Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #299

Episode Date: November 25, 2014

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I do that wrong? He said, he's John, didn't you? No, I didn't. You said the carry. Very simple to the back band. Other world. Yeah. Some world's aductions said the aductions. Yeah, there's the carry. There's the douche. That's how you sing.

Yeah. How's everybody doing today? Good. Not bad, Miles. How are you doing? I'm doing fucking great. You want to know why? Why are you doing fucking great, Miles? My belly is full.

Why is it full? Goddamn delicious pizzas. What kind of pizzas? Oh, I don't know. Maybe the official Lucid-Tiff podcast pizza? Oh, I don't know. Maybe the official lucrative podcast pizza Shit No, the subtle transition Gluten tolerate so we had to order you special gluten free pizza. Yeah from Domino did Mary will tell you what she did

What she do? She tried no she tried to get all the same ingredients as the podcast pizza on your gluten free pizza Yeah, I didn't come out that way, but it didn't have the balsamic. No, the balsamic. That was always, you mean it drizzled. I could have helped you. Yeah, yeah, it drizzled. Yeah, it drizzled. It drizzled.

It drizzled. Not that drizzled. So, uh, Rift your teeth had the opportunity to go to the pizza hut headquarters in Dallas a couple weeks ago. It was me, Jordan and Gus, who's not here. They're both in Australia. And we were able to create an official Ruchite podcast pizza,

and we actually have a little video of us going to Dallas and doing that. So I think we're actually gonna play it. It's on the podcast. Yeah, I wanna see the scenes of pizza. Hey everyone, we're here at the Pizza Hut World Headquarters. They've invited us up here because then you were such huge fans of pizza

to check out their test kitchen and their new menu And we're even gonna make our own pizzas and Most importantly of all we're gonna eat the pizzas because that's the most important step when it comes to pizzas the most important That's what me and Jordan came pizza time pizza activate. We got some new stuff going on with their menu So why don't you explain us what these delicious pizzas are starting off with our sweet soracha dynamite We don't do the tomato sauce on this. So again, we're being innovative. We're coming up with new ways to dry flavor in the pizzas, right?

So we stop at the base of that. Our delicious cheese, the Peruvian peppers are like my favorite. The other one is a pretzel piggy, piggy because there's bacon. Nothing says delicious like bacon, right? The other fun thing is, is we put a little pretzel crust on the edge, right? And then the old-fashioned meatball,

really, really delicious meatballs, the Roma tomatoes, and then our hut favorite seasoning. As we could smell this, pretzel crust on the edge, right? And then the old fashioned meatball, really, really delicious meatballs, the Roma tomatoes, and then our hot favorite seasoning. As we could smell this when cooking, we were all just kind of perked up, like looking back there waiting for it to come out. Do you have any napkins for Gus' drool? Thank you.

Smells so good. What a gentleman. Thank you. This one's amazing. Fresh spinach. I've never had that on a pizza before. I feel like I'm healthy now. I'm glad to see these,

because I think this really helps us try to develop our own ideas. So you can't go wrong. And I think this thing will be as good again as your Yoda. We're a little taller than you. Let's do it. Let's do it. So this is a lot more intimidating than I was expecting. If you're feeling saucy, you add a little bit more.

Ooh, saucy. You found a kindred spirit. So I guess we should clarify, we're making three. Then we're going to figure out who has the best pizza and go with that one. Why were we like, super bacon? Are you hiding it under the wall? George's head. Oh, you hiding it?

I made super bacon. That's it. We go pop this in the oven and meat it under the roll? Jordan's getting... Oh, you're hiding it under the... I make super bacon. That's it. We go pop this in the oven and meat it on the other side. Oh, look at that. It's amazing. I made it for you. Are we related?

Take good care of her? It's a good thing. Mine's kind of buffalo inspired but it's also got like a prurion pepper in it. I don't know. I was gonna go with jalapeno just because I feel like it's a pretty... To say jalapenos is so like officially.

You said it all like Mexican. You're Mexican. You know Mexican. I think mine is the best pizza in the world. I don't want, I'm not the bragging kind. Yes you are. Pretty good indeed. Jordan, this is really good.

All three. You're lunatic. It's like go-buy, bro. If I had to pick a pizza personally, I think I would have been Jordan, honestly. I've got a big board and two. Alright guys, so to review, we're putting all of our ingredients here on the screen for you for our delicious recipe podcast pizza. And if you want, you can go ahead and click on the video link below in the description in order to order this exact same pizza for yourself. Trust us, it's delicious. It's pretty good. Re-stu-t-th-th-proo-d.

Hey everyone, we're fucking thumbs up. That was the end of the video. There's actually an awkward part that they cut out where I'm like holding the thumbs up and they're like, I'm still holding it and I go, They're like, oh, we're gonna going to do that again because of the terrible decision by the blonde one. No, it was the pizza world headquarters. That's impressive.

It's actually a hot world of headquarters. That's the pizza. No, that's the pizza. Pizza world is known as the capital of the planet. So we made the worst mistake, I think, ever. We went to pizza hut to make these pizzas. We had sample pizzas, we made our own pizzas and tried them. For lunch, we decided to have pizza in the cafeteria before all this. So by the time we were actually eating the pizza,

we're just like, why didn't we? We could have gotten a salad or a wrap or... Sweating marinara sauce. Pretty much. Awesome ice. Get that garlic butter just seeping out of your veins. Oh, that's tasty, man. What was the headquarters like? Was it cool? Was it cool?

Was it like Willy Wonka's pizza factory? It was. With like little orange weirdos that sang the whole time. Pat pat. What on me? Yeah. That's fucking walking around with like cheese graders. Shit.

We welcome you. You can eat the head. Just with your arms. You're getting a little bit of confused! I said no! How live this is! Thank you, thanks! I do, thanks!

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It's all the fat. I get the stuffed crust. I know that's what he fucking sounds like. This blanket is so soft. That blanket is also way too warm to wear on the podcast. Yeah, what is that? And also available for purchase. What is that subtle, ruchitee duck up thing?

Ruchiteeth blanket. They really, really soft and soft. What is that? And also available for purchase. What is that subtle ruchite? That kind of thing. Ruchite? Uh, blanket. Really, really soft. Like, too soft. They got that police feel. Oh, how do we get the snuggie? The ruchite snuggie. Oh, we don't. You get two of those and staple them around your body. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. It was all about. Yeah, care you want to turn? Yeah, dude. Wait, wait, don't give it to me. It you know give it to me just hand Park there you go. Yeah, we go use the side that I have in you. Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm Fisual yeah You're the audio part of the podcast we did hand jobs on an a the blanket hands Now you know how hilarious if you give you if you master base that giving yourself a hand job

Yeah, you just said we gave hand jobs, but you only do so. I mean, if you're master-ing. I know you can't see it with the blanket. I was actually giving carry hands during that performance. That's really how you're like, if you're like, you're basically your friend. You leave your hand in a hand job format,

then yes, it's giving yourself a hand. But is there a master-ing and not a hand job for me? Oh, no. John, don't even give me started. You know, there's a risk job. This is semantics. That's where you start. You remember the other day?

Remember what we're talking about the other day before on the spot. What did we talk about about a touchless orgasm? Oh yeah, we were. Yeah, we were. I guess we were. I guess we were. That would be. That would be.

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I'm not trying to trick her. I'm not trying to trick her. I'm not trying to trick her. I'm not trying to trick her. I'm not trying to trick her. I'm not trying I started this thing I'd like to I had a smart question. I don't remember I think Canadians can be racist Yeah, is there can he's me racist? I don't fucking can Why can't I be racist? Yeah, why is that questionable to you because I can think of a couple things Barbara gets here right now

Yeah I have to say, Jemlai! Dan! What was the other one? What was the other one? You were the Racer? Oh, the River? Yeah, I'm gonna... I was the Racer. I was the Racer.

Oh, is that your racist? But that's... Everyone's a little bit racist. Everyone's a little bit racist. Everyone's a little bit racist. Sometimes. Is that Avenue Q? Yeah.

That's me, we go around committee. The International Club. I like how whenever somebody has to sing a song, like, they'll be like, hey, you know time. Is that Avenue Q? Yeah. That's me. We go around committee. The internet. I like I want everybody has to sing a song like like they'll be like, Hey, you know that song goes like bad. It out. Everybody always trails. I realize we didn't throw it out there. It's like, throw out the lure to see if people are going to also sing along with you. No, it is. So I'm going to give 76.

Trump. Okay. It is too first in harmony harmony going addressing Park a little while ago That's right. They have a teaser for the teaser for the teasers coming out on Thanksgiving day during football at some point Yeah, that's a bummer But I was a bunch of like way through football to see the train You don't think that's immediately gonna be on the internet as soon as it hits TV I want to see it when it comes out. Well, you can't wait like 10 days in YouTube and make a live. What was the Super Bowl where they showed the Starry Night Halo 3 commercial?

That was the best Super Bowl in the history of my life. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was like the first. That was the best way on YouTube, like, reflexion. So how do you guys, how do you think the, how do you think Jurassic World's gonna be? Just gut reaction. It looks good.

It's apparently they're going back to the on wonder of the first movie. That's like their target is to do sort of the, you know, oh my gosh, those are giant dinosaurs. Well how many have there been? This will be four. This will be four. This will be four. Yeah. And so two was pretty bad.

Three was pretty much. I liked two. Really? Yeah. Two of its moments. Yeah. I don't know, man. That daughter, they kind of like shoehorned a little girl like Malcolm's daughter into it.

Right. Now it was a little awkward. But there was loads more Jeff Goldblum and she was also a lot of fans. Yeah, and Vince Vaughn. That's where you got a star photographer. She's that's right. He came out of metal. Steve Spielberg saw him and made and are not made, excuse me, swingers.

And it was like, I like this guy. I want to put my next movie in his next movie was Jurassic Park 2 or Lost World. For the longest time, my mom refused to watch Jurassic Park because she heard the kids got eaten. And so when she, the kids got eaten. And so when she, when she, when she, she, apparently not. So when she actually did finally watch it the whole time, like, you know, the scene when they're in the kitchen and the lost rappers, chasing them, she was like, like, friggin' like,

pulled under a blanket, clenched like this. She thought they're gonna, yeah. You in the position. Clench like this. She thought they're gonna yeah She hear about the the guys that re-edited toy story three to end Right as the toys getting thrown in the video tape showing it to their mom and like yeah Credits when they're like all holding hands like the fire blaze and it just turned to crazy in a moment Rimset and then you got I think it would have been a lot funnier if it faded to black and then it said one in three toys is thrown away. I was shining to say.

Yeah. It was almost seven year long joke. That bit right there at the end. It's like a fourth now. How did they make a fourth from that? Don't figure it out. How did they make a third? They turned out to make a third movie was fantastic.

It would have been a great ending to this series. Yeah. We'll see. I think it's a great ending. It's a great ending. It's a great ending. They make a fourth from that figure it out. Yeah, how did they make a third? And they turn out to make a I mean the third movie was fantastic It would have been a great ending to the series. Yeah. Yeah, well see about money carry Yeah, I mean the more it's a movie though. I think Toy Story across the three movies has been the most solid Yeah, I mean even like the monster monster universe. He was okay I don't see him actually. Yeah, yeah, okay

Yeah, like how the Toy Story ones added to the to the story Monster universe didn't add anything. Yeah, they're gonna make sequels that much rather than make like Incredibles to you doing Yeah, after this one though what after is an after toy story for oh yeah, yeah, that's what I'm doing it though Why these can change between now. No, no, no, no, it didn't come That's not yeah, once they they put their heading in the course, they're gonna go that way. Also, once they're like rumor about it,

it's like, yeah, we can't. I'm talking to make a marvel. Yeah, I just realized we talked a little bit about this on the animation podcast. Yeah, when did it become a thing to just start announcing things years in advance? Well, I think a lot of people need to put, they put like their flag down, like, okay,

this is our day, stay away from it. And so they're getting, you know, they, I mean, Marvel especially has these giant arcs. They've been planning out for years Yeah, and it's like okay, they need to kind of you know make their presence known so people stay away from them Because you don't have you know that you don't want to have iron man for come out the same day as you know Batman or something like that That was a thing. Yeah, you want to give them some face. I think should do that. Well, I mean when you see who we see who wins Well, I think I mean with all the audience is going that case But not the production company. Yeah, so it's kind of what you know that you're gonna you're gonna you know

Reduce ticket sales no matter what in it's because you'd be splitting your vote. Yeah, so I Don't know from a financial point of view it makes a lot of sense I want to like stake the date. Yeah, but then you release two assassins for you games on the same day I don't get that game. There's too many games right now. Yeah. I'm playing Rogue right now. Assassin's Creed Rogue. I finished Unity.

I liked it a lot, but Rogue, I started playing it. It's really good. Is that the one for a question? Yeah, it's for PS3 and Xbox 360. It's actually really, really solid. I knew actually I know nothing about it. Is it new characters? A new character named Shay.

And he's the one who turns. He goes from being assassin to a Templar. And he plays a Templ template throughout the game which is and you take on things but it's a cool because this links uh... black flag to three uh... because mcblack flag took place before three right so you actually see like a kill use from three and you deal directly with a man you see uh... out of all it from black flag

like you see it old version of out of all it right so it's gonna be that it can only so everything and then even you can go to a poster go to which you don't get to do a new to the at all so in unity just to hear some voices and stuff But in this you actually you walk around the up-sturgo Building like in black flag right it's exactly literally the exact same setup from from black flag if you walk around But there's like no pads like data pads and stuff and they actually link a lot of information together from all the different games So like even you find out who is running Arno in Unity, which is kind of cool. I don't know.

I'm an unabashed fan of that franchise. I know I'm starting to talk about Assassin's Creed. Dude, let him go. It's all sounds very interesting. I mean, I've gotten a lot of shit from it. It's like, oh, the game is so broken and micro transactions. And it's like, no, it's not really. Yeah, there's lots of stuff that is broken with it,

but nothing game ending, nothing is like. I feel like people shit on stuff that you like. Like it, but nothing nothing you know game ending nothing is like People shit on stuff that you like yeah, like you clearly love it game tons of people love that game But it's just like why do people be like oh you look at stuff? Oh, it's a giant company, you know, they've got micro transactions. You can't beat the game It's like no I beat the whole game without even touching the micro Just like a little bit if you Yeah, it's like shiny crush Yeah, what is like to shorten time on stuff? So if you don't want to, you know, take your time and collect money,

you can just buy stuff. I don't know whatever. Which, whatever, that's not a big deal. GTA did that anyway. Yeah. I mean, pretty much every game goes that now is the thing. It's just, some people, like, for some reason, for a while, his EA was the company to shit on now.

So you be soft as a community to shit on. Yeah. And it kind of bounces around. Yeah, who's next? That's for now. John Nintendo. My, my company? Yeah, I'm already sure.

John has been solid, man. Nintendo's unfalible. I don't think it's going to be easy. Well, they're on the, they're on the downhill for a while and I think they've like, they're picked it back up. Terrible at marketing the shit. I think it was a terrible name. And way better though.

Are they the new 3DS? That's a fucking awful name. They're getting better. That is not a crazy. Oh, wait, do you get the new 3DS or do you go like a new old 3DS? Or do you get the new 3DS XL? Also how long is it going to be called a new one? That's the name of it.

But I mean like... That's what we're saying. When you say, I got a new 3DS, you have to clarify, did you get a new old 3DS? Or did you get like the new new 3DS? Did you like it in Tendo or do you like it? Wait, is that one inch of this the new new 3DS? No, no. They're going to call it something dumb. Like do you like Nintendo or do you like like? They're gonna call it something dumb like they're gonna call it the new 3ds What's gonna be spelled like NU or something? I just I buy it. I like Nintendo. There you go. That's what it's succeed. I like

Nintendo and I like that their games always come out strong. There's no like patches no broken shit But they just do a bad job marketing shit like I had had no idea that you can play, like I knew you could play Wii games on the Wii U. That it was the only backwards compatible console of the new generation. Yeah. Well, they didn't market. Was that the whole tablet thing with the second screen? Got an IR camera on the front, so you can still do like Wii sports and shit using just the tablet. If God forbid, you know, your TV's being used.

I wouldn't recommend playing that way. Yeah. You can still play Wii games using just the little... Let me just say it's marketing it because it doesn't, it works okay. No, it works fine. It's just like, what would you rather play? I think you know. I was blown away when I found out that was a thing. That was super cool. I don't know. Nintendo is, I mean, Nintendo is solid. The thing is, they always release the same five games. You know, it's like new versions of the same five games. They have been getting a little mixing up a little bit. Hyrule Warriors.

Yeah. That's the one game that might make me buy a Wii U. It's pretty good. Yes. If you like, I played like a little bit of a Dynasty Warriors game, but I had no idea just how like, extremely super Japanese anime it's gonna be. Oh, it's, I mean, Dynasty Warriors is, that's like my guilty pleasure game.

And like, oh, you know, Dynasty Warriors, and you should absolutely get her. Yeah, I know, I played the demo of GameStop, and I almost walked out with a Wii U. It was so much fun. Well, between that, Mar-a-Ferr-E and Super Smash Brothers, you can't get her. Yeah, I know I played the demo of GameStop and I almost walked out with the Wii U. It was so much fun. Well between that, Mark R8 and Super Smash Brothers, you can't go wrong. Mark R8 was so good. Well, just, you know, when this might turn a minute, you get to pick a new card.

I'm already a top-notch. No, you guys are- It's because the entire room, you guys are so good. Spoiler alert. Yeah, they are. That's the art of the game. No, the Dark Souls is plowed through us. You guys came close.

What is this? Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm trying to figure out what we can talk about right now. Has the round of eight already finished? I think so. I don't know. Yeah. Maybe we should talk about that.

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Yeah, so it's funny that so the teams that all had buys all got all the mini. Yeah. Yeah. Which is the all's team, your team, my team. And you made it through. Yeah, what do you Yeah. Which is the all-steam, your team, my team, and you made it through. Yeah, what do you mean by? So basically, there were, so we had...

We'd have to qualify. We'd have to qualify. We'd have to play. We'd have to play. We'd have to play. We'd have to play. Which means 18s played to get into the tournaments. Yeah.

And then those four teams all beat their next game. They all won. So every team won't do an O to start, except... They didn't experience. Yeah. That's what it was. Yeah. It's all about that experience. Yeah, you guys have tournament experience Tournament experience. Yeah, we just a game experience. That's a lot of that game

A lot of fun though. We have a lot of people have bonded over that game a lot We play a lot. We play it probably at least once a day. Yeah. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah. I see you go in the last playroom Yeah, yeah, I heard it. I heard it. He's a coming to Xbox one. I think so. Yeah, that's fucking cool Although I kind of really like playing it on PC. I'd be interested to see how they do it. Yeah, what I enjoy about it I like all the controls because it's my first PC Although I kind of really like playing on PC. I'd be actually see how they do it Yeah, what I enjoy about it I like all the controls because it's my first PC game I ever got really into yeah me and John play a lot. Yeah Fucking right All right, carry are you playing the new Pokemon game by chance? Yeah I thought a game just came out I thought the red in the sapphire

Well, he came out that like a year ago No, they like a nose like X and Y X and Y come out a little while ago, and this is Omega Ruby's already a new one alpha sapphire It's a remake of an old one. Yeah, they had a bunch of stuff to which they've done before. Yeah, okay So when did the when it X and Y come out like a year ago? Oh, whether you're gonna go with the rest of the alphabet Hey come out like a year ago. What a year ago? A year ago? With the rest of the alphabet. Wow. Interesting. Hello! Just came to drink.

Yeah. It's butter. Bashed, so your head. It's great, Miles. So what do you like about it? What do you like? What do you like? What do they change from the original Ruby and Sapphire version?

One of the coolest things they've added is when you're walking around on a route. Route. No route. It's mine now. No. Oh, I also have that too. Okay, here you go. I'm talking.

You didn't have it back. Hey, you know what should never come out your nose? Fireball whiskey. Yes, sediment whiskey. That was worth it. I hope someone made it back in the bottle. I'm talking So when you're walking around a fucking route It shows you

Exactly, okay, we're walking around on the base of a tree It shows you what Pokemon you've already caught right on that tree base and What like a base and I'm going to snap it out. So that way you know which ones you've caught, I'll tell you if you've caught all the ones on a route. So what you're saying is, when you're on a Rute, that you'll have a device that lets you know the Pokemon are there. That way you know when you're doing the road what the road you're breaking Barbara yeah like any like you just will you just pass it up or like I mean like you know you know I'm a really kind Pokemon. There's no reason for you to be on the reef That one was a stretch what I liked it

Anyways, yeah get in they prevail on stuff So I Pokemon motherfucking Nintendo games Smash Bros. We you finally Right shit. Hey player Yeah, it's a whole new right shit. Hey player It's the first match. We played it. It's a good God damn disaster. It's I mean it's a great. It's just a player smash is a lot of like keep track of on screen Yeah, you really gotta have you like multiple and pinball where it's like you just kind of watch one area

And like find follow your own see I want to see wait on serious rest can you be Can anybody be the same character someone else fighting? Absolutely. So if you done like a game where it's like eight Yoshi's It's a lot of color so yeah, yeah, yeah, but still that was still be yeah turn like turn like the color off Can anybody be the same character someone else fighting? Absolutely, one person. So have you done like a game where it's like eight Yoshi's? No, no different color. No different color. So yeah. Yeah, but still that would still be me.

Yeah. Turn like turn like the color off on the TV. Yeah. Just have it all to set for you. Just have a TV. Kirby versus Jigglypuff. Yeah. Four.

Oh god. Genoa was a Pokemon. Yeah. I love playing as Kirby personally. I feel like Kirby is the best way to start all over. Kirby's Fallen. Kirby's Fallen is so fun as well. And Spits.

Hey now. I've never been into the Smash Brothers game. And there's such a huge following in those games. So what is the appeal behind a game? I really like the Miles told me about it, but you have a little... Where are they called? A Mebow. A Mebow? Who's the call with iftar? Those are new. Yeah.

Purchase it for 1299. Um, with the new, here's the best thing about it. What's the appeal behind Super Smash Brothers? Here's Mario. It seems super simple. And here's peaking show. I mean, I'm not, I'm not saying it's bad. Essentially, all right. So whatever was fine, or whatever the hell that came out, like eight or whatever. This is the original appeal of Super Smash Brothers was, you walk into your parents and they're like,

oh, we're fighting. And it's like, no, that's not what they're doing. Just smashing your mouth. Sorry, sorry. I'm gonna make you more brothers. Falcon Bunch. What the hell? Smash Attack.

Anyway, it comes with the hammer. So what is the appeal? When I was the first, the first, the first, honestly, God, he was the appeal. Hey, did you play that game where you can have Mario and Link fight each other? Yeah. I was like, what the appeal? When I was the first maskegon, honestly, God, he was the appeal. Hey, did you play that game where you can have Mario and Link fight each other? I was like, what the fuck? I was like, the all-star ass. I told my friend was lying to me.

I didn't believe him that there was a game until I went over to his house and played it. That was the appeal of when Street Fighter was teaming up with all kinds of stuff. And Street Fighter versus Marvel and Super World. Yeah, just calm. Yeah, that was just seeing characters that aren't supposed to be together together. That was that was the original appeal now. I really like it because And it feels like if you were to take I like fighting games, but It's I don't know. It's really like one-on-one. It can be kind of I don't know

It's like if you're to make a fighting game into a party game Yeah, it's like it's a very very similar not simplistic, but a very like a simple version of a fighting game It's like literally like two buttons, right? It's like the deep Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no which is grabbing through. Yeah and so the two buttons, A and B, you know, left right up down, do different things. Part of the fun is when I'm interested in new characters, finding, like figuring out the new fighting style. It's like with your normal like moral combat or Marvel versus Calcom stuff. You know everybody has different moves and different strengths and weaknesses but this is like like incredibly different movesets and styles of play. You know there's some characters that are extremely projectile based. And other ones that do really, really well when you get up close.

Like a little Mac, isn't your addition. That was great. He's really fast. He's really strong. But if you get him in the air, he can't move around a bunch of times. If you knock him real far off the map, it's likely he won't come back. And yeah, I don't know. It's just one of the, it's like Mario Kart.

You know, you just, you get a bunch of friends together, you play it, rotate, winter stays, those are pays, whatever the fuck you want to do. And then now the Meebo's are know. It's just it's just one it's like Mario Kart You know, you just you get a bunch of friends together you played rotate winter stays in those pays Whatever the fuck you want to do and then now the Meebo's are out. That's really cool This what is that? I've seen those little figures, right? So yeah, yeah, if you just just want them. They're just figures. They're like $12 But you can there's like a little touchpad on the Wii U You tap it to that and then that character whatever it is shows up in the game and it starts like a level one and it it shows up in the game and it starts at level one and it looks at your playstyle and other AI's playstyle and you can like train it to fight and be better. Yeah.

So it's like what AI you wish? It's an AI. So you get a computer player that you can choose like you said you can play with it on your team, you can fight against it or you can just let it go crazy against computers. Okay. But yeah, the interesting thing is it adapts to the way that you play. So I like an item hog and I'll like my strategy Is to try and kick people up and then because I play with Samus

I'll do an up-eat-able tool to quickly send them out of the top of the screen So now my Kirby will like run for items whenever he gets a chance and also try and knock people out and through the top And now I can't beat him anymore. He's gotten better than me. I can no longer beat my little He's so brave. I just remember I came over to your place this weekend and you're just like sitting on your couch like this I'm like what are you doing? You're like playing smash Oh Kirby here like yeah, he's fighting for me. I was like watching a match between something and a computer Yeah, everybody was fighting on me, but I was like just trying to get my pictures Yeah, all tap army bows and just go go

Yeah, you can make a drinking game out of it. Yeah, whenever my amiibo wins pictures. Yeah, we're going to be like all tap army bows and just go go. Yeah, you can make a drinking game out of it. Yeah, whatever my amiibo wins, you guys will have to take a shot. Are you like a cage to put them in like when you walk around? No, let them out and release them. They do sell a carrying case at Best Buy. Do they really? Yeah, they do.

So we have Skylanders of blame for this, right? Yeah, Skylanders is in fidany. It's clever, you know, you get the kids will buy it. They get a toy to play with as well as the digital version. The kids, you mean buy it. And then the adult kids will buy it they get a toy to play with as well as the digital The kids you mean by the adult kids And the adult kid is you get a figurine Yeah, you collect it and collect and they also get a thing for the game didn't someone tweet at you like that's a waste of packaging Oh, Andy was like

Yeah, it's pretty small for all that poetry. Yeah, that's the carrying case or was that the no that's just the box out I said box out there's big so how many how many amiibos do you have? I don't have have one right now. I have Kirby. Okay. Yeah, there's I think there's 12 in this set I might buy one more But then Luigi's in the next set so okay, and do they have like special ones like all gold or all silver anything I think so yeah Well, they do have some stuff got fucked up and there's a samus out there that has two gun arms instead of one Nice, you like something fucked up in the printing that's um, there that has two gun arms instead of one nice. Like something fucked up in the printing.

That's not. You know, it's gonna be like a rare collector's item. Yeah. Really got to patch it into the game where they actually have them. Yeah. And she can eat and she dies. She drives like, no. She shoves a hammer and then she's the force.

She's just like her cat love. Well, that's what Edward 40 hands, right? Yeah. That's why she's like constantly. Guns instead of drinks. Yeah. Everyone they're also doing the dumb like a store exclusives. No, it was gonna have one targets Yeah, of course. Yeah, but you get a Jeffy giraffe amiibo. Yeah, yeah, it's like Snack around It can be a kid

Go to character and like the Mario games. I always use always I always go for peach. Yeah, and I don't know if that's because I was like a blonde girl growing up And I was like, oh, it's like the blonde girl in this game. There's no one represent me Nobody at all Samus takes over helmet oh shit Dude when I found out Samus was a girl What I know the The original game, those pixels, man.

Who was your go-to, John? Should be more like the Mario games. Yeah, well, an Nintendo games. Oh, like Mega Man. Yeah. Mega Man. Well, this is awkward. It's awkward for you.

When you make a match, that came out. That was the highlight of the game. That's game, my child. Maybe it's Tuesday, really good, too. Have you been keeping an eye on what Mighty No. 9? Yeah. So, the sort of remake The original creator of Mega Man is now making a mega man. He's like I guess I can't make a mega mega mega mega mega

Mega game is no more. I'll just make a mega mega mega mega it's literally mega man what console it? I think it's PC. I think it's gonna start PC, but I think they they're kickstarter went up enough that they're gonna put on like PS4 and stuff Like that's yeah, but it's it's next in Mega Man with a different character Like he has a he has a blaster arm and or yeah and like he has you know he fights enemies collects their stuff and then their stuff can be used against other ones so if you have a blade you can use it as a wood person. It's totally different. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it looks nice though, I like the arts style. It's cool. Yeah, let me read this. No, okay. I love you Jack. All right. Don't let someone steal you great idea. Register a domain now and put your idea online.

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Just now, don't go that way. Why are you already registered for? I was like a new domain, I think it was like five bucks or something. Like I've never registered a domain, it's like $20. Oh, it's go, it's domain. It's like a buck 49, that's like, you know, you kids have a good, that kind of thing. I think the first one I registered a personal one, probably about 15 years ago

It was like 50 50 or 75 dollar how personal yeah, yeah, it was like yeah, like two places that would do it Yeah, like you they weren't all a lot of places. There was no you know No, but now you can just pick whatever you want and just drop a buck 50 and have it for forever Well for a year You when was it? I think it was a two podcast ago. Yeah turns out it's just a picture of your face Yeah, I guess I think I will actually perpetuates. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One was a invention about a document document. Two podcasts ago. Yeah, turns out it's just a picture of your face.

Yeah, I guess I think I will actually bought it. Yeah, yeah. I think it was actually about before I started, I even mentioned it, which is ironic. But yeah, it's just a picture of me. John took this picture of me going like this. On the green screen. And that picture is now online because of John.

Yeah, John. And it is on the website, barberduckman.com. Good job, John. You're doing that. I do. I'll take it off online. I have so many on my computer that I haven't, like I have loads from the GTA Heist. Oh, yeah.

We're going to do something with that, something like that. Yeah, I've held on to some of them just because I assume we might do something. Like I've got. That would have rye, you can't not do anything with me. Yeah, he wanted to put that one up. Really work with the mouse.

Yeah, there's me. Sexy day. Yeah. I didn't know what you were doing with these. I was really scared as to what was coming down in my head. I couldn't tell. It was it was not in any of my vision. And then I felt not so bad when he got a small dead animal or something. I thought you were like taking the mic and I push you down. The mic you were talking. Oh, okay. Yeah. I got to do that. I bought live audio you should do that next time he's like like a little bit stupid

yeah completely yeah yeah so john you have your own show now i do have my own show that happened i don't know i'm not saying that about it because i'm saying like what's the what's the history behind it i think like we always talked about doing a game show but you really took like the lead on it right yeah uh it was uh it was basically me Patrick uh, Patrick, podcast Patrick, and Chris Demaris, we like re, we wrote the whole show,

we kind of like, we came with a bunch of games and everything, Chess and I'm out, and then I spent a few nights kind of really hammering them out and checking and trying to see which worked and which didn't work, and then put together a full show, and that's kind of, that was the team that kind of put it together.

I mean, you guys helped rehearse a lot of the games and do a lot of Checking out see what was on you know a few weeks of rehearsals. I remember that before Yeah, it was it was several months of testing out games and and we even had one point where we just completely Wipe it clean and started like we spent like we did the whole thing where we just kind of went over to Patrick's house one night and just Brain-stormed games for like the whole night. Yeah, the first one involved the wheel and you spun it and then there was a wall full of letters you had to guess. Yeah. And then a woman.

Yeah. Also, the American Ninja Warrior. Absolutely. Yeah, we weren't really cool. Yeah. It's a shame we had to scrap that obstacle. It's a shame we had to scrap that obstacle. It's a shame we had to scrap that obstacle.

It's a shame we had to scrap that obstacle. It's a shame we had to scrap that obstacle. It's a shame we had to scrap that obstacle. It's a shame we had to scrap that obstacle. It's a shame we had to scrap that obstacle. It's a shame we had to scrap that obstacle. It's a shame we had to scrap that obstacle. It's a shame we had to scrap that obstacle. It's a shame we had to scrap that obstacle. It's a shame we doing with those tigers? By the way, spikes. That's the weird shit. Oh, yeah.

But yeah, it's, yeah, like mean, it was at first just a trivia game. Yeah, the first time I auditioned to do one person versus me. Yeah, it was like just a two people like trivia thing. I forgot about that. Yeah. And that was when everyone looked at each other and said, this doesn't work.

We need to rewrite it. Because we're all in the same state. It was the best ruse to teeth employ. Well, what was the best Rupert to teeth employ? Well, it was kind of like, we turned it around. We should not test Rupert to use employees on their knowledge. Yeah, I'm not sure. We have a series of about them making shit up. Perfect.

We also have a podcast to show how we do it. So my favorite videos we've ever done are the ones where Bernie corners people. And God, man. And then one of my favorite ones. Yeah, the middle one was great. I like the Chris one too. Cara's was fantastic.

Oh yeah. You did it all really good. Yeah, nice. Yeah, we need to know that we've got enough employees now. We should probably sabotage people. Why aren't you good at just curious? Me? Yeah.

God, I don't know. I'm sure there's plenty of stuff I'm terrible at. Yeah. But. It's history from me. History. I'm terrible with the right. I'm holding back jokes right now, because I don't want to be mean you know like it's you probably say vegetable or something right I

work at a grocery store so I know there's all back I just say it just being a human being but love you too John no you do you do say right now except apparently I was a dick about Gilby's cat jeez and they hate me because apparently I was a dick about Gilby's cat Jesus, they hate me. Should have been such a dick. I'm just kidding.

I was a dick about how you were dick about his cat. So, okay, so why this time? Yeah, yeah, so this time. So, like, we had the whole conversation about the cat, like being a cat that, that, that I don't want. On the actual, you were out of town for this. I was, and so, yeah. Yeah, and so, like, well, you were doing more than that.

So, the whole thing, we're like, you know, this, this awesome person offered up a cat and we, you know, we gave it away on the stream. I know I really wanted the cat and Katie was like super excited for this cat And then I'm like I have to talk about this thing because this person, you know, donated it and they wanted to bring it up And so I brought it up and of course Adam's like hold that cat and so the internet loves Adam. He was also really drunk. Yeah, yeah, well, I don't know if he's really drunk, but he we you know was late at night And so we were you know going back and forth. This is a way to know, a spirited debate as we do on, you know, on Rooster Teeth. Slightly.

Yeah, and so, you know, shit was close to Jack and Adam. But apparently my shit was more personal or something, I don't know. And so I came across as a very, very dickish. And then, like, his last week, I popped in on the podcast for a little bit. And so now I'm actually- How are you in Salthus' house home? Oh, yeah, absolutely. You did well. He will in Salthus' own bit. And so now I'm actually. I heard you insulted his house home. Oh, yeah, absolutely. You did. He will.

He will. He's his own house. That's the. I can see. So I remember on the stream, you guys like have a vote for him. Yeah. Yeah. And he won.

He won. Fair like. So how are you? I'm. That's why I heard you. Yeah. No, I'm. He won.

I'm Canadian. That's how we did. That's how we did. Fucking racist. OK, I'm sorry. We won. We won. Think that better. Yeah. Yeah. So you think Canadians can. Fucking racist. Okay, I'm sorry, we won. We won. Is that better?

Yeah. Yeah. So you're the Canadian's can't be racist. Yeah. Do you not know anybody named Juan? Is that why it's okay to say that? Oh, I do it, actually. Racist.

So anyway, so he won the cat. And you know, like you do, I gave him shit about it. And you know, but he's like one of my best friends here at the company. And like people like, oh, it's so rude. He's like, clearly he's upset. I said one of my best friends. I've known you forever, Barbara.

Yeah, yeah. And so I maybe my best friend, though. So I talked to you. Of course, John, you came here because you made a trial shirt and I love it. I did, yeah. So you didn't mean to. Now we're all just being like, hey, check, are we friends? Miles, you made it like best of buddies.

It's awesome. I don't like my picture. Yeah, this is the best. I was making a joke. I don't like this wire, remember? The first time I hang out with you was at Buffalo Billiards during the first RTX. Oh yeah.

It challenged me to air hockey. I did because I somehow got roped into a game of pool with you and Joel and I'm awful at pool. I was like, I can play air hockey without knowing that you have fucking 18 million years of air hockey experience. Yeah. Air hockey. I'm good at non-ethnic sports.

It's what it comes to. Like darts. I'm really good at. Air hockey, I am like insane. And if this could find a spot, it would be Tetris. Did you plan to like somewhere and that's the story? Exactly. If you plan to check,

you might just don't go anywhere. I'm okay. You're also good at like go karting. Go karting, right? Bulling, something like that. Bulling is like the most athletic sport. I'm actually pretty good at. I think those three steps are really tough.

So you take a five-stress see there you go it's like a jog where do you go? at this private university in California they had bowling as a like your not PE, it's your health credit I got a health credit you did dancing?

I did, it's awesome you say dancing or urban dancing? I said I think you heard her awesome. You used to say dancing or urban dancing. I said, I think you heard it. I heard it. My answer was I took a dancing class. It was great because I figured out the nice way to be racist. I figured out the system. So essentially you'd have to, you'd have to.

He's not wrong. He's not wrong. I was like nothing but like I'm going to knock you out. Like, my mom said knock you out. And like, there's nothing at all. Cool James, I think. And run DMC. So much different types of stuff.

So you're saying while me or something. Swing balls. different types of swimming. No, you're not swimming while I'm being here. There's something. Swing at all. This is urban dancing? No, I didn't take urban dancing. Fucking listen, that makes no sense. I took the regular dance. Urban swing.

Urban swing. How the fuck have you swing urban swing? I'll show you later, we'll go. Okay, so I'll just use. It involves a cardboard box. It's having your dance off. We swim while we swim around. That class was super easy. It was in the cardboard box. It's taking the pants off. We swam what we swam around. That class was super easy.

It was fun. It also brought back like weird middle school awkwardness because essentially it's like everybody in the class will get in a circle and a guy would partner with a girl and then you dance for a little while and then everybody would like, the girls would go to the right or something or like don't let me rotate.

So everybody would dance with everybody by the end of the class. And you could tell that there are some people that are like, hey, fucking dance class. This is fun and good for you. Fuck, let's do it. And there are other people that are just like, I can't believe I'm here. This is stupid.

Don't step on my foot. Or I'm just like, That's what you said is what could do. Yeah, that was me. That was me doing my impression. Where'd you go to college? I would do you take. He said this is in the other California toast.

But I was just like the kind of people that took urban dance. This secret to passing the class. So you do dances like the people that took urban dance. Did see that? The secret to passing the class. So you do dances like dance practices for a few weeks. And then come time for an exam, which was essentially they would have scheduled times where maybe like five or six do-os would dance at a time. And people would like see like, OK, are they doing the moves

correctly? Are they doing this? Are you doing that? Essentially, all you have to do is to pass those exams whenever you fuck up, don't draw attention to it. Just go. Oh I'm having fun dancing the most important part is having fun and you would always get like a smiley face like you guys We're having such a good time triple a plus He's not gonna walk again. That's a good thing.

Happy birthday, kid. No, the first time I remember you hanging around and reaching you, jumping back a little bit, like, talking about how long we know each other, first time I remember really seeing you was at RTX1, and you were singing at the 10th, and it was like, holy shit, who is this guy with all this goddamn energy? I hope they never fire it, really. No, it's like, god damn, because's like, goddamn, cause it's like, I mean, you had energy like that whole weekend

and it was incredible. Cause like, I mean, we were all pretty stressed cause we'd never done anything like that before and you kind of knocked it out of the park. So that was like, I should have been focused on you, you guys and fuck up the camera. Yeah, I fucked up the camera.

On a technical level, I did not perform well at my job that weekend. Is that what the video we shot? Yeah, video we shot. I, the F-stop, that was completely fucked up. Oh really? You had to have stopped wrong and then you also had like the f-stop when that was completely fucked up really you the you the f-stop wrong And then you also had like the indie filter on something like I need a compensate for this

Yeah, I'm actually not just like super dark graded Yeah, you know, I was going to like MTV handheld Yes Urban I remember at the Monday meeting like yeah at the Monday meeting, like, yeah, at the Monday meeting after that, everybody was talking about how it went and I got a shout out and then Bernie or somebody was like, yeah, that beer really went to his head and the whole time I was like, I'm not 21 yet, I actually didn't drink.

They're like, okay, Miles, I was like, really, no, that's just, I am not sure. Okay. No, because you were to the GameStop just in South Park Meadows, like right near the old office. I remember seeing you there working a couple times. Yeah, I work very close by it was fun. You've come so far That's the first time we met too. I mean I'll see you next one. She's I that was the first time I met Caleb I remember I was like Wow, that was actually that was the first time Katie I met in person. Oh, right.

It was actually at RTX 1, yeah. Yeah. So, well, I mean, she didn't come to, well, she didn't come to any events that I've been to. And I had been to Australia, so, yeah. That was a lot of things. How things have changed. That was great. And now, she was in montage.

Now you're doing some of this. No, not me. The montage. Just take that one green day, say I'm looking for that. Huh? the montage now you're doing some of the montage yeah yeah huh that one what's that one green day song your life good ridden you talking about middle school dance is made me think of another one

of the embarrassing moment of my my childhood shut the fuck up Gary like if you could tell from like that photo that we posted that I didn't have a really great like growing up story, but when I was in middle school, you know, this might have been freshman year of high school, went to winter formal and actually actually got a date. Actually got a girl to go to. No worries. And when we got to the point of when you're going into the answer, they take your photo. I was shorter than my date. Nice. A good deal

shorter. And they brought out they brought it essentially in Apple Box. And for all people in line to see waiting behind me the photo, I stood up on an Apple Box and just to next my date and just took my picture. You still showed the picture. Yeah, the cut the photo at the bottom so you couldn't see it? Yeah, okay. So it totally looks like that, but it's like in my head, my guy's name. Yeah, I had to put opposite problems. Yeah.

Where I had to crouch down. I had to crouch down. I had to take a picture with you. I'm 5'9", but since I was 12, so all the school dances up until the guys started actually getting over 5'8". We're awkward. Gotcha. What's that like? I'll tell you. Like 5'8". We're awkward. Gotcha. What's that like?

I'll tell you. Like 5'7". Okay. Yeah. I thought you'd been dancing. You know, like, you're gonna be coming out with the first time. You're gonna come out with the first time. You're gonna come out with the first time.

I want to be urban. God, I just think of every school dance. I'm just like, all right. Punchballs over there. I know where I'm gonna be hanging out next to you. Yeah. I've been to so many school dances that we never had a punch bowl. I know that it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

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We had so much, it's mountain don't. You ruined it. I got a good loan from the sound. You just ruined everything. So we went to this razor thing at the Microsoft a couple of days ago, or I guess last week. That's her. And it was a lot of fun.

So it was me and Gus and Adam and Ray. We ended up going out to it. And we got there, and I was sitting next to Adam. And they had these little like mini bottles of water, you know, those little tiny ones, they put like a kid's lunch. And they had like these pallets of this water, I guess, to give out throughout the thing,

and I'm like, dude, we're gonna finish one of those things. And so, a whole pallet. I thought you were talking about the bottle. No, we're gonna finish one of those. I'm so excited. Jack, no. So, we finished the whole pallet of this thing in about maybe 45 minutes.

You guys just really, I just, we had to do P, empty bottles. And no, he actually broke this seal first, We finished a whole we finished a whole palette of this thing and about maybe 45 minutes Just really just we alerted your p empty bottles and no he actually he broke the seal first And then I almost died on my way home because I'd use the restroom so Why just say a bottle or two? What's what do you look at me so we thought? Pining three of those. Did you play swords with your pee? Yeah This it's when two guys I know he's talking about swords and cross-swords and do you think anything are you talking about one of those like troughs with ice in it sure you can do that You said sure you talk

Okay, we're like any any restroom when I'll throw it next time you're in a pub Russian like that Play swords totally get it Start good not gonna wall the person then the urinal or you know next to you Okay, excuse me. We'll play swords. Yeah, come on If he doesn't just like touches back while you know like hey, no, that's be fun Just like start here and then like no You know, you know, straight your hands Australia super

Come to a urinal all the Australians gonna call you a dick on the Come to a urinal in Australia all the Australians gonna call you a dick on the So a australian instead of having like an individual cat Sorry, instead of individual urinals they have like basically I just like a Metal wall that you pee into and there's like a great you actually step on it You go down and like under your feet Whoa, and so like if your shoelaces untied it is going into pee. Oh Super not cool. It's like white water rapids, but they're yellow rapids. There are some places I went in Israel that had like toilets that were on the ground.

It's just like a whole, yeah. Yeah, yeesh. Where you had to like squat and like just like this into a hole in the ground. Did I ever tell you about the toilets when I'm back packing? I can't remember if I did or not. With a pilot to bombard the air. Yeah. You put a little jacket.

Yeah. You touch cheeks when you pooped. Not that close, but moving back and back. Somewhere back to back, somewhere. Somewhere back to back, moving back to back is a bonding experience. Nope, that's all I'm just leaving with that. Yeah. Maybe not as bonding as pea swords, but, you know, probably up there.

So I was talking to a thing, I was like crossing the string. Yeah, that's how I know. You go with the sword. You go with the sword, you go with the sword. You go with the sound. You're just thinking, you're just thinking, you're just a problem. I know we're going with this. When you say go with the whole story. You go with the whole story. You go with the whole story. You go with the whole story. When you say play swords, I'm thinking penis is touching.

Like dick on dick. Choo, choo, choo. You can do that too. Yeah, but the pee stream, that's not a sword. I hate quick question. So that's like a lightsaber. That's like pee whips. I'm glad you bring this up.

That's like a lightsaber. Like there's the hilt and then when it's brew, that's what I was like. No, it's like brew. Like tapers. If you're gonna play like dick on dick, dick on dick swords. and then when it's just that's what it's like no it's like if you're gonna play like dick on dick dick on dick so yeah would you prefer to go with like metal sword sound effects or wait two percent of it's

why did that thing just play don't worry about it don't try to touch I'm talking about the serious shit I think like saber will be no I think metal sounds metal it's make sure penis sound like much cooler because like saber will be like no, I think I think metal sounds I don't know if it makes you make your penis sound like much cooler because like you actually penis like king king king king versus Will you like that? I would you make noise like big big big

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had a major trailer premiere that people would go watch the trailer and leave. That movie has the best death sequence ever. And as a friend, when he dies in that car, like, it's like, it's like two cars, right? Yeah. It was like the best like ragdoll sequence ever. It's a joke. Black. It's the first 10 minutes of the movie.

And it's also like 15 years old. I've seen it. Yeah. I remember I went to go see I am legend at the IMAX with my girlfriend at the time. They played the first like five minutes of the dark night before they played that. Oh yeah. I didn't give a fucking shit about I am legend.

I started that entire movie, just like, man, when can this be over so I can go rewatch that on YouTube? Oh my God, that was amazing. See now, smartphones, you don't have to wait. Yeah. Well, the bank I've seen, right? Yeah, I was a bank. Yeah, that's.

That was one thing that I really liked about the dark night trilogy, where in the second and third movie is just the opening. It's just like, here's the villain for this scene. Yeah, yeah. It's fun. That's fantastic. Yeah, that's so cool. We have a bunch of cool trailers,

so Thursday is gonna be the Jurassic Park teaser, or trailer that you're showing during football. It's a Jurassic World. And then, I was giving you Jurassic World. And then Friday is Star Wars. What's the name of the... Force Awakens? Yeah, Force Awakens.

Sleepy Force is cool. But then like, I'm waiting for the end of force awaken force yeah force awakens sleep before But then like I'm waiting for the There's gonna be an amian trailer coming out soon. I'm sure Antman I'm saying amian. I'm an amian. Yeah, because amian is coming out next August I think that's what's up Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas Paul Oh, I

I My head I was like we're like referencing Paul yellow for dad. I was a yellow van buddy. In my head, I was like, Paul. Like, we were like, we're like, Paul Red Walker. I was like, who is that? Paul Red Walker. Paul Red Walker. Yeah, love child. I have all six faster here as well, we as in a collection.

Yeah, that's great. Do you actually? I do, actually. Every single game starts with the sad Paul Walker montage. Yeah. Does it really? Yeah, I called it Never Forget trilogy. It's not trilogy, I guess that's whatever 6 is.

Every disc, like, each movie has its own disc and every time you pop in the disc, it plays like a 2 minute video that they put on YouTube or the moral video, every fucking time. You can't skip it. I feel guilty skipping it. I feel guilty skipping it. I feel like I should watch it every time. I mean, you could skip it.

You could also like spit on his grave. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good video. but it's just like all right action movie You know it really is in this one It's really a problem for people like you who watch all six of those movies back-to-back Yeah, I did that in crunch. Yeah, we just I just put on all of them and just watch them overnight You skipped you skipped the best one though to be fair too fast you furious and just watch them overnight. You skipped the best one though.

To be fair. Too fast, you furious. No, no, no, no. I took a drifted fantastic. Said no one ever. Said it means just now. Just drifted away. Really?

Yeah, Tokyo drifted much better than two. Yes. I'm not having a question right now. Tyrease and fall road. No, remember it's not cool to show that. The only massive furious movie I've ever seen is number five, and that's because it was during Master Pancake Theater.

No. They did that. Why are you? That's all the safe going down the street, right? I don't even remember. I've ever seen his number five and that's because it was during Master Pancake Theater Safe going down the street right I don't even remember I remember every time Vin Diesel came on screen they would go Is that the one with with the rock in it? Yeah, I think so yeah, then that's the one with the safer They have the two mustangs pulling the safe down like a Brazil or whatever the two mustangs pulling the safe down like a brazil or whatever she scares the shit out of me okay it's getting tighter right now yeah it's like they're like fucking tree chunks for arms dude and also I just want to clarify I did not skip three I put it on the end because I

demanded it also because that's the timeline yeah chronologically that makes it the end yeah no part of me when I saw Fasim Fiery's one in theaters thought that probably makes six more of these yeah yeah why I watch Fast and Furious one in theaters thought, I probably make six more of these. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I make so much. I don't know. I knew part of that. Dude, I watch one and two so much as a kid. He hit me.

I liked it. One is great. One is great. There's just on the DVD only, there's like a little feature at on the second disc about how he got his silver skyline that shows like it shows at the beginning of two. Oh yeah.

That's fucking amazing. That's just like my favorite part of that. I just like to begin with three, where it has the kid from home improvement. Yeah, who hasn't done anything since home improvement He's like a high school kid. Yeah, what's fucking funny is like in in home improvement He went from high school to college and now like fucking 10 years later. He's playing a high school kid Fuck I mean that's like that's like the like Casper van Dianne and Neil Patrick Harrison in Starship troopers Like they start that movie in high school Like they're graduating from high school. He's like 40-year-old people. Yeah, you know fast-fair seven

They're gonna have high school seeing with Harrison Ford nice the playful. Yeah Yeah Hello Patrick Harris in my head. I got that makes sense wait what? Yeah, I think they need a Jones in high school. What's the movies that you think you watch the most like growing up like the one? Shrek Yeah, I think they need a Jones in a high school. What's the movies that you think you watch the most like growing up like the trek? Yeah, I watch Shrek one's fucking great movie any of the Disney movies little mermaid liking Aladdin Paulie I watched a brave little toaster a lot to break it

I read every time you know the part where he thinks that the kids coming back around the corner Yeah, master. I want you a lot of Horrible I want you a lot of horrible. I want to blues brothers. A shit. My dad and I watched that movie a lot. So, right now, I'm just serious twisted. There are some dream sequences that are real.

Even as a kid, I'm not okay with this. Am I old enough for this? No, it may be. It may actually feel weird when I watch that movie. Like a rouse? Yeah, just like. Oh, okay. But also weird.

It's a weird rouse. It's a little rouse. Yeah, just like, oh. Okay. But also weird. Also, oh. And there was some little aroused. Yeah, just a little. I mean, I put the Google ads on all my appliances now, so it's, I don't know if that tells you. The Blanky was fucking your toaster, Barbara. The Blanky was a little like, the Blanky made me feel weird.

The Blanky, yeah. There's also the vacuum cleaner, right? Yeah, he was mean. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is our shit. This is our shit. This is our shit. This Oh, yeah. This is our shit. That's what he's going on. Nice toy star.

I'm sorry, badger. You're dying. As we just name characters. I'm a little upstairs. He was. There was like weird silence too. I was fivalin that way. Yeah.

Wrong movie. For Angoli, anybody? Oh, yeah. For Angoli was a cheater. For Angoli was a wrong-leam spurs. No, not his first, but like his second and the second. He played baddie. My name is Betty. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to is that yeah what's the name of the villain in that movie

it's like too great yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah or what's that other movie though with the like not great no the one with the like the little creature like the little ant people in a I mean shit, I forget what the hell is called not ants. I'm not ants or For hours. Yeah, I should Just three more animation movie. Let me try and figure this out I want to say it's a I want to say it's Russell Crowe is like one of the guys Like round No, it's like like like little like grasshopper people or something is a whole like a race of people and this girl her dad is like a scientist

And Epic there it is. I've seen you for a long time. Very cool. We'll fit. God damn it. Stop being the same person. I can only handle one of you. Oh fuck what else.

For a goalie. Choose. Remember we're back. That movie does not. Oh, yes it does. No it does. That makes me feel weird as the kids when they get to the ending and like the Rose Just leave just the screen. Yeah, oh no, it was just as I thought was the fake eyes. I always like a screw

I was left We're back at the dinosaurs the fucking plot to that movie is Red things I'm a Tom Treble old man That's gonna take down so they don old friendlands and them to the future. That's the part of Jurassic World. Yeah. Chris Pratt's the old guy. Hey, I'm Chris. Oh my God. Did you guys see the video on Reddit of the scene from Jurassic Park where they first drive in and see the dinosaurs and it's Ventura where he's coming out of the rhinos ass. They mesh that sounds amazing. They meshed those two scenes together, so they're just like, and it's Jim Carey.

I don't know, I know what that's in other ways. I think, I think, you know what I mean? I think, you know what I mean? I think seeing that scene as a kid, like that moment, I was like, I've seen the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, it was John. Everyone else could be John.

I'm at the King's office. I also had, what was the kid I had, like the Star Wars triple pack, it was like black and gold, and like took apart like that urban and gold fucking Jesus that's not the same thing I don't know you were Canadian. Yeah But I watched the Star Wars movie. I've walked all the time I'm done with my story

First movie you remember seeing in a theater story. What was the first movie you remember seeing in a theater? Oh, Titanic. I think Titanic is the first movie I actually remember going to see. It's so poopy. And feeling really awkward today next to my parents and being like, they're having sex. I feel like I may have told the story on the podcast before, but I watched Titanic, like my parents got it, and they rented it afterward.

And I remember they were sitting on the couch and I was sitting on the ground next to the couch and watching the sitting on the ground next to the couch and watching the movie and all the naked bits came on and I slowly started backing up. I don't know why exactly but I was backing up to the point where they couldn't see me. I ended up in the kitchen and they just looked around and I was like, why? Nothing! Nothing!

I can't do it! I can't do it! I'm just opening! Yeah, I can't. I remember. My parents rented that move from blog west there. I didn't want to do this. I was just watching it. I was watching it like the bedroom was a little bit...

It was just young. And it was getting... It was in the scene with the boobies. And I heard my dad walking up the stairs. And I didn't know what to do. So I just went limp. I was just still thinking... And to my dad, I can walk up to the stairs.

I can't walk up to the stairs. My dad walks up to the door. And he just goes, I'm dead. I can walk up to the air. I can't walk up to the air. I can't walk up to the air. And he just goes, you're awake. I'm like, oh my god, what do you need to get in the middle of? I remember. I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that, after that Oh, my little six-time was like Mintyflex.

The Dinoire is at her native. Mintyflex. That's for a dacom fron. I can't say Mintyflex. Yeah, you. And you were the one who took me here. It was Mintyflex. That's a great answer to joke.

I got to play swords with that stuff. I remember after watching Titanic, I was like, I'm alert how to draw. I remember after watching Titanic I was like I'm alert had a drop I'm gonna learn how to draw John is I got your start You make the nipples to adjust the boobs. Yeah, I did arrows and everything. Oh, wow So your first drawing like You are here like paying cakes with blueberries Well, wrap it up that's it

Thanks for watching everybody I was what was the I The other dinosaur movie animated one then for time First one is great and then they made 27 other ones that are I think the first movie was on theaters was Pokemon 2000 really the first like Pokemon. Jesus wait No, that Pokemon 2000 that's a thousand first one of you. Okay, that would have been just Pokemon you to something. I mean, that's 2000. I'm 90.

I told you. Yeah, yeah, Moby. I was 20. The first movie I remember I'm sure there were others but the first movie I remember seeing in theaters was Jurassic Park. Really? Yeah, I was like the kid that loved dinosaurs like I had

There's the kid that loves dinosaurs. There's the kid that loves power Rangers And then there's the kid that loves space Turtles like and all space. Yeah, I love them. Yeah, I love everything. Oh fucking I was mainly dinosaurs and I would dabble in power Rangers because they did have robot dinosaurs I sampled in power Rangers because they did have robot dinosaurs. I've dabbled in power Rangers That's a lot of you know the first season of real-time eyebrow, but then I just kind of I got beat up over a power Rangers pog once whoa wow The pod that me better being gluten tolerant

To me I'm sorry. I remember though my dad's I remember though my dad's a great achievement as a player I think I took two deep there actually back to his childhood Trying to be a car is gonna be a bad song just gonna stop I'll try to feed a power ranger Blame, he's gonna get this car back Take it for both of us Oh my god, my toes He's so gay, he eats the pizza He's laughing but on the inside he's crying Take it for both of us. Oh my god, my toes. It's okay.

It's a pizza. He's laughing, but on the inside he's crying. Yeah, so do I. It's a pizza. I got you guys. Rangers. Wow. Oh, he's gonna give me a minute crying.

No, he's not like that. He's actually crying. I like to imagine he had his own like Balkan skull. Look at him. All right, that was a dog and dearest. Oh, shit. Deer pest. We're all friends here. I mean, that's all that.

You okay? Yeah, buddy. Yeah. I should remember, like on like the power injuries, no, I remember liking a lot of things that then I was like embarrassed of liking later on for some He's like Pokemon like there was there was like a stretch where like liking Pokemon was like bad See that's why I'm really into this new Pokemon game is because this is the remake of the generation I just skipped yeah, I was like I'm too good for Pokemon now. Yeah, yeah Is that little carries boys? Yeah? Yes

But I like that thinking that the thing that we thought was gonna make us cool was like not liking Pokemon because like that was the only thing That was keeping us away from the cool That'll be it This is the key I mean every single high school had the people lunch playing like magic the gap Yeah, it was me or Pokemon I mean every single high school had the people lunch playing like Magic the gap Or Pokemon Yeah, it was me in the library. But that's not just like away from the sun. I was like that happens

shielded yeah That skin pasty My school like they opened up like the classrooms and should like they weren't doing stuff Yeah, like go in and like these costumes and show you so you were there for pugs Yeah, do you know do you know about a Vaughan and pugs? Vaughan were there for Pogs. Yeah. Do you know about Avon? And Pogs? Avon was like the Pog woman in America. Like she was like, she was like the co-president

of Pog in America. Yeah. What? That's like, that's the joke. That was really, she has. How old is Avon? Oh, well, all right. She's like, how does Avon here is Avon?

She's just awesome. Insurance. Yeah. Our premiums is just rocking. Oh, okay. No, because Pogs like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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put a sticker on it and sell billions of it to children. Sounds like a Mibo. Yeah. You can poke them on the slamer. You get that like really nice metal slamer. Metal slamer. Yeah. There's not about collecting things.

There's just awesome things. Yeah. But then there's like these weird rules like if you've got an eight ball pog, you're like trade and I don't know. There's so much. It was popularized in the early 1990s, but it originated in Hawaii in the 1920s or 1930s. Yeah. I remember it was in Hawaii and then the came in.

I'm gonna imagine she was probably part of the 1990s. She did. Well, yeah, so yeah, so I'm on is our, or is our what, COO? VP of operations. VP of operations, you see on here. And so she, she's smartly way up in the company. And yeah, so she was like, and like she was the Pog woman.

That's awesome. So we can go to the Russian Pogs. I don't know, we should do that. John, when we get in the Russian Pogs, you're right on it. We have blankets now. We put them next to this Pogs. What is Blink at the Doop Pogs? Blink, you're going down the list of Pogs.

He chains blankets. Dildos. Pogs. I think that's a spence what I thought of. We're doing like a retro thing, right? It's usually about every 20, 30 years and like that. So like yo-yos are right around the corner and then it's going to be followed by that. Yeah, talking about like skills.

The dazzling is like, what are you doing? I'm getting like that room. Oh yeah, getting the rock-ass show. But that's like what I'm getting like that room I'm like on like the list of skills that have nothing to do like sportsman Don't you rip it yo-yo. No, that was that was me with yo-yo I'm gonna get good at yo-yo Do you ever have the yo-yo guy come to the school and do you like the yo-yo demonstration? Yes, yeah, that become a thing. It's like let's tour the country selling yo-yo to these little fuckers You guys ever have the automatic ones that were like,

sorry, I can go back up after you. That's like an American thing. No, I remember the time I was like, don't you fucking get the fuck out of there? I'm mostly, I'm so good at yo-yo. I like the metal ones that were like real fast, when I eat something and then I had like the butterflies, they were like in a walk, they're not walked out of the zoo. There was one that was like not rare, but it was like a cone-shaped inward. Yeah, yeah, that's a butterfly. Is There was one that was like not round but it was like a cone shape inward. Yeah. Yeah. That's

the butterfly. It's the one that was like, right? Oh, yeah, I think that's that's like a bad heart. I was one of the guys I got one. It was black and red. And I was like, here's the cat's cradle. Wait. And it's a great boy. I'm on it. Right? Getting into you. It was right around the time I got into juggling as well. So I was really just rocking the whole time.

How long have you started juggling? Did you get the clubs? Yeah, I did. Did you ever have a good night's juice? That was a fun conversation I have with Katie when we were unpacking the new house. Excited bunch of stuff in storage and I found my clubs. And I was like, oh yeah, I used to do this when I was super super. You're super smart.

You're the one who's a different friend. I like cover them up. You're from the previous game. Just like eating things, just like really nasty stuff. Yeah, so like any of them just, not juggling. Yeah, and you just like that, you know, severe butt stuff. I don't know. So you're gonna get bad porn.

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Chug. Chug. No, no. I don't know. This is Princess Peach, by the way. Princess Peach? Yeah, oh yeah, I'm William Luigi, right? Yeah.

That's probably the coolest fucker than other one. So if I'm really like, I, it's Bowser. You don't like call it your flaps or something no somewhere somewhere some more sweating right now I'm so many slash fiction I can they're can and now I'm talking about it another castle Bowser's in Princess's castle yeah oh I mean you brought it up to you. We just ruined like everything about Mario. No, we We upgraded it. No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. Well, that's disappointing. Let's give it one. Excalibur. Excalibur? Yeah. So it only comes out once every 200 years. No, I'm not. I named Arthur? I was about to be child-lifty.

Now the king of England people are just coming around just trying to tug at it. You are not worthy. Like your dixies have just not there. So you're like no, no. Oh, it's you, you're the one! I don't like that name. Arthur? No, it's caliber.

Oh, it's caliber not. It's too complicated. It's a thing shorter caliber. I'm not intentional or not, but that was awesome. Yeah, something shorter to match. Yeah. You're really thinking about this. We have a baby book anywhere we can go through. Wait, is that how you went through and pick your opinion? Yeah, Charlie, you know, my babynames.com. This one you were in person love.

We're like the most popular names of the year. We're from the guys and girls. Charlie, someone can start that website using the promo code. Let's call it the diamond and the rough. Because then, you know, whatever lady you're with. I can make a clitoris. The lady you're with. Whatever lady you're with whatever lady like his wife his wife you could name that the cave of wonders and so If you're not worthy it bites it off

back into the diamond if you want to get into night she's like who just does my Barbara is one-man would you not be insulted you know

she's the magic carpet no she has the magic carpet yes I can show you my jefar I think we should call the rise monger. The rising monger. Yeah, we'll call the dark night. Shrek. I'm sorry, the urban night. Wait Yo Wishy-be

Hey, speaking is through the back of the bill is gonna sweet work this is a semi-racist segue speaking of Irving I've been watching the boondocks No, the good band name. Oh, that's good. Yeah, I imagine our segue with big ribs I'm just gonna say that podcast 300 is next week Yeah, it's good to almost be there. Yeah, it's a yeah, it's gonna be a special one I don't want to give away details yet. They're so fine. I think but 300 so make sure you tune in Same bad time same bad channel The boot ducks. Yeah, so I never so when I when it was when I was a kid a young lad

You know me and Charlie would hang out at night Making that sound and like I just never I never really got into it because I didn't like know the characters really and I just like I would watch an episode like here and there. Yeah, but since it's on Netflix now or the first two seasons are And if I start watching it it's amazing. It's such a great show. It also makes I really cannot quote that show at all No, you can't yeah, that's the worst part. It's like it's like really cannot quote that show at all. No, you can't. That's the worst part. It's like, it's like a friend word.

It's like it's like Lamar and GJ5. Best quotes in the game can't say. Yeah, can't do that without getting a stern look. Yeah, yeah, no. Boundox is fucking incredible. It's a really smart show. It's a really smart show. I'll do recommend it's all the animation

part of this game. Person. That's from a video. No one will say, no.. What you got there John. I got another thing to read You've heard Gus talk over and over about alpha brain the I'm gonna ruin this nootropic from on it Just just pass over that he uses to help focus more and to better balance the many tasks He faces every day whether it is organizing a large event the podcast, or taking video games to the next level, he is definitely at his best with alpha brain and you can be too.

This weekend, take advantage of Onits Black Friday and Cyber Monday Sale and save 25% visit onit.com slash rooster teeth that's oennit.com slash rooster teeth. What's going on? That's just rude. I really want to let you catch you. I really want to take on I just capped you. I really want to take on it some point because I don't remember my dreams ever and all that Gus ever talks about is how like he remembers his dreams and they're like really

tripping cool dreams. I hate my dreams. No, I have the worst dreams ever. That makes so much sense. Alright, go ahead and tell one more. No, I just like, so I've talked to him before about taking his anxiety medication and I have this theory that it keeps all of my anxiety away throughout the day and it just plays all that shit out of my dreams.

Oh god. I had a dream last night that I stayed like for the highlight rules. I had to like explain to Matt why I should keep my job. That was my dream last night. Yeah, I think that's I will cut this word once. Oh, thank god. Do you know what I wish I think should be a rule is that when you are finally out of school and well beyond it, you should no longer have the scary, didn't study for the

test the day dreams. So I've had a couple of dreams. I've had a couple of them. Because those are the most anxiety written dreams that you just wake like those are worse than like the, the stabbing clown dreams. I would have dreams like that and I would wake up in the middle of the night and like go to my backpack and start writing on paper like I need to finish my homework or some shit.

I would have the dreams where I forgot I had a class. I was the first class, I was like, oh shit, it's final. I never went to that class and then yeah, that's terrifying. I did it. So I was gonna say Katie has the same thing where she has terrible dreams. And she'll wake up pissed off at me

because of what DreamJack did in her dream. And it's like, God, DreamJack's an asshole apparently. Yeah, and so, yeah. And I was like that where she was like, did I do something mean to you recently? I was like, no, you're fine. Okay, my dream was not your amount of me. Well, that's not me, Aaron.

I think I might have had a dream where I was worried that the extra live stream was the next day and I hadn't made the poster. I think I might have had that. Nice. It's just like a stick figure with boobs. I'm making it guys, I made it. All my anxiety dreams are all RTX related. Yeah, all the time.

But I actually had a dream in, sorry, in college that I thought was real for a week. Whoa. I woke up from it thinking it was something that actually happened. It was a dream where I was enrolled in a class that I didn't know about until I got an email saying like your exam is tomorrow. And I was like, oh shit, I didn't buy the book. I don't know what this class is about or anything. And I honestly thought it was real for a week straight until I had like for some reason. Am I actually like-

You finally checked your email like a kid and you're like, what is this? Yeah, it was the most historic, interesting thing. You know, sometimes in like TV shows, you'll see like a character is knocked out for whatever reason and they wake up for a second and they go,, what is this? Yeah, it was the most historic, anti-thing. You know, sometimes in like TV shows, you'll see like a character is knocked out for whatever reason, and they wake up for a second, and they go, what's going on? And all the characters go, oh no, you're dreaming, you're dreaming, it's just a dream,

and then they go back to sleep. And they're like, that never happens. That happened to me in college. Really? Yeah. I got really fucking drunk, of course. This other girl was really fucking drunk, nice. And I passed out.

No, no carry No No No No No No You guys don't do it, you watch more spicy than I do

I was doing the nice version, you guys are doing the bad version, right? Yeah Capture ass No, so we were both drunk It was the second time in my life where i ever got blackout drunk uh... and i woke up in bed and she was sitting on the bed next to me apparently i was not doing well

and she told me she loved me and then i passed back out and the next day i'm hanging out with her and she's acting like nothing happened because we were like an item or anything like this like really good friends and i like i didn't know if it was a dream or not. So then I was gonna say it and I go, oh, nothing. And then she did the same.

She's like, no, tell me, no, tell me, no, tell me. So I told her, and she's like, no, that's cute though. And then like a year later, like we ended up dating and stuff and then like a year later, she was like, yeah, I totally said that. I was like, you bitch! Oh yeah! It was wrong.

So she made you go on thinking that she didn't actually say. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're not. She eventually tell you that she'll do for like for realsies. What? What? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That girls name Sherry Caw Cross. It's God damn it. Good job. Let's keep drinking again. Yeah. Sherry Caw Cross. Sherry Caw Cross. That's your sister. That's a female version of me. That's your that's your that's like your your drag queen. Yeah. Yeah. That when you put on the wings. I smear on the lipstick. Yeah. I'm I put on the Ruby outfit. So dude I can't tell you how many tweets I got saying I've got great gams. Literally that freezing gams. That's a word I haven't heard. What several days ago. It's another product that we're making here at Roostery was wearing a dress Oh, I don't know what games are like legs legs legs. Oh, yeah, that's what I was Oh, what's the cool about?

I I heard the legs thing I heard the phrase before I was like mouth or gums. I thought that's what games met What are you doing trying to hit Jack was stuff? Yeah, I got I got I look good in red lipstick and I got I think he's got a pretty mouth mouth so I didn't know apparently Monday It's like a man crush Monday or something like that. I never once received a tweet about that in my life until I showed up And address on the internet now I get a fear of those so Sup the chicks that dig dudes and chick outfits It was really cold in that thing

You also broke it. I also brought oh my god. Yeah, that's I apologize to Anna who made that outfit So she made it specifically for you or is that no? No, it's more Lindsey. Oh my god. You look at the back. It's like completely open Yeah, there isn't fit my one of the reasons I wore that cape was to cover up the fact that my back is completely exposed You can also secure it and it's very accurate Yeah, but tell the roosters. it's very accurate, yeah. But tell me, Roosters, that's like, this is an awesome series. Yeah, it's been going really well. It's fun to watch too because we filmed it. The filming process for that was super,

super crazy. And it's fun for me watching it too because I didn't see the scenes that other people were in. And it's like, oh, so that's how that plays out. Yeah, it's fun. You were telling me that you really liked Lindsay and I seen from episode two, I think? Oh my god. Yeah, because jellyfish, a poise, and this is shit. Yeah. Like that whole bit was super fun. I love when Lindsey goes. Yeah.

It was a little tongue-in. Yeah. I didn't even notice that when we were actually filming that. It's really reminiscent of the early R.T. shorts because it captures like those small personality quirks that you get by knowing the people. And you know, it's like, I think it plays that up. And it's crazy how like Josh wrote the whole thing, directed it and editing it all by himself and doing like all the voting process

and all that stuff like. Solid. It was crazy. Yeah, it was funny seeing him like we'd be shooting one scene. And I'm like, what are you doing? It goes writing the next scene. Like it was crazy. And a lot of it was fun too.

He let us do tons of improv and shit, which was. For the most part, also when we were about to film, it would be like, all right, we're gonna be ready for you in five minutes. Oh, here's the by the way. Yeah, I'm like, oh cool Let me memorize these eight monologues I have right now. I love to see like his blueprint of the series because you know There's like Easter eggs and stuff leading throughout every episode So it's kind of like I'd like to see what you know he had as a crazy person wall

Exactly all the strings time. Yeah, exactly Yeah, I know yeah, it's awesome It's fun getting to work with a bunch of different people like Ryan and I I'd never done anything with Ryan and we improbbed a lot of that stuff which was like really fun to play off of each other. Same thing with Chris. Yeah. It was just like, yeah, it's really fun getting to work with people that you don't normally work with. Yeah. It will be all of them myself. Did you see Bernie's sweet to Josh? Yes, I just like, should I do anything special because of the episode I die? Yeah, that was fucking funny. Like you're such an asshole. Funny guy that burns so funny, but yeah, I really don't look at me John. I always look at you.

Why don't you look at me? No, we have our special time. Yeah, we do stop throwing stuff John night message back and forth on aim. It's typically me saying I hate John or I love him What do the others like either extreme? it's either I hate you with a patch of a thousand sons or you're my favorite. Yeah, I saw that was a in response to the smite tournament thing because we had to change the schedule. Oh, yeah, scheduling stuff. Yeah, that's fun. Because you tried to schedule. We make so much goddamn content at Rooster T. It's like trying to get a bunch of people at a room together at the same time is

very, very difficult now. Yeah. It's like, yeah. So that's like filming Tendell Roosters was a challenge for them. Yeah. Because it's like, especially with the Aegean Mhunters who you guys are busy as shit and like trying to get people available for a couple hours in a day is very difficult. So because we have, you know, Ryan, Gavin and Michael were all in it and Lindsay. Yeah. And so it was like kind of getting them to bounce around back and forth.

It's like, why are you dressed like the, oh, okay, that's right. You're doing another thing. And then we'd open the door and and there's a camera sitting in front of it. Like, well, we have to go out this way and go the other way. Yeah, we filmed in the kitchen for a couple of days. It was just like, you can't come in. Sorry. I like to wait. We got, we have this brand new studio, this amazing studio with all this space. And we still film the kitchen. We've done that in every single office with that. We done live action short. It's always filmed the guy that's a kitchen. It's probably the nicest little thing. Yeah, I think that's right the sets there

Kitchen set we need to do a cooking show I think Well, Jeff did a cooking I mean like a legit not a one-off As we start my idea of doing a Like how to make cocktails thing for like sponsor cutters, something like that, like warm cocktails for the cold winter nights hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot,

hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot more dollars for my hot toddy. My hot toddy is great. Hot toddy. The slime machine. Is that like, is that your go-to winter girl? Yes, it's a good thing. It's also like a go-to drink to like clear yourself up. Yeah. Cause I was just like, it does just clear whatever you got. Hot toddy is like a warm whiskey drink basically.

Yeah. Sometimes they take whiskey and throw it on my microwave. Mm. Worms you're out of. Do you like eggnog? Like some raw beer. I do. I do. Oh. Kathy made something that was delicious when I was at your place one time. What is your out of? Do you like eggnog, but like some raw beer? Yeah, that's the tasty. Kathy made something that was delicious

when I was at your place one time. It was the... Jack Daniel's winter... Yeah, it was the Jack Daniel's winter blend or whatever winter thing. And apple juice. Well, and I think it was some mulling spices. And that chained it up.

It was like... That was number-steed. Valken purple drink. You're talking about how much you're going to be putting out these days. We're about to unveil a new series. We are this Thursday. X-ray and that.

That's fucking crazy. I can't get over how much I love the look of that. Yeah, it was awesome. It's really good. You guys see that at RTX, right? And then we actually showed, I think most of the first episode of RTX. Yeah, it was, it was like minus a couple scenes. It was und...

It was not finished by any means. Like the sounds still have to be worked on and I think they added more scenes as well. But so if you did see it RTX, it's not gonna be the exact same thing. Yeah, there's more. It's gonna be polished. Even better.

And there's like a whole opening they made and everything like that. Patrick and Peter and Dustin and, we have a whole crew that's just been working on and trying to get back. And then December 1st, we're launching Game Kids, which we'll have more information on pretty soon. That's pretty kick-ass.

We'll teach it on Twitter today. It's just miles on that. We'll have more information in the coming weeks. I don't know why. They're launching us into space. And I know people are still asking about Let's Play Live. We're still kind of finalizing details on it. So we will announce before tickets go on sale,

so don't be like going to the ACL Live website or anything like that and just refreshing over and over. We will announce when tickets are available, so don't worry, we'll give you a heads-up before tickets go on sale, so don't be like going to the ACLI website or anything like that and just refreshing over and over. We will announce when tickets are available, so don't worry, we'll give you a heads up before they go on sale. Just a little minute one to show. Okay. Yeah. Just carry.

Just carry. Just go outside the theater, just hang out there, don't worry, we'll get you. You're outside in the line with your own foldable table that's in line. Yeah. In 64. I was going sage and play my Vita and like, no. You get light on you in the corner. You're not allowed to talk to you. Yeah, I'll be the opener. You're right. Like on a white piece of paper and Charlie meat carrying. Yeah, stick it on. I was imagining you're like, I'm

gonna do some commentary. You can't see it. So I'll just kind of describe what's happening. I'm like, Pokemon walking through the grass. Whoa, Pokemon attack. Random encounter. Oh, who is it? Another zoo bat. Whoa, Pokemon Attack! Random encounter, oh, who is it? Another zoo bat! Okay, no, no. But it's pretty cool. I've had a couple meetings down at ACLive,

and that's an amazing venue, and we're excited. Raise. And so we're excited to be out there. But again, we're going to have more details soon, so please keep an eye out. Yeah. Where should people look? Just on RoosterTeeth.com.

RoosterTeeth. Or my journal. RoosterTeeth.com slash jack. Slash. So I'll post information about that. We'll go I'll make a journal about it, but I know Barbara will push it to the front page. Right. And I'll mostly be on Twitter as well.

Yes, yes, yes, on our new verified Rupert. Oh, yeah, I got the email. Oh my god. I think I was more excited about that than anybody here. Yeah, you're like, but it's pretty exciting. It's pretty text me. He's like, RT's verified. And I was like, oh my god.

And everyone around me was like, what's wrong? I got the email coming in. Because for some reason, I'm on that email account associated with it. I don't know why, but I was like, oh, that's cool. And at first, I saw verified. I was like, oh, shit, did I get the ver- oh, no, RUGGG. Who was that get us? A little blue chat, Mark.

What else? There's a club we go to. No, nothing. That's cool. I feel like it's like a next level. It's so interesting. I was looking through tweets last night and Ethan Embry from a Hardly Wade from Vegas vacation.

He was tweeting and he's verified and he has like twelve thousand followers it's like i've got a thousand followers it has nothing to do with i think it's if you have an agent basically that's a lot of about the again

the john you got a last time you talk down about people on twitter that lasted for forever i was age yeah let's not bring that up. Oh, that's the first call. There's a little bit of that.

It's a Pokemon, right? Pokemon. So like I told the Pokemon, I catch them. They're mine. So it's Scalibur, huh? Yes. And there's a special version of Pikachu that you can put in different outfits to do like costume contest with.

You showed it to the universal studios. And the universal studios, they have warm butter beer now I'm sure yeah well I know okay so I was at I would never mind I was at whole food today and back in in L.A. there is an actual store called Wimsic Alley and it's a it's a fan creating run Harry Potter store but as like it's actually done well and does and isn't like some sketchy thing like and like but as like, it's actually done well and does, and isn't like some sketchy thing, like in like, you know, an alley, it's actually done really well

and they actually have a lot of real cool products. And one of the things they have is the official Harry Trotter one, and book, you shut up. No, very tauter. No, but they have a lot of things. And there they sold bottled butter beer basically. And I hadn't found anywhere but there there and then I was at Whole Foods

Didn't I got so excited I found that? It's like butter scotch root beer basically dude, but a universal have you been have you had butter beer universal? No, it's almost like so it's it's a two-part process is like a it's like a cold almost like a root beer type thing But then they put like this caramel froth on the top. Oh my God, dude. It's like the best thing on the planet. Yes. Yes.

Oh my God. I know. I know. I know. It's like they literally like they like spray something on top of it and it's just like it's the best thing ever. And I haven't been to the new Dio on Alliette. So I need to get back out there.

Katie and I went for our universe or for our honeymoon last year. So where is this like the Simpsons world? That's right across from Dio on Alley. So Universal is broken into two parks. There's islands of adventure and Universal Studios Orlando. And so Universal Studios Orlando has Dio on Alley. It has the Simpsons land that has them in Black Ride. Where's the Fudrama area? There is no Futurama. Oh, that would be amazing. But then they they they have bought license plates at the Simpsons place.

Just like make the Simpsons white set of yellow and then it's Futurama. Do you shut the fuck up? Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Come here. But then they know it was a bit sure that's where they have that's where they have hogs me.

And so and then they have they have Hogwarts Express you can ride back and forth. Oh shit. She's like high for one after the course. Yeah. Yeah. And then they don actually have like an optical illusion where you can see people walking through the thing. Oh, yeah.

And then, but yeah, I'm a team park super nerd. So like, You used to work at Disney World, right? I worked at Disney World twice. And that was, or I worked at Disney, it's now Disney's Hollywood studios, but it was Disney and GM studios when I was there.

I've only been to University of Hollywood, and I only went there I think once. So it was back in the day. It was like, let's go see the water world show. Oh, I love that show. It was a good show. But I do remember the scariest part was that there's the tram ride that goes through the tram ride

if I took it back to the bus. The back lot tour. And I remember getting to the jaws part. And so I was like, I was probably 9, you know, nine or 10 at the time. And I was sitting where I couldn't see the entire view of everything. And it wasn't until there's a point where jaws actually comes about the water really right next to the tram. And that might have been like the most scary moment of my life. Like, yeah, because like seeing like at that age, seeing like a real life like jaws kind of thing coming at you.

Yeah. And for what is worth the jaws right in Orlando is where Diagon Alley is sitting now. They actually got rid of they had a whole amanyville area or yeah, amanyville and they got rid of all that and they put up the new Diagon Alley stuff. I'm sure you can write and set them in the most normal.

So speaking of like creepy animatronics, are you guys familiar with five nights at Freddy's? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got excited. So Aaron gonna play that fuck no like she gets anxiety watching that shit she was watching the game grumps play at one time at the office and screamed in the middle everyone really she's like really sorry she's terrified of animatronics we should say yeah she's got

automatic phobia which it's also a scary game it's also scary yeah so that's a lot of transformers I'm scared of all the transformers movies Personified I don't know that's a little different. I would get a What shut up here Works just yeah, I'm the worst I hate you the least buddy. All right, so five nights pretty chill So if you guys if you guys for those of you watching and are listening five nights at Freddy's is a game That was released on PC. It's a little anything or essentially you're a guy working the night shift as a security guard at what's more or less a Chuckie cheese called a Freddy fast bear's pizza or something like that.

And you get these recorded messages left for you by the previous night guard that's trying to give you advice on how do you work these five nights at the establishment. And on the first night he tells you yeah so the animatronics kind of just like to roam around at night at the establishment. And on the first night he tells you, yeah, so the animatronics kind of just like to roam around at night of management, let's do that sort of of the servos don't lock up. But there's a few bugs. If they see you, they're probably going to view you as a metal endoskeleton that's outside of an animal costume, which is against rules here at Frady's Pizza. So they'll probably try to forcefully stuff you into one of these suits if they find you, which wouldn't be a problem if they weren't filled with like wires and spikes and stuff.

So you'll probably be dead. So the whole game is like these things are coming for you and you have to manage switching to your cameras and doors. To try and make sure like you have to close doors to keep them fitting in, but you can only use so much power, otherwise the doors fail, and they don't put a bill. Get your buns. Yeah. Apparently they have limited power and checking cheese. Yeah, apparently.

Okay. Um, more or less scary than PT. Let's get well, uh, let's get, yeah, let's get. For me, paranormal, paranormal stuff really freaks me out. Yeah, me too. Uh, which is where I'm going with this. So they recently released Five Nights at Freddy's too. And, uh, you know, most of the time, it's already.

Ten Nights at Freddy's. When you, when you, when you play the game, you think, you know, the story's been presented to you. There's robots, they've got weird software, they try and stuff you into stuff. Well, the guy that made the game posted a YouTube comment saying, hey, there's more going on in the story, you just need to look closely.

Everybody's like, what the fuck does this motherfucker mean? So apparently, when you're playing the game, when you're looking at a certain camera feed, they'll be like posters and say like, what the fuck does this motherfucker mean? So apparently, when you're playing the game, when you're looking at a certain camera feed, there'll be like posters to say like, we love pizza, let's eat, stuff like that. Every now and then, you'll go to one of those camera feeds. The posters are great. And the poster will be replaced with a newspaper clipping. And you have to take a screenshot of it because there's no way you can read it fast enough while you're playing the game.

So this happens randomly on several different camera feeds when you take them all together they actually form the story about how years ago there were five kids that went missing at the pizzeria apparently they were lured into the back by some dude wearing a Freddy costume and uh... yet

they went missing due to arrested because it was proven he kidnapped them but they could never find the bodies years past and uh... parents visiting the place start to talk about how the suit's started to smell. She's a bit of a trauma. She's a trauma. And a trauma.

You said trauma. No, I didn't. Let's fight. Riveting. So, so they start saying how the animal traumas are, they have this terrible odor How sometimes they can see blood and mucus around the eyes and mouth holes on these things and There's this whole like crazy story that goes into it like that

There was like the the company was once doing really poorly and then they tried to reboot the thing and then some dude got Bit in the head that's referred to as the bite of 87 and there's like this crazy rich deep Lauren back story game And then bite of eighty step. Oh, that's a fucking sweet pan Yeah, just go to the wiki and look this stuff up. I just think that's absolutely Awesome that you'd put that much story into a game and not even necessarily tell the play about it They have to go for more of the people to pay attention, you know, like that that's like it like grant a thought of five Actually has a whole, like, crazy shit going on about like murderers, even fight dead bodies and stuff, like in the game.

These huge strikes in that game. Yeah. There's a ghost there that's walking up. Yeah, there's a whole thing, so there's a, there's a, there's a subreddit called Chilliad, I think it's Chilliad Mystery. And so there's a whole, like, crazy subplot thing where people are trying to find these hidden easter eggs in the game and they've been've been like going at it for a full year now Like every update they add a little bit of new stuff and like maybe I would guess at most

Maybe there's 400 people on the planet looking for this shit, but they're still putting stuff in for those 400 people And that's so awesome. I love like a ARG. Yeah, I did an ARG called a Metacortex. It was about the Matrix Oh really? It was like it was like a fan group that did one kind of based on the Matrix. It was cool. It's shit. And it was one of those deals and was like, I had no idea what this was, but I was gonna go along with it. I ended up like they had an I had an aim conversation of one of the characters in the actual thing. Yeah, it was like they had a crazy webcam shit. I remember for the night snow album, you're zero. They did like a big air G. Yeah. And And they actually bust people out too.

Like a secret show where they're playing and character and shit like that. It was fucking awesome. Actually, the portal 2 one was fun. That was pretty cool. Halloween Horror Nights going back to Universal. They did one on their website. And the people who finished it, they found this key.

They flew them to Universal for the first night of Halloween Horror Nights. And they dressed them up in robes and stuff. And they got to be part of like the opening night show. That's pretty cool. Catch it, so you're having a cool day. That's like, the people go all out for that stuff.

I love that. I love when you reward the people who are super serious about something. Yeah. Doesn't happen often. I love watching those people figure out. And being always a step behind. Yeah. By the way, I'm saying the video explaining.

Yeah. Sponsors watching live. They're 13 Easter eggs hidden in this podcast good luck finding them Yeah, I did you'll know yeah, once you find the rabbit hole Most of the time I'm Charlie the trail Get all of them in your gut Charlie. I think it's what you meant to say actually I did one They did one for a tron for tron legus are The the neutron movie whatever and they actually had one here in Austin where they announced they like a location Need to go to and then show up there's someone wearing a Flynn lives t-shirt Huh, and they had to say like I have to get what you to say a code word and they would hand you a cell phone

And then they would just ring and then it was someone saying you have to go to this location and find this thing And I ended up like I was actually the downtown office like old color or the old Congress office And I was sitting there waiting for it and I got the the information I jumped in my card hauled ass and I was like just five seconds behind the guy in front of me. And so I follow this guy, and we ultimately went around a corner, and there was a wallet like hidden under a tree, and he opened it up and had a bunch of stuff about Flynn and a bunch of stuff about the characters, and then like there was a code.

They had to go to a website and then every one across the whole, you know, the planet really was like Paris and all over the US. They had to put a code in to make a screenshot from the new movie and then it like released the trailer really. It was cool as hell. Wow. Actually, I put together a little video of me going out there. So that's some of my personal YouTube accounts. So I'm sure we can leave it in the comments. That was probably four or five years ago, I guess. So that's pretty neat. Cool. Well, that's pretty neat. Cool. It's about time we wrap things up.

Oh, that's crazy. I had fun. Yeah. John, do you like sitting in the commander's chair? I like this chair. Yeah, he's good at that. Whenever John's there, I make him do the chair. So he reads the ad.

Make him do the chair. Make him do the chair. Yeah. And that's how you master it without doing a hand job. Do the chair. Do the chair. Is it pocket chair? So I guess tune in tomorrow for all these screenplay when stay for the patch and Thursday for all the stuff.

And next round. And next round. And next round. Thanks for giving. And thank you for Thanksgiving. Yeah, we're going to be next week. Special podcast. 300.

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