Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #317

Episode Date: March 31, 2015

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How you doing that one and that one about Bernie? Do you do your trunk club stuff? Did you get your stuff? We'll talk about it I could talk about it in a bit. All right. Anyone anyway, anyone anyway, everyone welcome to the podcast. This is Gus Gavin by bra. Why did Gavin come over the speakers? I always did every week is like oh this is Bernie and Gus Hey, let me see the bottle cap. So openers. Yeah, someone sent us these bottle openers. The box didn't come with a name. It just said, like a came with a note that said,

love the RT podcast that you would like these bottle openers. Whoever you are, you were 100% correct. And sorry about that. Because sometimes when you buy stuff from other places, they're just kind of dickheads and they don't put the gift messages right on there I'm fairly certain we do but so here's the way it works see this bottle here's what I'm gonna describe it to the audience

He doesn't have a video so I have a bottle and then there's this thing that looks like a sleeve that goes over the top of it And you just press it down like a stamp. Yeah, it's like you're jacking the bottle off and then beer comes out Away like right as I did it anyway, that's how it works. Give it back. Excellent job. Amazing illustration. So that's why all these bottles are open right here. Close up on this.

So I describe her for those of you who don't have video on your podcast or those of you who are watching this particular video about guest. Okay, he's gonna do it again. Action. Don't cut away. You're wasting so much beer. We don't waste any spare. We're gonna drink the beer. You can't see it there. Can't see the beer. Eventually. Okay, we need you to see this beer. We're gonna drink the beer. You can't see it there. Can't see the beer.

I bet you're here. Okay, we're here. This is all twist off. This is confusing. Pull that away. Gavin has had so much fun with this. You missed one. Missed two.

There you go. It's like a charm, ever since. I can't wait to say Gavin lost one. I get overexcited, but it's really fun too. So how many of those are gonna drink tonight? Well, I think you opened every beer and... Yeah yeah you're not obligated to get totally hammered at this point cheers cheers everybody cheers which was my so it's called the decapitator ah-ha Barbara that's like Taylor made for you come on

mm-hmm decapitator is that like emphasized oh just the best puns are the subtle puns you thought that was so yeah, what's not really a pun though Is it if it's this if it's just the word it's not funny? It's still a play on words because it has a lot of Known because the capitations to take a human head off. Yeah, I think you can decapitate anything else I mean you are taking the top off Decapitate it was this isn't have a head. Yeah, but you would not would you can you decapitate a statue? Yeah, yeah? Is that decapitated? Yeah, I guess so yeah, I guess you're right decapitate a statue? Yeah. Is that decapitated? Yeah. I guess so.

Yeah. I guess you're right. Decapitated. A bunch of weird gray area. That's why the bottles don't have heads. You cannot decapitate a bottle. I love you. Decapitated.

Decapitated. Decapitated. Decapitated. Decapitated. Decapitated. Yeah. This is confusing. But that's awesome.

I love it. Yeah. Whoever sent those in, thank you very much. Sorry. you know, it's decapitated or calm or whatever it is Did the guy work on the slip company or is it just I don't know I don't know I don't know I ordered some flowers to the day They didn't fucking show up too I gotta I gotta talk to somebody about that Gavin a lady. I just for yourself. So you could my or yeah, I ordered myself flowers Gavin enjoyed the bottle opener so much. He's already claimed when he's taking it home Yeah, I'm take this one is now mine.

Give me the fucking Jeff. You're gonna buy beer just to open it. You're just doing so much money. I don't even drink beer. I don't even drink beer. But I'll be the life of the party when I have one. You don't drink beer at home? Do you drink at home at all?

You don't write? I never drink at home. Well, I went from... Well, I guess we do have some... Actually, just scratch me. We do have beer at home sometimes. They can call it out. you have had beer she's a terrible influence you do you still do

these shitty things with beer I went to your house once you had a party and there's beer in the ice chest you can have a beer out of the ice chest sweet I walk out back to the ice chest open it up it's like a dosailles I take chest. Sweet! I walk out back to the ice chest, open it up, it's like a dosaicis. I take the top off and I'm putting it to my mouth to take a drink and I wait a minute, something is weird about this beer and I look at it. It had been in the ice chest so long the cap

had formed a rust ring all around the lip of the glass ball. I believe all beer in your chest. How old does it have to be for a deform a rust ring? Not very long, Barb. It was... I think you told me it had been in that ice chest a year and a half no that's a really long time but maybe jade did the same thing we went we floated the river with jack once and he brought some beer what did you mean the way you said that i just imagine all of you floating down the river on jack yeah i had the left leg and i was floating down the river anyway i took a swig this beer and I was like, look. And he was like, oh yeah, I bought this beer for New Year's Eve in like 2009.

I was like, what? Does it have anything it ever expires or goes back? It was disgusting. It was really, it was like two and a half year old beer. So he brought to the river for everyone to drink. One of my prize possessions is that I have a really awesome ice chest. You do. I have, it's really cool. It's like a barrel. It's like a barrel. It's like a barrel. It's like a barrel that's like cut in half and it's really cool.

But I leave beer from parties in that thing. There's beer currently. There's probably like 18 beers in there that are from New Year's this year. So yeah, it sits in there a while. Because we haven't had Game of Thrones night or anything else in a while. So people I just haven't been over. Are we going to do this again? I think so. I think so. I think so. Are we so haven't over are we gonna do this again? I think so I

Think so are we so much travel you're getting out of here. I'm getting out of here Yeah, I'm on you to watch that show. I have something to announce what's up? I'm pulling a gust on game of Thrones night. See see. Thank you Not gonna anyway, just like yeah, it's nice to watch at home when there's no people. Oh, I see what you're saying I get you. I totally get you. I mean, I thought about not doing it this year again, but it's just fun. I mean fun I like to cook the part. I enjoy everything about the night except the viewing of Have more get-togethers, I think I think the general consensus. I think probably what I'll do this year's Maybe you want every other week. I'll show two episodes. I hear you've got some beer that needs drinking. Yeah, we have we could help and I'm gonna bring this

I know a bottle cap opener. I could. I can totally predict though once Gavin got a house that he is social calendar would start to decline. I never see Gavin anymore. I had a feeling like that. Well, some is coming up, which means swims. It's true. I actually want swims as a band. You did. I didn't take acid tubing last year. We should all go. You have a pool too. Why don't we never invite us over for swims? I've invited you guys over for swims. You been there. We swim so all the time. And yeah, it's pool. I swim once.

You guys have open invitation to come swimming whenever you want. I just show up at your house. Sure. It's like a towel. Even the gate coat, you just come back there by yourself. That's fine. You gotta get a yellow when you come back though, because Ashley's, you know,

she's back there like messing around. Yeah, you gotta get her head down. I was like, you're getting quiet. They're still a microphone with three-year-old. I also like how Ashley's totally staring at you right now get your hands up. I'm like, you're getting quiet. They're still a microphone, but you're sitting here. I also like how Ashley's totally staring at you right now from across the room. I didn't say anything, I just said you're back there doing stuff.

Like, you're doing stuff. I literally did you get quiet, but you got closer to the mic. So it's like, even though I'm really low volume, I'm a natural, I'm a natural voice. Why did you voice come out of my left ear? What is that?

You guys just like listen to Gavin more than the rest of us in there? Don't yell. Yeah, it's true. Kevin's just much hotter than we are. what is it? What is your I always ask us this and you'll never answer So what is like your night consist of like Gavin you leave work at like 505? Bam you go home you get your house probably in 10 minutes because you live closer than anybody What happens what's the rest of your night look like to you? I, play with the cat a little bit. Shmi? Shmi? Shmi? Was that code for anything?

Damn it, guys! Just keep going, cat. Play some video games. Quick round of games. Been a doing a lot of Master Chief Collection with Daniel. So I do a bit of that before he goes to sleep. Yeah. And uh, yeah.

Just hang out. His mom unplugged his router and I think I got it. Yeah. Rude here. Now it's his brother downloads crap at the same time. So his connection to his- What? We heard his he he live in with internet connection? It's in small town, England.

The internet's not great. Yeah. I thought it was stationed somewhere else right now. Oh, he's at home right now. It's down there. I guess at the same. Yeah, he's like on force leave for like a week. They got tired of him.

Get out, Dan. Dan go. By the way, while we're on the subject of the Master Chief Collection and the Xbox One. Oh no. I'd like to say that I don't like it. Which one? I love Halo, obviously.

Love all the games. Right. Love them individually. Playing co-op with someone on the Master Chief Collection just doesn't work. Like whoever's hosted great, the second person has a delay. It's not like, it's lag, but it's like an overall lag for everything.

It's not like you voice about, it's just like, you press jump and a second later you jump. Oh no. It's the worst kind of lag. So it's like, it could be because you're playing with something in the UK and you're the host. He was in my living room on a game's playing next to me because that same thing was happening.

Really? Yeah. I don't know what to say about that. I, you know, and there's, they're changing the way they're doing Halo 5. I know they're, I don't know what, which way they do it now, but they're going to the other way. Really kind of like locally hosted. Oh, you mean that going from bad to good? Yeah, they're, they're flopping. Look, I don't know if it

has anything to do with the Xbox one. I think the master chief collection when it came out was a, was a solid miss that game was not ready for prime time when they released it. It's everything about it is great. Yeah, it's got everything It's got like 5,000 game of school which makes it even greater But it just doesn't work and if you're doing what we're trying to do the last-door play a big part of being great Those it's got to work it right. I mean doesn't mean and when you talk about the multiplayer really more than anything else Well, it's what it's co-op. Yeah, anything when you connect with anybody else

That's part that doesn't work. Yeah, matchmaking I've even touched because I've heard it's busted up. But I keep hearing you get fixed and then I keep like I'll hear it's fixed and then three weeks later I'll hear it's fixed again. I thought that was fixed. I heard that it's been definitively fixed. It's been definitively fixed. We were doing Lasso Playlist which is legendary all skulls on which is really hard. Takes forever. We're doing it co-op. We're going through the first game. You and Dan.

Yeah, so each level is taking us like 90 minutes to two hours because we keep getting sent back by the iron skull and everything sucks and it's hard and we get to the very end of Halo Which is a really long level in the first game and it just just disconnects us you can't join back in on the checkpoint You have to start from the beginning wow happen to us twice. Wow. I would say this weekend the game crashed not exaggerating 10 times and one of the, I finished playing with Dan, I was just doing the speed run, like the achievement for doing the part time. Had the game paused, talked to Meg for a little bit, for like five minutes.

The game crashed while it was in pause. Like what was the game doing? It was just like, and the corner of my head saw the app go like, I was like, what, it was paused. So it completely closes at it, is it just free? It, on the Xbox One, it just like, the app closes, and it's, what? It was porn! So completely closes that or does it just freeze? On the Xbox One it just like the app closes and it's, you have to just open Halo again. It's like fucking annoying.

Why is wrong with this damn console? I definitely have works. I definitely have more crashes on the Xbox One than I've had on any other console before. And people are saying, like you just back at the dashboard. People are saying to me, you know, it's online co-op. It's not, and it doesn't work ideally.

Halo 3 came out in 2007 with full player online co-op, it's not, and it doesn't work ideally. Halo 3 came out in 2007 with full-player online co-op, and it was great. Yep. I just hate the thing. Yeah, I mean, it was, I think it was a really big project. I think they had a lot of games to remake. They didn't redo ODST, but in this one they read it Halo 2, and they did Halo 3, and they, I don't know if they did anything to Halo 4, but they put Halo 4 back out again. And yeah, I mean, it's just mean it's just like it's a little disappointing I think that Halo was in a prime position to actually steal a ton of thunder from destiny because destiny come out and there was this weird thing when destiny came out and was like

And like went the way down and then master chief clutch and came out at that point I'm like a month later or maybe a month and a half later Mm-hmm And they could have really I think stolen a lot of momentum from Destiny, which would have been highly ironic that the company that made the game then suffers as a result of the popularity game later. But because it had all those issues and Assassin's Creed came out at the same time and Assassin's Creed had a ton of issues, people, I went back to playing Destiny and I got hooked on Destiny.

I was out of Destiny. I was done. I was like, okay, I played the story and I, you know, people had a bunch of complaints about the story and I kind of fell into that too. And then it was like the end game. I've never done that in any kind of MMO, which I'm sorry, destiny. I think of as an MMO. But once I got involved back with destiny, I got totally hooked on all that stuff. And I was in that game for four months now and I'm waiting for the next DLC. Yeah. There's nothing that turns you off a game quicker than it being not ready. It's just like, if it keeps crashing or if it just slightly sucks, it's like, I'm not playing this. It's worse and all the games are old. It's just like all of these experiences were better in the past,

which means I'm not playing this. The anniversary titles are very hard, though, because it's an anniversary, so it comes out in the fall and they've got to make that date. So perhaps it was too ambitious, you know, and they still had to work on it. But I think there's a lot of patience for people when they delay games, they just announced that the Wii U Zelda game is not going to come out anytime this year. I really haven't read anything negative about that. Yeah, it feels really happy about that. They're like, it'll be they're working on it to polish it. Yeah, get more time to make it perfect.

I think they should delay more and not just rush stuff. What's a killer for you when you play a game? If it doesn't work, like instability. Instability? Yeah, that's definitely good. I can almost take instability. The only thing I can never take is a fucking bad camera in a game, because I play so many games

with like a camera like this. Sometimes though, I feel like a bad camera's part of the game. You talk about it from Resident Evil. Resident Evil specifically. Yeah, what do you mean by bad camera? It's like difficult difficult camera controls or like you can close the wall and the camera gets too close to your character and like they don't really have anymore. It was more so when 3D games first came out. Yeah. The camera would be bad at times. Now you can usually freely move it around but it

used to be like locked off. And with a Resident Evil I felt specifically I felt like it added to the horror of the game because like the camera would change suddenly and you weren't sure like What direction you were moving in it's kind of story. It's good because you it gives you even less control over a game Then you usually have because like usually you can always control the camera. Yeah That's great for horror games because John and I have been playing amnesia and they have a lot of like really messed up camera stuff Like it goes blurry and shaky and it sometimes is to the side and it makes it more terrifying You know there was an old game under favorite don't know if you ever played this in Bernie, on the GameCube, Eternal Darkness.

Yeah. They did some really interesting things. It was a horror game, but they did, you know, as you play, and if your character sees, like, messed up stuff, they lose sanity, like, their sanity meters are down, and as your character becomes more insane, like, you start to see things that aren't really there, and it, like, even down to the core system functionality.

So it's like you'd be playing, then all of a sudden, like the GameCube logo would pop up, like the GameCube had just turned down, you'd be like, what the fuck's happening? Then it would act like there was like a discare or something, and it would act like there was something wrong with the game, but that was actually the game. That's cool. That was amazing. Your game system is cool. You don't get another game to pick up on the insanity thing was Amnesia had that as well. Did you ever play any amnesia? No

You mean the game I was just talking about oh so sorry Twitter talking to it Streaming that game from a far bros right she was talking Sorry, you have amnesia. It's okay, Bernie. What so what's your Go home, have a few drinks. That was hit the booze immediately. Eat dinner, have a few more drinks. He's gonna get a shot about the volume that you drink.

Sure, I'm gonna. Gavin told me something, I actually kind of depressing. He said that when he lived with the Ramsey's, he drank, was drunk five nights a week. It was, it's, it's, it's, it's a hell of a life-stuff trade. He almost made it. Almost a seven. It's like five to five nights a week. It was it's hell of a lifestyle change It was like almost made it almost to seven. It's like five to six nights a week I'd always take one day off because I feel like you'll never need today

But yeah, now I'm down to zero you're from five to six to zero. Yeah Whenever it will whenever Jeff stops drinking because he goes through phases where he's like, you know, give the liver a break, stop drinking for a while. He's always like, you know, I can see, you know, I remember much more. My brain's a lot clearer. To me, nothing changed, right? Stop drinking. I'm just as effective. Maybe just weren't getting as drunk as Jeff was. Oh, I don't think that's possible. You have the power of the, you have that you need to stop every now and then Like these things that you do I I go to bed to like get get Sometimes I have weeks from like I'm gonna be in bed by 11 every now. I need to cut down on being on my phone or computer

Listen, I'm getting a little bit worried about my addiction my phone like just how much I catch myself like Luis he came to the great routine about it like just how much I catch myself like, Louis Decay did a great routine about it, which is like you have those moments of like, no thought or like solitude, and you just might immediately go to reach for my phone. Even when you're in the car, like if you're at a red light,

instantly you wanna pick up your phone. And that's a new thing. Even since the time you started driving, you didn't have a smartphone when you started driving, right? So it's like you set red lights for all the time, half of your driving career and didn't have a phone to look at. It's like I can't be still for five minutes

without thinking about looking at my phone. It's a serious problem. You know, nothing is as infuriating as when you don't have data like your phone's not working. Yeah. Because it's like you have this amazing piece of technology that does nothing. You can't do anything.

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I'm like, hey, that's stupid. My phone's still working. And as I was staring at it, it went from LTE to no service. I was like, that was why I watched it. I got the alert. And then I watched my phone. I did. That's what I was thinking about. Because then for the next hour, Like that was why I watched it. I got the alert and then I watched my phone But yeah, that's what maybe think about it because then for like the next hour I was like

I'm out here at my phone It's like whenever you're traveling internationally and you don't have data You're just sitting there like waiting to find Wi-Fi dude This last time I went to Australia. There was Wi-Fi on the flight from Elator Melbourne No way wait, am I gonna have that? Depends on your plan. I don't know trans-oceanic flight with Wi-Fi on the flight from Elator Melbourne. No way. Over the ocean. Wait, am I gonna have that? Depends on your plane. I don't know. A trans-oceanic flight with Wi-Fi. Yeah, it was 1495 for Wi-Fi the whole time. Yeah, for like a 15 hour flight. Absolutely. Because I thought planes, when they have Wi-Fi in there, on they just beaming crap from Earth the whole time. I think it's satellite. They're just going straight to space.

I think it's 1495 for a two hour flight. It does say it's beaming into the ground, so. Yeah, the ocean. But I'm sure it's actually just going to a satellite. I'm pretty sure. Well, you're closer to the Earth than space, though. Close to the Earth than space, yeah, but we're used to communicating the space stuff. From a plane. What's that? We communicate with space stuff from the ground all the time to satellites. Yeah, ground's big, though. Yeah, it is. it's enormous. It's more like, can you, all right, go ahead. Go ahead. So the enormous ground communicates with the sky,

the sky, the sky. Yeah, well I feel like you got all this like giant antenna stuff to communicate with. Because you can't have the earth. The earth is like a big reflective dish. No, it's like, no, cause that was that stupid, guys. Yeah, what's wrong with you? The earth is shaped like this.

The antenna is shaped like this. Let me ask you this, it's a cut the earth in half Tennis are shaped like this. Let me let me ask you this cut the earth and half and let me go Let me ask you this. Yeah a plane has GPS in it Do you agree with that most hot most modern planes you if I go in his fog of the world? It is fucking disturbing When I can put my phone in the window and I can pick up the GPS satellites From my phone, but you're not going to the jet the satellites from your phone. Are you? What am I not? Why am I not GPS, I still pick up from the satellite, dude. In fact, when I'm in a plane, I have no data signal. I can't see the map,

because the map won't log, because I have no data signal, but I can still get my GPS location. So it doesn't go to a data point on Earth and then get sent to space. I have no data connection. I don't know how it would do that. My assumption has always been I get the signal from the satellite. Well, you say if a GPS positioning. I don't say, well, that still go through a cell tower to space. Or is it going, I have no signal. Is what I'm saying.

I have no signal. And I can still get my GPS coordinates. We surely have great signal if you're right in our space satellite. Why don't I get service to the satellites? I just get GPS. But what I would say is that when I look at my, like when I'm flying from Austin to L.A. which I do a lot, the plane will go right down the path that I've already been down.

Because I can see exactly the trajectory I took before. The plane sometimes will just line up directly on that. It would have to be... And that's like a city block difference is the width of that path. You would have to communicate directly with the satellite, wouldn't it? Yeah, like GPS. I would think so. The GPS is just different, it's just time, isn't it?

Like hitting from three locations? I think they have the compensate for time. But I think that's how it calculates, is how long it takes the signal to come from different satellites to the bottom. Yeah, like they're all doing the same time, but the delay of time from three different ones positions you're there. So you get the time, you see the red satellites, and then the device figures it out from there because of the delay and time from the different ones positions you're there. So you get the time, you get the satellites and then the device figures it out from there because of the delay,

but you'd also know where the satellites are, too, right? Huh? They have to be positional data for where they are. Right. I think they need to have it out. Yeah, they each have their own like identifier. I've never, I've never known how it worked. That makes sense. The thing you just described.

But my point, my going back to my original point was a plane has GPS on it So a communicates with satellites already so the fact that we communicate with the satellite for data is entirely possible I don't know that that's the case, but I think so I it's got to be the case But you get it like over Arizona. There's no there's no data anywhere Well, especially flying over the Pacific Ocean like I said earlier. There's nothing there now unless this will fucking giant whale with an antenna on it all like boys No unless this one fucking giant whale with an antenna on it. Oh like boys. Boys. Boys. Oh yeah.

We heard good boys. I was imagining a bunch of little boys walking around. It's buoyancy. Yes it is. It's not buoyancy. It's not buoyancy. Did you see? Is it urine or urine?

Oh let's hear we go. The whole thing. Where's your name tag? So I don't know if you saw this Bernie. I made Gavin's. I localized tag? So did you, I don't know if you saw this Bernie? I made Gavin's, I localized his. I did you say. Wouldn't Barbers have a S as well instead of a Z?

Oh, fuck, I don't think of her as Canadian. Yeah. Thank you Gus. So this was Gus's great suggestion. I'm just going to talk about this whole thing. That's up to you. You're cool. Okay, I feel like Michele.

As you know, Rushi is a very open company. And we, in the past, have done like, if. As you know, Rushi is a very open company and we in the past have done like, if you show up at the front door, we'll give you a tour and stuff like that. That was a long time ago. That was a long time ago. That was more so before we had to stop doing tours

when we got to the point where we could do, like we had stuff in development, like Red versus Blue and Ruby and New Shows, like laser team and day five and other stuff like that, that we haven't't talked about yet. We couldn't just have people walk through because we had to like shut everything down, we're doing and we always figured we can't do that because then we're limiting the amount of entertainment that we're producing for millions of people so that somebody can come through on their

spring break and say hi to everybody. But usually people will come in and will like seem in the lobby or something like that or in the bungalow they can do that. That was why we stopped doing that a while ago. Very recently and we're not, I'm not sure what's going on, but very recently we've had several incidents of people showing up to the office and I don't know how to describe this they show up Acting bizarrely and acting strangely to where the moon one I go into specifics But I'm not really trying to out anybody or anything like that

But like people following people around following people the lunch and stuff like that from the parking lot and a lot that's going on like just lately and I don't know what's causing that to happen or what's taking place. So Gus actually made the suggestion today at the Monday meeting that we all have badges and I was adamant that we shouldn't get badges. So my for my my form of silent protest was to make badges for everyone else in the building. Besides me.

I mean, I, I merely would just suggest that I, I merely was like, no, but I also want to point out here too that I wouldn't, I wouldn't even really talk about this stuff because it's like, it's not going to affect most people, but based on some stuff that happened just recently, um, there, there's the gonna affect most people, but based on some stuff that happened just recently, there's the possibility, and I don't think I would have ever said this in the past, there's the possibility that we might have a new story because we had to call the police on somebody

that showed up here. I mean, we had a scenario this last couple of weeks that made us think about it, I think, for the first time. Yeah, I mean, yeah, we told someone. And we've never thought about that before. So, I don't know, I would hate for anybody to hear like a read a story like that that we had to call the police on somebody

and think like, oh, Rueche is totally changing. What kind of motivator is this? And it's like, this is just the kind of thing you don't really hear about that often that actually does happen to us now. Yeah, I'm actually glad you brought it up that way, you know, people hear about it from us instead of, you know, reading a reactionary new story about it.

And we haven't done anything like that. Like a context note. Yeah, just in case that could potentially happen at some point. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, so guys made the funny badges today, and then didn't give me a badge. You gave me a badge.

I was wearing this when I walked over to the bungalow, and the people who were in the office next to us, the AFS office They saw me walking up with this disgusting giant piece of paper attached to my shirt and they gave me really funny looks I was a bit annoyed that I didn't fold directly in half. Oh, it should have That's weird. It was supposed to mind us. Yeah ours did What's wrong with you? I give it too much bottom. Oh, you give it too much. Bob. I wanted to be symmetrical We cut it right at the bottom. Yeah Yeah your picture your picture was a little weirdly

See this one can have badges. We're the superior one design. I tried to find everyone great photos of everyone I found Barbara's face on the green screen mine's the perfect one and even a winky face. You're a disgusting slow-mo face Yeah Then I found me with the mustache Uh, yeah, I Somebody people are asking lots of questions. So, does somebody ask specifically? Gus has anyone ever showed up at work pretending like they work here?

Any other question? Absolutely yes. Yes. That happens. We should also say that it doesn't work. It doesn't ever work, so don't try to do it, because it doesn't work. Yeah, I mean, we can tell right away. Very, very clearly. There's also, there's a lot of people here here But we still see everybody all week. Yeah in the office

We're not completely separated that we don't know what people look like right anyway Just I mean it's it and I don't know why people think like this is something we deal with every day It's not at all. No, not at all. I mean we have 99.99% of all of our interactions are fantastic and You know, do business occasionally we deal with a lot of, occasionally, we deal with a lot of people. So when you deal with a lot of people, occasionally get some people who don't get the boundaries. Let's put it that way.

I'm looking forward to meeting a lot of really awesome fans in Australia who are going to be here. When are you going? I'm going next week on Tuesday. Who's on your celebrity bus? George Takae and Chris. George Takae. Takae, sorry.

Christopher Lloyd. Christopher Lloyd. A bunch of people from Star Trek. A bunch of people from Star Trek. Uh, a lot of people from Star Trek. I think Michelle Nichols is also there. Yeah, it was really jealous. Was Walter Caining there, I think? Maybe. Yeah. And, um, there's a character from Adventure Time, Blame Princess. I forget what her actual name is. I had fun at Supernova. It was a good trip. Yeah, good one. This is my first time ever going to Australia. So I'm extremely excited that you've been Southern hemisphere before. Mm-hmm. Yeah, good one. This is my first time ever going Australia. So I'm extremely excited that you've been southern hemisphere before

I So I saw I saw I didn't get a chance to talk to you, but I saw One of people we were hanging out with or met on our supernova trip to Australia, which was Alfie Allen from Game of Thrones you saw him. Yeah, he went to the Game of Thrones premiere last week in San Francisco. How was it? It was fine, great, so good. Although I had to say that maybe it's because I've read the books I'm not as sensitive to it,

but I feel like even if you found out everything that happened in that episode, it wouldn't be any major spoilers, but it was a fantastic episode. Was it also like the premiere was good too, or just the episode was good? Oh, the whole thing was great. I mean, it was in the op.

Dude, I posted a picture on Twitter about it. It's like, you know your show's a hit. They had the premiere in the opera house in San Francisco, and then for the after party for the premiere, it was in City Hall. Like they just like had, they just rented out City Hall for the premiere. Did you told South Island?

No, no, no, I didn't get it. He was like, he was, he was a lot of photos going on was he wearing shoes? Yes He was he wasn't running Gavin and I we met Alfie Allen who plays theon Greyjoy in this is spoiler for like season three of sister of Lily Allen brother brother of Son of Keith Allen Yeah, I'll take your word for it. Who's Keith Allen? I have to plead ignorance on that, I apologize. Famous, I can't tell. Okay, there you go.

I've been in lots of stuff. But he was, the on Greyjoy where he was in the season, he had been taken captive. And so the actor was in the process of losing, he's not a really like, he's not a fat guy by name, he's not a huge guy. He's trying to lose 30 pounds to like show his imprisonment. That's so healthy, is it really? I mean, and the way he would do that is like, we would go out to dinner and he would run to the restaurant and then run back to the hotel.

Wow. Like, you'd be like walking back from a party we had at Supernova. Yeah. And here comes Alfie Allen just, down the road, down the middle of the earth with no shoes. With no shoes on? Yeah. We'll be like, that's the old rage right now. I can't be sational.

That is a free spirit. It was fun, dude. It was me think of like a Christian bail, when he went through this crazy weight swing, so like the machinist and Batman. There's nobody like him. Honestly, I mean, Teneer used to have that title. There's nobody like Christian bail for losing weight. Blaine and I, this is going to sound so just ridiculous.

But Blaine and I were like hanging out in my office and we were looking up, oh, it wasn't Blaine. I can't out blame. It was me and Michael Jones like hanging out in my office and we were looking up oh wasn't Blaine I can't out blame it was me and Michael Jones we were in my office and we were looking at pictures of Hugh Jackman and how much his physique improved from the original cast and X-Men 1 and then the New York yeah it looks like a beanpull in the first one he does and he got cast as Wolverine and he just looks like dude yeah he's really buffered yeah really it's just like they did his hat, and that was Wolverine.

That's like someone stuck a little thing in him and just went, I think. Like, in all of his muscles. Did he say that like for, was it X-Men origins, that he would dehydrate himself so his muscles would pop even more? He's got that thing where his skin like on his chest is so almost like paper thin that you can see like the striation of the muscle like

he's just like just striations. He's like completely ripped. Yeah boy. And anyway so we were in I don't know where the starters going. I just like look it up you Jack. Michael are getting pretty. They are together. Well we go to look at that first one and then the last one. It to that. Look at that first one. And then the last one is ridiculous. Look at him. He's the first one. The first one. He's just a dude.

Yeah. He's just a dude. He's even like just in OK shape. I think I mean, he's obviously in great shape. He's better shape than 90% of the population. Look, it doesn't six. Yeah. Hello.

Look at that straight. Is that the most attractive one? 2013, he actually looks like the impossible body structure of a cartoon character You're talking about shading and stuff So it was the bar was smiling uncontrollably shading on unfilled I'm blushing now. I like that picture I don't even wonder how much that goes on like I wonder whose job it is to like go through and fix somebody's butt Like in every frame of a movie kind of a thing I fixed that but well like there's a famous actress

I think that had a somebody who would shape her butt in every in post frame. Yeah, I would say but I'm like I don't remember But I want to say it was like a not Kim Kardashian cuz I think Jennifer Lopez I think I think Jennifer No for her butt like that's why you gotta you gotta keep it going man Okay, just abandon that but thing in the idea her presenting at like the great major something and someone's just behind the camera like slowly air brushing her I'm like carrying her butt for her. There's just like my lady There's a ropes from the ceiling up to some of these clamps and just like pinning the butt skin back

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John Bon Jovi's real name is. John Bonjovie is real name. John Bonjovie. His name is Edward. His name is John Bonjovie. Oh, yeah. I just didn't know. Oh, you didn't know? I thought it was his name.

His name is John and his last name is Bonjovie and he just separated into Bonjovie. So it's named John Bonjovie. Bonjovie. Bonjovie. It's clever though, isn't it? It's usually right? Yeah. Because usually people have stage names all the time. I Jovi. Bon Jovi. So he's clever though, isn't it? Jerzy right? See, tell me. Yeah.

Because usually people have stage names all the time. I just heard about a stage name. Yeah, like Gus the Roller. I was trying to remember that. Not my name. What would be worse than that? I was like, you know, worse. I like my name.

It's great name. Gustavo's Sorola the Third. Rowel. Rowel. Sorola the Third. I love my name. Rominal name, Rowel. That's pretty. Oh, oh Rowl is that family night?

My dad was a third my grandfather. He think he's the third. Why would you ask the family name? No, the middle name doesn't have to be the same. Yeah, it does. It does. What name? Yeah, that's that goes with it I didn't know that either. I'm on camera. I am full of crap. No, that's how it works You got to have the same name the same whole game It might be different than hey who knows I don't know I'm gonna be the only person I know is it he went totally incredulous I don't know what you're gonna name Bernie Justin. I knew that really yeah, Justin's Irish name My name is Michael Justin Burns. Wow, I don't know gap. That's the whitest name. I know I listen. I'm I'm from an Irish family There's like in my generation. There's I think 24 boys and one girl and the 24 boys

have like five names and that's it. There's Michael, Patrick, James, Tommy, Justin, Justin. Yeah, that's pretty much it. And you added boys to it. What's that? You made boys. What do I make boys? You added boys to.

Oh, I had a boys. No, that's the next generation my good next gen Yeah, I have a Jack in a theodore so Jordan set their first name so I made I selected their middle names. That was the deal like danger danger and Teddy adventure But yeah, so she and Jordan was exception. She is exceptionally conservative person And I was pointing out the fact that she named the kids like Jack and Teddy which are like the Kennedy names She was naming slowly naming all our kids after the kids. Yeah, I hope for your kids Yeah, but she's really conservative So I don't think she's a big fan of a Kennedy family

Would you believe in superstition? I knew a guy believe in superstition I believe when it comes to like people and curses Like I knew a guy, believe in superstition. I believe when it comes to like, people and curses. Right, I knew a guy at school. He is his dad died when he was young of cancer. His sister died in a car accident. Hey, this is a great story. Thanks for telling it. How did his dog die?

Yeah, his dog, I don't know if you had one. His mom died of cancer, and then his girlfriend got hit by a car and Leaving him without anyone, but like would you be scared of that like would you date that guy? I mean, no, I mean if you're a woman, maybe you I should be asking I was head you know picture If I have a girl too, look good looking dude. Yeah, no It looks like 2006 you jackman that kind of stuff doesn't bug me No, hey now wouldn't I wouldn't date somebody. It's like if her last five boyfriends died that would be right I'd be like okay. That's like a pattern car accident. Yeah Food poisoning you know all those cars and their faulty brakes damn American made cars

I don't know how that knife got there I talked about this. I'm not only gonna talk very got there. I talked about this. I'm not only going to talk very quickly because I already talked about it when you weren't here. But have you seen the jinx on HBO? No, I haven't. You've got to know. I've seen everybody talking about it.

I got so annoyed with all the talk on Twitter about it, but then I watched it a week later and it was fucking amazing. You should totally watch it. I started rewatching True Detective again recently. Yeah. That's just so good. I started rewatching Breaking Bad from recently. Yeah. That's just so good. That's our rewatching Breaking Bad. From the very beginning, yeah.

How come? I don't want to say because I don't want people to do anything on Twitter. OK. But HB, great story. Great story. Thanks for sharing. HBO had that Scientology documentary, The Air Last night, I don't know if anybody else saw that.

The thing was, they've been talking about it forever, how they had to hire like 160 lawyers just to go through and make sure that they wouldn't get sued by the church's Scientology. It was like this two hour long documentary about some of the stuff, supposedly, that goes on behind the scenes of the church. It was really, really interesting.

Great story. I don't know what people should watch it. I'm interesting. Great story. I'm not gonna tell people they should watch it. I'm not saying, oh, I'm not gonna tell you why. Twitter. I'm doing this. Twitter has told me that your middle name role means wise wolf. Just call yourself that.

Oh, I'm telling you wise wolf. Wise wolf. That sounds lame. Oh, no, get out of here. That's great. If it was like power wolf, that'd be better. It's wise wolf. That's a wise wolf.

A wise wolf is a wolf that has lived through its power years. Look, long enough'd be better. Why is wolf? That's why he's a wolf is a wolf that is lived through its power years look long enough to be wise How's a wise wolves don't need to be they just test you open like as the forest already has its wise quarterfield What's up, and they're gonna test up to shreds be great dad like Wise wolves and owls compete in like some kind of chess. Yeah trivia contest or something like that So if I tell a story can I, this is a saboteur for the podcast here. If I tell a story, can I say before I tell the story that I don't want Jordan to animate it? Is that possible? You can say it. Can we do that? It's just to show him all the way through the story and then he wouldn't want to. That's going to make one or two more. Just tuck him in the story and things that make him mad. If I won't say

what makes him mad, because then he'll fucking just change all the names to Jordan. And he won't want to animate it. So Ashley busted me watching porn. You are. Oh, so yeah. She said she didn't do it. She didn't do it.

What did I do? So I go through the whole story here. Oh, what is this going? So it was one of those nights when I was downstairs doing something and she went to bed early. Okay, like she went like a way to the moon like 11. Right? So like 11. So I went upstairs and I was like, Hey, what's up? And she's like, I'm really tired. I haven't done of it. Yeah. Well, she's like, I'm really tired. I'm like, she was already half asleep and I was like, okay, and she was like, nice.

And I was like, no, no, no, don't worry about it. Just go to sleep, it's all being deal. So then I'm laying there. I'm laying there in bed. I think all guys have been there before. And laying there in bed, I'm like, pitch a tent. Yeah, I was like, I shouldn't have, maybe I should have taken her up on it.

I'm like, yeah, that's okay. I was good on stairs, so good on stairs. Get out the laptop, you know, take care of business. Everything's fine. You didn't do on your phone. Feast, everything's fine. Go to sleep. Get the hair screen.

Didn't go on your phone. Did I just finish the story? No, I used the computer in the living room. It's not easy. I just said no, I used the laptop for it. Oh no, no, actually, you're right. I'm what am I saying? It's very important story.

I used my phone. I absolutely did use my phone. Never mind. Thank you Gavin. It actually affected was you corrected me glad you corrected me I was fine went up Barber when you when you had when you can't sleep did deserve across your mind to masturbate to go to sleep all the time Oh, does it does that work for ladies? She does it like 12 times a day. Oh like seven She does it because she thinks about it because she's awake, right?

Is that a thing? Anyway, so guys it's a it's a sleep Technique it's no well for women to you don't want to sleep in like an ooze Okay, I'm up for girls. No for dudes like post ooze. Oh, I get you sure I get you It's also a sleeping technique for women. Okay. There you go. Fair enough. Let's get away We need to be just for you at least myself speaking as a woman. That's what I do Everything was fine. Everything was I do. Everything was fine. Everything was totally fine.

Everything was great, whatever. What kind of rewatching? Listen, we'll get to that in a second. What else? So the next day we're getting ready for work and we're getting ready, we're getting everything set. And I had something that I needed to put in the trunk of the car.

It actually gets in the car. A car activates because I open the trunk and it recognizes me and activates me. And then the car goes, hey, Bluetooth! And connects to my Bluetooth and starts playing what's on my phone. I'm outside the car. I have any idea that this is taking place. I get you in the car, so I'm all right. Get in the fucking car, and I can halfway to work, and the radio's been turned down,

but it's got the URL up on the thing, with the description of the line. Oh my God. And it's right there, she goes, what are you listening to? And she gave me a great out. She goes, oh, you did a risky click. I'm like, no, that's just straight up busted for that. What are do you do? So was it down turned down when she got in the car?

Was it turned up and she was all I know was turned out when I got in and she was just like a little beat red and like Listen to that actually didn't turn it down or was it already all all the way up? It was pretty far down So you just like you finished and you just locked the phone you didn't like close the video classic mistake I just like dangerous world we live in it is if that was like a presentation or something There's a lot of stories of people doing that for presentations I you know how like the phone can car from the future the Yeah, because like phones now have that handoff thing with max

So it's like anything you're doing on your phone. Yeah with one click is on your Mac if you want it to be it's like that like chrome cast or air play anything like that. Yeah, so What was it? Don't worry about it. What's this? I'm going go. What's that? No? No, I know what's a lot of girl on girl stuff Yeah, yeah, it was all kind of guy. I know that's what I like. Yeah, I like this I'm pretty I think I think I'm pretty Vanilla in my taste. Missionary But we don't very careful in their honeymoon After after a complete priest told them it was okay to go for it. I can't I don't see I can't even remember

They're having sex through the sheets. Yeah, cut a little hole. Oh, that's some cool out what that just pops up Yeah, Lauren drew you having fun with the Capitave can I admit that I was kind of hoping that Lauren tonight was going to draw Lauren Crosier's like posted something on Twitter here and it's Gavin opening the bottles with the decapitate. I was actually kind of hoping she would draw all of you guys floating down the river on Jack. She would draw.

She was something else. After your story, it's not going to be that. What? Come on. Jordan's going to animate that. I can't get to you that I don't think I don't want to to animate that what oh it's so good at least he

hasn't animated you having a wet dream on the plane yeah I told I told really embarrassing stories on this fucking podcast we all have dickheads oh Gavin hasn't. Gavin never feels very comfortable. Yeah, I put five times in a day in my patterns. Well Gavin told us, you told us on the podcast that you just don't masturbate when you're in a relationship at all. What? You I didn't you say that? He just says he doesn't masturbate often. Or like there's some days he goes

out. What did you say Gavin? Gavin just now is climbing up. He's gonna say silent until we like refocus the attention away from him. Yeah, there's some days he goes out and does. What did you say Gavin? Gavin just now is climbing up. He's gonna say silent until we like refocus the attention away from him. Yeah, there's other stuff to do. It's busy. I want you busy. It's busy. I would say it was like 1130 at night.

Yeah, just go and do something else. How long does it take a couple hours? Well, maybe it doesn't come. I can get Getting wrong. Lauren also drew a whale wi-fi. I got you. That's cute. That's the cutest whale I've ever seen.

All right. Let's talk about something else here. Let's talk. No, no. I'm a little bit embarrassed. Gus, I want to talk to you about this for such a long time. Not me and Gavin. No, you guys take it easy.

No, you'll not see which you hear this you about this for such a long time. Um, not me and Gavin. No, you guys take it easy. No, no, you'll want to hear this bar. This is such a, uh, a, a gust thing. So I read this story about this thing called universe 25. What is it? Okay. And universe 25 was a guy. Let me, let me pull it up here.

I think it was in the 70s. He made a utopia for mice. And he called it you know, the 1972, uh, you know, the 1972. In 1972, John B. Calhoun detailed the specification of his mortality-inhibiting environment for mice. A practical utopia built in the laboratory, every aspect of Universe 25, as this particular model was called,

was pitched to cater for the well-being of its rodent residents and increased their lifespan. And that was it. So that was the whole experiment. He made this thing that it was like utopia from ice. They wouldn't be in any danger. And it just all of it was work to increase their lifespan. What kind of amenities are they rocking in there then?

They even had like... They had a little mouse TV. They had like a little... They had like little pen houses and everything else like that. The pen houses become important later. How cute would that be a little mouse on a hammock? That's a little... Little ponchoock? That would be lovely, great. Little ponch.

Is it? What's that? Is that the mice? Oh, that's it. That looks awful. It looks speedy. It looks crowded. What if the mice is an introvert?

Okay, so here's what happened, Gavin. They went through generations and then by, oh, they've multicolored. So what exactly happened in Universe 25? Past day, 315, this is after multiple generations of mice being born, population growth slowed. More than 600 mice now lived in universe 25, constantly rubbing shoulders on their way up

and down the stair rolls to eat, drink, and sleep. Mice found themselves born into a world that was more crowded every day, and there were far more mice than there were meaningful social roles. With more and more peers to defend against, males found it difficult and stressful to defend their territory so they abandoned the activity. Normal social discourse within the mouse community broke down and with it the ability for mice to

form social bonds. The failures and dropouts congregated in large groups in the middle of the enclosure, that sounds like Reddit. They're list list list withdrawal occasionally interrupted by spasms and waves of pointless violence. The victims of these random attacks became attackers themselves. I'll just give a head here. Left on their own, a nest subject to invasion, nursing females attacked their own young, procreation slumped, infant abandonment or mortality sword. Lone females retreated to isolated nesting boxes

in the penthouse levels. Other males, a group Calhoun, termed the, quote, beautiful ones, never sought sex and never fought. They just ate, slept, and groomed, wrapped in an arseistic introspection. Elsewhere cannibalism, pansexualism, and violence became endemic. Mouse society utterly collapsed. So they were too happy and too comfortable that the whole society fell apart they just grew too much and there became too many people and just to or too many mice and the fact there were too many mice broke down society as a whole point where they result resorted to cannibalism

even though they had food and like pansexualism and violent behavior so like every social norm just basically broke down because of overpopulation how many were there at that point? We said over 600 I think? Yeah, more than 600 mice now living in the universe 25. So he broke mice. Like, would a new mouse from that family of mice? Would it have the same natural instincts to a normal mouse?

No. I won't read that because I just read a bunch of it. But you can read this. We'll post a link in the link dump. But you can look at universe 25 and show and read about it. That point was like the peak of the civilization and that that was the point which procreation slowed down and there was no recovery and the whole population just dwindled and utterly collapsed and was extinct by I think day 500. So they wait, they will die. Day 560 was then ever like two mice left to like start over. Oh no wait,

at 560 the population Pete the 2200 mice and that's when then it collapsed from there and they went extinct so every single mouse mouse was gone yeah I mean they naturally died yeah they didn't they totally stopped having kids yeah they just stopped producing you kids that's so bizarre it's such a bizarre so it reminds you of the dolphin thing it's a really cool experiment with the LSD yeah it's funny do you remember the LSD of the dolphin thing. It's a really cool experiment with the LSD It's funny. Do you remember the LSD and not the hand jobs? Like you go to that. I always go to the hand jobs. Well, that was a factor in the hand jobs It was a huge factor of assuming dropping LSD nobody dropped LSD with the mice

I like that there was a group called the beautiful ones that just groomed themselves all day. Yeah, and it would sit in narcissistic introspection. I love that. How do they know they were introspective? I think they were just like grooming each other like the fact that they were grooming themselves. It's so cruel and you'd never get away with it now but it's really interesting. Why wouldn't you get away with it now? You don't think you get away with that? This is experiments like that. It's really? Even with like animal rights as big as it is. If it's for like scientific purposes, I think that, you know, if they're not actually harming them. Yeah, maybe yeah.

I like the, I like the, you know, comparing that to why we do these experiments is compared to society. If like we get overpopulated and then, you know, stuff breaks down, I have always wondered what's gonna happen long term as a result of the Chinese population policies that led to there being an overabundance of males in that society. To where I think the skew for the generation is something like 13 million more men than women. That's sausage fest. Like people when they could they would

essentially choose to have males in that society because they would only have one kid. And I don't think those population controls are still in place. Gus, are they? They're easing up on them. They're easing up. They're starting to end up as only males there, or more males. By bad behavior. The families wanted a son to take on the family name and continue.

Would they abort female paratroopers? Yeah, or they would give them up to adoption. Yeah. Yeah, but it was it was it was it was it went on for a long period of time. But as a result, now we have way more men. And the way I was looking at it too is like 13 males assuming of the fair majority of them are probably heterosexual. They're not going to find. There's not enough women in that country to like there's not enough pairs to match up with. So it's like then what do they do? The women could be very picky. Yeah very picky yeah I mean if you were like looking at like a thousand years ago 13 million men is that's a that's a that's a very big army so by

side 2020 the the difference is going to be 30 million men versus women men versus women China yeah yeah a differential and the way I think to look at that is that it's 30 million men that just can't fight a pair. They can't find somebody else to be with. 30 million people. That's one tenth of the population of the US. In 2011, the population skewed 51.9% male, 48.1% female. That's like 95% of Canada, 30 million.

Yeah. Imagine the entire population in Canada being almost all male. Yeah, that's crazy. Um, I Do I do a guy I do a guy who's a living the Yukon and he said that like there's so few women up there that they're just Absolutely just realistic about that and like that there's several people They know where the woman is in multiple relationships, but the guys are not like he's literally been in a bar with somebody's like I gotta go pick up my girlfriend at her boyfriend's house and And it's like, that's just the way of life. That's just, then they totally have that. That's crazy.

People adapt. I saw, I don't know why, I guess I've been watching a lot of HBO lately. I saw an episode of that vice documentary series that they have where they talked about gray, basically like shady, gray market in vitro fertilization done in India. So it's like, let's say a couple wants to have a baby,

but the woman doesn't want to carry the child, they'll hire a surrogate in India to carry the child to term for them. So they carry the donor egg and the donor sperm to fertilize it in the woman. If a woman has no genetic link to the baby, and that they basically, for lack of a better term, there's farms in India where they just like bring in poor women to tell him listen will give you

10,000 bucks to carry this pregnancy for nine months Well 10,000 bucks they don't give them they then they'll screw them over They won't give them the money or like they'll they'll find ways to get out of it. Wow There's a there's a lot of weird Side effects I don't think, like you hear the story, and you're like, wow, the story's really crazy. Then they start drilling down even further. Like, what if, and what if the pregnancy resulted in twins?

And the couple only wanted one child. What happens to this other child that's carried through the term and born? So as a side effect, there's also this gray market adoption, whereas there's these kids who aren't Indian, who just, they're white babies in orphanages that they'll sell. Is it used to be in the US? What nationalities are going in these?

Yeah, I would assume it. From all over, but yeah, they focused on US people because these were the vice. But yeah, the producer met with One of these groups and it's like oh, you know, I have a friend who wants a baby But she just won't wait the nine months and the person like hold on, you know picks up the phone It's like here. Here's a white baby right now. You can buy it. You you can walk out of this restaurant with it right now Really yeah, holy cow fucking crazy Can you imagine what amazing story that would be of two like twins were born and one was taken back to the US And then one stayed in India and like they didn't them meeting at 18 and seeing how different lives were and then maybe wonder

It's like okay, so like let's say you know Obviously the producer's not there to buy a baby, but let's say the producer buys this baby or so they say what Citizenship does this baby have like does this baby have a birth certificate and is it a citizen of a country I see them they measure it's born in it would be the citizenship of both of his parents plus where he was born right but the parents may not know that the baby exists like how can they prove well you've you if you should have the poor like a six month old baby and said I'm coming back in a six month old baby I don't think has a passport. So it's just like that's your baby. It's not a passport but birth certificate. Yeah, but then you got to get

papers. I how do you get it into the system? Yeah, just how do you get it on the grid? Right. I have no idea. Baby posing for a passport picture. Really? I think it's very different. I might be wrong. I might actually, I might actually know somebody who had got a passport from the kid when they were under a year old. I think you could put it on your parents' page. It was ridiculous. It's like the baby photo. Wait, this is a real thing. I think so. I was making a joke. Could you actually be nine and a baby's face in a possible way?

How old? You have like one two. You get... Password. What do you think Google wants for how old to get laid? How old to get into an already in movie? Oh how old to get Medicare? How old to get a tattoo? Come on guys just Play your games and then how old to get a passport. Oh, it's one of the autocomplete

Yeah, it's what an autocompleted. Oh passport wasn't on there. Oh Just tell me what age I can get yeah, no I did Passport wasn't on there. Oh, I just tell me what age I can get. Yeah, no. He was here. I did? So I tried to command it and you said, yes. All right. Now, they're just saying the age you can get it by yourself is 16. That's really weird.

It's 16-year-old can get a passport by themselves. Yeah. So is this era of race not going to last forever? Like, you've got all these different races, which visibly we can tell. But in like 20,000 years, well, everyone just have shagged each other so much that everyone's the same color. So all of the tiger woods kind of thing? Not just a straight. Yeah, we made that joke in the ice box one that eventually

will all look like tiger woods you know because he's got four different races yeah yeah I think this is like a red time where you can still see where people came from genetically like that guys from Africa right way back you can just like say the guys probably from Asia somewhere you know you just by looking at somebody but so everyone's gonna look I'm gonna say soon it's soon, it'll take a long time for that to happen. Most people don't. You've changed countries, you've changed countries. Yeah, but that's a rare thing.

A lot of people do move, and then when your town is full of people who have moved, then the people who don't move, it just mix and in with the pot. Because they have to go somewhere else, but like, what do you make of this? Think of like rural areas along the India- the India China border where people don't move around I'm I'm not gonna move there right. I'm not moving there

So in the end it'll be the people who are who have just stayed with their own race Will be the minority. Yeah, I think like a white person will be like whoa I think it plays like New York City You could actually like after a while there might be an ethnicity that looks think it plays like New York City. You could actually like, after a while, there might be an ethnicity that looks like someone's from New York, you know? Oh, right, because everyone's just immigrated there and made sort of like the melting toilet.

Yeah, yeah. I think that's the case. But like I think it will still maintain some of the evolutionary stuff we've built up over these millions of years, if you believe in that. For the certain areas, because if some people just not gonna move, they people just not going to move. They're just not going to do it.

Someone on Twitter who is this? And no one else is going to move there. Yeah, but those people are going to die. And then the generation below might move. Well, okay, okay. Sure. So I think eventually everyone will move. Maybe.

I mean, we're talking about like, what about like, world Brazil, you know what I mean? Or somebody who loses the mountains of Peru. They're just going to pack up and move to Houston one day? I mean, it could happen, probably won't. And the people who stay there will probably have more kids. So I think eventually when travel is easier in teleporting is around, it'll be a absolute mess. Here's the other thing too, is that like,

people who are more motivated to go and do things with their lives and move other places, they're actually more likely to also delay when they have kids. And it's people who are to set up in their lives and like, say in one place, like small towns, people have kids at like 20 and 19, you know? And so there's a lot more generations of those people. But if like somebody packs up and goes off to New York to the big city to make a career, that's a good chance they might not have kids until they're 35.

Has anyone ever left like this? Yeah, I was about to say that I like you're going to New York, motion. I'm going to New York. I'm going to New York. I'm going to make things happen. Someone going to New York. I'm gonna make things happen. Someone on Twitter at Heidi Klum's dad said that they used to take baby passport photos at Walgreens and that the youngest they saw was six months. Okay. Fair enough. How long did this last? Heidi Klum by the way. Ten years in an international relationship with a seal. No, she's not with them anymore.

No, she's James with them right. I got to force you. I got to force you. Forever ago. What? She's on the market? No, I think she's with someone else now. I mean, that was like two or three years ago.

Seals on the market. Listen, let me look at Heidi Klum. What she up to these days? Heidi, she looks good still. What does she do to that bus in Australia? Like a man, then. I'll feed her. Heidi Klum looks amazing. She is now 41 years old

Klum she's about to be 42 Heidi burns. That sounds pretty good Sounds okay. What seals last name. I was about to say she didn't take on seals last name But it's just like what sales first she before seal in 2014 you guys are acting like it's old news I've been a pot for a long time before I'm with you What do you got? What are you reading you guys? You guys are making fun of you for wasting their time Heidi, like people magazine. Yeah subscribe to Rose on the grave magazine Heidi gloom separated dumb joke

So what's what's sales name? Oh? Seal I don't think his name seal fine. I'll look it up. I'll do it. They divorced. What is seal's name? Oh, there you go. Here it is. The answer is there is a seal. What? His name is seal. No, go on his thingy. Musician. My brother's birth name. That might just be his full name. Is there a difference between? Sometimes you can added name to you. I know it's funny that we're looking we're looking all this up. Oh,

Lose E. Losegan nailed it. I don't know He got a truck on fascinated looks like a less Sagan Olu Mide Adiola Samuel. What's his nationality? He's born in London, England. Well, don't you look recent. Interesting name for a Englishman. Don't even know what to start with that comment. Just kidding.

Your kibberny. I'm just kidding. Just do a little scratching over here. No idea. Don't worry about me. Um, so we were, I feel like, you know, with, with, uh, you know, there was that, that German wings playing crash, which was terrible happened, uh, fairly recently. That was fucked. Did you talk about that last week when I was in here? We didn't. We didn't talk about it. What's the what happened? Um, you know, obviously, they're still trying to figure it all out, but the current prevailing theory is that the captain got up to go use the laboratory during the fly co-pilot locked him out of the cockpit and set the autopilot to descend to 100 feet While they were over the mountains and the plane just slowly descended into the mountains I was over the course that it was over the course of like 14 minutes or something long period of time and like why can you set

autopilot to descend to 100 feet like no one in Apple. Long period of time. And why can you set autopilot to the cent to 100 feet, like no internet port? Like, why is that a nice? The autopilot just does what the autopilot operates into the assumption that the pilot knows what they're doing. The autopilot should, you can always try it. You know, they probably save these cases. The computer messes up.

The pilots are trained. They can take over the plane and say, no, set it for this. Right. The pilot should always have ultimate control over the plane. Yeah. And I guess the doors are so reinforced now that you nobody can get can take over the plane and say no, set it for this. Right, the pilot should always have ultimate control over the plane. And I guess the doors are so reinforced now that you nobody can get in there. They said that as part of the emergency equipment on the plane, there's an axe.

The captain had the axe and was trying to break down the door to the cockpit. And couldn't do it in time. And the other thing was he went away, and the black box showed, he got out of his seat. You can hear the seat go back. So the black books is an actual audio recording. I believe it is There's two black boxes. There's a cockpit voice recorder which records all the sound in the cockpit and there's a flight data recorder Which records every instrument on the plane. What is the technology that stores that?

It's like solid stage. Yeah, yeah, it was like I want to say I heard it describe one time. Yeah, it was like I want to say I heard it describe one time. It was a Michael Crichton wrote a book called Airframe and he talked about what the black box is. It back then. Yeah, back then it used to be like a metal tape. Uh-huh. Like stuff that weren't necessarily burned in a fire. Yeah, and it was like insulated in a box that could get it. What happened on the black box recording? So he goes that they hear the pilot pilot seat go back and he says he's going go out shut the door then literally Nothing like the guy didn't say a word didn't react to anything when they're trying to break Can we know him the other guy yelling through the door? You could they could hear that they could hear him hitting the door

And you could hear the copilot breathing. I think so it shows that he didn't pass out or something right? Yeah, they could hear well you could you breathe when you pass out. I mean, like, he just lost his now mind. Yeah, and we might never know, but they think so. Yeah, they said, they didn't say that he was told that he was losing his vision and he might lose his pilot's license or something. They're still trying to figure that out. He had some kind of medical issue.

They're not quite sure what. Let's look, we talk about place stuff on this podcast a lot, but there's a really morbid thing here too, which is they, they talked about the passengers passengers, and they made the newspaper in the airline made the statement that the passengers didn't know what was taking place until just before the plane crashed. If a dude is breaking down a door with a fucking ex, you have an idea that something is going wrong. Yeah, they said they could hear passenger screaming.

Yeah. And that before the plane had its spinal collision, they could hear the right wing scrape against a mountain top. Oh, God. Wow. Terrifying. That's horrifying, man. That's absolutely fucking horrifying. So happy to be here.

And if somebody would simply fly on it. Just that earlier. Other people to that, that they would put somebody through that, man. That's why I don't know what. I said, we got paid a ton of money to be a pilot, but why would anyone want to be a pilot? What do you mean of a of of like 300 people? Well, I don't want to have a job or a doctor Yeah, but I don't have a job where I'm responsible for even one person's life

Yeah, I can't imagine daily being responsible for hundreds of people's lives every single day Back and forth, back and forth. That's crazy. I've never been in a situation where I could endanger someone's life. I'm trying to think if you have been in one way or you have. I've never driven a car with anyone in it. Yeah, you've very famously said that that's why you don't want to drive a car. If you have kids, you'll kind of be responsible for someone's life. Yeah, I just haven't yet. Not ready for it. That's it. It's something that I bugs me about when I'm directing something, you know, is that I

won't put people in a position where they could be hurt. Even though people are like, I'm fine, I can do this thing. And it's like, we did stuff on laser team where it's like, I'm okay. Matt was like, okay, good. And it was like, okay, I guess I'm doing this. Yeah. But if it's like, I would look at somebody up on a platform and go, yeah, you can't don't do this. We'll do the stunt guys do that or something

I've done guys. I'd be like, I have that to extent with Dan like I put Dan in situations where he might get hurt Right, he knows you might get hurt and I do but he's not gonna die But he was recently he was like shoot me with a taser. I was like I don't I don't want to kill you by accident Right, I don't want to be the guy that kills you physically with my finger the worst He's been hurt is the oil on his hand. When you guys try bad things. Some oil on his hand. But what do you think the most danger he was in?

Yeah, we recreated the oil one. Yeah, it was risky. You know what I would say was the most danger of all the things you've gone to done, Salmo guys, is the thing where Dan is just sitting at that fucking table and the watermelons explode. Yeah, next to him, I mean, in slummocean, it makes it look 10 times worse too, because it's like, it just goes bang off

and he goes, oh, you know, but then in slummocean, you watch everything hit his face and somehow to all misses his eye. Yeah, I don't know how. That one, if it hit his eye, he probably would have been injured in the eye. Wouldn't have killed him. But we use these little firecrackers

that are about this big. And we made the mistake of just not testing one like we just let one off But unless you surround it with something you don't really know how powerful it's totally different We're just like yeah, we'll use this one It was probably the most powerful Explosive I've ever used and it was this big wow. What was it? Just little firecracker the bird scarer is how you buy it I love the UK you know firecracker. BirdScarer is how you buy it. I love the UK. You know, a firecracker. She had birdScarer. They're not really legal if they're called bangers or firecrackers,

but you can use them to they actually sell them on rope. So what you do is you light a rope and a farmer with throw them in his field and the rope slowly burns setting one off every like 20 minutes. So you have like a rope of 20 and just throw it. It's cool. They'll be like, you just pull them off the rope and put them in the mountains. Listen to you, birds are fucking, birds are big pain in the ass. I just, we have so many birds in Austin. I wish you were wearing your Grakyll shirt right now. Oh, I'd like to.

Gus actually told me that he has that shirt and he wears it on the podcast from time to time. I've worn it. Your H.E.B. Grakyll shirt? Yeah, I've heard that shirt for months. I don't remember seeing it. Austin, we have Grakylls And sometimes you'll find parts of Austin at certain times of the year, where it's just the sky is black with these birds.

They're like crows, essentially. And like the power lines of the telephone lines, they're just like, they're endless. They're packed with birds. And it's like one of the scariest things you've ever seen. They're knowing as hell. And they just, they're just, they're knowing as hell. The noise they make, like, ringing in the ears.

Yep, and they call and call and Yep, and there's car and car I call and there's like thousands of them I never understood what that is. Where the fuck did those birds go with it? Not Austin if I south the crackle bar It's called that hey, did they open that container bar in downtown Austin? They bring your street Yes, there's a bar called container. I actually know someone to work there is a good who do you know the works there a friend of a friend Can they get us three drinks probably Probably really I think I think right here Free yeah, you open it out to No one knows just finding

The reason I I brought up I'm gonna go back a bit here the reason I brought up that German wings flight was because That's so fucked up. It's so fucked up. Yeah, there's There's a and then I might go to tangent again. I it was a terrible tragedy It's it's rare that something like that happens where you know you get a pilot who intentionally does something Mollister's with a plane could happen with any career there right could happen and I just hope we don't see like any new jerk regulation to against this kind of thing. I would hate for pilots to lose control of the plane. I would hate for a situation to be where now planes the autopilot always overrides an actual pilot or something like that. That would be awful. But I was surprised to learn that in Europe, they don't have the same regulations as far as two people having to be in the cockpit at

all times. Because if you flown here in the US, you know, when one pilot leaves the cockpit, the senior flight attendant goes in and takes their place. I didn't know that. I see it all the time. That's smart. I just figured that out. You know what, when you do that exchange, I don't look at them. I'm like, I don't want them to think I'm like plotting. I'm so stupid like that. It's so funny how that's the way the world is now, is that you wanna be really careful in a flight that as an innocent person,

you don't wanna be seen as a malicious person. When you're ever shopping, like in a convenience store or some of that, do you ever present yourself in a way that shows you're not seeing stuff? All the time. Like all the time. Yeah, I do like, I put my hand on my pocket,

but I have to clearly demonstrate that. Yeah, here's my phone, tap, tap I have to clearly demonstrate that I'm in my phone Tap tap tap phone my phone back in the bucket. I do that in those situations because I quite like That procedure being done on me, but me coming out innocent because then I feel like I passed I love for seat procedure if it's fine for me like I love it when they search my bag It's like damn right my bags fine. Thank you I did see Vs though like if I had to put my cell phone in my purse, I'll make sure that I'm in like a really wide eye. I don't know if they could see you and I'm just like, even if they stop me and set you,

you'll find. And I'm gonna, you'll be gonna jail. Did you see, like a lot of those, a lot of the behaviors that TSA agents look for in lines to screen people, like leaked out under the internet. I feel like I didn't want to read that though because then I'll do it. It was a lot of a lot of like dumb stuff like the one I remember is like if someone's looking down a lot. At anything or just at the floor. Like at the floor or like in line.

It was it was a whole. If someone is eating candy in the candy. Dumbless. I think you know someone. Is it because they're avoiding eye contact? I guess I don't know or someone's laughing or no, it wasn't laughing. It was a how dare you have fun at the airport. Everyone's going to want everyone who's read this list is going to be going through like

this. Yeah, it was just so many like dumb little things like staring at everybody and lying. Like, oh, but the recent going back again, the whole German wing thing. Like, because of this, I don't know, people bring up like old air disasters and people have been tweeting me one in particular a ton lately. It's that old Russian aerofloat flight where I think I remember when it was a long time ago, a pilot let his 16 year old son into the cockpit. This one was fucking terrible. And they were at cruising altitude and the autopilot was on. It's a big like a Boeing. Yeah, it was like an A320 I think, Airbus.

And the autopilot was on, so they said, oh, we're gonna let the 16 year old son pretend like make him think he's flying the plane and like the captain adjusted the autopilot a bit, so it would like turn and shit. What they didn't realize was for safety, if on this particular plane, if you started manipulating the controls, the autopilot would disengage

Assuming the pilot the some of these wrong the autopilot and the pilots stepping into corrected and He just put the plane into a dive that they never recovered from and they have a Like a like a little 3d recreation of what the plane did Based on the black box based on the data from the black box and it's Fucking awful. I can't imagine what happened Well, first it dot well first it starts turning and they think that the pilots put it into a holding pattern You can see the you can see it online Yeah, and then it like dips down and starts diving and then it comes back up

And then it kind of stalls and rolls and is doing this I mean there's points where it's pointing straight down. And there's points when it's like upside down, but I think it'll be the worst. If you unbelief, yeah, I mean, that would be on. If I'm in the passenger jet and it went upside down, because like a plane can dive. Yes. And I you'd be terrified because you you'd be going straight down. But at least you're not upset.

Like if a plane is upside down you know something's gone awfully wrong. I wonder if a passenger jet has ever gone upside down and then recover because it was just like they just couldn't recover it they just and you're watching them struggling trying to recover and you're like oh they got it the plane is flying in this direction but they just lose it shit. What about it is making it so they can't recover is it just they going down too fast and the flaps aren't like what speed and everything else? Yeah. And one point is going against the flaps.

You're not really hearing about it too much, but at one point they're like leveled off and they start to go like that. And you hear one of the pilots say, not again, not again. Like whatever the scenario is, like came back around. Like this, they may have been stalling or something. Right. Like after they recover, like, they're

too much speed at one point when they were going down They weren't able to pull out because they were just like yeah, I guess plays a design to work at Pretty straight paramets is and when a place going to foster just not it would not have an effective plane anymore Yeah, you know, you know, there's gonna be somebody right now either The not-in-the-lifetime but sometimes the future when this podcast comes out or years down the road when they're listening to this again If they're gonna be on a fucking plane while we're talking about all this stuff. I always think about that I hate these conversations. Yeah, nice me so paranoid What I'm million other things that

That what is that? I needed that that's that that's Jack every I really wish she would have made his shorts colored though This is a reason I like it when Jack is bigger than everyone else Like I love that statue of him and achievement sea. I just like to think that guy is inside that. It's like stood ever. He looks super comfy.

Oh, I'd ride Jack down the river. Who's facing? I should be. Whenever I play a flight simulator, you know, you get, you know, you can fly routes. Like I'll pretend like I'm flying from Austin LA or whatever. And I always try to get there as fast as I can and It's funny like you in when you're in a plane to fight simulator

You get like overspeed war and start like click click click click click click like over and like not fuck it I'm going as fast as I can there. What does that mean in the game does it actually Effect the game yeah, it affects the way that the playing flag. I'm just like I'm just going straight like I'm not doing anything I would always cuz I'd get bored of just flying properly and flight simulator. So I'd always modify it so that I had like, I had like eight miles of fuel. So I'd run a fuel immediately and have to land properly. There's an interesting option you can enable where if you're flying it randomly may or may not have a failure of some kind. That's cool. And it's like, you of some kind. That's cool.

And it's like, you don't know. And just so it's like, oh shit, like something's wrong. Like, it's like, fuck, what is it? It's like, I'm trying to figure it all out. I'm going to check this. I fucking love flight simulators. If you didn't know that, by chance. Yeah, I feel like they didn't make new ones.

No, no, no, no. They used to do whatever, yeah. Like, yeah, I think I had fly simulate like 98 99 2000 X Yeah, X was the last it is X was years. Yeah, yeah, five oh six. You know, there was another was the franchise that took it over There's something else that became like like Microsoft made the flight simulator friends. You're a truck simulator No, there's like another brand like Timmy Morton's name. Oh, yeah, I mean, there's there's several of them that same thing is happening right now with sim city Where the last sim city was super disappointing to everybody and then

City's skyline came out And everybody loves that because they made the game that people want right and they have like kind of like kind of taken that franchise away from them I think Saints Row was in A position to do that with GTA like kind of take away the genre from the people who made the genre what it is. Saints Row was very smart because they were, the first Saints Row was just a GTA clone. It had nothing else.

Straight up. But it came out before GTA on the next gen, which was the 360. So it got tons of sales because of that. And then they made like three other ones, but then the time that they made another GTA. Yeah. Didn't Maxis get closed down just back on the sim thing. Yeah. Yeah.

You're right. You're right. It's dead. Get shuttered. So who makes sense? Why? Max is used to be an awesome two bar at one point. Seriously? Yeah. There were Max's office. A huge sims fan. Yeah. The, I think I want to say the headquarters was an emery bill. I could be wrong about that. Did you ever play in the off-brand sim games like Sim Ant? I'm playing love Sim Ant. What's Sim Ant? You're the guy. Red Ant for life. Mm-hmm. You like Sim Tower?

Sim Tower? Sim Tower? Sim Tower was. Sim Golf was good. Machino. Sim Tower was misnamed. Sim Tower should be called fucking Sim Elevator. I know.

It was just about managing Elevator. Can I ask you this question? When you're waiting for an elevator? What is it in a hotel? What is the amount of time you have to wait for an elevator before you think of that game? It's pretty bad. It's 30 seconds for me. I'm like I'm like who the fuck plan these elevators? The mean express elevator you're right away It's so true and that game was so lousy. What's Simant? Your aunt and and can you be a tick?

No, you're an aunt dude. It's not what's sim ant your ant ant in an ant call it take no you're an ant dude it's not it's sim ant and uh then the so it's on antics and you're in like the back yard of a house you're in the backyard of a house and there's red ants and black ants and they fight and you're trying to get to the house because that's where all the food is to set up a colony in the house and then every now and then like the homeowner will come out and moe his lawn and you have to like hide So the lawn mower doesn't like so funny. We have a couple things we have to get to so we have a special clip tonight Oh shit, I told you about that. Yeah, but you're special stuff to talk tonight And I'm gonna do something rare. I'm gonna step away when we show this clip because I need to go check on something else Thank God fuck off

You can set up everybody oh you You can set up this one. I just want to see that everybody. Oh, you want to explain it? You want to set this up? Oh, you want me to set up. Okay, so a big thing that's happening this week is that Wednesday is 1 April and that is the 12th anniversary of Rupert Heath Productions. Yay!

Yay! Which also makes it the 12th anniversary of the first episode of Reverse of Blue This is one I like the way of season 13 starting like literally on our 12th anniversary like the fact that we like keep up with it like that well has done But Miles Luna is the writer and director of Reverse of Blue Season 13 and he gave us a special clip fresh from his amazing animation staff that he has miles and And that busy do these days absolutely Killing it at least 25 people back there. I mean they're killing it. I saw miles at different desk every time I want by the animation

He's like looking at someone's shoulder. He's like the overseer Yeah, he's a I mean he's doing a phenomenal job as a director phenomenal and so he gave us a special clip from red versus blue Season 13 episode one which debuts this week. Correct? Day early for sponsors. Day early for sponsors. That is correct. So it will debut tomorrow or today if you're watching the podcast on TZ.

Or yesterday if you're watching on Wednesday. The two days ago if you're watching on there. There we go. It was on a plane. And then Wednesday will be the official release of Red vs. Blue season 13 episode one. Let's take a quick look Three-sand bull! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, and for lucky, they'll kill you to keep this quiet. Hey, we got a deadline to meet, all right? Ready up! Pelican crew! You may now open your Bay Dora and slowly exit the vehicle! Eww!

Boop! Where are we? We back? Spooky. What was in there? We're gonna have to find, we have to later this week to find out. That was the first thing I've ever seen from the season of Red versus Blue. It looks beautiful. You know, look amazing. That was amazing. Fantastic job. We've, we've, you know, had some animations, but we have seasons where we go more heavy on animation

and some are we draw back and go more towards machinima. This one is definitely very heavy with animation. More so long like the lines of like a season 10 go more towards machinima. This one is definitely very heavy with animation. More so long like the lines of like a season 10, I would say. It's like an amazing. And the script's fantastic. I'd like to take that, go back in time, show it to you during season one of Rev. versus Blue and be like, hey, this is Rev. versus Blue. And you'd be like, oh.

Hey, I have a question for you, Gavin. Yeah. How would you explain Rev. versus Blue to a caveman? That's a sitcom Okay, okay, man totally those all you go like friends. I mean like Shot of the plane Ross should hit with club Do you remember that shirt that kid was wearing it saying you would come and come and say she got off the plane?

You weren't there There was a kid at Sanio comic con a couple years ago who I think was from Romania or something clearly not speaking English as a first language and he had a shirt That was just a white shirt with Ross and Rachel with hearts all around it that said she got off the plane Really Here I'm gonna read this other thing before our other announcements that's had she got off the plane. Really? I love it. It's fucking weird. Anyways. Here, I'm going to read this other thing before our other announcements.

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What would? Don't. You will fucking make a mess. What? I'm telling your child, stop. Upside down. You're like the cat. You're just like the cat. Speaking of being a kid. Yeah Yeah, you do drink your beer. That's all my kids at all

The You don't drink your beer. You're not gonna get a joint later Finish your shrooms I know it's what puts that bone down drink your beer the strip clubs closes in one hour We got there to get it to drink minimum dude. I went to a place I Fuh I hate I hate when they turn on the lights like the fluorescent lights You hate that I hate you are Visibly and audibly annoyed by that I would yell I will yell at bartenders when they do it good

Yeah, I'm I get so mad about it. I want to You they turn the lights on we went out and he said thanks for coming you like yeah The I went to one the other day Gavin where they turn the lights and I went like this Bup they come on I went oh like that and then the guy behind the bar fucking starts blinking them like Blink blink blink blink blink blink to piss you off just I don't know if he's trying that was his mo to get people the hell out of his Like how to get kids in a closet shut up get out of your customers You fuckers. See ya gotta hate that so much. Thanks for paying But what would you rather have would you rather have them come up to you and tell you to leave?

Or is it nice to just have a global? Indicator that you're gonna leave Just tell us you brother be told I don't know just get out of here. Yeah, they should just like turn the music or something I'll tell Bar were we stayed? In San Francisco, they said, I went up and I go, I came to the bar and they go, oh, we had less call. And we shot. They don't ring the bell?

No, none of that stuff. It was weird. We came back from one night. We were in San Francisco two nights. We came back and there was always people in the bar drinking, and they were in a conference. And it was a conference of people who handle international bankruptcies. massive massive international bankruptcies of like countries and these guys look like the richest

Ricks ever and they didn't give a fuck one guy's got one guy's like, yeah, I got grease Yeah, just twist twist friend. They're all like I was I so I even said that one was like So are you guys happy when the economy is up? And they go, not really. So like, when everything's doing great, we don't have much business. I go, I go, I said, so you must have really like 2008. And literally like three of the dudes, you got this, they went like this, they went,

oh, they're like 2008. They're like white, they're malved with $100 bills, you know? Not one of the guys had an American accent either, not one of them. They were all just like indescribably foreign. Every one from the future like yeah, they were like like they were like It's like I wish or is it South African or is the Australian? It's like couldn't figure out anybody where anybody was from based on their acts tiger woods Tiger what's basically the worst and I think I've bitched about this in many a few years and I bitched about this the worst

State for last call is Washington State. Why? They stopped serving at 2 a.m. But last call is at 1 a.m. No. So this is an hour? Austin's worst, because you'll be the fucking place and they'll go, you know what?

We want to go home. It's a little mpm last call. That should be illegal. No, wait, where do they do that? They don't do that. You guys have never been a bar where they're like, it's like 12 at night and they're like, they're last calls at midnight only if it's like a week day, and that's just when they close Well, you're just like whatever I get the feeling it's like total like it's up to them though if they own it

Just like get out. I don't know it's true. They totally do but it's like in Austin It's like I think there should be a standard that we're open until 2 a.m. Because we're a fucking bar And it's Austin and let people want to be out like people want to drink rainier street We went well we had to go rainier street. We went well, we had to go. Rainier Street. Rainier Street. Rainier Street. Rainier Street. Rainier is in the Washington. We were there the other night drinking with the laser team. We had like a laser team rap. Second rap party. After we did additional photography. And we went from one bar they closed at midnight. When to the next bar they closed at 1 a.m. And then we went to another bar, that was gonna close at two a.m.

I had to leave because I had to go pick up Ashley from somewhere. She was coming in the airport. And so I left in just enough time. Her plane got delayed and she got into like one 30. I think it was Pax East. It would have been Pax East. So we were just out drinking until like two a.m.

but we had to change bars twice in order to do that. Just unacceptable. You didn't go to Barbara Ellis instead to three. What's Barbara? They have a three a.m mean you didn't go to Barbara Ellis instead to three? What's Barbara? They have a three a.m. Last call. Yeah, Barbara Ellis is I think the only bar in that area that stays up until three.

No, I'm not kidding. So everybody goes there around like 130. We went from bangers to something else to a really cool place I like called the whiskey bar at the end. It's like all wood on the inside. It's fucking badass. You like wood. I do like wood. I do. I'm a fan of wood. I like wood Like dark woods. Oh, I

Did I say I've come up with I've come up with my new job after I didn't work here anymore? Please Hopefully that the what wouldn't be for long. Yeah, what are we transitioning you to what's the path? I think I make the perfect No, be your opener. No, like user experience No. Be your opener. Nope. Like user experience quality man. Oh, that's a huge demand for user experience quality man.

You're an experienced like your Xbox One issue that you would do. Yeah, I got a list. It's like just run it by me. Okay, for example, right. On the Xbox One you launch a game. The game needs an update. You know what the Xbox does after that? You update the game.

It takes you to the apps page where it updates the game and it says download and it shows the progress. Right. Then it disappears. Right gone. Yeah. So not only does it not launch the game like you pressed like you don't care about the update.

You want to play the game. That's why you press in the game. It doesn't automatically start the game and it takes you to a page that doesn't have the game on it. It's just left that doesn't have the game on it. It's left with this empty page that you'll sound. There's like, who thought there's a notification that pops up that tells you update completed and then you hit the jewel and go to your game. Yeah, if you're sitting there the moment the game finishes.

Ah, and if you have notifications, otherwise you come back to an empty key. So you then have to like, two more presses just to get back to the thing you already did. And it's like, it's just where's the polish? You know? Where's like the Apple level of polish? There is an Apple sucks too, actually. I always say it's a giant turdball. You say I always say it, I say the iPhone 6.

Yeah, because I associate the two together. But yeah, I don't know. It's just, we're doing the Gavin and I. I'm just so annoyed by technology at the moment. I texted Gavin from San Francisco, or if I was in LA, and I was so annoyed by technology at the moment. I texted gab from San Francisco Beacuvos in LA and I was getting my son JD. Do you know my son JD is 13 years old now? That's crazy. I feel like you keep mentioning this because you're so blown away by blown away by it's crazy I'm blown away, but you can't believe it like you've been with him the whole time

Yeah, I've been there this time people other people don't say I'm a little time. Just like oh man You but you live like you live there people that are same little times just like, oh man, you live like you live picture. I have the first time you let him play a game on Xbox Live. Yeah, you put a picture of that. Controller in his hand, you playing Halo 2. You get the little Halo 2 headset. Yeah, my little brother just turned 21 and I feel the same way.

I'm just like, you're six years old in my mind. Yeah, it's nuts, but I was getting him a present and then they had, I thought potentially one of the presents, I get him to be like a smart watch, you know, because 13's like a big milestone. Pebble. I ended up getting him, I ended up getting him headphones and JD's like mature above his ears even and I was gonna get him beats

because I seemed like a young thing to get, give somebody and then I- You fed Ray. But then I was worried it's like, is beats dooshy? Yes. Yeah, a little bit. Okay, so I got a bow's like,

like wireless headphones. The noise counseling ones ones the noise canceling They got blue teeth so they're fucking rocking. I like wise when it comes to parents because I don't like the interference noise I feel you from like he can wire it. I had a Wireless I don't use you can plug in a wire for it to you You have three pairs of headphones on your desk. Yes. I have a headphone problem You lost you lost head voice recently didn't you sending angry? We got found they got found. What were they they were in the conference room? That was me then

You fuck your pink. Yes. That's fuck. Sorry. That was me. Was it really me? Yeah, you don't see all his emails? Yeah, but He was a lot of emails. He said the second one was just like return them in capital I was like seriously What the fuck return them? I put bright pink headphones in the conference room. They should have made their way back there Some I've all I think it was a one of the new boys actually the problems They kept getting cleaned up and putting in storage in the conference room. I think I I try remember why I took them out I can't oh we took them out for when we interviewed Harrison Ford

Who was just let out of the hospital by you ever gonna talk about that? So congratulations. No, it's huge honor. Yeah, I mean, I've been a fan for years big deal Do you say we had other announcements or anything else we're gonna talk about? Yeah, so This is a video probably we're gonna put up to announce it here pretty soon But everyone watching the livestream at this point is a sponsor We actually had very late last week a promotional opportunity that came up and we were like, oh, that sounds really cool. So the video will explain a little bit more about it, but I wanted to give people a heads

up so they can kind of like preload and get ready for it. There is this thing on the internet called Best Day Ever, which is a day when they focus on, it's like a collection of good deeds and cool stuff that makes the world better and they like showcase that like fun pranks where they pay for people's dinners and stuff like that kind of like a whole like pay it forward kind of a day and The sponsor of it is Chevrolet and they came to us and they said what would Ruchis like to do to make the world a better place Like what could you guys do? Can you guys think of something fun to do and we were just in the middle of like what could you guys do? Can you guys think of something fun to do? And we were just in the middle of getting set to interview the broken lizard guys because they just broke our crowdfunding record on Indiegogo

and we're gonna give them the belt and all this stuff and we're going out to LA to do this whole podcast. That'll be on Wednesday a live stream that we're doing from LA from the YouTube space at about noon. I think on Pacific time. So just that. So I think it's noon though. I think it's when we go on. There's like 12 people as part of this best day ever 12 hours like a huge telecast and we're one hour of a Rysheteath. And so they asked us what would you like to do? And we started thinking about like how good our last year's been. We got a new building. We, you know, hire all these new employees and then the biggest story I think for Rysheteath in the last 12 years, 12 years, 12 months, is that we funded laser team.

We funded it because of all of you contributing to crowdfunding. And we're having this discussion right now with the broken lizard guys on Best Day Ever. That's all about crowdfunding as well. So we thought, here's what we could do to try to make the world a little bit better. Why don't we try to do something fun,

but that also pays back some of the goodwill and karma that's come our way, and we'll pay that forward in a way. So what we're gonna be doing is, we're gonna be letting people submit ideas for a project that they've always had in the back of their head, and then we're gonna give them $10,000 to fund it. We're gonna select one person out of all the submissions that come in.

They have to be very brief because we've gotta read through a ton of these things, and you'll see the form when it goes up, but there'll be a video that explains that a little bit later tonight, and if you have a project that you've always wanted to work on, thanks to Chevrolet and Ruchigeeth, we'll be able to hopefully make that happen for you. So that would be great. We would love to do that. Ten big ones. Yeah, that's a lot to start a project.

And so once we're going to select one project out of all of them, and you'll have to submit that form online, you'll need a Google account to do it that was the only way to authenticate right but i think most people have a google account and we're gonna look at my feel like that's really important to stress i feel i'm not a contest not like selecting it random we are reading through and it's totally me guss gavin and barbell will be reading these things as a we like this we think this makes the world a better place

anybody wants to uh... so the dragon's down shop tank whatever you call it. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it could be anything. It could be a artistic project. It could be a gaming project. It could be potato salad. Could be potato salad.

I hope for that. It makes it a little more interesting. Something like that. So I hope if you're interested in that kind of thing, here's an opportunity for you. Hopefully you'll take advantage of it. Yep. And we'll, like I said, I think that's going on at noon on Wednesday.

noon to the time. Which is minus 8 GMT. There's also going to be a whole lot of stuff coming out on Wednesday for our anniversary. So make sure you're around the internet during that day. I told the anniversary totally snuck up on me this year. I know. I can't believe it. This is holding us.

It's been a year. It might be the fastest year. Since we moved here. Yeah. You believe that? Nuts. Into this building. It's almost been a year. It's April last year. I remember we get lost in this place. Yeah, we believe that. nuts. Into this building. It's almost been in April. I'm going to get lost in this place. Yeah, there's a truck over there.

We moved to May 1, right? Wasn't that a move day? Was it? It's like end of April. It's something I missed every single move. We found how skies has moved in their new offices. We just opened the new full screen Rishie's offices and play a vista with the worst all that. In the entire world. What's that? The wall looks like

a magic eye painting. I don't know what that is. They said they asked for that specifically. Is it meant to make people vomit? I don't know what that is. They said they asked for that specifically. Is it meant to make people vomit? I don't know. How do you film that without it like swimming on you? Maybe that's the effect. Just aliasing and all those are bigger than their previous studio? Uh, you know what? I actually, I've seen the place, but I haven't seen the actual inside studio yet. Because it's like, I don't know how the space was carved up. Because I haven't been back been back to LA in a couple not during the week I haven't been back in a couple of weeks so. You're going to say in a couple of hours.

No I'm going back. I'll be there later this week. I'm excited to see the new studio. The new studio. It's going to be so great. I'm out there. We'll be the first people from Rooster Beach. I'll be in there and see it for the first time.

I'm going to be in an office and claim it. Oh, a piss all over. We're like that. We are like two blocks from the YouTube space in LA. We're right there. Oh, yeah. I always remember the YouTube space being really far from everything. The YouTube space is really far from everything, but it's really close for us because if you want it goes go to the LA office, all you got to do, go to the airport, jump on a plane. It's a two hour commute, you land at LAX, two hours and 15 minutes, go minutes going west and Then it's like a 10 minute ride from the airport. It's so close to there

I'm most excited about is how easy it is to get there from the airport So our commute is basically like two and a half hours to get to the to the LA office You can go there and back in one day now if you wanted to you know Which most of the time and for honestly for Southern California a two and a half hour commute is not unheard of if you fucking live there So yeah, or you could book, you know something to shoot in the know, go there, shoot for four hours and get the fuck back. Yep. It's interesting. Yeah. Yeah. It's a day trip. You're just lemmog eyes there. Good. You can use a phone to get you to move over there.

I like LA a lot. Sunniest hell. Yeah. I think people are asking questions like all the rules like what's this? What's that? Can you as citizens apply, non-U.S. Citizens apply? Darn it rules. It's not a contest. You just submit a project and we will give money to the project We like the best. You know the only criteria that we're using show me potato salad. We'll have a video later tonight Yeah, yeah And it's there'll be a video to explain how to do it a little bit later. It's a simple form online It's basically three fields that are not more than 140 characters per field

Basically one of them is a little bit longer and then that's it. What's the worst for me? I've had to fill out shit Actually, you just got her a TSA Precheck finally after me like going through precheck without her so many times She actually has precheck now on every airline. I only have it on American and US air how'd she manage that? Yeah, you suck it. Yeah, you pay like 80 bucks for three years or something. It took her like two minutes to get it too.

She had to go down for an interview. They like walked in, the person was like surprised to see anybody. And they're like, yeah, okay, great. The worst part about that is they tell you where the office is but they don't tell you what suite it is. So you go there and when I went to go do my interview there. There's no building director or everything I hit every fucking button on the elevator and

Why? It's like it's bite. It's somewhere in here. See it's just every floor right and it turned out to be on the top floor Fuck I threw through every floor this goddamn building and then it's on the top floor. I just said that I And then it's on the top floor. I'm just sad that I Lady saw Ashley looking lost and director. Yeah, I wish I had had that That's I could never get that because I'm a Canadian citizen. Yeah, I mean see luckily I have enough miles on American way I get it on American and I only fly American Sarah Stoker on Twitter It just said that her mom's commute is two hours each way in Southern California Jesus. Yeah I would I wouldn't do that. I just wouldn't do that now. I'm is two hours each way in Southern California. Jesus. Yeah. I wouldn't do that.

I just wouldn't do that. I'm most of a big believer in, well for me the most important thing on where to live in your life is weather. Weather. It was a huge factor in me moving here, because the weather's so good here. You're like Ashley too, you love the heat. Love the sun.

You're a closer to it. I do love the heat. Like the August stuff is like misery for most of us, but you love it. Do you love it too? It's like 45 degrees and unbearably hot. It's like, I want to get swimming. Yeah. I want to be out, floating around in liquid.

There you go. As you do. But I think it's important. She's from like Northern California and Utah. It's been most of her time there. And yeah, she's lucky. She loves the heat here. I just like, a lot of people live in really cold, dreary places and they're really unhappy

because of it. Like people get depressed and it's like why don't you move somewhere hot? What people can't. I mean you could save up the move. Save up for five days and move somewhere hot. Yeah. If you love the heat. Worst form I had to fill it by the way was life insurance stuff. Just like going through and fill it with your life insurance. It just it goes forever as long as you're good like buying a house I mean really gosh you've been through a closing for a house because you bought a house before It's just you probably you've been through it too you sign like 45 40 page document, but that's really all it is you just write your name a bunch. Yeah

That's a thing though. It's like I hate that feeling of old Mike. I'm signing An eight page agreement that I they know I haven't read I haven't read It's just well accepted that I'm not gonna sit here and read 300 pages of material to my if you're close again She'd be like hold on let me get my reading glasses off and go through the entire dude They would throw you out probably yeah, you just go through you like they sent it all to you in advance You're supposed to read through all that stuff. It's like 40 contracts. The woman was just, when I did it, she was like, and this is for this thing, you'll need that.

And I was like, yeah, she's like, I'm gonna get this one. Yeah, yeah, and this one's fine, do that. She was real, real hard, trying to get me out of there. Yeah, I was like, you just sign, sign, sign. She's wrote my name over there. Yeah, closing for houses is a really interesting process, man. Really interesting.

All right, well, it's about time to wrap up. Is there anything else we're supposed to cover? Let me check some things real quick Colton Dunne was featured in Vulture by Vulture.com is one of the top 25 comedians to watch in 2015 back this year yeah I just like double check my stuff there very good wow what else we talked about well the season ended for walking dead last night I believe I haven't seen it yet and I have a boy I feel like a fucking lunatic I saw Twitter exists justice oil walking down I was going through't seen it yet and I have a boy I feel like a fucking lunatic because Twitter exists just a spoil walking down. I was going

through Xbox video the other day I watched a top five at Chris Rock movie and I've slipped through Xbox video trying to see like what the top movie rentals were and there's a fucking movie up there called the walking disease. The seas yeah I've seen it and it like it looks like we're back to that now like a walking dead Promotional image is their movie poster. It's like no wait. They're looking the wrong way It's like oh no, it's a total ripoff and they're just trying to trick people. Yes, it's a scary movie thing again How did you try to watch watch it? No, I assume it's a parody movie like you know, like scary movie or Not another team movie. Yeah, but they named it so similarly, instead of, you know,

there's a bunch of movies on Netflix like that. People get sick of those parody movies. They don't make it as much as you say. Like, you say movie was a big hit. Scary movie was a big hit. Scary movie, 15, probably. Then there was crap like, meet the spot and switch. It's one of the few movies I walked out of.

Oh, you walked out of it? It was just bored. Just like, I don't know. That's rough. That's rough. See, it's still It was just bored. Just like, I don't know. Just got to wrap it up. That's rough. It's so funny too, because it's like, we were talking about this when the laser team teaser debuted. Now the trailer of the teaser is like,

I was going on like a bunch of forums and like just getting people's feedback. And it was mostly positive, but then I'm still used to like the gaming community where they're jaded and like, oh, fucking Xbox fanboys and stuff like that. So I'm kind of used to criticism on like that level, but movies are, I forgot. I was like, when are I'm talking about saying, you're going to read

stuff for movie stuff where people are just like, it holds no weight. Like they're just like, you know, you like us with Guardians of the Galaxy trailer, like we could sit here and go, oh, that looks so fucking dumb. That looks like garbage or whatever. It's like $180 million movie that people worked on for two years, you know what I mean? But you just don't think twice about that stuff when you're talking about movie, you know. So you gotta prepare for that. I mean we're even nice when we talk about video games. We try not to be mean because we know people work on them for a long time. Yeah, unless it's Sid Meier's Starships. What is that bad?

That's terrible. Is it really? Yeah, I've talked at length about it on the last episode of the patch. It's one of the worst games I've ever played. That's a bummer because I bought that. Oh, what was bad about it on the last episode of the patch. It's one of the worst games ever played that's a bummer because I've got bought that Oh, what was bad about it briefly? Every mission is exactly the same. You can only have one fleet The you guess you can add ships to and despite the fact it's in space. It's a flat 2d

Play homeworld dude if you play the homeworld. Yeah, they're going wrong. I love homeworld Ashley's on board actually is like a home world Evangelist she will try to get the home world home girl. All right. That's a let's wrap it and I'm that yeah right on that Yeah, where you guys want to go eat? I don't know I'm so bang yes. All right. We're gonna play see it in Austin right now. Where's the good place to go eat dinner? Good place to eat if you've been to North to the Italian place up in domain. No, oh fucking awesome Yeah, best Italian food in town get the bullonies Well, so you could know North. Oh, I was born as a spaghetti, right?

It's possible. Yeah. Yeah, it's a six spaghetti positive. They have spaghetti It's a spaghetti's fine. We're good. The bullonies is what's that what does that mean? Bullonies does meat sauce. Yeah, yeah Yeah, right. Go. There we go. Good. I'll do that eat there. It's so good. Oh, man. I yeah I they opened the the ramen place right by my house And I'm ramen tattoo. Yeah, ramen tattoo. Yeah, the bloody line is even longer that one dude I we don't worry about it because we live like two blocks away So we just walk over like 10 minutes for closing We just wander over time to close 10 wasn't everyone good at it because it could be a doing shit

I don't know we just wander in actually have we ever wait line and ramen tatsai also Not the south one. What'd you call it? I just got to the other side. She gets mad. She gets on and gets mad. This pronounce it every time we go to, I say, well, I'm going to go there. It eats. We should go there for lunch, bro. Okay. That ramen has the best egg. The best, the best form of egg, like, eggs can be done so many ways. But the weird sort of like soggy, dissolved egg in there,

it just glides down your gullet and it's a joy. Everyone should go there just for the egg that they put in the rock. You know you can order an extra egg too And then they give you a fuck they give you a whole one It's like cut half they give the whole egg so you have to like fun Does it have the like the translucent gook in the middle? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah All right, thank you for watching everyone. We'll see you next week. you . Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? All right, examples.

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