Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #312

Episode Date: February 24, 2015

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There and over there. We're gonna talk about them a little bit later. Right now, we're gonna talk about comedy. This week, we're two podcasts with Gus. Gavin. Bob Raul. And Bernie. And Gus. You know, I forgot why I did the double-guss introductions. I was just like second nature.

Like I just do it. And the other day I was reading a comment that I had per conversation. She was like, we were like, why does Gus do that? And then they brought up the reason. I was like, oh yeah, we had about that. That's what people were not about. You never, I just do it.

I remember one, I couldn't figure out if it was more prestigious to get top billing or be billed last. So I get both. I get myself. Yes, both the top and the bottom bill. Both, those, those. I hate people who say both, what's in that one? I hate that guy right over there.

I say both all the time. Do you? I hate you. You've never noticed that? I've never noticed it until that episode of red versus blue Yeah, yeah, the book both my buddy Jason Gawa pointed that out to me when we were in college and I just never knew that both both Why don't you just change the way you speak?

What can you take everything you've learned over the last half of the day? Says Gavin for the fuck it. You know what you're doing? He's trying to train me to speak differently. I'm not gonna do a gano Mr. Cole of duty and Cole your friend, but that's or no it that's cool that both correct They were I meant I meant to make one cool. Is it a call? Well, so let's start over hello. I'm Barbara. Hey Barbara. I'm gonna get top boys I just got I just got bottom billing. Oh, okay. She's a better bottom So I'm very very happy very relieved this week. We we got through let's play live

It was a huge endeavor That audience was so cool. I'm so glad you joined us for the event Gavin. What did you mean? What do you mean? Gavin fucking showed up like at 6.30 p.m. In Statsil 8. We were done with all with all the walkthroughs, he showed up, he's in the first word that it was a mouseware. Alright, what are we doing? I was like, mother fucker. No, I didn't say that. I said, where's the food? Actually. Ha ha ha ha.

Do you really expect anything less from Gavin now? Typical Gavin, I was like, hey, where are you? Be there in 30 minutes, like 90 minutes later. I'm like, to be fair, I didn't leave. With 30 minutes away. It was just, it was just, it was just, it was just coming from your house. Yeah, it was traffic. Yeah, but it was just It was a ride in your house? Yeah, it was traffic. Yeah, because fuck this city and the goddamn traffic in the city.

It took me a half to get there. Also, Nightmare. I don't understand how being two hours early to an event is being late to an event. When you're part of the show, it's late. Mm-hmm. Oh, I know, I got to do it. Play Halo, play Warms, play Minecraft. All the stuff that I do on a day to day basis.

I guess are a hustler. Yeah, once it were, in case you're here, Gavin doesn't rehearse, he might fuck up in a video. And I will have be crazy. You're encouraging and burning. I asked for you back up with everyone was like, all thanks for showing up. And I was like, I think you're welcome. I fixed the spotlight for you. It was it wasn't hitting you. I was like, a spotlight needs to be hitting Gavin. Are you Gavin standing? I was Gavin standing. was Gavin stand Wow Yeah, I had to get I had to Commit him to give me his Xbox live password. So I get signing with his gamer tag

Yeah, I felt really guilty about that for some reason like I was like and then you know people were like trying to look at it And I was like trying to hide it I felt like a weird sense of trust like Gavin trusted me with this like I can't I can't be sharing this information But you making it sound like I'm a right prick, but I had a lot of shooting to do that. You're a right prick. But I mean, that's what we expect from you. No joke, a lot of shooting that week. You shot all week long, then you went to a live event, then...

They shot a good one after the day. After a live event, you were shooting again. I went home at like... I would say maybe I got home at 1am in the morning. Had to do a lot of prep for the next day. So I was up to like 2.30. Prep, you don't just show up and shoot? Just show up before they start shooting you. Like when the shooting starts,

yeah, when you show up. Oh yeah, just starts. Sour place over there. Venom over here. It is. God of the like 5.30 and then I did a whole another shoot. But I had to shoot a lot because Dan was only here for a certain amount of time.

We were like, ah, man, man, episodes. Yeah, Dan was here the week. I just, I ah, man, man, episodes. Yeah, damn it. Share the week. I just, I don't know what we're doing. No, we're done. So you keep it. Keep inviting them back. It's just like after a while, it's like, I think it's all I think we should keep them.

You don't mean that I like Dan so much is because I like how you are around Dan. What? What am I like? I just like hearing your conversation for you like, it's the last pizza, yeah? All right, B. I'm not I'm I can't do actions. I can't say call twice apparently, so no, I missed I missed then the moment He leaves I him and Andy I miss when like they're in town. I like having that around yeah Yeah, those are some of my favorite visitors We we pretty much do the moment the sun is bright enough to film in high speed

We shoot all day and then when it's too dark we play video games and it's like this is the best week. It's fun. So please don't, don't anybody tell Andy that I'm like him. No, please. No, please. I was really, I think that face. Andy red face. He's probably listening right now. No, he's, no, you can't, the joy of Andy. He's sitting in the dark right now. But this is Gavin I were talking about it something this week with how busy he was and I had come back from I finished wrapping up that movie that I was in and we were trying to imagine Gus in the history of this company a busier three-week period of stuff because I mean we had high highs and low lows if you consider the way the month started February 1st with Monty and then we had the funhouse guys came on we had let's play live

we did the laser team thing he was shooting this entire time I mean it's just like it's like this has been the most eventful bar none three weeks I can ever remember I think the but the only other like or the it's not even nearly the same The next only other like super crazy time I can think of was when we had to make episode 50 red versus blue And then immediately pack up our office and move to another office. Yeah, that's true because we we First office we shot like I want to say like almost three or four days non-stop like it rotating You did the same episode a hundred you then packed up and went to We immediately packed up and moved again. What episode came out when we moved to this office? I don't know

Wasn't wasn't 150 and pretty sure no, it's good to be busy though. This month is fun by. But you don't realize how tired you are until you just catch a glimpse of yourself in a reflection. I was rebooting my Mac the other day and the screen went off and I could see the black glass and I just saw myself and I was just like, oh, I just look so bad, bags under my eyes and stuff. I have that reaction to you every day.

Yeah. A lot of people do. But I'm going to have a little rest now. I have that reaction to you every day. Yeah, a lot of people do. But I'm gonna have a little rest now. I'm just gonna, I keep. I just watched Barbara have the experience of, she was gonna show me something on her phone, which I can't remember what it was now, so tired. But she went to show it to me

and her front facing camera was on, she was like, ugh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Out of vine, okay, sure. I was gonna pull it up and it went to the front facing camera instead. Yeah, and you're like, no matter how good you look, any day that is a bad view. It is, it is. Because it's just like the underside of your face. That makes your hand look so big, that tiny ball. Yeah, why do they make those little bottles like that?

It's like, it's like, it's like a handle, I can hold it like that, because it's got a little slack in it. What is the rationale behind making those tiny bottles? What is the rationale? Yeah. Does it feel like a giant. Well, it's just like it's kind of like they're not too small so they just look slightly off. It's like on Kenny Valley for bottles. I drink beer really slowly so by the time I get to the end it's already warm so these are perfect for me because I can finish it. One Corona is about as bad as it gets to. You got to drink

Corona. Why on- Almost as bad as front facing camera. but that's why that coosies that cool you'll be The coolie she insulates it What do you think the coosie he's not saying the coosie warms up he means actively cools it down? Oh, okay, there are kids. I've seen some like we put them in the freezer and there's like a like a gel on the inside Ah, alright. Didn't they make a beer can that would cool down when you opened it? No, I think the beer can had a Like some kind of paint on the outside that turned a different color when it was it? No, I think the beer can had like some kind of paint on the outside that turned a different color when it was cold.

Oh yeah, the mountains go blue. Right. That's it. Yeah. Of course, like, let's work the money. Well, you know, it's like, oh, they're all shitty. I'm like, I'm trying to get off of you. Look, that shitty beer is mine.

Of course. Oh, this one's blue and it's still shitty. I will say having kids, there's been a new invention recently, and I guess, you know, even adults can enjoy these But those red solo cups they now come with tags on them that you scratch your name on With a fingernail you like that's mine to help you avoid the problem that you had yeah that but then you know If once I label them people know it's me they gave me a little slip slip me little thing in the little roofie or something like that You need at least through the take care of them Yeah, is it, what is a roofie?

Is it like a pill? Where's like a file? I think it's a pill. When you cut to me, I don't know. They would trade together in the cameras. Let's cut to the roofie guy. What's a roofie? And then I was just, I was on screen.

Have you guys ever been roofie that you know of? I don't know. I think I've been roofied once. Really? Yeah, is that common? No like I I went out to Did you wife did it? No, it was before was married It's when I was like back in the early days of Roursteenth. I went out to get a beer downtown with Jason Went to a bar how to beer or another one?

Two beers for those keep track at home Then I was like all right well, I'm gonna go on. I'm gonna go on. It's time to go raiding. We'll have more craft. So I go home, get home, get down to play. We'll have more craft. I'm like, I don't feel weird. I don't feel good. Next thing I know, I'm awake, naked,

lying down in my bathroom. It's the next morning. Whoa. So I have to probably repeat. Yeah, I have to repeat. No idea what happened. Yeah, two beers, you know, I intentionally didn't. Also, who would want a roofie, though? I don't know if someone tried to roofie me or if I grabbed a drink that wasn't supposed to be mine or

Some people also like to do it just to fuck people up like just for no reason. Yeah, I like to know the people Yeah, I don't know if they're not doing it myself. Well, I'm testing on Gus Like I was totally fine and then just we I woke up. We should do an Aussie life where we all roofie ourselves and just tell the story Yeah, I had I got roofied one time Yeah, I was out with Jason Seldonia and I've never I don't think that's ever happened to me like I've gotten like inexplicably drunk yeah from less stuff, but then I think also my brain works against me where it's like Do you have that thing when you start to drink and you drink like? from less stuff. But then I think also my brain works against me where it's like,

do you have that thing when you start to drink? And you drink it like, ah, it's all right. And then you have that weird like, little, it's the quietest little moment of clarity. I'm like, you should probably stop. Like, it's just like, and I know I have it. And if I don't immediately go, I'm stopping drinking right at that moment.

That is totally the cliff at which it's like, then you have your next drink, and then you reach that point of impaired judgment Where you just start drinking like a maniac. Yeah, I just hate the moment of drunkness Where you're the perfect level of drunk and you're just trying to maintain the drunk and then someone says let's do shots And you think great idea It's the it's the most moronic decision. You'll probably never make sure it's not a good idea Shots are a good idea if you if you're trying to catch up like you arrive at a party late. Let's go It's a good way to like kick off. It's a good way to kick off. It's a good way to start. Start. That's what you're saying.

You don't like lead to shots. If you build up to shots, you're just... Yeah. It's always like at the time, you're like, this guy's buying around to shots. This guy's great. I like this guy. Next morning, you're like, screw that guy. I hate that guy.

I can't tell you how many shots I've taken, like, just like this. I go, eeehh! I'm just like, just pour it up. You know what? I'm just like, you know what? I'm just like, you know what? I'm just like, you know what? I'm just like, you how many shots I've taken like just like this I go Pour it out Where it's like you're facing this when you put it like I'm chucking over my shoulder But when we went down probably the I can say that when I went to the just for laughs

Festival in Montreal. Montreal, is you say? Montreal, which is incorrect. Full for them, right? Montreal and Montreal. So I went to the Just for Laffes Festival and we have, Gus, we have drank with video game people, movie people, internet people, tech guys, people people, people people, we drank nobody in the world drinks

more or harder than fucking comedians. What was it a bar for the Just for Less comedy festival and it was all these comedians and they were just like getting drunk, nonstop and telling stories and just drinking so hard. That was one of the hardest nights of drinking that I've ever ever had. But where was they going with this? I was going to be talking about something before I got me about aoofie. Can't remember. Where's your personal down here? What's that? Doing shots?

No, yeah, but I know. So I was in the lead this. OK, so that was the hardest I've ever drank. The second and very close second is our group of fans that is down in Australia. And those people, they hit it hard. They hit it really, really hard. They're all cheering right now.

I'm sure they hit it really really hard and they're always trying to get us to take shots. I completely abused Brandon one time. It was the first time he ever came down to Australia. He was able to travel internationally. Who wants to see Brandon? I mean, let's be honest. So I brought him out.

I brought him out. And they were taking, give me shots. And I said, Brandon is my designated shot taker. So he would take his shot and he would take my driver Yeah And I made him take all the shots for me because I didn't want to say no so I said no Brandon's been taken for me He's okay, what's that? Depending on how much he drank you could be done for murder

I'm sure for that if he were to die now in other countries. No rules. No, there's no rules just right. Yeah No rules just right. Yeah. He got so drunk. That's when he sent me the text message where I said, I said, are you okay? And he wrote me back and said, I'm trying to get it back to the hotel. And all I wrote back was trying.

And then I just got to string a consonant. And that was it. You sent me a screenshot of that. I think you tweeted that screenshot. Yeah, I think brand was gonna die. I was really worried he was gonna die. Drop brand is great. Is it?

I love brand. Yeah. Why is your brand a great? Everyone drunk it. That die. Drunk Brandon's great. Is that a friend? Yeah. Why is Drunk Brandon great? Everyone drunk it. That people who- Drunk anybody is great. I don't know. You gotta be drunk too though.

Yeah. How do you say that? Who's not good when they're drunk? Hello. Gavin's terribly sick. Oh yeah, I know that. Can you get the exception? Drunk Matt's great.

No, no, no. Drunk Matt's a different level. Drunk Matt is like, everybody wants that. Everybody goes to parts of the game. Matt's here. It's gonna be a drink. Gavin like, that's here. It's gonna drink. Damn it. That's happening.

Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if Matt gets roofied just for the entertainment. And I'd be like, yeah, here you go, take that. So he takes it to the next level. We're never gonna accept drinks from fans ever. No. What? No, yeah. Hey, they talked about the podcast.

It's all fine. Is that like a little dipstick you can put in a drink to see if there's roofies? I think they sell like little coasters and stuff. Actually, I think the Israelis invented a straw that you can put in a drink to see if it's really so like little coasters and stuff Actually, I think the Israelis invented a straw that you could put in a drink and it like changes colors If there's a roof in it or any type of drug I love drinking my beer out of a straw. So that's a perfect for me people are asking on Twitter Yes, that was the trip where I tried to electric you Brandon with defense. You really what's running? I think it's gonna kill him

So much alcohol his bloodstream, but he would have just like Cuck lame if you don't know that story. There's a look up electric fence brain and on YouTube and watch the RTA It's so great being up to tell a story with an RTA It is let you tell a story to someone and then you could be like, oh, it just forces video. Yeah It came out last week. Here's the 72nd version. That's a way he's a pre Here's a pre-visualized version where you can picture everything. That's great. Well, the RTA that came out last week about the text message I received. Oh my god, I went and scrolled through and found that text.

I'm going to send that to you, Patrick. I still feel so terrible about that. Man, I don't feel bad about that. Explain the story real quick. Just so we know what we're talking about here. So this was when we were filming the Siri Holiday commercial, which came out, I think, in December of 2020. I had to scroll way back to find this text exchange.

Yeah, it was a year after I started working at Rachiteeth. And you know they had me all bloodied up instead of with makeup. And I sent a text message to Bernie and I was in the holiday sweater and I thought it would be pretty obvious that it was just a fake picture. I didn't think he would think it was real. And I just sent that with text help me. But no type of explanation or joke to go along with it. And then I had to turn my phone off because we were about to shoot.

And Bernie tried to text me saying, are you okay? What's going on? And I didn't respond. And then he tried calling Michael, who was also on the shoot, who didn't respond. And apparently he tried contacting Kara or like a couple of other people to be like, I might know her Barbies.

What's the deal with Barb? Is she okay? What's going on? And you're close to leaving your house, what's the other Barb? Is she okay with going on? And you're close to leaving your house, weren't you? I was, I was actually going out the door when you called. I was like, oh, because I knew in my mind, I knew your fun, but I had to find out. I said to verify you okay.

I assumed it was something to do with production. Patrick, I didn't send that to you to your email address. And so I went back after the rta came out i went back and found the the text message exchange there's a lot of going around we did a test this weekend of a uh... binaural

podcast that we did it was me and actually in gavin and may turn free especially like a head with two microphones exactly where you'll be a. Oh, the Binaural microphone. Yeah, it's not the pocket. It is.

Basically, the way it works, your brain kind of detects the slight differences in receiving time of the two ears, so actually positions the voice in like a, makes you feel like you're in the room. It was really interesting too, because a lot of people said they didn't realize they had their headphones backwards. Oh my god. Sorry, guys. Until Gavin said it at the beginning of that recording, he said, I mean, you're right here. And like, are you not?

And then they looked at your headphones and go, I have my headphones back. How does that happen? Dude, when we, the first season of Red vs. Blue, the original audio mix, I wanted to make it perfectly clear who's talking. That's the microphone. That's the mic. This mic's in the air holes. It looks so creepy. It does look a little creepy. I tried to make out at that one point. Where? No one talks about that. They were talking about you tapping on it. Yeah. The make out to me was one of the most creepy moments of dealing with that thing.

We put it up on a new channel, which we're not really publicizing. It's not in the RT network. I wouldn't even know how to tell people to get to this channel. It's the RT Labs channel. You just type tell, know how to tell people to get to this channel. It's the RT Labs channel. You just type Auty Labs into YouTube. And it'll show up. Or you can always search the BINORAL podcast where she tees or something.

Yeah, that way. Or if you're a sponsor, I put up a whole journal explaining the philosophy behind it. But basically, we're just gonna be putting up stuff there. That doesn't have really have a fit for anywhere else. We're doing a lot of like random experimental stuff. I've been doing stuff, Ryan's been doing stuff, so we'll be testing some of that out there. Isn't it amazing that your brain can place the location of a sound based on the speed

of sound, which is really fast, but between like two points. So like- Better really close to each other. Yeah, it's so close. It's literally like a microscopic amount of time between your voice hitting this ear and then hitting this ear and I immediately know that your voice is coming from there. It's just crazy how that works. And how like two ears are just like having two eyes. Like without an ear, surely you wouldn't be able to position anything.

It must be over time also you learn where the sounds are coming from. Right? What do you mean? Like you just learn what that difference is and what that delay is. I don't even think you have to learn? It's just natural that your brain does that for you. Yeah. Well, sometimes you get confused.

I think some stuff that's directly in front can be confused to directly behind you. Stupid brain, what's it good for? Everything, nothing. All the things. But yeah, just like you have depth perception with two eyes you have. Right, but I would say like a long lithium lines is like the distance of the two the sounds from the two different points

Yeah, is that pigeons when they walk they bob their head when they walk It's because their eyes are on either side of their head. Yeah, and they're feel the vision doesn't cross over It's not vernacular. So they yeah, so they can't have any kind of sense of depth and that's why they bob their head Why don't other animals bob their head then? What other animals have the eyes and the opposite side of the head? It has to be such such the eyes don't have a crossing field of vision because that's how we get depth perception. I guess the only other thing I could think of is fish and they can't really pop.

Yeah, that would be something like that. But the plus pigeons are just stupid. But think about that, just move your head back and forth, they give themselves fake death perception based on how little or much things change as they mob. Well, our friend Destin did that with a chicken. She's a mixed level bar. He did a chicken study camp. It's the first video I ever saw from you. Yeah.

I remember that. I love that video. Yeah, that's great. I think people do with owls too. This is my famous Rotate Your Owl. Rotate your owl. Rotate your owl. Yeah, that you can hold like a chicken by the body

Moving around in the head stays perfectly still General I was with the new cats the owls are not what they seem I think I was the only so owls are getting really You gotta work really hard overcome cats at this point There was I saw a really good gift So many made one of those. You ever seen split gifts? Yeah. Sprint, get out of the middle. Yeah, split images or whatever. That's split vids. That's that's the year for that bar. Split vids. That's split vids. Those are coming soon. But a split gift is like where they put white bars in the middle of an animated gif. And then they rotoscope

the image such that it looks like parts of it passing in front of the white bars and parts of it passing behind. I saw that with the church, it's not for I fully believe it. There you go, I tweeted something like that. There's one from Bad Boys that I think is the best one. And then there's one with a cat that is off the charts. It is amazing. And I'll just have to load it up and show it to you.

Off the split-gift charts. I mean, it's split-gifts? Is it so in this split-gift? Are we getting confused with split-vids? Yeah. There we are. Now it has to be a thing, it's in my head. Is there a split guess? Or are you getting confused with split vids? Yeah. There we are. Now it has to be a thing. It's in my head.

Has anyone registered split vids? I didn't. I've been somebody else. I actually learned about videos of splits all day long. By neural stuff from ASMR that I heard about from podcasts that you're on. And now I'm obsessed with ASMR videos. We're not.

I love that. I'm not interested like the weird role play crap. Yeah, but just like the touching of the objects and stuff and playing with the hair and all that. It's so weird that it affects me. I'm like, I'm weirded out by the fact that it works. I mean, it helps you sleep though. Yeah, I just don't have any headphones

that are nice to sleep in. Like I wake up and the headphones are wrapped like three times around my net. Yeah, just like sleep. It's like blue tooth ones. Sleep backwards. Like just fall back. Do they make like little blue tooth earbuds?

Yes, Meg was just showing me those. Well, there you go. It's like you jam them in your ears, and there's literally no wires. It's just little quarks that point you're like, that dangerous guy. It does, right? It seems dangerous to me too.

You have like a YouTube video playing at the inside of your head. Don't they make earbuds that are custom fit to the inside of your ear as well? I've seen do that, like I saw a video one time where a band was getting those custom built monitors ear monitors for when they're on stage and it was like basically like a video of like Gus's ear cleaning procedure they had to clean their ears out first and it was like normal adults like fully cleaning their ears was disgusting. So let me tell you about the last time I ever wore in ear earbuds.

You know, I had. You know, now I've got like those big headphones, you obviously may have traveled with them, those Bose ones I've had them forever. Before those headphones, I owned a set of like little send hizer in ear buds and these came with like different attachments to fit different ear canal shapes, like four or five different ones. So you like take off the stock ones and you put in the one that fits your ear the best. So I found the one that fit my ear the best and I was wearing them.

I wore it for quite a while and I was wearing them on a flight one time. I think we were flying out to Seattle. Um, then partway through the flight, I decide, well, I don't want to listen to music anymore. I'm going to take them out. I take them out. The right one comes out fine, but the left one, that attachment, it's stuck in my ear. I'm not just looking at like the piece of the ear, but in my hand, I'm like, well, fuck, it's in my ear. And I'm like, in a plane, I'm like sitting there in my seat, like trying to grab it. And I could barely get it with my fingernails.

And it's like, it's not coming out. And I start to panic because I'm on a plane. I'm like, what am I going to do? Like, is the pressure going to fuck with me? And I'm just like, I'm going to go mad and like clawing with both my hands at my ear. I'm like, it's a pressure would like there's a pressure gonna fuck with me? And I'm just like Clowing with both my hands in my ear. I'm gonna pressure would build up it would just fire out They eventually which is a bathroom. I'm just like staring at the mirror just like yanking at it And I finally got it like you know, I'm like a popping noise in camera. I was like I'm never putting your buds in my ear again What ridiculous problem to have yes, I that was the last time I ever wore

What ridiculous problem to have. I thought that was the last time I ever wore a single brush. It's a huge wax grab. Let's be honest. So easily into your ear. You could get it. You just like cemented it like it was and got this. It's bigger stuff, grabbing stuff. A store video of a crab walking down a cliff.

And then an octopus leaps out of this little pool and just starts tentacles all over it and then runs away with it back into the pool. That's my nightmare. It was cool to see it like the octopus go because it's shot out onto land and grab the crab. But then the camera moves in and it's just like freaking out all over the crab. It's just like a horror movie. Does it kill it? Well yeah. You don't see it. It drags it back into the pool and I can only imagine that it does not end well for the crab.

Have you seen this video? Yeah. It was like it has the pincher's, but the octopus is very carefully like behind it. Yeah. Like the crab can't get to the octopus. Supposedly, octopus has their brains like all separated. Like there's not one central brain. There's a load of different neurons and different parts of the octopus and like some of them are in the tentacles. Really? And if it loses one of those, that tentacle will still function and like swim around and like catch food and try to feed the mouth that it no longer has and stuff like that.

It's really, it's really weird. Just quiz every nine tentacles. Have nine. Yeah. I thought they had eight like an octopus. The same amount? I thought. I could watch this octopus and I fucking hate living on this planet

Yeah, yeah, I'm on the ground. I'm safe. Yeah, there might be a seagull But I'm looking up for those. Yeah, I'm totally fine right now Jesus You belong in the water Get out of here Like I worry about you when I'm in there. For some reason, aquatic animals getting you on land, like what was it you was talking about the sharks that were in the flooded town? Oh, Australia.

Yeah, it's like swimming around the town. It's terrifying. It's not right. It's funny whenever you mention crabs I think about that video of that crab getting sucked into that like pipe thing. Oh yeah, the Delta peat. It's like, yeah. That's cool.

That's one of the terrible. That's one of the things that I wish was a slow motion. Seeing a hard-shelled crab just getting sucked and mushed up. Yeah, I don't know why I wanna see that. I think he's a ghost. It's like, it's like, bul-bul-bul-bul-bul-bul. Uh-oh. What is that?

It's a hard work. Wait, what is- Oh. Oh no. Awful. Um, do you like crab? I've never eaten crab. You've never eaten crab. Or lobster. Yeah. I've never eaten lobster either. I've got a prawn

But you eat fish What are you eat fish, right? Yeah, I like fish like fish I'm just a bit worried about I like sushi, but I don't get mercury poisoning that crap that's going on Is that why you don't eat crab? You're worried about mercury poisoning or I'm curious. Why don't you eat? I just have had crab. Okay You're worried about mercury poisoning or I'm curious. Why don't you eat? I just have had crab. Okay. Oh Man, I just like I was kind of we get the point. We're kind of thinking about moving Moving house. Yeah moving house. Yeah, no, just like I know I know Kids are getting older so it's like they need a little bit more space, you know like space of themselves

Mm-hmm and I'm gonna miss your pool. Yeah. Are you willing to sell your current house for $10? No, but thanks for asking. I can rent it out though. The $10. The thing though is that we were just talking about that we were like driving on a little bit of stuff

and then on the way back, we saw that they're building, I can't ever say it right. They're building a ramen tatsuyu. Tatsuyu. Tatsuya. Right at the Alamo Southamore. They're building a ramen tatsuyu. Tatsuyu. Tatsuyu. Right at the Alamo Southamore. They're building it right there. The line for that thing is gonna be stupid now.

You can never move now. I can never move now. It's right there, Barbara. You have all the perfect stuff near you. It's right there. Why did they relieve? It's right there. We were our COO from Fullscreen, Ezra came in town.

For let's play a lot. Did you get a chance to meet Ezra? I did and I was like oh my god. I can't believe he's here for the event. I was freaking out I was not in a good head space. He loved it. He thought he thought it was great and We were not we went out to brunch and then Ashley met us there I went to pick him up and then she met us there and she brought her bike. Have you seen Ashley's bike like a Normal bike. She has her bicycle. I don't't use the egg that I don't know what you wrote I had to ride it with their basket on it oh my there's everything on it it has cat it has tassels on the inner the horse it's a nice bike it has it has white wall tires yeah it's like a big fancy

bike can she like drove it up there I guess on drove it she wrote it up there. I guess I drove it, she rode it up there. So I would even know what to call that thing. It's a bicycle. The bike? No, no, no, no, no, it's God, it's just a brand name, so I can pull the picture of it. A swin, a huffy? I think I, I think I, I think I got it. I think I got it. I think it.

I think that's like whenever you picture a bicycle, that's what it is. It has the, it's like one of the stereo typical, with the best, you know, the flowers? Does that have the banana seat? No, I got it. I got it. Patrick Patrick photo coming your way You're just you're photoing up like like a fool over there man. I'm having a blast over here You don't need you don't know anything. I'm the best and we're here with the night pad. I'm not a badger coming at you You get my phone

Fuck me. I screwed it up smash my phone man. I got a problem going on that I'm just I'm gonna say it and it's not gonna matter to anybody And there's no fix for it, but my I think that's a fix for it My iPhone continues to give me problems now my iPhone, but actually is okay My iPhone will not connect Reliably to my car to play music like you Bluetooth, and it's like I wish it just wouldn't work But it kind of works And then it quits out like three quarters of the way through every song it just drops and it's just like god damn it It loses connection just gone like a song pauses and then you look at it it goes Yeah, fuck this and it like turns it off connection loft. Yeah

You should restore your phone I should probably do that right gap. I do it. Yeah, I should probably do that my phone sucks your iPhone six. Yeah It's it's a bad worst operating system that iPhone has ever had Messages that even like apps have been around since the very first version don't work. I haven't had any trouble really with my phone though Yeah, you're not living I'm not I'm not living I live in hard Yeah, you're not living I'm not I'm not I'm not living hard Generation though I'm on the old reliable 5s. I'll trade you Well, why even contribute to the conversation that I just giving you another frame of reference

How do you handle Gus in your house like like this extra high-von iPhone as well? Yes, how do you guys handle when a new phone comes out like do you get a phone first and then she gets your phone We agree together, so you guys got to be on par. Yeah, you just like whatever happens We could not live in a world where we are not on par that is not in the realm of possibility I can imagine that perfectly think about it Equal rights right it's like First of all I would not I would never want to be the one with the older phone right and she would never want to be the one Who would be the one is like I'm okay with an old phone. You get the new fancy thing.

Yeah, but if it was like, on a hammy down system, she would always have a new phone every time. It would just be the old phone. Yeah. Matt did that. He even from like, he held his iPhone 4 forever for like, I was amazed.

He got a 6. Yeah, he went from that to a 6. Yeah, so I'm with it the other day, I guess for the first time I noticed that he had a new phone. I was like You got any laptop the small phones like toys now the old ones. Oh, I know You know you're like this green is training. It's like you adjust so quickly And then you think about how like the five was bigger than the four right on the screen. Yeah, yeah And remember be made fun of it

They did all those long tags like they made the long iPhone which was like yeah, you know the guy has like a stick basically That's an iPhone. It's like four feet long. Yeah, well, I mean the Yeah, is that hers? Yeah, that's actually spike but with a basket. Yeah, she has a basket on hers She has tassels. Yeah, it's a kind of like a it's like more like a maroon than a purple on that thing We're showing a photo here a batch of bike if you want to look it up. It's an electric Renn can we went on a bike ride once and you had to ride that up a hill? That was funny to watch the problem with it is actually as much shorter than I am So it's like my knees were like going up into my chest

I was like and that bike is Yeah, with the way your knees were flat out. It was you were most as wide as a car I want some of my Photoshop brand and that bike right now you don't have to get into a video of it right? I think I do you're also like late back I hope you have everything yeah I'm worried I got worried the other day

I was like because I take videos all the time I've got over probably 20,000 videos of my life Jesus and I was like show based on that yeah and I was like one day I'm gonna be able to look through I mean I'll look through these and I remember all the good times and stuff and and I was like, one day, I'm gonna be able to look through. I mean, I'll look through these, and I remember all the good times and stuff. And then I was like, I have too many that I'm probably gonna be dead before I watch any of these, and it really bummed me out.

I'm never gonna watch. I also do see you whenever we travel, and you have like a low moment, like not low moment, like you're sad or anything, but like you're just like a low, you will bust out your photo gallery and just start going through it. I look at it mainly on flights where there's no internet I'll be like I have some stuff on my phone. I can look at the post videos instead. Yeah, I do

That's what they're talking that's exactly what they're Pictures I've also been with people who like you start recording something and they're like what's he recording? It's like don't worry. He won't put it anywhere. It's like he'll you'll never see that again He's just recording it firm He used to be worried about that kind of stuff, because I would film stuff and take pictures of stuff, and I'm like, I don't do anything with that. It's just, for reference.

Pretty on memory. You're building an external memory for yourself. Also, I left putting dots on my map. Well, I'll just take a picture of just crap just so I can have a dot in a new place. Yeah, I use it. It's an iPhone to it. Maps every picture you've ever taken on the Earth.

I never saw it. How do I see that? They took it out of iPhone. They took it out of iPhone, but it's on I photo still. Oh, it's on it. I'll probably remove it. Have you ever done it when you were on a layover in a city, and you took a picture in that city just to get that out?

I've done it. I've got like a Salt Lake city. I've only ever been in the airport. I was like, I'm in Phoenix. You probably saw the best part of that city. Yeah, in the airport. In your rear view mirror. We're in the Detroit airport.

I think last summer for fan expo at the library. That's a nice airport. The Detroit airport is amazing. It's probably the best part of that city. Why do you say it like that? Isn't it not Detroit? Detroit. Did you say a little weird?

I'm sorry. Detroit? Canadian. And there's your Canadian. I'm sorry. Detroit. It's French for of the Detroit. Hey, can we do that with you?

Detroit. It is Brandon. It is Brandon. Brandon, we were actually, I was going to say we're talking shit about you. We're just talking nice things. Come on French for of the Troy. Hey, came in that would you? Brandon is Brandon Brandon. We were actually I was gonna say we're talking shit about you We're just talking I think come up here. Come upstairs. Hello Come here. Here comes Brandon for me. He knew Brandon. You look tired and great or as he calls himself in his emails Brandon Farney. He knew Farney, you have a typo? I don't I don't understand why I'm up here Brandon. Hey Brandon. We were telling stories about you drinking all those shots in Australia when I made you drink all the shots. Do you have the text message that I sent? I almost died. I literally, I literally was going to be responsible for the amount of. I was, I was trying to be nice because people were getting, they gave me a, a flag series

of shots. It was green absent and something else. I'm sorry, I'm getting worked up because I was really sorry. Yeah, well calm down there, Brandon Yeah, a flag shot is when you drink a shot in the Brandon world this sat a help from me on my shoot. Thanks, Brandon Yeah, it was a fun shoot. We got to work with the effects guy from laser team. He did I love that guy I love fucking cool stuff. He's Bob Bob and nobody died. No, he died That was a that was a moment where I thought we're all gonna die, but nobody died. Was it when Blaine wouldn't press? Yeah, I guess get yes, yeah, so nighty yell at him. Yeah, that was us that was a moment where I thought we're all gonna die, but nobody died. Was it when Blaine wouldn't press? Yeah, I guess get yes, yeah, so nighty yell at him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but we're all okay. All right, get out of here. All right. Thank you See did the oddly enough you know you should get you should get in who I talk to all the time

from the movie set Is Johnny your stunt double you stole to my stunt double? I have no idea why we hit it off And it's like he lives in New Orleans and I'm gonna go, we're gonna go visit him at some point, we're gonna go out there, yeah. I wanna go. Go hang out in New Orleans, yeah. You can put a flag on your map.

Yeah, yeah. Every minute, we can wear the same outfit and like freak people out. I don't believe we've ever posted. You don't like that much, I like. You've been posting these stunt double stuff. I think you showed that picture on a podcast once. I think Gavin tweeted a photo from the rap party and we showed that like how much his stunt double stuff. I think you you showed that picture on a podcast once. I think Gavin tweeted a photo from the

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I'm actually not supposed to for sanitary reasons. I prefer not to, but my wife prefers to sleep with the mom. When you're when you're a woman, you'll like to as you sleep with the underwear on. Yeah, she wants to see as little of me as possible. Is it because she's you don't want to know what's going on all down there. That is real love. It's it's a mix. She's got to like skid mocks on the on the sheet. So what? I'm just like you know, I've talked before about how my sweat Just like eats through metal is your ass wet like a different level. No, it's just like my sweat It's just there's just something wrong with it and I think I tweeted a photo once about how I think I tweeted a photo of my pillow Did you ever see that?

my drool is like super caustic and just turns it like orange because my drool is like super caustic and just turns it like orange. That actually happens to everybody's pillow. It's really too long. Yeah, well it's, for me it's like a week and it's just gone. Do you have anything that smells like it? Do you have to replace your pillows pretty often then? Yeah. They're probably heavy.

Yeah, they are. Did you ever do the folding technique where you fold a pillow in half? If it stays like that, then you need to replace it because it's just like full of drool and everything and it likes skin. But if it bounces back, it's fine. But that's only if you want like a firm pillow. What if you like like a flat pillow? No, if it's like one of these like, you know.

Show that you replace a pillow if it snaps. What? They're already laughing. I don't even know what that means. What do you mean by snaps? You know a snap to anything in half before? Why would I snap? How can you snap a pillow in half? I'm so pissed.

That's so crass. I can't be game up. Like 10% into that next one. I was like, that was the same thing. Okay, this is a top. How did you find that so fast? Is it your pillow? That's my pillow.

Is that the outer sheet? No, that's the inside That was idiot that's an old one, but yeah, that's what I crap in you ones That happens to pillows when you drill on my feet long period of time Did you take that to like a professionally lit studio to take that picture? Like there's a better better in my house. It's a white. Yeah, it's on like the bed on the computer. I just find this funny.

It's gone. It's gone. You wake up and you go, meh. That's how I brush my teeth. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.

What is wrong with your expression? I have some quirks. I have some weird job. You have a reinforced toilet ball as well. Dude, don't you get it? I can destroy a toilet, let me tell you. So wait, why can't you wear underwear in bed? You can't not wear underwear in bed. I'm saying it's better for women not to wear underwear when they go to sleep. I agree with that. Because this area needs to breathe. Whenever you could let this area breathe, that's good for you. So do you sleep stalkers?

I always sleep naked, yeah. I don't breathe is the right word. Air? Air? It's because this is like, it's like's because this is like bellows. Everything's quite the better when you hear. I think creeping in. How is Barbara snoring the twice at the same time? Are you not worried that something will cool up your bits in the night? What's gonna call up my bit? Are you gonna call up your asshole like a bug or you have finger or something I also don't sleep like this

One of the reasons I always wear one of the reasons But sir, I really one of the reasons I went underwear bed is because I don't accidentally want to touch my anus in my sleep What if I'm in a chias in the night and I just finger myself by accident? What we afraid you might like it. No, I just don't like have a smelly finger Wash your hands when you wake up. Yeah, take a shower before you get a bed No, I mean it's fine. I just don't want to touch my ass by accident I'm fine You want touch your ass on purpose? Are you like constantly compelled was that your ass on burp

are you like constantly compelled to touch your ass or something yeah I'm gonna control control I'm gonna do in the night control what you're under were gonna do you can put your hands on your pants if you make it your troll it yeah but the underwear in front of my anus is clean maybe you'll move it and then scratch inside yes I'm saying it

you put your hand on the back here bang the back here do you wear you were underwear and like pajama bottoms or something no I just went my boxes you just wear your here. Do you wear underwear and like pajama bottoms or something? No, I just wear my boxes. You just wear your boxers. You wear boxers? Yeah. I mean, we're in a brief.

I'm gonna wear it in a brief. I'm gonna wear it in a brief. I'm gonna wear it in a brief. So the point of boxers, I'll be honest. You wear boxers, you wear boxers. Yeah, that's different. That's like the tight ones. That's what I wear too.

Yeah, that's snug. I said to replace something. I should've known about this me undies thing. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. It's a product. It'll protect your bubble from your finger. No, it's really like socks. It's like just get rid of your old underwear. I think I talked about this on a recent patch where we did a Mie and he's had read with with Meg. She's like, what is the guys' fascinations with just keeping on old underwear? It's typically you just like in that mindset, like, oh, it's fine. It works. And it's not until you get like a new good pair that you're like, why the fuck was I wearing that old shit? Yeah, I have old

And it's not until you get like a new good pair that you're like, why the fuck was I wearing that old shit? Yeah, I have some old Haggard underwear. I would just think it would be like all worn and soft and stuff. Kind of like the joy of them. It's just like, yeah, that's what I'm saying, like crap. Why you keep it around. Yeah, I want to thank someone on Twitter for reminding me. I forgot to put my earpiece in.

Who was that? Nick Harerman was like, where's Gus is your piece? We should hire him. Oh shit. After all that talk about you getting an earbud stuck in your ear right? I think you would remember I put a back in the air piece and thank you. I can hear the control room now They're in my head. Thank God. So I don't know I can't believe I talked about it yet. Barbara has ants the Laser team teaser came out. Yeah, over the weekend. Yeah, the legs keep calling a trailer, but it's technically a teaser

It is totally a teaser. It was designed to be, you know, give you kind of an idea for the look and feel. We kind of, more so than anything else, we kind of wanted to give people an idea for the $2.5 million that we raised for the movie, thanks to all of you lovely people. We wanted to give people a sense of like, what we were able to do with that, you know,

and how we were able to get things done. Yeah. Without doing too much, like, I didn't, Alan was not even in the original cut of the teaser We went back and actively added him back in one I think one shot of him. Yeah, I have no lines in it I think Colton talks for like two seconds and he mainly focuses on Michael I don't really know what the philosophy behind that on the cut was but probably because he's the laser guy on the Late team. Yeah, he has all the lines about like the crap.

Yeah. Yeah. I had fun watching it. I mean, it was really fun to watch it go out there. It was cool to finally see people's reactions to seeing the footage and what it looked like. Definitely, definitely. And I think the biggest thing for me was like,

everyone was really pumped about it. And then there was like this undercurrent of, that I saw from people is like basically like relief of like, okay, it's a movie. That was like the main thing I saw is, it's really, we were making it. Like we would do a scene and then I'd go to look at it on the camera, it's what we just shot.

I'm like, this is a real movie. Yeah, there's a, I think a picture you took of, I think there was a scene with Gavin and he was sitting in front of like this whole set. And just from like, oh, you took it, okay. It looked, you know, not special from anywhere you were standing, but when you look in the viewfinder at the camera, it looked amazing.

Yeah, I mean, that's a lot of what cinematography is. It's making crap look good through a lens. But it was cool to actually see that. It's that rectangle right. Yeah, that's it. At least you only have to get right. That's the only big, you have to get right. Is that rectangle?

Whatever goes in there. That's gotta be good. Everything around that can crap. And typically is. I have no idea why, but especially the last scene with Michael in the bed, everyone thought Ali is me. Oh, yeah, everybody, but a lot of people, which is where the shot of Ali coming up here. We're showing the teaser on the screen. There's a shot of Ali coming up earlier in it where she actually looks more like you, as opposed to when her hair was

different later in the shot. Oh, there. That one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like today on Twitter, from the RST, they can't I ask what people's favorite part of the teaser trailer was or what part made the most excited. And someone was like the part with Blah, uh, be dunkelman and a H Michael in the bedroom. What? The could only ship it that shot of the, uh, the spaceship getting shot down was really hard to get because, uh, there's an expensive spaceship. That's a spaceship. We had to hire it especially from Mars.

Yep. And it's not a Martian spaceship in the movie, but... And the guy who flew it was a prick. Yeah. With green guy. He was. Didn't speak English. He was a dickhead.

He was actually a bunch of... He looked just like Gavin. And now he lives in New Orleans and you're going to go visit him. That was my penis. I was going to say, have people a note of the penis in that shot? I'm sure they have. Oh, you kidding me? Yeah.

People been tweeting at Meg. I was like, oh, Meg, how lucky you must be so satisfied. She's like, I want to tweet back and say, I'm really not. So movie magic. Every response to that, those comments are disturbing. There's two main responses. Whoa, look at Gavin's dick You can see him as dick is awesome. It's pretty disturbing too. That's not as dick. He circumcised

That's disturbing too like they know that about you are not circumcised Yeah, on screen that's a circumcised circumcised My fault because I talk about my novel but have you have you revealed the secret about that dick like I took pills? I was actually most of the budget my penis and Gavin just like started pulling yeah one of those pumps from all the powers Swedish penis and like sleeping with underwear on it was just so far far you know a lot about Dix what is that call that process of trying to lengthen your dick your dick specifically penis enlargement it's going on there's like a massage thing that

guys will actually break their dick it's called oh no yeah if you can actually you can actually no no not on purpose although I'm sure there are people do on purpose but it's called a internet we're going to you I think it's called Welching or something like that there's a Welching I'm not making that we have a mostly male audience. There's five of them at least. There's a little right now. That picture of that. Yeah. On the screen. So what does that mean? A massage that attempts to lengthen the penis? It is like like vigorous maneuvers. I've done that. I've done that. Tolling and stretching. Yeah. Okay. Like, I've

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Sounds great. How is the definition? Well, there's kegels for women to make it tighter And I guess there's a thing for guys to make it bigger. Do you do that? Yeah Daily all the time patchy. G.E. Yeah, right now. J. Okay. LQ. Was it feel like? You know, and you have to pee and you hold in your pee is that the same for me that is a cable like this ready yeah I will say a lot of people were suggesting jelking in the Twitter feed using half tag RK potchats joking joking joking joking joking apparently I'm being told via my earpiece that there is a wet jelk and a dry jelk Jelkin, gelkin. Apparently I'm being told via my earpiece that there is a wet jelk and a dry jelk. I don't want to know the difference. I'm betting the dry jelk is worse.

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I'm going to do it. And you're this on the fucking stream. I'll kill you. It'll be fine. Everybody's going to be okay. We're going to get through this together. Broken. We're going to any of this on the fucking stream. I'll kill you. You'll be fine. Everybody's gonna be okay. We're gonna get you just together. Broken, period. We're gonna have to recategorize that to like, I have sexual health or something now.

The first thing is from a forum called PEGIM and the title is I broke my dick. No, he's Johnson. Thank you. That's the honest. It's a family podcast. Is it? Apparently it's a right. It's a right master fix a right mess to fix a broken

cog because what there's what like there's loads of layers and when you break it they'll shift then you kind of have to like I think you have to peel them all down and then put them all back up in order. Do you ever are you ever afraid that that's gonna happen to you when you're having sex? Are you gonna break your dick? What is the most dangerous position for a broken dick? Women on top. Reverse cowgirl. Why is that? It's just the angles. Like snaps your knob down. Because dick women on top reverse cowgirl. Why is that yes? It's just the angles like snap chin up down because it's on top And then it's like instead of going like that it goes back and goes back like that and if the woman goes up and on like instead of If she comes all the way

That'll be horrible. Yeah be horrible for everybody involved. Yeah Imagine how bad you would feel if you did that to somebody I'm talking all dudes right now. Yeah, you're talking directly to all six of our female listeners. What's the worst thing that's happened to you? In life? No, like mid-sex. Yeah, probably nothing.

Every time it's perfect, no matter what. There you go. Good answer. Barbara doesn't have sex. No, I am pure. Girl, my story. I answer. Harbor doesn't have sex. No. I am pure. Girl like Charlie. I were away to my wedding.

I can't wear a wedding. You asked the question, what's the worst thing that's happened to you? No, it's marrying you. Nothing really. Dish it out. Come on. Did you have a fart? Never.

One time someone did fart in my face. No! That didn't happen. During when I was down there. Why was that's not true? It's absolutely true. Oh, so you were they were lying on the back. They were actually sitting on a couch and I was on the floor. Wow Wow, so I guess the couch would have just taken it right at you. Yeah, no There was there was but hold right in my face. Oh

I Love top there there could wet brown to you right? So what did you do? So Barbara, that happens. It's obviously a very intimate moment. That happens. What is the next moment? We both start laughing. Right? I continue.

You didn't vacuum it. Did you change venues? No, we just laughed for a couple seconds and then went back at it. It dissipated pretty quickly. You're a trooper. Yeah. This was with a long-term relationship. This was my six-year relationship.

So at that point, you're pretty comfortable around each other. Yeah, I guess so. You're still laughing at farce. You just like, fought with each other and stuff. Yeah. Do you feel self-conscious at all about farting in front of your girlfriend? You girl? I don't do it. You don't do it hold it into my head. No, that's true.

Six years are so comfortable you fart on each other during sex. I honestly don't I've been in a couple long term relationships I don't think I've ever gotten comfortable enough to actually fart on my partner during sex really well I'm showing you didn't do it during sex. You've never had your balls It wasn't on purpose during sex. I've never I have noticed that but that's fair I felt the rush of war mayor before Well, what's the worst thing that happened to you? Because you've been live long this is probably like more bad stuff is happening It gets worse than gazons

Let me think about that for a second. I mean Gosh, you have an answer prepared? Well, Bernie, thanks. I just kind of told one there. What was that? You have my balls part of them? It's not bad. I'm just saying it's like, you sure it wasn't a queef?

No, no, it was definitely not a queef. Why are you a bulls-wait, what? Not, I wonder what it's anyway. It's not anybody who listens to podcasts, but no. Was it like a window blowing a cut? I mean, you're gonna go collect him out of the next room. Anybody who listens podcast would know was it like a window blowing a curtain You go collect him out of the next one again. What's the worst thing that happened to you?

He said he doesn't know nothing nothing You're in the mouth the reach like the book on you. Oh, yeah, someone the finger with the surprise fingers that you got You know got that why you sleep with talkers on now? Are you actually afraid that Meg's gonna stick her, her finger and your butt will accidentally, well she's not. That's exactly what it is. You're afraid if you bring it up, little happen, talking about it,

you'll jinx yourself, could happen. We were talking, we were talking about earlier, about like, you spend 90% of your time in your underwear. You could have waved that. Yeah, what was your thing? I got a thanks, thank you. You got a thanks. The, what was my worst time? I'm trying to do underwear. You could have waved that. Yeah, what was your thing? I like that, thanks. Thanks. The, uh, what was my worst time?

I'm trying to do it. You successfully go away from it. I can't, I can't think of anything like this. I mean, it's always silly stuff. You start laughing about it, right? I'm full of sleep. What's that? No.

No. No. I'm trying to go like bad. Like really bad. I'm like major disaster. I mean, you can't have one of the things. Tipped a bed over once in college. Like there was a door way to go. It's been like major disaster. I don't know. Can't I want to Tip the bed over once in college like there was a door Where the bed over?

That's a great story. Do you remember gesture those beds? I never I've never Oh, anyway, they were like a unit and the bed would kind of like it's set on these drawers And then there was a backer so you could sit on like a couch then the bed like kind of slid out like that Yeah, a little bit and so then then it was like wider for bed. Yeah, it's for the bed. And then it came out like that and you'd sleep on it. And then you push it back in. And there was one here and there's one over here

in the dorm room. And if you pulled it out all the way, I didn't know this. I thought it was the whole unit I thought was attached to the wall, not attached to the wall. The whole thing went like this. I mean, it did like a full flip. Did it fall onto you?

Yeah, it did like, it's almost like we went straight down and the bed went up over and then down So did it like did you get consumed by it? Yeah, we were like and we were like having a great time and then we're in a coffin Is the way that worked out were you connected at that time or were you not connected? I don't remember the connection being a problem, but I'm pretty sure we were connected So it wasn't like that so just kind of procedures were initiated. Yeah, I mean pretty sure we were connected. So it wasn't like that. So just kind of like. Dr. procedures were initiated. Yeah. I mean, things were, we were like, Jamf further in. Yeah.

We're locked. I recently read a story about somebody who got stuck together though. What? Apparently that can happen. And it's really rare, but people can get stuck together. It was a guy have a suction cup on the head of his dick. No. No, that she, uh, he knows the teeth and vagina.

Yeah. If he even can tighten up. What all he's got to do is lose his rock on it and it'll be straight out of it. I think though that she tightened up that prevents you from doing that. Oh, like it stopped the blood flow? Well, I think she does her kakles. Yeah, she was on lockdown. And at first they were like, ha ha ha and they were like, wait a minute, this is not getting undone.

And that she just had to kind of like relax and relax and relax. Like a wrench? Like how can you surely just stop? I picture them like getting up out of bed together and like going to the like kitchen to get like, like a shot of whiskey. Like here, just relax, calm down. And then I walk around the house together

and like, I'm so proud. I'm so proud. I'm so glad I have this grip with a gardener. I would imagine it would be like a Chinese figure trap. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you have a go back in if that may, yeah, probably, probably. I think so, yeah. I think so. But I think the deal is that, so arteries take blood in,

and then veins take it out. Vains are higher up in your tissue than arteries. Arters are like safely protected deep as they possibly can. So when you like pinch your arm like this, the blood can flow in your hand. That's why your hand swells and turns red is because the blood can get in, but then it can't get back out. So I think that was like getting grabbed. The dude would not. Yeah.

Soft to five. Maybe go easy on the kegels everyone. Maybe go a little bit easy. Like shit. No, keep on. Get him. That was an undueable kiggle. Like she walked down. I'm focusing to change gears here a bit. Someone on Twitter who is this Clark Cassias says that the small beers are like that because

they're intended for margaritas. Oh, I don't know. Bloodline beer is a national margarita. Today, yesterday or something. Was it? I had one. We don't have a podcast for that. That's made up.

We have pancake podcast. I don't think the United Nations recognizes. When I was with Michael and Adam Kovac and people, where some, where some Margaritas is. Oh, did you? Yeah, the Fun House guys were in town. And a group that we that that is actually part of the same family of companies is Rushi now. Uh, screwdriver was also in town. We've never talked about screw attack before. Maybe we've been at RTX last year. Yeah, I mean, we've been around a bunch. Like the regular attendees of RTX are screw attack, megastix four is always there. Creatures are always around for RTX.

Yeah, but then like sheer circumstance, we end up in the same family company as a screw attack. And they're just up in Dallas. I went to the convention last summer. SGC Yeah, it was pretty cool kind of felt like The first couple are TXs. You know a bit smaller kind of more community oriented. Yeah, it's nice You know as a convention that I've always wanted to check out which I'd like to see just what they have there is the Escapist has a convention they do yeah, the escapist has a convention. I think in North Carolina. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, I have heard about that. Yeah. It's about eight to ten thousand people

I want to say. I saw I saw that I talked about this a couple of weeks ago, but also that the the evil online community has an event up in Iceland. Oh, yeah. I think it's coming up like next week or I just said they have an event. That's like their like internet or global conference that they have with them They have point like people who decide what's gonna happen. I don't know. I don't know much about it I never really played a eaves. So I'm not I seem to remember some official Structure to that thing and like there's decisions that are made For the future. Oh, the bottom was not the bottom was impermanent Right

Perfect wants you know also having a convention for the first time Rooster T. Yeah, it's RTS. We're having that twitches have one. Yeah, the time when it's in Francisco in late September I think yeah 24th. What's gonna to be called? TwitchCon. Yeah. Original. Yeah. So I'm curious to know what that event is going to be focused around, whether or not it's just about the platform, or if it's about the more popular people on that platform. So I'm curious to see once they release a program

information about it. Is it about YouTube? Or is it about the people who will need to write? Yeah, it would be with the streamers and stuff, right? But it's cool. I mean, Twitch, it about the people who need to write? Yeah, it would be with the streamers and stuff, right? Mm-hmm. But it's cool. I mean, Twitch, it's interesting because Twitch goes, you know, to a lot of events,

and it's interesting that they're holding their own now. So they go to Odhietz, Odhietz. They have been, they have not had a boost in our takes in the past, but they've done streaming sponsorship, and they've been there, you know, to promote Twitch. Wouldn't they have sponsored the Center Stage last year? Yeah. They will.

I still have the banners somewhere in here. Oh my God. A lot of people have been asking about tickets for our DX. We're going to be putting them up soon. We're doing the final details, like getting all the payments system figured out and allocations, trying to figure out space, a lot of things. We're hoping we're hoping to have it done here really soon now that let's play live is uh... is wrapped up

i think we can focus a lot of time a lot of energy on rtx and hopefully get that knocked out next week or two how happy are you that let's play live is done i feel i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i I've seen you stressing over RTX and like, well, just be burdened with it basically, but I don't think I've ever seen you look as burdened. I had a moment on Friday before let's play live started where, you know, the opening act of DJ went on at 8 p.m. and at about 740, I was backstage and I thought, there's a chance everything could go wrong, nothing's gonna work, and everyone's gonna be unhappy.

And I literally have to go stand over the toilet for about a minute. I was like, I was like, I'm gonna throw up. I'm so nervous, I'm gonna throw up. And I was like, and then it was just like, calm down, calm down. We've tested this, we've rehearsed it, it's fine. I just like, talk myself down from the, from the ledge. I'm gonna say like, from an audience perspective,

it seemed like everything went perfectly. Even the stuff that went wrong, didn't, it went wrong in the best way. Like in a comical way, unless you're... Yeah, like we had some technical difficulties that I don't think the audience were ever aware of. Like for some reason when we went into GTA for the heist, my save data didn't transfer to that Xbox, so it kept loading the opening cutscene, the prologue when you're up in Northeantern.

It doesn't let you join an online game until you've completed that. I had to beat that before I could get in the game. And in the end, I just, I was like, it's going to take too long. So I reboot my Xbox and it's in that time. And I didn't get it. I was in kind of late, but I didn't make a big deal about it. But even like little stuff like that, it was just like, that was a close one. And we did have really bone us. And we did that. The thing I was most nervous about actually was

the surgeon simulator playthrough, where we put you and Michael on a gurney, then had Jeremy and Matt push you around the audience while you were playing there's some video of it. While you were playing the surgeon simulator. I've not seen this video. And there's a PS4, a monitor, there's like a flashing red light like an ambulance,

and the video's being transmitted wirelessly backstage to be projected up onto the big screen. I'm gonna be putting it in the mat up there. Okay, I'm gonna put it in the mat up there. At one point I fell down and I was just being pulled. That was what I was most nervous about, just because when you're dealing with wireless video and then- I mean technically that would work fine. The issue with that is that it went on so long because we were rolling around so much.

We couldn't, we couldn't kill the guy. That one was like 10 minutes ago and we were like, we better wrap this up. Let's just slit his throat. And we couldn't because although like the tools are whizzing by and like you drop shit and it's like, it just kept going. So I think that was the one thing that went on a little too long. Yeah. It was really fun. Yeah. At one point I was, we parked and some dude put a one in my scrub. I mean, One? Yeah. It's awesome. That's how that thing Jeremy took it.

What did you do with strip clubs in the UK? I never went to one. I've still never been to a strip club anywhere. You must hear like, that's a thing in the US, even before you ever go to strip club, you know you put ones in the industry. You can't with like the lowest the lowest paper money we have is five. And that's the equivalent of like eight bucks. I'm not sure people would be putting them away too quickly.

Maybe they buy coupons. Maybe she's got, we just kind of caught the strippers have like that little truck that changed the machine. They have like a new arcade. Yeah, and you're like put it in there. I think they will have Apple Pay now. So you can just say.

Ah, I'm telling you what you do. You can use Apple Pay it? No. That's cool thing about the phone. Only cool thing about it. The only thing I'm really curious about. Go somewhere to use Apple Pay now. But you've got a whole food. I don't have a thing. I have a thing with about the only thing I'm really curious about go somewhere to use apple I got a whole food with a what I don't have six. Oh, we talked about this. I use it with the uber. I use it with uber

You need to use apple pay for uber. Uber has you can you can there instant car you can do apple pay as well But it's you put your car information and it's done You say I want to pay via apple pay and they used to do the touch the thing That's it. You use the thumb print basically to verify to pay via apple pay and then you just do the touch the thing. That's it. You use the thumb, but you just get a very fine foot. You light your request and then you go, and you pay for it. Yeah, but then you have to see them. You can't hide inside your house.

Yeah. And say leave it at the door. A penis fracture can occur. Oh my god. Why do we go back to this? When there is trauma to the erect penis during an erection, the penis is in a gorge with blood. The penis has been suddenly or forcefully walls and gorge.

So trauma may rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis. The corpus cavernosum, responsible for erections. Resulting in a penis fracture, the trauma is usually related to aggressive or acrobatic sexual intercourse, or in some cases, aggressive masturbation. A penis fracture is a painful injury that is often accompanied by an audible cracking We lost Gavin I don't even have a penis like you'll sympathy pain right now I'm at a bus like aggressive masturbation. Can you imagine jerk. It's so hard you break your dick Like what do you need to get off of that? I can't imagine doing this period crack. I'm being like I hope that was my arm I can't imagine doing this, period of crack, I'm being like, I hope that was my arm. I really, I hope my arm falls off at the shoulder.

I hope a tree fell down in the front yard. I think that is my biggest fear. I hope that was the sound of somebody shooting me. And I just haven't realized yet. I would rather prefer that be anything but what it seems like. I'm not sure if it's the myth, but yeah from what I heard if you crack it all your layers go funny And then they take your knob they cut it and then peel it like a banana And then they put them all back up in order let's talk about something else, please wait

He did that for you walk him apart please like you're rebuilding a Lego Just zip it up But even all of the penis injuries And you just zip it up. Put your coat on. But even all of the penis injuries, nothing is as gamy as a vagina. Okay, then issues that the girls have to deal with with veg. That's why you don't sleep in your underwear. But like, how does this work?

Like a doctor, like let's say a male doctor in particular. A male doctor has the same genitalia and everything. What is that experience like, is the first time as a doctor, we have to take a scalpel and cut into a penis. Like, that has to be like 10 minutes. It's just like a soda and coffee. Yeah, you'd be like, I can do this. And just like, oh man, I couldn't even do this.

You have to shed a tear or like tip one out. Yeah, something, something like that. I was going to hear my dudes like they get Priyapism which is a direction that they can't lose and it's if you keep a direction for like I think it's like four hours that's what the Viagra commercial is a problem. You're a danger of losing your penis. I think then you have to have it drained. Yeah I did a drain. I bet that does not sound as good I bet that it's not actually as good as it sounds. What? And your penis drain? That doesn't sound good at all. I really need to get my dick

drain right now. It sounds like that. It sounds like it. It sounds good. Yo, she thirsty boy. You're gonna drain my dick. They're just spilling the mic. Yeah, so as far as bad things and sex never had a penis fracture. And there are people out there who have had a penis fracture. Yeah, one of'm there so as far as bad things insects never had a penis fracture and there are people out there who have had a penis fracture Yeah, one of my friends broke it on a trampoline what Really you know that the fact your getting in front of yours really did How did this happen kind of friend of a friend he was just shagging on trampoline. Oh, you said sex on trampoline That's cool. Yeah, I thought he was jumping on a trampoline

cool. Yeah, I thought he was jumping on a trampoline and everyone goes so was she on the bottom? I was here on the bottom. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something She was bad. He went like up was into a you have never either been in a situation Where you've had sex in the same room as other people who were sleeping or people have had sex in the same room with you While you were sleeping I've never had sex the The harsh truth that that is no one is sleeping while you're doing that everybody is awake and just like not looking I'm trying to stay asleep. Exactly. I would honestly I would rather everyone thinks they're so fucking sneaky. Nobody is sneaky. I would rather be in a room go ahead of non sneaky sex than people who are trying to hide

it because at least non sneaky it's going to be like the usual noise is if that's going to hide it's going to be like like so really muffled so that's the way it was. I guess that is a little bit worse. I'm really happy Andrew Blanchard is not here right now because he would do his sex noise. How does it go? I'm not gonna do it but he imitates a female having an orgasm. Do an impression of him doing it. No because then it's just gonna be me doing it. No, because then it's just gonna be me doing it. It's just an impression. It's totally Andy. It's totally Andy.

No, it's just like the moaning and everything. You know that? It's really disturbing. You know that baby. Is you do it well? Very well. Really? Like disturbingly. Can we call him up on Speak Fendant? Where do you think you heard that before?

I don't know. I don't know. It should be a second. I don't know. How was he? He's like a pair. He's got perfect memory. Yeah.

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Is it going to be calling? No, I'm just calling out the blue. Is that way? We're calling like Andrew Blanchard to do that. What an R.C. on this is Andy red face red face fuck Andy red face fuck answer your phone dick bag this is never what whenever I Hello, hey, you know you live on the podcast. Oh, I am okay Barbara hates your sex noise. Can you do your sex noise impression? Oh Sure your sex noise. Can you do your sex noise impression? Oh, sure. Here we go. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, You're dinner like All of Garden, you know, he's like a breadstick. He's Here's all I imagine imagine you asking that he goes he goes what oh, yeah, yeah, I'll do that

Right right into character That was impressive. Yeah, it was really impressive. That's like that wasn't his best work I've heard better from him. That's also the phone is on the spot. He was prepared for it. It's a long distance relationship thing He might have been aggressively masturbating I've never I can honestly say I have never done that I never understood the compunction of that Of course, I haven't been a long-distance meeting No, no, no. A long business relationship of any kind of like appreciable amount of time, like to where someone was away from me for three months. What the whole like phone sex or like chat, like video, cyber sex, cyber sex, that never, I never understood that.

Never like, I never. It's a little awkward. Yeah. Also, it's like everybody's sitting in the news now. That's like, it's like, I constantly hear about that. Like people getting sent in the news or people getting caught sending in the news is now. That's like, it's like, I constantly hear about that. Like people getting sent nudes or people getting caught sending nudes is what I was hearing about. And it's like, I don't, I don't, I only mail my nudes.

You get away just to do it like close up. You're a fax mind. I do it to a postcard. No, but like, I don't, yeah, the cyber sex thing I never understood. I never understood that. Give it a go. I don't want to do that.

What cyber sex can you like get on Skype and do it? Enter bedroom. On Skype. What else would you do? Well, 2007. like get on Skype and do it? Enter bedroom. On Skype. What else did you do? 2007. Like a chat room. They're really popular in chat rooms. On my chat room.

What do you do? So, Gavin, what do you use then? Obviously, since you're an expert. What do I use? Yes, it's Skype is so 2007. Oh, can I just fill you in? I don't know. I'm not in the longest in this relationship.

My brother just texted me and said the best part is that Andy is streaming right now and did it live on his stream. That's so funny. That's amazing. Well also streaming during our podcast, asshole. Yeah, there's like, there's two broadcast things that combine them. Yeah. I can't wait to see the videos of people sinking them up. Yeah. It's like you guys are mustard like him. I'm doing that. Technology is so good. Now it's so great. The fact that we can do that. What are you saying about the baby noise?

Can you do that in the style of Andy's noise? No, no. You could do the baby crying. Yeah. Could you do like a sex baby? Barbara can imitate a baby crying really, really well. How do you know that you can do that? Actually, it's like walking away over here over is like to get away Okay, okay, we get the point Barbara. So now now do a pleasure baby

What is a pleasure baby? I was just really gonna do the sex thing. I was like we'll do it in pressure something else doing that. Oh Gavin why is I'm not way Pleasure baby. Maybe the worst Fucking pleasure baby. I think I think twice the felony Do people gonna get arrested? Yeah, you I didn't go on that website. I'll go to pleasure baby Rest it yeah you I don't go that website. I'll go to pleasure. Baby I'll do it open a private browsing cap. Oh here we go It's not private if you still get a lot of it You know there's somebody at full screeness to like look over these logs every now

Like what this all right pleasure baby.com. It's registered from one of our sponsors competitors I can't tell you it's parked so if anybody wants it They can go get pleasure, baby. You can even search for a domain similar to pleasure, baby. If you'd like to. Oh, it's going to be that site with just sound clips of Andrew and me molded together. Mm-hmm. So you sleep in underwear, you sleep in underwear, you don't sleep in underwear.

What about you, Bernie? You didn't say. I don't sleep in underwear now. You don't sleep in Pagan pants? I used to know no Neko done all just like like caveman hanging out with sheets you sleep next every phone actually Ashley's doing a jig she's like I'm like there actually is close adverse like she will she's one of those people she hits the door

And it's just like it's like no no close what is the first thing to come off the bra Because that is the first thing to come off in my house. She's panicking. I'm taking over the bra. We get a quiet show. Yeah. If you're wearing a bra that has underwire or anything or it's tight, taking that thing off

is like heaven. Yeah. She's all happy about it. Hi, baby. How you doing? Say hi. Everybody? Show me a high scratch. I don't think, what is that? Oh, you know, that's me. I don't think we

should you should not do anything with those. What's that? I swear to God if you I'm gonna daddy. Oh, that's okay. No, that's okay. All right, thanks. So, you're that's good. Oh, rejected. Oh, this is what's happening. Oh, no, I just want to forget me something. I'm fine. I'm on a totally different. I'm totally different. On a totally different note, I finally got into the TSA pre-check program. I've been trying to get Ashley to register for it. It is the best thing in the world. I am a gentleman. I will stand up when a lady enters the room.

I will hold the door for Ashley. I have to be a hard door for her. Everything. If I get pre-check at the airport and she doesn't, she's on her own. Yeah. I'm like, I'm not giving it up for you. I'm keeping my shoes on. I keep my laptop door for Ashley. I have to be the hard door for her, everything. If I get pre-check at the airport and she doesn't, she's on her own. Yeah. I'm not giving it up for you. I'm keeping my shoes on, I keep my laptop in the bag. Yep. I'm keeping my belt on.

Have you used it yet? Oh yeah, it's the best thing. It is the best thing ever. Finally, I kept telling you to do it. It is the best. It is the best thing ever. So you go to the airport, TSA pre-check, you just have to fill out a questionnaire.

Did you have to do the interview at the airport? I had to do an interview at the office and an office. Okay, just get into it. They just gave it to me. It's just like, they ask you like 10 questions. Like do you like America? Not even. Are you a jerk?

Are you a citizen? Do you have any felonies? Oh, I can't get it then. No, you can't get it. How did you get it? They just gave it to me. But you're not a citizen. But yeah, clear entry or pre-check.

Pre-check, TSA pre-check. Huh? Never mind. It's just like, I just have loads of miles. Just give it to you. Well, you can get pre-check now. They've expanded a little bit. If you register for pre-check. Pre-check. TSA pre-check. Okay, never mind. It's because I just have loads of miles. Just give it to you. Well, you can get pre-check now. They've expanded a little bit.

If you register for pre-check, I get it every time I go to the airport. I've not not got it since I've got it. Oh, okay. I must just be lucky every time. No, you're good. You're good. Although, I believe you're kind of a charm to guy. I can see you just getting it all the time.

What was that mean? I think you're... Do you think of yourself as a lucky person, Gavin? Incredibly lucky. I think you're lucky. I think you're lucky every day. I'm just like, I don't mean. Do you think of yourself as a lucky person, Gavin? Incredibly lucky. I think you're lucky person. Every day, I'm just like, I can't believe that my life is this way. I can't believe your life is that way either.

No, I'm not. No. No. I have, I have perspective for that. Like, I really appreciate the life of like being able to do what we do because I didn't do this. Like, I was about your age when I started doing this stuff. You know, I was just getting started doing it

I don't know. I did normal stuff too. I'm the beginning. That's true. I mean you were working on movies and stuff No, I mean before that when I was in a supermock of three years. Oh worked it way too far chose the tarantulas and the pianos Yeah Did I tell you how someone from soundcheck described us recently? No, so we have soundcheck is the Studio next door to ours. It's a music studio. That's in the same complex studios where Ruchite and we can be in their studio. We're surrounded by like film movie and music people and we're like the only Internet aircraft time is in there in the next one. Yeah, we're the Internet aircraft hangar. So I can't remember who told me the story, but it was people who were coming to visit our studio. No, it was not. And they ran into.

Sorry, sorry. They ran into some people who work at Soundcheck, and they were asking where Rugerjeeth was. And apparently there was a very friendly older guy who works at Soundcheck and he's like, No, Mark. You know, I don't know much about Rugerjeeth, but I know that they're all 25 and Drive Teslas. That would make that really? Yeah. They're all 25 and Drive Teslas.

We had to use some space over there when we were doing our initial rehearsals for let's play live like blocking for the stations Mm-hmm, and we needed just like a big open space to simulate the size of the stage So I walked over there and I was like do you all have just like a rehearsal space I can use like yeah Let's show it to you like this our rehearsal space, you know It's got these mics got the speaker. It's got you know this audio routing now They did so they're all look at the stage and I'm just looking at like the empty area the floor in front of the stage And I'm like okay, great. I don't any of that. I just want this floor right here They have a much nicer studio than we do they're like what do you mean?

I was like can I just have this floor and kind of plug something into that wall they're like Yeah, you're not gonna use any of that like not okay Just want this big open music floor right here. Okay. Yeah, you can use that I guess So we're doing that again We'll find out. I don't know. We'll see we had you analysis cost analysis on everything I think that's gonna be the big decision. It was a very successful event out of guys getting and then take away a lot of job First first time events are usually like a money bet. Yeah, honestly, honestly

They are By a lot of equipment, you know, get redundant stuff. A lot of people walking behind the lot of people working behind the scenes. The redundancy is really what's crazy. Like you think about those giant screens, right? And if your projector goes out, you have nothing. So for every screen has two projectors that are on at the exact same time. Wow. They're both calibrated. Now if one fails, you still have another one. You should just flip a switch. No, not even. If one fails, it's still on. You know, going at the same time you can see right there. Got the three giant screens. I also want to say that it's Japanese, specifically call out a Brian. I think the intro graphics,

the heat that he did for you guys was amazing. The interest sequence. A lot of that stuff I was seeing for the first time that day, and Jeremy's rap. You missed rehearsal for the Tower. Yeah, that was awesome. I was just sat there watching it, along with all the audience. I was like, this is really good. I had no idea. That was one of the coolest things about the show.

I didn't know what was going to happen at all. I didn't even know you guys were going to do certain simulator or anything like that. And so it was all like I was seeing it for the first time and it was like, oh my god. I was talking to Jeremy about it. I was like, so who was like, rapping? He was like, I was rapping. And then he was all like I was seeing it for the first time and it was like I was talking to Jeremy about it I was like so who was like rapping he was like I was rapping and he was like yeah I was like who did like all the Minecraft stuff cuz he had one bit where like the map is spinning one way and then other stuff is Spitting the other way I said how'd you do that? He's like oh, I just animate it all that it wasn't really minecrafted It's anime I was like you do that as well. Yeah, he does tons of stuff. He did the epic rap battles of Rooster Teeth the family videos

Yeah, that was always really good. That was always a big fan. There's a little video of you guys. I was just saying up for once. That was probably my favorite part of the whole thing was us playing once. There's you, Gabby. So, I think the day before, two days... It's silly.

I think it was the day before the event. I was gonna go to tweet a picture of the venue empty from the stage. You know, I looked down and I did a panoramic photo of the entire venue. It's like, I'll call them a tweet this. And I was like, I better look at this photo a little more closely before I send it.

And I looked at it. I was like, all right, all right, all right. And the gurney with the whole third and same emulator setting was like right in the middle of the floor. That's not the picture, but I just got like a black box. Yo, I actually can see the gurney over there on the right, in that photo. But I just got in Photoshop, I just made like a giant black box

covering the gurney and I just tweeted it. It was like there. It's good. It was a cool show. It was really fun. Yeah, I'm always careful like when a photo goes up online and a lot of the social media tools I have when it says I'm gonna post a photo and it says use last photo taken. Like that's an option. Yeah. Just like you hit it and it's like just upload the last photo you took. Risk business. It seems like I'm convinced if I hit that's an option just like you hit it and it's like just upload the last photo you took risk I'm convinced if I hit that button it'll post like Nudes of me all over every social media site

I don't have to take it Make it a make needs of me and post them up everywhere. That's what I'm convinced that's what that button actually does I would never use that button in a million years. I never use it. It's just like the the I'm feeling lucky button Yeah, no never feel it lucky never using last photo it. It's just like the, the I'm feeling lucky button on Google. Yeah. Nope. Never feel lucky. Never using last photo taken. And you would think like most of the time when I'm good at Google searching, usually the

thing I'm searching for is the first thing. And that's what I'm feeling lucky is. It's like, and I got a good search. I'm feeling lucky. There's my thing. It would actually save you a click if you would learn to use that button. I'm going to have to Google one day. Again.

I've done that for. I miss that. We're in the next- In this venue. In this studio. We have an exchange five. I don't think so. I don't think so. Well, why do we do what we do on suit?

We'll do one suit. We'll do no one whenever we're on the podcast. The other next Gavin you and I will do one. So probably next week. I'd be curious to see if people want us to do more of those binaral ones too. I wonder if we should- I don't want to make like,

one thing I hate is like making multiple versions of one thing. Like I wouldn't want a binaral version of this in addition to everything else, because we publish enough different versions of this. Oh, speaking of which, have you talked about some of the upcoming changes with the podcast? Upcoming changes with the podcast. Am I getting booted?

Yeah, I was thinking. No, no. No, do you want to talk about it? I don't know what you're talking about. So we're probably sometime in the very near future, we're going to be changing the windowing strategy of how we deliver the podcast. So we're now the podcast is available stream right now if you're watching it, or if you're watching it right now or watching it right now in video whenever you saw it or if you're

listening to it right now, those are all different times. And it's like the podcast is the one production we have that's like spread out over so many different times. Like the live stream will come out for this podcast right now, then on YouTube, last week's podcast will come out the day after tomorrow. And it's always like tomorrow. Torch tomorrow, thank you.

And then on Wednesday, this one goes upon iTunes. They like overlap and it's super confusing. We're gonna streamline it big time to where within the course of one week, the podcast will be online. Because we talk about current events and stuff like that and it doesn't make sense for it to go all the way to a weekly.

I think we should put every podcast out the day before we record it. That's a great idea. I'll put you in charge of that. Okay. What do you want to know? What is a bigger deal breaker at a hotel for you, Gus? Slow Wi-Fi or no cable? That's an easy guys. Slow Wi-Fi or no cable.

That's an easy one. Slow Wi-Fi. You don't have to watch the cable at a hotel at all. I'm just walking jerkin' at 24 hours a day, watchin' porn on my laptop. Did you guys watch the Oscars last night? Don't jelk it. I did.

I watch the Oscars as well. I never watch a word shows, but. You always watch a word. You watch the Oscars every year. And only if I'm invited somewhere to watch them. I didn't watch a lot. but you always watch a watch you watch the else because every year and only if I'm invited somewhere to watch them I didn't watch what you are every year would you get you to do a Oscar party last night I went to you Josh Flanagan's house Josh Flanagan had a few people over he even had like prizes and stuff and like a goodie bag that he gave to everybody really it's

awesome it's really Josh Josh has been in our office a bit lately like pitching yeah ideas for RTX and they're all really good. Josh is the bomb and Kayla facial hat too. Yeah. Killer hair in general, he looks just similar right now. He was just starting a new short, we put out McKinley, where we'll find more. 18.6. Short that we did.

They all looked really good in that short. John and Brad and Josh and everybody. We should also point out that we recently hired on if we talked about the podcast before that we are hired Marshall Port full time. I think we mentioned that last year. He was our production designer for laser team. He now is our full time production designer here at

Richard Keith. He almost killed a visiting member of fun house. Did you hear about what happened? Adam Kovaq almost died. House what? The RTX sign on our office fell. Yeah, it fell right on Adam Cove. That's why it's right. Next to what happened. Yeah, he was just walking by and he's like, that's signs leaning. And oh my God. Really? Yeah, fell right on top of him. Luckily, it's made

out of foam. So it didn't hurt. He likes to talk about how heavy that foam is though. It's pointy. I think that's the dangerous. How is the box is responsible? He's the one who hung it up there. But he pointed out, when I'm defending Marcus here, that his rig stayed connected, the sign itself fell apart. So the part that he rigged and put up there, that part stayed intact, but the other part fell completely off.

So sorry, Paul. I felt, I felt about the first thing that I worked with Marcus on, I, Dan was coming in, so I had a ton of videos I wanted to film. So I gave Marcus a shopping list of Probably like 60 different items and they're really obscure stuff to like different elements and like an old washing machine and a Lava lamp and all the cool things doing over there Did he find all that? That's the washing machine. I destroyed that last week

Yeah, and he was a big like Walter White giving Jesse the shopping list like when breaking bad for starts with all the weird stuff And just I don't know where to get that stuff. I didn't even know what I wanted I was like I want to be able to spin a disc at 23,000 RPM. So If you can figure that out that big and he was like, yeah, got a rig there you go Yeah, he's awesome. He's really mounted. He knows a lot of people and he can get a lot of stuff So what's the craziest story you've ever had like filming some of guys? Crazy story. Yeah, the craziest story you've ever had like, building some old guys? Crazy story. Yeah, the weirdest thing that's happened to you guys.

I mean, Dan's got hurt a lot, he burnt his hand. A lot. He's hurt a lot. Burn his hand on hot oil. Burn all my old. He should be there one again. OK. It'll be a good one.

What's he coming to visit again? Maybe summer. Maybe south by south west. He should come for our dex. Maybe summer. Maybe summer, maybe in two weeks. Yeah. I mean, probably summer, very small chance of. Okay. You should have me down. But I want to go back for a second to the Oscars. So, see if you're not interested. Oh, yeah. I found that this year I was almost more interested in what people were tweeting about the Oscars and the actual Oscars

Absolutely, it was a very uneventful show. Yeah, like I found myself like regularly like I'm talking about a super Lego movie. I'm getting sick of hearing about the Lego movie Yeah, I think you're gonna want talking about it at the beginning of this year I was getting super sick of hearing about back to the future. I was just like it's getting sick of it Mm-hmm because it was the dear back to the future and like the like, it's getting sick of it. Because it is the dear back to the future. And like the Lego movie, like everyone just kept yeah, burned about it. Yeah, I didn't want to single minute of the Oscars. On a on a scale from one to I don't give a shit. How much did you

care about the envelope in the box? I did. I thought that was just dragging on. I was like, like the whole show is like this better fucking pay off. Yeah. What was it? Neil Patrick Harris went on this whole spiel about how he made his Oscar predictions And he put it in this like locked briefcase in a locked safe and he had like someone in the audience watch it the whole time And they kept going back to it and it's like I don't fucking care. This is really not fun. Is it right? It wasn't like it was predictions about the show and it was all like Referencing funny things that had happened during the show. Yeah, like John Travolta touched I Dean of Minzel's face a lot and that actually happened and different things like that

I thought the end when Sean Penn awarded the uh, there's the thing awarded the The Oscar for best picture. I was really inappropriate Who's like who gave that Mexican his green card? Oh, yeah, I was really inappropriate. He was like, who gave that Mexican his green card? Oh, yeah. I was like, I'm really happy with the fucking say that. Yeah, I'm really happy. He said son of a bitch. Oh, he gave it son of a bitch. His green card is like, that is just rude. Yeah, he's got just one and Oscar. And then he comes on and talks about how he hopes to get over, like, you know, prejudices and make for better immigration reform. I was like, fucking great. So I'm making, so I'm making green card jokes in the fucking year 2015 on the Oscars.

It was a pretty like Lester show. What do you think of the Apache house? He was, you know, a decent host. Yeah. That's fine with it. Not my favorite, not the least favorite. I think I saw someone, so you know, he had a bit where he came out like he put it like he was locked out of his dressing room and it'd come out on stage in his underwear. Yeah.

And I was someone to it's only funny if someone's in their tidy wideies if they're comedically out of shape and out of their like super cut and buff. He had those like hip lines that guys have when they're really in shape and it's like that's just like it was like oh that's like a perfect physical form I'm gonna go drink myself into sadness now One of my favorite tweets from the show is you know how a John Travolta mispronounced idine and zeal's name last year the Oscars What did she call it? Deerie Mazzan or what did he say a Del Manzin or something?

Del Manzin, God, he was so creepy But there's a tweet that someone retweeted that I saw that it's a picture of Benedict Cumberbatch with John Travolta in the background, like staring at him and it says, I'm going to kill you, Brenn and Dick Crampbell Scratch. That tweet, the guy who tweeted that, only had like 4,000 followers.

And when I saw it, you know, in the evening, I think it was up to like 21,000 retweets. I have no idea what it's at now. It's at 40,000 retweets. Oh no. 40,000 retweets and 40,000 favorites. That image made me laugh. Oh yeah. It's a... John Travold is going into Kiss, Scarlett Johansson and it was like put right next to the photo of the alien with Sigourney we She's all screaming terrible. I feel like there's been a lot of photos like that also our comparisons like that with Joe Biden lately Oh my god He's getting like a little like he's like losing his

Scrrabbers, there's a photo. I'm gonna kill you burn a dick, come roll scrunch How do you want to talk about that before we head out here? Oh, yeah, we've got a T-shirt Tuesday. Let me grab it. It's a, there it is. There it is. There's the one with the alien somewhere. Why is he holding her like that?

It's so creepy. He's just, and the weird thing is we just saw a photo of John Travolta in a gym at 3 a.m. That photo in viral, and he's like bald as a cuba almost, you know what I mean? He, that that's not that's not his hair, but it's like fucking you know the Oscars. Yeah, you do get her I love it. Just don't have had like Sean Connery was already wearing a two-pay by there. You know this is a show It's a sun shirt from Ruby Michael's character t-shirt Tuesday come from our anime tomorrow No, Michael's character from other two enemies that he's. I thought that was a picture of what I was holding. Okay, there you go. I was like, wow, I think they're punching like that. I don't want to set the camera. Did you know that I also recorded for an anime at

To Funimation? Oh, yeah. So are you okay to announce that? No, I can't talk about it. I could only say that I recorded with them. That's all I can talk about. We're all very happy for you, Barbara. And what was the name of the show? I can't tell you. Okay. But you can't tell you okay But you can't tell if you did it. Yes. I did this amazing thing last night can't tell you anything about it I just remember I just remembered my worst thing I have to be very sexy. I just remember the worst thing happened to me during sex What's that I can't tell you and yeah They won't let me the Non-ticket me I did it for

Well, let me tell you what it was. But it ties in nicely to that octopus video that you should read with the crab. I just thought of something weird that happened in slow-mo guys. I always think whenever I'm in a plane, I see the shadow of the plane and the shadow of the plane is going along the ground. It's like going over cars and people. And I was thinking, I've never been hit by the shadow of a plane. And then while we were filming, a plane flew directly between the sun and us. And I was like, oh never been hit by the shadow of a plane and then while we were filming a plane

Flu directly between the sun and us and I was like oh it happened on camera. It's cool And did you say it on camera? No, I mean I was just recording. What shoot was that like which one? That was the other day hasn't come up But if you just set it on camera then it happened on camera that had been pretty cool. That had been pretty cool It was gonna get that together But I was just thinking it like a couple of days before and that happened. So I was wondering, like, maybe it happens a lot. I just don't know this. Have you ever seen the end of a rainbow?

Yes. Yeah. That's me lucky charm. What are you laughing at? I'm asking you seriously. I mean, the bit that you can't, where you can't see anymore is the end of the rainbow. He's absolutely right. The last bit you can see is the end of the rainbow.

There's always an end to the rainbow. Okay. I mean, the rainbow is only, have you ever had the end of a rainbow right in front of you? No. Why are you looking, what do you not, why do I get that face? The rainbow is only in perspective to you, isn't it? It's the relationship between the water and your eyes. Have you ever seen a rainbow go into the distance?

Like a big real rainbow that ends right in front of you. Big real All right, I mean I'm okay. I really don't care what you're gonna say at this point You obviously don't get the one answer the question. You remember this conj we were talking about that I got this smell like grass and other things? You smell like that? Do you get rainbows as well? No, do you have cotton candy in UK? Candy floss.

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