Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #313

Episode Date: March 3, 2015

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I feel like it's an echo. It's an echo. Yeah, it's the controller. Wow, my girlfriend was really confused when I told her friend like brag about it. Yeah Every other story every other post on reddit my girlfriend drew me this and I told her to me on the podcast So I'd be late and she's really confused I was like why are you in the pocket? I was like I'm a podcast every now and then she's like yeah, but isn't Gavin back Gavin sub okay, let's hear about your girlfriend how long

you been dating this girl why are we here talking about my girlfriend you brought it up because there was an intro the first two words that were not brand new about that man were my girlfriend to be fair he did finish the whole story well that was it wouldn't know what listen did you think this podcast is less entertaining because we're all taken Yeah, right that would take what Gavin said in the set of laser team what that he thought driving Made a person attractive like when he got the truck He thought it would make him more attractive no What do you worry we're missing out on here that we're not a bunch of single dudes on single people funny Because they have more interesting things that happen to them all the most sad and lonely

It's what that's what we get blamed on for sad and lonely. The playful fills are a quota of sad and lonely every week. Yeah, people in relationships can be sad and lonely. I make up for it with emoji socks. You are. My wife got me emoji socks. You come. You can't really see.

I would love to present this version of you to it to the 19 year old version of you It's the mad face or Stop it to the six month ago version of you. Yeah, you think he's changed that much. How has he changed? Oh that much New shirts, I think Gus I honestly believe that you've gotten progressively Less social which I didn't even think was possible. Yeah, I'll go with that I'll definitely go with that so why buy all these nice new clothes if you're not gonna show them to anyone Here's blue my mind

Show me you hey show them to me in the first day. I I walked in you know with my slightly more dressed up clothes I walked in walked to the kitchen first person. I see his Gavin. He looks at me and goes Nice clothes. You're wife by them for you. And you sounded so bitter and angry about it. Did she? Yes, she did. She's a care of me.

It's funny. I got Gus a birthday present because it was Gus's birthday. The 22nd. There you go. Had to pause for a second, 222. So I got, I mean, wrap it, because I didn't care that much. And the price tag is still on it too. So you can return it didn't wrap it, because I didn't care that much. And the price tag is still on it too.

So you can return it if you want to, but you can take that. Sweet, let's see what it is. How does it get first? Oh, give me, give me, I got that impressive. This is actually an important item. I got Gus a space invader shaped bottle opener. Oh, test it out.

Okay. It doesn't make, how to use place opener over bottle cap and lift. Here, give me a sec, I'll see if it works. Just a sec, I'm saying like, bottle opener, how to use open a bottle. Oh sweet. No, but here's a deal.

I don't know if it's this group of friends that I have or what, but you guys go through fucking bottle openers like, not on me, lose them. They become unusable. Have you noticed that? They probably, yeah. I've never, they might, they might become dull. Yeah, they have a lifespan, they get bent.

It's constant strain on the metal. Yeah, the constant part is what I'm talking about. Like, I went all the way to do like college life and everything. I never got to the point where I wore out a bottle opener. Since I've known this group of people, we have, I mean, it's routine that we run out of bottle openers. Can we bring in a metal worker to fix it? No, why would you do a kick in another one?

This is America's disposable culture. There, look at that. Wonderful gift I gave to him. When it gets to the bottom of the screen you're drunk So I want to talk about birthdays for a minute. Yeah, you throw the bottle over here. I want to try I Hate birthdays because you're older. No, hey other people. No, I don't give a shit about like Well, I might my my birthday is not special. There's nothing out of the ordinary I'm getting over whatever. I don't give a fuck. What I care about is the fact that a God damn 8 a.m. on my birthday,

my phone starts buzzing with happy birthday text messages. I got more text messages in one day than I typically do like in three months and it started waking me up and I was fucking hungover and I was so mad at my fucking phone and it wouldn't stop. It's like, I never talk to you people. My area is trying to say my name is Hagerbeth. On the iPhone, you see your entire history. So it's like, Happy Birthday.

And then above that, it's Happy Birthday. The year before, you text me every of my birthday. If I remember, I might return the favor, but I typically don't. It's not special. I remember. I have since I was a child. It's not hard to remember birthday.

You know what I always do with that page. I've never wished someone a happy birthday on Facebook. You know what drives me crazy about that is I don't know if I'm the only one with a friend like this but does anybody else have a friend on Facebook who every time it's someone's birthday they copy and paste the exact same happy birthday message to everyone. It. It's like, dude, we can all see you've been giving everyone the same birthday greeting for five years. See, that would make sense if you could set it. So it automatically posted for you. Like you told Facebook, whenever someone's birthday, that's just like, then it's just Facebook, talking to Facebook. Yeah. Yeah. It's artificial intelligence,

wishing each other a happy birthday. Did you guys, at all on your last birthday, do you have any recollection of who wished you a happy birthday? No. Zero. But is it rude not to? I don't even remember who wished me a happy birthday last week. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, for you that'd be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, I. I don't think you did. I did not. Yeah. It's good. Thank you. Appreciate it. I got a bottle opener and it's basically a space invader. I thought that was pretty good. No, that's cool. Thank you appreciate that Bottle opener. It's amazing better. I thought that was pretty cool. No, that's cool

But you know what that didn't wake me up when I was hung over it in the morning. Yeah, Will Doesn't even open in a cool way. It's just like a ball. I put what do you want it opens a bottle? That's the most important part of a bottle opener. I guess you're right. Do your pets bug you when you're sleeping. Oh fuck no, no No, they're silent They don't make a Sleep in the same room as you and they have they have their own I love the cow, but it like 6 a.m. It bats the door open and comes in cats are nuts I can't shut the door the bedroom door doesn't work. Oh really? Yeah, fix it for you What's wrong with it? This doesn't line up?

We can fix that in about 10 to get a middle with it. They got a cell house It's a loss. I'll loan you a screwdriver. It's one of the things that'll drive me nuts about your house all the time Take you five minutes to fix it. Here's what I did. I put the laundry in front of the door. To the door opens in. Yeah, to the bedroom. Yeah. Why wouldn't it? Does it also put out? They don't open out the hallways. I guess mine opens in as well. Okay. Yeah, I guess it should open out. It's like I say New York in a hotel that was so small when I opened the door and hit the bed like the the swing of the door It's maximum hit the corner of the bed and you could like force it past it But I was like that's a small hotel room. Yeah, there are some hotels that save room by the bathroom door is

The toilet door as well. Yeah, where it like goes. There's two positions Yeah, it can like shut the bathroom or it could just close off a bog right so the other person can use the sink They need is a door that blocks From the TV so you know bang when I first made Gavin I banged my head on this That was in a hotel room in Paris and then I went up to the first time that you showed up your face Like the forehead all bloody and covered in scabs. I said what happened to you? You got leprosy and I just hitting my head on the TV There was like at this level like that like I'm banging my hand on it. I don't know you

Sick TV that was like at this level like that like a bang in my hand on it. I'm on you Sick 18 guys seems like I remember finding it really funny then. It's just as funny now Furious and punch it like who says I didn't Who's I mean I could I totally could have also the hotel there. I had to pay like 20 10 euros. Yeah 10 euros for an hour of internet and I got to pay like 10 euros, yeah, 10 euros for an hour of internet. And I got to, you know, whenever I was downloading your moving data, that was an hour. That would come off the time. So you could use an hour of the course of the day if you wanted to. And then I had to go like fill the meter up again. I said, can I just buy like, so what have you said in some message?

Does that kind of like point one of the second minute? Like you would keep the connection open for a minute or something. It was a really weird thing. That's really cool. I never see the URLs. Have you seen Google's new thing they're doing? What was it? Google bought some company called Titan Call what they tie what are they called Titan Titan Titan CIT and and this company is You can look them up if you want to show a picture of these things this company what they do is they make these really big solar-powered drones, and they just go up and they just stay up. Like that's the whole thing. The whole thing is like, that it gets power from the sun and once it goes up in the air,

it's done. No. And they're making a network of these things to then beam internet to the ground. Now, those are going to say to annihilate, assimilate the human race. Or eliminate all privacy, you know, and everything else. Could you, they go on the stratosphere. Remember when we could walk on the surface of the earth before the solar power drones took over

and drove us all underground? Boy, those were great days. Google's the closest thing to a bond, like villain, like company. Like that's the closest that we're gonna get. I don't mind your podcast until we introduce ourselves, saying live from the underground bunker below stage five studios. Yeah, I'm the move.

Could they make a new sky? If they had to. Could they make a new sky? Like with LCD screens or like, no, with those drones. Could they have enough of them up there? No, just, no. That's it?

Because we would have to get all the materials. So it's actually like a forward flying drone. Yeah, it's like a helicopter. Yeah, it's like a plane. So you can't see this. We'll post a photo of it. You can look it up online. It looks like almost like a glider. Is what it looks like. Yeah, it's like a plane. So you can't see this. We'll post a photo of it. You can look it up online. It looks like almost like a glider.

Is what it looks like. Yeah. Every inch of the thing is covered with still the tools, including like the tail fit, which is straight up and down. Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why have it? What is it? What's the beauty internet? They're going to make like a mesh network for internet. And they're calling it SkyNet. It literally is that they do that's the piss they create in the sky. At least they bought the company that was doing it. So I'm kind of already just like doing this for the fuck of it, you know, and uh you guys also

in her stellar right? Did her stellar win any Oscar? I did I still haven't seen it. Yeah, I've seen it. No. It's all seen in the beginning of an artist's stellar that honestly doesn't make a bit of sense. The drone? Yeah. The drone he just finds the random drone. He finds it like an Indian drone that's like bending the sky for 20 years and is coming down.

I thought that was going to be a big piece of the story, but it really wasn't. Really wasn't. They went through this whole thing with a first 15 minutes of the movie. It showed his occupation, I guess, and the fact that he was good with technology. Yeah, his level of intelligence.

It's about 10,000 other ways to do that. But you know, and it wasn't like it wouldn't say that we say they could have shown him reading a book Even pushing pushing up a pair of glasses like that that would have been nice a smart guy if you had to look smart Go ahead to impress the lady like he knew she was into smart dude. She walks into the room. You want a piece Appearing smart. What do you what do you what should go to pose? I dropped my wallet no Probably the smartest answer. No, I don't know I I I kind of a funny idea for a video that I'll pitch you guys later Say he's a winner the premise of it, but I had a funny idea in every guard not

But it sounds like we're gonna like trap people Like that I realized that was a weird thing like I realized that was a weird tag like. Oh my god, it was a topic. Do my go to you for being smart? I just try to go for funny more than smart, I would say. No, she's not in a funny dude. I had that talk with Ashley the day. Like, there was a some guy.

Well, she was most smart and funny. Well, she, you know, she, like, girls are always like, oh, it doesn't really matter, you know, if guy's funny, they're like him. And then we, there was like this one guy in particular who was just like, he could have been a really attractive Dude, but he just didn't wasn't giving a shit about himself. I'm like how funny with that guy have to be in order for you to be Attracting like what would love to be and she made it that was like too far off the scale

Well funny is really like funny is the most important thing is it not I? I think happy It makes you laugh but doesn't funny lead to happy yeah I'm with you. Well, well, there's some people that doesn't make you laugh but doesn't funny you lead to happy yeah I'm with you. Well, well, there's some people that don't make jokes like what do you do if you don't make jokes like during a conversation for days and days and Days and months and months like I don't I don't know what I don't know what you make a very successful Well, let me ask you this would you rather be with somebody that? You make laugh all the time or someone who makes you laugh all the time? I make laugh. Yeah, yeah me too. Yeah, I think I have somebody who like that's why we're on this side of the camera

Yeah, I think we're all a natural Spotlight hogs I just came up my the exgirlfriend I had from years and years and years ago. Oh, geez, talk about another girlfriend. Fucking, what did she draw you? Brandon, it was right on top of that. Thank you. Got me back from the top of the show. She had a thing where she was very self centered. And she was a wicked combination.

She was a wicked combination of self centered and dumb as a brick. It was a tough combination. And she had a thing where she literally didn't like when people laughed. That was a thing that upset her. Did you think they were laughing at her? It's exactly what it was. Exactly what it was. Were they laughing at her? Because she didn't understand why the people were laughing and so she assumed that they were laughing at her. So if you made her laugh, which was hard. Which was really, really hard. Yeah, but she would, uh, yeah, she would

get mad. How long did that go? Like, how long can you keep that up for? Like, how long are you later? No, no, no, no, yeah, three months, maybe. That's still a long, really long time for, yes, so to have people around someone who is that self-conscious about being like that. I don't know, somewhere, somewhere in that time frame, I was, I just got not of a six year relationship that I was in in college I know yeah, that was it's time to be dating for six six years Older lady. Did you talk about marriage? What's that for the six-year relationship? I didn't talk about that and when I was in university. I was like 20. I was like between the time

I was like 19 to the time I was like 24 yeah a lot of building mistakes in that time though What's that a lot of people make mistakes in that age range? Yeah, yeah, how old do you think so much to be before they seriously talk about getting married? How old should they be yeah like like how old does just someone have to be to have like the emotional Tool set to be able to understand the concept 28 28 23 23 23 Yeah, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard dumb person I look 29 yeah, so you're 29 past when you should have been married six years ago is what you're saying? I shouldn't have been married. I think you can have a responsible because you're out of so you're ready to be married

You've already been either working for like five years or you're a year out of school like you should have your shit No, no, but it's like you don't have to you. No, you shouldn't have the time to make plenty of mistakes. I'm with you. You can't make enough mistakes with a time with a time with a time. What do you think? This is gonna sound, this is gonna sound like, the generation below us is very sensitive, but it's hard to ignore the fact that the generation below us

doesn't mature as quickly. There's just something about it now. And it just means they stay at home longer. I've read some stories online of people who are home till they're like 30. And they're like, think about the money you save them. I know. That's crazy.

That's awesome. I'm dating this guy. There was this like I read one time, I read it. It was like, I'm dating this guy. And he lives with his parents, he's 30. But the curfew they have him on is killing our, oh, our relationship. I have a lot of kids.

He has to be at home by like 11 every night. It's like, look, what's at what age is it that inappropriate to be living at home with your parents and have a curfew? 40? Is that, I mean, 50? I mean, what is the age at which that is? When is he going to get his curfew pushed to midnight? Yeah.

It's the fun. If someone was, if someone was 28 today, I would say they'd be in good shape, but if someone's 18 today, I'd say way to your 30. Honestly, I think, yeah, I think what you're going to live to 142. You got that going for you. I never moved down. That's a new life expectancy. One for my parents house. What? I only moved out of my parents house because I moved countries. You moved out of your parents house to move to another country. How would I want a fucking trek on fucking trek, you were like 24. When you came in?

Uh, 23. So much money you saved. I did not live alone until I was 38. I didn't even realize that. You're like, like, like, trying to figure it out. I was like, oh shit. Yeah. I went from home to a dorm, to roommates,

to living girlfriend. Did you a white shot graph go way up during that one? How did that affect you? What did you mean? When I lived alone? Yeah. No, no, it didn't go way up. Yeah, but you had the freedom.

Like you can do it like you can go nuts. You'd be like in cereal in the morning. Yeah. I didn't even do this. Nothing stopped me from you. Were you able to do that properly? No, no, no. I guess it was impossible.

You couldn't wink after your cereal. I was saying like the motions, like getting the motions. No, I couldn't. Yeah. It's impossible. I'm just saying like the motions like getting the motion. Yeah Impossible. I'm trying to wink me to you. Yeah, I'm gonna be a Did you try wanking on a while you're walking? I don't have a treadmill. You don't have to have a treadmill to walk Oh, yeah, but it's harder It's like like where am I gonna walk in my place? Like find like a small circle of walking You have to walk the blue teeth, right? What you gotta watch the walk the dogs? Yeah like find like a small circle of walking. You have to walk the beach, right?

What? You gotta walk the dogs. Yeah, I have a little guard. I'm out there. You stand up there. I'm not gonna go outside and jack off while I'm walking. I didn't know that we're in it with this. We should start every podcast with one quote from the podcast

and then go into the intro. That should be this week. Yeah, that was great. I'm not gonna jerk off while I walked out. I like that idea a lot. It's not drinking off while you're, no, no like part of our intro like We do that and then it says that let's try this week. It's the wire does you hear that? For the controller is like a quote before a V episode isn't it?

Okay, I'm rewatching it. It's an HD. It's so weird All right, did they have like a blu-ray release or is it just a digital H.E. release? A digital thing HBO went and like shot by shot and either Just restored it or they like CGI'd shit that was at the side of the frame because when they shot it They knew it was gonna be a square frame. Mm-hmm. Well, they just push in for 69. Yeah They didn't push in most of it. They like restored the frame and then like if there was any crap on the side They like you know fixed it up. They did they like painted it out I said you know saying they filled in the blank space They just fixed crap that was in the shot. This shouldn't be yeah because whenever they shot it

They never thought it would be in 16.9 They thought it was like when you watch when you watch friends. Yeah now in HD when it was meant for a yeah The the Simpsons HD transfer. I'm so disappointed in it. But why? Because what they did is they did a punch in 16 by 9. So sometimes there's like jokes that you can't see like jokes that were at the bottom of the frame were at the top of the frame. They didn't pan and scan or that. So sometimes they catch it, but it's sometimes like oh right. I know the joke is right below frame, but can't see it. The annoying thing is I'm rewatching the show and I was like I don't like the HD. It's weird. It doesn fit with the show so I go back and I was watching hb go

I go back to my itunes account. That's where I originally bought the whole show and that's changed to hd2 And I was like that's not how I bought it like don't they have to like consult me Like it seems weird like I'm not a cautious it like it's my it's not maybe it's different It's like I feel weird that like I purchased something with the expectation that it would be You know what it was you're purchasing a license. Yeah, I'm not licensing it. Yeah, so they can the license just link well Let's say this though. Well technically you license a DVD You look at content on iTunes you're presented the option to purchase it in HD or SD So they're exclusive if you purchased it in SD you should not have gotten the HD upgrade in my opinion

You should have been stuck with the SD and they should have made you pay for the HD But you would have been really unhappy about that. Well, I think they would have been they just want people to talk about I would not have been happy if they didn't upgrade my HD except I don't like it. It's bad Also, they now he now has to buy a device with more storage Hmm because HD takes up more room. Yeah, but at this point hard drive is so big. It doesn't matter Yeah, it at this point, hard drive is so big, it doesn't matter. Yeah, it does matter a lot. Storage, I mean, I use something.

I've never, every time I get new storage, it's like magnitude higher, I always think, oh, this can last forever, never last forever, not in close. I've got an eight terabyte drive for slow-mo guys. Yeah, one shoot. But two of them, because I want to have everything twice in two different locations. I've got like, what, 1.5 gigs left on it already

Yeah, I mean terabyte. Okay. I I basically shot like six and a half terabytes last week. Good Lord About eight months ago we bought a whole new network storage Solution for our company and that was how many terabytes? Oh, I don't even know a gig of flops Huge huge amount. Yeah, it's full. Yeah, it's completely full and at the time is like well This will last us 10 years. Oh, yeah, then last just 10 months Yeah, as predicted the younger generations very upset that I talked about the younger generation What is the younger generation?

I'm said that I call them sensitive. Do they think we're laughing? Do they think we're laughing at them? No, listen, I get it. It's like it just changes over time And like I said you guys you going to look at your parents. You guys are going to live to your 140. It's, I mean, you will. And so good for you. It's like, you don't need to like get going on stuff like that. Isaac Newton had invented calculus by the time he was 20.

That's like, that's, I didn't do that. That was like everyone who was currently taking calculus hates him for it. Yeah. He invented calculus because he ran out of mathematics in which to study physics. So you stopped coming in. You took a pause from this physics study. I'm a calculus. I'll invent some math to study more physics. It's so impressive. It's really fucking. There are a lot of people who you just get sick of learning about when you're a kid. I'm sure everyone would slap the shit-tap shake spiritually. Were you sick of learning about Isaac Newton? No, I mean I never did calculus. Why is calculus? Calculus is basically physics math. A lot of math that I'm new. No, I mean I have a decalculus

Why is calculus calculus is the base is basically physics math a lot of math I think I did I didn't occurs and derivatives and things like that. Yeah, I don't think I'm maybe basic functions and derivatives at Any bells I just don't I just don't remember crap do you remember? I mean you do your maths person, but I can't remember most of that stuff Yeah, I mean I like I could look at it and be like, oh yeah, that's calculus. How do you, how do you, how do you, how do you do it anymore? I could probably still do algebra. Yeah, it's funny. I don't need that much these days. Drop out of school kids.

Not seriously. Do it. Don't go. Is that really the message you might drop out school? I mean, like, I think about the things I learned in school, and I don't know that anything I learned isn't necessarily applicable. Like you learn a foundation of stuff and then everything after that is building on that foundation. The foundation is great, but then I learned all this other shit. You'd be surprised what you know. You might be surprised. I like everything I learned about the English language. I know the Krebs cycle the fucking mitochondria So that's a crebs cycle just a breakdown of like energy inside of the mitochondria inside your cells

Her grows static. Did you know that the human body? There's more bacteria cells in the human body than there are human being cells Really we're more back to the human human being cell Well like whatever like your skin cells or whatever. I mean, that has to be a good thing So it's what I cells that I made. Why? Your cells that make up you. Like, if you like teleported you to a different dimension

and you didn't take anything else but Gavin, you'd be 100% Gavin cells. Or if when you were born, they like vacuum sealed you. So 50% of my weight or more isn't me. I don't know if weight, but you have more cells. So they, like, for instance, like a normal human cell, like a heaven cell could be like this big, and then there can be a little bacteria. So that's that big. But the bacteria make it makes itself without a bacteria.

Yes, it does. And I make itself. I make all the me. Yeah, you're two distinct entities. I would like to weigh it. How would you do it? How would you do that? I'm gonna kick on this. I'd know, it'd be interesting, if you put all the bacteria out of me, would I just be like, no, I think you'd like, is it load bearing bacteria?

I think you'd take it out of me. Is it like springy and does it hold me up? I think you have some bacteria that serve functions of your body that are positive for you. I'm gonna get rid of somebody else. Oh, I'm sure it's all good. What do you mean it's all good?

Because we exist, like I'm assuming it's something about it has helped us get to this point right but it's like actively hurting who gives who cares if it's bacteria bacteria is great for our bodies yeah see this is brand new thing I don't think that's right though I don't think that's the way it works I don't think it like oh this is all great I think it's just like these things didn't kill each other okay I think it's like if it's something that that's such a staple of us, most likely it's helped us get to this point. Like how many things or we've tolerated it, we've been able to handle it and navigate

that. Don't forget if the bacteria killed us, they wouldn't have anything to live in or live on. They would definitely outweigh our human self-loving. Definitely. Did you know that if you get a tattoo removed it goes to your liver. When you get a tattoo removed it goes to your liver. But they shoot it with a laser and the ink goes down into your body and it's broken down. When you get a tattoo your body's

immediately like get this weird crap out of my body. It's like eating away at it and that's why they fade. But you can with a laser smash all the ink up it gets tiny and the blood just carries it away and it ends up in your liver. Like does it stay there like the tattoo transfer? I don't know. I'm like a fucking tram stamp of a part in the angel on your liver. Yeah, I've got a full sleeve removed. Would it get in the black liver? I've got a barbed wire from my liver.

I just really tired. It was the tattoo removal looks worse than the tattoo. Like I remember seeing like it was obvious that some guy had a tattoo removed and was trying to make out what was I think I could see it and I was like what was that? He was like it was a Lincoln Park tattoo. Yeah I was like I you know honestly I might not have noticed I really was probably would not have been reading your tattoos. Cover that shit just cover it with water. More tattoo. I do that stuff all the time. How many tattoos can you put on top of a tattoo? Me? It's just 40. Before it's like you got like layers of ink sticking out from like your chest or something

It's like depends on how detailed the tattoo is you guys making more detail Yeah, but if you put in calling I think will eventually be raised up We know I can't like weird You could get like abs tattooed on so it's like you got like a six back, but it's just tattooing We know a guy who got talking belly button to like right below the neckline Full on his chest and stomach peek at you You know the guy talking about and he thought that was the funniest thing so when it in my dollar he wouldn't do it. Yep Yeah, he was huge

It was huge and then it was just like one day was like oh man that kind of sucks And so I think he covered it cover up. Yeah, but you Inside the other design you can totally see it So you're sick when you're paying a wall you gotta get a second coat on there. This is the same dude who He went to a party. He went to a party and it was a drug dealer's house. And the drug dealer made friends with him. This is one of those guys, it's like, can make friends with anybody.

And he goes to him, he says, the drug dealer says, you want to see what a million dollars looks like? He's like, yeah, I do. So he takes the guy to somewhere in the house where they open a compartment. There's a vault. He opens the vault, opens it up, cash right there. That's a million, that's a million dollars right there.

That's what a million dollars looks like. The guy was like, that's pretty neat. They walk out to the main living room of the party, goes up to his friends, goes, we're going to steal a million dollars. They came back, they got the vault all the way out of the house. Like they unbolted it and dragged it out of the house. And the truck they had rented to lift the vault up, like it had like a lift on the back

of the truck. It wasn't powerful enough to lift the vault up. So they couldn't get the vault up into the truck. And he would refer to himself as a former millionaire because he had a million dollars for like 30 minutes or so. Right. He was trying to steal a save from a drug dealer. Like a whole part of this sound like something that's going to work. $30 for like 30 minutes. You're just trying to steal a safe from a drug dealer?

Like a whole part of this sound like something that's gonna work. It sounds like something out of a movie. It's just like, yeah, that would never happen. I'm not breaking bad or something. Yeah, it's a good thing. And I think I did the way of the whole thing and the thing a neighbor came out and shoot them off. That's the way it worked.

Put down the million. What did you, if it was, if it was just all the million dollars, that's a horrible thing, and I would never tell that story. But at the end of the day, the guy didn't lose his million dollars, the honest drug dealer. They didn't lose his million dollars. And this guy had a funny story about the time that, like if I came home and someone had ripped apart my bedroom and pulled my vault out of my house,

probably dug a channel like dragon, that thing or whatever, through the house, but they didn't steal it, I would still consider that a victory. Like, it's sitting there in the street, like heavy as can be. What if they did a million dollars worth of damage to your house? And now, we can't stop us. Well, I got a million dollars right there. If they did take it and you were like,

contacting the police, would you have to tell them what's in it? Could you say like, somebody stole my, you know, my safe. They're probably gonna ask what's in it. Like, but do you have to tell them? Yeah, I assume they want to know that yes they can just identify the base right there it's the safe well everything then they can just cut the money out of the safe what do you want the empty safe back you would fight if you had a million bucks there you would find a way it's the

money so you do yeah you would do that I like I well I mean literally like I don't know how I would like what would I do you yeah you would do you think the value make it do you think the value would increase your Motivation to get the money out like if that was 50 bucks you'd be like I don't know Are you okay? Yeah, of course he would absolutely of course. Yeah, but like how much like so say there's a hundred million dollars We went over this with the life insurance thing is that I never Discussed with the people my life like what my life insurance policies are because But I've actually got you and you said at the time all that's ballaks I said what if I told you my life insurance policy was a fifty million dollars like I would kill you

But it's like if it was impossible and you exhausted everything and you just given up You're just like oh screw. We're never getting in there But then you find out there's like another 900 million in there, would you try more? Here's the problem I've got. Here's the problem I'll go with that. Let's say you're in that same scenario, okay? It's like, if it's $100,000, would you give up after six months?

Something like that, let's say it's $10,000. You might give up after it's like, can't do it. You've broken like a $500 with the tools already. It's that amount. I'm curious about your scenario, like what would be the amount? For me, it would be, I mean, even $50,000 would be enough to keep me going and like bust the safe open.

Like, it would be like your weekend project. Like, man, can't wait for the weekend. I'm going to try to bust into the safe again. Hell yeah. I mean, look how many, and look, look, if you want to think about interest, look at how many fucking times safe doors get posted on Reddit. Like, oh, I bought this house and look what I found. It's this safe. Everyone wants to open a fucking safe. Nobody's like, oh, I gave up on this. Everyone wants that safe open.

So here's, and here's the other question too, is like, what is more motivating? Knowing exactly how much money is in there or having no clue what's on the inside of that safe. That's all about to say. If you didn't know, like, how big of a motivation would it be to find out? Bigger, yeah.

Yeah, my imagination is way better than like anything in the, I'm thinking there's like, I wonder if it could prolong the old. to say if you didn't know how big of a motivation would it be to find out? Bigger. Yeah. Yeah. My imagination's way better than anything than I'm thinking there's like, I wonder if it could prolong your- Not at all. That's a gold. The Lindbergh babies in there or something, you know? I'm being breastfed by a newly-air heart.

Do you think it would prolong your life like the scenario where the dude's starving to death, but then he sees a sandwich? Do you think if you were starving to death, you're just like, oh, just there's no food anywhere, I'm giving up. But then you sees a sandwich. Do you think if you were starving to death, and you were just like, ugh, just there's no food anywhere I'm giving up, but then you saw a safe. Do you think the different values would make you go different distances?

No, I think the safe wouldn't matter to me at all at that point. Why? Is it a safe, like a refrigerator safe? No, this is what loads of money in it. What would I do? I'm starving. You're dying, yeah. Buy something to do.

But if you can buy something, I mean, how are are you in the scenario is their money or a safe? All right, you know there's food in there, but there's also money in there But like are a honey but like say it's like on the horizon you got some you got some time to go There's a sandwich this 50 grand would you just be like I could but if it was a billion would you go there a Billion dollars billion dollars. Yeah, you go there? A billion sandwich. A billion dollars? A billion dollars. You go for the sandwich if you're dying. It doesn't matter.

The money's irrelevant at that point. I guess it. I would go to the safe, because it's the only thing in the round that indicates people. I would just go towards that, because it's structured. Oh, I'm just dying a starvation. There's a sandwich in that safe,

but it's only got 50 grand in it. You've got to the middle of a desert, and it's like, you walk along, you see a restaurant, you're like, oh my god, I'll spit it out. Blast, no way. I think what, I think like if I ever got stuck in the middle of the ocean, God forbid knock on wood

and there happens, if I get stuck in the middle of ocean or something like that, I think I would make it. What do you mean? I think I totally would make it. What, you'd be pulling out? Or like the gray, was it the gray, the Leamnese movie, where the mother is with the wolves? Yeah.

Just keep walking. Keep walking. Yeah, but if you're in the ocean, you can't fucking walk. You can swim. What do you get a whole now? You just gotta just keep swimming thousands of miles. People are amazed when someone's able to swim

like three miles back to shore. Yeah. You're in the middle of the ocean, 3,000 miles from shore. Yeah, I'm not within reason here. Come on. You know how England and France is connected by the channel I down a little bit of water. I didn't grow up there. I don't know. I mean as being the channel

You know the channel right? Sure. Yeah, the chan for sure. It's like they're very close to each other It takes like 12 hours to swim when it's like 40 miles or something. Yeah, it takes like 12 hours No, I think it's like 120 miles. It's that much It takes a long time to how long? 120 miles is it not I don't know that could be it is like either a big lake or an ocean look a big lake Let's say big lake. Okay, okay on the map look at the ocean on the map and then look at the gap between England and France You can't swim that you can't swim from the middle of the English Channel. You put me in the middle of English

Channel. I'm swimming back to short. Let's do it. Let's do it. We could do this Realistically we could do this on the 10 gram. We could do this realistically. We could do this I under 10 grand. We could straight adovers the closest point between England and France. Uh-huh 20.6 miles 10 miles away. I know 10 miles in me. What did I say? 120? He said 120. I don't know. Okay That's why it is 150. Not everybody can do that. So Gavin you know a lot about a lot You should be proud of what you know And don't worry that you don't know everything but would you be willing to spend yes 10 grand of the company's money you and I fly to France or England and you swim the channel

I sound like I just paying for a trip for you to go to France and you know I've already been to both this place What you mean Gavin there that way if you're like swimming in your halfway through the channel I'll just throw money you know you get a sandwich on a phone I'm like a rotten really like come on Bernie There's a difference between getting out of a boat where there's eight fucking idiots with iPhone's filming me and being dropped and being swimming for my life. There's a total difference there It's so you had to keep swimming you would make it you would make it. I would not make it. I would not make it. I don't float That's true. That's what make it. I don't

Breathe in. I breathe all the way in. You think I haven't tried that a human float. I do not I float under about three feet And that's where I that's where I start floating why you boy at that level surely capacity Surely you would sink or you would float you wouldn't float just a slight amount below A little bit and that's what'm sure he reaches that equilibrium. Why is it three feet below the surface? It's enough to kill me like when I swim, it's a struggle to stay above the water. You like doing that.

I can do it, but it's like there's no ease to it. I think you just haven't done it right yet. No, I've been swimming since I was tiny. I was never since I was a really little kid. Have you gone to swim in Barton Springs? Yeah. It's exciting because it's this Not in a long time. It's this giant like pool basically. That's what like 20 feet deep

I don't know and once you're in the middle of it It's not like a pool. It's like well, I have to really keep going or I'm gonna die Like there's no way out of the situation because like when you're in a pool and doing laps You're just kind of like I'll be okay. Why? There's like something terrifying You can touch the floor. Yeah. Yeah, bounce off the floor. Or you're like five feet away from like, you know, the side of like the, the side of the pool.

But there's like some like a motion there that's like, I'm gonna, this is, I think. But it's like, I think Bart brings his huge. You're still really close to the outside. Yeah, but I can't swim very well. So like for me, it's usually in the bottom too. It's got like plants, you know, or your feet.

Yeah, but it'll get a little snack. Do you think, do you think you'd float in the Dead Sea? That's a good question. What we should do is have the company fly me to the Dead Sea. Yeah, I'll go to the company flying people everywhere. Where is this coming from? What are we gonna do? You want me to fund your swim across the English channel?

Yeah. Why would I pay for that? Because it's your idea. It's content for the company. That's fine. Put on some of guys. You don't need floating under three feet of water for slow motion I think this is like this graduate. I love it

You seem like we go through that all there and spend all that money and then everyone's just shooting on a knife on I mean that's the first of course you do 240 frames a second now somebody said they swim four miles a day on swim team Totally doable. She says got it. Yeah, tell you that's someone who swims every day Which is I'm talking survive. I'm not talking like get a race Okay, here's what you You the copper to maybe like three hours straight. You've been swimming just exhausted at that point. Yeah, numb It's cold. You need a rope. Hold would be tough. You need a rest. What do you do? you float

We didn't cheat you that in like swimming like floating it back No, you do the dead man float you like put your head under the water and you float we float You put your head under the wall. Yeah, you hang like a jellyfish you hang your legs and your feet and you float like that That's how you rest that's how you rest and it's a whole to breath Well, then you put your head up and you breathe But that's all the rest holding your breath over and over again Versus swimming and treading water. Why, I figured you'd float on your back. Yeah, that makes more sense.

So you could do that too. I guess I'm just coming to rest. Wait, this is close. You're not ready to do it. Yeah, first thing is to life face down in the water. It's a technique that they teach to do. It's called the dead man. I'm going to look at that.

I like when he's resting. It's going to be like, there's going to be like, I'm dying. Rescue helicopter helicopters just passing above. I'm like, oh god that guy's dead I'm gonna keep going so you have no direction that no sense of direction you had probably while you were doing your dead float probably drift back What are you wearing in this this scenario? Like are you prepared or do you have like I see your honor? You like you're like jeans and

Take your I mean it's easy to get out of your clothes one of the required I just want me like naked or is it a Navy question? I don't know if it's a Navy it was in a Navy forum One of the requirements for passing the swimming portion at OCS is supposed to be a face-down prone float I've no clue what that is can someone fill me in someone wrote otherwise is known as a dead man's float It's pretty easy just lie there face down you come up for air when needed you repeat every five minutes Is are you reading Yahoo answers? No, I'm reading it this guy has a very lovely breathe every five minutes. The Keeni model for an avatar so he's clearly. Don't you breathe every five minutes Kevin? This sounds like a totally viable solution. Repeat it

for five minutes straight. Yeah go. Every five minutes come out and breathe. For the fuckers. Okay survival clothes. You the dumbest method. You keep reading that. I'm gonna read this. Well, you keep reading that. Back there's two methods of survival floating. The number one is face down floating. The number two is black floating. Face down. It's black floating.

Let your arms like dangled. Your arms may float up the surface. You may need to kick your legs a little out of taking a breath. Raise your head when you need a breath of air if you need to bring your arms down. Good Lord. I know what I'm talking about. I would survive.

Else we dead and I would be victorious. Nope. That's it. Nope. I don't buy it. I don't buy it. I think you'd be dead within five hours. If I just plop two hours.

Five hours, you're being really optimistic. I'm saying I would get to the shore by five hours. No. Yeah, I would give you an hour in the water. The middle of the channel. Are there waves in the channel? Uh, yeah. Oh, no, I'm not going to be ridiculous here.

It's not like you're doing it. You drop me in the dead middle of the Pacific Ocean with no idea where I am I'm gonna die. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna die and you're not gonna get close to anything I'll die from exposure you put me in a lake like a big ass lake like two miles from shore I'm living yeah, you could do it five miles from shore. I got that five miles. I start to question I always think whatever you take off from LA and you just for some reason go miles Out into the ocean and then turn around back into civilization If they drop you at that point where they've gone out the furthest, I'm always like Could I swim back to the beach right and then I look at the size of a ship and it's like this big and the distance of what is like this big

I'm like absolutely not A bet you can do it you might get to it the way by like a current. Like that. You probably end up for the back. That's whatever that is that goes around. Ring of Fire. The circle. There you go.

Comes around with the monsters. Yeah. Well, the current that goes around. It's a thing. It's a do you think? Yeah, let me get this. Oh, I want to remind everyone. Thank you.

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Do you trapped at the bottom of the sea? I read an interesting fact, or a fact that I thought was interesting. Go ahead. Last year, there were 181 new billionaires. Seems like a lot. For a year? It seems like a lot and it seems like, oh, the wealth is increasing, but it's actually

the opposite. Where there's a huge concentration of wealth going on. Yeah, there's also the top people are up there with like $80 billion now. The Gates is now the richest person again. Well easy really I thought it was a guy from Mexico. He's second. Oh, Fox is that a name? Carlos, look all of slim. Who's that? He was the guy? He's the guy who I said if Compus A put the dude on the map is the richest dude. I was already rich and he bought

Compus A. Oh, he bought it. Yeah, okay, but if he wanted to spend all of his money by the time he was a hundred He'd have to spend like $7 million a day. Wow. I could do it. Why would you put the money out of it? You might be able to do it for like a week, but then you're done. You run out of shit to buy. You can waste money.

Buy stocks. Buy elections. Buy culture expensive. Yeah, but why would you do buy elections? What do you have? You have all the money in the world already. Yeah, the money doesn't give you power unless you buy people. They buy them directly.

Go to the source. Right, elections. No. In what country? I'm not. America, the only one that counts. You can buy elections in America. Absolutely.

It's harder. Yeah, but we do. Buy them in Russia. Poon has a lot of money already. No, buy anything over there. I'd be annoyed if I achieved billionaire. I'm a billionaire. Oh, 180 other people did it too

It's like when they win the lottery like five other people win. Yeah feeling like speed thing You know, they actually split up all the money But they also have like 30 million bucks or whatever how many billionaires do you think they're on the world? Well, apparently there's a hundred eighty one more than they're used to be at the last meeting I don't know how many are there. Let's take a summer to guess there are I don't know how many are there let's take us I'm a tickets there are 2500 there's eight 180 new ones. Yeah, I would say that doubled it and there's like 360 to 400 25 hundred last year we doubled the amount of total Devon you know I'm gonna get a brand new I think it's about 800. It's about 1800

1800 so we had a 10% 10% of all the billion. Oh, yeah, yeah,, which I thought was quite a high amount to add in one. Yeah But you thought it was gonna be double so Well, I thought yeah, I thought it was gonna be even like yeah double the amount of billionaires He says the highest is only 80 million Yeah, Bill Gates made 80 billion Bill Gates made three billion last year. He's now at like 79 points I'm gonna spend all of his money. See what's he making money at he didn't do anything He's like fighting mosquitoes. It might still have, you know, stock options. Microsoft's stock's been doing really well. Microsoft's on a big uptake. Yeah, so he could be, you know,

he's not. I think Apple. They've announced a new car now. No, they have not announced that. That's definitely. Oh, they read all about it. Sorry. The car's going to be amazing. That's because people on that car. Let's argue about it. I hear there's going to be two models. Have you heard about the watch? There there's gonna be two models. Ha ha ha. Have you heard about the watch? There is like a really expensive version of the watch. It's like $5,000. It's like a $75,000 dollar.

What? What? Yeah, well I don't think it's Apple making it, but it's like in Crested with Diamonds and stuff. That was nice. Yeah, it's like Apple makes the watch and then another company makes like this crazy stupid bag. Yeah, I think it was gonna be loads of different pricing

for that watch. There's an event next week I think. Yeah, March 9th. I'm gonna get one. We'll be talking about it next week on the podcast We're like day one I've been avoiding fit bits and all those kind of like heart rate monitors stuff I'm just hoping the Apple watch has that and I'll get that so you're gonna buy a first I don't give you wrong. I love Apple. Love the stuff they make. I never buy the first thing they make of something very good I would agree with that but the first iPad was good. I skipped it.

The first iPhone was good. I mean, it was also edge and not 3G. And it had two megapixel camera, which was wank. Yeah, but I mean like it still had Wi-Fi connection. It was very at the time, but it was not the U.I. was really nice like you didn't have the app store. That was a big thing. Yeah, but like It was still a good place fighting iPod first iPod is great. I'm gonna get the cheapest one. It's good. Yeah, the cheapest watch I'm gonna wait for the second one the bands like really shady. You know, I can like it Kind of replace the band. Yeah, well, that's what makes it more expensive watch He's wearing a fucking like two dollar team nice dynamite slap band. You think he's gonna care about that

Yeah, that's what it'll look like. I have one the store. I won't look but I figure you want something My watch yeah, look I wear a fucking cheap ass watch. It's fine. No shaming that how much is that watch? I think this watch was like 50 bucks. I got it. It's Kymal I'm no interesting cars. I'm not paying for my car anymore. It's paid off, which is awesome You are no reason no reason to get another one. It's exempt. The idea of like Apple making their own car and like incorporating new technology and new new interfaces, like that's what makes me

want to buy another car. How much do you think Apple car will cost? How much is a Tesla cost? The baseline one I think is 65. I think that's correct. Well, they'll compete with that. So I would hope it be a little cheaper. You think it's a shot of Tesla? I mean, they hire you everywhere for Tesla. hiring everywhere for Tesla for the $35,000 car. That's what they want to make.

You think Apple will look at Tesla and say, we're going to make a cheaper car than them. You think that's the way Apple works? Yeah, I think so. Like it's it's still like looking at the consumer like They're like they're not just trying to appeal to like the richest people in the world like their user base It base is still made up by a large volume of people who can afford the products. Yeah, but I don't think a single one of their products is cheapest in class. Or cheaper than anything else. Every product is near the top of the price range for that product. I put it in the top. It is not the top.

Right. What's the shuffle? They don't even make that anymore? Yeah. As compared to an MP3 player I mean I was like 30 bucks. You can be angry three players like a buck. Yeah Like the old school ones like the I remember there's give them away. I think you can get them like Get a monogram did a convention like I would buy like I'm shuffle 50 bucks 50

Here I'm gonna look up MP3 player on Amazon look at a panel I would just flash MP3 player right yeah, I at the panel. Flash MP3 player, right? I think Rio is still in business? I probably not. I remember them. Yeah. Flash MP3 player. Sony makes one for 40 bucks.

Kobe makes one for 20 bucks. Kobe. Sandisk for 30. Yeah, so we're looking at double. Essentially double the cost. The MP3 player was a weird thing as well because it wasn't better than a CD.

It was only like you could store more, but the quality of the music was crap. You couldn't even store more. The first ones that came out, I think, that were the diamond real. I want to say had 32 megabytes of storage. Yeah, you could store about 32 minutes of music on it. Yeah, which is less than a CD.

And they fucking, they got sued to stop the release of that product They eventually won and released it and I was like then everything just exploded from there It's just where the music industry exploded with a quality with the quality that was less than what it was before Yeah, it's nuts to me. Yeah, it was I've even achieved CD level quality yet on MP3. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, you sure sure yeah I think the 92 kbps mp3 I think so I mean I'm sure there's there's audio files out there like oh yeah I mean we want to look at like that we haven't achieved the sound quality of an analog phonograph record either that we haven't like recapture that with vacuum tube amplifiers and stuff oh cuz I've got three of those at home when p3s will take

take a note and stretch it No, god no the guy crossed the street for me when I lived in suburbia hell He had a whole Top he had like a high-fi system with like vacuum tubes on the amplifier and stuff like that It was just it was we never had a high-fi. What? This was like it was like a high-fi. It's what he called it. I mean everyone calls it that no not here just staring Oh, yeah, I never heard it's that being like he was like I'm you know, he was way into it Listen, I'm sure a lot of people are but it was just like they have like equalizes and stuff

I don't think I've heard anyone referred to it as a high five Since like the early 80s again, it literally had vacuum tubes like like the bulbs Yeah, like the bulbs look like the fucking I've never heard music through one of those. What's that? I've never heard music. Are you a music guy? Would that be something you'd want to do? No.

Okay. I'll tell you what I'd love to do. I would love to go have a podcast in the world's quietest room. We should take the fucking binarole head. We've got the company to pay for a trip. There we go. Here's your import water from the Dead Sea. And I can float in a corner of the room.

You're gonna have a quietest room. You guys are so full of shit you guys can go fuck yourselves when you're dead in the bottom of the ocean I'll be having when I'm floating face down I'll be like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I wouldn't give up. That's the point. Shut up. You get plopped in the middle of the ocean. Done. Fun and games, you know. Ha ha ha. How quickly until you like the seriously guys give me out of this. Like 10 minutes. I mean, I would seriously be like, get me if there was an option to get out in 10 minutes, but if a kind of option to get out, I'm swimming. One of my nightmares scenarios, I never want to be in the water. Because the same thing as you when I fly in the plane over the water in LA when I'm leaving LA,

look down your ceiling, fucking tankers, those massive tankers that are going back and forth between the continents. I read once that a 14 of those ships produce as much pollution and carbon emissions as every car in the world. Wow. 14 of those fucking ships. Like, wow, that's crazy. They not be so low powered. Yeah, right. They may Fourteen of those fucking ships. Like, wow, that's crazy. They not be so low-powered. Yeah, right. Make them, maybe have tight and make drones form. But I see those things. I would never want to be in the water

and like have to like somehow signal or get the attention of one of those enormous tankers that it's going by. It just seems like that would be impossible. It's like a dangerous proximity. You want to get close so they see you, but not so close that the thing drags you under. Oh, that's a horrifying. The whole, but it's knowing it's a right there But you're never gonna yell out enough or anything for the people to see speak up a fish and throw it You're flounder watch your damn myself and no whale blow hole

Official procedure that you're gonna go through if you're trying to flag a ship from the ocean Uh in a lot of life that's they give you a light. He's not doing an official procedure that you're gonna go through if you're trying to flag a ship from the ocean? In a lot of life this they give you a light. He's not doing the official procedure In prison you help he's a phony Like is there a place on a ship where there's always a place you can grab on or something? No universal rope that's on every ship. I don't believe so. I mean the thing you could get lucky is if that is on every ship. I don't believe so. I mean, the thing you could get lucky is if there's a school of dolphin around a thing. Although I don't know the equip here and about dolphin, dolphins are getting kind of freaky

like lately and it's just like, I don't, you know, I don't know. It's all the viagra being flushed into the ocean. Honestly, if I ran to a school of dolphin in the ocean, I would actually be legitimately scared. Well, because you think you get done. Yeah, they get, they get, they actually solve people. I think if you ran into a school of anything in the ocean, you, you should be terrified. That's true. No, there's no question. And anything, and listen, anything that's native environment is the ocean. If I'm in the ocean with it, um, I'm wary of that thing. Did you ever

see there was these type of fish that they all lay their eggs at the same time, but they pick a piece of like floating crap, like a big leaf or a bit of wood A bit of seed drift and then they Flatum, they what a little fly Yeah, so this school of fish will then just go ape shit laying eggs all over it It's like a frenzy like sticking eggs all over it and like fish are getting stuck in the eggs and they get they die Getting trapped in all the eggs are being laid around them. Can you imagine being trapped by a bunch of jesus? I was thinking of the ocean.

And the camera like, the camera zooms out of the end because as it's happening it's like, there's like eggs and jizz and all this stuff everywhere. And then the camera pans away and the edges fish that are like, like, with the little eyes poking out of it. It's just the weirdest thing ever just to see life taking so many lives. Yeah. It's the process of like passing along to the next day. I was a bang. I was like, Sam and they swim, they

kill themselves swimming back up to their spawning grounds. And then, Sam and, I don't understand this, are Sam and freshwater fish or they saltwater fish? Fresh. Because they're in rivers, right? But then they go to the ocean. They swim around the ocean. That's like Can't be both are they both are they're two different kinds can't be both What is in a fish that determine that is that the gills? I don't know I mean we're not saltwater people put us in saltwater. We're bad shape We can't handle it but but it's fresh water. We're fine Why we find a fresh water because it's a little salinity

Like you can drink fresh water. You can't drink salt water. Okay, I'm gonna butcher this word. You ever drink salt water? Can you know that, right? You know you can't drink salt water, right? Yeah, I know. You've been told that?

Yeah, I know. I wouldn't drink have a river either. Well, yeah, it's not ideal that you got a river. You totally could if you had to. Typically. It would not be ideal, but you could do it. Spoil it. Typically salmon are anodromus. They are born in fresh water. totally could if you had to. It would not be ideal, but you could do it. Spoil it.

Typically, salmon are anodromus. They are born in freshwater, migrate to the ocean, then return to freshwater to reproduce. Wait, how do you migrate to saltwater from freshwater? You follow the current. No, but they, I thought they're totally separated. Like, like a pond, Google Maps. He's asking how do you, you take the left to the wrong. I thought it's usually like, you have fresh have fresh like it's like a lay miles goes blush

Take the exit to the Pacific. Where's fresh water and salt water like connected? That's a river. Never mind. I bail out the end of the Mississippi like I get it the Mississippi is fresh water And it dumps into like the salt water. Okay. Yeah, no no I like hang like rivers and yeah rivers that makes sense It's like two bodies of water and it's like, all right, we're gonna cross the horizon. They got a flying fish and they go out to the Pacific to take a vacation,

they think of the return flying fish back to the Pacific. You should've said river. But that's a, river makes sense. But that's a hard transition. When you come out of the mouth of a river into the ocean, I guess, you know, the freshwater does carry out a little bit into the ocean with the mouth of a river, but it's gotta like get to like salt water pretty fucking quick

Doesn't one of the waters float on the other one as well. That's a good question I would guess that salt water would be denser because the heavy salt and like the dead sea makes you float right So that would make it that would make it denser than freshwater is that what makes you float the salt? I believe that's what it's yeah, I thought it's because it's below sea level. No, it a salt now. It's the silly. How would that help? I'm curious. I see below sea level It is the level What's the sea it's like below ocean level, isn't it? No, but it's what you said What's the whole sea level Why do you float in the density? I'm gonna look it up. So according to who is this reclaimer 104 in Twitter

Sam and have to spend a day in brackish water and their body adjusts from fresh to salt water or salt to fresh water get the fuck out of here What is it? Are there any brackish water fish that just live in brackish environments? What's brackish? What's brackish Yeah, that's made up that's like saltish water is that what that is I guess brackish like brine Nah list of brackish aquarium fish species no way I took my pastor in brackish wood guppies What's a guppy guppy's not a real thing? That's because there's no one's ever gone out to like the lake and caught a guppy when is illegal to make animals for right fish

What the concentration salt concentration of Dead Sea fluctuates whoa That's high. I love the idea of a new Zanker doing that in the middle of the new yeah In other news there was a shoot whoa that guy died. Jesus 31.5% salinity in the middle of the news. Yeah. In other news, there was a shoot. Whoa, that guy died. Jesus. 31.5% salinity in the Dead Sea. What's like a typical ocean, then? I don't know. I would have thought like 2% salt. 30.

30% salt? That's salty as fuck. You asking when is it okay or when can you not make animals fight? Yeah, like when is it legal to make animals fight? I think if they don't need to eat one another to survive, then it's bad. Cause like you can like, you know, you can have a snake fight a rat. Not really much of a fight. So, I was thinking, okay, it'll put it in there.

I was thinking they don't need to eat it. It's cruel when two people buy those cyme's fighting fish. And one of them just brutally murders the other. Like, why isn't that legal? You can't even put the bowls the baker about betas Betafish Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're like they're really fancy frilly like fin. Yeah, and if you put the bowls next to each other They will like rammed a bowl too to get that's awesome get to the other ones the Pacific Ocean salinity

It maxes out at 37 parts per thousand. So that's 3.7 percent 37 parts per thousand. Yes. 3.7%. So yeah. That's a regular ocean. That's the Pacific Ocean. The max. And the fucking Dead Sea's 31% salt. So literally? Salt concentration Dead Sea fluctuates on 31.5%. And is that why you play? This is unusually high. Nothing's as low as sea level.

If you gave me a glass of water and said make it 31.5% salt, that would be hard to do that To like dissolve that amount of salt in water It is it literally like volume to volume like if I had this much water and I put this much so in would that be Well, that is you have assuming I'm assuming that's what that is How much so do you have to put in until you can see salt? See salt? I I have no idea why is that happen? Why is it come out of

different color than cold water? It absolutely does. Everybody knows that. It's more air-rated or something. Hot water. You mean you're talking about the bubbles that come out with the water. Five pour glass of cold water and I pour a glass of hot water and I said look at them and say which ones of hot water. You would deal with something. You're a ravenly Do you have you have dirty hot water heater? No White in your mind is like cold water just blue You guys are not You guys are not gonna call me out of this absolutely true any water that's on the strain always moving fast is white hashtag

Archie podcast No, yeah Look do this do this in a bath that bit was white First of all, I don't take baths use a kind gentleman who takes baths all the time which we find out about you I don't take but you take you put a little bath bomb in there I tried a bath bomb and it was bloody discussing it like piss. I took it a picture of it I didn't want to get in it then you jump in there It was like the whole all the world went to piss and there was some crumbs left from it They look like shit bath bomb. Where do you bath? I was left over Christmas present really?

Yeah, what does that mean? Yeah, what does that mean? Well, man got a bunch of Christmas presents for people And though it didn't give some away and one was a bath bomb and you said I'm gonna take this bathroom I'll be there go never had one before I'm a bath bomb it up I was very glittery and I smell good, but it did not look good. It is okay that you enjoyed it. I just want you to know that. Did you? That's so disgusting.

That's just like nothing but like black. No, I don't want you to do anything. The baths are gross to me, because I don't want to lie in water, in like dirty ass water. Yeah. It's like, you're so silly. Like shit is getting liquefied out of my butt.

No, it isn't. No, why? Yeah, I just get rehydrated out of my butt. No, it isn't, no, why? Yeah, it is getting rehydrated out of my butthole and it's just like floating around with me. And when I step out, I'm clean magically. No, why is there a chunk of the feces in your butt? It's like your butthole, poop lives out of your butthole. Yeah, there's some on your butt hole.

Maybe you leave grogans on your asshole. There is, there is shit there. You think wiping paper on your butthole gets it all? A wet wipe does. Yeah, wet wipe helps a lot. Do you use them? I absolutely do. So you're a- you're a-

I'm convinced you're all. No, there's always going to be- I'm always. Your butthole is never clean. Yeah. It is impossible to clean an apple. It's the most disgusting thing on earth. And I'm getting in water with it and I'm clean when I get out.

No! Look at you. You're disgusted just thinking about it. You're not your butthole. Well, you're no fun. No, look at you. You're disgusted just thinking about it. You're about Well, you're no fun Everyone's are awful That's my pop looks awful looks like poo in piss. Oh, that looks horrible Have you tried before we got in but if I'm gonna take if I'm gonna be forced someone puts a good in my head It's just take a bath like gonna take a shower first

I'm gonna take a shower after because that is fucking gross. Look, a bath is fine. You really only get the crap on you when you get out of it anyway. No, you're floating in it. I'm not floating in it, but- It's floating away from you. In a tiny little container? You think like, how, what, what, what, what, what floated away from you? And that picture we just looked at.

Did I think it float away from you? If it's not gonna like the piece of poo in the liquid, it's gonna be like, on to your skin. If you were cleaning independent of you. If you were cleaning, you fell in's not gonna like the piece of poo in the liquid isn't gonna be like, on to your skin. If you were cleaning independent of you, if you were cleaning, you fell in water that looked like that. Like somewhere else that's not your bathtub.

You wouldn't say, oh yeah, I'm fine. I'm still clean. You'd be like, oh my god, I need to take a shower. I can't show many people agreeing with you by the way that hot water comes out wider than cold water. This is a color in water, what are you up about? Absolutely is.

God, we'll do it after this. There's a sink right over there. So it's just speed. Everybody on Twitter is a great awareness. Yeah, everybody's a great way. Even Hanabi tweeted us. Hanabi. That's our Australian distributed. It's Eric Cherry down there. So that was Eric that might be Cameron or so far as bright to the cold water. What's that hot water is brighter. Wouldn't cold water be... No.

But if it's white, it's gonna reflect all of light, isn't it? It's air! What? It's something with the air, I think. There's little tiny air bubbles in it. Because of this boiling bubbles in hot water. I don't think there's boiling bubbles. If you come into water, it comes out of your tap boil

and you got a big problem on it. So what's the end? What do you mean, what is the air? It's nitrogen. What do you think boiling means? It's just you can introduce bubbles into water like carbonated water is where the soil stream isn't yeah Do you have one of those? I have one of those. I have a soda stream. I can make cold water white Yeah, you could probably you know why you just speed it up just make it go far That's also hot water is anyway. It's faster water because it's like more agitated

All the particles are tripping over the place. I thought you say it's because it's coming out pressurized from also hot water is anyway, it's fast water because like more agitated and the particles are tripping over the place. I thought you were saying it's coming out pressurized from a hot water. So you agree with me that hot water is white? That it's white? What's that white? It's cloutier than cold water. Cold water is clear. Everybody in Twitter agrees with me and they think you're full of blocks.

Quitter's never been wrong. Never ever. Never. Never ever. The question is, is is white with gold look Look look look at Twitter right now Gentlemen by the name of tied the leader did it comparison hot water coming out of his dad Show me properly. I just what tied the leader hot water coming out of his tap that looks disgusting cold water coming out of his

Tap up. That's what could be tell me I'm gonna say cold water coming out of his tap. Oh, that's Wikipedia. Hello. I'll tell you I'm cold water coming out of the tap. I'm looking for it to see if I can pull it up on On the stream all this happened there is that the hot water steamed up the glass and it looks white Oh, you're such a lunatic Steamed it up inside below the water level. You never seen a steamy glass. This hot Take some out of the dishwasher. I will show you. I'm gonna blow your mind Gavin. You're gonna be so you're gonna be so happy Do it now. Why don't you know? Once get up and do that right now go and do it right now bring me to cups of water one hot one Bring you shit. You're walking over to the fountain with me. Oh, I will give that you guys can keep this going right?

I'm on the wrong fucking network on this all right. Let's go. All right keep it up We'll be right back. I'm trying to I once I swap networks here. I'll be able to pull out the picture bird is talking about gus you're trying to find a robot right uh... i love how quick you were ready with that i guess we never got to talk about it before have you seen the video of the guy uh... he some engineer kicking a robot that he built this is by the way this is the picture bird is talking about that we're just by title leader uh... yet i believe in the list disgusting that's not that's not hot water

you're sinking to check something the robot dog yeah he tight the leader. Yeah, no, that's disgusting. That's not that's not hot water out of your sink. You need to check something. The robot dog. Yeah, he kicks the robot dog. And it it almost loses its balance, but it collects itself. And it's just fine. Yeah, and you're just like a that's terrifying that you can create a robot that can react like that. Be you're pissing it off. Like this is going to be the video that rallies the robots on the same. Overhead, there's a solar powered drone watching you do that. Yeah. Like, we're taking a note of that. Yeah. And you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna be the first on the, on the trapping block. Yeah, it's gonna, it's like the civil rights, it's like the civil rights video for like, right. They may a little.

Where's it? Yeah, we're waiting for the kick. Yeah, I haven't seen the rest of the video. All I've seen is the thing is, is someone kicking it and thinking that's really sad I don't I can't believe they kicked it It's also shitty because they obviously modeled after a dog and you're kicking the dog like there's there's other aspects of it that are Disturbing but it's like seriously like this is that guy's the first to go Six times tears. I didn't see this now even more terrified

Yeah, like there's no way that you can get away, right like if this thing coming for you that's it oh god we're done facial skin complete we're absolutely done so did you ever take like a romantic bath with somebody have I ever taken a romantic bath no I'm gonna say no I don't think so a bastard just disgusting hey I know I agree I think there's something about like something about you know the mega I'll have like a romantic night when I I don't think so. A pastor just disgusting. I agree. Something about the mega. I was trying to have a romantic night. When I was in college.

And so I had like, you know, what do you call those things that you light on fire and they're wacky? Candles. Candles. They're like incense. It smells nice. And you know, she's like, you know, came in. I was like, romantic music and stuff. But like, we got in and I was living Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb to acknowledge it, you just have to like go with it. And you're like, this is the most embarrassing thing. And I, I can't, you can't just end it.

Yeah. The, like, I dislike bats so much that the master bathroom in my current house has no tub. Yeah. It's just a shower. Like, I don't, I don't want that. I don't even want the option. Like, it's a waste of space entirely.

So we apparently we have burning and dam and rejoining us. Okay, so we're the, we're're the we're the blind test here Brandon. All right. We have one of these white. That one is wider than the other. Okay, so one of these wider than the other. Oh, well, there's white bubbles in now. So it's wider.

It's just bubbles like the water itself. You just have bubbles. It's closer. We get close up right here. You both agreed. They both agreed. No, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I'm one of those is clear How come they both identified that it was white? No, no, you're right. You're right. You brought it to my face and Bernie is right. Thank you I had no idea what to write. That's white. I would describe one White bubble It was the definition of white It's liquid itself was white like cloudy. You looked at it. You're like oh, it's some cloudy water

What's the way? I mean? Cut it's got the white shit in there. It's in there. You guys see it. It's what I think you threw a bunch of M&M's in the water, huh? Water clouds, air and water, water and air, water and air, that's bubbles. Same thing. I mean like literally cloud, I just met like it was chalky like a different color that is as clear as it could possibly be. Now if there was like a hundred times the amount of bubbles and it would appear to be different way.

Bernie, I'm on board. This beer tastes so good. It's the beer victory. Oh, that that wasn't so why. That's impossible. I'm on board. This beer tastes so good. This is the beer victory. Oh, that was so awesome. That's impossible. That's a corona. No one's ever said that.

So good. I'm annoyed that you're taking that, that's white. That's not, it's not white. Everybody resumed it and you get to be wrong for the rest of the day. I'm wrong. I know, I'm like, no, it would appear to be white if I don't know what you were doing

and there was like a hundred times the amount of bubbles that are in there So I'm gonna say this is a lamar debate in the dress. All right. Hey, Bob. I'm gonna let me read this before we talk about it If it's just in jiby crazy, let me read this and let's talk about that all right I want to remind everyone this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by nature box Two words people free snacks. It's I'm gonna give you the chance to get free snacks. I fucked that up Drop the candy bar drop the potato chips. They're not good for you. Do what I do, get delicious wholesome snacks at naturobox.com. Naturebox gives me hundreds of snacks and I mean delicious snacks. They don't feel guilty about eating

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No, no. Someone did it. It was like of it was like the French vanilla granola or something. Coffee crunch granola. I was like, oh, this sounds really good. I opened it up and there's like a spoon with like granola stuck to it. So I was, oh, I was, I was spooning into that mouth. Oh, the, and it made you wonder. Did they just forget the spoon this time? And they've been doing this other times.

Gross. See, when you first would describing it, I was like, like oh someone didn't want to put that hand in your bag So they use a spoon no it was like if it's stuck yeah, we've had people eat cereal out of the box with their hand No, my god rooster teeth cereal patching on my ginger. We used to have a Back at the old old studio when we were oh you were there I think you were there for this at the old old studio on Congress we had like a giant bag of trail mix from Costco it was in the back room for a month it was like a five pound bag or trail mix now and it was so fucking discussed we talked about I'm like podcast 20 because you hold the trail there's there dirty hands in the bag of eat and it

was just like there's more bacteria than in hereolins in here. We're gonna talk to her. Yeah, bacteria cells. I was gonna ask Barbara about this having not been in the conversation. Is there still a difference? There's no difference anymore. It's too long. Don't look at them. You can't tell. Hey Barbara, just answer the question. Barbara's off camera but we'll give you her answer honestly and accurately. Barbara, when water comes out of a tap, you have cold water, then you have hot water. There's hot water come out of the tap cloutier than cold water. Yes, because of the bubbles is what she said and when it settles the same color. Well, I think we can all agree with that. That's not what you said. Why was I treated like such a? That was not what you said. He said it came out of the tap wider. That's exactly what he said. I was totally

up his ass about this also. The water is the same color. He said it came out white. I was expecting milk. What? Whoever tied the leader was though, there's something fucked up with your plumbing here. You gotta call a plumber. I probably said sediment in his thing in his water heater. He probably said, yeah, sediment in his thing. In his water heater, he probably does. Yeah, there's something wrong. I'm trying to show this clip. You got your love.

Did you see the guy with the baseball game? What? You're talking about eating nature bucks. Here, I found it. All right, I'll send this to you. This guy's awesome. OK, you can go keep going. That's what you do.

What were your opinions about that damn dress? I didn't give a fuck. So I knew that. I was so angry. Because every, no. Mm. What color is that dress to you? What became the problem to me was people were resaving and re-uploading the picture.

So they were taking a JPEG, saving a JPEG, saving a JPEG. So over generations, it looks different. Well, no, the same picture that I have on my phone that's in the same I am conversation. It's looks different colors. Right. On different days. It's crazy. And I've seen the optical illusions like with something rotating.

Yeah. Where in my brain I can make it switch. I cannot make that that dress switch. But I've ever been out and then I'll see it. And I'll go, oh, somebody made the picture where it's white and gold. Oh, no, wait, that's the picture. And it looks like it's white and gold to me. Should we explain what we're talking about for those who Please please do for everyone who wasn't on Twitter for about an hour and a half

That was a picture of a dress black and blue dress Some people I mean it was but the listing was black and blue and some people there is some people are seeing that as white and gold Which is what I see right now. I've never seen it as white and gold gold you see the white and gold right now I don't compare to that image over there yeah they're both white and gold right now this three and that's when I originally saw it I thought people who were saying was black and blue were just trolling which bit and I thought it was funny and then all of a sudden if you me too which bit is white which is gold the gold is the gold is the gold is the black bit oh the gold is the light the black yeah the gold is black and the blue is white and that is like a that is a like gold pure gold

Not a dark gold like that looks and actually Saw it as blue and brown ever I was texting I was texting Jason South, don't yeah Tucka and he was seeing it as white and gold and was like Posting me other pictures of crap like you show me a picture of a white and gold guitar and was like what color is this I was like white and gold and we're going on and on and on like just showing each other colors of stuff and then all of a sudden halfway through our text conversation he was like it flipped it's fucking it's fucking blue now and he was like totally tripped out by it and his wife saw it the same way yeah you wonder though like how many other times that occurs but we don't

just have conversations like every second of the day about what color that happens to be or that happens to be. Like I'm sure this happens way more often than we think. I just haven't had it switched. Like I thought I was to do a different people's eyes. No, no, no, no. Piling light differently. I don't know why.

Have you ever seen the dancer silhouette? Where she's spinning. And you just focus on the other way. Like you look at a foot and it goes the other way. Yeah, it's an optical illusion where it's a silhouette of a dancer spinning on one foot and holding another leg out in front of her. I get a 45 degree angle. She's spinning rotating and depending on how you look at it, it either looks like it's rotating clockwise or counterclockwise.

And in the moment it flips in your mind and goes the other way, then it like, I've never seen all of Twitt to talk about something at once that way. Like, it wasn't even an event. It wasn't like a sports event. I felt like that day there were within the course of that day, there were three things everyone on Twitter talked about. Net neutrality, which immediately got you served by this fucking dress, which immediately got canceled out by a Leonard Neymoy dying.

What about the llamas? You missed the llamas. I thought fucking llamas. Yeah, llamas were in there too. It was a hate-a for social media managers everywhere. Yeah, you missed. There was, people were congregating and walking here in the studio. I could hear people cheering in various parts of the stage 5 as the llamas were evading

people. What was this? This was Saturday? It was Thursday, I think. Thursday were llamas. Yeah. I'm fucking missed that entirely. I missed the whole llamas.

You were out of town. I was impressed by it was, there was a ton of, I guess, community managers and social media people just taking advantage of this black dress situation. Like whoever's in charge of the Xbox Twitter account posted a control that was black and blue. It was like, black and blue, it's like, it's smart thinking, isn't it?

No, no, no, no. Here's the problem I've got with the whole dress. Did you do anything? You didn't do anything with that, right? No, it's fucking good. The dress conversation worries me a little bit because The dress conversation I think more than anything else in recent memory Demonstrates How our mass cynicism is just growing like everybody saw the dress everybody was fascinated when they saw the photo

But then after it was shared like two or three times, they were furious about the dress. They were at you, they fucking hated the dress and they were like, shut up about the god damn dress. Literally, like, everybody stopped having fun. Like, just, I'm done with this. Please fucking stop. And people were furious. Everybody was fucking pissed off.

Was anyone really furious though? I have no idea, but everyone was posting all the stuff of like, shut up with the dress and like really upset about it and stuff like that So it seemed like it either way. It's it's like a it's just like mass cynicism And I don't I don't get why people default to that. It's like people are there fucking fun. Yeah, the crazy thing for me is I missed it Bearish guys. I miss what happened. I woke up Friday morning. I saw thing about blue dress and I was like, you know looking at it and I was like oh, that's kind of cool and then I talked to somebody about it They're like oh, that's kind of cool. And then I talked to somebody about it. They're like, oh, that's so over. I'm like, so done. And I'm just like, I just like, it's been that quick.

And it's like people get so, like you were saying so annoyed, but then they want to perpetuate it. They want to keep talking about it. And it's just like it's not cool and sensitive. Really? It's not cool to like something or to be engaged in something. It's so much cooler to like bash it. Hate it.

Yeah. I knew about that in the beginning. If you saw the photo, I think most people probably shared it with somebody else like what colors I dress to you Like I think like I think a lot of people did what was fascinating people is that people in the same room looking at the same device We're seeing two different things that's how it started. That's crazy It was a it was a mother's dress and two people were saying like well shouldn't she wear Like if something that's blue and black because that'll fit with everybody else and like the fuck are you talking about? It's like yeah, she's you wear blue and black shirts and not this white and gold one.

That's what always fascinating is about color and how like the way I see the world might be nothing like, how anyone else sees it. But like if the sky to you is what red is to me, but that's what you've ever known, it's not weird. No, not at all. Not at all. I would, if there was a full technology we could have,

ever, I would love to experience life as somebody else for just five minutes. Yeah. Just to see what, like, just like being inside someone else's body and how they experience life. You're like, oh, this guy's knee, huh? Yeah. I wouldn't switch places, like if it was a one shot deal, and it was like, say two or three

hours, I wouldn't switch with a woman though. I wouldn't do that. Because you need longer? No, yeah. I wouldn't want the ability to go back and forth on a woman though. I wouldn't do that. Because you need longer? Nah, yeah. I wouldn't want the ability to go back and forth on a regular basis. What I've always been afraid of is that like,

one of the experiences is dramatically better than the other one. And we just don't know that. You know what you mean? You can change. What's that? Just get a sex change. Yeah, I mean, just like if there's no,

I'm just talking like there's some core thing that like when you flip or something, it's like when you go back. Yeah, you go like like playing small things. Like if small cookies. You're just like this is the greatest experience Like the greatest experience in your life. You're like my god like am I dead inside? Like we don't have that full perspective yet for answers. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it's every right. I am dead inside. I don't understand you worry The no no once you explain the cookies now. I'm scared If it's just you know the the sensations are, because like, you know, your sensations

are just a comparison to your other sensations. You worry that you would sniff a dude and a dude would smell really good. I need to be into it. Oh, what if you had sex? You found out the sex at all? What if you found out that sex as one of the genders is way better? I imagine this better for a woman. Way, way, way better. Imagine exactly like, oh, that's 75% better. Why would you imagine that? Why would you imagine that you don't enjoy sex as a guy? Yeah, but a woman has more nerve endings Yeah, I like to stimuli. Yeah, but she's more likely to be like disappointed That's true

Right I'm Barbara. Barbara's laughter ass off over there. Wow, barf keep it in check. Yeah, I guess it's more nerve endings that guy can miss Wow, Barv, keep it in check. Yeah, I guess it's more nerve endings that a guy can miss. Ha ha ha ha ha. You miss completely. I don't know, I would definitely give it a go by the option. I'd love to see what it's like. When I was, we were getting, we got our hair cut the other day for laser team.

Do you know what I have? I have such, we're doing some like reshoots. You have fuff. I have, my hair is like so super dense. Like I can put like pens and stuff. But my hair gets so dense that like, do you have the suit? Is this a common thing like when someone's cutting your hair

when they get your hair wet and they're like combing your hair that you get it itch on your scalp? Is that a thing that happens to anybody else? No. Like itch in one place? What's that? Yeah. And it's like, that's what happens to me.

When I like my hair is so dense that that always happens to me. I remember you went to get your haircut at the old office or you know that's a place next to the old office and you sat down and then the guy just looked at you and was like no, no I can't do this. He's not in closing in 40 minutes I can't possibly cut your hair. Just like you can't do it. You have too much hair. 40 minutes? Yeah. How long does that take for you? You got barber that was in the basement of the the brass dislocation. Yeah but he was like it was like 440. He's like I guess I close it five

I can't at 420 and he's like I can't I can't do it was he blazing? Yeah, you said get out of here beat it so if you if you came like a girl or whatever like five minutes Would you make out with yourself? Oh? So I'm a girl, but I'm still there. Yeah, like maybe someone's like something and for you you swapped swap When I make out with me. No, I Make it was someone I never made out with before would you do it for like when I want to know what you're making? You made out your self I mean, I've been on I've been on my end of it. Would you be like a thousand a thousand dollars?

To make out with me for a thousand dollars. Yeah, yeah, I mean That went so Gavin down for a second Gavin's it Gavin's absolutely absolutely. Hey, I'm here that clip. I sent you that guy. Yeah, I love this guy Oh, no, the Salamis which one do you like? Oh? The real just guys the best Have you seen him? Yeah, she did he's just like hanging out in the stands Bobcorn Have you seen him? Yeah, he's just a deer like hanging out in the stands. He's having a good time. He's having a good time. He's having a good time. He's having a good time. He's having a popcorn. And he's just...

That guy doesn't give up. Wow. That's a great find by the camera people. Oh my God. We've all been there. Come on. The game wasn't close. What is this living room look like? Oh We've all been there come on What is this living room look like That's who goes in public and it's like it's somewhere else this problem. Yeah, what's his belly button like? Full of food Do you check your belly button on a regular basis? Is that something you do? Like when you do the full check, you did belly button.

I mean, like get it in the shower. Yeah, never. Never ever? Yeah. How does that have to do with it? Let's see, let's see. What do you have? Inspect it right now.

What do you got there? What do you got there? Empty. Empty. One time on the spot, Blaine thought it would be funny to, what is the thing when you blow on someone's stomach? Raspberry. Yeah, it's her birthday.

He thought it'd be funny to do that that and then it got so disgusting because there was like a lot of something in his mouth and it was mad at me and i was like i didn't i didn't egg you on why did he read the all clear that's his fault it is his fault you know the money but you know do that you know the belly button no but how does it how does the fluff get in there

it's it's what the hair or is it close like it's a bit lit lit get lit and it's like the belly button says i'll take some of that there. Is it what the hair or is it like lit? Lint. Get Lint and he's like the belly button and he says I'll take some of that. I'd love a camera. A tiny camera time lapsing the generation of a fuzzball in there. It'd be crazy.

Just get a little pick. Just go pick it out. That's it you're good. Like and some guys store it in jaws and stuff. What? What? I mean some people like store hands

and like you know what remains like people all sorts of weird. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Ashley is a she's a groomer. She's a picker. She's like she's like a bird on top of a rhino or an elephant. Yeah, she's like I saw a picture. I brought a place she hates that I brought a place She's like no got to fix that. That was a picture of a weasel. She pluck your eyebrows. Rise it riding a woodpecker You see that picture? Weasel running a wood. That's impossible. How do we so ride a woodpecker? It's killing and eating a woodpecker We don't worry about you know I walk outside. I don't worry about something coming in to eat me or like having to compete with something else for food But to be an animal competing with another animal who's totally different for food or worry that they might eat you That's got to be really bizarre. Yeah, and like trying Yeah, and like trying to Oh my god, is that photoshop?

Well, that's good. I want to know the story here. It's a it's the cutest thing. It's a woodpecker and on its back is a baby kangaroo. According to our control. If that was a package deal that you could buy and it would always be like that. I would pay good money for that pet. Pog gas.

Then how does the weasel know to do that? That weasel's trying to kill that woodpecker is what's going on? There's a horrible accident. What does that mean? I really fell and fell on the thing He the weasel fell and landed on a Bird that was flying. Yeah, it's gonna happen. It could happen. He ranny Johnson like token novel No, did you see like Randy Johnson like a Hitting that hitting that bird. I'm being told it is indeed a weasel attacking a woodpecker. Oh, it's attacking it. Yes Can you imagine being the photographers that this a bud coming by and you look at the pictures like what

Well, I just take a picture up. Yeah, there was so much. I there more pictures. Did you see? The weasel jumping on the woodpecker Why does a weasel want to kill a woodpecker? We're like I talked about yeah, you're competing You that's another animal that might eat you every animal wants to eat every animal Yeah, I never eat and would pick her when would that taste like chomp? Yeah, I guess I can eat that I guess it's way more fun for for mammals or anything living on land Because in the sea you just like, you know

You just look down or look up and like eat something but like you know with a hunt like a lion There's like running around and like peering above stuff Well, it's just more fun. The ocean is scary. Yeah, the ocean is just mass chaos. Yeah, but every time I see like a big fish, swimming in a school of fish, all I can think is, he's gonna eat a lot of those little fish.

He gets none of them. School of fish is like zip, zip, zip, zip, and then it's like, they get some of them. I never see that. I want to see like some scutters. Like drunk, you know. I see the thing with like winding them up in a ball. I've seen that. I think dolphins do that, right? Yeah, and they like pick thing with like winding up in a ball. I've seen that. I think dolphins do that right.

Yeah, and they like pick them all off from all angles. Yeah, and everything like that. But that's like a like a and some animals will hurt all the fish to the shore and like beat your love them. Wow. Yeah, oceans fucked up. Yeah, oceans. Airplane.

And it's their planet. It's not our planet. They ain't go anywhere. No, anyone's planet. It's their planet bike back to your planet. It's take planet. I think there's someone like 1, seven million ants for every person on earth. Did you know there's a type of creature that only lives in your eyelashes? Is it a mite of some kind? I don't know.

It's like in the root of your eyelashes. It's like the only place in my body. No, my eyelashes. I don't have any of those. That kind of stuff doesn't freak me out at all. There's just so small. They're irrelevant. Yeah, I don't really.

I don't think it's that specific. It's like, yeah, you know, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, That's like the only place in my body. Not my eyelashes. I don't have any of those. That kind of stuff doesn't freak me out at all. There's just so small, they're irrelevant. Yeah, I don't really. I don't think that's the best. It's that specific. It's like, yeah, you know, with the eyelash root bugs.

Can you imagine if that was us, like, if Earth was lodged on the eyelash of some giant beam? Maybe this is the target. And we had no idea, then you're like, oh, fuck. We are literally living on a speck of dust on something else. I mean, we really are there, in comparison to the universe. Yeah. We're just such a pointless little blob.

Oh, yeah, they did a, you did a 4K video for Slumber Guys this weekend, which was awesome. And I got to watch it on my TV, because my T, if you think about it, there's really no way to watch 4K anything, even YouTube, because most of people's monitors can't do 4K. Yeah. But I mean, I realize I'm gonna get a lot of I'm sure you have like a 3 4k monitor set up at your house. Congratulations on that. By the way, what was the compare? I don't have a 4k TV. I can make the stuff a couple of times. TV you have is not 4k?

No, we have one in the conference room. You need like a 4k player for it. In order to process the files. But it doesn't have a YouTube player. So that's how YouTube does 4k and for it in order to process the files but it doesn't have a YouTube player so that's how I don't think YouTube does 4k and the TV Right, I went through my I went through my player on my TV. Yeah, what was the compression like I thought it was pretty good I mean, it's like I think compression is the place where we need to make the most Improvement in the technology. Yeah, I can pet them pixel for pixel and I was disappointed with the compression like

I think the file looks the file looks way better than what is playing on YouTube Did you put out a 2k version as well? No, okay, are they I was thinking about it, but no, no good call. I think Aren't they doing like a new VP 6 codec for YouTube? That's supposed to address a lot of that I would hope so. I think there's a lot to go There's a lot a long way to go in compression Yeah, those those codecs exist like a red you can compress a red movie and put it played on like a USB film drive. Like the whole thing.

Yeah, but it's a matter of licensing that codec for this. Yeah, I'm saying it's just an issue of like creating the new standard and like making a popular. But like once that's gone, then like that 4K is all going to be any 4K is going to be what everybody watches. The new H265 spec, which I think was just finalized It's supposed to help address a lot of that But then of course we're going to enter that period where every fucking platform is going to be trying to push their own version of a code Yeah, yeah, and we're just going to be like stuck in the middle with having download a million fucking plugins to watch anything

I'm also I'm not saying it looked bad. It was it looked way nicer than the HD version That it was on YouTube, but it still wasn't as good as the original, which is what I'm hoping for one day. How'd you watch it? How'd you watch it? How'd you watch it? We comparing it. Well, I mean, I could make it, I got a 5K iMac, so I just made it big on that.

I don't have a TV. I got a 5K screen. So I wish it on that. Apparently the new codec is actually VP9, I think VP6 is the older one. So I think the VP9 codec is supposed to address a lot of that stuff. But that led us into watching a lot of, me and JD were watching a lot of 4K content. Like we watched this Devon Supertrim, there's a lot of 4K stuff. And like there's Road to Machu Picchu thing, there was a tour of New York in 4K.

That's really cool stuff. And one of them was a Hubble telescope zoom in of like part of the, like, we're gonna point in telescope in this direction and take a photo. And like every single pixel is like a star. It's just like the scale of it. It's just like, and you're staring at like this one little square and they zoom in and all the pixels are basically stars.

And just some happen to be a little bit closer than others, but they just go forever in that direction in that one tiny little square. They have AK TVs at NAB and like AK like footage, it makes you just want to like, it's like I can't take it. Like it looks so amazing. Like you know 4K you're kind of like, yeah, this looks better than 1080 with AK like I got to get out of here. I was surprised at how quickly 4K arrived

in people's living rooms. Like when they showed HD and like what ultra HD was, I was like never gonna happen. Not in my lifetime and it's already here now. Well, I think we waited so long and we saw how long the transition between standard F and HD was. So the game was like, oh yeah, did it take forever for another standard to take off?

Also 4K, like UHD isn't 4K, it's like oh yeah take forever for another standard to take off also 4k it like you HD isn't 4k it's like 3.8k yeah yeah we means I have bars on my video yeah I thought I thought the player 169 yeah I don't want it like I want 4k on the on the asperi here too I guess the YouTube doesn't do that either yeah we've entered the highly technical portion of the podcast in the one field we know stuff about yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We have something on the subject we can talk about everything else we're talking about. HDN 4K I'm not the same. But I have the consumer there. Yeah. I have good news for you. Just just came across on deadline.com. Our good friend, Mr. Colton Dunn, has a pilot on NBC. Really? Yeah. that's awesome.

It's called Superstore. It's got Martin McKinney, one of the kids in Holland, and Nico Santos as well. It's all about written by the former, the office writer, producer Justin Spitzer, and director by Ruben Fleischer. Superstore is about a group of, this thing is bouncing all over on me here, sorry guys, is about a group of employees at a big box store, an examines love, friendship, and the beauty of everyday moments. So it sounds like it's like just a situational comedy based in a big like box store, super store. I'm excited to see Colton again.

I am too. I'm really excited to see him as well. That's awesome. Congratulations, Colton. That's really great. That's really awesome. On NBC. That's huge. That's huge. That's really great. That's really awesome on NBC. That's that's huge. That's huge. That's absolutely huge So you mentioned the kids in the hall, which is gonna take me on another tangent. Did you read the story about how Dave Foley can I return to Canada? Why I read that story And I get divorced I read I read all about Dave Foley. He is Canadian. Yeah, he went through a divorce and as part of the divorce Yeah, he went through a divorce and as part of the divorce decree whatever you call the settlement You know he has to pay child support in alimony, but the amount of money he has to pay exceeds his income by 400%

He claims so he can't pay it which means if he goes back to Canada They'll put him in jail for failure to to pay it So now he's like in a limbo where he he can't prove to them. That's the case. It's what he helps. They just say is that news radio money. That's the way works. What he is. It's pretty nice, but I didn't get how was he appraised or whatever for like you you you should be able to pay this like this is what your net worth is like who decides that I think the court does. You know, works it down and go through all the assets to figure that out. If he breaks the law in the US, will he get sent back to Canada? I assume so. Could they just pull him back to Canada if they want?

I have no idea how that works. That's nuts. Yeah. It's kind of being like really unusual. Threatened with jail by returning to my home country. It's crazy. Yeah, he just has to pay his ex-wife like everything he makes. And she wouldn't give him a break.

No, I don't think so. I don't know. I think it's in the cards. Okay. This is how the divorce and family court system deflects attention away from the unbridled, I'm reading from a blog here, so you're probably going to hear some opinions that are not necessarily in line with your personal way of thinking. This is a quote from MGTOW.com.

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$10,700 a month in child support and an additional $5,000 a month to pay off the $600,000 total he owes. So he owes him, he owes $15, dollars a month in support. Yeah. What's he do for work now? You had a guest spot in Dispert Housewives for you. He did. He was a principal in something too. I forget what? I forget I saw him in something. He was a principal. I don't think that pays 15,000 dollars a month. Dave Foley probably got divorced if I recall correctly about the time that he was just done with kids in the hall and was making a bunch of money from that. And he was on news radio. Yeah. That's what's saying the news radio. And it's like they just when

people make cases for that kind of thing, they just say, well you make all this money now, just keep doing that because there's anything that that you know dictates how successful and entertainment careers. People who are popular today will definitely be popular five years, right? I mean we all like follow the same people. Yeah, and it's like it and so that was, he got kind of locked in at that level. Like at the kind of like the height. Can he soul high? And then, wham, he got hammered, you know.

And I listen, I've heard people go back and forth too, like on the podcast, when he talked about it with Joe Rogan, I didn't listen to the podcast, but he also talked about like how he would he his pool up in Malibu, where the hell he lived and the Hollywood Hills. He would see his pool up in Malibu or the hell he lived in the Hollywood Hills. He would he just pull up to like 95 degrees so the girls would have to take their tops off when they got it, you know what I mean? That's expensive. That's expensive to do that. Like they were telling those stories

on the podcast. So you should go listen to Joe Rogan experience with Dave Fuller. There's a hole you can just look it up online. He seems like such a nice guy. What's yeah. What do you mean? What's wrong? We make some not a nice guy. What's, yeah. What do you mean? What's wrong? What makes him not a nice guy? Heating is pulled up to 95 degree. That's how it seems. It's kind of shady. We've all been there.

He always plays the straight man. So it's hard for me to imagine. I was like, they fully would never do that. Oh, that's not like, I mean, I don't think he was doing it like as a trick or anything like that. I mean, he was just like, he made me look like a trick. That totally sounds like a trick. How is that a trick?

He curbs the person to take the top off. How would someone actually take a top off? Or, no, no, no, but you're making it hot to force them to take their tops off. Not forcing. I didn't use word force. I don't think I used to word force in there anyway. There was no implication. No, no, that's what I said.

I think that's why he never said that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's totally a trick. And he just tries to float that idea out there and you see if it takes. He's like, oh, it's hot. I'm going to take my top off. What about everyone else here? So there and you see if it takes. He's like, oh, it's hot. I'm going to take my top off. What about everyone else here?

So, and we're short on time. We got to wrap up here soon. But before we go, I wanted to mention that I went back to the convention center today. I should back my shit up and find out that's actually true when I just said, by the way. I went to convention center today for the first time since RTX 2014. We did. For the first major series of meetings about RTX 2015.

So we spent all day doing walkthroughs and talking about how we're gonna approach when the team lost you. No, totally, totally different. Totally different. Does it help? Like having done Let's Play Live, like a couple weeks ago.

Oh, you're like more relaxed and just like, all right, well, that was. Yeah, I'm more relaxed, that's that was... Yeah, I'm more relaxed. That's for sure. Yeah. I am more relaxed, but we got a amount of work ahead of us. So Barbara and I spent all day out there talking to people. It's good.

I'm excited. We're going to, like I said, it's going to be different. We're growing quite a bit. So we're going to be doing things differently. I'm excited. I'm excited. It's exciting time. I wish I had a little more time between,

let's play live and this, but we'll get it done. I saw the email that said this year, don't try and run away from the audience. Did you see that email? No. I'm excited to see that. I guess I don't read Barbara's email. Oh, I think Bernie's trying to listen to it back. Yeah, I'm never going to be able to see that. I guess I don't read Barber's email. Oh, I think Bernie is trying to listen to it back.

Yeah, I'm never going to be able to find that. So I don't actually know that storage is true. That joy can be completely just somebody from a forum. You're relaying secondhand information. I do not want to do that. If you're listening to this podcast, go watch Joe Rogan. Go watch Dave Fuller's explanation of it. It's fascinating to hear about Dave Fuller.

And then tell us what he actually said. Yeah, tell us what he said. I was reading an account that somebody else made. They should not pass that along like that who knows if that's accurate Did you have a sneak away from a god in a tix? No, um, I don't think I did I did ask the guardians at one point to they don't have to like Guard me that much like they don't need to do that. I'm not I'm like I'm totally I'm totally fine This will come here is to see everybody if I'm a little bit late to my next thing. I'm totally fine. This will cause my ears to see everybody. If I'm a little bit late to my next thing,

I'll be a little bit late to my next thing. No big deal. So, how late is too late? Well, if it's like assigning people one for an hour or two, for my signing to start, then me being more than five minutes late is rough. Especially when it's like, I know I'm stopping to sign people who just like,

sign for people who just like, caught me when these people been waiting to do that right. They've been waiting to do it. It's like it's like it's like the worst position to be in because it's like I'm disappointing. I'm going to just put someone here. He's going to be them or he's going to be them. It's just like you go just go to the thing that people were lining up for. I will just like the last day of RTX lastK.X. last year I just stood in one place for like three hours in the floor and just said it just tweeted I'm here if you didn't say hello to me or you didn't get my team to just I'll just be standing here for three hours and just stood there Did it work my wonderful PA last year she was awesome. What's that? It worked. Well a bunch of people. Yeah, I came a bunch of people came and took photos and everything like that

Although the only the only photo I saw from the whole thing was somebody posted on Reddit. Like, wow, look how happy Bernie is to see me in this photo where it's like, I just hadn't yet started smiling. I'm like, I'm like, I'm not a smile. But it's like, I don't look like I'm smiling in the photo. It's like, that's the only thing I saw

for my efforts of like standing there for three hours. But I know, I hope that people still had a good time. Doing it. I was like, I just read that. I was like, God damn. When I say sneak away from Goddins, I'm not saying I'm trying to run off. I used to just put on a different disguise

and see how far I could get and back without anyone noticing me. Never would, because I'd always bump into a giant Lego man or do other things. I'm not very stealthy. What's time to wrap up? So thanks for watching. We'll be back Wednesday with an episode of the patch.

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