Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #302

Episode Date: December 17, 2014

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Hey everyone welcome to the wrist-teeth podcast. It's a podcast. I love Lee Teresa. I was it was have a three way I was just thinking I was just commenting before we started the podcast that Bernie Gavin and I have not been on a podcast together Since September 30th and it's been wonderful I remember the last time it was just the three of us on a podcast? No never never ever There was one with just you me and Matt Gavin. Yeah, but everyone was you me and Gus There was one with me Joel and Jeff and it was that was the three one as well. Oh right Joel What was that one you'll mess that up? No, we messed up the recording you started the recording later something I Think it was a problem with it. We started early. I think we left the beginning.

I think there was a problem with it. We were just talking earlier about how the podcast was, you know, used to be recorded like by one of the people in the podcast. It was sitting there like running the levels, you know, when we first started, and when we first started, all of our mics were balanced on the arm of our couch in the back room, which was the achievement hunter room at the time. It was a crappy akia couch, so it was like synch in. Wasn't the achievement hunter room at the time? I don't think it was at the it was like sink in and stuff. Wasn't the achievement hunter room at the time?

I don't think it was at the time. Yeah, no, it was a reverse blue editing. It was the editing room. Well, Jeff was in, it was, when I was on it, I was at one desk doing RVB, and Jeff was on the one over doing achievement hunter. That was the RVB room, and then we would all pile in there. Yeah, and then it was, then it was,

we gave up the room when Jack came on. Because Jack's mass. Is that what it was? It was mainly because there was no air conditioning. It was fucking room. It was a huge asshole. I acted like it was a big sacrifice. I was like, hey, you guys need to do voiceover for your achievement guides all day long.

So go, yeah, take the back room and I was like, fuck this. And went out in the front room where there was actually air conditioning. The back room got hot. Yeah. Well, there was a converted women's bathroom that no longer had the windows or the air conditioning for some reason all the women were still in there though That was we were all standing around looking for a toilet. You know, okay, so that reminds me One of the I tried to catalog like all the things I wanted to talk about while I haven't been on the podcast Yeah, and there was something that came up what we were on set one night Gavin. I just got back from shooting

for 40 days of laser team. 40 days are future. I know what's that right. 40 days, 40 nights. No, it was literally no, no days. It basically 40 nights. I mean, we did a lot of night shooting because even on like interior locations, it makes a lot of sense to shoot at night because you have access to it.

I went to the locations. I can't say but like, is there a location? I want a bit loopy to be honest. Yeah, working at night weird. I would get home at like six or seven in the morning and with the full feeling of being tired, like I'm about to go to sleep. And then I would just be up at the oddest times, just alone in the dark with my mind. Real mess me up a little. I would imagine that.

I've never been alone for so long. You've never been alone with your own brain? I mean, usually I'm in the dark with my mind. Real mess me up a little. I would imagine that, wouldn't I see you up? I've never been alone for so long. You've never been alone with your own brain? I mean, usually I'm in the shower. That's the only. That's the external. On a distracted time I have. Every other time I'm like, looking at something or I'm on the phone.

But yeah, it was an awful experience. It was like jet lagging yourself, but not going anywhere. I'm not getting too deep into it. And the other thing too is we don't want to spend like the entire podcast like talking about Our last 40 days of shooting itself. Well honestly nothing's more Uninteresting than talking about movie doesn't come out. I agree with you completely. I agree with you completely

But one of these that came up one night was it was late one night. I forget what even Spawned it, but I was pissed off about the line culture in Austin. I think maybe it took me like To hours. I was in another country and I heard about this fucking line. It seems ridiculous. So torches is a taco place in Austin. And every time I say in Austin, there's this listener who is listens from college station and he always corrects me and says that they also have it in college station as well. I'm like, go fuck yourself. I'm just explaining for a global audience. It's a taco place that's in Austin where we live. And a city city somewhere else. And also city city somewhere in the east of here. By the way, the home residents or natives that come from there are David and Nathan Zelner who were just nominated

for two independent speared awards for Camico. Greatest things ever to come out of college station. Our David and Nathan Zell and I agree. And Johnny, whatever's name is. And the dog. The first ever, we're going to be class. Probably the dog. Anyway, so we were, people, we were on the set, on the laser team set, which was all here in Austin pretty much.

And people who were here at the stage five at the studio came out to the set and they were telling us that the torches taco Restaurant right next door to our studio had just opened it be under construction for a few months and opened Had a big coming soon benefit a long time long time and then they had a grand opening Which was also their opening day not always the same thing? Mm-hmm first annual grand opening. Yep, and They had a four-hour line to go get a taco at Torchys Taka Taka's are awesome one taco

One taco four hours you can only get one taco or they gave you a free taco, but that's that's what that's what you're getting right I think you get a I think you get a free taco you won free taco you wait in line four hours about three dollars and fifty cents So you're you're valuing your time at a quarter taco an hour. Pretty much. That is what your time is worth. One quarter of a taco. It's like a bite an hour. Yeah.

It's so, it's, it's, it's, it's worth, and I couldn't believe it would wait four hours for that. And it's just like, and you pointed out, they've got like seven or little occasions. They have a little locations. Michael brings toages in like once a week at least. Yeah, everyone's already had them. This one, and there's one a little further on Bernadette and people people were going they love people in Austin

Love to wait in line for shit. They love it. There's so much traffic in Austin There's a place I'm gonna picture of it. There's a barbecue place in Texas Our in Austin in public conversation Where they will line up for six hours is called Franklin's and it's good but it's not like you got to be you got to be giving me six hours for barbecue people will post that they will wait in line for you on Craigslist like this is an industry that exists in this town the professional line waiter what do you do I professionally stand around I wait there's a line like I wait in Franklin's lines every day

recognize the question ask me what I do for a living. What do you do for living? Here's what I do I That right there would you just Do that for a living and you just had to do it for free just sit there and wait I should have charged You're getting ripped off, but you know how much would you charge to be a standa? I wouldn't dude. I would be one of the who pays not to stand a line. I don't understand this fucking line culture in Austin. It's one of the most aggravating things about Austin is just how crowded everything is and how much traffic there is. There's a traffic jam on the main highway of Austin for about 20 blocks. There's a traffic jam

on that main highway 24 hours a day 365 days a year i 35 between riverside and like you know i 35 goes through other states as well not they have that in Minnesota do you actually know how the do you know how the interstate system in america is uh is numbered yeah odd numbers are north to south odd numbers are north to south and even numbers are left to right and left to right yeah also left north north and right south that's the way the compass was to know and latitude no they actually go and then they're numbered based on where they're east to wet or west east and north south the north so like I can't know the South part of the country yes the number

that way the surprise you know that I'm spived lived in Austin yeah there's one of those highways in Austin And you don't drive it's true. I clip something I want to show you what guys and I'll explain So we'll put a link in the link. Oh, it's fucking driving in Austin. Patrick has put that There's a train even a waiting in traffic. That's Mo pack. Yeah, Mo pack We have a one should first shop a line of planes just stood still in the air just all behind each other First of all look at that mother fucking train. That's MoPak That's so what it what we're looking at for those of you listening at home is our one of our freeways in Austin

It's called loop one loop one doesn't fucking loop it just goes north and And at the ends in a fucking traffic light then in the middle of it they got a goddamn train The train is the MoPak train the MoPak line. That's Missouri to Pacific I don't know what you know about the geography of America Texas is nowhere near Missouri or the Pacific they took that train out of it's fucking way to bring it down here They're putting the middle of our god They heard about the barbecue. How would they come down at stuff on the way? You're not gonna go between Missouri and the Pacific and not get some barbecue in Austin.

They're delivering the barbecue on the train. That's why he takes so fucking long to get it. God damn, God damn that is so aggravating to look at that. It is such a crowded city and I actually saved. I went out to TripAdvisor and I looked up when the Alamo Drive House Theater, which we've talked about a thousand times, When they moved from having just pay at the door seating like a normal movie theater. Right. When you had to show up two hours early to go see a two-hour movie. And yeah, horrible, horrible. Then they said finally after like what seven years of being in business. Oh God, I think it was longer than that. It was a long time. They finally introduced reserve seating and people we could buy to get to

an event. People fucking protested because they set it ruined the culture of lines at the ala. The culture of standing in line for longer than the movie. There's no one to do there. You have to break. But there is. Yeah, the guy gives a one whatever dot that is or one star. Thank you, Alamo for taking one of my favorite places in Austin and wrecking it. So disappointing. This is 2012 and that's when they launched. I think the Draft House opened in 97 or 98. So it was like 14 or 15 years then. It was a long time, dude. Yeah. Well, the actual complaint, which pot, they ruined it, dude. They ruined it. They actually had tried to

launch reserve seating years ago, like maybe an old five and It was there when back it was back when they were in their original downtown location They had reserved seating for like two weeks It was great and then it just disappeared. Yeah, I've no idea what happened a little test case maybe Yeah, maybe that was why I can have their Colorado location. That was it. They were like above a bar basically And now they're gonna have I think like 40 locations next year, they're opening one in New York, they're opening one in San Francisco. They've got experience, this LA. Great way to watch a movie. I totally agree.

I feel like better now. And I think they had just like because you'd have to talk to anyone, just pop the thing in and then food and boo shows up. Well, then you like it as a restaurant because you don't have to talk to anybody in a movie theater period. You just don't get new food or moves. Yeah, I mean, I like eating wildlife. I mean, yeah. What is it? We think I like it. You like the animal draptop because you don't have to talk to anybody. I just like anything that's fun in America where you don't have to talk to someone.

There's a list of things that Gavin likes. Fun. American. Yeah. Oh, I'm really, I really love it in it freebirds, but you have to talk a lot to get a piece of food out of them. Well, there's like 40 different options and you have to go through each of them. Yeah, I just- Freebirds are a Bredo place.

Yeah, I think I'll tell you a conversation. I'll tell you a conversation. It's also a conversation. It's also in Southern California. Yes. I think everywhere that has Freebirds, Bredos thinks that they're the original location. Like the people at USC think Freebirds there is the original location of freebirds. Ryan doesn't like it because he got food poisoning.

Yeah, you got food poisoning, too. I did. I never- I never- I never get food poisoning. Where'd you get food poisoning? Me bad food. I got it at Trudies. I never got food poisoning. Am I just extraordinarily lucky?

I think you are. I didn't think I've ever really had it that bad before. I feel like you've had it before since I- I feel like had it. I've thrown up before from food. This one was amazing. I had the exact same food as Michael we had like the same exact meal and And then all of a sudden in the night I needed to go and vomit and then I was like let over the bog and I was like

Oh, I feel terrible. Then then I needed to poo. So I was like well, I got making a decision here sat down for a poo That was liquid in the middle of doing that vomit So I had to spew my head into the bath, just filled the whole bottom of the bath with like, and I tried to rinse it away, and all of the goop went away, but all of the pieces of food, so I had like, lettuce and all that stuff that I could see, lettuce in my bath. That made me vomit again.

So it was just disgusting, it did like three times. Yeah, I've never done it. I've never done it. I've had sushi one time that made me burp a bunch. That's what that's all about. That's what Bernie's reaction is, it's just like, Yeah, I've never done it. I've never done it. I've had sushi one time that made me burp a bunch Buddy's reaction is just like I think I think I'd a raw scallop and I thought cuz I like cooked scallops so much totally different I got food poisoning from a scallop once there was a lot more than a burp God that was fucking terrible our scallops like bad like we were talking about this the other day, we had some shrimp. And Michael doesn't eat seafood.

Mm-hmm. It's my man. Yeah, you don't need seafood either. Normally I don't, and I eat the fucking scallop and I got sick. I mean, will you eat shrimp? No, fuck no. Okay. Why, why is that?

Like bottom feeding insect. But does it, is it like shrimp? What about it? It's fucking gross. It's fucking a line of shit. You have to pull out of it. I just I totally read the nasty They like pull stuff out of every food. They like the cockroaches of the ocean. Yes. Yeah But it's but it does seem to be like the starter seafood. Yeah, doesn't it? Yeah, absolutely like like even kids like Oh, they don't eat fish, but the late shrimp. You try it. Yeah, it's just like they'll eat something fried. Would you ever have a prawn cocktail where it's all like they're all poking.

Gross. A little bit of that pink sauce on it. Gross. Yeah, we were very happy when we had prawns the other night. We were very excited. Don't prongs at the movie? We had the last night they gave us shrimp and prime rib. Was that right?

Yeah. They weren't worried about getting food poisoning anymore. What's that? It was the last night. It was a big celebration. I was fucking giving the seafood and the raw beef. It beats the hell out of like a grilled sea sandwich at like seven in the morning. Crafters was really good. I didn't spend much time at the movie set. I think I only went out two days. The food there was really good. We learned we learned I learned a lot of this. So that wasn't that's not craft service. Oh, okay. That is catering catering is really good.

Serve you food. Craft service is just my arch nemesis, which is basically a fucking candy cart that just follows you around wherever you go. That was good too. He would always put something weird on it though. Like once a night, or once a week, he'd slip out of something that was just like canned octopus. And who ate that? I paid Chris $50 to eat it.

If he finished it. If he finished it. But he didn't, so I didn't. Oh, he didn't, yeah, I thought you swore at me. Can't octopus, you serious. I thought you were just making up like a high political fact. No, it was like, I put it up and it looked like a bunch of

anuses and brides. It was just like, such and cuffs is what it looked like. I saw a video of it. I wasn't there when they did it. I was either like on set or back at the base. You were working. Yeah, I was working at the time. I came back.

This was outdoors. And I could smell it in the air, the octopus smell in the air, after they had done it like 15-20 minutes ago. I was like, what's that smell? It's like it smells like fish. And like, oh, Chris just ate a bunch of octopus. It almost threw up. And then he had those weed of fetus egg things. Well, they called... What, what, what?

Have you heard? No. They were like, like... Balloon? No, it's not Balloon. They were like, 100-year-old eggs, right? What was it? Balloon they were like like a blue. No, it's not balloon. They were like a hundred year old eggs, right? What was it? Balloon you had like rotten. Yes, it was like a fermented Fias. Yeah, yeah, the Philippines. Yeah, yeah, you're a balloon. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Anyway, just point out the the octopus and the balloon or right next to Pringles and like

M and I've savors and M&Ms Yeah, so it's like this he liked he was this thing. He liked to have weird stuff out there. Who knew someone who yelled balloon from Maryl? How did you know that? Colchid. She's a college graduate. She watched Bizarre Foods. I didn't think you would have that on set. By the way, congratulations to our director in there, our technical director running. Mr. Cole, who just graduated from college. How you doing you doing congratulations good job cutting yourself Quick, good, very good amazing So Cole you graduated in December are you advanced or you like did you fail something and fuck up what happened there? Yes, no you fucked up. You got no microphones. We have to translate for him. You fucked up Go fucked up at some point. All right. We're gonna call we've all been there. How long you oh I should say how long did you guys go school but

Three days Gavin said, I'm just waiting for Gavin to get a driver's license. Gavin take that by the end of the year. One of the dumbest things when we were shooting one night that you're going to have to explain to me, which is we were in a car and Gavin was behind the wheel. And when Gavin got behind the wheel of the car, they basically would just put the car neutral and people would pull it on a rope like that because he was not capable of driving a car. Literally, I think 18 feet was the distance he had to drive.

You know, in this one scene. It's like being a Roman Emperor with like a chariot and like slaves pulling you. And that was like, except you're in a 2,000 pound chariot. I wish it was like a one pound thing. Then for another shot, they brought in this giant trailer and put the whole thing on top of it.

And I was like, is all this for me? And that was like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little. Oops. But Gavin was one time, he's sitting in the front seat with his hands on the wheel, and he's doing like the 50s driving thing, like playing like a kid,

like sitting on his dad's lap, putting the wheel back and forth. turns around he looks at me I'm in the back seat and he goes he goes I look more attractive right now right and I and I said what does that mean he goes well guys like when they are the guys who can drive or are attractive it's an attractive thing to be a woman it got it got a guy's more attractive if he has a car right you never heard this I've never heard this. What are you? What do you want? Everybody can drive. You're the one person who can drive.

That's what I said. I said he's got all wrong. He's like not being able to drive, makes you unattractive. Right? So what? I was proven to point that I was more attractive. Because I was like, he was so proud of himself.

He was so happy. He was like on the wheel like this. Was he like trying to pull off advancement? You ever see the only scene in the movies? Like the hand draped over the wheel? Yeah. The arm across over here. He was living the dream.

He was like yawning, putting his arm across the passenger seat. Yeah, he had the classic arm out stretched, hand only at the top of the wheel. Did you stop short? For like five minutes, I felt like I looked really good. He put so at me. Speak driving a car on the bed of a trailer? Did that inspire you to then go out and get a driver's license? Well, no, because I haven't been too busy.

It sounds like a no bad thing to say. I've been too busy to do. Go and drive. Get... You know what, you're busy? Because you have to get a fucking cab everywhere you go. It's just an investment. Just get a driver's license and drive.

Seriously, at this point, get a driver's license drive. Or learn to drive, get a job as the MoPAC driver. The trache. You can drive up and down. Yeah, you don't have to make any decisions. I just realized I'm definitely gonna die in a car. Did I tell you guys about the, I'm trying to train my kids about public transportation

and how that fucking backfire was going? So that Austin, oh, there's nothing to piss me off about the whole line culture is Austin voted down That proposition to get more public transportation. They're like now we're fine. We're sure we wait You do yeah fuck that why what are you talking about why I didn't like where it ran It's totally legitimate totally legitimate complaint because they put a light rail in and when the referendum was up Is it a bond issue? Yeah, when it came up, I said to my kids, hey, you're gonna learn about public transportation today So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go from our house in the middle of Austin and we're gonna go all the way up to Lake Line Mall and we're gonna take the light rail to do it and we're gonna take the bus over to catch the light rail to do it. Jesus, it took us probably about two and a half hours to get

across Austin on public transportation. We get up there and the line the light rail line that we built in Austin, it ends literally in the middle of nothing. It's just a fucking feel. So what about the Leander? All the way up at Lake Line Mall. Yeah, okay. You think it ends at Lake Line Mall? It's two and a half mile walk from the station to Lake Line Mall. Like it's just in a field? It's just in a fucking field. If somebody wants to look it up on Google Maps

and just follow the right way, I'll line up. It's just a field with a parking lot. Did they run out of money? I don't know. It's just, I think somebody like implemented it on purpose poorly. Like to get to the mall I was trying to show the kids that even though you don't have a driver's license and you're young kids

Nine and twelve that you can actually just go somewhere and you can get yourself all the way across the city By the time we walked like across this field then head across a freeway to cross 183 Underneath the underpass and got to the mall the kids were like this is the worst fucking thing You're right The kids just call an Uber for you on the right phone after pretty much yeah, let's show you how it's done It was like such a dad moment backfire. It was just awful. I was trying to be a responsible parent, but nope it sucks Yeah, I um so back in 2000 there was a rail initiative in Austin that I thought was great I voted for and it failed by the nearest of margins

I want to say that fair to get vote. Yeah, that measure didn't pass by like 150 votes or something crazy close Then this last one the one to brace talk about now. That's really shitty. I voted for it So it's like at least we'll get something piece of shit. So I was like I've already been burned on this I'm not voting for one That in what what you see how's it costing you it costs a fucking billion dollars you personally taxes brilliant ever and please taxes right but i don't want to pay taxes anyway i would like to pay taxes for things i believe in and things i think are beneficial like

oh is that is that it burning yet that's it i'm gonna send you the google maps from this thing now uh... patrick i'm gonna send you google map this from this thing though. Patrick, I'm gonna send you Google Maps for this. All right, Patrick's receiving it. All right, I'll send it to him right now. Yeah, I would probably try to get it in a gut somewhere else, that's all. So yeah, it's big fuck up in my part, the light rail thing.

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And it happens to both of us, and you're the only one that I know who has one, so it must happen to more than us. But what else would you want to do with a gigantic phone? You would want to play video on that, would you? So just on YouTube videos, they tend to try to load on YouTube videos. They do, they do. Well, like, other players too, like in thedit app that I have as well and the Xbox one It's you know decent for a console in terms of hardware place games It doesn't work though like nothing on it works

Like what apps just suck What like the first time you get an achievement you might wait like 50 seconds to see what you mean you just got mm-hmm I have the time it'll be like you mean it takes forever to pop up 50 seconds to see what Chimie just got. I have to time it'll be like- You mean it takes forever to pop up? Yeah, well I can pop up, you hold out everything. How about the Xbox one? Yeah, it's snap to the achievement app.

Half the time it says you need to be signed in. Yeah, I'm signed in because I've just gone to Chimie and you're bellent, it's spins, then when it finally loads, it will load like the last thing it had, like the cashed version of that. Right. Like, oh, like an achievement I got last time I played then it will load again to light up this like what happened we had Achievements like seven years ago that works not instantly but we're pretty quick when I get a chance I don't want to check it up on them anymore. I don't look it's like we never got into achievements

Yeah, I think the problem with you in achievements was your plain wow we got into achievements And you just fell too far behind. No, I don't care like care. Like I don't want to have the way I play a game be dictated to me. You care. No, I don't care at all. You care. The only thing I care about is I care to know what I did to trigger an achievement

which is why I wanted to look. And now I can't even look. Is there any social media that you're on that I'm not? No. Because it's like that. I think of like achievements like a social media thing where it's like, it starts you're like, okay, am I gonna get into this?

Am I gonna do it or whatever? And I watched Ali try to get Gavin on the snapchat the other day like try to get him a snapchat account and yeah I watched Gavin give up on snapchat I felt like a granddad with a with a kid trying to show me his toy because he was like with pinhole over the place like you can do this and if you hold this and like slightly twist it and like Tote it just the right angle you can do this I was like I don't know what you're about. I don't know how this works I don't understand what the point of Snapchat is and it just seems like a nude picture delivery system to me So I'm told we have this Google Maps

Image here. Here's that fucking light rail line. That's it Dad that is a cop-aag in the middle of the That's the car park and there's just a fucking massive field. That's like a mile in every direction You don't go anywhere. There's no even a taxi stand to take you anywhere. There's no shuttle that goes to the mall, the most west of there. Weird. Stupid.

It's just called what it is. It's fucking dumb. Hey, everybody, it's a region podcast. Hey, everyone, welcome to the podcast. Oh, I assume it seems like the kind of thing that's like a backroom deal where it's like the guy who owns that land Pays them to run it out there so that he can then sell the land at a premium for Commercial development right or like they're like I guess they put this light rail thing

Just fuck it just end in the middle of nowhere. So nobody can use it basically Also, it's like if that's the main the only like public transportation line in all of Austin That car park is like miniscule for that thing. It looks like it was like 80 cars. Yeah, if it's supposed to service, all of the suburbs up there in the North West, which is how it was sold, you would think it would need to have a massive parking lot,

but they can't have a massive parking lot because the fucking trains are only two cars long and they run like every 45 minutes. So they can only move so many people. Is that why it's a part having a big parking lot? You can't fit them all in the train. The parking lot's fully can't get on the train It's just a poorly implemented system. Well the good news is when I came back from the mall with my kids

It was like I 8 p.m. On a Saturday or something and so it was just filled with drunk people at that point heading to six street They were like pre-gamed. Oh man. They were fucking annoying his hell. We had our holiday party. I On the street drunk people this I think that was the first time I'd been on six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six- Six-ṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭṭ Yeah, yeah, but I know this we're strangers. I can deal with our obnoxiousness. I'm used to that I don't know what the deal was with that party like they let the public in at some point like it wasn't our party all night Right they let just anyone come in. Uh, it's so here's a deal. So it was a Private we ran out the whole club until from like seven to 10 p.m. And a 10 p.m. A DJ had a show that they're his old tickets for So they opened it to the public at 10 o'clock. I don't know if I was looking at the wrong DJ,

or whether they were two, but the DJ I saw had a big dance floor, and he was up on the thing, and everyone was still on the dance floor doing this. There were people in the front, was anyone dancing? Yeah, there was one, put some in the front like doing this like slow back and forth, like yeah. I made a joke to someone I was talking to, I was one, some of the front of the, doing this like slow back and forth. Like, yeah, I made a joke to someone I was talking to, I was like, you want to go dance

and I just walked into the dance floor, just stood there. Yeah, I was able to, you know, Gavin's got like a zombie face on. So, everyone was in trance. It was not the most like upbeat DJ for sure. I did my typical holiday party thing where I show up right at the beginning,

stay a preset amount of time They're like all right. I'm out. I was fine. It was a really good party though. We have preset amount of time 15 minutes I did not see you. Yeah, you did did I say hello to you. No, you snubbed me And fucking to give me the worst snub though. What are you all about Gavin fucking if I didn't know you I'd be mad at you You can still be mad. I mean, you're not a C-Gavin in a long time. I was like, oh hey, it's Gavin. I walk up and I'm like, oh hey Gavin, what's up? He's like, oh hey.

And I start to say something. And as I'm talking, Gavin sees Ray walking up the stairs and walks straight away from me over to Ray. Wow. And I'm like, I'm like left beginning my sentence like, what the fuck? You literally walked away from me as I'm trying to start a conversation We wait we talked about the picture you sent me that I was gonna follow up with another thing is like oh did you get the picture?

Yeah, I got the picture well and then as I said well you like fucking bolt it you know What is like when you just arrive at a pie there's people everywhere and you're praying doesn't really know which way you get it You did not just arrived. I just go and upstairs And it's yours you did not just arrive. I just go and upstairs It's still I still have the roof to check out and been up there yet the possibilities were endless It worked when you're new to the party and you run into some people like there's you and there's Ray and you and Ray are both in that Honestly classification of really rare social encounters Like when you're playing a video game and you're a mission and you pass a collectible You're like I got to stop and I got to get this thing and I got to do it

That's exactly how it is like to interface with you and Ray and let me get this straight about Ray I don't give a shit about Ray. I give a shit the ray is outside and amongst other humans I was like oh dude is Ray Get a care about Ray. Yeah, I'm right that he was an imposter He's like tugging into his forehead trying to pull the mask off. Yeah, it was really cool It's a ray was there and Tina was there. And I still just wondering, but I didn't see you there. Yeah, I saw you.

I didn't see Esther. My Esther was not there. Oh. I also missed her. I also discovered a walk towards her. I should say I rediscovered a party trick that I learned at your house, at a party at your house, which is you look bad things in my house.

You ever want to be like the drunkest person at the party. So the best solution is to make everybody the drunkest person party. By the end of that night everybody was who was left was a blitz. So that party was on Saturday. Yes. Saturday evening this morning Monday morning or any of the guild be he said he was still hung over. I had to cancel dinner plans with somebody on Sunday night because they were too hung over on Sunday night like at 8 p.m. you know, and we had to wait in line for four hours so we would need to midnight. That was a long hangover. That was a really long time. I was hungry. That was not hungry. You ever want to find the dumbest people in Austin? Go to hopdotties. The last three people in line, those are the dumbest people in Austin. Anybody in that fucking line is the dumbest person in

the hospital. Specifically the people who like they see the line and you know those three people got in line when there was a line. Those are the dumbest fucking people in Austin. Yeah, you'll sell them just tell them shit. The way your mouth is when you say that It's like you want to spit, but you you're still talking you like there's the back of the line Hupdoddies is a local burger place that always has a line. It's just hamburgers. It's not that great I mean I say hamburgers. It's not what anyway. I don't know why they have that line They have two locations and they have Bulls and lines when they built the second one they put up like the the the trans and what's it with the Stanchions, yeah for like the back and forth lines like a fucking amusement park yet to have a fucking fastpass to eat in this town

Debbie said I like living close to home slice now because I just call and I just go down to Home slice and pick it up and then just walk away. I know you like rock about home slice cap I got my home slice cap wrong there. You're right there. Yeah, I Um, yeah, what what how tiny is that beer you're drinking? No, it's that beer So you guys are drinking Shiner, which is a local beer in Austin that I yeah I can't stand Because I drank too much of in college like that was that I I can't stand because I drank too much of it college like that was

When we were in school and we never had any money we had to buy the cheap what was the cheap beer you remember growing up or like in college cheap beer loan star loan star. What's the cheap? What's the cheap beer in the UK like oh shit? We have no money all like young poor people during this business. It's expensive. Yeah, beer's expensive There's something huh f huh? Foster's really? The thing I used to drink was Milwaukee's Best. I don't even know the beer store around. Fucking awful. The beast. The beast.

It was called the beast, yeah, because it was cheap. I think a 12-pack was like four bucks. Yeah, I think it was cheaper than water, I think. It was, it was rough stuff. Like the first ingredient was water. And so if we got a keg, I remember a keg of the beast was about 50 bucks for a keg. And a keg of shiner was 80 bucks and you had to rent a special tap for it too, which is such a pain in the ass.

So when somebody was really celebrating, they'd always get shiner, but then as we got like further along college, more people were like, shiner was like the thing yet. Your party had to have shiner. I drink so much fucking shiner a buck. I just got sick of it by the end of my college career because I was also appeared when I probably drank the most in my life so it's like I got sick off a shiner more than a few times and anyway so I don't drink anymore so I do drink dos eckeys and that's what Barb said was in the fridge was dos eckeys and

they're little their beers and then she brought it to me and she goes oh it's not a beer it's a what is it a dog orager Rita, a dose of Rita, a Lager Margarita, and that's a marketing miss. Lager Margarita, she's called a Lager Rita. Absolutely. That totally makes sense. Fuck it up. It's like, they have all toides and they have the miniature ones that are called small all toides. How do you not call those small toides? How do you miss that? It's like shit in the right there in front of you. Anyway, it's like a lime beer. It's like shit in the right there in front of you anyway, so this thing is like a lime beer It's it's like a wine cooler. So if it's a margarita doesn't have any tequila in it. No, I don't think so It's beer and lime. I think it's a beer margarita. It's okay a beer Rita. I'll read this from you

You'll mouth is making me laugh Introducing the original Dorita handcrafted in Mexico. the de-serrida combines two traditional Mexican favorites, the margarita and dosaquies. Swinged with 100% agave nectar, this great tasting blend of authentic margarita flavors and beer, longer, makes a perfectly balanced and satisfying combination. So it's beer with margarita mix in it. Okay. That is what I'm fucking drinking.

That sounds great. No, it's sponsored. I'll get you one. No, no, that's not terrible. I'm kidding. I do not want one of those. It's a surprise. Your culture here. It's too old. We should. There's a shirt. Get the shirt. We should old tri one. That's two of my favorite things. You know, don't say he's in Margaritas. You grow up on those. I had a rough. I'm not drinking that by the way. I'm sorry about the problem. I just got the shirt but we have a new red version of blue shirt in the store. It is. There it is.

I'm an emotional time. It's a big model dead by the cockpit. I'm tied in. Oh. I am emotional. I feel bad about the potty. I feel bad I blew him off. He's annoying.

You should. I'm really annoyed. Get the... Do you really feel bad about... I mean, I didn't try to do that. Interacting with Gus on any level. Yeah, there you go. Take it easy.

Oh, fucking asshole. You fucking piece of shit. Hand him this. Hand him the podcast to work. Don't you dare flick that. Oh, you motherfuckin'- That you look trapped. Gus is trying to set the shirt back on the table and he's expecting Gavin to help him. We like, wait to hold it down.

He's not working out for him. Oh, god. I got really annoyed earlier today. What? Not a Gavin. I got a haircut earlier today. What? Not a Gavin. I got a haircut earlier today. No.

Does that what you ended up with? And yeah, that's what I ended up with. And you got to the point of the haircut where the barber was mostly done with everything. And I guess she saw some stray flyaways here on my right. So she starts kind of clipping up there and I don't want to fall in my eyes. So I close my eyes she's doing this and she's got the comb she's kind of like arranging them you know cutting them off and Then I feel the comb brush up against my eyebrow and I hear snip snip snip what what what what what the fuck is going on and I realized

She's trimming my eyebrows with scissors. Yeah with scissors and I'm like well now I can't say anything because she already started and did one. You totally say something. No, it was like I was trying to say I don't want one that's like Fucked up and trimmed in the other one. It's still bushy. Did she think it was your head? What did she say anything? She does something like you should be upset. That's like violated. Yeah That's your eyebrows. Yeah, that's like your most prominent feature. It's my signature move. That's like I'd have been living I was like I mean with my eyes closed. I was like What the fuck can I tell you though? Your eyebrows look nice. Thank you. They look really really well

I was like and it was like did she think they look so bad she didn't have to ask It was like did she think they look so bad she didn't have to ask Why she cut your eye I know that's what I was right there God No, I'd be living with that. Yeah, I like cut Superman's cape. That's not you don't do that No, you don't do that. Now you know you've lost your secret powers. Could you cut the cape? What's I don't know? There's Superman's movies he has super clothes it survived a crash the cake what's out of the uh... there's superman's uh... he has superclothes it survived a crash

to earth so baby blanket and but then my can't like cut it up and so did a uniform i mean that's suspension of disbelief right there well she was uh... she had maxed out her uh... her sewing her tailoring was it was a great time and so did you get upset about the did you get upset about the did you get upset about the Star Wars trailer and the light saber no I mean I thought it was dumb

that they did a reveal of it I agree with that they showed it just like they showed Darth Maul's dog like that extensively we haven't talked about this that's how long it's been since we've seen so we haven't talked about the star what are you talking about

it was like three was it two weeks ago it was two weeks ago? I don't know. Let me see each other two weeks. I love you. I think they shouldn't have revealed it. The only thing I think is maybe there's other stuff they haven't revealed. Here's maybe it's a misdirect like, oh look we're making the same mistake again, but there's a ton more. Right. And I, JJ Abram was good at like, I mean look at his super eight. I mean that movie was just like crazy on unlike the secret the secrecy and just keeping everything hit that good

i thought it was good i thought it was good is actually kidnapped that we worked with uh... yeah back in the day uh... and he's in that he did it was going to remind me a lot of like uh... preteen early teen adventure movies from the eighties yeah like uh... mystical field to explore or goonies yeah goonies is exactly the case for the kids go to space for ever Phoenix is in it? No, no, that's is that what is it was called?

Was that the one with the robot? It's explorers. Yeah, okay, quite the same. Yeah, is that the one with the robot? Where I don't know I'm thinking of space camp. Oh, yeah, you think a space camp which oh? Speedwitch reminded me of the where the whole line thing started is we went to go see interstellar at the iMacs Have you seen interstellar yet? No, what I need to see it go see the iMacs to yeah I'm just totally worth it to go see it at the iMacs But we went and saw it there and that is a place where you have to buy your tickets in advance Otherwise, it'll sell out especially for a big because everything else is like like

When dinosaurs roam the earth in 3d or the great oil boom, you know, it's like some shitty educational thing What is iMacs to you? It's a big tree right? That that it that's it. It's supposed to be something else. Well, it's not just bigger. It's like taller Yes, the 70 millimeter format, right? But it's like the other way, so it's like That in it. It's like a big square, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, it's not a rectangle. It's not turned like that I mean, let's just the way the film moves is different. Yeah. But everyone we went to see it with, I was off the movie, I was like, there's a lot of iMac shots in that. And they were like, huh? They didn't notice that like half the movie was look different physically than the other half.

I think that when you change the aspect ratio in a movie, not many people noticed that. Like, they did that in Hunger Games. The last, not this one that just came out with the one before it. I haven't seen the latest one. But the last one that came out when she goes up the elevator to go into the arena, the aspect ratio changes when they cut to black. So the aspect ratio for the actual Hunger Games themselves is different than the rest of the movie. Yeah. We then sell most of the movies like this and then it will cut back and forth to you shall set like literally go from the floor to the sea. The dark night was also that way I believe.

Yeah, I mean it's very expensive to shoot. Also we were like in the front row and that was not good on the net. Here's why we're in the front fucking rather. Because we bought tickets five days in advance but they don't do reserve seating. You just buy a seat for general admission. So then we showed up early enough for the film to where we could get a decent seat Gus we showed up 50 minutes early for the movie five zero five zero five fucking zero and there was even a UT game Right there. It's I'm act is right by the university

So it was like tailgating traffic all the parking lots were taking up a tailgates because UT had a game that night 50 minutes we show up early for this thing, we were in the last 10% of the line. That's how people are in Austin. That's what started all this. It's like, what do I gotta do? What do you gotta do? You gotta not work.

You gotta not do anything else and just fully commit to whatever it is you're gonna do. It's like, I walk into my job and say, I have to resign. Here's my two weeks notice. In two weeks, interstellar's coming out. No, it's gotta be be sooner because I got to line up. It's got to be like in 17 days interstellars coming out. I got to line up three days in advance. So see ya. I'm out of here. It's been

great working with you though. I want to make sure I don't sit in the front row. I hope I can get a good recommendation from you. You save up all your vacation days. Just try to see what movie. It's a pay time off. That's why I wait. That's why I still haven't seen their stellar. I'll wait. I'll wait like a month that this case maybe longer that since a movie comes out just to watch it I'm gonna make a prediction. You're not gonna like it really you're not gonna like it I think you're not gonna like it because it's science-based and You can hype too much. Oh, yeah, maybe that's a problem. So you're gonna get all the hype and then you're going You're like, you know what I liked Guardians of the galaxy did you I watch that movie three times

Well, I was overseas. Why does that I mean? I Feel like eating my words. Well, we words. We hated the trailer. I think it's totally legitimate I thought that fucking stupid ass raccoon was gonna ruin the movie It's part of the movie and it's it's goofy By the way, did you see that our new CEO George strumpolis did a big talk at Recode and he compared R Usher teeth to Marvel Studios. A critical digital age. That was fucking awesome. Did I prepare you to Superman? I hope you didn't compare me to Stanley. Right there. Stanley by someone is not Marvel. Superman is not a Marvel character. You want to come on our comic podcast? John, John Reising has been asking me to go on this

comic podcast like if when next time they do. You've been seeing a lot of his bloody face around. Bloody the rise mongolah. Yeah, he's been around a lot. He was probably on the set more than just about anybody else. And he wanted me to come on there, but I just, I honestly, I don't know DC that well. And I think most of the comic news right now

is about DC stuff. Like they're setting up suicide squad and justice league and all that stuff. I don't even know what suicide squad is. I was going to ask you, I think I read what it was and I was going to ask for clarification. I don't even know. Trigger warning squad. I don't even know what it is. Honestly, I really don't even know. I think it's a group of villains who band together to pull off capers that are impossible with no chance of success.

Okay. I think. They get a commuted sentence. They get a commuted sentence. They get a commuted sentence and this is what they have to do. Oh, okay. That makes sense. Like, the government sends them to do impossible jobs. Okay. Like what?

Like steal the hope diamond. I don't know. I just made that up. No, the government want to... I can't tell you just make that up. I can't tell you just make that up. I can't tell you just make that up. I can't tell you just make that up. I can't tell you just make that up. I can't tell you just make that up. I can't tell you just make that up. I can't tell you I was like, oh, I can go get it. They say this is Smithsonian, they lost the key.

They need to figure out how to get it out of there. I just, you know, the comics, when I was growing up, were kind of like the console wars, where you picked one and you just kind of went with it. And I was a Marvel kid growing up and I read all the Marvel stuff. And I just admittedly, my DC is very weak and I didn't cross over very much.

In fact, by the time I got to the point where I was reading more than just Marvel, that that was when all the independent comics got huge, like Dark Horse comics. And we were the image comics. What's that mean? When I was reading comics. Yeah. Do you remember when you got kicked off of the Xbox launch livestream for Titanfall?

Because you asked. Stally, he was. What's going on? Violin Quest. Do you remember that? Also, I met his girlfriend, he was a virgin. What's going on? Violin question? Also, I met his girlfriend, so I was joking. Ha ha ha. You know it's fun.

Not to go back. I'm trying really, I promise you, I'm trying to avoid stories about the sets and stuff like that. But one of the most amazing things from laser team Gus is that somehow our stunt crew found a stunt double that looks just like Gavin really they found a dude who looks like Gavin And we're supposed to pitch there. We can't post a picture until we've shown some of the Wardrobe I mean it was from the rap high like can we show that I think I think I think I think I did He did my face is another unfortunate soul out there It's really cool Roman the earth. I will I will secretly show you a photo.

And then again, will you post a picture of you and Johnny? Yeah. Okay. I'll show it to you, Gusto secretly. Did he look good to you when he was driving? I was like, that's what I would look like. I should get on this license deal. Let me see if I can find one here. Yeah, you only got like 16 more days to get into I can't go into England. When do you go to England for Christmas? Oh my god. You just got to leave it less time. Pass that over again so you can see it. Let's see if we can't do that.

Let's see. Which one is it? No, it looks like him. That's crazy. And so Gavi opposed to photo at some point. Who just thought you send this to? I'll send to me. Okay.

You can also... You can't even hand it to me, hand him to guess this thing. You can throw it to him. I really don't care about it. Oh my God, you can also mirror it to the thing if you want. We have the technology. I broke my lens on my iPhone Plus, like a week after I got it. Is it the one that sticks out?

Yeah, it's the one that sticks out. It's supposed to have a sapphire lens on it, I shattered it. And I had experienced a video problem, so it's so excited to get a new phone. Getting a phone? New phone has the same video problem. And I was warning Gavin, I said, look, I know you were thinking about getting an iPhone plus, iPhone 6 Plus.

I think it's just I always say, I didn't think it was the phone. I don't know what to tell you. Either way, who cares, right? It was just a software way. It's whatever. It's a software way. Yeah. Oh Gavin, do you consider that?

This is called company, Google. They're working hard on on that YouTube To make it work another thing that the Xbox does that Isn't annoying it's just I always forget that it's gonna do it is it sometimes I've been playing GTA 5 again on the Xbox one Mm-hmm because I like the story and I mean sometimes in that game you just lose your mind a little bit You just go mental gonna go kill and spree so I'll just do weird stuff like i was sneaking up on a cat before i saw cat and i was like i'm gonna snipe that cat and i was like zooming in and i was like no one will know

let us use a game clip recorded scoped and then all of all these people like commenting on this clip where i've just murdered a cat and i was like i can't do anything in this game but without everyone seeing it do you have that? I did do that. I did, just like, automatically record the game clips. But it's always what I'm doing, the weirdest stuff, like, running people over. I guess I never pay attention, I'm sure it does. I just never pay attention to what it actually is. I had fun with my kids one night, where we went through and were watching people's game clips

on their Xbox Live libraries. And they said, libraries? I think it did. Libraries. And we were going through, we were looking at different like friends on my friend's list and going through their clips. We get to fucking Gavin's and it's him kicking a cat to death and going to the beach and running over girls and bikinis. I was like, there's like seriously, Gus. There's like 20 clips of him running over. This is some other people and hitting girls and bikinis. What is the fucking story

isn't this what every dumbass to do with true every drummer was a kid he did the 10 gacy right they did the same thing yeah they would murder and over the channel make a video where she would know where i'm just like in slow mode just running people ever i'm trying to make a compilation uh involves like driving around in the cinematic mode which is pretty hard so the beach is great it's just a big open space. Happened to be a lot of girls in bikinis but all these girls

like bouncing. You left now, ever you showed up when you're mini Cooper and were running people over. I can't believe you found that. I was just saving it so at work I could download it and cut it into. I was like hey let's go look at flashes clips now instead. Oh my god. There's something wrong with you guys. There's worse than my light rail experiment with the kids. I'm seeing a constant accidental negative influence on my own children by association. Well, it's the company you keep. Hey, we launch game kids. Oh yeah. I don't know if you guys talked about that in the podcast, but we launched a new channel, which we're actually not promoting, for obvious reasons,

cross-pronting between Ruchertieth and Achievement Hunter or see me the last play channel. Because it's intended for an audience that is more family-oriented. It's a much broader audience of just more family-friendly content. We call it Game Kids, but it's just family-friendly, cleaner content. There's always been a demand for that, even from the audience that watches our content. We call it Game Kids, but it's just family friendly. Clean your content. There's always been a demand for that, even from the audience that watches our content. Like, hey, can you guys make a cleaned up version? It's like, no, we can't do that. But,

you know, we got a good opportunity here to do some fun stuff with our kids and make some fun family friendly videos. So, if you're into that, you should check it out on Game Kids. It's a lot of fun. YouTube.com slash Game Kids. And we did a test run on a let's play for a little while with some game kids stuff and God I've been making achievement guides with JD since he was like I think like seven We're doing like Lego ones back in the day. Mm-hmm. Do you ever go back and listen to his Minecraft update when we were playing Minecraft on PC and He would do updates like what's coming out the next one

It sounds like a little news reporter. He's like this time they have Enderman and Enderman is this and that So weird so weird was it with is it weird because it's like you know you see your kids every day and you don't see the changes and but they're dramatic changes I mean like seriously dramatic you do not see that in yourself as well like if you were to watch an achievement guide you did in 2008 would you not think I'm different well I doubt you said that you sound very different than you did in a wait Well I mean the way you talk would be different though. I mean not would it? I don't know. I go back to this old podcast sometimes.

No I don't. I mean I pronounce podcasts right? But no I think everything is. If you listen to yourself in the season one commentary of RVBE sound different. Do I? You laugh differently. I'll go look at it.

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I got the sweater version of that. It's absurd. I said, it only goes down to my waist. And then you can also like, I can't, because I I'm plugged in but you can set it up all the way. Yeah, he puts it up over his head And then can zip the entire thing up. It's there's a lot of people responding to me. I just looks at swear Mistake but the lot of people responding saying that you know the Xbox 360 Got changed went through it updates of its own to get better. It's correct. It's correct. I'm well aware I don't want to wait a year or more

for the thing I bought to be good. It's better years since the Xbox One came out. And it sucks flat. I get exactly what Gavin is saying because when the blade system, the original OS on the Xbox 360 existed, by the way, I've tweeted a photo, my Xbox 360 hoodie is still fucking rocking.

We actually have a photo from my Twitter on it, but I was gonna show it to you. The, that thing is pristine. It's almost 10 years old at this point. Look at that thing. That's a picture of my hoodie. Like it's got lettering on it, it's Xbox 360, Mojave Desert, November 2005.

Those letters, iron on letters, after almost 10 years are, there's not like one chip on the Murray thing. That's the best made garment in the world. Yeah. And you still have yours, right? Still have my store, my no, the time. Jeff, Jeff, when I posted, he's like, ugh, on Twitter, I was like, you had your chance, you could have grabbed it.

We tried to get him to get one. We didn't want one. We took him to that 10 road. Get it. Earned his nose up at it. Earned his nose up. Nope, not doing it. Can't do it.

Can't be bothered. Line wasn't long enough. I love the decisions that Jeff comes to. I mean, Nope, not doing it. Can't do it. Can't be bothered. Line wasn't long enough. I love the decisions that Jeff comes to. I mean, he's not being serious. I'm sure he doesn't regret having a fucking pullover hoodie with a promotional date on it from 10 years ago. But yeah, I get what you haven't seen. They updated the blades because when you first came out, the blades were fucking slow, like that side blade that was coming in. It seemed to be really cool,, but man they were fucking slow. And then they up They're the achievement system a couple different times and it worked really great

But it seems like what they made whatever the improvement was they made that improvement Just keep it that way keep the improvement there and your hardware is ten times faster now So just fuck the guide friends Achievements all that stuff would load in that little one app that was the guide. And now it's 17 different apps and none of them work. Well, together. Another thing too, I had such a fucking negative experience when you first started the patch because it was right around the time that they were announcing like the Xbox One, the places before and all that stuff. And I was talking about my love for digital downloads and digital libraries for content. And how much I fucking love that. And it was the way of the future. And people call me out like, you're fucking a lunatic, Bernie. Who's gonna download video games?

That's crazy. I don't know anybody anymore who buys games on disk. You know, I'm an idiot. I realized all of that. And when I, when the launch titles came out, I was like, oh yeah, I need to pick up some games. I bought physical games. Got home and I was like, what am I? I'm fucking stupid. I've not bought a game since launch day. Do you have any physical copies of your game?

At all, or do you do all the just ones that work of giving me, but given them, if I get given a disc for work, I still download it and buy it myself. That's a Michael did. Michael said they, in the achievement of it all from the gave him his copy of grant, that's all five for Xbox One. He goes, great, thanks. Put it in his backpack and then immediately bought it online himself. So I did the same. I don't think actually, I think it's just still on my desk. The desk.

No, I'm not ever going to use it. I bought my first disc in a long time. I bought Avatar on Blu-ray, the 3D version, because I just got a new TV. Gosh, you'll love this. I was in the store, and I'm not really, I wasn't in the market for TV, but I was like, what is that?

I want that. It is a ultra high death. It is a curved television. It curves out. So like, I've been playing a lot of Destiny. And it curves in. When I, it's like, yeah, curves in, I guess, is the way to say it.

Yeah, curves out would do it. It's weird either way, but yeah, it's the other way. Especially if you'll sat in the middle, every pixel is kind of the same distance from you right? I can wrap around it a little bit kind of wraps around you a little bit. You'll get it if you see it It's really fucking awesome. Did make it look better? Well, it's also way higher. Let's that's the TV Now, no that's that's might be the bigger version. That looks like a hundred and twenty inch

That's pretty fucking big. That's be there's no scale on that thing who the hell is also not 16 by nine TV 20 inch that's pretty fucking big that's be there's no scale on that thing who the hell that's also not 16 by 9 TV Yeah, it's like 235 to 1. That's my question, right? It's a but Someone has followed in your footsteps, buddy, so today Sure enough somebody came in they bought a curve TV just cuz I talked about it. He was like I'll do my imitation of me See he did, dude, that's a cool thing ever. Who is that? Is that Michael? That's Michael. That's Michael. That's Michael. Yeah, so he went out and bought himself a curved TV. Probably with his Christmas notes.

4K. So the only way to watch stuff in 4K at the moment is to have one of those little hard life things. You can also get Netflix. There's 4K Netflix. Yes, you have to opt in and pay like an extra buck or two a month and you can get 4K. That's really? Yeah.

I mean, just like you log into the Netflix website, go to your settings. But I can't run that to the like the Xbox one. It's flat. No, you can't because it can't get it. It's one of the most fun. So your TV probably has a native Netflix app that runs. Does it?

Well, it's a Samsung. My Samsung does and it's like really? Two or three years old. Is the thing about 4K though, you're spending a lot of money on that TV. You want the best possible quality for that 4K movie. There's no way the compression Compression is pretty fucking amazing for 4k. It's really crazy. It's really crazy

You should take a look at it. I'll take a look. I'm skeptical Let's go to the police house after this. I mean, it's not by blue right? I'm like, I see it because the bitrate on a blu-ray is like 25 megabits. Nothing beats that bit rate. I said I wanna buffer. Two things I don't wanna single second, like where it's like trying to re-get the connection and it's all gone low. Then it comes in all shitty.

And then it gets better. Like a minute, I don't want a single minute of that. That's why I buy Blu-ray. If there's a movie I really like, I will definitely get the Blu-ray. If it's a movie I'm like, I don't care what I think. I'm the exact same.

If I remember watching a movie in the cinema, I was like, I love that movie. I'm absolutely getting on Blu-ray. Anything else? I'll just Netflix. Well, the 3D at home, my avatar was fucking awesome. That was really cool. But that was on E1080P.

Yeah, I don't know. You must have been coming out of the Xbox and Blu-ray. So yeah, I'm Blu-ray at Blu-ray is on E10P. Yeah. So it must have been. Michael's TV came with this little box that has 10 movies pre-loaded on it. There were 4K movies. been. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, Rendered it all at 4K. If they projected it in the movie, they're at 4K. A lot of the projections they probably did. Avatar and we're probably 2K, which it's not half.

It's like a quarter at the size of it because it's square footage versus linear footage basically for resolution. So 2K is about a quarter of the size of 4K. What did they shoot that on? Normal, well, normal film is considered 2K resolution. I guess they did have 4K camera zone zone avatar when you use more advanced stuff maybe they did why is the cg well that all of it cg there's a lot of it cg

i mean most of it is cg so could be whatever resolution they want mongolian assure that they have the elements they have to match to it i don't know we're just speculating for more fucking speculating that's what the podcast is best at what i didn't we are speculating it didn't hold up that great I'm amazed at how many people are buying 4k TVs

I'm really surprised because Sam's about to display a So long page as you guys this year mental it's mental so that is it's like 7,800 pixels across It's four times the size of a 4k TV resolution wise. It's what do you do with that? What do you do with that? Born can't do anything porn. I Say what someone's ovaries you could see eggs on an ovary That's my finish you finally I can get there. Gavin is fascinated by some things I want to say the thing I'm tired of I'm tired. I don't want two things I don't want on stuff anymore. I don't we're done with these we have enough things with this on it

I don't want cameras anything more my TV comes with a camera that you can pop on top I don't want a fucking camera point at me when I want to TV TV. I have a camera. I don't know for most controls for most controls I'm fiscite. I don't want that. I just I mean I appreciate it. It's there I don't but and thank God you can like click it down so where it doesn't you don't even see the lens I don't want cameras on stuff anymore. I'm also reached point my life where I am fucking done with paper stickers on shit paper stickers People will make a fucking $300 item that they will craft and they will make it awesome and then they'll fucking put this half a cent shitty glue sticker or price tag on it that you can't fucking get off

And god forbid you get it fucking wet Then you're doomed for the rest of your life And God forbid you get it fucking wet. Then you're doomed for the rest of your life. Well I got to avoid it. Sticky smudge. Where did it touch you? On your fucking thing. Could you ever buy like a mug or anything?

And then you like you get out of this wash like, Oh, I forgot to take this dumb nothing sticker on the bottom of it. And now I've got this mushy, grinkly piece of shit stuck to my mug forever. Fuck that. I mean, I don't want to go through all the products that are stored.

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And we want to guess fucking sticker paper sticker fucking shitty 10th of a cent. Gotta save guts. Explain that problem to a caveman. What? The stickers they put on my stuff? There's one of my favorite things you say is like trying to explain our problems to a caveman.

It's trying to, you know, if you have a real problem. You know what's weird though? Is we have things like creep their way in and things that are like really very outrageous. Just become commonplace and they become accepted. My religion. Sure. Why not? Like religion. It's outrageous. Right. It's religion outrageous.

It was mad on each other. I have a nothing. What is that? What do you mean? What does it mean? Like billions of people will worship something. That's mental. We also, if we look at modern day wars, we kill each other over made up shit like economies and commerce. I mean, that kind of stuff takes place. How is a monetary system any more real than a religion?

I think you can redeem a monetary system for goods. Listen, the church does very well for itself. You can't redeem. I went to a mass five times, please give me my something. I always think you're about a smaller example, like I was looking at my phone the other day, and I was thinking, my phone has a feature on it to where I can take a photo of myself.

That's a thing, and it's like a thing that like, slowly worked its way into our culture that like taking a photo of yourself is a regular normal thing. To the point where they added a second camera into the phone so that I could have a camera on both sides of my phone, so I can take a photo normal thing. To the point where they added a second camera into the phone so that I could have a camera on both sides of my phone so I could take a photo of myself. That's a weird thing.

It's a weird thing, but it's for a normal thing. It's for memories, right? You want to make memories throughout your life. It's a way so you don't have to. I get that. And then later on, you can have a memory stored. I get that, but when I'm drinking a beer and I'm like, hey guys, and people who can't see the podcast

because they listen to it, I'm gonna take a picture of my beer and take a picture of it. This side, I take a picture. I hold the beer in one hand, hold the camera in the other, take a picture of the beer. But that's not the way people do it. You're gonna put the beer by your face. Hey, I'm drinking a crazy beer and then I see a picture

of their face and no fucking beer in the photo. It's just a picture of the dopey person's face. I was just doing fur from that, that the beard was weird. You want to go even, you want to go even a step further from that, is the ancillary products that appear to support this new weird camera. Like, I'm sure you've seen those selfie sticks. It's like the stick you put your phone in and you hold it up and it's got a Bluetooth transmitter, so you hit a button down here

and it takes a picture of you from further away. Why does that need Bluetooth? I think so that it doesn't have to physically hit the button. It can activate the camera remotely. Some Steve, but just a point. Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not about people's skirts again. No, that's... That meant you to... Do that in China? Yeah, that's what he's surprised of. That was a thing. Although, with a pole, that's kind of...

So, I'm gonna see that dude working. Well, what was it that you said they had to put the sound of a picture being taken on the thing? I see. I read about that in Japan. I think that they had... That phones are legally for a while had to have... Make a shutter noise.

That you couldn't silence the shutter noise when you take a photo. Huh. I think I heard that as well. He's so embarrassing. Where'd you go with Gavin anywhere? He, for whatever reason, he will set up his phone that the LED flash blinks when he gets a text. Well, I know, I'm not allowed that, anyone. It's set off. Who, you got, who made it up the bedroom?

Thank God for you, Meg Turnie. Thank God for your influence in our lives. It was so useful, Fuh. I hated it. You're in a carabiner. You're in a bar, Gavin's texting, and all of a sudden this flash goes off, and a group of people that are like, look,

did that do you just take a photo of us? It's like a fight beacon. No, it's just you get in a fight with people. Well, no one ever punched me for it. I've been with you several times where people have like, you're usually girls, they're like, are you, did you just take a photo of me?

Yeah, but it would have been of that leg, so I was supposed to issue. That's your thing. How does that make it better that goes back to your guy with a selfie pole? Yeah, don't worry, it was just your feet. Oh yeah, it's just your feet, it's cool, man. I mean, this part's...

Nice open-toed shoes. I turned it off. Yeah, and then it was like, I was just saying a message to my friend I turned it off. Yeah and then it was the only one just sending a message to my friend of your fucking life. Speaking to your friends and limbs, Dan Crunchy broke his thumb. Yeah. Yeah. What was he doing? I saw he knows his name is Dan. Snowboarding? I think yeah I guess he went snowboarding and missed a grab or like landed on it for a while. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a pink nice pink cat. And he tweeted that he can still play video games better than me.

I don't see how that. How can he move his thumb? He can't. Does he make a joke? No, he's actually been playing games. He's like, yeah, I'm still still playing totally fine. I guess if you just push this whole hand. You just work your whole hand. There. We're all making hand motions trying to figure this out.

We're all like holding one hand still well trying to use the whole just me to just move a thumb that he broke. So if you're gonna break a thumb, that's the one to go for. And still be operable in a video game. You still look around, aim. You know what I'm never seeing? I've never seen a swapped controller.

We're left and right are swapped, huh? Where the sticks are on the right and the buttons are on the left. Never seen that. Dicks are on the right. I mean, usually you set that in the... But now, what are the colors? What do I do?

I have two sticks. Yeah that in the... But now, what do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

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Yes, and the left stick is lower too. I know it's not that way I'm PS4. But why would you want that? What's the situation with that? No, I'm just surprised I've never seen that. Like I've never seen that. What's cause most people are right handed. Most people are right handed.

So you want the buttons on the right hand? No, I totally get it. But not all people that are left is left this does way last time to control it Listen, they have wired controllers that people get because they think they're faster than There are also these people will sell left-handed mice. There's a market for this right? It's totally market for left handed stuff even if it's not first part You think there'd be a third party manufacturer be like well, I'm just gonna make left-handed controllers Make a fucking killing the only person making left-handed controllers. You can't tell me that's not a business that wouldn't work out

I bet there's a lot of lefties out there that would buy it. Yeah, no competition Doesn't want to play that way surely what if what if you start young enough? I guess yeah You only you only say that because it didn't exist if you had the option to get a left-handed controller when you started playing games You probably yeah, you're right. But if you gave, you left-handed person who's been used to this. Don't be ashamed of left-handedness. There's nothing wrong with it. It's, yeah, there's something wrong with it.

I'm not left-handed. It's sinister. Are you right-handed? I'm right-handed, of course. The best-handed. With a lot of left-handed people at work at this company. Oh, guys watching the podcast right now on his curved TV,

and he's telling me that uh... this is mister red t-fortt your horrible name sorry uh... sandstone has native netflix youtube who do plus and more it built in the tv so i will have to go check that out so you think his word for you don't believe me oh man look at people are met people are happy that i'm upset about stuff they bring up all sorts of shit that i'm at about like fucking that

on consoles that's the oh, oh, I figured out something incredible for me. What? For years, I've been having to deal with strict, nat at home. Yeah, I finally figured it out. I finally solved it. I have what you you fuck take your console open that all my shit works so great no DMZ never worked I don't know if you want to get too specific here, but what kind of router do you use? I I use whatever 18t's gigabit router is okay. I don't know I also have an Apple white tower thing whatever that's time capsule by default that Apple router does not allow I forget what it's called torpedo tunnels. you have to go into the options check that box

It's like a torpedo no no like turpetto or something like a cople tunnel check it and then it'll work Yes, let me see some Nat is a console problem We went through the whole fucking generation of the ps3. I'm just and the fucking Xbox 360 We had these fucking net issues and it was like I want to play a network game with my friends Fucking $50 a year service, but I don't want to have a goddamn net issue And they I never heard a net like it never came up this this net whatever it is whatever it does to help us And it keeps us from connecting for to a goddamn Xbox live lobby

Had the problem they come up with a brand new console to last for fucking ten years First problem I run to do it has not it's like why did they put whatever this fucking protocol is? That's not a fucking thing into the console on your router okay I hear what you're saying that's like a fridge at the pumps water isn't gonna make good water what the water is coming in if you got like catch up coming through it's not gonna make a nice glass of water here's I hear exactly what you're saying the problems with my network and problems with my fucking router, right? Right, okay, then you tell me why in the history of 20 years of playing PC games I've never had a fucking that issue on the same fucking routers ever. I bet you have

I've never was just it just never tells you I still can connect the fucking games and play games And then it'll get fucking disconnected and it's like I can hear people in chat and everything else I've never ever had a net issue on a PC game ever and it's like I'm gonna kill it I'm gonna kill my fucking console. Yeah, it's the with it effects chat. Well, that's the thing always affects the next bugs It's chat and if you do get chat to work because it's a separate app It makes the frame rate bad in the game you'll play. Oh, I did. Anyway, I want somebody smart to explain me on 140 characters on Twitter or on my journal and site, explain what the fuck that is and how the what is it? What is it?

It's not a focus. It's not going anything because everything that you link is is is for a one Xbox home. And I have I have three consoles in my house. I have four consoles. That's always the thing with that, is that you can get it open if you do a bit of fiddling on one console. On one console.

I've never been to the D&D series. And we can open it. You can get it going. Now I can get the fucking Star Trek check on it. We have another thing or whatever he's talking about. A router here that works for a bit. It works up to a certain scale. That's like a problem we have here.

We have so many Xboxes connecting. When we moved into the old studio, I had to like call hardware manufacturers and go, I need you to guarantee me, this router you're gonna sell me, can't let me connect 50 Xboxes to Xbox Live. And there were so many manufacturers ago, why would you want that?

Like, don't know, no, that's not the question. It doesn't matter. I just wanna know, can your device do this? I went through so many manufacturing so many piece of hardware I couldn't do it before we finally found one that they could they could guarantee or and then that we've grown to a scale where It's even harder. We have so many more things connecting we should just get a bunch of internets We should just get a bunch of internets That would that would definitely fix the problem So when I was I I forgot to tell the story last

week. I had one of the strangest playing experiences I've ever had. You'll get a kick out of this. You'll really hate this one Bernie. I got to the airport. We're flying from once to do another. Get to the airport 30 minutes before the plane's going to take off. They're like, all right, we're getting rid of the board to plane. Everyone get on the plane. We all board, we all get on just like normal. Downs and all so far. Everyone sits down. It's time to take off and we're just sitting there. I'm like, well, the door's still open. This, I guess we're delayed.

I guess something's wrong. You know, it's like 10 minutes pass where it's supposed to take off. Still nothing. Finally, the first officer comes on the intercom. He goes, hey everyone, welcome to the airline. Glad you all are flying with us today. Had something unusual happen. Our pilot needed to leave because he needed to go fly another plane. What? Another plane needed a pilot, so they took ours. Don't worry though. We have a replacement pilot on the way except he's at home right now. Oh, as we can take the girl. She's like my ex-culture. He was the uncle pilot Yeah, he's like so he's at home right now. He lives about 25 minutes away from the airport I say I need to get ready and and come into the airport I'm like your pilot go to the fucking airport. I'm the lunch our plane needs a pilot

Why did our pilot have to leave and go fly another plane? So we sat there for like an hour waiting for this fucking asshole to shave and go drop off his mail and go to the grocery store and decide to fly the plane. I like that you're pilot sitting in there he's at the gate he's about to pull back he sees another plane there she goes whoo where's that plane going. That plane's going to Hawaii he's like fuck where are you going. I was going from Brisbane to Melbourne. They're like he's like fuck that I want to go to fucking lie. I'm not going to Melbourne. It was, we said they were fucking out in that place. There was a family sitting next to me across,

like I was at the aisle seat and then there's the aisle and there's like these three seats over here. There's this family, it was a woman, a man, and their kid. A kid, I don't know, was like four years old maybe. Three or four? One asshole. What a fucking dick. They announced that we're gonna be late

because our pilot is coming from home. All three of them take their shoes off and start rubbing their feet together. Together? Like sticking their feet and like all, not with their hands, just like mushing their feet up together. Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, any other's feet or they must your own feet

to each other's feet. They created like a ball of feet. And then after rubbing all their feet together for a while, they all reached in and started rubbing all their feet together with their hands. So it was like a ball of feet and hands in the middle of the airplane. Oh, it was really bizarre.

That's really bizarre. I would get them kicked off. Yeah, you could do that to the state of age. Yeah, you could do that. We did it. It's a little ritual going on. What was it? Did they ever explain it or anything? Oh, gross, age. Yeah, you could do that. Wait, it's sort of ritual going on. What was it?

Did they ever explain it or anything? No. Gross. No idea. They just fucking did that. And then we took off. They didn't smell, thank God. They, they, we took off and they served us cheese

and tomato sandwiches. To go with the feet. It was buttered bread with the crust cut off with cheese and little cherry, slice the cherry tomatoes in it. Gross. What's wrong with that? Everything. Everything you just the cherry tomatoes in it. Gross. What's wrong with that? Everything.

Everything you said is wrong with it. So adorable. It's a lovely little sandwich, a little cheese sandwich. I felt like I'd gone, I'd gone, if fuck, yeah, apparently. Ash saying it's an Austrian thing. Fucking insane. It's a, just a small sandwich. Yeah, it was a sandwich.

Yeah, from your country once, I had a cheese sandwich. It was just buttered bread and cheese. Why are you sounding like enough cheese sandwiches? Why you buttered the bread and cheese. Why you got it slugged off cheese sandwiches? Why you butter the bread and put cheese in it? Why is it sandwich? It's not butter. What is it sandwich? You put butter and bread. What's the definition of a sandwich, Gus? Bread makes it a sandwich. Vegetable. So it's bread? That's it. Two pieces of bread is not a sandwich, right? Correct. You need something in there. Right. What do you got to have in there? Meet your same. Meet in vegetables. You need a vegetable sure like let us or something look In cheese and tomato sandwich and that's how big it was by the way

I'm not taking a bite out of it. It's like finger food That is the sandwich and you can see the doots feet if you zoom in like a mix to my face you can see a I can't see the foot gross I will put that in the link dump so you can see it. I've gone insane on this flight. So are there no sandwiches here with butter on the inside? No, I don't think so. That reminds me. So the phrase but aside down, like, is that exist?

Yeah, you can get like toast. Butter stuff. I usually have a toast. Given up on, I've learned a couple of things. I did some research, because I was looking at, breakfast is a big deal in my house. I think I've talked a couple things. I did some research because I was looking at I breakfast is a big deal in my house I think I've talked about this for like every weekend morning for the kids I make like eggs and waffles and bacon and hash browns

Sounds like you throw away a lot food and bacon. No, they fucking pack it away They pack it away Teddy Teddy is a bacon eating monster monster and So we got the whole system down so we do it and then I was like this, this bacon, we got this thick cup bacon and it said, you know, cured bacon. I thought cured bacon. That's like, it's cured bacon. It's curing is a process. Yeah. So I looked it up. Sure enough, bacon is not a raw meat product that you get in stores. Bacon is a cured product. So you could just eat it. You could open up a package of bacon and you could eat right out of the package. You totally could do that. We should have brought of the package. You totally could do that.

We should have brought bacon here tonight. You didn't do that? Listen, I put a bit of butter on it. Look, raw bacon. Yeah, I just buttered it up. Don't let it land butterside down. But bacon I've always treated like if I touch it, I'd say raw chicken to me. I wash my hands before I touch anything else.

Totally not the case. And this is a texture because it's slimy like a chicken. Yeah, it's totally gross. It's gross. It's until raw bacon's like you would never like touch bacon. On a bet case. And this is a texture because it's slimy like a chicken. Yeah, totally gross. It's gross. It's all raw bacon's like you would never like just cooked. On a bet though, what is cured? Cooked.

Well, it's like a way of cooking it like like slow smoking it and stuff like that. Well, like ham is cured. Yeah. When you eat ham, it's cured and you don't feel like you have to cook ham. Did you see that video about McDonald's chicken nuggets? Nope.

McDonald's. Who was it? This video, I'll explain how they make them. Was it like made by McDonald's or is it made by like a third party? I'm sure it was made by somebody else. They're interestingly made by McDonald's. What? And it shows how like nice and good it is and it's only like nicely cut white meat of the chicken and stuff. Oh, and I was watching it. I was like, I'm not making chicken. No. No. Really? We were like, they partially cooked them and then send them on and then they get finished cooking. Oh yeah right.

What? They partially cook them like at the factory? Then they get finished cooking at your McDonald's? Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's like a three, like five minute video. It's by the guy from Mythbusters. He was by the the council for delicious McNuggets. I've actually seen how they make those McNuggets or... They always been chicken McNuggets.

No, well they're always called McNuggets at McDonald's, but they're called chicken nuggets. Like the freezer section. I just never heard them call them McNuggets or they always been chicken nuggets. No, well, they're always called McNuggets at McDonald's But there's called chicken nuggets like it the freezer section. I just never had them code in McNuggets And I've ordered chicken nuggets from McDonald's before they're McNuggets. They're McNuggets. I they yeah McNuggets is their thing. Yeah, like they have did you know the shapes that McNuggets come in are named? Yeah, there's like four of them right four shapes That they come in and like they like if like there's some people who are like I Guess enthusiasts and like they go. Oh, I got four horses in this one. It's like that. The attention to it. It's the boot.

The boot. Yeah. The boots are the one I remember. And then let me see, make nugget shape name, the square, the line, the clump and the clump and fill shape names. But I can basically paraphrase how they make a chicken Mcnugget you take one of those cute little yellow Boot bone and bowl. Yeah, they've got their bell How do you differentiate a bone in a bone? Look at the boot the boots

The bell in the bone that's the same thing my crazier is the own bone lower than the other letters That's trying me a little crazy to be one Something about that's trying to create why would you need a chicken product a little crazy. To be one. What? Something about that, it's trying me crazy. Why would you need a chicken product of bone when they sell a bone in it? What bone is that? It's a square bone. It's a rectangle bone.

I put that in the link up as well. We're doing a lot of visual aids today. Here's how you make a chicken nugget to find or send the process correctly. You take one a little small yellow chicks, right? And then you push it through a tennis racket. That's how you make a chicken nugget, right? Gross. That's how you make fries chicken, make magnet, right? Gross.

That's how you make fries. Why would they be through the little tennis racket? Oh, have you seen the pink, I think was in Super Size Me, that Morton's Perlock documentary, where they showed the pink slime. Right. Yeah. I saw that.

I saw that. And the worst part was the thing I saw, they showed it to kids, show them how their food is made, and how gross it is, and then they said, but here's real chicken sliced up, and it's their food is made how gross it is and they said but here's real chicken sliced up and it's like put breading on it all the stuff which one do you want because we're like i want the big nuggets even after seeing the process they're like i'm a shit

that you know it's her awesome and they totally are they're totally awesome i got pissed off when they change the sauces on the nuggets the change of sauce and i get all the different ones now they're like buffalo they do us and they have a I've never been a big

Ranch with stuff. Can you name the original like nugget sauce sauces? Was it a sweet and sour? Yeah, sweet and sour you Corrected sauce. I want to say there was a teriyaki. You're close, but not quite. No, I don't know I never was never a big sauce. If I recall correctly they were sweet and sour hot mustard barbeque Barbeque and honey they said a honey sauce. I believe that's what they had And I was like the hot mustard. They don't have that anymore. There's something weird to me about putting sauce on food I'm not a big fan of others the pink slime. I'll eat like some Condiments on a sandwich, but I think that's extent of it like I'd like dipping shit and Like even like ketchup shit and like,

even like ketchup and fries. Like, I don't want to do that. Oh, no, really? I will not eat ketchup with fries. I think ketchup is fine. I will occasionally get ketchup on a hamburger. It's not like Gavin here, it's like too much effort. Well, that's awesome stuff.

And it's like, if I want ketchup, I would just eat ketchup. I feel like, what? It becomes, right, it becomes a delivery mechanism. Like, you have a fry, you're not eating the fry. You're just eating a fry in order to suck. You're not sucking off a ketchup from the fry. Cover it and ketchup. Ha ha ha.

You want it to be made of sandwich, but you drink it ketchup off the fuck that tomato sandwich. And you're doing it by cake, yeah, I just like eating flour. And then like yees. We're talking about it. I don't like frosting on cake. That's no one I'm saying. That's nothing to do with it.

What do you talk about? So you don't like frosting? No, it's like a sauce. It's just like sugar. Why would I frosting? See you like frosting on cake. You don't like frosting. You know what other ways? I guess I'm not bitch frosting tastes fine. I don't think it's offensive. I just don't want it on cake Well, I love you get a little piece of cake like this big and a giant thumb frosting Some of you to the corner piece your miserable miserable you get steak a lovely bit of peppercorn sauce No a giant thunga frosting So some of these in the corner piece, you're miserable miserable You get steak, a lovely bit of peppercorn sauce No, fucking gross Alright, how about this?

You can say ruined, you fucking hide a shitty piece of No, a shitty cut of meat under another flame like peppercorn But also this is a cultural thing It's a very American thing, we don't put anything on our steaks Period You can have A1 sauce Yeah, we're just shitty ass And you're considered like a Philistine if you show show up at a stake place and ask for A1.

Philistine. They'll like boot you. Like get the fuck out. Like so much ball or bone. Yeah, that's about. What about lovely bit of roast beef? Bit of horse radish. That is good.

That's good. You got me there. You got me there. That's good stuff. That's good stuff. I'm just saying in particular. I just, I just, I know know I've never been there's a restaurant Like Bernaderson. I've never been to until like last month fucking best or best

primary primary and Horse radish fill us in Bartlett's or Houston's used to be Bartlett's or Houston's used to be okay really really fucking good I'll go to the leave and if you ask for it They'll even freshly great horse radish for you. Get the hell out of here. Yeah, you can go out on it. I don't want to add to like, I want to sauce. Right, they have that by the thought, like the horse radish and sour cream, which is what you typically get,

but if you want you can get, they'll give you the horse radish. The, uh, oh, I forgot we're gonna go with this. Oh, we insulted, unintentionally, we insulted people when we went down to Australia because what differentiates the steak places from one another is the quality of their sauces and We were like they were like well here's our sauce this which and we were like we don't want you sauce on our steaks

We just want steaks and they were like what they were like we we were very That's offensive to them. Yeah, that we didn't want sauce of any kind of stuff It was to hear what if you asked for sauce you got chucked out of some place. Yeah, yeah I mean well, there's barbecue places in places in Texas where if you ask for sauce, they'll check you out. It's not until we saw that happen. Yeah, you actually witnessed it. Yeah, I saw an employee tell a customer

that if they need a barbecue sauce, they should leave. Did she get the fuck out? Texas is crazy. This place is crazy. Speaking of Australia. What am I doing? I got, I want a trip to Australia because a developer in Sydney called me out on Twitter

Somebody said somebody posted something said hey Bernie had you played this game one more line? And then they tagged me and they tagged the developer and the developer came back and said if you beat 115 on our game We'll fly you down to our studio in Sydney for a high five and I I got there, we put it up here. I got one 19 out. I played them, I was playing them on the set. I got everybody on the set. I got everybody on the set hooked on it.

So it worked. I wanted to try to beat you. I, the highest I've gotten is 66, I think. Oh, game so fun. It's really hard. It's very hard. It's very, very good, though. To me, it's like a flappy bird.

Like it's like you play it and it's like you're just trying to beat your own top score. And it's like going to last bird like it's like you play it and it's like you're just trying to beat your own top score And it's like gonna last like a minute or two every game, but it's fall It's very easy game to learn very hard game to master that's kind of my favorite game So it's easier for you on that six plus I thought about trying it. Oh, shit like I have an easier time on a iPad That's what hey Colton said I think papers. Please came out on the iPad. Yeah, I saw that you happy about that Oh, yeah. I've been playing shit out of it.

How is that a visit? It was five bucks? It's $799 now. Oh, that's right. It was five bucks to the opening rate. It makes it $799. She's in the now. So she knows.

It's really good. It's a really good port. I think when I first played it, I said that it would be very, it seemed like it would lend itself to a tablet format. So you can destroy people's lives via bureaucracy anywhere you want to on the go on the go that's like your dream yeah you must be so happy that's so much fun

not even more people can play it do you get you when you play that game and someone passes to your checkpoint and you have to approve them does it upset you no i get upset when i when i fuck up like you get like a report like a little fake dot matrix he pops up like and then it tells you how you fucked up you like oh, yeah fuck as soon as that thing comes in you like what did I do yeah here then first always like me I'm like oh god damn it. Okay, let me ask you this that reaction that that visceral Gut level reaction you have when you fuck up and papers please have you ever had that feeling when you fuck up something at your real job

That same feeling I don't think you have I haven't seen it years if that's not playing that sound effect and just like slip and stuff on the gusts to all he's like oh no it's a it's that that game's fantastic everyone should play it here's how here's how works in real life when Gus fucks up it works it's like this he's all fucked up Gus who did that say you did he goes fuck that and he walks out that's it there's no moment of remorse or anything like that time for that it's like a sauce apparently the the app store the ios app store rejected that game at first because there's nudity in it the eight minute yeah apparently now apple saying it was a misunderstanding and it's gonna it'll be back in my favorite thing about nudity in games is when there was a debug image that popped up in Halo 2 PC.

That it was actually, I guess in Halo 2, but it was only in the PC build that you could access it. It was a guy's body or console. Yeah, it was a guy's moaning. If you went through the files, you could find a guy's moaning. So they had to go through an update Halo 2 with nudity stickers. So it was easy to do that then just to recall the game and put out. Hell yeah.

I mean, if I recall, it was the file had an extension of .ass and it was one of the developers' asses. Did that guy get in trouble? What do you think? No, I don't think so. I think we need a guy. No, I don't think so. You know, they're just like, oops, here's a million dollar solution to this problem. That's been created. I don't know how much it costs to get those stickers out. Did that does the thought of stickers on that? That's what you got to be able to do with. Oh, okay, well, that's the one he's sticker. All right, problem coming up. What?

It's actually two full problem. If my problem is that my, I have a new yours party at my house and Jack also has a new yours party's house and that's happening again this year. Yeah, I was saying, isn't this a replay last year? Should I not have a new yours party at my house or should I do it anyway?

Do it anyway. Fuck that guy. I say do it. That's the other part of my half. I like having two options anyway Well, he does fireworks and all that shit. I don't want to go to jacks so He's got a new place. He's got a new place. Yeah, have you look Gavin has a new place? Have you been to Gavin's you place? No, I saw it on Google Street View once. There we go. Wait, what? You told me the address you like I bought a house like great. Where is it? You showed me it was like oh yeah, that's it Both of you guys have not invited me to a new place. You have a new place

And you have a new place. Hey, I did invite you over. No, you didn't I did when did you invite me? Drop me off. I dropped you off and that's not me over and then I would you have to drop you off wait? You dropped me off. Yes, and I said you should come over sometime That is an invite What does that mean okay? I'm coming tonight. Let's do it Let's go right Podcasts break out the hotspot get the mobile camera. We're going I go kick a hole in your wall But I played DDR how did make b your hole in the wall? What happened there?

We look I from what I hear it's Gavin's fault Whose fault was it is a hole in your eye wall? I Love myself we are wrestling I love myself in the room in the gym I mean what we were having a little scrap white. We have stopped by something come back to the wrestling thing Before the podcast Gavin was buttoning up his pants. Why do you have, what's your underwear?

What's going on with the underwear? You know about my underwear. Tell me about it, what's going on? I lost the bet last night and what happened? What'd you lose the bet to? What were you doing? We were playing a super-puzzle fire. Obviously you've got to make it interesting.

And I lost. And now I'm wearing some underwear that doesn't belong to Meg. Maybe long to Meg. It's really uncomfortable all day like everyone's like yeah yeah I've done it before because you know it's really soft and silky bollocks I'm crammed up I'm slipping out all over the place what is more uncomfortable that or your dancers belt

don't sis belt I'm gonna show you that oh here it comes oh here Lord let me see let me come over here Don says, but I'm gonna show you that look. Oh here comes a Lord let me see let me come over here. Wow. It's just like I always dreamed Gavin you and Philly underwear You've been wearing that all day. Yeah, how what's the bet all the way till midnight? Or just to work so you're you're burning those right like that's it those are those are done for That's it. Those are those are done for Makes us are dick will fit in the mallab better now Yeah, yeah, she was pushing on the door. I locked myself in a room and

She wanted to get me but she couldn't because I'm wrestling who have no scrap I'm powerful because I'm a you know got these your big dude So I'm holding the door close she Pushes against the door with a feet and there's a wall behind her to the point where the door is like cracking And I'm like stop and everything's gonna like and she's like oh something bad happened And a back went through the wall whoa And then she said I did it. I was in a different room What's the makes is only 30% of the story what's the other 70% is that a police report? What makes his only 30% of the story? What's the other 70% of the Zeta police report? They already done that one.

Second time he locked himself in the room. Second time he locked himself in the room like little bitch. He was told the first time. The wall made a creaky sound. He couldn't lock himself in there or she was gonna do it again. So you guys wrestle on such a frequent basis that you run away and lock yourself in a room more than once a day Sometimes I've done I know Help you make you wear her underwear

You have to lock yourself in her room to get away from here. Yeah, it's gonna come in tomorrow some bruises I filled on the stairs Yeah, so that was a $350 wrestle I will repair it for a hundred fifty bucks. Is it just repair you got a pain in now? Did they put the texture on it? They're gonna do the texture come back and do the texture. Here's the thing. Oh, you're fucked Fucked your fucked That's nice, I was asking all the right questions

So they're done with the job, do not you own the money? Here's what is where I suffer, I bought a house in a mental place called America I don't really know how much stuff costs anyway and now everything's in dollars So I really don't, America's fine, well America's great, that's why I live here But now I'm just like, he's like 350 bucks and then I'll be like, okay Is that, I don't even have, is that a good amount? I don't know He's like 350 bucks and then I'll be like okay, is that I didn't even have is that good amount? I don't know three different drywall Three different drywall repairs. What do you guys do in the house destroying a y'all are demoing it right?

There are renovations of the other one was the other one was she tried to hang a Whiteboard and somehow made like four different holes in the wall. With what? It's banging on with a hammer? The screws are supposed to go in making giant holes, and I kept putting them in the rungs. So Meg is saying that she thought the way you hung a whiteboard was just a jamming into the wall by one corner. It's apparently what it sounds like. Either way, she's very expensive.

I like her a lot. She's a dry wall apparently, she says her enemy. That's the worst one. Well, the great thing about putting holes like when you're trying to mount a white board, is the white board just covers all that. Agree. You know how to worry about it.

Tell me fine. I'll show you a picture. I have a picture wall in my house. Do you think the picture is off that wall? When I moved out of my house and I moved out of it, I realized that. I was like, taking everything off because we're moving, taking all the shit off the wall. Oh, right. This wall full of holes.

I forgot about that. good luck with that next guy All right, well, it's we got a couple things we're around up thing here real quick. So I just said that picture of me and my Dude, oh, do you want to show that up here? Yeah, I see oh shit. Well, it's a pretty applady Why are we doing this tomorrow? We doing this two times what times? Well, I have to you send it to me in the nice and Patrick Okay, well, I got a Patrick's number Patrick What's your phone number? It's a trick don't do it All right here comes a photo Hopefully that'll go if I use the latest photo is that yours nope, that's my

Other things the new self. You just took in the middle of the podcast. Yeah You know, I know what's happening here all right on But give me the paste. Here we go. But there it is. Go. Patrick, it's coming to you. That's right. We should start. We should also talk about awards. Oh, yeah. So what do we, so you tell us this? You're the producer of the podcast. I think what, you know, the past couple years, we've had some controversy because some Good well, we're not doing film. I feel like we've we've never doing film. Well, I guess we would move that to screenplay No, why would we move it? Let them do our own film thing all right. We'll do our own film

But there's some Let me talk about the end of the year we don't get to watch necessarily Maybe we should do it like first or second week in a jet week of January I asked to be the people's choice awards. I think that get that the fucking Snooty Award. They do it over screenplay. They do. So yeah, we're gonna push till early January. We should check out the screenplay. We'll see everything.

It's all about movies and film. You're right. They have way better guess than we do. They can't or Reeves on there. They do. You didn't they? Look, that's me and my stunt level. See, it's not amazing.

Which is which? I'm impressed by that. I mean, too. I think he captured an expression you would do. Yeah, Gavin face. That's Gianni You're telling huh? Yeah, it's funny because enough. I'm we were talking about our issues like how we're both super hairy and You know dealing with that really nosy. Yeah got the schnauz all right a couple more things I want to cover first of all Gavin Young we Gavvy was on the YouTube rewind video, which was cool. Oh yeah. You were in a row, huh? You were in there with the, the, the, the,

I couldn't find brothers. They wanted to fly me somewhere. I couldn't make it though. Pretty cool if, uh, I was John Green boring more on me. Uh, we were in it and they cut our part. They, we were going to have a Ruby and Red versus Blue on one scene together. Like we were gonna combine the two of them together and animation I guess they felt, didn't fit in with everything else, so they cut it. Thanks YouTube, tons.

That was better. We're gonna go like that. Does Dan Brogues-Thumb, Dan's a fucking idiot. We already talked about that. I guess we can't cover torture by the united states of america very briefly the republicans are the next time i'll be terrible yeah i'll just literally the worst thing in in the history of the world just literally just awful to be in a country where we're torturing people did you see the uh...

s and l's get whether the office and load of the rings matchup pretty i just i don't know how you can bring that up after we don't have to but anyway but they did a they did a torture skit in s and l as well Nope, it's pretty funny. I just, I don't know how you can bring that up after we took it out torture. But anyway, there's more freeman. They did a torture skit in SNL as well. Oh, and then there's a really cool short film that I saw that everyone should see. It's an Australian film. It's called Cargo.

It's a zombie movie. It's a zombie short film, but you should totally check it out anyway. I know zombies are a little bit played out, but especially now that walking dead is off the air, right? For the mid- season finale or whatever You should check out cargo you can see now Vimeo or you can see it on YouTube it's a very very cool short But I think it's like 10 minutes and it's worth every minute of it. Nice that What? What what right here? All right?

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