Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #292

Episode Date: October 7, 2014

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You want to run for the last cast? You got laid back. So this week we got Gus. Miles. Terry. Jack. And Gus. And I'm a little scared this week. Right before we went live, I guess like five minutes before I'm taking my pre podcast dump and I'm walking out the front door

Mm-hmm, and I feel like I stumbled across Kerry doing something With like a giant can of red bull just like chugging it. Yeah, I just like with the kid the fridge I'm just like I'm just doing this During the headlights turn we just like turn and look everything while chugging. Yeah, it's like I'm just like I'm just doing this During the headlights turn we just like turn and look at me while chugging. Oh, yeah It's like I'm ready. What's like the oddest thing you've ever walked in on like that anything I mean if anybody has baited by the way you win. Yeah, I walked in somebody masturbating once. Oh shit Did you really yeah, I go? Oh? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's slow it down a bit. Don't want to make sure I'm understanding

Okay, you walked in on someone masturbating. Yeah, while I was masturbating, I walked in on someone. That one make a much more interesting story. I was just like jerking in that I wander around with my dick and you're warming up and then you went to your favorite spot. I was already taken. Yeah, the library. Was it at this office? No, it wasn't. No, we're talking about walking in on the general. I hope it will be masturbating. You didn't qualify by singing office so I get to go on a tangent then before we get to your story. Oh Does anybody walk around while they jack off We had a we had a long conversation about this one week ago I remember because someone was showing someone around the office

Hey, hey, you got microphones in front of you. You're well. Let's keep it I'm very passionate about my Okay, all right walking around Archimic fucking face. Okay. Has anybody show we also have a live studio audience here, by the way It's a little good. We'll get to them in a bit. All right show fans everybody that's on set right now Who did all standing up anybody anybody? Anybody? No, no, no, are you saying are you saying the whole time? Are you saying like? I yeah, I can stand up. I feel like standing up. I can stand up. I don't okay Standing up is more comfortable sitting down because then you like what about laying down you like then you're like

You have a mess all over you standing horizontally though Do you not have just like clinics at the ready or like we do it like top it off like an oil I mean sometimes if I have my nice sheets out like clinics at the ready or like we do like top it off like an oil Sometimes if I have my nice sheets out yeah, yeah All right hold on time out I saw two hands go up about stand-diddling what you thought I'd wait You just like spread over the toilet. She's she's Australian so technically she's upside down Yeah, Bernie's not on the podcast this week. He's walking By birdie so you walked in on someone jerking it so standing up. No, there's no okay

So no, I was I was living with my friend and he had a friend who was staying with us Um, so no, I was I was living with my friend and he had a friend who was staying with us And I just walk in the bathroom one day and do just sitting bear ass naked on the floor. Yes Oh, that's Floor just on the floor the bathroom on the rug just like going at it with like a laptop right there And he's just like oh, I would like to door It was really awkward What was it? There's the bathroom. Okay, okay, he was sitting his butt ass naked in the bathroom It would lock the door It was really awkward What was it? There's the bathroom. Okay. Okay. He was sitting his buck ass naked in the bathroom

Who doesn't lock the door in the bathroom? No, maybe that's part of his kink Yeah, so here and the fear of being caught no works perfectly fine all the rest of the time Oh my god, except for you know pleasure. So he was bare ass naked like was you would did he just take a shower or about to or anything or no Just stripped down and sat and sound before my college roommate one more time but I think I kept it cool yeah yeah I maybe no no so I'm so I'm on we we had fun we had fun oh that's about I would start I'm surfing the web right sure everything's going great and all of a sudden I hear the like the fidget fidget fidget fidget

fidget fidget of the handle I'm like oh oh boxers over there bathroom doorway over there he could be coming in any second. I'm full mass I can't do this so I immediately like just sit up go cash Netflix and just put it on top And I'm just I tried to go and make it look like it over you. Well, how to blank it over me. Okay, okay Watches Netflix I'm just like, oh god, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I have he sat on the edge of my bed and had a conversation with me and the whole time I'm just like Michael Scott in my right. It's what a crazy character this guy is like, hey, you want to go get lunch? Let me finish this episode. Let me just take it well. I think I think I think I played it off. Maybe he knows I don't know Are you playing it off to us that you're actually jerking off to the office?

Or you're jerking right now. Do I shoot you? Let me tell you, man. Oh, that's, have you ever had someone walk in on you? Have you ever had someone walk in on you? Yeah. Who's got the- I locked that shit. I locked that shit. Yeah, you locked it down. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I locked down.

Yeah, okay. My greatest fear all throughout college was that I'd be spanking it. I'd go to go to class. I'd open up my laptop and I will go to go to class. I'd open up my laptop and I will forgot to ex out something and I just open up and you hear, ah, or something just like from the back of the house. Or like, oh. That was my number one. I just, come here. It's another reference.

Okay. All right. Thanks for bringing your reference. You all cast. I really appreciate it. Speaking of college, I had to take Katie by UT today for an audition for a role. It's another reference. Okay. All right. Thanks for bringing your reference to the store. You all cast. I really can show you. Speaking of college, I had to take Katie by UT today for an audition for a role she's working on, auditioning for. Being on campus, holy shit. When did they start bringing in 12-year-olds together?

The college. She was like, oh, Obama put it through. Dude, everyone looks so goddamn young on just that. You know, make yourself sound like an old man when you say shit like that. Dude, yeah, I feel like an old man. I feel so inappropriate going to campus. You don't verbalize it that stays inside. That's like what I mean just his mind right now. He's like babysitting Yeah, it's not gonna say it. Can I be serious though? I went like I had to go to campus to a store

I just walked around like rolling my eyes. I'm 23 and I just hate fucking every bucket Because they're happy. Yeah, I know They're enjoying life. They just like oh my god, but yeah, I had the same thought I was driving down Guadalupe the other day. It was like, I stopped there at a campus and I'm like, that kid looks like a 12-year-old Jonah Hill. I have questions for you. When did you start saying Guadalupe? I've always said that. I think.

I adapt to my surroundings. Unless I live in Chicago Fucked I just I didn't I expect you say quite a loop. There's the man-chak. There's man-chak Yeah, so but normally it's a Guadalupe but yeah, it's a lot of loop or the good quad or the drag if you know Because it's a quad I know no one calls it on campus call a squad No, I one calls god. People on campus call a god. No. I was a fucking fast kid. I was a fucking fast kid.

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I was a fucking fast kid. I was a fucking fast kid. I was a fucking fast kid. I was a fucking fast kid. I was a fucking fast gone. I feel so fucking old being around college now, being around UT, it's so weird. There were three arcades when I was going to school there. There was Einstein's, Layfun, and the one the one that was in Dobie, and they're all gone now. They still have the arcade UFO, but that's it. And that's not even on the track. That's like a fire campus.

Yeah, it's like off of Speedway, right? Like for the North? Yeah. For any of you interested in arcade history in Austin, Texas, you know, I'm sure that's the proportion of the podcast. I can see see the photos of fun place. We filmed part of the Atari kit there So we filmed the DDR training scenes You guys have to turn off the air for sounds. It was just like it was sweaty. Oh Jesus

Men who scenes are still on and everything. It's a montage anyway like there wasn't actually any Yeah, actually it did turn into a montage Yeah, I was yeah, so I was yeah you with foes is one of the first places to get Street Fighter IV in America. There were like eight places in America. Yeah, I think we've got it. It's got it like the same week that it came out in Japan. Like this was really, really fast.

I mean there were like eight places in America because there's eight arcades left in America basically what it is. Actually, they opened up the other joys, not joys, the pinballs arcade in Buda. Is that open now? Yeah, it's open. They call it pinballs kingdom.

Yeah, and it's like in that an old, like roadside diner that looks like a castle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we've got like mini golf and an arcade and I think they have go cards as well. Really? Go cards. I know what I'm doing from my business.

So what do you guys want to have? You've had me in go cards. Those are the last. It's a Buda. Yeah. All right. I sorry, we're not done south anymore. Yeah, thanks.

It's not just down the road. We're northease. Yeah. I can't think of the last time I went to an arcade I think I might have been when we were filming the Atari kid before that I can't even be You like game of us I feel like yeah, I don't care. I'm like I'm on another once. It was like yeah, yeah What was your favorite game at the arcade? The game I have crisis a good That's a good answer the mechanism of the gun the slide on gun the slide No, it was great. I know yeah, I was the ones I went to for shading. I was broken

Time crazy. I was so much better So I was like the co-oper they do different perspectives You played both at the same time Yeah, I would do it. I would do it. I would stand on it and kind of like I was more of a house of the dead guy Sure, and that's when you do the you hold it if you're right handed You hold the gun you right hand and take a finger to go. Yeah, oh my god. They broke. Yeah. Yeah Not just look like a Nazi I don't know what my favorite game when I was younger was it might have been like Operation wolf. I really I really liked nice street fighter 2. I played a lot of street fighter 2 world combat 2

I'm a replenish shit ton of that. But when I worked at the arcade, we had the eight player Daytona, Daytona USA that had the hydraulic cars that would actually move with you and so on. And I had the one that was always broken. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. But that was so much fun, man.

I still know all the tracks Daytona. I know all the manual shifting and stuff on that. It's pretty sad. That was always really fun. But it's always felt like every time you saw one of those big Daytona installations, one of them was always fucking broken. Or I was like tilted to the side, you have to play it sideways. Yeah, yeah.

Or the car only worked in reverse. Yeah. I can never do the motorcycle racers where you sit on the actual motorcycle lane. I would just go and just lean to one side, follow her. When I was silenced, silencing. Silenced go was good. Yeah, silenced go was good. Silenced go was good. Yeah, silenced go was good. Yeah, silenced go was good. Silenced go was good. Silence. Silence. Silence. Silence.

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eight stations where you could play Double Dash or K-D style. It was the best thing of my entire fucking life. Wow. Yeah. That was the best thing in your entire fucking life. Yes. Cool. Similar story.

It was Pokemon trading cards. And they had a Pikachu beetle parked at South Park Mall in San Antonio. I think was South Park. We're gonna do the trading card league. I think I wanted to and my dad was like no. My parents said yes. I don't I remember I remember being really into the card game And I tried to play with my brother who's four years younger than me and he was just like what's an energy card? And I just oh your worthless like I can do anything. I'm terrible I just, oh, you're worthless. I can do anything with them. Terrible. Yeah, I was like, what a loser. I went to the tournaments and stuff.

Why were you popular? Yeah. I was one time you, you came around and I became a popular. Oh, God. Then. So you have a look at what is your difference with your brother? Yep. Four years and one day.

Hmm. Wow. We can long live with him. Aside from that one, Stair's incidents. That's great. That's how you made a venture, I think, isn't it? Yeah, it is. My parents, on my birthday,

the day before he was born, gave me a present that was signed from him, and it was like, look, your baby brother, you're gonna meet tomorrow, got you a present for your birthday, and I think that was what said in stone, and I was like, okay, this new kid's gonna be all right.

My Dallas Cowboys is a football team. I will wear this shirt. What month were you born in? April Cowboys, is a football team? I will wear this shirt. What month were you born in? April. Is your parents anniversary in July? I don't think so. I've tried to do that. Just me.

This is the most nice thing. I was like, beautiful minding this shit like nine years ago. Like, okay, why? Why? Why? One of the dates mean. Very pastry, I'm like, one day on the calendar, they're like, it's red.

And I'm going to go, and the parents are, we're gonna get our fuck on. Oh, damn, he's wearing your big stuff, baby. Enjoy, Grandma. Like red We're gonna get our fuck on Bus at the bone gang Thank you very much cheers something something was happening something was going on So are these are Vitas we suddenly have Vitas on the table. What the hell? Where's the problem? That's what we're doing before we started yeah, so you're the you're the three people who own Vitas now Yeah, wait who's the third? Gus oh, yeah, that's right because of me

No, I got it because of Carrie Yeah, and I'm a sheep I just follow him. I was thinking about it my friend Alex I was one and then you got it and you showed me destiny and I was like Welcome game and you and gray got it and I was like Vita I don't really know and then one day I went to go return a game I was there was a game stuff like right down the street. You're still fucking weak. I was gonna I was gonna go I was gonna know no it was because I bought destiny and I bought your legendary destiny Yeah, which essentially long story short

I was stuck with a copy an extra copy of Destiny that I didn't want. So I went to go sell it to GameStop down the road. And on the drive over, I was like, okay, if they have the Vita Borderlands to Bundle, which they probably won't, I'll get it. I asked, we have one copy left and I'm like, it's Destiny! And also, Fadeus. That was the week before he was like, yeah, I like the Vita. I don't think I'm going to get one. And then I get a text like a week later

That's like I don't know what's happening something's happening. I'm in like a spendy mood and I don't like it I'm normally really good for work Oh, that's what I always say when I was younger is I would work a lot Because I knew if I was working I wasn't spending money and now you're you stop true the most Yeah, I'm just crunching in my mind. I'm like I deserve this so It's it's great that you guys have Vitas now, but the problem with him getting Vitas, is I've become Vita tech supporter around here.

So like at first, Kerry bot, he's like, hey Gus, I know you got remote play to work on yours, but it doesn't work on mine. So it's like, all right, describe your home network to me. It's like, all right, do this, do this. He didn't realize when he said it to me, you're very nice then. The next thing, he said, yeah, it worked.

And then few days later, my house shows up. Yeah, he was a thing. Because he came to day, he said, yeah, it worked. And then a few days later, my last show. Yeah, he was a thing. Because he came to me and he said, hey, Kerry, do you know what I said? No, but gust. And then you gave me some advice. And then I all handedly mentioned like a day later. Yeah, I didn't work, but I'll figure something out.

But then you went out of your way and went on the V to sub in and set me things. So that was your own doing. I'm the kind of. You made it me that what I suggested to you didn't work. And I was like, by the way, it doesn't work. The link you sent me didn't work. I ended up I ended up in I

I ended up on like in tech support We just like the 80 and T guy and he was like walking me through all the shit. It now works Seemingly everywhere, but at this office. So I got to figure out what what I find in this office is terrible though So I don't know. I don't know what it is. We have a mystery to solve gang jingles But everyone else's videos work here. Yeah, my fucking rub it in I'll play just all the time. Yeah, don't like it's a lot of Vita. No, no hard way What you we've been playing persona Persona is absorbed how many days you all the game persona? I fucking hate you less than a week right?

So let's just roll this back a bit. I sure sure. What is persona? I hear people talking about it all the time. I'm not saying that. So here's how I discovered persona. When I worked at GameStop as an asshole, the most interesting thing to me was that people were like still constantly buying PS2 games. And there were three games that never went down in price. It was ICO, shout out to the Colossus, and Persona 4.

They were always 40 something dollars, and I didn't get it. I didn't understand why. And I asked them, oh, you know, they're classics. Everybody should play these games. So when I saw that it I didn't understand why and I asked them like oh you know they're classics everybody should play these games So when I saw that it was the show it's fuck them Don't even start on the shitty stuff that game stuff does but Yeah, so so I saw that it was For sale cheap on ps3 one week or something so I downloaded it played it got stuck on a boss

But I really enjoyed it told you about it you're not knowing that you have a problem when it comes to you know here's the you do know that you know I never know no no no no no you haven't addicted personality I didn't know I asked what persona is and I just heard it's a JRPG yes okay it's a JRPG it's a half the game is like a social simulator where you go around making friends in high school and and like trying to go on dates and all this stuff. And then depending on how strong your social links are with people in the real world when you go into this other world. Wait wait wait wait wait. Okay in the real world in the game. In the game. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. The real world. Real my real world. It's his world.

Then there's another world in persona that when you go into it, shut up. That when you go into it, you that when you go into it You like some in monsters and it's a turn-based strategy game. It's fun The the strength of your monster is dependent on the strength of your friendships back in persona real world So it's half yeah, yeah, I Hang out your friends and he becomes stronger No, he's compensating now Why would you? But they're not real characters.

No, he's compensating now. Yeah, he's like, I'm going to be a huge friend. My kids, friends, all of the people, all of the people. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And we're going to go into the turn. I'm going to show you. Let me show you. Let me show you.

Care is not shooting for, I'm going to be best friends. Care is shooting for, I'm going to have sex with this kid there. As am I. Yeah, that's our goal right now. Fuck beating the game. Beating the game to us is hooking up with one of these girls in the game. Yeah. And it makes me sad now that I say that out loud

Yeah, I don't even know that you can we know I know you guys are both in serious relationships, right? Like yeah, no This is what I did I'm the only ship on the go. Yeah, so you see an Aaron can't be here every day. The characters not named Carrie I'm in mine miles. No, I name nothing character's not named Carrie Really? I mean mine miles? No, I name nothing What did you do to your character?

After the main character was Final Fantasy 8 You are? Oh my god Oh wait wait that's a... Oh, yeah Squall, why is it hard? Oh yeah, you know that cool kid high school Squall? Yeah, he loves it Yeah dude, you know the football player Squall

Yeah He's of the birds a lot But you're an asshole because you showed me this game. Well, see, here's the thing. Okay, I'm just going to drink that. Whenever, whenever we think of- You're doing, yeah. Whenever I'm thinking about making a somewhat irresponsible decision, like purchasing something or like going out and, well, no, you don't convince me to go out of the world.

Um, you and Kyle are always the ones that are like, I'll just get it, just do it, do it. So it's really, really great to be an outsider now looking in on this same problem. Dustin, when that's specifically come up to me when he wants to buy something, but feels like he shouldn't, because he knows I'll just tell him to buy it. Just do it.

Yeah, yeah, I'm not perfect. You're a piece of shit. Is that why you're wearing red? You're like the little devil, huh? People, shall we? We're gonna fucking die, apparently. Did you talk court-dead that? No. No. Maybe. I'm gonna change what you're doing

in Adry. Thanks for the clarity on that. What you'll get those stupid little. I have big person hands. I'll be in his guts. I just got here. The minority here. It's a little more comfortable. It's you definitely can't put it in your fucking pocket like. Yeah. This was this was just by today. He said it was more comfortable. It's, you definitely can't put it in your pocket. Like, yeah. This was, this was, I just bought it today. He said it was very comfortable. Yeah. This actually is pretty comfortable.

I put 20 hours to persona already. I mean, yeah, how many days of you on that game? Less than like a week. Yeah. Yeah. I'm raised to save. I'm raised to save. I'm raised to save.

I have pass codes on this. That shit's back up to the clouds. I can't do shit. You put your email on there? Why don't you put your email on there? Because the other day, I was playing, and then I missed like five really important emails because I was playing my game So apparently your phone doesn't

Tell you I silence my phone because it was a day where I got 32 Xbox emails and I just did Do it so you can't send a filter for that even if you wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait let me explain the Flo in your logic here there's several So if you have to watch you emails you were trying to ignore and those emails I'll came to your Vita you To be ignoring them anyway It's true in your logic here. There's several. So if you had to watch you emails, you were trying to ignore. And those emails I'll came to your Vita, you'd have been ignoring them anyway. Ooh.

It's true. Fuck. Lodge it. Lodge it. Yeah, I need to put some filters on. I've been offering to filters email for like a year. You haven't? I absolutely haven't.

It's to a full shit. I did do a Gmail. I said that I was so easy to set up. You said that you were too afraid that you were going to miss something really important from the Xbox email. Okay, now this conversation is coming up. Yeah, that's right. Okay, you know what?

I'll let you sit in up for me. Oh, cool. Thanks. Yeah, you can know you can be the hacker hacking entire Xbox live accounts. Yeah, fucking watch out. Pack the planet. A non-immosaluno over here.

Crash override. Good lord. I mean, I saw the, I saw an interview with the, I was the director of the FBI on 60 minutes yesterday. That by the way, that statement makes me the oldest person on the internet. And it was really funny listening to him talk about the internet and cyber crime.

I mean, it's like a series of tubes, type situational. No, it wasn't that bad. He's like, you know, all cyber criminals are wearing pajamas and in their basements. It's like, are we really, like, is there a stereotype we're still perpetuating? If you break into a basement, you see somebody in pajamas. They're not in the face.

They're not in the house. They're not in it. They're in the house. Dude, I think your friend of a friend was like, I can't, Oh, he was very, if they pulled their pants really fast, they're joking it. They don't their hackers They're in the Pentagon. There were no pants in that room. I don't even know how we got in there

Superhackers. Yeah, yeah His balls don't look suspicious at all. That's one of my goals in life is to get you to lose whatever it is You're drinking. Oh my god. That was close Get you one day Surola get you next time. Surola. Yeah, it's said that you know like the video game stereotypes like oh there You know, just you know, they live in their parents basement playing video games all day or hacking apparently It's like yeah, how are you? Genie? How we know I got past that that now? Like we're beyond that, right?

Like, apparently not. We just have to wait for a few more generations of people to die in the movie. Well, you think that people would realize that, you know, it's potentially organized crime, you know, big enterprises, and, you know, who are working very diligently and very professionally at this. It's not necessarily the casual basement.

I know what you're talking about. Yeah, do he rolls up the, he rolls out the keyboard? Yeah, he's got that. Can I be honest with you? When I saw it in theaters, I was like, oh, he's such a legit hacker. Can I be honest with you? I priced those out after I saw that. It was $10 more than I had to spend. Unfortunately, I did. Yeah, so you know what I'm talking about. The organized hacker crime, what you said, that thing. Yeah, pants. So you know what I'm talking about the organized hacker crime what you said that thing. Yeah pants Wait is live free. Is that the Kevin Smith one or the Justin long one or is that the one?

Just one. Yeah, just some. Okay. I think it was fourth. Yeah, Kevin Smith was like the big hacker in that movie, right? Yeah, yeah No, what would have been the up? Justin long a good day to die hard. Yeah, just along with his not his son But it was like the guy in the car with them like yeah, there's a big song Or they don't they go and like hang out with Kevin Smith. Yeah, he's a hacker. Yeah Yeah, well, there's another guy who had a keyboard. I don't know no that was the bad hacker was keyboard cat Kevin Smith was like the good hacker. Yeah, it was like the wizard or something. Yeah, he was perpetuating the stereotype He has to do that was in the basement Fucking Hollywood isn't even on our side.

Bullshit. It's all we need some hackers to get them. Nobody's on our side except those people working pajamas in the basement. Yeah, we're in those guy-fox masks. Remember, remember, V for Bendetta. I'm gonna read this thing here. What I'm gonna mind everyone, this episode of the podcast

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I don't know I don't know was that cover of um god damn it uh program That's why it's called rock roll now. Yeah, exactly. Because they rolled off. They rolled off of England riding the United States. Yeah. Yeah, they're like, I'm fucking playing game myself now.

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I don't know if it's we're ready to show them or if they want if they want to to talk it all but we have a couple of our People who donated to the laser team Indiegogo here in the studio watching this before the ponies I'm pretty serious. We had one hang out with us to achieve a hundred all day today Noah Was it one of these? Oh, yeah, no one doesn't see all that. I didn't see him until like we're getting ready to come on the podcast Yeah, we we tied him up to a chair Jeff was out today. So we just tied him up to Jeff's chair Then we had no Rudy's like actually did you have that you have to wheel the chair there? Yeah? Car give him barbecue. Yeah, but it was cool. It was a lot of fun And so you guys are more important than us. Yeah, yeah, can I be an executive producer? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, on credits

They go above us Here earrings are here shaking her head would I have to pay? Fucking dream here earring sure here shaking her head would I have to pay What if what if I could I go on this stomach plan just take a portion of my Split it will be on one long line Jerry no no no no, no, no, I just you ring him. No, we'll be on one line It's gonna be like one person's name one person's name four people I thought we had'm going to be on one line. It's going to be like one person's name one person's name four people I thought we had to pretend to be one. All right, so we got a I believe James James

I think I think of Ryan's name. Well, yeah, Ryan's real name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait a cover. Wait a cover No, James visiting over here wait wait for the camera Where you guys from? Fulgarville. No, you didn't trick him very far away. I'm sorry. I'm at for hood. Okay, so I never I'm not So those flights were just nightmare Connected Chicago Chicago I said Chicago. I know I said it right

Yeah, so thanks for the support. Thanks for coming out. You know, we really appreciate The support in making the movie and making the film We couldn't do it without you guys is the podcast everything you hope so for so for hope so for good job That's a hard whatever I give up again. I'm gonna keep breaking So yeah, is it yeah, okay, yeah guys with darms just off screen We've got to be a sh**t. Yeah. So we've had a couple of people, not very many. We're just starting to see the people who were executive producers and had those various

levels of Indiegogo rewards start to come in. But I think this is the first time we've had people sit into the podcast. Is this the first time? I'm looking at Chelsea. Chelsea Sane, yes. Yeah, James, actually, he came to visit me in Australia when I was there. He brought me some, some, some, uh, Bunderburg when I was in Australia. And I was like, and I was like and I like he's like you might not remember

you know I was like oh shit I remember the one American guy who came by so yeah I remember you and so what were you pretty cool the wonderberg uh... the beer right now is the uh... the crabby's uh... ginger ginger beer yeah okay so not point the bird wonderberg is the wrong you you brought me something that was tasty they do ginger beer as well okay so I'm getting it all confused. So you met him in Australia?

Yeah, yeah. I met him in Australia because you were in Australia, well you were on the deployment, right, in Australia. Well, I was deployed both for a year, so that was my R&R to break up the year long deployment. I was given two weeks off, so I went to Pax in Australia. That's pretty sweet. That's awesome, that's a good trip.

So that's pretty good gas. All right, well, don't want to keep you guys in front of, pretty sweet. That's awesome. That's a good trip. Cool. So that's pretty good gas. All right. Well, I want to keep you guys in front of you. I want to let you guys sit down again. So I want to say thanks again. We really appreciate it.

And to all you suckers who didn't support the Indiegogo, you suck. We're still making the film. You can't stop us. We're working on it now as we speak. This film is going to happen. Whether or not you want it to, it's going to happen. It's like that train from that one movie. The train that couldn't slow down, love that movie.

It was robbed at the Oscars. Yeah. It's a long title, but you know, they can swear, girl, I think I can, I think I can. It happens, right? Yeah, gotcha. Yeah. I feel like I see money train on cable channels,

all the fucking time. Like, oh, we can long. Money train is on a channel somewhere. Money train. train on like on cable channels all the fucking time like all weekend long money train is on a channel somewhere. So Wesley Snipes movie from the late 90s they decide the money train so okay. So Wesley Snipes and what's his name Woody from Cheers Woody Harrelson. Yeah I think so. I think Woody Harrelson's too. So the New York subway takes a lot of money money in okay for people to write the subway right make sense Oh, they cut what there's one train that collects all the money from all the different subway stations and then takes it from the subway to the bank

That means a lot that's the money train money. They're gonna rob it. That's a good good idea This is pre-hack we should do this see this is all right So this makes me get it because JJ's been coming up me. He's like hey I want to get you on screenplay, and I'm always like busy with stuff, but it looks like I might be able to do it sometime in the future. But just with K-Shaw, something was not right about this beer.

Oh, is that a Shrineir? Yeah. I've peed in those all of them. Oh, yeah. But yeah, JJ keeps asking me to be on screenplay. I don't know. I don't know anything about movies or anything. Did you get an Archie at the green?

I did. Yeah, and I got my fun of it all throughout college. They would anything Yeah, you know, what do you think? Do you get an RTF degree? I did, yeah, and I got my fun of it all throughout college. They would be like, oh man, I love classic movie. I'd be like, what's that? And then I'd be shamed forever. Joe, son, man, have you still got a degree? Yeah, right? Thank you!

Um, well no, I know, I know dick about celebrities. I don't know shit about movies or anything. I've always, I've been part of the T of RTF. I like the television stuff. Oh, good, but that I mean like you know coaching networks Yeah, it's not me Animate but no, I'm really worried that I'm just gonna come off as like the biggest idiot So I'm gonna be on screenplay this week So if you don't if you've never seen it and you like me, hey, who doesn't you can watch screenplay

We're streaming it Tuesday at 4 p.m. And then of course it goes up for video for view and download the next day so I'm gonna be on there we're gonna be we're gonna be watching some new promotional social stuff if you've never tuned in before you should tune in for some some interesting social engagement just to give you a clue as to how out of touch I am with everything about this you said yeah that movie is with with That movie was Wesley Snipes At in my brain when I searched for when I searched in Wesley Snipes my brain my brain came up with I think he's black That's a my brain

Or a white man can't jump what is it? No way that was black That's what my brain says. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, what do you associate him with? uh... i associate him with uh... dot cheers he doesn't watch he's never seen like old in old teachers never seen three

companies okay so yeah when he said when he brought up cheer sites that is at the one with the bar yeah so i'm very limited scope he constantly sings the three company never seen ever seen a fucking episode.

I just told him, come on now, you're not doing it. I'm fucking hate. The ghost of John Ritter is haunting you. He's a no-John Ritterist. I who's that? Yeah. Yeah, this has come up before. The three of us.

Problem child, the smart, exploited. There's an episode of three company where this wasn't caught. It was in syndication for years. I think this episode was in syndication for over 10 years where there's an episode where Jack, where he's wearing Jack Tripper. Yeah, he's wearing some shorts. The man there.

And he sits down on a bed kind of like a little open and you can just see his balls. Just like that, right? I'm kind of the shorts. And I think someone caught it like I'm a naked knight rearing. Yeah. That was one time I was watching it. Well, you were like, you're like, you're like I'm a naked knight rearing. Yeah. That's what time I was watching it.

Well, you were like, you know, you fucking love naked knight. And when I was a kid, and you were a knight, come on, I was like, well, television's over. Every night I watched naked knight. Yeah, like, don't be gillis. Like, yeah, I've seen all the cartoons in a way. My three sons. Yeah, my thing. I've seen every episode of Cosby Show, Mash, Three's Company, Cheers, Frazier.

What's your degree in Cary? Nothing. You should get his degree. In capital T. Yeah. You should get his degree. You should just take it from a- I'm going to do the synopsis for Monday Train.

That's on IMDB. Monday Train is rated a 5.5, by the way. Out of 10? Yes. No, out of 5. Is that good? A vengeful New York transit cop decides to steal a trainload of subway fares. His foster brother, a fellow cop, tries to protect him. Money train.

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good say a be that didn't finish that was one of those things were like clearly his PR agent didn't know what the hell they were getting them to tend to and then this all what apparently yeah I guess not cheers man go ahead scores cheers good show.

It was a good show on the same level. Well, I mean, like you have Frazier came out of that and like Ted Danson was awesome. I don't know, there's like rewatch all the Frazier over the last two months. Man, really? You really are, like I didn't know this about you. I've known you a long time and you realize

you were such like an old man. A television hound. Yeah, I just like, I fucking grew up on old TV shows. Like I have the fucking box set of mash at my desk over there I never could get into mash I He's got the biggest I like out all day. I watched I watched three stuiges. That's old TV What film isn't it? I watched three stuiges growing up. I watched the old gods of movies. I watch old game shows. I watch no I want no I watch password. I watch the shit out of password.

That's awesome. I will watch a starter show. I dream of Jeannie. I saw a few episodes of I dream of Jeannie and I love Lucy. Do you have any? I watch a bunch of black and white shit. Yeah, I didn't watch. I didn't watch.

You said big bucks. No, I mean, have you ever heard the story about the guy who figured out how the press your machine works? Yeah, I have, but I remember nothing about it. So you can say like, he's a pattern. It was, yeah, it was a big screen, you know, and the lights which change. Never watching this. He realized there was a pattern to the way the lights moved and that, you know, if he, if he saw one light come on then another, then he just had to wait like a certain

number of light movements, then he would hit it and he would land on money every time. Who's the guy that? It was either money or money plus a spin. So he'd always be. He would never hit a whammy, and most of the time he'd end up with another spin and just keep going. And he just, yeah, he just fucking massed so much money. Who's the guy on Jeopardy that won for like a month straight? King Jennings?

Yeah, he's like the King Jennings of... Kind of. But this guy, like he had figured it out, like he broke the system. And it was the point where, and I give credit to the show, because they ran the episode and they paid the guy. Because they've been like, fuck you, you broke this thing.

But they actually paid the guy and they said, all right, congratulations. And then they fit the, fuck out of here. So, do you remember the whole controversy? Did you guys watch, if you want to be a millionaire back when it's primed with Regis? They did that. There was that one millionaire question

where somebody coughed like, oh, yeah. The audience. Oh, really? And like, I remember just awful television. They wouldn't let that story go. I was like, you can slow down. This like, would you hear the coffin? Now look at his eyes. His eyes are suddenly looking to the right. Maybe they like those like three coffees. It was one coffees. Yeah, I don't remember what ended up happening with that. All I remember was it was a thing. I remember

a fucking... You remember the guy who won? I remember watching the first. You remember what his name was? Now John Carpenter. Really? And he used his phone a friend to call his dad to say he's about to Miles will never see this He will watch this on YouTube 15 years from now. We don't know who miles is yet But this joke will make sense. Somewhere out there, there's a seven-year-old boy. I'm always probably not seven. Sit on the bathroom floor.

Either hack in or jerk in one of the two for sure. We're gonna have like a toy laptop, there's just like, moo. Yeah. You're a dirty cow. Gus, are you watching any shows right now? I figured that out. Right now? No, Bob's burgers just started back up. Yeah, I'm excited about that. Brooklyn 9.9 started up.

Yeah, did you think of a comic? What? That Bob's burger says a comic. It does? I just bought it. Yeah, I was in the comic book store. And I just saw Bob's burgers. I was like I'm buying every issue. Thank you. I didn't know that. Yeah, that's cool Yeah, I don't know that's about it. I'm watching House of cards. I never I never got it I heard good things about that. Yeah, it's pretty good. I'm DC twin peaks is coming back in 2016 2016. That's a restaurant. I saw one episode. Yes. That's a restaurant

I probably took you there Oh boy David Lynch had been like kind of teasing it on Twitter. Yeah, I think was it last week or the week before I think so He said like it was time for the return of some damn good coffee or something with that and I was very and apparently It's like it's a true not sequel, but like it's they're picking up from where they left off. Oh shit Yeah, so it's like all the main characters from the show that I guess there's a lot I've been to the town where they filmed a lot of that stuff. It's just East to Seattle. There's a small town called

It's Costano Qualmi. Costano's called Twin Peas. And yeah, thank you. Yeah, you're like from like, I don't know, was it Kirkland or Belvedere? You just drive east like another 30, 40 minutes and like the big lodge with the waterfall and like all that shit's there. I went

there and I was like, this all looks really familiar. I mean, that's awesome. There's one peaks in like shining. Like, uh, I stayed at a hotel like that once in San Francisco that look like I was I was walking down the hallway to my hotel room and had like that long carpet and a mirror at the end of the hall. Like, the fuck is like that Vegas where it's like, oh God, this little spooky. When I was like 11, we were in England and we stayed at this bed in breakfast and we got there.

I'm like 11 and they're like, oh yeah, this place is haunted. I was like, oh cool, I'm not sleeping. I'm sleeping. And like, I get into my room, I'm by myself. The room is like smaller than this stage. Like, it's like the size of this carpet. And the only thing in there is a bed and a giant armor that's closed.

I was just like, I'm gonna die. Yeah, like a cabinet thing. I'm just like, I'm gonna die. And there's a door, there's one more door in there. I had no idea where it went. I was like, you bury me. The shit out of me.

Yeah, dude. I just went to the bathroom, it's on the floor all night. The whole place is oog me out, man. Cause I think it goes. I just went to the bathroom. It's on the whole world. All places who me out, man, they would give you, I think it ghosts. Yeah, I don't know. I don't. That's why I'm one irrational fear. It's ghosts. What even new places for you out? Because like if there was a ghost, it would still be there,

even if they tear down a place and build a new place. That's almost worse because then it's angry. Right. Because like you just, you just, you just, it's disorientated. Yeah, but but at that point, I have all these touch screen things and modernize things to describe, just, air conditioning, air conditioning. Yeah. You know, I just, I just bought a house and I was thinking about it. Like, I, this house is screen things and modernize things to describe. Disponditioning. Air conditioning. Yeah.

You know, I just bought a house and I was thinking about it. This house is built in 91. So it's like, or in 2001, I'm like, OK, I know 91. That's like, I know no one's died in this house. I do that all the time. I was like, OK, I'm good for this. How do you know how you're going to be

dying in the house? Because I bought it from the original owners. So they built the house. Yeah, they specifically say nobody's died in this house. No, legally, they have to tell you. Really? They committed the murder. Wait, is that a thing?

They tell you. Yeah, and when you're buying a house, if someone died in the house, I think within the last five years they have to disclose it. So the house was built more than five years ago? Yeah, but I bought it from the original owner. So unless they rented it to someone and then they died. What if one of their mothers years ago was staying with them and killed someone else. I was going to say died of natural problems. You know, what? You never heard of Graham

Brown's a psycho. It's another show I missed out on. Yeah. Yeah, murder. I'm on every Thursday night. It was after cause. On Fox. Bill Cosby would like pop up in the middle of it. He's like, you're real Cosby? He like, the sweaters dance. He doesn't sweat a dance. He's eating so pudding.

Yeah. Was the sweater dancer, was that, I don't know. It was Cosby, yeah. He just looked like some sort of discipline. He's like a truffle shuffle or something. I sure was going on there. Well, like my arms.

Yeah. If your shirt was in your hands, that's the truffle shuffle. Yeah, but Cosby, is he that old? I'll open the show. Do you think he's gonna be like frozen in putting guys Yep, that's how he's gonna go out Just like Walt Disney yeah, yeah, it's like gonna freeze his head. We're gonna take his head putting putting

super-trened Antarctica In like thousands of years aliens are gonna come they're gonna find a head in bombing putting yeah Like Cosby's true purpose will be revealed They're gonna find a head in bombing pudding and like Cosby's true purpose will be revealed We're speaking English now Question of the most beers so don't think it's shy, I don't know why that made me think about this, but I saw that the the search for that Malaysia 370 started back up again. Oh, yeah, this week. They haven't searched for a couple of months. I think they stopped like in June or July. I thought they found like a mass they thought it was like they thought they thought they figured out where it was. They made them stop you. They found something that looked like it may have been it maybe. They stopped because it was like a time of year when it was really bad weather in that area.

I was wondering what makes it stop and then just decided to start. Like they were all sitting around just like, you know, we got nothing to do. You guys want some kind of thing again? I mean, it was a couple of things. Like it's the season where there was really bad weather. And they weren't sure who's going to pay for the continued search. So they had to work all that stuff out. I mean, and I say this because it's shitty though, but like, Arthur chances completely just like lowered by stopping like that. I don't know. I don't know. I was searching for planes work, but I feel like after months of not looking, it's not going to be easy to find. Well, do you think the plane would continue to move? It's not a boat.

It's not like it landed on the water and the kids say you leave. It hides in shape, you know? I think of the floater. I mean, I'm just blown away. Like Black Box didn't have like a GPS on it on it, independent of whatever else in the system. That's just a box. Wait, there's just like two. So the black box, the black box is just a voice recorder and records it a few other

bits of data, but there's no sensor on it. There's no GPS thing on it. That was like the point of the thing. It's not GPS, I think a lot of times there's transponders on the plate. Yeah, yeah So well there's that was sometimes the other switch is what you have to it's more like a radar kind of thing Where it's like it searches out for it and it calls back. Oh, yeah, like ping Yeah, but it's not actually a GPS. Yeah, so I don't know just not like this. Yeah, the black box is actually two different devices Yeah, I think it's throwing iPhone in there

device. Yeah, I think it's throwing iPhone in there. The, uh, you find me. One of them was let me get my phone so I can write these down. You could dress up like a cloud and then hand out pictures of naked celebrities. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, I thought I was like, that's the greatest idea ever. Yeah. Gary, give me some naked pictures. I think you're gonna have them.

All right. Yeah, you're right. Lots of tailpipes. Just go watch Flubber. One of my favorite ones from that thread was Halloween 2015. Mm. Two shots. Boo.

Yeah, there were a lot of robin Williams things in there. And of course, nope, nope, not gonna do that. That's why I said flubber. Yeah, I did, I went as, I went as Roy one year. When Roy from sick-free and Roy got bitten the throat by the tiger as soon. It was like a week after it happened. Had you already planned it or not?

No, no, I found it. I found this white jacket up, like sequins on the shoulders, and I found like a little baby white tiger and pinned it to it, and then just covered myself in blood And it's like catch up. It was like it was like 50 50 like like I went down town I was like high fives and people going aw aw I'm like walking away I'm like my next to no stranger. Yeah, I think it was sick for me He was not amused

Could you imagine if you went to like a Halloween party and sick freed was there? I mean like dressed as that. Just turn around and walk out. Well, thanks for inviting me. I'm going to leave and never come back. We were eating a cheeseburger together and it spilled. This isn't what it looks like. So I'm actually I'm going to be an Australia for Halloween this year.

I'm going to pack Australia again and and Halloween falls during packs Australia. And I'm like, should I dress up this thing ultimate time for an event? I've always wanted like do something on Halloween. Yeah, we talk we we you know We're not gonna do it but we at one point talked about moving our tx to Halloween Oh really like when we first started it. I mean cool because we thought it's the ultimate way to get people to dress up for cosplay Yeah, it's already Halloween people already having excuse to dress up Halloween is just acceptable cosplay Right, it's like god. It's such a fucking perfect time for an event

I'm so jealous that they do it on Halloween So my question like should I dress up with like should I do something over there or? Or yes, Steve Irwin Just get up like a manor a and that's No, that's just an American showing up in Australia dress like That's gonna over really really well I'm be holding make sure you're holding a giant can of oysters The whole time Why is it all just dresses just a balloon onion? I'm being holding make sure you're holding a giant can of oysters

All just dresses just a balloon with onion So anyway, so I need I need to figure out I need to decide whether or not I'm gonna do something What's difference between Jesus and Australian Jesus? He's up side down that's what I was getting which which way the cross is angle? Yeah, cuz I'm saying down Australian Jesus in America is Satanic Jesus Isn't that the thing that is? I was like, okay, talk, I was like, the exercise, right? I think it's upside down wrong. You're immediately starting to cover your tears.

Yeah, you're gonna watch, no. I gave you a look and I was like, oh no, I said something dumb. Damn, you're too much control, damn it, you're too much control. This is why I don't want to be on screen play. It's worse, make it worse. So it's not the fact you have no knowledge of movies or film. It's because you don't want to get out of's because you don't lack of knowledge in general. Okay.

I'm as JTNB bring up TV shows. I was on a podcast back when we were still at the old office. It was myself, you, Bernie, you, and I think Gavin. And thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck you. And I was pretty quiet from most of it.

And afterwards, Bernie was like, hey man, you okay? You're pretty quiet on this podcast and I was just like you started talking about computers And I just had no idea what the fuck I could say to add to the conversation at all. I'm sorry We had like an hour and a half long discussion Every time I was like I'd about to go in and then go be like oh Lurity and then I'd be like fuck Sit there and just trying to think of like all right. What's a great joke and then it never came. So you got to fucking just jump in there and it sees your time, sees your moment. That's what I learned that day. How forbid you talk over someone in a pocket.

That would be a nightmare. That doesn't happen this episode. No, for 50 minutes. Yeah, energy. Red Bull. Yeah, dude. I got fucking wings, man. So you're going there for PAX Australia end of October. And I'm going back for supernova

in Adelaide and Brisbane. That's one of the end of November. So I'll be missing Thanksgiving. I'll be spending Thanksgiving down there. Ah, that's like a real American holiday. Did I have turkey? I went to minecon when it was in Paris a couple years ago and that was also on Thanksgiving. We had landed in Paris on Thanksgiving day.

And I thought, well, yeah, we're, you know, mind cons at Disney, we're going, we're going to be staying at Disney. It's like, surely the hotel will have like, I'm sure the Canada Americans will have Turkey or something. Yeah. Nope. No, fucking hell. The UK just lied to me. As if they're, they're turkeys and she said, no, I saw one when I was there. That's a step-edge.

But I was in, uh, fucking fat birds everywhere. When I was in Paris. I had a salad But instead of like normal salad dressing. It was just like covered in Dijon mustard I saw it in the menu was like I've got to try that. I'm sure it's not just straight Dijon mustard I'm sure it's a dressing no it was like fucking straight Dijon mustard on lettuce It was like this is how was it? So you got chewing ingredients to a hamburger on lettuce. It was like this is how was it? So you got chewing ingredients to a hamburger. It was just a little bit of a guy. You got a vegetarian hamburger with no balls. It was a little bit of a guy. So I'm curious to see what I get for Thanksgiving in Australia this time.

Nice. We're going to England. We're going to London. Yeah, we're going to. Okay, this is a world traveler's park. Yeah, I'm really excited. I don't. Yeah, I've never been soups excited. So I'm here's what excites me the most is normally when we go to a con after the Yeah, I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I've never been.

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Chelsea can we change our reservation to the Find out what was behind that door. Yeah, it's a body my friends sitting on the floor My friends sitting on the floor Back it away They don't have locks in England It's a very it's a very public I want to go to Stonehenge. Yeah, we're gonna do it We're just gonna drive like three hours and go to Stonehenge. Yeah, so yeah, y'all will be there for MCM Yeah, 24th and 26 in eastern London. It's in the doclands area I don't know what that means. It's yeah he's at the dangerous part of England near Baker Street

Why can't you've been drinking? That's a Moriardi lives right? Yeah, he was a 222 Just shake the shake their fist at each other Are you already yeah, they'd be like they'd be like a funny shit call my Sherlock Yeah, yeah, right So if you ever been to the UK nope So you've been to Canada. Have you been to any other international destinations? I've been to Canada. I've been to France and I was in Mexico for four hours one time.

In a trunk? For four hours, we qualified. So Years ago, I think I was maybe 13 or 14. For someone whose last name is Spanish. Yeah, it seems like four hours is a pretty deficient amount of time. He's a Guadalupe though. I mean, that's a good one. Mexico, I'd be saying a different one. Guadalupe. Guadalupe. Now that we've done our best Mexico impression. No, story of all firecrackers. No, it involves chiclay and my mom being really scared. No, so, so I was in, I was like, I was with your brother with a board. And we went to South Budgette for a Luna family reunion. And we were right on the board of Mexico or something.

And my dad needed to go to Mexico because he specifically wanted Mexican vanilla, which in hindsight kind of sounds like code for drugs. Yeah. Yeah, I got the news on my mark. Yeah, that's a very big crazy thing. Vanilla which in hindsight kind of sounds like code for drugs The food channel maybe saw Pauline but like you got to get that Mexican vanilla and he was like honey Um, so so we went to a Spanish market to Specifically to go by vanilla and then I think it was, you know, to get the family to go to Mexico for whatever fucking reason. There's a picture of us, if I could find it, of me and my like 18,000 cousins all lined up waiting for a bus in Mexico.

So here's the thing, we took a tourist bus into the country. Just have a passport. Yeah, yes. Well, I didn't, my family did I was like this young or something. I don't know, but I know we got to go there. So no, I don't remember. I was young, maybe 13, maybe I don't know. It seems like you remember. Yeah, you are for me. I don't remember. I'm like, six. You don't know how bad my memory is. Okay. Ask this one. Um, full of movies in TV. Yeah, so, so, no, we talked a lot. We went to Mexico and I remember I wanted to buy everything because everyone was telling me how they were going to cut me specifically a deal.

Oh, there he is. I remember that. They were like for you, this shirt with different titty styles on it is only five pesos and I was like, well, mother, that's, you know, I was just going to say a deal if I, you're just going to cut you. That's the back plan. Yeah, yeah. And I remember I was like, I was like, all these little kids, they look

support. They keep just, they just want to sell me gum. Can I buy a guy? No, it was like not a bet, not a great part of Mexico. Sure. I didn't go to fucking Cozamal. It was like some marketplace, a few hours outside of Texas or something. Like on the border, on the border. On the border. I guess. Again, I don't. I remember me on a bus and playing Pokemon. He has literally raised his brain to begin in so college. And no, so this tourist bus dropped to Salvador place. It was like, hey, we'll be back at

five o'clock or whatever to come pick you up. It leaves, we do our Mexico thing. And then we're all waiting and the bus never comes. Like the bus never came back to pick us up. And my mother, who is this like fair skinned, ginger white woman was just terrified. She thought for sure we were gonna get raped or stabbed or sold to a drug cartel or something like that. So you're half Mexican. Yeah, which half?

Dad's out of my family. There you go, okay, yeah. This is what happens when a ginger in a Mexican have a kid. You get like maybe Jewish Italian. Yeah. Um, and, uh, yeah. So we had to take a normal bus back, which is just a school bus, by the way, that's been repainted. How long was right? Was that? Uh, I don't remember. Yeah. I'll go ahead. Um, but I remember there were no seatbelts. Uh, there were were a few little handheld things and my mother was clinging to it and clinging to me because she thought for sure we were going to die.

I don't know if there's a speed limit in Mexico. We were just flying through alleyways and shit. It was like that scene out of the fourth Harry Potter movie or third Harry Potter movie. Where they're all in the bus. Mexico that's love that. I love that. I love the depth of all of it. Harry goes to Guadalajara.

I went to Mexico, so my dad could get a Garexican now, but then we rode a bus back while my mother thought we were all gonna die That's all I really remember about my my family union except for this one like estranged uncle That was kind of weird that kept trying to talk to me and I was like stranger us strange just strange She was isn't that the same both I don't he was strange. Yeah, very strange No, it's just the expression was like I wrestle crocodiles, and I was like I don't believe you please go We're back. Is that where he went? So that's where I to answer your question Those are the places I've been outside of the country. Well, I hope you form some more longer lasting memories

Can we ride buses everywhere? I want to watch them DC. I remember that that was a lot of fun So fucking awesome. Yeah, we went to watching to see DC for the the John Stewart and Stephen Colbert rally Yeah, yeah, that because they announced it and I was like I bought tickets I think the day after they announced it and you were like I will go and yeah, okay I think I bought I bought tickets to the event not even knowing if I could go or how I get there I was gonna buy it take it nice Jack was like I'm going. I was like I'm can we go. Nice. And then Jack was like, I'm going, I'm going.

I'm coming back home. So we flew out and we got there and then our hotel was all fucked. And so we saw the roots. Yeah, we saw that we saw Questlove and the roots hanging on our hotel lobby, which is pretty cool. And we showed up and they're like, yeah, we don't have a room for you. And we're like, you better guess we're. Yeah.

And then we would then you were you were on a age at the time. I was so like after the event I ended up going out getting drink I went drinking and got hammered yeah, and somehow stumbled back to the hotel I have no idea how I got back to that hotel room. Yeah I don't know cuz yeah, I want to want to with some fans that night and just I got annihilated I stumbled into a five guys cuz I'd never been to five guys I was like this is awesome. I've heard good things about it and then and then I somehow found the hotel Yeah, all I remember is that you came home to

Department there's a hotel home. Yeah, I'm in my door He gave the hotel to get sure off and then we talked about life That's a player remember that night sounds about right. Yeah, yeah, yeah So much to learn Let me tell you We have so much to learn Let me tell you It's really a trip. Yeah, please put your shorts back on Excuse me. I have to go hack in the bathroom

No, that was a lot of fun. There's a lot of fun. Yeah, yeah, cuz we went to some museums and stuff too Yeah, that was cool and like you see is a pretty cool place. When you go jerk it. You say I'm gonna go me off Yes, yes, excuse me. I'm gonna go me off. I'm gonna go me off in the bathroom That's not a good thought about that right? I'm gonna go me off. I'm gonna go me off in the back Whoa racist That's what they say in their fucking videos Yes every every Nintendore what are the Nintendo videos called? Nintendo directs Nintendo directs. Yeah, the best You see the the did you know gaming about the game cube that came out?

I read like the facts from a better than I should. It's very interesting. Yeah, the dolphin. Yeah, yeah It's funny like I remember when the In the game cube came out over being really disappointed in it and not liking it But then like they were going through and talking about it and all the games like oh, yeah That was a good system like I like this. I like that. I'm waiting for Super Mars on Chinese tea. No, I hate it No, I will fight you to death. That was the water bag pack thing, right? Yeah, the Jets.

That was the water bag pack thing. I'll Delfino. Yeah, Delfino, Dolphin. Yeah. You look like, and just call the mystery. Yeah, that was like the freeze frame where the credits roll and the buddy comes and comes. Moriari's in handcuffs.

Yeah. So, I was gonna make a merchant roll reference. You probably don't know what that is. Yeah, you donari's in handcuffs. I was gonna make a merch show. You probably don't know what that is. Yeah, you know, it's a cash something, right? Yep. Yeah, she wrote it. It's a prequel to Harry Potter. Here, let me read this thing.

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No, no. You're just looking at stuff. Yeah. You picked up. Yeah. What were you looking at stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Why were you looking at that? Again, again going back to the list of to-do's in persona. It's and you

I got nothing on this. Maybe you me So I watched the new Transformers movie. I'm sorry, that movie is so bad. What is the sub-total of that movie? Age of extinction. Age of extinction. So I know one day, it's the March Transformers movie. No, no, it's not only that.

So it starts at the beginning of the movie. I'm going to spoil the show. Oh my block, it needs. The beginning of the movie takes place 65 million years ago. Dinosaur's roaming earth fucking transformers roll in and start terraforming the earth and you know like you know The dino bots are gonna be in this one so you're thinking oh it's 65 million years ago somehow this to be involved Nope, dino bots show up later totally different story have nothing to do with fucking the dinosaurs on earth This is like their old warriors who now like turn into dinosaurs and fight and Optimus prime fights with

The cool dinosaurs are like old warriors who now like turn into dinosaurs and fight and Optimus Prime fights with them. Cool dinosaurs are like. They kind of just ride one of them. Yeah, right. He's not weird for them. Grimlock. Is this the one that was filmed like up north of Austin? Yeah, yeah.

The film part of it was filmed in Austin. I was okay. Michael Bay is a terrible awesome director. He makes movies look incredibly beautiful and there's a bug on me. I just I just like the bug of my mind. Oh, I watched that. It was awesome, right? Yeah.

Okay. Anyway, Michael Bay is a terrible awesome director that makes Visually incredible movies and has some of the worst acting I've ever seen in my life Mark Walberg So man, no I'm an inventor. That's what I do. Oh, that was a line. That's it. Yeah, that's a whatever he's talking to his daughter and then his daughter is she she's 17 and uh, her she has a boyfriend that she doesn't tell him about because she wants to protect him and then he meets that he's a driver because they have to get away from the government so he ends up like showing up in this rally car and taking him away and TJ Miller is in the movie. I fucking love TJ Miller. It's just fast and

furious. It's a transformer. TJ Miller. He's he was in He's in Silicon Valley three company. Yeah, he's the guy who runs Whatever aviato like he's Yeah, she already got to yeah, she's out of his out of my league. He's in that too Anyway, best part of the movie best part of the movie and he's out of it in about 10 minutes They killed it. They killed the best actor out of the movie I got you a psycho him, but you were talking about Kelsey grammar like Kelsey grammars in this movie too It's it's like a criminal how bad Kelsey grammar is in this movie. It's you have to watch me on No, it's it's it's like I was shocked at how bad this thing

Oh Sorry, it's just gonna make it a Chelsea grammar wise. I thought it was some woman Miles I learned this about you today. Yeah, I'm really disappointed now. I'm sorry miles is pressed with me Yeah, miles miles is the head writer on one of our shows and the co-writer on another one our show is zero entertainment knowledge That's a terrible thing. No, no, he has knowledge about anime and video games. And for apparently some chick, he was the bang in a video game. So, whoa, whoa, I want my character to bang her in the video. I can't stick my dick in my video with that damaging it.

He's trying. No, I'm not getting my warranty. Yeah, the headphone port's just too small. Oh, right. Why didn't say that? Anyway, Kelsey grammar. So Kelsey grammar. Wonderful actress.

Oh, he was beast in that shitty, shitty X-man movie. Oh, yeah. And he had more camera in his face. The next one, three. As beast, the movie was terrible. So bad. It was great. And then, yeah, then they kind of made up for it

Apparently they're doing one more first-class generation movies, which is the the apocalypse one and then they're not doing any more of that again Let me see sad yeah, I like all those actors. Yeah. Yeah, so especially Jennifer Lawrence She's good. Yeah, but Michael Fasbiner's great too like and I McAvoy he's good Did you see 12 years of slave no I did not I've heard Michael Fassbender's like fast-bending brutal movie amazing in that movie I really thought yeah yeah it was it was it's it's hard to watch I know I should watch it but I don't want to watch it because it's gonna make me just hate

everything it's like like Schindler's list it's like you know you you know you have to watch Schindler's list but then it's like I'm gonna hate everything after this. I'm gonna feel like an asshole or feel like terrible Yeah, I thought you know Michael passbender had a really good shot at the Oscar and Jared let a one if he was also really great Yeah, in Dallas, but that was fucking amazing to Mars He was better in in Dallas, but I was what was it named the last three movies on a theater. Oh in a theater. Yes I think just in Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah, honestly Twice like two of the last three part of Guardians of the Galaxy Twice this is a movie though. Yeah, I know I

Don't remember I saw Guardians of Galaxy. What are other movies that have come out? I'm gonna I can't think of the last three. I think I saw that new... Oh my Christ. Oh my crime, I heard that. I can't think of the name of that. That's the scum. Oh, you wanna have, look at it in your mouth! I don't know. I was about to take a picture.

You need to use the Wester's... The Wester's... The Wester's studio, what was that studio jibbly movie we saw? When Wins... Wind Rises. I also went with Niki- Dude, that was like six months ago. Was that really?

Yes! Fuck! Um, I have a really bad memory She feeling a bit before gone girl. I was I was after I saw gone girls like man I'm we was great. What's the last movie I saw in the theater? I think the last movie I saw in the theater might have been her Which is like December of last year guidance galaxy Godzilla and then I think her before that. Where should you think I did I hated really it was super awkward fucking terrible really awkward moments in there But I think it was kind of a risk red also with her. I love that

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course the guy trying to bang a character in his video game would love her. Yeah, they talked to me too The best thing to come out of her was the SNL skit with was it Michael? The best thing to come out of her was the SNL skit with Michael Cereen, Jonah Hill. That was the best thing to come out of. So Phil, fun Netflix with that guy that you were just talking about next then. Michael Faspener, James Slyce. No, Maccavoy, yeah, that's his name. Yes, he was good in that and also made me feel a lot better about my life. Because the movie's about like an incredibly alcoholic crooked cop who's just a bad person and you're just only a little

alcoholic and I'm just only a little alcoholic and not great person so you know that made me feel better myself. JJ saying that TJ Miller's also the cameraman in Cloverfield. Yeah he's a really like Pucker Hank or something like a Fudge. Yeah which I thought was weird. No his name. Why do I know that? Why do I know that he moved character in fucking I don't know any of this other shit. You know who John or does we know who that guy is new put I know HUD I'm the reason the reason the best character of the movie the reason I remember his name was because the whole time I was like is this supposed to be like because he's the heads up display for the entire movie like he's the guy that controls everything Yeah, he's the name is the best character in the movie that kill him off again.

Yeah, and deal. Spoiler alert. That movie's like five years old. Yeah, fuck you. I have to. That's like, I normally don't get like motion sick or anything. I had to look down really. Stretching to that movie.

I was like, I can't watch the action. I got a, I'm right here. I'm going to like refocus. I was like, definitely. I was like that for the beginning of a hunger games. Like the first hunger games movies. Very, very shaky cam. I should watch that. I beginning of a hunger games like the first hunger games movies very very shaky cam I I should watch that I prep myself for

Coloreville because that's all I heard was oh you'll get motions against I was fine to that watch born supremacy and almost threw up I could not do that shit. He just hate my Damon right? Jeremy renner isn't it? Why are you asking me? I don't know who that is Hawkeye I don't know who that is. It's not a Hawkeye. Oh, okay, I'm gonna get out of here. That really worked in.

Yeah, I did. I do. Jeremy Hays was the Jeremy Renner. Jeremy Renner. Renner. Yeah. He's a redder. He's a redder. Uh, is it a red locker?

If you're listening to this JJ, don't ever have him on screenplay. I'll back that one up. Alright. I can be one of those, like, that you can do, do like a bit where it's like, well, Miles know this. And I don't want to be the Gavin Screamer. It's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Definitely have him on that. Yeah!

I don't know why I'm scared anymore. The secret's out. I'm a fucking idiot when it comes to this. It's like, okay, can you name two actors from Forest Gump? I almost said I'm in Williams instead of Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks? Okay, that's one. And Gump. Anyone in the movie? I know! I know the rules, Jack! Instead of Tom Hanks Tom Hanks, okay, that's one hand gump

Anyone in the movie I know I know the rules jack I just made the rules Can I answer Wesley Snipes I know I can't I Chris walk in's not that movie. No, Chris for walk is like he's No, Chris though I can give you can you name one of the characters he interacts with like an actual real-life person They did live fixed That historical figure and there was There was Mrs. Gump I remember that character. Yeah, I'm at the chocolate a real character there was missus gump i remember that character a real character oh real person like a historical figure that interacted with

he interacted with the president what's his name uh... that was a christler no it was a Kennedy no it was it was he actually did talk with jfk at one point yes okay was that the only thing that got bitten the butt?

He was like, I know, he had a pee. Okay, got it nailed in. John Lennon, Johnny Carson. I'm ready. I'm not, don't ask me. Oh, by the way, it just so happens that Chelsea took a picture of carrying miles. Oh, no, it's Chelsea. They're comparison while I was reading the ads.

Good thing she missed the other part. Yeah. And there You guys are Sharing Vita secrets yeah, I'm ahead of him the game So I like I just like I help him out you know A little bit hey which was because at first I was the one that played the game before and you're the new guy and I was like oh You're gonna love this part now the revolve the revolve the revolve the revolve has revolved in so I was gonna stay this last weekend That's a lot of fun. I love Vegas, man.

Right. So I was in Vegas to play a Assassin's Creed Unity, actually, and Holy shit that game is awesome. That game is really, really good. And it's a jealous with you, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So me and the other beard went, it was a lot of fun. And he had never been to Vegas before when he was able

to gamble or anything, so I had to teach him the ways. And he made like a hundred bucks. And so he paid for Pinn and Teller. We went to talk to him and teller. That's much better than I've ever done in Vegas. I'm down like a thousand dollars. Yeah I lost a little bit out there but it was like yeah it's it's like I don't probably make it. Going to Vegas for two nights is perfect. I was there for five days and four nights which is way too long. It's been a bit of a mess. No, that's 40 days and 49. I think I once went there for some a trip very similar to like five days for now. It's like this is terrible.

And then I had, I'm gonna got my trip extended because then I went for vacation and then it was like, oh, no, you gotta stay for work for another week. Yeah, all that for life. I want to fucking murder some. Yeah, it's like you have to lock yourself in your room, otherwise you're gonna spend money. It's like you can't. No, nothing bad is just, I was just done. Oh, yeah, I'm like, it's the life.

I just saw myself in the bathroom. Yeah. Well, people are like, oh, New York is the city of the never sleeps. New York absolutely sleep. So you got it. New York at like 2am and just everything shut down. Vegas doesn't stop. Yeah, it's nothing in muggers. Yeah. Muggers in streets. Dude, streets. After a certain point, they just steal your pizza, not your wall. But, uh, you know, Vegas, Vegas is pretty cool. cool though. I mean, that's, I love that place. And we had a little like together like Adam and I were like, Hey, you know, we're gonna be over by Caesar's palace And we were thinking maybe three or four people would show up like 40 people showed up to the same

And it was just like all these other like normal people 14 part two Like all these nothing like normal people like who the hell are these guys and like people like Is that ZZ top what's going on over there and it's like that happened at this past RTX I was outside my hotel and a bunch of people asked me to sign some stuff and you know I was like yeah sure and then some big guy came up like an older guy and asked me to sign something I was like oh this is cool yeah thank you and Aaron comes up to me she goes he has no idea he where I know what he goes she goes, he has no idea who you were. I know what?

He goes, she goes, yeah, you didn't see it, but he stopped. All the people asking for your autograph. And then asked me who you were. And I said you were an internet celebrity. And then he got out like a pen and paper or whatever for me to sign. He had no idea who you were. He up at the Sun Ebay. You're making it up to Ebay.

You're making it up to Ebay. That's a popular night for you today. Oh, go ahead. Yeah, but so one of the first things I did when I first checked in I we got there a little early So I couldn't get into my hotel yet So I just wandered down the street and there was McDonald's I'm like I'm just gonna have a quick bite to eat or whatever I walk in there was a full Maryachie band playing like I'm like what I was like what the fuck? It's like time you went to Mexico. Yeah, I was like like literally like a 20 person Maryachie band playing in McDonald's and I was like

It was like literally like a like a 20 person mariachi band playing in McDonald's and I was like Okay, I'm like you guys shut down are you shooting a commercial or something? I'm like no, no, what do you want? I was like oh this is really straight I shot I shot a vine of it actually, you know, it's like that's weird. You buy a 20 piece nuggeting give them each one Like it's funny cuz while I was there I like I tweeted about it And then there was a fan sitting in the same McDonald's who like looked over and saw me and was like Yeah, that's weird. I'm also in McDonald's That's the biggest clue in the world That probably in the same McDonald's and so like I took a photo with this kid as well

It's like that's really really strange like what are the odds of that happening? No, what would be even stranger was that would have been if he was also in McDonald's with the mariachi band That wasn't Probably true, but yeah, yeah, it's crazy and so but they I mean Vegas is a blast that place is just so real But yeah, again, you can't stay there for more than two nights. I just get it's gets rough The fact that you just walk around with booze as I might face I was walking okay, I'm gonna story about this all right I hate those giant like yard long margaritas in that

Shade again. Yeah, yeah, but one time I was like I'm gonna get one. I've never done this. I'm walking down the street. The place is right here I'm gonna buy one of those stupid yard long margaritas. Yeah, I'm gonna walk around drinking it. So I buy it I start walking down the street drinking it my wife's like let's go into this like little tourist trap Super near place. I'm like, all right, fine. Trapped people. So we walk in and she's like looking at souvenirs and stuff. And I'm drinking the margarita. And then a security guard comes up to me and was like, sir, you can't be drinking that margarita in here.

You need to go out to the street and drink your margarita on the street. I was like, OK, this is the first time I would tell me that. You have to go to the street. You need to go out. Yes. And drink your liquor.

I was like, all right, I'll be outside on the street. You need to go outside. I'm gonna treat you, lick her. I'm like, all right, I'll be outside on the street. That's so fucking... So the one, one of the reasons why I'm gonna bring up Vegas was I got a new tattoo. So I got a new piece of my Tetris tattoo. So this one's... I haven't even noticed that.

Yeah, so it's all gross right now on Scabby and stuff. So you probably shouldn't look at it too close because it's like still fresh, only about a week old. Leave it out there for them. But the camera... Oh yeah, so let me see how I do my angle there. There you go. So it's still kind of gross there.

But it looks like pre-prepaces on it. Don't get a long skinny piece of the go away. But so it's funny. So we were in like the planet Hollywood shops or whatever. And I was like, I saw a tattoo place. I'm like, I'm due a tattoo, I should get one. And so I went in and priced it out. And they're like, oh, I can be whatever.

And so I'm like, I don't want to get it yet, because I got the first one with Katie. I don't know if she wants to be there when I I should get one. And so I went in and priced it out and they're like, oh, I can be whatever. And so I'm like, I don't wanna get it yet because I got the first one with Katie. I don't know if she wants to be there when I get the second one. So I'm like, all right. So that night she sends me a text, without me saying anything to her about that, she sends me a text with a photo of her

getting a tattoo in Austin. I'm like, are you kidding me? I was like, well, I'll suck my balls. I was like, all right. So I'm like, well, I'm gonna tattoo tomorrow. That's a good one. I'm so surprised you got balls. Alright, so I'm like, well I'm gonna tattoo you tomorrow. That's a good one. I'm surprised you got a tattoo in Planet Hollywood.

I swear to God, Planet Hollywood smells like a fucking sewer. Oh, this is like the mall. The mall at Planet Hollywood smells like a fucking sewer. Every time I've walked, they call it the miracle mile. Yeah, the miracle mile. Fucking sewer. I hate that place. The miracle if you can make it through.

Yes, it's nauseous. I want to barf the whole time I'm walking through that place. It stinks so far. I thought maybe it was like a one-time occurrence. I've been back a couple of times. Every time sewer. Something a great place to sit for two hours. Yeah. A needle jabbing you. Well not only that. So I got my tattoo and like I was at the front chair, which was like right on the window. And so all these people walking by would stop and look at me at one point I looked over There was like these four grandmothers who had stopped just staring. Yeah, I mean I was like this is kind of awkward Okay, where they into tattoo's or what I don't know. It was a much wider Look at me get them digits. Yeah, that was pretty fun though

So good to see you tattoo. So ultimately I'll be getting more but the first second piece. The first You know you joke about that. I've read before that What's the joking grandma's boy that STD's at nursing homes are like a really big concern. Yeah, that's a big deal Yeah, yeah, yeah They don't need these protection. Yeah They're not going to lie. Yeah, well no, it just doesn't work anymore I remember back to my past comment. Yeah, of Dusty vagina noise.

It's like slamming a whole book. Slash like powdered milk ejection. It's just sick. You heard me. It smells like mothball. Yeah. It's like a mothball, is it? All right.

Oh my god. I imagine she's like two leather handbags getting slapped together I'm glad I got my ad reach out of the way Do you think anybody working at a nursing home is ever walked? It's like taking two old pill By the way, did brother carry anymore. Yeah, it's true. That's very true. Old people don't give a fuck. Yeah, there's like, there's like herpes. Yeah.

I survived World War II. I don't care. I'm gonna do that. But now I feel something. You know, it's too dark. Too dark. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I went too far and our old people

having STDs conversated. You guys started that conversation. I'm sorry I went too far in the conversation. I started. My brain was a joint start. My grandkids don't call with the conversation. I started my great joint start my grandkids don't call but the clinic does oh my oh all right and that's how I ended that conversation so blue plus oh we've lost my you're killed by miles broken. Go. Yeah. I just want to call my grandma, Jolly, I love her now.

Well, holy shit. You and you never think about it. They still have desires. They still have needs. Okay, let's, okay, we can stop the sentimental. Okay, let's just move on to it. Vegas, am I right? Vegas.

We're just staying when you're in Vegas. I stayed actually at two places. I stayed at the SLS. Which was that that's the Sahara. They gutted Sahara and rebuilt it. It's actually really really nice. When did that open? I haven't heard of that. Apparently like in August. Apparently it's brand new. I just put on price line and it's like did the cheapest room I could find. I hit that and it's like and it's all in the monorail. And then and then so it was an Assassin's Creed event. So they put us up in the Paris. And so I stayed at Paris for like half the time I was there.

And but the weird thing was so I stayed at Paris but the event was at the SLS. So I left the SLS to go stay at the Paris and they took me back to the SLS. But it's kind of cool, the SLS, they actually, when you walk in the main entrance, they have a bar that's kind of a little bit further away but they have this crazy display that's's at an angle And they do that 3d perspective stuff where it looks like it's a 3d image And it looked like a face poking down above the bar Or if you're sitting in the bar looks at all like distorted, but from like the main entrance It looks like this crazy like face looking down and moving around and stuff. That's awful It's like a really really cool for the more

Yeah, like when I first walked in, I was like what the the hell? And then I walked out and realized, like, oh, it's a screen, but it's like those chalked the truck drives. You see one of your tracks. Seeing that shit in Vegas, like Vegas, to me, is what the future is going to look like. Yeah, it's like the lights and like all the other and reality starts to see us. And then it bleeds into the strip and then it gets into your home.

Someone in like a mini mouse costume pass on the side of the room. I saw my first time in the name. I was hitting you it into your home. Someone in like a Minnie Mouse costume pass down the side of the road. I saw my first time in Maine. Poppin' his prime is hitting you up for five bucks. That's exactly as rhyme. He's rapping on the side of the street. You get that weird creepy Elmo. That's just not really Elmo. And they're all like, like,

they're costumes that they bought years ago. And I've done their best to take care of them, but they're a little beat up. It's like Elmo needs to be put in a standoff. I thought it's not exactly Elmo. It's like red puppet. The thing now is like, is people on the strip dress,

just like the entertainers, you see one of the shows. The girls, the big feather dresses and stuff, and chippendales guys just standing on the street trying to take tips. Nice. That's weird. Give or take. Well, then you go down to Fremont,

which is old school Vegas, and then you get the really creepy people. They got that thing over the street. Crazy light thing. Yeah, but that's where like it gets out of control. Whereas like the very large woman with like pasties on taking photos of the people and just like, I'm gonna strip in a while.

I should go back. Yeah, free month. I think that was what makes you like, oh man. I missed that. Yeah. You ever want to play dollar crafts? That's the place to go.

You ever want to really. Dollar crafts exists. Yeah, dollar and three dollar crafts exist on the strip. I should go for that. Yeah. If you want to learn how to play crafts, that's a place to do it. Okay. So Lauren, Crosier made a drawing of the closet wanker.

Pretty close. Not enough, Simon. Yeah. I don't know if you're too much close. Yeah. Yeah, really just take all of the clothes that are there. Just get rid of them. That's the variant.

Yeah, you're kind of like Miles there. A little bit. Yeah, you could cross it Winker. You ever got yourself the mystery. So Gus, when was the last time you gone gambling? I think the last time I went gambling was the last time I was in Vegas, which was in March or April. Okay, you're trying to go about once a year too, right?

Yeah, maybe a little more often. Yeah, I was thinking actually about going back. I realized, I think it was past weekend, because I might have been to Vegas in a while if you go at some point. Miss those pasties. This is Brandon and Chris, I feel like I heard the other big Vegas guys in the audience.

Brandon's been another kick. He's our NASK. Yes, he jolted. Jolted is typically the Vegas guy. I can't believe that. He's the biggest thing. Yes, he jolted. Jolted is typically the Vegas guy. I believe that this is a very thing. Yeah, so like that was like I blocked your hashtags. I remember now. It was super fun, happy minus Joel Vegas trip 2014.

And I shortened that to like SVH, whatever it was. If you had you would have never tweeted. Yeah, I would have had about 10 characters actually tweet. And yeah, because like Joel typically's always down to go to Vegas And I was like Joel. She go to Vegas and like Hashtag SHFM JVT 2014 muted forever And so like we're as prodding Joel cuz Joel he was like maybe I'll go I don't know and like his like he had to He had to save money to buy his incredibly expensive car that he wants to buy and it's like you know he's getting

He wants to not shouldn't say it out loud But yeah, so like we were trying to we were trying to find Joel in the going and apparently like it was working to like on Monday He was telling Jeremy and Maddie's like maybe I should go to Vegas and I was like come on Joel But he did not come to Vegas which is incredibly disappointing. Joel's a lot of fun in Vegas. Joel's typically like, he thrives under pressure. Like he likes being busy and like, he likes deadlines where he's like, you know, coming down to the wire, he might not look like he likes it.

No, he looks like he's like, he's like, he's like, he says he doesn't like the same thing. But like, that's where he, like, he, he does his best work when his mom sat and he hates it. But like, I always say like, Joel's gonna be happy when the asteroid breaks the atmosphere and is about to kill everyone. And he's like, see, and then he'll be happy and then I'll it. But like I always say like Joel is going to be happy when the asteroid breaks the atmosphere And is about to kill everyone. He's like see and then I'll be happy and then I'll die But like other than that like the only time I've ever seen Joel happy is in Las Vegas

And so I'm like Joel come to Vegas with us and he would like Joel should move to Vegas He should move to Vegas and just just play blackjack for a living. Yeah, maybe H One other thing I want to point out. I saw someone else in the community made something Naomi made a plushy snail from the snail animated adventure that came out of the murder snail. Yeah, it's all fucking love that conversation by the way. No, I fucking hated it. I hate hypothetical situations. That's right, I learned that with my first conversation in here. I love them. I've learned that you hate when people ask you are you excited for something? So like two weeks before I just see you rolling your eyes of people but still being nice because they're still new

People that are excited for it to actually yeah I can tell I caught you with that once like is you hate when I would ask you that and I think it was about a Vegas trip Wasn't it was something like it's a Vegas or I mean It's a sale for RTX 1 I like gust excited like, yeah, and you're like, ah shit! I got you on it. Yeah, I remember that. I have that video somewhere of us putting the tickets on sale and then like, yay, it's like, oh shit, something's broken and oh god! Like that 15 minute span.

Yeah. I've got that on video somewhere. I shot it on my iPhone. That's insane. I have no idea where it is though. I got on three. It's probably in the cloud with, you know iPhone. That's insane. I have no idea where it is though. On three? It's probably in the cloud with all the other parts.

Are you making it? Do you ever wonder if your cloud data's like next to naked pictures? And does that make your data less cool? Like less good. No, it makes it better. If your bits touch their bits, it's like, you know, some 50 year old dude's butthole. Oh, sure.

It's his stuff. We share our hard drive. Like right next to the flat, like on the hard drive flat, it's like my data was next to that. Like it's tainted now. We're like tainted. Hey, it's coming off on my door. Like right next to the planet like on the hard drive flat like my data was next to that I have to watch a million other shows Three's company when I was when I was a kid I watch it all the time I feel like when I was when I was a little kid I'm gonna I'm gonna date myself here when I was a little kid Like there wasn't as much cable and there wasn't as much programming. So all you could watch was old Shut the TV off a 10 yeah

I played that so it's like I watch every episode of the Admin family like the monsters What's the monsters you are? I know I'm just feeling Eddie monsters from Austin. Yeah, I just couldn't sleep. I still can't sleep So I would just watch Nickicken night until four in the morning I used to watch it. Yeah, I mean nicken night used to have it was a similar show to Mystery Science theater, but it wasn't mystery science theater where they would take an old movie That was like black and white and they would redub the audio and like try to make a new movie out of it Yeah, I was really small when they did that and I've I've no idea what that show was

I remember being like a little a young kid watching, be like, this is the funniest thing in the world. They made black and white movies funny. You know, because it was awesome. And it was just a really cool idea to me. Did you actually watch the Reese Company? Yeah, or shot of it. My memories of the Reese Company have been tainted now because of John Ritter.

Because John Ritter was an asshole to me and yeah, and then shortly they're happy. What happened? I went out and was a part of the community. I'm going to be a part of the community. I'm going to be a part of the community. I'm going to be a part of the community. I'm going to be a part of the community. I'm going to be a part of the community.

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else. And so they had everything set up. They had this little TV booth set up where they were throwing for emotes all over the country. So it was literally like two chairs, like Katie, Cigall and John Ritter, and just a camera, and then they have their earpieces. And so they talked to like, you New York then Houston and LA whatever bouncing around all over the country and then Drew Carey had his little bit section off but they're all like you

know side by side and they just you know all it was just like a row of like plants and like kind of a little taped off area and a couple like you know employees can't be between two firms no okay and and so in between bits people are like oh you know Mr. Ritter can I have your autograph and it's like you're in a you're in a theme park you know people like they see a celebrity on a graph and he's like oh i'm sorry i can't do it i'm you know we're doing the thing and then drew carry was like people are throwing him like the park mafton he was signing him like drawing mustaches on a lad and things like that being awesome because he's awesome yeah and then at one point so people kept asking john ritter and then finally he's like hey you when he like pointed

to a guy he's like come come under the rope and he's like, okay. So he came under the rope and he's like, look, I have these Mickey Mouse hands on, so I can't sign my name, but here it takes this sharpie and then if people want my autograph, just write my name and then I'll touch it and it's like I signed it. And it's like, what?

And then he did it and he signed it for John Ritter and then he's like, hey, I gave it back and then he was just like, gave the pin back and went back under the rope. And it was like, that was a weird dick move. And then they were like, and then they broke. They're like, okay, we're gonna get lunch, but we're gonna come back and then they ever came back. And then Drew Carey skipped lunch and stood there

for an hour and signed every single autograph he could. And even like, I asked him, he came by me and I was like, hey man, we're going bowling tonight if you wanna go and he's like, where you going? And I was like, orange bowling. He's like, I have to fly out tonight, but if I me and I was like, hey man, we're going bowling tonight. If you want to go and he's like, where are you going? And I was like, orange bowling. He's like, I have to fly out tonight. But if I did, and I'd be there. And like, in my heart, I believe he would have gone bowling with us.

If he would have been in town, you know. So I'm here for this true carry. It's awesome. The Drew carry is incredible. And I've heard nothing but amazing stories about Drew carry. And anyway, so yeah, more or less to worry, John Ritter was an asshole and Drew carry was awesome. So yeah. And that's one of my experiences at Disney.

Like, weird stuff like that. Like, Rosie O'Donnell total asshole like she's evil. She kinda gives off that vibe. Yeah, yeah. But a few people like most still alive. A lot of like a lot of basketball players are really cool. And we can seriously. You asking the Miles question? Yeah. You're about to be teaching it.

Yeah, he's asking. Yeah. Uh, he's chin hairs. Uh, Darth Vader died on the set of uh, Tensil Parole 4. Yes. Or he, that's where he had his, yeah, hard, like a chin hair. Darryl died on the set of a 10-cylp overall. Yes, or he had a massive heart attack. Right. And then most people forget that Kaley Kuko or whatever, however you say her name, she was on that show.

She was the teenage daughter. And then she went on to do big bank theory. So she's now Kaley Kuko. Yeah, so she's famous in her own right. And Katie Sigal is still Katie Sigal. so she's famous in her own right and Katie Saga all is off this still Katie Saga all so yeah, she's in the future. I was gonna ask him it. Sorry. What can you name future? I'm a quit us Katie Saga a bit. Probably anything with Jason Saga all. That's probably Is that I don't fucking know? I don't know.

Okay, Christina Applegate was also in the show. He's not gonna know. I don't need. I've know that name Didn't it what David Fostino never heard it before? Condiment fuck what was what was Marcy Marcy Darcy and then Jefferson Darcy Fuck is the Dossie. I know that's the thing from a thing It's from my pride and prejudice or some shit. Yeah, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's what you name an actress from I know this all right. Uh, a fight club.

You're a nobody fight club Edward Norton. Okay. Brad Pitt. Yeah. Why is there a question mark on that? It was just like handsome Hollywood man. No, uh, I think it's Brad Pitt. I don't know the uh,

George clean was Batman one time George was Batman one time. Can you name the collector in and Guardians of Galaxy? Oh, yes, and I know that name something Del Toro It's it's not Guillermo heated PT and other things. I'm sure Wow! I'm sure. Creator of PT and O. What a PT! With Hideo Kojimo. Kojimo.

Kojimo. Kojimo. Coming, not going to. Alright, so blank Del Toro was the collector in... Yeah, something Del Toro. Venicio Del Toro. Venicio Del Toro. I saw a trailer for the new PT Anderson movie before Gone Girl. Yeah, and Venicio Del Toro is in it's a

called Inherent Vice. Oh yeah. It looks pretty good. It looks interesting. I can't think of the last movie PT Anderson directed. He did there will be blood. I don't know if he did anything after. No, he did the one with walking Phoenix and Philipsy Moore Hoffman. Oh, oh, the master master. Yeah, I don't know if he's done anything since then though. I mean, I didn't see that one throughout about it. Yeah, I had really good things about that, but it's not as slow burn. Yeah, well, I mean, there will be blood. It was one of the slowest burns ever.

So good. Like 20 minutes of no dialogue until, yeah. I rewatched 2001 to space Odyssey when I was flying out to Pax and that the first, I think like 35 minutes of that movie there's no dialogue. No, no, no, like no music either right? There's no, there's like subtle music. Yeah, yeah. So, uh, so Mando, do you know that? So I've seen a really obscure movie. It was within like last decade. So, uh, Mandocon, which is like the, uh, so Mando is the like the poster company they do

vinyls and toys and stuff now here in Austin, like really, really badass place. They released the 2001 alternate soundtrack, alternate score, because they actually had a score produced for the movie, and then Stanley Kubrick came in and just got rid of it. Like it was like the three quarters finished. And so they went in and they actually showed that a panel where they were talking about like the creation of it and what happened and why it got just completely removed and how they kind of found it again and remastered it. And they showed the movie with the remastered score and it's weird. It's like oddly like upbeat and stuff. Like the very beginning, like the where they finally, you know, where you get the bone and start doing the work.

With the monkey killing the other monkey. Yeah, yeah. And the whole thing. And then like up in space, like on the plane, we're like the pins floating around. Thank you so much. So it's very, very strange hearing it without hearing a different score on it. It's like, it's all classical stuff from the actual movie. That was playing at the drive-in theater, right next to here. And the way that it echoed, I can never point in the

redirection right next to here. And the way that that drone echoed off of our building scared to shit I'm like 2 a.m. When I was leaving it was the weirdest thing I just walk out of I'm gonna go work. There's someone behind the armor. Yeah All right, all right All right, so I have to piece up one. Thank you everyone for watching make sure you check out screen play tomorrow at 4 p.m. for extra Gus The patch on Wednesday at 4PM again,

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