Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #301

Episode Date: December 9, 2014

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Support this podcast by ordering a free NatureBox sampler box at naturebox.com slash rooster-tees. NatureBox.com slash rooster-tees. Hey everyone, welcome to the wrist teeth podcast. Hello. I'm feeling it's good. I'm sorry. I've said that. It's been three weeks. It's been four weeks. The last episode I was on was November 3rd. Marvin, Barbara and I are pretty stressed. We had to we alternated booking the podcast. That's why have you guys here. Thanks. You're all my bud. Terrible. You're welcome. I'm not jealous of you for that role. It's a it's hard. It sucks

Yeah, but it's fun. We get to have conversations and talk. Yeah, Chris Are you gonna talk this whole podcast is in your mouth numb? No, that's gotten better Oh, I was really worried it was it was still gonna be numb by the time we got on the Crit what's your mouth now? No, no way Chris one of the dentists and he was like I haven't been to the dentist in three years And I was like oh man, that's gonna be rough. He's like no, I'm sure it'll be fine So he goes there and he comes back and he's like oh, yeah, no, it's totally fine I was like really he's like yeah, I just have three cavities They were it's a normal check. No, they said they were really small cavities and a cavities

Where they all in two where they all on one side of your mouth are they on multiple sides They're just in the back of my back muller she said guess on that side on the same side one there okay and I don't know where the other one that's two yeah I know where third one is this Christmas one's there one's there one's there one's there yeah I was just like just take care of it and then she did but yeah no she should give me the shot and stuff and then you know I got numb and I got back I'm like I had to talk on a podcast. And I hope I, you were really considerate though. Like you did not want to show up with, you know, your teeth all gross.

So you brushed your teeth, but you didn't have time. So you brushed it in the car. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah. Is that your toothbrush in the parking lot? No, there's a toothbrush on the ground. I've been wondering, cause I didn't think for like a long time.

Maybe. But that's not the one I brushed with today. Okay. But what are you gonna say to me? Okay. Like the longest time. Maybe. But that's not the one I brushed with today. Okay. But that might be my toothbrush because I had a toothbrush in my pocket the other day and it disappeared. Is it red? Was it red and white?

Yeah, that's it. Everyone here has seen that toothbrush, right? Everyone's laughing in the control of the elbow with the fucking toothbrush I'm talking about. It's, all right, so, yeah, that might be mine. Are you just gonna leave it there? Are you gonna, I'm not gonna this. All right, so, yeah, that might be mine. Are you just gonna leave it there? Are you gonna, I'm not gonna, where do you, just, I'm gonna go get it right now. No, go throw it out.

No, just wait till after the podcast, you got to go out there with a flashlight. Someone, who was it? Someone sent an email like to everyone at the company earlier, be like, is this your little guy? Like they found like a new splastic figure in the park, was my little dude. No, they said, is this your small person?

And I thought someone found like a child wandering around at first, and then I realized it was just a figure that they were talking about. Nice. So were you like full on drooling, like that whole deal? I was, you know, it was kind of that way for a while. I like we were eating pizza before the podcast, and Chris was like, took a bite out of it.

He was like sitting there chewing it for a while. Took another bite. He's like, oh, his pizza's really good. I feel like my taste buds are delayed, because my mouth is numb. He looks like two there chewing it for a while took another bite. He's like, oh, this piece is really good Yeah, but I know until like way later I was like I was like like going to the gym or no, I just go in and take a shower and stuff and I was like hmm Something spicy. I don't know what that was. I don't know what the air's Chris or something air is Chris what a fuck up taste

I was saying to me he's also made his taste but it's super heightened it tastes the air now which is quite spicy it's funny I went to the dentist like a year ago and actually had to do the recap like right as soon as I got back when half my face was still numb so So you could see me like talking in it like, oh, we really have a lot of videos. I was like, I look so jacked up. I want to see that one. It was good. Did anybody notice?

It was the one where we threw stuff at Allen. I don't know if you guys know. The first time? Yes. Yes, the eggs and everything. Yeah. It was a long time. We were like a year ago.

Yeah. Okay. It was in long time. We were like a year ago. Yeah. It was in the old office. That was a result of hours of scripts and brainstorming. But I also had three cavities when I went to the dentist at that time. Was it three years? No.

Okay. No. I go like once every 10 years and they're like, yeah, your teeth are great. I'm like, sweet. See you in a decade. You guys are crazy. I'm not. I'm not. If he does, if he doesn't have a cavity, you do.

I'm lucky. I was born without wisdom teeth, so I never had to get them pulled. And I think I've only ever had like three cavities. I know it's when I was a kid and they got still. I don't have weak teeth like you puny humans. I might eat my supplements of death in my mouth. Isn't it like you're a laser sharp teeth? I do. When I fucking bite my cheek, I bite the shit out of death in my mouth? Is it really like a laser sharp teeth? I do. And when I fucking bite my cheek, I bite shit out of my cheek.

Yeah. They tell me I'm gonna have all my teeth capped because apparently I grind my teeth. And every time I go to the dentist for the last four years or like you need to wear a mouth guard, I'm like I'm not gonna do that. So you're like nice, my teeth are nice and smooth. But it's crazy how the technology doctor's office

is advanced so much more so than the perceptions. Yeah. So like, I'll go there and they'll schedule me for six months in the future and then I'll get a call from them asking, you know, hey, do you want to schedule your appointment and I'll call back and I'll leave a voice now. I won't hear back for four days and I'm like, oh, sorry, I didn't know. Do you want to schedule? I was like, your computer already sent me a text message telling me to be there tomorrow morning We could talk about scheduling software not like dentist stuff like

We got the new filling 3.0 Like the office stuff is just like the the system is easier than they can comprehend Yeah, I think we go to the same dentist because I also got like a text message alert like two months before my- You go to the dentist in my apartment complex? Yes, that's super shady just for the- it's like this is good guy doesn't know- like the landlord that's also a dentist. So the last time I went to the dentist was when Ruchiteeth was still in the apartment in Buda and so I went to the dentist that was like across the street from there and to this day that fucking dentist office texts me happy birthday on my birthday in the middle of the year.

I was like, who the fuck is it? Oh it's the dentist office in Buda. Was it just like a bit of a text of happy birthday? Happy birthday. Did they fuck up with this? Did they ever have a secret? They have to figure out some fucking automated thing. I'll see if I can find their secret.

I'm sure it's a person who every single year texts you, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm not gonna say something, I'm My-my didn't hurt either. I just like, I have- Here's the most recent one. What does it say? Gustavo, happy birthday from everyone at our office. I said, the question point, we love having you as our patient. They have me as their patient, like, six years old. But they'll wait one time. Well, they apparently make quite the...

Oh, we're pressing it, man. This is from the place that does my eye exams Another fucking place that just texted me happy birthday Don't think they would try to scare you into making an appointment you would think so your vision is significantly worse Yeah, the other one every year from the dentist just so you can see I'm not full of shit Okay, you can see that the office is having you as our patients Is it the same like brand? It's the exact same like fucking information management system. It's like the same text they just like put their practice name at the end.

That's so ridiculous. That's why I'm not concerned about replying to the fucking. When if he said if that was the only thing wishing you a happy birthday every year, like if you had no friends or colleagues or anything like that. You go to a lot of different dentists. I was like, oh I'm so bubbed. Little like friends. Yeah. Oh man. You just booked a lot, you go to a lot of different dentists, it's like, oh I'm so pumped, I'm so pumped, look at my friends. Yeah, yeah.

Oh man, so I've been a lot of places in the my time I've been gone. I'm gonna try to talk about all of them. So we'll go into more detail, but I went to the Halo launch event in L.A. I went to Australia for a couple of weeks, and this past weekend I was at the Sony PlayStation Experience in Vegas. Well you get me. a lot of fun. I didn't get you anything. I'm sorry. Oh, didn't you? Didn't you ask me that about something? You went to the Simpsons Park. Oh no, there was a thing where I remember jokingly asking you if you got me anything from the Simpsons Park. This is a couple years

ago and you were like, no, why would I do that? You went on this huge rant. And then when I was there, I totally forgot about that. And I was like, hey, I should get Barbara and Gus something. And then after I bought it, I remembered that. And I was like, oh, well, I don't really want to go spend the time to return. You know what? You still gave it to me. And I was like, well, great. Now I feel like an even bigger piece of shit. Now, like, you actually got me some gold.

That was a goal. No, you didn't. I did. I actually did feel a little bad. Not a lot, but a little bad. Like I said, I went down to Australia and then someone in Brisbane said they were tired of seeing Bernie and his Sydney Rooster's hat all the time. So they gave me a Brisbane Broncos jersey. Do you want to show the backer and just say what's on the backer? It's got my name. It says Sirola on it. I'm wired and otherwise I turn around. You're hot. Is it a rugby? Yeah, it's rugby. Oh man. Have you ever played rugby? Fuck no. He would break it

half. I'd die. My permanent. He's going away. Yeah. That'd be it. Then all this left. Like a black box. The way he lived with a mouthful of evolved teeth. Oh man. I hear the craziest story about these rugby players and I was like, well I'm never new in that. Apparently, you know, they just basically, they're in like this big hive. Like they're just in this giant ball, and you don't know what's going on.

Sure. And apparently there was this player and professional league who tried to get the ball by shoving his thumb up some other dude's butt. I'm sure that's common in rugby. Is it? Because I mean, there's fingers and butts flying all over the place and that's wrong. So I, I, I, I, I have a segue.

Yes. You have a segue from that? I have a segue from that. Oh, right before the podcast started, we were talking about going to the doctor and I commented on how I've never had a prostate exam i thought everybody's had a prostate exam i don't think it's a post-apocalyptic exam until he turned forty dude like it was like all prostate exams are the worst right

and it was looked at him like how fucking well i was at the doctors office getting something done and the doctor was like while you're here we should probably do your prostate exam. Maybe you're so young. You're like, oh, it takes me forever to pee. No, it was just like, it's, you know, good to do it, you know, and it might have been, maybe it was a urologist kind of the same area.

Maybe. When you're just like two years ago. Maybe Brandon is just like real fucked up and the doctor knows this and it's just like taking preventative matters. What do you think? Oh, it's worse than you could think or you'd imagine and like they treat you right. They put on the glove. They take you out to dinner first. They put the lube on and then you're like no more lube more lube. But it is not comfortable and then he was like well you have a enlarged prostate so it's probably not going to be good for you later on in life and I was like, well, you have a enlarged prostate. So it's probably not going to be good for you later on in life. And I was like, thanks.

They did just try to justify the fact you went up your butt. That's it. He's like, I got to tell him something. Do they, this is just like with their face. How many knuckles? Yeah. Maybe it was my like regular doctor for some reason. Do they use fingers?

Do they have like a prostate tool? No, no, no. It's fingers. It's two? I think it's two. It feels like you're taking a shit in reverse. I don't know. It just felt like something, it just felt like if somebody even like put like a balloon in there and they just inflated it completely. But he didn't like, it was okay, it's like, he just put it in and like maybe to the tap

and like he didn't spin it around or anything. There was nothing. Nothing funny about it. He didn't throw a period about it. But I was worried, I was like, I hope my hygiene is good. You're like, where are you? Where are you like, I'm sorry, I wasn't prepared for this. I was not. It was like when Chris wanted to brush his teeth before he wanted to dent his.

What are you, what are you gonna do? Is that what, I got a toothbrush out in the park in your lot. I don't know, spray it down. Spray it down, go to the bidet for the first time ever. Yeah. Oh God. So we already instantly talking about Dixie Bush. No, I'm not, you never mind. Wait, no, finish that thought, Barbara. No, I'm not mentioning anything with the toothbrush or cleaning anything out. Oh, that's a good idea.

You will brush out the undercarriage. No, the handicap showers, man. Those are the best. What? You know the shower, the thing that you can take off of the wall and then it's just sticking up your butt. Not up, but that direction. It's like when your car is in a car wash and it's getting underneath. Yeah.

No one else has done that. This is Chris just letting him go. Yeah, go on. Anyway, back to some semblance of topic that I was talking about previously. The flight to and from Australia sucks. I looked it up, L.A. to Melbourne's only the 15th longest route in the world. Apparently there's 14 longer flights you can take. It's like 15 and a half hours or some shit.

So all you do is sit there for 15 hours and watch every movie you've missed over the last year. And by the end of it, you're just scraping the bottom of the barrel. Like, I had not seen Guardians of the Galaxy yet. I finally watched it. It's a good movie. No, it's great. I watch it like three times. I watched it. Oh, I got three different pulling trips.

So he's really good. The part I was most concerned about was Rocket Raccoon. He might have been the best part of the movie. No, I know. I had the same thing. Because I don't really like a... Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper, that much.

He's like an animated cartoon Reckon thing and yeah, he's the most like overplay him too much in that movie, which I think is a good thing He's he's the like the the most three-dimensional character like he had the most interesting backstory Oh, yeah, literally too the most interesting backstory and you know I've changed and that's seen at the end where they all like grab each other and they're able to like suppress the arc God I lost it. That was so good I've changed it and they've seen at the end where they all like grab each other and they're able to like suppress the awk God, I lost it. That was so good.

Uh, it was so much. I watched that. I watched 22 Jump Street, which might be funnier than 21 Jump Street. Yeah, it's really good. It was really fucking good. What's the premise of 22 Jump Street? The good college that now. I was really surprised by 21 Jump Street. I was like, yeah. Well, I thought it was gonna be dumb, really dumb comedy. Those guys have good chemistry together. Yeah, with 22 Jump Street. I was like, yeah, well, I thought it was gonna be dumb, really dumb, common. It does have good chemistry to do that. Yeah, with 22 jump shows, like if they hit like 75% of 21 jump street, I'll be happy.

It was way better than that. Yeah, and they make fun of the fact that it's a dumb movie and how they're just gonna redo the first movie. And, you know, 21 jump street, that's an address, like a house. And so that burned down so they moved to 22 jump street across the street. And as they're walking to it

You see that a condo is being built at 23 jump street They're like I feel like we're gonna be back across the street just next year, you know Didn't make a parody of like 27 jump street like yeah, yeah, it's like a montage going like all the way to like 34 jump street or something Yeah, yeah, but it had their constantly like very it like very, it's a movie that's very aware of it. Very self-properative. And very aware of it. It's not like a movie you go to, like take seriously.

Yeah, and they know, I mean, that's what makes it good. And I feel like they're making fun of a lot of other movies in the genre, like sequel. When they're like, like horrible bosses too. Yeah. Horboss is one is good, horrible is good, is same movie. But like, every single horrible boss is two, is that it? Yeah.

Oh, okay. I haven't seen that yet. Yes, you said, it's funny. I watch that. You like the version? Yeah. That's the first like I feel like that's very similar to 21 jumpsuits. You're like horrible boss to them. Like if that's 75% of the movie the first one. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's maybe the same thing. Yeah. Well, you watch. What else? So then there were a lot of movies. Oh, it then also saw rise of the planet of the apes. Oh, is it good? It's okay. It's, oh really?

About 75% of Donald's planet of the apes. Did you like Don? I like Don, I like Don a lot. Yeah, it is fucking amazing. And uh, rise is good, but it just wasn't as good as Don. It's still solid. So good. And the thing that caught me by surprise, have you all seen that one yet by any chance?

This, right. I didn't see it once. Words and a movie and the thing that caught me by surprise have you all seen that one yet by the chance This right in the second one now The thing that caught me by surprise that I wasn't expecting is All the apes communicate like via sign language. So a lot of the movie is subtitled It's like the apes are communicating and like making grunting noises, but it's like all I mean, it's an apes scene It's pretty much all subtitled We sort of podcast that's only like that. Oh, it would be like, oh. It was good. Gary Oldman's not in the movie very much.

I feel like he's in the trailer a lot. It's weird. He's the biggest part of the trailer. Right. But it's like every scene he's in in the movie is pretty much in the trailer. Oh, that's so weird. Who's in the movie? It's like, yeah, and that's the thing. It's like, oh, Gary Olman's not the star. He's like, like, also featuring Gary Olman.

And it's like, I don't even know who any of the primary cast were. Do you ever see executive decision? Yes, that's the Kurt Russell movies. Yeah, well, Steven Segal's like on the cover and he's in all the trailers. And then in like the first 15 minutes, he, there, like the plane breaks up

and he, he just falls through the sky and like you just you don't believe it you're like well how is he gonna come back from that yeah it gets is he gonna land on another plane and he's gonna come back in the movie but he's like no he's just gone yeah that's awesome yeah green girlman does not like die or anything in the first 15 he just doesn't have a lot of screen time yeah it's it's just the way they added it what about Steven's aagull? Was he even? Steven Seagull was not in that movie. Man, I used to watch Dark Territory 2.

Oh, I'm seeing him down the plane. Oh, no, that wasn't on the train. He's got a fight sequence at the end where they obviously are ramping the speed on the film and slowing it down to make him look fast. It's a bad guy, looks slow. Oh, my favorite part is he gets kicked off the train Of course, and he's trying to catch up to it and he just finds his truck on the side of the road opens the hood Finds two wires and then hits the wires together in the truck starts. Yeah, and then takes off so cool

But I realized he's not going through these movies. They were there weren't too many new movies that I hadn't seen that I was really wanting to see So I ended up rewatching a lot of stuff like every watched, um, uh, Edge tomorrow. It's a great movie. I didn't watch that in the theater. I regret not watching the theater. Is it the one that they renamed? Yeah, they renamed it, live, die, repeat. Yeah. That's a way better name. That movie's fucking good. Yeah. Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt. I haven't seen it. It's on my list to see when I'm alone. Yeah, you should absolutely watch it. Uh, like, and the, the promise. So I, the first time I saw it, they have like a 10 minute preview on the Xbox, you watch like the first 10 minutes of the movie.

Oh cool. And so I watched it with Esther and she's like, then we look, then we look boring as shit. I was like, well, let's watch it in a way, let's watch it. I really wanted to see it. So we watch it. And then like halfway through the movie, she's like, this is the best movie that's ever been made. Why did they give you the 10 minutes for free? That's not representative of the movie at all. Is it always the first 10 minutes? Yeah, it's always the first 10 minutes you get to see.

Was your highness the movie with James Franco? Yeah. Well, I saw that on a plane, but it was at the tail end of the plane, so I only saw tail end of the flight. So I only saw the first 20 minutes, and it was really, really funny. And then I got home and I bought it and paid $5, and then it was was like really shitty after that. I felt like when Lannister said that movie right? He is? He's the father. Oh he's in a bunch of stuff. Yeah. Isn't he in babe? I think he is. Yeah. Oh he's the farmer? Yeah. No he's the pig. No I'm just saying like I just had this like this is

really good makeup and positive. Well he seems so kind in that. And it's a... Oh, see the former? It's like the opposite of Tywin Lannister. Sinector. Yeah, and it's good. I gotta go see Baby. They should learn how to act.

So I just wanna say I said, is there tomorrow? I'm gonna rewatch days of future past as well. How does it work on slides like that? Do you have to pay for every movie or is there some sort of deal? It's just like on demand. You just watch like every movie you want.

You got like your own screen and you just like go through that. I figured there would be a little more lenient on a 15 hour flight. Yeah. And the interesting thing about days of future past is so it's like, you normally like you start a movie and it's like, this film has been modified to fit your screen or what did they give the disclaimers.

And I watched it and You gave that typical boilerplate and then it said something like also be aware of this I forgot the exact word and this film contains Scenes of a traumatic flight sequence. Please be aware of those around you So that's you were like Magneto's like controlling the plane and they get it dive. Oh, yeah, I can't believe they put that in there Yeah, it's good. It is otherwise people will be like know, they can't believe they put that movie in there. What if that scene? It's a very, it's only like a minute long scene. Yeah.

I guess they shouldn't put the movie flight on a flight or final destination. Yeah. Those two should be avoided. Or safely avoided. You know, what's it called? World War Z has a pretty traumatic flight scene. What about what's the president um First one Air Force one he staves the plane then it didn't go down though, right? I bet they don't show that on Air Force one

It's actually funny, right? I bet if I'm ever president first movie. I'm watching when I'm president. I'm like on the thing. Let's put on Air Force one No, like so we don't have it. Oh, damn it. So get off my back and get a listen to bare force one This is like I just want to be president now. It's so yeah time So then like I I'd seen like all the Movies I wanted to see I'd seen I'd rewatched a bunch of movies already and like the flight is still really long because you fly 15 hours They reply 15 hours back So then like I started like browsing through TV and it's like the big bang theory and like really popular stuff But nothing that I'm really into so then I started watching movie trailers Oh man, it was like, I know I was like just desperate for any kind of content to keep me like little movies

I love movies, movies I was like, they're like three minute long movies Yeah And it'll make me hopefully get excited about something I can watch later I love when you watch movie trailers on YouTube and you know how they have the ad before a video that you watch on YouTube when it's like another trailer for another movie. Oh yeah. It's just like great. I watched a trailer before I was watching this trailer. Was Apple trailers that precede YouTube? I remember that's how I watched everything and it's cool because there's

like so many that there's stuff you're gonna never see on TV. Yeah I mean that's yeah I was watching there all the time and in fact I think Bert and I've talked about this on the podcast several times before but when episode one first had its trailer If you wanted to watch the largest version possible on the internet you had to have quick time pro And watch it through the Apple trailers website. So it was like they're they're up sell Attempt that's crazy, but uh Yeah, so I watched a much trailers and I was not I know it's dumb because they have ads everywhere I was not aware of the Exodus movie Exodus Gods and Kings until I watched the trailer on that flight. Oh, that's the Moses

Yeah, it looks fucking crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. Bale as Moses And I guess it's a Ridley Scott movie and it's like super Ridley Scott like super epic scale crazy I am so excited to see that because you guys have seen the tank mamans. I've seen that. Yeah, it's Charlton Heston. I used to watch that every single day. Yeah, it was really, really good. And like, I'm excited to see how that's going to be done in this day and age.

Like modern technology. Yeah, like with the facts and everything like that. Yeah, like they don't really show like small in the trailer. They show small snippets of like the parting of the red sea, but you don't get to see the whole thing. Which I think is smart. It's like, it's like, you don't want to spoil like the big money shot I'd go see that like as huge as you can all right one commandment or I'm not commanding one plague

I never got was frogs I like frogs what it was no, but there's like a ton of Yeah, no imagine just like covered in the Frogs are cool Chris I'm just saying you can't even drive there's so many frogs like you're slip I wouldn't feel bad about driving over frogs. Yeah, you like stepping on frogs. I like when my first born son is killed Nor the first born just in case Focus all on the other kids Yeah, I think like with the Charlton Heston movie being so popular that really up the, like they knew they had to do this one, right?

When I was watching it, I was like, this is a really, really cool version of deep impact. Because it's like, you get to see these really catastrophic events in CGI, but they're more dynamic, the context is a lot cooler, and they're just scarier, like even the frogs. The frogs look fucking crazy They're so much detail they take hours to

Did you ever see the Prince of Egypt the animated version of it? No, no, it's great Yeah, I saw that that was that was a long time ago Yeah, I must say it's like late 90s 15 years ago. Yeah, I think it's like 98 99 I know for first time because we watched that trailer in in the office and I got really confused because I thought it was Noah. Oh, yeah, and I was like I was like wondering when he's when his boots gonna get your biblical stories mixed up Yeah, yeah, actually I read up on it and I read that

Aaron offsky wanted Christian Bale to be Noah in the Noah movie, but there was a scheduling conflict so we had to get Russell Crow instead. So we had like two actors that I wanted to cast in these stories and he's just like, all right, well, Christian Bale can't do this one so he'll do that one. I guess? I don't know, it's like, it's weird how that works. Yeah, it's funny. It doesn't bail. He just tries to stay in character all the time, which would be terrifying for a lot of movies But for Moses that'd be pretty cool, right like you think he's getting the door for people People do well like you know, it's the parting the red sea

I split an ocean The wall You can't split an ocean, you can't get the door. Yeah, I can't walk through the ocean. Do you think you like one to four years? You're like, I want to part the wall. Yeah. We're gonna get that wall for you. You walked around with a staff every day. I think you'd be really considerate. Probably. Do you think you went to like synagogue every day just to like get in the mindset?

I don't know. What do you do in synagogue? You like sing songs and pray and stuff. I don't remember. It's been like 15 years since I've been in Senegal or something like that. It's just like church like for maybe not 15. I had a but missed one. I was 12 I just imagine there's like 13 years people fighting like dreidel's Like dog fighting yeah Uh

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and we just have them in our office. I I just have to hide them at the old studio We had a hide a lot of stuff from people in the old studio. Yeah, that was that was a common thread Mm-hmm, and like for there they are Patrick got them. Thanks Patrick Like for example, we got to hide the fucking makeup wipes again Because I came back last week and they fucking disappeared.. I always buy this giant tub of makeup wipes so that when we're done shooting, we can just wipe our faces down. And they just disappear.

I speculate that, and I've said this before, I think someone's taking them thinking their butt wipes and wiping their ass with them. Yeah. Well, I'm actually, I'm trying to put out a record. It's not me. They were in the bathroom. Right.

So that kind of made sense. And I think that person is still doing it. God, I would imagine it would burn. would imagine it. What is huh? Who do you think it is? I don't know you have to have your speculations I mean, I think Meg even sent an email to everyone asking who had it No one's gonna admit to it now Yeah, because I never was gonna think that we think that they use What they complain? The Lewis said I know it's not for my butt I would make it for blank so if you like the movie talk we're doing

screenplay tomorrow that I have Chris and I we have something cooked up we're excited about what is it we can't say there's a drawing to see what would the movie of the week would be and there there were me, Brandon, and Blaine. You guys all put this down. We all put diehard in. And Jay was so pissed off. He was like, what? Yeah, he had no idea.

He pulled out. He was like, oh, diehard. Let's see what everyone else had. Is that too mainstream for him? I don't know. Yeah, you legitimately got mad. So we're going to see what we can do tomorrow. So you have something planned for screenplay?

Yes, we have something scheduled. During the live stream tomorrow for sponsors. For PM Central. Yep. And then we have something during the livestream tomorrow for sponsors for PM Central. Yep, and then available for the public the next day. Mm-hmm. I love that. Yeah. That's a good movie. If you if you want to watch and you haven't seen Die Hard near the fence, it's like a legitimately good Christmas movie. Like if you Google top Christmas movies, it's always on a list. You want to hate me a lot. I haven't seen any of the diehard movies. Well, I would just see the first one I don't hate you. I want to help you That's pretty good. I heard

Did you have your first one? Yeah, yeah, it's on Netflix. I think it is sweet. Oh, it's on Amazon or something at least I actually read bucks for the first time during Thanksgiving I didn't realize that you have to return it like right away or I'll say charge you per day that you have it I thought it was just like a rental fee. I don't realize that you have to return it right away or else they charge you per day that you keep it. Do you think uh, what were your three movies? It was the Lego movie X-Men, Days of Future Paths, and um, Chef. Which, oh Chef's so good. I, uh, I was in the middle. Yeah, I was, I was not blown away.

It was like a cute movie. It was like enjoyable, but I definitely would not want to see them theaters. I just enjoyed it. My girlfriend's also a chef. Is she the chef? She's the chef, nice. Yeah, so gotta, I gotta keep getting sidetracked. Winding again.

Try my screenplay. No, we're doing that, right? Yeah, yeah. So I went to Australia, went to Adelaide, which is a sister city to Austin, and Adelaide's like a sleepy like surf or town. It's on the coast and beachfronts beautiful. But apparently I didn't notice I didn't fact check. So please give me from Adelaide or you know about Adelaide. Please let me know on Twitter, hashtag RT podcast, whether or not I'm talking about my ass here.

But I heard from multiple people that Adelaide has please let me know on Twitter, hashtag our tpodcast, whether or not I'm talking about my ass here. But I heard from multiple people that Adelaide has this weird, like it's beautiful. Let me, I can't stress that enough. No, I went, beautiful picture. Are you were there? Yeah. Beautiful picture-esque. They've got like, did you go to the farmer's market,

central market? Mm-hmm, it's really cool. It's amazing, like all the fruits and vegetables and everything's like so fresh. But apparently it has this weird distinction where I think I forget It's like the highest number of murderers per capita. What I got any city in the world What yeah, where it's like there are more I don't know if you like Things that doesn't look like it all like a murder town, right?

Like it looks like oh I would go here and you know retire or like hang out and it's just like really pretty and nice. I was like, mergers? You sure it's not the sister city to Baltimore? Yeah, you would think. I don't know. I have a taskitude, I guess. I guess it's for that. It's a small town and they've had a lot of weird serial killers and murderers. So there's this weird undertone.

And they're like, danger. All the other murderers are like, we should go there, apparently, it's like the place to be. Sure, hold me that. They've got vegetables and fruit. Just going on. We can make a killing. All right.

They killed that guy. They did. I guess we went to Adelaide. So it was actually the second time I'd been there. I'd been there for the Adelaide Film Festival previously. When I went to Adelaide Film Festival like six or seven years ago, we did a panel for Rooster Teeth for Red vs. Blue. At one point I was walking through like one of the open-aired malls, like our Cades

that they have there, and there was like a band playing live music out in the middle of like the courtyard, and they were fucking playing a, come from a land down under oh it was like like is this isn't this like a stereotype is in the country fucking sick of this song? I would think so well people in America like when they play that song America fuck you that's an ironic song

yeah but I guess well because people like born in the USA right? yeah that's true yeah that's true yeah that's like a political song Yeah, but I guess people like born in the USA right? Yeah, yeah songs about the US in the US songs Like that's like a political song. They be yeah after you listen to the first part of it Yeah, everybody knows part of you in the USA. Do that song it like music video That is the biggest American flag I've seen in my life like who makes American flags that big there's a American flag

Place in San Antonio, I think they make like I mean this was like the size of a bill Yeah, custom-made American flag and what do you do with it after you're done with them? You salute the hell out of that So so hard your hand falls off. Yeah, the biggest hand you can find in the biggest salute possible I shouldn't be do that. I'm Canadian. I shook hands with someone who had giant hands recently and I was really intimidated How big are we talking? I'm big like I mean big enough to a point where I was like felt like I shouldn't say cancel them because you could like is it like that old food fighters video or the dream and they've got the big No, but it was like one of those things right shook hands and I'm like and he was a normal looking dude He wasn't like a really big guy. He just had huge hands. You know what that means right what?

Bit a weener. That's where big gloves. Is it had huge hands. You know what that means, right? What? Bit of a wiener? That's where big gloves? Is it though? I don't know. Yeah. It's sometimes, I mean, I guess it's not all the time correlation, but. Oh, I think someone debunked my Adelaide comment,

or was it, but then Twitter crashed. So according to Paul ZeroFDuty on Twitter, he says Adelaide isn't the murder capital. It's a myth that was in a documentary that started that rumor. Oh, I'm a little disappointed actually. Yeah, so I don't know. He's only personally commented on it,

so we'll see if, not as disappointed as all the serial killers that were listening to this podcast. Look in their flights. Look at the camera, it'll go. Finally, a place for me. None refundable. Then after the Adelaide event, we went out to Wellington, New Zealand. Did like a fan meetup. Oh, it's awesome. And so we thought that it was going

to be sunny. On the day we're going to do the meetup and there's like this botanical gardens. There's a like, oh, let's do the meetup at the botanical gardens, but of course it's fucking. It was in the morning. It was like, okay, might be fine. It fucking started raining with all that I know that's so So if we took like this we took public transportation up to the to the Botanical Gardens We're like all right We're gonna meet at the bar back up plan is to meet at the the cafe in the Botanical Gardens Let's you know walk there. Where is it? We look at a map. It's on the other side of the Botanical Garden So like through the rain, we have to walk like a fucking mile on these winding paths to get there

We finally start like approaching the, and as we're getting close, I see everyone in the cafe turn their heads and look at me and Jordan. I was like, oh, sweet, there's a lot of people. And I was expecting 20 or 30. We walk into the little restaurant area, and then there's people wearing wrist-t-shirts. There's two kinds of people in this restaurant. There's wrist-to-teeth fans who are wearing wrist-eth shirts and dressed up like X-ray and Vav and stuff. And then there's fucking senior citizens.

We're also Rooster Teeth fans. No, but I'm saying it's so easy, very clear who was there for the meet-up and who wasn't. It's like, okay, so yeah, like I'm gonna buy beer and I'm gonna walk around and talk to everyone. So like, Jordan and I buy like these half-liter beers and we're like walking around, like table-table talking everyone. And as I'm getting close to the end of the room, I'm oh we're making good time you know we're gonna get to talk to everyone like one of the guys working there's like hey listen you're all kind of blocking like the entrance to next it goes you know it's fine or whatever but you mind just like moving to the greenhouse it's like what's the greenhouse like

oh it's the building that's attached this one just go right through that door and I go through the door and it's like another 200 people. Oh, there's a group on the far left that little circular building is the restaurant. The law of building is amazing. And it was just filled with people. It was like, oh, shit. That's so cool that that many people came out though. It was bad weather. People had flown in from other cities in New Zealand. That's so cool. many people came out though. Yeah, it was it was bad weather people had flown in from other cities in New Zealand. It was so cool. Yeah, and we should go there more often. Yeah, it was awesome and at one point, I tweeted a picture of it,

but someone gave Jordan and I like these little containers of chocolate milk. And I was like, oh cool. And then like I see as he like I didn't know what it was. And as he handed it to us, I could hear like a murmur spreading through the crowd like they got the milk. They got the milk. Look it's the milk. It's the milk. And like and was like the milk the milk. And it was like. Oh, that's like the scene in Toy Story with all like the aliens.

Yeah. And see the claw. That's what I just. But apparently it's like this this this this chocolate milk made by a chocolate company in New Zealand called Whittaker's and it's like super desirable. They don't make very much of it and I guess stores have to hire extra security guards when they get the milk because people wait, like people go crazy trying to get the milk. That's so amazing.

It was really good. It was really good but it was just a bit freaky. Everyone was just like so. No, did people look at you when you were drinking it too? I went back to the hotel. I didn't drink it there. I was afraid I would get mobbed or someone, there's the milk. The milk. I was afraid I would get knocked out or something.

That is a weird kind of gift. Out of context. Yeah, and then once I realized like, oh shit, like this guy went through a lot of trouble to get two bottles of this and And give it to us It was really good. And then after New Zealand you went back to Australia, right? Yeah, I'm talking about New Zealand a little more though Um, there was at the meetup. There was also this guy. I keep me need to eat a picture of him, but I keep forgetting He had a cell phone that looked like it could only call 1992 And I was like what are you doing dude are you carrying a cordless phone? Yes, no, it's my cell phone. Oh my god. No way. He's like yeah I was like hold it up to your face. I took a picture of it with a lot of you have the picture

Oh, see if I can find it. It's a bad chick. It was like there's no way that that's actually a phone that works And I made him make a phone call I was like you are absolutely lying to me. How does it even still work? I don't know. He seemed kind of proud of it oddly. I feel like the people who have those really old phones are proud of it. Like yeah, I don't need a smartphone or anything.

I just need this and it's like we'll good for you. Cool. Yeah, I become something to brag about. Yeah, and I don't know. I feel like people are very smart me about it But this guy was not smart me I think he was just happy that he had a phone that worked and just like he probably was like I don't need any of that other shit Yeah, I just have a phone that I know works. I'm trying to get it to yeah

There's two types of people people who are like actually That's all I need and they know it and there's people who are like for some reason awfully proud of like Technology hipsters. Yeah, I like to think that guy's like. This phone's analog. I like to think that guy's dad was like seven years old and had an iPhone. Do you think there's ever going to be a return to rotary phones for like, oh, that would be great?

No, that's his real phone. I've got it. So you see, there's the restaurant bubble. That's awesome. That was the phone. Just satellite phones look like, right? Yeah, kind of. When you put that, like, you put that in your pocket somewhere?

He had a bag for it. Like a canvas tote bag. The guy that sets up all our lights. I'm a phone bag. The guy that sets up all our lights, like, he's very professional, very, you know, very sharp. The guy that says a baller lights like he's very professional very, you know very sharp and He still has like one of those old cell phones that hooks up to his belt and it's like as soon as you like he gets a call It's like So cool it's like no style points nobody uses those like

Belt yeah, thanks for their phone anymore. I see them them being sold in stores. Someone has to be fucking buying these right? Yeah, I think it's like people who are 50 and above Businessmen. Yeah, or women. I don't know Why my dad has one It's a good yeah, maybe I feel like it's like older dudes who are wearing sandals and socks They know what they wanted life and then you know everyone else be damn Pagers don't they no way there has to be dealers. Yeah, no drug dealers. Yeah, yeah, do you hang out with a lot of drug dealers? Not often

Can't say I do it was like like one last year something to tell me. One of my first jobs I had was a beeper repairman. Really? Wow, did you repair beepers? I had no idea how beepers worked. But I was like, oh cool, yeah, you need a beeper repairman. I can do that. And all I did was just like take them apart and spray compressed air on them

and then put it back together. And nine times out of ten that worked really? Yeah. It was like you just needed a tiny screwdriver. That's it. I had a tiny screwdriver. But that how you got your job is head of tech. I guess it was a start of it.

And then like, so then the other problem was sometimes they would stop vibrating. And all it is, like a little weight that spins around. So you just like take that weight off and put another one on. Really? So, so, so did you go in just beessing your way? Yeah. You're just like, I can do that. Yeah, I can do that.

Yeah, sure, whatever. Did you ever, whenever you applied for another job in the future, did you secretly hope that the guy intervening you had a broken beaper? Maybe like, let me show you something. I can't fix those anymore. Yeah, someone said, I mean, dad's, they're targeting them.

Obama's on the screen. I was like, why is Obama? He was got, wow. Yeah, he's got the clip What do you think Obama has? He had a blackberry during the his initial election. Yeah, I like to think that the president has his own phone like The Obama like special phone like it's pote us phone of the US. Well, it's okay. Just as an example Batman He had a red phone that would ring when things went down right

yes yeah the commissioner had a exact and i imagine the president has some sort of equivalent thing about modern days do you think it has snapchat they might be installed but what ever saying i'm ever saying is that he ever done a Amazon app store. What else is installed in Obama's phone? I guess it's a sort of communication thing with the CIA. And oh, you're being sweet. It's like some sort of like special like

Senator texting app or something where it's like, I don't know, I guess it's not a big market for that. We'll sell it up to a hundred copies of this application. And every six years, we might sell another... I think Obama still has Angry Birds on his phone. Yeah. One of the only... You think he can still get flat bird?

How's Luffy Bird? Yeah, not Angry Birds. I still have five. I got a little bit downloaded because he was going away. Yeah, and I was saying here, and I wanted to delete it. I would have deleted it by now, but I'm like But I could never get it back So I'm gonna be selling their phones for like thousands of dollars. I have Yeah, I think it was more I don't know if people actually sold that many I think it was just people were average like had them up for sale for that much

I don't know if they actually sold for I really hope not anybody who bought a phone for that. It's stupid fucking idiot So was I was talking about New Zealand? Um, I think that's pretty much it. The Fanny event was great. We definitely should go back. I think it had been like six years maybe or something. So we've done it. Tell me when we did that. They're not counting with simple lock. Yeah. It's only there like two or three days. That's a cool story. Those like how you kind of met up with them, like the first initial encounter. When we were in Vegas, we had a, uh, meet up with a RTV.gas crew crew and we had somebody recording we're in

this bar waiting for everybody because like oh it's gonna be really cool everyone's really happy and then we're just like waiting and waiting and then finally like people like tapped me on the back and they'd come through the back way and it was like well this is anticlimactic yeah, I guess we were walking, it was raining and we were walking like down this steep hill to the rest. I thought we were gonna slip and fall and like break an angle. Oh, amazing everyone saw you do that. Right, and then like tumble, like fall in the mud and a puddle. We're like, hey guys, I'm here.

You can just say that that was for all the Tumblr fans. Oh gee, God't get out too. Um, then from Wellington, we flew back to Australia. They went to Brisbane and apparently, so like we were getting ready to take off in Wellington and we were checking the weather in Brisbane. It's like, oh, it's gonna be raining this afternoon when we land.

Like, oh, that sucks, I hope the rain passes. Apparently it was the worst storm that's hit Brisbane in like 30 years. There was baseball-sized hail. Crazy flooding. We had to divert and circle for an hour before we could land. That's scary. When we did our first turn away from the airport, the plane got struck by lightning what right outside of my seat Doesn't wait really yeah what happens like I was looking at the windows like boy the weather sure looks bad and then I saw it and Felt it like I could feel the heat Oh, I love said it's like oh my god. I'm really hot. Oh now. I'm not and then it was just like shattery like shaking like this

We was so loud was any party that And people started screaming on the plane. That's a worse, when people start screaming on a plane, you're like, that's not gonna help anything. Yeah. Was there any party that wanted to see if you could like move stuff with your mind? Like that's your origin story, isn't he super hero? Play man, lightning, play man.

Everyone on that plane can see it. And he can control lightning from a plane. Hold on, let me get my plane I didn't say that like Esther slept through it or someone slept through it Holly slept through it. I don't know It wasn't me or wasn't Esther. We were looking like right outside the window. That's scary So the I guess it planes are just prepared for that. Yeah, it's no big deal. They're just like yeah, yeah It's like enough. Yeah, that's what the plane did it just shrugged

They're just like yeah, yeah, that's right enough. Yeah, that's what the plane did it just shrugged No, it was the fucking turbulence was bad I would have been freaking out. I wouldn't scream Shaking and and baby you Huh, I'm not that I saw people screamed actually people that was the second time people that screamed on that flight People screamed on the takeoff in Wellington because Wellington is a really windy city So it was it was a rough takeoff in Wellington because Wellington is a really windy city. So it was it was a rough takeoff. Uh, I don't really get scared of. I remember there's a fight where people were screaming and stuff and I was just annoyed

because they were waking me up. I was like, stop yelling because I can go back to sleep. Someone on Twitter who is the NXT Supreme is asking if I was thunder struck. Uh, very good. Um, yeah, so we landed and it looked like Esther didn't say this took for a couple of days later, but we landed and it looked like... Esther didn't say this took for a couple of days later, but we landed and she was like, you know what? We landed in a natural disaster.

Like the fucking downtown was just like broken glass and tree limbs everywhere from the hail. And I guess the trains had to stop running because of the flooding. So everyone who worked downtown and commuted was stuck downtown. So you saw just like hundreds of people Walking down the street together trying to find a taxi. That's crazy Yeah, and then we went to like this restaurant and I guess Their employees couldn't get there to work the shift so they only had like one waitress

And it was like the restaurant was packed as a result because nobody could leave downtown. Yeah We're get in and there was like oh my god. It was the worst possible situation to be in. It was crazy. Can I say something? If you knew, like you were guaranteed, you would be safe and totally fine, would you want to go through a plane crash? Like a walk away from it?

Yeah, you knew you were gonna die, but like, you know, playing like, and it like lands on the water, and it like, you get a ride that little that sweet slide that they always tease you with. I want to say yes but I feel like it would still I'd probably throw up like even if I'm fine. Yeah no. It's like a roller coaster. You wouldn't know you're gonna be fine. No no no. Whatever. So it's like a roller coaster. I think it would. It's scary but yeah

because you know what the thing is maybe Gus lives everyone around him might be dead And it's be like oh here's someone's arm here also a roller coaster is only from like a hundred feet in the air Maybe a plane falls for like five minutes out of like six or seven miles in the air. Yeah, well that's you know to us That's a big time because we have roller coasters But I mean, but when the first roller coaster was made people were like oh man, that's really high in the air You're playing pressure probably like never able to fly again. Yeah. I imagine you're just fucked up for life.

Just like, no. I would never want to go on a plane again if I went to your car. Or like, and even if you had survived through it, like anytime you would hit turbulence or have like a little drop from then on, you'd be like, oh, this is it. It's happening again. They didn't give me the first time. Yeah. This is the final destination.

Um, you know, I was thinking the other day. I had a little of those movies. is the final destination. You know, I was thinking the other day. God, I love those movies. We're gonna file a destination. The best. I realize that when you load, like let's say you go to IKEA and you buy, but you're shit in those boxes and then you like try to arrange everything

in your car to get it home, that's like setting up an opening sequence for like final destination. I know boxes everywhere. It's like, man, if I hit someone, like that box is gonna fly and like knock my head off and it's like you're creating a death trap for yourself. Got my dad was the worst about that stuff I remember driving and then when I was a kid having to put my hand on a box was at the top of our sit Dan

I mentioned just like whenever I'm on an elevator something getting stuck in the doors and then it like going up You think about that every time we get out of it not every time But because I saw the final destination movie's not happening. Like, I don't know, messes with my head. I kind of just trust things. Like, well, no, like elevators and planes, I'm just gonna, there's nothing I can do to get.

I'm gonna not take an elevator or a plane. Same thing with dentists. That's why I was like, how many, I don't care. I have a cab, take care of it. Do you always pay attention though, when the elevator opens to make sure that the elevator is there? And it's not just an empty shaft. Well, I mean, you're gonna see you right away.

I'm not paying attention. I'm not paying attention. Are you on your phone? And you're just like, you know, you're just like, oh, I heard the elevator open. I'm gonna walk. No, yeah, because I look with my eyes. There was a story. A couple of people. Yeah, a couple of years ago, there was a maid in a high rise. I think it was in New York who had called the elevator and like she was backing up with her cart. The elevator doors open and she was backing up to get into the elevator with the car. The elevator wasn't there and she just fell down the shaft. Did she die? Yeah. Did the thing land on her? I don't think so. Yeah. She

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You look like you're having a crisis like you didn't even hear Barbara asking for the bow Yeah pass it down to Barbara so So you know the whole thing with with supernova is there's a bunch of like, he's eating like an animal. I've got some napkins for you guys. There's a bunch of celebrity guests that they have there at the event. So the guests when I was there was Jack Gleason, who played Jofrey in Game of Thrones. That's a picture you took a picture with him at a bar.

Really nice guy. Man, that's really nice. Yeah, really. He's super, super nice and like super approachable, super talkative. Oh, I'm sorry. And, you know what, I mean, it just goes to show. It just goes to show like what a good actor he is.

There's, in fact, I looked him up on YouTube and there's a video, I guess, where he did not dish in. And they just told him, deliver the line, my god, it's sunny outside. Deliver it once as yourself and deliver it a second time as a villain. And it's just like a 35 second long clip of him, like then giving the line as himself,

like a chipper normal person. And then just like turning evil and giving the evil delivery of that line. Is that what you're doing? No, I couldn't do it. He has like so many like little mannerisms that he does. Like with Jaffa, like he was always adjusting his shoulders and like he would look, you know,

a position his head is certain way. It's like all these little, little things that he does when he's acting and he uses them all in that clip. It's really, really good. Yeah, he's one of the best villains in the show. I think he retired from acting. Really? Oh, did he?

Yeah, man, I mean, he might have, I'm sure people were so, so rude to him and mean. Did they like his character? Yeah, yell at him. Yeah, that's a sign of such a good actor. It's like people legitimately fucking hate him. And it's like, yeah, an incredible actor. Really good child actor. Welcome on Twitter.

Welcome to the internet. There you go. So yeah, who else was there? Oops, I think my iPad crashed. So I also talked a lot with Alan Tudyk, who else was there oops? I think my pet crashed So I also talked a lot with Alan Tudyk who's washed on a firefly. Oh, that's awesome Yeah, I think he was in V as well. I think was he I don't know who else is there? Grant Yamahara from Miss Buster's cool and talked to him I ran into grant all the time and

No, Ristrathees. Yes, he was from other Ristrathees I was gonna say like it seems like that would be something that they would be aware of and James Kaisen I think was his name. He was ando in heroes Wait, who? Ando heroes friend. Oh, yeah Didn't have superpowers. Yeah, he was a he was there all the time That dude is fucking buff. Well, really? Yeah, he was there all the time. That dude is fucking buff Really? Yeah, he every morning he would go out for a run and like you would just see like he did not I don't think that guy had an ounce of fat on his body. He was just like all muscle. It's crazy. They care atop effect Oh God, and he was he was not a character. I didn't look like he juiced or anything He was just naturally care. I think it is the most terrifying

I think her top juice. I think care to have you. I think you're a top juice. I think carrot top juice is a lot. I think it's hard work and determination and lots of drugs. And lots of steroids. It's steroids. How many times have you been to Australia for supernova? Oh, for supernova was my first time for supernova. Really?

Yeah, but I've been to Australia like 10 times, I think. Oh, well, I'm trying, oh, and then I also talked a lot with Alfredo, who last? I'm trying to, oh, and then I also talked a lot with, uh, I forget her last name, Tori Something from Stargate Atlantis and, uh, Neve Macintosh from, uh, Dr. Who. She plays the green alien. Oh, she's great. The Victorian. Yeah.

She was awesome. You know what they're like? She really, really cool. They don't have like, I helped her subscribe to our YouTube channel. Oh, are you serious? Yeah, like, she's waiting for me. She's like, oh, you have a YouTube channel like here. I she was like here. I just installed YouTube on my phone Show me how to subscribe she's like I've never subscribed to any YouTube channels. I'm to subscribe to yours I'm so confused. I'm so surprised why she they don't have their own spin-off series

I wouldn't be surprised if they do in the infears. They're really funny. There's no equivalent of Taking steroids for your brain, right? You can't like, I'll try to say it's all a brain that's lost with this brain. But you don't mean like you can't just be like, and then you get really smart. Because people will totally do,

there's no, there is nothing like that. You're, my, people might argue that cocaine is something like that. It's not wrong, it's not smart. But it like puts your brain into like hyperactive mode. Yeah, but I don't know if it necessarily increases your intelligence. Steroids make you stronger, right?

I mean, they also have bad effects, but you know. They have berries. I eat too many berries. They're so good. Are you okay? Yeah. How much you have? Two, but they're very rich.

They're very rich. They're huge Yeah, the white chocolate one because those are the best. Oh, yeah I'm I'm I'm why I'm always every time that their response or I normally am not a white chocolate fan But the white chocolate strawberry is hard to make the mix between that and the strawberry are definitely good That's what I recommend if you get shares various is just get as many white chocolate ones as you possibly can I want to be rolling out combine them together and eat them together You ever mix all your food together? No.

Just make one giant line for one time. You know what you need to do is just get a thing of Oreos, pour them in a bowl and put milk in it. Oh yeah, and I did it for lunch once. It was the worst lunch. It's a lunch. Yeah. Oh, it's a meal, guys.

No, it's a tough meal. Yeah, because you'd like half the container. I went to lunch with Chris last week and We went to a Greek place kind of close to the office that I'd never been to before and we're driving there And I'm like is this place any good and Chris goes yeah, they give you a lot of food They go wait wait wait, but is the place good? He goes yeah, it's really cheap Your definition of good in my definition, because I think my definition of good is the food good.

He was, what's cheap in the game? A lot of it was cheap. What? The food was not that great. You have it, it was a piece. I feel like I played four dollars. They have the give like that yogurt sauce stuff. Yeah.

And they were like, I'm going down the line. They were like, do you want any yogurt sauce? They go, just give me very little. Like, I get a giant spoonful of fucking fucking hot. He already had his skin to his like, I was like, when did you start hating your job? I like that place because you do get a lot for very little and it's okay. So it's like you're willing to sacrifice quality for quantity. It's okay. That's about as fair as I can be to it.

So I agree with Chris. I was always jet lagged as fuck that day. I could barely eat. Yeah. It was really odd. It was like a day after I'd do that hard. They were good thing for jet lag. I guess you take your shoes off and you roll them on the carpet barefoot. You know, I forget who it was. I think go watch the earth. I think it was it was an interview with... It was an interview with some director. I don't know who it was. I want to say it might have been JJ Abrams who said that he did that all the time because of diehard. He would always, you know, every time he traveled to try to get a legit leg, he was take

his feet out of his shoes and like, Robo on a shag carpet. He said that he'd been doing it for years, you know, decades probably. And that one day, you know, after doing it for maybe 15 years or so, he stopped and thought, this was just a plot device to get drama cleat shoes off. Oh, that's funny. It doesn't actually do anything for Jeff. Yeah. It's simply a plot device to hit him out of his shoes

for the, for later scenes in the movie. But it could have been a placebo thing. He could have believed it. And like he thought it was, I was about to say, like, where do you find Shaq Harpits? No one has Shaq Harpits, and I look down. And I was like, oh, I kind of want to take my shoes off. I'd be like, I don't have jet lag but

It feels good anyway. Yeah. It's one of where am I? So you've all been to Australia. You've been, you've been. You went? Yeah. Brandy went to Joel and Bernie. Bernie. Oh right, the miniature barbed wire.

Yeah. Guess who has a barbed wire? That could have been a thing. That easily could have been a thing. Hint, hint, hint. Nobody in Australia wants to see you, Barbara. Oh, I think like maybe one or two people might. They told me specifically. Send a B team. Maybe some of the older people.

The older people. Oh yes, someone actually, some people did give me a letter to give to you. Yeah. Which I did. I delivered it. And they gave me a letter to give to Jack and Ray and I give him that too Oh, was it the same people? No, it was different people. Okay. I was gonna After I I gave the the letter to Jack and Ray Ray joke and was like oh sweet Is it you know is there heroin in there? There drugs in there? I was like I'm never bringing a sealed envelope for someone else ever again

Oh shit, yeah, they could have been they could have put something in there to like screw with you And then you get held up at the boy like I swear it's not mine. I'm just bringing that like I'm below for someone else ever again. Oh shit. Yeah, they could have been they could have put something in there to like Screw with you and then you get held up at the boy like I swear It's not mine. I'm just bringing that like I'm not don't give me shit to give to anyone else because I'm not doing it anymore When you go to New Zealand they don't have drug sniffing dogs, right? They have fruit sniffing dogs I think they they sniffer No, this stuff is different drugs this dog just I think the dog steps her both Pretty down the dog

I think it's one of the other I think the duck smell multiple things This is the weed dog this is the cocaine dog This is the heroin dog. It's the same fucking dog do they just add one more thing that fruit to it Yeah, but it's like if it has a smell for drugs and for fruit do it drugs is multiple things it doesn't it's not a lot of drugs you know that drugs right you can smoke a cane I can't I said a dog no but it's got it's got that's what they're drugs dogs I have a meta drug dog. I don't know Do you want to? Oh He's only met fruit dogs when I was in Going there is like there's nothing about there's nothing. There's no warnings about anything but fruit

Like they're very particular about because you have to see drugs anyway Like it's not like they're warning at the airport by the way don't murder anyone. It's like that's understood There's a baseline level of laws that transfer everywhere. I guess there's no drug sniffing dog warnings and airports. Yeah, there has to be. No, because it's illegal. No, because you don't need, yeah. Don't murder anyone.

Well, that's a good rule. Right. Yeah, but they don't need to put signs up telling you. Apparently, if they're going to Adelaide, just don't bring don't worry about drugs Drugs nipping dogs is I I don't I've never Been in an airport where I have drugs or anything like I always get really really scared they they're I'm always afraid that they're gonna smell something on me Yeah, nothing I have no nothing drugs on like bacon. I don't know. I just yeah, like I just get nervous

Dude one time I went to I think I was going in I was either going to Australia to do it one of them and you know when you get into the country You have to pick up your bags and then you go through like the like the dogs come and they smell your stuff And then you go to like customs and immigration There was one dude outstanding next to you waiting for our bags his bag came off the belt He picked it up put it down and right then the the dog was coming by, and it smelt his bag and sat down. So the officer's like, I need to go through your bagster. And I'm standing right next to him, because I'm waiting for my bagster. They pull everything out of his bag, look, you know, everywhere, there's nothing in it. Yeah. And officer's

like, okay, sorry for the inconvenience. Guy puts all the stuff back in the bag, zips it up, picks up the handle, another dog comes by, smells it, and sits down immediately. The officer's like, we need to go through your bagster. And the guy's like, but that guy, he just went through my bag. He's like, we need to go through your bag sir and the guys like but that guy he just went through my bag and he goes through your bag again sir have to pull everything out again well it's because the first was the drug dog that was the the fruit of the drug

did they find anything in second time? nothing got nothing but it's like you said you may have been in proximity to something that's what was afraid of it was like I go to myoner friend's house and I'm like near him too much or something Wait, Quink. Yeah, well like what if you have like money on you that there's a lot of cocaine on dollar bills and stuff like that There's also money sniffing dogs really For like if you have large quantity money, right?

Like trying to smuggle it like yeah, yeah So you learn something every day? Is that looking for a quiz? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hmm. I went to, you know, years ago, a long time ago, eight or nine years ago, I went to Tokyo. And over there, like, Sudafedrian's illegal. So like, Sudafed.

You could have used to make math, right? Right, because it's used to make math. I was convinced that I was going to have suitafid in my bag by accident. Oh, that's shit like that. I took you to my bag like five times before I finally went. I was like, I don't want any suitafid in that bag. You put in if you did all that work to make sure you didn't have suitafid and you went to the airport and you realize you had meth.

Like, man. But there's no sign saying I can't have it. It's not like I brought an ass. Where's it illegal? In Japan. Japan? Yeah. Did you hear what happened in China recently?

They banned wordplay and puns in China. Oh my god. I didn't hear that. I don't know the details of it, but apparently in China, they banned people making puns. What does that mean? I don't know because apparently it was like being used to insult the government or something. I don't read that. They said that.

I think they just said it because it's not funny. But guess who's been tweeted that every day all day? For the last couple. Because you can't go to China. I'm like darn. Guess I'll have to not go to China because I make puns. Yeah. Because I can't help myself.

Yeah. You don't, you don't, you don't, you don't want us to be thrown in prison. Then they probably have. Don't make pun signs. They have puns, sniffing dogs. I have a person laughing and like a big X over it. No, they have someone going like this. Yeah, and a big X over it. And someone like this. That's the one with the X through it. So what else I talked about? Brisbane. We came back another long flight back. Brisbane we came back another long flight back On the way back I had the

Most chipper flight attendant ever which at first was fine. It's like okay This guy's really upbeat, but then by like hour 10 you're like what the fuck is wrong with you? Like every single thing he said to me was a joke. Oh My god, that's obnoxious. It's like itck. It's like if Michael Scott from the office was your flight attendant. That would be incredible. Oh no, after like 15 hours, I just wanted to get off that fucking plane. Why don't you just give him a look? I couldn't, I felt bad. I don't know. It's hard when you're like with someone you can't leave and they can't leave. Yeah, we're stuck there. And he's bringing me my food and everything. Oh yeah, that's true.

Yeah. Did you feel obligated to laugh at everything you said too? Yes. I hate that. And then on the way down there, I had an exit row seat and there was like a flight attendant jump seat like facing me. So I'll take off, take off, you know,

before this like 15 and a half hour flight, this flight attendant sits down and she's super chatty. And I'm like, well, she might be my flight attendant. So, I'll like engage her, I'll like laugh at her stupid stories and whatever. So I'm like, she's like, she won't shut up. We find the takeoff, she goes to go do her job like, okay, oh, she's the first class flight attendant. I'm not going to see her this whole flight.

And then we take the whole flight, then, you know, it comes time to land, you know, 15 hours later. She goes back to sit and she's still super chatty. I'm like now. You know I didn't know I was like I'm not engaging If only she like hooked you up with some first class like benefits. Yeah, the warm nuts or something I got my own warm nuts. Yeah, first class get I don't know I'll say I'm on international flights But one time Bernie gave me his first class seat, and he sat in the back with someone else, and they give you warm nuts,

like a bowl of warm nuts. You've never had the warm nuts? I've never even had. I know they, I didn't know that was a thing. I don't, you don't know what you're missing. So I'll admit it, I have enough miles to where I got upgraded on the way back to business first for the flight from Australia.

They had a build your own Sunday bar. What? The king, yeah, it's like you got a dish of vanilla ice cream and they're like, what do you want on it? And there was like this huge tray with like every topping possibly like, oh, I'll take nuts and chocolate sauce and cherries and whipped cream and it's like fucking asshole. Everything you can possibly imagine. They had a clown too. It was so good. See, when you said Sunneber I thought they meant like on the plane that you had to get up and go to you. I was like how big was this plane? Yeah. Like an actual bar. In the front they actually have like a fresh fruit. I mean I was boiling too much. In first class they have a fresh fruit and wine bar. Or it's like it's

constantly any time during the flight you can get up and you can go to it. And like this bottles of wine and fruit and cheese Just laid out really yeah, and you can just like get whatever you want for your own wine How do I get but it's there's ever mass turbulence aren't those all of us? I'm just turned into deadly weapons. Yeah, I'm not sitting by that though But it's getting me air. It's gonna like it's fine Hey, that does the Is it just why are they out? Why the benefit? No, no, I have have a question why are warm nuts better like I don't know

I don't know Harden like No, I mean I'm like why are hot nuts? All right never mind Nope, I'm a few in first class and someone gave you room temperature nuts. Would you like? No, you throw it in their fucking face By reviewing first class and someone gave you room temperature nuts would you like be like I would feel like No, you throw it in their fucking face. What is this? Just imagine like for example cashews. Do you like cashews? Yeah, you like you prefer I'm like slightly warm. I'm gonna just go I'm gonna start microwave you should

It's delicious and they give you like the hot towel and everything and I like that's like you the hot towel and everything. So it's like the hot towel is nice. You don't really see any blankets. Yeah. The only time I really had the hot towel thing is that one haircut place that gives you a hot towel. Yeah. Hot towel? It's nice.

It is. You can freshen up clean up a bit. I didn't know I was going to be sitting in first class that time. And so I was like wearing my hockey jersey. That's the best. I looked like a piece of shit. That's the best.

I know. But I felt like really out of place because I was surrounded by businessmen who are all like in their mid 50s or something And I think I was like 22 at the time You should have been like My daddy put me here Yeah, I'm the way back like I've I've owned the LA to Austin flight, I was really tired, so I was trying to sleep. And I was like, imagine these are the armrests on the plane. I was inside my own armrest, and my arm not even on the armrest, but the dude next to me was working on a presentation on his laptop, and was like, elbowing me in my seat the whole fucking three hour flight from LA.

I was like, dude, I just want to close my eyes and sleep Have you ever had like I was like I hope you're in my head. I was just like I hope your business fails Of the presentation bombs. I hope everyone booze you out of the meeting you're going to this is actually 15 years ago And then man looked at it and on Have you ever ever had like space battles on a on a plane not like space battles like space invaders I'm talking about like where you have your arms somewhere and then they put their arm there and you're like no my arm is here All right now oh no I be worried like if that's in a bathroom and you touch your toe and someone else's foot Like what it's very different like if you

Yeah, that's very different, but it's just one of those things to like, no, this is my, this is where my arm was. You don't get to come in trying shove my arm out of the way. The way it works, if it's three seats, the window person doesn't get an arm rest. The middle person gets both of them. And then the aisle seat gets the one on the end. Yeah. Well, you understand that and I understand that, but not some of the people. If you've got to get it, always go like to the very back and just stick your elbow in there in the very back

Because then you get leverage and you can do this and work the whole way up. But where's that rule? Where's this rule, right? They should be, you know, when you're waiting to carry. It's common currency. When it's like take off your shoes, don't have this in your bag. There should be like signs of the armrest rule. I think they should put that in airports.

Like, you're in the middle, it's like, come on. Yeah, you gotta get on. You gotta have something. Yeah. You're in the worst position possible. You don't get a window and you have to like baller someone if you need to get up to the bathroom, which is my least favorite thing to do on an airplane.

I'd rather sit on the aisle for that reason. Yeah. Because I'm so Canadian that I can't be like, excuse me. Excuse me. That's why I prefer aisle as well. Yeah. I don't want to talk to anyone.

I don't want to deal with anyone. Especially if they fall asleep and then you're just like, fuck. Yeah. Yeah, aisle C closest to the front of the plane. I hate waiting, hates sitting there. I like to. But I can just kind of lean on it. Watch for lightning.

The best is planes that only have like the aisle that's just one seat. And it's like you get both aisle and windows Yeah, but you're on a tiny ass plane then yeah You got a fucking gate check your stupid bag and they're gonna put it. They're gonna fucking do you check your bags man? I always got it so great to Vegas this past weekend I was just I was there less than 24 hours. I just went with my backpack. They normally bring the work That's awesome. Yeah, that is awesome.

I got some clean clothes in there and just went. It was fucking amazing. Was it better than when we went to Dallas? It's about the same. Except I was there overnight, you know? Yeah, because we brought nothing with us to Dallas. Yeah. Like not even a bag.

Oh, that's right. I didn't even take my backpack on that. And you all said that. That was better. You all said pizza on the way back. Yeah, I'm playing. We were so full. So much pizza even take my backpack on that. That was better. You all felt like pizza on the way back. Yeah. We were so full. So much pizza. Too much pizza. Yeah. There was such a thing as too much pizza. I hate that you suggested we had pizza for lunch before doing the pizza.

I wasn't thinking. So much to stop two more other options besides pizza. You were trying to set the palette. Well, at the time, like when we did the video, I guess I even have been on to talk about the podcast pizza. At the time, we were there at the pizza. Well, at the time, like, when we did the video, I guess I haven't even been on to talk about the podcast pizza. At the time, we were there at the pizza headquarters, and we knew that the menu was going to be new, and like, all we're going to do all this new stuff. But so, my head, I was like, well, I'm going to eat the old menu stuff that they're selling out, you know, like in the company cafeteria, that we have a baseline of comparative.

But then I realized I'd be eating pizza for like the next five hours. Is that all they served in the cafeteria? No, they had other stuff too. They had like wraps and salads and different stuff like that. Oh, it's good. Because it's also the same company owns like Taco Bell and KFC as well. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, and Pepsi. It's all the same. Yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. I should have got a wrap or something else. Yeah. It was just, I just wasn't thinking. Because I think we had, I think that would be seven slices of pizza that day.

We didn't eat all of it. I think I thought it was more than that. It was so much. Yeah, because we had the at lunch. And then we tried three different pizzas. And then we each made a pizza. Yeah. It's like seven, too many.

Yeah. We got a 30 inch pizza today. Yeah, it was a big. 30 inch pizza today. Yeah, there's a big 30 inch pizza. It was intimidatingly big It's a happy when you Mario went to go get it oh Luckily, Mario has like an SUV. She was able to transport it in the back of her SUV successfully up there It's I think we're making jokes as you'd have to strap it to the top of her car

Oh, she just had to take Brandon And hold on it to the top of her car. Oh, she just had to take Brandon. She's just at the side and hold on to it on the top. But we also got the pizza that received podcast pizza as well. This is actually the first time I'd eaten it since we actually made it. Because I think the menu launched when I was traveling. Yeah, it was a mid-November or end of November. Yeah, so this is like the first time we've been back and had a chance to try it. It's funny. My parents they watched the podcast and everything and they know about the podcast pizza and I told them that

I'd ordered it to my apartment because I wanted to have it one day and they're just like, oh did the person delivery and be like, oh, you're this is your pizza and I'd be like, no, because they just work at pizza hut. They're not all rooster teeth fans all of a sudden. Yeah. And teeth fans. Yeah, I was like, yeah, I don't it'd be cool if we got it for free Yeah, that would have been funny though if the kid was like delivering it and then you open the door and you who were yeah I would think like if they delivered it here they'd be like rooster teeth Rooster teeth Well, we don't know what they do. They're like well, this is the run

They didn't know what if you didn't order the Rishuji pizza? We ordered like, I just didn't. Pizza is the thing that we, uh, when we're back in the end of the year. You can't have this, you're not back in the year. We're back in the end, we always got delivery. And I remember there was at one time that, um, we threw a party for our delivery driver. We haven't actually like put that.

Yeah, do we? Yeah, thanks, though. Yeah. Google it. We do. Yeah, now I don't want to continue because it's like Oh, it's actually that's birthday, right? Huh? It was actually his birthday. I don't think so. No, we just wanted to throw a party for them. We got to be nice. This is birthday. We didn't know. Oh, yeah, that's He was like, he was like, oh, yeah, happy birthday Did you do it before? Oh yeah, happy birthday!

It was so weird. And then there was like 10 minutes to... It was really awkward too, he was like, How did you guys know? It was like 10 minutes to the podcast too, so we're just like, alright, get out. I think I had a boombox, I was playing music too. You did, you were holding it over your head.

Yeah. It was beautiful. I missed the old office. Man, you didn't work in that annex. No, I don't miss the end. It was 100 degrees or it was 40 degrees. I definitely thought about that this summer during the heat of the summer. And now that it's getting cold outside, we don't have those heaters hidden around.

No, no, no, we didn't have a heater. You had a heater behind your chair. I thought you said we didn't have the heaters around me. You mean me, that's what I said. King Gus. Listen. When you say we. Yeah, we didn't have the heaters around me.

We're doing a secret Santa. I guess this year, me. You're not doing secret Santa, though. No, I'm not doing secret Santa. I know who has you for secret Santa here. Cool. I don't. But last year, Brandon got me a secret Santa.

Where did secret Santa last year. Yeah last last December and Brandon Came in and he had a gift bag with him and I was really excited because everyone was getting these really thoughtful gifts for everybody And he came in and he and it's me and he was you know here. This is for you Barbara I like I really like said. I'm like. Oh, thanks Brandon. I open up as fucking coal. Oh I heard about this. You were fucking pissed. I was so mad. I think it was funny. Yeah, I went online. I went and it was not easy to get real cold. Like you could have thrown this in a train and it would have like, you know,

I would have gone. How are that train? But here's the thing is that like he gave that to me and he's like, all right. And he's like, you don't think it's funny I was like haha okay, thanks Where's the real good And he's just like oh this is like what I got you like no really He's like that is what I got you and I was like that's fucked up dude

And Adam and Adam who I shared an office with at the time were so like they felt so bad for me because I was like Visibly upset that they went out to target and bought me like a present Yeah, I heard about that Starbucks gift cars and stuff because they felt so sorry, but it turns out Brandon actually had to get for me the night You just did a long gone, but the accident Get to order something It was that night Same day delivery. Where'd you get that from? And he had to order something and order the liver. It was that night.

Same day delivery. Where'd you get that from? No, it was all stuff from like Tojoi, which you could have gone to that day. No, it was because when you moved here, it was a year before. Yeah. It was like all the Christmas stuff.

Yeah, I've owned it. It's been here for three years. It's crazy. Yeah. My visa got renewed, so three more years with me. We're stuck with you. Three more years. Three more years. If Mom We're stuck with you three more years

If mom keeps telling me to get married Because she doesn't want to deal with my visa anymore. It's a long process. Yeah, I think like two years ago I had to like start the conversation with you like Do you want a station we work on starting the renewal process? Yeah, I'm like yeah, I was like all right You sure? I don't know How long would you have to stay married to somebody if you married them and won't Lisa? No, I don't think it's like you have to be married for them, for two then for a while. I think it's just like you have to know them for a while before getting married. I think you have to, I think you have to be, I think you can't get a permanent visa until

you're married for a while, right? I think you get your green card pretty much like you could apply for it right away. I think there's like a two year delay or something. Yeah, like you can't just get married and you get your green card. No, I know. But you can stay as long as you're married, right? Maybe in Jacob William and Mary for a year. Oh, really?

I don't know. Maybe there's exceptions with some countries. Maybe. There was that show on TLC for a while earlier this year on if you ever saw it. It's called 90 Day Fiancé. No. Who is guys meet women on the internet and they come to the US and they have like a 90 day visa to decide whether or not they want to get married.

Like a mail order bride. Kind of. Audition. It's like an audition. Yeah. And it's like they either give up on the dude and go back home or they decide to get married and they only have 90 days to figure it out. Oh, the girls are deciding. Right. I thought it was like the guys were deciding.

No, the guys will take anything. Yeah, all right. Fair enough. That's messed up. Yeah, yeah, it was a painfully awkward to watch. Yeah. Yeah, it was, I think it ran earlier this year. There's so many fucking reality shows.

Like, you sent me that video earlier today of that high- speed chase in LA. Oh, that was so great. It was like this guy was like trying to get away from the cops going like 90 miles now. And we've all seen like, you know, these high speed chases and they always end the same way. Typical LA chase. Yeah, you know, they corner you and then you get out and you kind of like run away

and they attack for you. Yeah. This guy had a longboard skateboard that he jumped out of the car with. That's awesome. That's like an in-get turtle skateboarding across the street. He ran a bit to get across the street, got on the sidewalk, and threw the skateboard down and tried to skate away. He wasn't very good. He was also probably really frazzled, I imagine.

Yeah, he was also kind of fan. Not on his game. And so, yeah, then the cops get him. But so the interesting thing to me is, like we talk about, I was just saying how there's so many reality TV shows. So the guy like gives up on the skateboard, starts running, then like this big pickup truck like tries to block him, then he runs around the truck and the truck like cuts him off and like basically pretty much pins him against a wall.

The dude who was driving the truck used to have a reality TV show. What? You didn't watch the whole video clip then did you? Not all of it. So then the guy in the red pickup who cuts him off used to have like a car repossessing reality TV show where you would go about around and repossess people's cars. That's great. Now he catches.

And now he comes full circle. It's like this is a typical L.A. to me. It's like everybody's an act. Everybody's working on something. Everybody's been in a movie. Yes, like this guy who was formerly on the repo man reality TV show. It's like a balloon boy a few years ago. Oh God. You know, it was like the kid. Everybody thought he was stuck in this giant. No, he was stuck in like a little cradle and under this big weather balloon. And he wasn't in there. And they found out that he was hiding in the attic but it turned out that the dad had like

created this big stunt publicity stunt and made his son lie about it and they used to have their own reality show on uh... they were on like trading mothers or something they were a wife swap wife swap what it was yeah they were trading i'm sorry i'll give you 10 bucks for her

We're cookie cookies and all it's all way better I love your incomplete thoughts Chris. I think I know the the way to get famous now is to be on a serial commercial Serial? Yeah, I don't know if you saw the video on Reddit. It's like stars before they were famous They all did serial commercials Are you thinking about what's the name for breaking bad? Yeah, he was on serial commercial piano reels like if I wish I could name more of them, but it was airpa was on honeycomb No, no, it was a coin pot Do Tony Hale

Buster from rest of development was on a lot of really famous TV commercials He was on the first youokeiro Taco Bell commercial. Really? Yeah, he was in that car commercial where he's like doing all the weird stuff and then they opened the door and it's the Roboto music. Yeah. Yeah. I love that song.

Yeah, he's the one who's dancing and there's a lot more. That's cool. Yeah. I mean, I guess it's. Yeah, yeah, you're sorry. Yeah, you had the one who's dancing and there's a lot more. That's cool. Yeah. I mean, I guess it's. Yeah, yeah, you're sorry. Yeah, you had to get somewhere. Would you go to be when you got my pops? What did I want to be when I wanted to work in the video game? And if you wanted to make my want to make video games, yeah,

they haven't made a video game, but I kind of work. Yeah, I guess you kind of got there. So I went to PlayStation experience. Oh, that's awesome. Let's talk about a segue in Vegas. While I was there, they announced how you could get the 20th anniversary PS4 and they're like, it's on sale now.

It's like, fuck, I'm not at my computer. So like instantly I tried to like go to the Sony store on my phone, but it was like, it was loading so slow and I kept trying to add to cart and like the store kept crashing because I guess they had so much traffic. Never got to order one. They still have. They got to see there. I was like, oh, it looks cool Wish I could have played I wish I got a got one

Yeah, it was cool. We got to see a lot of a lot of new stuff that they're working on So I tweeted that MLB the show at the best booth I've ever seen at any And it's because they basically made a working sports bar in the convention center. And all of the displays were... It will be the show, like you could walk up to anyone and play. And there was a bar you could buy fucking beer at. What was your series? Yeah, that's really cool.

They totally recreated the actual like a sports bar in there, down to the fact you could buy beer and watch baseball, you know. Yeah, that's really, really cool. That game's awesome too. I've never played it, but I want to play it now. Yeah, I try to compare. Yeah, it's like, it's like you want to like certain things

when they put in that extra effort, you know, with all the big attention to detail. Like, and it's just not assumed, like, not everybody just does it, you know, it takes a lot of creation. Shoot, chuckle it all over your assumed, not everybody just does it. It takes a lot of creation. Chocolate all over your heart. Oh my God. Oh, it's in your shoulder. What the hell?

You know, I've been watching that for the last 20 minutes. I didn't say anything. Well, I'm not as big of a man as you. Because that's how it was too. And then I realized it was chocolate. Oh my god. It looks like you shit yourself here. It's everywhere. It's really hard. Why didn't I use the napkin earlier? I brought the napkin specifically for that reason. Here.

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I want to talk about PlayStation's experience a little more, but before I talk about that, I want to say, I'm sorry I missed podcast 300. You know, this podcast 301, I felt like it was such a big milestone. So I feel like, I don't want to wait till 400, so for 350, we're going to do something nice. Yes. Careful. We're going to do something We'll do something special for for 350 So I'll start working on it now So get there. Would that be the be It's like a year for now about Thanksgiving around Thanksgiving 49 weeks from now. So yeah around Thanksgiving next year

So playstage experience was really cool. There were a ton of big titles there. You could play like I saw The order 1886, some of the new stuff they announced. But there was a huge like indie section as well. And I went through and I talked a bunch of those guys and played a bunch of those games. There were a lot of like indie developers from Central and South America.

Really? Oh yeah. It was really, it really stood out to me. Enough that it like stood out like holy crap. There's quite a few here with different games That's really cool. How are the games? They're fun. There's there. I mean you see a lot of influence. I got played one What was it called? It was like a combination of like kind of like

I maybe think of super meat boy meets the Stanley parable kind of hmm God, they're gonna kill me because I don't remember the name of it. I think started with a male wasn't Lucas I can't help I feel terrible now Those guys were fans too. They asked me to play the game. I can't remember the name But it was good. Not the other podcast game developed in Latin America. I think they were from Ecuador Yes, or in the game. let's see how much this fails me. Yep, tons of them. Upcoming. Yep.

Told me. Yep. All right, I'm not going to be able to find that. I'll tweet it later or I'll make a challenge to read about it. It was fun. Um, then yeah, like I said, like, you know, the show was there and all the big titles had a huge like main ballroom. Didn't I just see and host something there? Yes, she was there for... she was actually there for the game awards. Okay.

Which was unrelated to PlayStation experience, but I'm sure there was somehow related. There was a like cross-erwitz. She's so close. She's so close. Yeah. Where is Vegas for... I don't know if it was for NAB or something, and she was hosting... We ran in her and she was hosting something else she's a lot of fun like she's one of the nicest people that i've met

yeah like outside the company like on the street works extremely hard and i don't think she gets recognized that for that a lot no and she's super super down to earth yeah yeah fun to hang out with yeah i ran into her at the uh... that the uh... halo launch as well yet she's everywhere yeah Yeah, constantly traveling. Yes, I mean, and I think then day after the Game Awards in Vegas, she left to San Jose to do something at Intel.

Yeah. And I think she was tweeting that she hadn't slept all night. Yeah, so yeah, she's a hard hard worker, always doing tons of stuff. Yeah, the whole family is pretty toned in there. They all do. All the Zericks. Yeah, strong genetics. Yes, we were just in there. They all do. All the Zericks.

Yeah. Strong genetics. Yes, we were just talking about that earlier today, I think, right? I said genes, and then people thought that was weird. So now I'm gonna be. Blame me to comment, like, you know, I put through all of the crumb,

but you're something. Yeah, stupid. Oh, oh, oh, oh. So I also got to see. I got to see. Snicker to himself. I give my high five. Just good.

I also got to see Dronta death, which is that new Game the Ann death, which is that new game, the announced, which is like a shooter, but has like a doodle look to it. I don't know if you saw any of the gameplay or the concept art. It's like imagine if like a sketchbook, like where someone just do it,

it's like your board in school, and you know, that's what the game looks like. So it's like, you know, what was that, e-grounds or no, where it's, it was stick death. like so it's like you know, what was that? E grounds or no where it's it was stick death Oh, I think like that. Yeah, but imagine like what if it was like first person shooter and a little more polished I mean just like how everyone all you to watch all those videos stick men fighting each other. Yeah, give us you the one where The stick men leave the screen and they're fighting in

Yeah, yeah, like you see them fighting on the desktop of the computer. Yeah, yeah, that was It was like 2000 like that was like the really popular video series. Yeah Yeah, so what else did I do went to the PlayStation experience went to Halo What else did I get to do? I've been gone for five weeks. I want to try to explain where I've been. Let's get it because we did nothing. Like Chris and I were like, for the pockets are like, all right, well, what's been happening with us? Did you watch any of the pockets?

No, got y'all our terrible. No, the internet's so shitty, like overseas. I didn't watch any receipts content. I spent most of the last week trying to get caught up on everything that we released. And it's I'm still not crazy. But I went to this fucking great dumpling place or geoza place in Brisbane called Harajuku Geoza.

Oh, that's cool. And they have this thing called frosted beer where you order a beer and it comes in a glass and then the top is like, you know, like icy, but beer. Oh, that's really cool. So it's actually frost. Yeah, it's like a normal beer and then topped with like beer icy. Oh, did they have a really good and then you if you order sake, like, all everyone comes and starts screaming at you in Japanese and they pour the sake and like everyone starts cheering. It's I think you I thought you would hate that. Yeah, I had to do it once so that we could get a video of it and

Mariff took a little vine of it, but yeah, it's a place was fucking loud. Have you heard of the sake bomb? No, what is that? It's basically like a yeager bomb with sake and I think it's sake and beer. Yeah, it's actually pretty good. Yeah, no it is. It's better than the yeager bomb. And I've seen people do it like the legit way where it's like balanced on two Chopsticks and they like slam the table until it falls in Really intense what was the name of the one screaming? Harajuku, do you know so did they have waiters or waitresses with like really crazy costumes? Because that's like it hard you could district

No, no, they were like crazy costumes. They were all Japanese Uh-huh, but they were wearing like you know they had like a uniform No, they weren't like crazy costumes. They were all Japanese, but they were wearing like, you know, they had like a uniform, but it wasn't like crazy. The name, it wasn't Lucas, it was Klaus, Kale, AUS. The guys were from Venezuela. Oh, okay. The guys from Ecuador made another game called Too Leaf, which I didn't get a chance to play because it was a line for it, but it looked really cool as well.

Yeah, those guys. How long in line? It wasn't that long, but my time was so limited right I was trying to make sure I could see as much as I could what's what's the longest line you'll wait for before you'll Just be like I don't care what I'm doing one person If I make the line We we went to torches today the new torches talk is by our office everyone went to that fucking line was like 30 minutes long so we went next door to this cabab place and I was just thinking

their slogan should be torches too long. Come to our place because I bet you that's 90% of the people that they get. Yeah, I wanted to leave torches and go to birds. Yeah, the torches. The line was so long. The line wasn't bad. It was the wait to get the tacos. I think it was like 30 minutes.

Yeah, I think we waited 10 minutes in the line. Not even, I think. Yeah, and then like 30 minutes to get the food. Yeah. That's that, we had to park at the HEP parking lot. Yeah, that's crazy. There's no parking. There was no parking.

And then we were like, it's just open. Right by the torches, I was like, where's the most convenient dentist possible? Yeah, we played Smite right before you had to go. Yeah. And we were like like it was 2.30 and Matches usually lost about 20 minutes in Smite and Chris is like all right. Well, let's start playing now And we're like, where why are you rushing? He's like well, I have to go to the dentist I'm like what time's your appointment? He's like 3 o'clock

It's 2.30 now you should be leaving now I think he's like well, it's just a little bit of my teeth in the car And I was like we we just, we finished. And I was like, I gotta go. And that's why I dropped toothbrushes. The whole match, he's like, I need to brush my teeth. I need to go brush my teeth. Did you win?

Did you win? Did you win? Yeah, I got my cavities filled. So, you know what? Win win. We're a pretty solid team. I think we could take anybody on in the office. I want to have another smart tournament.

Yeah, I think we would win. Yeah. We picked our own team. Five versus five. Blaine was really upset when I said that he wasn't going to be on our team. Yeah. He gets up so early. You guys are giving him a lot of shit recently. No, you were in that game.

Yeah. I wasn't giving him a shit. He was mad at Jordan and he had a smite game two days ago. Yeah. No. No. It was before the weekend. Yeah, I was like Thursday.

And Blaine was playing a new character and he was just like sucking like he would just not having a good game Yeah, these guys are giving him really hard. I was John and Jordan were teasing him and like the more self-conscious Blaine got the more Aggressive and mean he got like that's how he deals with vulnerability and instead of taking just being oh Sorry guys this first character. He was just like lashing out at everybody. Apparently over the weekend you guys are trying to, like, every game you would play, you would try to get like, oh, you blamed it. As like, you were trying to get that trending. That's not the first time we've ever tested that term.

We need to make this like an official smite term. What can you just go, no, life term. Life term. Like, oh, just a life. Life. Life term. Like, oh, you really blamed up that report. Yeah. It got to a point where Blaine's character was getting attacked by like a Puma, like a cat.

In the game, we always was like watching. Yeah. Just like, oh, well, that's ex. Well, typical. I mean, you are named Blaine. So it's figured you'd blame it. All right, Chris, we get it. I wanted to sink in.

I got a little sink in. He's going to hate that we prog up on the fuck. No, he's just probably, he's just probably going to keep being angry and saying mean things. Probably. All right, well, we should wrap it up. Oh, shit. Wait about time, yeah. Oh.

So, I want to thank everyone for watching. Go for your check out screenplay tomorrow tomorrow where I guess these guys have something planned So we plan we're gonna talk some die-hard which we're excited about and we also we also have a lot of movies Chris on and stellar I saw Nicolawler a lot of fun topics that's at 4 p.m. Central tomorrow 4 p.m. Central and it will come out on Wednesday afternoon on The Wednesday at four we stream the patch on Wednesday afternoon on our site. Wednesday at four, we stream the patch.

Then Thursday, we stream on the spot. At five o'clock. Are you on the spot this week? Yes. I think we're allowed to talk about that. No, I am. I couldn't, I just remember it. And then know it all is on Friday?

Yep. OK. I want a clock. Hey, I can remember them all. So check out all that stuff of your sponsor. You can see it all live. If not, you can watch it the next day or something Anyway, thanks for watching everyone. We'll be back next Monday after all of that with another episode RT podcast

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