Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #295

Episode Date: October 28, 2014

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shave. Shave time, shave money, join now at dollarshaveclub.com slash rooster team. life of Bruce Dupet. Welcome to the podcast. This week we've Gus, Brennan, Barbara, Jordan. Did you see how I remember this time? You did? Yeah. You're learning. I know.

One day we'll be able to get it all. Podcasting is like riding a bike. Like once you do it and if you haven't done it for a while It just comes back to you. You just get into training rules it first Yeah, but it's like riding a bike. I know how to talk I had something gross happening right before we came on air I don't want to show it just cuz it's like it's stupid But I was I went to the bathroom was washing my hands and something happened when I hit the soap dispenser that like soap went right through my fingers And it's squirted in a forceful jet right down on my shoe and it looked like I gizzed all over my shoe

I've seen jizz on shoes that look like a booger. This look like a booger. Yeah, yeah, yeah I've seen jizz on stuff I'm just saying like I've never come on I'm just saying like I never come on I Intentionally yeah, do you just go around? You would be numb you my come you think he's staring at someone else's jaz on his shoe You if that happens you're that if that happens you just go around like jerking off on stuff No, I mean like you tune out in airport bathroom

You don't realize that somebody in the stall next to you see I just think this is Gus's way of covering up the fact that he was doing his pre-podcast like Jack I was doing his pre-podcast pump. I never thought of that. That would totally clear your mind I'm really guys. I gotta go to my house real quick. I'll be back My my pre-podcast pump exactly That's what planes really doing. Yeah, I Thought you guys you guys aren't gonna bad mouth blame this week, right? No, we do agree though It's here we go. It's not like this to it, but no no no

I'll just say it's we were doing our best to get over it, but he doesn't Brandon comes over to my desk at least once a day to talk about how he's still mad about it and I think it's up naturally the thing your most mad about is that you can't get over it about this Yeah, yeah, it it makes me so mad cuz he won't own it He won't just say yeah, I'm sorry. He told Adam Kovic that we're make we're villainizing him You're talking about it. I just want him to be like yeah, it was douchey I'm kind of and it's like I can't and then it can't get out of my brain and it's eating me like it's gonna Destroy me like I'm gonna be on my bed and the last words my death bed and the last words out of my mouth are gonna be like god damn smite tournament

I could have been a champ again Guys we're not talking about I'm at it blamed for a different reason why you mad a blank because his hair is stupid Oh wow I had a. I had a draw, I had a draw blame for RTA and I could not figure out how to draw his hair. So I had to like go to him this morning and take a picture of him like three quarters of you and go back to my desk and use it as reference and it took half the morning like maybe three and a half hours to draw planes hair. You're also trying to get his boobs right to right? Yeah, I get his back

Well cuz like there's a very fine line literally between me making it look like he has boobs It says he has like the fine muscles. Yeah, I think it turned out pretty well I showed it to him and he was like oh yeah, look at me I look so cool and then I was like learning what you can make my arms like use a thicker line for the arms. I like your idea But you can give me notes on how to draw him and I was like playing Playing you're not special. You're gonna have the same arms as everybody else. I like your idea before that Do you remember what was what was my idea just like one stick? Make a mistake figure. Oh instead of like a stick arm. It should be just like a series of circles attached together

Just like the grossest set of muscles. Oh, my muscles. Yeah. So is that the hardest person you've ever had a draw for RTA? Miles is pretty tough too. Really? Yeah. Cause he has like spiky hair. I thought Miles is hair. The people who have like their generic like my blue eyes. People who have like a crazy hair and beards because beard is just another thing you got to get right and then getting the shape of their head correct too is usually difficult. I don't know if we talked about it but if you go to the Alamo Drafthouse anywhere in the country you might start seeing some of our content like it's already airing and RTA is actually the one that I've submitted the most. Yeah. I don't know if it's gonna be in front of Interstellar

but I did send guts on Mars for interstellar and the only well the only thing is that that movie's ready PG 13 Oh, so I'm not sure if they have to use it, but that seems perfect. We could believe it. Yeah, believe some of that You could use the argument that like most of our YouTube bodies is 13 No, the parents and MPA that stuff that stuff's pretty crazy. Can you believe there used to not be a rating system? A movie was either good or bad. Like that was it like you'd go and then you'd see the movie plus at the bottom We just say good or bad. I don't know if they I don't know if they could really release it or they they can never really get away with releasing movies I think it was called the haze code. That's why all the old movies, whenever people kiss, they never make out.

It's always like, I'll just do it with myself. This really like hard like every day, right? Like hard smack. Do you think people ever like chip their teeth doing that? Oh, man. Oh, that sucks. Absolutely people love chips. It's like when you go to put like food in your mouth

and you the fork, you're just saying. Oh, I'm scared. Have you ever accidentally like chips and ones toothed by doing something not making out necessarily doing. I don't like to just my friends. I took my friends to the accidently. We were at a bar downtown Montreal and everyone was dancing

and like really close together. He had a bottle of beer with him and he was about to take a swig and like I turned around and hit him and it chipped his front tooth so bad. I felt terrible. How do you do that? Yeah, yeah, he got a fix. I think his dad was a dentist or something like that. I gave my sister a black eye accidentally once. We were kids and we were at a carnival thing going on at a park near our house and they had carnival rides or always the safest. they had like a bumper car set up and so we got in the bumper cars

And she was driving and I was in it and we got bumped In the eye and the best part is like like the next day was like picture day So like my sister's death grade pictures like she's gonna shine black guy Who did this to you, my brother? I deserved it. I deserve to. I deserve to. I deserve to.

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The irony it's just a weird to me. I'll never try it yourself I don't have ever had a black eye. Could you get dizzy really? I want to help with that. No, I don't I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm a very plow. Have you ever gotten in a fight? No, God no. Really? You almost got in a fight that won't take that much time. I'm at Southby. No.

No, no. No, no. I'm trolling on the internet. It's not. You know what I played fight? Even when you were a kid, you never got. God no. I don't know how this possible.

Have you ever gotten in a fight? No. I used to be in a fake fight club in 2nd grade. I got beat up in the... No, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Oh, he just goes and races and fight each other. But what? What?

Like, that was just fighting like punching and kicking. Yeah. In second grade. Yeah. And the teachers let you all do this. Well, they didn't know about it. Did you have any kind of initiation? Now, we kind of just formed it and then I think it probably

like, hey, you want to fight. And it's like, yeah, you want want to they were like the third graders too So like we're fighting people older than us. Did you win? Yeah, we won how many times? I don't know I remember one ones especially where like I definitely won one fight I think I forget the other ones for obvious reasons. Oh my god. I want to see that movie what the joy The joy Oh my god, I want to see that movie. What? The George Floyd. The George Floyd. It's like Star and Door, the Explorer and Diego. I got beat up in the fourth grade by a dude.

What'd you do? Nothing. He just didn't like my face. Well. Yeah. Was he in the fourth grade also? Yeah. I think there was something that might have been wrong with this kid.

Did he fix it? No I was wrong with the face I mean oh no I didn't fix that it's still there's still something wrong with it but he he took my winterhood and like smash my head against lockers and then like kick me until I fall and like the concrete it was bad oh my god teachers broke it up I think so I think he got expelled good I haven't seen him in a while. There was this girl when I was a jail now. Maybe. There's this girl when I was in third grade who kind of like make fun of me a lot and then someone told me, oh that just means she kind of likes you.

It's really obvious. And I was like, that's how it works. So at one point, like we ran into each other and she like, oh, you were in this class and I was like, yeah, no, not with you. That'd be horrible. And then I walked away and I was like, yeah, no, not with you. That'd be horrible. And then I walked away and I was like smiling. I was like, yeah, this is gonna work out and she never talked to me again. She was crying as you walked away. Yeah, that stuff's hard when you're a kid. That's just mean. That's not like play fight. No, but she was mean to me though. Oh, she was saying things. And I just thought that she did. Maybe she just didn't like you I guess. No she

yes she did. I feel like that has skewed Brandon's perception of how people interact. A human interaction. Exactly. With great. But that explains a lot. I'm not mean. No, it's very nice to select people. Yeah. I like you guys. We've been having a problem. Brandon and I have been having a problem for several days now, where I could send him IMs, but he couldn't send any to me. Days back and forth going between our offices, trying to troubleshoot this.

Right before the podcast started, he was like, he sent me a test. I was like, oh, sweet, I got it. Or I know it was like, I got it. What'd you do? He's like, oh, I restarted the IM client. You had to try that? That wasn't step one.

Was there is a walking back and forth between offices? That was in the first thing you tried. It's like every time it didn't work I was always doing something more important like I never wanted to actually troubleshoot But no was everything he sent you in quotes too I Wouldn't know it didn't get anything Days of shooting on your end stop Brandon's end for a while obviously Yeah, he thought I was ignoring him then I was getting mad at him because he wasn't sending me stuff

Because we were working on something and I walked his office and I said like hey, I told you to send it Yes, send me and I am with this I wait nothing happens. I go hey, what's going on? I need that stuff He's like I sent it to you Well, the thing is though that everyone else a I didn't have a problem with any other person on aim So I didn't figure we starting it would work Because it's just a problem with you What it's a problem with you I was like no other guy. I didn't have an issue with anyone else

I was like can't be the client. There must be something wish you with you like issue with Gus's computer issue with your Do you think the government ever has problems like this? It's like I needed the launch codes Why didn't she send them to me? He's like, oh, I just needed to restart aim. China's ignoring me and I am again. Yeah. Yeah. It's me. Laymeco online crash.

It's like, it well pretty much dead and gone, a non-thing, but we still use this fucking eye-hands client. Yeah, it's a huge part of like communication in the company. Gus and I use it to talk to each other and we sit about four feet away from it. We sit about as far as we are on this and we're in our office. I will I am each other shit all the time. Can we just make this podcast us messaging each other

and then we'll just stream that in the chat. Just make it like an IRC channel if we're just a chat with us. That's gonna be what podcasts are like in 30 years. Cause that's like all kids do now. Is this text chat? Yeah, it's like more so now. No, you're like Snapchat,

we're like six second podcasts. I have noticed a trend on, especially on Reddit where people don't link videos anymore, they link screenshots of things with text underneath. And it's like you could have just linked this 30 second video. Yeah, they're a series of gifts. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, whenever something like that is on the front page of Reddit, and it's like more than four images, I'm like, okay, I'm gonna go in the comments and just look for the source video because there's always one person who who links it and it's like that guy's the hero. So you're the hero, yeah, you're the one we're looking for. Yeah, because obviously gifts with captions underneath is the way that media is supposed to be consumed.

Yeah, according to Reddit. And that's it, no one else. Apparently, daylight savings happened in Europe already, so people are very happy because it's an hour earlier for them watching the podcast this evening. So welcome. Hello. Are European friends? We change our time this coming weekend, so y'all are fucked. Yeah, it's actually awesome. It's at 2 a.m. which is when the bar is closed. For some reason, it doesn't start at one, and then you get an extra hour.

If you're on the toilet right now, chances are, are European. get an extra hour. If you're on the toilet right now, chances are European. I heard you were in the control room just like, turn it off. My microphone or the stream? The stream was like, oh, I'm living. The podcast is just over. Six years of podcasts, that's it. Fuck it.

I'll walk away. Just out. And of it all. When does daylight savings happen in Australia? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I might have already happened. Okay. Because I remember seeing a chart of like the different times. Like it all, it's all, you know, every country is different. And like sometimes, depending on the sweet spot in like November, everybody's like totally fucked up like eight hours, nine hours, 10 hours apart from each other. So I'm curious because we're going to Australia soon. And I want to know when we go, if we'll be, we'll get there.

And then the time will change. Should do the change their time back on October 5th. Oh geez. They don't fuck around. Yeah, they've been, they've been, they've been there for a while. Well, that's good. Yeah. Now we're just catching up. I had to go through two daylight savings one year when I went out for MCM in the UK. It changed the weekend I was out there in the UK. Then I came back, and then it changed the weekend.

I came back here into the United States. I was saving the worst. I don't want to do it. No. I don't get it. We don't need it anymore. I don't think we need it. Yeah.

It just makes it more depressing when you leave work. Not more depressing depressing. When you get outside we need it. Yeah, it just makes it more depressing when you leave work, not more depressing, pressing. When you get outside and it's like completely pitch black and you're like, I didn't see the sun at all. I was like, yeah, when you drive to work, it's dark. Yeah, then you leave work and it's still dark. Yeah, even if you, you know, you get here and it's still light outside, but it's like, all right,

now I'm free, I have all my free time and you get it's like, it's like complete pitch black. I like, what the fuck am I supposed to do? Yeah, there are days when I walk out and it's like all right Go on home and I put like my sunglasses on cuz I walked in wearing sunglasses and it's pitch black outside I was like cuz I don't need these guys surprise for a second. Yeah, what because we can't tell what time of day It is yeah, we have no idea the worst part living in cano is when it would get to like winter time It would be really really cold outside

I'm at the time I'm leaving school, which is like four o'clock or so. It would already be dark Yeah, I can start at like three o'clock or so, it would already be dark. Yeah, I can start at like three o'clock there. Yeah, and it's crazy. So it's like cold and dark and miserable. I hate it. Which is why I love Texas. It's a year for longer here.

Yeah, that's like the comment everyone makes any time you say your cold. It's like, aren't you from Canada? Yeah, so you are never like the cold fuck you. Or if you complained about being cold here, Canadians will be like, you should try being in Canada. Okay, we get it. It's cool. Oh, I made fun of you a lot when you moved here You do you kept trying to get hang out. You're like, oh, it's too cold And now looking back on it, you just didn't want to hang out with them. Yeah, it's my Too cold I can't come out tonight. Sorry. I wish it were colder. I love the cold weather

It's getting pretty chilly. Yeah, is that that I love the cold weather. It's getting pretty chilly. Yeah. Is that that I like the cold weather? I'm just fucking sick of the hot weather. I've been wearing my jacket every day because you know, I'm dressed for the weather you want, not the weather you have. I got you. Who the fuck says that? Apparently. Is it work? Uh, no, I'm really hot actually. You mean we trade seats if you want. The air conditioner is blowing right up. I wish the players all year round doesn't work.

You're always cold. Yeah, that's true. Cause the air conditioning is crazy and it's building. Crazy awesome. No, it's just so random. Like it's super hot in our office. The thing that drives me crazy is we don't, we just have like random vents. Sometimes not even vents are just ducts. Yeah, yes. Random ducts, we just have like random vents.

Sometimes not even vents are just ducts. Yeah, yeah, random ducts, that's really what it is. And there's two, somebody moved one right on top of the table in our kitchen. So whenever you try to take sugar out of the sugar cup, it just flies everywhere. It's just like snow and it's like, That's fucking funny.

I don't understand the rationale, it's like we need AC but we need it right yeah sometimes it's too bad like there's a tube or a duct coming out like over the animation uh desks and they have to like they like somehow like put an umbrella to like stop it which I think is a really smart thing like dig for it. It is smart. What are you doing, Gus? Duct cam of duct cam. That's one of the duct cams. So take it out. So you can see there's the Root Teeth logo for the podcast, and then right above it is the duct that's in the screen.

Show us, Gus, show us. It's stunning, right? That's really clever. A. All right, enough of that. It's a lot of time for you to have your own like-ass like that. So just off the eye. I want to show them what we're talking about, little visual aid.

No, that's really cool. It's a really good idea. We should have a 24 hour show that dog that's on the screen. Who was that? Who was that? Who was that? Who's dog? Who's dog was that?

People change the background on this all the time. I was just wondering what it was. Is that a cool dog? That's a cool dog. It's like a corgi with sunglasses and like a little camera. Oh yeah, that's an awesome dog. Hey, now, though. And you can see the kind of lap where we bought the, uh, the, uh, go of the

Fuck the Sleep that, uh, blah blah blah. Which has been all over the news. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Like crazy. Let me, uh, so jealous when I saw that. Let me, let me, let me, let me read this thing here and I want to talk a little bit about, uh, about extra life.

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think they profile? Like someone walks in with a big beard? There's like the employees like lock that person. I was at the drugstore the other day and I was like walking down one of the aisles and like one of the employees came along with the keys to unlock something for another customer. I was like, down one of the aisles and like one of the employees came along with the keys to unlock something for another customer. I was like, oh man, what's that guy buy? He must be buying something like something fucked up. And I turned around looking like it's the razor. Yeah.

It was like guys waiting to fucking buy the razor. Yeah, but just pay six bucks. But you go to Home Depot and you try to get like spray paint or something and like they have it all locked up, but it's always unlocked. You just like move a little gate, and you go and buy some spray paint. When are you going to Home Depot? Dude, I got Home Depot a lot.

Ever since I started running that house. Do you like make stuff? Like, like bird houses? Have you been to my house? Did you see that awesome rope wall in my house? I did. That thing was hard to make. He doesn't remember it.

That took like a hundred trips. Remember the rope wall? Yeah, it was right past like the smallest TV I've ever seen I do have a pretty small team does your own the rope wall. I'm working on that Someone fell through it. Oh yeah, yeah, Chris is the guy a Rad-Anner. Yeah, he fell through the wall. He was really drunk and he thought it was a wall I didn't need to find it almost fell through almost knocked over my TV You would think it was a wall, but it's a series of ropes.

It's a good looking wall. Who does? Um, so yeah, we did the actual life livestream this past weekend. That was awesome. 24 hours. And it seemed like it went really well. I was here for three hours, but luckily I was here at the same time as Love Arburton. Yes.

I got to sit here for his reading of Go The Fuck To Sleep and his own book, The Rhino Who Swallowed A Storm. Yes. I was so jealous when I saw that. That must have been awesome. It was like ridiculous. It was so surreal. We were all so jealous. It was pretty weird. I got killed. I almost had pictures and stuff. I came and sat down too and was like, what am I doing right now? Where am I? Reading Rainbow is happening in front of me. I'm sitting in Ruth's Routief. Yeah. And then the year to see the office listening to love our Burton read his own book and go the fuck to sleep. There it is. That was confusing for a second. I was like,

that's it. Yeah, there's the, there's, I noticed a lot of comments of people pointing out my crystal palestrasy. I got really pretty talented, then, because I was really sure. Like I missed the fact that they cut and I just looked up to our monitor screen Because that's a screen that it shows us what's going on and I saw jacked and I was Yeah, it's really surreal because I saw friends of mine posting some other people's walls on Facebook I just walked by with like no reference of the fact that like I was there Yeah, and then I had friends being like, my friend just posted us on my wall and what are you doing there?

Like, what is this? I'm working. Like, hands, why I work. It's cool though, it got a lot of coverage for like. It's so weird here. Our events, yeah, we're back. Cunning from that footage to us sitting here. I told you, it's really bizarre.

It is so weird. It's so weird. Just keep going back and forth to mess with us. Yeah, but the same thing I had like people People I went to high school with like were tagging me in that on Facebook. Yeah, like people haven't seen like in 20 years They're like oh look it's Gus He's in love our burdens presents I felt kind of bad because during when when we first when you read the first book his own book the the random swallowing The storm I was a little distracted, I was looking at my phone

because we were having some technical issues. And so I was like trying to figure out what was going on with that. And I think when we posted the video earlier today, there were some YouTube comments who were like, oh, why is it Jack paying attention? Why are they looking down at their phones? Like, there was something seriously wrong going on

that we were taking care of. So it was a little fucked up. Yeah, there's a lot of maintenance during that kind of of stream, it's a little fucked up. Yeah, there's a lot of maintenance during that kind of stream. It's both tech and also knowing what giveaways we're doing, and like following hashtags and stuff like that, following donations and post-retails. Keeping that going for 24 hours is not easy task.

Yeah, and 90% of those problems are actually fix that the audience knowing, which is pretty impressive. So if it went smoothly for the most part, you could think all the tech guys and Jack as well for Really maintaining that yeah coal Peyton and I know I think coal officially beat Patrick's livestream in Switching record you did what was it 18 hours that you were switching for coal? Yeah, I think 24 22 hours 22 hours That's cool over there. I guess maybe it was weird timing when I came in Peyton was the only one in there and he was switching and I was like where is everybody?

What time did you get here? I came in at about 11 o'clock because I was on the 12 o'clock shift Which got shifted moved a little bit, but shift got shifted shift a shifted at one point I went looking for Chris because I had to work with him on something and then when I came back This is about 4 a.m. The Entire set was full of people. Like, there was no place for me to go. And I was like, all right, I guess I'm done. So it was, it was cool seeing,

this might be like the fourth 24 hour stream we've done. And more and more people, the company are like, just trying to come in as, as much as they can. I think it was the third 24 hour stream, but we've also done the 12 hour laser team stream. We did the mini stream for this before. So we've done a couple, but I think it was a third, twenty-four-hour stream, but we've also done the 12-hour laser team stream. We did the mini-stream for this before, so we've done a couple, but I think this is the third one. Well, I remember last time, it was just like five or six of us in that last shift, and then when I came in, it was just like... It was crazy. Did it still smell like a mac and cheese? No, I did not see any of the mac and cheese. I saw Michael's

giant brews on his face, and that night I texted Doreen, who's the main producer of laser team. And I was like, Michael has a giant wound. I actually got a text from Bernie being like, what the hell happened to Michael? What happened? Why does he advise on his face? So that's something you're watching in the video right now.

Michael's dropping a giant gallon container of mac and cheese trying to get it to to break. I also sent Patrick email. I emailed Patrick a picture that I wanted to show at some point. Um, of, uh, you know, Naomi from the community site. Yeah. She makes a lot of stuff like a lot of shirts and costumes based off a lot of ruchery stuff. And she just posted something recently. I don't know if we have it. You got that yesterday.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's the fucking Mac and cheese. Did she make that? She made that obviously between yesterday and now. She's so fast. Yeah. Do you think, when it comes time for Halloween, that she's just like constantly changing costumes?

Yeah, like, by the hour. Yeah, she'll go to a party and like, being forward to fun costumes. So she takes, she's got a suitcase, like by the hour. Yeah, I should go to a party and like being for different costumes. So she takes it. She got a suitcase like, where you going? Halloween party. It's like, is there a phone booth around here? I got a change.

I think the my favorite moment was when Alan Richson came on. Oh, man, he was so much fun. And like that was also the time where everybody, but there's the mac and cheese mac and cheese. I think that's the only remnant left. There's a piece. Yeah, it's the one piece that's still stuck in the carpet. I won't come out

Yeah We you're just kind of like starting to fade then because it was around one o'clock And he started to come in and he just like re-energuise everybody Yeah, and he wasn't afraid to like make a fool out of himself He was awesome. It's so much fun drop mac and cheese I mean you hear stories like all this person's down to earth down to earth But he's truly, you know, you wouldn't expect these like you know this big star and he was a he was giving people rides on his back as he was doing push-ups And I think at one point he's like all right who wants to hop on next and my eyes just went like you just like don't say that

Good He started having my ovaries like quivered when that happened He started having my own worries like quivered when that happened Just like that mercy You put your fan in I volunteer's tribute As far as you just put my guy I just can't take this no, I had to excuse myself after that Told the story on the podcast, but about a year ago we went to Vegas and two girls in the pool got really drunk and started making out and we were just like, oh, and then Chris was looking at it and he's really,

really drunk and he's just like, I can't handle this. This is too hot. I can't do it. And he just left. Yeah, it was like overwhelmed. I think it's because he was on the verge of a boner, right? Yeah, but it's a pool. He went through a cage full of pump. Yeah, gross. One of those girls is Aaron. I don't want to say it. Yeah, but I was already told the story of the circus. The other girl was the girl that I brought. Oh, was it?

Yeah. Well, there it is. Friends forever. Awkward. No, friends, forever. Awkward. Yeah. No, it was awesome. I was like, I can't believe this is happening. But yeah, that stream was a blast. I mean, every minute of it was so much fun.

And like, just being surrounded by everybody here and having the support of the community the whole time was like, no words came to shred. Yeah, just, I mean, we say it's a lot of energy for us, but it's not energy for the people who are watching and engaging. Yeah. You know, it's not something that you for us, but it's what energy for the people who are watching and engaging Yeah, you know, it's not something that you can casually put on in the background while you work out like the people were really into it Yeah, we trended worldwide on Twitter as well. Yeah for a long time

For like, it was up there. Almost the entire time for hours And then all of a sudden what the bar happened and we made worldwide news. Yeah, it was on television all over the place It was crazy. But the one thing that annoys me is so like all these websites cover it, but almost none of them link to our extra life page or to the Rupert's page or anything. Do they talk about it? Like, I'm going to call out, I'm going to call out CNN.com because there's a biggest piece of shit of all. Because no surprise, they only link to other CNN.com stories in that story. It's like, LavaR Burton, you cover over it. It they only link to other CNN comm stories in that story. That's true. It's like, Lavar Burton, you cover over it, it's a link to a

No CNN story about Lavar Burton. It's like, there's no traffic outside of CNN comm. It's a big fuck you to CNN. They haven't a lot to do with the Angry Birds video we did. Because I got a lot of publicity or a movie of Siri. And then like, they would cover it and they say this is a good video, but they did know what, they may know attempt to figure out who it was that made it and what a link. And sometimes the information was just wrong.

And you're like, how hard is it for you to just Google this? You are journalists. I saw some people posting, I think one news article that referred to us as rooster chief. Yeah, rooster chief. You know that they changed the title and the subreddit to rooster chief. And it was a one post that was like, why did it change? Rooster chief. So stupid. Yeah, like you the one post. It was like, why did it change? Rooster chief so stupid. Yeah, like you You're in the fucking video. There is a rooster and instead of teeth. Yeah, you can fucking figure it out

Because they don't have any detectives at work exactly lazy journalism. Yeah, it's true Yeah, but I wish like I think we learned another lesson and I think Next year we should see about having a video editor here all 24 hours So if something we think is gonna be big happens, we can be the ones who post it. Yeah, that's a good idea Instead of it, you know, being ripped and put on someone else's YouTube channel. Yeah, I think I think we love it I do really appreciate the people who go to the effort of capturing the footage because there have been issues in the past where we Try to record a stream and it didn't work So to the people who do put the effort to do that, thank you.

Appreciate it. But don't monetize that. Don't. Well, yeah, I mean, especially if it's like for something charitable. Yeah, it's kind of scummy. It's kind of scary if you monetize that. But yeah, we, we figured that system out. We actually have all the footage.

There was no, no recording issues anymore. Excellent. We learned our lessons. We're getting better. There's a whole new graphic system too. Yeah, that's what we can have all these fancy graphics and It's cool having also like the total updated every time it was updated

Yeah, it was slow on the remote and we had it We're working on a system to have it live updating and constantly in the corner But the problem is it didn't update frequently enough. It's like oh well Then it's just eating up screen space. Let's just put it up whenever we need to every now and then when it changes. Yeah. It's funny to think about when we started the podcast, the video podcast a few years ago. You know, and like the changes that we have from now to then.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, we were demoing some new cameras the other day. Yeah. To replace our shitty ones. Have people seen these cameras? Good old, I don't came so I mean these the cameras we use now yeah, I've talked about them. They're like shitty little Sony handy cams I'll tell you this did you ever imagine that these cameras would last this long like we haven't replaced them

Like as much as we make fun of them. Yeah, you got them. It's like oh, it'll just be a placeholder for a month or something I was like yeah, we'll just use them for a little while when they break we'll get another one and two and a half years later I feel like when we replace them we should we should do it right and we should like a Like a Viking death put it out on a boat and like push it out in the water and then like a flaming arrow I Think we actually had one die didn't we would replace one I can't remember at some point. Yeah, I think we're trying to get a close-up Right now one of the cameras. We're having problems though, getting in. I doubt the camera's that shitty.

It's so dark over there, you can't see that camera. I don't know, I trust Peyton. It is literally the cheapest Sony little handy camera. Don't fail me. Tiny little piece of junk. Like an iPhone camera. It's better quality than that camera. But yeah, so we brought in some new cameras

to test the other day and they look great. Yeah, I was weird. I've never, basically the guys who made the camera said, fuck what a camera is supposed to be. We're not going to design what looks like a camera. They basically designed an iPad and then put a little hole for a lens. It's crazy. It's like the viewfinder on it is as big as this.

There it is. We never even took the sticker off of it. It's so little like stickers on it. And so yeah, the new cameras look, we don't have them. We're still pricing them out. They look like the side pad, but we just like a little lens on the front. You mount them. That's awesome. My favorite thing was a Gus intentionally went with the Nikon cameras and not the Canon ones, because he knew that we use Canon cameras and live action.

And if you guys use Nikons, we can never steal a lens. Ooh, I like the way you think. Yeah, I was really excited. Yeah, we were talking about it. And then you said something. Yeah, it means that Kim is like, mm, I noticed you did this. Yeah, you can buy your own fucking cameras.

Yeah. Yeah, that's like, I didn't want the stuff disappearing. Like getting ready to go live on the podcast. We're like, oh, we're missing three lenses. Yeah, fuck. We're missing all of the lenses. Yeah. See everyone shit at this office. Let's just keep it proprietary to where it only works with this stuff and then use that.

So hopefully, you know, we're looking into that. Hopefully we'll, we'll have new cameras soon. We're looking at as part of that upgrading the stream from 720 to 1080. Oh, and eventually, nice 4K. Eventually 4K, the cameras can do 4K. So once we can find a 4k streaming provider, you can see how ugly I am.

And 2160 for a horizontal line to really, finally catching up to the RGAA. What else are we gonna make better? RTA. What else are we gonna make better? Oh, there's the camera. What just makes it look a little bigger because it's got the shade on it.

Oh well. And it's got like a bunch of attachments, but it's really weird looking. That is weird looking. Oh, what the? You guys see the the new okgo video. Yes, no, I heard about it. I think it's pretty cool It's it's them like going around on those Honda unicycles Yeah, I know what they're writing the U3X or whatever they're called and They're kind of just like doing these coordinated dance moves on like little Unicycles that looks like they're just like gliding on air

and then they do a lot of I think that it's all like single take one shot thing and it's all operated by a drone so they start inside and they come out and then eventually the camera goes up and looks down on them and they all have these umbrellas and they do all this synchronized stuff and all these people come in and they do all this cool cool stuff. Are all their videos one shot? Yeah they tend to do all this cool stuff. Are all their videos one shot?

Yeah, they tend to do that kind of stuff. They make it look like one shot, but they cheated a lot. Yeah, I wasn't sure when they had the Rube Goldberg, if they kind of cheated, whenever they went in front of like a long-distance video where he pointed out like the customer, yeah, and he's like, at the end he's like, does that make it any worse? No, am I a better person for pointing it out? No. Yeah.

You just wanted to do it. For the point. Yeah. So you're talking about them writing Honda unicycles or whatever? Yeah. I saw the dumbest thing happen last night. I was at a HUB. This is a grocery store down here.

And if you ever been vendor that went over here, they have like the security guards who like, ride around on this little like, yeah, the tricycle things, the tricycle segue, or what it is. So it's like the armor plating. We, I walked out, I walked out, and we bumped into someone we knew.

So we turned around and talked in for just a second. And right, standing right behind the guy, and you was the security guard, and he was getting the tricycle up, and then like stood on it and started going Then immediately fell over To a bin of water melons been tried to very cool. Yeah, not so loud. You get up out of it. That guy was intentional Is intentional nobody sought

With the ultra-bee we looked at like If it's intentional nobody sought It's gonna look Eastern I would be looking to like Nobody saw that the guy fell into a box of water melons I got away with it. You stopped looking at the person you were talking to and we're like Yeah, we both had like the mouth of like the shook of shock on her face like it was a party like was that real Yeah, it was it was like almost like a prank show or something like that or someone trying to get a reaction that's been painful to fall in a thing of water water that's not like falling into you know anything soft yeah it's a crazy

you're like smash it me oh my god could you imagine if his head smashed to the watermelon we got that it was so stupid I love seeing people embarrass themselves in public. I feel like I do that. I do stupid shit all the time. So I'm like, I have a weird fascination with videos where people just hurt themselves and break arms.

And it's not normal. You're a sadist, OK? I'm not. It's just, I can't do things where people like crack bones. I can't wash it. If I see a skateboarding thing queuing up, I can't. I know something's going to get broken in half or twisted somehow. You know when they're going to grind on the rail of the stairway?

Yeah, so you know it's going to be a gut shot. But it's not so much them being hurt, but it's the people around them. They're these kids. I don't know if you ever had a trampoline but you could do a thing called double bounce which is basically if you and your friend, the time it just right, your other friend can take their bounce. And these kids, like three of them out of trampoline and then a basketball goal next to it. And the kid who was dunking it, took like the biggest bounce I've ever seen in my life and then his leg went through the hoop and then he fell back and like He was just it broke and he's just kind of hanging there and you're like, oh, that's really horrible and you think the video is over

But then his friends just start laughing and kind of like roll off of the trampoline and he's just screaming. I need a medic It's always the friends that are such assholes. Another kid on a skateboard was trying to jump over like this, I don't know this rope. And then his friend as the kid was jumping over it pulled it to be just little prick. And the kid fell over and broke his leg. And his friends were just standing there laughing. And he was like, why aren't you doing this? Really help me. Did you see did you see the soccer player who scored a goal and then started celebrating and he did a flip?

Oh, and they did another flip, but he didn't like do it completely any longer on this neck and he handed up dying what? Yeah, it's really fucked up. I'm sorry to burn that up. Yeah, that's a dark turn. I know I know it was in the news the other week and I want broken legs And death I'm gonna yeah, well broken neck and down today Barbara. I'm going to. Yeah. We'll broken neck and down to the day. Barbara. I am. Barbara, you know, soccer players dying. Yeah. Time for people not like my face. There was a there is an NFL player this weekend who, uh, like celebrated getting a sack and then like jumped in the air and landed awkwardly and like towards the second time the season. Yeah. Some of the celebrating. Yeah. He's awesome city limits. That was the second time the season isn't it? Yeah, some of us celebrating.

He's always awesome city limits. Mariel is not happy tonight. There's this quarterback for Tennessee and he, uh, what are you doing, Parker? He's a rookie like he's cracking yourself up. This kid's like 22 and all he does is like take selfies every day of himself. Oh, is that why? Okay. Yeah.

And like before the game, he's like, starting. Took a selfie. And then JJ Wad, who's really good, like, sack to the guy and just like, drove him into the ground. And then part of this sack celebration was like miming a selfie for himself. Yeah, we were in the background.

We were in the background. He was fucking fucking. I didn't know why you did that. That's really funny that it's like, it's like a fuck you to the quarterback Yeah, he was his business like not a list lead My team sucks. Yeah, we've been played football in a while. We should Yeah, we have a big field next door. Yeah, and they turn the lights on at night

We should oh we should go across the street. Let's go straight. Yeah. Oh over there There's there's actually a football field there is yeah, Yeah, and they turn the lights on at night for some reason let's do it Yeah, we kind of got into a soccer phase and then our field got taken away by a university Texas, you mean to feel that you know It was ours for a little bit and then they took it back and then uh, but yeah, it's uh It's getting colder and I want to play football. Let's do it You go ahead and I can drop the pass again. Yeah, Joe and getting colder and I want to play football. Let's do it. You can drop the pass again. Yeah, Joe and I once played football, it was just two of us.

And it was just us on offense, like one with quarterback, one with receiver. And we're like, all right, we'll just go down the field. And then like, I threw it, he missed it, he threw it, I missed it, threw it again, missed it. And we're like, well, it's kind of fourth down. We need to get a completion. And then we missed it again.

So we turn the ball over on downs. To nobody, to nobody. And then we got four straights X. Yeah, yeah, we got four straights X, got the ball back. We were funny if over on downs to nobody. Nobody. And then we got four straight sex. Yeah, yeah, we got four straight sex got the ball back. We're funny if you put it to nobody. And then record a full bowl around it. Are you going to play football with us? No, fuck no.

Fuck sure. Yeah, I'm as pure. You're going to get a little fight, man. I know. You know, but in a fight, I got I got I came so close to Gus playing flag football with me. Did you? Like, we almost had an agreement where like, I, I, I was drunk.

I just want to throw that out there. So you're still conscious? My girlfriend was doing a ballet class and she wanted Esther to join and Esther was like, oh, that sounds awesome. I'm going to do it. And then Gus just goes, if you fucking do that, I'll play flag football with Jordan. I'll be on the seat like, because I was already on a goes if you fucking do that I'll play flag football with Jordan I'll be on the seat like because I was already on a team and you were like I'll join your team I was like I know there's no way this is gonna happen but Esther backed out at the

best doing ballet that's a funny image my head she wouldn't give a fuck I remember once Esther invited me to go to South Korea with you guys and then like you gave her like the worst look in the war Why did you do that? You can stay with us Like Buy me like a souvenir from Simpson's world like you'd invite me to South Korea and literally spend 24 hours a day with Brandon. Well, that's wrong with me. That's a tip of the iceberg of a question right there.

What kind of question was that? What's wrong with me? Let's spend 20 hours in a plane together, get off the plane, and then not be able to escape each other. Because they were nobody speaks the language and it's just us. It'd be like a podcast 24 hours a day. I don't know what the penalty for murder is in South Korea, but I would find out pretty fucking fast. Just send them over the border.

We can talk about the voting and how much I want. Just talk about what I want trained. Just talk about local politics. It's about Austin elections, while we're in South Korea. Prop 1 guys. Man. Been you guys. Oh man. Been you guys voted yet? I voted.

I voted. I mean last week, last Tuesday. Barbara can't vote. I can't vote. She's Canadian. But politics. Did you vote Jordan? Not yet.

I'm going to actually vote on election day. Why? Because it's my first Austin election. I'm going to do it upright. Yeah, but you might go there and then you see the line, we're like, I'm not gonna do this. So, that's part of the experience. I'm damn it.

When I- The episode of going. When I voted in the- We're on the same distance. 2000 presidential elections. The line. So, I think it'd be like an hour and a half to vote. Now, we're not waiting in line.

Fucking longest line ever. Yeah, I mean it was- Sometimes that's the price of democracy, guys. Yeah, I mean, it was. Sometimes that's the price of democracy, guys. And there were no iPhones back then. So it's not like you could sit there. There was no Twitter back in my day when you waited to vote. You sat there and read the paper.

And you had to use punch cards, right? And you were like, it was like the Flintstones. There was a buzzard and you pulled the tail and then it was tainted if you wanted it. And the buzzard flew off. And then it came back and went eh it's a living she's been voting is ever gonna be online ever no security is it's really easy now though it's all computerized you're just like

literally boop boop boop boop you don't touch it though the the the the voting machines are so stupid are you think they're stupid you got to scroll through with the wheel a lot so fucking ugly. Oh, you have those? Yeah. I vote in on like every type of weird, like the most advanced voting machine

with like a touch screen and stuff. And then the fucking like punch hole. They should just be iPads, right? Yeah. Well, I mean any tablet, Nandra, as long as they don't go up to the cloud. Right. There's like, people can't plug shit into them.

Best, most secure system in the cloud. Right. There's like a few people can't plug shit into them. Best, most secure system in the world. So I wanted to, this is totally unrelated to podcast stuff. So I want to, we're going to actually give something away here. If you're watching the video podcast, we're going to put a code up here on the screen. We actually were fortunate enough to K gave us 10,000 invites to the evolved big alpha, which is this weekend. So if you want to take part in it, we're going to put a code up here on screen. There it is. There's a registration code, a referral code, and a URL. This code is good for 10,000 uses. So if you're watching the stream right now or you're watching the video, just go to the URL there. It's evolvedgame.com slash big alpha. Put in that registration code, put in that referral code. You'd be mad if I do it. No go for it. Okay. And the first 10,000 people who do it will be guaranteed a spot in the evolved big alpha this weekend. So you get $10,000. Really cool of them to do that.

And I just wanted to put that out there. It seems like this is something that would make more sense on the patch, but the patch is on Wednesday and I wanted to give the stuff away now. Also, we like gaming stuff. Yeah, put some on there. We mix our gaming with some hardcore. Yeah, I'm a hardcore guest with our game. I just got a Wii U. We're pretty avid.

I play spiders. Yeah, like actually the play bus. Yeah, we just play. I almost missed the beginning of this podcast because I was playing some games. That's why I was so late here. You played another round without us? Yeah, I was just hanging out there.

Did you win? Then I was watching The Simpsons in our office. Did you win? Yes. And then I came and was like oh shit. I was like it's 726 I was like running over here trying to get my makeup done We're gonna play another round after yeah, I'm about to hit level five of a sheep along. Okay nice Damn So anyway, yeah, there there it is go play with us. We'll be on there So what you put the code and you could choose your platform whatever you're gonna play on we should also probably mention a few other things that happened during the stream this weekend

Like Ryan's infamous pictures got released that a lot of people were waiting for it Handsome gnome his gnome picture, which I think a lot of people are disappointed in because they expected something else It's all right. It'll be better. It'll be better in the It's fashion gnome And this was the picture. It's like I don't because the problem is I don't see gnome. I do. He's just like snowboarder Snowboarder looks like his head is cold. Right. I mean not on a lawn. That's a gnome's are wearing right or mushroom Yeah, which we have the actual picture of him on the in on the magical mushroom in the enchanted forest There's also the the twist article of him as a 18 year old. There it is

James it's always weird seeing his name as James, even those names. I like the, I like the anecdote. Those, what is, I didn't even read the anecdote. He didn't, no, I just looked at the picture. It was about him asking out a girl or something. He said, like, he sent her an email asking her out and she never said anything. So he got really nervous. He said it was completely fake.

Oh, is it? Yeah, he didn't say any of that. They looked at the guy, I was like, this looks like the kind of guy who would send someone an email asking someone out. Does that not work? It looks so different. I know, right? No, it's the exact same. What happened? Barbara, would that ever work with you? It's also. Oh, his ID card? If Ryan, like, yeah, he's a good looking guy. He's a so is absolutely still is but he's married so I'm being appropriate I think Alan Richens appropriate you talked about your ovaries quivering You know

He's not in the office every day Everyday preparing for baby Face him every day preparing for baby Oh, there's my picture My mom sent me that the other week. What are you doing? No, I was in the band when I was in college and I was a band-dutiful. Would you play I didn't play anything We the baton rice rice rice has a scatter band so Instead of marching the band just goes out in the field and plays music So since they don't march there's people who go out and put on shows they're called a show assistants

I was a show assistant I wouldn't like you do magic. No, there's no magic. I was in the band. I didn't play anything though I play the kazoo in the basketball band So we didn't like look like a trod on the field though It's like you put on shows like you come up with a theme for a show They what's what's a show you dance? No, it's not dancing. Did you just go out there running around running around building props It's like yeah, like a little dummy Running around building props. Oh, you build props and then you give them and run around. Oh, you look up Examples of shows on you know we did at UT one

That's why you don't do that anymore. I know we did at UT one. That's why you don't do that anymore. I like your past tense of did. Yeah, somebody after the animated adventure about the rice football team, somebody sent me a picture on Saturday of the stadium, the rice stadium, and there's nobody in it. There was a game going on and it was empty as shit.

Well the problem is that the rice stadium holds I think like 50 or 60,000 people. Yeah, it's a game going on and it was empty. It's shit. The problem is that the rice stadium holds, I think, like 50 or 60,000. Yeah, it's a big thing. And it looked at a super bowl once. Yeah, it hosted a super bowl. One of the other was like five or six. And there are, at the time I went, there were 2,000 undergrads at rice. That's the reason. So that's what I mean.

Every single undergrad goes to the game. The stadium was 4% full. Yeah, and I doubt there's like 48,000 Rice football fans out there as well. Right. Philip the rest of the seats. It was always it was always super depressed It's pretty sad. It's just giant stadium It's totally out of place with the rest of the campus and like that's the huge parking lot and the I didn't even get like the money for that staking. Oh, rice is fucking rich. Yeah, that's the price I don't know money. I think they build like a

Observatory or something though Something nerdy. Yeah, and the football team would play there We're gonna serve other football teams and learn how to win Excellent, excelsior It's a fun time man, but what's a nerds even You can be the football players. The one semester you're there. I was there two semesters. Yeah, represent. I'm notable alumni on the Ricewalk Appediot Pivot.

Really? Are you really? But you're not an alumni. If I know. Oops. I went there, that makes you an alumni, right? You have to graduate, you're being an alumni? I believe that's where the term comes from.

I think so. Bullshit. I'm gonna get that changed. I was on that for my high school. You're on that high school. You're notable alumni. I was, I think the term comes from. I think so. Bullshit. I'm gonna get that changed. I was on that for my, my school. You're on the high school. You're notable alumni. I was, I think someone removed me though.

I wonder who heard you talking about that. I went to the same high school as Jim Zorn. Who? He was a football player. Oh. Every single notable alumni on my high school page is a hot player. Every single, oh, and Sandra O from Grey's Anatomy.

Hey, Peyton, the code worked for you, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, someone said that the code didn't work for them. I'm telling right you typed it in wrong then dude because we tested it I I understand that I'm not notable in any way, but I still have looked on that page You got I was looking at like what it takes to be a notable alumni like who else is on it? I was like man, I'm not I don't know if real fast point of clarification if the code's not working for you you have to type the dashes Okay, type the dashes in and it'll work technically that's still correct. You're typing it in wrong

If you don't have your time in rock you got to type the dash exactly has it out it says On the screen. Yes. All right. That's it. Sorry to throw that out there We tested it. We had a pain type it in earlier and he said it worked I was like I got someone complaining about it on the Twitter feed really yeah, maybe they're already all in use No, there's no way 10,000. There's still a way too fast. See got it. There it is. Yeah, there's two dashes See that's what it was they's in type the dashes fuck that guy Well normally you feel like a form puts those dashes in or separates the the code appropriate I am I just checked. I'm not a notable alumni from my high school

We fired in graduate. I don't see'm not a notable alumni for my high school. We've had an in graduate. I don't see, there are any notable alumni for my high school. Yeah. From Rice? Oh, sorry. You might be the only one. That's questionable too.

So we have that guy who gets a drunk on camera a couple of times a week. You're off note. That's notable. You're the guy who's next to the barburton. He's next to the barburton. Yeah, he's next to the barburton. He's notable by proxy. notable. He's notable. He's notable. He's notable.

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He's notable. He's notable. He's notable. He's notable. He's notable. He's notable. He's notable. ton of stuff. Adam Kovic, who is our friend from IGN, you might have heard of him from the gauntlet season 2. We actually called him or Jack called him at 830 Central Time, which is 630 am in LA, and they just woke him up and said hello, and that he should come, and he did. He bought a plane ticket that day, and he was in Austin by like 9 o'clock that night. The joke joke's passed. Well, she said, she said, you should come and then he did.

And then he got on a plane and came here. To Shay. So that was awesome. I shouldn't say so. Lauren Drew, kid Jordan in his fight club. I broke the number one rule. Well, all these new members, Psych and Grader is going to come in and be a shit out of you.

Second grade Jordan didn't talk about Fire Club. It's true. He kept it real. I don't think I ever mentioned it until tonight. So I went to the AT&T store recently because my girlfriend was, she wanted an iPhone, and even now they still don't have that many. And we were asking them you know can Can we can you let us know when you get something like actually we can't do that?

It's against the rules, but I can do and he was talking to her at the time I can give you my card and then just send me a text in the morning and I'll let you know If we have them in and he just gave her the card and I was just like what the fuck just happened It's like this guy's like flirting with her like right in front of me text me sometimes yeah i was like do not text him you can call them but please do not text him did her overwease overwease quiver probably that's how you do it was it Alan richen who is no only thank god i wouldn't get mad at her though for that. I'd be like I get it So we were talking earlier

But what Brandon has this weirdly bad we really Brandon has this really bad problem where We don't talk to each other very much at work but If we're gonna be on the podcast and it's Monday at work He wants to come in and talk about everything So anything we can see we'll be talking about that nine of the podcast. It's already ruined He's already ruined to come in and talk about everything. So anything we can seeably talk about that nine of the podcasts. It's already ruined. He's already ruined the discussion and talked about it ahead of time. All right, well, what do you do there?

So one of the things that you want to talk about was the windowless plane concept. Oh my gosh. So somebody is proposing in order to eliminate some of the weight on a plane to take out all the windows and put LCD screens and then they would attach cameras to the actual plane and project that on there. And I was just like, that is the worst idea. Like I would have a panic attack in the middle of that.

And the worst part of it is like if you adjust to it, but then you go to sleep and you're in like this awkward phase and you kind of like wake up and you don't know where you are and you just look and you're just flying through air like I would I would I would die I would literally die the best is when like someone on that flight like figures out how to hack into that LCD system It just starts going on all along the inside of the plane or like fire That's terrible. There's a bunch of dead bodies everywhere. Can we can we talk about what we're flying to tomorrow? Yeah, we'll talk about that. Let's wait on that. Okay. Can we say what we're flying to because I think it's funny. Oh the city? Yeah, yeah, okay We're taking it to play another way to Dallas tomorrow. Yeah, we were, we were we all doing it. No, not you.

Everyone's by you. Everyone's by you. We, uh, we had to go to Dallas for something for work and, uh, we're like, oh, we'll just drive up there, do the thing and then come back and it's actually faster to fly up there. I think I know what actually changed your mind from driving to flying. We were going to lunch the other day and like some like back street buzz or something came on your radio and I started singing to it And I was like this is what three hours in the car with me would be like and then I realized that's what six hours in the car

There's gonna be exactly and then you bought the plane Yeah, like maybe we should look and do this plane ticket idea again Luckily, there's planes frequently enough between Austin and Dallas where we were able to find one that worked I was like I thought there'd be no way that we I've never done that before were you like fly to a city Do something you know whatever and then fly back the same day. Yeah, I'm gonna get on the play with nothing Yeah, no no log it just just walk right on Yeah, we're excited about that then I've ever seen you

It's like I'm just gonna go instead of the plane go to where I'm going to get off you know backfire How's it like like they just gonna go instead of the plane. Go to where I'm going and get off. You know I get a backfire How's it like they're gonna lose my wallet? Stay overnight. Oh boohoo. I have my wallet and go buy fucking underwear We can just rent a car and drive that's all I need. I wear the same clothes again. Let's go to the Disney store and get you But I mean I've been on trips or for where I like work trips that get extended and I've run out of clothes and you have to go buy some more Well, I got stranded in Chicago and none of my luggage is with me because it made the trip to Austin Okay, so literally all this is all I had and I had to like wear it the next day And that's where I would just went into the airport and grabbed a random shirt

Monty and I got stranded in Dallas last year on a weirdo Australia Terrible at least it's a good airport to be stranded in it has lost Oh my god. Did you see that video today or I guess maybe it was this weekend of the guy getting tackled last year on a weirdo Australia. Terrible. At least it's a good airport to be stranded in. It has a lot of stuff. Oh my God. Did you see that video today? Or I guess maybe it was this weekend of the guy getting tackled at the Dallas airport? No. It was, there was, there was, there was, some, I don't know what the hell was wrong with this guy.

He started like screaming at another person in the airport, going and ranting and raving about how he hated homosexuals and was it unprovoked or do you don't know you really don't know like the other guys just like has his back to him and is like talking to the counter and this other person starts like screaming at him and then tries to punch him and then like all these people come and tackle the guy and one of the people who tackles him looks just like Paul Rudd. Before reporting that, it was Paul Rudd. That Paul Rudd had to be like, no, that wasn't me, I wasn't there.

But the guy in the video looks just like fucking Paul Rudd. That would have been awesome if it was actually Paul Rudd. I would have so much respect for him to do that. Paul Rudd's still cool. Yeah, absolutely. But he wasn't him tackling the homophobic in the, the, the, the airport. And the guy does the, the Randy Martian thing. This is America.

That's what I had arrested him. He's got the handcuffs behind him. It's like, I thought that was a joke. I don't know if people are that real. That's why I think he's become the best character on that show, because he's like the ultimate representation of like the American male.

Yeah, I got so happy the other day. They were, I saw, I think it was on Friday, they were playing the bad episode that I thought this was America. Oh, hell yeah, I'm definitely watching this. Yeah. I hate people when I go flying. When airports on the plane everywhere, I hate them.

It's just like you've never been more frustrated with humans until you're actually like on a plane. I'm frustrated with humans every time I drive in this city. That's true. I like people in LA are much better drivers. I'm sorry, from Georgia. Georgia, much better. Now people in LA, they're better drivers in here. Yeah.

They're crazy drivers, but they know the rules of the road. They don't try to make up lanes. Like there's an intersection on my way home from work. That is obviously a bike lane. There are two lanes and then there's a bike lane. People get in that bike lane to wait at the light, where there's no lane for you to keep going, so they just end up funneling into the same lane again.

I talked to guests about this a while ago. Yeah, we get frustrated about it all the time. It's actually right over here in front of the studio, right by the view of the shopping center. And right there, if we was talking about, there's also a little island. It's like got rocks, I'm sure you've seen it. Yeah, yeah, I've seen people drive up there thinking that's a lane It's like that that's not road. We saw somebody driving on a pedestrian bridge downtown

We thought bridge was gonna was gonna Impossible it's like It's like Forstreet, you know where where the rail is, uh-huh, uh-huh, like just to the side of it. There's like the pedestrian, like the bike lanes and then the pedestrian walkway. Someone was southbound on a red river and they tried to turn left on fourth, realized they couldn't, then saw the walkway for pedestrians and then drove on that and then went over the bridge and we're like, what the fuck are they doing? It was like a big SUV too and we were like that thing's, that bridge is going to collapse. And they made it, but it was, it was the weirdest thing

of everything. Oh my god. Well, sometimes someone turned the wrong way going on 6th Street at like 10 o'clock out of Friday. Yeah. Oh no. Where there's people and every single person on that street was just like yelling at them and like throwing here at their car.

Get the fuck out of here. That happened to a girl I think a couple years ago. She was trying to get away from somebody and she just drove down 6th and they closed that off to all vehicles. So cops didn't know what to do. So they started shooting at her. What the fuck? Why was she trying to get away from someone?

I have no idea. Yeah, so she tried to sue the Austin Police Department claiming that it was excessive use of force, but there was that she was driving into a crowd of people. Yeah, including them right from potentially killing a large group of people. Yeah So yeah, I think I think that lawsuit got thrown out. Yeah, there must be weird though to like you just all of a sudden See there's bullet holes around you and you're just like trying to grab Have any of them hit me. Yeah, it's like a movie. You don't know. Yeah, you don't know until you see it's always dramatic It's like so that movies will come.

There's a comedy. If you think you've been shot, don't look at it. And you're like, I'm just gonna look up. It's like that moment in the Pirates of Caribbean where Captain Barbosa turns to him and he goes, I feel, and then you just start splitting and dies. Yeah, I'm like spoiler, Wiley Kennedy. Oh, the 10 years old.

Wiley Kennedy runs off the cliff. He's totally fine. And then he has to look down and realize there's nothing to happen. That's one great. That's how gravity works is exactly what happened to Sir Isaac Newton. He looked up and then the apple fell Well the apple looked down and then No, it's where was getting hurt is the one that that controls the gravity. Let me blind people can't get shot or feel gravity Right, they can't fall They can love a take because they don't know. These are new. These are like cartoon gravity rules. Yeah. Everyone knows these.

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For the 30 minutes, we'll be in the air. There was something else that happened today. I want to talk about the podcast. I. I want to talk about it in the podcast. I think I talked to Brandon about it already. Did you see the, I guess, the gaff that Walmart had with their Halloween costumes? They have all their Halloween costumes listed on their website. And they had a certain section for the women's costumes. I was labeled fat girl costumes. This has to be fake.

No, no, they were screech us from the Walmart.com website. I feel like that's doctored though. It wasn't actually like... Like, I'm not apologized for it. It wasn't a fat suit, right? It was not a fat suit. It was like plus-sized costumes. I just can't believe that such a big corporation like that would do that.

Like, even as a mistake, I feel like there's too many passes to go through before you get to that final categorizing. Before you get the costumes. Yeah. It's just a guy in Arkansas just being like, no, fat girls. It's like, no, there's no check. It's just like the guy on the website, right? Yeah.

Labelled it. It's like social media, I understand, because that's usually just one person tweeting or posting something. but to like label something on your website. There it is. I feel like that just isn't something that one person does. Toys are us.

Got integral costume. Toys in us got in trouble. Toys in us. Toys in us. Oh, that looks like the generic version. It's like the generic version. It sounds like the Toys in We. It sounds like an adult gift shop toys in us

They got a trouble because they released some breaking bad figurines. Yeah, they didn't release it. They were just selling them Well, yeah, whatever it was that it was at the store and it had like fake meth in it and It's awesome like you know parents were obviously upset and their response was well These are only four kids that are 14 and up. And it's like, they're just there for everybody. But I like to imagine that it's like, the way video stores used to work. There's just like a back room that you go into

and it's all the toys there for like, people 15 and up. You go through the beads. Well, and so I think they pulled it because they had a petition, they had like 10,000 signatures on it. It's a mom started it. Right, but then there were like, there was like a, a, a, a, a, a they're obviously probably just targeting kids. They should have read the names though on that counter petition. See how many are real and how many are just like combo, skinny, butt,

you say smelly butts. See more, some more butts. Okay. I think I think it's fine. I think it should be able to sell it. Yeah. It's just people. I think people need something to overreact to. Out of context, if you're just a kid and you don't know what bringing bad is and you get those figures, it's just like a couple of figures. One of them has like some chemistry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As a scientist, and like blue candy. I used to eat toy cigarettes. That's way worse. The bubble gum ones. No, it was like a white stick. Yeah, the white sticks in at the end

had like a little red tip and you just kind of like chew on it. But it came in like a white stick. Yeah, the white sticks in at the end had like a little red tip and you just kind of like chew on it, but it came in like a little cigarette box. Is bulgum, wasn't it? No, our son that's bubblegum. Okay, the ones I knew also had like flower in them before you get them. Yeah, and then you would blow it and it would look like smoke. Yeah, you look so cool. Teaching kids, the right way. Smoking is cool. I like that joke in the community when a Troy is like, he's like really, he's like really upset because everyone's singing, he's like still acting immature and he's like, I'm a grown-up and he like pulls out like a nice like cigarette holder and like opens it up and puts in his mouth and like, British goes to light it and he

just eats it because it's a candy cigarette and he's like, I'm an adult. It's so weird to me that that was a thing like that they were cigarettes. You can still get those. They still make them. They don't make them anymore. I can't. I can't get you some candy cigarettes tonight. So you got to call someone first to get stocked.

Is that it? Is that the end of the joke? The other day, Esther was watching, my wife Esther was watching a documentary on the vice website. They found the guy who used to be the person who made the most chemically pure meth in the United States. And I want to say he was operating out of Alabama and his name was Walter White and he did it for like 10 years and it's just like this crazy story. Did he kill anyone? No, but he tells a lot of stories

about how he did all the cooking. He had a partner who handled all the distribution. They had a shady lawyer that they all used to kind of get him out of stuff and it's like it's really really bizarre Yeah, I mean I guess it was just kind of loosely based off him Was that on purpose? Well loosely based on his name is Walter White. Well, I mean still I mean like Nucky Thompson. There was a real Nucky Thompson, but they you know change I really like it Thompson. Yeah, I thought it was just a fictional character that we were Entering the world of 1920s prohibition through. No, the guy exists But they you know they change a bunch of stuff. Yeah, are you talking about something like what are you talking about?

I'm working on boardwalking. Oh, I'm totally lost. I know I do the fuck you I was just not contributing to that because I had no idea what they're talking about. I don't know. No, no, no, no Nucky Thompson. Yeah, enoch Thompson. So they also asked the guy, they asked the real Walter White. If he ever, if his meth was blue, he's like, no, no, it's white. He's a, he's like, they're always you can make it to different color. Sure, you know, you could be gimmicky and make it in colors. Like, but yeah, I just, that's not a style for some blue persuasion. So you didn't, didn't boardwalk empire just end or is it about

last night was a very last episode. I really liked it. I thought it was awesome. I've never watched a single episode of boardwalk empire. So now that it's all done, obviously no spoiler. Is it like a series you'd recommend someone? It's what I like. I watch it. I like seasons to run. Five. I definitely think the last three seasons were way way better than the first two.

Yeah. Yeah. But I love that show. It's one of my favorites. It's not as much as Deadwood was, but there's a certain aspect to it where... I've never liked Deadwood. Well, I feel like sometimes you're like, I'm not really sure if this is brilliant or just kind of boring. So there's like some parts where it's just like, oh, this is kind of dragging on, but it's still really good. Yeah, I just like every line of dialogue and any character says is like, there's always something behind it, you know? Yeah, and it's shot really well too.

Yeah, it's just, yeah, lots know? Yeah, and it's shot really well too. Yeah, it's just, yeah, lots of cool like, like the sets they use and stuff to like make it like the 20s. Yeah, it's really cool. Series Finale is so surreal though, you're just like, this is never coming ahead. This is the end. It's so sad.

Yeah. What's the best Series Finale you've ever seen? Next generation, the all good things episode. Yeah, what's the what's the best series finale? You've ever seen next generation Mm-hmm all good things episode. It was a time travel episode really good episode and they it's like all that Time periods didn't actually relate to one another, but there was one event that was permeating each timeline It was really cool. That was probably the best finale ever. So that was really good. What are you? Like it's one of these it's it's really easy to hate a series finale. I mean, it's really, really difficult to have a series finale that is good and wraps

things up. I really like the sopranos finale. I thought it was- Doesn't that get a lot of criticism? Yeah, but I thought it was perfect. So the sign fell though, you know? I did not like the sign fell Yeah, they did a clip show though. That's it to episode clip really

Yeah, we're bringing back all your old characters. I mean that that's really what it was. Yeah, I would have been fine But they actually showed clips from old episodes, right? Yeah, it's like what was you know Wes Anderson kind of does the same thing in his movies where he has like a really eclectic You know cast of characters then at the end of the movie they all come together for some reason and you see all of them Yeah, but you know in some way they don't cut to royal tandem mom like in the That's the thing that broke it for me. It's like you're actually seeing Yeah, I'm not trying to defend. I really I'm not a fan of the side of the finale. I didn't like the wires Series finale. Well the whole last season of the wire was not good.

Yeah. They're remaking it or redoing it in HD and re-releasing, re-earing it. It's crazy because one of the guys who's in all of Boardwalk Empire, forget his name, he plays chalky white. Oh, right. He was also on the wire. So he was on television for like, I guess 10 or 11 years. Yeah, eight years like Matthew Fox About 11 years. Matthew Fox was on TV for like 12 out of 15 years. Like it's crazy to think that

You chunk your life. You're just on television and then you got drunk and assaulted a bus driver. Yeah, that's the worst mug shot I've ever seen in my life. He's like no degree. He's like, no degree, I'm in fact. It's like so we have to go back. We have to go back. It's like if you're gonna get a mug shot, you gotta be prepped. Like it'd be like guys, give me a second.

I'd like try to get my game based on, like either gonna be like kind of like funny or goofy or just like cool. Cause you're like, Yeah, I'm a cop, I'm like, yeah, I sure do. Yeah, take a minute. Yeah, do we have these things here? Like you have makeup. Like Bill Gates, great minute you know like bill gates great mug shot

it's a great mug shot yeah like what do you he got booked because he was speeding right yeah he's going like 120 miles an hour and he just looks like a snot yeah he was when he was I don't know 20 oh I meant like recent Bill Gates I haven't seen it. It's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait can that find on the internet because her publicist had ever moved cheese what a dumb thing that was yeah so like this from the internet get her up next try I see them do it all the time on on TV in the movies yeah so I have you all seen like the first three X-Men movies yeah X-Men X-Men to the next one so yesterday as Esther really, she's not like a comic book fan. I'm not really not a comic book fan either,

but Esther really likes the X-Men. So we bought all of the movies on Blu-ray, because there's like a bundle on Amazon, you can buy from like 30 bucks. It's got everything except for days of future past. So it's like, we bought this bundle for like 30 bucks, and so I guess she's like, let's watch the first three X-Men movies. It's like a big man.

Yeah, it's like, let's just do it. I was like, all right. I was like, I'm going to warn you right now to park or like the third one. Yeah. Oh, she hasn't seen it. Right. Oh, no. She's like, okay, no, no, no, I'm sure it's fine.

We'll watch it. We'll watch it first. So she's like, wow, you know, that movie's old, but it still holds up. She's like, it's still good. I was still interested. You watched her second, she's like, wow, that was awesome. Yeah, it was really good. She's like, that was way better than the first one.

It's really, really engaging. We watched a third one in like five minutes and she's like, what's wrong with this movie? She's like, she's like, why does it look like this? Why are they talking like this? She's like, yeah, they got a new director and a different writer. She's like, people are just doing stuff. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, that is a worst line of dialogue. I think in any comic book movie I'm gonna make them through. Yeah, Wolverine it tells Cyclops. He needs to you know get over Jean dying and then Cyclops turns him and says we don't all heal as fast Is a writer and My was like, oh my god, this is the best line.

The other terrible line in that movie is, you know, there's that scene where Mystique gets shot with the antidote guns, so she's no longer a mutant. And so she rats out like Magneto's plans, and then the president learns the plans and she's like, how do we find out? And the point is a monitor where she's telling him everything. He's like, hell, I have have no fury like a woman scorned Yeah, I was like oh my god Give me a fucking break

There's a dialogue in the first movie that everybody makes fun of but I actually love it's with storm and I think toad is holding on to a railing with his card Yeah, she's like you know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning and in my head I'm thinking what does happen when a toad gets struck by lightning and she's like the same thing that happens to everything else And she shocks the shit out of them and I was like oh Why my favorite terrible line of dialogue is from Star Wars episode three Which is my perspective. Yeah, from my perspective the Jedi are evil. Oh my god.

No, the worst one is when her heart's just broken. Yeah, yeah, she's dying of a broken heart or something. Like they think. And the fucking world. So I was like, there's nothing I could do. Yeah. Oh my god. I don't have problems.

I like to think the robot thought he was being literal. So it just like stabs her in the chest. And trying to like take her heart out. I like to think the robot thought he was being literal. So it just like stabs her in the chest. And just like, take her heart out. Yeah, the robot chicken did her like funny bit on that. We're like, it's that moment. And the robot's like, she's lost the will to live. And the guy's like, lost the will to live.

There's all this technology here. Make her survive, you know, we're in the future. Yeah. And it's like, hey, girl, you just had two children. Yeah. Like, that's some. Yeah. It's a great movie. Yeah. Wait for the next one. If you want more movie, talk tune into screenplay. Tomorrow, 4 p.m. The livestream 2 a 4 p.m. Central. Are you just wearing helmet costumes on that stream? I don't know. I'm not on the stream. It's a lane

JJ Meg and Chris I wanted to be on it this week, but we're going we're going out of town tomorrow So hopefully I'll I'll last JJ. I think what we're doing is a little cooler than screenplay Shush. We can talk about it. We'll talk about it in a couple weeks. Hey We're doing is a little cooler than screed blinks. We can talk about it in a couple weeks. So do you ever feel like you disappoint your father-in-law? No. Where is this coming from, real? I dinner with my girlfriend's dad and he's a very, very big, strong Mexican man.

You know me with the end of and you have to laugh that hard to talk about it's a joke and he works like in this fancy like insurance company and he doesn't speak a ton of english and i'm not exactly i feel like the ideal strong boyfriend no like i can't fix a shelf like the ideal strong boyfriend. No?

No. Like I can't fix a shelf. You know what you do to me is like the old times. You can't fix a shelf. Yeah, exactly. That's the old one. What's the old time that I had? That's the old time that I had.

My door was fucked up so I had a higher service called Rent a Husband and they came out and fixed my door. What do you mean? It was a great job. But anyway, we're all having dinner. You rented a husband? Yeah. Did you have to cook him dinner or anything when he showed up?

Oh, yeah. It's OK. My ovaries were quivering. I bet. So we're all having dinner. My girlfriend, myself, and then her parents. And he doesn't speak English, but every now and then, he'll talk to me.

And he's really trying. He means a lot. One of the things he asks was, what wine do you recommend? and he doesn't speak English, but every now and then he'll talk to me and he's really trying. One of the things he asks was, what wine do you recommend? And I know shit about that. So I was just like, um, Merlot? And I was like, I really don't know. And it was like this awkward moment. And then eventually I just ordered a moscato for myself, which is like a very sweet wine.

And the freaking waiter came out with like a dessert glass. It was like the most feminine thing they could have brought out. And when I grabbed it, it was like my hand took up the whole thing. And I was just staring at him. And he was just looking at me. And he just like closes his eyes and like, shit, I felt so bad for her. Have you never seen sideways? I have seen sideways, yeah. No drink fucking more low. He's like, if anybody over is more low, I'm out.

That's the only reason I know more low. That's the only reason I know more low. That's the only reason I know more low. That's the only reason I know more low. That's the only reason I know more low. That's the only reason I know more low. That's the only reason I know more low. That's the only reason I know more low.

That's the only reason I know more low. That's the only reason I know more low. That's the only reason I know more low. That's the only reason I know more low. That's the only reason I know more low. That's the only reason I know more low. That's the only reason I know more low. That's the only reason I know more low. Yeah, I didn't know what else to say. Did he get the Merlot? Pino and noir. I don't know, he orders, I don't even know he ordered. This is a failure. Look a little bit about wine. Do you know anything about like liquor or beer or wine?

I only drink liquor. I don't really drink beer. Who are you going to drink? I like mostly gin and vodka. I used to drink a lot of rum and coke, but I don't really do dark liquor anymore. I can't drink whiskey. As soon as I smell it, I get really physically sick, because that was the first liquor that I drank as a little kid.

Because if you're a kid, you sneak in and you drink, you know, I don't know, like five. My grandfather had a stasha whiskey and I went in and I just like took a big shot and then I just threw up everywhere. And then now there's just this mental block. It just makes me fit except for Fireballs fireballs. Yeah, fireballs awesome. Do you see that video? It's like candy and alcoholism the guy who attached a GoPro to a bottle of fireball. Oh, yeah Pass it around a wedding It's something it's just a whole video of like from the fire boss perspective of everyone just like going around It is kind of trippy because like you're always like the background is always like going up

And it's like if you were drunk watching that it probably might be throw up probably What does machine like oh if one of those people was sick like No, he's sick. It's like just a really the herpes cam Something I noticed is that when people drink out of a bottle like that they always close their eyes And the one person who opens his eyes Looks weird. I think it's because like I'm always afraid of spilling like when I'm drinking like that You don't want anything to come out. Yeah, maybe it's because they know their own camera. They're like I'm gonna close my eyes. This is awkward Don't make eye contact. He's now like self. I'm on

Yeah, I just take a drink as well to see with the name like himself. Hold on. Yeah, I just took a drink as well to see. Well, I was gonna close our open my eyes. Close my eyes. What about you, Barbara? You know what you about wine or liquor or anything? I know I think like the normal amount that people know.

Not very much, not very little. Just kind of right in the middle. I know multiple kinds of wines. I know liquor is in what goes well with them and all that stuff. But I couldn't tell you about how things are going here. Helloickers and what goes well with them and all that stuff, but I couldn't tell you about how things are there. Or what goes well with other things. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I probably have middle of the road knowledge as far as liquor and beer, but I don't know anything. You made fun of me a lot for the stuff that I ordered. Can I buy? Yeah. Like I remember we were at high ball, and I thought I would would be okay I'd get a pass for ordering a white Russian because the

I was all about Russians white with the high balls all about them about ski Yeah, and the dude, but like you and Matt like tore into me for it, but it was so delicious There's the video they're pretty good. Oh, this is the fireball the wedding. That's really cool They're all open Anyway, just look weird because it's from the higher angle. White Russian, that's just like such a high maintenance drink. Oh, for them to make the, I was like, I usually go, do you guys have cream? And it's like such a pain in the ass because they have to go to like the fridge and put

together. Yeah. One time for Chris's, Demarice's birthday, we went out to a bunch of bars, and in his honor, I was gonna order a white Russian because of that animated adventure, where it takes forever. In the air Comic Con. Yeah, it takes forever to order the white Russian, and we went to like four bars,

and like none of them could make a white Russian, so I've never had one. I thought the majority of the bars on Sixth Street probably wouldn't make that, they're not classy enough. Well, they don't want to go to the work. Yeah, we're gonna hold cream around. Yeah. Because all they do is this how much you tip bartenders like a bucket drink a bucket drink yeah really depending on

the last drink especially on the last drink I mean it's really the first drink she like I want them to come back yeah it depends a lot like how crowded is it yeah and stuff like that I tipped less than a dollar on drinks But per drink. Yeah, you know why all of dollars. You know what you can do what drink at home? Exactly. Yeah, save a lot of money that way you said save thousands of dollars. No, I save a lot of money drinking I go downtown with Aaron just her Yeah, she's like a free drink Girls together downtown especially on six straight six street all the people who work at bars are out on the street trying

to get girls to come into their bar. So every single time we'll step outside for like two seconds and be like, Hey, first round's on me. If you guys come into this bar and we're like, Okay, get our free drink and then we can leave and then go back on the street. Oh my God. Yeah, it must be nice. There's been nights where we like have not had to walk into bars. I like listen listen, sorry you got to pay double for drinks But I Fucking subsidize in your dreams I'm buying your drink and you don't even know

It's the ugly dudes that make it possible for the ladies What time man? I was really really drunk on six years a long time ago before I was married. I was really drunk on six street and I was hanging out with some some female friends of mine and I need to go to the bathroom so bad. And I was trying to get into this one club but they wouldn't let me in because I could tell I was really drunk. But like the three girls I was with,

they were like, listen, just let us in, we'll keep an eye on him, we'll make sure you just go into the bathroom, we'll leave. And they guys are like, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you can come in now. It's like, if I was by myself,

fucked. We're back there with three girls there, like, all right, you can come in now. I was a, if I was by myself, fuck. You're back, there were three girls there, like, all right, you can come in now. I was a bunch of us were out to, I think, at our Christmas party a few years ago, and Dustin, who works for Jordan RTA. It doesn't work for me. It works with me. Okay, excuse me. He works with Jordan RTA.

He was like super drunk, and we got kicked out of one bar. And then we went to the other bar, and they were like, kind of suspicious, the, the bouncerouncer so he asked Dustin to spell Mississippi which he failed at he was like I'm sorry you can't commit and Dustin's defense was I couldn't spell that even if I was sober oh fuck yeah one time I was going to a bar I met up with a friend of mine and we were going downtown with this girl I was meeting for the first time, I did not know this girl. So we're walking downtown and we're walking up to the bar and the girl who I'm meeting for the first time goes,

hey, tap some other structures, like hey, if you're born March 13th, what's your astrological side? I was like, I don't know, I said, I don't know astrological side. So we go up to the bouncer at the door, I give him my license, and I go, hey, you're a bouncer, if you're born March 13th with your astrological side, and she starts like punching me in the back. And we get in, look what the fuck, she's like, I have a fake ID here. Oh, I didn't know the astrological side. I was like, I didn't know you actual logical I was like I didn't know your 21 wow

As balls That's like When you cut out with Irving you that that's like that's like guess guess would be the kid who like at the end of class Be like oh teacher you forgot to assign his homework And everyone's like, gosh, no, one time. One time in third grade, school had started, you know, we all went in the bell rang, we all got in our class. We sat down and there was no teacher. And we're all like, oh, I'm sure she's just outside or something. We waited like five minutes and there was still no teacher. And I was like, well, I gotta go tell the office

that we don't have a teacher. Of course you did. Everyone in the class got between me and the fucking door. How did he not got it in the office? I made out that. I went to the office like, excuse me, we don't have a teacher. Of course you were that person. The fucking principal went to heaven and said,

excuse me sir, I need to learn today. You're the kid who, when there's like an open book test, you're like some thing, whether you have to like look the map of the world and name the cities or the countries, and the teacher leaves the map up, I'll say it. You're like, oh, excuse me, you did not hide the map. I totally would have done that. Because I know what you think, it sounds like.

As a kid, yeah. I think I'm a fuck, like I knew the shit. I knew everyone else did, and it's like you didn't help me at kid. Yeah, I think I'm a fuck like I knew the shit I knew everyone else did and so like you didn't help me at all. Yeah, it's like what do I care? Yeah, I'm looking out for Gus One of the things that I wanted to mention the day. I know we're We're at the tail end of the podcast now. I'm not saying we're gonna end just yet, but we're at the tail end I want to mention also we announced today that we're gonna be releasing a mobile game Root Chief versus Zombians. We're partnering with a local game developer, Team Chaos,

to put it out. And it's gonna be fun. It's coming out really soon. Now there's the concept of Barbara and me fighting some zombies. Awesome. That looks like a lion. It looks like a lion.

It looks like a handsome in that. That's what I said. I was like, you gotta ugly it up a bit. I give you food. So zombies are zombie aliens. And they've, I think the basic premise is they've invaded and taken over the studio. And or stage five, I should say. Yeah.

So you can see the break room there in the spaceship. It's like, because we just renovated that like a month ago. They're like huge, the huge fast turnaround on that too. Like we renovated it and then this image came out like a couple days after that. That's awesome. So yeah, it's basically out of stage five and a lot of Ristis employees scattered around the building and they can help the character. So I don't know, this could be weird playing as me, then finding me. You should just play as yourself and go sit in our office and do work. Yeah, just like close the door. That's's all beings. You need to be quiet. Yeah, there's gonna be eight different. She's staff that you could play as I think we could talk about who

Can we I think so let me check the email all right you check the email It's it's it's come along web and receiving the The test bills for a long time now and it's like when you first start seeing a game and development is like super rough super you know time now and it's like when you first start seeing a game in development it's like super rough super you know basic and then like every every every every day there's a new build and every day it's like oh wow this feature said oh wow this feature said and it's like now it's like oh shit it's almost done oh yeah it's it's on the talking points oh sorry I'm the talking points not talking points uh eight casements to find in the game Barbara Michael Jeff Ashley Bernie Gus Lindsey and Gavin. Oh Sorry guys

Man, yeah No, the other Ashley No Everyone knows Ashley the accountant That'll be in the the bungalow expansion I don't think we've announced a release date, but it's coming along pretty quickly. It'll be out here.

Before Thanksgiving. Yeah, before Thanksgiving. So I'd be on the lookout for that. We're really excited about it. We were just cheated about it earlier. And we're gonna put more teasers and images and stuff as the weeks go on as well. So stay tuned.

Yeah, check it out. Check it out. Hey. Barbara, can I ask you something about bar etiquette? Sure. If a guy comes up to you and just gives you a free drink and let's say he's not interesting or kind of a douchebag, do you still give him like a certain amount of time? I don't accept a free drink if I don't see it being made. Like if someone's like, hey I got you this drink, I won't drink it.

But if I'm at the bar and they're like, hey, let me buy you a drink. I'm like, okay, sure. If we hang out, can you just give me those drinks? Yeah? Sure, I've done that before I like I don't take risk Life's about risk I don't drink very much like if I go downtown I I rarely get drunk ever and So like if I'm offered a free drink. I'll just give it to my male friends Hey, thanks. Yeah, well like I'll like hold it for a bit and then like I'll talk to the person obviously because it was nice of them Mm-hmm, and then I'll leave and then hand it to that that's such an awkward

Exchange to me. Yeah. Oh, man. It's like the leaving. That's like the weirdest thing like all right And then when you see them again later This is like I'm about a married. Yeah, I can't deal with that shit. It's the worst. I'm gonna be blunt to people. Go away. I've been yelled at before me and Aaron got yelled at a bar recently because there's this guy that came up to us. He was clearly very drunk and Aaron and I were just like talking to each other and he like comes in between us. He's like, hey, and I was like, I'm sorry, excuse me, we're talking here. He's just like, all right, so you're gonna go on mean girls on me

and just like push me out because you guys are like too cool. Like, why bother coming up to a bar if you're not gonna talk to anybody? Like why don't you just fucking stay at home? I am talking to somebody. Dude, but I'm talking to my friend, we don't want to talk to you. I'm trying to be nice by not saying like, hey fuck off. And he just like kept getting in our face and then Aaron started yelling at him. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hey fuck off. And he just like kept getting in our face and then Aaron started yelling at him.

And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This guy's clearly very drunk and a little unstable. He'll get tossed out, don't worry, you're fine. Yeah. My friend Neil and I went up to talk to a couple girls and they literally said, I'm sorry, but you're too ugly and then walked away. This was in college.

And I didn't get mad. I was just kind of like in shock, like with somebody actually say that. Bitches, like be nice about it, if you're not into someone, just be like, sorry, like, no thank you. People go through like, like, go through the craziest things, like, I was at this bar, and it was one of the nicest bars in Austin. Well, is that this like really, really fancy hotel? And it's like, Cougar Central. I can't even say where it was. No, I don't want to say where it was.

So why am I sad? I was at the bar getting a drink and then we were talking to this guy who's there. And at some point, he kind of worked in the conversation that this is kind of, he's like, you know, a regular. And more than that, they put like a special like plaque on the side of the bar. And it has his name on it and we looked and it did and he's kind of like, oh you know, like I help out the bartenders from again, Mariz, he's like like kind of unofficially work here. We're like, okay, cool, nice, he's cool. Was it Jack? Was it not Jack?

And then we came back like a week later and he wasn't there and I went to the side and there was no engraving there. And I asked the bartender about the guy and that and he's like, oh yeah, that's just like a fancy label maker and he comes in and sticks it to the side of the bar and it's like crazy lengths that people go to. Wow. I don't know that works on anybody or the conversations. It's funny, it's weirder, the bartender knows about it. Yeah, I think it's just kind of one of those things you're like, yeah. Like that's crazy Teddy.

He buys a lot of liquor, you know, survival cuts the murder. Yeah. That's that's so bizarre. People are weird. I can't remember the last time I went down to six tree. That's so weird. Let's go right now. It's gonna right now. It's kind of sure. I forget the scene. The part. I'd be shocked if I saw you at one time. Yeah, I'm shocked. Yeah, but that's I have. Are you lost? Yeah, I'm like, I'm looking for my home liquor. Ben's going away party, right? When Ben went back to no, no, no, he didn't come to that. He was Joel. Joel came. Joel's come down to him a couple times actually. Let's go. No, it's good. It's awful. Sounds awful. I hate. I'm gonna do that. It's no fun. I'm gonna go home. My home's comfortable. I got booze there. Yeah. I can watch all the action. I just booze $. Yeah. I can watch all the X-ham movies.

I just booze $15 a glass. No, there was much cheaper than $15 a glass. Do you have Halloween plans? Um, working on it. Okay. I think I need to. I really need to work on it about a time at this point. As you showed me her costume.

Oh, she did. It's awesome. Yeah, I don't want to talk about it. Yeah. Do you have a costume? No. I got to figure that out. Do you dog-step costumes? No, the dogs are not getting costumes this year

Oh, what what they do That's it. I think we don't get they have to say they really don't get dressed up anymore. We don't trust them up anymore They're past their private this point They don't know they know trick or trick. What are you gonna be this your Jordan? I'm gonna be double D from Ed and Eddieettie. Nice. It's Holly dressing up as well. Yeah she's a brighter freaking tonight. Oh it's good for costumes very elaborate. I'm excited. She's she's really good at the costume stuff. She I know one in 80s costume. It's true. There's ever a costume kind of she's like I'm in

like for whatever. I'm excited about my costume this year. Oh it's awesome me to talk about it. I talked about it on the extra live stream but I think I'm excited about my costume this year. Oh, it's awesome. We can talk about it. I talked about in the extra live stream, but I think I'm gonna hold off on talk about it here. Okay. So I'll send pictures to the internet as well. What about you? What a tease. Um, well, it's really lame on a day to day basis, but it for right now apparently, um, Paul's gonna be the Joker. I'm gonna be Batman, and then our little pug is gonna be Robin. I bought like a little Robin. That's really fun. That's really fun.

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