Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #300

Episode Date: December 2, 2014

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers will learn that an Anthony Mackie comes a new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-octane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church. Twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock. How do you book of your choice? Go to audible.com slash ruster tea. Audible.com slash ruster tea. This episode is brought to you by tipsyelves.com.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Turn heads to your next holiday party with these funny, crazy and cozy sweaters, Christmas apparel and gifts. Save 20% off your entire purchase at tipsyelves.com with the code T. Save 20% off your entire purchase at tipsyelves.com with the code T. Oh, just stop running rubbish. T Oh, it's a stop-ring rubbish. I thought I was gonna be a big pop and it was nothing. I wanted to scare everybody So this is our 300th podcast and we are in the middle of production on laser teams So we thought it'd be a good idea to come out to the laser team set enjoy the magic to come out to the laser team set. Enjoy the magic of film.
Starting point is 00:01:43 We're actually on location outside of Austin. It's one of the rare times that we're gonna be off site, really, I think, for. We're off site for quite a while, this time. And it's cold, and we've been in it. I've lost and I meant it, right? So we've planned it to be as cold as possible. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:01 So you've got to get the cold breath vapor that you can't get on a warm day We were gonna put that in digitally. Come on. That would have been nice You have to digitally remove it. I don't think you can write that into a script I don't think they're right like exterior Tommy day field we day 70 degrees. We did too. Hey scene last week the last scene that we shot It got super cold at night And it was it there was swimming pool and people swimming.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Yeah. And then we were trying to get people to like, not show their foggy breath. You know, you have to do is you have to put ice in your mouth. Yeah. And that makes your breath so cold that it doesn't, you know, fog up essentially. When you exhale.
Starting point is 00:02:39 First of all, let's introduce ourselves for everyone who can't see our lovely faces and are listening at home. This is Bernie Burns. I'm Barbara Dunkelman. I'm... Damn it. It didn't work.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Yeah, it twisted this way. And I've been told on the cowardly lion in this. Matt, what are you wearing? Is that a ring you're thinking? I think so or a caribou or a muppet. It might be just a muppet. It's all three actually. I think actually this is actually how you become a muppet.
Starting point is 00:03:02 As you wake up with this one day. Do you think that's what muppet are? And then you start seeing the show. People that you see. I think this is actually how you become a muppet. Is you wake up with this one day? Do you think that's what muppet are? And you start seeing the show soon. I think they are. I think you get transformed. It's like some kind of voodoo curse. And I'm going to be fausibayer in like the next week and a half. Gavin is criticizing the popper. I was upset because they didn't make a pop. It was a spring, which made it same because I did have an ambient face. No gunpowder. You don't get the nice smell.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Yeah, just you don't get the nice smell. Yeah, just you don't get the nice smell. It sounds like, after it took him like five minutes, it said his ovigate, oh, it's crap. Not that you were bad at twisting stuff, but apparently that this is a poor design. It reminds me of the poppers that we used on immersion that I could not for the life of me use.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Yeah, yeah, tough time. I think we don't mean, those were like this big, like we're like the size of a poster. They kept giving them to us on the set of the go on the and I kept trying to hit Chris Demarest in the head while he was upright in the camera There's something about the way those things are packed that if you aim them not up, but like like outwards They come out like a huge wild like a shotgun
Starting point is 00:03:57 So you can actually hurt somebody with that yep Do you hurt somebody? No, someone aimed at me. Anyone? Was Gavin? It might have been actually. I think yes. Did you catch one of those spools up pieces of confetti? Yeah, I'm not going to have to watch out. Yeah, it's most of like unfurl as it comes out.
Starting point is 00:04:15 But if you fire it straight, there's no one furling. I think in the ending shot of immersion, there's a red mark on my face. Yeah. I think that's where it hit me. Because you got hit with a fully furled confetti cannon. Fully furled. I want to be complained about one thing, but Lacey, I'm not sure what I'm talking about, Lacey, because it's been the last 33 days of our lives have been
Starting point is 00:04:33 making that movie. That's true. Well, it's 33 days of production. So longer on the calendar, if you include weekends. Let's make it sound better. But the only complaint that I have is not enough of these Every time we shoot the temperature dropped and then on the weekends the temperature was perfectly That way it was 70 degrees two days ago I turn on my air condition has been brutal actually Barbara said when we were at the high school location You said that's the coldest you've ever been your whole life. It was the coldest I've been and okay I need to go. When we did shoot it in Antarctica. You folks so I don't know why I don't know why we would go high school for all stadium and air artica but you know I tweeted that night. Let's all make a agreement by the way
Starting point is 00:05:16 on the podcast going forward is that we no longer has to preface a complaint with I need to complain about something just go ahead and complain. Okay we're gonna complain about something. Can we do that off the podcast as well? Just complain about the complaint immediately? I tweeted that one over the podcast. We're gonna complain. Yeah, I tweeted that night about how it was cold and how we were in the war.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Yeah. Every single fucking reply, there must have been 300 replies saying. Let me guess. They said they sent you the screenshot of the Temperature wherever they live no okay there was two replies there was aren't you from Canada oh that would I see yeah and the second reply was way colder where I am yeah so you get screenshots of like the temperature where they but here's the thing they weren't wearing what I was wearing at the time on a football field that was windy as fuck they They might have been. For 12 hours.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Barbara was in full pads. She was an offensive align. What I have, okay. They meant like period pads. No, come on. Period. Because that's what my brain goes to first. Why would that be? For some of the period.
Starting point is 00:06:17 You were wearing that. Why would that be silly thing? It would just make you warmer, just in one place. Yeah, exactly. Not if you were covered in that. There's been a lot of complaints about temperature a lot of complaints about it just for me But I actually do prefer the cold weather versus being hot all the time because I think if we were hot on Camera we would look worse you can play in it just type out everything No, who's the last complaint on set so far?
Starting point is 00:06:41 Probably Bernie Me over Michael and Gavin? No, was it a complaint? You're completely constantly. You don't complain about stuff you're involved. I felt bad for Michael the other day because it was it was freezing cold. Oh, no, no. And Michael was dripping wet like he had to be like, like head to toe, just soggy.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Yeah. Like wet bread, period bread. Yeah. And and I felt bad. I felt so bad for him. I was getting colder and colder as we went on. And there was one point I was like, look at him at the monitor. I was like, he's not white enough. I got a call makeup, you know, and to get him wet. And I tried to do it quietly. So because I think it's part of like the dread of knowing they're going to come spray you and
Starting point is 00:07:20 make you wetter while it's colder. That's, you know, that's as bad as actually when you get wet come spray you and make you wetter while it's colder. That's, you know, that's as bad as actually when you get wet, that anticipation. And so I said very quietly to the makeup moment who's next to me, can you go make Michael wetter? He's not wet enough. And he heard me from across the yard. And he goes, I hate you so much.
Starting point is 00:07:37 I heard you say that. I heard you said I'm wet enough, stop it. That would be a total miscalculation, by the way, because one time they did catch him off guard. And that was where we almost lost him Yeah, he almost called the quits I think I think it's just the idea of getting dry again and then getting wet again That's pretty part of it. That's a big part of it It is hard off often to get water to read on camera like rain. Yeah, can sometimes you really have to get really thick
Starting point is 00:08:00 And really actually get it show up. Yeah, well we shot through a rain. Oh, you did? Oh, you weren't there that day. But yeah, we shot through a rain and it was in with Bernie. Yeah. And you can't tell. Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't look rainy at all.
Starting point is 00:08:11 I also didn't realize in so many movies because I saw them doing it on laser team, that they sprayed down the sidewalks and all the roads around where you're shooting just a kind of night. I never realized they did that. Spoilers, by the way. Now you're like, what there's roads in our movie? There's the roads at night in the movie.
Starting point is 00:08:27 What, right. Well, what they'll do is they'll wet down the roads and kind of like surface so that it like looks more reflective and pretty. Now that you've seen that though, you'll see it in every movie that's like all the roads are reflective. And that's why. Well, even just being on set and watching you guys do all the takes,
Starting point is 00:08:40 it's like, it makes you think about the way production works so much more. And now it's like whenever I watch a movie and like that was probably eight takes. They probably had to reset that. Oh yeah. That's a good run for you though. That can be a bad deal. Well, your life, Matt, it was always good about like spotting people's like wardrobe and stuff in movies. We went to one movie and she could tell me like what scenes they shot on certain days because they were wearing the same wardrobe that like two different parts of the movie.
Starting point is 00:09:05 And she has them as a shot that at the same time. I was like, he's bought that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I can remember what you guys are supposed to be wearing. If we didn't have all the people doing that, you guys could show up in like jeans and a t-shirt
Starting point is 00:09:17 for every scene, it would be like perfect. Well, I'd say that's, you know, a big change for this production versus other stuff. And it's going to be as we, now, especially with the full-screen thing, as we go bigger and bigger, we're going to have more productions like this, is that we have people who just, like, do one thing. Like, I'm trying to, like, I'm talking around something here, but it's like, like, one of the things that I wear is three different departments are in charge of the thing that I wear. Like one, the wardrobe department is in charge of one part of my costume, even though it's part of the costume,
Starting point is 00:09:51 the props department is in charge of that, and then make-ups in charge of another part of it as well. So it's like, and then sound, and then sound, and then if you're doing a stunt that day, they might load you up with stuff too, which there's been a lot of stunts in this thing as well. And like no department touches each other whatsoever, right? Well, just like if you have, I think I have a problem with this thing, they're like, hold on, let me get the person you can help you with it. And then the person props comes by. Because if it gets fucked up, then yeah, big deal responsibility. Being talent on screen, you basically just get fiddled with a lot.
Starting point is 00:10:20 You get dittoed constantly. I mean, you have a full time fiddler didler. Yeah. He is for you. Both the other and a didler, which is quite rare. Well, actually, you call the fiddler first and then you get the diddler. I need to move up. All right, all right.
Starting point is 00:10:35 We're talking about this because the movie's not going to come out for like six months. So at least, right? What is it coming out? You need people to ask me. We'll people keep asking this and they we don't actually know. We're going to try to release it sometime in 2015. Yes. We've said that much already.
Starting point is 00:10:48 That's a year. We'd love to do it in the spring. We don't know if that'll work out or not. But then if we don't, we'll probably do it in the fall. Right. We probably won't release it during the summer before not sure. We probably should release it during the summer, probably. Budget time for when I get replaced by Michael J. Fox.
Starting point is 00:11:02 It's exactly. You've been who was the original guy? Eric Stolt. Eric Stolt. You've been recast his Erick by Eric Stolt. With the rest of that. How long did it take for that to come out that Eric Stolt was in back to the future? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Just like conversation. Oh, my God. The first day should be so just so horrible to have to have because the first thing he's going to ask is, but we shot a lot of scenes Are you gonna you're gonna re-shoot those scenes? Yeah, yeah? Well, what do they do because they must have gone to Christopher Lloyd and said hey That's what we want to bring up. We changed the kid who's playing Marty They just said oh, we got to do some pickups
Starting point is 00:11:44 They said nothing. And he was like, um, Robert, uh, this, this guy looks different. Looks like a kid. He says, make up something's like, no, no, you're just, you're, it's fine. You could probably do it now. You would notice you by doing that. It's kind of all the Lloyd might not notice. Does he now? Because he is old and back to the future. I don't know we were we were on a tour with him at Down in Australia He was part of the celebrity guest at the how would you describe him? Would you wear gussies right now? She'd point out. Yeah, I was the same and that's for Australia. So Gus is is he currently flying back in the air?
Starting point is 00:12:17 He was nice, but he wasn't Young It was nice, but he wasn't young because that'd be that's a wrap, that's just a mark against someone. Because you have a conversation with him. Yes, he's like back and forth, back and forth. And he was, and you were just talking to him, and he'd be like, and then you were talking to him, and he'd be like, and then you finished talking, and he was like,
Starting point is 00:12:38 What? You think they're gonna make go back and make any of back to future movies or they completely done with that I'm sure that's one of those things that they'll reboot at some point, right? We I reboot I could see Yeah, like Marty's kids, but maybe like have like Just show it is like a cameo somewhere totally makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so speaking of which boots are Sorry, what speaking of which what? Star Wars trailer came out. Did you guys watch the Star Wars trailer?
Starting point is 00:13:10 Yeah, you can see that a reboot man. Well every time that they go into doing what those Those three it kind of feels like a reboot, you know, because they changed so much and there's not really like there's no story that's defined You know, but it was but it's not the same and it's kind of like the way that term, like, what's the movie? I'm thinking like the amazing Spider-Man movies, like they're different, but they're still reboots, you know, like they have a different they don't have Mary Jane, they have the other Yeah, but Toby McWire never happened in that universe, but all the style was stuck in the choir and never happened in that universe.
Starting point is 00:13:42 Go ahead and do universe. Oh, this is what we do. So this is what we do. Gavin says something like that. Gus and I will usually pause it. What did Gavin mean when he said that? Toby and the wire never happened in that universe. Right. What do you think he meant by that?
Starting point is 00:13:55 No, it all star was. The lean in barricade tell you help me out here. What does Gavin mean? He's a Toby McGuire never happened in that universe. I thought he was an explodation star wars. I'm lost right now. He's a Toby McGuire never happened in that universe as an explanation So what he's saying is that when they redid the new Spider-Man movies with Andrew Garfield that the Toby McGuire Peter Parker never existed in that in that it's a totally different day All the stuff in the new Star Wars all the previous Star Wars has happened Except for all the stuff they threw out
Starting point is 00:14:25 Like what they threw out all the expanded universe stuff Well, that was never in the movies that is true and that's exactly what they said is they said now I don't know necessarily know they threw it out But they basically said that if it's in the movies it's canon and it doesn't matter if it like goes against something in one of the expanded Universe like novels or comics or whatever If it's in the movies it's canon even if it's the Star Trek right well actually that's not even true Star Trek they got rid of what was in the movies as well when they re-booted Star Trek yeah because they did the whole time thing and like
Starting point is 00:14:57 everything changed in time so nothing's the same anymore so that's why they were able to bring with the whales they had no no no no no no no no no no no no the GGA Abrams Star Trek. Oh, that new one. Like those big day Abrams Star Trek's like have nothing to do with anything else that's ever happened in Star Trek before except for Spock who came back from that universe into the day. But then they switched it like they had Khan. Yeah. Was a different guy. I need to explain him and everything and he didn't have his cool in accent, but he did have an accent. So there's a huge debate about the Star Wars trailer.
Starting point is 00:15:26 One of the biggest things is the lightsaber, which people really upset about. But then also there's a voiceover in. The cross lightsaber? Yeah, with the hilt. I saw really funny Photoshop of another guy holding. It's got a little, yeah. Another guy holding a lightsaber
Starting point is 00:15:40 that looked like a Hanukkah menorah with like all the lights as the different candles. People will make a lot of anything. Do with like all the lights as the different candles people will make One of anything do you remember when the iPhone 5 came out people were photoshopping images of it like being this long Like it was the biggest thing ever now when I see an iPhone 5 after heaven to 6 it seems like the smallest phone I'm afraid it's plus don't you I'm so that's what 3g. I have the monster Matt Matt has like every Apple product ever made Matt has an iPod that has a fire wire port on the iPod The first one yeah yeah, yeah, glad with the mechanical wheel with the mechanical wheel
Starting point is 00:16:10 That's right. Yeah, yeah, and actually had a very cool celebrity sighting that no one else is gonna think a celebrity That's related to this when I was I was in Hawaii over the little Thanksgiving break Steve Jobs Yes, no, but and the closest as close as you can would actually be interested in that if it was he saw Steve jobs It was Johnny I've been who Johnny I was yeah, I British is he's I think you saw Johnny I've yeah, wow He was wearing a No, no, just just walk across the street. Yeah, let me see if I know who you're talking about I think who you're talking about is the guy who designed all of the Apple products Is that Johnny I've Johnny I've is the guy whenever they release a new project product
Starting point is 00:16:56 They'll film a guy against a white screen with a bald head and he'll walk along about how magical it is and how it's just magic And it's like look I'm a wizard look what I've made. I'm so magic You know, it's accent and his voice makes everything sound amazing. It does And that's what I was like I was in like a like a coffee shop or something and I was he's so my hurts I'm be explaining something. I was like I Want to buy whatever he's I don't know who this person is Was it was it was it was it was he
Starting point is 00:17:26 sitting at what gets a white wall? Like white white background. Exactly. Yeah. We should can we pan the camera over and see like what our other choice for background was today? That was just we can pan that one around there. So this enormous green screen was our other choice but we thought that might not be the best representation of the laser team set. People think we have all digital sets. We have these green screen for a lot of stuff. Look at me tracking Mark. We also did shoot against that green screen. We did. We did a lot. This one in particular. Yeah, yeah, that's a big one. We left those titles. We could have chosen a different background and I could have chosen a different hat,
Starting point is 00:17:58 but this is what you get. Speaking of which, let's not look back. I'm just gonna read something about what could have been. I'm just gonna read something really fast and not. Let's have a flashback now. I'm just gonna read about what could it be? It's gonna read something really fast and not let's have a flashback now Camera this has a pocket too. I just noticed that a pocket for your party popper It's actually supposed to be for your hands. Are you save it for later? Are you saving your pop? What what's up with you with Meg? Why is Meg gotten so addicted to party poppers like they're everywhere is she yeah? My gun the wrong way? You just follow the arrow. I heard a huge click there.
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Starting point is 00:19:37 were provided by Tipsy Else. Did they also do Matt's hat? Matt's hat as well. Really? So you couldn't have chosen it. I could not. We actually picked that sweater out for you. You thought it would look nice the
Starting point is 00:19:45 blue blue thank you and I love the detailing on it you look like a guy called Roger I call through plays golf on Christmas Eve yeah I just I think about my like my I don't have my beard and I don't have my glasses so I'm worried like what percentage of the podcast audience watching a video
Starting point is 00:20:02 with what percentage what percentage thinks that you are Roger now? I'm Roger Did Mr. Rogers die? Yeah, yeah, and he and he lived and died without Without anyone calling him a pedophile Now what's wrong with you? I just like all of the I would say that all of the equivalents in the UK they like live and they get nice and they like national treasures and then they get once the dead it's like oh he was one of
Starting point is 00:20:30 the most prolific sex offenders of all time and everyone was keeping it quite that's on you that's the daddy Jimmy Savile is your own children right the dad from okay let's be real careful No that's like throw up the virus yeah sure but I think that's I think you're right that was just the other day yeah there's like news on it. Yeah, he apparently had done the inappropriate things to children. Well, the most famous case of that I remember from the UK was Pete Townsend from the who Yeah, was accused of having a bunch of child porn on his computer. And then he said he's against child pornography And he was researching it to out people. And images? I guess so, in archiving them.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Um, but that he was, and that, he was clear to all charges because they said, yeah, he was, he was doing an undercover thing of like trying to find out about child porn to bus people from child porn. Nah. Oh, same. Did you, count as official ruling on that as? Just keep your just over on. Yeah. Star and like you just, you just go crazy at a certain point. Like when you get older, did you hear the thing other day about the AC DC drummer?
Starting point is 00:21:30 I don't know if you got cleared or not, but he was accused of murder for hire. No way. Was he gonna murder somebody who hired somebody? He was hiring somebody to have like, I'm hoping somebody doesn't like. You know, it was just for fun. This was a trial run. Just kill anybody. But for you, kill somebody you don't like.
Starting point is 00:21:52 The entire story, but it does seem like you hear about these things with rock stars, like as they get older, all the time, it's like they just lose their minds. They've done everything so many times. They're so rich, so droid. They just cut that. I mean, you can't like what's gonna get you up in the morning do you have life insurance? I do have some life insurance Can I ask you a personal question? I don't know is it the kind of thing it's on the life insurance form?
Starting point is 00:22:14 No, do you tell your wife how much your life insurance policy is worth does she know? She thinks she does okay No, she knows yeah does. Okay, I was just kidding. No, she knows, yeah. I, when I was married, I didn't tell my wife how much my life insurance policy. Well, that's no trust. I didn't want to, I didn't want to price tag, like on me, I was like, hey, if something goes wrong, you know, how do they value that? How do they, is that to do with how much you pay or is it just they value you? Isn't also based on how it worked.
Starting point is 00:22:41 It's how much you pay, yeah. I like it. They tell us it value you. That's great. Well, like, no, like, surely they can sell my action. How much life insurance can I get? Isn't also based on what this how much you pay yet. I like if they tell us about Great How much life insurance can I get for you not bucks? For me they put life in quotes life It's gonna call it that but The thing about it though Gavin is they actually do like say you want a whatever policy just for an even number say you want a hundred
Starting point is 00:23:05 thousand dollar policy so I keep it someone else get someone gets a hundred thousand dollars usually whoever you name is the beneficiary and then you have to go through a lot of tests and like smoking and drinking a big part of that as well and like everything that's wrong with you and all the cool stuff you've done in life that'll love the bad things in your body. Gavin will get about ten dollars I think for... So, am I buddy? A lot of things aren't there. But it is like, like a doctor will go like you're healthy, you're fine, but an insurance company with like an actuarial table,
Starting point is 00:23:34 that's how you can actually find out like how healthy you are, by how much they'll charge you, because like Mac is $100,000 policy, and I get $100,000 policy, and you get one, they will charge us all very differently, based on our age and our lifestyle Yeah, well my actually implore usually cheaper because you're younger. You're not gonna die in the Extendia, yeah, what's wrong with your head?
Starting point is 00:23:52 Didn't you have like didn't you've had strokes before just one? Just the one stroke that's it, but no like that kind of thing if you wrote that down they'd be like oh you're yeah Your premium is going up like 40 bucks a month, easy. Yeah. Mental. Yeah, it was mental. What happens if you die, what happens if you die again? Like tomorrow, you walked out of here and a Anvil filled out a sky and hit you.
Starting point is 00:24:15 What would happen if it was the longest when you're having your product? I think this podcast would be pretty funny. Just not one episode. Yeah, like that, because you said that and then it happened to be like oh We can predict the future. Notice I would not say this on an achievement Hunter show Yeah, I'm gonna make sure that Bernie was the beneficiary of your life Where were all your stuff go
Starting point is 00:24:37 Like you have you have a house and your furniture and you have a checking account company could we see the You want to see the transport company that dropped it out of the hole did they drop it? It was anvil air express Yeah, and they were they weren't their destination yet. They just started dropping stuff off surely oh my crap would go to my parents Wouldn't I I don't know that's a good question. I think probably so No, but your parents have no claim over you anymore because you're over 18 you came might be different I don't know why it wouldn't go to your employer See this is exactly why I didn't tell my wife about my stuff at the time. I was just like yeah, there's no way
Starting point is 00:25:14 So because you didn't trust her immediately. Is that what you say? I just I Was gonna off you there's trust and then there's entrapment If I Got I got a life insurance policy for me and you like shoot you woke up in the middle of night And she's like going through your files like in the foul cabinets like Something on the floor. Let me let me propose this to you. Let me propose No, but if I like on the machine the machine beat the machine is beeping and everyone's are all sad. I mean she'd go Plum plug it. I want like 90 days the gillies have a shot at you know If you're in an unplugable situation
Starting point is 00:25:59 Unplugable like if you're if you can be unplugged and then your life just ends you didn't go well anyway Like if you're a vegetable at that point, if you just, you know, no, people recover from the plug. They can go back for it. Which you wouldn't recover like 10 years later, wake up and be like, oh, you can recover in 20 days. You never know.
Starting point is 00:26:15 That's a movie, right? So they have one of those movie that we, things. But let me, let me, let me throw this out to you. Gam, we're married. You know me, you know me, we're married. We have very good life together. Thanks, thanks, Barbara. Which is a very nice ceremony. I think you proposed. I walk in one day and I say, hey, I just want to let you know. I'm concerned about your future,
Starting point is 00:26:33 something would happen to me. I got a life insurance policy. What would be your next question? It's for a certain amount of money that you'll get this money if I die for whatever reason. How much we pay for that every month? Well, it's like this, I got a good deal on it, considering how much it was for, I got $50 bucks a month. Does it cover murder? But my coverage, my coverage is a billion dollars. So if something happens to me, if something happens to me,
Starting point is 00:26:57 you will get a billion dollars. And I think it's even tax-free. I'm pretty sure it is. I would be loosening screws, I'd be smearing butter on the floor That's what I'm saying. There's a line right I come in with a billion. Yeah, I'm I'm a marked man at that point I have put a price tag on my head because how much money does it cost to get away from murder probably like a hundred million right? It's good investment. Yeah
Starting point is 00:27:19 He's right. You could buy a whole state of judges. You just buy everyone involved everybody and then it just goes away And then you just goes away. And then you have $900 million. Yeah. I can cash on delivery thing, right? I mean, you have to buy them and be like, you're gonna get your money when, you know, and then have to be like, okay,
Starting point is 00:27:35 do I really want to wait around for this? Are they gonna actually pay up, you know? I mean, that's a tough deal. He also gets me out of his life, too, so it's like a win-win. Yeah. But that's my point. Is that there's a line? Now you're right. There's a line for. He also gets me out of his life too, so it's like a win-win. But that's my point. Is that there's a line? No, you're right.
Starting point is 00:27:47 There's a line for everybody. You're right, but I say a billion is the right amount. Yeah, if it was like a hundred million, nah. See, but I got to figure out between a hundred million and a billion where you fall. But I don't know, you think about it. You're just saying that because I mentioned a billion.
Starting point is 00:28:00 But if I said a hundred million dollars, you'd be like, yeah. A hundred million is the amount of you million is what trust you go absolutely mental What Bernie's up? He's okay What I'm his husband Barbara. I know. It means something Come on We're married. We're very happy. All of our friends were there. You were there No, I wasn't just to the ceremony
Starting point is 00:28:20 Gavin I had a lovely lovely marriage. So I'm saying there's a line somewhere I don't want to go through and individually figure out where everybody's line is because she never know Someone could hear like I have a two million dollar policy and they're like that's a lot of money That's not worth killing someone either too many. It's not worth but I'm not saying necessarily kill somebody But just like don't care so much like you don't tell them to buckle up their seatbelt Like you're in the hospital and you're like is he allergic to anything? You know, you like you're in the hospital and you're like, is he allergic to anything? They're like, I don't know, maybe, you know, that kind of thing. You know what?
Starting point is 00:28:49 You don't want it to enter in at like a week moment or something like that. Somebody can make a bad decision, you know. How okay, say we were married. How long would it take for you to kill me? Like say you decided I want the billion. You're a billion? Yeah, I won't like how right away, but it would be weeks months. I would I would find out everything you're allergic to and just stock up on that
Starting point is 00:29:07 I'm not I would cook this Christmas dinner and it would be like I know Alex next you have nothing. No, I would feed you something on a regular basis to give you all Yeah, okay, I have learned you wake up in the middle of the night and you're like putting food in his mouth What are you doing? Nothing. It's fine. Who would you at least want to be married to in our company? Probably you Probably you I've got stuff to offer You know I don't know probably. Would you be embarrassed to be
Starting point is 00:29:46 seen with me? Why would you want to be made to Gavin? Because Gavin does like, he wouldn't like, know, and he wouldn't be interested in me. This is what our Christmas picture would look like together. That's beautiful. He's even just rather. Yeah, we're looking like this. That is insulting. God, let me think about that for a minute. Barra, who would you like to at least be married to with the company? I mean, I have answers. I don't know if it's nice for me to say. Nah, do it.
Starting point is 00:30:12 It's podcast. I think you're saying who do you like least at the company? Yeah, that's actually me saying. Not necessarily. I don't want to say it. Like, for example, I like my clilla. I would hate to live with my crew. Oh my God, I'd shoot myself.
Starting point is 00:30:23 I would not want to be married to Joel, because I would not want to hear the reason why Joel broke up with me because it would be some like small little flaw That he found out about me one of your eyes was further Something like that or like your nose is like in retrograde or something like that like whatever the small flaw That turned Joel off to me. I would not want to live with that knowledge of knowing what that was He's When it comes to relationships, he's a very he's very discriminating Don't say his girlfriend saying you were talking about before the podcast about What was that Barbara? The thing you a barber has a secret boyfriend. You have a secret boyfriend Barbara. I think Barbara has a secret boyfriend
Starting point is 00:31:03 And I'll tell you why it's this we went to a community friend Thanksgiving dinner and she went to Thanksgiving dinner With this person to do and then left at the same time as that person And I do is no there was nothing he said about it. Nothing said about it But I think Barbara has a secret boyfriend. He's a very nice guy Hmm not good enough Barbara, but he's a nice guy. Thanks Do you ever see your boyfriend? No. Does he like your hair? He does. Oh, so he's a good boyfriend. Yeah, he's like that. You know, that was the shortest interrogation ever.
Starting point is 00:31:42 I Don't know who you're talking about You're really very nice Barbara for those of you who cannot see Barbara is no longer blonde blonde. She is now brunette blonde Brownie brownie brownie Like a character on a always sunny. Yeah, I think there was a brown, D. Was it? Someone took a screenshot of her like, yeah, she got covered in brown,
Starting point is 00:32:12 out of wetting or something. I figured it was. I'm just waiting for when I dye my hair red and I could be ready. No, stop. Good lord, stop. So what was the decision behind taking your hair and making it blonde or brown? Was it a secret boyfriend? Did he pressure you? No, but voted to see your boyfriend. Did you pressure you would do it? Nobody pressured to do it except me. I pressured myself into it. I've always wanted to do it
Starting point is 00:32:30 And I figured that I'm not involved in any productions currently or going any conventions in the coming months We do have reshoots next week. I'd say no reshoots related to him. So I meant to tell you about that So I'm just kidding Yeah, I just decided to do it. I want to change. Well, it looks very nice. Thank you. It totally changes your whole look. I heard. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:51 You look, do you feel like not to say me, but do you feel smarter as a Brunei? I do. I came up with a really good idea this past weekend and I was like, man, Brunei, let's have it. Oh, really? They're taking it. All right, fair enough. I forget what the idea was at this point in time
Starting point is 00:33:08 But you know it was great one I'm a genius Browdy like For some reason, I don't know how it happened the internet was is convinced that I'm a natural brunette Everybody in the sub right on Twitter. You said the greatest, which is the internet is like the world's biggest broken telephone. Yep. And it's absolutely true. I mean, there's all the time where it's like, people will state something as fact.
Starting point is 00:33:32 Like the reason why we're doing something. And it's just like, you're not even close. I mean, it's like, you can see where the kernel of truth, and then they just like completely not just like, took it to departure from the idea, but they went the actual opposite direction of it, you know. It's broken telephone. Oh, there's a game that kids play. By rewind explain. It's one person starts by whispering a certain
Starting point is 00:33:52 sentence or a phrase into someone's ear. And then you repeat it. In England, that's a really racist name. Oh, does it really? Yeah. Chinese whispers. Chinese whispers. Like lost in translation as it goes on.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Oh, it was when I was a kid. It was good Chinese whispers. Well, it's like yeah lost in translation as it goes on. Oh it was what I was a kid who's good Chinese Whisperer's. Well it's called broken telephone in North America. In North America it's called telephone the telephone game. All right now let me just wait because you do this in large groups and then the person who started it goes in a big circle. Yeah I just played the camp. They say what they were originally going to say and then the person that got all the way back around through the circle next to them Then says what they heard are you supposed to change one thing or you supposed to try to keep it as faithful as possible I think you're supposed to try to keep it as faithful as possible
Starting point is 00:34:36 I know there's always kids you fuck it up on purpose right? That was always kids. Yeah, of course it was then they also laugh when they do it She always know that they're not following the rules rules, kind of like ruins it at that point. And like the rule is you're not allowed to ask like, what would you say you have to just take what you want? But yeah, the internet is like the largest broken telephone because somehow information gets so skewed and people are convinced that it's real.
Starting point is 00:35:00 That's the tough part for me is not that like, I mean, there's, who cares if they don't know about, you know, something that we're doing or something specific like that or if you're a natural blonde. But they speak with certainty. Yeah. That's the weird thing. That's the thing that bothers you on us. Like, I went into the subreddit where they posted about it and someone's like, oh, yeah,
Starting point is 00:35:15 I think this is her natural hair color. And then someone's like, that is correct. That you are absolutely correct. I'm like, no, where, where did you get that information from? Where did that even, is that? Where did that even... Sorry. Red has been fun for a minute and reddit lately and reddit has this fun thing to do where redditors will make fun of how bad YouTube comments are but the worst comments on YouTube always come from redditors. Like the moment a YouTube video makes its way to the front page of reddit
Starting point is 00:35:39 and then you go there, the first like four top comments are all like these like fake redditor accounts who are like, oh, hello, I am with the reddit army. Or it's like a feminist character that's like a parody of feminist people. And it's like, they're on every single video. It's like, it like Reddit ruins YouTube video comments. And that would be embarrassing to hear that about me if I was a reddit commenter or a redditor. But yeah, it's like the worst comments on YouTube come from redditors.
Starting point is 00:36:05 And I don't know the same. It's always internet. Yeah, it's just internet comment spirit. People on our side are pretty nice. Yeah, people on our side are nice. They're angels. So, compared to the rest of the internet. It's just funny.
Starting point is 00:36:16 So, what was the Star Wars? What was the Star Wars conspiracy or... Or backlash or whatever? Is it just the... Is it just the... The Hilt thing? No, no, no. Uh it was a bit you hold the The hill is the bit you hold with it's got like a little
Starting point is 00:36:29 Have you seen it? Yeah, but they had a hill anyway if you help if you held it true But you know the health change the Yeah, the god yeah, yeah guard cross guard on the hill now Which I like because when I first saw it I did a really fun thing where which I like because when I first saw it, I did a really fun thing where the Alamo Draft House, South La Mar, which is just reopening, which is like the flagship Alamo Draft House. We talked about in the podcast about a thousand times.
Starting point is 00:36:54 They did a thing where they were one of the theaters in North America that got the trailer. And the owner of the Alamo, Tim, said to Disney saying, what are the rules here with this? And they said, well, you have to put it before Big Hero 6, which is their big Disney movie. That's out right now. Great movie. Excellent.
Starting point is 00:37:09 Great movie. And he said, what about if we wanted to do this, or what if we wanted to do that? And Tim likes to do crazy stuff with those things. And they said, look, we gave you guys a trailer. Just do whatever you do. You know, have fun. The way you guys do and promote it and have fun.
Starting point is 00:37:22 So Tim did a thing where at 9am on Friday, they showed the trailer 17 times in a row on a big screen and they would stop at 88 seconds and they would stop it and they would have two minutes of discussion from a panel of Star Wars exports. That's like a night. Then you show it again. Then they were doing this thing where the projectionist was trying to frame by frame it by like pause play, pause play, pause play, that kind of thing. And it was amazing. It was actually really fun. It was like an hour and 50 minutes. I did.
Starting point is 00:37:48 I did. You know, I'm just making fun of all the people that are going to go to that one, you know? I do was. And then I went in a good time. I really did. I was very cynical about it. I really didn't look that.
Starting point is 00:37:55 And I was like, I'm not going to do that. I saw Big Hero 6 and I played it twice. They're like, let's watch it again. Batch, and everyone bluffs. And it was good. I saw Big Hero 6 and didn't see the trailer. Although I went on Saturday. You should have seen it.
Starting point is 00:38:05 It depends on the theater you went to. It wasn't associated with movies. It was associated with the other one. I want to think of the, I almost slaughter what it had. So what's the slaughter thing she's saying is another location? What's the most controversial thing? So the counter not, not and say controversial,
Starting point is 00:38:18 but debated thing is there's a voice over in the Star Wars trailer that starts off with, like there's been an awakening Can you feel it and then the light side and the dark at the end? Who is that who does the voiceover in the Star Wars trailer? Johnny I set the road and The big debate is there's a dude in the movie His name is Adam driver. I want to say you do too much girls, man. Oh right. Yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:38:44 I'm the guy talking about you're like the only person who would watch girls Do you watch girls? I've not watched girls. I've seen a couple episodes, but yeah, yeah, but he's in it Andy circus is in it my favorite great and then Also then I thought when watching the trailer I would have sworn right after seeing it. It was Benedict Cumberbatch And it wasn't apparently but apparently they it, it was Benedict Cumberbatch, and it wasn't, apparently, but apparently they're saying it was Andy Circus,
Starting point is 00:39:09 like officially it's been like somebody probed in the voice. Yeah, the voice of the trailer, like him doing his like Caesar planet of the Apes of us. Yeah, that was good. So, but Benedict Cumberbatch did do something for Star Wars, don't know what it is yet. I'm laughing because when I go to pronounce his name, I always mispronounce it.
Starting point is 00:39:26 And then I saw this really funny thing which you'll have to go look up or maybe we can show it or link to it. He was on one of those talk shows. Benedict Cumberbatch was on the show. Yeah and what's one of those English talk shows where they just like it's three people on the couch. It's the the the Grand Norton. Yeah, Grand Norton. I think he was on that. And they found out that yeah, Benedict Cumberbatch can't say the word penguin. Yeah. And he did it. He did the narration for a documentary about penguins. And he can't say the word.
Starting point is 00:39:58 How does he say? He goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, the so little penguin walking through the jungle. He goes, he goes, and here we are in a jungle in South Africa. And what's the last thing you'd expect to see walking to the jungle? Penguin, just... PENGWINGS! He got penguin, penguins. Then they cut together all the times he has to say penguin, in a penguin documentary, and he gets worse and worse.
Starting point is 00:40:20 At the end he's saying, penguins. It's one of the funniest things ever. And of course, I watched it with Ashley, who she has a big crush on him, worse and worse at the anything penguin Williams I watched it with Ashley who she has a big crush on him because he's Sherlock and the BBC thing it just made him more endearing to her the fact that he can't pronounce penguin penguin he gets to see his penglings peng wings I think I was saying penguins Sounds like a game of chatty's whispers
Starting point is 00:40:48 wings. I think it sounds like a game of Chaudy's whispers. I'll see if I can place some audio for you here. We don't have the the best signal out here but I'll see if I can look up. Pended that Cumberbatch can't pronounce penguin. What city are we technically in right now? I think we're in either Utley or Elgin. We're in yeah you are correct we're in either one of those two. Yeah I think I think Utley is not being enough to register anywhere but Elgin. Yeah, you are correct. We're either one of those two. Yeah, I think I think Utley's not being enough to register anywhere, but Elgin is, I'm gonna embarrass myself by saying a Twitter tag should have been it said Elgin. But we're almost out to Bass drop. Dang. So far, that's what we are. Texas is big. Pretty big. I'm looking at the thing. I'll write with the pink, the pink, no, no, I'm, I can take me one load of load. I guess something else. So are you going to back to England for Christmas?
Starting point is 00:41:30 Yes. Have you traveled anywhere in the last year? You've been off. I don't live in England. I'm not talking to you. I went to England. Back to your pink wines. I went to England three times in a month for the billboard stuff. Oh, yeah, shoot him and then I had to go back for the TV ad and then I have to go back for the promotion. But I'm still going. Because this is the first time Meg is going to meet your family. Yeah! Oh, she's going to UKV. Oh, that's really cool. Are you excited?
Starting point is 00:41:55 She might be George. She might be George. He works a lot. He works on Christmas. Yeah. She's busy to stop and for a little bit. Oh yeah, a little bit. Why, it's kind of far.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Oh yeah. I see him that everybody Well, it's kind of far. Oh yeah. I see him that everybody who you know is like in one area. Did you knew iPhone come? No. I love everything about iPhones. I think they're great. And I know, like, I have Apple Pay now. I just met Johnny I.
Starting point is 00:42:17 If I could have got it for your right. Was he wearing the watch? He was not. I should have looked for that. Did you not look? I did not. I should have paid attention to that I want to warn you about something this iPhone 6 Plus that I got it can't play video and he's seen it like he's
Starting point is 00:42:30 seen how much trouble I have yeah true and I'm trying to do something else but it's I think it's something is wrong with the IOS the iOS sucks the current version sucks I always have a thing where if I start a video and my phone's on silent it won't play the audio but then I'll flick you on to on to loud yeah play the audio for but then I'll flick you onto loud. It'll play the audio for five seconds and then this happens every time. And it must happen to everyone. And I don't want to complain about like
Starting point is 00:42:53 attack device or anything like that, but at the same time, it's like, I hate the fact when somebody has something, they act like it's the best thing ever, just because they own it, you know, and they overlook all the flaws and all this stuff. It's a huge flaw with this thing, they can't be.
Starting point is 00:43:03 I'm gonna try to play this and we're all gonna get frustrated because I start playing or about it cuz I stopped playing or what because you're trying to show thousands of people Yeah, right or fine. Here's his better than coming back to England's Is Christ it So why are these woodlands so attractive to penguins? Penguins! So that's all the ones that I pulled out when that was a shorter one. Penguins.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Penguins and penguins. Did they try to make it do him say it on the show as well? He said you got it right. He said penguins. So you got this awesome Alan Rickman voice, by the way. Oh, yeah, I had a good impression. If you went back in time and took out someone who would have the biggest effect on our everyday life in terms of like what they've come up with.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Like I think John the I was seriously change a lot because of the crappy invented true. And this the way everything looks because so many things copied His style that I think the whole world would be a different look in place like how the 80s looks like the 80s Well, I would really you're taking that over anybody else in history. How about Edison? Okay, but not because of the stuff he invented that because they always said there's this whole conspiracy thing Where he tried to shut down other inventors like Tesla Yeah, and like you know know it was really controlling a patent and stuff like that it would be interesting to see if there was no Edison and
Starting point is 00:44:29 there was no huge Edison industry you know bind it with all these other little inventors have flourished yeah other things going on that that's that kind of stuff would have happened anyway like someone would have come up with electricity after that. So we would invent electricity, but you can't come up with the Johnny Ive style is what I mean. That's true. I'm going to read this really fast. Ruchitith is brought to you by audible.com, the internet's leading provider of audiobooks
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Starting point is 00:45:23 Actually, if you're gonna recommend a book, I recommend Grace's Guide by Grace Helbig, which is an audiobook that is available. What's that book about? It's Grace's Guide to Life. It was the New York Times number one best seller. That's great. No, self-help and wellness or something,
Starting point is 00:45:42 whatever that category is. Yeah, you mean not audible? Yeah. Let me see. I just looked it up. I used search. Oh, do you get that book? I just see my dad quietly labor over a job. He never enjoyed that much.
Starting point is 00:45:53 My only aspiration as an adult was to get paid to do something I love. I don't know how to turn this off. I really don't have no idea how to turn this off. Now how does she say penguins? There you go. Plus, thanks. I want to say this off. How does she say penguins? There we go. Thanks. I will say this about the audio audible application on the iPhone, which I really like, is that
Starting point is 00:46:11 it will continue to play audio after you lock your phone. And I don't know why everything doesn't do that. Like I can't specify, let this thing still run. YouTube shuts off. I wish YouTube would stay open because I like playing songs from YouTube sometimes Exactly right. You can't even go on the left screen and just press play. Yeah, I'll play it What? YouTube if you turn off your phone it'll no for the music you can like some apps like have that functionality built in the YouTube app
Starting point is 00:46:35 Does not have any functionality to play to play video? Didn't I don't believe so I think a barbaric are dealing with the same problem So somebody knows how to do it I would love to find out cuz I sometimes a little bit music playlist for You two why don't you just buy it Taylor Swift? Buy the music by the album By the album play that no no And something will build really cool playlist on YouTube
Starting point is 00:47:03 But thanks though I can look into that. It's really annoying when you forget that it actually shuts off when you lock your phone because you're like listening to something and you like just by habit turning your phone off and you're like, fuck. You have to go back and turn it on. Yeah, oh, no. My iTunes, like when I go to it, it always takes me some more that I don't want to go. Facebook does that too. It's like when I look at my Facebook app, are you guys going on Facebook at all? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:22 I've just started to get back into Facebook. I never really got into it before, but I just kind of like started like going to an unfairly regular racist. Facebook loads, it shows me a story, and I go, that's a really interesting, and then that story's gone. I don't know. It's a cash page from the last time. What is that?
Starting point is 00:47:37 Because what it'll do, it will refresh in the background for a certain amount of time. Yeah. And then it'll stop because you didn't use the app. And then when you let it up, it has that last thing that it did in the background but that was probably a week ago but it's the tricks you into thinking that it would quit you missed yeah if you'd been on Facebook this whole time literally yeah I just knew that you would have enjoyed it I did that all the time with the BBC News app I'm like what happened oh there's no way I've ever finding that that was gone it's gone forever right what it doesn't matter
Starting point is 00:48:02 God is gone forever. What does it matter? Facebook kids? It's all clickbait now. Every single story on Facebook is just like, you'll never guess what this nanny did to her like three kids or something. Yeah and clickbait has become almost itself like a trigger word like the nose sometimes gets criticized for having clickbait titles which are in my opinion just headlines. Yeah, that's just how it's like.
Starting point is 00:48:25 It's not like Nintendo released a new piece of hardware and you won't guess what happened next or it's a huge secret that nobody else knows about. It's just, you know, that's the kind of stuff that drives me crazy, you know. Yeah, 10 things all 20 something year old should know. Click here and it's just like, I don't. And it's a thumbnail so we can stab in the neck. Yeah, get stabbed in the neck. It's not part of the article in any way whatsoever. It's just like I don't and it's a thumbnail so we can stab in the neck. Yeah, getting stabbed in the neck is not part of the article in
Starting point is 00:48:45 any way whatsoever. It's just something that's right. Things that are so obvious like yeah, you should find a job. Do you think there's going to be that that's going to quit working at some point because it seems like everybody does it now because it works. You know, Buzzfeed really like yeah, but they they're the one that you know that turned up the the dial on that. But at some point it seemed like everybody is you know everybody's making like everybody is, you know, everybody's making a headline that's, you know, click here for the top 20, you know, sexiest, most violent
Starting point is 00:49:12 things ever. Or whatever it is. They go hand in hand. Right. I mean, they always do that stuff where it's like they try to turn up every single dial. But at some point, it's weird how long does it get numb to it, don't you? Yeah. I do do I see so It is weird how often you see that kind of stuff I like 35 good-looking men with 35 good-looking beards. I would never click that but like everyone on the friends with I Turn you into muppets It's up has to be shared right yeah, and I'm always want to write to people who share it and go what are you doing? Don't don't do this don't share that Yeah. Yeah. I rarely share things on Facebook.
Starting point is 00:49:45 Do you do the quizzes? I did, I did when I was younger. I did like which Disney princess are you? Yeah, yeah, all those things. Yeah. Those are like, do you do that? Have you ever done one? No, but my wife does them all the time. So don't talk too much. You know, they just mind personal data with that stuff. Right? Right. Well, it's very personal about, you know, whether you think of yourself as a hobbit or in the questions they can mind like they remember the porn start game. The porn start name game. Where you take your street address and your pet's name when you're a kid. Those are like very commonly security questions asked on credit card accounts and for password reset and stuff
Starting point is 00:50:27 What's your mother's maiden name? Yeah, take your mother's maiden name and combine it with the last word I think I think that's what Buzzfeed is doing. They're just breaking into everyone's back accounts. Well actually That's a great story. It's like another Buzzfeed type site. You never believe what Buzzfeed is doing. Exactly. You know, this is going back in like the records of history here. And I wish Gus was here to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:50:56 But there was a site called, God, what the hell? It was the name of it now. Anyway, they had a site where they did blog stuff and Live journal. No, I'm gonna look up one of their projects They did called the stinky feet project and they would do like these really crazy like blog experiments where One guy like tried to give himself athletes foot and like wrapped his feet in plastic and stuff like that and Then they are the spark. I, I, I, I remember correctly, I'm looking at that, but I think I just remember to. So then
Starting point is 00:51:30 they started doing quizzes and they started doing a bunch of bunch of quizzes and they realized they were like, could mine and collect all this data. And then that is what became okay cupid. Those guys went on it and to start okay, cupid. So they already had the database from quizzes. Well, they were like, figure out a way like with people taking quizzes, people enjoyed taking quizzes for whatever fucking reason. People were like, here's a quiz. It's like if you said to a kid in school, here's a quiz to be like, fuck off, I'm not taking it, you know?
Starting point is 00:51:54 But apparently when you're on Facebook, it's really fun to take a quiz, you know? And then you take it and then you find out what, you know, a venture you would be, or whatever. But there's actual personal data that people will answer in quiz form and then they can populate it into a database and then get you a match for somebody who you can have sex with or just get married to if you want. If you want. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:17 If that's your thing. So it was the spark, is it? I want to say it was the spark.com and then the guys from that became the OKCupid guys. I'm just pitching like the smell of foot wrapped in plastic. Oh, I think that thing is great. It's so great. Why don't you just walk into like a gym locker room, barefoot, you're done.
Starting point is 00:52:33 He was doing all sorts of stuff. Like he had like ziplock bags around his feet that were like rubber banded at the top and he would put like a little bit of water in them. So he's like walking around with some moisture in there. Yeah, but he could, I don't think he was successful. I just like really tore his feet up. Cold weather actually made me get everything makes get me. What is that? Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:52:54 Is that some sort of like, right? That on the life insurance phone. I cannot believe you think I can play more than you do. I'm gonna come back to that for the rest of this shoot that you think I can play more than you do. I don't know if you're being serious right now. I don't know if you're being serious. I really don't know if you're being serious. I would think it would be Gavin. No, actually Gavin doesn't care about us. Not to make this podcast who Apple Centric.
Starting point is 00:53:17 They're doing this big push for the red thing again. Having to establish it red is not a real charity, isn't it? It's awareness, but it doesn't actually, I don't think any money goes to any money goes to research evades right. It just goes to raise awareness of eight kind of like the breast cancer One no, well that's I think they get criticized for that But like red's like very open about it like the what a one percent of the money all raised by red Goes to actual treatments or prevention the rest is just marketing and bono and bono Wow, I'm like marketing stuff. I don't know that bono and bono and like marketing stuff I don't know that bono takes any money for it. What do you have a bottle of booze right there?
Starting point is 00:53:47 What is that? This is a We're the way we're about to shoot a movie right after that. We are in fact we need to go do it right now We should probably go and get in makeup. How close are we? We're past time. All right. Well, that's 300 episodes of the podcast. Yeah, the Hopefully three or one will be back at our normal location. Gus will be back. I'd like to be the 300th one is just in a different room and sure. Yeah, good luck. Here you go guys.
Starting point is 00:54:11 Well obviously there's a lot of really cool stuff going on at Rishi. We're working on tons of stuff. We just put out X-ray and Vav. Today we just launched our new channel GameKids. We're in the middle of making the feature. We have other stuff lined up that's going to be really cool coming up pretty soon that we'll be able to announce. I thought I hate those kind of announcements for announcements kind of a thing, but there you go. There's one for you. Are these things I don't know about? Enjoy it. Yeah, there's a really cool,
Starting point is 00:54:35 there's a really cool development specifically with day five that hopefully soon we'll be able to talk about. Bum-pum-pum. Which will be really cool. But yeah, lots of stuff in the works. And we appreciate, as always, you guys joining us and supporting us. Thanks for 300 episodes, everybody. Thank you, everyone. Bye-bye. Love you. Alright. Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way.
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