Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #307

Episode Date: January 20, 2015

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That was a nice gentle intro, Gus. Are we doing another gentle one? Yeah, I'll do it nice gentle, baby. This gene cuff always wants to like flip up and give me like a little thing. Fliping you off? What did they call that when the cuff goes like, I don't think that's a cuff. Well, it's not a cuff.

It's not meant to be, but it does it on these genes, and I hate it. It cuffs itself. It makes a cuff. It's in a BDSM. Well, it doesn't want like, dude. It wants to be cuffed. It wants to be rough with it.

Hi, everybody, I'm Bernie. Hi, I'm Gavin. I'm Blaine. And I'm Gus and Gus. Both. Right, well, I didn't lead. So I got to do it twice at the end. I feel like I haven't seen either Blaine or Gavin in a long time. It's not Bernie earlier today. So I'm not that sexy. So many weed on the podcast. Yes, I think that's the last time I saw you. You used a week ago. I did a little bit. Not really.

I saw you post the grossest selfie ever for you in front of the gun wall. Yeah, I went to Seattle, was hanging around. And there's a wall just caked in chewing gum. How do you think that starts? Worse of it. But I imagine there was a heavy amount of gum for a normal wall, and then people just took it

and went crazy. What does it smell like? Oh, I couldn't breathe through my nose down there. Oh, okay. Did you see anybody adding to it? I did. And I saw a gross, what looked like a girl like trying to hoist her other friend up it,

but trying not to touch it to get one a little bit higher, which they were like gross. I've never gagged that much, taking a selfie. You'd looked unhappy as hell. Yeah, it was bad. You see guy like a Spider-Man costume climbing up. That'd be awesome. If you could actually get the, just throwing someone at spider-man costume like climbing up. That'd be awesome if you could actually get the I just throwing someone at it if they just stick to it. That'd be great. Yeah, what is that about if you heard of that before?

I've seen it. I heard of it, but I just don't know Why did that start who was like oh? Yeah, I'm gonna make this a good wall apparently it's super clean There's something about like Anabody's or something like I don't know what it is, but that sounds like bullshit I don't know what the exact sciences that sounds like bullshit There's something about it was a people's mouth. I don't know what the exact sciences. Should we play blaine's brain? What does that mean? Why would a gum wall chew gum wall be clean? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it had antibodies It's something about antibodies. It's the salivary glands

Produce saliva and when that saliva is exposed to air It like creates a protective layer around the gum. Ah, okay. Well, I'll try to interpret it as blane in my news Why be any type body when you can be pro body? Yo, I think what it is. I think like that. I worked on it at home. I think it's that chewing gum doesn't Rocked go ahead of bacteria can't form on it very well Because it doesn't digest well because there's nothing in the doesn't rot. Go ahead. Bacteria can't form on it very well. Because it doesn't digest well. Because there's nothing for the bacteria to eat. Yeah. But why would bacteria live on a surface? Can bacteria eat surfaces?

What do I mean? No, because a brick isn't dirty, is it? What's that? A brick isn't dirty. Like a brick under the gum isn't dirty either. I would argue that if a brick has gum stuck all over it, that is a very dirty brick. I would make that argument. I don't think many people would argue against me either. It was one of those cases where Twitter was really cool

and useful. I was just like, hey, I'm in Seattle, what should I do? And a bunch of people are going to be tons of different suggestions. I did. I did. I went in an excellent Twitter webinar. You got invited to Notch's house.

I did not invite me over. So one of the 70 million dollars. He wears. So wow, road to Notch is in. Hey hey Gavin wants to go to your house and not said okay, which is awesome Yeah, not just like of any of these like has the highest Twitter Twitter follower count and Is equally likely to reply to you? I would say notch has that highest ratio He's up there. It makes me think of like Gate Newell. we're applying to emails, say kind of thing.

Blaine, I cannot say anything. Blaine goes, you fucked them. I said, I can't do anything to impact the amount of people that are tweeting at notch all the time. He's our old friend. We went to visit him once. You went to see him in Shvedon. When you go see Shvedon. We were the guys to see Sweden, but they should be getting cost many sandwiches. Mo Yangs. Mo Yangs, home offices, we went over there. It really he was in a smaller office They were just about to move I remember I remember the welcome Matt said oh shit not you again Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in all of Shredding. Here it's super clean. Shredding. What's that? I'm like, take a look.

Oh yeah, why is that? Why? And a body. But we went there and they had a really cool mural on the wall. Do you remember that? It was like Minecraft inspired, but not quite Minecraft. Ish. They also had a set of shelves that they're about to collapse

under the weight of the awards that they'd got for Minecraft. What was it like, three? There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. Like three shelves filled with them. So I did, I did. So let's know how that is, Gavin.

What? When you got a notch is $75 million. Oh, so you hadn't done it. You imported Lee. Okay. Nice. What do you think I'd already been? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I don't know. We're catching up here, dude. Yeah. Yeah. No, I went to Seattle. He doesn't live there. Oh, and I met the guy from Halo. I just ran. You met the guy from Halo. I know the story.

You're on your own on this one. You met the guy from Halo. Hey guys, the voice of Master Chief. I met the guy from Halo. I met the guy from Halo. Voice of Master Chief. No, you're wrong. The guy from Halo.

Sergeant Johnson. Yeah, Sergeant Johnson. Nope. Name the dude in Halo whose voice you have heard the most. Oh, oh. Can I? Yeah, go for it, Blake. Well, I don't know, isn't it? Name the dude in Halo whose voice you have heard the most oh Can yeah go for it, but it why don't know isn't it? He was in the thing. It's the Arbor's voice Keith David David no Gavin met Jeff stich sir

He's the he's the announcer for multiplayer. He's a halo multiplayer. Double kill. He's that guy. Nice. He was a, I was doing a thing there. And he just walked in behind me. I didn't see him. I just heard his voice. I was like, hang on a second. I was here because I knew what he looked like. You just recognized him by voice. I recognized him by his voice.

And then I asked him for a... What did he walk in and say double kill? Like I know. No, he's just talking normally. But it had sort of the same kind of feel as his... Rich velvet feel. Yeah. Sort of, yeah, coated in velvet. So I asked him for a picture and he looked to me very confused and he was like, okay, and I was like, I played a lot of halo. And he's

like, oh, no one ever asked me for pictures. Really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Our recordings. God, we tried to get him for an episode of immersion that we just never was a concept, but we never worked it out. Oh, really? Yeah He was gonna follow in Jeff and Gus with lab rats. He was gonna follow them around all day announcing their day

Everything he was gonna do that to see if like having that voice follow you around would actually drive you slowly and think I wonder what oh It's about you more. Yeah, yeah to do better like women having sex with him if it's like Go ahead. Well like, you know, he's like calling out what's happening like you know, I don't know Well, be an inventive Okay, now I'm trying to think of I would fight excuses if I had that voice I Call you Plan B Plan B

Orgas Double Queen pretty much or sorry, we can go on that one Okay, they always you could call out apparently they always We just came over the bunch of them. I always want to get that guy a Jeff stitzer. Stight you say stitzer is that how you name this is name? Stietzer Stitsamsta I always wanted to get him to record all of my like computer sounds like male like you've got male or double male Overmaid, you know, or something like that. I would love one of all that stuff. Malian. Yeah, and if I could Malian air yeah, in fact me really

in there haha gammard i got really happy uh... one time we wouldn't go happy together we got happy together because when after we made gryff ball years later he said gryff ball

yeah we got really excited by that because they put it in the game and then should have mentioned that to him they actually have a gryff ball which now i guess would be rickishay they ricochet? I guess he does in Halo 5. He announces a lot more stuff Like some of the stuff that was just a silent metal Crouch did I go against so we live streamed Halo 5 for a bit and I want to get set what's the dude that holds the right? Oh, Stallion, Stallion, Stallion, Stallion.

Yeah, we have tried to get you to to air stomping or ground pound. Yeah, that's fun game. Mm-hmm. It's a lot of the beta and today. It's over. Oh my god. I didn't think I played it. I didn't play I didn't play a down of it. That's not the right word. I don't know if I'm gonna use that enough football ball for the, on the brain. The fuck? I played it before it was out proper when we got'm gonna use that I'm gonna use that I'm gonna use that I'm gonna use that I'm gonna use that I'm gonna use that I'm gonna use that I'm gonna use that I'm gonna use that I'm gonna use that

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In the wrong conversation look at what I want to apologize to the group. I just made a mistake I was totally in the wrong on that and I freely admit it So what you said you didn't play it you know what I was saying that I was talking to a hila fight no I thought you're gonna put a bomb. I totally thought you were talking about a ball. I didn't play any a ball. I didn't play a down of it. I did play a down of Halo 5 multiplayer. But not as much as I would like to.

I'm just in the point when I think a lot of people in the video game community are where we don't listen to conversations and we just butt in. That's where I am. But I also think that a lot of people are kind of getting away from the pre anything Like there's a big move now not to pre-order anything Well, I think that is I think people are I think the early access thing has finally fucking bit everybody in the end

We've been saying that long enough. We have been complaining about for a while And it's just been getting worse and worse. Well that worked really well. I mean mine My grab is the yeah, that's the ultimate example, but really it was it was It's a game that can't ever really be finished. But minecraft is. They did it all. They did create a final product. It came it left it was already a product. It moved from Alpha to beta to release within that life cycle. The release was such a small change from the previous version. Yeah. Well that's what happens. It's just incremental change until you get to a point where it's stable Yeah, and it works and it's glorious and now it's on every device in the world

It literally you can get on everything. It's not on the way though. I can't wait till the apple watch port I wouldn't be surprised if there is a watch version of Minecraft. Is it on the Wii U? Although what was it post-prom? It was pulled from from from something. It was was pulled from Oculus Rift Notch pulled it after the acquisition by Facebook. Oh right. Well, I'm not sure that's the accurate way to say that I don't want to really Gavin's chance of going to a But yeah, no, it's he wasn't happy with the acquisition by Facebook in particular right of Oculus and I by the way I just got my Oculus SDK to kit Just came in.

And then isn't that for developers? Well, yeah, they're all for developers right now. How do you go in? Do you sign up? He's going to buy it. I mean, what do you think developers are going to register with the government? Do you think the Republicans are making a fucking game in there?

Is he? Fucking snap. Gavin. He's got one. I think. So you could assign up to be a developer of anything like Apple. Yeah, well somebody actually if you want to sign up for a developer network for some things are kind of like walled gardens and you do have to pay a significant amount of money, Oculus Rift is not qualified for that. It's like

300 bucks and you can get a set sent to you. It's actually cheaper than most consoles. What does never have on that? I don't know. Actually, I don't know because there's games that support it. Yeah, they're still like software doesn't work. It's still in its early alpha to use the Minecraft analogy. It's probably actually good. That's probably the main reason why they're called developer kit right now is because they don't want the average person getting it going. I can call for tech support. Developer kit means there's zero tech support.

Yeah. You're on a forum somewhere going, you know, my D-Sync is less than my H-Sync. What the hell's up? We age sink We think the most absurd thing that they're gonna do with Oculus is you think you think Oculus I think is gonna say inside the vage porn you think that's good look around. God. It's like you are the dildo Then Jeff Stitzer like polish off all this actual announcement He'll be he'll be all set for it. You just getting your goo machine all this actual announcement. He'll be all set. You're just getting your goo machine.

There was that one game demo that we played on the Oculus SDK where it's like you're running around a city and there's like three giant women in bikini trying to step on you. Johnny Japanese women, they're just scantily dressed and they step on you. They look good as it looks shit. It looks terrible, but it's like it's it's obviously like the beginning of like trying to feel out different fetishes. I feel like everything on the Oculus has taken like a 10 year back step in graphics for some reason. Does that bother you though? Uh, yeah.

Really? Yeah. Well, it's all about the gameplay. That's what a game is. Graphics do bother me now. Like when I go back and play a game that I used to like. Yeah. Like a maybe a launch 360 tile.

I'm just like, Well, that he playing grower. Oh, it's way better in your head the way it used to look. Yeah, yeah I think take oh, but that's why eight bit is so fondly remembered because you know it looks like crap and you remember it's crap And it is crap, but like playing gold and I know it's like Well stylized that it kind of you know retains like it's all right like team fortress You know whatever Jack and Daxier. It's like a very cartoonie If that were the case though Atari games would look good to me today And they don't they look like fucking Atari games. I don't know that one enough blots where shooting at the blacks You couldn't make a statement with your odd design because it was enough pixels

Like you couldn't make a Mario on a tarot They were like five blocks. Yeah, it was like a Ploxel Whatever size like how many were there per screen? make a Mario on a tarot. Oh, they were like five blocks. Yeah, it was like a ploxel. That's a big spot. It was like whatever size, like how many were there per screen? Like 40? I think it was like a, I want to say it was like a 320 by 240 resolution maybe.

It really was that high? Maybe it was a 160 by 120. I'm gonna look it up. Do you remember on, we were going over some like, branding stuff. We were talking about eight bit, the style of eight bit. How you see that everywhere and everything.

And nobody has like EGA or CGA graphics from computers, but you would recognize CGA if you saw it. I know what you're talking about. Basically CGA was like the color graphics adapter for PCs when they went from like green screens or amber and black screens to color. And it was essentially three colors, but it shows like the worst three colors. They're like white, a weird shade of blue and pink. That's what CJA is. And if you saw like CJA graphic, Patrick, if you were to look up like CJA graphics

and show us a screenshot of it, you'll recognize the style, but you'll be like, oh yeah. But for some reason, that's clunky and apet is retro. I think that's because a lot of people now who are like making content or they started off their Gaming experience at the 8-bit. Well, I also everything's classed into 8-bit, but it's not really like super Mario world Wasn't 8-bit. It was definitely not. It was like 32-bit. Yeah, you know what? It's wait wait. I had to take a test. I think it was 16. Yeah, that was a super Nintendo so that would be 16. Yeah, it was 16 for the super but really that to me is like the prime of

Like cool pixel art in games, right? Okay, sure, but then on an n64 Oh, it looks like ass. Yeah, that's CGA graphics. Oh Yeah 1990 you were playing eight big dead when that was that was Pussy graphic was born what's funny to me is when you take a movie from the same time and compare it to a game, that looks like toilet, but like three years later they made Jurassic Park somehow. Right.

Well, that's why you were blown away like, oh my god, you made that on a computer? Yeah. I was just playing Prince of Persia. Yeah. I was, whenever I would ever go do talks for Machinima, like, Gavin, I used to, I used to Gavin like every European trip I went to before he worked for us. We went to Shredding together. You, you did not work, we went to Stoof, we went to Bard Stoof, in Amsterdam, we went to Brayda, and we got ribs, we went to Belgium.

What was the place we went to in Belgium? We went to Antwerp. Antwerp. Yeah, that's right across the border from Brayda, but I had to go to fill, in Europe, Machinima was seen as this like really cool art form And they would like bring me out to talk about it And I always go well, I have to have Gavin or Jeff there like they have to be there It's just necessary for my presentation and they would come or Jason and they would come and do nothing You know, I wasn't a part of it. So I would just sit and watch Jeff or Jason would come up and say like you're a height man

It was like Jeff or Jason would come up and say you're like your height man We should guys were better height man, I was a pun I was like who Was lawful you ate shit off a chair? Who pulled the chair who was Jason? Yeah, I pulled the chair That was actually the worst person to bring with me those things because when something happened Gavin Gavin would laugh the hardest Like when Jason pulled my chair out or the time we went out and some fucking Irish lady in a who owned a Belgian bar Just like took a shine to the three of us and got us completely hammered. How dare she there's on these numbered beers She was Gus. It was malicious. She wouldn't give us any normal beard and normal glass

It was ceramic. Here's a goblet of Kind of shred and every like oh a goblative, high-dash learned, and it would be like, oh, you see, oh, that's a 10. And then we drank it, and we got too drunk, and I fell asleep right up until one of my presentations, I had like three panels at this thing, and I woke up and came downstairs, and I apparently had a big line from being asleep

when I was driving a little light. Crossed my face, yeah. It was, it let it go. Well, the event organized, it was like, are're tired and you're like, no, I was just figuring stuff out. I was like, after they left, I was like, you don't figure out shit, you're like, shut up. You were figuring out which is the cooler side of a pillow. But to get a crease like that, you have to have been not moving for like six hours. I was dead asleep, I was dead asleep.

Mocha right before it. Presentation? Perfectly fine. Yeah, did well. But one of the things I used to show, getting back to the original point, one of the things I used to show in the presentations was I would show a screenshot from Toy Story and a screenshot from Toy Story 2. And the distance between those two movies was equal to the distance time-wise between Doom and Doom 3. And I showed a screenshot from Doom and a screenshot

from Doom 3. And it was like worlds apart. Whereas Toy Story looks basically about the same. A little bit increased in resolution and the animation is a little better. But God, Doom to Doom 3 is like light years jump. Video games and real-time animation are really catching up. What was it? Was it just at home hardware got cheaper? It's like technology builds on itself. With that kind of stuff, like you're talking about hardware getting cheaper, back then when Doom first came out, there were no like 3D accelerators in your computer. Like it was all like we showed CGA, EGA, even VGA graphics where it's like, it's just kind of faked and looks terrible. But then once you started getting discrete 3DGPUs, you know, as you can add in a computer, then that's what really started that progress.

I think honestly, the biggest disappointment to me with the Xbox One is that there wasn't a huge jump in visual quality. Like every time the previous console happened, you'd get a thing like a N64, you got like 3D like polygons. You had a little bit of that on the SNES but not much. And then all of a sudden, the next one even better. And then HD happened, so everything was higher res. Yeah, 360 was the HD.

360 to Xbox One. Yes, so like you can't really tell honestly. And his or I guess I guess the Wii U is now HD as well. Yeah, but like the Wii the Wii wasn't even HD. It's just like standard death composite cables. Yeah, you could buy component cables for it, but I think even that max out at 40p. It was like it wasn't. There wasn't really any advantage to it.

What's out there? Didn't it? Yeah. It just fine. Yeah, it was a console that everybody owned and nobody played. That was any advantage to it. What? It's out there, didn't it? Yeah, it just fine. Yeah, it was a console that everybody owned and nobody played. That was a deal with that. Which is fine for Nintendo. Yeah, they're probably okay with it. We support not the best on the title, so it's playing it.

Yeah. Jip, Jip. Blender, are you playing like we stuff at all? No, never got a we. What did you grow, what did you grow playing? Uh, I think I got a Sega and then, uh. Which, what Sega? I cannot remember.

So one that had that six Spider-Man game and there's an X-Men game on it too Was your dad anti video games? No, I actually I bought him a one of those Atari like it's got like 40 or 50 games on it Oh, yeah, there's some of it Kroger something like 40 bucks. I got one for crazy kick this acid space invaders. I think yeah I thought did you wait or something that Atari's a co-op game? What was the best Atari game ever best Atari game ever defender adventure? Come on. He got it all wrong pitfalls good to them pitfalls Good, but pitfall I think is overrated. No pitfalls really good. They just swing over a hole over and over again Sometimes there's alligators and scorpion pits. Oh fuck yeah, that's awesome cobras Yeah, it was interesting mechanic to because everything was timed. And then if you didn't die, you just lost time basically.

The longer you touch something, you fall in a little water and then respawn, but you just lost time doing stuff. Blaine, is there a reason that your watch is on the wrong side of your wrist? It's the wrong side. I don't know, it's more comfortable that way, I guess. I feel like it's more natural to do this. I didn't do this. Really?

I mean, it is actually hard to look at the back to your wrist. It's a lot of the usually the underside of your wrist. Plus, look at your hand. I walk around like this. You each other hand, fucking gorilla. Look at the underside of your wrist. Which force feels more natural to you? This.

This. This is the way up I am. This is the top. If I was upside down, that would be the top of your wrist. I'd be like this, sideways, right? Yeah, I agree. I feel like I have to twist my arm like that to see the top if I was upside down I think that would be like this like sideways right? Yeah, I agree like I've got to twist my arm like that You see the top of it. Yeah, I'm like this. You sit down. You put your arms down like this almost borderline hurts Like if I went any further it would hurt Gavin look at put your arms out like you did before your watch is not facing your face your watch is facing away from you

Well, that's just because my list is small. So watch no, no, it's that's a way mine is to mine Find faces away from me and I have the twist to get it to face me. Well, so is this if I hold like this? I's actually facing me. Who determined what wrist people are supposed to wear their watch on? It's your hand. It's the one you don't write with. It's the one you don't write. Yeah, because right hand use your most dexterous hand. If I had my watch from my right hand and I was writing it'd be all clunky and scratch the paper. Yeah, but we don't write anymore. Oh, it's wow. God, I can't think the last time I actually wrote something. So you just misdirected you because he didn't think he didn't see the

excuse to your gun shuffle. And we started to point out the other thing. Oh, yeah, wait, blade is dumb. Go right here. Let's make sure you have to do that, though. When you have to admit you're dumb, you only have like five seconds to be like, go back and notice how smooth that transition was too. He didn't leave us no tell or anything like that.

I reckon that we are. If we let him, there's no reason. You're going to know me too. I don't know. I don't know. I'm learning. If we're being completely honest, Bruce Willis, if you go watch any of his movies, he will.

Oh, really? So it's inspired by Bruce Willis? Yeah, that. But it also just seems, it seems right. And then I'm also like a clunk my watch face and stuff, so he fits like, it's protected, you know? Okay. Hey, how's your birthday?

Okay, quick criticism. Oh yeah. And if you should just drop the Bruce Wells story, go with the original one, just like, I just do it this way. Bruce Wells is awesome. In the swirl, maybe kids in future will be saying they do it because Blaine does it.

Yeah, probably not. That was your birthday. My birthday was pretty good. I had a really good day yesterday. I had a, we day yesterday. I had a We went out with him boys and we've been playing I was gonna say that the Oculus game that does support is elite dangerous and so Like early in the morning JD my 12 year old We determined we were gonna get this Oculus riff going and I was fully prepared fully prepared for a full day of just like under the computer

Downloading drivers just cursing. Nope. We did have some like three reboots, but it was probably like maybe 15 minutes of work before we got it up and running. I'm impressed. Well, I was pretty happy. I was pretty happy. And so he was playing a lead with that and he got to the point where he made himself sick, playing it, because he was looking around. Did he throw up? No, but he did feel nauseous.

I get to stop playing this. And then we, we have this like drone that I got, we were flying it around today. Gavin, and we went and flew that over the river. That footage looks cool. It's pretty cool. Any of that up public? No, put on the water tower too.

I think I don't want you to use it in production and like I don't want people to like when it's in the production to go. Yeah, it's the drone. Yeah, it's cool. It's definitely like a, ooh. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's like a, by the way, I saw, I saw,

not to detract. Your drone footage was great But I saw the dumbest use of a drone today I saw this video linked online You clearly weren't even on our office about two hours ago. I got stories to tell you about that as well this terrible House for sale in Austin and instead of you know doing like pictures like most real estate agents They made a YouTube video But in order to make the video they obviously just had a drone that they had to use.

So they start off like flying over the house and you know, a swooping stuff. And then they're flying the drone in the house like through the rooms, like showing everything off. Like, you cry in the house. Idiot. It's fucking awesome. Is that shit blowing everywhere? Is it that super expensive house that's an awesome?

Yes. So one of the crazy things about Austin is that, how much was that house? I didn't even see how much it was. That house was fucking huge. I saw the video, it was on Reddit, and the Austin stuff, right? I gave up on it right away.

Like I watched like two shots in the video, I did also notice the drone footage, like coming in, and I gave up right away, but I thought, someone in the comments will talk about how the house isn't worth whatever the price tag is. That'll be the number one comment. Sure enough I go and I look, and it wasn't that but somebody pointed out that if you bought the house

It would be about $200,000 a year in property tax because that's me Think about that every year you would pay as much in taxes as buying another house in Austin A lot of money this house. It was that was it must have been like a $20 million house, which for Austin is just out fucking rages. The funniest comment on it was, get your shit together, there's all different kinds of columns on that house. Pick one style and go with it.

You got a column critic here. Yeah, he was like, he's like, can someone just pick a Corinthian column or just a column? I just stick with one for God's sake. He was really passionate about it. You know what I'm saying? You're like the first out of these of pillars and there's like nights. Seconds are like, God damn it.

Bullshit! Fill his seats. So I went into my office after that and the Phantom equipment was just covered in like white shit from the because you flew it over the ceiling of my office and it just blew all the dust and crap down into my office over all of my stuff. Oh, sorry, that's horrible. No, this is it every day. Yeah, even though it was me who was like, hey, fly it over there. Well, you're trying to fly the drone inside the two hundred of office and you want to fly like up into into into an alcove. Yeah. Yeah and the way the team and Hunter works is that it's the only place in the

office where the walls go all the way to the ceiling but then inside there's three different rooms and those walls don't go to the ceiling so it's like about three rooms in a room. Yeah. I'm gonna have fussy everybody was about those three rooms with no walls all the way up but it hasn't hurt you guys right for sound or anything anything why we just didn't do the idea that we're gonna do What are you gonna do? Well, one of them is gonna be like a little sound like isolated booth for let's build and Rage quit. Oh wouldn't disturb the rest of the room But now to build your soul thing this fucking isolated you just drove everybody in the whole company anyway Yeah, we were trying to disturb each other. Okay. Oh

I see how it works. We need to build up. We have like a lot of, yeah. Can you be here by the way, right now? Are you okay being here? Should we mail Steffi about your available? Can we get that? Well, why you were afraid? It was an email that went out today. You're a fucking dick. Why?

What's your name? Me, Chris and Brandon were at lunch. We all checked our email and I'm like, Oh. Was he serious? Like we were all like talking to each other. Like, they called them about to on it earlier today I don't know what's Steffi who works with the achievement hunters

She's my secret Santa recipient by the way I got a gift and I was dissuaded from like going over the limit of our secret Santa Thing I was like I should totally just like Okay, no go limit. That's it anyway, cuz otherwise you would be a prick. Yeah, that's okay What am I losing in that process? So you're a man of prick. What's that? Have you been making that to the last 12 years? But Steffi wrote a company-wide email that said, hey, doing like scheduling for the achievement hunters, if you need them or you need an equipment,

just email me and I'll work it all out. And Gavin immediately replied back to her and to every one of the company, that doesn't apply to me, just email me. Yeah, I mean, we got into middleman for emails. I get like, what, two emails a day, I can deal with it. Just email me, if you want something, everybody collectively in the company, but it's just like, Gavin really is upset with that.

You totally like circumvent at the order that she's trying, but you're trying to do a favor to you. It's not doing a favor to me. Adding more people between me and the thing, it's just middleman. I don't want that. Ever? Maybe people don't email you because they don't want

to disturb you. If they could email Steffi and get stuff done, why would they do that? But then Steffi just stubs me. How does that help me? See, that's the thing. Gavin doesn't want the middleman, but he doesn't also, he also doesn't want the regular man.

He doesn't want any of the, just like no emails whatsoever. So it's like just send the email directly to me. I'll ignore it. That's the process. That's the way it works. I didn't see any other way of wording that where the company wouldn't think that what I wanted.

What? Good question, Gavin. Excellent question. I thought my email actually... It was just like, no, you can email me directly your email was totally fine You're still was yeah, I think it was thanks bad. Yeah, I know I mean I get it You know you want people to mail you directly? There's sometimes people don't want to ask you to do stuff like I know better conversations with the sales team

They're like yeah, I want Gavin to do this thing, but he's not going to do it. I mean, I'll be fine. Let me go ask him. I'll be like, hey, Gavin, you want to do this thing? Yeah, hell yeah. I'm like, yeah, see that's easy. And they're like, how do you do that? I'm like, Gavin just always says yes.

I say yes to tons of stuff. He does. You definitely do. I say no to tons of stuff too, but I say yes to a lot of stuff that kind of cancels that out. And you're saying yes to a lot of stuff you initially said no to. Well, initially you'll say like, I'm not doing that. There's no way I'm doing that. a lot of stuff that kind of cancels that out. And you're saying yes to a lot of stuff you initially said no to. Well, like initially you'll say like, I'm not doing that.

There's no way I'm doing that. I'm not doing this. They're not going to do this. I'm not going to have to. And then you're doing it all of a sudden. No, I'll be like, I'm not doing that unless this happens. Oh, this is happening. I'll do it.

You also will say like, you're not doing something. You're not doing it. You're not doing it. Then you're like, oh, fuck off the bit. Like team player kind of a thing. And then you'd better app the thing going. Yeah, that was one of those recently. Yeah. Was there?

What was that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a week or two ago, of the guy who's flying a drone, and he, I don't know if it loses power or he loses control of it, and it starts like descending quickly into the water, and you can tell it's frozen, wherever it's like snowing, and he's like diving into the water, jumping, like, trying to catch the drone before it touches the water, and at the last, then the video is still rolling, and at the last, I can be like, reaches out and catches it, and keeps it like just above the water. And is he in the water? Yeah, he's totally like, I'm serious. Have you seen the drone video of the guy

that's trying to do wedding photos? Oh, he's doing wedding photos and you see it's like, oh, it's the bride and groom, they look so great. Pop right into the groom's fucking face. Oh, yeah, it was awesome. We got to find that video. I don't know, watch that.

It was pretty good. A wedding photos drone, I'll look it up. I love the fact that, like you can see stuff that like it's it's a stupid. Sorry Bernie It's a stupid invention, but it has a camera on it so you can see all the stupid people do it It's like a dashcam. It's great. It is tremendously fun to play with It's really cool. I'm also a bit more it is you but you're actually right stupid. Get it filming with it, too Yeah, I got okay with it I got more confident with it. I've wrecked it a few times

So it's like you get that kind of like all right this thing is gonna be okay you know and then you just get a little more confident I thought we're gonna play real and podcast you should fly it's not here yeah it's got it's the big thing that makes it a lot easier to is it like it's it's a um it's a phantom if anybody knows what that is it's weird it's has same name as your camera's a DJI phantom but it's a it has a phantom if anybody knows what that is. It's weird. It's has same name as your cameras a DGI phantom, but it's a It has a GPS in it they calibrate and then it maintains It's when it goes to hover when you just don't not doing anything. Oh, it maintains its position based on GPS

Elevation as well. Yeah, like maintains a position. It's just like it just like sits there. Let's tell you like on the Remote like how many satellites are synced up to it like a satellite? just like sits there and they'll tell you like on the remote like how many satellites are synced up to it like eight satellites. GPS move. Does GPS move? Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, moving planet and moving satellites I'm gonna go with that some kind of like movement of satellites. What does that mean? Yeah, like does Does the rotation of the earth change the GPS like would it just like go around the earth is what I?

I think the GPS satellites are geosynchronous right, okay I don't think it has a compensate for the rotation of the earth. It has a 25-minute flight time total So the earth's not going that far if You wanted it to okay say you had a drone, but you wanted it to stay. Well, I'll do this with the other roleplay. I have a drone. I want you to hover it in space. Let's do that. Not in relation to any object in space. Just hover it. Is everything hover in space? All right, go ahead. Go ahead. So just put it in space. Yes. A a relevant of the earth. Okay.

How fast would it go like? I don't I just think it's a matter of acceleration and time at that point because nothing's slowing it down. What do you mean? Well, first of all, it's propellers. Nothing would happen. Gavin, you ask me a question and then when I answer the question, you say, you act like I'm an idiot. He said it's about time. What? It's a matter of acceleration and time. How fast it goes is just how fast is accelerating and how much time? That's it. You understand what acceleration is, right? Do I just want you to accelerate you? So it has no velocity. If you give it some velocity and continue to give it some acceleration, it will increase in velocity over time. But we don't want any velocity. So you just put it still? Then zero. What do you mean? I wasn't asking a question that was answered with a number.

What? God's the quote. Look at none of the question is, if you could make your drone hover in space, what it hover in space? Yes. It would just sit there. If I put it in a vacuum in space,

and it's no gravity, it would float in where it is. But the other thing would be your asking. No, but it'll be the letter D Everything would do that. Oh, I'm saying is sad put this here. Yep, but then I let it stick where it is in space Oh, no, and you see the earth keeps going the earth will carry on Mm-hmm how quickly would this thing bug her off would it be like like a bullet do they yes because how fast are we spinning? It's no, I don't think has anything to do with the rotation of the earth even though the rotation of the earth

is great you're taking everything out of the factor out of the relevance of this object that I think the greater velocity is the velocity of the planet like out from the center of the universe is that so it's the greater velocity for the earth so the planet moving away from the big bang. Right. And the whole solar system moving is greater than the 20 or something thousand miles an hour that was spinning. I think we're traveling much further this. Yeah.

And how could you lock anything to just be still? Like how do you measure stillness? Stillness. In relation to the earth. But that's moving. Right. But we're on the earth. Yeah.

This is the same thing. This is the worst. we're on the earth. Yeah. This is the same thing. This is the where we're not talking about your extension of our upside down argument about Michael being upside down in Australia. Which he was. Sure. We're not you're absolutely right about movement in relation to like that fixed point in space. We just pick a column. But how do you find a fixed point in space? Go with the point. A point. How do you measure still? I don't know. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. You know, that's how you do it. You just don't do it.

You never know. There's no such thing as being still. I guess the center of the universe, the dead ass center, is still an everything else's in motion. All right. Away from it. Like that would be weird. Like there's the exact center of the universe. It's a dot. Let's call it a point. Right?

That's the center of the universe. Everything went, and went out from there. Right? What's like one inch away from that? Nothing? Or is like something like exploded, like over the course of the last six trillion years, it's moved like an inch. Like, it's like slowly creeping out. Or is like everything like billions of miles away from the center of the universe. It's just big boy. That has to be one thing that is the closest thing to the middle of the universe. Like a piece of dust or something.

Guy, you know what, that reminds me. We're gonna bring you the pack down to earth. Somebody said, minute comedy, shower thoughts, you ever reach shower thoughts? All right, yeah. Somebody said that unknowingly, somewhere in the world, somebody takes the biggest poop on Earth that day.

Every single day that happens, every single day. I don't know if you wouldn't know. I think you might know when you're a contender, but I don't know if you actually take the belt. How would you know? I think I had, I had, God, oddly enough, I had like a similar tweet a few weeks ago, where I said, there's someone in the world right now

with the world's longest pubic hair. So like that, that person is alive. They now with the world's longest pubic hair I've got a fucking long ass pubic hair. There might be some ties for that. No, there's no tie I'm like how long is it like I really started wondering about it. Does hair stop growing after a certain point? Yeah, I'm sure it does I feel like my pubes like once they get like you know, well, they fall out hang out It would fall out probably and then the next longest one will be your longest pub I used to have one eyebrow I'm making a big measurement here like that big. I did I had one eyebrow here that grow longer than everything else But only did it for like a year. I do too I don't we obviously are you can't zoom in or anything but I've got one right here in the middle

Not only does it grow longer, but it's like darker and thicker than the other one I can see it's like a plucket. Yeah, it's like serious and thicker than the other ones. I can see it. I can see it. It's like a plucket. Yeah, it's like serious. And when the fucking barber turned my eyebrows the other day, the other week, it was like, it was a casual tea. Like now it's into the scene. Link is all the other one. The person giving him a haircut and darker.

Just stripping his eyebrows with scissors. You dent it. You dent it his. I asked a question on Twitter the other day. I never thought it was an idiot. For asking it. But I was being serious in my question Was the human brain the only thing this ever named itself? I was like, well funny enough someone named all those Pokemon

Someone else's brain did that Yeah, no the brain named itself that's That's the weird thing about the brain. See, I can't imagine, how would anything else name it? Sure. Computer, I'm sure there's like a computer. That maybe itself. Well, the program with a random scenario. But I would give it a proper name, right?

We give it, I mean, it hasn't happened, I don't think, but when it does happen, it would be, but then people were going smaller than that and like, what is the brain? And the brain is just atoms. So technically, atoms named themselves. Well because atoms are electrons and protons so electrons and protons and neutrons name themselves. It is an issue to make it.

It's an asshole thing to say. The atoms make up the best of the fun. Hey, speaking of assholes and technology that's dumb. Did you see that Google has abandoned selling Google Glass? Yeah. Wait, that's not a thing anymore. Nope, they're done. Big fucking surprise. Well, I think they're going to make some,

I think way more valuable now. They're going to, it's got a pair. I thought they were going to go through an iteration. Like they were going to reevaluate the platform and then come out with a new something at some point of the future. They're still going to sell them to developers, aren't they?

To welcome stuff. Because I think they appointed the guy who wasn't charge a nest to head up that division now. Oh really? Yeah. After Google bought them? Yeah. She said, are a Google bot like a...

It's been billions dollars on like an old airplane hanger or something, but it's like one of the biggest in the world. She's this giant airplane hanger or production place for hangers. Like what are they doing? Google bought a big building. A billion dollar building. Oh, apparently. A billion dollar building. Do you think there's a billion dollar bill? It's a billion dollar. Sure. It's got to be like a posh mall. I was thinking like the The tower in Dubai the world's tallest building. It's a billion dollar building sure

I'm sure it was a billion dollars to buy that didn't city center in Vegas wasn't that like a a three billion dollar development It's three. It's a lot of natural the actual structure, the what's in it. Like if I were to buy, I'm gonna come up and I'm gonna, I'm gonna buy the pentagon. I'm gonna buy it. How much does it cost me to buy it? Or I wanna buy like the Icel Tower.

How much does that cost me? Like just on, just value. Like the steel stuff. It's the Icel Tower. The Icel Tower. The Icel Tower. Is that your living? I get to charge you,

I get to collect all the emissions from this point on for everyone going into the I.O.T.O.R.R. Um, that's me. Ah, there it is. Look at that thing. That is a fucking massive building. That's a billion dollar building? Yeah. Look, one of those little buildings that beside it looks like a stage 5. It looks like a shuttlecock that got stretched. What, a shuttle, like a cockpit?

It does actually look like that. It looks like the end of a shuttlecock. So, according... And there's a plane right beside it behind it. You see that? Massive. What kind of plane does that? That doesn't look that.

There's buildings that are way bigger than that. That's not that big. So, I mean, there's skyscrapers. Well, I like that put up. According to Google, I mean, measuring. According to Google, the most expensive building in the world is one world trade center at $3.9 billion.

Three, that's it. Most expensive building in the world is $3.9 billion. Wow. So if you have $3.9 billion, you can buy the World Trade Center. If you could use some of this. So the new one. What's it called, the freemader? One World Trade Center is all this says.

The second most. What's the date of that article? Um, oh my God. December. Okay. And the second most expensive is the Palazzo. Second most expensive is the Palazzo. Second most expensive is the Palazzo in Las Vegas. At 1.9 billion.

That's a big gap, dude. Yeah. This one's a huge market. Look at the gold- the Rupi. That's good. Pretty good. You're in Vegas for the first time in my life in February. You never been to Vegas, huh? No, what do I do? Campbell. You like, you don't have good time.

Probably just like, you're a young dude in Vegas. It's come shows. I don't have a lot of money, though. I feel like the guys that have like nice suits and cars. Hey, everybody always says that. Everybody says that. I'm gonna just show up all like, and they're right, by the way. Oh, but they still just say, nothing you nothing you do them about that between nine you're

driven vagus set a curiosity just try to man up don't read into this prostitution legal there right uh prostitution is not legal in the city of Las Vegas uh-huh but is legal in the state of Nevada okay just joking so it's not legal in Las Vegas i listen to us also knew that fact that's just an interesting fact. What? Don't tell me you know the bus. No, why you interested? Don't just curious. Here they like hand out cards and it's like, hey, if you want a good time, call.

Blaine is going literally, literally from drinking a beer to drinking a 50 gram protein shake. I worked out before. For pre-pulled gas pump. He's just pre-pulled gas shit. So I've got the chart there showing all the gold coins. All right. Here it is I see Christmas tree that what's the chili tower dude the shot was 1.9 billion dollars. What's the shard? I don't even know that it's like the newest skyscraper in London. Oh, I open at the top Where's your is it the bird's cuff-cliff? I can't pronounce half of the five billion I want to go to the Sheraton,

I'm going to scroll down here. There's a Sheraton. It's a billion dollar Sheraton. Is that the word? Come on there for some reason. That's rogue, but there's the location of all those places in the year. Well, a lot of these obviously are buildings that can't be, but Pentagon will be worth more than that.

The shot is really recent. Pentagon's got to be a 10 billion. White House is, be like, want to buy the White House. Like, let's say they be a 10 billion white house. Let's be like want to buy the white house Like let's say they make a new house That's like we decided we're gonna downsize. We're tired of cleaning the pool. They go to like a like the white condo It's like they'll move into that the white shit. Yeah Then the white house is no longer Available for the president. It's just like it's been there for like 10 years like no, he's moving to this

Let's just sell it. What is that sell for? It would sell, I would guess, for $2 billion. $2 billion, yeah. Okay. Less than the plot. It's slightly more than the plot, though. Because of its historical value.

Right, not on the material. But they wouldn't sell something like that. I mean, that's a hard question to answer. They just turn into a museum. Take it into consideration, too, though, like, you used, get five years of selling the something like that. I mean, that's a hard question answered They just turn into a museum take a consideration to the like use getting five years just telling the Kremlin I guarantee it's like a lot of tunnels and stuff like a lot of security things and a lot of technology Is there something you want to tell us? conspiracy theory. What are you talking about? He hiding holes? Okay. I actually did no I actually did read a Twitter account

It was like conspiracy theory account for like half an hour. Hey, it got freaked out I like it even conspiracy theorist who's limited to 140 characters No, no, he takes pictures of his texts Oh, who's a picture and then he and he's the system. He's part of the problem. I should have a tumbler Jesus There's some shady shit going down in the way out. Yeah So some racist stuff going down the way out. Do you think when Obama? Like first set foot in the Oval Office is president. He was like Some crazy shit went on in here. What would you ask first day is president? You get the whole the whole advisor team in place

They all sit down. What happened to JFK? Hey, you say aliens aliens aliens. Why JFK when you cared this point who did it? Yeah, aliens see aliens first right aliens aliens first. I would totally ask about aliens You might hear me to be crazier, all right, would totally ask about aliens. You my hair needs to be crazier All right, but we know about aliens. No, what do aliens tell you what you know about aliens? There's no way Once again once again the sky is bigger than the earth There's no way you could hide something that happened in the sky. It gets you totally good

Let me give you an example. Let me give you an example. I flew that little drone up Yeah, I flew it across the river. Yeah. You were at the little park by the river in Austin. It's called a river. It's like a lake, really. But we flew it up over there. You show it with Lake Austin.

Town Lake. Ladybird Lake. Ladybird Lake. It's five different names. We call it a lake, but it's a river. It's a Colorado River. I got the backers. So I flew it out over there.

Then the way the drone works is you look at an iPhone or an iPad or whatever device you have. And you can see the camera. You can show the camera from that. See what you're shooting. So I was looking down at that while JD was working the camera. I then said, okay, well, let's bring it back. It's pretty far out there.

I then went and looked back up where the drone was. Couldn't find it in the sky. So I'm controlling something now that I have no idea where it is. And JD could see it. But I think when you see something in this guy And you're trying to point to other people. There's no way that works There's no way and it took me like a minute to find it and like panic was starting to set in Because he was doing down actually on that on that often subreddit a guy talked about getting one of these drones

He went out to fly for the first time and didn't do the GPS calibration and it just like like got up, the wind took it, and it just went away. And he lost his drone. Geez. He was so upset about it. So is he posting it like a, hey, you live in South Austin, you find this drone. We find a drone, it's got a fluffy tail. And it works at Kaby Toys,

we used to have to demonstrate the toys that we had. One of the big hot products was a remote control helicopter. And I got really good at controlling it. Well, there's this one jackass named Tanner and he flew it right to like this big like Texas woman's bouffant hairdo to know it. Skull tingled up. He got fat.

Did you get fat? Did you get fat for that? Did you get the helicopter? Well as a man we have to cut it out I'm sorry. You can't take you can pay for it. He's really funny. Here I'm gonna I going to read this. I'm going to look at how much the way has it worth.

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They have the whole articles here on how to calculate probabilities. Blains and before we go to Vegas, you can do that. Oh, unfortunately, they don't have a video on how to play craps, they do have like calculating probabilities. I was gonna sit to craps. I was gonna bring somebody that was doing the wrong thing Blackjack's way easier for a starting trip to Vegas that the people at the table will get mad at you a blackjack is a problem That is true and that'll ruin your experience for Vegas a friend that I brought to the parties like your new yours party And so she was really at craps, but she isn't going anymore She like made $850. Yeah, what happened to her and why she stopped going to your trip? Maybe let's talk of hoys Well that worked out. Hey, did you wait seeing you the birthday song changing subjects?

I didn't wait to be the birthday song. Yes, but this is awkward. They sang the birthday song Huh, yeah, no, you actually I'm dating messed it up. She messed up the birthday song. Oh you like the actual, I think actually messed it up. Huh? Yeah, no. Actually, I'm dating messed it up. She messed up the birthday song. Oh, did you blow it? So my, we're celebrating, she was great. She was great, wasn't she? We were celebrating this girl that everybody liked.

And it's just like, the other day, the other day, my wife turned to me and goes, hey, is today's Bernie's birthday or something? I was like, yeah, I guess it's around this time of year. She's like, aren't you going to wish her birthday? my wife uh... turn to me and goes hey today's birdie's birthday or something yeah i guess it's around this time of year he's like are you gonna wish her birthday? yeah we're so i'm pretty might great

i still have it 88th birthday um... during the holidays i was singing a song got to the original song hey birthday auntie hey birthday to you room went silent she's gonna blow up the candles and i was in the back of the room and many more uh... did the room it's like and Manimo

Oh, did you really you drop off like that? Oh my god, oh the cousins are happy were and many I want a fucking ditch oh my god. You just like you just feel yourself falling out of the will that point in time Yeah, god. That's terrible. Hey, so are you gonna do something special for your birthday in 2022? God that's terrible. Hey, so are you gonna do something special for your birthday in 2022? Cuz my birthday is 22 yeah, this is the first time I thought about that. Yeah, yeah, look start laying the groundwork now It's less than 10 years away. I better hide You'll be dead by then hopefully no no, we're not that lucky 22 He'll be fine 2222. Yeah, let us all yeah us all. Yeah. You look baby of the original group. He's totally gone back on all this shit himself

and the face stuff as well. Yeah. If I ever get to the point where I'm not self-sufficient, sure. People are going to do that, Gavin, when they make a joke about something they did not to go through. He was serious. I bet.

At the time I was. He was serious. Now and not so much. Now and that's like close. I'm getting there. Did you guys talk about your new user resolutions? Fuck that. In the lack of. I thought it was mine, I was up filling didn't do it. What'd you down do? Didn't dry? No, you fucked yeah, are you?

Ray is learning how to drive yours was so like being more social. Yeah, I went out and did Oh, I'm not gonna go out cause it's cold You're actually cool. I think you're less social. You think so now. Yeah, I might be I think you were more social at the time You're improving and then you just I think what happened was I moved and I like when you play so much It's like I'm not going anywhere Yeah, but like the whole thing you wouldn't come to Game of Thrones night like real simple stuff. I think that's not simple I don't understand the point of going somewhere to watch Game of Thrones It's like an experience no social events fun

We can't discuss afterwards. I can discuss afterwards the next day No, most of you social events they no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no something meaty happens and everyone's like, oh, that's what enhances I don't like that. I like like I want my favorite memories of the Avengers the movie. It's been Hulk's getting Loki just like slamming him all over the place and I was sedix to you and you're just like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and everyone else did the same. It's really funny. It's not my favorite memory of that movie. Yeah, this is a great moment. The time you that is perfect because you just get whipped out from under the camera like he's in the middle of his big building. He's big. I'm fucking a little just wailing him. One of the old podcast stories

that Gus told kind of came back to me. So remember when you said that you like blew out your asshole playing Rainbow Six? Oh yeah. Yeah. I got hemorrhoids. I didn't blow my ass off. I was just for- Blue is assholes lot by the way Yeah, well I bought like all About three seasons spitting up and everything else over there about three seasons of Game of Thrones on blue right and watch them all in one weekend. Where's the other copper in my ass? I think for days I'm throwing. She sat down on I watched other three seasons a game of Thrones on Blu-ray I went bottom. I'm sitting on a couch. I saw on a couch. She was a very good couch. No, I don't go and Fuck my ass hurt. It was like I got yeah, I think I'm gonna go to not just house before I ever go to your house Maybe my house will be hotter to get my house is $85 million not to a fight so the

Zillow dot com according to them the White House is worth $320 million what that if you want to buy the White House would be 320 million is on the market A regular old house right so they're just like paid cash could I get it for 300 maybe maybe maybe it's not only a bit on the market I think they're talking about like Actually, you know like The materials that go into it and stuff they're not repeating structurally historic thank you for integrating the burp into the city you welcome historically. I think it's a value much more You know, yeah, yeah, I'm sure the shit that's going down in the White House. No, I get a presence of fucked in the White House Yeah, they have president has fucked in the white house. So you pushers probably can see

I'm the one. No, he wasn't. No, no, everyone's shacked in there. Why? I say William Henry Harrison died so fast and he was sick so maybe he didn't Did you enjoy any joke to instead? Yeah, maybe I don't know. I'm not a treadmill joking it. I think how much like Presidential sperm is in that place. Good lord. To this day. To this day that you don't have a fucking cleaning crew? Cleaning shit up?

No, no, no, no, no. They want to leave them up. And they, they put it in black. If I was president on my last day, I would come somewhere really weird and see if I could see it later. Where would you go back? Ever.

You think I'm at the time? You think I'm at the time? It's not been back to the White House. Have you seen the pictures in the Oval Office with all the presidents hanging out and being bros. So honestly, if you're president, the first question you're asking is the old president, where'd you come before you come? Right now, Mr. President, one of those high school books that you

find under a shelf in the library of like all the students who have been there before. Mr. President, why are you going through the old books? Is I hold on, I'm looking for my favorite page. X, like, the president and down where looking for my favorite page. No, like, no, it's not the same thing. I'm going to present it down where they came. Except not as heartfelt and innocent as the example you just used.

Instead, it's like random come stains for President. No, that would come in the book. That would write down where they came in the book. Why not both? Why not both? Yeah. Like, on your way out, you just somewhere, and you write down where you did it.

The list is the name. The list of names. Yeah. The next president can't look at it until they're last today. It's like, they have no idea where it was. You just somewhere and you write down what you did it The next president can't look at it until they're last day. It's like they have no idea where On my favorite cushion. I wonder what the weirdest thing this happened in the White House would be Everyone like with the old presidents all get together They go to Ford and go seriously you gotta tell us top of a chimney. Come on. do you do that how do you do that I reckon like it's funny to a picture of presidents having like diarrhea and stuff that one president like gets stuck in a bathtub didn't he?

the tap was it yeah? yeah that was a big spot? you were so fucking huge they get stuck in a bathtub I saw speaking of your diarrhea thing I saw this series of paintings that someone did, and they posted online of like all world leaders, like on a toilet. Oh, I saw that with a queen on there. Yeah. Wait, the actual, they're not paintings.

No, they just painted. Yeah, it's like, what? What? And they called it like everybody's human or something like that. You know, in a kind of a weird way, it goes back to the discussion we're having about Google Glass, which we got off of really fast Which is essentially I think glass went away Because people just hated it so much. I hate Google Glass. I love all kinds of technology

Like I have an Oculus Rift and I got a dumb drone and that's stupid glass like dumb. It's a cool drone No, no, I know, but it's a stump. It's a dumb thing. Well, you don't need it. I don't need it. Yeah It's like it's not gonna it's gonna make my life fun, but not like gonna prove's just dumb. It's dumb thing. Well, you don't need it. I don't need it. Yeah, it's like it's not gonna make my life fun, but not like gonna prove the quality of my life. It's not like having antibiotics. You know, it's not the same level as that. And like Google Glass is a thing that's just also kind of dumb, it might make your life more fun and a little bit easier.

But it's like there's something about it that people just naturally rejected. And for me, it was like, when you're hammering people's faces. That's what I think it was. I didn't like the idea that anyone could be around recording at all points in time. Like if I walked around the GoPro like this filming everyone,

I'd hate you. It would be like, put it down. But if I walked around with my phone like this, if I walked around like this all the time, I wouldn't assume, I don't have a camera pointing to you. I feel guilty in public when I'm texting or using my phone and if I'm doing it like this, and it's appointed at someone, I feel like very self-conscious about it. I feel like I always have to point my phone down to it. There are people that don't public when I'm texting or using my phone and if I'm doing it like this and it's appointed at someone

I feel like very self-conscious about it. I feel like I always have to point my phone down There are people don't think that Do you really do that self-conscious? Yes. When you're in a retail store Oh, do you think you have to present yourself in a way that shows the staff that you're not stealing something? Yes You do wait, what does that mean? What I'm very self-conscious about my hands and like Make sure he doesn't like have suspicious See I'm an opposite. I want to be questioned and then be turned out to be innocent yeah I don't I do it when I'm around like police officers I act like a

different way because I don't want them to think I think it's fine everything is in order it's so satisfying going through like going through procedure and passing I love that like whenever they search your bag at the airport I mean it's annoying up to a line yeah if there's thinking of handing your button, you're like, see, tell the other guy. Jokes on you, sticky fingers. Now you're gonna take that glove off and throw it away. Ah.

By the way, I want to point out, Jack said it was dumb that I was buying a treadmill for, however much I spent on it, maybe like a grand or something. Well, he's spent $1,500 on Google on Google's he did so Jack went out and bug Google It is that my treadmill is done priority. Oh, you might as well go to a gym or I could just have a treadmill upstairs But I think that Google glass now is gonna be worth a lot more money for him. No, I don't think so. No It's not it's off the mark. I think maybe at some point like 30 years in the future when People are like, oh man. Remember how stupid that was? Yeah, I'd be like a relic. Maybe.

Maybe break it too. Did he? I don't know, I never saw it after the first day. I didn't either. He's, I imagine I'm not gonna run into Jack on the street and his personal mind is gonna be wearing his glass. Google glass headset. It didn't even work with his glasses anyway.

It's ready as a glass. Is prescription? Yeah, like he did, I don't know, I'm some way issue he didn't ever use it. No, I agree with you. That's a silly purchase. I'd rather buy a treadmill, it as a prescription. Yeah, like you did that All right, I'm some way issue. He didn't ever use it. No, I agree with you that says silly purchase I'd rather buy a treadmill stupid. Yeah, a treadmill's good investment speaking of stupid purchases. Yeah, I made one recently total Stupid waste of money. What did Gus buy? did you buy? It's something electronic. Yeah, controlling and thinking something too and here we're gonna come to you guys in a second. What's it?

Gus by it's not sex toy I want to throw something out there as a hint possibly I want to remind everyone that he has a little dog Too that he likes very much. Yes, do you have two dogs? Oscar? What's the other one saying? Oswald and Benjamin? Maybe for remember you'd come over to the house I You're bringing the house and here we see the dogs was in the native environment you've seen one of them yeah when i when i crashed your house

in the version you fucking totally shocked the middle of the night that's how i got to get a bus well drugstore uh... yes well under bites uh... it's gonna be something like kind of ridiculously he bought a dog bed that's your guess that's my guess uh... one those, I think it has something to do with,

nah, no, Gavin you go. You're like staring me down, it's like, the world series of poker, kind of. Can you try and get ready to steal? If I'm bluffing. Was it just a ridiculous dog kennel play toy thing? Dog toy? Dog now, I'll wait dog.

Well, you put me on dog. Well, I just say, I just want to remind you to dog exist. Everyone's seen all electronic stuff. just say I'm just want to remind you to dog exists Everybody's in electronic stuff. Oh, I got on a switch. What a back massaging pad is back What's all she's fucking lights things that Brandon's you both constantly? Yeah, the hue bulbs. All right. What do you got Patrick? They're going to you bulb too You never know I'm You're the best I bought that a few years ago. It was the hue bulbs you did wow What are we?

So we talk about this last week there? Didn't you talk about in the podcast? Yeah, so okay. Well now I want to segue into a further discussion about that Okay, stop saying you want to segue just segue. I'm gonna segue into a further discussion about them You bought a segue? So if you didn't listen to the last podcast, you're going to hear me talk about it. They're just like light bulbs. You replace your existing lights with, and you can have them turn different colors

and control them via app. They are the end of civilization. That's it. We've made every fucking thing in this. So they- It's not. So, sci-fi. Debute their new series for 12 monkeys,

and they have a companion app. You can run on your iPad or your iPhone and it listens to the audio of the show and then customizes the lighting of the hue bulbs in accordance with what's on your screen at the given time. What? So it's like if the lights in the scene are like it's a purple light then all your lights turn purple or if there's time travel happening they start flashing all crazy. Really? Yeah the Todd is just kicking into place it's like you just have if you get a board just one of these dopey light bulbs it's just one fucking blink of light you can't buy one at a thing you can't start a pack that's why I think

comes with three okay like fifty bucks each Brandon is been raving about these fucking things I wish the show was better it's. I watched a TV show like wow this light thing is really cool. This TV show is not. I just know integration. So the only shows that have integration I think are the 12 monkeys TV show and Sharknado won and Sharknado too. And I'm not fucking watch a Sharknado. So I'm not I'm not going to report on how that is. So I'm imagining it recognizes the audio, and then it's pre-programmed, so it's like,

oh, I know once this line is said to turn the color of the light to this. Or it's like Shazam, you know, it recognizes like a... They should do it based off of your aggression level. It's like, it's cool, then it's blue, and it's like... It's about to punch a wife, so we're gonna start yelling that it turns red that would be mooliting Yeah, basically or the other way if you start yelling it just goes everything is blue

Yeah, that's what I think you should be like therapeutic No, fuck that it should help you should be like oh How about you? It's just all right. You feel like God. What do you think therapeutic me? Let me help you so you don't go fucking crazy No, I'll be like with your rage like how you abide you abide smell stuff like I was buying smell stuff you bought some to I bought smell stuff. Yeah dirt. What was the other one you had you had like grass I cloned that were sawdust I got in discussion with a friend and we were talking about how much we like sawdust smell So that's why you smell like sugar like a glass week. Fuck off

So I bought smell of a clone that smelled smelled like side dust because we talked about it. And then I also found they also sold grass, which I've not a smell that I like. You were in it. It's birthday gift. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, but there is a smell called it's just dirt. And you spray dirt. We just talked about it as a recent podcast. But do you think that smell

of vision will make a comeback? I do. And it was just not like they can have maybe like five different pods of stuff. And when sprayed in combination, they give you different smells kind of like a. It's like a color printer. Like a new gym. Yeah. Yeah. And then there was a device to the room. There was a device. It was featuring the cover of wire.

And I'm going to say this was like 1998. And it was exactly what you're talking about. It used building blocks for smells. And it would plug in via USB port. And it would make them so you would have a smell Experience and like using those different like building blocks of sense it could build like 10,000 cents or something like that I feel like it would just ruin the fun of all those smells like smelling something for the first time is so different Then smelling it for the 10th time. Oh, and you get desensitized to it and it's just not as fun anymore There was a riot at Disney World.

It was like a leelone stitch thing where you sit in a seat and then like at one point stitch breaks out of his cage and he goes around and he burps in your face and smells like burp and chili dogs. Gross! For the rest of the fucking day, I was like, I smell like shit. Did that be so funny? Yeah, it's, they sprayed it. He was like, bap!

And I was like, fuck! This kid's around, it smelled so bad it's like And I was like fuck It's really me you were talking about this device that makes 10,000 smells. Yeah, I'm trying to look it up right now I almost was the ice and I thought I thought I was thinking something so stupid the other day I was I don't know why I was thinking about it But I was thinking about different color I think I think I think about painting a wall in my condor something and I was like accent wall nice There are too many colors in the world I was like life would be much simpler if there were fewer colors. Nope. It's like you go to like the only person who wants a

Blondie. Yeah, go to the store and it's like oh, I just want yellow. Well, what kind of yellow do you want? Here are 70 different yellow, but it's perfect because then you pick your favorite yellow. No, no, no That does seem counter to you. Yeah, you it's like I want yellow which yellow You're like what do you mean which yellow you that would infuriate yellow? Yeah, but it's not like they're gonna list off All the names you can just look at the color yellow be like that one. I'm not saying I want Just like seven colors, but you kind of say that fewer of them. Yeah, I like what a hundred not even how many colors are there? Millions I don't know I want 50 maybe so what if you go in the jungle Okay, go on. What's the rest of it?

Everything would be green, but the same green Everything would be solid green. What would your what would be awesome if like camouflage is just a solid green outfit? Because you'd blend it everywhere or two greens. What would your like awesome if like camouflage is just a solid green outfit You'd blend it everywhere or two greens. What would your like World look like your perfect world describe it to me. No basic nope. Yeah, no people. Okay colors plans gray Yeah, if you colors you're seeing they live you like black and white. No neighbors Maybe not black and white machines to talk to you, but not like too much Yeah, I'm gonna be annoying. Yeah. They'll be annoying. Yeah, not where they have like consciousness and not where they're judging you.

He's in his fridge and just like, I'm not stealing. I promise from my fridge food. You can walk, but you don't have to. That's another nice one. Yeah. Would you be like fat? No, no, no. Cause you feel like you're in the work.

Yeah, absolutely. Very clean world. No germs. Okay. Interesting. What? No, no what are you a germaphobe to we've ever talked about that oh I hate germs so do you like

hand sanitizing all that yeah you run our public event that's like germ central I have you ever seen me at that event no I have like hand sanitizer on my belt loops is it like crack your hands and a holsters for hands right now I say what I ever since we started going to cons years ago, it was the first con we went to. The first con we ever went to was Dreamcon in Jacksonville, Florida. Okay. I'd not go to that one. As you and Jeff, we were selling stuff out of a suitcase.

It was way better than that. Just like a masterpiece. Didn't you have Xboxes? No. No. That was a convention that Gus and I went to when they launched Halo 3. And it was like, it was by the guy. Was it by the guy?

No, it was a different group. Okay, and they made their first ever Whatever Con it was like a sci-fi con I don't know I don't know if they make some other kind of comic con or something and We knew we had a feeling is a first-year event that it was gonna be low attended and I think that Exhibitors outnumbered attendees at this event. Oh, yeah, that's rough Not everything in our past is like this glorious like send up to the wonderfulness of we went deep We went to Walmart something's your next box and played pillow three together. Yeah, but he'll three Sovo highway hey, it's our cook or cook

What's what's a con that you would want to exist that does not exist now a con a con? I can talk about cons I don't want to exist anymore. How about that the larp con? You get all that no no no, you pretty fun. I'm a lot of consarpcon. Did you get all that? No. No. No. You're pretty fun. I'm going to get a Larpcon smell bad. Probably. Oh, get out of here. You're looting tick. I wish there was more like, Gus and I used to go to these big, huge paintball events that were fucking awesome.

Those were fun. And I wish we could go back to something like that. Although I feel like all that stuff's been replaced by airsoft. Yeah. I don't like my paint. I just did a fun and airsoft. What? This does everything small and painful? Yes, cheaper though Yeah, there's no visual representation of anything that happened Painballs you've been hit by a paintball for slow mo guys those things are fucking painful. That's why it's awesome

Way more scary way more painful than it's like it's got a good point because it doesn't make it more real They pet for a train you get splashed with it. It's like oh, that was close. Yeah, you pin down Yeah, I got shot in the back at point blank range once by someone. But purely on accident. He's like, buddy, George got shot in the neck. Yeah, I got, I got hit in the balls by a paint ball. I could see it coming. It was really far away. It was way out of range. It was going. It bounced on the ground and then came up and hit me in the ball.

So it was really far. It had bounced. We did lots of ton of velocity, but still like I was standing there and I was like, don't want to keep playing or do I want to call it a day And I sought him and fucking bounce him. You right in my left nut. No, I'm done So it's like that seam out. It's like a seam from the Patriot where the cannibal takes the guys leg off I got hit this day. It was a cold cold day freezing So the balls were hard and then I had a guy with a soup that paintball gun The payables were hard and then I had a guy with a soup that paintball gun The paintballs were hot right in them. Yeah, no, they cause a flea they get cold I just clarifying which balls you were talking about

How cold was it? No, I wasn't even a joke. You know, it's the paintballs. I mean the first time we ever played paintball with Gus we went out about $25 paintball guns and a pawn shop. Yeah, what were they? Talons yeah, they were talent. I remember that. Yeah, right. Yeah. And we didn't even buy the CO2 tecri bought like those little cartridges. Yeah. I mean you guys got fucked up. Yeah, we just like we're like covering our eyes. We're not too empty. And I was like, we were like, let me shoot you first. No, no, no, let me shoot you first. It's like, no, it's gonna hurt. I was like, as an example of me getting shot by pebbles, you use the slumber guys where I got shot by one people

Do you forget the in immersion? I got shot it's a good point like a hundred oh my god Yeah, but that was in slow motion when you got peppered by all those paintballs But guys they were good to a mentor. It was like 700 people fighting in three armies and then the paintball It's like I'm a better term the people seem just kind of fell off and so those are big events don't happen It's not in a lot of people right now. We're of people right now. I'm sure there are a lot of people they're keeping it real after all these years. What was that called? It was called scenario paint. Yes scenario. It was a tournament. It was a scenario. It was a vipers scenario. Yeah. So it was a kind of paintball. It's a differentiate between what teams there's three teams. Oh, yeah, so we

Are meant yeah, I mean we do a starcraft theme down if you're a big starcraft Oh, but it was like one team was the terror and the ones that pro-dawson was the sirg and everyone's Yeah, well everyone had like different that your team had different abilities and like upgrades You could do a while you were out there. That's what I can done. No, it was awesome It was it was pretty close to larping. I mean really was I mean like there's like objectives and everything like that There was a tank. There was a tank somebody had like a tank dude a tank like they were also automated turrets that were motion sensing That like they were just pink pink ball guns or a paintball markers on tripods that would just sweep left to right Every day detected motion. They just start firing fully automatic engineer

It's like this is like 99 2000. Yeah, so today would be like drones and shit firing at us I mean you do that off to red vests. Please started. No, we did it before no because we were doing it with George from telling it Yeah, we did it. I think we went to one game I remember seeing about yeah, but we actually did a red versus blue one. Yeah, that's the one I've seen pictures of yeah, yeah By personnel. I'm gonna see the starcraft. Let me see if I can look this Pain grenades by the way, and no they're not as fun as that I saw guy. We were going there There that's not a joke. Holy shit. That's a tank that is from the event. What is it shoot out of the main barrel? It shoots paintball A lot of like a hundred and one go coming your way. I'm imagining like bowling balls

I'm imagining like bowling balls. I was going paintballing once and there was this guy who's like a dad. And I just remember watching him was like, this isn't going to go well. He just bought a paintball grenade. He was reading the instructions out loud. I was like, remove cover. Okay. Pull tab. Okay.

Pull it and then it just fucking excercise. Wow, you're a better one than the ones we had in immersion. We had those like just rub a socks with paint and we thought that the fuse was gonna set it off it's just it just unlocks the top and you throw in and paint like this like microtus jizzed it all over himself that was a fun immersion that was the one that i think took the most amount of

technical it was the most he's to set up was the most painful one patching from our control room he was out there and he was running the the the the the the the the the screen yeah that's it and that's a mask behind it a jeep it's bullshit how do you take that down it's got a name called a fair it right it had a you can see that's target on the side of the door you have to cover it with cover the target with a

people now yeah so you could with people yeah you know you had to cover it with cover the target with people. Yeah, so you could with people Yeah, you need to cover the hand If you hit the target, you know, you've covered it with your rage when the light turns red It's dead like me But it was it was it always had like a escorted guys like a ring of guys around it to to keep people from like Not in front of it, but like around the side of it and around the back because the tank had limited visibility. It's actually called what's it called a ferret?

We learned ferret. Ferret, yeah. Yeah. It's a pussy's name. No, no, it's pretty, it's not real tank. Ferret! Yeah, but you would watch this thing like you'd be walking down this road.

This place was huge. So there was a back road that we'd be walking down towards the enemy encampment. We'd be like going slowly through the brush and all and stuff or like along the side of the road. Chalves in the trees. And then yeah and all the stuff along the side of the road. And then the exact same fucking tank came around the corner. That is the closest I hope I'll ever get to actual war watching a tank come around

the corner. And you're like, everybody just was immediately scattered into the brush. Like you said, again, the trees was like, it was a road with heavy trees and forest on the side. It was like, fuck, and just like,omp, like, immediately disappeared into the trees. Guys have like a thousand yard stare from a paper. No! It's just a cold winter day.

What is this one? I would totally do that again. I would totally do that. I would totally do that. And it was also, by the way, it was 36 hours. Yeah, you would play at night. You would play in the middle of the night. 3am, you were out there like... It's like in the dark in your eyes with this big...

You would have a couple of guys with night vision goggles, and you would huddle up around them, and they'd be like, you know, 50-hour from that direction. Two guys, and they're like pointing them out, and it's like the guys would have a couple of guys with night vision goggles and you would huddle up around them And they'd be like you know 50 on that direction to guys and they're like pointing them out and it's like Glow in the dark pit also it's like You would you would put a couple in your hopper that way every now and then you'd have a tracer Like every other one. Yeah, yeah, wow It was a lot of fun. We had a good time doing it So could you hire out a whole paintball place and just have a recit-teeth for us as a recit-teeth? Uh, I'll talk to you about that.

Yeah. I'm going to cast. There's a recap on you. Oh, okay. But the thing that sucked about it was when you'd be like walking, you'd be like, that's your stick. What's that? And then you're like, there's somebody like four feet away from you.

And there's the moment of like, what's the yield? Is that what you point to down on? It's a yield. If you do close, you point to them. It's a yield if you're too close to your money that yield rule lasted about probably about an hour of like because somebody would go yield and then somebody would shoot them up like boom boom boom and so people just stop saying yield and you get lit up from like 10 feet away on your knees and executions and if you've ever been hit by a paintball gun. I mean nobody's a winner when you're like 10 feet away and you're firing at each other So that's really how much is it suck?

To like pay for this whole thing and then you just get shot like immediately Oh, you you would respond like every half hour. There's a hospital. You had to walk to the hospital Met it. Yeah, to drag you So you know to walk in the hospital and then You would if you got there there was a respawn every half hour So if you got there like 12-1 you had to wait all the way to 12 30 But if you got there like 11-59 you were out of a minute later every half hour I'm the dumb towards the hospital as it's ticker people would they be like respawned so much and then people would be running

You know, but then some people they're just like you know, I'll just do an miserable covered in paint Go down a walk you have to we're just like, you know, who just do an miserable covered in paint go down the wall? Oh, look, you have to buy more paintballs when you run out. Oh, yeah, it's made a ton of money selling paintballs. I think you can't bring your own, but you were going to run out. It's like, oh, you can buy these at an inflated price because you're right here, and it's convenient. Yeah, and you had to like put it with a clock or gun.

I don't know, all the terminology that used to be so well. I can't even like, you had to like, you had to measure the speed of the pay-balls coming out your gun You can only be at a certain level a little measurement thing had this go to fire range pop pop pop up Yeah, they marked did tell you where your gun your reading was You had to like lower your pressure when I got shot in the back from I was waiting to Climb my gun and then someone in blind behind me took his barrel plug out and fucking shot me right in the back So what's Friendly fire. What's stopping you from just telling it back up? Nothing. Nothing. The fact that you need an Alan

wrench to do it, which everyone just had a fucking. I mean, like clocked in at 150. Okay, you know, cool. 800. I mean, there was a point time, uh, to when they like after like everyone was on the woods on all night, every like six hours when they had a break for a meal or whatever, they would do a full battle. They would get all three armies on one field

of 700 people running towards each other in a big line in fucking firing. That was crazy. I mean, with the people barricades, you need to be trying to run barricade to barricade and make your way up. And then you'd get to a point, especially at night, you'd get to a point where it's like,

it was like a foxhole, you'd be sitting there with your buddy, and you'd be like, wait, did the enemy just advance behind us, you've like turned around, it's like, oh fuck, like everyone, like we are facing the wrong way, like we're facing this direction, but everyone else around us is facing in that direction. He's like, oops. I don't remember if it was you or if it was Jeff,

but there was a thing we're out in that field, where there's a big blank kind of field with like a bunch of man-made obstacles in it. Like a more traditional paintball field with pallets and shit and like man-made are like building stuff, like plywood stuff. And it was middle of the night. We couldn't see anything. And I was like here, pop! And I go, what's that? And it's a flare. A red flare goes up and he goes, pop up in the sky and I go, oh that's cool. I know we're watching it and then I look down and I see Gus playing his day.

Like like it's broad daylight, he's all red I go. I can see, can you see me? Cause yeah and all of a sudden, we got lit up. I got so lit up my paintballs. The funny thing was, I was like, that was the first time I've ever seen a flare thing was, I was like, that's the first time my life I'd ever seen a flare like that.

I was like, wow, that's really cool. It's got like a little parachute. You were looking at it, it's like, wow. And then you realize, we're about to get fucked. I'm never looking at it. We're looking at it. There we go. I can see you.

Can you see me? I can't. Was it just a lovely little calm before the storm? But everyone around is looking at the thing. It's like we both need what was coming. It's just caught every warm It's welcome to be got a voice But I would totally do that again. Yeah, I would absolutely would do that I feel like everyone should have one cigarette on them just for their entire life just just for moments like that I don't smoke but here we go. This is it

Through the fucking pain bomb mask Could I like a little deal-grible hole? It's just hanging in there Oh shit, I think Dale Grible from King of the Hills in a mile time favorite cartoon characters See the see the he's Gabba. He's the exterminator right here. Yeah, the crono. That's that's what was called crono okay crono crono your panel is like people on through like a hundred forty feet a second I think was a one forty there's one forty in the day one twenty at night maybe yeah yeah

it's a great time to 200 and give a shit I'm surprised at how fast paint bulls move I've I filmed them slow down and they're still pretty fast people say freeze them that's actually a bad idea because they're like not evenly weighted so if you freeze in the bad idea because they're not evenly weighted. So if you freeze them to like, yeah, they're not completely full. Because there's like, I'm sure air in those things probably, right?

Yeah. Or does water, they might be better manufactured now. Yeah. There's liquid expand. Water expands when frozen. It's one of the, I believe it's one of the few liquids that does that.

I think you paint only substance in the universe that does that you would put yourself through willingly? What? What's the most, aside from like paintball? Dental work? God, I mean, I used to think like I did paint it. I did work stream then that. If I was a spy, I could put you torture. I couldn't.

So you snap off the tooth. Oh yeah. Easily. I like they put that in my mouth. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm to think like I did. I did. I was extreme than that. If I was a spy, I could see these torture. I couldn't.

Did we go away? So you snap off the tooth. Oh yeah. Incidentally, they put the hammer in the chisel in my mouth, and I'm just like, I'm done. I can't let it sleep the teeth. You like you. Wait, what?

You might think about it. You like have a romanticized thought. Yeah, if I was tortured, I'd never crack, but then you watch like, I can even put a different place. Like a fake scene. Like George Clooney and Cereanoano and they pull his nails out. Oh, and it's like, no, no, I would tell them

everything they wanted immediately. Or if you ever in a situation where like, I'm about to feel pain, let me see if I can take it. No, I can't. Yeah, let me see. No, I can't, like in a real world scenario, I don't even know what that is, like a shock or something like that, and you know you can't take it.

It's just like, I wouldn't, like if they gave, what to torture you and they were like, yankin teeth out or cracking your fingers, like breaking your fingers. You would be done, right? You'd give up immediately. Yeah. Especially when they think confessions under torture, legitimate.

Yeah, whatever you wanna hear, I'm saying it. Yeah, they're great. Absolutely. Just stop, you know know whatever you're doing we're never see a scenario where they have the rope with a knot in it and they just keep slamming it into his testicles I got an edge I guess I haven't seen that the dudes James Bond yeah they take all his care off cut a hole in chair and just swing a rope with a knot under the chair legs into his undercarriage yikes, and they get they get him like five or six times with it

Fucking retract that shit man pull that pull that shit home his balls are probably just like Bush. Yeah, I don't know how he could have a little bond after that. You probably can't Yeah, that was my injury from painball Not to compare to that in any way But you'd go into like you'd be runny you move up and you have to like slide into like barriers and stuff Anyway, but you'd go into like you'd be running you move up and you have to like slide into like barriers and stuff And we call you so I ran up and I slid into a berry and I slid in like this and there was a dude Right there had an angle on me and I'm laying flat like this and you shot a paper like right under it right in my Gooch

Right when I'm laying on my side just bam And I think I raised your hand with your head and I raised my hand. I got my head and the guy goes oh man And I think you raise your hand with your head and I raise my hand. I got my head and the guy goes oh man I'm sorry because I'm sorry. I was like it was I went back So was that was there the cushioning of fabric like obviously When you wear something over your Gucci. It's kind of tight It wasn't it wouldn't the fabric wouldn't have been in and against your Gucci. I mean you have some trampoline. negligible. That's exactly how much Krishna I had from fabric in any scenario. No matter

tension, space, putting some air into your asshole. I didn't get me quite any I saw the best finish today. But okay. Wow. I'm curious see how this is going to lead to the best thing. I was just because air up is also Let me do it. Still curious. That's right around the island. That was just to air my asshole.

There was this gif of like an alternative to a plunger where this toilet was just full of poopy water. Way up and they put this plastic thing around the rim. They put it like a seren wrap. Yeah, and the middle is like raised like this and you just push on the middle and it like plunges a little poop away It's too much work because you gotta make I know exactly what you're talking about it means you don't have to have a plunger You're like a plunger. Yeah, but you don't have to have like a something that went in the poop what that pops Yeah, that's I was thinking because you were really good in the steps you've got where you got to like peel it off in the ceiling

I don't know it just look really satisfying if we can find the clip it just looks so good Like I really want to do it. It's not a good one. I mean, there's no real poop It was just a gif of the self-cleaning toilet and Spreads the shit like it's peanut butter a happy brain is in this moment Happy is we're talking about like on the seat. Yeah, so like what it does is it takes like a brush or something. So it's like, all right, you get off the toilet. It just brush pops up and then it like cleans the toilet.

You know, the whole circumference of it. Well, someone took a shit on the stool. So the brush just went, wha- I mean, just like pain at the whole thing. Pain at it is a good word Kajun guys. We listen to Blaine doesn't get the job at Rujji that never happens. Where's Blaine working today? Where is he? Like you you were an intern you graduated graduation. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. The rock tweeted you

Where's Blaine today like where is he working? Mail model. Mail model? What do you think? What do we talk about? If you didn't start working your receipt, say we didn't say, Oh, I don't know. Did you not understand the question? No, no. You're making fun of him. You're university in Texas. I'd say you'd probably work for a television station locally. Yeah, that's it. Local TV. What would it be an anchor?

No, you would not be an anchor. I can't think can't think i'm trying to mediate any of the job like a job where you can like talk reality shit smear and run thing means I happy about reality show like a speed dating reality show or something like the real world awesome i can totally see blin is a reality show can tell you fun you guys that's all about it's a horrible thing you know what it's like to be a great reality show you would they would pull you on immediately why

Crash people it would see you That's smart the smart and smitten I said there's smart dude mocha Dude come for this problem is like every time I say something and Gavin calls me on it I didn't watch the podcast later and he's absolutely right every time i miss pronounced the word or is that it wrong you still know me when i did it but now you got my head you're fucking with me a big bush i feel it point out we have a drawing from loren uh... gavin as president mr. president

where did you come it is collective gas wait uh... you can't become president now you, you can't. I'm sorry man. Is that limiting to you? You've been going to try to become president. Yeah, I'm just take the shoe off Would you ever run for political office gamut? It could to be a politician not be the worst thing in the world Yeah, you guaranteed the disappoint tons of people. I mean, I do that every day

My life speaking away. Speaking of ways. It doesn't affect anyone. We didn't talk about this when it came up. Did you hear about what the, maybe you talked about podcast where I wasn't here. Did you guys talk about what the stupid thing is, the Austin city of Austin did with the New Year's Eve celebration?

Yeah, we have not talked about that. So New Year's Eve happened, with some of you may be aware of, where it was one calendar. Yeah, December 31st, and it was January 1st, usually that indicates the transition of a year. So there was a New Year's Eve celebration. What happened that night? It was freezing, right? And it might rain. And it might rain and it was

freezing. So it might be freezing rain. So the city of Austin said, we're having this big New Year's Eve celebration. Okay, but it's going to be freezing rain tonight. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to postpone it. We're going to postpone the New Year's Eve celebration until sometime in late January. It's what they're going to do. So they postpone, they postpone you to see if we're not canceling it. It's postpone. Is that why they're not following? Yeah. So it's still 2014 and Austin. They literally said that they're not, they're not canceling the event. The event is being postponed. It'll be held in the later. So there's a bunch of assholes out. The Senpita first, 2050. Count at the later. So there's a bunch of assholes out. The 1st, 2015.

Counting down to nothing. There's a group of people in Austin like we're now like December 48th. It's where we are. 2014. That's the date where we are. I'm looking to crap about New Year. Even a week into January. I guarantee the person who came up with that was the innovation czar.

Cheap innovation officer. What is the innovation office? Did. Chief innovation officer. What is the innovation office? Did you hear, speaking of innovation, did you hear Elon Musk's plan to develop space internet? Yeah, he wants, you know, Richard Branson announced it and then the next day Elon Musk did it. Yeah. The same thing. They're just shooting internet into space. Yeah, he wants to launch 700 satellites around the earth to develop internet

And I didn't like I think this part was like why is life a space astronauts? No, no, it's like internet that can be accessed anywhere globally via space like you don't need to have landlines run right and he said you they would free internet from terrestrial wired connections. So we compute it to satellite into that computer your computer up to the satellite back down to another country. I mean that sounds kind of absurd, but like phone calls, you know, I mean people. No, absurd at all.

Sounds like a great idea. And he said that it was hoping that you could use it as like a launching pad to then create an internet for Mars, which is what we talked about about me going to Mars out of spite about having an internet connection there. You know what, you know why it doesn't seem strange to me is that because GPS is a thing, I don't know when that happened. Like I don't know when we went, I know when we landed on the moon, you know, I know when we've talked about like when we launch a space shuttle and things like that

I have no idea when GPS was invented all of a sudden just one day we all had GPS there were What's just a clock? How many satellites? Dozens of satellites in the air? It's just different. It's just clocks, isn't it? Okay Well, like it's not a thing. It's just you measured the time delay between a bunch of clocks That communicate with you about what their time is. I can't fun.

I can't run out of time. Why would you put a satellite in space that didn't communicate with you but in every satellite there are dedicated GPS satellites like I don't even know what is a GPS satellite is every satellite help you figure out I don't think so no I mean I'm sure they're dedicated so the very first satellite had GPS why are those in geosynchronous orbit too why do those rotate? Well, I don't know either. I know I GPS move wouldn't it what coming back to our other conversation otherwise GPS would change all the time not very geo synchronous orbit What if we're like they put the if they put the satellites in geosynchronous orbit I guess it's just math at that point a figuring out like how fast it's going to say that they did that what's that?

I said they did that, but I think I was wrong. I think they are an accident, aren't you, you're synchronized orbit? Oh, maybe they are. They're making noise. No, they move. They move. They definitely move, because I've seen GPS

isn't like they lose a satellite, like, because it goes away. What is it? So they stay in orbit. So Earth is going around the sun. You guys are totally different conversation than I am. I'm just talking about, I don't know when the GPS from where I'm from. I imagine was initiated.

I'm not saying GPS. That's what the government is not saying. Clock was on the first satellite that they sent. I think it was late 70s, early 80s, was when it was developed and implemented for military use. And I think civilian GPS did not come about till the mid to late 80s. And it was just cost prohibitive until mid 90s, I wanna say.

Now, the GPS satellite constellation, the baseline satellite constellation consists of 24 satellites, positioned in six Earth-centered orbital planes with four operation satellites, and a spare satellite slot in each orbit. Oh, nice to have a spare satellite. One satellite goes down again, another one. Nice. This isn't going to support a constellation of up to 30 satellites in orbit. There's got to be somebody who's way way way way smarter than anybody on this podcast. I'm figuring out like orbits and like what's in an orbit and what's the chance of when it's

gonna hit something else. There's also a special level of orbit where they just dump old crap. There's like a dedicated space around the earth where it's just like we don't need this anymore. Oh so they push you to the different orbit? Yeah I'm not sure if it's higher or lower than the main stuff, but this is like a dead lie. I would hope so. So that everything doesn't have to go through it to get up to the good. But you are you're imagining there being like just tons of crap blocking away. The sky is massive. You'll never hit anything. I saw gravity. Yeah. I thought gravity. Yeah. I was flying it towards the lady bird lake bridge.

I was flying it towards that. I stopped it every time I thought I was getting way too close to the bridge. Close enough to where to freak somebody out. You could go and see the bats. Yeah. Well, actually, I was worried about disturbing the bats. I actually went out and flew the drone in downtown Austin because I really, like even said to the kids,

we're probably not gonna be able to do this very long. They're probably gonna put a limit on where you can fly these drones. Probably. That's not Christmas Day. I saw, like, there was a whole Tumblr blog about dads and their drones ruining Christmas. And it's like all different levels of drones and, like, it was like a big gift this year. And next year

It'll probably like everybody will have like also how close how close to the airport can you fly it right like planes come in low of a road Here's what I learned I learned Thanks to the instruction manual this thing that there are GPS zones which are specified is no fly zones for RC stuff and is the drone Or it and the drone will not fly in those areas Wow, it just it's it's built into it that it won't fly in those awesome I can't get out of it, but why would you yeah? Why would I know if I if I had devious purposes made right? It's probably like a database in it like a massive what how much? Different like memories and that thing, you know, yeah, I don't know

I mean you fucking know two hundred six gigs like this big now, you know? Drones are gonna like be just shitty. Like the more common they get, like you imagine being in like a higher rise apartment. I totally agree with you. You know, and then you're just like, you just come out of the shower and there's a fucking drone. Or like several drones, like, I can just imagine it like,

it's gonna be like fifth element, but it's just crap just flying over the place. Oh, it's gonna be like, there's gonna be drone traffic. I mean, we have that now, when you look at the skyline, you see like power lines everywhere. You don't really notice power lines of you look for them and they're fucking everywhere. Yeah, everywhere. And pretty soon it'll be like that

but like up to like 500 feet. It'll be just random. You know what else is everywhere in an airport? The sprinklers on the ceiling. If you look at how many there are there's like hundreds in every room. But that's good though. It's like that in every building though, isn't it? It's like, I was just LAX. I like Gavin. It's like three feet apart in every direction from each other. This place is going to drown. It's going to fill up. Something happened like in the early 1900s or the 1800s where people got like overconfident with fire like oh the buildings on fire let's not get out of the building let's you know do whatever and then hang out

for a little bit or maybe like who wanted to hang out in a fire that's what I'm saying some happened and they set all these rules for fire like here at the building at stage five we have to have like a buffer around the entire building for a fire lane and like there's fire lanes for cars and everything like that but like I'm sorry in a building like you can't stand in front of a fire exit you know you can't stand there because you're blocking a fire exit you know just insurance that you're a living person if you're living in flammable you're never blocking a fire exit you leave the fire but it's like if a building catches on fire you just get out of the building

there's four exits here like if if this building catches on fire you just get out of the building. There's four exits here Like if if this building caught on fire how long would you take you out of the building about two seconds? Right about two seconds. I wouldn't want to go to my office and grab some things There's a couple of nice and that's on you at that point go for it If you want to do it, but it's like I don't ever feel like I'm trapped in a building now if I'm not high rise That's a little different But if I'm in LAX and there's a fire at LAX, is my life in danger? No, no. Well, I try to do the fire. If a plane crashed into it and jet fuel went everywhere, you think the sprinkler's gonna put out a jet

crash? You're crazy. I love that. I love that. I love that. I'm sure the filing stuff Christine Err, scooge Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Yeah, we need to totally rethink all that stuff. It's too much overkill with that. Yeah literally You can't in a in a one story building or a floor a bit for the point where you can get fined So opening a door. You just can't occupy the building But tell you can't have a business in here because any second of fire is gonna break out and it clearly We're have all these rules that are based on like 1890 when everything was built out of wood in turpentine Yeah, and it was like nobody was smart enough to get out. They're like I'm still gonna work You know the fire coming at me. You know I've discovered that goes up like a bitch dead Christmas trees

They you just touch them with a spot and it's instantly up We we burned our Christmas tree last night. We know we cycle as we burn our Funeral style. It's awesome. It's pretty cool. They they go up. He's exactly right I want to film on like waving it around in slow-mo and see if it looks mesmerizing. Yeah, Christmas lights are still there. You would not be able to do that. Why? That last night burning a section of my Christmas tree, which I would cut in sections,

it's like a seven foot tree. So these are like maybe like foot sections, like this may. One of the sections, the needles like all caught at once and it made a flame so high it was hitting the branch of the tree above us like I got the hose out and was ready to like spray it on the branches up there the spring metal and we got to talking about it too how fucking hot

is a force fire because you've all started fires at some point your life started campfire that is you're actively trying to start a fire and you can't do it with dry wood it's a difficult thing to start a fire and if somebody like chopped a tree branch off of a tree that here like this I'm very like i'm not doing that it's impossible but it's impossible but a forest is living trees that are all catching on fire

think about how hot that is yeah it is hard to to burn according to information provided by natural resources Canada An average surface fire on the forest floor might have flames reaching one meter in height and could reach temperatures of 1472 degrees Fahrenheit. Oh 1400 degrees that's how The sun It is the sun isn't that hot was to away 1400 degrees the sun's way

No way so you'll say the sun is twice as hot as an oven we can we can get a dude to the sun now I think every time the forest fire earth the sun is like Jesus what is going on down there? It's too hot the sun the sun is just this sun's like sun temperature is 5778 Kelvin Sun temperature is 5778 Kelvin. Oh, I'm trying to find a conversion here. Well, zero Kelvin is absolute zero. And it's the same degrees as Celsius. So, yeah, absolute zero is 90. 90, 90 degrees Fahrenheit.

What? 9,940 degrees Fahrenheit. Pretty close. That's the surface of the sun. Pretty close. Every day's middle of the sun is going to be so hot you wouldn't even feel it. could we put a guy on the Sun feel a 14-hour fire either it wouldn't you just like I'm instantly dust by give you 1400 degrees of

Heat or 9000 you would not be able to tell the difference. It's not like coconut Pepsi It's like it is over the level it would you discriminate? No each one right would crisp me from way further away. 1400 degrees? Yeah. What is the distance? Well, like 1400 degrees, where you are, wouldn't hurt me that much. What?

Oh, you're such a liar. I would feel the heat. I wouldn't be dehydrated and turned into a pepper army. Gavin is literally saying if he was about six or seven feet away from a forest fire, he would be fine. You saying you would be okay? I'm just I'd be like this. Oh, God. Hey, remember when you blow up the car? Uh-huh. Could you feel the heat and was it uncomfortable from that? I can feel the heat. How far away were you? Like 30 feet?

That was not 4,200 degrees. I guarantee you. How hot was it? That was probably, that was an explosion. Yeah, you know how hot the inside of an explosion is? It's explosively hot. Guarantee was like half the temperature. I'll do you. Yeah, guaranteed. It is crazy to think that you can literally feel the heat

of the sun from 93 million miles away. And you can feel like, you think like, six feet away, it's fine. But just think about like the sun, the sun from 93 million miles away. And you can feel like, you think- But six feet away, it's fine. But just think about like the sun, the way it sends out energy too. It's like it sends it out. It's gotta be so dissipated,

just from like going through space that far and like- It's cold in space. You get like one little degree that strikes the earth, and by the time you reach the earth, it's spread out so- Yeah, but it's so damn many of them.

I know, it's just like, it's so hot. It's just like the sun is so freaking hot. This is the point we are now at the podcast We're talking about the sun is really hot It's it's about time to wrap up We're talking about this much science and this much sun and converting kelvin to Celsius and Fahrenheit I see the GPS part of the sun It's the corona, isn't it? No, I'm not asking what is it? How is it? I don't know dude. I'll try to get up

I'm kidding. It's 9,000 degrees. It's 9,000. How about how is the nuclear I don't know dude. Oh try not get up. It's 9000 degrees. It's 9000 How about how does a nuclear explosion 9000 degrees sure? That seems like made out yeah, but that like they their shadows In Japan where people were like oh, it's a bomb And then there's like a shadow better killed by the light We and no we already we already did that we did right already all right Well, thanks I lot for watching. We're back on Wednesday with the patch.

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