Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #305

Episode Date: January 6, 2015

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Good afternoon. First podcast of 2015. Is it right? Our 40th decade of podcasting. I did one last week. You guys were here for it then. What? Yeah, we all did one last week. We're all here last week.

I brought Jesus. I bought. What is that? I bought a super bright flashlight this flashlight does it's so heavy. It does 3,500 lumens. Is that a test rack to that thing or something? I have it. I think that Yeah, it's heavy so I was that that noise that was just made was Gus getting shined in the eyes by it Yeah, you came in and you showed it to me earlier. Level one. And earlier you were very careful.

You're like, don't look at this. I don't want to hurt your eyes. Right now you just whipped it down and shined it right at me dead on. I've never seen something that uses LEDs where it produces heat. I hear my hair is blonde again. Yeah. Yeah. And I was commenting on how far you would come because when we first met you would regularly shine

Don't shine it's in my eye like camera flashes Why is everything in the world would I be like you look at a flash like for a camera? He'd look at it. Here you go. Does this have a crack in it point it in your eyes And then hit the test button so that it would go off because you guys have always got a crack in the bulb and then all like Lean way in like where It's a crack on the clip on and you whip them with the metal yeah, but I'll do even on the immersion set I have a clipboard for immersion so I'll crank the clip all the way open and let you ask your co-host And then I'll rub a rub like underneath the clip ago. Oh look at this. It's like it's all cracked in splintery here And then they put their fucking fingers right in there and I just go snap

Autumn your asshole. Yeah, that makes my nails hurt just thinking about I can see the Gus is my co-host. Yeah, I'm just saying have I ever done it to him I know that Gus has been on this. You've been on emotion right you've been around I'm you're right. This is hot. Yeah Adam Bayard I took it into the Adam's office because we're talking about the flashlight again. I wanted them to see the flashlight and I thought if there's anybody in this office that would appreciate it was those guys, sure enough, they wouldn't give it back to me because they kept just messing with it and messing with it. I won't give it back to you because I don't want you shining on my eyes again.

Adam Baird's cold. He's shining in his own eyes like from a foot and a half away. Well, he does like giving hot peppers. How expensive was this? That flashlight was like $180. It's called a tiny monster. Here's why I got this out of something you should spend a lot of money on a flashlight. You should have loads of them and they should be cheap. No, no, I, it's not a typical flashlight though. You'll notice it has a tripod mount on it and the reason I got the thing Gavin is I was texting you when I bought it. Yeah. Because one of the problems that

you have with high-speed photography is that you need a lot of light for it and so I thought here's a good solution to cheeky spot for spot lighting and also I should point out that on the set of our movie laser team they're not double a no they're not double a's they see batteries no they're like some kind of proprietary like a bloody firecracker look at it looks like a you need need proprietary batteries. There's a triple A batteries. There's double a That's just a that's what that looks like. It looks like an a battery When you get a batter no one eighty six an NL one eighty six catchy. It is a protected NL one eighty six that flashlight will not take

Unprotected NL one eighty six. I don't know. Yeah, it says it has discharge protection circuits. There you go Amen brother you turn your honor off. It looked like we had a lamp in there. It was awesome Oh, yeah, I just turned off the lights in their office and then just shine the flashlight at their ceiling and it illuminated the whole thing Yeah, but on the set of laser team That's not it's the whole thing is like a contact ring. I've been reluctant to bring this up But you know, there's an RTA about me losing my iPhone when I was in Australia. Which actually came up this week. There's a funny I come back to this story, trust me, but I lost my iPhone in Australia and Gavin when I took that trip with him

he kept complaining that I would lose everything. That has reached a fever pitch. I lose everything constantly. On the set of laser team, I probably lost three jackets. What? I don't know where they are. I have no like I wearing the wearing the jacket, I turn around, there's my chair and like, where's my jacket? Eh. You also acquired a jacket though on the Azure team. I did, I got a jacket. How do you get a jacket?

How did I get one? Guess who's it is. Alan Richardson wrapped before everybody else so they just gave me his jacket because one day I'm sitting out there in 20 degree weather and I don't have a jacket because I lost it, like a 12 year old kid. And so they gave me his jacket. Is it because you don't value stuff enough? Listen, I'm constantly looking for it. Is it because possessions be nothing to you? What are you doing? What's talking? What are you doing? Like, didn't you use to care about stuff more? In general? Yeah,

you used to care about stuff more in general? Yeah Is this the same reason why you never know where anyone else is because they don't matter You know man Gavin was people move that people was the latest He's ever been for a podcast today. I got you forgot we would do it at like 729 I'm like where the fuck is Gavin? I was in that working and I was I just forgot that it was between the end of work and working Yeah, I walk into your office your computer're at your computer, you turn, look to me and you go, fuck taxes. Are we going to do a podcast or what? You're like, what time is it?

It's at 7.29. You're like, oh, shit. Are we using the new camera, Jen? No, we need new camera. We need new camera. We need new computer to use the new camera. We do? Yeah.

Fuckin' A. When does that stop? We did some tests on the current year. I heard we need new lights too. Did we even talk about new camera? Do we need new hosts? Yeah. Is that like, when do we stop? New couch? Well, it's good. It's interesting. You bring it up. Go ahead. Well, Alan Richardson is coming back for his guys and he's taking a spot there. No complaints.

You can replace with any day. We called with those cameras. The computer we used to encode to stream isn't powerful enough. So everything looks really blocky once we try to do it anyways Recorded then still No, you can't record with any hot. No, those are just studio cameras. What's the point of that? They're cheap for studio purposes, but they're high fidelity. We do a lot of studio stuff now That we know Brandon and Chris can't come and take those cameras. That's exactly right. In fact, I was told deliberate limitations No, I was told that they were given a choice of when they got the cameras

Did they want them to be Nikon mount lenses or cannon mount lenses and we use cannon mounts for everything else in the company They specifically made these camera Nikon mounts that nobody else could take that uses different lenses and cannot record to itself That's where we are as a company. It's a smart move. It is a very smart move Not really there. What do you mean? Well, that's not that smart because now they can't be used for anything No, I mean exactly that's why it's smart That's why that's that's that people are being protective of themselves It's not moving that they're making something that Brandon and Chris can't take and lose It'd be like if everyone could use the lens for your phantom

and you could never find it because someone was always shooting with it. See, you're never worried about it because no one else can use your shit. Let's go set to dumb. No. Wow. Jesus, all right, that's what we're at now.

All right, you can tweet this by the way, using the hashtag RT Podcast. So I wanna mention that, look at it there. This week I wanna talk about the podcast always for 2014. I think we should do some talking about that. I just to mention that look at it there this this week. I want to talk about the podcast always for 2014 I think we should do some some talking about that I was gonna say though the flashlight is because so I can find things that I've lost I hope I won't lose the flashlight while looking for that Oh, can we put money in the fact that you'll lose that flashlight. Oh god. Please don't

I'll put food on it. Please don't How soon we're gonna time frame we're talking about yeah, a year? He'll definitely lose it in a year So I'm saying yeah, I'm gonna guess three weeks Yeah, yeah, he'll definitely lose it me yeah, so I'm saying yeah, I'm gonna guess three weeks Okay, it's gonna put it in a safe for three weeks now. I was caring around flying people Here's my issue with the podcast was this year. What's your issue? I feel like last year was just crap for stuff That was in 2014 yeah, yeah, I feel yeah You look at a video like the YouTube rewind which is meant to be like a big summer of the year and you look at it It's like this about you. It's like, go ahead.

Go ahead, you look at the thing. It's like nothing happened last year. Well, the rewind instead of focusing on videos, I think it focuses on content creators and channels. So there could be a very popular video, or series of videos that pop up that aren't even covered in the rewind, because it's not a creator. Gavin was in the rewind video this year.

And last year. And last year. And last year, a very important video, like you just said. What do you want to do? You talk about the year in... It's nice to be able to... retrospect. You talk about the YouTube rewind video, what you were in. Do you know what the theme was in?

I don't know what the video was. I was saying there's nothing happened that you had that was worth putting in. In the context, especially the YouTube rewind video. Yeah, half the video was the ice bucket challenge. That was the huge thing for the year, half the fucking year was the ice rewind video. Yeah, half the video was the Ice Bucket Challenge. That was a huge thing for the year, half the fucking year was the Ice Bucket Challenge. Yeah, that's true. And when I was going through trying to find my favorite internet videos, like, surely there's an Ice Bucket Challenge I liked.

Nope. Nope. It was hard. I found one. Yeah, there was it ours. No, no, no, no, I found another one. I liked the one that, when Carrie did the dive, yeah, when Carrie dived in, it looked like it'd been born. Yeah, it was awesome. He comes out and is like, with his leg in the air, like, so it's scary. That was awesome.

It's like you just fell out of a uterus. He has his set right up. It was like a cartoon. It was like you see Popeye diving into the glass of water. Although Ray going in Terminator style was pretty great too. That was awesome too. Yeah. I thought our ice bucket challenge was great.

Yeah, it's from the heart. As always, as always, we exclude ourselves from the awards, because then we would just give ourselves the awards all the time. And I guess our stuff nominated. What do you think? The top part was games though. This might have been the worst year for gaming that I can remember. Good thing we're all playing on the patch.

Yeah, my favorite games that I played in 2014, were Xbox One remakes of games that came out the year before really Wow Sunset overdrive was good. I'm playing Dragon Age Inquisition. I finally started that you got pause to think like what was the best game of the year It's not like oh what's between all the awesome titles? Which one can I possibly pick? It's really like I got a think of a game that was actually playable Yeah, and that I finished this year. So it'd be destiny. Destiny was, I probably won't be on the patch.

And big reason is I haven't played a game since Destiny. And Destiny would be the game that I would pick for game of the year. There's also other games that came out, you know, like the Wolf Among Us, Walking Dead Season 2. Yep. I would say those were solid titles as well. I feel like those are just variations on Walking Dead, the original though. Like, so- I definitely felt there was more buzz about Destiny than any other game this year though.

That's still, I went to the UK for Christmas. There's still running TV ads for it all the time. Destiny? Yeah. Interesting. And it came out the same time. I think the biggest thing about Destiny is to see is that the people who complain about the most continue to play it for months on end. That game's been out for almost six months now. We came out in August, right? Three months of September. September, September? Okay, it's like four months going on five. But people like I had to say,

one of the biggest complainers in the office about it is Ryan. He complains about the patch a lot. Ryan plays it more than anything. I don't know how long it didn't. He's playing it again. We'll back from the break the first day, I walk into the team and I don't know how to say how to Gavin in flash light in his face.

And there's Ryan going, grind in a way on Destiny. Every time I walk in there, he's playing. Yeah. Isn't Ryan the person who said that it's not a great game, but for some reason you just can't stop playing it. Or was that someone else? Sounds like Ryan.

Yeah. Doesn't that mean it's a great game? My whole thing, my whole comment with Destiny first came out was that it just goes to prove the most important factor in a game is gameplay. Like the graphics are great, stories great, but at the end of the day it's about the gameplay mechanic. And how it feels and how great it is. That's basically what I was saying.

But I also think goals are important. Like the fact that Destiny puts stuff in front of you that you want to achieve. And it's like, oh, I'm like, I'm like three hours away from having this. And then when you've got that, it's like, but now I can do this and then you just keep going until horrible like analysis is like a good. It's really good. Yeah. Yeah, like there's a carrot. If you don't have any goals,

it's like if games don't have achievements, I would definitely play them less. I think so too. I mean, I would have things when I would play, you know, when I would level characters in World of Warcraft is watching that experience bar fill up. Yeah. And it has like little ticks every five percent of the way

since 20 ticks in the bar, you're like, I'm just gonna get to that one tick. Okay, now the next tick and the next thing you know it's like oh I made it all the way and it resets. It's like it gives you reason to continue playing. So I'll do this and then I'll go to bed. Oh, but I can't do this. Yeah, I need you to send this to keep playing. I need to grind 500 hive to like level up this thorn thing. I'll do 150 and I'll do 115 tomorrow and I'll do 150 next day. I'll be done. That'll be fine. It's like, then you go, do your 150 like, that wasn't so bad. I got time. I can get to 500 tonight. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like, is the weapon upgrade system that they have in Destiny? Have you seen that in anything else or is that totally new

and unique to Destiny? In World of Warcraft, you could socket, gems, on two. Yeah, you could do that in a Diablo 2, as well. Diablo as well. Yeah, onto weapons to give them additional bonuses, but as far as leveling the weapon and a weapon getting experience, I feel like I've seen that before. Yeah, but I can't recall where it was, too. Boralans didn't have anything like that. You just got a weapon and you did whatever it did, and that was it. Of course, I didn't play much Boralans, too, but that might have been a feature in it.

Well, this tons of games, we give physical upgrades to weapons, like suppresses and battles and stuff. Yeah, but it's some about the like the like every weapon gains a special ability, all the exotics and that's like the character of the all of a sudden now you'll bullets make stuff explode. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And like chasing down those weapons is like a big deal to everyone. They got the loot system right in that game, I think. Yeah, eventually. Eventually. Eventually. You know, it was pretty sketchy. I've got people complained about like when they change the

upgrading system for the DLC, we're going to have to go with the exotic shards and upgrade an old weapon. You know what people like you just threw away all my grinding. You're a big piece of shit. And then once it came out, it's people like, oh, that's pretty cool. Well, I think you can say whatever you want about Destiny. I can see why people have complaints, but you can't deny the fact that the raids are fun. Like full of glass is fun. When you get, when you get five other people together and you're working as a team like that, it's really Interesting game. We were gonna be in the game. And there's no instructions. You just go. You'd figure it out. Well, I'd say that's, that's the problem. One of the big problems I got with 2014 in gaming

is the lack of documentation on anything. It's like, when I, when I, I got out of Destiny for like a month and a half, I wasn't playing it at all after I finished the story, because I was like, what do I do? It's like, well, do your daily. So I go, what the fuck is it daily? What is that?

It's like, do your daily heroic and then do your weekly nightfall. I'm like, what is, there's nothing to do that. There's no one in the game that tells us to do that. The only way is you go in the director and something will be flashing and you're like, what is there's nothing to do that? There's no one in the game that tells you to do that. The only way is you go in the director and something will be flashing and you're like, what is that? Right. So I do that. Is that what I'm supposed to do? Right. It doesn't say. Yeah. You have that MMO mentality to know. Okay, I've reached level cap. Now it's time to go and grind to the stuff. I guess I didn't think of it as an MMO. Yeah, it's like as much as I should have.

Exactly. You know, what it was like in World of Warcraft. It's like you level up, you're like, well, I'm not going to rate tonight. So I'm just going to go through and do all my daily's. And it's like you do 25 daily's in a day. All right, that's it. Nick Kerr. You know, the Xbox One is the same way. It's like they had a wonderful dashboard experience that everybody loved. Then the Xbox One came out and it seemed, it seems to me, very counterintuitive the way

you do things. Like, where do you find the settings for this? And it's like oh you have to go up to the top hit the globe then go down and you know So like privacy it's like the fact that none of its document a year after its release When you get an invite to a game or something it just says Game invite and then it will load a picture and it won't say who it's from until you hover over the thing for like eight seconds I know I get destiny like saying say destiny let's play. Yeah, let's play. But do you know who sent that yet to wait? You have to wait yet to wait to see it'll just you have to hover over the hovering is because it's over

What you have to hover over it? You have to like select it like put your cursor on it for it to roll around to say it's from Bernie Burns. And it's like, okay, it does just do that on the phone. Yeah, mine does that. I understand what the cursor thing you're talking about. I'm talking about up in the globe notifications. Oh, I'm in the globe notification. Okay. I have all notifications to. I was going to say, I think you have all notifications to turn off. I have the disadvantages that all my notifications are off. and I get 7,000 notifications a day. So I can't just be like, oh, it's the latest invite because if I just double tap on that, I'll end up in some other blokes game who just happened to invite me at the same time. Yeah, and the fact that it doesn't just say the

name first just block everything that's from people who are your friends. Yeah, that causes issues with like joining parties with GTA and stuff. It has tons of reasons why we can't. Yeah. Why the achievement of kindness can't have a- Too popular, right? Where? In this case, it's kinda sad.

It's like, hmm. I feel really bad against Gavin and I, we're gonna finish Atheon on a hard last night. And he had to go to dinner and then like the party, the raid was starting and I was like, we gotta go. I'm sorry, dude. I was like, I thought we were really bad about it. Did he say that? You mad about it all? No. I was the one who wasn't there.

No, no, but I was like, oh, because we were like planned it all day long. And finally, everyone got together together. Because I hit level 31. I've been writing a lot with you and Teddy. Yeah, I don't want to talk about you so much better than me. Yeah, did you say people prefer you and Teddy now? Yeah, Barbara's right.

Teddy's my nine year old. And this is the game like JD, my 12 year old, really looks forward to Destiny coming out. He wouldn't stop talking about it for a year. He's like, who do you want to play against first? You want to play against the fallen? Do you want to play against Kabal? I don't know what any of that is, JD.

I'm sorry, you're going to have to teach me about this stuff. So you teach me all these species and all this up. Destiny came out and he was just in that first round of people who was like, this is huge let down. And then he dropped out of it entirely. But then Teddy was like, I'll play. And I was like, sure, if you want to give a shot, you can play. And then he got hooked on it.

And then he was so good at it. I was like, I even talked to Ash. I said, how do you get somebody involved with pro gaming? Because I mean, legitimately, I watch him in Crucible. He gets like a 2.35 ratio in Crucible. And he's 9. And it's nine. I have to turn off his mic is that what other people to be embarrassed and a nine year old is handing the rat and even the rate He's like a born leader like I'll be running around He'll see the kind of grenade I throw and be like Gavin you don't want that subclass You want to switch to a golden gun on this one? You want to be you know the fire dude?

You don't you don't you don't want to do an arc damage yet wait until the next bit all right? Oh, you're down All right, I hold on I'll come get you don't, you don't don't act damage yet. Wait until the next bit. All right. Oh, you're down. All right. I'll come get you. Don't revive over. He's like giving me instructions. I'm like, all right. You lead.

Because I still picture Teddy as like a four-year-old. I know. And so I'm picturing his hands not even fitting on the controller right now. And he's like a small kid anyway. You know what I mean? Because he goes older brother who just constantly on pace than we growth.

But I mean, it's like, do they fight? Yeah. And like punch each other and stuff. Oh, yeah, they fight like boys, but they don't know if they they don't punch still argue about stuff But they get along pretty well for brother. I fought all the time Sometimes I miss about being like a grown adult is that you can't just punch anyone Yeah, you like doing it in the back seat like a punch each other like stop it With a younger brother you can like having a little agreement like you fancy just like Messing around a punch each other's like yeah it. With a younger brother you can like have a little agreement. Like you fancy just like messing around and punch each other.

Yeah, that's to it. You know, it's weird that you say that too because I grew up with a brother too and what that's the dynamic I've always been interested in for like same sex male couples. Do they occasionally just knock the fuck out of each other? Yeah, you mentioned this before. It's like a domestic could be brutal. Yeah, absolutely. Because there's no sort of holding back.

Because that's true. I've punched friends like friends I had in college. I mean there's a guy in the face who's an orthopedic surgeon now He fucking decked me when I wasn't looking in the nose because I called him fat or Just an offhand comment it just like caught him at the wrong moment and he decked me and I went down and then I was like What the fuck is wrong with you? He's like, I've never mind sorry That was it, you know, and it's like's not completely an hurt of that I've been in fights with people that I can Sorry, that was your example of a fight you got punched and went down that was it that was a fight

Well, I mean punchers don't want to find some fight Retire retaliation yeah, I tell you I mean you were in a bar fight once where you threw a punch in a guy that wasn't looking and then ran away. Really hurt my hand, but I wouldn't call that a fight. You threw a punch at someone? Because he was punching my friend. So I just like thumped the back of his head. And I was like, this is too much for me. I just ran off.

When did that happen? I probably like three or four years ago. So it was the one way. It was the one way like someone got shoved in. Someone got shoved back. And then like just everyone was like this. And you're just like, I was the one way. It was the one way like someone got shoved in this one got shoved back and then like just everyone was like and you're just like I was like Duck in a weaving punch leg it Punch and leg it the proper the big problem that I've got is that you're right now when I get into a raid with people

They're like hey, we're gonna about to do Crota Which is one of the raids in it one of the higher end raids the DLC raid Hey, we're going to about to do Crota, which is one of the raids in it, one of the higher end raids, the DLC raid. They said, we're going to do that, and they're like, cool. I said, do you have room for two? And they're like, well, we have one slot, and they're like, can Teddy just Teddy want to join us? Does he have it for this week? And I'm like, well, we both kind of want to do it. And it's like, well, we can do it with you later, Bert.

You hear them, like, trying to get Teddy into their group. We did a run the other day way. That was six people. Teddy was in, I was in, and Bunny was just in the voice chat. Just listening and then he was like, I said he played that. Yeah, as that was more so you're like the younger brother. You know, like the, you can be player too and you got the controller that's turned off.

I'm just watching. Pretending like you're playing. Far Cry 4, that's another good game of the year. Ah, that's one. I've had trouble getting into it. I started, did you play Far Cry 3? Yeah, I love Far Cry 3. It might be part of the reason, me too. Yeah, that's one. I've had trouble getting into it. I started my car three. Yeah, I love car three. It might be part of the reason, me two.

Yeah, I'm like three hours in a car, four, and every time I pick it up, it's like, I'll play for like 10 minutes and I put it down. Shemen Hunters love it. I haven't played it yet, but they'll love it in there. I love three. It seems like a lot of things.

It's a lot of things to do with it. There's so many other things going on. Joel and Adam just said how to in car, four. Okay. They didn't get one in car, three, which driving the boat was mad Jolted that one that was a while ago that It was just Jolene Ray or something. Yeah, it was Jolene Ray. Yeah, they did that. You're right. It was funny

But what about DLC game of the year before we move on to like our actual RT podcast topics I have tons of stuff to complain about this week too for DLC. Oh, I get to do this DLC I mean I would I would put Walking Dead and Wolf Among Us in there. I have on there, I have Threes and one more mine. Threes is good. But one more line, my treason. It's because you got three trips to Australia for me. It's a fun game though, but Threes, I think, is probably one of the best downloadable games ever played.

Not as good as on the Xbox though. Really? Yeah, plus the achievements are all messed up. They want you to get to like a 1080 for or 2048 tile is one of the achievements I think based on like my progress bars and achievements. Like fuck that noise. No way. I always, I always, like some of the bugging me about Destiny is it doesn't take advantage

of some of the cooler stuff about the Xbox one like it doesn't take advantage of the achievement progress bars and achievement. No more people need to do that Look, I had no idea where I was like when finding 50 ghosts for that achievement and then also the automatic update There's something about the way that destiny stays on in the background that like you'll go to load it up It's like oh no, I'm already on. You've been logged out and you just got to quit out of that state because it'll never

recover. There's a website. I forget what it was, but I went to this website last week and you go and it reads the data of like your Xbox Live profile and it shows you which dead ghosts you found and which ones you haven't found. Anywhere areas. You can do that. Yeah, I have no idea how it worked.

And it was like, and sure enough, it showed me it's like it has like a little green line. It's the ones you have a little red line. It's the ones you don't. Well, they unlock a Gwimwar card. I'm going to say it. Pinguine. Pinguine. Pinguine. Pinguine. Gwimwar cards. Gwimwar. Gwimwar. Oh, so maybe that's what it's doing. It's reading like your Gwimwar card data.

I just want everyone to keep saving. Gwimwar. There we go. Gwimwar. I was going to call it. I can't even spell it. G-R- saving. There we go. Good. Why? I was going to call it that. I can't even tell it. GRIMOIRE. Good. Good.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is why, by the way, that's why Teddy knows all that stuff. Is that anytime my philosophy with the kids is that they always want, you know, especially boys when they get around 10, they want to like get, they want to start watching more mature stuff like mature movies and more mature TV and stuff like that But the way I do that is I say I'll let you like push your limits on like the kind of content you can consume as long as you read it

Like JD's red like World War Z He doesn't like game of Thrones or anything like that But he'll read like because I've had Stephen King in like middle school and high school and that's pretty fucked up stuff. So I figured as long as you're reading it, that's okay, like you push your limits with reading stuff, but like Teddy really wanted to play Destiny, which is a teen rated game.

So the deal that we had kind of work out there was he asked to read all the Grimwar stuff. So he has to know like, what was educational. Yeah, well just like, he has to, like you can't just like run around shooting stuff. You got like, what help is, because he knows everything about the time game.

He does, like he's telling me the backstory of thorn and I'm like, it's just okay I'm regretting this now because I just want to shoot my poison gun at people I got to hear like how it's a fragment of a soul. Destiny's also not a very violent game. I know this yeah You can I mean everything dissolves. There's no blood. There's no bullet holes head disappear You can pop heads. Yeah, but then light comes out and it's like bullet holes. Heads disappear. Heads pop heads. Heads pop. But then light comes out. And it's like, oh, it's not like a spray of blood or anything. Yeah. Yeah. It's not like it's silly as borderlands looks. I mean, you can catch people on the fire and they run around screaming. You know, that's a little iffy. That all the psycho is talking about eating you.

Or is that one psycho? Is it the whole mission? The shoot shoot him in the head? Yeah, it's just one mission. It's a one step in the mission. The guy gives it to you and he shoot him in the head. He starts screaming, shoot me in the head. Shoot me in the head. Yeah, it's just one mission. It's a one step in the mission. The guy gives it to you, and you shoot him in the head. He starts to shoot me in the head. Shoot me in the head, and you shoot him in the head, and that's it. Did you have any downloadable games you had to talk about? Oh, you said three. Yeah, yeah. Three is what the three is what I think the stand out of the year for me. So I think in this podcast, we're going to cover what do we say? We're going to cover internet video, and we'll go and talk about movie and TV show. Yeah, I was trying to think if we want a little break between the two so we can talk about just random podcast stuff. Yeah, we can do it. Again, what do you guys say? Well, I don't like some things in this country like

healthcare, right? That's fine because you have to pay for it all the time and it's not free and stuff. I never used it because why the hell would I? I don't spend money. I don't really get sick. But during the filming of Laser Team, I had a sore throat, and usually I'd just leave it until it gets better. Right? Would. But I thought, well, you know, I'm in the movie, I don't want to be, I want to make sure nothing's wrong

with me just so I don't ruin the movie somehow. So I went to the doctor, I had a sore throat, she was like, oh yeah, take this pill, whatever, take some pills. I, which I know how to do now, I'm pretty good at that. She was looking at my, like, not Like not jowls glands and in my ears So she's like oh you got some you got a bit of air wax in your ear here Don't get it out and I was like you know while I'm here might as well

So she like for service squirt some water in and like a little bit of wax came out. I was like thanks Got a bill yesterday 93 dollars for ear cleaning really like No point was she like this is a we're gonna charge you for doing that. Oh, no, they don't do that but I had the doctor get the vacuum thing and pull that monster out of my ear that didn't cost me anything Well, what doctor do you go to I just went some like ready clinic So he has some sort of like co-pay thing that we have where it's like you paid 25 bucks to go to the doctor Yeah, I paid that and then I paid for the little visit and I paid for the pills

like you paid 25 bucks to go to the doctor. Yeah, I paid that and then I paid for the little visit and I paid for the pills, all that cost money. And then three months later, I get a $93 bill because someone squirted water in my ear. Yeah, because you try to get a squirt water and you're 25 bucks on the floor. If she said, I will do this for you right now and it'll cost $10, I'd be like, shove it up your ass

I don't know myself. $93, you know I could buy for $93. Who can you buy for $93? Half of the flashlight. More than one video game. Half of flashlight. Just a flash part. It's ridiculous. So like you pay for stuff up front and then you think well that's the end of that. I just spent $150 on a pill and a check-up and what stuff. And then you get another bill. Is that how everything works? Did you get the wax out of your ear? Yeah but it didn't come out. And it's like, can you make me hear any better. It was just a bit of wax every night of wax in there is now

No, the wax from my your no You got a gold mine in there 92 dollars worth here. You want to know it's more expensive for health care period stuff being a woman Holy shit if you have a jyna you have to pay so much fucking money to take care of it vagina, you have to pay so much fucking money to take care of it. He's like, how vagant you should. He's like, I wish. Well, there's a special doctor. You gotta go to. Yeah, and just like birth control pills and just everything you need to be more.

Yeah, for a guy, it's like one doctor. That's it. Much easier. Not for us. No. It sucks. I had a bill that was I think $350 for like an inspection I needed. Did you get the inspection?

No inspection. No inspection, Barbara. They put a sticker on it. Go back and see if you're talking about that. It's verified. This vagina's expired. You need to get a sticker. Go back to 3000 miles for three months.

What's your opinion on the first? I'm worried that Gavin will go into some kind of role playing conversation where he always talks like, whenever Gavin talks like a professional person He always like murmurs as the person's like I went in I said my ears are full of stuff and she was like right Me and that place is a press Byber we're just gonna look at your undercarriage See the problem. Yeah, we'll sort that out for you right now

Examination is the word I meant. Not inspection. Did you pass? I did. I got name. I got name. Batteries. Oh, you want a. Let me, let me, let me read this. And then we can get into some of our awards. Yeah.

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And I'm not going back to our gaming discussion. I'm going to move on to something else here. I got a read destiny. It's other games. I got to read this to you about early access stuff. So as you know, as many of you on the podcast spoiled like a bunch of dicks, I bought Gavin for Christmas, basically like a crowdfunded pre-order gadget. I bought him that vessel. Right, right.

Did you actually buy it? I paid for it and everything. Where is it? Like $99. I'm about to tell you. It's amazing. So it was supposed to come out, right? Or is there like, there was this talk,

I don't think they actually had a release date. I'm in the, by the way, I'm also in the coin base. I was gonna ask you about that. Nothing. Never got anything. What's gonna ask you about that. Nothing. Never got anything. I was gonna keep spoiled that for you. Oh, I even said, social experiment, I'm gonna try this. I'm getting Gavin one of those stupid vessel cups

that he keeps talking about. Yeah. And I said, so don't tell him that. People immediately just went to his profile and spoiled it. You know how I found out? No. In the podcast, you were like, Gavin's never gonna listen to this.

I was in England, I couldn't sleep, it was jet-likelike. I thought I'll listen to the podcast. I discovered it myself So you shouldn't have mentioned it on the podcast. It's okay Because it'll lead to this story. I got an update from vessel. This is in like they send the backer updates or whatever This is the one they sent this I'm took a clip out of the middle of it As this year comes to an end. I want to share another update on our progress. The industrial design, I ordered this thing like seven months ago. The industrial design of your vessel is very close to final, and we are refining the interior material before diving deeper into our hardware and software testing. Wait, that's still making the material. There's some after six months, months Gavin I don't think you're

understanding this properly they've made a cup with all the back for movie money they've almost made a cup is what they've got at this point they made that bit hardware in the software testing yet but the materials of the vessel are almost final of the vessel are almost final. Oh, this is where we are. And I paid like, I gave like $99 for this thing. It is like all of these things. It's like your wax cleaning.

Yeah, one of your, one of your clean. All of the things that happened this year are gonna ruin it for every other crowd funded startup like that, like the coin thing. Yep, didn't come out. The vessel thing didn't come out. It's just all mouth. And none of these people know how to deliver a product on time.

It's definitely the big problem with any kind of product. So the point where coin were like fully refunding people on there. Yeah, fuck them. Fuck them. Well Apple Pay is just so angry. Who refunded what?

coin, they would they start to refund, yeah, first they weren't refunding people. And then, they changed their mind if people requested a refund that they started refunding them. The craziest one were the, let's play guys, the Yogs cast where they, not the craziest one, but one of the crazy ones was they were, they were, they got money to make a game. It did really well. They started to make the game and they were like, yeah, we can't do it too hard or, you know, we had set back. So here's a different game and they gave everybody a different game after like a little bit you're in a half it wasn't a full game was it I

thought it was just like a part of a broken game was it was that was that was left I think that was the extent of it yeah this is all we were able to do the money's gone here's where it went but they have money from other stuff no no no the money's gone like you know no no no I mean with laser team we we have fun with laser team well we always had the commitment that we were were gonna make the movie that we were trying to use the crowdfunding to make The movie better and if we had shortfalls we would make it up with the way that we normally make up production funds In right I do want to step back for a second go ahead in vessels defense

I'm reading a story about them from June of 2014. They did say at the time they expect to ship in early 2015. All right, that's fine. But I think it's funny that they take them six months. They're at the cup stage. I mean, they've made it out of prototype and they're almost a full cup. It's also only a 13 ounce cup. What? Yeah.

What a rip off. Isn't that just like, it's like, we should buy each one. It is. It could hold your beer and it's a little thing that tells you what's in it. It's a little thing, like how many calories are in it. Right. It analyzes what you have in it. So it can be a couple of milk and air.

We'll say like 100 calories. It'll say milk 120 calories. It can amount to the difference between skim, I have no clue. I had no clue. I brought it up on the podcast originally because I thought, what a useless piece of head. I can see it.

Our last offer is not finally a cast Thing is pretty cool for people who have like a strict diet and want to yeah, let's say only a cup of milk You know I'll skin to that reading label. Yeah, it's the same exact activity It's not the cup says hundred and twenty calories enjoy your mouth. You're really lazy My computer says milk. Mal. Milk instead of milk. I say milk. Thanks, dude. Why is, I was wondering this the other day, I kind of take this for granted.

This beer reminded me. Why is it that some beers are twist off and some beers are not? I'm doing this problem right now because Barbara's hand me the beer and I need a, need a, need a, sure, just make sure you save them. Why is it, why, do you have muscles? Do you, there's one in there. Why can't every beer bottle be a twist off? Why is it that white muscles? If there's one in there why can't every beer bottle be a twist off work? Why is it that some are not? I don't know if any of the European beers I used to drink with twist off

I think every single one was because they don't have this technology over there. That's sad. I mean I think they're working on the material Isn't pop off like a little more old fashioned definitely? Usually you just have to have it open to open a a beer can. And pull tabs were an invention. Cove bottles were pop-offs. Did you guys as young as you were, did you ever have a, no, not a beer? Do you ever have a soda can where the pull tab came off, that you pulled the tab all the way off?

You didn't have that? I had that, I remember that. It's like you're pulling off and you throw it on the ground. Did you have that? Mid-Atees. Did you ever have the bottles where there's a bowl in the top and you have to shove the ball down? Isn't that a Japanese? Yeah, yeah, they're cool. I bet Meg introduced those to you, right?

I know I saw one in Japan when we went. Oh, that's right. Right. My kids love those. They can move. There's a... I think it's what's called. There's a little local market that sells those for a bunch of money. They sell them here They sell them at a, how do you roll, which is a sushi place? Yeah, and I bought one and I lost the part where you like Push in for the ball So everyone tried to stab it with a knife or like different types of things to get the ball in bad idea And I think Kara was the one who finally got it because she tried for like four hours Did you really she's like I'm determined to do this? It's like you buy another one. It's like you fucking

It's like you buy another one. It's like you think that fucking about a maker's mark. Okay. Well, there's like a bottle of maker's mark that RT liked the other day. Oh, yeah. It was fucking hard. That bottle of maker's mark sat in our office for weeks.

Yeah. I think initially drunk Matt is the one who broke it. Probably. And then it just sat there forever. And every now and then like Jeff would so we're up enough to come in and try to open it. And you fight with it for a bit Then give up and throw it down. It'd be like watching a bear trying to figure out like how to get its treat out of a like a

Toy or a trap. You like know I didn't find it really good Look at the window look he's packing boxes. Yeah, finally you came in and You're gonna point it out that Bernie was using an open flame with an entire bottle of alcohol I said that in the thing I said this is also how they make malt off cocktail This I'd be pretty careful. Yeah, Jeff is telling me about service called drizzly or something It's like instacarp a booze they deliver booze. Oh really? Jeff says he uses it when you see a drunk again It's car won't bring you be won't bring your booze. I don't know. What about like fever? I'm sure you could order beer

Yeah from It's not like, won't bring you, won't bring you booze? I don't know. What about like fever? I'm sure you could order beer from Instagram. Hmm, probably it's just like just the booze. I love that we live in a city and in a time where there are multiple services. I can call on to bring you shit. It's like I'm at home like, I don't want to go get this. So Alan once recounted a day where he felt like a horrible person at the end of Alamedine where he was like on his couch at home, and he had a service called favor,

bringing a meal from a restaurant, then he had Instacart like deliver like junk food, because he was watching football, and then he had stinking drizzly bringing beer. After all, he just literally had just food and booze come to him all day long, and he didn't move from the couch. I was off for two weeks, these past two weeks,

did not leave the house very much. Instacart was my best friend. Instacart to service where they go to like the local grocery store and they just shop for you and then drop it. Did you don't feel the need to just get outside and do something? I did every now and then, but.

You just sit home. I think the wistful look on Barbara's face. Yeah, outside, yeah. It's kind of a marina. Yeah, well, I'm fast. When you have two weeks to do nothing, you kind of just want to do nothing. I want to, whenever I've been busy and I want to do nothing,

they're doing nothing potloss like a day and a half and I'm like, all right, I'm ready to do stuff again. Yeah, I kind of mentioned a couple of weeks of just bug or all. That's the appalling count. Get back up to medium. I'm blocking my doors now and I'm standing in my house. Were you, yes, like loopy with allergies? Because I sent an email last week confirming everyone's going to be on the podcast. You replied saying great just pray that the Paul and

Councillor Loe then Barbara and I started exchanging ideas for the podcast awards. That is today you started exchanging. And then you came into the office and we're like hey who's on the podcast tonight and I told you like what about a podcast or is like are you not getting the emails? I just didn't read the email. I just didn't read the email. You replied to one earlier. I replied to say yes I'll be on the podcast. I guess I didn't read the part we had a podcast to work. Yeah We are I just want to make sure I'm prepared

Should we be concerned? Should we worry does he sick? Is something like five things in your office? Then that would be concerned which I probably did I probably left a pin and a jacket and something else I'm gonna wait for you to leave that flashlight in our office I'm gonna get you a utility belt of some sort. And it's gonna have a function where it tells you what's in your belt. I'm gonna use the belt. I'm gonna use the belt.

I gotta let down to that. What's the point? What's the point of Fitbit? Because your phone does that, you know? It has a pedometer in it. I'm in the Fitbit ecosystem, that's all you need to know. So am I, I just use the phone though. What does that mean?

Well, like the Fitbit app works with just your phone, not the... But don't you have to run all day and drain your battery? No, there's a... it automatically tracks it in the... the new health tracker and I also... And you can import everything from that health app into Fitbit and it's like... There's many steps. I just turn it on. I find that the two numbers very wildly. Oh yeah, do you have one? Yeah, I wear a little fit bit and the number never matches up with what my- I'm also not gonna keep my phone on me when I'm on the treadmill and stuff.

I'm a phone out. I do, I just walk. Yeah, this is gonna be all the time. You have it with this, leave me alone. You could have a treadmill. Show your mouth. I have a treadmill. You work out?

No, I just walk on a treadmill. If I've had a day where I just sat around, I walk for like five miles on a treadmill. And like place something or watching me. Yeah, watch something on my iPad You ever try to like like a little slot way. I guess in the past people used to put magazines on a treadmill Yeah, but now I've perfectly just suit so I never try to jerk it while you're on the treadmill No, you know what? I don't just curious like good you think you could jack off and walk at the same time No, you're a I've never jacked off and walked by a peed and walk before I Think the walking would throw off your flow it was throw off your

You don't have to move your hand as much because you got the What I said was just have like a little socket weird Circle, whatever you could attach like a Wish I come out You should try it. Did you try it? I don't have a treadmill or I try did you try just walking around your house? No A little walk and jerking off Why did they have to walk like in a circle or something like you like a lot of space? It was a treadmill. You're just like in one confines We would all be like glued to Esther's Twitter feed that night that you did that She'd be like this is it a

Because you're not would be doing this and you're omit have to be You're a compensate it be like a train wheel, wouldn't it? Yeah No, I'm not gonna try that. Do I like John to take a lap right around the park? Can I use your treadmill? I'm gonna put a mat down or something. Yeah, put a couple. treadmills, do you ever get that when you step up a treadmill and your legs feel like weird jelly but you keep wanting to walk forward?

Yeah, you're just you're velocitized That's that's good call it Velocity is weird after they got up a plane for the first time They're like I'll fucked up because they're going in a high velocity Dude I watched a guy when we were doing research when I was doing research for Online video of the year. I saw a video that I'd never seen before it was a guy doing GeForce tests and he was just amazing. Oh, I saw that. Like he went up to like eight Gs for 30 seconds. Well, he wouldn't

pass out or anything. No. I think they were really trying to make him pass out. Yeah, they were like, look, there's a last test that we can do. I want point what is brain just disconnect from his head. I don't know. At one point, he like completely lost vision, but he didn't pass out. I'm blind. He's great. And he's like, I lost more vision in this side than this side, but I was okay. And it's always a funny cause your face is just like, yeah, all the way back. And it's like, they're doing that breathing thing

with like, go, shh. Shhh. Shhh. Totally. I totally want to do it. Patrick, I send you the videos so you can find a funny clip of it. All right, well let's start there.

Oh, right. Oh yes, podcast or words. Do you, which one do I start with? Let's do a TV show TV show I feel like that's the least exciting Do you have TV shows you want to talk about Bernie? I want to do I have a video here What would you say again? I want to vote for what do you have? Well, I did I think it a game it's run his last time. We're breaking bad this year. I'm gonna do Bob's Burgers

Bob's Burgers. That's on the list. I like it. It's funny. It's really good. Never seen it It's an enemy show. I think all let me tell you he's never seen the show. I like it. It's funny. It's fun. It's really good. Never seen it. It's an animated show. I think all. Let me tell you, he's never seen the show. Let me explain the show. It's a family that owns a hamburger place. And the dad is really weird.

And there's something weird about the daughter too. Or maybe she's the normal one in the family. That's it. All everyone is weird in that show. Everyone's weird in that show. That's all three daughters. They're three daughters. Two daughters.

Oh, two daughters and a son. So why should I watch a show telling me? Like, gee. Gee, why? It's J-E-A-N. Oh, god. It's good. It's just really, really funny.

Didn't one of the voice actors die just recently? What? No. My thing about some- Oh, you're thinking about the voice actor. She did. Oh, she did a babe. She did a, like a Chuckie from Rugrats yeah oh that's what I'm thinking of she was the Nancy Kerrick no no no she's from the Simpsons right I just saw who's that voice or I know that voice Christine Kavanaugh hi I got one I can talk about what's up

let's you just want to talk about Bob's anymore. I'm gonna use some typical ones here like I Started using this program and it keeps wanting to put me in this stupid as tutorial mode I don't want to do that anymore. I never know. I've never seen that. No, no, no, no All right, sorry here I get my notes up here. I had walking dead game of thrones I saw this within your list too and I put on mine last week tonight John Oliver show great I want to never watch daily show and I that show last week tonight is fucking great I wanted to hate that show just because they have one promo they would play over and over

And I was like I fucking get it. I didn't watch I think the first two or three months. It was on then there's like I just kept seeing it was this your little winter sun Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's exactly fucking perfect analogy. Yep. It was during Game of Thrones I always show the fucking commercials for it. Yep And then finally I gave in just I just saw it linked on on YouTube and on the internet so much I started watching Fucking great show. He's he's bit about net neutrality. He's great That's like I now when people want to talk about an end neutrality I just send him to that video of John Oliver explaining that neutrality is great. That's like, I, now when people want to talk to me about net neutrality, I just send them to that video of John Oliver explaining net neutrality.

He's got a great way to like take complex issues and then boil them down to very understandable terms. He might be the most famous British person who's not famous in England. It was an Amy Winehouse like not that popular in the UK. You were surprised when we were all listening to Amy Winehouse when you came over five years ago. She was popular, right? She was in the UK. You were surprised when we were all listening to Amy Winehouse when you came over five years ago. She was popular, right? She was in the radio all the time. Okay. You were really stressed. I just didn't like Amy Winehouse.

I actually went and first saw her perform or the first time I heard of her. She was on some chat show and she came out. She did a cover of Michael Jackson, some Michael Jackson song. And I thought it was like some sort of special needs girl who come out and start singing. I thought it was like, oh, let her have a go at this microchets and stuff. Because it's so weird and bad. Isn't there something appealing though about the hot mess? I mean, isn't that? Is there a moment of always wondering?

What? I've always wondered why. Why is there something appealing about the hot mess? I don't know. What is it? I don't know. You tell me. You're the one who said it.

Yeah, you're the one who is it because you feel better about yourself because of the look at them Well, I think that really scary thing is talented people how attractive talented people are especially like singers or anything like that when you see that It's like I don't know what that is that immediately makes them like 10 times more attractive when somebody just starts singing or something like that But it's just the way it works, but I don't know what I don't know what it is with the hot mess But I'm sort of you as a girl because girls are always going for the bad boys and stuff like that Not always sort of I mean, I mean not always, but I mean, it's it's not surprising when you see it I think it's because they tend to have more confidence perhaps bad boys do yeah, okay I mean I know make says something that was interesting. She said that

People who are like really dedicated to one thing and pull it off are attractive like that, I was watching this video of a guy doing, instead of a three by three ruby, it's real killers. Instead of a three by three ruby, it was a 17 by 17 by 17 ruby, it's cute. And he solved it in like eight hours. And she was like, that's hot that he can do that. I was like, is it or is he a giant nerd? Is that hot? is that attractive? I, if I can't imagine,

by 17 by 17, Rubik's Cuban solved it over eight hours? No. I can't imagine it thinking as a young person, wow, if I really get good at this, this might get me laid. I wouldn't ever think that. And it's surprising to me that she would find that attractive.

I think there's a difference between being really good at something like that, like that you've clearly spent way too much time of your life doing versus you're dedicated over something, like if you're a musician or something and you spend a lot of time practicing the guitar or something of that sort, that's different to me. It's really bring this up because this just came up on Twitter the other day where you guys know who Chloe Dykesra is, Skydark on Twitter, no Chloe, right? Yeah, yeah. She just randomly tweeted, I don't know what caused her to do it. She said and she posted the video of the robot that serves ketchup. You've seen that one, right Gus? No. It's like a ketchup bottle. You guys see that? No. With the ketchup bottle on wheels and it tries to serve ketchup.

Uh-huh. And it's a guy built a robot that serves ketchup. All right, that video we have to play. That's a real thing. You guys have definitely seen this video. Just look at it. it looks like a bottle like ketchup on top of a tiny tank Anyway, she said one time like seven years ago. I saw this ketchup robot video and I felt moved to contact the creator and ask him out for a date Like she saw the video that somebody had made a robot that served and so That's all she wrote. I don't know if she actually called the guy and asked him out of the data, whatever. I like the nerd stuff is seen as attractive.

It's a cool thing. You're telling me. It's like when Intel did that add, Intel did that, he's in salad over the weekend. He's a dick. Intel did a commercial where they were like profiling different people. One of them was the guy that invented USB or something he's like walking around like a rock star. I thought it's pretty funny like the guy that made us be is now

It's getting some credit for I would fucking lay into that dude Fucking wreck can't get it block it in upside down or right side up Well, they're making it so you can right? Yeah, after fucking three versions Yeah, the lightning cable got it right. That's the interface now. You just plug it in, you have to look in and there anything. Even HCMI, it's got a little bend, little bend.

So you can't put it in upside down. USB, I would never go to Vegas in bed at 50-50 because I know I plug in USB wrong, about 80% of the time. But it's a 20-pound casino game. Plug in USB to the USB. Do, I was like, I see no game. Plug in, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you not good at it. We have to go and it doesn't go in so it's like you have to know it's like sex It is called the Heinz it's called the Heinz Automado So did they do it?

I say a tomato Tomato Tomato Tomato Tomato you say Automato what I say on the top you got it you have to You have to play video try to pull it up. Oh, they're trying to pull it up. Okay. Did, so did, I was just... There you go. There you go. What is it?

It has arms. So it's not even a real... What's a spinning? What? What? You've never seen this video? No! No!

It looks like an infomercial. It's not even a real ketchup, though. What are those arms? What is this? It's like an infomercial. It's not even a real ketchup. Oh, what are those arms? What is this? Just failed all of I'm sure people have listened to the podcast. I've seen that video before I don't know if it what it's happened between him and Clare that's it's a total failure When did she tweet that? Oh no, she tweeted the other day. I just thought it was really funny Yeah, and I actually liked that that like this lady saw this video of this guy nerd who made It's a little failure. When did she tweet that? Oh no, she tweeted the other day. I just thought it was really funny.

And I actually liked that. Like this lady saw this video of this guy, nerd who made these catch up delivering robots. And she felt compelled to call a guy and ask him for a date. I don't know what she ever did. That's what she wrote. That's what she wrote. That's what she wrote.

That's what she wrote. And her Twitter does not offer much closure. You just get somebody's random thought and then that's it Although it's an alley to bury me her boyfriend through Twitter. Oh, yeah, I think so That was a totally different experience than other people have in their life I'm gonna go through a few more of the TV shows don't worry that we talked about or that we pitched back and forth So you talked about walking dead. I got it got a throw true detective in there. Oh, yeah great show Was that this year? Yeah, it was like January to March or so of 2014. It's very

play. Orange the new black madman last week tonight. You said Louis for great. I got to get back in a madman. I dropped out and I got to get back and do it. And finally house of cards. Didn't we used to watch that at the LMO? Oh, yeah. We used to watch it religiously until the AMC told them they couldn't show it anymore at the Alamo. And then that's when I fell off from Mad Men. Did you say House of Clause twice? No. I may have repeated it just to make sure. What was the two ways to watch at the Alamo?

Was it breaking bad? And walking dead. Oh, yeah. OK. Yeah. Alamo would show two weeks in a row of our long shows and then serve food and everything else. And I remember there was always like the MC that would like to throw us nuts in that.

So. Just like shut up, get out with the show. I was in a problem with that. All right, I want to throw another one at you. You named everything on my list, because I had Louie on there, game of throwing to walking dead. We also threw in modern family,

which I don't think we had said yet. Modern family. Yeah, the thing is, is that I only watched two shows this year. One was gave a throw and say, that was modern family, so I'm like, well, we're just getting them all out there. Don't know that I would nominate it for show of the year, but as someone who I know is interested in Mad Men,

which is a weird correlation to make, but you'll have to watch the show for it to make sense. The show Ascension, which you can get right, I think, right now for free on the dashboard of the Xbox One, I think. Oh, maybe not, maybe it was free. It's on Netflix, yeah, you can get right in right now for free on the dashboard of the Xbox One. I think, oh, maybe not, maybe it was free. It's on Netflix, yeah, you can watch it. But ascension is basically the premise,

and I can't go too far into it, but the premise is there's a colony ship that's going to a different planet, and it's gonna take three generations to get there. And there's 50 years in, and it's the story of the middle generation that never set foot on earth and that will never set foot on the other planet. So the parents do the life. I know, from what I can understand from watching the show,

the first season is what, six episodes? Yeah, yeah. Where about three episodes into it? So I'm just bringing it up because it's a new show this year that I sought out and watched and I'm so far I'm liking it. I'm a test-trich helper. They actually really come closer to the microphone to open a fucking bag of chips.

Yeah, she was sitting way over there where it wasn't at all audible. That's not even a normal bag of chips. That's one of those things. That is the loudest bag of chips in the world. Just go open it. Come here. We've all called attention.

What about even closer to the microphone? That was horrible. You can for it. Come here. Open a free. We've all called attention. What about even call the phone? That was horrible. You can pick it up. It's not like you're going to hurt new buddies feelings. All right.

People say good things about it. I don't want you coming in from the TV monitor though. I'm afraid you'll see the video of the behinds robot and you'll like leave me for that guy. I can't bring myself to watch Blacklist. I can't because I've seen James Spader in the office. Maybe that's it. He was terrible in the office.

He was terrible? I hate it. Yeah. Well, that season was like, I mean, that might be it. It was just like, I'm back. After Steve Correll, I was going to come to Steve Carey. After Steve Correll left, it was, Steve Perry. It was downhill.

No more recommendation. I can say for watching Ascension is first of all a sci-fi show. And you should support sci-fi shows. Secondly, it has such a hell for it and it gets here. Like, you've seen her butt in real life. How dare you? Through clothes. Yes.

I've seen her in real life. That's coming back to the story. That was the story of losing the iPhone. And I'll show you that I was going to come back to you, because I knew we were going to talk about ascension in Trisha Helfer, and how hot Trisha Helfer is. She was a special guest with us at a convention when I lost my phone. And you know the thing when you meet somebody

You know on Twitter and it's like oh you're on Twitter here. I'll follow you like oh yeah I'll follow you too and you do that whole thing. Uh-huh So it's me Gavin and Trisha helper sitting there and Gavin goes oh yeah, I'm on Twitter Let me see your on Twitter. She's yeah, she's here. We'll sign up and I go I'm on Twitter too But I don't have my phone so I can't follow you she goes well just follow each other later I complete thought of me. Never thought of me. She told us me.

I know, guess you're right there doing the phone thing. But there was like son of a bitch. When I was in. You could have been Mr. Trisha Helfer by now. Well, I think she's married to like some like eight-foot tall Swedish dude or something like that. When I was in Australia at the event. And very happy.

I was chatting with Nive McIntosh, con toche who's uh... a character on doctor who and uh... i told you we do we have a youtube channel and he's like oh here i'll subscribe to channel show me so i walked through and helped her subscribe to the rescue to channel uh... you can see sorry in advance now i know i was like here watch frag do you come back to me right here so but essentially is about that but

there's definitely like a madmen vibe to it that I can't really go into because I don't have anything for you. And then I can also say like, I don't want to go too much of the premise of the show, especially people who watch this show will understand this, is that it's a totally different kind of show. Like if you think you're going to be watching,

if you think you're going to be watching like a hardcore sci-fi show, it kind of is, but it's a totally different element to it. It's funny. No, no, no, it's not funny. It's not funny. It's kind of like a hardcore sci-fi show, it kind of is, but it's a totally different element to it. It's funny. No, no, no, it's not funny. It's not funny. It's kind of like a cross between Battlestar Galactica and Mad Men. Mad Men.

I miss Battlestar Galactica. Yeah. No, you're coming. And something else, too. There's another element in there as well. That I can't, I can't talk about. I said it kind of ruined some stuff. It'd be cool if they ended up on the Halo map ascension with the cross.

Yeah. No the... Yeah? No. Why not? I don't think that. There's a cross between the halo theme and like, aerial from the little mermaid. I know. I'm curious to see what other people think about ascension, because I'm sure there's a lot of people who watch it and we're like, what?

Oh, fuck this. I'm not watching this anymore. Like, there's definitely moments in that show where you're like, no, out. Is it a Netflix? I almost abandoned. Yeah. I almost abandoned. I'm't. You said it on Netflix. Yeah, I almost abandoned. I almost abandoned.

I might start watching that then because I need a new thing for the treadmill. You should totally give it a shot. Give it a win? Totally give a sense in the shot. I'm not gonna win, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try to go for it. I'm gonna try to go for it.

I'm gonna win, I'm gonna try to go for it. I'm gonna try to go for it. Don't worry, I'm gonna try to go for it. Stick to your guns on this. Don't worry, I'm gonna try to go for it. You ever tread a wheel here at the office? Hey guys, I'm having trouble on Twitter. I can't seem to find like refresh on this thing. I saw a Nordic track box

Yeah, I feel like it's reload you should be good on Tweet deck. Yeah, look at you bad Yeah, so then the the dumpster overflade situation end up in us almost being fined. It did So We had so many boxes in the dumpster after last week's podcast the dumpster got even more boxes It was a flood of stuff just piled up there There were even more boxes and you couldn't even see the dumpster about it Yeah, we found out that we were gonna get fined because we had so much So many boxes in the dumpster like unbroken down boxes. Yeah, so

We we a Chelsea had to organize like 10 people to go out there with you know knives and break down all of the boxes that fit in the dumpster. I think Blaine jumped into the dumpster to help smash everything down. Yeah. Been there. He thinks he's still in intern. He said that he's gotten really sick of people sending him that video of the guy challenging guest onto the push-up contest.

Oh, I can imagine. I thought about Blaine when I saw the video. Yeah. It's a video of a guy at the park. If you're that, so it's a guy who challenges guests onto a push-up contest. I can't imagine what that guy's motivation was. It's like, do you want to humiliate a Disney character for the little kids by beating them? Or do you want to lose?

Like, what are the possible outcomes here? See, here's the thing. You don't, you don't understand because you have a regular chance to perform in front of a group of people which is a fun thing to do. Not everyone gets that. It's like when you go to a comedy club it's like why is this guy like trying to be part of the show and heckling and like thinking or like just shouting out and it's like what

are you doing? It's like just like the meeting go and it's like there's just some people who never get that experience of like having you know an audience. I think it's a conspiracy. I think it was paid full by Disney, and it was a deliberate viral video. You think so? No, I don't think so. The cast on fucking destroyed that guy.

He was impressive. He really showed that guy up. So people in the comments, of course, were bitching that Gaston wants to do in real push-ups. But then someone replied with, isn't that the perfect Gaston thing to do? To cheat and not do correct push-ups to really pump the numbers. His song and Beauty in the Beasts is still has one of my favorite lines of all time for many Disney song. I use antlers and all of my decorating. I love that line.

I don't know. The way he delivers it. It's perfect. Anyways. By where somebody wants Twitter wants to know what is the color of your nail polish and where can she buy it? My nail polish is Essie and it's silver. I don't know what the actual name of it is, but it's a silver nail polish from Essie. Essie is a brand? Yeah. ESSIE. That's not how I would have guessed.

You get it CVS or any local drugstore. I would have guessed the letter, essence of the letter E in that order. Somebody mentioned a show that I would totally put on my list of best shows of the year. If I had remembered it for some reason I didn't, Brooklyn 99. That's a, every single yet. I have to ask that. Heavy, oh, just Jack like the chef. Are you fucking serious?

I don't know. I would watch that show, but I've got, you know, Jack, Jackitis. Oh really? You can't watch it too soon because Jack's a little like, he was the first person I mentioned. I should have written bad. Yeah, yeah, breaking bad was, I didn't watch that for like two soon because Jack's all like he was the first person I mentioned with a great bad yeah yeah breaking bad was I didn't watch that for like two years yeah yeah all right here I'm gonna read this thing that we get we can go on to our next topic again these chips

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I was like, oh, I'm gonna snag smarter and I like opened up a bag started eating So uh, we still have Best movie and best internet video. I say we should probably do movie next because internet video can take a while I always go with movies. I always go for I need to say arrow by the way We missed arrow to so I don't watch it But shout out to how many people are saying arrow was a good show. I always appreciate a large budget I think in to Stella had the biggest budget of the movies I watched that really does it for you just how big the budget is Yeah, I'd kind of appreciate it I'm like look how much money they're spending on this movie and it like you can see biggest budget of the movies I watched. That really does it for you, just how big the budget is? Yeah, I kind of appreciate it.

I'm like, look how much money they're spending on this movie. And you can see the budget in the movie. Like stuff looks good. Like that tarz thing look cool. That was pretty badass. Yeah, I'm not saying it was my favorite movie, but there wasn't a lot of good movies. I think there were a ton of good movies this year actually,

and I had a really difficult time picking just a couple. My list is really long. I think though, the one I enjoyed the most and I keep going back to it because it's honestly a perfect movie in my opinion is the Lego movie. Lego is really good. I loved that movie. I was a little weird flaw in the Lego movie that should be weird to me. What?

Which is like the whole like everything is awesome that whole song when they sing it and they say uh everything is cool when you're part of a team then that's like an evil song like working together and doing stuff together is great That like became like an evil anthem Yeah, I don't know how that's a bad thing like It's a really positive song but in the build the master builders all work together as a team Yeah, it was like I get the whole individuality thing and creativity and that's which what they're pushing in the whole movie But I think it's perfect in every way kind of them But like I went we got the soundtrack and we would listen to it in the whole movie. But it's like, I think it's perfect in every way. I think it's perfect in every way.

But like, we got the soundtrack. And we would listen to it in the car all the time. And that's when I thought, oh yeah, why is this a bad song? Like in the movie, that's like an evil song that they use to indoctrinate people essentially. But it's like great songs. Just like, I think it's more like, I think it's more that there's no individualism.

It's not like I'm trying to say. I get that part of it. What happened to Chris Pratt? What a fucking career path that guy has had. Yeah, right? Yeah, I mean, good for him. He went from like, I'd never heard of the guy. We talked him on the podcast years ago.

Yeah, and then he's like, do you remember? We didn't even know his name. No. We talked him on him because he was in paparazzi photos on the beach. He was the fat dude that was married to Anaferas. I'm like, I really don't know.

I'm really Anaferas married. So look at this fat dude, was married to aniferous like really aniferous married some look at this fat dude she married like did someone pull up a clip of us saying that did yeah and it's Chris Pratt wow we had no idea who he was Chris fat good one yeah that dude can can drop weight and gain weight fast yeah he got really cut for zero dark 30 yeah and then also in Guardians of the Galaxy he was he was really buff I can't even know how cut he actually was for Guardians of the Galaxy because the only shot of him like that is that one shot where he's surrounded by like in the prison yeah I don't know how much that is CG like it's a

heavy CG shot I think he wanted to do that himself so he just worked for it I'd listen I totally believe it not taking away from it I just wonder for that movie in particular zero dark thirty they got an amazing shape Mm-hmm gone girl also for me is Gone girls fucking good movie one of my favorite movies of the year And I'm sure I'm really really like to go on girl I wouldn't really not knowing anything about that movie Oh, so this yeah, and have you not seen it? No, why is it? It's gone girl It's available you can watch our next box of video now

I think the blue ray doesn't come out for like another week. I also want to I tens yeah as well It's a David Fincher movie. It will make you so mad. Yeah. I was feeling good during this movie. Really good. Why do you make you mad? I can't say it's going to spoil certain things. I don't want to be mad.

I can be like in a good way. I love that movie so much. And I was so angry. And there's some great performances in that movie. The wife in that movie. She's at first, the wife in that movie, she's great, but probably one of the best actresses of the year. That movie, I like I said,

I went in really not knowing anything that wanted to like it. And I was really annoyed like the first, I don't know, hour of the movie. I'm like, oh, it's fucking piece of shit. And then, and then it just like, it drags you in and you're just like fixated on it. And you're just like, oh my God, what the fuck is going on in this movie? You get so emotionally invested in it.

And I think that's why I got so angry. It's not what you know. It's really, really good. You should watch it tonight. I also enjoy Big Hero 6. Yes, I know. Literally just tweeted that at me. I didn't know I'm a text movie.

And I still haven't seen it. I have no idea what the fuck that movie's about based on the trailers. But every person I know that's seen it, raves about the greatest. I need nothing about it before going in. And I think that's how haven't seen it. I have no idea what the fuck that movie is about based on the trailers, but every person I know that's seen it raves about the movie. I need nothing about it before going in and I think that's how you should watch it. It's just a good movie. I wouldn't say that even about it. You don't need hype. I just never see. I never saw the trailer or anything. It's a good movie. It was on my list as well. In here no six. The comedic timing in it is so good. Interstellar was on my list. Yeah, I'll throw it down No, you go ahead. I have a long list so I have lived I repeat edge of tomorrow fucking great movie I saw I repeat go about that. That's a good one. I'm a movie my number on the flight Back from Australia. I think I watched that movie three times. It's amazing. I want you from a narrative perspective of how do they communicate

that Complex of a mechanic for the narrative to just a broad audience. That's a summer blockbuster audience, and they communicate, I think what something is really complex, that the average person might not understand, but they totally did it, and then they level it up a couple different times. By the end of it, you totally get how much time the guy is spending doing something. I think we appreciate it so much because we play a lot of video games

And it's just the same as going back to a checkpoint in a video game. Yeah, I haven't just go all that way again I think they did there was I think I don't think a lot of people saw it and it's like a big home video hit So I don't want to go too much in the story to like ruin it for people like what it why it's called I totally see I think there was a there I think there were a couple of missteps in the marketing of this movie the movie didn't do that great. I don't think I think it's got a lot of word of mouth now and it's doing better But when it came out I watch out next box video when it came out They had a free 10 minute preview to watch the first 10 minutes of the movie So I really wanted to watch it. So I told Esther like let's sit down this watch for first 10 minutes

First 10 minutes are boring a shit. How far does it take you? It takes you a Like a beach. No, he get no no How far does it take you it takes you I get the beach no he get no no He gets up to the point where it's wake up. He takes getting woken up at the military base for the first time really Yeah, it's all about to kick off Why does that 10 minutes stop there? It starts basically So it's so weird that's where it stops why did you just buy the movie and watch the movie?

Yeah, I have to try to convince Esther it was a movie she wanted to watch because she wasn't interested in the trailer. We started watching the movie and like, I don't know, like two thirds of the way through. She's like, Esther Kurserine says, this is the best movie ever made. Oh my God. I really liked, it's not a spoiler.

I liked the way that the things moved. Yeah. And how like, yeah. Parts of it would move slowly and the other parts would be like really abrupt and startlingly fast. And it was like the weirdest contrast of like this thing moves in a horrible way. So it's also like so often you see things falling to like a humanoid trap. It's like this is something totally different. Just that bit where it's coming at him down the corridor. All right, sorry Barbara. That's fine.

That's not fine. I'm not the least bit sorry. I saw, this is a related tangent. I saw who was it. I was going to watch into tonight's show a couple of weeks ago. And Jimmy Fallon was talking to someone about boardwalk empire, and they were going to talk about spoilers. So he tells everyone, listen, we're going to talk about

spoilers. If you don't want to hear it, I recommend you mute your TV. I'm going to hold about spoilers. So he tells everyone, listen, we're going to talk about spoilers. If you don't want to hear it, I recommend you mute your TV. I'm going to hold up this green sign that says spoilers on it. When you see me put this green sign down, you know that the spoiler talk is over. Then you wait like 10 seconds

to people to mute their TV and then proceed to talk about spoilers with the actor, they go through like a minute long conversation and then you put the spoiler sign down. And they actually did it. Yeah, wow. And then that was it. It was like the spoiler talk. Yeah, so it's like if you're watching, you don't mute. And then when you see him put the spoiler side down and they actually did it. Yeah, wow. And then then that was it It was like the spoiler talks. Yeah, so it's like if you're watching you don't unmute and then when you see put the sign down

Okay, I can we should get one of those. I was like that's a fucking good idea, but then we have audio listeners. Yeah, you wouldn't really we Should do that we say well for the next 35 seconds I mean you can edit in the time code of when you stop talking about it's more. Yeah, it's easier to It's so weird to it's like we're so conscious of people's like ability to consume media And like we don't want to like take that experience away from them because it's like we've all had that We don't know what it's like. Yeah, I mean the middle of something like movies Well, like maybe five good ones happen in a year. You don't know ruin one. Yeah, yeah I've got a ton of good potentially good movies on you

And again, I do that same thing every year where I haven't seen all of these movies So I feel like so I would you put them on your list? Because I feel like they're supposedly, they've got a lot of buzz, they're supposed to be really good. I feel like I'm gonna have to watch them all in the next week. You know what, my least favorite kind of spoiler is, is like I would rather have someone tell me like, like Bruce Willis is dead the whole time. You know, it's like, oh he is?

It's like, oh you ruined that for me. It's like, well watch it anyway, and then watch it. That I can like almost deal with. It's like I should have watched the movie when it came out three years ago. What I hate is when? It's like, oh, you ruined that for me. It's like, well, watch it anyway. And then watch it. That I can like almost deal with. It's like, I should have watched the movie when it came out three years ago. What I hated when I say something like, I'm gonna watch Sixth Sense. And like, oh, wait till the twist at the end.

You're like, why would you, and they don't tell you what it is, but like, then the whole movie, I'm just like, all right, I'm like, what is it gonna be or anything like that? I just know it's coming. Walking Dead's Twitter is made to spoil walking dead. Nobody, that's the one show that nobody gives a shit about.

They're just like tweeting along while they watch Walking Dead's. Oh, I can't believe that person dies. I think you see the official Walking Dead Twitter or Facebook page posted a spoiler after their season finale, after the Easter. He's on the East Coast. Yep. He hadn't aired on the West Coast, hadn't aired anywhere else in the world. Wow.

And I was in Australia at the time, and everyone was fucking pissed because they get it on a week delay down there. And it just notified everybody. And it's like, you did it through their official channels before you even started airing in the US. That's pretty bad. I bet their social media person got

near full after that. So fucking terrible. Speaking of social media. So after the laser team, I started like getting friend requests from people that were on the production team, which then opened me up of like, yeah, Facebook. Yeah, Facebook. Sorry, I don't use Facebook very often.

It was like, so and so, so and so, friend and so and so shows up, right? Like Bernie made friends with Katie, you know, who was the production assistant. And so that'll show up and other people will see that. And then like, oh, Bernie's on Facebook, so they'll send me friend requests. So I got like these like runs of Facebook Friend requests which led to other ones and they went through like this run of like 40 people I was like, oh do I accept and who I don't god damn it. I got a friend request and I'm not gonna go to meet too much in the details I got a friend request from a guy that I run into all the time in LA. He sent me a friend request and I was like

Okay This guy I've met him like four times. He never fucking remembers me anytime. He was like, what is your name again? I'm Bernie Barnes, I'm from Rosti, he goes, all right, right, right. Okay, why would that guy bother to send me a fucking friend request? Because now he won't forget your name. Well, he clearly doesn't care.

I mean, it's like, or he doesn't know me. Like, he doesn't actually know me as a person No one knows anybody in social media Is that the way you on Facebook for some reason I only put my I only like linked to my friends and stuff like that? I do I try to do that as well I think my friends who linked to anybody else in the world because then they get through them I think most people aren't like that most people are just they want to have as many friends as possible So they get a friend request. They don't even know who does they just accept it all. Yeah. You think most people are like that?

I would think the opposite. Well, it's your fucking idiots. It says the guy who knew to accept everything. How many people, I know. Trust me, I know firsthand. How many people on Facebook today posted that fucking hoax thing? The what's that? I guess it was a hoax that Facebook changed its terms of service or something.

And that if you want to opt out, you had to make a post that was like, I do not consent to whatever bullshit blah blah blah. I'm an idiot Fucking all day long. I really I'll go look it right now. See if we can find it The funny thing is you are so many passes along like this information. They just don't care Like oh, oh, oh, this probably isn't true, but just in case like I'll come up Does the case forward this email Bill Gates will do this. This probably isn't true but just in case like i'll come up does the case for this email bill gates will be here this probably isn't true does not make you not an idiot you're still an idiot doesn't say no offense yeah

for you say something offensive to the uh... here couple more movies i'm gonna l'm gonna rattle off here uh... boyhood yep birdman uh... days of future past you mentioned interstellar you know that the future past uh... big movie uh... you gotta have someone that you can discountar, you mentioned lucky. No, it's a feature past. No, big movie. You don't have someone that you can discount. You mentioned Edge of Tomorrow, imitation game, inherent vice.

Okay. Selma, Knight Crawler, Foxcatcher, and American Sniper. Wow, if you're going to get that deep into like independent movies, Blue Ruin is one that people should check out as well. It will nominate his best movie the year but yeah is that the sequel to the waffle? what's that? what about the movie? I- we actually- I tried to watch this movie three times finally got through the third time

actually I watched snowpiercer oh how is that? it's ridiculous it's- it's ridiculous did you get on screen, Plume? maybe they did, I don't know yeah did they? yeah they talked about it yeah it's a- it's a movie about the end of the world and the only people that survived are people that are on a train That on screen, please. Maybe they did. Yeah, did they? Yeah. They talked about it.

It's a movie about the end of the world, and the only people that survived are people that are on a train that are constantly moving because the earth froze. And so they have to constantly just keep the train moving. And there's only one train going at the time. That's it. Well, and that just happens to be a- Nobody else left in the world.

That just happens to be a track that goes all the way around the earth. And they just keep looping. It's a few things. Basically, you're something. So if it stops moving, it's all free. And it's all the way around the earth and they just keep looping. It's a few basically or something Yeah, so if it stops moving it's all free It's and it's called the what what is the train called? It's called something like the arc or something like that. That's it It's time to build that why can they just so take off but it's really had the whole class system bar Where the best people in the front of the train and the working class is in the back

They probably also helps like they don't have to do location shoots It's like a huge is a bit of small sets and the craziest thing about it was I was complaining about the premise What a ridiculous premise and as you told me it's a book right and I don't have to do location shoots. It's like a huge as a bill small sets and the craziest thing about it was I was Completing about the premise what a ridiculous premise and as you told me it's a book right and I don't know how or somebody told somebody told me It was a book that they based it. It's the same director who directed that Korean movie the host on a favorite saw the host that Chris Evans directed it. No Okay, yeah, Bong Joon something. Fuck. Oh, there you go. Bong no. Folks show. Yeah, I mean, if you I don't know if you ever saw the host.

Fucking good. Anyway, people people there's I think that's like my Donny Darko of this year, which is like a lot of people like it. I'm just like, Oh, God, I don't get it. I just don't it's not my movie. You know, guys on a train like walking forward. You're still like trains. Why? Like you always complained about that gaze of war level. Where they guys on a train like walking forward you're still like trains why why you always complained about that gays of all level where they're on a train

oh they just that's just coincidence Jack what's that movie with the train jill and haul on a train source code source code yeah that was good yeah source it was good that was on a train. You like that train? Yeah. Go see Div live die repeat. Go see that. Okay. Go see that. What's your favorite train? My favorite train is I like the oriental express personally.

I like those black trains with the smokestacks. I like that. Like the old time you once? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. With the arm that goes into the go to go to go to go to go to go. And like speed. Well, I'm doing a train motion.

You can't see it if you're on the podcast, but I'm doing a train motion. Like Gus on a treadmill The I think what I don't like don't let Thomas the tank engine that thing my kids like that when they were that age and I couldn't abide it Also the trains were like 25 bucks for a fucking train that big But why didn't you like the show? Oh, you told about the new is middle CG now? What do you mean? What I mean is is it CG? What Thomas the bank engine? Yeah, the show. I don't know that they have new episodes explain yourself Now I think they just like made some episodes and they just repeat them

But like the original ones from yeah, they probably made like 70s, right? He's what what night?? Yeah, it wasn't George Carlin the The ring of star what? Ringo star look that's the old enough some model right they shot models Did it look like that or is it look? Well the face was wait maybe that's new ones you keep bringing up the new CG once I've never heard of the new time as the tank engine still in production it's still in production George Carlin's dead you don't know what you're talking about That was an episode when I was a kid that used to scam me because one of the characters

got all smashed up and they were lifting it up with a crane and it was just the head on a piece of plank and I was like it's kind of sick. Yeah. My kids had to watch like a depressurine that wouldn't come out of a tunnel and it was all sad inside the tunnel. I was like what are we watching here? This is terrible. Wow. So when do we just go back to like watching bugs bunny fight the jack I guess Thomas first appeared in 1946 in a book and then in 1979 they started making the TV show 1979 wait in 1979 I feel like I was right a producer Brit all craft came across the books at a range of deal to bring the stories to life as a TV series Thomas the tank engine and friends

Yeah, and Ringo star was one of the voices. He's one of the voices. Speaking of friends, how many people do you think were watching in that this week? Since it's all on Netflix now. Do you know the friends have been off air longer than it was ever on air at this point? Yeah.

Dude, I want to Netflix removed 180 titles today. Yeah, they do that all the time, licensing experience. That's a lot of stuff to suddenly disappear. It kind of sucks when you're like, oh, I get around to watch a net on Netflix. Oh, it's already gone, never mind. Yeah, they do that all the time, licensing expires. That's a lot of stuff to suddenly disappear. It kind of sucks when you're like, oh, I'll get around to watching that on Netflix. Oh, it's already gone. Yeah. Never mind. Yeah. They took the vendors off. I just got a two terabyte drive that I plugged into my Xbox One and my, like 99% usage on my hard drive, because I bought all my games usually. I went from 99% usage to 16% I'm just plugging that thing in. Best decision ever. But the reason why I did it was because I bought to download a bunch of walking dead to watch.

And I went to the Xbox video store and bought the season and was watching the episodes. You can't download the episodes. I bought the episode for $9.99. So you just stream it. You buy the right to stream it from Xbox video. And I was like, what do I do to download? And I looked it up and the statement from Xbox or from Microsoft was, yeah, downloading and storing videos didn't make it into the first version of the software. It's like, what do you mean didn't make it in? It's like, what is that? It's like that all over the country existed.

To download a video and store it on the hard drive. Also, what do you mean it didn't make it in? I don't know. What's the fucking, you're not re-reventing a cup. No. You're not deciding on the materials on fucking you're not re you're not re-reventing a cup. No You're not deciding the materials on what you're gonna store this you're downloading some ones and zeros and then putting them on a hard drive Yeah, and so now it's like when my connection or cuz I'm on wireless for that box It doesn't always maintain the best connection goes that fucking blurry mode it will do that. Why it as well? And I'm just like just download the fucking video so we can watch it

I want to stream it I would pay subscription to YouTube to let me do that to videos. Just download this. I would pay ten bucks a month for just a pre-buffer mode where you just download the entire video and then unplug from the internet. Why don't you just use Apple or iTunes I guess to download? I used to. I do because I was actually I was actually following into the Xbox one philosophy which is use the Xbox for everything, you know, and I just thought okay I'll just do this on that but no, I'll probably go back to iTunes because I can actually download and have a library Show you have an Apple TV. Yeah, I do like three of those things. Those are like the perfect Christmas

They're also hard driving that there was a no you have to run a computer somewhere in the house Yeah, I don't know and this is like the last holdout for my Mac life is this notebook. If it wasn't for this notebook I would totally go back. In my phone I guess. I would totally go back to entire IPC's. I'm almost out. I want to prove that I'm right about something. Yeah, we're about. Ringo Star was a storyteller for Thomas Tank Engine starting in 1984. Then he got replaced by George Carlin in 1991.

Oh, okay. And George Carlin was 91 to 93. So, what about in the UK, though? Alex Baldwin portrayed Mr. Connacter. We were starting to exist in the UK. Instead of George Carlin. I know where your start is. I'm saying that there's no way George Carlin

was Thomas the Tank Engine in the UK. Why not? What's wrong with you? What? Well, why not? In the UK, was Michael Angeles? What's wrong? You can't have a you can't have a fucking shitty American narrating your goddamn tank engine show in the UK. Why would it be an American? That would be a blast for me. Why wouldn't it be? I'm sure I was built by trains. You have trains in England. I don't even know who invented Thomas the tank engine America. No, I don't know someone else here.

Well, we have walking dead on here and it's the British guys to lead on that. What's his name? Yeah, but he's playing in America. And he's playing in America. And you Lincoln. Are you a fan of Top Gear, Gavin? No, well, I used to watch it. Ray?

Gavin's racist. How we getting away from that? Hey, to Americans. You wouldn't want George Carly when they're playing in America. George Carly is a treasure. I'm saying the George Carter. Only when they're playing in the treasure. I'm saying, the British roles. I'm saying the British public doesn't necessarily want to listen to an American for like a kid's show.

Is it offensive to children? Is it like, oh, little Timmy's not holding a fluorescent on the Americans. When you heard that the American children are listening to Ringo Starr, you're okay with that? Yeah, but something about like a British person is all right. We're going to see that now we're getting to the middle of the issue.

You'd be up at the front car in Snowpiercer. It all goes one way. Culture goes one way is what I'm hearing. All right, you're doing internet videos? I'm only having a hundred times with the million subs on the Ruchy channel on YouTube. Hey! I was looking through the tweets I put out in 2014 because I was looking for videos that I had talked about in 2014. Actually, it would like you retract your correction of me.

The ascension was on Netflix. It was not. It was on Xbox video. And I saw that on January 20th, I retweeted that Rucheteeth was about to hit 7 million subscribers. On when? January 20th of 2014. Wow. So we did a million in just under a year

that's crazy good job guys you did it let me know if everybody who's on the subscribe you made it like subscribed all right best internet video oh god I got a bunch of these so my favorite part of this was that I think every internet video Barbara sent me was a tv video what is that tv video like a video of like news like the great ladies. Like Jimmy Kimmel and an SNL skit. What was the third one? I sent a third one. Cool burn. It is a broad day one. That's that's that's not a TV. Okay. That one's pretty good. Yeah. I couldn't think of any. Yeah. Yeah. That's hard. It took me a long time to like sit and just try to figure out videos that I had watched it like every year at the beginning of the year. I tell myself I'm going to bookmark every good video I had watched it like. Every year at the beginning of the year,

I tell myself, I'm gonna bookmark every good video I watch this year. So that way at the end of the year, when I have to come back, I can find them all. Yeah. But the great thing about doing research for this is I found all these videos that made me laugh throughout 2014 and I have to watch them all day.

I heard you laughing at your desk all day today. I'm feeling like, we're gonna get every going, are you okay? It's like laughing, my ass off. To me, 2014 was the year of vine compilations Yeah, I feel like we should have best viner. I think that should or I think I have a vine compilation in here for one of my One of my internet videos. That's great I'm sorry. It's like the old joke books. We just read like like joke books. I really miss doing them

You mean I was just more or do some more yeah We'll do some more. I'll do some more. Let's do it. I got links one the other day that I totally forgot we did. It's like you pulling my shirt off in the zombie apocalypse. Oh yeah. Are you calling me a bitch? I'm just kidding.

I just deleted a note. So I went through and like the way I started looking for these was I started, I looked at the YouTube rewind to try to get ideas for videos and that stuff that I had missed. And of course, you know, it starts with like, a turn down for what parody. And I was like, oh, well, turn down for what was a big video on the internet. But again, I wouldn't consider it an internet video.

It's a music video. Right. But then you ask, where do music videos play if people don't watch them on the internet? The damn incident is what they play. So I don't know, I feel like that's intergrated. It was a great video. I just deleted my note. I would include it. You would? Yeah. Yeah. I see. If you have my notes open on your on your desktop, please leave them open. I just lead in my notes somehow.

Oh, hell. I keep note. I keep notes. What's for everything? I'll go through mine. Go ahead. So I did that one. Possibly my my fit one of my her videos of all time tiny hamster eating tiny burrito absolutely that you get up even just this guy makes you love tiny stuff a little Mexican restaurant watch this gap and you cannot love it a burrito to feed to his hamster and he goes through the whole process of course first Can you imagine Fucking face

He just keeps vegan and he can jamming He goes through the whole process of like cutting the vegetables And I like how he's in the background like worried like is he gonna like it? Yeah, you love tiny stuff I love the tiny little pies that we put on the fly awesome. This one of my favorite videos too Remember when you do you still buy small furniture For a banister like they would not like dollhouse size, but like they got like beds One size like it's just like for the dog and I always wanted you to tuck up your penis and bed and like put it in an armchair And you want me to do that, but you want jack off on a treadmill? That's way more offensive just like for the dark and I always wanted you to tuck up your penis and bed and like put it in an armchair and stuff and

You want me to do that, but you want jack off on a treadmill. That's way more offensive penis in an armchair is tasteful What kind of arpeggio? I'm jacking off On a treadmill You're not going to the gym and coming on someone's equipment. It's not B, you're gonna slip. It's gonna go on the things and come around. You're gonna slip on it. Break your ankle. Come around.

Come around. First time you can avoid it. Second time, no. Also, you're probably not walking very fast. You're like slipping, falling, killing yourself. If you're walking and jerking it, you're just sitting around with jerking out depending on the context.

Absolutely. Like what? Like a school play? That would be really bad. I don't know. I don't know what fall in the category. Can you even like? Like a school play? That would be that would be really bad. I don't know. I don't know what fall in the category. Could you even like ejaculate while walking? That's what I want to find out. Get me here. Let's just do it behind a cut. And then I feel you really need to concentrate sometimes. I'm by that. I mean, Gus go behind a cut and while I stand outside. Oh, he's back in front of the

guzz making a circuit around his house. So again, I'm gonna keep going on the last year. How big is your house? It's like, I haven't been to it. 1800 square feet? Uh, yeah. I just deleted another one. All right. I also put it in here.

Is there a church? You ain't fucking on this clock. Keep hold of anything. I really just lost all my fucking interviews. I bet you've already lost the flashlight. God damn it. Also, I put random access for Huluqu quads which was the strong bad and random access memories I'm actually very good. That's more of an album. It's really not a video

It's also I feel like people who there's not a lot of people who watch internet videos now who know home start runner Well, it's really good. That's more old timing. They're kind of coming back now. I guess you know, they did the Halloween video this year Of course got to have again Kind of coming back now. I guess. Yeah, they did the Halloween video this year. Of course got to have again, it's like this isn't a certain internet video, but the Star Wars trailer Mm-hmm, that counts as an internet video. It was a movie trailer, which lots of you watching it. Yeah, but that's I mean that's gonna be Highly watched and very good. So I feel like it kind of did you put in that too many cooks video? I did not put too many cooks. Why would I put too many cooks? I feel like that would...

That's another one. That's a standout one. Yeah, it was a good presentation. But then... It's only because I can't think of other ones. It got really up there. I put that New York Times dramatic recreation of the deposition of what is a photocopier.

I haven't seen that. It's so weird. I just want to eat more tiny animals eat tiny food now. Is that channel or is that just a one-on-one? They did a few more. They did like a birthday party. So this is the kind of photocopier. It's just a deposition for a lawsuit that a city had.

And it's just lawyers arguing with a city employee or the definition of a photocopier. You didn't know what a photocopier was. It's really, really well done. It's made by the New York Times, oddly enough. Highly recommend it. A more recent one. Probably, I think one of the easily one of the best of the year.

So good. There's one I tweeted a few weeks ago. The Crowtells guy, fuck you. I didn't see that. It's like a guy sitting on the front porch and the Crowt comes at a lands-and-front of him, jumps up to like the armrest next to his chair and as he goes, fuck you.

Here it is I'll even have audio ready. Yeah, we got some audio It's like a 30 second longer video No, no, no, we got the big head And you're imagining sitting down and a bird goes out of its way to come up to you and say fuck you. You know like a non-bird like it sounded, it's just like a guy going, well no they can, the crows can really imitate sound really, really well. In the books for Game of Thrones, the crows are constantly talking yeah and annoying the shit out of everybody

like there always like yakin it people and in the tv show more months crores as corn right does it look or i think so yeah that one talks all the time in the book and i don't know crow crow crow corn corn uh... here

what what what what what what what again like earlier like i said uh... i want to try to find an ice bucket challenge to put in there. And as ever since David after the dentist, people love making videos of other people high after getting wisdom teeth removed. And it's one of my favorites, the wisdom teeth ice bucket challenge. Is she bleeding? Yeah.

Is it the one where she's bleeding? She noticed that she's bleeding. What? She's just like really out of it the whole time. Good, the whole time. She's like apologizing to her mother because her mother told her not to do it. It's just so weird. People have to get in there with some teeth removed are so fucking crazy.

I feel like I never saw a video like that until David after the dentist. Yeah. And ever since David after the dentist, like people are trying to recapture that. Is there one where someone's crying and saying like, I forget what it was about. Well, he got us. Ryan Gosling. That's the fine compilation I have.

Is the girl getting her wisdom teeth removed? And she's crying? Is she crying out? She's like, I want to be a Kardashian. Someone help me. Yes. Oh wait. White, big. I want to fuck a White dick.

I want to fuck a white dick as much as I can. It's just like 45 seconds longer, whatever. It's just like seven vines or something. Do you think that the internet video era has been around long enough that we can have like a greatest hits of all the years? Because I think, I feel like that's the great stomping lady, is the video I watched without fail once a year. That's a good thing.

That's so good. And that's not even from the end. We should have like all-time classics. Yeah. I will go back and watch that New York Times we have verbatim about the photocopier that are probably from now on. That's such a fun, performance is in that are tremendous. You like the guy answering questions?

I love the lawyer who's asking the questions. Gets mad and I love characters who can get mad, that mad. He turns red at the end. Yeah, he's just like, quivering, he's so angry. You showed me a video today, I think might win. I think it might be my favorite one. The dog spider?

Oh, the mutant giant spider dog. Yeah, it was really great. I don't know if you ever seen this one, Gavin. Someone dressed their dog up in the EGB wine that dog. Chorangula costume. Yeah, and they go around. Obviously in a country that's not America. Right. They scare people with the dog. Why? Because these are the web on stairs. I love that it actually works. Yeah, I get So good. Yeah, that reminds me. I think that's the same guys who do the prank video with the clown with the hammer

Yeah, they're a little jack, a little pop-up head. Use box going, and like if you would walk up to it and then the clown comes out with the hammer. You've seen all these thug life videos. I love them. I love the, that's the new dumb meme everyone's doing right now. Really? Yeah, I love the video. My favorite one is one of the original ones, which is the kid doing the Nerf gun review. I've never seen it. It's like this, like, kind of overweight kid.

And he's like, in his room and he's like, all right, Tam review in the Nerf gun. I know what's called, maybe it's called Fuck Your Mother. And then it's like the fun life thing. It's like, it's such a success. It's a freeze frame in Zoom. Yeah, it does. And then the last one I had on there was the TV reporter quits live on the air.

Oh, the marijuana. The marijuana. Yeah, that was cool in the show. I don't really understand that. what, why was she so annoyed? I think she was reporting on, like, how evil marijuana was, but, like, privately, she had been trying to start a business to sell marijuana legally. What year was that clip of the report? It was like his first day as an anchor. It's the last year I think. Yeah. It was in North Dakota, but he's from New York.

He was like, fuck this shit. He was like, nothing are you talking about? Yeah, and like she's already talking, and he's just like, and then he's just spouted a load of nonsense. You know how like, you'll be hearing him. So I don't know what you said. There was a funny news club this year where they cut the two ladies saying there, and the one gets she looks at herself in the camera and the monitor she goes

I so pale, I so pale and her she gets And then there's like a 20 second pause and the one who was going I so pale just goes Today down at the park Like this guy like what are you just gonna roll? It's weird what people can do when they suddenly like snap out of a weird moment. Did you ever see the clip of Hulk Hogan choking out that dude? Oh yeah, and he passed out, banged his head like cut his head open.

Richard Belzer. Yeah, and then he gets up and just continues like nothing's happened, but he's clearly like. Richard Belzer like from one order. Richard Belzer used to have a talk show. He got choked out by Hulk Hogan. He sued, he sued. Successfully I think. I wanted to Mr. T was on that show. Mr. mr. T was on there. He's like mr. T was just sat there like ice

He's fine like you cracked the back of his head open like I've never seen like he just goes there's some drops down I just think that everyone's in the audience is like oh, I think just a leap smack up and he's like next up is all this other stuff Yeah, I think he had to split with Vince McMahon like him and Hulk Hogan both had to pay that guy a ton of money. Fuck. The guy was like, egging him on to do it. And Hulk Hogan's like, no, I'm not gonna do that because you're not even professional. There was a flip-off player who did that to Jim Romm on ESPN once.

He like, yeah. Yeah, it was, um. He kept calling him a female tennis player's name. Chris Everett. That was it. Yeah. Chris Everett. And he came over the table at him.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Jim Romm is like, just and he came over the table at him. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah Jim Rome is like just he's built a career of that. He just had a very incendiary tweet over the college football weekend where he wrote does anyone think that the marching band is actually cool besides the dorks who are out there running around with their instruments in their hands? Wow. Yeah that was like one ass core. Yeah, it's pretty pretty big asshole. Okay, now that you have your internet video to spec. Yeah, but also who's the guy? I want to say he's the 60 minutes of the whiny guy that replaced whiny Andy Rooney.

Is it John Stossel? Oh, I don't know. They replaced him. Well, whatever. He's like the new whiny guy. I'm like late night news or whatever. He got smacked in the head by a wrestler and was is definitely one year, I think, for really?

Yeah. Stuart Scott from ESPN just died he's very beloved sportcaster um he uh he I remember he got he had blind in one eye then he got hit in Jets training camp because somebody threw a football at him like he wanted to go catch it like he went out there on the field with him and I think it was the Jets somebody and they hit him in the other eye and blinded in the other eye completely No, I think like he was just really his eyesight was really damaged It was really unlucky many died of cancer 49 that's really young. Yeah, what is the clip from where I keep saying in Compilations, but it's damn marino getting annoyed and he like slams the desk and everyone's like whoa

I never found the original I love when athletes lose it in the post game press conference. Because it's like, you spend your whole life getting good at this one thing, getting great shape. You go out in your performance for a millions of people, you're fucking lose. And then you got some goddamn report on your face with the microphone going, so what do you think went wrong today?

It's like, here's what wrong, wrong, I'm not fucking. I don't even, it's like, what do you mean, that's the whole point of that job, isn't it? And it shouldn't't be like they shouldn't be required to do media if they don't want to yeah He's what went wrong the ball hit me in the hands and instead of catching it Like a million times. I fucking done this in my life. I didn't catch it. That's exactly what we're wrong there It bounced off my hands Yeah, I have to have so much composure when talking to you. I

Had to have a lot of it until every time I lose it. I love to watch when they lose it. I love sports, you know, have much respect for it, but I hate those interviews. Like immediately after the game, like every question is always the same every every thing we're all right. It's like, we don't do this. We don't need to know that we don't need to see how sports

work. Yeah, and they're so dumb. Patrick, do you want me to work through my list from the top down? Is that easier for you? OK. I was just hammering out. I was hammering out. He like, he flubbed something and then just

punches the table. And everyone's like, Jesus. What's going on? That's all I'm going to do. But I don't know what went wrong there. I don't know if he just flubbed and he got annoyed. But he punched the table. There's a lot of time where people think they don't know

that they're like a live take. And they think that they're people think they don't know that they're like, that's a live take, you know, and they think that they're in rehearsal. Yeah. And like, they're like, in other news today, the mayor said, fuck it, let's roll it back real quick. And then they're like, you're live. Yeah. You think?

All right, what's your list? OK, my first one is, this is a pretty recent one from month or two ago. I can't put a glow stick in the microwave to make it really glow. This is amazing. It's really good glow. Seriously, and then he pulls the glow stick out and starts like shaking it.

I've seen this. All over his face. And it goes, his eyes. Oh my God. And he's covering like this glowing stuff. And you see his dad like sprint from the background. He's like dad my eyes. And then he's walking.

He's even glowing in the background. And his dad's trying to help him. But the conversation between the kid and his dad is so great like it's just trying to figure out his name is jack They jack what do I tell you? What do I tell you? And you're ruined your good shirt And one point he's like walking like dad help me on blind and he walks straight Yeah, and the dad's trying to figure out he's like don't touch your eyes. I don't know how to get it out

He's like trying to frantically read the instructions. Yeah, I just saw him look at the thing like Poison control the call points control and everything The camera's really roll that yeah, the kids like ooh man chick is sound This is and then all of a sudden pops and he starts screaming and whaling So what happened did he like lose? I find he did a flush water I thought 15 minutes that would not have been pleasant I mean that really probably the biggest danger there barb is that he obviously heated up the fluid enough to

Yeah, I can't Well, it's like a it's like what you do that to a lava lamp in the microwave like a lava lamp will kill you in a microwave What are you talking about? You know, it's like we're gonna put a lava lamp in the microwave But you just drop that so we just watched a video a green crap when you're you're comparing it to that like Oh, you know like every day experience I put a lava lamp in the microwave Ringo stars narrating not fucking some American when it melts your big potatoes done The pressure of that tiny thing caused in pain a lava lamp has a normal

People die all the time from that It's on the corner's checkbox. It's like right next to stab you right before run over well look That was a People just want to heat it up faster. Yeah, the light bulb doesn't immediately melt the stuff He did up faster. Yeah, the light bulb doesn't immediately melt the stuff I'm gonna get forever now patience, so they microwave them a little bit But sometimes kids leave them into a lot and they just explode in my day. We spoil my Hope by the hoax hoax of the year had to be the Apple wave technology when the iPhone 6 came out like the people took they published all that stuff about Apple wave technology

Which was you can now charge your phone faster by putting in the microwave for 30 seconds. And so many fucking people every time it's a new iOS version, I feel like you hear something like that from 4 chance. And this one definitely took off. It was well produced. It was really well done. You can put your phone in a microwave to test. No, you encourage me to put their phone in a microwave to test if your microwave is sealed.

No, he's just you're just fuck I don't turn it off. No, you don't stop the microwave You just put it in the Faraday cage of your microwave And if you can call your phone inside the microwave your microwave sucks and you shouldn't be near when it's on Yeah, your phone is like transmitting it such a high level you're trying to get cancer from that instead of your microwave What else you got? Glucic most up first kiss which was a video experiment They did where they introduced 20 people and had them kiss after just meeting each other for the first time

You think that was real. Yeah, I think it was absolutely was real. There's a lot of parody videos from it Yeah, but I absolutely think it was real Marketing campaign. Okay, but I thought it was a great video Yeah, and I thought it was really great too because they use like lots lots of different mixes of people too Yeah, like even like different ages and things like that which I thought was the whole was with what's that yeah the horse was a bit odd well I got two videos kind of back to back that are kind of similar but they were just amazing like cultural videos one was first taste of chocolate in the ivory coast and they

went to cocoa bean farmers who has spent their whole life harvesting cocoa beans, and they don't know what cocoa beans are used for. And so a guy brought chocolate and had people who spend their whole lives harvesting cocoa beans and had them try chocolate for the first time. Did they like it? They loved it. And they had such a huge sense of pride after that,

for what they were doing and what it was going to make, anything. But I just think that's such a great idea. Yeah, it's just like so different the experience in people's lives. So weird to me that they don't know that. They didn't know what it was before. Yeah, they knew the price of cocoa beans

and they knew the market, but they had no idea what the cocoa beans were used for. It's at least one guy they interviewed didn't. It's almost analogous to me if this past year when line prices rose, and I heard that interview where someone went down to Mexico to interview line farmers and say, what do you feel about this price increase?

And the farmers are like, what price increase? Yeah. Like, oh, well, lines are over $100 a barrel now. Like, we had no idea. We're still getting paid the same amount of money for our lines. Oh, yeah. It's like, it's all middlemen.

And this is, I mean, this is a really great video. This is the long same kind of lines. It's called Patrick Speaks. It's a, it was a Channel 4 video, Gav. And it was about a guy in Africa who's been deaf since birth, and he's completely uncomfortable. He's never had a conversation. He's 15 years old, and they take him to a sign language class to where they start doing sign language. And you can just watch like... You can just watch his face come to life where the first part of the video he can't make eye contact with anybody then all of a sudden he

starts paying attention and then he starts communicating for the first time in his life. So you never communicated with anyone? He never had a conversation like up till that point is like till 15 the only conversation was his dad like pointing at a hoe and then he would use that to like like work the farm all day long. So how does he even know what letters are? He's learning in the class and they're teaching him like that. Like I don't know how they know the letters on the wall, but like they were like doing like

I can't even know what that means for your brain to not have a conversation for so long. That is the part of the video you should watch because the kid at the beginning of like a five or ten minute video, the kid at the beginning of the video is entirely different than the kid at the end. It's amazing. It's amazing. The watch that took place. I think it was a couple of weeks and they even did a follow up with them afterwards. They went back and did it. But it's like you just you when you first see The kid it's like here's somebody who's like trapped in their experience absolutely trapped and then somebody reaches out spends an afternoon with them and completely changes his existence And it's family and the way they communicate with him. Danny invented the vessel. He's not an aerator for Thomas the day. Some of these are I just

like wimpy goat because I thought this one you had to sound on this one though. This is like a seven second video. It is a seven second video. It's a that's so wimpy come on give it all you got go. It's a goat that tries to, what is that like, Nate? What is it? Bleat? Bleat? Is that what a goat does this?

Make a noise. Sheep bleat. Yeah. I'll go with bleat. That works for me. And it doesn't do it very well. And the guy encourages him to do better. And he's really funny.

And then I had verbatim on my list. I had, you like goat videos. I do like goat videos. I guess you're a muster. That's a carrier of us. That's two years in a row for the goat for you. It is because I had the Taylor Swift goat video I would listen I would want to put Taylor so shake it off

I thought that was one of the best videos of the year across all categories not just music but I like blank space a little better Did you oh cuz the dude maybe? They're play Absolutely I talked about cargo on the podcast. I think week or the week before it's Australian film about zombies Did you watch it? No, it's tremendous and you should watch it's up to seven million views for a short film for narrative That's pretty impressive But Last but not least because this would probably be the best video of the year is a video called humans need not apply

And I think that everybody should watch that video because it talks about the automation of Systems and the way that were automating people just associated that with manufacturing but everything including services Like legal services are now becoming automated and like what like just making contracts Like contextually you can feed emails to a system and it'll build a contract based on the relationship like laid out in the emails. That's cool. That's crazy. But it just goes to show how automation is taking off and computational power is taking off. And it's going to be probably I think the most important issue of our lifetime. Is that as people are just not needed anymore?

Has a robot invented another robot yet? I mean, 3D printers had printed other 3D printers? Yeah, but they didn't come up with it. They didn't invent it. No, I don't think anything has had enough pure thought to invent something or I think if something is classified as a thought that invented something else, as that would be AI at that point.

A robot thought I could do with one of these and then made it, that would be cool. That would. A robot thought I could do it one of these and then made it. That would be cool. That would be cool. Yeah, but I think up until this point, I think everything's been programmed. I just think there's like stuff that we don't know about yet. The people were like ketchup on wheels.

In a ketchup on wheels. One of the video I forgot to mention, I think we should at least mention and put in that category is the, I don't remember what it's called, but I didn't look it up before this. But the video where they show people their faces before and after using sunblock. Yeah, the UV? Yeah, the effect of UV light on your skin.

Yeah, that was a fucking crazy video. Where they put sunscreen on and it's black. Yeah, totally blocks all of the sun. Well, they look at you, you get to see your face in infrared and see how damaged your skin actually is. Yeah, infrared is cool I'm always amazed by the stuff that you can't like I look to my rumba with infrared. It's cool It looks like a little spaceship driving. I was like yeah, I was gonna freaked out at my the connect on my Xbox Because it's so fucking bright

It's a big beacon is like who left the lights. Oh, no, it's just infrared cuz I mentioned my three videos I know we're getting oh yeah, yeah, go for it. Go for it. The first one was, I know they're mostly from television, but the Jimmy Kimmel, I ate all your Halloween candy video. Which is a fucking great video. Amazing. Yeah. I think it's so funny, just the kids reactions in all of them make it. I don't know if it's because I'm an asshole. I love watching kids cry. Yeah, you're an asshole.

I just love the kid that's like, you ruined my life. I get so angry at their parents, it's incredible. And I think this is the second or third year that he's done it. Yeah. Maybe even more. It's unbelievable. It's so funny. And then you probably love that video, Bernie. I imagine.

Yeah, I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could have to have some element of that, a bit of band. And then you guys have all seen the Matthew

Bucanae Lincoln commercials, I assume. Yes. The Jim Carrey parody of it from SNL. I showed up in a year today. He fucking nailed it. I just love what he's just like, whose kids dude. It's cool to see Austin in the background of that. Yeah. Oh, the Mccanae word. Yeah. Yeah. Mccanae is the of that. Yeah, the McHoney one. Yeah, yeah. McHoney is Austin son. Yeah. And then the third one was something I saw on Reddit a couple of weeks ago. I forget what it's called, but it's two guys from the whole bird idiots abroad. Day one.

I think I'm two guys from the UK who are visiting the US for the first time. Fucking great video. And then the guy buys his friend an entire US thing down, but he gets so fucking pissed. It's like they, I think they fight it. If if I remember right they fly to LA and you wakes up super like they're jet lagging. They match. Yeah, he wakes up super early and buys them matching outfits to walk around and let you know do American stuff.

And his friend is so pissed off the whole time. He says he wants to blend in. It's awesome. Such a fucking great idea. What's the Australian sketch comedy group that's so funny that's getting really big now? They're really funny. I'll look them up. They do YouTube videos that are great.

I gotta give a shout out to them. Oh, is it the guy who did the Bikey Wars video? I think so. Bondi hipster. Bondi hipster is over this? Yeah. I don't think it's who they are. I'm not sure why not.

I'll say them. Bikey Wars was a great video, I don't know. If that's them. All right. Well, we got to wrap up once you find your sketch group name. So what do we do? We'll just talk about it. We'll send a follow up email.

And if we forgot any of people think that there's stuff that we should have put in there, please leave a comment on the video on the RESTEE.com website or send us a tweet with hashtag RTpodcast and we'll go through them and we'll discuss it further next week. Shout out to two things that I forgot to mention in the best game. Two games I want to mention that I actually did enjoy this year. Contagion, love that game. We played that for a let's play.

We have a third one that didn't come out. What the laser team cast or the... No, us. Yeah, I guess. That was one that I thought we had. You were late to the podcast because of... Oh, right. Yeah, because of technical issues.

And then also Elite Dangerous, which is a game I used to play as a kid, Elite. And it's now out and it's so it's awesome It's like a more accessible eve. I think not that I've ever played you but you should check it out Cool. All right. Well, thanks for watching everyone. We'll be back to argue about and pick someone who's next week This shot is available in the store as of tomorrow or today. Sorry about the Japanese thing. It's Gavin old Google It's all I think John Litzker said he said these little stuff. I've said I don't remember half of these you've said them all I don't think all those are all Gavin I don't think this came from how many times can he freeze ice? I think I've said that that's not how I can do babies float

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