Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #311

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

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This week this week and this year brought to you by Dollar Shave Club and Nature Box. We'll be talking about both of those fine companies and their fine products. How? Dollar Shave Club shows the best thing about it. How happy are you that I introduced you to Shrove Tuesday? Okay, I can't believe it's one of those things where I thought you were full of shit and that you were absolutely just trying to fuck with us. And now we're here with a fine selection of toppings and with professional pancake maker. I think it's the best contribution. We have pancake makers. We have pancake

makers. Professional pancakes from Kirby Lane. It's a local often. I love Kevin. I love Paris, Texas. It's a good, a good bread. Are you insulted that we have professional pancake makers and not you, Bernie? No, it means I get to eat like free pancakes. We'll see. I, uh, we, uh, due to scheduling conflicts, I wasn't 100% sure if Bernie was going to be here. So I wanted to make sure we, uh, we continued the tradition of pancakes and I'm not going to fucking cook pancakes.

Oh, you done it. Did you miss like an important business venture to be here? I did. They were, I, I was cast in a new movie and I was, they were going to shoot back to back days and I was like, this is going to sound like a strange reason why I can't shoot on Monday, but I have to be an awesome to eat pancakes. And so they moved me. They moved me originally to Friday, but now I'm, I got to go back Wednesday.

That's nice that they changed schedule for you just a day. It was pretty far in advance. Okay. Like, I looked at the schedule and said that they said you're available these days. I looked, I saw that Marty Grah was the day after I was like, oh, no, I can't. I got pancakes. So I came back for that. Well, we're happy to have you back. Yeah. Introduce. Oh, yeah. Hey, introduce yourself. Yeah. Well, I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Barbara. I'm Bernie. And I'm Gus. So I was traveling. Actually Barbara. I'm Bernie. And I'm Gus. All right.

So I was traveling. Actually, it makes a good traveling companion because she's really good on navigation when I'm in a city that we're not familiar with. And I've been going to LA for probably 15 years at this point. I don't know what it is about that city. I cannot learn how to get around in that city. Oh, it is.

Just sit down with a map. I've done it. You have the clothes I've got with that Gavin is I know the different regions and how they relate to one another Yeah, like I had to go to Van Nies for something. Oh, I think I'm the four or five If you write that's I do You nailed it, but I went there with Matt like several different times have you ever traveled with Matt? Yeah, well, it's terrible experience. It's terrible experience just when he's navigating He is an awful navigator with Google maps. It's terrible experience. When he's navigating, he is an awful navigator

with Google Maps. He's just terrible with it. And if he wanted those people that the turn's coming up and before saying, oh, you're gonna turn left in a second, he's just like, oh, turn left. No, he's even worse. He'll say, he'll go, well, to make it turn, he'll go, okay, four miles take a left.

And that's it, he checks out immediately. And then it's like, I'm supposed to remember in four miles. Calculate in your head. Yeah, to take a left. And then he'll completely forget it I love how casually Matt can play off stuff when it doesn't work like if he if you bug is something up He'd be like oh you guess I didn't work with There's no never any ownership of it when that was directing laser team

They the crew kept commenting how calm he was like I guess they're used to working with directors who just lose their shit Yeah, I off the handle. But Matt's like that. Matt's like a quiet crazy. There's actually a couple things here. I've been like stockpiling stuff that show why Matt's crazy. You have a document of why Matt's crazy. I make I make notes on stuff. That's what my laptop is. Oh, also if you want to tweet us at a hashtag RT podcast, we can take questions or comments and all that stuff. We can also take your pancake requests. Okay. Should we get some pancakes started? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do we want to introduce our pancake makers? Please do. They have mics. Say hello. Hello. I'm Morgan Messick. I'm Allison Jackson. And we work for Curvee Lane Cafe.

We're so happy to have you here. Yes, see. So let's do not disappoint us. We're excited to be here. Curvee Lane is a cafe that's a local, I just spent at these food all my friends. Can you have a part? It have a little piece of strawberry. Curbulent is a cafe that is in Austin.

It's not that far away from our studio. It's on Curbulent, but then they opened multiple locations and didn't change the name. So you have like Curbulent Cafe on Lamar Boulevard. Yeah, for instance. I didn't know it was on Curbulent. I thought it was just the name of the place. Yeah, it's right down, it's right down off. It's up up for like 35th just north of 35th. I just learned yeah, yeah

Yeah, just like west of the mar yeah Yeah, the the one and the one down south It used to be where and this is a restaurant we've talked about before You used to be where Gordos is yes, and and Gordos is the all-donut restaurants. Yes Not associated with pancake Tuesday No, anyway, so one patient got by this podcast one pastry was swapped for another pastry is the all doughnut restaurants. Yes. Not associated with pancake Tuesday. No. So one pastry. Not sent to the dot by this podcast.

One pastry was swapped for another pastry. That's a good question. All right, so what's on the menu? Someone, real fast before we get to the menu. Someone tweeted at us that since Pizza Hut had the official recipes podcast, Pizza that we should have eye-hop make the official pancake. No.

No. Maybe we'll be not. Local flavor. Yeah, local. And we're going to have a vinegar drizzle on this one. Hey the The vinegar drizzle was actually really good on that pizza. Have you had it yet, Gaff? No Hey, you haven't had the pizza hut our tea podcast here. You just didn't know. I was nice. We did I hate pizza you thanks to sponsoring our pizza

What you're not a fan listen everyone's real in particular with the pizza place they like. You don't like pizza, huh? No. What do you like? I don't like any like order in, I don't like dominoes. Sort of just grease. You don't like order in pizza?

I don't like gas. What do you like? Like a fancy pizza restaurant that you go to and sit down and take a glass? You have them into Buffalina, a place good. No, what is that? What is that? You don't like it?

No. It's good pizza, man. It's like way too pretentious and way too fancy. They have that one that's like a salad pizza. Even the name's Buffalo. You know what I'm talking about, right? It's like the one that you can't see the fucking pizza. That's a delicious leaves of that pizza.

Awesome. There's a pizza I think you would like that. I forget the restaurant, but it's in Canada. It's a poutine pizza. So there's French fries and gravy and melted cheese. That sounds gross. It's actually terrible. Is it really? Yeah. It's actually terrible.

It's a really? Yeah, it's not good. I was telling Barbara earlier today. Sorry, I don't want to do rail too long from you. It's a waste of time. Please tell us what I meant and say on Twitter. I was telling Barbara earlier today that I reached a new level in social awkwardness

and social anxiety. You? So there's a bunch of services you can use in Austin to get things like take out food delivered to you that places that normally don't deliver and there's another service you can order groceries and they'll come and they'll like you just pick all the groceries you want online. They someone goes buys all the groceries and brings them to your house and gives them me my Instacart. Yes. Everyone in this office uses Instacart. I have been to a grocery store in like three months at this place. I'm in Instac an Instacart order over the weekend. And I thought, God, you

know, I really don't want to see this person. Like, you don't want to see the delivery process? No, I was like, I was there a way I can get my groceries delivered and not have to see them. Is it in the special notes? In the notes I put, please do not knock on my door ring my doorbell. Just leave the groceries on front of my door and send me a text when you're gone. Did you really do that? Did they do it? Oh my god. I was like I didn't have to see anybody.

I just opened my door and food was right there. You know that's the dream. That's the ultimate dream. No, that's not what you're gonna have to deal with a single human being. You get your food and you don't have to even leave your house. Honestly, I would prefer that, but I would be way too scared to ask for them to just leave it and silently walk away. Like, I knew they were coming,

like I saw them pulling up and they're like, oh, I gotta hide. But you could also track it though. So you know when they arrive at your house and when your groceries are actually delivered. Well, they have an option now we can turn it off before it's like you would have replacements if things weren't available.

And they would call you from the store and say, oh, I couldn't get the, whatever. I couldn't get the yogurt with the cherry mixins. All I could do is to get them on the blueberry mixin. So is that okay? And you're like, yeah, that's fine, whatever. And I unchecked a box, just replace it. Don't call me, I don't wanna know.

Just show up at the front door and just tell me we had to replace stuff with that. I don't care. And then of course, I realized, now I had to have a conversation face to face when they tell me everything we were replaced. Now they show up at the door. But I don't tell them to like stand in my front yard

and push the food to the front door with a steak. I'm like, that's not a bad idea. I should just like, come up with like a pulley and a cart or a basket that goes out to them. I always wonder what it write to me funny in the comments. Typically people's actually like the pizza places, they ask you to draw on the package or to draw something stupid.

I just wanna like make ridiculous things like like get this get that do not look at the eggs Like just Just like random like basically what you would got doesn't real life We're just make absurd crazy demands of someone who's doing me a service. You should get a little dumb Waiter for your house. Do you have an upstairs? Yeah, just do it. I'm lob it in a basket and then like just pull it up to the window. Like the floor's lava. You shouldn't start like a megaphone that like speaks outside your house like just leave the groceries and walk away. Like the wizard of Oz. Yeah. We got to see passing. All right. Before I go back to the matting though, let's get to pancakes

gone because this is the whole purpose of tonight. Yeah. So what is on the menu? So what is on the menu? Begin selection strawberry lemonade Pumpkin Morgan's over here cooking up blueberry and oatmeal raisin Right now we have toppings as well. Yeah, when we we told people this morning at the morning meeting that we're gonna have some people coming down cooking pancakes for us. The first word out of Brandon's mouth was pumpkin. I think we told him no pumpkin but uh we'll have some will have to text him. Currently Lisa has a pancake of the month or week. We do we alternate pancakes with the week and we usually have like a vegan special along with like a regular special and then we have one seasonal pancake. Um right now it's still

on winter so it's still pumpkin but it's about to move into the spring so. Do you have anything gluten free pancake be just like cardboard? Is there any food that can't be gluten free? Like is there an old gluten food like wheat bread? We couldn't be gluten free out of it. Can't be gluten free Can't be wheat and separate the gluten Like you shake it up enough or something like that. I don't even really understand Like boil off the the glue the gluten. Like if you shake it up enough for something like that. I don't even really understand what the boy left the the glue. You know Jimmy Kimmel actually did a funny bit where he'd walk around in California. Like I'm like Hollywood Boulevard. Any ask me are you healthy? And they say,

oh yeah, and they said, do you you're gluten free? They're, oh, absolutely. You go, what is gluten? And nobody to a person, nobody knew what gluten was. But they were all absolutely gluten free. It's too small. Like that. not gonna get too small. You don't care anymore. It is true. It gets small enough. Yeah I'm sure you care about your looks, but do you care about like a really small piece of your face? You mean like do I care about how I look right here? Yeah, it's like right there. You don't care now I don't care. Look at the zit and you're worried about that good point Point what is that Gus? We got some early test vegan pancakes here. Oh, what's it? So what what would be a non vegan pancake?

I guess using yeah, but what's it got in it? Yeah, oh right eggs and milk that That travesty That that that travesty Before this is a pancake with no eggs. You know milk in it. Yeah, it's just like water and wheat and the souls of orphans This is what I was worried about vegan stuff. I'm always worried that like they're replacing it like this normal stuff like eggs and milk They're replacing it with something that's a substitute to be it'd be way worse. Like, and we can read the ingredients on the package. I'm sure you don't do this at Kirby Lane. One of the words can be like some kind of like eight

syllable chemicals. It's pretty good. That's got official reaction. First pancake is pretty good. Give me a bite. All right. Here's why Matt's crazy. You guys just asked me, these are things that I think that make Matt crazy. You tell me. First of all, I've talked about this one thing before. When we were in college, Matt would play in the N64. He would play this kangaroo-free baseball game. Oh, and just hit home runs. Yeah, and he would play on the easiest setting, and he would play, I think it was like, the Mariners for probably the best team

or the Braves for the best team on that game. And he'd play like the Lausy, like the Kansas City Royals. I know they went to the World Series this year. They weren't good when we were in college. What's wrong, Barbara? And he would sit there and he would just crack home runs and he would play the game for like four hours And there's no mercy rule and I'd walk into the living room and he'd be like up a hundred and two to one I go what are you doing? I could why don't you play in a harder difficulty?

Gus now I'm having a good time He would sit there and like hit home runs and hit home run good good training for timing I watched him stamp on an HDMI cable once it was one of them and Captain dynamic and he just stepped on HDMI that was going to the monitor and like bend it and he he he wasn't like oh my bad he was just like I need new HDMI cable. It was his role with this. Yeah just so subtle just so sort of chill about everything. Talking about you get close to the mic you can even be talking about Matt playing that uh that baseball game makes me think about when I was in Australia with Jordan, who makes animated adventures. You would get up really early in the morning, like, I don't know, four in the morning to watch football games, like to watch. He's a big cult fan. So you want to watch the Colts game. And of course, I didn't wake up that early, but one morning I woke up and I was like, I, I wonder how Jordan's game went and I looked and the closer to one by like a crazy amount

Like I don't know 50 to 10 or something. I was like, oh, you got up early and watch the game for nothing right? It's a huge blow. I was like, no, it's a good game. They scored a lot of points It's like that's not the definition of a good game. It's not scoring a lot of points. I would imagine I feel like good games are close games Right. Yeah, I was close to you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So, I had to use my phone died for something. We were somewhere in my phone died. I know so I just mad if I could use this phone to look something up. iPhone, all of you guys have iPhone? Yeah. Okay.

On iPhone, you have apps, you have pages of apps. And depending on how many apps you have installed, how many pages that you have. Like you swipe to the left to go to your next batch of apps. How many pages do you have on your phone? Three. Three. You're all the way up to three. I keep

everything on one. Okay. And so then I use the folders to organize everything. Hey, photos. What is your deal? Do you just have all your apps installed like on the root and you just page between them? Yep. And you still only have three pages? Yeah. No, you might not have a lot. I have one page called Apple PAP, which is a little crap that you can't delete from your phone. Oh, yeah, I have a folder for that stuff. Yeah, it's like the

bin of like Apple forces you to use it. Like, I use this phone. He has 16 pages of apps. What? 16 pages. Like, the bottom of his phone is just pure dots. To be fair, he has a defense for that. What is that?

His kids play with his phone. That would make sense, except you scroll and like page 13 is like a navigation app. I'm like, why is this, why is this app like on a page by itself in the middle of all of the pages? What's the organizational structure here? And he's like, I don't worry about it. I'm like, how do you find it, Gus?

I don't worry about it. Is he just too relaxed? I was just like, oh, that's why he's terrible at giving directions in LA. He's like, hold on. It's right. It's okay. It's like, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip the, put the, put the, put the, put the, put the, put the, put the,

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No it doesn't look like iPhone 6. What? You just have an iPhone 6. Yeah but like I'll spotlight an app. I do that all the time to find out. So what's wrong with the 6? It's just like I type in NOT for like to find notes. Nothing comes up. Have you had that? Uh-uh. Do you exclude apps from search? No. No. I checked. Oh! Bad. Bad. Can you exclude stuff from search? I think you can.

I got a problem where like Instacart, you use as an example, is they will text you. I don't like not having a picture next to a text. So I made, for all my services, I made a contact and then used their icon for the contact. I thought you were going to say you found a random picture of a dude and like made it back. I made him stop on my doorstep and take a photo of the guy when he dropped off my Mr. Instacars. Ribbys date. Who is that? Is that Blueberry? Vegan? Yeah. Vegan one. Vegan one. Is this strawberry lemonade? That can't possibly taste good, but I'm gonna try it and say I feel like we're not making use of any of our topping so oh yeah, what's hot kind of plate? Oh good?

I'll just use this as my Lemon pancake I need I need that back so we get more pancake I know I'm just waiting to have a plate because it's good. I like that We should have a conveyor belt. We should get that for me It's like conveyor belt sushi The conveyor belt pancakes. All right. Here's the last thing I'm gonna listen to this stuff that's crazy about map Here's why though I make him navigate even though he's really really shitty at it when we go places is because when he drives He listens to the radio. Oh

No, but he listen listen to this Barbara You know what station he listens to the radio. Oh no, but he listen listen to this Barbara You know what station he listens to Matt listens to the scan function He hits the scan button and he listens to three seconds of every radio station And he I don't go are you ever gonna find? It's quite mad call it I said you ever gonna find the station when I listen to us guys. No, I prefer to listen to this. I go what? He says yeah cuz then you just get like a little taste of everything. That's brave. He's the ever heard. I never heard of anybody you listen to the radio

like that. He prefers to listen to the scan function. I don't know what to think of Matt anymore. I'm not really weird. Yeah. That's the weirdest thing by far. That is the weird. Is he trying to find a song he likes? No, no You really use your little everything. He has three seconds of a song. He loves he's like, oh man. I love that song You know I hope we come back around I get to it again before it's over. It's done. He would make a perfect DJ. I think about it like an L. It's like 80 radio stations in LA. So it's like you go from like talk radio to classical to Tejano I want to make a three more Tejano stations

to then class of crock. I wanna make him a mixed tape now, just like three seconds of everything. I don't know. You're a recap for our show. It's a attention span, it's really short. Barbara, I have no idea. I can't explain anymore.

I just, there's things about Matt. I've known him for 20 years. I just can't explain. What's it like? No, it's some 20 years. What's that? What's that like? It for 20 years. I just can't explain. What's it like? No, it's something for 20 years. What's that? What's that like? It's a drag.

No, it's good. It's actually like, I actually went out with some friends recently. They're trying to get me to go do this Spartan run. Don't do it. You had a bunch of friends in town that did the marathon. Yeah, they did the marathon. It was my friend Noob's and my friend Julia, who was also

my brother's girlfriend. And we shall just be sitting in the audience. Josh Flanagan. And Josh Flanagan, they have marathon. It was my friend noobs and my friend Julia who was also my brother's girlfriend Josh Flanagan and Josh Flanagan the half marathon. He did the half marathon. Even though he's a full-size dude He did the half marathon. So he was fast as shit, too. Yeah, he did two hours You could track him on the app. Yeah, and the pace is he was doing like 830 So that let me do some math for that real quick eight into 60 eight minutes 30 seconds So he's doing about why put your eyes eight miles an hour, right? Don't you worry thinking face yet after all these years? You think about this

Eight miles, but you know it's funny because I just got head shots done by John Rice and you're Mm-hmm and he had me facing the sun and I'm kind of naturally a squinty person as it is You don't say and so facing the sun I'm like like this like that thing and I'm just like I can't do this so we had to turn around and go the other way So to make myself feel better. I want to look at like head shots of Clint Eastwood that dude Clint Eastwood is a This age he is a walking ad for sunscreen that guy that's a dude who like

He is a walking ad for sunscreen that guy that's a dude who like grew up in the sun and just had like they had invented really sunscreen But is he just like a piece of leather? Yeah, he's yeah Take it a pass it on fucking American icon no question about it, but where your sunscreen? I want to blueberry because I had this strawberry lemonade Okay, I'm gonna take these two. What was this for? Want me to race him? Well, the new one. I don't want that one. I don't for? Yeah. Brought me a raisin? Well, that's a new one. I don't want that one.

I don't like raisins. I don't like cooked raisins. You guys are raisins I don't like. I don't like cooked raisins and I don't like un-cooked raisins. It's something like raisins. I don't like raisins. I don't like raisins. It's what I'm gathering.

Isn't a raisin a cooked grape? No, it's just a dried out grape. It's a dried grape. They don't heat them up. What do you mean? Oh my god. Whoa! Speaking of raisins. It's like a grape. It's an old grape. They don't heat them up. What do you mean? How the... Oh my god. Whoa.

Speaking of raisins. It's like a bad thing to... All right, I gotta get creative with this. How do you, how do you raisin? How do you raise a raisin? How do you make a raisin? I think you just dry out a grape, right? Yeah, but then you put sugar.

Well, you send it to school and then you make sure it's well fed in house. You get the car with it 16. That's it. Then you can get out. Raise a raisin. Is it Canadians get cars? Is that like a good thing? Yeah.

Like we turn 16. Rich Canadians. Oh, is this a rich thing? I didn't get a car with no 16. I didn't get a car with no 16. So it's not a common thing. I think it's the same as America or any other country I don't think it's that common in the US. I mean Texas is a car culture And so we were 16 most people got cars, but they were always like just the worst like junky cars

Yeah, no my first car listen kids We love you, but we're not gonna spend a lot on your safety. Yeah, mm-hmm Have no I didn't. I only, my first car was when I moved to Texas. I didn't have a car before that. She's my parents car. Yeah, I'm trying to turn this off. My parents bought me a car.

I'm trying to turn this off. Woo! I'll do more than that for those. My parents bought me a car when I was 18. But they bought me a car that was manual transmission, and I didn't know how to drive manual transmission. Yep. And my dad gave it to me. I said, but I don't know how to drive this car. He looks at me and goes, you'll learn.

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You ever drove an Impala? Yeah. So an Impala has a lot of really terrible features in it. One feature it has is that when you go over the speed limit, it gives you a warning and tells you you're over the speed limit. How does it know you're over the speed limit? I guess it reads the signs. My card is a two.

Look at your bitch. Yeah, and it like warns you says, your speed limit seems to read the signs. It's burnt into the map information. I don't think it is. It is. GPS stuff. Yeah, they know which the strips of road don't change the speed limit. You see you.

Well, then they update the maps. When they have construction. When they have construction, they know it. Why would you want to start the road? If I stood at the side of the road, I'd hold it up a sign that said 10, what are the cars? Maybe, yeah. Maybe all the automatic cars.

Like, my car reads all the traffic signs. What else will it read? What's at the Warren piece? It read movie dick that might say. It's pretty straight to grade. Yeah, absolutely. It's what's that? Warren piece. It read movie dick. My favorite. 50 shades of gray. Yeah, absolutely. A bit of the movie. The call out really wet for something.

It read Christine. Oh, it's a car. Do you think they had to put down like some sort of plastic wrap on all the seats and 50 shades of gray? Oh, we go again with this. This is we're going through the exact same thing with Fitzgerald Gray that we went through with Twilight. And I know it, like, that's Fitzgerald Gray started as a fan fiction for Twilight, right?

Supposedly. Yeah. Supposedly. That's how it started. What is it about? Some sort of like, Ray Piss billionaire or something. What's it about? Yeah.

What is it about? Gavin tells us what other shades of gray background. You've heard a lot about it. I don't know. I've never read the damn thing. Who's the main character? What is your interpretation of the book based on what you know what you've heard? What is who does the main character? Why is it only an easy to plow in someone? There you go. Why is it called 50 shades of gray?

No idea. Okay Can't put it over the reason raining Yes, I think it's based in Seattle I just finished eating pancakes. No, you never finished eating pancakes. Hey guys want some in the audience over here We got some people over here. Yeah, have a good time grab some Card up from your marathon experience soon. I have something embarrassing to admit really? I Have read all three books of 50 shades of gray. There's three bucks I have read all three books of 50 shades of gray. There's three bucks.

Three bucks. Three bucks. There's three bucks. 50 shades of gray. 50 shades of grayer. There's 50 shades darker and 50 shades freed. I've read all three. So this is a franchise.

There's going to be more of these movies. Yeah, there's going to be, I mean, assuming this one does okay. The epic trilogy. What, no, why is it embarrassing that you would read that? Just because of what's associated with the books and how it's like supposed to be erotic. Did you get a whole lot of buzzard? That's what I'm talking about.

Sometimes, yeah. That's what I'm getting at here. Is that why, why, anytime there's something which is associated with women's sexuality, it becomes like this like source of ridicule. Like that was the whole Twilight thing too. They talked about all the coogries that would go watch Twilight.

Yeah, I think it's because it's known for like a lot of middle-aged women reading it and getting all pot-bullard by it's because it's known for like a lot of middle-aged women reading it and getting all pot-bollard by it. And it's like something known as a mom's book. Did you have to emergency put the book down? No, I didn't have to emergency put the book down. Must must be a very good book then. I need a jerk right now!

So, you know, there's a lot of, obviously a lot of hoopla. We're even talking about it. But I read the most stupid article I think I've ever seen in my life on Mashable. Wow. Last week, I guess they're leading up to the whole like, like mostly blueberry. Look at that. That's a lot of blueberry. Those are good pancakes. So I guess that's why it's a blueberry pancake and out of pancake blueberry.

Um, we out. No, no, they're over there. We'll get some more. So I read the stupidest algorithm read on Mashable Where I guess like they're trying to tap into the whole like sexual liberation thing like and the article is had this weird Spin like you can use household items for you know bedroom SNM stuff But you're gonna say masturbation and but like the list of the stuff that they said was so awful to me Like one of the things they suggested was like to use your feather duster to like tickle your partner

I'm like feather dusters are filthy gross Another thing they suggested was like using a dog collar like to tie someone up like dog colors are also dirty It's like you actually dog like your dogs Like do you get bonus points if the colors filthy like is that extra kinky? Yeah, it's so gross I mean that a lot of so I don't know if you guys saw but a couple of the guys from russia teeth dressed up in uh i guess dom and sub costumes yeah and all wet seat barb yeah i don't know what the terminology is i think it's dom and and they want to go see 50 shades of gray at the movie theater and

Chris has Chris to Merce as good legs. He does he was wearing tights and a skirt. Oh, shit I can actually tell you something from that Under what you're talking about the bubble there was a photo they posted with Chris in it And I think is it was it must have been Zach Zach and her and Brad and her so Zach's in a wheelchair So the frame of the photo was a little bit lower to begin with because they were putting Zach and the photo is Zach next I can Chris next to each other and I actually saw I actually thought to myself. Hey, who's the hot chick with Zach? And I clicked on it I actually had that moment. I actually had that moment. I was like way to go Zach. Oh, it's fucking Chris That's fucking off Hey, good to be worse. Oh, it's fucking Chris. That's fucking awesome.

Hey, good to know where it's gonna be Josh Wattigan. That's a good word. There's been a lot of people think that Chris or the girl in the past cast short with Pocahontas, they thought that was Chris as a girl. Do they really? Yeah. She was in so much work.

What? Go. No, I mean, she's actually been the couple of different shorts for us. She was in that other cast one. And she, yeah, there's a lot of head in there. Look at his legs from the waist down. That's what I saw. I saw a skirt and legs.

So you're into his legs. What's that? Yeah, no, he has nice legs. I want to be clear about this. I want to be very clear about this. I was happy for my friends out. That was my emotion since your moment. And it's entirety.

That was it. I want to be perfectly clear about that. But I'm leading up to this because I was supposed to see Aaron that night and I get a text from Chris that says I'm making Aaron a little late. I couldn't decide on a good dog collar or blouse. I had no contacts for it except for that text. Aaron the dude. Yes. The eternal struggle. Aaron the dude was helping Chris the dude. I see both questionable at this time I'm gonna read this here What do you think you're disappointed when they see their wife at like 38 reading these books and they're like then they hear what they're about They're like, oh, hey, you want to try that like Probably seven out of 10

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But when you see this, when you see it's all pristine there, are you the kind of person that hates to mess that up? Or you can't wait to have it? Love it. Especially when there's like a silver foil seal. Yes. Stop that with a knife. It's the best pop sound ever.

So you don't even like take the foil off carefully and then just go straight through it. So you even get a little tin foil buried in there. No, that never happens. Tin foil solid. Probably happens. I need to keep it straight. Yeah, I can't, I feel bad. Like it's going to be an effort to mess this up. How do you, how do you go about tidily destroying that smoothness? You're like, go through half of it. And then like smoothness? You take off the top layer. And then work on the second half from the bottom up. You call about us to my face. You mean you're like peanut butter at home?

Yeah. I just what I do. Do it. You go nice. I slowly lick it until the texture of it changes. And then I feel uncomfortable doing it. Why would I do that? I do it.

I just jam my hand in there. Let's scoop out the first half of it. No, I just do it. I just don't go back. Can you finish that job before the end of the podcast. Oh god, please don't To eat. Yeah, no, I'm trying to look at that if I did that. Let me see there's 16 grams of fat in this thing That's not much for how many servings yeah, 14 servings in this so that's 84 servings of 84 grams of fat You gotta make 14 sandwiches with that. That's it? I mean, a serving is not necessarily a sandwich.

For those of you who can't see it, this is a one pound. That's one pound, huh? I see him as serving as two tablespoons. I'm not sure. So you can shit a pound. Why? You can shit that much. I could.

So whatever people like, I lost a pound. They really doesn't count as it was it. They're not actually being serious, though. Most people lose weight the first time I've done that. You're first not usually a pound. What is it? They're not actually being serious though. Oh, most of you lose weight that fast. My first job is not usually a pound. Is it not? No. See if we had shit stats.

We'd know. See now suddenly everyone's interested. I think it's going to happen. Yes. I think it's going to happen with fit bits and like everything. Take it off. People want to measure these metrics. Fit bits to ship it.

We were ahead of our time. Absolutely. What is this one? This one's got a little chunk of something in it. I think it's strawberry, right? Is that what I got here? Is that the strawberry I love it? I'm feeling it. one this one's got a little chunk of something in it. I think it's strawberry right? Yeah, we got here is that the strawberry lemonade I'm feeling it. There's some strawberries down here if you want to add it I want to go for strawberry I'm gonna try to put a combo. Can I slot me some peanut butter here you go? I have it right here for you

I gotta say these pancakes are delicious. I put a little bit much on it. Can you put well done ladies? So that's a strawberry lemonade I would help but I don't want to. Robert, can you store me up my account? I can see if you can land it here. Catch it in this. Right? Yep. Very good. So earlier today, I saw a business, well, I had to go drive somewhere to pick up some things for the office.

And I was turning out here under the access road on I-35 to strung the corner from the office. And I'm heading north on the access road and I get to like another intersection. And I look over and I see a strip mall, come stopped at a red light. And I think I've never looked at the strip mall and I see there's a thunder cloud in there. And I'm like, oh, weird, I didn't know there was a thunder cloud subsided out here.

Thunder cloud is an awesome local subshop. So I start like looking at all the other stores in that strip mall while I'm waiting at the light. And one of the signs says, naughty cakes. I was like, I'm absolutely going in there. So like I turned up from the like a rod. Yeah, like a erotic bakery. Don't tell Barbara. So I went out like, I'm going to buy a dick cake for the podcast tonight. Are there other kinds of erotic cakes? I please. I'll be cake. So yeah, I pulled it. I've never seen a vagina. It's such a thing. I mean, yeah, I think like. I can also cake is still can't get. Vagina? So yeah, I pulled out. I've never seen a Vagina. It's such a thing.

I mean, yeah, I think like, I can ball's cake is still a dick cake. I want to say for like a pregnancy thing, they would do like a Vagina. Maybe like a baby coming out. All right, please, please, please, please, please, just, I want to be able to eat it. Got out of my car, walked up to the door, they're closed on Mondays. What? They're closed on Mondays. Why?

So we have no, we have no dick cake today because they, I don't know, it's a, it's a neurotic baker's holiday. I have to say it closed on Monday. Why? So we have no dick cake today because they, I don't know, it's a, it's an erotic baker's holiday. I have a, they have a Monday. Them and barbers, they're in the same union. They check workers' Monday. Barbers, barbers, Tuesday. Bar, bar, bar, bar. I'm just gonna say Barbara.

Barbara, when you close? All the days of the week. So yeah, so I don't think we'll ever get it for the podcast. Bad timing. I actually asked our two ladies over there If I could make a dick pancake or if they could make one and they said they couldn't but they wouldn't be opposed to me going over and doing it Should be opposed to that You guys have a reputation to uphold they can't all they won't I think they won't

I think I'm trying Nutella. It's gonna be this the flavor sensation. I have Nutella peanut butter Strawberry lemonade vegan Nutella vegan peanut butter, strawberry lemonade, vegan. I want to just go. Nutella vegan. Put one little straw around it. I think I threw my vegan streak off here. That hurt. Now, skim milk.

I'm out of the, I'm out of the vegan club. Put one on. What's that? I'll throw it into your mouth. Ready? It fell down the seat. Open it. All right. Let me go. No, right.

Hand it. All right. What? Listen, tell handed. All right. I Missed it. If you stay exactly still Before the podcast started Gavin got a blueberry and he tossed up really high and he opened his mouth to grab it And it hit at the perfect angle where it went right down straight into his throat. Oh right hit my uve I think my uve was hit the blueberry hit it and like the momentum close back. Did you back out? No.

Show me the game. You're sliding around like Luna Tick. I'm sure I could swallow one huh. Yeah a baby at Tw twins the other day What oh, oh you read about that well well, holster Twitter You're right if you're tweeting to me when I asked to say I'd never seen a vagina cake. I'm covered now. Thank you I've got it. Oh, I want to see. Oh, they put the thing. Yeah, there's a whole feed of these things There's a baby's head coming out. Yeah, baby's head bad. Baby's coming out right now. Right now. There's a baby's head coming out. Yeah, baby's head coming out. It's a miracle life.

Was there a real baby? What's going on? It's not a real baby. They think they think a real baby knew a cake? Well, strip this jump out of cake. So it's fine. Why would they put a real baby in it? It wasn't.

That's how you had a baby. They knew that. How funny would it be a real baby? It would be a badge cake. It would be a great way to introduce a sibling to their either new year You know it's like let's eat this cake. Oh, no, there's a baby Eat the baby. I think that's been done Whoever gets it sliced with the baby in it then they're

I hope you have time and now a baby has a much that's probably the origin of king cake right? Isn't there like a like a little baby in the king cake? Yeah, well baby in the king cake It's like another a martycrossing you know that so you guys have sure of Tuesday like a little baby in the king cake? Yeah, little baby in the king cake. It's like another mardi Gras thing. You know, that's so you guys have sure of Tuesday. Yeah, and you have king cake. I think I think it's a French thing, right? It's Creole thing. I think so.

So it's king cake. They bake a plastic baby figurine into the cake. Oh, and then they all eat it and then whoever gets the baby dies. Whatever gets the baby in their slice of cake. Something happens. Whoever gets the baby and there's slides of cake. Something happens. They have a baby. They have to make the cake. Is that to make a baby?

They have the party. That's the party. Oh, gosh, you would hate that tradition. Yeah. Well, first of all, it combines everything I hate seeing other people. And having parties and eating babies and babies You didn't have a party in your place though. No, I don't because your parties you want you typically do one per house That they're always great. No, I didn't do I didn't do a last house. You know who else needs to have a house

What you do absolutely what is it like here, listen to what Barbara's about. Oh yeah, I'll do it. Here's how sad my relationship with Gavin has gotten. Is that I have no, I've seen the outside of his house because I've dropped him off. I'm good enough to do that. But I've never been inside the house and I'm slowly learning about your house. Do various photos that you guys post on social media. Like I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was sitting next to your kitchen.

Oh, you did? Yeah, because you guys were playing. And living room. And what we guys playing, we're done. And I think less. You're playing boardlands. Yeah. Yeah.

Turn the end down on me. And we set up an old school lamp party, because, yeah. We like the party. In that fun. It's really fun. That's really fun. That's the way 10, 9-2-3 dashes. That's something that's been stripped.

Like split split split screen gaming. Split screen gaming is like, it's only good on Nintendo these days and System link is gone from all the modern games except for like cool or duty or something sucks cool. I like having a bunch of Xboxes and TVs in the same room. Well, it's like I Get the nostalgia that it's gone because I like to have you know people in the same room playing as well But how many people actually do that anymore? Yeah. Like with like PSN and Xbox Live. So why build, it's got to be hard to build in a version of the game where you can play two of the games at one time. That's got to be a really

four or four up to four at one time. That's going to be a really difficult process to make that. So I split screen. I am. Thank you. Very good. You know, I was talking about, I was talking about the thing that we're talking about. That's what I was doing. Could have been to a system link. What's that? No, I'm not. No, really, you're just looking at the game, the same game from four different angles. Right, but it's rendering everything four times. Yeah. You're still taking four sets of input and then rendering that world. Yeah, just cut the frame right off. Cut the frame right down. Yeah, well, that's what they do when it's split screen.

Isn't it? But there's no, there's no. They were full-play split screen where every, every view is 60 frames a second. That's not how they're going to be. Yeah, but they also cut a lot of visual effects down and like, uh, yeah, those less pixels. It's smaller. Yes, it is smaller.

Say it like that. What they, what they didn't like, but when we went from SD to HD, is there a lot of games that did split screen down the middle vertically didn't like that. I don't like that either. Yeah. Why? I would prefer the super wide split it. I think I would think it makes sense if you're sitting on either side like one person has one side of the screen one person has the other side of the screen. Yeah, I just could never use to it. I couldn't I couldn't for FPS it makes no sense because you want to see your peripherals. Yeah. For

racing game who cares what's next to you. It's all about what's in front of you So you want a vertical. Yeah, one there's something give you a choice I played Lego games with my kids and They came up with a dynamic one where the like the split rotates what it follows you It's hard to explain Well, so if you go to the left of someone you'll be on the left If I went to the left and JD or Teddy went to the right it would split straight down the middle But then if we walked in the world and we walked like I he walked north and he walked south the line would rotate I want to throw up already. Oh, yeah It was rough and then as you approach each other then it would just like disappear

It's cool. It's cool. It's an interesting idea, but yeah, that would make me nauseous luckily you can turn it off and just like I'll split it down the middle. That's it. That's so weird to a hard split. Yeah, it's a dynamic split screen. Yeah, it was really strange But I miss cool. I mean it was Lisa was innovative I'm sure there's some people that like wish that was in every other game. There you go This is a dream floor. It's like constant stream of pancakes that just show up. Yeah, no, I'm gonna do any last year last year We'll get thrown off by me, Jabberin. Instead of making my small. And also be a hot plate getting cool because you forgot to turn it back on. And it turns off after a while. It happens. I don't have that hot plate in my house.

Used to things not being turned on around you. What's that? How dare you? I was speaking of it. We were talking to you. So that movie opened, what they do, $90 million, I think. What's that? They did less than passion of the Christ, apparently. Because there was that comparison. Yeah, why would you compare those movies? So that movie opened what they do with $90 million. I think what's that they did less than passion of the Christ apparently Because there is that comparison. Yeah, why would you compare those movies? I don't know because there was a thing on reddit about how Like Jesus beat sex or something like that. There's some weird comparison 10 years ago Jesus was for longer than that

Yeah, but passion of the Christ That come out long time ago that's Mel Gibson movie Mel Gibson hasn't been Marked whole in a long time Like Mel Gibson was the original Jesus. What's that? No, that was Jim Kovizl What you laughing at that? I'm not talking about some movie. I'm doing Jesus. I Know I don't think Jesus had a box office opening It's like how do you how do you we all know the story?

I can only 20 sheckles. It was for inflation. We all remember the story Christmas Eve He appeared in that cake in the manger I think it was just comparing to shitty movies straight blasphemy their macular cake exception. Yeah, I've comes to conclusion that Animals comparison though. Well, macular kick exception. Yeah, I've comes to conclusion that animal use comparison though. Well, there's two movies. Yeah, I think it's comparing to shitty movies once you compare like passion of a Christ to temptation last temptation Christ. That would be a comparison I mean, I didn't write the article. Yeah, but you don't bring it up. So we're gonna yeah, we're gonna yell at you Well, it's just like a representation of how badly the movie did $90 million is a great opening is it that's phenomenal? I guess so

Oh my god, I guess 90 million. Okay. I don't think that movie cost 90 million to make they made all their money back in a weekend I did find out though that the two main characters that movie actually hate each other in real life So apparently there's a lot of scenes that they had to reshoot because the actors actually the main characters. The actors. Okay. Yeah. The people who play the main characters. Got you. They hate each other in real life. Yeah. They didn't get a long or something. And so there's a lot of scenes they have to reshoot because there was no chemistry. I've heard that I know too much about this movie. Yeah, I know you know, you were all three books. I'm gonna let you talk about chips. I'm not gonna put him on a peg Who about these sugar chips?

I don't know. Is that fact? Marry your by those marrows are you marrow-sick in her head? No, no, she's crossing your arms So like instead of like Nestle chips. She's like a off brand like just She's all about the logic This is your use what you say our time our time is tough.'re going to get the generic chocolate chips. Is that what's going on here? Thanks full screen. But those budget cuts got that full screen money coming in. See we still got name brand Nutella and Giff over there.

I know. When you go to the store and your mom will come back and say with fruit loops, she will come back and say rainbow rings. It's like that huge bag. It's like the five gallon size bag. Yeah does there come into a box it's just the bag. The bag cardboard's expensive these things. It's strapping up. What is the budget of this book us?

This is actually one episode. I don't know. Mario what was your budget? Oh you're a liar. It's sinking. $20. We spend more and more decarations. The light bulbs burned out by the way, Mary,

I'll get a replace that. So all of our problems right now are also. This is weird. They're really good. No, they're milk chocolate chocolate chips. So that now chocolate chips should be milk chocolate. It should be dark chocolate present. You're lunatics. Stop

saying weird things and lunatic things. You have when you've even had a milk chocolate chocolate chip shouldn't be milk chocolate. It should be dark chocolate. You're a lunatic. Stop saying weird things and lunatic things. You have, when you've even had a milk chocolate, chocolate chip cookie. Every single time I've ever. Never. Never in a thousand years. You have semi-sweet. Right?

That's what you normally eat. It's semi-sweet. That's like the more common chocolate chip. Now you're so crazy. Milk chocolate, real milk chocolate. I'm not going to be disappointed. I was supposed to have fake milk chocolate. Rint Gavin, Gavin, Gavin gets so upset about American chocolate. I'm gonna be disappointed. As opposed to a fake milk chocolate. Gavin Gavin Gavin Gavin gets so upset about American chocolate. It's so bad.

Hershey's is the worst. They put a bunch of like air wax in it or something to keep. It tastes like it tastes like wax. It tastes like wax and vami aftertaste. They're throwing up like half an hour ago. It tastes like that. And I read as well, this because this place's hot, and they do that to give it a higher melting point than English and European chocolate. They make it taste like vomit. Yeah. I ordered some... They've added a chemical to it, and that chemical is very similar to the chemical in vomit that gives it that pungent smell. Really? Yeah. Oh, you sure? Yeah, I read about this like two weeks ago,

and that's why Europeans say that our chocolate tastes like vomit. We've chemically. It's like John That the thing they add to it is very chemical How does it point it with that beat try chocolate in it tastes like vomit? It's a perfectly fine to me the first ingredient in in English milk chocolate is milk I'm the first ingredient in American milk chocolate sugar the first ingredient in everything made America These are terrible. Well, I think it's a great this chocolate chips are terrible. Yeah, I think they're fine Take them then please I did I was forced. Oh my god. That's great Gavin I want to clean that up. Yeah, that's the best part. I'm gonna get melted chocolate in a carpet

Do you think you have to go to work like to say you work at what is that hill country fair? You know, you're not Nestle you know you're not You know Hershey's you got to go to work every day and you know you're making the knockoff thing You know you are every single day. Do you like these? Does that wear in a person do you think no? I mean? I'm trying yeah, but you like that's the ball. Let's try and reach it Yeah, you're a goal. What do you think the people still being a dollar less? We need the people at Hushy doing that just like there's no way to go.

We own chocolate. Where's the top of our game? They could have fired. Man, I had I had I had I talked about it already on podcast. The fucking chocolate New Zealand the the chocolate milk everyone was freaking out over. Yeah, it was so fucking good. I know why they were freaking out over it. I bought on the way back.

I must have looked like a maniac like going through the duty free in New Zealand I bought every fucking chocolate bar in that airport. I was aware about it I went to every store I could and bought every bar. Do you still have any? No, I Was it Whitman's chocolate in New Zealand right so fucking good and dog chocolate's poisonous Well New Zealand is a dairy country They have tons of derries there have you ever had chocolate from Germany? You asking me yeah, all the kind of stuff from Java I don't know

Can there's a wish chocolate? Where's Tablo Ron from is that Swiss? Tablo Ron? Tablo Ron Tablo Ron put a five crazy mispronunciation that was Call the cops Pablo around for the flag with crazy mispronunciation that was well. It was called a cops. Uh huh. I was especially just being, it's going to sound weird, but I associate it as being Argentinian because the kid who lived

across you from growing up was from Argentina and they always ate Pablo. Sorry. Do you ever get the giant Tobler on? Always. I'm doing the big one in the airport. Yeah. Yeah, that's a disappointment though, right?

Isn't it just filled with a bunch of regular size Tobler on? No, no, it's just the giant triangles. No, it's like no, it's just for many ones. Yeah, pyramid. Is it? Yeah, there is a big one. What the big ones are a bunch of little ones. That's how we'd be so friggin mad. Regular size one, they do do a really long one where it's like toblur on and on and on and it just says that on the thing and it goes on for a longer Tobler on. Yeah it's really long. You could kill someone with it. You know we know sometimes we don't get like everything they get in other countries here like I've seen other versions of candies in different places. The same thing with cars too there's like different versions of cars and we don't get the US. Yeah. Like there's a Mercedes A series. There's a BMW one series we don't get those. The Mercedes A series I think is marketed as series we don't get the Mercedes A series I think is marketed as the smart car, isn't it?

What's smart car? The smart car smart the shitty little car to go that's a Mercedes Yeah, it's a that that's what is only the a class like they won't make they won't cause a new They won't sell the a-class in the US because they don't want they want Mercedes to still be like a premium brand here They don't want to sell like a low-end a low-cost car They want Mercedes to still be like a premium brand here. They don't want to sell like a low-cost car Which are luxury. There's not many hatchbacks here like in the UK a Honda Civic is like cool looking Low-car in America. It's an ugly piece of shit. Hey, I have a Honda Civic

Not all civics are hatchbacks though. There's a there's a Honda hatchback. That's called a fit But like the one with a rocket door handles like Japan though, I was gonna go back to candy thing here. You get like green tea kit cats. Yeah, and stuff like that Wasabi and wasabi Kit Katz I brought from back from Japan. That was delicious. You like that? Yeah, they're awful I would not eat that every day, but it's interesting to try it was interesting to try We know anything like we don't have that here barber bought some crispy M&Ms This is why that's why I was asking if anybody had chocolate from Germany because I went online to Amazon and looked for crispy M&Ms because I really wanted them. And I ordered a bag.

Did you really want them or did you really want them two days from now? I mean, who goes shopping for candy and so. I didn't know we had the back in the West. I didn't pull all kinds of crap. But if I say I really want something, I don't go mail order it from Amazon. No, that means you really want it.

If you know, if you're planning ahead to eat something, you really want it. I'm planning to want it. I didn't know we had the back in the U.S. again. Yeah, the crispy on them is just a lot, just a lot of the U.S. They weren't available for years. So you got them shipped from? I thought like an American warehouse or something. Yeah.

But apparently I ordered them from Germany. Whoa. Because they were $10 for like just not a normal size bag, but like a kind of a bigger bag. No, no, I was eating it before we got podcast. I just go in your office all the time for snacks. What did you think about them? No, those. I now have a normal. Oh, we have now we have a normal bag. Yeah, we're out the Germany ones because they were weird tasting. But they old. No. It's an homage to the rock towers that are next to us. We, oh wow, look at that. We got to be into the creative phase of pancake making.

I'm full. Those, I'm bringing it over here. Those German crispy M&Ms were gross. Gross. Right. Are they just old bunching? I don't know. They had like a weird texture to them.

They weren't right. The chocolate tasted really off. Oops. Oh no, the rock towers. Now we're good. The first Mario, then, she said they were no less to the rock tower. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? They had looked in the monitor like, oh, the rock towers. Should we pass the audience more? You guys want some more? We have a little silver platter here. That's nice. We should we should do like the very old budget for platters was just off the charts.

We have silver in the 40s. Silver platter with our own chocolate chips on this is plastic though no he don't ruin the illusion is it plastic i mean it's not your silver smell is it oh i didn't tap it i just either way it's more expensive than a paper plate we could afford the buck for the uh that's the toll house that's all i'm saying Nestle two lows oh that's Sorry, I was banging on it. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful plate. You know, you're always making fun of Americans to be in fat. You're being the fuck out of the teller.

And this is not good for you. Yeah. That me always say like that. But it's made with nuts. But they say, yeah, right, but it's in this thing. Sugar, first you can. Palm oil. They say you're not supposed to eat anything with palm oil in it.

Why is that? Is that? Is that a orangutans or something? Not palm oil, but it's hard to cut it down there. Yeah, it kills orangutans. It kills orangutans. Like a major, major orangutans. They say, but I'm going to run into a palm tree forest. I don't know where... We're going to an orangutan in the wild.

No. That's an animal I would not want to run into. Dan told me an amazing story about gorilla. Apparently you can teach... You're right. You can teach in Gorilla. Was it cross-eyed? Because that would be an amazing story. Apparently you can teach a Gorilla to communicate with sign language and have like real, full-on, who doesn't know that? Yeah, right. Dan had to tell you that, but here has how smart the damn gorilla was. The gorilla like cats.

And the gorilla one day. Wow, it's so smart. Sorry, the gorilla know what a cat is. If you know it's a sign language, is it not? It's like, cat is. It's a fluffy little cute thing in the corner. Seriously? I mean, we want to put the jungle to the lab.

I'm sure they're not like doing a field study with their other teaching to sign language in the woods. Whoever they live, jungle. Maybe they see, I guess they would see a Puma or like a Jaguar or something like that out there. They're not like doing a field study without their teaching the sign language in the woods or they live jungle What maybe they see I guess it would see a Puma or like a Jaguar or something like that out there Little fish the story. I want to come to him and then the gorilla accidentally broke a sink that was in the cage that it was in And when the humans came back the gorilla blamed the cat with sign language. Oh did it the cat broke the sink It's funny to the humans of the kitten broken you know, it it like? Broke it or like ripped off the wall. Like pulled off the wall. That's like that cat, that video of the cat knocking the glass off the table.

It's the same thing. The cats like up there at the sink. They're like, no, the girls like, no, no, no, no. Cats like, I just love that. I have a gorilla kind of like he did it. So they learn blame. That seems like a really human trait. Well, I mean, yeah, they're like 99%.

Well, can you talk to a gorilla about? I know. What would you talk about? What are five things you could talk to a girl? What would you ask a gorilla? No, you got one question you can ask a gorilla. One thing you say to a gorilla. What do you say?

And like, sign language dummy. You wasted your question girl me love what the fuck is this girl? I would like to wish for more wishes please Listen to this crazy bitch What would you ask really I won't question I don't oh I don't know what you ask you ask a grilla? You get tired of eating bananas? Are there grillas you bananas? I don't know. I'm not gonna be your question. I don't know anything about grillas.

Well, they say that thing about the lions, right? Like if you and a lion spoke English, you still wouldn't be able to understand the lion. We've talked about this for it. Still doesn't make sense to me. Because it, because you're just your frames of reference is so different. No. The lion won't care about what you care about, or neither of the gorilla. Wouldn't that then mean that we wouldn't have the same language? Right?

Well, the language is words, isn't it? The language, yeah, language is words. So if I can speak to a line, we would understand each other. I don't buy this. What would the line talk about? Me cheating stuff? Me hungry. You're not being a vegetarian.

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where I was telling Ash about a dog I used to have, a pointer, which is a really beautiful dog, but it's sport dog which means it's fucking hyper a pointer. It's like one of those brown headed dogs and it like Does it it would do that too? It was like genetically if it saw something like one of the cats it would go Then like point at it and like stiffen up and like don't you ever see that no like normal They'll raise like one pop and they just like they look at it and their tail go straight It's like they're an arrow basically. I feel like I've only seen that in cartoons Yeah, they put they put them in cartoons a lot and they point and stuff But they actually just like they just point their heads at stuff and hold perfectly still and they're not that interesting stuff in animals

It's crazy and that's just that stuff's crazy instinct like how did that stuff get past long? I really took in the other week about how a kangaroo knows to get born and then immediately go into the pouch Right nobody tells it All the ones that didn't know that are gone didn't make and a baby Koala bears know to eat shit what from their mother I'm probably like you colitis leaves are so Low in nutrients that a baby kangaroo can't even like deal with all the crap this in eucalyptus leaves a baby kangaroo Baby koala, so it just has to eat the shit from the mother fucking gross

fecal pap. Oh my god The wall of this a nurse. I mean human babies can't eat anything either, but you know Poop is a pointer dog? That's a point. I think that's Annie looked a lot like that. They're showing Patrick put up a picture of a pointer. That dog, one day I came home, and this is at the first house where we started, the company started red versus blue. One day I came home, and I was in the front entryway, and there's this like foam, like little chunks of foam. And it was all over the entryway and there's this like foam like little chunks of foam and it was all over the Intraway I'm like what is this and then I walk kind of a big house a walk in the living room places covered in foam

It was chunks of that foam in every room of that house every room such a physical piece of like physical piece of And there's upstairs there's an upstairs like it somehow got upstairs as well So it wasn't like ad rabies and was foaming it was actual foam It was like chunks of like insulation foam or something to what it was the living room couch The dog had decided Fuck this couch And it ate all the way through the couch like from the top where the suit the cushions you sit on It just like a drilled down through the couch like do the springs where if you stood over the couch

It looked normal on the left and normal on the right, but in the center Straight through to the floor. It was trying to bury something in there Barbara, I have no idea what made it stop Lou. What made a stop of the floor I don't know and the dog it wasn't like I got home in the dog I'm like, oh you know like tearing up the couch. It was in the corner Like it must have gone on like a bender and like for three hours Torn up that couch and then headed like this moment was like what the fuck am I doing? It's like this is gonna be terrible and it just went in the corner insult and I couldn't get it out of the corner for like

Six hours was it ears really low? Yeah, it was like hiding and like you try to look at it It would look away like it wouldn't make eye contact with you and he was Annie our dog Annie the dog had an alternate name, didn't it? Or was that I'm thinking of a different one? You think I'm muddy? No, I'm thinking of Zazu. Zazu, oh yeah, Zazu was that dog's name. The dog was originally called Zazu.

Because that's close to Annie. Well, I want to name it Zazu. As you like, Rowan, I can see. What's that? Is it Rowan, I can see any Zazu? I think it's time that you and I arranged a hot to hot. Yeah. From a Lion King.

Zazu. That's what that's from, no the bird Zazoo. I should have been performed Lion King right? No, no, no it would have been after Lion King. There's a busy character in Lion King and Zezoo the blue bird Get out of here. Yeah, I didn't know that the one that's all I I didn't teach a lesson. I was just a tool to watch Lion King you guys were probably you've never seen Lion King I I know he lifts up the cub and all that stuff. Hamla isn't it what? Isn't it Hamla? Yeah, I think it is an allegory for Hamla I never thought of it that way I mean either Yeah, like I saw all the classic Disney films Which probably for you classic is like

Little mermaid and beating the beast you know when they finally added sound But yeah, I saw little mermaid and then like, I was interested in watching animated movies after that. Like, there was no. Oh my god, but there's, have you seen a lot in at least? I've seen pretty much all of them at this point. Okay. It's different when you see them when you're older.

It's not like, like, you're a stupid kid that watches it over and over. You don't realize how many sexual jokes are in those Disney movies until you're older. You think there's a lot of sexual jokes? Just like mature jokes. Okay. That you don't, you don't only get what you're older. You think there's a lot of sexual jokes? Just like mature jokes. Oh, okay, that you don't, you only get what you're like over the age of 18. Well, I think like people look for sex stuff in Disney movies. Well, yeah.

Why do I love it? I mean, it was anyway. Yeah. I don't know. It's trying to be creepy. I know you've worked or truly. Yeah, you know, I can't wait for the Mickey Master to sheds a great cross over.

You hate human content, right? I hate human content. Have you ever had a massage? Have you ever had a massage? Have I ever had a massage? Yes, I have. Did you like that? They put me to sleep. I passed out.

I had my first one the other day as a Valentine's day gift. What was that? From Meg. And I was worried about it because I didn't want to be spoken to. I didn't want them to talk to me while they were rubbing me. And Meg was like, they probably won't talk to you. If you don't say, if you give like really shuances, they'll just shut up.

Maybe ask you about pressure and stuff. I lay down in the thing, put my face in the hole, got my kit off on that, left my boxes on. The woman comes in and starts rubbing me and then says, what do you think it would be like if there were no jobs and everyone, nobody had to work, there were no jobs and everyone Nobody had to work now and no jobs. I was like why are you on about she's like Do you think there would be war? I was like what is happening is this like is this what happens all the time and she went out for 20 minutes asking me all these like weird

Questions and like trying I guess trying to figure out Politically where I was on Questions and like trying I guess trying to figure out politically where I was Yeah, I mean it didn't say hi didn't say I'm gonna start on your back or anything. How's the pressure? Are you sure that was the disease that came in on like a fan that Watered into your room and I got it until mega true. So sorry. I've never heard of that No, she went on and on and I was living I was there like this. Let's like now. I guess it'd be weird She went on and on and I was livid. I was there like this, it's like, now I guess it'd be weird.

All right, okay, maybe there would be was still. You could pretend to be asleep. I was like, yeah, I guess people still would go to war because people like fighting for stuff. And she'd be like, what would they be fighting for? Nobody needs money. I was like, I don't know. Why you give me this situation?

You're like, what are you talking about? You know what I say? Like when people are gonna work as they would get upset because people interrupted their fucking myself. Yeah. Take you to war right now. Take your secret there. This is a little gust trick for you. You know, he's like, well, people are gonna work because they would get upset because people interrupted their fucking myself. Yeah! Take you to war right now! Take your secret there. This is a little gust trick for you.

If they try to talk to you too much, just act like you're asleep. Well, I've been on the table for a minute. I don't think I could have been snoring already. Oh, you can actually do that. I can fall asleep in a minute. You guys see me doing it on the plane? Yeah, we've seen you fall asleep before. We bored the plane. What is it about a plane? Like, it's not comfortable at all. I think it's the white noise. I can sleep. Even before you like instantly I can be I can close my eyes and I'm not tired

Like I could have slept 10 hours a night before I get on a plane like oh, yeah, I'm gonna go sleep Maybe it's just like the really stuffiness of it and everything's kind of like jammed in together So you almost feel like you're in a cocoon Tozy I'm trying to come up Can we go back to cars for one second? Sure. I love cars. So there's a lot of cars in LA and people, it's a car culture and people try to get

really fancy cars. What's traffic in the country, isn't it? You know what? I listen, I always make fun of Matt because Matt said the Austin and the worst traffic in LA. I'm starting to agree with him. I think Austin has worst traffic in LA. Happy.

It's rough, dude. It's rough. You know my problem is I live south of the river and our office is north of the river. And it's not until you're in that situation that you realize there's only four places to cross the fucking river in the city. And that's it.

And so at rush hour, it's like, you're down to four streets. That's it. That's all you got. Crossing downtown is a fucking nightmare. It's a nightmare. There's a traffic jam on I-35 between first street and 38 street, 25 hours a day. It's a nightmare. There's a traffic jam on I 35 Between first street and 38 street 25 hours a day 24 hours literally 20 hours. Yeah, it always exists there And it's a horrible but I have bad news for you

I was in Los Angeles and you know what I saw in Los Angeles driving around as the mind I saw a BMW I ate driving around. Oh really? Yes love that car looks cool It looked in person. It looked ridiculous like dumb did yes Did you know that the back this is very expensive hybrid that they're coming out with? That's all electric. I think BMW's I don't think it is stuff fuel in it. Oh, doesn't that a fuel port hybrid But it's got it on paper and pictures it looks great in person where the tail lights are. There's like a fender over the top of that. But there's a space there between it. And that space runs all the way through to the sides of the car. See like this hole that you can see through from the back

of the car. It's a hole. It's a hole. And if you look at the car straight on from the back, I cannot see it in any of the photos that they published on their website. But if you look at the car from the back, you see daylight through the back of the car on the right and the back. I cannot see it in any of the photos that they published on their website But if you look at the car from the back you see daylight through the back of the car I'm the right and the left so it wasn't like a modification of the person. No, no I would have been a pretty severe modification and that car is already ridiculous enough. I was talking to this is the best pancake Whatever I don't know. I think it's just plain It's like the way it's cooked. It's like it's got that perfect little crunch right there I

Made good pancakes last year. I was talking to... I was talking to a man. I was talking to Justin about the IA because she... ...took a test drive and she said it was done that the doors didn't come down automatically. You had to pull them down. There's no button for it. I agree with that.

Okay, you can see the hole there. Where? It's on the back right. Oh yeah, I see it. Oh wow. Oh! You see that? That is weird.

Yeah, and you don't notice it like in pictures. It just looks like lovely contours. Yeah, it just looks like it's part of the car, but there's like a groove. You see, there it is right there. There's that dark part. Oh, I think I hate this car now. That dark part above the tail light,

that is not a dark piece of trim. That is a hole. You got to admit, it's a cool looking thing. Like, there's no question. Actually, and so the only version of that car that I really like now is the all black version because it makes the whole less Whole thing, but then when you look it from behind you have the daylight on either side So it's really obvious when you're looking at it straight from behind The other was there was a post made today online

Which was I guess they look like dealership techs and they were learning like how to interface with the IA and like how to approach it and it was a nightmare. Like, to get the hood open was the door swing up and there's like a pneumatic arm that pushes the door up or holds it in place. You gotta go behind that pop off a cover, this open the hood, pop off a cover and then there's like a

Lanyard with a loop on it like a string you pull that And yet to have somebody on the other side of the car on the other door also do the same thing what? Why if you're in your own what what if you're alone? I don't know I just try to the middle and just go and even when you get the hood popped It took two people to to get the nice car car dude. Yeah, I don't care about the Hose so you can get a nice car I'm sorry. What was the next part you both have to pull it to then to open the hood It like if the windshield's here the hood opens away from the windshield

So it has to be different in every aspect right? It's like they can't even take away from the windshield Yeah, like you like it hinges at the front of the car. So it opens up towards the front of the car. But you can't just open it because that'll pinch the front bumper. You have to lift the whole hood up, have someone understand to lift the whole hood up and then tilt it forward. It's like every step of it. It's like just like a nuclear missile. You got to have like two people like, are you ready? Are you sure? Okay. It's like firing the gold and I. And some of it was like, some of it was like things you only would do in the event of like a power loss

or something like that. If you had access like the hood, under the hood or anything like that. But they even talked about if your door, their push button to open the doors, but there's a safety mechanism like if you're in a crash, there's a little lever you pull up and then that unlatches the door. And it's right there in the top of the door.

But you pull it up to a certain point and stops and then to reach down there's a little slider and then you move the slider up and then you can keep going. But if you keep going, you'll just break off. Who if they're in a crash or whatever and needs to get out of the car and use that manual override?

It's gonna remember, oh, I gotta slide that up gently. It's like, oh, let me just unlock my phone. I don't know. It's like you just have to get your phone out, launch the I-8 app and tell it emergency. Enter your personal pin, confirm, and then you can get out of the car. That brings me back though.

The reason I hate the Impala. Does that speed limit warning thing? The other thing that car does, which I've never seen a car do before in my life, and it drove me in Ashley Nuts all fucking weekend. No, no pun intended, didn't drive us to Nuts. That car has a feature called Auto Stop. I'm gonna finish my pancake.

Sounds terrible already. Stop, stop, stop. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me try to guess. Auto stop, auto stop. It can read, okay, this is my guess. Since I know it can read speed limit science according to you It can sense stop signs and if you're not stopping fast enough, it'll stop for you at a stop sign That would be an awesome feature. What if I would think that you know how some people come to a rolling stop

It makes you fully stop so you actually feel the bounce back that would be an only feature that does not that though It can see the color red yep in the traffic light And and it slams the brakes. it's also a little bit of the brakes no my car when he does that like my car even when you get behind somebody it'll it'll slow down and stop and then my car will start back up again it's like it's like half autopilot on my car now they're updating it slowly and my car will go all the way up to the point where it won't turn the wheel And it won't stop at a red light like you would go away. So could you get in your car and Just turn the wheel all the way to work

Yes, I can definitely do that without pressing a single thing. Yes I can just hit the button lock on to a car in front of me and then it was so what this is They're traffic is it just driving around itself? It would say we go whatever I set the speed at So I said like 40 miles an hour. I would go it's steady for 40 miles an hour all the way to work All I have to do is steer and if a car gets in front of me at any point time It would match its speed based on the distance and if the car takes cruise control That's exactly the stage at its at right now If the car takes a slight bend would it just keep going straight no no no follow no one plays around a corner Yes, so could you just sit in your car?

I intentionally start to find the car and then sit in the back seat and fall asleep. No, I still am stirring. Well, that's what I just asked you about you Listen, what am I stirring for then what's going you actually fight a steer? Why else would I steer except a turn? I said wouldn't follow a car on the corner. You said yes, I thought you may would attract the car I think I can make it. It locks on to the car. Like, followed around corner. But I still have to steer. If it steers itself, what am I steering?

Because I'm a jackass, let the car fall. You can see my half an app. If you're like, when I tried to take a nap with my friend driving in the car going down to Houston. I'll tell you what you can do. You can go at like 40 or 50 miles an hour on the freeway and be comfortable looking down at your phone because you won't run into anything.

The car will do it. All of a sudden, stop. Still a little ego. comfortable looking down at your phone because you won't run into anything. All of a sudden stop. Still illegal. Yeah. I don't do it clearly. You're just saying you could. I'm saying you could. That's not you.

Yeah, you can have a bear as well. Auto stop. You can kill it. This is for the car. It's okay. It's autopilot. It's a robot. But the Impala has a feature called Auto Stop, which is, I guess it's a fuel saving mechanism,

which is when you get to a red light and come to a complete stop, the engine turns off. And then it starts when you press go. And then it starts when you take your foot back off red. How's it? Yeah, that's a normal feature in a lot of cars. Volvo's have that. That feature. Audi's have that.

Drove me insane all weekend. Is there a delay or something? No, you get to a red light as soon as you come to a complete stop If you don't notice it and then you press go it is Absolutely, I absolutely noticed it every single time. I try my Prius that happens all the time. It drove me fucking crazy Very much the feature in cause the engine turns off Oh And then when you take a switch is to battery like. Like, that's it. It's the equivalent

of turning off the water when you're brushing your teeth. I get that it's a fuel saving feature. I hated it. I felt like the car was dying at every stoplight. Every stoplight. I felt like it was dying. You drive an electric car. Shouldn't you be used to this brand new technology? You're turning off and off. Yeah, my car is doing off. It's just always what do you mean? It's hard silent when it does. Then, dude, it's like if you kind of like come to a stop and then immediately go, it goes, you know what I went and drive.

Like it like it like it like it like it hated that. It hated that, absolutely. Like do you know why I went and drive? Why? Because every, I do know why you won't drive. But you go ahead and drive. What? What?

Give me yours. Let's drive my own child child now what's your reason? Okay, as a foreign person in this country in this country I can very easily get deported if I break the law that just be like get out and I'll be like oh Go ahead as my life gone. No, that's not happened if you're convicted Of course Right, so if I break the law whatever What if I at least you have if I break the law, whatever, and the law.

And at least you have to not break the law. It's a felony. Every day of the year, I have absolutely zero chance of harming anyone with anything I do. I will never hurt anyone. You're, you're filming with Dan all week. Dan's English. It's okay.

I will never, I will never hurt an American. If I drive, I could very easily crash into a car I certainly run someone over then I'm screwed. I I'm in the most low risk Bit of my life if I don't drive well, I I I if you're likely to have any kind of calamity at your age It's most likely to be an accident car. That's the most you're good. We're correct, right? I'm really paranoid now. Why is that? Because I drive and I'm also a 4- and 1-2 people drive. If you- if you- You're gonna go- Poodie, you're fine. If you go to Stratton and mo-down like a family, you're in trouble. That's ruined it. You are. You are in trouble. That- that- that's what the judge will say.

The judge will say, Mr. Gavin for your in trouble. I can't mo-down anyone in the passenger seat. I can try it, but I won't I like Gavin's logic here is like well I just ran over a family of four. I might have to go home That might be that might be the outcome of this I'm pretty bad a minor inconvenience That is a big inconvenience a plate to get expensive I just ran over for people How do I have to leave the country because they died? I'm not saying that's the only reason I do it

I can never hurt anyone. I'm untouchable. You literally said that's the reason you said that's the reason I don't drive you started this Conversation with the words as a foreign person. Yeah, so as a foreign person. I'd be horrified The the full people I've mowed down. What is? How did you not challenge you would you have ever said oh first of all I'm horrified that I killed the poor people I felt like that was a given how did you turn that around on me being a piece shit better look to fly you immediately I leave my past for I would actually imagine you did she'd run'd run over for a people can do good, do good, do good, and then you go well great You do it What if you were just crossing a street not looking and there was a car coming and then like you moved out of the street

And the car swore to avoid you and then they hit something and died. That's not a crime No, I'm not saying it is but you could hurt somebody. Yeah, but he's saying from a crime perspective That's why we're saying I will never do that Because you don't drive why I wouldn't come across the street without looking Yeah, but he's saying from a crime perspective. That's why we're I'm saying I will never do that Because you don't drive why I wouldn't come across the street without looking I could easily lose concentration You'd be using your phone you don't drive because you're scared to drive because you did too much of Dying you did to murdering people by accident. Are you really scared of murdering me? Yeah, it's a big fear You don't get a kill in someone in the thing that goes I'm scared of someone killing me. Let me think about that More than I made about you. No, it's because shit

I'm confident in my driving skills not confident other people driving There's a bunch of damn drunks here. Everybody else it is exactly. Yeah, so I'm not worried about me The way the way they market not drinking the driving here is absurd. It's like Don't you got a drive sober or you'll get pulled over like that's the worst thing that can happen you might get pulled over People lose your life. People understand that. Yeah Well, they have to put it in like easy to quantify things like the big thing I see now is a DWI conviction can cost you $10,000. It's like they're trying to get you Yeah, how about you could kill a family now. Here's what here's what I always

Think about the worst thing. Sorry, Gavin Hates family. It's always like the weirdest way. If you didn't have, you could go to England. But anyone's going to be here, like seven years. In England, they play an ad where I cause smashes into people and all the people inside go like, smashing through the windows and their faces

or all bloody and stuff. It's like, you could do that. Here's the teddy bear that flies out the window. Yeah, here's like, oh, you'll have a fine, and you'll lose your license. So I always felt though, that the PSAs in Canada and in UK, are way more aggressive because you have national health care. And it becomes like, you wanna keep people

out of the hospital and stuff like that. The same with like the cigarette packaging there. Yeah, exactly right. Like the cigarette packaging when I was in Australia, like you can't see them. They're behind an opaque door and you have to tell the cashier I want this specific cigarette and they go and they pull it out and it's covered in like pictures of cancer it's literally a picture of a diseased lung. Right. A photograph of that on the cigarettes. Right. There's all different kinds of different cancers. They show on cigarette packs now

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Good a bit more who knows Here's why they do that with drunk driving in America Because you're trying to communicate with them not to drink a drive I Think it's American state of mind where when you're drunk and you're going to get in your car If the message in your head is you think kill somebody, they go, I just won't do that. I won't kill somebody. Like, I'm fine.

I'm good. I just won't kill anybody. I'll drive carefully. Whereas that logic doesn't apply to getting a ticket and getting thrown in jail and getting a felony. Is it a felony? I don't know. I might now repeat.

Maybe it is. Yeah. It is? It's felony. By someone who's obviously a state law obviously it's probably a state before maybe That's it. Feline is Last mes like that's that's yeah, yeah, you don't know so that was well Look up is John driving the first in kilowatt was a felony

Well, that makes a lot of sense. I never thought about the argument in that context and that makes a hell of a sense The first one is is John driving a felony first one is, is drunk driving a felony? The second one is, is drunk driving a crime? Let's see who has that. I bet that's Yahoo Answers, why you think? I think the biggest difference culturally in interpretation of the law. In the UK, if you have any blood alcohol content, you go to jail? No, you still have to be able to limit.

What's the limit though? I know I drive it's a point 08 in Canada. It's not here in Texas. It used to be point one then it went to a point away. There's different license stages you could be at in Canada. There's like a G1 G2 and a G and I think only after the G2 or the G you could have any alcohol in your system. And then you go out and you get fucked up. It's a weird distinction like oh now you can get Like once you know like you could be Poin o'er under like you could have some alcohol in your system, but below that you can't have any at all The same standard was applied to like airline pilots

Like okay, you've booked your 5,000 that lower in the cockpit. You can have a martini now You're pretty good. You understand what's going. Dan got pulled over on a bicycle once. No, he did not. Yeah, he... Was he just like weaver? MPH, or a drum like... He was drunk on a bicycle and fell off next to a car. And a cop pulled up and was like, you scratched that car.

Because he... Good. He thought he hit it. Didn't know. They reviewed the footage. Which thankfully is on every street. And that I didn't do it. So he was like, oh, I'm just going to show that. Yeah. He fell away from the car instead of into it

Shitty cops you have a new K. He saw that he saw him fall away from the car and then you hit the car and scratched it I Shitty cop maybe that is by fell into it. I think the cop just pulled up to him on the ground Did he ever come back then I guess not no? No, I was like how quickly you made that judgment call he ever come back? Done! I guess not. No. That's like how quickly you made that judgment call. You ever come back? Dan, nope. I don't know. We had to hold up the podcast if you had this.

No, how did Dan leave? He's worth it. How did he leave? Yeah. Through the door. Right? Does Dan drive? I assume he ran to the car. Yeah, he ran to the car.

Oh, he ran to the car while he's here. I guess I assumed that Dan would not be able to drive as well. So one of them has to read the responsible ador- I guess so. And it's Dan? He's out there enough potentially killing people right now That's what could be taking place. How did you learn how to drive on the right side of the road? It's not that hard You just do it. Yeah, you just do it. Yeah, it's terrible You and I both tried to drive on the left side of the road. Yeah, it's terrible I did wreck a car

But Look, because that's not what we're saying in the moment. Jeff would drive on to roundabouts full speed without looking to the right and everything. Yeah, you got to give way to what's on the roundabout right? It's already on that he would just be like people will be like skating Yeah, no problem. Yeah, it was terrifying my dad when he was live he wrecked a car in Ireland to he took a Right, I want to say a right turn which would be the equivalent left here But you know you're crossing traffic Is the island on the other side? I'll plant it. The road!

They're on the left side of the road as well. Okay, they're on the left side. Alright, so I guess he must have taken a right and crossed in front of traffic and got T-boned by somebody. Holy shit. Yeah, he was messed up. Then he just left the country. So that's pretty easy. I guess it's a good to send strategy.

Do you have any chocolate milk while he was there? What's that? Oh no wait, that's in there. What is that? Chocolate milk in Ireland? It's the Netherlands. Oh, according to... I got my lands from New Zealand. Yes, New Zealand.

That's the one. And... I'm getting on my lands mixed up. According to... Now there's DC underscore resistance on Twitter. No, in England, the alcohol limit for drivers is 80 milligrams of alcohol per 100 milliliters of blood what that's too much Matt point away if you can figure it out then you're not drunk They tell you they tell you that you got to run an equation in your head. Hey, I have another scenario go ahead that you have to explain to a caveman

Oh, okay, oh, I want to try this. Okay, you try. This is perfect for you. Okay, caveman stood there. He just clubbed his saber to tiger's death. Oh, oh, oh, explain to him a community manager. God, right. What is it? I can't even explain my job. Okay. There is a machine where other people could use a machine that they have at home. What's the machine? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, That's it. That's all. I have to explain a machine has to make sense to a caveman. Oh my God. There's a bunch of parts that you put together to make an object. Parts. You guys you do it. You do it. You lead a clan of people. There's people that all want to talk to each other, but when they talk, they

don't want anybody else to talk. And when other people talk, it annoys them. And then they get annoyed at the people that are talking on their level, because they don't respect them. And so we need a person to just respect this thing. That's like an alpha male thing. They came in our sense. They have a set of respect. Came in on the same way, like, yeah. So we need a person. We need a person who will say who can talk when and get rid of people and tell them not to talk. And they have to leave and they can't talk anymore. What's talking? You just need to just give them a talk.

I'm telling him. I'm telling him this stuff. You just described like the mayor of the cave people though. That's what community manager is a leader of clients. Thank you very much. Yeah, that play Like how would you explain booting someone from like you're banning somebody? How'd you explain that? Probably bearing Community managers we are like how you bad people? How would you do how would you ban a caveman? You're just not banning people. Is it you can't ban people from Twitter? No, but from our site You're blocking people on Twitter. Yeah, yeah, man people. I don't do it often

Are you very lenient? Well, I make the mods and amans do that. I want to talk about something You talked about our community site We saw some cool stuff today. Yeah, we saw good. I'm a senior it looks so we saw the for the first I want to talk about something. You talked about our community site. We saw some cool stuff today. Yeah. We saw. It was a good, I'm a senior. It looks so good.

We saw the first time, like prototypes of what the new website could potentially look like. Long time coming. It's been a long time. It was at the wireframe. We passed the wireframe. Oh, did you? Because I was using the wireframe. It was a little great.

We saw boxups. We did mockups. There's a PDF in that email that you got. You have to wireframe a website. Yeah. was the wireframe is a little great? No, we've got we did mockups. There's a PDF in that email that you got you have to wireframe a website Yeah, like physically yeah, I frame yeah It's been we've been going through wireframes for I think two months now I think it's all three and we for the first time today finally saw like actual mockups And the wireframes are always like black and white and shitty And for the first time it was like this is what the website might look like I was impressed at like how different

I thought I was gonna hate all of them. I liked all of them. They were all great. One was fine. Two were amazing. And it was like I am so excited. I I feel like I'm talking about me a little too prematurely. But it's it's in the works. We're working on it. It's coming real. It's coming soon rather than later. I don't think we could hype it because anything will be better than our current site. Yeah. Oh, no, I mean, we all know it it. It's coming. It's coming soon around later. I don't think we could hype it because anything will be better than our current Yeah, oh, no, I mean we all know it sucks. It's old. It doesn't work. Yeah, it's outdated for sure Is anyone ever posted journal and not get the message? Never get it really no

My thing will time out and it would just go like I then I have two of them That's the elite one. No, you don't have to leave one. You don't know. Well, that's that's a, the way the website's built right now is there's a lot of stuff that's kind of like added in. And like when you see it, it'll get rid of it. Oh, okay. No, it had to be like recoded from the bases.

This site is from like 2004 or something, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Well, some of the cons of the original concepts, yeah. That was when the community site led launch in October of 20 2004. I. Well, some of the cons of the original concepts, yeah. That was when the community's night led launched. Yeah. In October of 2014. I mean, top side. 2004. It took us a long time to find a group of developers that we could work with. There was a whole year, 13 months, Gus, that we worked with a group in Canada. And we spent a bunch of money and we got ready to launch a site and I go, I hate this. We all hate this. And everybody's in the table going, yeah, we just nobody likes this. Remember that. We

call them and said, we're not doing this. We're scrapping the whole thing. Yeah, I was like 13 month pro. I backed it up to a hard drive and I put it in my locker and that was it. It was like, it was seven. Yeah, we were at the Congress office. That's the one we're using for the new site. We come back to that decision a lot because it's like, we talk about how it's, it's it will be expensive to do this thing and I was like, oh We scrapped that one version of the website that was 13 months of work and bills on that thing. Yeah Nothing we could do can't be more expensive than that because we ended up with nothing. Yeah, we ended up with that process Yeah, that was a tough decision. Yeah, I think that's like that's why we were like none of us were really

Happy with it. We're like how we spent all this time and all this It was that was the conversation we had at the end of the day Yeah, there's like we got a launch of us were really happy with it. We're like, how have we spent all this time and all this money on it? That's what it was. That was the conversation we had at the end of the day. Yeah, and it's like, we got a lot of shit and they're like, well, why? Right. So they couldn't alter it to make it look good or no, it would have been like, start over.

We were too far down the path with development, everything. It was like, you know, I mean, one of the things where we did the spec on it initially. And basically we said is see our site, go use our site. We want that site. We want a cleaner, fres fresher newer version of it. They bid out on it. And then it became like this like we got to the three month markable.

We're supposed to be done with it. And then it became it's like nickel and diming a fair of just like, Oh, do you want to be able to read emails or read messages on the site? You can send a message, but you can't read it. We can add a read module and it's this much. It's like, well, what the fuck is wrong to you? It's good. Well, if you look it's not in the spec. It It's like, yeah, it's not the spec, but the original spec was make the site with the same functionality it has now with these added features. Yeah, I'm sure messaging could have been the spec and it was all it was everything was like that.

It was like, oh, yeah, there's a forum post, but you can't you can't edit what year you guys working on that. 2007 right? No, it would have been earlier now. We were I think we started the process in the buta office still. I know that it was canceled in 07 because I was there when you're like scrapping it. But do you remember when, if you'd have done that and gone back, that would have been the second time because you also started a separate forum from the PHP, BBB, the forums. Yeah. You went to a zero forum and then back.

It was a suck. Oh yeah. That's a good memory. Yeah, man I in fact we've to we only recently decommissioned that server Zero we still had a server. We don't you know, obviously we use a different set of infrastructure now But zero I think is an atom bear it's office right now you can see it. That's comedy Yeah, everyone moved over there and it was like this is kind of different and It's kind of weird nobody's used to it and everyone just went back. I think everyone was happy when you switched back to the original one.

Yeah I never want to fall into that trap that I see so many people who make content on it. I want to fall into that trap of like I don't turn off the comments. I don't read the comments. You know I don't want to fall into that trap of saying that or make it seem like people's criticisms are invalid. But it's like over a long period of time, you definitely build up a thick skin because like, you're talking about something that very few people

that listen to the podcast say and remember that we had two different versions of the forum before we had our social media site. This is what all came before Twitter and Facebook and Facebook and Facebook. That's what I imagined. Very few people can remember that. I know the forum kids,

they hated all the journal kids. That was even before that Barbara. It's like when we move from the PHP, BV forums, whatever was PHP, BV PHP BB we moved from that to the social media site We were very excited member about launching a social media site It's probably one of the best things we ever did in the history of the company and so I did this thing Where I went through the PHP PHP

Bb forums It's it just a pamphotter and jelly peanut butter and jelly forms and I was doing this thing where I was like lock in the forums and people I say because they They wanted to still use those old forums and they didn't want to move to the new site I said no, we got to turn these off because we need these servers So I did this fun thing where I was like locking them and this one's next and the oh we're gonna lock in this one now Like people are moving to other forms and you do discussion. So you are flushing on those people It's like it was the end of the world to them. They were like fuck this company fuck rooster teeth They don't know what they're doing. They're out where they came from out and that wasn't even like yeah any ads on the side

It's like it's like outrage. You need to like funnel it You know, I mean everything can't be like 11 on the outrage meter It's like it's it's like it like going all the way back that far is like every stage It's like people every time we do anything There's always this like small vocal group people is like this is unacceptable and unbelievable and then they're totally fine like after two months later not even like a week. Yeah and it's like I like I said I don't want to invalidate people's criticism because I still read all that stuff and I still process it but it's like it is I have to admit it's hard for me to react to outrage

because I've just seen it in so many different forms over the years. Over every single thing. It's like the architect at the end of the matrix. He's like, this is the seventh time I've done this. I've destroyed Zion. It's like, I've seen this before. By the way, watch the whole movie. I never understood. I still don't. I could watch all that movie that's seen ten times. I still want to understand what the god damn that guy's on about. Oh yeah? I've only shown Conor the god damn that guy's on about oh Yeah, I'm really sure Conner was offered that role and read the script. He was like What's his name the old guy from Lord of the Rings that play?

No, no the play count Duke as well. Oh, because we leave I was just a Christopher guest about totally forgot The man in the country he talked about being in Star Wars and being Lord of the Rings in the same Year he was like well, you know Lord of the Rings is by Tolkien and it's beautiful piece of literature Because I was in Star Wars. I read the script quite frankly. I didn't understand the word of it You like straight up about it But I'll tell you what if you want to make peace with the second and third matrix movies Go see Jupiter sending. I went and saw that with I went and and saw with JD listen the matrix is such a good movie the Folk the matrix just the matrix that is such a good

Perfect movie that I will go see anything that the Wokowski's make I will see anything they make for the rest of time Just hoping it'll get back to that matrix level or just like remind me of it, you know, and there were moments in Jupiter sending that definitely had that How was it overall? It was a it was an exercise in world building which I think in the post Lord of the Rings world that we live in People like world world building a lot, but you got to have something there as well like terrible No, like you build like this Well, like terraforming what do you mean? No, like you build like this universe, like it's a rich history.

Oh, like a token thing. Yeah, like he, like token wrote the whole language line, which is you can plan it so you can live on it. You guys actually part of the thing though. Oh, is it? Yeah, it is. Yeah, they terraform plan into this thing.

Kind of, I mean, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a, I remember on the old site around when I joined for the Reverses Blue, you were watching the Matrix trailer for the second one and you kept like watching it you would watch like 10 seconds and then stop it and then you'd watch it again and watch like an extra second you've been like second 11 and you kept saying about how like you almost made it halfway through the Matrix trailer for the second one

you were so excited and then after it came out and you started you were just like why did you watch it like that I don't watch I tried not to watch anything that I want to spoil for me like I'm not watching any of the Avengers trailers right now because I know I'm gonna see it I'm actually surprised I try not to watch anything that I want to pull from you like I'm not watching any of the Avengers trailers Right now because I know I'm gonna see it. I'm actually surprised that I went and saw the Star Wars trailer And we did the thing where we saw it 37 times in a row Yeah, I'm oh for an hour and a half analyze everything It's pretty fun to do it that way. That's the only reason I went and saw it actually was cuz that But yeah, if I want to see something why watch the trailer for it?

They always give away the best parts and trailers. I never do that We're cut yeah, it's it's a marketing thing. Yeah, so we have a teaser coming out for laser team this week premiering this Friday. Let's play live tickets for available But they'll be available to backers before that. Yes, very important to say that guys kept not saying that Well, my journey. I know it's a split message, but right and I just want to say that like people were very upset that I didn't address the backer situation in my journal when I talked about it. The journal was about the event. It wasn't a backer update. You know, if I start layering in all these extra messages, it gets confusing. Rachel, I apologize. I apologize. I can understand why backers were upset. And they weren't though. They weren't. There's a lot of people get upset on the behalf of backers. Right. So there was some people upset. Right.

I apologize. Actually, we should have maybe reworded the message a bit, but that that was the reason behind it. So we're doing that this week and you know, we're like being real careful about like not including Too much beyond like the like some small little premise stuff just some little stuff and like we're very protective about the imagery that appears in it as well You know, as you should be. Yeah, yeah, but at the same time, is this a first look at the, uh, at anything from it, right? Yeah, the get up.

Yeah, it's a first look at all the whole thing. My favorite comment was I posted that, you know, we're going to be, uh, premiering the, uh, the teaser there. And let's play live. And, uh, someone commented, um, it's not really the premier is it? What didn't, wasn't Bernie showing people some footage on his laptop in Park City?

That's true. I was like, yeah, but that's not a premier. Nobody does say it wasn't the same thing either. I had to show something at that panel, but that was never gonna make its way that stuff to the public until the movie comes out. Some of that might not even end up in there. And we're talking very little stuff.

Yeah. Like it is. Well, that's not the way you premiere stuff. So much of what? So I'm going to throw out their lap. Put it out for backers, then it'll be, let's play live. And then probably Monday, it'll be available to everybody. Like, we'll roll it out.

But it'll be a few days after that. I took a normal window. I took a video of you on the first day of shooting in your get-up. Yeah. Doing something from the Sincens that I really can't wait to post. Yikes, don't.

Wait until the whole movie's like, don't know how to video run and everything else. Everything's done. A lot of that stuff that I don't want to make too late a day. You know, for a while. I, uh, something else I wanted to talk about before we were at time. We got to wrap up soon. But one of the other things I want to talk about before we wrap up was, um,

fun house, I guess, launched today. And I really laughed at that stranded deep video. And it's, I feel like I don't, you know, I watch the shark one, I watch a lot of things, I'm like, oh, that's, that's kind of funny. The shark one. I, like, legitimately had to pause it several times. Like, Barbara looked at me like, what the fuck are you

watching? Gus never lost it. I didn't think I was gonna do that. Like, this is, it's really, they're really funny. They have a great editing style. I love it. The quick cuts of every photo shot images. I don't know if you see it.

I'm talking about char nuts and opening a char nut stand and finding someone else selling char nuts even cheaper. On the next island or like I had to pause it. I was just like, I was really legitimately laughing so hard at that. Where are you just there? No, I was there, but I actually was there with the Funhaus guys, but I was up, I had a park that I was in.

I've been cast now, I wanna do more acting stuff. I've been cast in three movies this year, including Laser Team. Three parts that have been cast so far in 2015 are a cop, a coach, and a cop. I think I'm just falling into this like generic authority figure, like, what I'm just following into this like generic authority figure like, what I'm in now.

And you can spread out, Braunschild, do a dad. Yeah, do like a boss, just like, manager. Yeah, we still match. Yeah, manager. Yeah, so these are the parts that I'm sharing. I'm getting now. I got to get cast in a local Austin film.

We actually know some of the people. They were some of the people that were on the crew for laser team recommended me to part. I was like, fuck yeah, I'll do it. That sounds like fun. How long until the porn of a laser team comes out? Laser cream. I think the five to five. I'm thinking about that. Laser cream. The five to five came up with it and they have like a whole plot for laser cream. I heard about it from the extras on what we're making it. Yeah, when they were out there. Great stuff. The ones you had to hug, they're the ones that came up with that. Nice. I still can't believe you did that. Yeah, that was

let's take one for a team. How about glaze her team. Oh, that's not bad, Gus. You missed your calling right? That was one of my favorite things. It was to read the TV guide and see like the portal parody titles. Was this before I managed to stare into the sun? After after before after the hemorrhoid Before I got the hemorrhoid once and moved to Austin All right, well still the most awkward conversation we've ever had with you. We should wrap up So go see Jupiter ascending in a Ford and Paul. That's all I'm saying That would be a complete weekend for you. All right. Thanks for watching everyone

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