slept in it before, I always freak out like, oh I'm like 5,000 miles away from where I usually am.

And it happens in hotels and it happens on planes. Like every time I wake up on a plane, I talk about this before. I'm convinced for like 15 seconds I'm about to die and then I shouldn't be on a plane. You just your pants. Because I'm up in the air. I'm like, oh I'm on my life again now. This could be the last thing and I'm like, all right I'm not be on a plane. You just your pants. Because I'm up in the, I'm like, oh, I'm alive, good at now. This could be the last thing and I'm like, all right, I'm not.

It's like the complete opposite for me. Because I travel so much and I'm in a hotel and a plane back home here. It's like when I wake up, I'm like, oh yeah, I'm over here. Like it's never like. I probably belong here. See, I never think that I'm at home when I wake up. I'm always just like waiting to find out where I am.

You need the worst kidnapping victim. I would be terrible. I think I'm gonna be like, oh, I'm gonna just... Nice! There's a ball of gruel on the floor. Oh, it's lovely. Loathing. Don't need it.

Yeah, so that scared the shit on me, but it was just good seeing the folks. So you were in London Uh-huh. Are you a shock by the thing that you did? No, okay. We're in a lot of talk about that. I can talk about it when it happens Okay, which is when the product of my Londoning Because Product of my Londoning. Yeah, you just disappear every now it's like where's gav? He's like oh, he's in blah blah blah doing blah blah. Dude. Yeah, you just disappear. Every now and then it's like, where's Gav?

He's like, oh, he's in blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Dude, yeah, I don't even know when any of them are here because they're just in that room. So we shoot so much in advance that I'm still in, well, I was gone for like two weeks, but I'm still in videos like the whole time. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm always in.

I was in less, but the ones, like I'm always in most of the less places. If the less place are six people, always in most of the less places if the less plays are six people always in most of them But what I'm trying to say is I can miss stuff like verses and go and stuff because it doesn't yeah, they're not as not always Not supporting you. Yeah either like if it's Lindsay versus Jeff or something true you don't have to be there Math so when we were talking about like flying on planes, I was on a flight not too long ago and I had, I woke up, I woke myself up snoring and I'd also been drooling on myself and I was also had a head cold so like I was constantly blowing my nose and this lady next to me and on my way out to go to the bathroom I bumped her and spilled my drink on her like wow I

just fucked this lady over so hardcore I felt so bad. wanted to say something at the back of the thousand there I felt really bad but so what happened you spilled on her I spilt yeah her drink on her and I see you know and no she was just like I was like I'm like I'm so sorry so sorry I even grabbed napkins and she's just it's okay so she's a very patient woman you guys make out and just like no it's not sneeze on her something do you remember when we were that basketball game when I spilled beer on that dude? Do you remember that? I was at a basketball game. He was like, he knew you. Well, that's why I thought I was at a basketball game and I was with Jeff and Griffin

and we're getting beved up at your basketball. It was a spurs. So I was doing all the the spurs chance but from the English spurs team. So didn't make any sense. We were getting beved up and I spilt beer all down the back of this woman, and she was livid, and she was, we were supporting the other team as well, so she hated us even more because of that. Yeah. Did she think you'd do your own purpose?

I don't know, but it was a lot of beer, and I was like, oh, I even feel bad about that one. Then we saw Brandon and some girl, and I was like, Brandon, you wouldn't believe it, and I was like walking ahead of Brandon, but looking back at him. I was like, you wouldn't believe it. I, I just built so much beer and I walked straight into a dude, hit him in the chest with my new beer. And it just went, and he was just like, and I was like, oh, God.

And then he looked to me really mad and walked off. And then he came back like, I was probably like three minutes late. He came back and I was like, oh, God, I'm in trouble. And he was like, hey, uh, can you take a picture of my kid? I'm just kid wrecked guys. Oh my God. I thought he was gonna punch me in the face. I tried to punch you in the face.

But thankfully his kid was a fan. And I got out. But when you want to ruin the picture, you're a big black guy. Yeah, I felt like I ran nob after that, though. I bet. I should have stopped drinking, but I didn't. Last time we were out and then I think like anytime I go out with Richard T. people, I always like, hey like hey who's gonna bar fight like I really want to

get a bar fight. I never once heard he said that. I remember telling him we're walking down six or anything it was after the the what was it? Hashtag unfiltered show with oh with Hannah hot. No filter. Sorry. Yeah. And I was like let's go get a bar fight And you would win though. I can't get a bar fight. I was saying you should pick the fight and I'll back you up Would you win though? Because you haven't been tough your whole life right haven't been no have you? I actually hit someone. I mean I played foot. Yeah, I played football. No, I mean like oh no. I've never never been in a fight. Oh what? I think I would hold up. You have in a fight No, it's not like you just, it's you just instinctively can

fight somebody. Have you ever got beat up? Got beat up by a girl. Oh God, please tell the story. So when I was in the first grade at elementary school, my mom was a teacher. So then I would be hanging out at the age. Don't mom was a teacher and your dad was a coach. Yeah, my sister is also a teacher. Jesus. Yeah, I come from a long line of educators, and I'm an idiot. So, so I'm on, I'm hanging out after school, because my mom of the teacher, she was like,

just doing a teacher shit. And I'm hanging out on the playground after school, so it's just empty. So I thought, and this girl, she was in the sixth grade, and she had some kind of mental thing. Just start whaling on me. For no reason. Yeah she just beat my ass. I lost my footing and she like slammed me down against the jungle gym and she was just beating my head and the only thing she was saying was give it to me. I didn't know what it meant. She's like give it to me. You give it to me and I was just like I didn't know what it meant. She's like, give it to me. You give it to me. And I was just like, I didn't know what. And I was just getting my ass kicked by this chick.

And I was like, I guess you want me to beat her up? What did she, did you have something of hers? Maybe she saw that. No, there's something in there. I may, I think that that's what it was. I really thought she had saw like an interrogation scene from like a TV show the night before or something. But she's just kicking my ass.

And it got to the point where I was like, okay, let me go get it, let me go get it, I will go get it for you. And she's like give it to me. And I was like, I'm gonna just let me go. I'm surprised you're that rational as a first grader. Yeah, I, yeah, I mustered up. Did you go, did you get her something or is she still waiting? Fucking spritz into my mom.

I was like, I'm too afraid to, no, I didn't say anything to my mom. I was like terrified and embarrassed. I was like, were you bleeding or anything? No, just probably like a little I you know the little diamond thing that the diamond shape that the All the playgrounds are made of I probably had like a pattern on my face You're gonna walk out of this building after this podcast and you can to see her and she'd be like you didn't Yeah, she's been tracking you this whole time Yeah, since the so you were like 60's oh to be first grade is I just imagine a six-year-old is be like all right come down

Yeah, she was at 12. We'll get it for you. Let me just go get it for you So you think you could win in a fight if you got a fight with somebody now having never been in a fight before I Yes, because I mean all right I don't know how much it accounts for but I played football and I played on the offense and defensive lines Those are guys are getting hit constantly So I can take hits and I am like I can take hits is not the same. I'm tolerable to physical pain But I'm also like I consider myself strong so I think I can like landed a couple of good ones I just say this what doing because

People fight that you someone's gonna break a ball and get you in the face Yeah, see that's your head. I would immediately go for your knees or your crotch oh you got it I put on some safety goggles and then go in all right yeah all right so the next time we go out I'll bring some safety down you have anger like the fight not just the glasses but the full-on sort of like elastic strap like we're in the NBA yeah yeah do you have like a anger issues like no okay then now you're done you got a you got to get crazy I mean there was like there was one time

I was out with Aaron and Barbara where at Barbara is and Remember that guy did you see it? This guy came up and he he was just dancing and he was obviously on something and he just grabbed my hair And just started smushing my face and playing with my hair. It is Barbara Ellis too. Yeah, I was like, what did I have to expect that there? Yeah, well, I was just like, what the fuck is this guy doing? And I just didn't even have to play in a foot or anything. I just shoved him and he just launched into like three people and four. What did me and Aaron like continue?

Did you? I think, yeah, I think she and I like that. So we're having her issues. I don't have our helper so often But yeah, I can get mad and two skinny girls were able to hold you back. No, I just He was just moment of realization where I was like I'm with work friends This is embarrassing I should stop and then his friend came up to me and like fronted up and I was like take it easy I'm not gonna do anything as he just rub his hands on my face

But that was it. Do you say Aaron the the bloke, the works here, and Aaron? Aaron's like the bird that's in Ruby. Do you say Aaron and Aaron? Do you sing those differently? In my head, it's different. I can't, like, I never know who you're talking about. I think for a girl Aaron, I say like Aaron, like I, like I, I, I think I put emphasis on the R's,

like Aaron, or as he's like Aaron, I don't know. If we had to refer to to Aaron Markey is a Ron. No, just just douchebag. Okay. That's funny. He refers to the same thing really? No I wouldn't do stress what the what the tweet is saying right now not a lot of life I'm looking at Twitter. No, I should check that tonight. I am burning after all. We have some new shirts in the store including Everyone watching right now could go get this one. it's the sponsor only shirt. I sponsor RT. Is that what I mean? I and then there's a star in replacement. I love I'll thank you so much Patrick and Starving. I sponsor RT and then we have a

take-up delivery to the set. And then we have a nice ass. You know I'm good. I'll have pizza. Are you really get a piece right out And then you have the shirt That really pissed me off. I thought you were actually gonna know I'm a cool fucking shirt It is this is tomorrow's t-shirt. She's day. That was on that was all the shit I wasn't that that was on carry's desk and I was like oh pizza. He's around lunch I was really hungry. I like pizza. No, I know. Because it's a shirt. And I went up and I opened it up. And I was like, there's no pizza in there.

It's just a shirt. But it's a cool shirt. I'll wear it. I just woken up. And when Patrick showed me that, and I was so confused for like, I said, yeah, I was like, it's just like Gavin Lewis right now. Yeah, that was legit.

I can really have a pizza. I can't believe you're eating on the podcast. Yeah, that's going to be in the store tomorrow. There's nothing I'll come with the box. Tank tops too. It does not come with a few. Yeah, we have a achievement hunt at tank tops. Yeah, boy and girl.

Oh, they're for boys? Yeah, do you even see Jeremy modeling it? No, it's disappointed that I didn't get to model that, but it's achievement hunt. That's not my thing. You don't get to model all of the tank tops, boy. If we have another rooster teeth one, come to me.

Have you been in an achievement hunt video yet? No. Yeah, I guess if you can see the lives of teeth one. Come to me. Have you been in an achievement hunt video yet? No. Yeah, I know, I guess, as we can see the lives of action news. Yeah, good point. When's the next horse tournament? I don't know. We don't really do that anymore, because Jack's lazy. Oh, yeah.

So, I don't know. Tell me something I don't know. I've been in a lot of random walking in on them while they're recording, and be like, oh, it's Brandon. I mean, I don't know what to do. That's the extent of my achievement hundred appears I still like there's a video that's still on the internet of us Introducing ourselves to each other or Jeff introducing us really we were like

I was doing an achievement guide with Jeff Years ago. It's probably like five years ago. Mm-hmm. And a 2009. Yeah, part of the achievement was you have to wait under Water for 10 minutes and you pop an achievement So we instead of fast-forwarding it we just talks for 10 minutes. Oh, it's like my first day in the office for that trip That I was on and Brandon came in and he's like oh nice to meet you, but it's like Yeah, we said a very long you guys got that too. You have like a recorded thing of you guys like it went down in history and in the video It's like oh the piece of history right there. Yeah It was a monkey island video. Is that same trip? Gavin, I went to eat and I was driving around obviously because

you never car and boy things have changed. I think you have things have changed significantly. And we're in like this really janky parking lot. And as I was leaving, the car did this weird thing where it like tip forward and I like drove into the ground because it was like it was no driveway I was just like coming off of the What you trying to say you went straight over the curve. I didn't drive out of the exit And I was trying to play it all and there's nothing I You're the best driver until someone else is in the car And then you're just like a piece of shit Like we went to we went to play blaze attack together and while we're in there the halo theme tune came on

So like this is just meant to be I forgot about that. Yeah, it was just me and you yeah Imagine doing that now can you imagine what that would be like now just you and me just hanging out playing laser It's go right now. Fred is so crushed right now because he's like, that's not gonna happen. I was just planning the seed. It's just weird, I think it's changed.

Yeah. Do you remember the first time I met you in person? Yeah. In Austin. Mm-hmm. And how like lag luster it was. Yeah. You were sitting on the couch playing video games and Griffin picked me up from the airport and I walked into the living room. And I'm like, I was like, you were sitting on the couch playing video games and Griffin picked me up from the airport and I walked into the living room and I'm like I was like

All right, but you guys knew each other though beforehand. I came to Austin to see Gavin basically Wow, he was visiting the Ramses at the time. I'm like I should take a trip to Austin and like meet everybody and Gavin because he's there I've known Gavin at that point. I think for like six or seven years I know I'm gonna need to I mean, I'm 11. Better than like, he stopped the game, awkwardly get up and you guys have this like, weird, forced exchange. You know, at least he was a little bit more natural in that.

But it was just like so like all this, like seven years built up to this moment of like, a meeting and it's just like, wow, you gotta keep it casual, just like that. How's it going? It was, it was weird to see you in real life though. Yeah, it's still kind of a look look at this face off

You just you did that when I picked you up from the airport when you moved to Austin you kept poking my face going Yeah, you will Bob And then we went to eat at home slice. Yeah, and then I kept poking you now I'm trying to think of where I'm from that night. I squeezed a lemon and Chris's eye, but it went in my eye. I remember that. Smooth.

It was on point. A gap was in the UK. Barbara was in Canada a few years ago. And Joel was video chatting with Barbara. And then he was also video chatting with. Bernie was video chatting with Gavin. Yeah. So Bernie grabs his laptop with Gavin.

And like positions it in front of Joel's camera on his On his laptop so it looks like Gavin's there and Barbara was like so confused It's because I was in the middle. I was packing for something I forget what and I was on Skype with Joel for whatever reason and you were on Skype with Bernie And then I look up from packing and Gavin's there and it looks like you're Skyping with me and I'm just like did from packing and Gavin's there. And it looks like you're Skyping with me, and I'm just like, did I somehow end my call with Joel and get a call from Gavin and accept it without remembering doing that? What did I,

it's pretty funny that the amount of fun you can have in a video chat. I used to do a thing where, Barbara would always be like the middle of the night for her, but not for me sometimes. So I'd get out of flashlight and just point it at my camera and it would light her screen up and light her face up Why and I would be like? It was so funny to me that I could shine a light on someone who's thousands of miles away

I think you're my favorite thing that we used to do was you used to find really dirty words On the internet and make me read the definition to them. Yeah, like a mesis. Yeah, and felt. Felt. No, good. And you would just be giggling on the other side as I was just reading this description. What was you guys' first meeting, Brandon Barra? It was seeing her on video chat all the time.

No, I'm person. I think it was just like walking around, like RTX, like I saw you walking around, you saw me walking around. RTX like I saw you walking around you So I'm you walking around there was no ever there's never an introduction You know that I think we're awkward like we've seen each other enough now Yeah, where we can actually be introduced yeah our first interaction was the interview for the internship I'd seen your RTX. I didn't say anything to you. I offered you water at RTX because I was a guardian at the time You I was packing backpacks and I saw you and you came up to me and you're like,

oh hey, you coming by my old screen name, Lane Train. And I was like, that's just a great start. Yeah, I was just a screen name at the time. After that Barbara offered to change my name on the site because you know, whatever. But I was like, oh hey, and I stuck on my hand to shake it and you had that like no hand shaking policy.

And RTX, I do the fist. So you're like, hey, and I was like, playing train, fist bump. This is gonna be a good RTX. And it's weird how you always remember me and someone, but these doesn't always work the other way around. Like you don't remember me at all. Why don't remember you didn't want it to me? It's okay.

I remember when you started here I was like, right? It's good. I remember, yeah, I offered water to you, Jeff, and your British friend. So what you're saying is you tried to... But I still remember like the first time I met, I was like, Jeff or Gus or someone, but they probably don't remember. Well, I mean, I was just wearing, I was just a dude, you know. Trying to make me feel better now.

The pain, the pain that I remember here. What I hear from the story is that you were peeing for other people other than me Yeah, it's been nice. Did I do I fucking ditching you did you did I take the war And Dan's I offered some order to Dan. He took the water It's been a good guy, you know going above and beyond. It's what got me this job Sure it is. I'm a real quick. Oh God. There we go Squarespace is the all-in-one platform that makes it fast and easy to create your own professional website, portfolio, or online store. Squarespace has been around for nine years and they are constantly improving their platform

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That's my father's scariest seat on the podcast. Marial joked with me before the podcast. I was like who's gonna be Gus today and she's like you are and I'm like no. I wouldn't is that. No please. Yeah you have a hold on that that couch chair. I mean I don't mind sitting in Bernie's share But like having to do that stuff is frightening every podcast have been in a different seat So I next wanted to be in that and all of that at all for good luck see this seat isn't scary to me

It's Bernie's seat that's scary because it's like this is there's a reason you're on camera sometimes You're only on that camera if you have something like interesting to say or you look scared you run So it's like I just like I have to measure up or like I'm just like waiting like I got I got delivered because there's so many expectations well I love the couch couch is cool I have like Gavin to be like back up if he starts talking I'm still on camera even though I don't have stuff so I tweeted instead that we need to have a boxing match brain I said a boxing match, Brandon. I'll have a boxing match. What should I do? I've been in fights before. Are you really?

How'd they go for you? Good, and then not so good. OK. Explain. How would you fight? If you two were squared up against each other, who, what would happen? I would just tackle.

What's the context you came around actually trying to have a friendly match or is it like a fight to the death? This isn't like the end of Rocky 1. Were they just like, and they're just like, and they're just like, they're just like, they're just like, they're just like,

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Yeah, so yeah, he I get the guess the cotton with his pants down that fucking sucks Yeah, a lot of those Singapore a lot of those kind of I bet a lot of those cases go on reported because the pencil You know, you know a lot of people who get hang to have a bone or when they die. Yeah, yeah, what? Blood goes everywhere goes in the knobs. Oh, it makes sense. I hope I die with a big old boner. Yeah. Just a tire of fun at coffin for you. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. But I mean that would in effect you wouldn't get a what's what's that that condition that settles in? Rigamortis? That wouldn't apply to your your penis though because it would not bone. What it what's

not the bone piece you go stiff is it like your bones always stiff yeah I remember being kid like getting my first boner as a kid and not knowing what it was like what you guys like when that we do when I got my first bone man my dick you I just remember like I think a bone just miss place now it's like jutting through that I swear remember like I think a bone just misplaced now. It's like jutting No, I didn't think that I swear to you. I thought I'd have this I also my my parents at one point I remember Eating on the toilet Because I'm weird. It was a kid my mom told me like don't eat on the toilet

And it wasn't because the germs like I just conjured up this idea is like Maybe it's because it has something to do with like if I'm pooping while eating then like the food will go straight through me It's bad for my body like I was just weird. I never asked for explanations I would just conjure up these exmenate words. I get crumbs and you're Genos, huh? Like food crumbs like in general Like isn't that like a isn't that gross dropping food on your knob? Oh No, well like what kind of stuff are you eating on the bug? It's probably like a isn't that gross drop in food on your knob. Oh, no. Well, like what kind of stuff are you eating on the bug? It's probably like a sandwich or hamburger.

Something easy to eat. Hey hamburger! Your hand food. Yeah. Don't get weird about it. It's not a big deal. We all do it. No, no.

We're the weird ones. I think the one place I haven't eaten food is on the toilet. That's the one place that's like no go. I could see doing it if it was I had a fork and a plate. But you put it much better. Something cool. That's good. That's like not even a thing.

It's like you gotta like put one hand to hold both of me wipe and then you bring it back and I go all right let's continue. Nah half of the enjoyment of food is in the smell. Yeah, I like it. You gotta like of the enjoyment of food is in the smell Healthy and you're like broccoli just like oh, maybe if I You hide Wow, buddy, hey, how's that we're talking about boners. You're gonna say something I was gonna say when I had my first boner That was a stranger. Hey, how's that how's that talking about boners, and you're gonna say something. I was gonna say when I had my first boner, that was a stranger. Hey, how's that DDR machine in your house doing? It's cool.

Is it heavy-peat-skits? My living room looks more and more like Tom Hanks' house and big. Big. So, I'm okay with it. Why? Why what? What, you have a DDR machine? You didn't know you could make that bomb.

Yeah, you made it bomb. Make loves DDR. It's got DDR machine. In my head, I thought it was gonna be a bit smaller, like the size of an arcade cabinet. But it is like a fridge with a mat. You helped move it in, right? Yeah, the story was,

you went in my house at one point. Yeah, and one point I was in your man cave, which apparently is a sacred place that no one in the cat is allowed. Not even the pets go in there, and she told me that and I was like, I just got to look around. And by man cave, it's just my desk just my desk is it's a nice way to house

I'm a giant shit on the floor and just a rubber band. I was thinking about doing something like in your house Just kind of like yeah, but it didn't but yeah, you have a nice house But yeah, I that thing was fucking heavy and apparently the guy that unloaded it just came in have we told this for a Already in the car he just he uh delivered it and just dumped it on the front drive. Yeah, like didn't he? And she was like, I'm left. And she was like, one minute, you got to put it in the house. He's like, I don't know that. Just left. She's like, well, what do I do? How do I get in the house? He's like, he looked at it. He's like, he should probably get some help. And then she was like, what if it rains? And he was like, I cover it, if I were you. Yeah. Yeah. It's just not helpful. Yeah. Is it like, was

he a UPS guy? I don't know. Some like, career service. But it Is it, was it a UPS guy? I don't know, some like, curious service. But it, what did it take like four of you to get it in the house? It took me, Patrick and Cole to get that fucking thing in there. And it was massive. We walked up on it and it was like, it was like twice or three times the size of a refrigerator, boxed up. Yeah, I was gonna be fine. Well, I appreciate you helping Tony get it in.

How much is a deer machine Thousands of dollars Jesus. Did she play with style Was that mean because like some people like kids are good and they just like are mashing But then like someone like Monty what she actually like dances Money like add some like upper body mazzot yeah, but Meg placed on the difficulty that's so fast She is just like did she just put like her hands behind her and just like... After we done it, the first thing she did was plugged it in. We like made sure that it turned on and then it did and she's like,

I guess, I'm not if I play a game, I'm gonna go for it. So she played a game on like expert. And she was like, and that thing has some pump in speak, isn't it? It's like, I can hear the bass wherever I am. So you turn it off once it goes to bed? Yeah, we turn off. Once you guys go to bed. Oh, because it's always playing like music. Yeah, because it's like an arcade machine. And it's just on free play. So it just starts playing songs.

It was hilarious when we plugged it in. It's pretty cool though. It's like it's really retro looking. Yeah, when we plugged it in, it was like it was like booting up. It went to this whole long process. And it has that really high-pitched like CRT turning on sound. It was like yeah. Which I haven't heard in better. That's what we back. I was doing the thing on sound was like yeah yeah I haven't heard in better that's way back yeah the thing on is like I forgot like TV's just to do that really high pitch thing whenever you turn them on like yeah yeah one more time what's one arcade game that you would want own in your house really Jack is like eight how's something him and Heidi who is gonna give you a bunch to the element time

crisis I love time crisis. Time crisis. What is the highest pitch sound you can make? Eeeh! AHHHH! AHHHH! That's it, right there. I think your pitch has got lower. I can't, I can't.

I think it's your buildup face. Yeah. That's it, right there. Sorry, Clayton. Sorry Clayton. You're welcome podcast listeners. But could you not like do like a girl sort of through the roof? Let's hear yours. I can't do it. I lost the ability.

No, let's hear it. You lost the ability like when you turned. I can't. I can't fucking. I like how you guys are just doing it a way. Because you're trying to get away from the microphone because people are like listening. I can do the bird noise quite high, but that's a different sound. That's...

AHHHHH! That sounds good. AHHHHH! I can't. That's it. No, I can't. If I sing Bee Gees. He sounds like the Bee Gees, yeah, that's what it's like.

Every time Blaine tries to do a voice and ends up sounding like... Pongo. Mickey Mouse. Pongo, who sounds like Mickey Mouse. And you're trying to do Barbara's voice for the recap and he was like, Oh, I'm Barbara! Oh! So, like, the end of the singer is like a go-up and we get Patrick and he's like,

Why are you dressed like that? And I'm dressed as Barbara's still. I legitimately walked around the office for like 45 minutes, dresses Barbara, dresses and makeup and everything. I don't know if you know this, but I was talking to JJ on Saturday night like at Holley and Jordan's house. And he said that while you guys were filming that,

he kept finding himself accidentally looking like under the desk at your crotch. I kept noticing it too, and I didn't see anything until he thanked God, he called it out but like I was just like over and he was like then I was like have you done this to me? What the fuck? Okay good job. You wear a dress and he just showed me the growl.

His defense I was just like this. I was like this isn't even allowing me. I was like not a lady. I was like you try to do sit like a dude only when you were in jeans there And sometimes in skirts. Yeah, if they're like bigger skirts Yeah, if you got some fluffage. Yeah, sounds like a you and JJ have an awkward moment on our way Yeah, but I thought that was funny But then I thought about at one point in that day you were putting lipstick on yourself

Which to me would be the weirdest part like I can get an in drag that's that I think is you know, yeah God And then you pluck you are you I did I've watched like girlfriends do it so I know how it goes What is it pump what's that sound would you cool that? That's pucker pucker So I know how that goes. What is that? What is that? What does that sound? Would you cool that for Jake? That's Pucker. Pucker. Uh, yeah.

So is Ashley over there? No. Oh, yes, she is. Sorry, Jenkins. I think he was either her or Meg's. I used their lipstick. It was just in the makeup room and I was like, oh, I hope no, they don't mind. Who what's that?

Special effects look sick. Well, I used it. So, sorry. Yeah. Or sick. I just like, I want the objective was to make it look like I was just like this like, at one point where you're like,

what are you trying to say? Well, I mean, it's parody. I'm not going to actually try to make myself look pretty. You actually sent me a picture of it before the recap. And you're like, would you be offended if I did that? Yeah, because I did feel kind of bad about it and I was like, this this might be offensive and I did it and I was sent the text and I and I saw the little, you know, I was like, I was with Colin J. She was like, guys, she's typing, she's typing and you're like,

I'm choking, she's like, please do it or something like that and she you were just like, work it and it's like, oh my god, so I'm playing. You know, I don't get offended. I mean, inform that not only is that not Ashley's lipstick, but that lipstick has been used on men's bodies. Oh, really? Yeah. Like, go on. All over.

Go on. On their dicks. Where specifically, Cara? Cool. She cannot name how many places. Well, whatever. It's done. It's not as bad as you accidentally putting your mouth on Brandon's belly button, which we

shouldn't talk about. That was so gross. What that happened, and we won't say what happened. Wait, we're doing a screen test for things. And at one point, I was like, what's that thing called when you go on someone's belly in... Raspberry. Yeah, and I didn't remember the name, so I just did it, because I thought that would be better to demonstrate. At one point I was like what's that thing called when you go on someone's belly and raspberry Yeah, and I well, I didn't remember the name so I just did it because I thought that would be better Just to demonstrate so I pull brain and shirt up and I just went in and went

Why are you doing it hand or something? It's the same noise you showed up and I just went It was really disgusting and like I'm really uncomfortable I didn't realize like he it's just like it looks like a butthole so it was just like this hairy Didn't realize like he it's just like it looks like a butthole so it was just like this hairy Hole and then I went in and like right before I went in and I saw something in the belly button But I was like my brain was like no you've already committed got to go and I got in like deep and And I pulled up and I had something on my beard. It wasn't even being What was it it was lit

After after the fact Brandon informed me. Yeah, I haven't showered in like three days. I've been up here for it It wasn't three days. Oh god. It's like you're on DVD crunch take a shower It was like two and a half years here. I we don't have a shower here yet Go ahead take a shower come back. It's like an hour But I got like just like a mouthful of Brandon's belly button And it was just like you know what smegma is It's what I smegma dick cheese dick cheese. It was kind of like that but like belly button version I wonder if we can get hey the guys are here. We can make you have them throw up and you want to throw up?

It'd be funny. He looks really close today. Yeah No, it be funny. He looks really close today So there's so clear a moment. There's a social disorder where I literally couldn't watch it without gagging. I'll say that one we shot oh Fuck I was literally like I was literally like almost throwing up not only did I have you have that to look pretty Angle that but that was that the one I had the yeah, audio on that was what we'd like dogging Or something murder. Oh, we'll say you know the same one where you heard something That's the one okay. Yeah, I'm the audience hates this right now They're just like to trust us. They've got some good stuff coming up. But watching well. It's coming out this week

Oh, I'm excited because King Gavin is coming out in Minecraft. I saw your lion King tweet Yeah, we already filmed it and I think it turned out really well. So you're... Tee-eees. I can't win. Yeah. People are excited though.

I think people have been waiting for this more than anything. It's definitely the biggest gap between King episodes we've had. Who's the last one? Ryan. Yeah. Who is the one and only King, as we all know? The true King. Wait, okay. He's a one and only King? As we all know? The true King. Okay. I hit a minute. I don't watch all the achievement. Stop. Oh my god. So make a lot of videos. Yeah.

This is a lot of content. Um, but so uh, quality content. So the person that wins the week before are they the ones that go on the King, be King next week? Is that well? Yeah. Well, yeah, we've only had like five King episodes and there's always like a lot of space between them Okay, the last king was I think it was before episode 100 and now on episode 121 It's been a big gap How long you guys have been doing that for? Minecraft lots, please yeah, it's been a long time long time. I don't have to edit anymore the king Gavin will be the last one I edit are you sad? I'm free. What do you can do now? What come other things? Stuff and things.

We're talking about. Probably Dix. Oh yeah. Probably Dix. Yeah. See? There's no to say I have spoilers. Yeah, what's your favorite type of animal? A clean one. What is we have coming out this week? We have a world of remnant episode. Yeah, then chapter eight is next week. We also, um, it was just announced that we're going to be at New York Comic Con in October, early October. It's going me, Monty and Carrie right now. I like to go to convention. Well, you're not. I know. I said from RTX.

I need to make something of that so I can go to the computer. You should go to a Pax. Yeah. Pax is a good convention. That's a good convention to go. I'll get right on that. Pax off. Guess.

Wait, that's the thing. Yeah. There's one in January. January. Yeah. Do you think we're all going to be able to? When is where is it? It's in San Antonio. Oh, San Antonio? Yeah. That's not bad. January. Yeah, you think we're all gonna be able to when is where isn't San Antonio? Oh, San Antonio Yeah, I'm sure you know to get past it if we want yeah

I'm sure Ruchery will be there. We're not confirmed yet, but yeah, it would obviously make sense for us to go very cool What's the coolest like convention like what's the best convention you've gone to our DX? Aside from the obvious Barbara my favorite commission has always been other than RTX. Pax East. Yeah, I like Pax East. Oh, why East more than Prime? I just like the commission center better. And I like the people at Pax East better.

I don't necessarily like Boston, Burden, Seattle. I just like that convention. I don't know. They just feel very- The layout is definitely better East. Yeah. Everything's kind of like altogether. There's everything's on separate floors and it's kind of confusing People cost by there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I just like comic-con obviously people cosplay the most out of any convention. Huh?

Packs. It's like you know, still significant. We talked about it. Like there's a big group of us. We wanted you a group costume. Yeah, I'm thinking of bringing the dick back for the 30 or an arrow Very nice. Which would make your cost for each year what 20 bucks? Well gets a lot of $80 you get to repurchase it. Oh you rent it. No, I bought it for 80 bucks I'm just trying to like the more years. I use it Maybe it was 50. I think it was 80 that'd be mental. I think I want to do a superhero Dicks are still relevant. Yeah, and I'm thinking of like putting veins on it and stuff this year Oh, maybe a stay point. Yeah, I do I could help with that. Yeah

I gotta do a superhero. I was looking at catch America. Mm-hmm. No, there's not any good catch America I was actually legitimately in it. You feel kind of ashamed my my search history Nameless on history is screwed. I was looking to like Tights like I want to see there's like an actual because they have the fake muscle and I'm not like You don't need the I'm not bragging, but I don't want the fake muscle because it looks stupid. You don't need it is what I just know I don't have the definition but yeah, so I wanted to do like Batman or Greenland or something Greenland would be cool. Yeah, not not many people to greenland I shouldn't play a cop whenever you do that stuff. Why I didn't know that I got I won't

If you used to go I went as the old Adam West Batman and then I put on the shit and I was like well Why are you up? I was looking for that. I was looking at that costume. It's pretty cool Can you send me picture that you want a cup because there's a seam that goes right here That you will have to choose one side or the other basically So I was left. I love that you were telling a story about your knob show and he So I was left. I love that you were telling a story about your nobshowing and he It's like something a picture of that I didn't want to see how you looked in the that I'm have I seen that we were talking I was a little tubby or

Little tips before Brandon to pointer. Yeah This is when I started working a rooster teeth Yeah, and I stopped moving like is I mean when you go to we're at UT walk all the time So that rooster I just sat all day and I did this and then we were downtown So I just ate and then like over the course of a year I gained like 20 pounds Jesus. When's brand three point? Okay, I I key I key I key for dressing 3.0 is ab so I don't think I'm ever gonna get We were we're talking Friday night about like if we were superheroes, which ones would we be? I'm about that. We're talking about Game of Thrones and

X-Men. Yeah, and now I kind of want to do Emma Frost. No you don't. Yeah I do. The internet would explode. Exactly. Okay. Well then if we're going X-Men then I'm... Who's Gavin? Cyclops? Quick Silver.

Because of the slime-way thing. Yeah. Okay quick silver. Brandon is... Who is he? Professor X. Yeah we'll shave your head. Alright, I'm either Cyclops or who's the other one that we had? Oh, I could see the Cyclops. I could do Cyclops. I think it should be Jean Gregg. Who did John kept? He kept saying you were someone and you were like no, no, no fucking Chris kept saying that I was a Sabre tooth I was like no

Hero. Yeah, I can totally see that. No, no, I don't want to be Saber Tooth. He's so shitty. He's gonna be like, the Wolverine Saber Tooth or the X-Men 1 Saber Tooth. I guess the Wolverine Saber Tooth. That guy's like a different wrestler. Oh, you're talking about the movie? He's like a beast.

Yeah, yeah, that guy was a wrestler, shitty actor. And then the other guy, the Shriver, was a good actor, but like he didn't have a recognizable saber-tooth look. So I guess it'd be like the comic book saber-tooth, but now I wanna be like psychops, I'm gonna be. I really wanted to do rogue, and you guys were like, no, no, you're not rogue. Why, I was like, no, we agreed the carer was gonna be rogue.

She's got like this other niche kind of accent, and I know what you could be, you could be the beast. Ah, there you go. Thanks, Gavin. If we're doing like Marvel or DC, it would be Green Leonard or Aquaman, and then I guess just got... We have to get going. We only have a month left, month and a half. Fuck yeah. To take a long time to buy a costume. Well, if you want

to like make any of it, or actually actually find pieces. Yeah, Han Solo took forever to make. I didn't take enough pictures of that. That's probably... To me, two months to make that Zelda costume that I made, uh, like four years ago. Yeah, but you got a lot of, you weren't a lot, right? Yeah, I did it for two hours. And then it fell apart because I made it out of like tape and staples. I don't know how to sew, so. I would be fav, but Bernie smoked a cigar next to me the last time I wore it and it smells all fine.

Could you do the laundry? You know what I'm saying? It's all nice, all like drawn on and stuff Yeah, but I mean just put it in like a thing of water and Maybe I'll stop for for breeze bomb On is like She made the extra laundry detergent. Yeah, she did yeah, she made the Ruby stuff. She made a dynamic. Yeah, I don't know how much you would charge She's gonna bulge is Yeah Roberts She makes Captain Dynamic. Yeah, I don't know. She began a bold is

Postor and even in the poster there's like that definition the giant bold He was a cute. It was a stand-in for Jeff. I was gonna ask did Jeff stuff his pants? Or is that all I think he did have to? Yeah, I think that was a cuisicle. Who was his stand in first time? Jeff, I was gonna ask, did Jeff stuff his pants? Or is that all? I think he did have to. I think that was a story. He had this stuff his pants look like in Robertson. So was it like someone's like one shot and then he was like over there, they're showing? It was a shot of Joel. Yeah. And you can see Captain Dynamics bulge

just right behind his head, just stood up. Because Joel was sat down and he was stood up. So it was on that tight shot. That's pre-filmed with the stuff with Ed's face and then he left. Because he was on the effort. I think a couple days, two days. Yeah. Oh, that's a... Oh, effort. I think a couple days two days. Yeah, they're oh, that's

Oh, I that's done by a community member That doesn't justice to Yes, yeah, that we actually sold that for a while Did we I think so? Oh, I didn't hang in up in our office. I like the lighting boat in the background matches the lady who was the bad guy Shannon Yeah, yeah, the great face. That was funny. That was a good, that was a good short. I just like every time he did something he's like, he's the shittiest superhero. I was, I didn't have many lines in that.

I was just in the background for like the second two episodes. But I was, yeah, I was in the, like in every shot with Joel and him. I was in the background. Try not to laugh. All of those ad-libs was impossible. That guy is funny. I'd have to like crane my head behind the mono whenever I laugh.

My favorite short that you're in is the one. I don't know. It's like there's like sticky notes or something. And you're like messages. Makes messages. Yeah. And you like tell something to like you're like surprise. I don't know. This is really funny. I still like secret door the best. The funny thing about filming makes messages. You can't tell from the video early, but I had to look up at Jeff, but he is quite tall, he's like six feet tall. So I was looking too high like my eye line look kind of ridiculous.

So they drew some eyes on some posts, and put them on his chest. So whenever I'm delivering a line looking at Jeff, I'm actually looking at two eyes on posts, and I messed up so many times, I look up and be like, the thing. And I messed up so many times. I look how many, they think the thing is, I messed up so many takes, because I would look straight into his real life.

Even with the vibrant, like, you know, it's like, I think I got more elaborate as the sheet went on, like, look here. Fucking idiot. Did they actually draw like eyeballs on the stick, you know? Why did they just put like one stick in it that you had to look at? Why did they have to,

because maybe he just took every one rid of that I don't know Have you ever noticed like in movies sometimes people like look like one eye to the other the other the other the other and then there's like one person That's like how where you look when you make eye contact with somebody Right and their eyes like you're looking at me eyes are still kind of like in the middle of your nose That's yeah, I look at people's mouth What if I looked what if I did this? I don't know. Yeah, I would just feel about that.

I would just feel like you're looking at the top of my head. Yeah. That's annoying in there. Sometimes people look. I'm like, what's up, Blaine? Yeah, it's pretty good. I can't. What do you do?

I'm looking at your mouth. Why are you doing that? I have big lips. Well, because Americans talk funny and it's easier if I can lip read. OK. You don't, you look at my eyes though. I've never seen you look at my eyes.

I'm out of control. You're a lip read. Stop. What? Can you legitimately read lips? Well, I mean, no, it helps when someone's talking. Yeah, I guess someone's facing away from me and they're talking America and I can, I find it hard to understand sometimes.

Well, not even making yourself conscious. I know, I'm like, hey, get over here. Or what if I do this, Gavin? Yeah. It's okay. There we go. It's like we had a Okay Do you wrap up this bitch go home? Is that a podcast? I think we got we got two seconds until nine 12 seconds according to my handy jandy G. You know how we started the podcast?

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