Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #304

Episode Date: December 30, 2014

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Yeah. I'll just, I gotta say this. How can it be possible that our sponsor is Dollar Shave Club and you have that fucking thing on your face. Look at it. It looks amazing. It looks like one of those cat pillars that doesn't want to be eaten by a flood. It's nice to meet you, Mr. Cirola. I mean, it's not the space between your nose and your mouth got bigger over time too. It's an enormous

mustache. Gus, and for those of you who can't see it, Gus has like a Mario style mustache. I look like one of my uncles out of the 70s. You know, he, I always tell you to photos of him. Like with this, this mustache, I was like, oh man, I'm totally in a time machine now. Lindsey saw it, like you tweeted it or posted it or whatever, and she said she was gonna say that you look like Ron Jeremy, but she didn't know if you'd be insulted. The thing was, like, what I thought about it,

you know, I talked with my wife before I did it, and I said, you know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna shave my mustache like that. She's like, why? I said, you know, I think I can pull out, she goes, you know, you can't pull it off. It's like, no, it'll look just like Tom Selleck. She's like, you're not gonna look like Tom Selleck.

I'm Selleck. I'm Selleck. And then I thought, what about Keith Hernandez? And then I thought, every person in the world is from the 80s. That might tell me something. Yeah. And then I did it and I was like, oh, fuck it.

Well, it might be, Tom Scare it. It might be the worst you've ever looked. I think you were completely disagrained. I think you look great. I was making fun of you because the dollar is a shame of God, but I love it. And I think you were completely disigable. I think you look great. I was making fun of you because the dollar shave club thing, but I love it and I think you should keep it. Oh, we'll see. Let's see how it goes.

It's good. I don't want to put, like I thought, I don't want to put, like I really admire Jeff's mustache, but it seems like it's a lot of work to do with the waxing and everything. It's like I want to do something. It took him so long to get it to that point. Yeah, I want to do something that's identifiable

and iconic without any of the work. For laser team, I went to facial hair tests and sent man a bunch of different like configurations of facial hair. And to plan that as you're shaving because it's like, well, I can't go down to that and then go back to go T's. It's like, you like work your way down and take photos of everything. You're kind of like shooting that bitch. Short again. Yeah, exactly. That one was really weird though.

Because one of them made like my part I had to do forwards but Gus had to do his whole thing backwards basic. It was confusing. I realized also after I had shaved it and I went through all day yesterday I looked at myself in the mirror this morning I had shaved it crooked. It was like one side was longer than the other. How the fuck did I do that? Did that was sideburns a lot, I'm always. Are your ears off kilter?

What does that mean? One of my ears is lower than the other. There you go. Not maybe. I mean, if my eyes fall in my ass that I wouldn't know, would I? Gavin, you look fucking scruffy. Do I? Yeah. What do you like in the woods of England? Gavin just got off of a 12 hour flight.

13 hour flight? No, it's 10. 10? Yeah. You've blown out of proportion. Sorry. You don't have an asshole. Sorry. Listen, I want to apologize for my previous statement about the 13 a proportion. Sorry. You don't have an asshole. Sorry. Listen, I want to apologize for my previous statement about the 13 hour flight.

Sorry, guys. I did a little tweet, others. I want you to take your phone out and fucking tie it up. I saw a Michael for the podcast. I sit here every week on the podcast with a fucking laptop on my lap. Every week, last week, I didn't have my laptop here because it was Christmas. We came in for Christmas. And so, I'll use my revolutionary smartphone, which has all the same functions of this but in my pocket. The entire time I

did that, everyone on the podcast who was watching, watch it was like, get off your phone, get off your phone. It's the same fucking thing. How would they expect you to see that message if you off your phone? I know. But it's contextual. When you see this, like if I'm doing this, that's work. Then I'm paying attention. If I'm doing this, that's play. That's play. I'm like, uh-huh. Even Barbara like sent a photo of me doing it. Can I ask what Christmas has to do with the fact

that you didn't have your laptop? It was just like, it was extra effort, and it was last week was like low effort zone. So it's like, to pack up my laptop and charge it, I think my laptop had like three percent charge. So on a MacBook Air, that's like three hours. Yeah. Oops. I'm wrong. Oops. I just tweeted to Lydia. But the, uh, that's what's new. The, uh, yeah.

I had a MacBook Pro. It's like not much, but it's, uh, it'll still last a couple of hours. Maccogair is amazing. I love the battery life on that thing. Last forever. Yeah. You guys get the small, you get smaller one. Yeah. I got the time. I got the tiny little on that thing. Last forever. Yeah. You guys are the small, you get smaller one, didn't you? Yeah, I got the tiny little baby one. I got the 13. I just got a couple months ago. I stick with what I'm comfortable with. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Okay, so you want to actually land? Does that what you're comfortable with? About down to my knees, about that size. I was just gonna say before you get too far from the beard thing, you guys both had your facial, like, not really calamities, but you had to deal with that during a laser team. Yeah, like that's work. That's me, look's weird. Oh, we got it too. You jump, I mean, you get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you had to deal with that during a laser team. Yeah, that's me. Look weird I mean Gavin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he looks with me. You know, I did absolutely no I showed up. Yeah

That's what I did and they shaved me out. Don't miss me perfection. Yeah, you know Yeah, you know, fuck thank you. That's the money maker. I appreciate it. The best part about not being able to grow a beard They're like yeah, you're not gonna go beard. Don't worry about it. What would happen to say you want to get you didn't shave What would it be? I don't get you't you imagine it would look bad like a catfish? I think there's gonna be there's gonna be a there's gonna be a switch at one point I think I'm less, you know it just gets over me. Yeah second puberty My my oldest brother is a beard. He's had it for you know, I don't know like 10 years or so He didn't he couldn't grow a beard till he was like 28, 29. Really?

By the way, Michael Jones joining us for the podcast this week. Who else on the podcast? A scabbin' free fresh from the UK. And Gus and Bernie. I'm Bernie. And Gus. And Gus.

And Gus is mustache. Thanks for having me on the podcast again. I was thinking about the, I was thinking about a big watch. I was thinking about a big watch. It was okay. It was okay. It was not great. I was thinking of you know how I say

trying to explain it to a caveman to get some context and stuff. I think it would be funny if I had to explain to a caveman that I was flying 5,000 miles to sit on a couch and talk about dicks for an hour. Yeah, people listen. It's like listen caveman. The lag is life. I've got a reason to laugh. I got a reason to laugh for a caveman. You start with the couch, right? And you build from there. There's a couch. I'm going to need to sit on it.

We'll get more to that later. The couch is not here. The couch is very far away. The couch is many horizons away. That's a horizon. Why was it measurement done by the horizon? The horizon is always a ground level. It's like 12 miles away.

So why don't they do it by how many horizons you have to walk? Because I don't think, I don't think it's a point that you could reach. Like it's not a quantifiable distance because you can't ever reach that distance. That's not like what do you do with hills? Like you'd have to measure it in a flat area

and then you have to find a way to see the person on the horizon. What's a click? When something's in it? Two-kilometer. That's two clicks to their south what is that two kilometers is it yeah how long how big a click is someone on Twitter don't be able to click is but you're need someone on to it you need that I just did he did that last week or yeah I just

see me you're just the way you say you say you didn't say it seemed like yeah probably that's a good thing to be totally a good one now he's definite about it I guess you could be the click of a compass or something What is that? How is that a distance Kevin? What is it explain that to me? God's just got this spinning up his beer right explain to me No, I drank it I drink it like if you were flying You're flying southeast. There's like I don't know to click south like you just go a little bit That's out because he like No, not like you like you people who are present with the compass someone else like look

Hey click is a kilometer so congratulations to Gus Whoo, you know, I mean everyone would clear your contest everybody knew that didn't you her Gavin? Let me come on Did you say kilometers? Yeah, yeah, I do that though. It's one for video games I knew that He said I was thinking compass, but he knew it No, I was thinking like what else could it be if I had to guess You know if you know the ransom whatever you guess is wrong like a nautical miles not a mile It's a different amount of it's like point eat No, I think so or it's one point here. Wait. Why the fuck do we have?

Not a call miles and miles that's why I'm asking the question How much is the nautical centimeter? What? What? How far is a nautical centimeter? What? What? How far is the nautical centimeter? I think you would want nautical inch. Why? Because it's nautical imperial.

Cinemeters don't go to miles. It is. And is that what nautical are? When they measure wind speed and knots? I think so. It's based on nautical miles? Yeah. It's when they have knots on the sail.

How many of them are moving? It's exactly right. And then every time they move really fast, they they go one click away and then there's a guy at the bottom going click click click click To miss with the knots the compass is moving sir We're moving really fast. So I tweeted today. It was at end. It's at ass. It's back at end I tweeted today. I've got 14 hours to get to the podcast, but I'm 5,000 miles away. And one of the comments on my tweet was, everyone, everyone calm down. He's got 14 hours, but because of the time change,

he has way more time than that. I saw that. You idiot. I saw that. You're not saying I have 14 hours. 14 hours is 14 hours. Christ. Christ.

Yeah, we've tried everything with like, trying to solve that whole time zone problem. But we put up a show, we like try to put the count down up, even the count down is like, well what when the count down ends, when's it going to end in my time zone? It's like, it's like, it's a count down end. Do the thing. Do the thing. It's not a time.

Well, what if it's metric seconds, you don't know. Good day. Yeah. What if it's nautical seconds? They have to do the conversion. How many clicks to a second for horizons So there was a bit of a plane problem coming out of the UK today. I don't know if you heard about it Did not there was a I think once it was a virgin Atlantic flight flying out of Gatwick. Oh Getwik to

Las Vegas and the Atlantic before yeah, it was spreading it had many clicks to go It took off and they had a landing gear problem So instead of flying to Las Vegas so everyone could spend their new years in Las Vegas, they circled over the UK for four hours, took them fuel to then land back a catwink. It's a little less. I saw a video of the plane landing and I guess like the right side landing gear was fucked up. So it comes in, it lands, it looks like everything's fine, but then as it's taxing down the runway, it just starts tilting. No. Until like the right and like the engines on the right wing, or it looks like they're like four or five feet off the ground.

Good Lord. Okay, well that makes me wonder too, because landing and crashing are pretty much the same mechanic. Yes. Which is true for Aloe. At what point does a landing become a crash? When the plane is no longer in one piece. Is that what it is?

I don't know. I don't know. I think it's when the plane is touching longer in one piece. Is that what it is? I don't know. I don't think it's one of the planes. When the plane is touching the ground without a wheel. I think that's it. When the metal hits the ground. The wheel touches the ground of the plane. Because like you could land and say the front wheel collapses and goes, you crashed.

Yeah. The plane says, what the wheel touched first, that's what you said. You landed and then, and then you crashed. Any point metal touches the ground. You've crashed it. What if a crash goes back all the way to the beginning of the landing it makes the whole thing a crash right what you reach crash Status the whole thing was like if you land safely and pops and then it's metal

But it's still fine. It's just like the metal from the landing gears. That's a good point. I Don't think that would happen. You can't I don't think it can pop If you would have the tire flies't pop. So it's just a good idea to land the arreality of it. No. If you... What if the tire flies off? What if the plane landed on a treadmill? What if the tire... You make guys really mad. You only done guys is ever liked off the podcast.

Was that it was at the point on the treadmill? Yeah, I was just wondering if the ring is back up. Oh no. No. Like eight minutes in. No, we were talking about taking... We were talking about taking off from a treadmill. What would happen if you landed on a treadmill?

If you land on a treadmill, would you have to go twice the speed to keep going? To keep going, yes. The wheels would have to go twice the speed for you to not just stop dead, wouldn't you? Wouldn't that be awesome if they had like huge treadmills on Runways, so planes just landed like this.

Shhh. And they just slurred and would die. And then they could smash that face into the sea. Would they? I guess they would. They've got moving sidewalks at airports already Why not moving runways? All you need is inertional damp nurse in an ocean of dampening. Yeah, is that from a film? It sounds like there's some star track Yeah, and Nertian like just lazy fiction like I as gel. I took all that impact. Yeah

The gravitational pull in the moon. It's like an obscured, the warp signature. Here's why I don't understand about the actual line. It's actually. Let me be delivered a little more confidently. Here's why I don't understand that. About 50% more landing gear is the why there's only one set of landing gear. Like landing gear is the most important thing when you're in the air.

Well, I would argue wings are more important. I like the engine, the wings pretty much all of it's the most important when you're flying right A. You're in the A. I would like to argue, wings are more popular here. Yeah, I like the engine, the wings. Pretty much all of it's the most important when you're flying, like a giant metal tube. But you have to, when you're crashed, has a definition. A crash is a landing from what you cannot take off again. That's a crash. Oh, that's an interesting distinction.

So if you're out of gas, you crashed. You know, the pilot goes, oh, like, playing crash. Someone I could see emergency door crashed. Yeah, Yeah fucking dick head like the guy who could his job No, there's also a last week there was a guy in China who did that? Who was it South China Airlines or something like that? Oh, yeah idiot just got up Yeah, like you want to fresh. Yes. We open the emergency He's his defense was well no one told me you couldn't open it. He never flamed before and he was like oh, no

I didn't know he just opened the door to it the security footage from the tarmac of the plane like taxing up to the gate and the the slush just to pull his ass. Really? Wow. It's great. And they didn't prosecute him because he was the first time fly. I should fucking throw him in jail. Should've fucking thrown him down the slide.

But it's a reward there. Yeah, not with a plane still moving. Here's the thing with the engines and stuff. Like it's all important. Landing is important. Engine is important. It is. You have two engines. stuff. Like it's all important. Landing is important. Engine is important. It is. You have two engines.

You do. You fly with one engine. You can. If you lose a wheel, you can't land on that side because the whole plane will crash. If you... Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of wheels on each side.

Why don't they have two sets of landing gear? Okay, so... So, like, side by side, one set can come down. You can land. If it breaks, send down the other set. One of the seconds that wings, too. Just like four wings. Yeah, like if a wing falls off, they just hit a button,

another one like, boom, shoot it off. And there's a wing fall off. Oh, one of the last time you've heard of a wing fall. I saw it on video yesterday. But I look them up all the time. So I'm not going to have to go out and video. You know, here, you know, here, what made it fall off? You fell off in there.

It was a C-130 that was fighting a fire. And it went in, jumped all the water, and then went to take off again. And then as it made that turn, the fucking wings just fell off. I don't think it's funny. I thought it was interesting to see, but I'm pretty sure that did not end well. That was sure that was a crash. Yeah. Yeah.

No wings is definitely a crash. Yeah, that's definitely a crash. I don't think you hear about wings falling off of planes because that's how they say that. They say the plane crashed and fell out of the sky. That's how you hear about that. They don't ever, like you see that? Like engine failure, like that. Weather, right?

You can crash mid-air. You don't, that's if you mid-air collision, you'll eventually get the ground. But if you have a situation which means you can't take off again, you've crashed already before you've landed. You're going to crash. Yeah. You're going to have the landing in order not to take off again you've crashed already before you've landed. You're going to crash. Yeah. You're going to have the landing in order not to take off again.

Tense in this is the pilot speaking. I'd like to apologize. We just crashed. Yeah. Prepare for the mission. We have three minutes. Prepare for landing. If you landed, knocked off all your wheels, crashed, but then slid up onto a like a giant

skateboard. Have you uncrashed? That's not a crash landing. It's the best recovery moment. What are you talking about? Because you could take off because the wheels would just go. You laughed at me when I built a giant game. What was laughing now?

We made it the game. I'm telling you, you did a lot of fun playing on it. We did a sweet Ollie as we were going in and talking to you playing. Did a kick flip. Ashley wants you guys to get it off the ground. Ashley wants to give us clarification on our weird Chinese people stories. She says in one of the stories,

you're talking about two different things, by the way, in China. In one, a guy opened the exit and deployed the site because he didn't feel like repraining. Or he said, he didn't feel like waiting to deploy. And the other was the first time flyer who opened the door over the wing because he didn't know that he couldn't do that

So two people opened doors in planes on China. I'm actually surprised We're not here and more stories out of China. I've just people loosen their shit yet You know, I mean because I think it's like all headed that way about what Well, I think you know China is growing economically and as a cup as a country Develops the people there just get more into their own experience and they eventually just get so self-centered and there's so many fucking Chinese people that I'm just amazed, just on pure statistics and percentages

that we don't hear about people losing their shit constantly in China. What? Maybe it happens all the time when we just don't hear it here. Yeah. We need to have news that reports on China in the US. I would watch that all the time. We should have, I think we've talked about this before, about having a weird China news segment for the podcast. That'd be great

I mean about people losing their shit. Well, they tell you why they do that They do that news about us where they do the city CG animations. Yeah, it's my goal It's my goal life to be the subject of one of those. I don't know what it'll take But I would love to be crazy. So you know segment called weird China. I think I think I'd come up with a different Inc. was we China weird Russia? I think I had been talking about China. I think we'd come up with a different name. Was it Weird China or Weird Russia? I think I had been talking about China. Okay. It's at the time I think it was after we told the story

about the guy who jumped off the third story of the mall rather than continue shopping with a girlfriend. Dude. I really don't know. After Christmas, you kind of know where that guy's coming from. Well, from shopping. Yeah. Do it line.

What you doing? What's that? Do it line. Just all that stuff is, it's too much. It's not pretty good to the mall for, I can't even tell you what like two days before Christmas nightmare What are you buying? What was I buying? That's like something out of an apocalypse. I know you just asked Also people turn into animals in the parking lot in general and then around the holidays

People are chatting in the new war. I mean it's like walking through a fucking war zone It's everything's exploded. It's like walking through a fucking war zone. It's everything's exploded It's like to the point where the even if it's a place where you know the employees have to come by and restock things and pick There's like fucking it's Christmas. I'm not picking it up Yeah, it's some assholes gonna tear through it and fuck it up I'll wait it affects you to or affects me at least like I'll be walking the ball and I'll be unlike this tear It's like oh I got this line. There's like all these people on them like I'm somehow navigating all this and then I get to a couple That's just going fucking slow, shit.

He's looking at everything, and I like stop, and they've slowed me down for maybe five seconds, and I think, I fucking hope you die. It's like that little level of inconvenience. Just like my brain immediately is like, you're just terrible. I was kind of cheery when I landed in Austin just now. I was like, yeah, I'm back in Austin. It's exciting

And then some woman started coming towards us instead of de-planing the bag was behind She's like swan three people and I was like, I want to blow up the plane now. I want everyone to die because of her Instant rage. I was enraged coming back From Jersey just because I had a direct flight I get on I got like economy plus so I'm right near the front. Dude, extra leg room. Extra leg room? And you have to fuck off the plane faster. I was like road number eight. And we take off and I get on the plane and I'm like, carryons and as I check in they like hand me the carry-on thing where you know how if the if the carry-on

compartment's full that's like losing the lottery yeah and they'll put it they'll just put it under the plane it's not like you know you have to get it from baggage right right put on your plane and then they bring it back out you get it on the jet like it's the most inefficient way to check baggage right sure is yeah so I'm really easy when you get on the plane. They just go, oh, here's your ticket. Let me take your bag from you. Yeah, I'm like, okay, I'm porting group two. So I was just like, I was kind of surprised.

The plane was already full and I'm like, all right. Sheer whatever, you know, I fucking took the thing out of the game. I get on, it's like 80% empty. Like the whole fucking bin, like everything is empty. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, not fuck this. I turn back out, I fight through like four people because I'm right in here the front. I'm like, not fuck that, I'm like, no, fuck this. I turn back out. I fight through like four people because I'm right near the front I'm like, no, fuck that. I'm getting my bag. I see that I'm walking off in my bag. I'm like, god damn

I was so pissed off like I'm just sitting on the plane. It's a small It was a two and two on each side. Yeah, but I'm watching Boarding group three four and five all get on like the the fourth from the last person's bringing bags on the plane, I'm like, you motherfucker. I'm not a fucking piece of shit. I was so pissed off. Not what I was just, well the only thing I didn't want broken is I had a kick shit. I had frames and I had glass,

and a glass that I had wrapped in like newspaper and shit like that and was like perfectly, it's his bag. And I was just like, you better take it. Don't fucking, don't like, give me the like, for economy plus. There's no space. Yeah, you know, here's that. And then I get on and it's like, oh yeah, you know, you need to take it. Don't fucking, don't like, give me the free economy plus. There's no space.

Yeah. And then I get on and it's like, oh yeah, you know, you don't have to take it. The problem is, if you like, you're standing the goddamn zero, I was there for 20 fucking minutes. It's the worst. So the worst is when everyone lines up on one side, then one genius has the idea of, oh, I'm gonna wait

on the other side. Y'all, y'all, and then fucking eight more people did it. So now I'm standing there and there's like, literally four inches of space in the aisle. And I'm like, assholes, get on one fucking side. That system is so efficient when you're getting on the plane and when you're getting off the plane, it is the biggest cluster of fucking the world.

It takes twice as long as getting your bags checked with the carousel. There was this thing I never had with a flight where because the weather was okay in Jersey, it was really, really cold. I mean, it was actually a little warmer there than it was in Austin, but I guess the headwinds were really strong. And because it was already a smaller plane, they didn't fucking change the plane. I mean it wasn't that

tiny by any means, but yes, it had two seats and you throw instead of three. But it's only, it's a four and a half hour, it's like a three, three and a half hour flight there, four and a half hour flight back. But I guess the headwinds were so strong The whole way they flat out said like an hour before we departed were departing on time But we need to stop halfway in Nashville to refuel because we're gonna burn so much fuel because just the headwinds are so strong We don't have enough fuel to get there. So we have to land weird you love scheduled landing Yeah land fuel not get off the plane, and then just take off again. You can stop flight.

And then continue on a non-stop flight. And then continue to Austin. It's like that's bizarre, but still nowhere near as inconvenient as many flights that have boned me on delays and layovers and all kinds of that. So I'm just like, eh, whatever. It was kind of odd because it's a four hour flight. And the guys like, yeah, that's an only add, you know, 30 minutes to an hour to the flight.

It added like two hours. Like, we flew for maybe an hour and 40 minutes or so, landed in Nashville. It was pretty quick. It was like 20, 25 minutes. And then there's two women in front of me. Of course, they're bitching the whole time. Probably like women in their late 40s And they were you know, they were they were getting their wine on the whole time

Yeah, they're bitching the whole time like like if you're not gonna fuel get a bigger fucking plane What the fuck and they're like they're happy to fucking fit like they should run the airlock this is dude This is like I could have flown the plane better than this It's just like why don't they fill it up all the way in the pilot literally explains that the plane better than this. It's just like, why don't they fill it up all the way? And the pilot literally explains that the plane is full, but it's just going to use more fuel than usual, but they just don't grasp it. So when he gets on and we're right about to take off, you could turn your cell phones back on while we were waiting. So they're calling every but they're calling like the fucking, you know, like New York Times, that's unbelievable. We landed every fuel. And then the pilots are, all right, we're ready to take

off. The flight to Austin will be about three hours and they just fucking lost it Like that was another three hours. They just it was just like I'm like, what are you gonna do? You gonna go file a fucking plane? It made it so much more enjoyable for me Because I had the economy plus I had the leg room. I was just sitting there I never had to move the fact that I didn't have to get off the plane their pain and misery just made it so much better for me We're all like just keep bitchin. Just keep fucking complaining. What the thing? I love going to the spirit of the whole thing We didn't let's see and I were getting into it like as they got louder and louder bitching more and more

We started making fun of them more and more We'd be like oh, I'll just fucking fly the plane and then like at the point when she's like yeah This is fucking refueling just stupid. Why don't we just fucking just like run out of fuel and Mid-air So fucking stupid. I got places to be Just open the windows will stick our arms out in flap one time Slide back from DC to Austin. It was a nonstop And it was a similar thing where there's a lot of headwind and they're like listen

There's too much headwind when you 20 volunteers to get off the plane that we can have enough fuel to get to Austin And we're like, oh shit This is serious. So then like people are starting to volunteer and everything and then like ten minutes later They're like, oh, you know what never mind. We're gonna go ahead and let everyone on the plane. I'm like what the fuck just happened Right why why can't we fly with everyone now? We couldn't We wait 20 people that got off. It should be guys. Yeah, no, no those people no one got off. Oh, they let everyone get back on We're saying yeah, we were wrong. I guess the weather just died down So did they deplane the plane the whole plane before we had gotten on the plane?

They're like we need 20 volunteers to take the later from off the credit of people in light Yeah, but no one to wait you weren't you on the plane with us to Amsterdam when we went to go to take off We went to go take off we had to board and take off which I've never had before you look at the engine's rev You go I've never had before, you look at the engine's rev, you go, you always like, your heart is always like, oh, I'm in take off mode. You always try that cool when you take it off, that pretend you don't care. I usually put on my shades and pop my collar.

You just have like taken off, baby. I'm usually a little bit deft, I try to pretend I don't care, but really, I'm like, oh my god, really fast. But then, these wax on the brakes, we were all just like, oh, did you hit the mic? Yeah, I had my martial damper. It was like one third of the way down the runway, We got really fast, but then these whites on the brakes and we were just like Did you hit the mic? Marshall Dampro it was like one third of the way down the runway

We just hit the brakes and then it stopped and then they were like, huh? Something's going on up here. They had an emission and mission from the we've told this before but yeah The crazy part about it was was they came on the the intercom five minutes later We didn't move from the middle of runway and they go and we're gonna take off now took off in the middle of the runway and they go, everything's going to work, take off now, took off from the middle of the runway, just like didn't go back or anything like, try again, it was just like, yeah, where's you gonna go from here? Yeah, I balled it, like, anywhere, I'm spinning.

Yeah, like, I'm like, I'm trying to ball it. I think planes would take off a lot sooner than they do. Yeah. pilots just like to co-loss down a runway because it feels like they're driving a really fast car. Yeah, do you think? Yeah, I would do it. I think they have a window rolled down.

I do it in the runway. They're doing justice fast in the air, not faster. Yeah, but if you're going along the grass, that's totally different. Yeah, it's totally different. Woo! That's not always trying to tell myself, like if when there's turbulence in a plane,

it can be pretty bad. But if you were in a car and you felt those kind of bumps and stuff, you wouldn't think toys about it. You wouldn't potholes or cobblestreet or something. Yeah, just a shitty rope. Yeah. Because we live in Austin where the fucking road's a shitty. You wouldn't potholes or a couple street or something. Yeah, just a shitty rope. Yeah, because we live in Austin where the fucking road's a shitty. I'm going to have it cost-offs.

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Who's not already run? They build their own network. They just go in every city. AT&T already lightfiber, didn't they? I think they probably can probably lease lines from AT&T. I mean, I don't know. I'm assuming Fiber has a lot of capacity on it for data to go through, but I'm already signed up with AT&T. I mean, I don't know, I'm assuming fiber has a lot of capacity on it, I've predicted to go through,

but I'm already signed up with AT&T, so I'm not worried about it. Because one of the things that happened with Google fiber was when they announced they were coming, suddenly all of our internet service providers and Austin became awesome. Yeah, good night. Yeah, even time Warner, who like,

my time Warner's like four times faster and it's free. Falcon bailed on the internet. I'm an internet slop, I'm just a slop now. Yeah, I would say England is awful. Yeah, oh, yeah slow is not so glad I got my upgrade after I came back from Australia because that was shit to Australia has duty internet And it's fantastic beer though. Oh, yeah, they do We got fantastic a lot of things not internet though. I also like to point out something just happened

It just made me laugh of just looking at this on the podcast. So Bernie earlier, he had the burp, so I was, he like pushed his microphone far away and was really confused. He pushed it away. Then he leaned even further to the left and burped and then pulled it back. Gavin, just the moment ago, literally leaned into the microphone

and burped directly into it. Well, it went different people. He leaned in clustered. It's like a little gift for the audio list of his ears. Like, I think you're right. It's like Gavin Burp. He had a straw stuck audio list of the ears. Like I got the ear. We're right in. It's like Gavin Purple.

You got a straw stuck in your ear and purple right into your ear. Play that back. Play that back. We should do one of those binoral podcasts. You know where they put the model head and they put the mics in the ear holes. We should just all just sit around someone's head and then when they close their eyes and listen to the podcast, we'll be like in the room with them. When are we gonna see Baba?

I mean you. Oh, I want him to rub my head down. They do news resolution this year. Yeah. So I blew, I didn't do my- Gavin, I have this basically the same ASMR. What's that? It's called triggers.

Yeah. Where makes you kind of sleepy and tingly. Yeah. But like watching people get their head rubbed and like Indian, why? You want to go watch, you want to go watch something amazing. Go watch the way that the Indian and Turkish barbers, like cut people's hair, it's way different than they do it in America.

It's like pulling down energy and stuff. Yeah, but I think I could do that. I had it. It's cool to ASMR, but you kind of get weird and tingly if you watch something, or listen to something that's kind of relaxing. It's like a boner for your skin. Like watching this guy rubbed his dude's head. It feels like all boner for your skin. Like watching this guy rub his dude's head,

it feels like all of my hair for me starts to like stand up and I'm like, it's my hair moving? No, it's not. So it feels like we want to see this guy. And like, so I'm going to post a video of him getting a head massage for this guy and like this awful like back water stand

in somewhere in India. This tiny shop that's smaller, probably less than half a size of this stage that we're on is this whole shop. And he's getting a head rub from this Indian dude, Baba. And there's probably what now, nine other people who have made videos going to visit this guy from seeing him on the other side. From seeing that one video and they all go, I'm going to go see this guy and get my head rubbed by him. So they go and they get their head rubbed and they post it. So how do you find it? It's called the world's greatest head massage. I have the address.

I have Baba's address. Do you think he's still there? Yeah, he's still making videos I'll call him a incarceration and make it a big deal. He actually went through a phase where he got like real Outwardly performing because he realized people were taking videos of it. Yeah, you seem like I have the camera and then he's like But you know, it doesn't affect the equality of the rub, you know exactly He can play with it, but there's one you'd like, which he's talking about, the Binaural Recording, which is they take two mics, and they put them exactly the same distance as your ears would be, and then they just do things like they walk around

in the room and everything and record. Well, the point you're able to have ears on them, because the way sound goes into your ear, it hits all this crap. Yeah, and it sounds a certain way. Yeah, it's playing the shape of his ear. And then your brain calculates like the time change. I keep hitting the mic. I know. Between the two ears. And that's how you've been gone. That's how you sense like spatial direction of hearing. But there's one on, on, yeah,

to have headphones to really get the full effect on YouTube. You can pull this video, uh, that's getting your haircut at a barber shop. And like they're cutting with scissors and stuff. And it feels like you're getting your haircut just from the sound. One of the weirdest sensations is when they put a plastic bag over the model head and it feels like you've just been back. It's so weird.

It's really cool. It's a, it's, it's, it's, it's, I don't know how long they've been around but I had never heard of these recordings before like, but your body thinks it's from like 1995 or something. Is it really old? Yeah. When we were talking earlier, I said I accidentally

tweeted to Lydia because I was making fun of typing on my computer. The reason I had her tweet up is that earlier this week, she tweeted that she was on her flight. I helped a guy propose on stage at minecon in Vegas in 2011. Today, I sat next to his friend on a flight from Zurich to Tampa. What a small world. And all I could take away from that was,

there's a fucking Zurich to Tampa flight, a direct flight. I can't get a direct flight from anywhere. Was it the 10am, the 10th or 13am, the 11am, or the 11th or 13am? I was like, what in the world? It's like, what does it take to qualify for a flight like a direct flight to Zurich? And fucking Tampa? Tampa, Florida.

Like the world class cities of Zurich and Tampa. Somebody in Switzerland might wake up and go, I had to catch a bucket years game today, or double rays. Is that Tampa or Bay double rays? Is that what they are? Fuckin' I know, what is that hockey? But baseball. What would be the weirdest?

Baseball died to me in 94. Why? The Wii is the strike. baseball? What would be the weirdest baseball died to me in 94 the way I fly strike Really I gave up stop baseball you didn't give a shit about Fucking loved baseball really. Yeah, I was like a baseball all-man act for everything up until 94 Really I did it for you. Yep. I was the way the football before the oilers left Houston the way the oilers went away I was like fuck these guys So we're talking about flying and I don't think I told the story. I don't think I told the story in the podcast yet.

When I was back in November, I was flying from LA to Austin. And like I got to the airport early. I was like, there's an earlier flight to Austin. I'm going to get to the airport. I'm going to see if I can get on it. So I showed up to the airport really early. Got up to the counter. I was like, hey, can I get on this earlier flight? Like, oh no, that, uh, that flight's full, you can't get on it.

It's like fuck, and I'd already returned my rail car, so now it's the deal where I was stuck in the airport for five hours. Oh, good. So I thought, alright, I'll buy a day pass for the admiral's club for American Airlines. It's like 50 bucks, I get to sit in like a big comfy recliner, no one's gonna bother me. Yeah, I can plug my laptop in, drink, and do my shit. Jeff, off. Yeah, jerk off. There's like, there's like, fucking places to map. Yeah, it's all right. So like, I go in there, I plug in my laptop, you know, sitting in front of the TV, got this big

old recliner, put my headphones on, I'm like listening to music, browsing the internet, and I feel somewhat tap my shoulder, and I look over and it's like this, this, this old Asian lady, so I take my headphones off, and she says, she looks at me and goes, I've lost that spaniard. And I was like, a little bit and she goes, Oh, okay, then with like in heavily like Spanish accent at English, she starts, she starts talking to me. And I'm like, well, maybe she needs help or something.

So I'm like, you know, listen to her. Like I'm going to help this lady. And then I realize that she's a jov as a witness. Oh, no. And she's like, listen, I know we all have questions in life and we think we can go to our friends or our family, but really there's only one place you can go for answers. I see you have a computer. Do you have internet on there? You can go to this website. She just be like, the jov as witness website. All the answers. She's typing your question. And you know, it can all help you. And she's got like the literature and the book and I'm like What the fuck am I?

I was like I was like I'm I'm gonna say really really okay. She was in the fucking Annoyals Club What and I was like I was like really really go away Really go is like the storage place you'd be like okay, and you You know I put my headphones back on because I felt violated. Yeah, that's crazy I put my headphones back on so that she went immediately to the next person over it started touching you Why am I what she just in there? I fucking fine Oh, dude, it's like the level of like Seriousness when dealing with Jehovah's Witness of that magnitude

You literally said Jehovah's Witnesses somebody in the control and went oh It's the loudest reaction I've heard yet. But I've never had experience with them. What did they see Jehovah do? Why the cool? Why the hell does that? Why is it? It's just a religion. Whose Jehovah's another thing for God.

And they saw him. They are his witness. They're out to spread his teachings. And they're like to come to your house. They're going to have to be blinds and you don't answer. They made me think of the first time I went to come to your house. Nevermind, so the, you got the blinds and you don't answer. They made me think of the first time I went to LA with you, Bernie, back in like 2001. Oh, no, I'm sorry, it was like, it was early that,

it was like 2000. It was pre-9-11. So anyone could just walk up to the gates. It was meant to. And we were there, we were waiting for our flight from LA back to Austin, and we were in the gate, you have to sit in extra Bernie, and this woman, this Japanese woman starts coming around like

handing out cards and like flowers and it's like Buy a flower for me for five dollars or whatever. And I'm like, no, no, no, thank you I think she's like just going making the rounds talking to everyone and they're like out of nowhere this deaf guy comes running up and like Start hitting the cards and the flowers out of her hands going no no I guess it was like his territory Asking for money there because it was his place to like work the crowd It was like To this day every time I know that date in LA X every time I pass it by the gate

I'm like that's where the Japanese woman thought some death dude right there. The Japanese lady was like, shit. No, no, no, she was just like giving out flowers and cards and that's like a couple bucks for her. Yeah, the other one was like smacking flowers. It was so much more like weird. So somebody gave us, somebody gave us how to tell if landing is a crash or not. And this is based Mio Maria Ayala on Twitter. She said, the five signs of crash, one, no wings, two,

all burned up, three, passengers outside the plane. I don't know what the last two, I don't remember. That's the five signs of crash. That's the ultimate callback. Callback, yeah, that's a great callback. So technically, Matt's five signs of crash that's the ultimate call back. Yeah, that's a great call back So technically Matt's five signs of death landing a plane Crushing it through into the terminal through the glass and then backing out and taking off you didn't crash Assume when you could take off. I mean you fucking crashed

Yeah, no for God's sake. No one is gonna go technically. They're took off someone I would argue that wouldn't be a Gavin would that would definitely be a crash Cuz they would not let that plane take off they would ground the plane based on what happened like sorry Of course what you'll say and do good you crashed he's like I did either He's like yeah, they have to crash into the air crash determinator When I was trying to make Gavin he said they're all technically landings some of them are just way better than others, right? Technically landings some of them are just way better than others, right? Some of them, you know, the plane doesn't smash the ground and crumple and burn He knows something like the area of the landing like it's like a mile wide zone But like if you're landing on a like a deserted island

Where there's an airport and you land and you crash the plane into the glass and then you back it out and fly away I would say yeah, that probably wasn't crash. You landed really really poorly So the definition of plane crash is you can't take off again What's the definition of a car crash? I don't know what that is? I don't know I don't know what a car crash is When you have to exchange a truck, what a car hits the other car Like what's it? What if a car? It's a wall what what are the distinctions? There's a lane and a crash I think of that point is this crunch. Oh my god Like the noise, but what what it's you're either

Consilately crash a car. Therefore if you make a loud noise with the car you crashed it I think I'm gonna crush it in a vacuum. I'm not touching another car What did you just beat the horn? Do you have any more of these? Yeah a car touching another car is a crash Like you have a plane collision. It is at a crash. I would say it's a crash I would I mean I would too, but we're talking about that. No, that's a collision a crash or beef you can't drive the car away I don't eat a place. I mean it's if you can drive the car away. I don't think it applies. I mean, if you can drive the car away and you like fucking smash into someone's car,

I mean, you still crashed into them. Do you enjoy starting these conversations? You were told to check out. You're not even listening. You're just staring at a fucking mirror. I can't find hours on the flight to think a stupid shit to say. Where's that what you were doing?

To be fair, it was 10 hours on the flight. So when you do the time zone, it was actually 20 hours. So you had twice as much time. I had, I had to come up on the plate. To come up on the flight so when you do the time zone it was actually 20 hours So you had twice as much time I had I don't know some week on the plate. Yeah to think about Older since like you age twice as much since you've gone with the time change my dad took me to the apple this morning He said I look terrible Look a bit scruffy maybe that's what he meant. I think it's been tired. He's not work. He called him scruffy I mean that was the second time I used it. He's got a lovable. He's got a scruffy,. I think it's been tired. He keeps using the word, he keeps calling him scruffy. I mean, that was the second time I used it. He's scruffy, he's kind of lovable.

He's a calm guy. He's scruffy, you know. It's not bad, but it's definitely, you know, for Gavin, he hasn't really tiled it for about, since like September, because I went to England, like a million times, I feel the crap. I feel you. Landed straight into Lazity, after that,

when he tiled it. His routine was tiring. Yeah, and I'm still tired, honestly. I'm just been tired for three years. It took me, see, you fucked off, and you went to another country and all that shit I got like it took me like two weeks after a laser team to finally not be tired Hmm, it was I figured I got off, you know I slept like 10 hours of first night and like yeah, I woke up. I was tired all the next day

I went to sleep. I was fucking tired the next day. I was just like holy shit. I want to take a week off Yeah, I am home. I was still we come so I'm doing With Andy Paddy. Yeah, little week off. Yeah, I am. I'm holding my ball. So I'm doing it. With Andy Paddy. Yeah, little red face. Yeah, it comes in tomorrow. I'm coming in Wednesday and then I'm not coming back to like a 12th.

All right, this is gonna be my next topic. This I came into work today, this really sets me. Oh, this really, this really sets me. This really sets me. But I'm gonna get to be laughing about it. El, little bit. I'm trying to, it's like, I'm laughing. Let's be serious.

Let's be serious here. Guts? Uh oh. No, no, no, you're starting to something with you. But I'm gonna, I'm just gonna here. Let's be serious here. Gus? Uh oh. I'm going to, no, no, no, you decided this is nothing with you, but I'm going to ask you, unprompted here. I'm going to ask you a question. You can answer as quickly as you can. Listen up.

Okay. You're throwing stuff. You just, as you said, you're throwing. You knocked your beer over. A lot of dirt is at all over it. Pour it in your, off of your laptop. That's the way Gus and I vamp. That's the way Gus and I vamp.

I'm good. That was glorious. That laptop likes Corona. That's fine. There's no holes there Like a bit there are a couple creases at the bed. Sorry officer. I swear I'm drinking that's why laptop You're throwing stuff away in a dumpster What's the number one rule of throwing stuff away in the dumpster? Break down boxes break down your fucking box. It's? Break down your fucking boxes. Break down your fucking boxes. And it's after Christmas, a lot of people have boxes they don't want to throw away their curb, right? They don't want to do like, or they just want to like take them out to their

apartment, dumpster and throw them away. They're, or they're going to house and they can't put it in the fucking recycling bin. So we have this nice thing at the office where there's a huge fucking recycling bin, the size of a dumpster, then we can take our boxes and throw them away. It's a dumpster. Just based on evidence, somebody threw away like three boxes in the dumpster. Huge boxes. Was it not you? You were pointing a Michael. Throw a shit.

Oh, you didn't? You were talking about it. I was really mad at you because the top box was a massive curve TV box. Still in my garage, wasn't me. I thought I could have sworn it was you. I'm Christian. I'm going to throw a team of college. I apologize for doing it so it's three people who are the two be fair right absolutely plan on bringing that here but I'm already

going to flatten out because I also worked yeah I was an electrician for five years planning a box that doesn't seem like a Michael thing Michael seems like a flat new like like what I flattened and just to take away in the truck and shit every week at the end of the week all the boxes we bring back to the shop a lot of them we'd save because you can when you go into a job And you have ran them shit like boxes of screws and all kinds of shit like that You put them in you know, just like a big cardboard box You throw that in the bed of the truck, but eventually you end up with way more than you need So not only would I have to flatten them every fucking week

I would flatten them all and tie them all with rope and leave them on the side of the curb So they didn't fucking blow over the place like string really not rope. Yeah, the way Michael certainly a team box, a team box, I apologize for this. It's right could be you. There was some fierce finger pointing. There was like three and a row. Wait, you see the box. Wait, you don't have to play sound to the box.

There's no point in breaking that TV. It's full of polystyrene. It's the size of the box. Yeah, but you can, it takes up that whole volume you could flatten it and there's it's additional volume It's full crap. I will listen you take that crap out and rearrange it and that crap will break you can you can break that crap You also don't throw styrofoam away in the recycling Don't you know? No, why are from garbage? Styrofoam is the worst stuff ever you can't cycle it Styrofoam is like fucking Styrofoam is the worst stuff ever. You can't recycle it. Styrofoam is like fucking poison.

Patrick, picture the dumpster coming at you. I'm not a liquid, but, uh, all right. Why, why, why, why do you recycle? You can't recycle it. Cause you can't recycle it. You don't use it anymore. We talked about the podcast last week. What do you think?

I don't know. I don't know why you just can't, okay? It comes with some, some electronics stuff. It did come with my TV. It also came with my TV. I'm holding onto it. I'm in the like, just in case my TV blows up, I'm still holding onto it.

I think it's your TV. It's 65 inches. All right, now that's how your TV is. I just put it in the garage. How big was that son of a bitch? That one was 40 inches. What do you think? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

there is no curved 40 inch TV. I think I know where we're going with this. Uh-oh, what is it? There is, there are two new 40 inch TVs in here. are is it that is it this TV is it a Samsung? No, oh you son of a bitch wow Posing and committing evidence look at that Shit there's a giant of a Patrick's it's all fucking The right it's not it's 90% out

Really it really is I want to show you something that's a 40 inch I think I have the same exact TV that you have because I had the 65 inch that little line of blue you see in the front Is my broken down box that I slid down the front of everything else and then there's a second picture I said them which I took down the photo. It's all just stacked something just stacked a bunch of boxes Yeah, there's obviously another not broken down I like it you're so mad you stopped your truck next to it to take the picture my box I'm getting out of this shit but seriously you do that shit it's like that's absurd you got a giant dumpster and it's just like yeah I put

five boxes in it it's just of such horses it's coming it's such horses you break down a box you get like a thousand boxes in such horses. You break down a box, you get like a thousand boxes and that you don't break down a box, you get five. On nonstop all the time on construction sites, or just like someone renovating their house, or whatever, if it's a big enough job, or if it's a messing up job, a lot of times will be a dumpster, like they're for a month,

or whatever, they'll rent it, especially if they're like doing roofing, or flooring or anything like that. And like my boss particularly, it would just fucking live it when you go out Like worse flattening everything everything's like see he's like super like an already ten of about that Which is how I learn to be that way it's a community thing flat everything out you go out And it's just like you know the plum are just through like 16 fucking boxes just like in the dumpster And it's just like you fucking pay to get the dumpster taken away when it's filled it's filled with air and people yeah

And it's just like there's nothing in it Yeah, just an eela. What's that? You press the button and it goes if you have a compactor, that's a totally different story Yeah, I mean if you invest in a compactor They're paying for laziness at that point. You don't have to break down your box. It's pretty especially Especially when you're on like a construction site when there's like a utility knife like every four feet You know, there's absolutely no reason that it's just like shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh I put that empty box in the counter and then when the counter gets a little filled I break down every single box I flatten them all up and I just take it outside fucking slide you I do the same thing We're like you slide it into the wall

Yeah, so it doesn't take up any fucking space I usually wedge the bottom up again something that's already in the recycling bin and I walk away And I was like I just put seven boxes and I took up one inch of space right the best fucking feeling in the world I do it just chuck it in like like you don't give me shit have you ever broken down a box the road away ever I break the air box a tiny recycling bit at home yeah it's like this big since when you learn you got to do it I have a I get a new trailer I never go satisfaction about taking up an inch of space I have a bunch of bucks absolutely I get wet over that lots of satisfaction I'm not getting up into space but I'm sorry

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I don't, you probably don't care anymore. But fucking Crystal Palace sacked their manager. Did they? The day before this past weekend, it was served. You think it was served? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. We didn't watch a single game together, by the way. It's still going on. Is there another Spurs, Crystal Palace?

Yeah, in a couple weeks, I think, second week of January. Okay, where are we watching it? We'll figure it out. The, uh, Heymaker, I think plays them. Let's go there. Yeah. What's time's on? I think that game's at 9am. I'm gonna get some Poutine I don't watch some spurs some beer last time they drew all right well, I think they're gonna

We'll see how it goes that way but the Eagles have a new new manager though, so we'll see how it goes Talking a little EPL listen to it's all mainly what you want to hear I can add to the mainland and this is conversation People are doing it. People are asking me like what actually got me for Christmas that was on a palette because we're talking about last week We got a palette two palettes showed up and they had the thing they had things on it in our k machine No, no, it was it's just a appeals way more to me. She got me. Wait, wait, wait, okay, I think we should guess it He said it was he said it was manly as manly and it would appeal to Bernie. It's gonna be fitness equipment I think he did just say he had a new treadmill. He didn't work enough like on fitness equipment is manly but a kicker

I think it's just say he had a new treadmill. He didn't work enough like on fitness equipment is manly but a kicker head. I think he's trying to make it. We're totally right. We're totally right. We're totally right. We're totally right. We're totally right. We're totally right. We're totally right.

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What's your guess is that he guesses? No, I don't know. She got your guess, Michael? Do you get any guesses that he guesses? No, I don't know. She got me a full stand up tool chest. Like those wrong ones with the full of the drawers and the one that sat on the stairs and he'll end too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just not a movie. Yeah, you have tools?

I grew up with a basement of fucking 50 years ago. My whole garage disappeared into that thing. I have a fucking pegboard with where you take the saws off And it's like that's where the saw goes back is done that pegboard With that with that the size of that thing I have never needed anything that wasn't in my toolbox and that's this big What you got do anything though what like what like what a car or The time is gonna start having to do shit. You don't do like mechanical shit Yeah, I got a ratchet specialist shit. Yeah, yeah, you know one of those

Yeah, go on that's a let's draw right there But what like you do need a wall of tools? Oh Well, you do I already had it. I had shelves on my walls and I put the sheet on the shelves now It's all this fucking badass tool. Just so fucking laid out Like open the floor. It's got the only way to make bone Tense, he's very happy. I need to lose pliers. Make a vlog I'm gonna show you those guys There's no cutters in there. I'm happy it's me. Don't throw us make a video document Listen every draw and I'm gonna determine if

You're ever gonna use some of this guy knows. It was it I will say this I will say this It is a little bit more tool chest than what I need so there are some drawers where you get down like room for expansion Soak her hose maybe don't need a drawer for the soaker hose, but I just put it there Do you have a drawer that's just paper like instruction? I have a drawer that's just tape on my tapes There's like 50 different kind of tape. I got tape, I got a gaffer tape. I got a lichael tape. I got fluorescent lichael tape. What was the second one?

Gaffer tape? Okay. What? Scotch tape? No, there's a Scotch tape, but I do have pure bad acting tape in there. Salatite? It's a painter's tape. Michael, it's the greatest thing ever.

It's the blue tape. Even though they're not going to American flag, I'm a wall behind it too. What did you get? What did you get, Ashley? I got her a bunch of cool stuff. Oh, cool.. I got her I replaced her headphones. She's getting there. She had some Bose headphones that she's like worn to the point where like they're like leather pads on it and they're just like all the way through the stuffing. Yep. So she's the noise. Yeah. And so I got the the the new Bose and then I I some people are weird with that. You got to be careful because they

like that. You know like this looks like the one in like someone who's ass is impredited in the couch and it's like I'm gonna get you to catch So I already do couch. I don't need to catch. I like this couch. Dan's granddad has a lazy boy like that You remember the picture of the the stain I was over a dead he caught it mid air. It's all good Like the lazy boy with a stain, yeah. Yeah, Dan's grandad's stain. You can see the outline of his body and his head. Yeah, it's like 30 years of stain.

So gross. Yeah, I don't want to ever be that attached to him. That's a picture in the league. No, I agree. I agree. I go through a process where it's like, I, every now and then I'll whittle down my wardrobe. I'm like, I'm doing laundry because I don't have anything to wear.

And I'm like, I got like three drawers of clothes and a bunch of stuff in the closet. How come I don't think I have anything to wear? I'm going to go in there and wear something. It's like, I'm like, I'm doing laundry because I don't have anything to wear. And I'm like, I got like three drawers of clothes and a bunch of stuff in the closet. How come I don't think I have anything to wear? I'm gonna go in there and wear something. It's like, I'm like, I need this stuff. Literally got rid of all that stuff. I'm gonna give something to Gilby because he can, where's the same size pants that I used to wear?

Yeah, Gilby's looking good, man. Gilby looks good. Gilby's been a really, kind of hard. He was trying to drag Jack to the gym. Well, I wasn't gonna go to the gym. It was Jack's idea. Oh, didn't go though. You know, Jack, you know the gym. Well, I wasn't gonna go to the gym. It was Jack's idea. Oh, didn't go though. You know, Jack, you know the gym that we go to,

I originally went there with Jack as Jack and I were in a weight loss contest. And Jack kicked my fucking ass. Right, that was right when I got hired. In that weight loss contest. He did, I got hired. I mean besides Jack being like a foot taller than me, you know, he probably only had 50, 60 pounds on me

when I started working. That's a lot better. Well, I mean, he's like, he's like, fucking seven inches taller. Yeah. Okay. He's way bigger than me. But there's photos, like my first week, you know, and first month or so at Ristitude, or at the first RTX where Jack and I just look, Jack looks so fucking thin. Nice. Two mics. Thanks. And I and you are fucking losing it tonight I just had to control myself my face and I look like I'm four years old like in this and those early you look like a little kid yeah I really do like I look young now but even me now my god I just want to beat the shit out of myself like you

want a bully I just want to like fucking give myself a wedgie like looking like welcome to work nurse Fucking pussy can you imagine if I'm still bullying in the workplace like this bullying you mean if Conson around here the thing there is places in nightmare Constantly for me. You're fine. You're fine. You're fucking food chain stops air rage quit the So I got rid of like I got rid of all the clothes in my closet and all the clothes in my drawers it's probably like three or four years of like I just hadn't like donated anything so I finally did that and then I

Went through again just recently and did it like just this week. I was like I even after the going down that level I'm probably at about 20% of the wardrobe that I was Four or five months ago and it couldn't be happier. I'm so excited exciting. If you do want to add to your wardrobe, we have this fine wrist-t-shirt coming out for T-shirt Tuesday. That's a good and classic. I was asked about that. Like that segway? That's what we call a segway. That was a good one. In the industry. Actually, you call it out as a segway. Can we have one of just this? That's a people well. Can I wear this as a shut? What? My mustache? Yeah. That's just the stash.

No, that'd be like a thong or something. Or like a speedo. God, you were in last, the last of Gus. Yeah, we should have a hymen bust a t-shirt. That was awesome. Dude, I wish we could have played with him. Like, how many hymen is what he busted? Probably not, because we were fucking phenomenal.

It would just be a picture of a hymen and a boxing glove. That is... What is a picture of a hymen? a boxing glove and that would be that is If you had to draw a hymen what would you do? I'm like that's asking for trouble What trouble? Could you be surprised by what you get like oh my god? I was just Google images of a hymns I don't want dead. If you Google hymen You're not gonna be happy with some of the other pictures around it

You gotta expect that when you're googling hymen Let me I wish there was a function on Google which was you type in only in Capital letters and it's just like Google filters it and make sure it's just that thing What if you Google hymen it's gonna be you if other crap this would be like Dicks has is gonna be knobs and anuses and a less stuff. Why is there that? You I'm a capital letters Google

Go goes like come on get any like this every other day of the week man if you ever if you ever try to like go like for medical reason or anything You always get something just rancid. It's like come on I am I went to the gym while was in Jersey's I went to the Yeah, he's showing the guys to show him having a high-man Video flag I went to from what what is this on? Well, we went up on YouTube. Oh god. I've been out of the YouTube one. This is just for this fun. No, I went to from what what is this on well we went up on YouTube got up and out of the you know one this is just for this fun no I went to

a Bailey's gym was like way bigger than the one you know that we go to yeah and it was pretty much all the things that you know Andy and Mo talk about there were like 90% of the people don't know what the fuck they're doing and then the people that do it just assholes there's like shit all over the place you know like nobody rewracks the the weights or anything like that and Dude I walk into the locker room and just like 40 dicks like a idiot old dudes love dudes love getting naked They do not I didn't see a dick under 50 I don't know because it's like you go there and there's so many different people at any gym, but especially like a bigger gym or I guess

what's considered, you know, like a mainstream gym, that's like, you know, this place probably, there was two floors, they probably had at least 10 rooms, 12 rooms of equipment, and there were the people that sat there and did nothing. Like, I had to do a while I was working out. I had to have seen at least 10 or so people there that I would watch, sit down on a machine, and put it on a heavy weight and kind of like stretch. Like, they're about to work out and literally never work out for like 10, 15 minutes.

And they just like take out their phone and then they would like move on. Like, yeah, I'm at the gym. I imagine there's gotta be people that go to the gym just to be naked in the locker room. I just wanna get my dick out. It's a business. Yeah, it's just like,

they go in and they get naked and they just walk up and down the aisles and then they get dressed and leave. Does your milk come out? No. Why? Because I put a pair of shorts on and then put my jeans on over it. I went to the gym, I took my jeans off, I put them in the locker.

But it nubs up because of the shower, are they? Yeah, there's a shower. It means the shower. No, I don't shower the gym. No, it's bre put them in the lot of that because of the shower on there yeah there's a shower in the shower no I don't show it to Jim it's Gavin it's brazen brazen nudity go home old dudes old dudes in locker room are just something to bottom with their love it they want to put one leg up on the bench they love it they're fucking naked they want to care who's balls are lower I remember it happens with

all people is that they dry themselves more thoroughly like to all people get damp Do they get like trench-ass or something? I don't know why I don't know I don't have to dry that much I get the shower. I'm just like you're here. He's can be god. I just do the head do this and then there is everything But the rest of me just gets dry. I don't deep dry my anus. It just dries I'm not like you flossing with a towel. How quickly are you from getting out of the shower, turning off the water to when you're in your clothes?

What's the time difference? Seven to eight minutes. Seven to eight minutes and you don't dry off your body. I know I do, but it just dries just from being out in the open. You know you take your not like hardcore like scrubbing your chest. I'm not like, also flossing. Well, you're not all wrinkled.

You're not trying to get into wrinkles and get the water from your chest. We had this conversation on laser team. I'm like fucking flawless. like also flossing. Well, you're not all wrinkled. You're not trying to get into wrinkles and get the water from there. We had this conversation on laser team. I'm like fucking flawless. Like I will not have a drop of water on me until I get dressed completely dry. I get out of the shower.

Exactly. I do the head the same way, which thanks the best. She told me, you know, I didn't know if you rub with a towel. That's how you break your hair. Like day two on set, she's like, don't do that with towel. You break your hair. Never done it. Get you to get away. I don't know that. Yeah yeah if you like rub your head with it every day every day for your hair because you break it

I know that's what it was she was doing my hair she's like I can see your hair breaking where did you take a shower this morning like yeah I took a fucking shower and she's like did you like rub the towel on your head I'm like yeah she's like yeah you'll break your hair how do I dive dry my head you just you just pat it and dry it you didn't forget this outfit when you get your hair cut by a professional haircut and when they go try your hair They go to me fair. I never knew this thing until I know I don't know I mean that I go mento with it. Yeah, I could like that's bad Apparently that's bad. It's not what my hell looks like this so much so we're like a week later

I came in and you know I was in hair one day and Beth goes Well, you are you rubbing your hair again. I'm like, bullshit, absolutely not. I've not done it once since you told me. And she was like, oh, I'm sorry. She's amazing. You're like, fucking shut up. You shut your goddamn mouth, Beth. She's probably the nicest most gentle person you've ever.

Like she did. Everybody on set was amazing. But Beth and Jenny, what she was from, she was from Wisconsin originally. Is that why the gentle was like to come from? She was very nice. She said, very Midwestern, very wholesome andolesome. She profusely offered even after filming. Yep. Before we went home that if we wanted to we could call her up and she'd come to the studio and cut her hair.

I'm going to see her in two days. She's coming over for drinks. Nice. Yeah. So it's weird. I go. I feel strange outside. I feel strange that like with the crew that we worked on with laser team that we knew them for like 40 days And it's like that's the only people who spent any time with you know, they're just gone. I went to fucking Like summer camp dude. I went to smash work today. It's not Derek there Did you really yeah, yeah, I was kind of shocked. I was like oh there is you know I don't really want to talk to you. I don't make a whole thing about it It was like he was waiting for his food.

I was waiting in line. I must have seen him 10 minutes before he saw me. And then right as I get up to the register, I ordered. I was just done. He was at the drinks. He turned, we locked eyes and I was like, shit. And like, I can't just like pretend like I didn't seem work. We're looking right at each other.

And I just went like, and I waived. He was like, it was up waaved and then just left and I was like I got you so excited yeah it was great perfect but it's just like oh hey what do you been doing you know well you know I mean laser team you know it was like three weeks ago my life hasn't changed that changed that much I will admit that I don't go to South Park Meadows anymore for movies because literally every time I went there which was really rarely I ran into ran into Ray every single time. And it was just like that. You don't want to run into Ray. I said, basically said, Ray, the first time I go, so this is basically like running into your teacher at the grocery store, right? He goes, it's a little awkward.

So I was like, okay, yeah, that you. It was actually funny. I went to go see Big Hero 6, which was a really great movie. Great movie. It was really, really fun. I went with my brother, my nephew's, and Lindsay, and we went to a theater in New Jersey. He was in Jackson, and we get the tickets. We're waiting in line at the concession stand, and as everybody's sitting there, Lindsay goes, oh, that kid over there has an X-ray shirt on, and I look over, and there's a kid across the way.

He's with his family, probably like six or seven people or whatever. And they're just about to walk down the corridor with the theaters. And he hadn't seen me, which is usually the fan see us first. And then it's like you notice that and it's like a deer in a headlight and then they'll kind of walk towards you or whatever. So I was just like, who's the deer? The fan, like they're just walking deer? Okay, just like stopped and looking at you and then you're looking at them

You that's like you just waiting for it to happen and then this is like it's happening It's happening and then they'll come towards you whatever But he didn't see me and they're starting to leave and it's like You know like the kid will never know that I was right there. So it's like that fuck it So I like I walked around behind him. So he couldn't see me coming. He starts walking right as I get up next to him. I'm literally like shoulder to shoulder to him. I go, hey nice shirt. And he goes, oh thanks.

As he turns literally goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, and he was probably like 17 or so. And he's just like shaking. And he just starts, he's like, I saw, I saw, I saw, I was like, yeah, I'm home in New Jersey, you know, for the holidays. And he's just like, I saw the tweet. and he's just going like this, pointing to his chest, because I made a tweet about me being in a leather jacket, because I was back in New Jersey. Uh huh. But it's like, he couldn't even make the words like, you were in a jacket.

And his, I assume when his grandmother was there, and she's like, oh, do you know each other? And he's like, this, this, this, and he's just like pointing at the X-ray shirt. And it was just really cool. I just, I met him and then, you know, I love it when that happened. They left and then like a couple of minutes later, because I went back to go get my food and stuff And then he came back I saw him again at the drink fountain and I hear him go up the lens He's like, oh my god, Lindsey you're here too. It's like yeah, no, I left my wife in Texas But no, it was really cool. The nice shot game is like one of the most fun things you do is what nice Shucks it's where it's six flags and I saw a guy not only wearing a Ruste shirt. Yeah, it's an extra shirt.

The same Ruste shirt that I was wearing. Yeah. At the same time, so I was like, really nice shirt. Yeah, I remember we were there with Andy. Yeah, sure. You did that. If I see somebody in a Ruste shirt, I will always go to them. Yeah, I take a lot of it.

Yeah, thank them for wearing the shirt. Yeah, absolutely did. And then like I said, we met over again at the, we were getting drinks and his dad came over and he's like, oh, my son son do, it does is talk about you guys and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And there's a great photo of it because like, when I have an interaction like that, and especially he's like, oh, I saw your tweets,

like, I know I'm gonna see this photo later. So I, I look for it, you know, so I can find it. And there's a picture of Lindsay and he's in the middle with the expert shirt and I'm in the end. And we're all just like holding popcorn in shit. It's like the only photo I had at the movies. I'm holding up fucking box of nachos and a drink. It's almost like it would be such a tragic waste if you didn't say something. Right. It would be.

You, like, this happened. I'm not sure if I told this because I have no idea of memory and all that stuff at the moment. But after the billboards went up and London with Dan and my style on them, we went down into the London undergranty. Yeah, down in Frenchy. We went down to the London Underground to have a look at, because we knew where one of them was. So we went into the station, it was like bank station or something, and it just giant billboard on the other side of the train. So when the train's parked, you can't see it.

And we were like, I think it's here, the train was there. So we waited for the train to go. I was like, good Lord, there it is. And I was just lent against to all the cannon. And Adam was like, that is mental, I can't believe we're up there. And two dudes next to us were like, good Lord, there it is. And I was just lent against to all the cannon. And it was like, that is mental. I can't believe we're up there. And two dudes next to us were like, oh yeah, yeah, if you see that stuff,

it's like, that's pretty good stuff, yeah. And like I was physically touching him. Like we were lent, right at each other. He was talking about us, but looking at the board and not looking at us. So it was really weird. That's awesome. To be touching someone who was talking about me, but didn't know I was touching them.

It doesn't know you. Yeah, it doesn't know me. And I felt like going like, yeah, I think they made really good stuff. I don't want to be weird, but I didn't say anything. I was just not saying that. It's just silent right next to him. Nice shirt. While he was talking about me, and I was touching him, I was just like,

he has no idea. It was really funny. Did you then talk to him? No. Really? Are you serious? He showed him on the very end. It's very gavin.

Peace, obviously. No, because what happened was, is that I think too much time had passed where I was worried that he would be weirded out by. Really? Yeah, I thought I'd be shocked. I'd been there like two minutes, even shadowed out. He's gonna make his day.

I was worried that because he'd been talking about me, he'd be like, oh my God, what do I say? So I didn't want to say anything. I was for his protection. Shut up. It was for his protection. It would have made an awkward situation. Dude, I was happy. I was like, uh, like, I mean, that kid's day. I do all the time with the shots. Also, I was there with both my brothers and I was like, whatever. The thing is with this is that it wasn't the other party. It could. No, it's funny to be fair. I mean, they were excited. Like, they were all in line with the drinks. They left to go.

They didn't go right over the kid, but my oldest brother, he's like, I'm going to see what goes down. Like, he stood off like 10 feet just to see the reaction. And it was just cool because, you know, my family doesn't live here. And, you know, they watch some videos now and again, but, you know, they don't, you know, they don't see the day to day here. And it's just, I'm sure the same thing with Gavin, even more so your family's just like, what are you doing?

You know, so it's like every time I go home, to like the first time someone recognized me, they're like, what, like people know you were new Jersey. Yeah. So it was a delight for the kid and from my brother. Like he was giggly the rest of the day. Like, whoa, that kid was freaking out. It was crazy.

Yeah, my dad and my sister just picked me up from, he throw a port when I landed last week. It was, and I brought me to England. And some dude recognized both of us. And my dad and my sister just picked me up from Heathrow airport when I landed last week It was and I brought me to England and some dude recognized both of us and my dad was like And then you dad told you how terrible you looked and then he said I was like look like shit son So where did Bernie go he brought if I had to guess? I would guess he would have been a charge of his laptop Yeah, or he went to go get another beer to spill Oh, he's wanted off. He's got plenty more to show me so they come so when he comes back

There's no one here. No, okay, see you. Oh, we have a live stream going right there. I remind way in for a minute I'll be in on it. We can hide behind the couch Michael. Let's go if you went behind There he's back he's behind us Gavin. Well, he was he wasn't Anybody was it's where he came from even we were behind the couch when he ran into the room He'd be like why you guys behind the couch? I had to step away. I had a tissue emergency had to get a tissue Bernie We were on set go like this Get rid of your allergies allergies are not permanent. I can't you can get them getting stand anymore Gavin

I cannot stand I'm Everything with this Ten years of injections and then gone I know right you just need just need ten years ten years of injection. You've been doing it for like seven. Oh God It's too fucking worst. It's like between December 15th and February 15th I just can't be an Austin that's that's how this is all gonna work out. Is that what's happening all up here? Yeah, I've had a cold. No, no. I don't have a cold. I don't think I'm in sick and like two years But I have these fucking allergies now and I didn't have a cold. I don't think I'm in sick in like two years, but I have these fucking allergies now and I didn't have You have been sick so Gavin was sick. I think 80% of laser team constantly like like it's wrong

We started we almost a day of shooting. We started like like like it was a second or the second week of shooting But we started on the second week of first two weeks of shooting. he was like fucking sick. I was coughing, it was hot. It was like, I remember, because all the, the, our trailers, it was like one big trailer, and then it was just like a, bunch of little rooms, so they were all connected.

The first like two weeks, there was just like prison sessions. It was me yelling a Gavin to shut up, because he was coughing in his room. Like I was like, shut up! He was just coughing, coughing, coughing, cough. During the shooting of laser team, counted, I threw up shut up. He was just cough and cough and cough during the shooting of laser team counted I threw up three times New the end was the poo poo problem. Then I had food poisoning at the end. Yeah, that was bad

No, it was a rough food. What would you eat? What was bad? We both had the exact same thing at trudies And he said he got food poisoning. What was it? I had the beef for you to dinner. So did he was fucking delicious I text him at 4 a.m. And I was like by any chance Are you vomiting and shitting at the same time right now? He's like, I'm fine. I'm gonna see fine That lasted like four days for you or so. Yeah, that was one day where I didn't think I could be on set There was there was one particularly brutal day on set and I Will put it out on the on the movie. I'll be like in that scene, I have stuffed my underwear. I think the photo of it.

Yeah, we have like particular outfits that we had to wear. You think you stuffed your underwear? And there's one scene, Gavin's like, yeah, I just got, I just like wedged a bunch of boggrel, just right up my cramps. I'm like, in the suit. And I just shoved it into my underwear because I was, she was gonna grab it.

Yeah, and he's, I wasn't leaking, but I was was I was sure that I was like one bad far away from just It was all some of it when it comes through the expensive costume I'm looking at him. I'm looking at him. He's like oh, yeah I'm like right now. He's like oh, yeah, it's wedged up there Can you tell he turns around and it's like this is like all like fucking toilet you can totally see it through the suit. I took a fucking picture of it. I was like, well hopefully there's no fucking reverse shots at you tonight. Cause it's like you can see toilet paper shoving with his fucking suit. It looks so fucking stupid. So awful. It looked like because he's not kidding. He just crumbled it up and shoved it in there. Like it looked like he had

hemorrhoid. It looked like he already shit himselfhoid It's not a good thing. He already shit himself. It was just like a bunch of jagged boasting. But at least he was clean. Right. He was prepared. I got to tell you something made me a little uncomfortable. Gavin spent way too much time looking at my dick on the same movie. He did it all the time.

He did it. He would come at my dick all the time. He talked about it all the time because of the suits we wore. We to wear dancers belts which which basically it's a thong. Yeah, it's a thong. It's a thong My color a belt it creates out fucking no, that's what it's all the dudes. It creates a kendo like effect Right where like it just sandwiches your junk and your shlong like all together Well, you tuck your penis upwards right your genitals have the rest in it and you well you tuck your penis upwards. Right, your genitals have the rest in it and you have to tuck your penis upwards and then the thong just goes up your ass and the second you put the suit on around it, that thong travels. Like it goes for a journey and there's nothing you

can do about it. So like I accepted it early on, I wore it every day because if you don't wear it, it's just like there's your dick, you know, like it's just, it's super highlighted. So Bernie would also, he wore his almost every single time the mistake he kept making was he kept pulling the thong, which was just made it worse because when he let go, it would just snap back and there was so many times where he'd go, ah, that's part of my day with all the thongers. Gavin took the approach of just like, nah, I'm just not gonna wear it. So half the day is you could just see his dick So so like if you know, they were it's like almost a skin type suit So he be he be talking about him and because of that

He would constantly be checking to see if other people were wearing theirs or if you could see you you're dick And he'd be like, oh, you're not wearing a thong are you? You can see a knob. Well the thing is with you with you non circumcised No way with you circumcised people right I could see the Outlines of your balance. That's an appropriate mind. It's mind just looks like a small sausage shut up It's very small sausage. It looks like ours are inappropriate cabins No, you always did appropriate. I could see you'll hell that Ridge yeah ours is natural

I'm touched I don't know I don't know why you're giving gossip yeah, I'm on your fucking side asshole There were days when we were not wearing that suit and I was in normal clothing and he would still look at my dick and comment on my dad Like you literally said one time I'm wearing pants green pants and he you know the outfit I have there's He goes you're hanging lower today Why do you and I go what and he goes you're hanging lower look how low you're hanging I'm like what are you fucking I'm gonna do it at the gym He's like he's like what is

You're sick. He's the dude hiding looking at the dude like you'll know I've got lower as the movie went on What is that mean you're like look and it's like and like everyone's like looking at me I guess I like because everyone's was tucked up. It was the same height for everyone Oh, man, but with them when I finally saw you without it You're really low your dick's low The best part is like I don't tell you I don't tell you which are like pretty much second nature does Not that he was even like totally into it by the end But like the first half of lasagne Colton

They would become times or Colton would be like what the fuck are you talking about like? Who are you? Why are Like, who are you? Why are you looking at my dick? There were so many times that he was like in I like, yeah, and there's a lot of things that we do, which is stupid should together and we just escalate it so many times, called it's like, nope. And it's like, just like walk away. I think before every that's a nonsense belt. That's what it is. Yeah, I never once made that pose. I was,

what did you say? To be fair, I believe it's called a dancer's belt because it was made for- A dancer for- Valerars. Yeah, what is it? I'm guessing those shoes did not come with the dancer's belt.

I mean, if they did, I didn't get them. Patrick, showing it's a picture of a very shapely man. Yeah. You guys, I assume, did not look like that. No, I didn't see you guys I assumed did not look like that I didn't see you guys fucking naked I don't know what you look like when you're on

What in your old dude? I mean you know what though? It is, I understand what Michael is saying though because you know in being the cast like we were you're basically just like like everyone's job there and it's awesome is to just make sure you look okay in the five seconds that they're on you Or like roll on footage or something like that. So like People will come at you pick at you. You're a piece of me. They will rub on you like like like oh

You're not dirty enough here, and they'll grab like a handful of dirt and rub it your face. It's like how you're better Yeah, it's like constantly people are just like picking at you and manipulating you I think I got several grams of chest hair ripped out on me on that move you I mean oh god with the cuz of the zippers there's constantly like zipping and unzipping the suit let's be honest you can stand loose all and get it i was in the car so that was all like every time he'd have to get a suit zipped like i could just zip it up you'd have to pull your suit out like a couple inches and zip it otherwise it would just mind if you go in an arc like yes yeah it would just get my favorite thing about the movie was

before every take like I would be to watch the movie and be like that scene there before that before action was called yeah we were talking about would you rather have a we like we're like getting bummed in the ass for 50 grand conversations yeah there was a moment where we're all in it we're all in a car Bernie had to do a stunt where he was driving. Yeah, he was like listening to the stunt coordinator, like, and then we're gonna whip around here, slam it to this. And we're all in the back. He was like, Alan and Colin. And Colin, you and you, Alan and Colin, we were having a fuck. No, no, if you put in your ass, you wouldn't be like, we were having

the fucking snail conversation about the killer snail that I could get you anywhere. And when he was getting heated in the, we're all done and I was like, no, a snail cannot. There's no way. And buddy's leading my father and father at the car and eventually he's just like, yeah, Michael. I didn't say that they Michael. You did everybody. No, you said Michael. I got that one.

You're rehashing podcast discussion for use on set. Yeah, fun killer snail. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, well killer snail. Yeah, absolutely did it Yeah, well to be fair Podcasts. Yeah, but I think the killer snail Alan had RTA came out that week. Yeah, and I think they had I don't know how to hurt it to be fair You did and then it was like in kill us now It was it was a thing where everyone was like oh, sorry, sorry, sorry because to be fair

But it was like you know doing something important. We're like oh, okay Five minutes later. We're literally rapping in the exact same scene. And I'm just like, oh everyone and I get to birdies like Leading out the wind and trying to listen to it. Oh God we would just like just children the whole movie. Yeah, you children all the time Well, I mean I get I get I get a I get a would you rather for you? There you go I was thinking about this when you're talking about searches earlier would you rather have to go One month one month with no pants like you I mean you have to go through your normal day No, you're naked from the way down. I'm just like naked from the way standing have shoes

I got one of those bungee chas and I'm worried that my test goes with four You should trust you. Okay, or you could have your mom read like Or you could have your mom read like Three months worth of your Google searches just sampled at random to like your high school class Like in a public auditorium your mom has to read out everything you searched that one you would do that I don't know if that's that with like with stuff. I feel like that's fine because anything I search all the weird stuff is Probably work really I have an explanation for it. Yeah The reason I was searching for hymns not Dix was because we were talking about it on the podcast exactly Right, that's exactly what prompted me to think of it. Yeah, I thought that we were stuff we search for I'd probably go with that as well Just because I don't give a fuck about anybody want to high school with okay. I definitely have some weird

What about your mother? You guys haven't met my mother I mean, what is happening right now? You don't know very well. She doesn't give a fuck. How much would have to pay you right now to get you know about just on the on this camera right now? Cut it from the obviously come from the YouTube. I don't know good Walking around my dick in the office is different. I'm walking around my dick on camera. Gavin is already check it out two or three times Yeah, Gavin you you know are better than Gostobrini going to the scenario of my mother reading my Google searches for three months to an auditorium Why wouldn't care of an auditorium? What I care about my mother. What would you think? How would she take that?

Like it could be fucking anything. I don't think that'd be a single thing that you could ever have searched that you wouldn't have been okay with I see it. Yeah, or and not only just like me being okay with her and her being upset about it, just her not giving you. She would just be like, hmm. Standard Michael. Oh, that's where I go. There's many phone calls that I've recorded just for Gavin. I filmed conversations with my mother.

I filmed Michael on a speaker phone with his mom and it's just, it's world class, it's golden. I would never talk to my mother that way and she just brushes it off like it's all she's hurt. Not even just like being mean just just like the language the fill. For example we were talking about this is maybe a year or so ago we were talking about Game of Thrones and you know she was watching it at my brother's house and she hasn't seen all the episodes it's kind of like she'll sporadically watch it when she she can but she's just talking to me about it and she's like, ah, that fuck, that's Cersei, you know, oh, she's such a bitch. She's such a bitch. And I'm just like, oh, she's a fucking cunt. And when daddy's like, oh, she's like, and she's like, I know,

I know, she's such a cunt. She's a bitch. Or she, she might not even repeat what I say. She's not as bad as me, but it's just like, there's just, it just goes through her brain and come back to the other side. I don't even have a safe, see what in front of her. But she agreed with me just goes through her brain and come out. I don't know, they never say the C-Wat if I don't find them. But she agreed with me. You need to say it right now. I know. I would never say. I would never say it.

I would say he could be watching. Would you ever say the C-Wat if I were your kid? Yeah. I do. To be funny. I mean, I'm raising boys, so it's like, it's true. It's like one day they were getting ready, and they were late getting in the car,

and I had a notepad there. And so I just made them, this is like the 23rd. And so while they were getting ready, and coming late getting in the car and had a notepad there and so I just made them this was like 23rd and so while they were getting ready and coming outside I was fucking honking because Teddy can't find his shoes for the billion time And I'm talking to sell I was set down with the notepad then I folded over made him Christmas cards like to JD Teddy And then I think JD's was fuck off and Teddy's was Eat it. It wasn't as vulgar his and it's like, here I guys made you cards. I really appreciate you guys, you know, everybody do. And then they started like, they just started laughing.

They started stuff like that, you know, because it's like occasionally, we don't know how to deal two words, occasionally we go on down the road. And it's like, they can say one swear word is loud as they want. They gotta like, what was that game that they play? Yeah, it's like they can say this last day,

one time. So what do they, what do they do? I think Teddy says like butts Butses are good. I think JD said shit and then then Teddy said butts last I there was one scene in laser team which I think I think it was that JD was at and You know what scene I'm talking about we did the scene and I'm just like Yeah, so You know sorry that happened we did that team, right? Your kid came out and then as soon as it ends, he's like, oh, that was awesome. Yeah. Yeah.

So, JD would come visit the set on a regular basis. We shot, we had him one night where we shot really close to their mom's house. It was like a block away. So he spent the whole night at the shoot with us. That's convenient. Yeah, that was like the last shot of the night. It had to be, shit, that was like five or shot of the night. It had to be Shit, that was like five or something Everybody on the set had like one moment lost and I was when I was trying to hear the stunt coordinator and all like having a rap battle

The vaccine Michael's was like at four in the morning 32 degree weather and I'm just gonna say he was wet and that was like Having to be wet. Let's just say he was wet and dry and wet and dry and wet and dry and wet and dry and that was fine because that was the plan and then finally Michael thought he was dry forever and then exactly what you're saying you know every time people run in they touch you and they mess with you someone was coming to play with my hair and they were spraying and I have my eyes closed and then someone decided to fucking drink me as I have my eyes closed and

I kind of lost it. What did you do? I was not a day. What did you do? I hit someone I hit the wall and he very clearly said to everybody. I hit the wall even I mean even still was about talk I was just like I was like I'm fucking for stuff right now. I'm so present So you had the car that was the best part though. I was like it was it was Tiffany, right? Yeah, and she's like Throws a water on me and I'm like I'm fucking pissed right now like I told her I was just like I'm pissed right now I'm just like nah, no, you're not no, you're not and it made me even angry I got so angry because it was like the brush off like she's like no, no, you can't be mad Don't worry. No, no, no, and I'm like the fucking told fucking told me I can't be mad. I'm so fucking mad right now.

You don't even know. Did I have one of those moments? Yeah, remember the day that you were sick and you were just like, you couldn't, you weren't really mad. You hit a wall. You hit a wall. You lost it like, yeah.

We would cut and you would literally go in the room and like just, you were like, I almost shit my pants on that one. I almost shit my pants. Yeah, there was a bedroom set. I just went on the laid down. You had to deal with a lot, though. You got to, you can't really go into it into but you had to deal with a lot of stuff

You deal with a lot of stuff that a lot of the rest of us didn't have to deal with what we're gonna do a DVD Country of course, let's make the fucking DVD first. Oh, I am just asking if it's future You might have come to you didn't ask will you said when are we gonna do it? Will we I thought you said when are we gonna do I do one thing? I'm gonna do it now one thing I want to be careful of is just falling into like laser team stories about people that you know the audience is not gonna know. But in regards to laser team. You're gonna have time when it's live hit Jerry. There you go.

It's live. Just like Bill. But if you're gonna be in Park City, Utah next month, you should tweet at me because we might have something cool that we could get you into to see So what does that mean? It means it might be some cool. I don't just tap on my shift button It's over my sweet time. Good old shift. Someone pointed out a very very screening good old enigma reasoning on Twitter Pointed out that they love the fact that you put the bottle cap on the coaster and the bottle on the fucking table It's like you're pretty dumb And the bottle on the fucking table

There's a very clear way that those things should be arranged. I want to take a picture of that And you did the whole video of it, so yeah Did I do that though like no Like did I do what are you fucking or cool? If you'd have shown me the picture that I just took, I'd have been like, what, what, you took, I have no memory of doing that. It's weird, no. It's a beer dust to you. It's so good. Before the podcast, Gary came to me and he goes, so we can get drunk or what? Guys, remember when you leaned over and moved this bottle and put that bottle cap on the back of your head? I've been drunk in ages

this. When Ely's froze, after this. That was cool. I'll give you that. And then I'll give you that. I was wicked too. This is gonna be that one year anniversary of last time I got completely obliterated is coming up. Oh, I should. Negative influence over here. Should we get drunk tomorrow?

I mean, Neus, let's do it. Okay, you drunk, I'm gonna bring you whiskey. Good. The whole reason why I do stuff at my house is so that I can get obliterated on New Year's and then ghost years and fall asleep. That's what I want to call you dead. You can fall asleep in my place?

You did. I want to fall asleep in your bed. What? No, Crash, in my bed. Don't be a big spoon or a little spoon. What kind of spoon? Against that? I'm always a little spoon.

Nah. Actually, actually, actually makes me play a little spoon. That's not true. I mean, I mean, size has nothing to do with big spoon, little spoon. It's positioning. You can be a power spoon. Do you have anything to be a little spoon, sometimes? I just do with big speed little spoon. It's positioning you be a power spoon Do you like being a little spooful sometimes two people like who you know a couple do you ever just picture them? Like people we work with it just be like oh No, I'm trying to think who that would be. Oh, he's looking at you as he says this. How are you?

I'll get the fuck out of here He's taking a shot at me. So I'm just gonna you know what I actually don't say Delivery I never think about I never think about that nice to flex you never thought about any two people I'll come for you just go and like so who have you thought about what no no nothing You're you have you brought it up. You're the one who fucking brought this shit up. I can't I can't it's a trick. No, I got to marry to extra for years and years and years. You say I'm old Yeah, you say I'm old. I literally can't for a young old one. Hey look, I got this thing going out I can't even imagine the two of them at home alone in their living room

I can't imagine that we could pay ten bucks to watch them have sex would you yeah probably I would get that money Hey, it has nothing to do with the extra I'm just saying that about you I just want you to watch you have sex I think I'm gonna watch it like this probably it's like a Google search for Hyman you wouldn't get it but I would absolutely pay for only cost ten bucks to see you shack I would do it hey you got a ten let's change that episode doesn't sound as creepy I would pay ten dollars to have like a video of Gus having sex at some point in his life,

like just to have that video of that. So I took the creepy down and that was sped up. I'm sorry, I don't know how the fuck he thought that. The video he doesn't know was recorded. That might have been some of his best moves that night. Like, what the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? Do you have good night's and bad nights?

And I feel like I have to answer your questions honestly. And I don't, I can lie. I'm totally capable of lying. You always, the people get a mic and lie. You're pretty true, so I lied 95% of the time. I would absolutely pay $10 to watch Gus have sex. Sure, I totally wouldn't. I mean, let's be honest.

I totally would. I would already do it because it would be so weird. I'd be $10 to watch me have sex. I can agree just because Gus is such an enigma. I'd also be interested, but it reminds me of like a funny thing, like just going back to set, where like, you know, we all obviously know each other and work together for a time, and the everyone on set, as Bernie said, like completely outside of Roosdew's, most of them didn't even know that we knew each

other, you know, like they were, it's not like they got fucking, you know, documentation beforehand that like Gavin and I literally sit next to each other. It's not like they got fucking documentation beforehand that Gavin and I literally sit next to each other every single day and blah, blah, blah. So, you know, I went in and I was kind of quiet a little bit for the first week or so because you're getting the feel of it and it's like, you're on a fucking movie set and I don't know how everything's working. But as that was kind of like getting more normal and we became more of the piece of shit selves that we are, whatever you say, the way to do it. What if you say, I'm a piece of shit. Yeah. Actually a piece of shit selves that we are. Whatever you say, that we're this shit, or whatever you say, I'm a piece of shit.

Yeah, actually a piece of shit. You kind of are. You're a human. Yeah, you are. I mean, everyone has like, like, like, Joky little like, Jebby moments where you're a bit cheeky. That doesn't mean you're a piece of shit.

I would consider myself a good person. You just want to know how to play it. You'll just lay off it. Just blow them off. He was the help my whole point. He wasn't a fan. He wasn't wearing a shit. He literally just said, I watch those guys. They're pretty funny

I've seen them stuff. I don't know if you could I like if you was wearing a shirt If you was wearing a shirt, I'd be like so guys. Oh, so basically you're saying like they have to give you money They have to put money towards you for you to say hi I don't get the money from an extra in a vav show. I know that but you're saying like oh, he didn't buy a shirt He's not a fan No, I just I didn't know how much he liked me, so he fucking like you enough to know who you were He saw your fucking face even still it doesn't I'm not piece of shit your piece of shit

You're a piece of shit your piece of shit and I'm a piece of shit Everyone here knows this except for you anyway, so we get into the trailer and it's like week two three I'm unlocked like I'm at a hundred percent. I don't give a fuck So I'm talking to the trailer and I'm like running in my mouth about Gavin about what a scumbag is And I'm just like to like someone would mention Gavin I'm like Gavin's a fucking piece of shit And the whole trailer would you go dead silent like everyone's kind of looking at each other and I'm like all right, you know But I remember specifically the only time we're like no, no no, no, no. Was the couple days that you were there, I was talking about, they mentioned you,

and I guess they didn't think that I knew you. And they're talking about Gus and this and that. And I was like, Gus is just like, God, what a fucking freak. He's a fucking freaking nature. And they're just like, what? And I was like, do you fucking see them? It's like, my God.

It's like, what a race to see. I was like like, you got like five different people and put them all together And that's what he looks like. It's the name any sense and they're literally like no, no, no, no, no I was like, I was like, I fucking tell him when he's here. I don't give a shit And I remember it was either later that day of the next day You were in the makeup chairs and you're sitting next to me and I'm like, Gus, I remember exactly, I'm paraphrasing, but I was like, Gus, you're a fucking freak, right? And you're like, oh hell yeah, you're like, I'm unique, baby, he's no one else like me. And they were like, oh, and then as the

shoot went on, they were like, oh yeah, all the time we get in and actors like fucking hate each other. And they literally just bitch in moan and they're like fight in the trailer. And they had no idea that that was just like what we do on an Everyday basis and it was like week one They were like sweating bullets like god damn it. This shoot's gonna be awful by the end of it They're like we fucking love working with you guys just because nobody argues no one's like our arguments are like about the killer snail That's what I'm like. No, I still cannot get you Rapping while trying to do a stunt dude, but it's fucking shit ever you see that movie trailer

what which one it's like you see the movie trailer guys yeah this is all that pause what movie trailer is Gavin asking about Gavin wants to know because because he's talking about you see the movie trailer he wants to know I can't I don't know where's there no no no no no no shut up you can't see the you're on pause did I see the movie trailer I can't be Star Wars can't be Star Wars this more my brain went to like Mad Max no is there something else more recent because Michael is just talking about people on movie sets who are mean to each other right and then Gavin's have you seen

that that movie trailer right what. What is the movie? I can't have a guess. Is it a true story? But with Jonah Hill, I'm just guessing it out. No, okay, what is it? It's called it follows. I don't know, I haven't seen that trailer. I've even heard of that.

It's a snail thing. It's a movie, it's like that. Except it's not a snail. Oh, wait a minute, yes. Yes, yes. We talked about that on screenplay last week. Yeah, somebody made Gavin's snail thing into a movie where there's a monster that just follows you.

It's always moving towards you. But you don't know what it is. It's like a shape shifting. Right. But I and then I have to like pass it on to the next person. That's the exact same thing, right? It's the exact same thing. You're absolutely right.

It's the exact same thing. I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had same thing you're absolutely right it's the exact same uh... i don't like amina you want to give your piece of shit or not somebody said on twitter that they ran into you at rtx or are those to be a pack sees they said they ran into you and you uh... weren't at the booth and you pretended like you were talking on your

phone except you didn't even bother to have a phone in your hand while you did that you know that you would be such a not a piece of shit You're not a piece of shit! No, if I don't... Hello, a phone in my head and I was just not positive Yeah, unless I left it at the booth. I don't know either way. You got to be gonna look like you're busy If you want to get anywhere a convention otherwise, you know, I Know that I was six plus plus not that I'm gonna take you to look at asshole

Not that I don't want to take pictures of the P. P. P. Gus Hey, what are you doing? Yeah, I'm doing good. Yeah, I just got back from drama school already Let's take this look at asshole not that I don't want to take pictures of the pee pay Gus Yeah, I just got back from drama school. Oh, yeah, the practice But yeah, it was hard. Yeah, anyway, listen, there's some people here. I really don't want to call out I got something called Don't wait I forget who it was I don't know if it was carrier miles One of them looked at me this morning when I walked you in this mustache and they said, it looks like you took your eyebrows and just copied and pasted them above your lip. That's actually pretty accurate.

Yeah, except your mustache is a little thicker. I could say a little bit. A little bit? A ton. Your mustache has minimized your eyebrows. Nah. That is no small feat. That makes me not like this mustache now.

No. Gosh, your eyebrows are still stronger and confident. Hmm. It's more if anything, it's more like a third eyebrow. Oh, I like that. Of course, the other. You have to pluck your nose, right? Uh, yeah, like here on the tip.

I think you should stop doing that and say if you can grow it up and if you can meet your eyebrows with it. Don't do that. I don't think so. Don't do that. I'm a freak of nature, but I'm not that first key. Right, but you're a lovable. Yeah like trick right

Yeah, but Gavin was saying as far as did you see that movie trailer? when we were when I was home in Jersey with Lindsey we were out the dinner one night and She's talking about she's talking about some movies and stuff and She's like she started talking about into the woods which is I saw it okay right so you know what it is the musical coming out or it I don't know if it's out or you saw a pre-screening or just came out but um that's I'll put it up I'll put that up um and I don't know is it like a collage of a bunch of different um fantasy stories Jack and the Beanstalk Rapunzel Red Riding Hood. Red Riding Hood.

And, right, something else. So it's all that, but it's a musical. But it's a musical, you know, Johnny Depp's in it. Like I said, he just came out of a creamy outfit. He's in a creepy ass scene. Yeah, yeah, apparently from what I understand. He plays the big bad wolf. Yeah.

But I'd seen the trailers for it, you know, I've, a several times, I'm not familiar with the play or whatever it's based on, Lindsey, that's like all she does. She loves that kind of shit, so of course she knows everything about it. And, but I forgot what the name of it was. So we're sitting there talking, and she starts talking about into the woods. And my mother's talking to her about it, and I'm like, oh, I'm like, what, which movie

is that? And she goes, the musical. And I'm like, yeah, which movie? And she's like, the musical. And I'm like yeah, which movie and she's like the musical and I'm like what fucking mood? It's like the fucking musical. I'm like what the I give me something here. What the fuck does that mean? I don't know and then she's like oh, I don't know giant depth of big bad wolf little red riding on him I'm like why is that not first? What's it? You just keep saying the musical over and over again. That's not a descriptor I didn't know I didn't know it was a musical. Oh, a musical i don't know i forgot i know the name of the movie i can't

remember what movie it is give me a fucking shred of information besides it's a musical that doesn't tell me anything and like she was getting pissed off at me like oh for me i was just like i just love her that Like to be cry every time. One of the things I've said about though, if you're gonna take a play or I call it a play and actually come correct with me, she's not a play, it's a musical. I'm like a musical is a play with people singing. It's a musical play.

It's a play. A play is a live theater performance. That's why I call. I think of her major. I'm listening, I'm not gonna play. I just go, mm-hmm. So if you're gonna take a play and you're gonna adapt it for the big screen Add some big screen elements to it. They didn't they just made it like if a play was on

Screen is what it looked like I mean they did change locations and stuff like that But it was just like it felt very theatrical the entire time Yeah, and it's it was it wore me a little thin interesting. I said I liked it Well, we need to wrap up. I think we should like, I think we should wind down that I will. I will comment on that. My, uh, I told her relaxing things.

Here's your. His girlfriend was back in Baltimore. She didn't, she didn't because he also, you know, came to Jersey. Problems of home holidays. And, uh, he was like, yeah, I told her, uh, I told her we could see him. We were going to get back and, uh, she wants to fucking see another woods. Yeah, he knows. He was that she does. He was not, yeah, I told her we could see him, we were gonna get back and she wants to

fucking see him or the woods. He was that she does. He was not happy about it. Nope, I believe it. That's it, but it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's some Gavin said he's gonna imagine that. Can you imagine that? Give me ten bucks now. All right, well we got to wrap up. So I'm honestly fascinated as to what I would look like. To be it's Gus, he won't even get it. Just do a Google search, you can find it.

Thanks everyone for watching. We're back in the episode of Screenplay Tomorrow, the patch on Wednesday, on the spot, leaderboard, know it all. I got a picture. We get another picture that is in the market. It's a Patrick has it ready you got it we get in the picture but a picture Lauren Crosier made this for us all right picture thanks for watching are we ending on the picture I guess we're gonna have it go I heard I heard oh no all right people are saying we're not done yet Gavin lose it go over the back of the couch. Do it. They're trying to throw it up every time. There it is. Michael. There's Michael on his trip to the gym. Gavin, you should see this.

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