Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #293

Episode Date: October 14, 2014

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to your door. Forget the vending machine that starts snacking smarter with Folsom delicious treats like dark cocoa almonds. Support this podcast by ordering a free NatureBox sampler box at naturebox.com slash RoosterKey. NatureBox.com slash Rooster Keith. Hey everyone, welcome to the RST Podcast live. Stage 5, beautiful Austin, Texas. Hi Gus. This week, Gus Serella. Ben from me. Christa Maris.

And Bernie Burt. And Gus Serella. Can I get a beer? Yeah Bernie's literally just walking on stage. I think with about 10 seconds till we went live, you were still walking around back there. Who do you even know? When I find out we had 10 seconds left,

then I could, I'd say, oh, I can still get something done. So I want to weigh in. I'm going to get on stage for a bit. Today was a very, very crazy day. Yeah, I'll talk about it. So today was the first day. Today is Monday, October 13th. And it's what's that?

It checks out. Yeah. And today was the first day of, I guess, hardcore pre-production and production of Lage Team. So tomorrow's like the actual first shoot day. E-production. What? E-production. What is E-production means?

Between pre and production? Oh, it's just E production. Reproduction? Reproduction. Reproduction. Hey, hot core pornography. Today was Reproduction Day. And all comes back full circle.

Anyway, so there was a lot of running around today. Had some people that were here in town that we were meeting for the first time. A lot of us were meeting for the first time. So it was just a fun day of running around and seeing lots of cool stuff. Nice. Like laser gauntlets. So enjoy your final look at Bernie for the foreseeable future. I will be around.

I got my hair today. And they, you make it sound like they strapped you down and like took the shears to you like you're a sheep in a field. I met a lot of people. I believe the person who cut my hair day was Beth. And there's some of them hair dressers. They really, and Michael could probably back this up if he was here. But they really like curly hair a lot of people, I believe the person who cut my hair day was Beth. And there's some of them hair dressers, they really, and Michael could probably back this up if he was here.

But they really like curly hair a lot, like they don't get to deal with it very often. And as a result, they just want to like make it as big as possible. And so like they cut my hair and then poofed it way the hell up. And then I was like, no, okay. My wife's been bugging me to get a haircut because my hair's really long right now. And I wanted to get a haircut, but we started filming this other thing that's been going on for a little over a week now. Josh is project. Right. And I can't cut my hair because now if I cut my hair halfway through the project,

all of a sudden my hair gets short. Oh, and we'll have pickups for the next three months. Right. So every day my wife's like, why don't you get a haircut? She's like, I can't. I've got to wait. So when are you going to be done filming? I don't know. You just got to give up on that because there's been so many times where I've said, I'm going to cut my hair and I was like, okay, so you sure I'm gonna cut my hair Yes, and they cut my hair and they come in the next day like you cut your hair Today we have to do it to reshoot something we shot four weeks ago

I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I showed up and I was like you know I had a beard when you filmed this right you're like oh shit I remember we put a complete fake beard on you for the reunion short where it's like let's get some mascara and just kind of you look like Daniel Day Lewis playing you. That's what you look like. Yes I feel like really look closely at some of those shots you can see my beard is just mascara over like a tiny bit of stubble that happened to him.

I couldn't believe every comment was it like what's wrong with Gus. Is he? Is he? what's wrong with Gus? This is the first pass we used like brown mask So it's like brown it was like I had shit over my mouth. You can just say it Chris I would look like they were shit all around my mouth. It was terrible The black one much better much more flattering Oh, I was on the podcast last week. Okay. And that last week was after we discovered.

Oh, right. Last week I remember that. There was an Ebola case that showed up in Dallas. Do you know? Yeah. Well, this is the, so this nurse who got Ebola from this guy, Duncan, who came from, I believe, Liberia. Yes. And he came to Dallas, went to the hospital two days

after he started having symptoms. They turned him away, saying, I you're fine. And then he goes home with two days, and symptoms are when you can pass the virus, when you're exhibiting symptoms. And two days later, he then comes back to the hospital. So I really do think something's wrong with me. And there's been a lot of speculation

about the guy who was lying on all this stuff, but it's just basically, they turn them away, then they come back two days later and they go, oh yeah, you have a bowl of, they admit him. And now this young lady, this nurse, she's, I think it's been now been identified by her family. Correct. And she is literally, she is now like,

the poster child, she is the first case of a bowl in the US. She's is the first case of Ebola in the US. She's the first transmission of Ebola in the US. So she's like, she's not patient zero, but she's like patient one. I think CNN has this adorable picture of her and her dog, like the dog is looking around the face. Like you can't pick a more sympathetic dog.

And dogs carry Ebola. Is that the first time? The dog be the next like carrier. The answer to your question is yes. And it's something that not many people know about Ebola, which is like, when we start off on a really emergency tangent immediately. Because I lost my phone, it's around here, I have no idea. No one can call.

But yes, dogs can get Ebola and they carry it asymptomatically. So they just like carriers of Ebola. And in fact, there was a nurse in Spain in Madrid and they carry it asymptomatically. So they just like carriers of Ebola. And in fact, there was a nurse in Spain in Madrid who contracted Ebola. They killed her dog, like the Spanish authorities killed her dog, euthanized the dog, which they killed.

That would be like the creepiest and most mean way of doing chemical warfare. If you just go to pounds, you can contract the Ebola and just give it to all the dogs. And then like, are you like passing it out to the dog there Chris? Like, you're sorry bull, you're sorry. Yeah, but it's, yeah, and it's like one of those things that's not that the US went through a very short period of time, which was a little bit, a little bit of hubris where it was like,

oh, everybody stopped, don't worry about it. You know, it's not a control in Africa, because everyone's just passing into each other, don't know how to do it. And then like, here's a nurse who's covered head to toe in protective gear, and she contracts. Well, the CDC kind of threw her or the hospital under the bus on total speculation. Yeah, they said, well, protocol, proper protocol was breached. And that's what caused this, this spread. Well, they don't want people to panic. They won't elaborate on what that means. Like, what do you mean? Protocol was breached and that's what caused this the spread. Well, they don't want people to panic. They won't elaborate on what that means. Like what do you mean protocol was breached? If they just say, yeah, we don't know.

Wow, we don't know that everybody did everything right, but it's still spreading people with absolutely panic. Am I weird for not wanting to shake hands anymore? Like officially. You mean fair, Brennan, you don't ever like shaking hands. I know, but officially saying no to any service ends. I've been with them one time. We're out and he just

Someone goes to shake his hand and you're like I just washed my hands. You're actually set that to a guy Well, do you think his hands were wet? No, he said because he just they were clean Disgusting I had some of words at one point We were hanging out and you shook somebody's hand and then while they were there you immediately took out one of those antibacterial things. I put it in and watch that wasn't That was worse But no, I'm not touching anybody. I'm always I don't know how you are guys, but at cons We just came back from New York, Comic Con. I didn't go you didn't go nobody your way There were a lot of those people are actually still making the way back

They had like a if it hurt a seven-hour line at Comic Con. Wow. Yeah, yeah And it's just like You know, we see a lot of people when we go to these conventions and you shake a lot of hands So on a regular basis just because it's a lot of people from all over the country or all over the world You're gonna get exposed to things so I'm always really careful. I don't get sick at cons anymore But for the first year or two I would get sick on a regular basis Like when I go to packs and everyone gets packs pox sort of the cut never get it Yeah, I don't ever two rules sanitize your hands frequently and don't touch your face. Don't touch your face. It's a big one

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, you don't get it. You're fine. Make sure you don't have anything hurt here And then don't touch sweaty dudes. I got a cut. I got a cut on my finger. That's bugging the shit out of me I'm gonna come back to that story. Have you shaken any hands of sweaty men? No, I haven't okay. I don't think I have. Stay away. Anyway, so I always sanitize my hands at the booth on a regular basis, but like not based on anything. Just like oh 15 minutes have gone by. Yeah, I should probably sanitize my hands. I can sympathize. But it's always a thing of like I don't want anybody to see me do it. It's a totally see me do it. It's a totally responsible, professional thing to do to sanitize your hands. Yet I feel like I have to hide the fact that I'm sanitizing my hands. I always try to justify it, like to the next person, like listen, listen, I shake a lot of hands, I'm doing this for your protection, you're going to get the cleanest handshake possible as soon as I'm done doing this. Yeah, I just watched aways like, yeah, I got it.

I got it. I got it. It's not going anywhere. It's getting pox, packed people. Packed up tons. We shouldn't made jokes about it at this point. God, my surprise. Yeah, you talked about a cut on your hand the other day I was replacing one of the screens in my place. So I took the screen out, then I put the new one on and had like little latches, like little catchers, you got to push up and then get the screen on there. Yeah.

Then it was in there and I went like this to like just kind of brush it down. I was like, huh, why is there blood all over that? Oh, no. Okay my bum. I was just blood was just gushing down and I had like punctured under the nail, like that bit of skin. I was like, oh, that really hurts now.

Man, when that happens, that is like your whole week. Like I go one time, I did a weird thing where I bruised the bottom of my foot. Have you ever done that? One of my kids left out like a die cast metal airplane. And I stepped on the back of it like the tail fin when you straight up into the arch of my foot and bruised my foot. Bruising the bottom of your foot A is hard and B it's hard to get over. Because like for a week if like I just stepped on a weird anyway at all was a

weird way. And I was just like in total pain every time I stepped on it. I stepped on a toothpick. My brother was eating pop charts with toothpicks I don't know why Yeah, it is on the floor and I ran and I stepped in this toothpick and it got wedged into my foot and I was like pop tart goo All over it I'm sorry. Did it jam in your foot like yeah, but yeah And there's like there was a it was apple cinnamon What is wrong with your cinnamon pop tart

that's that story just getting weirder and weirder he was eating pop tart with toothpicks on the floor i don't know that's me i just that don't know that so uh... because i mentioned cons uh... gust there are a lot of people on twitter who are now saying are you coming to this con are you coming to that con for us to someone wants to know you coming to this con? Are you coming to that con? For instance, someone wants to know if we're coming to Vermont, Comic Con, October 25th and 26th. I would say no, we're not going to Vermont, Comic Con.

No. Where are we going in the near future? In October, we'll be at PAX Australia. I want to say that's like October 30th, 31st, I believe. 30th at 31st, 10th November, 2nd. Then we'll be at Supernova Adelaide and Supernova Brisbane and we'll be at MCM London, Comic Con in October. Yeah, that's like in two weeks.

Yeah. So that's what we'll be. Jack and Ray are going on out of Australia, right? Jack and Ray are going to Australia, Jordan and I are going, or Jack and Ray are going to PAX Australia, Jordan and I are going to Supernova, and Miles and Kerry are going to London. I believe that's the breakdown, and that's it for 2015. Very cool.

I know you were on Mac to Australia, I'm jealous. I love it. And then unless of course you go to one of the Ruby volume two screenings, which are happening at, I believe six album would draft houses around the US. All over the nation. I think the one in Austin sold out, but I don't know if the other ones else were sold out.

You should go to TraffTouse.com. We're going to show volume two of Ruby and then do some Q&A. And the Q&A will be live streamed to all the different theaters. So even if you're in another theater, you can still ask a question to the people here in Austin. Yeah, you can. Okay, let me tell you the exact places where Ruby volume two will be screened. The Alamo and Richard's present It'll be

On Ashburn Austin Houston Ashburn Kansas City little tin and Yonkers What about what about Vermont? I think the Ashburn Virginia is there over yes, there's an element from Yonkers There's no Vermont. Sorry. Yeah, Yonkers, it's New York. It's interesting Kansas City. It's in the 8 NYC area. That is correct sir. You are correct. Kansas or Missouri? Dude, it's the same thing. It's not hey hey. It's a different statement. Are they connected to each other though? I mean it's the same city like the passport across a little border. Depending on which one city state to another city state. Which side of the sheep that you're on. Let's call that you're all right let's see here Kansas City is going slow slow if Google fiber don't they have no excuse that's true they do I got fiber that's so happy I get

AT&T fiber you know you stand wide braggdruck so long now yeah no it's good it's really good yeah it's kind of this morning I think everybody's just burn out on waiting for Google yeah Google they released an update that wasn't telling them people where they are in the process, but showing all the hard work that's going into building the new network. And it was showing these guys like, do you think they could just call them?

And they were like digging a trench and shit in there. It's like, boy, building it, all new fiber network. Sure, it's hard work. It looked like no information at all. It looked like a propaganda video from like world war two ridiculous there is speculation that Google is it's just smoking mirrors that they are announcing cities are going into and just like waiting to see like how the carriers react to it good you know I mean I'm happy

carriers have reacted very well in Austin everybody has up there in it like for instance I get for $70 a month now, I get a gigabit service on fiber from AT&T, which is, I think my last speed test was like, 780 megs down, I think, and then 380 up. I uploaded a four gig, let's play for this in 10 minutes. If you are using the Austin speed test server, you should stop using it. I didn't know, I'm smart, I'm not to do that. I used a this in 10 minutes. If you are using the Austin Speed Test server, you should stop using it.

I'm smart, I'm not to do that. I used Grande and San Marques. That's what I always use. Yeah, I've used ATT servers. It's like, wow, look at this. You got 800 up. Google did the same thing a few years ago when they discontinued the old way

that we transmitted television signals. They basically put that spectrum up for BID with all these different companies and there was a reserve. And if you hit that mark, then it would become like open source. I forget the exact link. And Google had no interest in owning any of that. But they bid that reserve because they knew that someone else actually wanted it and would pay more.

And it would be like beneficial for them in the long run. I remember that. I vaguely remember the story talking about. It was a yeah it was a spectrum that got freed up and the FCC was auctioning it off. Yeah yeah and it's just like well we'll play it but yeah it's old. You're only calling an asshole if you're the company that had to pay it. Yeah that's what I'm saying. It was a lot of money. It was like it was billions of dollars. It was billions of dollars. Yeah you're like fuck. It's like when you're watching that thing on eBay you're like I know that asshole is just bidding to put the price up it's like I got no interest in buying it yeah

uh... but I think AT&T is rolling it out across the country I've heard rumors uh... Houston's coming up yeah I think uh... they've also talked about sanatone as well yeah I think sanatone was their headquarters yeah well I think they moved it to Dallas when they they changed their name to AT&T uh... because it was sbc and they they changed their name to AT&T Because was sbc and then they changed their name to AT&T and the slow study process dude. I'll be coming AT&T again Yeah, it's done now, right? It's pretty much done. Yeah, there's no yeah, there's nothing else It's a TNT SPC went and they bought the Pacific Bell and then they came in and bought mama Bell like it's just all one thing again And then time one or a comp cast We're gonna have one company for everything in the world

Not not just one company. And if that's only we were sure to. All your needs in one. Somebody wrote to me and said in Australia, they pay $100, assuming $100, $100, Australian, for a hundred megabits down and two megabits up and only a 200 gigabyte a month monthly quota. One thing I'm going to share about quotas is I have no idea how much does gaming use? You know, I normally, I use time order and you can check how much you use in a month. In a typical month, I'll use about between two and three hundred gigs of data. Here's a thing. Gaming?

Just like general, everything. Would you rather have a very, okay, so say you only have a game or something a month, right? Would you rather have a really really fast speed? Yes, so it just goes to really fast And you're like god damn it or would you rather have a slower speed so you naturally pace it out? No a fast speed Because then you can meter it yourself instead of being metered by the other side if you have a quota You want to be slow as well, so just Well, you have a quota and then you're like, it's like if you have for dinner, if you have one fish stick, do you wolf it down or do you? Yeah, it's like

do you want someone saying, well, here's your quarter of the fish stick. Yeah, here's the next quarter. You would you you take forever to eat. Say all you have in house is a pop tart and a pop. That's all you have. How do you eat your pop. How the fuck do you eat a pop? I don't know. with a toothpick that's what I said I was really pissed I was like that's what you said you stepped on toothpick you didn't say out But afterwards I was like what I didn't say this cuz I was like seven But I was like why the fuck are you eating a pop tart on the floor with toothpicks at seven? I totally would have said fuck. No, I would I grew up in New York. I can say but you can say you couldn't say but I couldn't say don't be a

Butt head. I got in trouble for it. Oh, man. Of course you can trouble you. You'll say it well. Yeah, in my head I was like I can't say but Cruises. Yeah, it was like I wasn't allowed to watch the Simpsons when I was seven and either I but you still find ways to do it But yeah, I know you just said it. I know I could say that kind of butt But it is like that's what I would get that's how I would get around with it. I know I could say that kind of but but it is like that's it That's how we get that's how we get around with it. I'd be like, oh, you're such a butt. I Also like this, you know Imagine creative person you are

You look at me like oh, I'm so smart So what was that we're parents? Where were you in the family? I'm the middle you strike me as a middle kid. I'm a middle kid. You strike me as a middle kid. Yeah, forgettable. Yeah, no, I was bizarre I was just yeah, older sister and then younger brother. I was mean my older younger brother. That's why I said it up pop tart two-pig We've had the pop tart are just a ruse like Like, what kind of pop tart was it, do you remember? Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Yeah, one of those.

That's a good pop tart. I mean, not that pretty. I didn't eat that one, but it's in general. I like the flavor. You need that one if you stepped on it or stepped on the road to it. It's like wine, like making wine out of it. They're stepping on pop tart. Getting some juice out of it.

You know the people who survive Ebola have immunity to it? That's kind of interesting. So is it like chickenpox in that you can never catch Ebola again? They actually don't know a lot about it, right? So a lot of it is still conjecture. But they think that there's several different strains of it, but essentially it's like the flu where one strain is dominant when they have an outbreak. But yeah, these people that have already been through it have now an immunity to it,

which makes you wonder if there's a huge pandemic. The biggest problem is going to take place is that there's going to be a huge strain on health resources. So is it like advantageous to get a really deadly disease? First, yeah, like get it premeditated, like, but I know it's a 30% survival rate. 30%. That low, I was like 50 no It's I think in Africa it's 70% mortality rate. Well, I think I think you asked where to 100 yeah They're testing a trial. I'm saying it's not 50 50 it's 70 30. That's what I'm saying They're testing a trial drug up north right? We can't all the people that were taken so didn't Russia today claim that they have a cure for Ebola Russia today claimed it today Russia

Today Russia claimed to have a cure for Ebola. Yeah, the chive There's has a weird side effect. You go really cute You have to get million selfies and send them in do we have any bullets? Oh, that's just how he wrote me. That's the assassin snail Gavin's hypothetical scenario. He now figured out what the power of the snail is. If you became immune to Ebola, would you go to West Africa and strut? It's just be like, you know, we did, what's that? No, you would strut. But they should immediately put those people to work in healthcare. Like if you

recover from Ebola, you should immediately go to work as a healthcare person for Ebola. They should be taking your blood and making like serums out of it. Well, that's probably, I probably imagine that's probably going on somewhere, you know? But this is a tough disease to work with. People get it. You work with it and you get it. I mean, that's the tough thing.

Does anyone want to volunteer to? No, I'm actually working on this other. Yeah. So I came in with a pop-tard injury. I got it. I hope that I can take care of it. Airline workers, somewhere in New York, it might have been at JFK, were protesting

unsafe working conditions now because of Ebola. Yeah, because they have to clean up the trains. Right, they have to clean the bathrooms on planes that come from there and they're worried about dead. Well, someone's got to clean them. Your right, Chris, someone does have to clean. Like, they can't, they can't, they can't, they can't, they can't, they can't, they can't,

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One of the things, it can live a decent amount of time on a surface, like a scary amount of time on a surface. And the other thing too is that it survives for the longest amount of time, like after you've been contagious and you've been sick and you recover, like it lives in your sperm for a much longer period of time. Really? So like then after an outbreak, a bullet could then become a sexually transmitted disease after that, which is like crazy.

It's crazy. Could you have any Bola, baby? I don't think you could have. I don't know. I don't know. I know I really don't. Because the mother's half would be non Ebola. Literally, I don't want to make, I really don't want to make a light of this

because those some people are really concerned about us. I don't want to like stoke the the fires of panic or anything like that You're the guy fucking rations. I listen You bought it so don't say you don't want to inside a panic because you said you bought rations and you were so happy when this happened No, I wasn't I was never like you see I was right. I was right. No, I said we jinxed it Listen, I would never I listen. I don't ever want to live on those I have rations I have these like I should have brought some in because we can eat something today I need a you do one. Do you have a bunker? Nope. I wish did That's the dream Brandon

You're a good bucket. How would you decide a bunker? What like sleepovers and stuff? Fucking horrible Who exactly how what's your criterion people? I hear you my family. Well, the it's gonna be a great DVD my family. It's gonna be my? I hear you. My family. Well, the it's got to be a great DVD. My family. It's going to make my criteria. That's a criteria. My family. Like somebody someone called someone asked me, somebody asked me if like, you know, the whole euthanizing the dog thing with friends, like if Ebola got close to my family or whatever, something like that. And they said, and someone told you it

would be say, you know, would be safer to euthanize Joe the cat. Would you? And I'm like yes I would euthanasio the cat and I give me an excuse there's a really bad cold cold yeah he's depressed but yeah chose a cat is turned into such a prick man he's unbelievable that cat you did a whole archie life with him Brandon he was always he always targeted me and everybody thought I was a jerk because he me out at you he did he did all sorts of mean things when people were around when it was just the two of us he was cool I'm gonna have to record the way Joe the cat meows in the morning and it's like I get up at 6.30 every day

6.30 I'm up and ready to go. Oh man. 7.30. Oh man. As you called me out, 7.30. 7.15 I get it. 7.15 I get it. And I'm ready to go at 7.15. But that can't, that's not a matter of a 6.30 anyway, Ashley. The cat, half an hour before he knows I'm going to get up, just starts like this cat or wall, just like window rattling me out.

And it just doesn't stop. Joe the cat. It's like a death rattle Yeah, he's a real arm clock getting you warmed up to get out of bed I remember slipping in the annex on the bean bag and then just hearing Just like it's all it's really bad. Yeah Look at it. You like coming to the bean bag and do it next year Yeah, I mean the war will do this thing. he just like licks me and rubs me until

I get up. I'm like, all right. I'm up. Now what? Yeah. He just wanted me up. Yeah. He's bossing you around.

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Delicious snacks. So I did, I fulfilled my greatest nightmare possible this weekend. Well, well, wait, let me think about this. What is Gus's greatest nightmare? It has to be in the social situation. Yeah. It has to. Correct. You're all other people. Correct. Did you sing in public? No, that is bad, but no.

karaoke would be getting you to go to karaoke night would be on fucking I'd be like Joe the cat I'd be like clawing I can't see you could fucked up were you in a public pool? No That's a weird thing that it seems like you'd be uncomfortable. So public pool Outside okay, oh heat Music you know, I went to ACL. He did who are you? I know what'd you go see nothing because it was fucking miserable. Oh, I got there in real life how terrible it was I can hear it from my house on a Friday. Oh shit. Oh, yeah, it was hot as hell. Yeah, dusty. I was on Sunday

It was nice. Everything was cool. It was muddy though. Not that bad. Dude, the weather today in Austin was perfect, except in St. Wind. Yeah, at ACL they have like they have cans of water. It looks like beer cans, but they're blue cans. Yeah. This is also city limits and bottle or canned water. And at one point I was I was sitting next to these group of like frat looking dudes and they were all fucked up They were all so drunk and one of them comes back with like waters for all of them Because I guess he really he's like the less drunk one and he's getting like water for all of his friends being responsible and He answered to this one guy who's sitting next to me and The guy goes what's this?

He goes get to what's water just drink it. You just you fucked up dude. This isn't water and he like Search chugging it. he goes whoa wasn't expecting that I guess it looks so much like a beer can he was convinced that I'm giving him another beat I want to in the last night those this girl who I'm sure was on some kind of drug lot of that going. She climbed up on the top of this tower that they had made. It's bad, I do. I think it's some kind of like figure. It's probably like 20 feet in the air.

And everybody was crowded around and there was no way to get her down. And she was just kind of like milking it. She would like point down like she was gonna jump or she'd point up like she's gonna keep climbing and trying to get people to cheer one way or another. And I stayed for like a half hour because it was pretty good entertaining but they eventually did get her down.

I'm going to say my good friend Patrick, I took a photo at ACL because it's right behind my house and I just walked down there with the kids and called them over the fence. You could probably hear it just like that. You could actually was in the house and she was like humming along something and then she realized she could hear her one of a band she did she loves she didn't even know was at ACL she could hear them from the house and she didn't even realize it was picking up on it but I took a picture I'll send this to Patrick real quick I took a picture of all the fucking bikes oh that was crazy that is crazy how many bikes there were.

Crazy. It's just like a sea of bikes. Like you go down Bargain Springs Road, and then on one side, they see it. Then on the other side, it's just bike parking. Like as far as you can see, just bikes stacked up. It looks like a transforber. Because it's just like a pile of mail.

Just like put them on top of each other. It's like where's your bike? Somewhere in the pile. There it is. I'm gonna say I can't even express this and it was like funny because it was like a Mall of bikes basically and then there was fences all around the place just keep people out of the park because they'd wrecked all these fences just to you know make it a ticket at event and Hey Patrick, I'm sending this to you over the, uh, over the internet. That's magical. I, I, as a subbing line, I put cars. I have no idea what they're bikes, but I put cars. Um, but, uh, the fences everywhere, the bikes were on the fences. Like, these are like seven, eight foot

fences and people would hook the front tires over the, All the fences, but then there was like every, like 20 feet, there was a sign that no bike parking and there was like a little gap right around that one sign. But then everywhere else, it's like, I know which I was like those signs had repellent. Yeah. It's like, oh, I can't get too close to that sign. But right here between the two no bikes, I can do it there. The signs aren't close enough.

Everyone else has. And then there's a little bridge on Barton Springs Road, which is where Zilker is. It's over a little creek that runs from Barton Springs down to the river. Yeah, that's all the bikes. I try to capture it. That's at night. And we'll put this in the link dump if you're listening to the audio podcast. But how many bikes is that Chris?

I don't know. Eight. Eight to a hundred. Anything ton of bikes. But there's a bridge that goes over the creek and people are walking back over there from ACL drunk. And there's just at the midpoint of the bridge, there's a sign as you're like walking along the side of walking over the railing.

There's a big sign that just says, don't. That was it. It just said don't. And I laughed so hard at that what I saw. big sign that just says don't. That was it. It just said don't. And I laughed so hard at that what I saw. I think I have a picture of that too. So that's Patrick.

This one's going to be called do it. It was such a mass of people. It was unbelievable. I don't know how many of you ever have been like before. 60 or 70,000? I've never been there. The crazy thing is this one.

Because it's a nightmare for me. What brought you out? I had to the sun there. What? Can it meeting? Yeah. What does that mean? I can tell you more about it off the whole podcast. Why? Yeah, I had to go there. I guess you sat up this meeting for this meeting. And then it was like we sat up the meeting. They did. They did? Yeah. It wanted you to come to ACL. Yeah. They had their own private area. Right. That you want to. Oh, so you got to a private area where there was no people.

Yes, that's how they drew me in. Or less people. And you didn't see anything. No. Yeah, I went down there with the kids and it was at night. So I held them over the fence to see like, you know, people on drugs. Yeah, well, yeah, to see Eminem.

So there was like four F-Mom. To see Eminem. Four F-Mom's in 12 seconds. I was like, yeah, I'm with him. Let's go. We're going back to the house where we can hear it anyway. Yeah, don't. Here's a sign. That's go back to the house where we can hear it anyway. Don't. I hear his a sign.

That's the dough inside of the bridge, is dough. Don't do it. Yeah, it was an experience. So I fucking find it say, I went there. That's it. Done. I don't understand how it's that crowded, and now it's two weekends.

It's the second year that they're two weekends, and presumably it's supposed to be half the crowd, but it's like, no. No, no. Just let's sell more tickets. Yeah, yeah. Make it rain. Awesome.

I'm good for them. I can imagine like the problems planning that event. Like the cell phones don't work at all. Like you start getting close to Aaron. It's like, you don't realize, well, maybe you do, but it's like how worthless your cell phone is without an internet connection. Yeah.

Or without even being able to make a phone call. It's like, this device serves no purpose. It plays games, but only games that don't have to connect the internet. Right. Yeah. I was going to the bathroom and I was just waiting there. My phone didn't work. So I just put in my pocket and I didn't know what to do. And she said, like, I looked like the most awkward guy in the world. Because you just, like, I don't know when am I supposed to look at other things? Or like, you or like pretend to do stuff. You know I should have thought about this at the time but I know that the protesters in Hong Kong they have a similar problem where they can't use their phones so there

are text messaging apps or like instant messaging apps they communicate via Bluetooth. So you know the Bluetooth on your full device device. So it's just device to device communication, peer to peer style. That's really clever. Yeah, so yeah, you could communicate that way. I was like, oh, I should have used that. That way, I could communicate with other people that I knew. But what's the range?

I don't know how it works. Everyone has to be using it. It jumps from device to device. It's called a mesh network. That's really cool. It's like you have nodes along the way and it's called a mesh because everyone has it and everyone's a point and everyone is a receiver and a broadcaster. And it's like you just build a mesh that way.

So you're going through like a web of people that are just in the physical pathway of who you're trying to... It's like an ad hoc network that's being built on the fly. That's pretty cool. We used to, when Gus and I were working in internet technologies in the late 90s in the dot com era that that was a big thing that people were pushing for for rural areas was it to give everyone these big wireless connections like on poles and then that would just like they would build a network that way because as we learn from the Google press kit it's very hard to build a fiber network you know I put cables in the ground it's really it's really

expensive and if it even a place that's as dense as Austin, where there's households like every 40 feet, it's even harder when there's houses every five acres or something like that, you know. It's just not worth it. It's not a cost effective. In fact, for the telephony network, they have a bunch of stuff that bridges that gap.

I went to a hunting trip one time. I don't hunt, but I was like, I'm a company trip where we took the customers out and I just went along. Did you listen to music, but I had to go to a hunting trip one time. I don't hunt, but I was like, I'm like a company trip where we took the customers out and I just went along. Did you listen to music, but I had to go down the shelf. Exactly, exactly. But I had to go to fucking loving county Texas.

Loving county Texas is like right in the part Texas you never go to, which is like the border between New Mexico and Texas, like that like hard corner. Yeah, yeah. And the population density of where I was was 0.1. That means it was one person every 10 square miles out there. It's just nothing but like land and land and land. Like, it was the first time I'd ever heard someone talk

about land in terms of sections and not in terms of acreage. And I was like, why do you, what's a section? And they said, oh, a section is 640 acres. And it's like, why would you get in terms of acreage. And I was like, why do you, what's a section? And they said, oh, a section is 640 acres. And it's like, why would you get in terms of that? And so anyway, this guy, and this guy was really interesting out there, but he had a phone line in his house. I was like, how much did it cost to get your phone out here? And he said, it cost 30 bucks installation, that was it.

But he asked the guy who installed it, and it cost the phone company about 12 grand to install it to get it out there. She asked the fungically required to go on the thing. Yeah, they're like funnigally required. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called the Universal Service Fund. There was a law that was passed that everybody on their phone bill every month pays three bucks a month so that everybody can get phone service, regardless of where they are.

And they've been talking about doing the same thing with broadband for a long time. Yeah. Where broadband access is like a fundamental right in the U.S. and everyone should have access to it. And but that's just going to mean there'll be some kind of federal fee that's applied to all of our bills monthly. So can I there was a there was a proposal I'm looking up the the specific sign right now. But I want to say it was Verizon had approached the FCC about changing the definition of what broadband is. So great. Oh, it's a rise in terms of the government. I get nervous.

Right. So I believe they wanted to change it. I can't find a specific story. But I believe they wanted to change it. I can't find a specific story, but I believe they wanted to say four megabits of data qualified as broadband and they were offering broadband for wire safety. They turned it down. They have to see overturned it saying that that was ridiculous. I don't really claim that. I forget what the number they said along with. I think the number they said is 10.

That's right. It was an issue if they wanted to change it so they can advertise. They could call their service as broadband. Do you hear what the they wanted to change it so they can advertise? Yeah, it was. They can think they can call their service broadband. Do you hear what's the same thing's happening with Tito's? I guess like they do. Tito's vodka. Tito's vodka. Yeah.

Tito's vodka started in Austin, but it's spread across the country. I think there are vendors in California that are competing with Tito's now. Yeah. That's trying to sue them because they say they're handmade. It's handmade vodka. Yeah, handmade vodka, but obviously, with that kind of distribution, it's all made with the machine. So I think Tito's came out and said, but yeah, we use our hands to connect the hoses

like to the machine, and it's like, they're trying to find any legal way they can get out around that. Well, how do you make vodka anyway? Spatatoes? Spatatoes? Yeah. What do you make vodka? Potatoes? Yeah. What do they do in just squeezing potatoes?

You can actually make vodka out of other things as well. The grape vodka. It's a Seraka grape. But there's specific vodka that's called potato vodka. I believe the main one's potato, isn't it? I believe it is. Yeah. What is vodka made?

What is anything though? This comes up a lot like what is vodka made? What is anything though people this comes up a lot like what is vodka? But what is anything most vodka is made from fermented grains such as sorghum corn rice rye or wheat Though you can also use potatoes fruits and even just sugar sorghum big Yeah, that's gonna like a break up of the you know, well like elements let it like whiskey I think it's like I hear saying that whiskey's like I don't know what it is Barley and other shit. It's like a grain But then how do you make it like what do you do? I think I do with corn all the time how the hell do I make corn whiskey? How I want to go from like I got a corn corn on the cob. I want to make a fermented drink Do you know what you do? You just mash it and that's a thing right sour mash and then you push it up and then you put it in a pot or something

Right, but I sit for a while. What are you squishing me before you put it in the pot? You squish it and then put it in the pot? That's it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Okay, so I think you squish it Then you get that stuff and you boil it and then you take the condensation like the still and then you take that and the drippings and then you ferment that I am absolutely If I have time, which I won't I'm gonna try to make whiskey based on what you just I'm gonna go out. I don't even know the still part of it But I'm gonna like it like I'm gonna get corn mash it up. Oh the verbatim I'd probably drink it immediately go blind whatever I drink out of that fucking thing. How do you make whiskey?

I don't want to know I really don't want to know I want to like try to like Bear the first one on wiki how is 20 steps. I think I may have been To be fair whenever we try to make it worse by whiskey with the Didn't it grow fur Yeah, I was afraid to grow We miss the important bottle it and drink it steps. Oh God at some point. We're like what the fuck is that smell Yes, that was the worst idea ever It's still happy and then it turned out to be dead rats.

Oh, yeah. So I guess you won. I do not miss the old studio. I mean, because of all the, the furniture beer and dead rats. I remember our last times that we recorded in that studio. It was that wind and rain storm that sounded like it was going to take down the whole building. Remember that? Yeah, you did the whole podcast like this.

Right. Yeah. That was amazing. It was, it was, it was going to take down the whole building, remember that? Yeah, you did the whole podcast like this. Right, yeah, that was amazing. It was scary. My favorite thing about that studio is we interviewed Patrick. We didn't have a chance to show him our studio. Like, it's not like we intentionally didn't show it. And then we hired him and then we bought him there for the first time. I just imagine in his head he was like, whoa. And then we had to discuss where we're like, if he asks to see it, we'll show it to you.

Yeah, yeah, if he doesn't ask, no. No. We'll keep it hidden. Sucker. Well, you got, you got called the fuck out on Twitter for not knowing how to make whiskey. Oh, sorry. You know what?

This guy literally says, I don't know how to make a car either. So I'm gonna call Henry Ford, but wake him up. This is J-Bucky 10.9.2, he said, Gus, wow, you do not know how to make whiskey. Too long didn't read, make slurry, ferment it, distill it in agent. That's exactly what I said.

That just makes slurry. That's what I said. Well, you know what? I know the important part. Fuck it, I know you fucking open it, pour in a glass and drink it. I'm a busy modern man. I don't have time to make my own slurry.

I'd buy my slurry. I got a sl modern man. I don't have time to make my own slurry. I buy my slurry Can you make wine from any grape? Can I just go buy some grapes? No, I'm not good. You probably need to oh my speedo which I know why the movie about this I read this other article a couple of ago, talking about why Costco wine is bad. And I don't know this for a fact, you just based the article I read. Well, I'll find it and I'll put it in the link dump. I got no one shit I can't believe it.

But apparently there's a, when it comes to like grape harvesting in order to make wine, if you, you know, you pay for a decent bottle of wine, they harvest the grapes by hand. Yeah. If you buy a cheap bottle of wine, instead of harvesting the grapes by hand, they just have this machine that goes through and basically rips everything out. So you end

up with grapes as well as like the sticks and the stems and everything getting mashed in. But torrential is the machine also gets like rats and animals and matches them up as well. So when you buy a cheap bottle of wine, it's because there's a machine doing it. There's not an actual person clearing that shit out. Sounds like protein to me. Yeah. I'm against a book. Get some mad gains to this wine. Yeah, and I think that was like, you don't have to spend a lot of money on wine.

Just try to spend like $12 a bottle or more. You're probably got, you probably have a person picking it. Oh, sorry, I wasn't Costco. It was Trader Joe's wine. They were talking about. He's very care for it, Joe's wine. Yes, they have. Not Costco.

Costco's a wonderful company. Love them. I sure Costco's got somebody out of winter out there picking every grape for you and not using the machine. It was Trader Joe's. They probably just run the machine straight into the vat and turn that into white. You know, when you're in the sale it's you in a fucking six pack.

In college, Joe's a thing where you bought friends, you a wine box wine, you take it out of the bag and pass the bag around and you slap it first and then we had like a friend Why you slap the bag? You just got to slap the bag. Get in there. No, it's a game You drink it and then you slap it and the people aren't satisfied with your slap you have to keep drinking So it's like no, that's a bullshit slap slap it again So you have to keep slapping until people are satisfied Well the guy who was hosting the party the guy was hosting the party is his birthday And he's this big dude now standing next to him and he's like yeah, and he slaps it

And he slapped it so hard the bag burst and it's like Standing and I'm like getting pissed because it's his party, but I don't know what to do It's just an awkward situation. I'm like, I don't know how to react. We should have slapped him Would you part? It's like you're partying with a god of wine and food. It's like this big guy What is the god of one? Is he like a tech? I don't know. I thought there's a big guy who just like drinks wine and gets drunk and this stuff And this made this like motion of like knocking down a mountain or something like that.

He's a big dude and I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I can't do that. It's like I saw it in slow motion. I have a more upset about spilling that amount of wine in the closed apartment. I mean it's so. Oh, it was outside. Oh, okay.

That's probably going to be back inside after that. That's a little bit better. I'm a fuck, it's going to drip all over the carpet. I slowly made my way out. You can't do it all at once. You want him to notice? That's a little bit better. I'm a fuck. It's gonna drip all over the carpet. I I slowly made my way out You can't do it all at once. You want them to notice man. I ran into something This is a really specific owner homeowner issue You'll be happy because you're now in a condo and you can like just have call somebody They do this for you, but I I had to do

I had to replace a toilet seat in my house because it cracked like it was a seven year old toysy So toysy crack somehow. I don't know how this was actually got a big debate over who cracked a toilet seat in my house because it cracked. Like it was like a seven year old toilet seat. So toilet seat cracked somehow, I don't know how. Actually I got a big debate over who cracked the toilet seat. It's actually. It was actually, and so it's just like get rid of this thing and replace it because it's just weird to have a toilet seat with like cracking it. And so I went to go replace it one day,

went to home to go got a toilet seat, brought it home, and I have a, I have a, I'm bringing the brand it up because I'm so fucking pissed, I have a color toilet. K-O-H-L-E-R. K-O-H-L-E-R, which is like, they're really fancy like, one piece toilets, which I guess is the thing like, people are like, I can't believe my toilet is. It's really a piece of it.

Sorry, go, what the fuck am I doing with my life? So this is, the people in the house before me renovated, I guess, and put in this one piece toilet seat, I go under the toilet to unscrew the plastic nut that holds on the $25 toilet seat to just unscrew it and just replace it, right? Not there. There's no nut underneath. So, every toilet ever sat on, how's that?

Every toilet in the world. You don't need to mess with a design of a toilet. They don't perfectly define. Don't fuck with it. So they have these things. They're metal anchors that go into the toilet and then like those like wall anchors so they go out and that's what they put in a toilet and the replace that is a $65 anchor kit which is just two more anchors and I like a bolt and that's it

that's it and I had with this thing I had to like get a crowbar and pry the bolts out that didn't break your toilet. No because I had to like get a crowbar and pry the bolts out That didn't part that didn't break your toilet. Oh, cuz I had to like protect the toilet Seriously replacing a toilet scene on this mother fucking toilet cost me a hundred and twenty dollars and it took me four Calendar days, but it took me about six hours of work straight What was a place of fucking toilet seat when I got the crowbar? So next time we do it will cost less Oh so mad I use that crowbar from here that metal crowbar. Oh What's this bolt coming out of things you find what's the what was wrong with the seed like was it gonna break or was it broken off? Yeah, no, you just like you have toys. It's a ring right it had a crack like right here like

It's like it sounds like character give you a pinch Give you a little mmm. It's a game you play every time you sound the toilet Don't shift too much weight on that side. It's just like it's not people come over and it's like It's a game you play every time you sound the toilet. Don't shift too much weight on that side It's just like it's not people come over and it's like that's a toilet. You don't have a broken toilet seat You got explain it. Yeah, you use it put a little more weight on the right So some happened and we're sure the toilet seat broke. No, it'll keep people off your toilet. It's a good thing What's that why wouldn't you want eyes don't like you when people come in and you never go to like that I'm totally gonna come over

I'm like the most intense antibacterial and I like screw up that thing down Yeah, people you're you're like everybody else around here. He's got that he's freaked out about that's to two I mean, you know people people get freaked out about bathroom stuff and Gus is like a huge every time I'm in the bathroom Here I wish I didn't think like this. I think about you when I'm in the bathroom here I wish I didn't think like this I think about you when I'm in the bathroom like not when I'm like in the stall or anything but when I go to the sink I watch my hands and I think about you because I think how paranoid you are about people I got so okay I have a bathroom story I've got one today I walked into our fucking brand new bathrooms I walk in one of the

stalls has a paper sign that sits out of order that's weird because I got a new stall and I walk up to the urinal and I look at it And I could see that water has overflowed from the out of order Uh-oh toilet and it's just all over the floor to the urinal I was like yeah, I'm not gonna do this. I just like turned around and walked out with to the other bathroom It's like I'm not gonna deal with this. It's a brand new bathroom. How's it already broken? I could say animals that work here the bathroom is broken by the way Chelsea She's still here? Is she gone? I go with you with my toilet stories as well.

Like what is it about like, I got to really like that. Today, I went to, we have like another toilet we have access to, another bathroom. And in the stall, there was a chair. And I wouldn't have been as weird out if it was just a normal chair, like, you know, one that you can't move, but this was a fold up chair,

and it was specifically folded down and just sitting there facing the toilet, and it was the weirdest thing, like I couldn't get out of the image of like the lights going out, and then like this ghost just like appearing. Your ghost watching you, yeah. Yeah, watching your poop. Yeah, I know, I know, it was like a,

like a president and something. In the new bathrooms. You know, there's like an automatic light. Yeah, you know, like a like a president in the new bathrooms. You know, there's like an automatic light. Yeah. Light doesn't stay on for very long. Like if you're sitting on the toilet and then like, yeah, Gavin ready to do this. Yeah, it's brand new. Everyone, okay, well, it's apparently it's a universal problem, but it's like you'll sit in the all your, sitting on the toilet, it goes pitch black. Yeah, and you're like, and it's like you open the door and you're like, I turn away. Oh my God. I'm like trying to get the sensor to read that there's so much.

And I'm like, all right, well, just wait for someone to come in. This scariest thing is there's an exit sign and when the lights go off, everything looks black, but then your eyes start to adjust and they get more sensitive to light. So there's this slow red light that gets brighter and brighter and brighter. But it's all, it looks like you're in PT. It's the portal of hell. Yeah. Opening space.

Oh, dear. I'm fine. We'll then be terrifying if there was like a portal. Like that's that was your solution as a bathroom with edges. Yeah. Full of hell. Yeah. Well, you guys, you're saying PG reminds me because alien isolation is that if any

you have played that yet? I've been playing alien isolation. I've seen you. Yeah. I'm achievements getting it. It's good's good. It's a it's it's scary You know, I think what you and I've talked about this before that I've from my childhood I think alien was like the only movie the only thing that really scared me pretty fucking scary so many posted the original trailer to alien On reddit. Oh really? Yeah, it's a very 70's trailer, but it's still very fucking scary. Yeah, that game really nails the atmosphere Well, and it's you play for a long time before you see the alien, you know, it's like you're creeping

around like at first for the first hour. So I was creeping around really nervous. I thought, wait a minute, I haven't seen the alien kill anyone yet. So I can't be killed yet. So that was a lot more confident. But then as soon as I saw the alien kill someone was like, oh shit. Okay, now I know the game knows that I know the aliens there. So now it's open season on me too. Have you seen the outtake from Alien where

the guy in the alien suit kind of like crabs? We talked about that last week's screenplay. I don't know if I want to see that. I don't want to see any of the ruins movies from my childhood. It's worse than the Darth Vader like, was it a hump? Would he go the frump? Yeah, Darth Vader frumps. It's awful. Yeah, this is the alien doing the crab walk. Yeah. It's really, really bizarre. Don't watch it.

Okay, I'll definitely walk. Because I don't want to ruin for me. But I'm really happy with where this generation of consoles is finally. Like, I feel like the next generation of consoles has finally begun. And I think the game that did it for me was Shadow of Mordor. Because it's like a game that came out, it's like it's an original game, it's an original IP. Did you play it?

Yes, finished it. And did you, are you a big token fan? I don't even know if you're... I've read the books. I've read the main trilogy. I'm not a big hobbit fan. I've read that too. People complain about the story.

I love the story. If you're... I just take some liberties with some of the lore. I didn't. Is it the one character? Is that a big liberty? Is that one character? I think it's also the way that he dies and comes back.

Like the symbiotic relationship between the race and the human. Like that. You play a ranger of gondor who is basically possessed by an Elven spirit. Correct. But a very old Elven spirit. And from the second age. From the second age, which is very important to the story. Yes.

But I thought it was very good. Have you, your future stoke a fan? Yeah, but I haven't had a chance to play. So long as stuff is handled well, I like when people add to stuff like that. Yeah, so the interesting thing to me is you talk about shadow and mortar being like the beginning of the current generation. I feel like alien isolation also does some things that make me really excited about the current generation of games. Yeah.

And both games are based on movies, or based on stories that have been adapted to movies. Like obviously, the Middle Earth existence is a book first, but most people know it as the Lord of the Rings movies. But alien isolation has a couple of features that actually make me glad to have a connect finally. I said, I said, shut up more, but it was Destiny that did it for me. I don't know why I said, yeah,

Destiny was the first big release. Oh, right, right. And I just, I guess, it's now such a staple, I guess, that I didn't thought about. Anyway, go ahead. In Alien Isolation, it turns the camera on the microphone or your connect. And you can turn them off if you want.

Well, that's, but if you're hiding, they call it peak mode. If you're like sneaking or like hidden in a locker, if you want to look around, you can just move your head. Get out of here. Yeah, and it'll look around crates or look through grates. And also, if you make a loud noise and the connect hears it, it could attract the alien in your position. Oh, really? Yeah. So it's a great game. If you like, turn off all the lights, turn the volume up and then you know see if you freak yourself out But the interesting when the I never really use the connect the connect camera for something like this when the connect cameras on There's a little white light that illuminates next to it. I've never seen before

Little white light that illuminates super like see you in the room. Let's you know the connectors on the cameras on and watching you Actively I guess I never know that I like that. Yeah, did it make it creepier? It's it's kind of I know you kind of get lost in the overall light of the the displacements of connectors right next to the display, but I never, but I never seen the light on letting me know the camera was doing something. Do you intentionally try to play at night? Like is it more of like I don't know, it's not a adrenaline, but it's more stimulating to be scared.

It's hard to be scared during the day. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I, I, I, I'm still such a wuss. I can only play to short bursts. I was like, I'll play for like 30, 45 minutes. Well, okay, that's enough. That's enough. I'll be like, what are you tired of it?

Like, no, no, no. It relax a little bit. I'm like, I get so wound up in tense. Like, no, I got to unwind. All right. When I was replaying PT at home, because I really wanted to beat it, there are certain parts where I know

something scary was going to happen. So I went to the side and behind the TV and just kind of like move the stick until I knew like it was over. But I could it. I knew it was going to come, but I couldn't stand there and watch it happen. It is it is a very strange thing to me about those horror games like PT was a unique horror experience because it's like I have to do something in order to scare myself. Like in a movie, you're seeing they're waiting for it to happen. And you can tense, and there's nothing you can do

about it here it comes, or you can leave. But like, you have to make it happen in PT. And it's just like, I just, I don't wanna look there. I don't want, and I know there's something horrible right there, and I don't wanna look at it. Yeah, in order to advance, this is it. Yeah, I gotta do this. It's like, it's like, yeah, having the trigger on the guy

who's like, pushes you over the edge on the roller coaster, you know? Yeah, it's like yeah having the trigger on the guy who's like pushes you over the edge on the roller coaster You know, yeah, it's like well let's wait What there's no such guy What's it you guys that would be like? You got like a sniper rifle like I said that card off. Yeah. It was. What? What?

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Yay. So I feel like we've been talking, we've been here for about an hour now. And there's something in particular that we wanted to bring up here tonight. And I'm just kind of getting you guys if you want to go with it so i think people familiar that there's been a a smite tournament going on right and you're you're playing in it yes

so this all is introduced by jack and what he was suggesting is you know the departments have their own teams so when things is like a live action team so we're like all that sounds cool so we got back to our office and christian i's here to be on the team with and then like Blaine comes up to us and he's just basically like, well, no, we were like, hey, Brandon, do you want to we should do a live action team like it was like me and you it's like, well, we should do it. It's like, hey, Blaine, do you want to be on our Smite team? And he's just like, oh, no, I'm going to go be with Chris Martin because he's excellent at smite I'm gonna beat you guys like as obnoxious as blank and possibly be you guys are going down. Yeah, Chris Martin's awesome at it Oh

And so he comes back about 15 minutes later and he was like, oh guys Chris Martin is with the team with the athlete No, he was like, hey, so I'm actually freed up now if you guys If you guys if you'll still you know looking for a third member. Yeah, so We did the bigger thing and told them no and took Jordan in and instead from who does you know RTA Because you know Chris Chris ended up being with the two atoms in the tech office and they basically formed the unbeatable team like they're That's that's the Who knows you know there could be there's some good smite players So we've been practicing and we're pretty excited about the tournament and then

We've made me you enjoyed me and you're and we've been practicing and then we find out that we're going against the atoms in the first round And I thought we held our own but you know in the end we still lost and the first round. And I thought we held our own, but you know, in the end, we still lost. And then we come to find out that we were originally supposed to be against somebody else. And Blaine's team was supposed to be against the atoms. But when he found that out, he went and like complained and cried about it and eventually got the bracket changed. So we all of a sudden now went against the atoms and then he got another another seed and won his first match He played against people who didn't play the game he didn't play the game and then he went up to Jordan afterwards Are you guys giving spoilers? No, this is the straighter start to be working. Sorry happened. Okay, and then he came up to Jordan afterwards

And was like, oh, hey man, like I'm sorry that sucks you guys in advance. I really wish I would happen so He we's been like most passively aggressively, like ignoring him and gaming giving him such a hard time because it was the most infuriating thing I'd ever felt. Game has been shit. It's part of the game. Are you getting the right seed is part of the game. Absolutely. It's tough. Yeah, but the seeds were already. He's playing a bigger game. He's, he's playing. So who do you appeal to? He's playing the crybaby game.

We didn't go any further than that. I mean, that was what we were told, but no one has denied it. Who made the seeds. But it was not that being said, the night before we played, we randomly in smite our team. were practicing, ended up playing his team. Yeah, and we destroyed them. Yeah, destroyed them. Like, there's no doubt in my mind that we would absolutely blow them out of the water. So I feel like we're the people's champions. Yeah, no one knows about us. Yeah, so the people's in there like me and him.

But it was so sad, like Blaine was trying to play with us again today And we're like no no, and he got he got like the most puppy dog face Like no, but no Twitter right now, huh? Blaine's in hammered on Twitter right now It was just it was so shady Now we'll have what maybe we'll have him on next week to the bed myself You be okay, you're gonna make it through No, it's a good price for that's my tournament. I know eyes

Thing is we didn't think we'd get first but we're like maybe we can hit like you know the top One before oh you didn't you get first you're right You had nothing get zero whatever that is you got first from the bottom. Yeah, well Losers we are doing doing losers right Jordan keep scheduling It's like whoever loses. He's like hey, can't place it with us. Yeah, it's not a real losers bracket It's unofficial for pride. I think Jordan's right in the loose bracket Jordan, I think the most upset about the whole thing really yeah Jordan serious Well, that's the serious should have to win apparently

He's heading up the, he didn't reorganize the bracket. So I'm not, you guys got all those teams. I'm not even on a team because I was in Singapore when you guys did all that stuff and said all those teams. So I just, I'm on the outs. I got nothing. I got nothing. You can join our team. Fortunately, okay. You're starting to lose this bracket right away. Fortunately, I'm terrible at that game. So I'm terrible at all mobas.

And I would like to be better. I have an appreciation for them. It's one of the few games that like are game types that I don't play actively, but that I appreciate the people who do. Because I know it takes a lot of skill and people love it. And I love that all the documentaries I've seen out of the main one was free to play,

which was on Dota, but I'm just not good at mobas and I'm not good at some might in particular. So my design is the one I played, probably played more than all the others. I've never played League of Legends, I literally have never loaded it up. For me it's easier because it's more like the wasity controls, you know, you're moving around in a kind of more of a first person view as opposed to clicking. I'm trying to get into Dota.

Am I wrong in qualifying as a moba? No, it's absolutely not. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm with you, like I've tried playing Dota and I my friends played all the time But this to me smite is like it's more fun because it was like wow or something. Yeah, but I'm definitely giving Dota a try like I like I like I have lots of friends who play it I was like you should play with us like okay, and I realized the big thing with like the international and like I had the ESPN coverage like this is this is yeah,'s you know breakthroughs mainstream like I got to get on it now.

I'm gonna be good now. I feel like I'm late at this point anyway. In France you have to play Dota. I'm amazed that you don't play MOBAs. Yeah really. For a long time I didn't have a PC like to play PC games and now I'm just like I'm just getting caught up on all of that. Yeah I went to a big PC binge like between the,

like in the year when the PS4 and the Xbox One came out because I was primarily a console gamer. Then I became a PC gamer for like the last year and it was a wonderful experience because there was all these games that I hadn't played for like a couple of years and I was playing ketchup and all that. But now I think really actually,

the pivotal moment for me like switching back to being an Xbox one gamer, primarily, and PS4 is, I finally wrapped up like my whole last gen experience. Like this summer, I played last of us for the first time, and then the remastered edition came out, and I played that on PS4, and that kind of like cleared me out for PS3, and then I finally cleared out my Xbox 360 experience.

I closed it out because the last walking Dead Season 2 episode came out and that was like the only thing keeping my Xbox 360 still plugged in at that point in time. So now I'm like completely wrapped up by feel like on Xbox 360. There's nothing I want to go back and play on. Do you ever play that a war on the PS3? Yeah, but that was PS2 to PS3. Well, it was a PS3 version of the two. I got that was like one of the best games I played on the PS3. I got the God of War collection. Okay. That came out when we got a War 3 came out. That's actually, I bought my PS3 to play that.

Yeah. And then moved on on charted from there and became a huge naughty dog fan. Borderlands of Perseq will come out this week. That's the 360. Is it 360? Mm-hmm. I probably won't go back for Borderlands. And then I don't know if the Game of Thrones and Borderlands

tail-tailed games will be 360 or one. They may be one because the walking dead is now available. Next box 100 PS4. Is it? Oh, yeah, I think it's coming out. It's coming. Yeah, this month or next month. So it'll be soon. So good. Walking Dead Season 2 is great. Walking Dead Season 2 is not as good as walking Dead Season 1. That would be hard to beat though. Yeah, that's such a high bar. So then listen, What is it with walking dead to the TV show on Twitter? That is like fair game for spoilers people just don't that is the one show that people do not care about spoiling on Twitter That's why I watch it immediately. I'm gonna have to I mean everyone was like everyone's posting pictures of stuff I'm like no dude. It's been like four hours. You know what I mean?

It's like that is the one thing that nobody cares about spoiling on Twitter. The tough thing is they don't post that for purchase, digital purchase until the next day. That's my problem. So like HBO go, you can watch it basically when it releases. Like, boardwalk comes out at 7 p.m. on Sunday. I think you can probably watch it at 8 p.m. Why don't you get it's not an HBO show? No, I'm saying as an example, HBO, you can watch it same day.

Right. But then you have to wait a day from usually all the other networks. And it's like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Have they, luckily, I have no idea where my phone is. Have they, on Twitter? And Twitter's a mobile platform for you? You never do Twitter and desktop? I do.

Very rarely. I don't know why I use it. I'm just talking about it's top either. Well, L.O.died fast, didn't it? Yeah, it died so fast. I didn't even get a chance to find out what it was. What is it? Yeah, I don't know. It's a minimalist social media network.

Meaning it's like not many graphics. Not many users, not much traction. It's a minimalist across the board. It was one of those things it was like they did a really smart thing where they did it invite only, which is really smart way to do it because then it becomes people like, oh, can I get into this thing and like then there's like, do you realize? Yeah, this is what Facebook was for a while, but Facebook had a qualification of university addresses. Yeah, I'm looking at this. This is like what you would picture a social network would look like in 98, you know? Listen, dude, if you ever just wanted to hack or like gather people's like, you know,

like basically social engineering, all you do is make like a social media network and just start seeding it with people. And then people just volunteer all their information. Just say here, take it all, please. What's the thing that happened with Snapchat? They had a big leak again? Yeah, well Snapchat didn't, but basically there was this other software that you could register for and you'd be able to save pictures that people send you via Snapchat. Why do people think you can't save a fucking pictures that people send you via Snapchat. Why do you be able to send a chance

to a fucking photo that's transmitted over IP? Yeah, I think it's like one to the digital, I dare for ever. I have this and I have to chat. It does tell you if you do that. Yeah, but you still get that picture. But it's, yeah. No wait, so it's one that's me.

It'll get, it'll be a good chat. Okay, so you snap chat, you send a picture and then we'll be like, and then if someone screenshots, it'll be like and then if someone screenshots it will be like screenshot Oh, it does that. Yeah, that's really cool. I know tell you it so it's like people you know they know But then there's software you can download the app or something you can download that doesn't it's not incorporated into the The app so you can secretly yeah, and that's that's what God hacked So and now would I assume save to a cloud at that point or something?

I don't know how they do it because then we have to get it's because it has a transmit or from to get the pictures So it has to yeah, I guess it's more on a server somewhere. Yeah That it would only be used for people's for news. Sorry fellas. Yeah, what I read, a lot of stories were saying, don't look at it, you don't wanna look at it, it's a lot of underage people. I don't look at it anyway. You know, I think it pictures like, I don't wanna look at people's private moments.

Right, but you see on Reddit, like people were posting it, and people were just like, don't download this. And they read it was just deleting all the posts when they got leaked. And then you see something happening there. It's just one of those things too, that's like an invasion of privacy.

Yeah, well, it was back to like the earlier thing with the That's like an invasion of privacy. Yeah. It was back to the earlier thing, the celebrities over there. Yeah, exactly. To me, there's a short-term play and a long-term play, we're not looking at that stuff. The short-term play is, it's not intended for you. You know, it's not meant for you to see, so don't look at it. But the long-term play is, I also don't want to create an environment where people are not sending each other nude photos.

That's a good idea. That's a good idea. We want to do it for everybody. Exactly. We want to encourage that behavior. We want people to take nude photos and send nude photos. That's a good idea. You want to admit it for everybody. Exactly. We want to encourage that behavior. We want people to take nude photos and send nude photos. Well, did you hear Jennifer? And if it's all of us.

Did you hear Jennifer Lawrence's explanation? She was awesome. Yeah, I don't believe she apologized, but she said, is she was in a long distance relationship, and either I think with a beast from X-Men. And she's in the office. Tells you grammar? He's going to look at pornography, with a beast from X-Men and and tells you grammar

either he's gonna look at pornography or he's gonna look at that and I thought that was a very adult way to look at it and a very like jaddie issues let me see your coat man I'll beast I don't know, he's like

I was commercial I don't know you're talking about but this idea is like well she was a long disinflatio with beast she's like she also only clear to you. She said, she said, this is not something I even need to apologize for.

Yeah, she did not come in close to a politician. She doesn't need to apologize. Yeah, she explained it. Yeah, yeah, they're trying to tell me who the actor is if I'm the booth, but I can't. I got it right here. X-Men first class, Beast. I'm assuming he's the young beast and not Kelsey Grammer.

I'll say, Hammer. Hank. Be a hell of a, that's pretty. I'll say hammer. Hank. Yeah, hell of a, that's great. I'd make a list of Holt. Is that him? Yeah. That's what they were saying. Yeah.

Yeah, he was the one that was like, Oh, I'm a mutant. I have hairy feet. You? Oh, he's the kid from Warren bodies. Oh, yeah. Oh, he was also in that about a boy too. Yeah.

He saw it was good. Warren bodies is that zombie love story. You, it was actually pretty good. When I was out a couple weeks ago you sat in my seat. I did apparently you put my earpiece in your ear gross And when I came back the next week it was covered in ear wax my girlfriend is so upset about that it was she keeps trying to get me to clean my ears So disgusting and gross it was like the thing was arj we threw it away. I think that you were Glossed at it. Are you mad though because because you had it you know you went through the same thing. Yeah, but I wouldn't have put someone else's You're taking this information in stride How dirty are your fucking ears? I don't know I can't see

When you're took it out did you look at me like oh I should wipe that off no, I did not no no you did I know you didn't because it was Like this Why cuz it took like 20 minutes and four people have With a nap when I heard that I felt really bad and I meant to apologize and apologize to you right now I didn't think of it. I'm sorry. I had no idea. I was sitting out here I didn't think of it. I'm sorry. I had no idea. I was so you're just sitting out here I can't sorry so we'd had a week to like It was like our that's how you make vodka That's the slur

Yeah, I clean Joe the cats here. I do do you want to clean my I know I don't I just clean Joe here. If Q tips freak me like putting them out here How do you use me out? He's cute tip cleanzers? You clean your pants opposed to put them in your ears adorable. That's bullshit I know your ears on the package. No, it says it not to do it, but whatever That's just a safety per they just say that because they're just covering their bases. They're like, yeah, they're covering their bases. Is there any other product in the world though that is literally the thing you're not supposed

to use it for? It's what you use it for. Your car goes up to 100, like speedometer, goes to 140 miles an hour. Don't drive it above 70. Yeah, wink. Yeah. Don't put it in here, wink. They're pretty clean now.

I would love that. Yeah, because it's all in the body. We threw it away. What? One of them is clean. in your wake I they're pretty clean now I We threw it away one of his clean You're gonna get me to get Brandon's attention to it from the left side no shit You know that's we tell you what this that's a job in India they have it's part of the culture there is that Oh, yeah, they have like ear cleaners on the street and you'll just go and you'll just and they'll be like Dude dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude dude dude damn all these fucking tools and they like stick him. Oh, no Patrick I love you. Oh my god Patrick saved it. He's bringing it out. Give me a

Did you take a photo of it up close That's from your ear. No, I'm sorry. This is not how you make, but this is how you get a boa. You're like gagging, that's in your ears. That is like four inches from your mouth and it's like, Brandon. That's awful. No bloody tell my girlfriend. I never see, we gotta get it tight. Oh, gotta get tight on this?

I gotta like rotate it and work with that. You came to a podcast to call a plane. But it'll be a little bit up to a virus photo of this. Yeah, what's the disgusting thing? We'll post a better photo of it I have never seen that amount of wax that didn't have a wicking it ever in my life. That's disgusting We stick a piece of twine and Brandon's ear and light it I

Do that to get rid of your wax I'm sure we did melts in here like where's it go? You can do that. Is it like you don't you want some wax in there? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it protects your ear. That's why you have it. What you want? You want wax? Wax is good.

It's natural. You know, there's a genetic flag. It's actually remember that test I took from 23 and me. There's just like one genetic marker that if it's flipped, you have dry ear wax versus wet ear wax. And typically it's an East West thing, not like East Coast West Coat, like wrapper thing, but like people in like the Far East and China have dry ear wax. It's dry and they like to like chip it out.

And I have dry ear wax. I don't know. West West is your old ear wax. That don't know. You have wet your wax. That's what I can tell. It's a weird thing. Yeah. There's not many genes that are like that, which is like a little flip and it's like, here's the change.

Yeah. And that's one they know is the wet. We're in the weirdest wet dry change. Seam of a. Yeah, there's a dry, dry, cigarette cloud of dust. Yeah. Like powdered semen. You just shoot it into the air and hope come on get in the air

because I hold you meaning the blow jobs be good though you're just like walking to someone's bedroom you're like It's like you gotta keep like a fucking dustbuster You can like the smoke alarm goes off Sound effect would be great though Like Wiley Coyote My face hurts I'm laughing That was me the way Chris you nailed it first try. Well

Gus actually knew I was thinking We'll take what bubble take People who are people who are from the east now on Twitter are amazed that people have wet ear wax They're like what is wet your wax? That's disgusting to them Well, I guess I'm in so I guess it would because before the 23 and me Test I'd never heard of dry ear wax. I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah, so I could see why if you have dry ear wax You don't realize wet ear wax is a possibility which is which is seem like we know that what your wax is grosser What your wax is way grosser, right? It is even though I have wet your wax that chip out dry your wax. That sounds gross. Yeah

Anything no it's like so they're mining. It's just like that like a little Which is a golden you branded your gold Armahenity Yeah, I wonder That's one of the markers you can tell. They recently updated the 23 and me genetic analysis. I don't know if you've seen it. They didn't update about- Mocsy saying never knew that this thing is wet earwax. They did never knew it. About a month ago where they really broke out the, I don't know what to say, the breakdown of where your ancestors came from. They made it a lot more detailed.

Oh, that's cool. Yeah, so I need to go back to that. I think the server's renewed once a year and I've been paying for it. Yeah, I think so too. And you just forget about it. Yeah, well played 23 days. Oh, man.

So I have an iPhone 6 Plus, which I pre-ordered, which is coming next week. It's like in the mail right now. And this was before the head to bending issue, but I'm just like, I'll just deal with it. That's coming out. But did you read about my car? They're doing an updated version of my car.

Does it have you heard about this? No. Is it the features from the D? The D. Yeah, so it's got a motor for each of the drive wheels, a separate motor, so it goes 0 to 60 in 3.2 seconds and The other thing about it is it has a autopilot wait so

You can drive your car your car drives itself just you get on the freeway hit a button and it just drives you get the features of the D through a software update You can do my car the current version of my car which a model S You can, my car, the current version of my car, which is Model S, it does not have the sensors or anything in order to get the software up to do. So you'd have to get the D to get the software up to do the autopilot. And they even said in the statement that yes, if you're in a place where it's available

or it's regulated, your car can autonomously come and pick you up. Yeah, they said on private problems. I've been wanting, I, Bernie, I've been wanting a car, robot car for so long. Like, you don't understand, like, You want me to buy you a car? He's got his hands together, like, in my car. My car?

My car? No, 30, $130,000 car. I know, robot car. So I want to be able to like, go to, like, get my car. Yeah, but you want to be able to talk to your car. But could you imagine, though, could you imagine, able to like go like get my car. You want to be able to talk to your car But could you imagine though? Could you imagine though that like you like oh, I forgot I parked my car on the other side of the mall I'll just have a come get me. Yeah, just like the car I can't imagine I've been thinking about it for like years now. I want this robot it exists go get it just like finance it

Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah They said I believe what they said was it was on private property, you can activate that, and it could essentially drive itself. But it's only on private property. Well, they're saying that legally. You can still activate it wherever the hell you want to. You're on private property here, so if you want car to come pick you up at the front door. Do it.

Although also, how would you specify to the car, come get me? How would it not just drive me? I know, which one I would be the wall and like come get you like the cooling. Let's go. But the other cool thing about it too is that if you pull up in your driveway, you just go park in the garage and it parks itself in the garage. That's awesome. You go into the house and enjoy your life.

It's pretty cool. Do they have those cars like the wheels rotate 90 degrees so you can just like slide into a parallel path. No, they have the other one thing. No, they have the other one thing. My ex-mother-in-law has a car that automatically parks itself. Parallel parks itself. Really?

It's pretty fucking dope. And it's not, it's like a mid-level SUV that does it. It's just a newer one. Like cars are going to the point now where they're like incredible. There was a weird point like the early 2000s, where like cars had nothing and then they had LCD discreetings that you could touch and like like blue tooth and everything.

And if you bought one like a year apart, it was a major difference. And we're at that point now with like, you know what I mean, the electric cars are cool, but the real game changer is these pilots cars, driverless cars. I'm not buying a new car till I get a robot. A totally green. I would totally like, it's just a couple of models. You're so way right? It's like we're close

So I like it's close. It's close like I've got my car in 2010 I'm like man if I could make this last to the robot car if you had a robot car Would you actually make a pray a prop robot that you can put in the driver's seat? Robot after we had? Johnny Robot or Johnny Cab? Johnny Cab. Oh, the robot that we used in the one short with a... A braiding short.

Yeah. Yeah. Just like put in stock. Oh yeah, yeah. And I already have one picked out. God, that caused the biggest fucking fight over that thing. Because that robot came and then like got messed up. Oh, I'll let you turn it back up.

Yeah, that's something that was on the machine. What robot was that? I don't remember this. It was something dopey like, I'll turn it back up. Yeah, I think something knows about fixing that. What robot was that? I don't remember this. It was something dopey. It wasn't really a robot. It was like somebody made a prop robot out of PVC pipes and circuit boards and stuff.

And it got like one of the arms got broken and we had to fix it. And it was a big deal about fixing it. Because the person who was capable of fixing it didn't want to fix it. So I'm pretty sure this really happened. I think is a Google device creating the driverless car? They're one of the groups working on it, yeah?

From what I understand, it did get in an accident, but that accident was because someone was driving it manually at the time? Yeah. No, two accidents. It also got rear-ended by someone else. Look at Chris! I'm telling you, I'm waiting for buy someone else. Look at Chris. He's up on his. I'm telling you, I'm paying like, waiting for robot. Wow.

He's up on his driverless car. I've been crazy exactly right. A long time. This is like, I'm learning stuff. It's a good press for that company that there were an accident, but it was specifically night. I think it is 90 or 90, above 90% of accidents are human error. Probably all accidents are human error.

Well, there's some that are like, oh, my car broke, a tire tire, tire popped off for whatever. I don't know, I don't know car. I don't know car. I only know robot car. But like, you know, there's certain things like, you know, manufacture errors and stuff that cause accidents or, you know, whatever. But with robot cars, man, the future is here. Oh, oh man the future But it's here it's really it's really coming and it's like it to me. It's a total game changer Because if you you will like be like my reason I fucking drive these things all the time when that Yeah, I know you will totally think like that you will think it'll be a change of like yeah We used to get in these cars and we would have to drive them all the time I see the wheel like we would have to turn that I can't believe it handles with our

There used to be a wheel here. They're always be a wheel I think really for like five ten years. No, we'll scare me though is once you had rival companies They're obviously gonna start like negative ads kind of like the way Samsung is bashing the iPhone So it's like what negative ads like what would they make you feel about getting like another brand of car like don't necessarily have Negative ads though car companies always extoll the features of their car it's that right they never talk about the other car yeah it's like our car was so much better than this other car but those but it's not like it's not like it's like a political ad where it's like well no but the honey it's fueled by it's promised that it would have 26 miles per hour, but but for the last 50 years car ads have haven't been about features they've been about like way of life.

Like oh this guy has a really cool like hot girlfriend you want to buy the car, but now if we're getting to the point where it's about you want to buy a car. No, that is the epitome. That is that is the most intelligent thing anybody has ever said about the advertising advertising industry. Anyone's ever said advertising. But I mean if you're going to technology and features then I think you would see that. You'd see the negative ads but it's like they already car ads are all about technology and features already. This car has park assist. This car has, you know, active sonar cruise control. We were in the car that we were in where, you know, some cars have a

backup camera. Yeah. This car had like a above camera, and it simulated it with like, what a bird. Like, yeah, it was like, it simulated it with like cameras on the running boards, but it was a view from the top of your car down, so you could see everything around your car 360, and it completely simulated it. It was some kind of SUV that we rented, that was like, this is magic, what is this? It looked like a view of your car

from like 40 feet above the car, it's like, how is it doing this? It's just a drone that's following it. Yeah, that's what it felt like. That's what it felt like. There's actually a car, there's a prototype or a concept car, I forget what it is that has a drone built into it that like goes up, evaluates traffic in real time

and then comes back down to your car and docs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I looked that up. It'll be a thing where it's like, there's like, there's so many drones, you can just see them up and say, oh, there's traffic over there. Look at all the drones or LA like you'll never see the sun again If you like so many drones and they're like they're all flying. It's like well, I guess there's traffic You got a Patrick no

Yeah, Patrick look up the Renault car concept car Yeah, Patrick, look up the Renault car, concept car. Concept car launches drone to check for gridlock ahead. Thing looks fucking awesome. I would, I would be a lot more impressed. Yeah, once they executed it, if not everyone had to launch a drone, if every other Renault on the road was like, okay, there's already a drone in the air,

we can just use that data. Like a mesh network, yeah. Right, instead of having to be like, oh, we all need our own drone. That's a Google and Ways, too. It's like they use like points from everybody else. And like, and the GPS is also transmitting data as to how fast you're moving and everything.

And that's how to determine traffic. I had to race down. The reason why I was one second sitting in the chair before is because I gave one of our cast members for laser team, I was giving him a tour of the studio. And then I had to race the kids down and drop them off and that's all the way across town and then come all the way back up. Man, MoPAC, we always talk about I-35 in Austin as being a really shitty freeway.

MoPAC is the other shitty freeway we have in Austin. It told me, here's the red line of where traffic is. I'm not kidding. It was spot on. By like, I was coming like four miles. I'm coming towards this red like block I hit it and then the red block and that's where traffic started actually now we're amazed that it was that accurate That's not getting crazy now. I'm I'm a I'm a way you don't do it anymore right with the robot car That was absolutely magic. What with robot cars traffic is minimized

Chris to go by the robot cars What if what if you're in green light and the light turns green and all the cars just go at once exactly about no Think about and here's the deal here's the deal with okay, so you have a Here all right, so everyone is worried about parking and stuff with the robot. I'm so Chris. I'll just roll play Chris I'm so worried about parking all right. Well, what am I gonna do? Well, you know what you should get a robot car because what a robot car do you think okay? Here's the deal with the robot car go ahead you wouldn't have to park your car I'm happy because you could pull up to place jump out say robot car home it would drive home

now If they allow cars with no drivers because that's a significantly different thing than a pilotless car an auto pilot car Assumes there's people in the car, okay, but that's a totally different level of confidence of people in the road to say, here's a car that can come get me like downtown on Sixth Street. I drank, it's weird, I talked about it on Twitter, everybody associates driving with being able to drink too much. That's like the number one thing people want to do. People are looking for a way to get fucking obliterated.

That's their number one goal in life. Why do you think I'm so excited about robot cars? But a driverless car, a car that activates and comes to get you with nobody in it, that's kind of an insurance liability nightmare in that sense. It's a proven technology that works like minority report style where it's all just like a great, that's a way I think. They will require someone to be in the driver's seat capable of your number of years and then in the car for a number of years. I think that's when we're making new cities.

Like I don't think we could ever renovate. It's like the next new city. Yeah, but making a new city. Yeah, but you think the last city we met. Yeah. No, you know, because it's, you know, after the apocalypse, someone wrote a fake robot attack car ad on Twitter. That's what they did.

Victory 1140 said robot car bash ad. The Honda robot car voted against raises for school teacher three times. Is this the car you want driving you? Would you feel comfortable though? You know, going around. Yeah, that is not in particular I don't think that's not the one I'm the one I'm I mean it's there a Renault? Yeah, that is not, in particular, I don't think. That's not the one I'm, the one I'm, I mean, there's a different colored car. They put up on the screen here, a orange SUV-ish crossover hybrid thing. The one I've looked up Patrick is a gray and yellow,

and it actually shows the drone. There are no quid, KWI- Look up a Renault concept car drone, or Renault quid. And that'll probably have it. So you know, you wouldn't be scared about falling asleep if you're going cross country and this robot car taking you to like, Deloitte, no, I wake up and you're like,

I trust the robots. Where am I? I trust what is going on. Do you think about that when you're in a car with a driver? Exactly, no, that's a thing. Or do you think about it when you're in a plane? Yeah, yes, actually, I do.

It's terrifying. It's just going to drive you to. Oh yeah, I think about like, road. Yes, actually, I do. It's terrifying. It's just going to drive you to the end. Oh, yeah. I think about like rogue pilots. I hate, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I know man. What happened to that flight? What happened to that flight that disappeared? Nobody knows your ass is a rhetorical question because nobody knows. We knew. Don't you think we'd be off the coast of Perth somewhere? They actually had a really a really big development in that case with it was MH 870, 370. They had a development where they found a body that had an oxygen mask on. Oh wait no that's MH 17. That's the one in the Ukraine. Oh, that's one in Ukraine.

They still haven't found any trace of 370 yet. I mean, here's the deal. How many of the planes fly around all the time? I thought the new word 370 was, I thought the new was at the bottom of a trench. I don't think they know that yet. Really? So the Ukraine one had a mask on it.

I thought that it said that one was for sure shot down by the Russians. I don't think anything was for sure. Oh, okay. I mean, I think the belief is that it was shot down by the Russians. I don't think anything was for sure. I mean, I think the belief is that it was shot down by insurgents or, you know, renegades that are being supplied with weapons from Russia, but they don't know that. So Putin, if you're listening. That being said, no one thinks it's a rude

pilot taking it. No, not in Russia, but no. With the Malaysian plane, the, uh, not the black box, whatever tracks, the transponder pilot taking no not in russia but no they they with the Malaysian plane the Nothing black box whatever tracks the transponder was manually turned off No one knows why but they thought it could maybe it was a road pilot or The reason of the 9-11 pilots to be rogue pilots no, okay, so they're actually the case you're probably thinking of that was an actual Rogue part pilot was Egyptian air. Oh, I know what I'm thinking of. Yeah, the Egyptian air guy, where you set a prayer into the microphone and then like just went, FIP and pushed forward on the stick. And his co-pilot was like, what are you doing and pulled back on his stick and they're fighting over controls.

And I guess when they both like pushed the opposite direction, the actual plane was able to like go into the flaps, went in two different directions. Like, maybe there's a reason why you'd want that to happen in some kind of avionics situation, but any crash to plane in the ocean. Like the flaps, go in two different directions. Like maybe there's a reason why you want that to happen in some kind of avionics situation, but any crash to plane in the ocean. Like the dude, the one pilot just was like, yeah, I'm just gonna crash to the plane in the ocean. It's also very similar to the Air France 447. It's a difference between the design philosophies

in Airbus and Boeing. And Airbus, the pilot sticks can operate independently of each other. So they can be giving totally different inputs to the plane. And either the plane averages out the input or it confuses them and it'll operate the rotors differently. And Boeing the sticks are linked together. So then if one person pushes down, both sticks go down. So you kind of tug. So then it's like a string. It's a test of strength. Right. That's a point. Who's the strongest? So they found the oxygen air mask around the neck of Malaysia Airlines, flight 17 passenger

and the Dutch public prosecutor called us out because no other passengers, bodies who were found had oxygen masks, except for this one, and it was around their neck. Oh, okay. What? Yeah, so. So this will freak you out. You want to hear this? This is the Egypt Air flight 990, excuse me, crashed October 31st, 1999.

And the flight recorder data, the cockpit voice recorder data, record the captain excusing himself to go to the laboratory, followed 30 seconds later by the first officer saying in Egyptian Arabic, I can't pronounce this, to cult Allah Allah, which means I rely on God. A minute later the autopilot was disengaged, immediately followed by the first officer again saying, I rely on God. Three seconds later, the throttles for both engines were set to idle and both elevators were moved to three degrees, nose down. The first officer repeated, I rely on God seven more times

for the captain suddenly appeared asking, repealing what's happening, what's happening, the flight data recorder reflected that the elevator then moved to it into a split condition with a left elevator up and the right elevator down, a condition which is expected to result when the two control columns are subject to at least 50 pounds of opposing force.

At this point, both engines were shut down by moving the start levers from run to cut off. The captain asked, what is this? What is this? You shut off the engine and the planes crashed. I hope the captain had time to pull up his up his pants what he's like running in my greatest fear of my dumb ass joke that is your worst fear realize that's one guy inside the cell you could say to make me feel like what I've seen like every

episode of air disasters 200 people it's I I'm not immune to it but like there's no way I could be more freaked out. Listen, that could happen a lot. That could happen on a bus. There could be a rogue bus drive. Yeah, when am I on a bus? Yeah, but when you're driving next to a bus on the fucking freeway. Yeah, a lot. Yeah. You don't really think about when you're driving a car,

how much of your life is separated by like a double yellow line that's right there. Yeah. And you just trust people like, hug that line and they can do it like hundred percent of the time without a failure. And you always see those like instant. You always see those live league things of like someone's driving the road at all of the car just jumps and it's like right there. People in Austin are really bad about using their phone while driving. I feel like I'm really don't really have a law against it. Austin does. It just it just passed. No, it's it's been there for a while. You don't use a lot. It's what specifically. But now it, no, it's it's been there for a while. You don't use a lot. It's what's

Especially but now it's now it's universal against all phones using apps or anything on your phone Other than placing a call, but now I think they just change it to where now you can't be making a call either Okay, but yeah, I like I'll be at a red light Behind someone else or two cars behind it turns green and no one's going because they're all looking at their phone Yeah, like great now. I have to start honking. So does that qualify as driving if you're at a red light? Well, if you're at the red light and if you're job to go and you're not going, yeah, you're distracted. You need to be going. Fair enough. You know what? Fix that, Chris.

Robocards. You sold me with the Samsung. There's there. There's no quid. There it is with the drone that checks for traffic, the checks for grid locks. So we'll put that in the linked up as well for those of you watching the audio version. There's your listening to audio version. It's basically a yellow and it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a concept car.

We'll never see that thing ever. Doesn't matter because when robot cars come, I won't care about traffic because I'll be able to do stuff while I'm in the car. I'll be driving and like take me to work and I'll be like to do stuff while I'm in the car. I'll be driving and like, take me to work. And I'll be like, working and doing, like, I feel like I'm listening to a fifth graders' book. I would love to hear Chris say,

all the problems that robot cars are gonna fix. Well, everything, public transportation, all right. So you say you have a car. Yeah, well, it is because you have robot cars that just go and pick people up. So you finish with a car, you finish your car and you're like, all right, well I'm going to work. Your car could go around and pick people up and take other people to work.

You don't even need a car. But you get to pay for the gas. Well, your car could be an Uber driver. Exactly. You could buy a car and then tell it to go make money for you. You're a Christian blowing my mind. Why did you absolutely right? Tell the car, go make money. you. You know, Christian blowing my mind. Why'd you absolutely right? Tell the car, go make money.

Yeah, you could. And it would pat it. Go, and then also, or you wouldn't even need a car because there'd be other people who bought cars, and then they would be doing that. It would be weird that the car would rely on a human to fill it up with gas. So you would like pull out of the gas and you'd be like,

whops, maybe then, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, maybe then there would be gas attendance. Go back. Oh, that'd be crazy. It would go What's crazy? Oh, I'll say we go back to the drives itself. We're gonna have something there Well, say we go back to time where there's people who Automously done, but this on the road, autonomously done, but this... Impossive! It's like a nozzle? No, get out of here. Well, it's a... it's kind of cool if we went back to the time where there's like,

all of a sudden a job to fill someone's gas. How bitter would you be if a car pulled up and filled in it, and you had to fill it with gas? I would be so fucking bitter. I would be like, I'm not doing this job anymore. I just scraped the nozzle all down the ceiling, like, side of the car. There you go. Well, if it was like regular, please fucking premium Get your on

This is how cars talk But I would it would get so abused those features would get totally abused though too because the impact on fuel usage You go through the roof because people be like I roof, because I gotta go to the post office, but I can't find a parking space. Hey, car, just go around the block for like 10 times, and then just run in. Nobody would ever park anywhere. Why would you? You would have to park, because you would go somewhere and you'd be like, RoboCar, go on the block.

No, you'd be like, go do a couple rides for other people, I'll be back in there. Come back here in an hour, and in that hour RoboCar would go and be like go do a couple rides for other people I'll be back in it Me come back here in an hour and in that hour Robock car would go and be like would give a taxis to people Listen Chris you don't want that you don't want people getting in your car that you paid for that you don't know With no other driver in there or anything It's like this is the story of how I bought a driverless car and a day later It was filled to the top with urine Like that exactly how that story works. I'm bored with it.

I'm powdered semen everywhere. And that's just like, uh, gross. But you can be powered by urine. That would be, uh, me and the homeless guy urine. That would be perfect. Then yeah, then yeah, obviously let everyone in their car. There'd be some sort of security feature. I got to go.

Well, with that, I don't know. I, you know what, send that to me. There's a guy with a cap sitting there scowling. There'd be something. We have to like swipe something. And how long would that last before like what would be the requirement for people like you have to have a driver list car by when?

Like they're introduced today. 20% of the population has them within five years. Then it's a point where it's like, you can't have a driver who's car on the road. 30 years. Because then you're just wasting everybody's time. You think it's gonna be 30 years until we have robot cars?

No, no, no, no. You can like really like fairly require it. Oh, it's required to have a robot car. Till required. Because don't forget, I mean, like, one of the worst things in Austin, and I know it brings a lot of money to the city and that's really fucking great but that money can go up its own butt from all I care the motorcycle rally that comes

at Texas every year at Austin it's just a misery it's just it's just too much what money is just like the streets farting I love that people are having a good time there are motorcyclists but just too much it's just it's too many they got to stop it what is too much what But those people are never going to like say they can't drive on the roads. Those people are huge enthusiasts. There's a bottom road motorcycle. Yeah, but they're going to want that. Why don't they want that?

And who wants to go look them the eyes and tell them they can't do that? It's kind of like this. It's like horses. You know, it's like, no, I said that. Well, horses. People still ride horses. There was a horse. I didn't get over the path of horse on the marble of our captain.

But it's like it's not like people are off riding horses all down the street. It doesn't matter. It fucks up the whole system. So do you think that robot cars are going to like push horses? No, because people like horses. But like what I'm saying, whenever cars were introduced, people, I'm sure people with horses were like, well that that I don't know what my horse I just trust the horse I don't trust some robot to be carrying me around

I want to see cowboy Chris now Chris is gonna invent the robot horse no I'm just saying it's like I'm sure this we have the back you know what are in the 20s or whatever we're we win were cars invented like the T got it You're getting all the way in the century. I'm just saying 10 the exact same conversation happened People are like, well, I just trust my horse. I don't I trust someone with blood and bones not machine People didn't trust cars then but now they do and now we're now with the next other time just bulletin bones on the road that's all it's just

what if you get a car that was like the chunk was really I trust that car this car doesn't have this car is full of blood and show it up you want this car driving and you want to robot car full of blood and show enough you want this car driving and you'll handle robot car now

with a broken bones have a key you can drive into the square hold on so carry forward actually has a great quote which is that he said if I listened to the public I would have designed a faster

horse yeah I think job cited that a lot yeah I did a lot yeah I'm just listening to public opinion when you're doing something that's revolutionary. All right, so when was the car, when was the car in bed? I would say, I have a great barometer for that kind of stuff because my grandmother, on my dad's side, my dad, because it was a priest's way, it's so long to have kids, I was like

super crazy generation gap with my dad. And my grandmother was actually born in 1898. Oh, wow. So I sat down one time I did an interview with her with a video camera and I asked her about all of her experiences. She remembers when she saw her first, oh, she's passed away now, but she remembered when she saw her first electric light.

That was like she remembers that. And like she remembers seeing her first cars, seeing her first airplane, everything. I heard a story that you would love, and I never heard about this, that when the Wright brothers went to pitch the airplane to the US military or the right and a colonel got in a plane together and overright took off flume around crash the plane crippled himself killed the colonel and the army

goes order 10,000 I For the other for the enemy It didn't sway them at all they they go in ahead and place an order anywhere Well, yeah, I just love that. Do you know that ride a Disney the one where it's like a huge donut And it spins you around you see like the different eras of time the future You know what Epcot no it's a tomorrow land It's in tomorrowland. I think it is. It's not, but, well, basically you see what life was like in like the 1910s and the 1940s.

And then we got to like the last era. And I was like, okay, cool, this is the present. And then the right ended. I was like, wait, that was supposed to be the future. Like it's crazy because like their perception, I think it was remodeled in the 80s is now. Like we're living in that future that we envisioned so like recent.

Well, we talked about the AT&T commercials that were in the 80s and early 90s that like pegged. Oh, almost all the stuff that's now. You'll be able to fax from the beach. Yeah, yeah. But you'll be able to use a pay phone, you know, or wave goodbye from a pay phone and stuff like that.

But all of the reasons of the future are based on the technology that you have. Right. That's what, like, when you look at 50s stuff, it was always like, how are you going to read the newspaper in the year 2000? It's like, well, we didn't think that you just wouldn't get the newspaper in all that entire business would be out of business. You know, this is like, it's based on one of this, you know. The really interesting thing to me about future, you know, the futurists and like predicting

what the future is going to hold is the turn of which in the like the 50s to 60s to 70s, when everything was like we're going to build all this crazy stuff and it's going to be the Jetsons or like lost in space, people are going to be traveling to different planets or Star Trek or stuff like that. And then about the 80s, it was like, when the world ends, it's like all of a sudden, every vision of the future was like this tour being here, the machines are gonna kill us, we're gonna run out of gas, like everything became post-apocalyptic.

There was never really like post, like the close you had to post-apocalyptic stuff was planted in the apes, but that really wasn't a post-apocalyptic story. It was more of an alien world thing with a twist to it. And probably more of a commentary on evolution than anything else. But yeah, so there was a weird thing when the world went from being, everything's gonna be incredibly awesome to,

everything's gonna be horrible at how we used to survive this kind of a thing. Yeah, it's the Cold War. Are you sure you think it was? Yeah, he was nuclear. You're right. Yeah, the thought of the Cold War and the nuclear threat. Like, we reached a point of technology where we thought, I guess this can't continue.

And that's kind of a scary concept, you know, just real technology. We just overwhelmed us, even now, like people talk about like nanobots and like, you know, the gray ooze. What's the, I mean, if you, what's a gray ooze, if you build self replicating nanobots, that they'll just self replicate to the point where they consume the entire world, they just consume like if there was a self replicating nanobot in this room, it would use materials from stuff around it to make another one, and those two would make another two, and those four would make another four,

and those eight would make another eight. And then eventually you have what's called gray goo, where the robots are a cloud that just consume all materials and just make themselves. It's terrifying. Yeah, and just good luck sleeping tonight. It's like that episode of Shurama, where Bender, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I know he's like a little Benders.

Yeah yeah he's a little like a little Man of Benders. Yeah but that and uh you know it's it's nanotechnology but then you look at like this Ebola thing too it's like if there was now break Ebola in West Africa we would not be in this situation with this going global the way that we are now where it's like you're literally seeing these little little dots all over the map now of like Spain and to talk to scariest crazy is one was they they suspected somebody of having a Ebola in brain tree Massachusetts that is everyone ever heard a brain tree before? it's it's a garracon there that we're going to know it's a super weird coincidence because there's a Stephen King novel, the stand, which is about a super flu that wipes a 98% of the population. The first place it infects is

brain tree Texas. It's a weirdest coincidence. I think they figured out the person in brain tree did that is correct. But I didn't even know there was a brain tree massachusetts. The fact that it came up was like this is like really like I don't have a fucking movie all the stuff yeah diseases it man I everybody's always like but we're horrible were three but it's gonna be disease disease was always it it was always it I mean it's like it's already already yeah the past is already coming on we live in this weird bubble of antibiotics which is about to come to an end to where it's like yeah where like people would get a cut

and die or they got smallpox and die yeah where like people would get a cut and die Or they got smallpox and die. Yeah, you know it happened to a lot of people You know bubonic plague wiped out what a quarter of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're just not you where you just like Oh, you just go doctor get antibiotics and it's fun, but like that's Those are gonna It's over yeah, it's opening immune to it immune to it. At least the way that antibiotics exist now. They're working on genetic therapy and things like that, which hopefully you can't get the resistance to a genetic therapy.

You can probably just make something that's like 10 times worse. Something, yeah, eventually there's going to be some disease that's like, well, we don't have a solution for this. Yeah. Or where I think we've talked about this before, I know, but I think technology, as you look at every technology, like stuff that's miraculous 100 years later isn't everybody's pocket, you know, essentially.

And you go out far enough and the way that escalates is that eventually people will be able to just make whatever in their, you know, somebody can make a virus in their garage at some point. Like, the basic stuff that science are so simple that you can buy kids with what's that? Creepy crawler. Creepy crawler, exactly.

So yeah, the Black Death killed 30% to 60% of Europe. Yeah, 30% to 60. And you'll be sitting in your garage, working on it and your car will be like, what are you doing? It's like, shut up, Robo. You're not gonna tell anyone, you fucking bend into the windshield wiper.

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