Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #290

Episode Date: September 23, 2014

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Hey, it's a podcast. I believe we're podcast 290 this week with Gus. Lindsay, Michael, Jack, and extra Gus. Uh, I've been gone for a couple of weeks. Extra Gus. You have, I sat in your chair Gus. I had to read ads That's why I'm lower to the ground. Well someone else sat in my chair, too Yeah, yeah, because right before we went live, you know, I wear this earpiece so that if anything's wrong

Yeah, yeah, or the president the secret service earpiece and I went to put it in right before we went live and it was Normally, it's a clear plastic It was yellow. It was like the color of the sleeve right here, just like caked on everywhere. Yeah, Patrick came out with tongues to put it into a plastic bag than the seal for evidence for.

Then they put it in that case, they put bombs in, like a bomb disposal, and then just blow it. Then they built a mountain on top of it, to dispose of it. I'm told Brandon was the most likely the culprit, so thanks for leaving a a waxy Well, you probably can't hear you so I can't believe you can now

It's like man Dude it's a whole new world echo chamber in my head It was like it had a growth the earpiece was the growth of ear wax like oh disgusting. It's like a tumor Do you cut that? So where have you been Gus? You've been gone for like two weeks man. Yeah, no, I've been playing destiny nice. Yeah, I've been here I've been I've been playing so much that today's like the first day since launch that I haven't been playing okay pretty much the whole time So I've been awake so my hands have been doing things other than this and I'm like, oh my hands are actually sore Like moving them in other ways and like typing. It's like oh It's it's a little awkward.

All right, so what is two weeks straight of Destiny? Yeah, that's right, we're all good. I'm at 26. Oh, I'm all at 26. So it's been about 26 and a half. Yeah, I've got a right word, Jack. I've got a 26 Titan and then I have an alt, which is like, I think a 900.

Okay. Yeah, I haven't fucked another class here. I'm also a Titan. Yeah, I got a war. This close from getting full legendary and it'll probably bump me to 27. Yeah. I've been working on my crucible rank. I'm like a Titan. Yeah, I got a war. This close from getting full legendary and it'll probably bump me to 27. Yeah, I've been working on my crucible rank. I'm like a nut hair from rank two. So I got my

crucible. Why do they even have rank one for Vanguard or Crucible? Yeah, just just to know. It's just to get you in. Just to be like your halfway there. Yeah, I went from 23 and I hit my, I got the the strange vendor popped up and I had enough strange coins to get it. I think the gauntlets. Yeahlets and then like right around the almost the exact same time I hit Vanguard 2 So I was able to buy my chest piece So I went from like 23 to like 25 immediately. That was awesome Yeah, I think right before we started like I was the last one so we did a raid I don't I guess it's coming out this week at some point and I think we had one level 26

2 level 25s 2 level 24s and I was a 23 and I was the last one to get a 23 and we tried that raid Doesn't go so well By that by that what Lindsey means though is we were doing a let's play not in destiny that Jack wasn't oh That's right. Yeah, we were doing the let's play and then Jack hit the level and he grabbed his microphone He's like I'm 26 I mean let's Play now. I got the last three. Oh, let's go play Destiny. Alright, this Let's Play is over. I can't remember what game we're playing. You weren't even in it. You were just like, Johnny, Johnny the Murder Cave. The work for Jack was like, we're going to do a Let's Play.

You level up. That is your job. So, he sat out to level up. Yeah, I got over this past weekend. I got my first exotic weapon. Yeah. And I got away in. I turned in my questionnaire in Grim. I got over this past week and I got my first exotic weapon. Yeah, and I got away and I turned in my engineer Ingram. I got my exotic weapon. I was like, sweet. I backed out for talking to the Cryptarch and Caleb was standing right next to me dancing. Was he saluting?

No, I'm losing dancing. And doing the stupidest. I was like, oh, that's weird. That's funny. So he just happened to be there at that exact moment. So he played on Xbox One or PS4. My main is on Xbox One and I have it all going on PS4. Okay.

That's like your alt on your alt console. Yeah. So I looked out. I'm really, really fortunate on your alt console. Yeah, it's like a double alt. So I looked at it. I'm really, really fortunate. I've talked about getting a Vita for a long time and there's someone who works at Sony's name's Dale who got tired of hearing me talk about it. So he sent me a Vita.

You know, I don't think about getting a long time. I think about it. I've been thinking about a house for a while. All right. It's also like I have not turned on my TV to play Disney and my PS4 docs. I just won't play it constantly on my videos. Oh yeah. I will say I got, so I have a new house and on my second floors where I have my entertainment area and stuff. I've got like my TV and Xbox One and everything. I set up my Xbox One to turn on my TV when it goes on.

So I can walk into my house and it's go Xbox on and then boop and then my TV will come on. I walk upstairs and it's ready to go. Welcome home Jack. You should get like a really longer stretch record for your connect so it looks at the door. So as soon as you walk in it's easier facing it's getting already connected to my front door and so like a doorbell or something. The second I come over to your house and be like Xbox turn off. No, every single time. Nice. So it's locked off. Yes, I'm sorry, we should be doing something. Right now, someone in home is discharging us. Someone's probably watching this right now.

So, on the note, in this office, just got their Xbox turned off. On the note of Caleb being next to you too, I don't know if you've seen. Michael was tweeted a video that a fan sent of, he's playing with Michael. I think Jack, he knows Gavin. He was me, Gavin, and Ryan. Yeah. Basically, we were just doing the farming, you know, when that cave, and we were just shooting the cave.

Murdering. And I think it was during the sponsor cut on Friday. Oh, yeah. And, you know, I was always people over there shooting. So it was a fan, I guess, and he made a video of his time farming with us. And like, he immediately like cut in like some kind of, it's not like dubstep

but some kind of like electronic music like electronic music and like just get making cuts but the funniest part was the end he kept saluting to Ryan and waving to Ryan and Ryan wouldn't wave back so then like it appears in the screen Ryan wouldn't wave back to me and then like he keeps trying to keep trying and then for like one frame of frowny face crying appears and then he keeps trying to keep trying and then for one frame of frowny face crying appears and then Ryan slowly leaves, the guy just falls and he leaves, it fades out, it fades into Ryan on the patch

and it just like the clip ends with Ryan doing this. He's like, he basically blows a kiss towards the camera, he cuts to live action footage of Ryan, basically that he wouldn't fucking slew back. It's like a minute and fifty second video. It's called like destiny farming with achievement hunter It's pretty funny isn't it thumbnail like just Photoshopped Ryan's face on top of the head photo shopped in on the destiny I think you tweeted that or something. Yeah, I mentioned it. It's really funny. It's really funny

It's good. It's funny how many people have come off to I mean just being at home Like people will play with Michael and he'll walk away for a second and come back to the tower. I'm sure you do. Like, once you go to the tower, especially if you ever see the cryptarch or if you talk, if you go to the bounty board, you come out and you're like, Jesus Christ.

Like, you're in the middle of a mosh pit and there's people like dancing around you and shit. You came back once and one dude had his head near your crotch too. I was like, ah, you're getting a blow job. That happens a lot. I'm in the kitchen. People get excited.

Man, you can't blame him. That game is fun. It's very interesting. It's funny because initially I was kind of like, eh, on the game. Like, I mean, it was good, but it wasn't like, really blowing me away and parts of were okay, but like, I can't stop playing it.

I think that's exactly how Michael described it. Yeah, it's like, okay, it's all right, but it's like, I just can't stop. And so it's like, okay, clearly there's something about this game that I maybe didn't even think about but it's like It was an interesting case study watching Michael too when he came home because it started from annoyance of like I have to do this I have the level of for work. I got to do this and I'm not worse than playing a video game We don't want to play yeah, you know, even a good game. Yeah, I don't feel like it's like watching a great movie when you don't

Want to watch the movie, but then a couple days later you're like all right I'm home trying to play some just in the game like oh, okay, I guess you like it Yeah, I'm at the point now where it's kind of like, my gear is solid enough that I'm happy with. And I'm like, okay, I don't feel bad. I don't have to go farm for six hours. If I don't have to, you know. The first week and a half was just farming over and over

and over and over and trying to go to equipment. But finally, when you hit like 23, 24 and you start leveling up your stuff, you can actually keep the equipment you have and it's like, okay, now how do I upgrade this? No, it's more annoying kind of farming. Now it's fucking helium filaments. Yeah. Like I'm just riding around the moon like where the helium pours, night in your apartment chest, your own circle. There's your new chest runs online where you just

do a loop. Like I did that yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. Right before we came online here I was doing that in my office. I found a chest with a legendary ingram and 11 helium filaments. That's awesome. Yeah. Fuck yeah. That's a, that's a, that's a, that's a jackpot. I found a chest with a legendary Ingram and 11 helium filaments. That was awesome. Fuck yeah, I quit. I was like, that's it. Dude, that's a jackpot. I found one you had to be with 8. Yeah, I found one with 10 spin metals. I was doing that.

And then I got one with 8 spin metals and two blues. Which is pretty good. Did you need to code your legendary? Yeah, I was blue. Nah, of course. Yeah, I was. Do you know, I've never had a legendary drop, like a legendary Ingram drop.

And we've been playing this nonstop Gavin's got some like 15 drop really same stuff and I'm literally side by side with him watching him get Legendary over and over and over and over again gets legendary I have not got a single one not from the moon farming not from the murder cave not from just playing the game I haven't got a single purple. It wasn't Michael the one to bring up the murder cave to you and upon like bringing it to the office Gavin got like three I found a god just a video online of like a farming spot cuz I don't know why people keep sharing that location yeah it's good though it doesn't matter like they ended up with trolls you just like go and say it in the fucking I'm actually

not encountered that you know I'm not having seen it I don't know cave trope because I'm kind of done with the cave for now not the only reason you need to go back is like for greens for like weapon parts and stuff. The only other thing I'm screwed with right now is over the weekend I finally got my first exotic bounty Which is like, you know, when you turn your balance, you just randomly get one and I think I'm doing like shattered memory or something like that It's for a some kind of pulse rifle is the result because each one gives you a specific item if you look it up Oh, I should look up. I didn't know that. I did the same thing. I was like that one. Then I was like god damn it I would have picked one specifically. I picked the one that sounded easiest. I could be exactly the one where you go to the girl to talk to the war Luck that's what I'm doing. It's that's a shotgun. So it's apparently damn it

It's a really really good shot. I have the exotic shotgun. Oh, do you fuck yeah? I have an exotic pulse rifle You know, so I'm just like I want to do it just to do it Yeah, but I'm on like it's like a seven eight step process I'm on step like four or something and I need to get 10 I need a dismantled 10 fusion rifles rare or higher, which is blue. I've had that fucking bounty for a day and a half I have not gotten one all Don't take up my bad so it's like I don't want to delete it. It's an exotic bounty, but like mother fucker I have not gotten one. Yeah, I got the one, I got one earlier today and it was right now the step of mine

is complete five strikes without dying. Yeah, that's what I got. I did the first one last night. You can, you can, I look at the level eight strike and like I sold it last night. I don't want to sell my own. I looked out and that I went to go do the level eight strike and the strike loaded and I jumped in

and Cepix Prime was down to like five percent tall face. And I was like, oh sweet, I just't know if he's dialing my phone. Ryan's on one that's yeah I don't think there's like no death thing but he has to complete 25 strike. Yeah I think Jeff has that. Oh that's not terrible. That's terrible. So the next bit so you have to do five strikes without dying.

The next one is get a 25 Kedi spread in the strike, Incrucible. So that means basically you wait and a strike are intrusible and crucible so basically you have to go and get positive Kedi enough to get 25 so like if you go if you know if you get 10 kills and eight does you get two so you get up to 25

okay that's not so I thought you just go like 25 for one for me I'm terrible I'm terrible like multiplayer stuff so I'm like well that's it for me like I'll make it to there and never get passed although negative immediately I'll be like okay now to get 35 great now to get 50 dog him Which is doing just like try to kill someone right away and then go and hide yeah

I said Jack get a kill and hide for your life well that one big Sand maps with the place. I'm actually pretty good on the map. Yeah, fuck that map That dude though like the vehicles. I'm actually pretty good at this the interceptor and the pike I'm the vehicles. I'm I'm solid with but yeah, I like sitting in the turrets the turrets are fun And the red those guys Ray several times like just playing look at me whatever he's like no, I want 22 and old that game. Okay, so Gilby just texted me says I've got I've gotten three exotic Mounties and have four exotic weapons now I like the tech too. Yeah.

I mean, you can only use one at a time. Yeah. You know, so lame. I got my exotic that I have now. I got so fucking lucky. That might help it. No, well, that's armor, but I mean, what's in. We were doing the sponsor cut on Friday.

And as we mentioned, like, I found out you just get shit in PVP. You don't have to do well It's actually annoying when you do well like you strive to win and you get first or second place and fucking last place Get an exotic or legendary whatever. I just know rhyme a reason to yeah, so when I'm playing you know I'm playing and try to win But if I'm like doing shit I will absolutely still just play multiplayer games and just jump up and down while I'm in the kitchen You know and run around and shit because at the end of the game. I have no kills 15 deaths I could still get a blue or a purple

I did that exactly it was like the I think it was Monday or no today's Monday I don't know the fuck it was maybe it was Friday I I'm just talking to Jeff and I'm standing at his desk just like pushing buttons pushing buttons putting button I walk back to the game the first place has like 2300 points it's over 2500 I get three kills the game ends I first place has like 2300 points. It's over a 2500. I get three kills. The game ends. I got an exotic, uh, I got an exotic fusion rifle. Wow. That's like insane. It's called Plan C. I don't know how it like stacks up against other rifles. It's pretty intense. But it's crazy because the thing with fusion rifles is they're kind of like shotguns, you know, they fire that plasma burst. Yeah. But it's got like double or triple the range of a normal, uh, fusion

rifle. So it works like it works like a the range of a normal fusion rifle. So it works like it works like a scout rifle or like an automatic rifle. And then I upgraded it so it fires in like one second or something. It's a shorty charge. It's insane. Like it's such an OP weapon. And then I finally got a helmet because I bought it from the dude on the weekend. Nice. Yeah, I'm really I know. I'm really digging up and playing quite a bit.

Well, it's like the perfect amount of MMO mixed with a shooter. Like it's like sort of like the grinding part kind of sucks, but like building up a character is like, okay, I just need like I can get to 18 light, but I need one like it's 20 light. It's like that little bit is like it reminds me like some of my favorite parts of wow. And like especially the raids and stuff now.

Like now we're all, I mean, I think we're all least 26 or Jeff was a 25. He hit 26. He did hit 26. Yeah, we're all 26 and Ryan or 27 27 yeah, and so race is he's gonna try to finish the other raid tonight I guess he was at the last boss with some friends. Yeah, he started great They couldn't be the last boss. Yeah, so he's gonna go back tonight and do it So but we're gonna take another stab at the raid nice hope we have better When I was a level 23 and it's like scratching someone's back. It's an attack. It's

absurd. Oh, the back scratcher. It's a little feather. It's like a minute. It's our You see the shape of a hand too. There you go. There is something non-destiny really believe it or not. We're not just gonna talk about destiny this whole time. There is something non-destiny really that I did want to bring up. I've been trying to find a segue of their husband none so I'm just gonna bring it up I saw today a story about a woman who from Florida who visited a plastic surgeon to get a third breast Installed what install I didn't know what we're car

Your dream of total recall the three breasted woman. My god, it's finally come true. Well, I like it. It was it married with children Albany. Oh, there she is. Oh, there we go. What can't be real. This video that she has as well. No.

What if you're in a, like a viral thing for like total recall two or some bullshit? No. Like there's no way that's really. There's gotta be. I mean, people have like, what was it? Someone put a group penis on their arm and that was for science because they're actually trying to. No. Maybe the middle of the night. Now, maybe, maybe, maybe fuck you with my elbow today.

Now, did you get that in mind? I don't know where he fucking grew it. No, it was plant some seeds on his elbow. Like, he actually ended up in wife's juice. And it's not what you're doing. And then his wife was like, take, take care of that. And he's like, I am taking care of it. And he's like, yeah, yeah, I am. I'm going to be rolling this out.

This is history and the making. I've been really awkward to you guys with penis on. Gus was in a new kind of porn, I think. I think it was like, in relations to stem cell research or something, but it was like testing if you could grow something else on the other body. So some parts of the body. Pick on the arm, obviously.

I swear this exists. So many times, is there like a horrific woodchipper accident and the penis is ripped off your Playing basketball. No, it's gone There's the technology we can do it. It has science gone too far It's like one of those little banner heads you see on the internet But should we science gone too far? Yes, yes, science has gone too far Well, if we have the free-breasted woman, can we get the one-breasted woman like in a kung-pow?

Because I want that yeah, that should be next. I want that. I'm sure I'm sure you can't have it. I'm working on it. I want to motorboat one boob just one. Can you? You can't. Yeah, probably if you like shove one out of the way You like just do this one. Don't worry about the right leave writing alone Well, you just said there's only one. Yeah, so what would be shoving out of the way? Sorry, I thought Gus was talking about just more people. Yeah. Can you motorboat is that, we know? You want to charter me some diagrams?

Like, we need a demonstration. Yeah, sure. You're going to need a technique. You need to be out here. You need to be out here. If you see, yeah, if the breast spread to this trajectory, you can insert your face. Geometry and whatnot.

I missed the podcast. You got for like three weeks now. I was gone two weeks. It's the longest time I've been away in 11 and a half years. Wow. Nice. Yeah. Have a good break. Yeah. I mean, I shit, you know, I didn't do anything. I played Destiny the whole time. I break. I, uh, I also, if you podcasted ago, I talked about how I had some neighbors who lived like a little down for me who

Who did not have curtains on their bedroom window and I saw them naked a couple of times They're in my during my vacation. See you said they finally put curtains back. Yeah, so I'm glad about that It's like I would get up to to walk my dogs in the morning and it's like me no my dogs do their business I pick it up. I go to the trash can I throw it away and I'm like oh cool. There's dudes butthole First thing in the morning like I've not my coffee yet See I've seen a butthole today. You can make your eye out. It's rising with the sun Good Lord the sun's kind of brown and has to see the stink lines above it today Pollution, you know, that they just move in or something?

You're a local month really yeah, it's an inconvenient truth guys The stink lines above it today. Pollution, you know. Did they just move in or something? For the come on. Really? Yeah. It's an inconvenient truth, guys. But, uh, yeah, so I had that go on. I, uh, I had a dinner a couple weeks ago, for my, you know, it was my eighth anniversary. So, on my anniversary, I went and I had dinner at Uchi-ko.

And in the, well, like I was sitting down with my wife and then this couple walked in and I had my back to the door My wife was watching them walk in she looked at them she goes those people are somebody and I turned I looked at them and I was like who is it? She goes that guy. He's like a tennis player or something and I feel like oh, that's Andy Rodik What whoa? I was like, oh, yeah, it's cool. And she's like and who's that woman? He's waiting. Oh, that's Brooklyn Decker Wow, and they came and they sat like in the booth right next to He's way, I'm like, oh, that's Brooklyn Decker. Wow. And they came and they sat in the booth right next to us. And it was really weird. The whole night, because it was like, that's fantastic.

Did you think they were like, that's Gossel? No, it's funny. You see someone like Brooklyn Decker in person. That woman is really beautiful. That's obviously someone. She does something. None of us would ever be recognized. That guy's really handsome. He must do something.

Just like an asshole. This is a really nice place. I've got a pretty good case shirt on. Yeah. It must be somebody. Why is he wearing a lanyard? He's an erotic lips here in Austin, right? Yeah. Okay.

He's one of the local Austin celebrities. Probably one of those damn ads. He's one of the 18 TV ads. He's got the crammed as many Austin's little-ostons. They have a stupid line in it. Oh, this internet's faster than your survey. I think Harry knows it in there and like a Robert O'Keenes in there. Who is the, in that one, you know, ad we're talking about, who's the main guy who's talking to Cameron? He's a country singer. I've no idea who that is.

Not exactly. Matthew Conne has an ostinat right now. who's talking to Cameron. He's a he's a country singer. I've no idea what that is. I've never get who it is. Not necessarily so. Matthew Conne has an Austin ad right now. There's like, there's some new car ad that is. The Lincoln ad, yeah, it's him drive around talking about you have to go back home. And it's like him cruise around Austin being very much days than confused style. Talkin' out bad ass like, you know,

going home to your roots and it's just him drive around. I don't know if you saw, I think it was Conan did a recut of that, taking dialogue from true detective. I don't really know you saw, I think it was Conan did a, like, did a recut of that, taking dialogue from true detective. No, really. I like cutting it into Matthew McConaughey driving the car. I mean, it's a commercial out of it. Did you see who got confirmed for true detective, too? Oh, what's it?

Uh, you go ahead and it's Colin Farrell. Yeah, he said it, right? Like, yeah, yeah, he's going to be in. So I don't know if they've now officially announced it, but he said he's been confirmed for part two or season two you watch season one of truth No, I've seen bits of it, but not I need to sit down and actually watch you guys Really good what what channels are you HBO? So if you have a HBO girl you probably like it we start watching Bob's burgers And I know you'd been suggesting that forever

It's fucking funny. Yeah, we just didn't get into it because unfortunately like you know people talk about a lot We kind of get turned off like okay, okay, yeah, we get the hype whatever But you were absolutely right you described it as you thought it was formulaic and it seemed like Things you'd seen before already in other shows, but it's so unique and I appreciate that I really like the humor Yeah, when it first came out like when they first heavy started having ads for it before the show premier was like that So stupid another you know cartoon family Three kids they're barely making it by. Yeah.

Do they have an animal that talks? No. No. Okay. I was a cat Tina. Yeah. Kind of. Well, you know, Brooklyn 9.9 season 2 is starting up pretty soon too. So is that next month in October?

I think it's the end of September actually. So it might be like next week. Nice. So that's a funny damn show. I really like that. And I've been getting into drunk history as well. Oh. But watching that on Hulu, That's a really good show.

That history is great. Yeah, this was a really good season to have in drunk history. Yeah, we just watched the first season. So we kind of went out of order because there's really no rhyme or reason to it. But the one with the Kellogg brothers and Luke and Owen Wilson, that's pretty great. So that's all available on Hulu Plus as well. So I need to watch them in the new episodes. I still love the Wild Winter.

The originals are obviously on YouTube are still so my favorite like Edison is fantastic. That's a great episode with Chris Bingo lover. Oh yeah. Yeah. Good one. I don't think I ever saw them when they were on YouTube. I think I started watching it. No way, I take it back.

I did see it one or two on YouTube. Thanks. Like it's really for me. It's been more of a TV show kind of thing. Yeah. I feel like a hipster I'm like excuse me Back it was a funnier die whatever Yeah, yeah, well those people get fucked up

Yeah, there's one one of my you can't remember who it is with the woman It is what it's one of the I can't remember which drunk history it is but it's a woman doing it Come on You get like me so fucking hammered and one point she's just like you know she sit on the couch She's like I have a blanket kind of just laying down So then it like cuts and then she continues telling a story She's laying down on the couch like in a blanket telling the story So you know it goes back to the the story the reenactment stuff and then it cuts back to her and she's like wait

We did I take my pants off for some reason? Oh I forgot I'm wearing a skirt. Okay never mind Like she almost like got alerted, like, wait a minute. Oh, it's a skirt, never mind. She just thought she wasn't wearing pants. There was one from this past season, again, it was a woman whose name I can't remember. But she's one of the drunks I've ever seen. She goes, gonna have my cheesy bread now?

And they're like, what? It's like the cheesy bread I brought with me. I get it like some man's, because she's got like some dominoes cheesy bread now and they're like, what? It's like the cheesy bread I brought with me. I get it like some man's, because she's got like some dominoes cheesy bread. She's like eating. That's why when I'm drunk, you have to live my favorite part about it. Drunk history is, you know,

I assume that just film in, like in the older ones, they're just filming like somebody's apartment, like in office, or whatever, but it's just like a couch. Yeah, I hope they don't drive somewhere. Yeah, hey, drown down in the studio. But the funniest thing to me is not just the drunk person, it's's just like a cow. Yeah, I hope they don't drive somewhere. Yeah, yeah, hey, drown down in the studio. But the funniest thing to me is not just the drunk person, it's not just like the vomiting,

it's when they always spill the drink behind the table on like that in the house. You know what I mean? There's like something all the way in the corner of the room and like, and you see your break and like, oh shit. And then you're like, it's fine, we'll get it. And then you pull out the furniture to get it to shit. Like, that's my nightmare, you know?

Like, he spilled something in the crack between my bed and my wall. You know, that's just like a worse thing ever to wake up to. That happened in the Ben Franklin episode. The dude knocks it over. It's like a cranberry vodka that's huge too. It's like this big and he knocks it over behind a table. And the director's like, no, it's fine.

It's cool. He's like, I could help if you need it. But he's so gone that you can, he's not gonna get up and help. You're just pouring. For like 15 seconds. Like, you just hear it hitting the floor. It's just like a stream. The best is when they incorporate that stuff into the reenactment stuff. Like there's the one with uh some I think some woman had a dog with her and so it like this like the guy's acting like a bar like these two guys talking at a bar all of a sudden the bartender starts barking. Like what the hell is like oh and then it cuts it there. Her holding this dog up now and I was like, oh, okay.

I think that happened in the Edison episode too, because they got a John C. Riley. And he starts like, he's doing a demonstration as, oh no, Edison, who is it, Tesla? Yeah, he's Edison, Chris McLaughvers, Tesla. No, that was the reverse. Oh, maybe he's the only one. You're right, because it's about Tesla.

Yeah, that's right. Because Edison was an asshole. Yeah. But yeah, I think the dude starts vomiting in the middle of the actual story So don't see Riley just starts like sneezing and making awkward faces like Cut the way to some dude just chunk in My favorite is when they fumble the words or they'll be like Edison went to Tesla and he was like do like like what the fuck like what the fuck man

You know like they do this like not like a script at all and they'll have the actors do it, like you know, like Jack Black or John C. Lyre, they'll be like, I like, what the hell man? Like you wonder how many attempts it took them for their mouth to match the ramblings of a drunken, like man or woman. Yeah, you wonder how many times they'd listen to that audio

and they're like, what do you get to match this? I'm always trying to say. The one with the drunken woman you were talking about who thought she was naked, the Zoe, Zoe additional, that's how you pronounce it, right? Okay, she's an it. The one with the drunken woman you were talking about, who thought she was naked, the Zoey did Zoey dishenelle, that's how you pronounce it, right? She's an owl, that's right. Yeah, and she's talking to...

Oh yeah, it's about Lincoln, that's what it is in the world. Lincoln and the African American man, whose name I cannot remember, it's gonna really piss me off historically. But anyways, she was just thanking him for the speech that he made, and she was like, he would have fucking loved that. Yeah, she was like, you're awesome. You're talking awesome. It's like a steamroll. Anyway, good job.

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I'm good. I got some. I saw that the animated adventure finally came out of us and our our bathroom encounter. I was accurate, very accurate. People asked me to do it like, were you, what was the know? Were you like death starring at like no like Darth Vader? I'm like kind of and half like no god please why is this happening right now? I wish I had the name. I know. I was sad that that moment had happened. I finally had someone walk in on me.

Because I walked in on Chris before and saw Chris side-ass. Oh, really? That was it. Yeah. Now I was the side-ass. You're Maris? Yeah. He's got a good butt.

It was okay. It was kind of crazy. Wait, where the hell were you walking in on each other? It was probably that. This is at the... Mine was the annex, the annex. Oh, toilets to the side. Oh.

Like, when you walk in, if someone's sitting, you two there left side. Oh, okay. Was there in if someone's sitting you to their left side. Oh, okay Wasn't all right in that door. Yeah, no shit. It was Kristen use it Yeah, the lock you when you were inside you thought it locked but it didn't actually go all the way into Backing some you weren't secure dude if my pants are coming off I will fiddle with that Oh shit I was at a car dealership the other day I had to take my father and lost car to the dealership to get some work done And when you go into the stall and you lock the door the outside door handle illuminates red It was a light bulb in the fucking door handle so when you lock it it's red Wow, that's awesome

That's the ultimate light we should get an on air light for the toilet, but you like on on pot On the pot. Yeah. On pop. Yeah. It would look like a leaf. That's a different life. Speaking of which, I'm I haven't been doing it too much. I haven't been on the podcast since before packs. Oh yeah. So I went to Washington State for packs where Seattle weed is it weed is legal. That is like going to another country.

Like I picked up a newspaper, like they have their version of the Austin Chronicle, right, so they're getting the call to stranger. And you look at the back page, and it's just pot delivery services, not like all, and we're just like, you know, this is like competing with each other about what they can bring down.

Is that what you'd recommend? Like, would they were better? Yeah, there's, yeah. So apparently there's like competing with each other about what they can bring down. You're right, that you'd recommend. Like, was there ever a way to get the other stuff? So, apparently, there's only one place in Seattle where you can actually go to and legally buy marijuana. But apparently, since there's only one place, it's always empty. Like, they always sell all the shit you need. Yeah, so like, now there's like this gray market, delivery service stuff that's popped up.

Gotta flood the market. Yeah, that, so it's really, really easy. really easy to invest in that one place, just to make a bowload of money. I, uh, you'd be straight because you don't have enough supply. But at one point, I was at, I was at an intersection. I was, it was a red light. I was waiting to cross it. This car pulled up to the red light stopped and as do it pulled up this giant

massive bomb. The red light, but it's like it just disappeared back down. Like that guy's lost a 10. Oh Ten the feature of the car I don't think that's Being legal that's like the equivalent of Someone like with a crockpot in their front seat like they sell those they sell crockpot so you can plug into your cigarette lighter That sounds like a horrible idea. They fill it like oil. Yeah, it's like keep it warm while you're going to a party or something like that Right, like that's the equivalent to me. Yeah, like dude. Can I get like an electric bon for my car? Cuz pulling over and stopping is just too much trouble

Like I know it's legal, but I want to smoke my bon while I'm driving Just going to get like a fucking bonhat or something somehow like put the weed in the helmet I'd want an extra button for that to push and have it like come out from the floor like boom is ready we can do like you can do like an airline like have a mask drop yeah yeah yeah the pressure reduces in the car please take a hit of the bomb

if you get too sober, the mask will automatically deploy if your anxiety is increasing, please. So I mean, how was Seattle? How was Seattle? I mean, that effect the city, I mean, aside from, you know, not at all.

But I mean, like, so you just kind of see it, I mean, people smoke in public, or I think legally you're not supposed to like smoke it on the street. Okay, but I mean, the whole city smells like weed. I think legally you're not supposed to smoke it on the street. But the whole city smells like weed now. Like you're just walking down the street and you're like, it smells good.

That person, that person, you can see people with joints. And even homeless dudes are like, hey, do you have any weed? Like, there's no money in here. There's no rights in the stores. I want money for weed. Now I can just ask straight for weed. I appreciate your honesty, sir. And no, no, I'm not. Man, so the stores. I want money for weed. Now I can just ask straight for weed. I appreciate your honesty, sir. And no, no, I'll not.

Man, well, so what do you think about that? Like, do you think, I mean, so now we have Colorado in Washington, have legalized, or as much as they can legalize, I mean, recreational marijuana. Do you think that's going to be something that will now spread? Because I think what happened, like, they're making a lot of money on taxes, and there aren't riots in the street

like people were per think that are something. That fact that Colorado's seeing like significant like much greater revenue than they expected. Yeah. And like you said, no, there's really no negative consequences. I think we're going to start seeing more widespread adoption. Although while I was in Washington state, I did see a story that there was a woman who was being, she had been arrested because she caused a car accident, not because she was drunk drunk but because she had smoked too much marijuana. Like they had there's no like breathalyzer for the molester. So she was involved in a wreck someone died and that's to do a blood draw on her. And they determined that her THC level was over the legal limit. So you I mean there is it's not yeah you know that's not like no one gets her. Yeah right so I mean it's still you know someone like that has a

probably has a chance that they're gonna be drunk or Yeah, I think there's gonna be different ways to regulate it as well, but I can I can absolutely see it happening in our lifetime Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I mean Texas might take a while I don't know. I mean Texas like it's kind of one of those sort of like It's Texas is weird because we have we have all these conservative Republicans in Texas Which are very much like small government, small government. But we're going to regulate what you do in your bedroom, and we're going to say you can't smoke this or take this. And it's like, no, that's kind of your sort of going against yourself.

But I mean, it's, it's a big enough state that it will, it will kind of, you know, cow-tow to what everyone else does eventually. I think eventually, but I mean, it's, if Texas is one of them, it's going to be fucking a long time. I don't see it being like the first 10 states. No, no, it's gonna be fucking a long time. I don't see it being like the first 10 states. No, no, it's gonna take a long time. It's gonna have to, like the neighboring states are gonna have to do it first. We're gonna be driving out of state. Well, I mean, it's for a long time.

They were saying that gambling might become legal here in Texas because basically it's, I think New Mexico, Oklahoma, and Louisiana, all of legal gambling. And because of that, they see this money driving away from Texas. Like there are huge gambling places The town I grew up in here in Texas has a casino. Oh, yeah, because there's a An Indian reservation there and I think it's the only casino in Texas. Yeah, yeah You'll see billboards for it every now and then in Austin like just a three and a half hour drive away

But like my parents they drive to Oklahoma about once every other month month, whereas like they go like it's like two miles past the border is like the first casino and they go there all the time. And I've been to Lake Charles a number of times in Louisiana. I think even like if you're down on the coast like a corpus or Galveston, they have like cruise ships that you can get on. They like sail out like 20 miles from the coast. They like activate a bunch of, they activate a bunch of like slot machines and gambling. They just get there for a few hours and they just like come straight back. And then the pirates take your money and leave. I remember this thing that there's no way

it could have been legal. Like as a kid, I'm like this, this shouldn't be here. But I used it all the time. There was an arcade in like the mall near my house. And I was, you know, it was probably like a teenager, like 14, you know, 13, 14 or whatever. And, you know, it's probably like a teenager like 14, you know 13, 14 or whatever and You know, I was just like your standard arcade kind of you know not too small, but not huge And it's too proud. Yeah, she's like all that and the you know the racing machines and I had like some of the that was like back when you know

Like oh virtual, you know, you like putting thing down on your face and be like $8 fighting sharks But in the corner like way in the corner where no one ever was, was this tiny little slot machine, right? But it took real quarters and it gave out money. Really? It was a real working slot machine and you almost always won. I would always go there and put in, I swear to God, like out of every dollar I'd get like $2 back.

Do you ever wear a silver one? Yeah, the arcade gone, but I'm just like I'm like this is like a fucking rubbish. This is real money like it's actual quarters It wasn't even tokens. It's like you put in a quarter and if you won you got quarters and I'm just like is this It's just a game Yeah, I'm just like it seems like this would be illegal like you can't put this in a kids arcade like just like hey kids gamble your money I was just always weird to me. It was just it was just a random little machine like this big in the corner It's oversight for some time. Yeah, yeah, it's like no one ever used it I would always go and fucking use the song

The hell is like man, I'm running long quarters to play games. Let me go make some more. I'm not even kidding That's what I do that's like free money That happened to me actually when I was in Melbourne, a supernova last time. I was at this bar and I was like, what's around behind there? Like, oh, yeah, slot machines. Like what? And like, they just had like slot machines behind the bar. I mean, like, you know, around like the corner from the bar. I was like, oh, I just guess it's totally legal here. That's kind of cool. What's gambling? What are the policies you should probably know in Australia? Like, I think it's I mean it's at least legal in Melbourne because we actually we gambled in when we were out there for packs. And I mean we both made some money actually.

And I know it's legal in at least a few different places because I think they also have an gold coast as well. Yeah, that's right. Gold coast they do for sure. I don't know about Sydney, but yeah, I'm excited. I'm going to Vegas this weekend. So I'm very, very pumped out of Vegas. Where you stand. I'm staying, you want to say?

Not sure yet actually. Yeah, yeah. Talk me later. No, I'm still I'm still like very pumped out of the Vegas. I'm staying, you want to say? Not sure yet, actually. Yeah, talk me later. No, I'm still, I'm still, I've booked my room. I've got to fly, but I don't have my room yet. Exactly, so I don't know where I'm going to stay, but. You stay at the MGM, there's Lions, like real Lions. They have Lions too. They have Lions too.

I'm serious. I think. But I'm excited. I love gambling, and I'm psyched a lot. No, I'm not giving netty. But I'm going to go watch some football and stuff too, and I got friends out there, so I'm not giving netty. But I'm going to go watch them football and stuff too. I got friends out there so I'm pretty. Man, it's funny.

I was just seeing Vegas this past week. I'm just going to make a smile. I just took a vacation and I just took a trip. I'm about to take a trip. I just took time off. Yeah, there you go. Come on, just thinking, you know, leave Friday night. Just leave Friday night, go out and come back Sunday morning.

We gonna watch college football all day on Saturday. We do some gambling, play some crafts. Have some bro bonding. Yeah, bro bonding. We never gonna be with Jack. Yes. We made some bonding crafts, man. I got you into crafts, right?

Alan got me into crafts. Which I got Alan into crafts. You tried to get me into crafts first. Yeah, but I'd never been a Vegas with you. I don't think, okay. And then I happened to be there with Alan. Yeah, I went to the GameStop managers' exp last year and out those Allen and Chris were there and our friend Jared Who works for MLG and like we all went out and I had one of those like foot long strawberry

Dacquery things whatever and just wrecked my stomach so like we all went out and then I was like I got to leave guys So I went back to my hotel. They went out and played crafts And they they all earned like a thousand bucks a piece and like God damn it The one time I can't do it and like they all win learn to hold your daikry. I know Same thing with me when I drink margaritas if I have like a frozen margarita. I get tummy aches because it's so sweet I can drink like 50 beers like a drink hard liquor. I drink a strawberry What's funny is over the break? I know it's not funny. You know what's funny is over the break. I know it's not funny, I don't know why I said that.

Over the break I started. It's not a funny situation. I started watching the character cards. And just watching that show is like, man, I want to start drinking whiskey. Against the like, I like pause the show, went to the liquor store and just like bought whiskey. I do like sit there like anytime I watch it.

And this drink was like, I love margaritas and decrees. I can drink that no problem. But usually if it's like hard liquor, I can't do it alone. Like whiskey by itself, nah, fuck that. I can do whiskey sour, that's fine. But ugh, I had a friend in college who drank scotch

all the time, same thing, disgusting. I want no part of the thing. I'm not a scotch fan, I'll drink whiskey in bourbon, but I can't do scotch. You know, it's funny, again, I'm saying it's funny. I don't know why I keep saying that. One time, here's a go. This is a serious podcast.

Jeff and I used to have this thing where we wanted to try to go to every bar in Austin. Like any place that's sold liquor, we were gonna go to and we've been to tons of them. There used to be a place downtown a six street called the Dacary Factory. Oh yeah. And they just had like walls of Dacary machines,

you get all different kinds. Where did it go? Why? It became cheers, I think, the shop bar, right? Some were around there. Yeah. And so one day we didn't want to go, but we, the shop bar, right? She's somewhere around there. Yeah. And so one day, we didn't want to go, but we have to go.

We're just going to go into every bar. Let's go into Dacry Factor. We'll have one drink and we'll leave. So welcome to the Dacry Factor. And we sit down and a witch comes over to take our order. And we tell her, you know, whatever, stupid Dacry. Yeah. She leaves.

And then another witch comes to take our order. And we say, oh, no, no, no, we already ordered with the first one. She's like, oh, OK. Then, you know, the second witch comes comes back with our drinks instead of the first one Oh, what happened? Oh, yeah, this is my table. Oh, like oh, we like you much better that other which was talking shit about you anyway She was like what? Yeah, she was saying some shit about you and like we started making something up

She's like that bitch She had like her little trace. You like slam it down on the ground and like ran into the back of the ball We're like, oh Like it was just like a Like it is a joke and like apparently there was some shit going on between them She was pissed off But yeah, I think it became cheers Oh, she got some. That's awesome.

That's awesome. Oh man. But yeah, I think it became cheers. Yeah, that place had been there forever. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of stuff like that. Remember paradox? Oh yeah, yeah.

On fifth and like, yeah. For the Trinity, I thought. All right, no, no, it wasn't on fourth. No, wait, wait. No, it was on fifth. It was on fifth for sure. Okay. Yeah, because this is one block south of a sixth street.

But yeah, that was the 18 and up dance club. So all the high school kids were old enough for the last time. I made them a stick of going there once. And I was like 22 or 23. Oops. I walked in and it was like phone party night. And there was phone everywhere.

I was like, I'm not doing this. I was like turning around and walked out. You like grandpa Simpson thing or you walk in and just do a loop when you go back out. Nope. Yeah, that's just the use. It was like, it was absolutely disgusting. I'm not sitting with my home party.

Never been to a phone party. What did a phone party become a good idea? Who thinks like let me go cover myself in soap and stuff. Right. By other people. Rays. I think it's like I like bubble baths. Glow sticks and foam. Maybe other people will like bubble baths. Yeah. Well, standing up and being hot and sweaty. I had some friends who went to one in college and I know that one of them she was very disturbed because she went in like a Bikini top I guess and I guess some people use that as excuse of like oh no, I've slipped on you I removed your clothing. Oh no, and she was like and I'm not doing it again So it's kind of like warded me off from it. I'm like I'm good. I don't need to do the phone party thing

Yeah, you don't want to know what's happening beneath the phone. I don't like to like phone level I don't know what you're going on down there. level. I'm not, I'm not. You don't want to know what's going on down there. There's so many condoms and bandages everywhere. Maybe sometimes you simultaneously. I know. Do you think maybe next year? Which one do I use to protect me? Alright.

This may be next year, a dashed-on will do foam pits. Oh man. The thing is bring out the foam. It'll just be, the pictures will be like, if everyone gets 15 minutes in the foam pit. It'll just be like a guy with a fire extinguisher. Everyone just like this in the fucking waiting. Is it just an urban legend that STDs or I guess STIs now can spread the phone parties because to my understanding, diseases or can

sometimes be something that you are born with and you are not, although you can be born like yes, because you drink your brother's breast milk, but I've been told the disease is something that you are born with and you are not although you can be born like yes Yes, because we drink your brother's breast milk, but I've been told the disease is something that's not your brother's breast milk mother He's in mothers, but you know your brother can be breastfeeding you I'm progressive So it's changing STI yeah basically so my understanding it's disease They decided it could be something that is out of your control and infection could be something that has happened because of Actions that you have taken and you have become infected. Here's my explanation to why it changed because Gavin's here

fair enough every time someone says SDD he's like it's a STR not STD. He has a fucking fit about it that's why she said STI. I just to say it because like I'm American fuck you Gavin. I say what I want. Speaking of Gavin we have that Gavin is I'm sure. Yeah. Two short two. I wasn't stuff that he said. I was supposed to wear that shirt, but I forgot that Someone sent me this crystal palace jersey. Nice Brian. Thank you Brian So I got a deal with Sony you like I have to Be Ryan it's got my name on the back to it. Yeah, I thought it was a messy jersey

But it's not a player name soror. Did he actually get it? It's no player. Yeah, there's no. So I thought it was a mess, you Jersey, but it's not. Is there a player name, Sirollard? Did he actually get a name for it? It's no player. Yeah, there's no Patillos in any professional sports. So, oh yeah, there's the Gavinisms. Okay, there you go. So it's like, you could have some crazy stuff. If you think about it, it's a lot of value in that shirt.

Each of those sayings could be its own shirt. It's one shirt with like all those sayings. I feel like an infomercial. But it is $130. It's still a great deal. Yeah. For one easy payment, you get 20 jokes. What was it? Sorry, you go back a second. I feel like I stopped over the Lensy store.

What were you saying about phone parties and STGs? Oh, just that's it. Like I heard there's an urban legend that put perhaps if you're at a phone party, you could contract an STI unwillingly just because like people's bodies are all up in the foam yeah so you're making like a pool of STIs for you to wait in. Is that like a it's like a standing hot tub? Yeah kind of. Yeah you can manage to make it sound even worse somehow. Yeah that sounds gross. Have you guys had any unfortunate hot tub experiences? I don't know. I don't think so. I don't have a lot of hot tub experiences. It's so fucking hot. I got Texas. I got these are like little beers. Yeah, we have baby curries. I got really

drunk in a hot tub years ago. Gosh, you're not supposed to drink in them. I know. That's on the side. It gets the rules. It's it's it was years ago when we went to Sundance it's the time that I peed on that snowman I don't know if you know that story I'll tell tell the whole story but let me start with the hot tub okay so we went out to Sundance and it's it's a really small town so you have to like stay at someone's condo kind of like Airbnb or home away so we rented a condo and a bunch of people were staying there like 15 of us in this like little three bedroom condo and in the condo, kind of like Airbnb or home away. So we ran into condo and a bunch of people were staying there, like 15 of us in this like little three bedroom condo. And in the condo complex, there was a hot tub. So in January and a ski resort, so there's tons of snow everywhere, and I was like, it'd be awesome to go out, you know, in this freezing cold weather and just get in

the hot tub and drink a bottle of vodka. So I did that and I went out and got in the hot tub. A bottle of vodka. Right. Good morning. And I got really and got in the hot tub. I drink the bottle of hot dry. Good morning. And I got really, really fucked up. Really? And to the point where the hot tub wasn't very far from the condo, it was maybe 50 feet. And I couldn't walk it, I couldn't make it. And along the way, someone had made a snowman.

And I really needed to pee really bad. So I was like, oh, fuck it, I was drunk, I ended up my pants and started pissinging over the snowman And like about halfway when I'm halfway through the person who the snowman came out of their condo They're like, what are you doing? And they were like She said she said you know, I created all you could do is stand there and destroy it I was like I said I'm the destroyer

and destroy it. I was like, I said, I'm the destroyer. I'm your female or his snowman. Who the fuck comes outside? He's a drunk ass dude pacing out of snowman. And the reaction is, how dare you? I created that. You know, you're like, this guy's fucking crazy. I would be like, whatever dude, you're banging it. Just stay, I'm going back inside. I went back to the condo, threw up on the wall,

locked the bathroom door and passed out in the bathroom. That's a nice one. You're going to take it off his hat and thrown up in it and put it back in there. I woke up the next show to carry up his ass. I woke up in the middle of the night. I went out to the couch in the living room, passed out on the couch, and I woke up at 7 a.m.

and David, I woke up at 7 a.m. because I could hear the you spin me, right? Right. And I was like, what the fuck is is that and I opened my eyes and David's elder had a laptop with meat spin I just don't think you understood that snowman artist There's so many dangers about just drinking in water like I've got drunk in a pool before We're just sitting there like you know hang on a pool a pool, like, you know, like, you know, like mid level, whatever, like chest level. Like, check the water.

Yeah. And then you start drinking and then it's like, you don't realize how drunk you are because the water's helping you up. Yeah. You get out and it's like, oh, god. You go from like, buzz to annihilated, like in those three steps to get out of the pool.

The water is like, pre-drunk, like you're already sluggish and slow to get through the water and then you get out and moving the same speed Dude, that's like Gavin and I you know and Lindsay and sometimes barbers with us and Meg We go swimming at our complex and when we make the riot punch like I have absolutely I've absolutely blacked out like one or two times Like being awake. I just don't remember it. Yeah I just like I don't remember the afternoon because it's just like hey We're in the pool and, oh, there goes my memory. Especially the ride punch. And it's Sunday afternoon.

How completely obliterated you are. That's the whole, you know, the animated adventure with Lindsey getting drunk and passing out. Yeah. I had punch, man. That was where we were at the pool party and there's like a false sense of security there because it's only like four feet deep. So hopefully you wouldn't like fall in and drown like someone pull your ass out and you know we just walk back to our apartment it's like what can happen yeah and then you know I you know I walked out my apartment and I got out of a pool I mean well I got to the top step and realized oh I can't walk so I crawled so my friends is looking to be laughing it was his house and so he's looking

to be laughing I'm like where can I throw up and he was pointed away and I crawled on his grass as far as I could then I started There's and then his little dog get a little jolly Me and like God next to me, and I was like jelly bean no real Jamie Jack is fucked up. I guess you watch jelly beans. You go get them free joe bean And then they throw me in the guest room and then I I don't like I remember waking up the next afternoon or like the next day the next like You know midday, and I was like what happened like oh you were gone Well, even on that RTA story when you know I blocked Michael L. The apartment

I've told Michael this but I was like the part that they left out to is like, I was so drunk that I realized like, I usually am aware of myself enough to be like, I'm way too wasted, I need to get myself home or in a bed or something, can't be here any longer. So I reached that point in the pool and they're all still hanging out, partying, having fun. And I was like, I have to go, I'm gonna go, but I didn't wanna make it weird

and be the person who's like, I'm too drunk to handle myself, I was like, I have to go to the bathroom, okay? That's it. So I'm leaving the part of the pool. I opened the gate and I threw up, but because I was so determined to get back, I was like, no. And I just shoved it back into my mouth.

I kept going. Yep. Just swallow as you hold it in your mouth. No, I held it in my mouth. And so I went home, I was like, no. Oh, it's not here. It's not now. It's like a two minute walk. There's gotta be bushes. Yeah, there's like, hey, Lindsay, how you doing?

Just holding in her mouth next to the grass that's littered with dog shit. Don't ruin that person. I just didn't want them to see and judge me. It's more a perception. God forbid you big you know gavin and i judge you i'm stumbling all over the place but dammit i'm not going out of the sample of high-class there's no more drunk not puke drunk there's some video i can't remember who filmed it you filmed it or barber film that are something there's one day where we're just like so

absolutely drunk at the pool i'd like barely remember it and gavin i have a conversation and like i'm it. And Gavin and I are having a conversation. And like, I'm standing talking to him and practically like falling over while I'm just standing because we were busing like drying off after we got out of the pool. And we're talking about something, whatever.

And I hear it doesn't to me first. I do it to him. I can't remember. One of us is just like, shut up. And they just pull her up like a cup of beer all over the other one's head. I think he did it to me first. I can't remember.

He was just like shut up Michael and I'm just like alright. So then I was talking to him and then like 30 seconds later I was like you bitch and then I poured all over him and he's just sitting there like this like slouching, getting beer poured all over him, just going like, no, no, we do it! I'm watching it like the next day and we look like fucking man-babies who look like we're like three years old. You do it, no you, and whoever's filming us is like, yeah they're pretty fucked up. I think it was bad. I. It was bad. I think in that same video, I'm trying to tell Barbara's story

and this is, they're not worth it. The conversation, they're not a way, we were arguing about and pretty sure we got in an argument and that's why we threw the beer at each other was we were talking about pre-come. If I'm not mistaken, that was the conversation.

It's a heated topic. It was. I was, we were discussing the difference and if there's a thing between pre-come and post-come. And this was the argument way in Go up Gus and Jack. Oh, no. Is there a difference? Oh, no All right, I mean, it's the same thing, but my point is like you have time

You're like about to go because that's what it does to like clean out the pipes and make sure it's all ready for delivery of baby That's the whole point. That's what the human body does But then after you're done, it's like ah cool and then like three minutes go by and then you get dribble and then it's like Where like the rest comes out to clean it out next time? That's the noise it makes actually like the post for it's the same thing, but it's afterwards So I was arguing with Gavin like yeah, but it's more like post come. He's like it's not so it isn't It's not so. It isn't. I'm cool with it so long as you don't pour beer on me. Yeah, we're like yelling this at the pool of our complex. There's like nobody there, but it's pre-combed. No, it isn't. That's not the difference. So Gus, you have an ad read. Do you want to do

right? No, wait, I've got a few minutes to kill. I have to talk about something. My favorite kind of drunk though is like when you're in your house and you're drinking and you become the doctor octopus thing, where you just grab everything to walk around like I had to keep myself upright so I just grab on to anything I can. I'm like your mom is in like, I don't do it again. I'm like, I'm trapped. I'll live in the place. Where's that old tits?

Where's that woman with a three titty? I need extra stability. You didn't do the tick wrap but that reminds me of Bernie. I don't know if it was new years. It was, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was new years and you got a little people at his house and he got obliterated. Like he was fucking. Oh, that was your. Yeah, drunk Bernie is a psych to see. The night he was just freaking out. He was like bringing up any sort of like podcast story or anything. He was screaming out his fucking cat. Like he says like, like he was like Joe the cat. I love him check this out

Jay fucking piece of shit Fuck out of here, and then Joe's just like standing there. He's like, he knows I don't mean it You know and then the other thing he did was he was wearing like an overcoat or just some kind of jacket and he was I I think it started one way and then went another way But he at first thought he was like a vampire and then turned into he was, I think it started one way and then went another way, but he, at first thought he was like a vampire and then turned into he was invisible, so he kept taking the coat and just being like, you can't see me, you can't see me, and he was holding the coat up to cover his face, and he just kept running up to people going, I'm invisible, I'm invisible,

and it was like 1 a.m. I'm like, you are fucking gone. It was ridiculous. There's no way you remembered that. Yeah, I showed up I showed up briefly had like one drink and then left. I was like I fucked up Do briefly remember you being there? Yeah, I guess I've experienced with drunk Bernie I had a party I had one I've had one party. I was there. I'll proud of it too drunk Bernie showed up never again This animated adventure. Yeah from that I think. He's a character for sure. Which I watched him be born. He didn't show up.

He was normal. The transformation happened a lot. It's a lot of serious. It's a drunk Bernie. Have you dealt with drunk Michael one on one? I mean, I've been having to kill a podcast. I've met drunk Michael before at the Tikila podcast at New York Comic Con.

I met drunk Michael. That was like bad drunk Michael for sure. Though you met Drunk Gus there too. That's true. That's true. Oh, okay, that part, that was all right. That was the drunk arm wrestling. Yeah.

You're a happy drunk though, right Gus? Yeah, usually. You don't seem to be too angry. I'm a very happy drunk. When I get drunk, I'm having a good time. And I'll make sure everyone else is too. Yeah, you're like walking around. Yeah, exactly. We're looking at Jelly Beans. very happy drunk when I get drunk I'm having a good time and I'll make sure everyone else is to you like walking around

Yeah, we're looking at jelly beans But nothing's worse than like a sad drunk where it's like they drink and it's like oh Man, I've met many of those yeah, they get too drunk and they start telling you about like their super life problems Oh, they're like wow, oh, yeah, or the person they could have had a good of Where they're life wrong. Yeah, or the person they could have had. I could have been. So, man, it's like God damn it. I've been to several parties where they're talking about the person they could have been with

as the person they could have been with is like right next to me. I'm like, I'm so sorry. Oh my God, I'm so sorry about that guy. You know where some of the person they're with? Yeah, that person there. Ooh, yeah. Oh, so sorry, goodness. What?

Yeah, don't be a sad drunk. He's the moral of this story. I'm happy to control it, can you? I don't know. Maybe. I don't be a sad drunk is the moral of this story Can you I know maybe I know if I drink a lot of whiskey I normally which I normally don't but thanks to house of cards. I'm doing it again if I drink whiskey I Chent want to fight more I get them I get a little bit of a riled up. I get a little punchy Michael says I get punchy She gets drunk Lindsay gets kind of mean It's not me like on necessary. It's more a mean unnecessary, it's more like, it's fine, you know how, you know how she, like, net, she always smiling, it's just like weird.

You know what I mean? It's not normal how happy she is all the time. I'm just excited to be here. She's always like happy about everything. Like the vinegar that we all have of like shit that pisses us off. You know, be it to even the thing of like the fucking asshole cut me off, like the car, that Lindsey comes out like a thousand percent.

She's like, she had that fucking cut was looking at me. I'm just like, all right, I mean that's our waitress. like a thousand percent she's like she had that fucking cut was looking at me I'm just like all right. I mean that's our waitress I have to rain or in sometimes like okay, they will take the check now We will bitch have the the non-cont weightless brim I like the looks to this bitch over here. Yeah it's it's always interesting how how people react this especially when you when you know someone but you've never seen them drunk and you get drunk with them the first time you're like oh wow this this person's totally

different. It's funny you see that too and you kind of did it like in the introduction to you where you're like, oh, it's drunk us. Like people always say it's like a different person. They're like, oh, it's no longer Jack. It's drunk Jack. That's who we're dealing with right now. That's also generally like when you put the drunk at the beginning means you're like fucking wasted like seven drinks in drunk. No one has two beers.

No, like those drunk us. Well, see, but it's like your dick might come out drunk like you know what to expect but see but then if you say like oh like Michael's drunk like that's usually like negative you know but it was like oh it's drunk Michael it's not a bad thing it's like a happy uncle who's come to visit you yeah yeah yeah yeah drunk Michael's my friend hey drunk us is like, Gus is drunk. He wants to do a podcast right now. I will fight that, I'll fight that, I'll fight that, I'll fight that, it's like, okay, don't say anything.

Yeah, Gus is drunk. Yeah, he's drunk. That's our friend Andrew stays with us a ton's time. Drunk Andy's like the most ridiculous fucking thing ever. I've never laughed more in my life every time. I can't wait for him to come over just so I can feed him liquor and film it. Like Gavin and I filmed a whole fucking ridiculous thing at Paxi when we were hanging out with him. And I ended up showing it actually at the last RTX, a video together and I showed it at our panel.

He smashed his head against the wall. Dude, he's so drunk off three rummookcoaks. He's like stumbling down the longest hallway in history of a hotel. We're like all the other end. And he's just rubbing his head like against the wall but there's parts where the wall dips and comes back and it's like like over and over again and as soon as we get in the apartment like he's on the floor and he's crawling around in these it's great all right so Gus has something up on the elbow jack grew one

I have the dick on my elbow because for science if you're watching and hope you're not watching you're just listening Imagine a an animated version of me with a dick on my elbow and Gus being angry. You're a part of a medical man's sensor drawn one That's amazing. It's a lot easier to draw dick when you just put a sensor bar over it. Yeah It's a lot easier to draw a dick when you just put a censored bar over it. Yeah, I just laugh every time to you that like such talented artists take content that we make that's just most ridiculous thing Like look at my beautiful masterpiece of Jack with a dick on his arm. I spit hours working on this. It was like, I don't know you I think you were a Jack I think you were there because you were there to the At RTX that like Halo Party thing we did,

it was like a Saturday night. I don't know if you saw Lindsay there, someone fucking, I don't know if it was knitted or knitted. Oh yeah. That whole length, I don't know what it is. But it's like a, what is it? What is it called? It's called a sweater dress, technically.

Basically, it's a full length dress, but it's knitted like a sweater. I'll give you a pause, because you wore that damn thing in summer in Texas. And that's why I didn't want to wear it.'s needed like a sweater. I'll give you a pops if you wore that damn thing in summer in Texas That's why I didn't want to worry it like it convinced me club Yeah, I had you know hundreds of people. Yeah, it was hot. I shit commit But it's like beautiful, you know handcrafted must have taken hours and hours days I guarantee you and Beautifully stitched into the front of it in like cursive writing was bitches ain't shit

And I was she was gonna take it off, but she is the one that wears a jacket all the time just because like even when it's 95 degrees out, it's when I'm out of my body. It's you of all people. We're in Austin, Texas for this convention. You will never get more appreciation for this dress than tonight. So I'm just saying you should wear it. So she wore it and like every two minutes someone will stop and you're like, that dress is amazing.

Like every mega 64 dude came up to her separately and they're like, that's the fucking best dress I've ever seen. I'm just like dripping sweat. Yes, you sweat so much. No, it's like, yeah, we get some sweat. Yeah, it was a sweater, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like we got those.

Two guys. Like we got our, we got those stuff, like the stuff animal versions of our Minecraft characters. Yeah. And the girl who made it said they took like 30 to, like 30 to 50 hours depending on what one she did. I think it the girl who made it said they took like 30 to like 30 to 50 hours Depending on what you like 30 hours Gavin's took like 50 years Yeah, the individual patch is

All there is in maybe oh, yeah, there's the bitches in the girl's handle who made that but thank you very much She made a flower crown for us. I think it's inside somewhere right like on the tag or something. I think so I have our apartment Singing up. That's awesome. I dry clean that shit like on the tag or something. I think so. I had our apartment hanging up. That's awesome. I'd dry clean that shit. You got to. We're in the summer. Keep it fancy. Yeah, people are so talented. It makes me sad that I'm not talented. Yeah. Yeah. We play. We play games. Yeah. We play games. I play video games for a living. Yeah, but we are to be fair though. I know no disrespect to the girl who made that because it is incredible. But is she level 26 in Destiny? That's true. Like probably warming treasure has an exotics because my helmet is pretty sweet.

One upgrade from fully up to just the same. How many times is she on the raid? We don't know. Man, I went to Mondo con this weekend. That was the big commission here in Austin. Mondo is the company that runs alongside of the Alamedraft House to do exclusive posters and not doing vinyls and toys and things. Holy shit, talk about talented artists. Yeah, where was the female? Was that down at the... Was it the Marceza? Over by the Highland Mall.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. It's like a smaller theater, but they had two exhibition halls and then a theater for panels and then they had this giant like Mondo 10 outside where they're selling exclusive merchandise and they had like food trucks all over. It was really, really badass. They had a, so they had a Sean of the dead thing where they were selling the vinyl soundtrack of Sean of the dead. And if you bought it, you got a chance to go to a Missed Shooting Gallery where they give you

three vinyl records and they had zombies set up. And if you knocked the heads off three zombies, you'd get like a really premium version of it. Three zombies? Yeah. Anybody managed to do that? Yeah, actually I saw one. Well, I think about, go so,

if you knock off one head, you got one version. If you knock off two or more, you get like the next version. And I did see one guy knock off all three. So if you think you've been practicing for years, he's like, this is me. Like this is it. Oh my God. But, no, it was awesome though.

It was like a lot of fun. Caleb should have been there. But like what I've been training for my whole life. But I went like Katie was working it. So I got in like, it was helping out and stuff. And holy shit, the artist there. Amazing. I met the dude who made Howard the Duck, Katie was working it. So I got in like, it was helping out and stuff. And holy shit, the artist there, amazing. I'm at the dude who made Howard the Duck, which was pretty cool.

Mike McNola, who did Hellboy, he was there. And it's like all these really bad. I started Scott C, who's one of our artist buddies, I guess he was there. He works over at Double Time. Yeah, yeah. And yeah, it was just, it was really, really kick ass. And it was like, in fact, I think man.

Yeah, I guess like Mondo Khan goes on, like, because fantastic fest. Yeah, same time, right? The runs in parallel with Fantastic Fest, at least this year it did. So, they're starting to make me moving the date, because a lot of people like who want to go to Fantastic Fest stuff, you know, like we're at Fantastic Fest, they could have made it a remando fest and then vice versa. Yeah, I always thought it was down near the draft house, and I thought they kind of ran in more in parallel.

Yeah, no, they have a gallery here in Austin on Guadalupe, or like north of campus though, like 45th something like that. Oh, you know, the gym is with a big arm, like that, yes, right next to that. Oh, okay. Yeah, around that area. No, this is a very local podcast talk now, but. But anyway, yeah, I'm on the con like, they had some really, really kickass stuff. And they had like, they, the first Elver,

Mondo, Alex Ross print. So it's an iron giant, Alex Ross print, which is pretty kick-ass So I got that and they have a looper vinyl album that had like gold bricks with like a sheath over it like burnt off and Really, really cool stuff and it's one of those deals where it's like I will spend so much money at this place I saw your tweet. It said it Monocon was NSFW, but it was like not safe for wallet. Yeah, yeah I am even a 3-titted wallet. I just finished like Mondo and the shit out of our apartment. And I just like put up tons of artwork in the living room.

I hung like 20, 25 things. You tweeted about it too, right? Yeah, I made a couple tweets about it. For Lindsay's birthday, I just decided to redecorate the living room. So I bought like tons of, I bought all the mountain prints of like her favorite movies. So we already had the Jurassic Park. I bought years ago like when I first moved here.

But then I got a Lion King print, I got a Terminator alien and back to the future. So it's like I have all five in a row in the living room and That they're so fucking good. Like I've I've felt totally fell in love with that like seriously Well, it's funny like I was walking around that hole and it kind of reminded me like when I was in college A gesture which is the big ass dorm at UT. You stayed at a gesture. A gesture is man for sport. It's all about West. Get out of here.

Anyway, so about like the start of the first few weeks in the semester they have a poster sale. So like down in the lobby area, they just have like tons of posters and you go and buy them like ten bucks or whatever. It's like this is the adult version of that basically. It's just like good art and high quality stuff and not like you know shitty, shitty marijuana posters. When I was a Jimmy, you leave my father Marley poster. Yeah, when I was like 19 20, that was the, you know, I still obviously huge into video games as I am now, but that was the like I'm 19 or 20. When I was 19 20. Yeah, that was a long time.

But that was like the prime phase of like, I love video games. This is what I do but now I have money Yeah, so I just started buying tons of video game posters and shit because my whole life It was just like you get the poster inside the strategy guy that you have to unfold like two times You know and then it's all that's pretty smart Yeah, so I would just I started buying all posters just from all posters.com You know and say they were like 12 15 dollar posters and I wouldn't even frame them I would just get them and tape them on the wall. And they had like a super limited selection,

like only huge games like that. Like Halo and Gears of War and some Assassin's Creed. And I got all that shit. And my whole room was just covered where even my brother, who's nine years older than me, at the time he was doing it. And we were like shit, he wasn't Maryland, but we were like in both of our rooms,

the only place left for posters is the ceiling And we're like do we go to popostas on the ceiling? So I moved and you know my mother of course is like oh, you know make sure you take down your posters I'm like I want that shit like let me bring my posters with me to Austin and now I finally you know Not that I went on like army to bark expensive art, but like the Mondos aren't cheap because they're so, you know, well done and they're really, really, they're all limited to. Every single one, I think the one of the ones I have

the most there is is like 500 of them. Most of them are like 250 only. And it's just really cool to have something, you know, unique that like. What's the printed like on that heavier paper? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's way hard to work. It's like art paper, isn't it?

Yeah, so every single thing I own now is all framed. It's perfectly leveled everything and it's exactly what you're saying It's like this is the adult my So I have I have six like smaller video game prints like over the door that leads to my balcony that they sell that I came over video games Okay, they're like these super awesome 11 by 17 prints and it's like one artist makes them all but it's like oh Oh, are it'sR is the artist. It's that great. You're saying for Lindsey's birthday, you got Well-Hung. Yeah, big time.

Yeah, big time. Big time. I ain't. It's three years. I'm not complaining. I'm not a role-holder. You have a bed? That one.

It starts saving me out. Funny enough, Michael started working out recently. He's actually been doing a, he's been having wave, like protein shakes and stuff. And he was like, oh, do you want one? And just without thinking I was like, oh, no way. And I was like, oh, okay, no way. I get it. Yeah, mine are funny. Yeah, mine come without drawing.

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So we're doing extra life again this year. For those of you who don't know what extra life is, we're basically raising money to help out kids who are in children's hospitals all over the country. I don't know if they're doing all over the world again this year, but they were working on it. So it's a 24 hour stream. I'm going to be doing live from here and maybe some other sites. I'm still working on the final details with that. But like our

other streams we've done in the past, we did operations supply drop in last year's extra life. We're doing another exclusive thing where you can only buy it during that 24 hour period. This year's a little different though. Instead of doing a poster like we have the last two, we're doing a t-shirt. So that's pretty kick-ass. So we're going to be doing a t-shirt and the proceeds from that will be going towards our donation, boosted to the extra life. So yeah, keep an eye on that. October 25th is when it starts. It's going to be 8 a.m. until 8 a.m. on October 26th. And same deals last year is going to be crazy a lot of fun and we're going to get as many

people involved as we can. So I will be here this year. I will not be traveling. You're going to take part. Awesome. I was somewhere last year. Yeah. So it's going to be the same sort of deal. We're basically it's kind of a party here at Rooster Teeth and everyone's invited to come and watch and hang out with us for that 24 hour period.

So I mean, at least watch at home. What's my thing? We are. We are gated. Anyway, you can check out the website. I'm sure we'll have it in the linked up as well. And yeah, you can join our team. We're still looking for people to join us and raise some money And so it's gonna be a lot of fun and yeah, I'm really excited John's working on some some stuff for us

We can farm treasure cave for 24 hours See my coming in rooms dropping to put you on my like I will get any purples I have yet to get a single purple drop anywhere not even the treasure cave not on the moon No, anyway, I think I'm not even on the moon. No It's not that one You can so anyway extra life get you get out and yeah, so again We're gonna be doing it. We're gonna t-shirt is gonna be badass and we raise a lot of money for Dell children's hospital here in Austin last year And we're gonna try to up it. So we raise my head. Yeah, you shaved your head and eight 12 lava cake

Have you had a haircut since then? I've had one. Yeah, I had one right before the wedding. Gotcha Okay, one hair cut so last year we raised about three hundred and sixty thousand dollars and our goal for this year is like I mean my my dream goal would be hit to hit half a million We'll see if that happens, but goal would be to hit half a million. We'll see if that happens. But that would be insane if we can get anywhere near that. So, thank you everyone who came out last time. And so, I am working on some stuff for maybe we can have some fan interaction.

Like, I'm talking to one of my favorite places in Austin about doing an offsite thing. Where we're going to be raising money kind of like doing something we love. Hell, I'm talking to K1. I'm talking to K1 speed about doing some go-carding while we're... Shocking doing it. Hell, I'm talking to K1. I'm talking to K1 speed about doing some go-carding while we're... Shocking! Yeah, Jack! So? I know. So anyway, we're so working out the details that's not finalized yet.

Jack, Jack, I will say this. He loves charity and being a shit out of people while doing charity. Yeah, yeah, go-carding. Yeah, well, go-carding. So, anyway, but there's a lot of stuff coming up. So keep an eye on that and, yeah, I'm excited. I'll give you a live stream so you've had for charity events such as that. I mean, they're great.

It's fantastic to see how many people are just interested in helping out the cause, especially like, you know, we did the streams, and we have a lot of fun, and we're digging around, but the point of it is to help other people. And it's really awesome to see so many people motivated and wanting to help out and go toward that cause. It's pretty cool.

So it would be exciting to see what goal we meet this year. Yeah, well, some of those deals were kind of like fight sort of the impression of people have when you say you're a gamer, like I play video games, like oh, you're in your parents' basement, not doing things like no, no, no. We raised, you know, a third of a million dollars

last year to help charity, you know, like what'd you do last year? It's like, oh, well, nothing. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like, okay. That's right. Yeah. In the police. So, anyway, yeah, so I love it.

I'm a big fan of doing that kind of stuff. So, thank you everyone who supports us and please, if you can, can donate, please do, and at least spread so I love it. I'm a big fan of doing that kind of stuff So thank you everyone who supports us and please if you can can donate please do and at least spread the word of it So what are you gonna eat this year? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't want to plant it You know what happened naturally organically. Yeah, we have a gate now So if like if pizza wants to get here it's a little bit tougher. So I don't know what's gonna happen Sure, I can't film Michael throwing up the lava cakes anywhere. You can't throw up something else You can't film that. Why can't you film it? No, I mean, I can't film Michael throwing up the love of cakes anymore. You got throw up something else. You can't film that. Why can't you film it? No, I mean, we can't do

it again. He's okay. I can't do the same. I'll throw up something else. I thought she made like she couldn't film it like some medical reason. Yeah, that's like the whole part of the video too. I'm like, do you want me to stop filming? Because I genuinely was like, if you feel uncomfortable or you're really gross right now, like, I don't want to be that asshole was like, I'm filming you and he was like no, yeah It was like

As she sang and I'm throwing up in the bowl, but listening what she's saying she's like do you want me to stop? I'm like no, it was like Like that was that was the reaction that the audience even had like she wasn't finished with her sentence and I was like God are you kidding me? Like she wasn't finished with her sentence and I was like, God, are you kidding me? You're going to get the fuck's day. Exactly. Yeah, I'm done. I will say Blaine did a great job with that edit.

Yeah. Rainbows, because that was. Yeah, we did the operation. The operation supply drop was a lot of fun too. I remember you guys doing the drunk Titanfall. Where did you get on Adam's back? No, I was on his back. Okay, you had John in your wagon.

Blaine had to think Kyle on his back or something. I think that sounds his back or something. I think that sounds about right. I was doing Titan sounds, I remember that. I was going, I almost smashed his head in the lights a couple times. It was great, it was great fun. Also Clayton H.

Shit. That's true. We were like sitting and hanging out, however, and he was like walking offset and- He tripped over something. It was something he was like on a platform and he tripped over off off from something but he tripped and he had a beer or a drink of some kind in his hand he went full face forward just like bam hit the ground his arm was straight up and he's drunk that's a fucking thing he's like I got it

it's all good man it's all good and fucking either either that was maybe it was like Friday or something it had to be Friday. No, it was on a Saturday. We did a Saturday to somebody. Okay, so Saturday to Sunday. Monday we had the Monday morning meeting and Matt or Brandon whoever was doing it. It's like, dude, dude, but also Clayton's not gonna be coming in today. It doesn't feel well. I'm ready. He doesn't. I know exactly why. He's got the 24 hour flu He was a trooper though after holding up the drink he got back up who's like no I'm fine. I'm fine. It's good So I'm still trying to figure out like I like the operation supply drop setup

We had kind of like a lounge area to hang out and then like a gaming area I kind of liked that but we're still kind of working on exactly like that It was nice for people to go away like who actually wanted to focus on the gaming aspect and then everyone else who's very drunk Could move away from that. Yeah, and do their things over here like we have with chaos and then we have Dumbled away from yeah, shut my head into a popcorn bowl That's right. There was a lot of popcorn. Oh, that's when we were like jumping over shit to Play no, we just so sexual That's also sexual. Yeah, there was a lot of popcorn.

There was some popcorn. We sold it back in that chair for like $200. This is like a foam party. Yeah. Put popcorn instead. Don't look at the bottom of the bowl, man. If you salt it enough, no SGIs can travel around. You save.

I'm going to find a condom at the bottom of the popcorn. Ah, alright. No. Yeah, actually, we're going to do a foam party for extra life this year. It's all because you're going to get a wall in the pod kiss and just dump in the foam. I do not want to have a foam party with everyone at Rupert. I I'm gonna say that right now. Do not want to be a part of that. We're just a big gross family. That's all we are. That's why I don't want to be in a foam party with my family. Come on grandma. Get on in.

I'm not happy. Grandma liked a party back in the day. Yeah, that's like whenever I see old people, I was wondering about that. Like, what kind of crazy shit was this person into like when you're like When they were a teenager or they were like I feel like I can say this sorry family Anyways, yeah, that's what it started with I had nothing to do with it mom and dad We've mentioned it before but like certain there's points were like old elder people. They'll say things

You're like, oh my god. Wow. That was so like risque or so like ooh That was so saucy, but like I specifically one time I was hanging out with my grandmother and what if her friends and I was just over visiting Trying to be the nice granddaughter and she was talking to her friend about they got the total toilet Which is like in Japan where like crazy and stuff. It's all fancy high tech and she was explaining it to her friend And her friend was just very confused. My grandmother goes, relax. It's not a sex toy, okay? It's a toilet and I was like, grant what? Not eat!

No! Oh, don't speak about those things. Wow, that was what you apologized for. Yeah, I did it. She's a grandmother. Your grandmother uses a toilet. I'm going to hype it up. She said, sexy.

A toy? Jesus, get out. Oh my god. My family's texting me right now. She's just a friend right now. I can't wait till like 40 or 50 years So now you got like grandma's of like shitty butterfly tattoo That's tribal shit over the bad you have a you have a nine-year-old woman with three tits Like two were sagging in the one still

Just going in our piece at this point. Well, this one's only 30 years old, but these are 70 years old. Oh, no. Oh, no. How do you think? Even, even currently, but especially like older, how do you think that works in the water?

Like with the buoyancy. How is that look? They all think flow down here. Three of them now, she could just like rest her drinks in front of her. Maybe. She'll be, I don't even know how to hit it. I'll cover for that. I mean, like, sure to stuff aren't made for three booths, look they all think low down here three of them now she could just like rest her drinks in front of her maybe I don't know I like you can hit it a cobra I mean like sure to stop art made for three boobs They're really not really not I'm thinking like you know those things you put on your desk where you pull one ball back and he goes

That be your boobs. What about like a seat belt? Lower it. Yeah Car like like like she also did which is she puts it in like I used the third boob you just click it in. Or does she go like over and under? It's like a U shape where it goes over them, like the locks are in a place a little bit safer. They can be safer.

Maybe. So it's for good. I'm curious, there's to see what the, like, if she, you know, if there was any publicity about it, like if she had any statement, like, what the reasoning behind that was. Like, what her goal was? I had line I read what she wanted

to become more unattractive to men. Not saying. men. Nice. I didn't read anymore the story. I saw the picture. I saw headline. I was like, I'm talking about that. I can feel it. There's a couple people that be down for that. Yeah. For heterosexual men, if you're adding a breast, that's usually a good thing. So I feel like you should have gotten the opposite direction. There was a generation of pre-pubescent boys who watched Total Recon and saw the three boob lady and have been fantasizing about it for 25 years. Did they show Total Recon of MondoCon

and they made an exclusive post for it's really, really bad ass. Did it have the three-titted woman? It did not. It was like the Marcy kids. The poster was zoom in on three-tits. And then Arnold was like in one of the nipples. It's like a triptych. It's actually three posters. You have to buy and put them together to make the one big thing. Oh, you can fold it together like a mad magazine

I think I heard Lindsey snort Fuck I forgot about those I do it. I used to fucking love mad magazine It's like my favorite thing in the world was to go to the store and not pay for the magazine And ruin it. I mean, like, oh, sweet. I'm a buy it now. I got my rocks off. Later, like mad and cracked magazine, right?

Like crack was like the cheaper version of mad for some somehow. Yeah. Yeah. I never got it. I never got into that. I think I was like, I missed the whole comic generation. I never got into comics. I never got into comics.

I got into mad magazine that was it like I was explaining I completely agree like I've gotten to some comic lore but sometimes it gets very frustrating because you can have like things that are supposed to be canon in certain laws are certain like timelines of characters but they're totally not canon in another timeline so you're like oh man I remember when Batman did this and someone's like Batman didn't do that okay not in the version I read yeah I right, you're like, I'm like a completionist. I wanna know everything about everything, you know?

And comics is like, well, I'll never do anything. So, fuck it, like I'm out. Like I just didn't start enough at an early age. With these universes, they're so massive that it's, you can't even get into it. It's so big. It's cool, but I don't know. Like I'm more of a, like an arc person.

Like I want a story. I want like something to happen in the go somewhere not really like a never ending episodic kind of thing. That's why like the movie, like the normally movie universe, Marvel Cinematic Universe kind of works out so much better. Yeah. These stories that are like, they have the, you know, the A story, which is like the individual movie.

Right. But then there's this giant over-arcing story too that you can see pieces of like every movie. Right. I can see every movie. I can see 12 movies. Yeah, exactly. I can't read 400 million comics, you know? Yeah. Yeah. So it's kind of like see pieces of like everyone. I can see 12 movies. Yeah, I can't read 400 million comics Yeah, so it's not like everything. I never got the comics. It just wasn't my thing But going off of that you're a huge into anime and you've watched several different

Anime's like no endings that just keep going forever. Yeah, but even those I didn't watch like a lot I mean most of most of my watch like Dragon Ball's yeah I finished just like 280 episodes of that. We did not finish bleach Really the only ones I didn't finish that I started were bleach cuz there's like fucking 500 episodes and Naruto I didn't even done yet. There's like 800 or something Jesus Like maybe like seven. Oh, sorry. Naruto's maybe like five six hundred one piece is like seven or eight hundred legitimately I think they're gonna end the show around a thousand or something.

Sure. Take that, Simpsons. Yeah. That's insane though. Like that's insane. Like I wanna watch the show, but I just like, I don't know when that would ever be possible. Like, all right, let me just sit down

and watch 500,000 hours of it. Like I recently, you know, I got the part on Fairy Tale, which is another anime, and I was super excited about that. And it's actually an anime that I've never seen before. And my character doesn't come in until episode 150. But the show up to English now is at like 130.

I can wrap my head around that. I started watching it maybe like three weeks ago, I'm at episode 98. Wow. So I can plow through like the longer ones, but most anime is like 26 to 50 episodes. So that's like why I love it, you know It's just like this perfect start and then the middle and then it's done, you know

You get the whole thing and there's not like years of waiting. It's not like a week to week TV show because you know Most anime it's out for like eight years, you know before we even see it So it's like here's the whole thing, you know, or you'll get the whole story you buy it and look at the whole thing And they won't even finish it. I know specifically like in a yasha. We talked about how like they won't finish They'll finish the entire show and then people will be so upset by how it finished like oh wait never mind. I'm not here's the end. With the problem of the life of the anime. Here's the Christmas episode.

It's most anime is based on manga, you know, which is like Japanese comic books kind of deal and Japanese like graphic novels like I should say. And a lot of times the biggest most popular ones they're like let's make this a show, but the production is like a million times faster because you get like one manga a month generally speaking, that's like the rate they come out. So they make all the shows, they make all the shows, and then in a year they're like, oh shit, we just caught up to the comic that's been out for four years. And that's like what they did with Walking Dead, you know?

It's also like Dima Throne, Stabby Egg, Dima Throne. It just happens with every single anime ever. And then the point is like, okay, well, do we take a break and just not have a new episode for a year or two while we wait for the comic? Please, you don't want to just get one episode. You got to wait for them to put out like 20 more issues and then you start making it.

Or they just start making up filler, which everybody hates because they're not the people that make the show. It's just like, okay, so we don't want to take a show off the air, but it'll be five more months till we get back to the plot. Let's just make shit up. And then that's what people get bent out of shape over. But that's those are the animals, usually that run like a hundred million episodes. The ones that are trying to come out before the manga's finished.

Is that what they did with a full metal alchemist to? Full metal alchemist is very serious. Full metal alchemist is very serious. Full metal alchemist is very serious. Full metal alchemist is very serious. Because the show came out again, the manga wasn't finished yet. Right about halfway through the show, they reached the end of the manga. So they just made up the whole end. And before the manga was finished.

So then a couple years later, after the manga finished, the show was popular enough. Like, full of my locker-misses is a huge anime. They were like, fuck it, let's just make it again. So same art style, I'd say like 80, 85% of the same voice actors, like a couple people that he couldn't get. It stars two main characters are like the two teenage boys one's voice by an adult actor but the other one was an actual kid

so like he grew up so they had to get in there yeah they get another actress to do it but like the first six episodes are basically the first like 20 episodes of the original series they kind of have to go through the same stuff because it's based on the same source material, and then after that, it's just a completely different show. And so bizarre, they've like, all these characters, there's like new characters that weren't in it, and it's very, like.

You know Scott Pilgrim, the movie version of Scott Pilgrim versus the world was actually, they finished it before the last episode was out, or the last book was out. And so they had shot two different endings. So there's two different, there's one where he gets with Ramona and one he gets with out. And so they had shot two different endings. So there's one where he gets with Ramona and one he gets with knives. And so they shot both of them

and they weren't sure which one they were gonna use. And so I think Brian O'Malley is the guy who does it. He basically said, oh no, he's supposed to get with Ramona. He's like, okay, cool. And so they use that one instead. So I think on the DVD or the Blu-ray can actually watch the other ending they shot. So that makes sense to me and them at least planning for it.

It's interesting though that they, especially in anime, it's so big that they just completely create their own part of the world. I know I'm making the movie versions of Harry Potter and me like listen, we don't know how Harry gets out of this, but we're just going to roll with it. Yeah, we're just going to throw it out there. Good call, yes.

Yeah, they'll be my darling, my darling. Yeah. In the end, that's what a normal boy was down to. Basically, or Harry crying about stuff. He was their friend. It's like my favorite scene that went to hate. It's like my favorite in... It's a bad performance. It's a bad, it's a bad, it's a bad...

What would she need to talk about? Prisoner of Asking Men. When Harry's, he uses the cloak to get to Hogsmeade, because he's not allowed to go. Yeah, yeah. And then he finds out that spoiler that seriously is Godfather. when Harry's, he uses the cloak to get to Hogsmeade because he's not allowed to go. And then he finds out that spoiler that serious is his godfather. Okay.

And Ben, he comes out and it's like, he's bitching about it and shit. And he's like crying under the coat and they like hear him and they pull it off or whatever. And they're like, whoa, what's wrong? And it's just like, he's totally silent. She's like, he was a friend. He was a friend! He just like screeches like, he was a friend. He was a friend!

He just screeches. He was a friend. And Lindsey, it's so mad every time the scene comes on, that just makes me love it even more. So that's her favorite scene to pitch about. When he goes, he was a friend. Yes. He just goes like emo Harry. He does. He seems like it's all in. It feels like he should be listening

to my chemical romance. He's going off. This is my alone time. Like Spider-Man 3 style or whatever. It seems like it's all a it feels like he should be listening to my chemical romance My alone time like spider-man three style or okay, yeah, that bad Rain it in Well, you got the new movie horns coming out. I showed a fantastic vest actually supposed to be freaking weird. Interesting. I know he had the whole thing with Equis like him and I was just being in stage performance. Yeah, but that's the only thing I've heard him being in that. I never saw that. I saw the trailer for it. It was like a like a the lady black period thing or something like it's supposed to be like early

the woman in century or some shit like that. No. I was just like I remember seeing the trailer for the lady black. Yeah, it's very different colors. Horror. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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Dude, you know, yeah, the let's watch that we put out last week. Yeah, I was there when you filmed it I was in there. Oh, well. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, so yeah We finally released that last week and that man that that game PT man that came fuck that game I hate scary shit. I hate scary like I haunted houses. I can't do it Yeah, I love haunted houses. I can't do it. Yeah See I love haunted houses and like horror movies always You make Jeff like total pussy's like it was brutal I so I was in there when they filmed Jeff, but apparently Jeff did the whole thing backwards like

Jeff was such a bitch. Yeah, and so like I at least went face forward in the stuff But god damn the game is freaky as hell Like literally for like the first fucking 40 minutes, just walk backwards down every hallway. To the point where like, how many times you got to fuck up the shirt? Like, I have a bottle opener, Jack's got a bottle opener, so like, Gus had the, he had the Gavin shirt, you know, propped on the table so the cameras could see it and it was being held down by two bottle openers. So it was there for like 30 minutes.

When the news both bottle openers, so they're literally to point off already. So then Shudden. Lindsey grabs one. She like pulls the shirt up so it doesn't fall, but it defeats the whole purpose of displaying the shirt to the camera. And then I fucking fixed it and put it back. And then she just fucked it up again. And then got me a face. And he was just like, what the fuck are you doing? Like your fucking. So PT. So there's your story. Oh PC There's a

Boobed old woman in a bikini Nice a little necklace Three-piece That is a three-piece bikini. Oh my god Yeah, Lindsay we just like walk through P.T. with no issues at all like all the scary stuff I was waiting for like you didn't react to it at all and It's like maybe jump I was a freaky shit in that game and like at one point I turned around to look down the hallway. I turned back and I'm like okay

I'll look down the hallway then I turn around one more time and then that that Lisa jumped on me and scared the shit out of me Even have like stuff like in windows and up on the, yeah. She was kinda creepy. But same thing with me being drunk, I get fighty. As the same thing when I'm scared, I'm never the person to be like, ah, I'm so scared, like I'm gonna scream and run away. I'm always just like, ah, and like,

punch it every day. And like, yeah, the opposite between us. Yeah, I'm just like, all right, see ya. Yeah, I'm just like, nope, not doing this. I was at a haunted house at Universal Studios in LA once. Jeff and I, we were going through this haunted house, like Halloween Horror Nights. I don't know, maybe. I don't remember. It's been so long. But we were just kind of going through and laughing because we thought it was really stupid. And we were like, they sent people through like in bunches in groups. So we were like, with a group of Japanese tourists. Just all these Japanese tourists,

and then me and Jeff laughing how stupid everything was at the very back. And then what they always do is like, they have people who come out and try to scare you from behind. So if people would come out and they'd see me and Jeff and we'd be like, it's in the Japanese tourists and then they'd like immediately refocus and like, go try to scare them. One of the women in that group got so scared she couldn't walk. Like the guy she was with had to pick her up and carry her out. Then when they took her out of the haunted house, like she just sat there crying on a bench. I remember you mentioned this forever.

Yeah, and it was like, I was like, how protected is shelter of a life does she live that going through the haunted house that Universal Studios has destroyed her emotional life? Right, it's not even like the jump scares, like you scream or whatever, you're out of the haunted house. It's over and you're sitting on a bench. Like it was a guy dressed up, they work here. Yeah, you paid for this. Yeah, it's over and you're sitting on a bench, like it was a guy dressed up, they work here.

And you're just like, You paid for this. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, I mean, don't go like this stuff. Don't go like that. Right, that's easy. It's an easy decision. I feel it, yeah, do not go in there.

Yeah, it's good. Yeah, there's a big haunted house in Austin, the house of Torment, it's been in Austin for ages. And then we got to set up over with Haaland Mollens. I think they're moving, I think last year, was there last year at Haaland Mollens? They've got something set up over there, I know, because I're moving I think the last year was their last year How well they got something set up over there. I know because I don't buy it so but I mean they had this giant ass line And it's like looks interesting, but I will not be partaking in that now. What no

Hold your hand. We want just cuz we're lazy. Yeah, well not as funny because like I did I did the Halloween Horror nights at Universal Orlando one year and oddly enough There was like so there's one haunted house, supposed to be like a child's nightmare. And you walk into this house, and they had it set up, so it looked like this giant house, and you look down a hallway, and it's just walls,

like walls and walls of doors, and they're all cracked open, but you can't see in the crack. So it's around the corner. So you have to walk past and then look back, and just that alone was enough to freak me in. That's pretty creepy. Yeah, and it's like,

oh God, they're all open. It's like waiting for a hand or something to grab you as you walk by. It's like, don't want to walk down that hallway. Like in a fun way, it's like, oh, you don't know what's going to happen. I'm just happy to be alive by wishing you were dead. There was, I remember hearing it growing up,

I'm not sure when it happened because it was like, when I was young, I just remember hearing like, oh, stories about it. But I lived near Six Fl last great adventure in New Jersey. It was probably like 30 40 minutes from my house And you know, they do the whole fright fest thing for Halloween and stuff and they had a It was like a haunted house slash. I think like house of mirrors I was like a maze kind of deal and I don't know if it was like technical like that smoke or whatever, but it got it's set on fire and it burned down with like a couple of people inside

Wow a couple people died Jesus, but that was just always like a thing that I remember growing up with like people every single time You went to six flags it always keep at least during fright fest and they would say you realize it's like just a huge viral market Anything you build the hundred house in the same place like some say the spirits of the suit Past on or still here Well, yeah, some people fucking marketing guys like well Uh haunted house that actually had like they didn't realize it but there was a dead dude Just like hanging out like they thought it was a prop But it was actually a dead man. They're like oh we've been using this as like something to scare people But oh, I guess we should bury you know to scare people, but oh, I guess we should bury me now. I think you've got it.

Oh, no, I feel like that's a cool series. I hope any manager that works at that place, you'd be like, that looks out of place. Oh, that's a dead guy. Oh, and you. Clearly, you have never seen a dead body of a person. It's pretty distinguishable. This one stinks.

Yeah. One of the other smell like this. This is also way too expensive. 170 pounds. This is a heavy mannequin. Yeah. All right. I'm almost certain that that's a fucking opening

on an episode of CSI. I'm serious. I can't even a haunted house or someone's like, ah! You're like, ha, ha. What? And he's like, yeah. My god.

Or like an episode of Dexter or something. Where it's like the killing guy and put him in the haunted house. You really gotta be not paying attention. If you don't realize you're dealing with a human corpse. I'm gonna find that story. I'm telling you like I've like not having that many interactions with dead bodies But I've worked in some funeral homes. It's pretty obvious. Mm-hmm. That's a human being what you work in a human that's electrician Oh, okay, they got power to electricity there believe true. I thought it was like Frankenstein

I've been in plenty of like in bombing rooms and shit and it smells like death sure does They just like I've gone in where they're like oh, yeah, you know going, you know, you want to go upstairs and it We do have some guests Like they'll say it like that on that means like don't touch the stretchers She's a very very tactful. I had a friend in high school actually your father worked at a crematorium And she would help him out often and she'd come over and we were like you smell weird dude What's going on? She's like I've dead people. Yeah, it's a stink. Oh good lord. Then she go to a foam party You think it's oh

Spreading Come on from like working at water burger. You know, I recall fries like well. Yeah, okay. I'm talking something Yeah, I'll take it all right Well, it's about that note and we wrap it up on cooking bodies. We got a wrap up on on water burger because now I'm hungry There you go. Thank you for watching we back for the next episode of screenplay tomorrow and episode of the patch on Wednesday and Archie podcast again next Monday, so thanks for watching everyone. See you next time. See you in Vegas. Bye. Bye. Bye. Mr. T. Mr. T. Mr. T.

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