Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #310

Episode Date: February 10, 2015

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie, comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motor-mouthed outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only only on peacock. Hey everyone, welcome to the Ristuth Podcast. This week the podcast is brought to you by Proflowers and Sherries Berries. Want to give them a shout out? We're definitely going to talk about them more later in the podcast, either icons up there, with a certain holiday around the corner. It's time to think about what he says, a certain holiday. Because I'm teasing the fucking Adred later. Yeah, but what is it? No, he doesn't want to blow his load on Valentine's Day just yet.

Yeah, we might get lost I can't wait. I love all the outreach everyone else is done. I think I think I was just Blending ahead their Megan. He's like just saying someone's gonna listen to this on the same page Maybe you go what the fuck down? I think you think somebody's gonna be like he's made a timeless. What is that? I better keep I find out what holiday it is That's his way of boycotting a holiday. I just want to mention it.

He would. Then it will catch on and then it will go away. Yeah. I guess we should do introductions this week. This week the podcast with Gus. David wasn't ready. You didn't do me into them and then weren't ready. Newcomer Adam Covex.

Hi. Yay, welcome. Hey, thank you. Meg's first appearance in the podcast. Yes, I am Bernie. Hello. I'm slow-comer Gus Slow-coming this new comer Old timer

Oh, the real slow-comers old timers the same thing right just like over time. It's like it gets lazy It just like barely makes it out of there. It just becomes an oom Dust comer. And we're off to a good start for Valentine's Day. You know, I'm talking about a certain holiday coming up. I read something on Reddit that this is a good decision to lead him for Valentine's Day, because we have a couple on the podcast. Congratulations, Gavin.

Thank you. I'm so excited for you, too. I read something on Reddit was one of those, what's the the cringing seal your meme guy pretty much are you Adam I hate maims but I know of them yeah cringing seals a new one yeah it's like a socially awkward seal yeah yeah okay situation seal awkward situation seal that's what it's that and it was a girl who wrote it that her her boyfriend gave her a lovely birthday gift on his ex's birthday

That he's like sugar birthday was a person your Oh Is that let's not as bad as saying the wrong person's name there right because at least that pussy guess it gives I know about that as opposed to a load And then how does the information get to that point where you're like, here's the gift that goes, oh, it's a wrong day, it goes, oh, it's a good of my ex-girlfriend's like, don't you just, don't your brain just say, stop talking now?

Yeah, exactly. It's a wrong day. I meant, I saw this and I thought of you. And I just wanted to get some. Like when does he stop? And he's like, also, I think of her when I'm having sex with you. Like, what's this, just stop, just stop, you idiot.

And it goes on Reddit and makes a meme. And he's like, oh, I got cars. I need that back, I need to go give that to her. Sorry, I gave it to the wrong person. It was the wrong box. Yeah, so sorry. I like how you're living on the edge, you're living dangerously, Gavin.

And the beer is mostly half off. I put my laptop on the edge of a table one time for a podcast, I think it was podcast 300. I still hear about that to this day. It was like if my leg is the table it was like over there like that And it was like the corner of it was barely hanging off people online careful Out they free people online have never broken a laptop It's true. It's true ever never ever happen They will tell you how to how to take care of your laptop. Where's we don't give a much shit about anything?

It's fine when like the edge of a circle meets no I hate it. That makes me very uneasy. Thank you every single time he does that I move his beer for him every time you do it I You hear about it. It's like a nice Shade I do it over here now. It's visually please. Oh, you're both assholes burning like you were talking about I like you we evolved to the point where we catch things with our feet now. I'm already planning to catch your beer.

I don't know why. I would catch your beer with my foot. What would it do? You would just rock it into him. I would just rock it into him. I would just rock it into him. Do we talk about that on the Fun House podcast? Fun House.

I don't know where the podcast ends in life begins anymore. So I'm afraid of like, and now there's two of them. Well, you may have brought that up on a past podcast that I listened to on my, well, it was like Bernie's my best friend on the podcast and he told me, so like now I don't, I just say generally, I'm like, remember when you said.

The worst is I'll have to try to avoid talking to people because I don't want to get into the hazy memory thing where it's like, do I tell them that on the podcast or do I tell them that like in a personal interaction? Is that your excuse now? And I just, excuse now to just keep myself locked up all the time? I was in your office earlier to be like, save it for the podcast.

I started talking about something else. You're like wasting it, save it for the podcast. But you were saying you were just telling me to shut up. Everything you were saying was gold. No, not that. You are just a fucking, everything comes out of your mouth. You just spew it. Like I remember what you said.

Oh, love, before we get to that. OK, I'm sorry. So I do want to tell you something. I mean, Twitter has pointed out in the wide shot that our Xbox live Sowing in the background is turned off. It's not live. It's sad. It's down Xbox live is down amateur hour we forgot to turn it on so now by the way whenever Xbox live is down You can go and see what's wrong with it on the settings on your Xbox one. It's always like Xbox live is fine

Except content usage and social. It's always like Xbox Live is fine except content usage and social. It's like what's left? What are we gonna do with this bloody thing? You slits. Did you guys put it in a revolve? Yes. You did? Okay.

Why is a big move into not pre-order revolve? That game. Because there's about a thousand different editions of it, right? Like if you pre-order you get this and you don't get that. Or they, yeah, but if you pre-order you get good stuff, right? And they left that all the stuff that you didn't pre-order. Right. Or they looked at all the stuff, but some of the stuff they left that's totally why I did it

I was like yeah, of course I'm sucker You're encouraging the I'm part of the show because what what am I gonna do make a $60 statement? They're not gonna notice and then I'm not gonna have cool stuff It's like I will punch myself in the face to spite you got you guys Let me tell you something. Let me tell you I have higher standards to you obviously I was like there's no way I'm not doing it because I understand the need to know Preorder stuff and you know hold stuff back from the game

I was like absolutely absolutely absolutely then today I was like I can steal preorder and get that right yeah close enough I pre-ordered it today. I literally pre-ordered it like an hour ago The really funny thing to me is I hate pre-orders like I don't know if you remember like back in our drunk gamers days When we would you know right for that site I would just rail about how stupid pre-orders ward how there I don't know if you remember, like, back in our drunk gamers' days, when we would, you know, right for that site, I would just rail about how stupid pre-orders were and how there was no point and how worthless it is, but now that you get everything digital and I don't have to go anywhere, I pre-order everything. Yeah. Well, just so it shows up on your Xbox.

Yeah, I just, like, I wake up the morning and comes out, like, oh, I'd already download it. I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting for this.

I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting for this. like they did, I think they moved like half-life too. It was like, we'll put it on your system a week beforehand, so all you have to do is unlock it, and it's ready to go. Yeah, you can do that with Xbox too. Yeah, yeah, exactly what I'm saying, like that's nice, but when it's like pre-order and then you can download it the same day as everyone else in all the servers crash,

that's not good, like that's silly. You look pre-load makes sense. When was they moving? Valve was hacked, and half-life too's entire source code was released, were like two years before it came out or something like that? Yeah, I think it was supposed to be like six months before it came out, but because of the leak, they pushed it back like a year and a half or something. Right. Did you download it?

No. No. I don't think I've ever done that. Like I didn't download the Sony stuff either. It's the Sony leaks, sir. It was widely available, the Half Life 2, like early releasing, and it was like, you ever see like a GMAT error, where it's the giant error word? It like a role play, an object or a texture, which says error.

There was plenty of that, but it was like, very mundane. But you can play with the physics and stuff like that. It was kind of cool, but it was also like, not much was lost from this leak. And then they ended up catching the guy. They tricked him, do you remember that? So I think they actually didn't get here. Didn't I say they wanted to give him a job or something?

Is that guy? Yeah, yeah. But I think he actually didn't get on the plane or I say they wanted to give him a job or something? Is that that guy? Yeah, yeah. But I think he actually didn't get on the plane or something. You did? Or did they catch him? I think Gabe knew it, like tackled him at the airport or something. Oh, that'd be awesome.

God, he's such a bad guy. So can you imagine waiting at the next gate and you're like, is that Gabe knew it was tackling? So it was actually. He didn't know that didn't happen. Let's just start that story. Now, he put him in a headlock and his headlock. The other guy's head popped off. Yeah, wow problems all like a champagne cold

So I value people's privacy. I don't know. I'd say the thing with me and I know you do two guests Yeah, you're like the one person who it's like I know you run all of our tech here And I don't care I'll put anything out there in the network or like I give you my passwords I don't care because I know you won't you won't touch anything And I think even so you, we've shared some passwords for shared logins, some stuff I need to get into. Yeah.

Any time I'll even log in as you always takes your message like, hey, I'm login' as you, because I need to, this, this, this. Yeah. Like, you don't reply, I don't think you care. But it's like, I feel like guilty about it. People always say I don't repress. I hate you.

I hate you. I hate you. That's not true at all. You better have these days. It's not true. He's absolutely true. He, you're worse. No, no, you said you're going to forgive me. Right. We have to do something first.

Right. We have something I have plan to apologize to. What happened? You texted Gaff. Gaff texted me about doing something and I did not respond. Yeah, we had a plan. It was in place for about eight months. Oh, he flaked it.

So. I did. He even did even the heads up. You flaked it on Halloween that you were going to flake it. Nope. No, he was just like You did no, no, I wasn't even like that. I was I Had a classic text conversation with Gavin the other day which was Gavin and Teddy like to do the raid together on this eat it Teddy is my nine-year-old right? He plays Destiny is my favorite Destiny Ray partner.

And sometimes I want to communicate with Teddy. No, he doesn't have a phone, does he? Yeah. Actually, I can say I can hold them. I'm just going to get home. But he, uh, uh, I texted Gavin. I said, Hey, I was out somewhere and I can't remember where it was. I was doing something was.

No, I think I might actually have, uh, I've been busy like last week with Monty at the hospital, I think. But it was like, I was like, Teddy wanted to play. last week with Monty at the hospital, I think, but it was like I was like Teddy wanted to play so you were at home and he was at home and so I Texted you and said hey Teddy wants to do the raid and there's a group of people we normally do it with and you were like I go can you do it at 8 30 times like five at that point you were like sure I can do it at 8 30 and then it was like instantaneously he came back and answered this as soon as I asked it Then I said would you mind like messaging the other people and letting them know we're doing it at 8.30.

Two hours he didn't reply. Two hours he didn't reply. Con. Two hours later, he's like, he's not going to do it, so I said, I'll just message everybody. He immediately replied, okay. I don't know why, but even remotely surprised. He is why. He is why.

He is why. When he asked me to do something, you'll send it and I'll be like, oh, okay. We think about how I'm going to He is right. He is right. He is right. He is right. He is right. He is right. He is right. He is right. He is right.

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I mean, you could have replied with giving all of their contact info. Yeah, I could have. Is that the conversation you were talking about? Do you want to run tonight? Gavin, sure. Did we already run this week or not? I said, I replied, I don't know. Can you get panting in the others on the hook for 8.30 PM tonight?

That was at 7.13. Nothing. 8.34. I'm messaging for us.m. tonight That was it 713 nothing 834 I messaged him for us okay Instantaneous there was an hour and a half between those two things I was thinking I knew I was like no I went over the line I crossed the line when we play with a bunch of people who aren't on my friend's list, that makes it difficult. It does. We have a good group. I'm friends with Teddy. Get your Teddy to do it.

He's smart enough. Yeah. I mentioned having trouble because I'm to the point now where I want to promote Teddy's account from a child account to an adult account because it's kind of a pain where he has to go through and friend everybody to in order to talk to them, which almost kind of makes it weirdly worse in a way because then it's a concept connection with those people Because if something goes wrong, which so far so good, but it's hard to promote a account from a child account to a adult If you promote him, he could right out and get beer for you too, right exactly right?

I can have him go on a beer and get on a bar Here's 20 bucks good day. He did that is some corona I'm sure that's how we do with me so we can play with all those buddies on the raid who don't want to play with me that rather play with Teddy anyway. Okay. Going back like five conversations. Sorry, yeah, we keep cutting off Gus and Segway. That's why I have to announce my Segway.

You wonder why I do it? It is true. I announce them so I can get through my fucking Segway. Right before we came live here, the DudeSoup podcast, GWT Live on the RESTHEATH website. Yeah, thank you. That's awesome. So yeah, people can download it on the podcast live on the RESTHEATH website. Yeah, thank you. That's awesome. So yeah, people can download it

on the podcast, drop down to RESTHEATH.com. We submitted it to iTunes. I was working with Lawrence on it. So it'll show up there in two to three days. Dood Soup. So yeah, is that the official name now? People want it. If that was that cum, what is that?

Yeah, so dood Soup. Dood Soup was one of the names that they suggested for Fun House. Yeah, so Bernie had asked us, we had started talking about us coming on board and he goes, do you have a name? He's like, if you guys come on, do you wanna keep producing, cut it?

And he's like, do you have a group name? So we're like, okay, here's the trick. You pick five, you pick the one that you really like, you put up the top, and then you do four that are like kind of throwaways, but they were all pretty good, and one of them was Dude Soup, and we were all kind of like hoping for like, hopefully he'll pick Dude Soup.

Hopefully Dude Soup's pretty good. It was totally, you guys, all I knew was offering guidance as to what I thought would burn through it. But it was John Hates Dude Soup. I know that you asked if it's come, and then Bernie was just like, eh, they picked the name, you fully avoided the question, you fully sidestep the come question, and we're like, eh, it's a name. No, they, and Bruce explained it to me, it's just a hot sweaty room with a bunch of dudes

and you get dude soup out of that. Definitely come. Yeah, well you use your imagination. Yeah, so yeah, if you want you can listen to the Fun House Podcast, Fun House Podcast and you can hear us talk in depth about that. Stop calling it the Fun House Podcast. Funt House. Why?

Dude soup. I'm not going to call it the Fun House. We're not going to do like a straw pot. I am not going to say a lot over food. Who knows? Yeah, I have not got tired of saying that yet. We're, yeah, we're, we can't wait to do the graphic. That we want to do like the end graphic like for all the videos and we want to get a different audio bite for every time. It says fun house. Probably Bernie's first. Probably take the one from the opening video, but yeah, we want to like get like community submissions. Oh,, you got different variations of it. So I got a I got a

I think I can say this I got a message from our CEO and he said George George not Matt George Jean-Police of full screen and he said oh I saw you guys made a parody video for The pronunciation manual and I said yeah He goes the guy who does that voice works in the building. And I was like, are really? He's like, yeah, he works in the office right here. I know the guy.

And it's like, we could have gotten him to do the voice for it. But that was such a weird connection to have that. And I just know about it at the time. Yeah. That would have been perfect. But I have never, when we were like going over logo stuff. First of all, that was the fastest I've ever seen a logo come together.

Usually it's a peer like, oh, can you, what, what, what if we move that letter that way or like up that way? It came together so fast, but I have never heard a group of grown men standing around talking about umlouts for so long. I mean, it's a lot of the flots on me. Umlouts.

Yeah, and it's funny because I don't think anyone in there has any authority to speak on how they're to be used correctly. And we're like, should be on the U. Should be on the A. And like, do you know what the fuck you're talking about? I have no, I don't. I just know it's fun here over the U.

That's what we're all saying. You know comedy. You don't know four languages. I have no idea. I don't know. Everyone's like, you have a very Bavarian name. We're like, that's just funny. It makes us laugh.

You're just signing your last name with an Umar on the O. We decided not to. I think at the end of it. Yeah, it's because it looks a bit too foreign. I think so. I like. I think it also maybe confuses people on what to type. Yes, that's what it was.

You know, also an Umar changes the pronunciation. Yeah, right. Like we care about that. Because that make it. No one in there would know what the difference the pronunciation is. Let's see if that's now you should do a thing Yeah, right like we care about that Because that make it no That's now you should do a thing for the end of the podcast saying that you should have been dude soup with it I'm not over the you and soup. That's great. I did I don't see where we're thinking we're thinking for like merchant like you Sure, it's stuff. Yeah, like doing like a German version of this fully grabbed your nipple

I In the playback you'll see me I'll just see my eyes. I was looking at you that bless you Yeah, you know, I'm spoken for That says a lot about me I freaked out when me get me Gavin did I was like This is normal this is good girl's dress just an emla on a shut is like this just An umu I don't think you've ever seen that before oh a shit like has to be above doesn't it so like two little things Oh, that's just like a mother call it

It's the shirt Like Gavin designed one shirt a year Your own Like it's on a hat. It's like over you. I like it I had a lot of fun with that group though. Like, Adam had the experience of coming here today. He's worked with us before, but he was in the Chief Hunter office saying there was a little gun, working, he was on the gun,

let's season two. And he was working with the node today as well and the Chief Hunter. And we were talking at lunch and he was talking about, yeah, it's just like, you know, just easy fit, talking with everybody. He's like, he was there, you know, trying to be nice to everybody and then he watched the Chief Hunter

like bash on each other for like two minutes it's like okay I can I can roll with this yeah what sort of a the deep end on our who because uh jacks not here which means that he's lads actually news it does indeed I can't keep up with these young lads and we want to lie down at the end it was lovely what is pretty good the same we went out to the parking lot. We're sprinting back. I'm sweating. I'm just like, these kids are running so much these days. Now, I'm just doing all for this. When they came over to the know,

they were like, you were like, already you guys done and guys were like, we gotta get a parking lot run in before we call us out for it. You're like, I felt bad for, I was like, you guys put up with this.

Like, that's crazy. I've never seen you all so nice. Cause last time I saw you had a gammie leg or something. That's sure I had a busted leg because of stupid crossfit. Oh man. Oh yeah you have to take the elevator. No one do yeah I mean do you have any crossfit sponsors kind of say mean things about me. You say crossfit talking balls. It's an evil system where they just make you hurt yourself. I you know before the announcement there was an email thread where people were talking

about ways to promote the fun house launch and different ideas. And I submitted a couple of quality Photoshop's to that thread that went unanswered. They were a mate, well, nobody said anything. My idea went unanswered, so I didn't answer. You already had to be excited. I figured mine had been passed over. Mine was for you guys to jump in a bouncy house together.

I liked, we were reading all of it. We were all at the office. It was a pretty awesome like Bernie was talking about. Like he was, it was very like productive time, but we're all like the room right now. It's just a whiteboard and a bunch of monitors with no computers attached. So like Bernie was like he was just gonna be like,

all right, let's do this. Let's knock all these things out. And then we're getting all these emails on our phone. And like it would be a moment where he's like, all right, let's register everything. And then we just went down and let's owner our phones. Like I got Twitch, I got Facebook. And then when these emails are coming to be like, Gus Photoshop, let's register everything. And then we just went down and let's honor our phones. Like, I got Twitch, I got Facebook. And then when these emails are coming to be like,

Gus Photoshop something, and it's funny. And they're like, cool, moving on. He's saying your joke was fully forgotten about instantly. It was so, it was so, forgettable. Oh, Gus did something. He was talking to you. It was the full house thing, right? And the Charlton Histon plan of the age.

Okay, I remember one of them. It's a fun house. It was fun house. One of them. It's a fun house. It's a fun house. It's a fun house. So, this group, and this is the entirety of our Ruchertieth West LA offices. This is these seven guys, and that's it.

And they fully embrace the low-fi production value of some of our other productions, where it's like, I got to the point, Gus, where at one point, all I suggested was that we just go out and run a U-Haul and they were like, no, we're not doing that. It was like nothing. They didn't want any kind of props of any kind, except for James and his sandwich and that was it.

That was, yeah, I mean, we were just like, we wanna get something out today and we're like, running a U-Haul, like, that's work. It's a, what do we have in this room? Like webcam, handicap, bunch of boxes? We got a video. Like it's done. Joe The rising air said he went to the bathroom

and he came back and your video was done. Like you came back at the very end of your video and it was like, yeah, we did it. The time went back. You mean Josh, right? I'm sorry, Josh, right? Josh, right? Josh, right?

I'm like random website, like new hit, radicals. So now it was so exciting. That's where I said report to this Josh, right? I enjoyed that video, actually. I don't know. Poor baby. She got't know. Poor baby. She got a name wrong.

Fuck her. Poor no. Poor no. I mean, let's be honest. John Reisinger, pretty forgetful. My pretty forgettable. It's like a fun house Photoshop. Am I right?

Thank you. Thank you. But then you can't make fun. You can't make other great nicknames that John has. The source head source bed video was good because they covered the weird ARG we created that we didn't mean to make. We're like, you were taking photos

and then Bruce took a photo of you and put a big white block around you and it's like, yeah. And they were analyzing Bernie's jacket. It was like, there are like people blowing up stills from the podcast like, look, in podcast 2.95, Bernie, where's this jacket? And you can see the stitching here.

Wow, get any jacket. Look, I did. I did. The word tonight. But yeah, it's pretty much like the grassy, knoll photos were starting to pop up. And it's like, this is just a new year. That was fun.

Some people suspected Sasquatch was taking over, but turned out to be unfounded. See, maybe Josh Reisinger's just part of the air, G, you don't even know about yet. True, I have to be, I have subreddit in me right now. Because the phone house subreddit has way better graphics than the Rushi subreddit. Yeah, I don't know where that came from. Can you see these?

No, what we've been up? Oh, let me see. Oh, wow, it's nice. Look at that style. I'm sure you can make Reddit look good. Yeah. They're even doing a banner contest right now. Like the community's been fantastic.

It's interesting. There's one where they made us like with the monocles and stuff. Like it's looking really fucking cool. Oh, and sucks. I'm so nervous. That's right. Talking to the beer bottle. Yeah yeah, yeah on earth happened to your tire. I guess What do you look at your wife? I thought you were about like my car tire. No, it's a tire. You wear it all new stuff. No, these are all shoes and socks

Oh, is this a thing? Did you guys shop in with your wife? Linden pants? Yes, they are are they I did go shopping with my wife Really so my wife. Really? So my wife, got sick of me looking like a slob. Right. And I know you like a slob. So most t-shirts that I wear, I've owned for between 10 and 20 years.

And she said it was time to retire some of them. One of them I literally had for 19 and a half years. And it was like she's like, you know what? Just get rid of that stuff. It's time. We don't get rid of it. You can retire it.

You gotta keep it though. You gotta keep it. Yeah, of course. Why would you keep it? You're in. Funny. You gotta keep it till at least 20 and they'll throw away at 20. Okay.

I think this was all a clever play to talk about your new clothes because you're wearing on the clothes too. Well, I am. Oh, well, I am. I feel like this isn't such a style shift as was this. So I walked in the first shorts. No, no, no, no, no. You almost cut his dick off this morning wearing a dinsh.

It looks like denim shorts to me. No, they go fuck yourself, Bernie. I tried real hard. The first person I saw when I walked in this morning was Gavin. So I walk in the front door and Gavin's in the kitchen. And I don't know what you're doing getting a coffee or something. Yeah. And he looks up at me and goes, nice shirt. You're wife by that for you.

And I was like, I wish you were talking around and said, nice clothes did your girlfriend bring them to you in the dressing room, Gavin? Yeah, exactly. I can't shop for myself. Well, the first thing Gavin, I was hanging in the achievement hunter office all day. The first thing he does, he whips out this tag

that's coming out of the front. Why is there a tag in the front? And it's like, Yeah, cruise shorts have this really rigid security tag. Yeah, you got to cut it, you're peeing it. It literally says cut this out before firing it. And that was like, You're looking inside the groin of your clothes

before you put them on. Go check for spiders. Well, there's a big, stabby security tag right away, typically. Like, what's stabbing me in my jumpsuit? There's a huge thing bounce around all day without you noticing the big security tag. break it out for me. was it right?

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was it right? was it right? was it right? was it right? was it right? was it right? was it right? was it right? The pocket looks like somebody drew it on I don't even know for three let's find out together Well, there's no pocket though. It's just like a flap. No, I think there's a bucket on there is a pocket Now I don't know you should take a smoking just to keep your cigarettes I'm keeping a me bow in there something cut a hole in the back of the pocket and then people ask you what you keep in there Just show them and say my nipple Yeah, and that's it

It's a nipple. They just stare at you. Stop it, I'm gonna show you. I had a I have a jacket that's got a weird zipper that's like sideways. It's up on the left lapel and it's it's like Sideways pocket like that and that's I always keep my room key when I go. What is a sideways pocket? It's like the zipper goes up and down and the pocket goes that way the pocket goes doesn't go down Like ancient amtrak that I don't know that's a good anyway It's a good credit card pocket. Yeah pocket is a pocket though. It's an upside down as a pocket I have done everything in my power

Can I talk about the security this building in very generic ways? Sure, we have card access we have card access We have to record now to get in here And I have done everything in my power to try to like Integrate that card into my other items so that I don't have to get that card out Right, mine's in my wallet. I just pull my wallet out and yeah, you have how many times have you lost or destroyed a card? Just in this building. Yeah, what okay? Well, so fuck you

It was like 50 times the other building I lost that clicker. Every time I lose, because I always forget my card, every time I forget it, Chelsea's like, Bernie has it. Sorry, it's always you who's fucking me over. I did lose it. There's a temple one, and I had the temple one for like two months. Out of the six that we've been here or the seven that we've been here. You lose everything.

No, it's not until listen. It's a real problem. I was standing next to you the other day. It's a problem. And I think we were both talking about it. You lose everything. No, it's not the listen. It's a real problem. I was standing next to you the other day. It's a problem. And I think we were both talking about Matt.

Yvonne walked up and handed you a envelope. And you're like, what's this? She says, that's your W2. Don't lose this one as well. And you look at and go, I lost it. You lost your W2. No. I don't know why she said that, did I?

Did I get one earlier? No, no idea. That was the extent of my knowledge. It was my competition. Avon didn't give me my W2 before the deadline, which I think is January 30th, you have to get those. I'm wrong. I don't want her to kill me.

She actually gave it to me for the end of January. Okay. Can you have to pay taxes here? No, it's just a rule that you have to like, you have to have your professor. It's like your professor doesn't show up in like the first five minutes you like leave you to leave. Yeah, no It's a lot more definitely trust me actually actually told me that you were I can't remember what event She said you guys are at but you lost a mofie. She said literally she handed it to you and then came back like five minutes later

And you're like it's gone. No, I can tell you where that was that was the streamies pre-serve money I have a great member for why I lose things because you like she handed to me and then she like we were doing stuff She goes where's the movie go? I don't know Literally just set it down. I think I set it down to take a photo of her in justine that photo that I sent you guys when They were out there in Jenna and then I that's it. It was gone and we went back They were like breaking down the bleachers and everything and And I said, I think I know it's on this table next to the red carpet. I went there. There's a table and then my mofie sitting right in the middle of it. Mofie's a cell phone battery, like a portable cell phone battery.

Oh, you got it back. Got it back. We got it back. It doesn't count as losing it. Yeah, it was still lost. No way. No way. It was lost. You found it. No. Well, I miss plays a lot of things. I actually had this conversation. We just got back from a trip that we took. I said very cheerily on the plane,

hey, I only lost my hat on this trip. And she's like, good job. That's it. I've only lost my hat. I was, we saw a bunch of stuff in the LA office. I think you left your mints there. Yeah. And we were like, mints are nice of Bernie

to leave some mints. Like, that was so cool. And I'm like, he probably just left them. Yeah, he left them. Sunglasses and mints. Did you have sunglasses? No, I saw you, I saw I was watching that. I'm like, he probably just left them. He left them. Sunglasses and mints. Did you have sunglasses? No, I saw you, I saw I was watching that. I didn't want to say anything.

I was watching from afar. I saw you looking for your sunglasses. You left them on the Xbox. I saw you leave them there. We walked down there. Remember you going the office and like, and I was just watching him like, he lost something.

He lost something and he's like, so found them. So again, doesn't count as lost if you find them. Twitter, crazy guy, 1588's asking, did you lose that flash light yet? No, I still have the flash light. Gavin Barton, he actually, the reason one of the reasons I got it was to test it

for slow motion photography, for like really put a lot of light because you need tons of light for super high speed. And Gavin used it for that really cool video he put out. Yeah, I filmed the inside of my DSLR, and I used your light to blast light inside of my camera. That was a good video. That was great video.

Yeah, well, well. I sent you a compliment via Twitter, I think, about the Rolling Shudder. Yeah. And I got so many... Because that was something we'd always told about. Right, and I got so many replies, like, is Gus being a dick to Gavin?

Or is it like, they couldn't understand that I was genuine? Because usually, we feel like to see it. Yeah, and then you're like, oh, good job. Yeah, because we... Yeah. That's one of the things we've talked about extensively in the past for some reason is Rolling Shudders and the way fields areue. Yeah. That's one of the things we've talked about extensively in the past for some reason is rolling shutters in the way fields are built.

Yeah. And I never in my mind pictured the way it actually worked. It was really cool. That was a slight, so a slight, slight change in the style of a slow-mo guys video. But I might do more in that style. It was a change. It was like a BTS.

It was like it was educational. I was just like a vlog with some sort of tone of it. Yeah. I think people love that kind of style. I like any of that sort of stuff where you just, it's educational. I was just like, a vlog with some sort of tone of it. Yeah, no. I think people love that kind of stuff. I like any of that sort of stuff where you just, it was almost like Gavin teaches film. Like I kind of like that where it's just like, here's some cool little thing.

I saw pop up in like 10 different places that I would have heard. It's like random Buzzfeed places and stuff. And I was like, Gavin's famous. Wow. The mid-busters guy, Adam Savage tweeted about it. Yeah. And you've been trying to like get together

in a collaboration. Love that guy. You know, they did a doom test. Yeah, and you've been trying to like get together in a collaboration love that you know I Did a doom test? Yeah, did you watching it? Yeah, I got I got it tweeted to me repeatedly. Yeah, I got it to me repeatedly as well I have to say the props didn't look as good from what I saw I thought we did a fine job I thought we did a fine job to I thought you did it terribly. I thought we did a fine job four or five years ago I got that what was the other thing you got at the same time. I don't remember what?

Bud Light Pac-Man commercial. Bud Light Pac-Man. Yeah. There was a Bud Light for the Super Bowl did a live Pac-Man. I was looking at it at LA in LA. Yeah. Did you see that commercial? Yeah. It wasn't that good.

It felt really fours. We picked a random guy who was really excited and really good on camera to go in this backman maze. This feels really force. The maze was cool. That whole thing was awesome. Ghosts were cool. Yeah, that thing would be awesome, but I was just like, this feels so forceful.

I think trying to make it feel fake. Bud Light may have had a slightly higher budget than we did on our episode of Immersion. Were they like inflated ghosts? You like to be? I think they might have been inflated. And the way they looked, they were either illuminated from the inside,

or they were like projected on from the outside, you know, maybe because they looked really good. And they would change from pink to blue or whatever color. Why didn't we do that? Got a power pellet. Because each, it's just, I have a million. I think, you see how happy it wasn't that thing?

Like, it wasn't going to change at all. Bernie was at, Bernie was at peace. I feel like when you're old You're gonna yeah, you're gonna just be in that fat suit and just be one with yourself. It was like it was first Well as big fat suits, so that was fun But then also it was like at a fan that was always inflate you it's like portable air kissing was like it's best thing ever a love that I'm gonna I'm gonna read this I told Adam to leave it the first read don't don't leave you're doing good. I want you to go I'm going to read this. I told Adam to leave it the first read, don't leave. You're doing good. I want you to stick around.

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to bring them over. And I was like, I should look at the card. There's a card with this one for some reason. And I saw it was addressed to another employee here. Is it unpacked someone's flowers? Yeah, I unpacked someone's flowers. And I don't know if everyone assumed those flowers for the podcast, because according to the date on the card,

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I put them right back where I was going. No, you are part of the problem. Somebody's been trying to romance someone for a week. Wait, I sent that bitch flowers a week ago. I said that bitch flowers. I said that one woman. I said that love. It's probably just like I got it fixed up with his ex-girlfriends day or ever.

Exactly. You like these flowers, don't you? This is your favorite. There's your birthstone, right? Uh-oh. I want to try, I'm a starting new feature that I will do every softening. It's called Teteck, right? And that stands for try explaining that to a caveman. Oh, I'm going to challenge you to explain this to a caveman. What would a flower, do you believe a flower? No flowers? No. Oh, the following. This is a new this is a headline. I'm gonna use optical. I read that bringing out a unicorn emoji. Wow. Wow. Wait, wait, wait. There's

like a group that oversees emoji. Like you have an angry treat that's like where the talk will emoji. Why don't we have that one yet? Right, but there's an organization that actually like overseas like what real emoji are all the way now is emoji like that was a company that made those and then somehow they got integrated into The keyboard on the iPhone like they became part of the phone emojis Is it Apple buy emoji? Did they buy like a license for the keyboard? Because surely it's just clip art like you have to buy that isn't it? It wasn't a Japanese thing like wasn't it like in the Japanese keyboard first and then it came here I've always wondered how did something make the

Oh there it is That's actually really nice I'm really excited I can't explain that to you I call bullshit on that Why? That does not look like a good emoji What is it? What do you mean that That is not look like a good emoji

That's not nearly enough quality It's much better than that like there should be a fucking swirl in that unicorns horn No, no, no, and also like the coloring this bullshit pink hair with blue eyes. No Okay, that'll fight you on that was amazing you made a beautiful unicorn you ruined it about five seconds I hate it now too look at the game it's terrible the nose of it actually if you look at the nose looks like a fish yeah salmon they're like reading other assets I think it's just a horse emoji

that they just stuck a trying just put Gus on the council like it's also got one pink here and one white yeah oh I like that though it looks like It's also got one pink here and one white. Yeah, I like that though It looks like it looks like the front of its face nose looks like the face of a salmon and then it looks like It's a pregnant salmon like the fertilized egg is in there in the middle of the salmon there you're really so way too far And it's ruined for me. Gus for the eyes like a salmon nucleus. It is a salmon zygote It's one of this you'd love it because it's all eggs is it smiling? It's kind of small. Yeah, it has a little smirk

So could you explain that to a caveman? I could now okay? Possibly explain this to a caveman one day We will have we'll go back to the phone explanation, but we have these devices that take our words and they turn our words in air Do you have to explain words to a caveman? Yeah, they take care. What about it? Yeah, they know words. And it turns it in air and it sends the air on the wind. And then somebody else has a box that catches the wind and turns it back in air.

But sometimes we don't say words. We say like the drawings on the wall, we say those to each other. And then sometimes people we hate will send as dumb ones and that's what that is. I like the incorporation of the picture. I like all of your foundation here but you've made it so much harder. Sometimes you want to send each other words through the air. This isn't what.

There's no words. Take what I just explained. Forget that. Throw it out the window. But now do you have to explain what a unicorn is to a caveman or is that just too far? No way take their buffalo drawings Take a little line on there boom unicorn like that, but this right nailed it Caveman understands you know all the effort that you've made to draw everything you've seen in the world

Okay, there are people out there who draw things that don't exist and they send those to other people and other people hate them for sending them to them I would just I would make a fake unicorn like sick a piece of paper on a horse and be like there you go I'm gonna be murder you right on the spot No way I'm gonna put about emoji to them. I would that way. I think they've been love proof and they're all about Showing each other. They were the apparently emoji characters were encoded into the Unicode standard released in October 2010. Okay.

So they're part of Unicode, which I guess is like the way you encode characters. Because they were in, you could send them way before they were in the keyboard. Like you could receive them. Yeah, you had the app. And you could copy and paste them too. Yeah. Can you imagine though, the poop one has to be a huge insult to a caveman. Like if you throw poop at the caveman, that'd be the like, that's not a huge show.

What if you show us, because it's smiling, and it's kind of cutesy. Like what if you show a really cute poop to a caveman? See like, oh no. You think they even register where a cute is? That's like, it's throwing poop at each other. It's gotta be like, an insult or a threat, right? I've never given you a present to that.

If I were to keep the poop, I'd be like, I'd be like, I'd be like I'm like And I get one back I Come on, it's my it's your ex's birthday bitch What's wrong with you? I forgot I think that was quite good. It was a good explanation It was I get frustrated when you tell me when I've said it was let me like could you explain that to a caveman It's never I could never explain their Problem isn't that bad Let me this is cuz you guys let me give it one to you and we'll stand on the stop for a second

Because you guys are now big into fit bits you guys all have fit bits. Nope. He uses his phone He cheats just put my phone in my pocket. I had just smart move But you guys both exist and I think you did you send me a friend request? No, I was the other Nobody I'm gonna let anybody frame me on fit that besides I know I saw you guys had more steps to me Like I'm not friend of you guys I'm like Gus with whenever whenever I find something at him that I like and I tell Gus about it Gus sits over there very quietly goes. That sounds like something I'm like Gus with whenever I find something at him that I like and I tell Gus about it. Gus sits over there very quietly and goes, that sounds like something I would like. I'm going to start using it in secret and get ahead of Bernie.

And so I only find out about things that Gus wants to do with me after he's beat me at it. If he doesn't beat me, he doesn't tell me he even did it in the first place. What's the point of doing it if he's already got a hit start? You're a much better person. Waiter, are you wearing? Yeah. Oh my God. You have one? Yeah. Oh my God.

You have one? Yeah, I've had one since our TX. You were talking about how you trust Gus, like your passwords, I trust Gus with my weight. Gus can be my fit-fit friend and see my weight. I don't really, do you? Yeah, I'm so old. Do you see a difference in your life, though,

wearing those things? Yes. I had the Nike Fuel Band and it would work when you would masturbate. So I was just figuring it out. I was like, you're just working, I just rub one out. Did you put it on your, did you just put it on your non-dominant hand?

Were you like doing, did you just put it on the little earring? Yeah, you know, make sometimes you go non-dominant. What was I remember, I wasn't been thinking about it. I remember one day I'm like, I get my goal really quick today. And some days I'm like, it's taking forever.

And then I was like, you can just cheat it. And I started gaining weight. You're just doing your stuff. You're just making your sense. Instead of running. I'm like, this thing cheat it and I started gaining weight Like this thing's great. I just get it cardio right? No, no I got a treadmill

I got a treadmill put it into wall and then put a TV on the wall and then I just play like games and then walk and that's how I hit my step So if it's like like it's not too much bouncing like, like, it all depends on the game. Okay. Sometimes I'm only going like two miles now. I wouldn't like run. I was, you know, I almost like twisted my knee. I almost got crossfit injury playing reach one time. But try to explain to a caveman, try to explain what is a treadmill? What is that? Tell me what that is. It's a device that lets you walk so that you don't have to walk. But what's a device? Oh, how much? But you are walking. It's a device that you walk so you won't go anywhere when you walk and you paid money for that.

Are you sick of stuff moving towards you when you walk? This is perfect. You do this. You know that thing. You do it a live. You know that thing. You do it a live. You know that thing.

You know that thing. You know that thing. You know that thing. You know that thing. You know that thing. You know that thing. You know that thing. I think it's not in die. Imagine when something chases you and you have to run really fast. Because they would never run for another reason. Imagine if you did that, but it was a thing that you would have that you would make a tool that would enable you to run as fast as you can and never go anywhere. They're not worse.

They are not buying this. Yeah, no way. They probably don't have much money anyway. They're the king. They get some sweet stones. I don't know if you know they got some polished stones or pretty proud of. What do you think is the one thing you go back in time and get a caveman that would ultimately change a lighter? You think a lighter would be the big thing and put it out

Yeah, it had to be something like crazy like a what about like a fire starter then like a Feel like you have this I don't I don't have to be like something you have in you right now a fit bit a hurry a jump jet You don't have one of those Yeah, I'm trying to think of something that would be like, the Mall, the Mall. It'd be hilarious. Sorry, sorry. I'm giving my pre-order now.

It's better not. They would have an extra hunting. Whatever, I'd give them, they'd be like, it's your ex's birthday. Yeah. It's not our birthday. Stop giving a skis. I think the fire starter, I think, is a good one.

I think it's a really great, right? I'm just trying to think like a... A globe, maybe? I have always like those'm just trying to think like a globe maybe. I have all these like those long lighters to like light the fireplace. And it's like lighting stuff is, you know, it's this whole effort to like when the fire pit outside whenever we have like Game of Thrones night,

we'd like the fire. After the set of the movie, I totally have a new solution for that. I just have a blowtorch now. Like one of those handheld, but you obtain blow torches. That is awesome because you just turn it on, it doesn't turn off and you just blast until something in the fire takes me about three and a half seconds now light a fire

Where before was like crumpling paper? I tried to make it I tried to make a fire and in Jeff's backyard Using just like wood and stuff. Yeah, and I made like a little like shoelace bow where I could like do the wood You did not yeah, and I can do it. No, he broke his stick that a shoelace was around Then he grabbed a candle to cheat and still couldn't make a fire with a lit candle. What was this based on just movies you saw? Or you were just like, did you actually do this? That one time in your life.

I watched bad bills, so I'm fucking mad. Where were you? You just doing it in the backyard? Did you film it? No, Jeff, yeah, Jeff, I'm not sure if he could do it. I couldn't do it. I lost like 50 bucks. He had a time limit.

And then the last 30 seconds he went for the candle. And I don't know how you still couldn't use a candle. I was so excited. I put the candle out by accident. You like you use a candle? No, I just got it. Oh, because at that point it was so pathetic. I mean, he needed something. Did you hear about the Big Bang? It's not real.

It didn't happen. It's real. What? New theory, right? Big Bang never happened. The universe never began. It's been around all times forever the universe never began it just didn't have one is so we're just not here yeah this isn't happening right now okay so so what was so was there a first star then maybe like because we know that it was like that was dust and crap floating I just look because we know that we know that the universe is expanding people on some stuff

I fell asleep to on Netflix said we're expanding so we're expanding. Yeah, I just came out like theory like theory. It's a theory on a theory. What maybe that's what I should show I would know that theme song right. That theme song now. That theme song has been great for him. Yeah. Because our friend, Ed Robertson, does the theme song to the big bankery. And that show has been on there a long time.

So that's been very good for him. My mom loves that show. I want to tell you. It's the worst show on television. I mean, the estimate made more money from the rock band kit than they made from anything else they've ever done, any single project. That's crazy. Yep, that's pretty crazy.

And that music game, that genre, that movement lasted about six months and it fell off a cliff. It was a year in a half away. It was several years. But the CEO of Gunner, Dave Oshery, tweeted this weekend that he was told by a developer not to throw away his musical equipment because it was coming back like a dice Right so it could be like people could be developing new games for it I was gonna say the arosmithing that does that speak highly of the game or poorly of arosmith dude I have one rule in my car

No arosmith really Fucking hate arosmith not any there's no aros miss on new Dream on okay, JG's got a gun is one of the worst songs Who is the hot chicken that video? It's not a game of gun, but you're talking about maybe with Tyler is in one of them And I was a lazy a silverstone is that I think you at least you're silverstone and the Tyler are in yeah They're in crazy together right? I'm not about the one way what about the one with run DMC on the other side of the wall? He has a guess what about it. What is a good song? Yeah, who else yeah you

I mean every time erosmic comes I have to change does it also bug you that he's such a lady? He's such a dirty bastard He's filthy like every music video he just looks so rubby. But it's like work for him. He's got nice books. He was like, oh, has there ever been a rock group that's like a piece of waste? Getting older by dressing differently, like by dressing in like suits and stuff like.

Like showing up with like walkers. No, but just like the grateful dead, they held on to the aesthetic the whole way through and so they just became kind of old hippies after a while. And like the rolling stones are like aging rockers, you know what I mean? But like nobody like. I mean, Eric Clapton kind of got to the point where he would wear like, Eric Clapton's not dressing like a hippie these days.

Yeah, Guns and Roses, Axel still wears like the bandana and it's like, oh honey, now it's just you and you're receding hair lines just covered it up. It doesn't sound like Axel Rose anymore. It just sounds like an old. Didn't he get hit by like part of a moving stage thing? Is it either one who like got smacked by us? No, that was a, that was that was a, was that Brett Michaels? Wasn't it?

Oh, I don't, one of them got hit by like a piece like the stage was coming down and he was like, oh, shit, I got a dance my way back in and he fully like, like knocked him down. He got really hurt, right? We're laughing about it, but you got really hurt. Did it just happen in there? Yeah. Someone might have died in the control room.

Somebody recreated it in their control room. Oh man. I was just thinking of the one of, you're right, it was crazy, it was a video. The head, at least just over so much. Jamie's got a gun as a bonus about a child molestation. It's a child molestation. Well then he puts a, oops.

Then he puts a little Tyler and all those music videos and it's really creepy. He's like, here's my strange daughter, be in my sexy music videos. Like, you're weird. You're weird. And he's her father. Right.

So, I get it. But also she's hot. There was that picture of the cast of Lord of the Rings. I don't know if you saw it that came out, I guess, this past week. We saw Lord of the Rings. Before, it was a picture that was taken before they started filming, fellowship. And it's weird how different it looks. I think it was a picture of like 99 right before they started filming fellowship. And it's weird how different everyone looks. I think it was a picture from like 99

right before they started. Yeah, it's just strange to see how different everyone looks over that course of time. All right, you're Linda Bloom's looks. Why? He looks so weird. He's got like this weird way too intense contacts in the Hobbit movies and he looks too round

to be a nice thing. I know, context and compute a fitling on his face. Well, it's bad. Whatever it is. I kind of tune out anytime I came on screen, which is really bad because he was awesome in the original ones. Oh, and the hobbit ones. The hobbit ones is just bad. I saw a great video today, which is, it's the same guy who did that video.

Humans need to apply. And he's done now two videos that explain the mythology of the Lord of the Rings, but like very straightforward. Just like, here's what this is, here's what this is. Here's where Sauron came from. Here's exactly what the rings are. Here's exactly what they do. Here's exactly who made them.

Here's what they were intended to do. And here's the story of how they all ended up or they ended up. And it's great. That's cool. It's great. So when Ashley and I went and played the preview of Shadow of Mordor, we had to research that,

because we didn't want to sound like idiots. We're like, okay. And it's something they never really fully explained. And then we said, we have to figure out who made the rings, what do they do, where did they end up? So that would be a super convenient thing to know. Did you hear about the nine year old in Texas who got suspended from school for threatening a classmate with the one ring?

Yeah, he said I had a ring that was gonna make him disappear. He said you had the one ring of power. It was gonna make this other kid he didn't like disappear. My favorite was the dad's response, which was, obviously there's no ring that makes people disappear. And also if he had one, he wouldn't make anyone disappear with it. Like he wouldn't use it for evil. He wouldn't even make a fly disappear.

Yeah, it was pretty great. I liked it. So how long was he suspended? I think he got sent home and I think it was like a three day thing. God, I just, I'm so grateful that like my kids never got involved with like any like something that made it to the press. Something so stupid like that. But that doesn't, that's not like a kids fall. That's not like kids.

No, it's not, but I wouldn't want to make it involved with any adults that are doing that. Yeah, fair point. Yeah, God. It's just, yeah, it's always here about those things. Like, I remember one time there was a kid when I was growing Houston, he had a, you remember that really horrible fashion trend for a while, where people would have a tail on their hair?

A rat tail. A rat tail. It was kind of like a pony tail, but it was just horrid like a long like rat tail. Kid had one, he died green and like, it was a big, fucking huge. He had a green rat tail. He had a green rat tail, it was a big buck and a deal. Kid had one, he died green and like it was a big fucking huge. He had a green Rat Tail. He had a green Rat Tail, it was a big fucking deal.

For some reason, my mind stopped and you're like, he died. I heard die too, as I had a Rat Tail. Did he hang himself with it? How long was it? Yeah, so he had a Rat Tail and he got to school. Anyway, kill a bunch of people. But yeah, when it crazed kid, yeah, it doesn't, don't like that. The, I do think too, is like when you look back at like, you know,

music videos like this or what we were just talking about. It kills me that you poke his green, kills me. Like that? Okay. Why are you doing that? Do it more. You do that while it's on the edge of the table. It's just turned off. Yeah.

But you always, I was like back like, friends just made it to Netflix. And friends was a very fashionable show. Like everybody looked up to the people and friends You're like I wanted to be Rachel so bad But it's like and then you look at it now. It's like so dramatically out of date and it's like I remember I don't remember wearing clothes that shitty, but I know I guess I The 90s were especially shitty everybody thinks that like the 80s were like really shitty

closed, 90s had overalls, and they were cool. Close were baggy, really baggy. Like Ross's suit looks like his dad's suit. He's just like, and he's like, yep. The hot dude everyone loves for some reason. Now people don't care, they just take crap from all these different decades and whatever they want. So what would this period be known as?

Well the 90s are actually like, it's a fashion trend now to dress like the 90s to have like blue lipstick or floral print or just to shout back to the 90s. Well, it's cyclical. Yeah. 10 years ago, the 80s were popular, you know, and then 10 years from now, it'll be the zero, zero, zero. Oh, I remember when the 70s were like, oh my God, you see like the bell bottom jeans and stuff like that and all that and you just look so dated and and gross and now it's like the coolest thing there is now I'm excited to be really old and watch these pub costs why just because we're just such idiots talking about crap

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so anyway I'm read it. I'm done with that so much. I've been a Dan where he was trying to impress a girl with a story that I told, but he forgot that it was me And he's like telling it like it happened to him really yeah You like sent this girl at brag all this stuff and I'd be like really Interesting Dan and he like gets it halfway through him telling he's like But just keeps going

I mean I threw him under the bus to him, but not to the go. Right. Good man. Good man. And it's say, oh, that happened to me, actually. That's a common problem we've had always like in office environments where someone will come up with a good idea. It's usually Lawrence and he will come up with something quietly.

He'll be like, hey, we should do this one thing for a video and then someone will be like, hey, we should do this thing for a video. He's like, I'm gonna fucking set that 30 minutes. That's why you get like an office shooting spree. Is somebody who gets stepped on that, like over and over again? I've just stopped taking credit for stuff. Did I upset the, I'm sorry. Is this, were you guys planning one and I out of your plan?

I'm sorry. We cannot say shooting spree. Control room with nuts. That's how you get one powdery office worker is by stepping on their ideas. You're going to have an HR complaint on your hands. Is that what we're calling the... Me and Avant have a meeting later. The word shooting screen.

That happens a lot to Cheemon and I, but as long as the video gets made, it's like... That's what it's like, it's like, it becomes like, you know how like, you put enough women in a room, like they sync up. I think that's meant to. Yeah, go and that sentence again. I was saying humans in general, you put them all in one place, they all... You put enough women in a kitchen. What? I did not say that.

Well, you put it worse. No, no, no. I think we're all this crazy bitches in a room and just, remember that 30 second thing we were talking about? I know, right? I can just hear like the tumbler engines like the lightning. I'm like, no. I'm just saying, I'm saying, there we go.

Scientifically, that has been proven. I'm saying you put enough men in a room. They, we make dudes too. We make dudes too. That is it. I'm saying we all, I think we all end up coming up, I'm maybe just people in general. I just work with a bunch of dudes.

That's why we're called dudes super or whatever. Good safe. Yeah, thank you. This was so deep out of my mouth. I think that's you. I'm playing back on it, I just said in my head, I'm like, I'm head. I'm good. Is it going bad?

That one's questionable. I'm going to keep myself here. If it goes like this, you've messed up. You've messed up. You put enough people like me. That's right. I should step away from this. It's like it's just high of my mentality.

I'm sure you guys experience it here. We're dragging those down with him now. No, no, no, no. I'm just saying it's office. I'm sure you've also talked about women in their periods singing up right guys. I have dug myself into Hulk. That is scientifically proven.

I will not take that one back. What if you have a virtual atom? I don't take birth control. You never had to contend with that. No, I just used condoms. It doesn't get so close. I'm just drinking out of here now. There's just slowly taking the podcast offline.

I'm sending you a photo Patrick to put up of some of you sketch from the podcast tonight. Wow. On day 72, it's supposed to be a Twitter. Be the hashtag RT podcast. I feel like we don't ever promote the hashtag. I just did. I mean, I just literally just did it.

I know what you're saying. I do. That's a great idea you just came up with burning banks, man. You know what we should do? We should promote the the hashtag somewhere Oh, God, great idea. I'm sure it's such a good idea. Don't ruin it Gavin. It's a good idea. This is a good sketch. We're terrible at promotion. I have a question for you, buddy. Go ahead. What is a kangaroo pouch? What was it do? What does it do? That's where Baby Kangaroo goes to nurse. That's where it hangs out in there, nurse, and it's protected.

Just hangs out? Well, the nurses. How's it getting there? It has to crawl. It does, isn't that amazing? Yeah, it's like a little... A Baby Kangaroo looks like a worm. It looks like a worm.

I never knew this. I thought either they were born in that. Or they're just shoved in there for, you know, I'll keep you in there. And it's like a baby kangaroo looks like a worm. It's a worm. It's a worm. I never knew this. I thought either they were born in there, or they're just shoved in there for, you know, I'll keep you in there. No, it has to find the tail there. But yeah, it's like, it's shut out of the vagina. It's shut out of the vagina. It's like a worm.

It knows to crawl into the pouch. Then it sucks on this thing that inflates inside his head. There's something he came in when he had to explain to you. It's like, it's just amazing. I didn't know that it had to like journey. It's something that came in when I have to explain to you. It's just amazing. I didn't know that they had to like journey. It's blind way into the pouch. Yeah, they look awful. Yeah, animals pretty much are

universally shit out and then have to do something immediately. Dress are the worst. What? They they drop a mic six feet. So you know that and failing you ever do that thing where you jump too far and get that

shock in your legs. That's what they go through. And they get up and run. Well, they they drop on the and they're like walk. Get out your legs. That's what they go through with the war. And they get up and run. Well, they drop on their, and they're like, walk. Get out, get up. That's the first thing the dress has to do. There's a line coming, get your ass up.

I think like the, get on the treadmill. Yeah. The mother's dress has to lick it, right? To like start the blood flow into it's left. I never made it. I didn't make it up. I know that kangaroos lick their arms, and they lick their arms to be cool.

What is that? Because the skin on their arms is super. No, that's not it Go I'm talking to me in the back That might be a kid's dream version of a baby can't Please whatever you do don't put a king guru up next but something else Just put up a bat a baby kangaroo. Patrick, please, whatever you do, don't put a kangaroo up next, but something else. This is awesome, baby. It's right here. Just put up a bat.

This is like weird. What is that? I want to still all be wrong, but not to actually be a baby kangaroo. I want to Google image a baby kangaroo and see how far he got before he picked that one. No, still, that is not a baby kangaroo. I'm going to, that's a baby kangaroo. Oh, seriously. Look at a war series. Look at that. That's when they? Look like when they're born it's sucking on the teeth more than I believe yours

Some alien yeah, holy shit. Yeah, so it sucks on that little nipple thing and that nipple thing is like stuck in its head Until it's grown and then let's go eventually when it's a kangaroo and that's what the pouch is for it It's what a patchful. It's like weird. Yes, amazing. Oh gross Dear God king baby. It looks like an egg. I know it's horrible if I gave birth to that I'd throw it away immediately Done it'll just crawl up into your ear. Yeah, looks like the baby from a racer head. It's just like Baby from a racer head wow Sketch from the podcast if you had a game of thrones house that would be your badge I'm a racer, wow. I'm a j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j What the fuck is that horn? How's Unicorn? How is this very Gus? Fuck that.

The horn needs a swirl. Absolutely not. The Bolton's have a flayed man. You have a unicorn that you can't stand. It's on fire too. I know, it was on fire. It looked kind of menacing behind you. I think you summoned it with your anger.

People are telling us, I've never heard of this. People are telling us that they showed is a kangaroo rat So some rat Yeah, I never rat. Yeah, we saw it. We saw what Mike's yesterday. Yeah, that's something like you Anything you can fit entirely in your mouth is a great pet I think No, no, no, we got to think about it. Yeah, hold on anything you fit entirely in your mouth is a great pet I think. Why? Hold on. No, no, no, no, we got to think about it. Yeah, hold on. Anything you fit entirely in your mouth is a nice pet. OK, a cockroach could fit entirely in your mouth.

I can't really have a pet bug, though. Can you? You certainly could. No, I don't think you can because I think the operative word in pet is pet. If you can't pet it, it's not. You could pet a cockroach. No, cockroaches.

No, it's petting a cockroach. It's not about whether you want to, if you could. You're because when you're in petting and pest. Like you can't pet a snake. It's a fish and a pet you could you can't pet his name is a fish Because you can't fucking pitch fish you can pet fish Red form and Tommy you just corner it and then you rub it. They love the feel of the human hand That's a direct vote from that 70s show Yeah, don't fish have a memory like three seconds. Oh, did you ever see a guy who had the pet fish? Yeah, it was good, good beer.

And he would jump and he'd pick it up and then he'd throw it away and it would come back. Yeah, he'd jump and do his arms. What was the video we just found out? Like the fish had like beached itself and then a cat, like knocks it back, it's like a koi fish or something, it's like, eh, and the cat, like knocks it back and the pond for the fish.

And then if it swims away, somebody find that video, it's really... It's like a fish that wants to die. It tried to come, it tried to come talk to you. It's like, you're talking to a suicide attempt. That would do. It's like, what's the cat take? Oh, you want to kill yourself?

I'm not sure. Get back in. Oh, the cat was like, no. It gets better. I love when humans project that. And they're like, wow, those animals are helping each other. There's like five minutes later. You don't see the tiger killing the zebra.

You're the worst. Because I do this all the time to Gavin. I'll be like, Penny's powdering. Because she, because earlier I told her, she couldn't I'll be like Penny's powdering cuz she cuz earlier I told her she couldn't have like and she's like on the corner the couching cat Gavin will be like she can't feel that she can't Pout it's a dog for Christy. She can't. They have emotions. Back me up on this. Dogs can't. Dogs can totally power.

But they can't. They can't. And they can't have a dog. You saw our dog yesterday. It's just a miserable bastard. That's all dog yesterday. It's just a miserable bastard. That's all it is. It's just a sad dog. That's not true. What dog?

It's sad. What do you do when you're sad? You be sad. You're pout. Thank you. No, you hold it up inside and you can't. She was on the far end of the couch, like tucked under the cushion, looking miserable.

There's something there, but I mean mean we project ourselves onto animals so much. We're like that dog smiling is like no his face is permanently like that. That's most of our discussion is like well why did you do that? So because Penny saw me do this to the cat so now I have to do this. It's like what you want you out about. It's a make it even if we give it to the cat. You have to be sad with a dog. Then Penny gets jealous. I'm in the middle of this, you realize this.

Adam, it's just that we need to be jealous. I feel like a pharaohess. What do I do? What do I do? Well, just call your ex girlfriend or whatever. Send her to Canada. I'm not a pharaohess anymore. I'm not a pharaohess anymore.

Adam's done. He's in our pharaohess anymore. I'm not sure if I'm going to ask you this earlier today. So you put out a video on the note about the straight out of Compton Red Band trailer. Yeah, it did, because it looks freaking awesome. Did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you intentionally make the thumbnail, so it looks like you're a member of N.W.A.

Really? I mean, like, should I need a good photo of the cast, but it's like the cast and who they're playing and Gary Gray, the directors in the middle and the guy who played easy, because easy is Gary Gray, the director's in the middle, and the guy who played easy-e, because easy is no longer with us, is in the middle under it,

and I was like, shit, I'm gonna look like I'm with him. Yeah, sure, it's just, it's perfectly with you. Is that what you didn't do any sort of, like, cool pose? No, I didn't, I'm before, I don't ever like, this, and you're just like, I don't ever pick the background until I've done what, like, I've already done my little poses during my read,

and I wish I had, because I would have fully done like the The steel face that they're doing it was impossible to go back and we shoot it She's like well, not at all couldn't do it, but I really wanted to look like I was with I was with ice cube and dr. Dre Who doesn't want to be part of nw a thing of everyone on nw a? Easy e was my favorite and it was so cool to see the guy that they got to play RIP yeah, they got to play easy E was fantastic and I guess they're using I don't think it's they're remastered I think they're actually using the songs. Yeah, and they're using ice cube sun is playing ice cube

So that was good casting you but easy ease son didn't get cast and neither did dr. Dre's son I guess they both tried out to play their fathers and get cast and neither did Dr. Dre's son I guess they both tried out to play their fathers and I guess Dr. Dre's son took it well, but easy son went to TMZ and like blasts That's gonna be heartbreaking. Yeah, you don't care for your dad still trying to get his PhD So I was thinking about that did they have a big fallen out? Yeah, I assume so I mean obviously Dr. Dre and ice cube are still friends. Yeah, then remember they easy died They talked a lot of shit about easy on, on the chronic, he died of AIDS, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they had a falling out way before that though. Yeah. And then there was like, Shug Knight killed people on the set and then, that was the,

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I didn't yeah, and yeah, he was in like such a hurry to leave. He just backed the car up and ran over and A friend of his. Yeah, and killed him. And now he's going to be on trial for murder. And took off. Yeah. And took off. A true American hero. That's unbelievable.

So crazy. So I'm excited about this movie. I think it looks really good. I want to see the Shug Night movie. That's going to be good. It might be able to make it soon. You think the one who likes it. Like the Shug Night movie. That's gonna be good. It might be coming might be able to make it soon So we're just gonna hang you over this Oh for the thumbnail for that video I could just be like

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No. His bedroom looks like... I have some napkins here for you guys by the way. I was telling it, I was telling Blaine. His bedroom looks like the kill room from the girl the dragon tattoo. Wow. Just...

Just... Just... It's like fluorescent lighting and just a bed. And I was like, where's your condom is like right here? Do you see how many he has? Yeah, he's running low running low. He had like 50 in that last vine I don't know. He knows he does it to him with the jerks I was like

We know he got stood up on that day. He's not taking anybody out but on on the way over But on the way over I think Blake's a great guy. I didn't want to talk about it behind his back on a podcast that can be listed by thousands of people No, he's right there. I know I know He got stood up. It's not a secret. Yeah, um, he's a lot of condoms though not as many as I thought he would But it's pretty good, but it's a lot. I saw though. Not as many as I thought he would, but it's pretty good. But it's a room scared. He'd read a lot. I saw that video. That fine. I was like, I don't know if I would be scared or excited

if I got to a guy's house. I'm sure he was like, aha, it's for a joke, but really, he's like, hell yeah. So he's like, aha, joking. These are the condoms I have. So. I've put these in here. I wonder if he keeps it.

Do you keep them in a vase next to your bed? They're display piece? No, no, they're in a drawer. I've seen them. I wonder if he keeps it. Do you keep it in like a vase next to your bed? Like their display piece? No, no, they're in a drawer. I've seen them. I fully had a friend. Who has that many colors that are used to be a vase? No, I had a vase. I had a vase.

I had a vase. I had a vase. I had a vase. I had a vase. I had a vase. I had a vase. I had a vase. I had a vase.

I had a vase. I had a vase. I had a vase. I had a vase. I had a vase. I had a vase. I had a vase. I had a vase. I had a vase. and we went to her dad's room and he had like a clear flower vase full of condoms and she was so embarrassed. We tease her mercilessly about it. He's a safe maniac. He's a safe maniac.

He's a safe maniac with a vase. Hey, have you ever known one of those things? I thought you were talking about my conscience. Blaine, have you ever had a posh wank? You just use one on yourself, but it's just you. You have? Smart man. You just use one on yourself, but it's just you you have Only works 9.5% of the time People get too fancy he said it's so confidently. I was like you're my the weirdo

You've never been like I'm waiting I've got to cost money You it's a waste of resources you should have done that cheap you should precautionary done that when you're on that plane Well you should have worn a diaper That play is that rude we Did also a breakfast with me and I had to take him home in my car this is becoming a problem No, it happened a lot It was a hard time for you. Are you like a fart Joker? Like do you?

Never I just had food poisoning or something. Yeah, I made me poo. I recently had a similar situation when you guys first met as I was just played wingman for Blaine I was for somebody that I know you're good win good win man. In LA. Well LA's different too. You grew up in LA right Adam? Yeah, from LA. Did your wife from LA? She is. Well Helen, you guys have been married. Two years coming up on three,

but we've known each other for like 10 years. You know each other for 10 years? Yeah, we used to work at the same clothing store together. You happy? What can I question? Yes. I've never heard that question before. I'm not that so fuck take it, leave it.

No, I was like, that's the first time anyone's ever asked me, like are you having, it's like, he still hasn't said yes. Yeah, that's what I'm fucking. He's not like, I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost.

I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost.

I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost. favorite show so you brought up is the bum dude I would be pretty pissed you took about a minute and a half It was a shocker like that's like I really could take him off that he was like like I've never been asked this question but you can't happen you still have an

answer to it so are you happy? I'm so happy about that I'm happy he answered it Yeah No but seriously yeah We're having a conversation I'm being good wingman and then we are really through Anna one of the bus and that's marriage

I met your life you have nice. Um, I think the first time her and I actually met Meg was on the gauntlet Meg was driving us back from party you were in the driver's That's when you guys were like first started dating. Yeah, we what did it? Remember that that was Yeah, I remember that that was We're I got I'm really happy So quick I got fast that was yeah, I'm in the Dumbness we have a secret hand shake you guys have secret And she gave away that was your first that was your first night visiting awesome wasn't

You're from awesome now hold on hold on I want to go back to the secret handshake What the hell is it? Say for what's happening? Let's see it. No way. We're good. How do you guys to the secret handshake. What the hell? Is it like a safe word? What's happening? Let's see it. No way. We're good. How do you guys have a secret handshake? No, this is a secret. What's the point of a secret handshake in case like a doppelganger shows up and tries to like,

so you can see it. If I see him and I'm not sure I'm like, flash and he doesn't answer it, then the handshake is the gov. It's too gay. You know that one, like a good little boy. And then like, it's really worried. It's not super gay.

It's boring, don't you worry. Yeah, but it's really worried. Like the other day we came down, I got a new Gavin had the gray achievement 100 zip up, and I'd also gotten one. If we came down to go to breakfast together, and we were wearing, we just happened to both we were wearing the same zip up,

and Gavin was like, can't do this. Can't have, can't have matching close people we're gonna think we're two gay. I agree with that. That happens a lot. Like we both have like the, the converse chucks, and she'll be wearing, but I can't wear this. Yeah.

One of us is gonna have to change. Well, you've seen those old couples wearing the same jogging suits It's like it's just slowly becoming that Where's it? Embrace it. No, I uh, I was um, I was at dice in Vegas last week. Uh, you know, it's a video game conference And I was walking the the conference is held at the hard rock hotel in casino conference is held at the Hard Rock Hotel in Casino. I hate to play. I mean, Casino.

Yeah, yeah. That's a very nice Casino. So I was walking, I was leaving. We were done with sessions for the day. So I was walking out and like you have to walk out from the break out rooms, pass through the casino floor out to the taxi stand in front. And like I'm walking by and I look at the floor

and I see this really elderly couple. Like they're not standing next to each other at a cramped table, but they're both at the same craps table. And I can tell they were together, even though they weren't standing next to each other, because they were both wearing identical hard rock casino shirts like the logo embroidered.

I was like, obviously, you know, you're really old, you're married. Why would you stand? You're wearing the same thing. You don't even know. Why would you stand next to each other? Those two people showed up at the table and then she was like, Oh, that guy has good taste and sure.

They didn't go to their wall. This is how they met. This is their late in life love that you saw happening. I didn't think about that. In my mind, I was like, they're definitely together. There's no way they both showed up like that. Wow, I can't imagine a gross or love story. They went, they just told me.

These people met. He's showing up at a crowd. He's like room three or two. See you there. Did they look like a treasure? She's like, what? I got a room on the first floor. No stairs. Will Terrick's. Gus did you know?

No more of the box office. Did you know that your disappearance was like a mystery around here? What did you do? There were like at least six people who get by their bike. Yeah, you're out. You're out. You're the days of gustar pass now. I told everyone. No, nobody knew. Nobody knew. I even I went on Tuesday. I left on Tuesday. I went to the bungalow to pick up some packages before I went to the airport and everyone of the bungalows like, Oh, are you not in Vegas yet for dice? I said, No, I'm on my way to the

airport right now. Everyone in the bungalow fucking knows how do you all that know over here? Ryan, different office. Yeah, Ryan came in to ask us about the patch and he's like, I don't know where Gus is. Oh my god. I fucking emailed Ryan like three weeks ago. He was in a cheetah house, like, I was like, who's on the patch this week? Who's like, you know, me Gus and someone else. I was like, Gus is out. I had the fucking email. He came over literally the day before and he's like, I'm fucking nowhere with them Patrick. I was like, I don't know where Gus is out. I have the walking email. He came over literally the day before he's like I'm fucking nowhere with then Patrick was like I don't know where Gus is I told Patrick to that was gonna be there for the patch Nobody knew it was like

Gus just said he was gonna be gone. I don't know what it is everybody was fucking whiteboard calendar I can't say how many times I go into your office on a daily basis and I ask Barbara, where's Gus? I don't know. Yeah, I think we asked Barbara too. Who in this company is away from that desk the most? Well, I'm out of the office probably the most because I go. I'm not counting you for some reason.

Okay, that sounds careful. For some reason, I would say Adam Ellis. Have you ever seen him as a desk? Oh, I see him in the system. He's over with Joel. He has two desks. He showed up to his desk earlier, like at 4 p.m. I found some for the first time today. Yeah. Drunk.

Did you see his tweet? Yeah. He threw Joel under the bus for a big drunk. He was like, Joel is being mean to me. He is drunk. That was his whole tweet. He texted me drunk. I was on the toilet. He said something like me and building F mic, is this a sentence? Like it was really kind of confused.

Adam Ellis did things right. He was hired as a tech guy. Somehow I ended up being drunk at noon on a Monday. At the same job, how'd he do that? That's right. And no one's like, oh, we need to talk to him. It's like, oh, I'm sure you just told me something. It's so weird to see stuff like that.

Jess kid, who was- Jessica Al? Jessica Al was the number one most popular user for like the first four years of the Ruchitith website him and Barbara you longer than that we're doing yeah maybe I've been like six years yeah he was like number one he he did a I think he did a vlog before anybody else

and if I think he did stuff with that vlogging stuff I mean he'd be yeah it was a 2004-2005 vlog yep and you guys loved it like that was like 17 of the time yeah and just kid TV Yeah, they would eat that stuff up He was he was bar none the most popular member of the of the site for a long period of time He recorded he was at Pax East the very first one When Monty made his debut and he put up the video last week

Oh, right and showed it and I watched it and it was crazy to see like Lots of other stuff that was in that as well. Like Gilby was there. Adam Ellis, he was there in the front row. Like just he pan across and there's Adam Ellis right there. Like sitting there. Why do you have his face? Yes, I have a video of him coming by the booth that year. So it was like five years ago,

a video of much younger Gilby coming and bringing hot sauce for us and trying to get us to eat it. It's so cute. It's like watching like kindergarteners graduate from high school. It's like, look at you when you were so young. Yeah, when you when you first told me that, you know, that was him who brought us the hot sauce.

I said, holy shit, I have a video of you on my phone and I like scrolled like, look, here it is. He's like, you still have that on your phone? I was like, yeah. What a beautiful. Well, that's the exact moment that I needed. There's footage that I have of, I went to New York in 2005 to a screening.

And someone made me stand up because they gave me a trophy for like the longest distance traveled. Yep. Ty guy made me a trophy. Ty guy, yeah. And they made you eat an Oreo because he'd never had an Oreo before. It was my first time in America.

It was cool. I've still got the video. You still have the lady hair then. No, I'd already cut it because I had a job at- Overway troze, I'm sorry. Hence me being able to afford a flight to New York. Oh, with your dad, yeah? For some reason.

For some reason? I thought you made money cutting your hair. The way you told that story. That's how you cut your hair and you made a bunch of money and got a free plane ride. He's like, I was like the gift of the man. He's like the gift of the man. Did you see how silky that hair was?

He put it in a certain way, sold it all. It's a good look. And I stood up to get my award and Jeff was like Your flies under in front of a room full of people. That was my first interaction with Jeff. Do you do you think of yourself as blonde? Like I used to be blonde not anymore, but you wouldn't tell you if you I would say I have brown hair now You'd say your brown hair. I used to be I was I had white hair when I was a kid So I'm like bright blonde hair when I was a kid so I'm like bright blonde hair until I was Every baby basically Yeah, it's a common thing, but I don't think it's everybody unless you have permanent black hair

You don't know I had black hair when I was born like I Yeah, super dark. Yeah, but I wonder what it takes to hold on to Like blue eyes babies are always born blue eyes and their eyes changed They say I had blue eyes and blonde hair and as a kid they just all man It was your brown worst stuff was Smash up disappointed Hitler was with the all-comers like they're perfect and then like It's like some sort of willy-won-kill like boots monitor things like reject that one change The gold Meg isn't right

I that one changed. The gold neck isn't right. I just, you know, I'm watching my kids go to the end of now. My oldest kid is no longer blonde. He's definitely got brown hair now. And it's like, when is that is? Why does it happen? You don't hear garking over time. When I was a kid, I was a redhead.

Get out of here. When I was a kid. I didn't think you were, you was a redhead. And I had red hair until I was about seven or eight, I think. Really? Then it turned black were you like okay like that was a little crotch question why is that such a big deal in the UK red hair why is that like a thing like we don't make fun of redheads in the US but that's like a thing you make absolutely make you have you seen South Park that's that's that's I think

that's bar from the UK the ginger thing away I know your ginger in the US I mean we might have taken a ginger day but they still make fun of red That's that's that's I think that's bar from the UK the ginger thing away I know your ginger in the US. I mean Ginger day, but they still make fun of red I think the South Park ginger thing was there was a result of the ginger's have souls don't have souls Ginger's don't have so yeah, it's just cuz they do have souls. That's what he says in the video They do have so I think it's just quite rare for someone to be ginger. Is it really rare? Yeah, that was one ginger kid in my class like super pale freckles ginger hair I mean what wasn't like I think my generation was already already passed the whole like Oh, where they yeah, okay, I just want to wait the way it's cuz I when I was growing up

It's like if a kid had red hairs. It's like I knew get named Andy growing up Who ever has a shade of hair? Yeah, just got red hair. You know, it's just wasn't a big deal like and people love red Headed girls and so I don't I never should in UK. Why what's the rarest eye color? Stevie has yellow eyes and I remember yeah, I've never seen any boss with yellow eyes ever Jason I'm kinda has yeah, Jason has yellowish eyes Jason Rose. Jason. I'll don't yeah, okay But what the hell you said Jason? I just said it. We just saw Jason. Oh Jason We just saw Jason Rose like two days ago Very nice. Thank you. Yeah, let me see here. Yes, he's got like yellow eyes. I

Want to see that's real. Let me see nice. It's super real that she has Like the nice I have a lot of uncles and remember or like great uncles and members of my family who have green eyes So I always wish that I had gotten those I've green eyes brown Yeah, I'm the only person in my family who doesn those. I have green eyes. Brown. Yeah, I'm the only person in my family who doesn't have blue green eyes. I just fully got like, shi- eyes. My wife, I'm very happy with, as a green eyes.

That's too late. I love her. My phone keeps buzzing and I'm like, I don't think she's watching. You're going to get back and be like, I don't even know that you're sweating just a little bit. Yeah, I got 16 lights on me and I sweat a lot. It's definitely not worth it. I've been running with Gavin all day, I've done like, I got 16 lights on me and I Swet it's definitely not worth it running with Gavin all day have done like I've been busy Come on I sweat like a fat dude. I don't know why it's Porge genetics. I'm sorry. Do you hate do you hate trying on clothes? It like like China clothes? No, try not close

Oh, like when you go like these guys got new outfits It takes forever for me to go get an outfit one of my least favorite things in the world to do is go try on clothes and store. It's really like, it's the only time you have to test stuff. Yeah, well the worst. You get that closet room with the smear where people are looking at you. And you're like, where are you going? Nobody looks at you.

They got the sign right there telling you people are watching you when you're scubbies and stuff. They got me to turn the camera. Yeah, I've never seen that. You've never seen a son I never seen a shop lifters will be Proc Yeah, I work watching you I worked at a clothing store that

I'm gonna take you know about put it keep it away Keep it boxes What are you doing putting a condom on a jerking it? I'm doing a posture Don't acknowledge it That's fine. That's a great idea guys. You're so funny. I will tell you if I'm gonna be a suit I'm like look I got I can try on two things and then I'm out This is the most Gavin I act on a regular basis. It's like that's it

You take mother you can be your limit everyone has a limit for everything right like if someone wants to take my picture I mean take maybe 50 pictures you're done 50 pictures. You got one good one John Rice He told me the funniest fucking thing when we're in LA he had to take headshots of Michael and Gavin for some lady Which I already have really just need to take one of Michael cuz Michael you sit there and be quiet So he goes he goes Michael. Hey, can I take photos of you? Michael's, yeah, okay, so they go outside, you know, and Michael's like, takes photos with him, everything's fine. Gavin, he goes out, he had to bring a shirt for Gavin, and I guess the shirt was a little bit wet. Why, why you tell the stories if you don't tell him right? I'm telling you exactly right.

Yeah, it's true, you're not telling your right. What happened? Okay, Michael had a long sleep show. And I had a very short sleep shirt He asked me to bring alternatives, which I did I remember to do we then walk like five minutes away from the office in the cold It's freezing. He takes like 50 pictures of me and then he's like All right switch the shirt. I was like what? We picked this shirt. It's a headshot. It's a headshot. You've got the pictures Change the color of my shirt and Photoshop and I took another shirt freezing and I went back He got 50 pictures of me. You've got the pictures. Change the color of my shot and Photoshop. And I took another shot, freezing, and I went back. He got 50 pictures.

You didn't just go back. According to Josh Reisinger, you walked to your shirt, like you were gonna change, and then you bolted. You went away. I ran, it was cold. I went, I went to your back. I went to your truck, too. I went to get back inside, and D, it was freezing.

John showed me the timest stamps and the time from the first photo being taken to the last photo You taken before you ran away was three minutes You know that John was so upset and came to my desk to tell me about how upset he was or Michael I think actually use one of the old ones because that better and B, you already got one from that bad. Yeah, he gave me two months to wear a different color shirt change it. I did. So I he told him and I asked Gavin. Go ahead. How long were you out

there? Because Michael made it seem like it was maybe only two or three minutes. Gavin told me what did you say? You said you're out there for 15 minutes. It was 50 was five minutes just to get there. See why I ran back. Who you ran? How long did you take three minutes to run back? No, I did. It was 50 was five minutes just to get that See why I ran back Who you're having to take three minutes to run back? No, I did it like it was ever by the bungalow

I wasn't even Fungal No, it was way past way past the bungalow Bungalow is halfway if that by way we should be going out the John Reissinger has taken like every single good photo of you That's ever been taken all the merchandise we've ever had anything with your photo on it But let's play live poster taken by strong simulator all John all John let's play our posters great I appreciate as what when it's indoors in this one. It's freezing cold Don't a t-shirt. How long do you want to be taking pictures?

Whatever's appropriate shot. I'm a team player Gavin for laser team We we were in the middle of the field you and I in suits that had no warms to them at all Uh-huh, and we were out there until five in the middle of the field, you and I in suits that had no warms to them at all. Uh-huh. And we were out there until five in the morning, freezing. Yeah. We were under, we were right over, between takes, we were right over to this big bank of lights. We looked like chickens in like a fifth grade. I had a blind track. I had a blind track.

I was like, under these bulbs, like just trying to heat ourselves up a little bit. We did the same thing, all of the, the R2 ladies. And it was, and we stayed until it was done. Listen, hey, listen, you, you, I actually, for whatever reason, that scene that you were in, I did not have to be there tonight. I fully acknowledged that was the hardest and I did not. The coldest night for no reason. They were like, who's gonna be naked?

Let's do it. Let's make it as cold as possible. It was cool. I think you're trying to make me look like a knob. Nope. And your tolerance is at the same level as I am. If you took 50 pictures and then had to switch a shirt to do it all again, what was the point in the first 50 pictures? Because then you have one color and then you have another option. It's a headshot. Yeah, but your shirt is included in a headshot.

Like it's not just your like, cranium, like you get like your shirt in it too. What's it even for? Who's gonna see this headshot? Oh, let me tell you, I've seen this thing because we've gone to some distribution presentations and it's the headshots, it's me and then Colton and then Michael and Gavin and it looks like Michael, they look like shirts photos. Like we went outside, they're up against the wall

deals, you know, like this, like that. And then it goes straight from you guys to Alan Richardson who's like, male model, you know to Alan Ritzon who's like mail mom Sure have up. It's like the Jackson position What's that what was yours taken from we did portraits Two or three years ago now And that was there's a redo in mind to in the set, but I was just out of town when they did it The portraits of one of them I used for my Twitter Avatar what have you in the conference room one of them I used for my Twitter avatar.

What are you in the conference room? One of the conference room in the microphone, but I have other ones from those sets as well. He's like, Gus has one where he's underneath the arrow. Jeff has one where he's leaning on the couch. Those are all from the same set we all had portraits done of all the people who were shooting. Someone in the community found that picture me,

I don't know what I'm gonna say found, but someone I guess saw that picture of me under the arrow for the first time. And I saw gonna say found, but someone I guess saw that picture of me under the arrow for the first time, and I saw this long discussion about how, obviously everything in that photo was photoshopped, and nothing was real. It was like very shopping. Yeah, no, it was just shopping, yeah.

That was me sitting in my old office at Rafa Blanedo on like a shitty little stool in front of the wall. Like, it was just, it was just shopping. And they're like, obviously the arrow, which is that arrow now that we use in the back of the podcast, it was just sharpened. And they're like, obviously the arrow, which is that arrow now that we use in the back of the podcast, that arrow's fake. No, you've seen the arrow, it's right there. It was just on a different wall.

Hey, whoa, this is a green screen. I can't, this is all fake behind us. That light that wasn't turned on, we forgot to put the template that we're the lightest turn. Oh, it's on now. I love that, Mary-O. Do you know how no Mary-O came back here

and turned it on right away? She was waiting, like she kept waiting for the first time to be in a wide I thought that's why Bernie was like absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely he said absolutely or sending like six times in a row and I thought you were buying Mary all time to go turn the sign

Well, absolutely not doing that. What's that? What is that happened? This is the beginning of the podcast I don't know. She ran out and I think she pulled the little uh chain to turn it on and it didn't turn on so she had to like plug it in. I saw her messing with the uh with the punch and punch and punch and punch and punch and punch. Yeah. Yeah. I thought I'd get a really well. You did a good job. That was great. That was fine. It was good. It was so good. I'm a professional work. I didn't notice that that was that good. It was seamless to me. Although I've had a few

bits. It happens to you. Look at the worst. What's the pizza we got today? It's terrible. Oh, the pizza's great. Oh, the pizza we got today? It's terrible. Oh, the pizza's great. Oh, the damn olives. What? No, black olives on pizza you should never do that. No, black olives are great. Black olives are just fine.

You don't like olives anymore. I don't like olives anymore because I had like probably a hundred green olives the day I had a severe allergic reaction to medication in the UK. You probably ate a hundred green olives. No. Get a guess. You flush and all right. Hold on to all right. I don't know what all of the trying to be all is amazing. I don't write No, does Ming in mean amazing no, Ming in this terrible me. Ming means fruit. That's trying to be meat But I don't like anything that tries to be meat. That's not me like portabella mushroom

How could you what about? I'm on to choke egg no Oh, how could you? What about... What about onto choke? Eggplant. No, disgusting. When people put eggplant in lasagna, eggplant disgusts.

Eggplant skin. Obergine for non-Americans. Obergine. I felt betrayed as a kid, because I was always told that was chicken parmesan, but my family was using eggplant instead. My grandma's like, here's our Italian chicken parmesan

and found it later as eggplant. Fucking hate you, grandma. Yeah. You know what? Did you feel like that's not even close in texture? Were you just too young to recognize that it's not chicken? It was because it had so much sauce

and different things on it. I was just like, all sim this is me. And then I got older and I was like, something's off. Like this isn't right. And like, what else is there? Grail was a fucking liar. Yeah, what else is there lying to you about?

Why is your view eggplant? I don't think, I don't think she liked me very much. Everybody else got chicken and fine. Yeah, maybe, yeah, she's like, maybe it's not the one, yeah. She made one dish of egg for me. Can you mind taking a kid to McDonald's and getting him eggplant, just like, you can substitute eggplant for chicken and everything. So gross.

That's how it is. I didn't say anything when they tried to substitute. Just call it what it is. Don't try to make it like a substitute for me. Yeah, but that's where the market is, that's where the money is. I get it, I get it. It's the market. And I hate all that.

Like the name of it. Not that anyone ever tries to use olives to replace meat, but I feel like olives is one of those things. Like they're too, like meaty. I also like cherry flavor, but I don't like cherries. Did you take the olives off the pizza or did you eat the pizza? Oh wait, what did you do?

You did something obnoxious. I pulled the crust off the back of it. You're the worst. I totally told her. I was doing it though I'm killing this guy What makes it totally fine? Completely until we accept him. Not he's dead. I would Keep going to the extreme. He's saying like hey, everyone's doing it. It's like it's the fun house I'm just saying it.

No, it's pretty dope. Uh, nine? Yeah. There you go. Uh, I did a Rosetta class as a, because we kept going to Game Scum every year, and like every year my wife and I were like, we're going to learn a language.

We're going to do Rosetta Stone. We're going to do this. Can't get past the first lesson. So it's like, all I can say is a little girl can swim. That's about as far as I can get which is probably incorrect I It's like dust frowns shfimmin something like that, but that's probably totally wrong I mean you should go to a beach journey and just pointed all the good little girls in the beach dust frowns swimming

Killin is to a video of all your German, but make it the same, like that every time. It'll be over, probably. I think that just means that woman's swimming. Right, that's what he wanted. But I learned that Frauen is bad now. You can't say that anymore. Yeah, it's like demeaning to women now. I can't keep up.

What do you mean? What do they say now? I don't know Machen is girl. I don't know what like woman is now boys like union. It's something weird. It's hard to pronounce That's when I gave up. He's a resource over there. I forgot all of it. No Katze everything is Everything I ask is the cat it's What why is it that I think I just said over the eating corner? What is it in every corner?

In every corner of the language class, they always teach you how to go to the library. I don't go to the library in my own language. Yeah. Or like, where is the information bureau? Yeah. Hey, hey, let's say it's a foreign language that says we learn, like, what'd you take in Japanese? Do you talk Japanese?

Do you have to say library in Japanese? Mm-hmm. You really don't? No? You don't have libraries in Japanese? No. I'm not a Nazi. They're all... They're just too smart for that shit. But you always learn though, you always learn Spanish, like what's the, like in French, it's people who attack.

They're really attack them. And is it the same thing in German? Bebeoteca? Bebeoteca. But it's like, if someone's learning it for a language, why the fuck would you tell them what, who's gonna go to a library in a place where they don't speak the fucking language?

Everybody who knows a little bit of Spanish knows library and pants. I think it's beach too. And train ticket. Like those are the- Oh I remember when I said French, for some reason I know beach. Yeah.

Flage. But you would never go to the library in a foreign country because all the books are in that foreign language that you don't know what you want to use in computer. Right. Like I learned Japanese in college so maybe it was after the internet and so I didn't learn library. Maybe they were like, you don't know what you want to use a computer. Right, like, I learned Japanese in college,

so maybe it was after the internet, and so I didn't learn library. Maybe they were like, yeah, you have the internet. You don't need the damn library. Like, maybe they've cut library out of those. No one goes to the library anyway. No, you speak some Japanese. Yeah.

Why not? When I came on the actual life charity show, I was wearing my Akira shirt. Yeah. But it was in Japanese and Megas, I get up. I get up. And I was like, what? Are you mad at me?

Which is happening. It's like, like your shirt is like, you speak that. When we were doing, we did a bit that we taped that was us doing pop and cooking. Oh, yeah. Esther inspired it. And we were looking at the back. And I can sound out anything that's in Akata Kana.

So I'm like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, I'm like sounding that. And I'm like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, I'm like sounding that. And I'm like, oh, living, okay, living. I got like a Japan crease, like all Japanese candies. And I'm like, this one is, lemme, oh, lemme on, oh, living, okay. Like I just like, you know what? Dringo, oh, it's an apple.

Like I get so excited when I, yeah, I was talking about it. There, you guys remember that? That's library in Japanese right there. I read that. You've been to Japan? There, you guys remember that. That's library and Japanese right there. Wanna read that? You've been to Japan? No, show con. Toshokan. Japan's the one country you don't need to learn.

You don't need to know a single word. That's not true. No one talks. No. They don't even look at you in the eyes. That's true. Nobody talks, but when you get lost and you try English, nobody wants to speak English.

Just have Wi-Fi, that's all you need. You know the way. But I didn't have Wi-Fi. I brought a Wi-Fi spot. It's the best single home. I think we use a single word of Japanese. We got both. Nothing. We know anything. I didn't have a fight. I brought a Wi-Fi spot. It's the best thing in the world. I think we use a single word of Japanese. We go both. Nothing.

We know anything. We went to a panel in Perth, Australia. And I said we're about to go to Japan. We don't speak as syllable of Japanese. Can anybody here know any Japanese they want to teach us? They only taught us two things. First thing they taught us was the word for penis. And then they taught us the word for yes.

I go, that you are arming us with the worst possible so we went we were in Tokyo for 38 hours yeah I went to a Tokyo before iPhones existed okay so it was like a whole other world yeah there was no like readily accessible information you'd tip a dude like 10,000 yen or something I would want to take it to this bar and there was a cover which was a thousand yen, but I was drunk and I gave him like a hundred thousand yen instead. And I walked in. What's a thousand dollars? Or if you're getting ten thousand dollars, it would be a thousand dollars. Oh, sorry, it was a ten thousand dollars. It was ten thousand, yeah.

And I give it to him and he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's like, it means he was just, you didn't give me the right one. You were just giving ten dollars, you're like, I'm paying was 10,000, yeah. And I give it to him and he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's like, it means he was just, this, you didn't give me the right one. It was the same $10,000 game I had. You should've been like, I'm paying for 100 other people. Yeah, whatever. Like everyone behind me, I'm paying it for it. I didn't read, I'm not very smart. And I didn't realize you could just put data on your phone, like, international data for

just one month. So I went to, when I went to Japan, I didn't have, my cell phone at all. Like I didn't have any Wi-Fi. And then we got lost lost getting to our hotel And but I speak enough Japanese that I could take the dirt I get directions and even the Japanese guy was helping me It was like this hotel is really hard to get to and I was like why they put us there. Thanks YouTube Did YouTube do something? I was like, did YouTube do something? Yeah, I do, they sent me that.

I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, did YouTube do something? Yeah, I do, they sent me that. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, did YouTube do something? Yeah, I do, they sent me that.

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And then he'd ask me which meat I wanted and I'd tell him and then he'd just push a button for me. He was like, oh, he's fucking taking it. He kept saying penis in Japanese. Yeah, he was like, yes, yes. A glory hole. Gamer and I ended up in this tiny little bar in Tokyo with all these old Japanese dudes

Drinking the biggest bottles of sake that I've ever seen in my life and what did we end up eating there? They they took a shine. I was alive. No, I wrote octopus and then they gave us Chicken feet, right and then like I felt like you ate something that I didn't because I thought it was a bit too far It was like we literally ate chicken bones. It was like beak Yeah I thought it was a bit too far. It was like, we literally ate chicken bones. It was like, beak. Yeah. Why, they hated you. They were gonna get you out of the bar. I guess, I'm not feeling they were like,

what can we give these guys that they won't eat? Like, everything they gave them is good. They're eating the human ship. It's weird. It's like, bacon bone soup with them. I fed these guys chicken feet and skin. And all they would say is penis and yes. I was like the Japanese version of Alstwurst.

Yeah, I think we experimented on every time we go. And you always fool for it. It's good. I'm getting into the culture. Yeah. It's funny to say yes in foreign places. Fuck yeah. What do we care?

Well, that if we go to India, we cannot do that. Somebody asked me, I was stuck in a plane yesterday and somebody asked me to Where do I want to go and I said I still want to go to Ireland? I still want to go to India because you and I have to go see Baba. Yeah, let's get it in your first Don't say yes to a lot of stuff in India. What? Defolish we know what India just you know you're gonna get trouble really racist. What do you mean? We be? It's Japan. Yeah, everyone else. Yeah, not India there

Trouble India you get trouble. what your diseases and stuff even more racist We're gonna do a shitload of shots to go to India too just so you know oh my god What's deli belly just like upset tell me from cuz you're not used to the food You know who didn't like it do you can't be Is it this I'm gonna answer? You didn't like it, do you? You can't be with us again. Hey, we're having a really nice day. Hey, we're having a really nice day.

Is it this out of us? I knew the answer, I didn't want to say it. Thank you, Mike. Appreciate it. Oh, man. Bernie called the Japanese Nazis, all right? Well, they were in the Texas powers. They were in the schools.

I don't know, we were talking about this earlier today, but when I was in Japan on the map, they shut their schwasikas everywhere, because that was like an old sign for churches or something like that, or for temples. They used symbol for good luck. Yeah, yeah, but they're still on Google Maps. You're walking, you're like,

what the fuck? Like, still on Google Maps. You're walking like, like still on Google. I mean, he was like, I was just drawn to him. I don't know. It's going to be like, he's going to be like, he's going to be like, he's going to be like,

he's going to be like, he's going to be like, he's going to be like, he's going to be like, he's going to be like, he's going to be like, he's going to be like, he's going to be like,

he's going to be like, he's going to be like, he's going to be like, he's going to be like, he's going to be like, he's going to be like, he's going to be like, he's going to's like, stopping a fucking child. She's like, you know they're not, my Hitler might be here. And she's like, I'm not like, I'm mystery. We're gonna find him. Why did you sound?

He was just like, Google maps the whole time. He's gotta fake beard. He's like, ah, he found me. This is his four square check in. Is this the sluts that come in this? I think it's a bit,

it's a one of level. Everyone, I did not mean to talk about Hitler this much. This was not intended. It's been a whole roadblood mess. Look at Hitler. Someone asked if they fed us in Japan, if they fed us any dude soup. No, hey, do you have the video the guy playing with his pet fish Patrick? I want to see it up there apparently. Watch seem cute. He gives a little pet gives it a stroke. He gives thoughts a bit of water to space

You'll pick a moment a Like, you pick some up and pet some. There's this. This is so stupid. This is still tough. It's stupid, but you would tell me if you had a fish, you've never been this close to any living thing in your life. Oh, my dog.

Oh, look at that. I love my dog. That is the weirdest thing ever. This is so dumb. You know what? This is dumber than the unicorn emoji. I'm gonna get one splice more. How is this dumb?

I mean, is that the equivalent of dunking your dog under water for a little bit and then pulling him up? Because like, you know what the fuck? You knew that, you knew that. I was just saying, he took the fish out of water. I'm with you. And then he throws them back in. And if you're playing with your dog and just shoved them down,

that's kind of the same thing. He didn't go fish at all. It didn't have that much time. It was literally just like, it was like you did a majestic half. my if I had a pet dog he's like Dunk, it's okay. You gotta go with you You're my bath you pour water over That's what I'm saying they took the fish out like you're dug your way all

I think what happens is dude, I don't even think they I Think that's just like a membrane like all the gills that is they separated and they dry out the whole spread out of what i think what happens is there i don't even think they i think that's just like a membrane like all the gills that is they separated they dry out of what they flatten together like they they get all smushed and then they can get oxygen to their gills it's even the gills though out of water would work just as well as in the water because they're so efficient they

pull oxygen out of water how could they not pull oxygen out of the air maybe they need to be wet to function maybe i like that i think him's like fish or bullshit Thank you The same element They you pull them into another Medium why couldn't they breathe out of that? Plus you can't drink an apple

You put it to the blender you could right you have to blend it first. I've had apple juice all right What likes to eat fish other fish? No like if you had it if you have shop right there what like what animal? Elaine animal likes to eat fish Japanese cats like you have to go chat. Don't I'm with you Damn not let me see this Meg How in the hell did that get established the cats like to eat fish like when would a cat encounter a fish and Why don't they go to ponds cats? Does it ponds? to cats like to eat fish. Like, when would a cat encounter a fish? And why would a fish?

I think they go to ponds. Cats visit ponds. But why would we associate cats with fish? Because people don't take water. And fish always have a predicament. That's true. I think I learned it from like looning tunes. Yes, some of Jerry's.

Yeah, looning tunes started it. That cats like fish. And we like, if you save like, also they like birds. They're like birds. You'd be like, why would we feed a fish to a dog? It's just perfectly acceptable to feed fish to a dog, right? Is it just because house cats go after the house fish? So that's kind of on us.

I've never seen a cat in the wild like- What is it together? Never. Does it get tired after a shark or something like that? Like they will go for a fish. But bears not a cat. This looks like one. No, that's racist.

Oh, problem solved. Wait, you can feed fish to a dog. They're like fish flavored dog foods for people who hate being their dogs. Yeah, salmon. There's salmon. There are various, yes. Thank you. I'm not going to use this.

I need to be on the bucket. But whenever it comes to a dog conversation, it's chiming in left and then. Thank you. I know. I'm a dog expert. I know dogs. Thank you. That's what I say.

I'm going to get a fish dog food right now. Yeah. I said I have to buy. Everywhere. I got a dog finger. I got a dog everywhere. I got a dog Dan Petsmart. Yeah, I had to buy dog food yesterday. I fucking saw I walked right by the salmon I like buying the fish dog food because it gives my dogs bad breath Exactly, I don't understand who was like oh, yeah, I want my dog to smell like fish. That would be great Never have I bought something can you feed can you feed a Dog to a fish like would you feed your fish dog flavored fish flakes? Dog flavored?

Yeah. No, I wouldn't. Oh, but you can feed like catfish. I remember when we go to the lake when I was a kid, you get catfish food out of like a little, you put like a quarter end and you do this and you give you like some catfish food. And it looked like dog food.

Like I swear they were just putting dog food on that thing. Yeah, you started. So my dog food. They used to be in feces and so. Yeah, so we- Catfish, like, have you ever smelled like a stinkbait? Stinkbait. Oh, we should oh yeah, we should have

Film Gavin that kind of looks like a bear smelling stinkbait. I don't that's a picture of a new friend letting a fish That looks weird That but I tap anything with a fish tail hanging out of it's mouth is gonna look like no I can't with a fish is now looks totally set I think because of Tom and Jerry that even like minecraft you feed fish Did you a mouth? Jerry what I don't think Jerry or Tom was running around eating fish What was he eating fish if he had fish it wouldn't be eating a mouth he was eating the mouse right? You never got the mouse I know but he was trying to

But I do associate cartoons with like they put the fish in the pool the most She would try to eat Tomcat maybe sometimes you would try to eat the fish flavor cat food, but then Jerry had the can I was just a part of the day of that's how you actually a fish or the bone Put the bones yeah Tom cat is the fish that way we put it in the cat that eats fish Do you ever see that episode? No Tom cat the episode of and Jerry, when they flooded the kitchen and then like diffused the freezer and like shoved it in the water and it froze the entire kitchen. I was annoyed when you couldn't actually do that with the freezer. Did you try it?

No, I was just right about it. I think you were great about it. Yeah, I actually could have my little brother about it. The height of creativity was like those Warner Bros. and Tom and Jerry cartoon. Violet, this hell, and racist, too. I think, well yeah, they're very racist. Part of the time. Far from the two shoes. Far from the time.

The Jackass, I think most of Jackass was inspired by Tom and Jerry's stuff. I really do. Like most of their bits, you can trace back to Tom and Jerry's. Yeah, like where I shot whatever himself, when he was in a backhand. You can do anything you do. That would in particular.

Jackass. Classic Jerry. Medicine ball. I think he was dope. Medicine ball dodge balls the best jackass bit by far to me They did medicine ball dodge ball in the dark and it's just a night vision camera I love the dramatic hand high five I like the old ones I like the fat dudes on the treadmill one was good. Yeah, they need to go flying off the back

I saw a jackass it's called called jackass where are they now? But it was just the behind the scenes for like the jackass 2.5. And they just went, how? That makes it a movie. None of them made any money from it in any way whatsoever. And they all just got like beat up and crippled for a little reason. Lamba Gini, that wasn't his. Yeah, he got, he made money and I think it was like a professional.

Hits Kate's sponsor and stuff. And he had different shows and stuff like that. A few of those guys broke out and did different things but Ryan done literally said he had no money in the interviews I just spent all of it. He was doing that science show. That's probably why I remember he was doing that. The G4 show? Yeah, the Jaskin show.

I mean, I bet from that. Well, I mean, he's not doing anything now because he died. It happened. Yeah, that happened. Well, he was working on that show. Yeah. Wait a break wait a break it's gonna be funny if people entered heaven at The exact moment that they left earth so like he would enter heaven

Backwards in a flaming Lamborghini it'd be a It would be a hilarious entrance. Yeah, like oh ruin that one. Bollocks. All right. Good Burbank on that's what he says. Ballflakes. That was just catchphrase in the game. I'm in the box. I'm in the box. Classic Don. Classic Don.

I was always amazed by how far they would go for Jack Sures. When were they get BAM? They brand a penis on him. Yeah, it was like a hip-hop. They can fit in. They can fit in that he, they haven't gotten the full penis so they can do it like four more times. I would never never let somebody do it one more time, but he kind of like bounced it across him.

So yeah, it's like fall out like. So many said wipe this screw the fingerprints off your screen. You dumb ass hole. So I got this. I got this. I got this. I'm doing my joke with that. I actually don't it's one of the things I was saying about Mac products is how they make you look like just like a greasy human like I have to clean my Apple products Yours is like minor fucking terrible Gus is his skin. He tolls in the metal. It's crazy We should time us that you should take a picture every week of your Well, it really was a problem and I play a lot of World of Warcraft and I don't play as frequently so I don't have my hands

Glue to the space far as that space far as that permanent black mark like basically Yeah, I would like you would have holes. Oh shit from my my sweat. That's my superpower. I can that's great Through You can break out of the bank. You can break out of jail in like 27 if only I could play World of Warcraft and hold on to these bars at the same time We got a wrap up. We're going long. I do want to mention before we go that let's play live is coming up February 20th. Do I'm going to that? A couple of tickets left. Take a t-shirt? Oh, I think all of the seats left are in the balcony, but all the seats at the venue are great seats. Definitely come check it out. It's going to be real fun time. There's our t-shirt.

It's the podcast set. Is that this it on the podcast? I think this Tuesday Actually, it was one house House do two and do two and do two. We got two shirts. Yeah, this is the podcast set if you can't see what that is The podcast set on the podcast set. So that'll be a shirt coming up. So come to let's play live I love this from the last play. Oh, and uh you guys will be out here. We're figuring it out Yeah, I just texted all the guys and said, like, who wants to come? And Bruce is like, all of us is like,

see what we can do. Yeah. I. Oh, sorry. Bye, man. Oh, shit. Bye, everybody. Hi.

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